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Title: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: pate on February 14, 2022, 01:48:39 AM
I have been watching the recent saber-rattling with interest.  Personally, I think it is a bunch of hot-air.

I did hear a little snippet on the radio this morning that confused me, theythe hobo elite were talking about "sanctions."  It wasn't specified exactly what the sanctions were going to be, but they did break them down into two groups:

Pre-invasion Sanctions & Post-invasion Sanctions, while I understand the latter as a consequence of doing something in response to an act of aggression.  I do not follow the "logic" of Sanctions imposed for an act yet to occur.

I would think some sort of "Pre-invasion Sanctions" would likely force Russia to invade the1 Ukraine, which would be a dumb idea if the intent was to prevent an invasion.

(https://www.welt-atlas.de/datenbank/karten/en/karte-0-9006-en.gif)

If Russia is forced to "pay the price" via Sanctions for something they have not yet done, why not go ahead and do it?  Not much will stop Russia; the proximity of the two countries mean that logistics will not be a problem for them.  They have a nice buffer (THANKS OBAMA) against Turkey in annexed Georgia/Ossetia to the south and Belarus (their nominative ally) is a pretty good buffer to the west.  Seems to me that if Russia had really wanted to invade Ukraine, they would have done so by now.  I don't think it is in their interests.

Again (THANKS OBAMA), nothing was done to stop Russia with the Crimea/Donbass adventures which are both now de facto Russian territory, and also the only deepwater ports (that I know of) on the Ukrainian side2 of the Black Sea.  US/NATO will have to either do amphibious-type landings or air-drops, since the above mentioned land routes are effectively under Russian control and would have to be dealt with before any Operation Crimea River type adventures can begin to do the actual boots-on-the-ground repatriation of Ukrainian territory.

This whole thing doesn't make much sense to me.  The notion that Russia is going to invade "next Tuesday (https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/the-glorious-world-of-next-tuesday-defined-t8336.html)" or "next Wednesday" is somewhat laughable to me.  I absolutely could be wrong on that, but I will not be holding my breath until February 15-16, 2022 to see some insane Russian invasion of Ukraine go down.  I honestly don't see that happening unless there are some sort of serious provocative3 movements from US/NATO, which would be dumb.

I have been politely ignoring this situation as if it were a fart in an elevator, but this "Invasion Imminent on Next Tuesday" & "Pre-Invasion Sanctions Being Considered" clap-trap are just a bit too noxious to remain silent4 on this issue.

Hear, Muzaks:

https://youtu.be/LK4pmJQ6zgM

Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to swerve.

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"

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1 Saying "The Ukraine" is about as dumb as saying "The America" or "The Russia"... media dumb-fucks & other dumb-fucks reveal their dumb-fuckery by using the term, hah.

2 "The Ukrainian side" is not in violation of above, it is akin to saying "The United States of America" or "The Russian Federation"... not that any illiterate dumb-fucks might be able to make that distinction.

3 Not to be confused with "prevarication" by US/NATO, although there can be a case made that theythe hobo elite are most assuredly engaged in...

4 In this case, I believe the "They who smelt it, dealt it" rule applies.  Nautical Shore.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on February 14, 2022, 09:46:51 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/yN9zggsR/external-content-duckduckgo-com.png) (https://postimg.cc/t1Xc8g1R)

The Crisis in Ukraine Is Not About Ukraine. It's About Germany

https://www.unz.com/mwhitney/the-crisis-in-ukraine-is-not-about-ukraine-its-about-germany/#comments

(https://i.postimg.cc/qqffkp9L/opinion.png) (https://postimg.cc/YGxDRB2G)


Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Robert Mugabe on February 14, 2022, 01:47:35 PM


1 Saying "The Ukraine" is about as dumb as saying "The America" or "The Russia"... media dumb-fucks & other dumb-fucks reveal their dumb-fuckery by using the term, hah.


It's subconscious Russian propaganda to call it 'The Ukraine'. It means 'borderland' and when you use the definite article it implies a sense of ownership. People used to refer to 'The Gambia' or 'The Congo' because they were colonial possessions, just as Ukraine is seen as 'Little Russia' by some and not as an independent state.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on February 14, 2022, 02:28:40 PM
It's subconscious Russian propaganda

My body is ready.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on February 16, 2022, 08:28:35 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/vZxpxSFD/Zelensky.png) (https://postimages.org/)

https://xymphora.blogspot.com/2022/02/new-hat.html

If Zelensky doesn't start to play ball, he may soon be replaced. Just sayin'.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis - Operation Broken Noose
Post by: pate on February 21, 2022, 02:32:29 AM
I think CBS is the network that had that crap-tastic "Do It Live" tabloid show
https://youtu.be/O_HyZ5aW76c
back in the nineties?

