BellGab, now defunct.

[K_Dubb]

I used to get rhubarb every year until the bastard foxes dug it up.

What did you do with it?  People in this country don’t remember things like fruit soups and compotes or how good fresh sour things like rhubarb tasted after all winter when all you had was maybe an orange at Christmas, with the peel carefully preserved, but that is how my mom grew up.  Sviskesuppe (stewed prunes) was a rare treat.

[AZZERAE]

Groyper not only has a peg leg, he is bald too? I never knew...

Hair system and the whole 9? Tell us more!

[AZZERAE]

There I was, wallowing in a shallow puddle of despair, suddenly possessed by feelings of nostalgia for the old Turbo-Mode private circle-jerk sessions of bygone days I opened up my favorite search engine (Dogpile, of course) and typed in the word "Bellgab."  The first page of resluts yielded little of interest, save for the last entry titled "Gabor Belle - Shop the latest styles" leading to voguewigs.com which I did not click upon, but it reminded me of Pancakes! for some reason.

Page 2 yielded little of immediate interest other than the Wikipedia entry for "Bell's Gap Railroad" which reminded me of a trainwreck for some odd reason that was non circle-jerk related and also reminded me of "Petticoat Junction" which may or may not have been circle-jerk related.

Page 3 was pretty much a wash, although I wondered WTAF the "Bellgab - goran-karan.info" entry was all about, which sounded intar-tube Silk Roadish and may have led to fapable DP pics/videos (not my thing, possibility of dinks touching makes it possible gay porn).  That link was left un-clicked but noted as somewhat remarkable.

Page 4 had some sort of "Breaking NEWS" link about Micheal Vandeven producing something or another back in 2017.  By this point I was just fascinated by the diverse and varied search results I was getting and the rabbit hole appeared to have no end!  I think by this point the only link I had actually visited was the "Bell's Gap Railroad" wiki-entry, which of course led to a side quest for "Petticoat Junction" erotic fan-fiction that I will leave for another discussion...  I had to continue my quest.  On to:

Page 5 a Dietrich entry and TWO Rubini/J*/MurMaiden 8chan/8kun poats, none clicked but much amusement was derived from seeing them;  my shallow puddle of despair dried up slightly on page 5....

Page 6:  "Is Bellgab down for everyone or just me - Check status..." the puddle of despair moistened and gained a bit of depth, undismayed and perhaps feeling some sort of S&M yearnings for lost TurboMode perquisites and privileges I continued the dive

Page 7:  Unremarkable and possible recycling of earlier page search resluts.

Page 8:  "Bellwood-Antis Historic Railroad Postcard Scans" www.bellwoodantis.net/pcrailroad.html I do not recall clearly, but the nature of the search resluts by this point began to take on a slightly askew parallel universe quality.  I began to "sense" but not actually observe the presence of Colonel Pate Manly somewhere in the nebulous outskirts of my (at the time) current reality...  Ants?  More trainwrecks?  Lost Postcard threads?  Bellwood (is that TurboMode circle-jerk related)?

Page 9:  The shallow puddle of despair is not forgotten, and fear and revulsion begin to set in:  "coast to coast AM - The Horror Report" https://horrorreport.wordpress.com/tag/coast-to-coast-am.  Moustaches, boot-black and scorching hot pizza rolls that render the mouth, lips, tongue and flappy thing in the back of the throat incapable of intelligible speech...

Page 10:  "The Emoluments of Mars:  October 2015" https://dorkmission.blogspot.com/2015/10  +19.5

Page 11:  "Ladner youngster is living his true gender identity ..." https://www.delta-optimist.com/local-news/ladner-youngster-is-living-his-true-gender... WTAF does this have to do with BellGab?  Thoughts of K_Dubb, PBS and eMCee.  Shit is getting real wierd...

Page 12:  "Binaryspellbook Ranting" https://binaryspellbook.blogspot.com more WTAF, no way I am clicking that shit sounds like a really weird circle-jerk, possibly related to that page 11 result?  Nautical Shore...

Page 13:  Groyper, nbirnes (Future Theater), Dietrich, Martinez Tonight and whoever the hell Kathleen Keating is.  For unknown reasons I think of Roz and parallel universes:  strange love triangles and amusing proposals spring to mind.  I pause in the Rabbit Hole "BellGab" mission and begin a rough story-board for a new Falkie related proposal that includes a twisted "Ratty Patty" character whose gender is switched...

