And where did you come across the link, pray tell?..
There I was, wallowing in a shallow puddle of despair, suddenly possessed by feelings of nostalgia for the old Turbo-Mode private circle-jerk sessions of bygone days I opened up my favorite search engine (Dogpile, of course) and typed in the word "Bellgab." The first page of resluts yielded little of interest, save for the last entry titled "Gabor Belle - Shop the latest styles" leading to
voguewigs.com which I did not click upon, but it reminded me of Pancakes! for some reason.
Page 2 yielded little of immediate interest other than the Wikipedia entry for "Bell's Gap Railroad" which reminded me of a trainwreck for some odd reason that was non circle-jerk related and also reminded me of "Petticoat Junction" which may or may not have been circle-jerk related.
Page 3 was pretty much a wash, although I wondered WTAF the "Bellgab - goran-karan.info" entry was all about, which sounded intar-tube Silk Roadish and may have led to fapable DP pics/videos (not my thing, possibility of dinks touching makes it possible gay porn). That link was left un-clicked but noted as somewhat remarkable.
Page 4 had some sort of "Breaking NEWS" link about Micheal Vandeven producing something or another back in 2017. By this point I was just fascinated by the diverse and varied search results I was getting and the rabbit hole appeared to have no end! I think by this point the only link I had actually visited was the "Bell's Gap Railroad" wiki-entry, which of course led to a side quest for "Petticoat Junction" erotic fan-fiction that I will leave for another discussion... I had to continue my quest. On to:
Page 5 a Dietrich entry and TWO Rubini/J*/MurMaiden 8chan/8kun poats, none clicked but much amusement was derived from seeing them; my shallow puddle of despair dried up slightly on page 5....
Page 6: "Is Bellgab down for everyone or just me - Check status..." the puddle of despair moistened and gained a bit of depth, undismayed and perhaps feeling some sort of S&M yearnings for lost TurboMode perquisites and privileges I continued the dive
Page 7: Unremarkable and possible recycling of earlier page search resluts.
Page 8: "Bellwood-Antis Historic Railroad Postcard Scans"
www.bellwoodantis.net/pcrailroad.html I do not recall clearly, but the nature of the search resluts by this point began to take on a slightly askew parallel universe quality. I began to "sense" but not actually observe the presence of Colonel Pate Manly somewhere in the nebulous outskirts of my (at the time) current reality... Ants? More trainwrecks? Lost Postcard threads? Bellwood (is that TurboMode circle-jerk related)?
Page 9: The shallow puddle of despair is not forgotten, and fear and revulsion begin to set in: "coast to coast AM - The Horror Report"
https://horrorreport.wordpress.com/tag/coast-to-coast-am. Moustaches, boot-black and scorching hot pizza rolls that render the mouth, lips, tongue and flappy thing in the back of the throat incapable of intelligible speech...
Page 10: "The Emoluments of Mars: October 2015"
https://dorkmission.blogspot.com/2015/10 +19.5
Page 11: "Ladner youngster is living his true gender identity ..."
https://www.delta-optimist.com/local-news/ladner-youngster-is-living-his-true-gender... WTAF does this have to do with BellGab? Thoughts of K_Dubb, PBS and eMCee. Shit is getting real wierd...
Page 12: "Binaryspellbook Ranting"
https://binaryspellbook.blogspot.com more WTAF, no way I am clicking that shit sounds like a really weird circle-jerk, possibly related to that page 11 result? Nautical Shore...
Page 13: Groyper, nbirnes (Future Theater), Dietrich, Martinez Tonight and whoever the hell Kathleen Keating is. For unknown reasons I think of Roz and parallel universes: strange love triangles and amusing proposals spring to mind. I pause in the Rabbit Hole "BellGab" mission and begin a rough story-board for a new Falkie related proposal that includes a twisted "Ratty Patty" character whose gender is switched...
Page 14: "Why do people hate George Noory? page 5"
www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread952997/pg5 Age old philosophical questions remain unanswered, laws of the universe are contemplated.
Page 15: "Desert Shapes (DS): Art Bell MitD July 19 test show"
https://desertshapes.blogspot.com/2015/07/art-bell-mitd-july-19-test-show.html a bookmark entry is created in my browser.
Page 16: "UFO-Prophet: 'New discovery': Black hole found wandering..."
https://ufoprophet.blogspot.com/2016/10/new-discovery-black-hole-found.html Stellar?
Page 17: "AzzGab - Index"
https://azzgab.co.za with text from this very thread quoted in the description: "...
BellGab. Where it all began. 43 Posts 7 Topics Last post by K_Dubb in Re: The BellGab Bakeshop on April 14, 2021, 02:37:38 AM Random. Whatever you want. 122 Posts 10 Topics Last post by Master Trollda in Re: Arbitrary, idiotic t... on Today at 04:33:03 AM Opinion. Speech is free. 149 Posts 8 Topics Last post by K_Dubb..."
The shallow puddle of despair suddenly dries up: leaving me dry, crusty and somewhat exhausted... something like the aftermath of a SeekRut TurboMode circle-jerk. Satiated and noting the time (local early AM) I gently close my browser, sigh a bit and go to bed. For the first time in what seems like
weaks I am mildly excited to wake up the next day.
I hope this answers your question, Azz.