Nautical Shore, I do know that my local affiliate is always the one with the hyperbole crap "sNooze Stories" (breaking, tune in @11) carp.

Anyhow, with that in mind CBS has:

U.S. has intel that Russian commanders have orders to proceed with Ukraine invasion (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/russia-ukraine-invasion-us-intelligence-orders/)
Code: [Select]
https://youtu.be/gkjp22ax60w#fukit
Quote from: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/russia-ukraine-invasion-us-intelligence-orders/
(https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/220217182533-ward-ukraine-kindergarten-donbas-full-169.jpg)
SeekRut Iraqi/Russian Chemical Factory
Baby Formula Factory
Heinously Destroyed Ukranian Kindergarten, dateline: Last Tuesday 16FEB2022

Washington — The U.S. has intelligence that Russian commanders have received orders to proceed with an invasion of Ukraine, with commanders on the ground making specific plans for how they would maneuver in their sectors of the battlefield, a U.S. official told CBS News.

The orders don't mean a invasion is a certainty, as Russian President Vladimir Putin could still change the orders if he changes his mind, the official said.1

Honestly, I think we are at peak KlownWorld with this one.  I suspect this is an Epic Troll by Putin (https://www.rt.com/russia/549514-moscow-mocks-western-media/), and I dearly hope that God-Emperor Trump is somehow involved (I doubt it, but gee that'd be great)!

I wonder if this is the same "US INTEL" outfit that had the invasion going down Tuesday last?

SiriusLee, though:  what is all this "wag-the-dog" BS supposed to be distracting us from?  The list is long...

Nautical Shore.

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"

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In Memoriam
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1 A little room to back-pedal there, just in case this story is what is known in "The Bee's Knees" as a "NothingBurger (http://sott.net/image/s20/406402/full/CNN_nothing_burger.jpg)"
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on February 24, 2022, 08:05:36 PM
Sorry I don't have immediate details to post.  More later.  I have lottsa 'irons-in-the-fire' at the moment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9MU3KfnpkE
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on February 24, 2022, 08:18:39 PM
I love how the establishment is now pushing the propaganda that Russia wants to be communist again. I doubt Putin actually said this but I could be wrong. I’m obviously not for communism but I sure respect Putin a lot more that our so-called democratic leaders in the West who actually seem way more authoritarian and totalitarian than Putin now. Apparently, Ukraine is a bastion for neo-Nazis. Shouldn’t the West be supporting him in this? That seems to be the thing that triggers them the most.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on February 24, 2022, 08:29:05 PM
I’m just saying that if I had to live under despotism I’d rather do under Putin than Klaus Schwab and his globalist bankers.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Anniem on February 24, 2022, 08:50:05 PM
I’m just saying that if I had to live under despotism I’d rather do under Putin than Klaus Schwab and his globalist bankers.


I read somewhere that what Putin is doing will interfere with the "new world order" but no explanation further.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on February 24, 2022, 08:52:27 PM

I read somewhere that what Putin is doing will interfere with the "new world order" but no explanation further.

Then I wish him luck because clearly, the people who actually want that are some evil, Bond-villian type mutherfuckers. ;)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on February 24, 2022, 09:08:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm8QfxZ3HHw
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on February 24, 2022, 09:45:18 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv4v4flXtPk
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on February 24, 2022, 10:17:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USy4PFIYQ1M
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on February 24, 2022, 10:25:25 PM
(https://yt3.ggpht.com/AF3hgE7DOt_9rHNmoETioMaxqpzK803blqdnCA29O6as4AAfE6vfD4a7Nt_JKeIc054pFcSNjVEXLow=s591-nd-v1)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on February 24, 2022, 11:35:30 PM
(https://yt3.ggpht.com/AF3hgE7DOt_9rHNmoETioMaxqpzK803blqdnCA29O6as4AAfE6vfD4a7Nt_JKeIc054pFcSNjVEXLow=s591-nd-v1)

Exactly! ;D ;D ;D   ;)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on February 24, 2022, 11:53:06 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luaRnmS08Dw
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on February 25, 2022, 12:21:41 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxhPROC_ARg
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on February 25, 2022, 12:23:18 AM
I’m just saying that if I had to live under despotism

HOTFIX: Trollda has to live under despotism.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on February 25, 2022, 12:29:04 AM
HOTFIX: Trollda has to live under despotism.