Page 14:  "Why do people hate George Noory? page 5" www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread952997/pg5 Age old philosophical questions remain unanswered, laws of the universe are contemplated.

Page 15:  "Desert Shapes (DS): Art Bell MitD July 19 test show" https://desertshapes.blogspot.com/2015/07/art-bell-mitd-july-19-test-show.html a bookmark entry is created in my browser.

Page 16:  "UFO-Prophet:  'New discovery': Black hole found wandering..." https://ufoprophet.blogspot.com/2016/10/new-discovery-black-hole-found.html Stellar?

Page 17:  "AzzGab - Index" https://azzgab.co.za with text from this very thread quoted in the description: "...BellGab. Where it all began. 43 Posts 7 Topics Last post by K_Dubb in Re: The BellGab Bakeshop on April 14, 2021, 02:37:38 AM Random. Whatever you want. 122 Posts 10 Topics Last post by Master Trollda in Re: Arbitrary, idiotic t... on Today at 04:33:03 AM Opinion. Speech is free. 149 Posts 8 Topics Last post by K_Dubb..."

The shallow puddle of despair suddenly dries up:  leaving me dry, crusty and somewhat exhausted...  something like the aftermath of a SeekRut TurboMode circle-jerk.  Satiated and noting the time (local early AM) I gently close my browser, sigh a bit and go to bed.  For the first time in what seems like weaks I am mildly excited to wake up the next day.

I hope this answers your question, Azz.

Oh, it answers my question! And more. So nice to have you here, and sorry I am such a flaky motherfucker with regards to our (as yet) failed collab.

[Mohammed Azharruddin]

What did you do with it?  People in this country don’t remember things like fruit soups and compotes or how good fresh sour things like rhubarb tasted after all winter when all you had was maybe an orange at Christmas, with the peel carefully preserved, but that is how my mom grew up.  Sviskesuppe (stewed prunes) was a rare treat.

Usually rhubarb crumble. I was never that adventurous with it. People use rhubarb as a laxative, so I believe. It's one of those plants that will grow back every year, you didn't need to do anything. Well, until the foxes. I don't know why people are anti-foxhunting. Foxes are absolute cunts.

[K_Dubb]

Usually rhubarb crumble. I was never that adventurous with it. People use rhubarb as a laxative, so I believe. It's one of those plants that will grow back every year, you didn't need to do anything. Well, until the foxes. I don't know why people are anti-foxhunting. Foxes are absolute cunts.

Rhubarb crumble is good stuff!  I think I actually prefer it to pie.  Oats, like your mincemeat squares?

[Mohammed Azharruddin]

Rhubarb crumble is good stuff!  I think I actually prefer it to pie.  Oats, like your mincemeat squares?

Yes, oats, flour, butter. Then brown sugar on the top. Plenty of sugar on the rhubarb, obviously.

[pate]

Two vaguely lovable queers discussing the laxative merits of rhubarb...

Spicy!  Not in the capsicum bent perhaps moar of a nutmeg flavor?

[Mohammed Azharruddin]

This brings back memories.

[K_Dubb]

This brings back memories.

This is the kind of inanity you absorbed, while I was served bedtime Bible stories on the flannelgraph!

[Mohammed Azharruddin]

This is the kind of inanity you absorbed, while I was served bedtime Bible stories on the flannelgraph!

Sounds absolutely ghastly in your Christian Skinner box.

[pate]

... with regards to our (as yet) failed collab.

I direct yore attention-span hear: http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=5.msg1346#msg1346

[Laser]

We can be grateful he hasn't found this place and I don't have to scroll through yards of agonised waffle about his bird. Or ex-bird. Or whatever.

Jack⭐ knows where to find us. FB is just low hanging fruit for his swipes and jabs.

[Laser]

The Gunner hasn't brought his DDD war to Bellgab Facebook?  Figured he might try and take Dietrich on in his own home turf.

Gunner and crew found a nice warm cubby in EG, have they not?

[Laser]

IT HAD TO HAPPEN

The Great Rubini has sock populated an entire kingdom for himself  https://www.bellgabsucks.com

[Asuka Langley]

IT HAD TO HAPPEN

The Great Rubini has sock populated an entire kingdom for himself  https://www.bellgabsucks.com

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