Author Topic: Things That Make You Smile  (Read 8610 times)

Things That Make You Smile
« on: February 14, 2022, 03:54:43 PM »
Spread the love.

Re: Things That Make You Smile
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2022, 03:58:45 PM »
Clean sheets.

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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2022, 03:59:27 PM »
The warmth of a pet when they snuggle up with you.

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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2022, 04:00:33 PM »
The feeling of jumping in a cold pool on a sweltering summers day.

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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2022, 04:00:54 PM »
Hot coffee on a cold morning.

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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2022, 04:02:21 PM »
Waking up from a good nap.

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« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2022, 04:13:04 PM »
Hugs.

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« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2022, 04:15:00 PM »
Friends who get drunk and call each other niggers.

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« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2022, 04:15:38 PM »
Siblings who get drunk and make really tasteless off-color jokes about incest.

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« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2022, 04:16:20 PM »
Having the personal cell phone numbers of multiple law enforcement officials on my speed dial.

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« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2022, 04:16:48 PM »
Owning a shitload of Rush CDs.

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« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2022, 04:18:39 PM »
Putting mistaken identity into a blender along with blackmail and pushing the button marked frappé.

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« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2022, 04:19:18 PM »
Absinthe.


The Fæ.

Re: Things That Make You Smile
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2022, 04:21:08 PM »
Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, and Alexander Hamilton playing poker every weekend in a lengthy, indeterminate tournament of undetermined, open-ended length to determine who gets to be one of my pallbearers someday.

Re: Things That Make You Smile
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2022, 04:21:56 PM »
Euphemisms.