(https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/5d8e47011582270009cde65b/master/pass/trump%20putin%20ukraine%20transcript.jpg)

Freedom twins power, activate! Form of liberation. Shape of freedom from oppression of the evil globalist overlords.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Asuka Langley on February 25, 2022, 12:59:43 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GknwOu8C_B0

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/3ddd966749079d6802bcea8dbcceb365/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on February 25, 2022, 01:00:58 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GknwOu8C_B0

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/3ddd966749079d6802bcea8dbcceb365/tenor.gif)

Stop clutching your pearls. ::)

I’m currently more afraid of our governments push to digitally ID all of us than that.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Asuka Langley on February 25, 2022, 01:12:15 AM
I’m currently afraid

I currently dont care what happens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(https://i.postimg.cc/65C6jdsY/all-out-of-fucks.jpg)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on February 25, 2022, 01:13:42 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1qXdDVnx20
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on February 25, 2022, 01:19:32 AM
I currently dont care what happens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(https://i.postimg.cc/65C6jdsY/all-out-of-fucks.jpg)

How luxurious for you. You must have a huge arsenal. ;)
Title: The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Post by: Asuka Langley on February 25, 2022, 01:45:13 AM
How luxurious for you. You must have a huge arsenal. ;)

Small arms dont work against nukes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHcmnowjfrQ
Title: Re: The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Post by: Master Trollda on February 25, 2022, 01:47:03 AM
Small arms dont work against nukes.

And you’re actually really worried about that?
Title: Re: The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Post by: Asuka Langley on February 25, 2022, 01:51:29 AM
And you’re actually really worried about that?

I hope the mad lad does it

(https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/78/750x445/945113.jpg)
Title: Re: The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Post by: Master Trollda on February 25, 2022, 01:54:35 AM
I hope the mad lad does it

(https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/78/750x445/945113.jpg)

I don’t think he will but why do you want that?
Title: Re: The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Post by: Asuka Langley on February 25, 2022, 02:01:56 AM
I don’t think he will but why do you want that?

I am sick of Jews and i want a real holocaust

2 more weeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7M8NdpFqpg
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on February 25, 2022, 02:05:46 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e-FSBVHv8g
Title: Re: The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Post by: Master Trollda on February 25, 2022, 02:06:31 AM
I am sick of Jews and i want a real holocaust

I get it but that’s as crazy as the shitlibs calling for that because of orange man bad. :D
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on February 25, 2022, 02:12:49 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZebYm-nenY
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Anniem on February 25, 2022, 02:54:23 AM
HOTFIX: Trollda has to live under despotism.


Removal of spots?
Title: Re: The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Post by: Anniem on February 25, 2022, 02:56:46 AM
I am sick


but not tired?
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on February 25, 2022, 02:58:38 AM

Removal of spots?

Some people can be so racist against spots.  ::)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: pate on February 25, 2022, 03:12:02 AM
Finland is ready receive refugees from Ukraine (https://www.devdiscourse.com/article/law-order/1935085-finland-is-ready-receive-refugees-from-ukraine-says-pm)
Quote from: https://www.devdiscourse.com/article/law-order/1935085-finland-is-ready-receive-refugees-from-ukraine-says-pm
(https://devdiscourse.blob.core.windows.net/devnews/18_08_2020_12_39_24_739865.jpg)
Sanna Marin Image Credit: Twitter (@MarinSanna)

Finland is prepared to receive refugees from Ukraine, Finnish Prime Minister Sanna Marin said on Thursday, as she strongly condemned the military action Russia has taken

in Ukraine...

The People's Free Democratic Republic of pate is also ready to recieve Ukrainian refugees.  I look forward to working very closely with my fellow world leader, Finnish Prime Minister Marin, to assist in addressing this humanitarian crisis.  I have just done a quick inspection of the facilities available to house refugees within the PFDRp and I estimate I can accomodate sixteen refugees.  If an additional industrious four more refugees are willing, the basement could be converted into suitable, although austere, living quarters for those as well.  Due to certain demographic constraints, and current PFRDp immigration policies we will only be able to welcome a very select group of refugees.

I have reviewed some of the files (more like full binders) of applicants that I think would be most likely to pass the stringent fitness requirements the PFDRp has for refugees.  The following is but a small representative sample of the refugees we would welcome:

(https://www.hotrussianbrides.com/mail-order-bride-photos/522908/522908_1l.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/HZtysJu.jpeg)(http://ineedbride.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/ukrainian-women-2-300x200.jpg)
(https://ladadate.com/content/blog/ukraine-mail-order-bride-your-dream-come-true.ukraine-mail-order-bride-and-her-secrets.jpg)(https://blogs.elenasmodels.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/russian-mail-order-brides-ukraine.jpg)(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/59/d5/80/59d580cf91ad60df7f032638c09d86f5.jpg)
(http://www.ukrainianbrides.ru/templates/tmpl_ub/images/8/1000636654.jpg)(https://woman-ukraine.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/She-is-ready-to-be-your-wife.jpg)(https://www.hotrussianbrides.com/mail-order-bride-photos/484108/484108_1l.jpg)
(http://single-ukraine-women.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Ukrainian-Mail-Order-Bride-235x300.jpg)(https://bridesclub.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/217261152_214208567279929_1917600746234857702_n-768x768.jpeg)(https://www.hotrussianbrides.com/russian-mail-order-bride-photos/847613/847613_1l.jpg)
(https://www.hotrussianbrides.com/mail-order-bride-photos/762737/762737_1l.jpg)(https://www.stopfake.org/content/uploads/2016/08/original_new-top-1.jpg)(https://ineedbride.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/00026597-min-min.jpg)

Although this may seem like a tremendous burden to my small country, we feel that it is our solemn duty to assist in the resolution of this humanitarian catastrophe.

I also call on President Vladimir Putin to formally recognize the PFDRp as an independent nation, as he has so graciously done for Donetsk and Lugansk.

https://youtu.be/6QcR8nNW_18

I look forward to working quite closely with these refugees, and fine world leaders like Ms. Marin of Finland to defuse, deflate and otherwise alleviate this crisis.

Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to swerve.

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"

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Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on February 25, 2022, 03:20:26 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnUNZP7wYvk
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on February 25, 2022, 03:24:06 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ1RK1b9Xxs
Stop Nazism
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on February 25, 2022, 05:14:25 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0dmO_aOnRA
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: pate on February 25, 2022, 05:30:17 AM
https://youtu.be/FvESFgKREo0

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Anniem on February 25, 2022, 05:31:29 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/HsJX5y0X/img.jpg)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Colonel Pate Manly on February 25, 2022, 05:42:41 AM
https://youtu.be/ZPtH1j4oaDQ

-COL Manly
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Asuka Langley on February 25, 2022, 05:15:34 PM
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1497230379807383553

(https://i.postimg.cc/C1dPS52z/flavor-town-laugh.gif)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on February 25, 2022, 10:21:26 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBCIIOjFU6w
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Brother OJ on February 25, 2022, 11:38:41 PM

The People's Free Democratic Republic of pate is also ready to recieve Ukrainian refugees.  I look forward to working very closely with my fellow world leader, Finnish Prime Minister Marin, to assist in addressing this humanitarian crisis.  I have just done a quick inspection of the facilities available to house refugees within the PFDRp and I estimate I can accomodate sixteen refugees.  If an additional industrious four more refugees are willing, the basement could be converted into suitable, although austere, living quarters for those as well.  Due to certain demographic constraints, and current PFRDp immigration policies we will only be able to welcome a very select group of refugees.

How  will you stop them from being westernized ie. ruined by your Coca-cola and your blue jeans and your fancy-man oranges?  A few months of that in the Pate's free demokratic Republik and they'll shiv you in your sleep and take off to Florida with your Diner's card. Just ask Ed Dames
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Anniem on February 26, 2022, 03:39:00 AM
How  will you stop them from being westernized ie. ruined by your Coca-cola and your blue jeans and your fancy-man oranges?  A few months of that in the Pate's free demokratic Republik and they'll shiv you in your sleep and take off to Florida with your Diner's card. Just ask Ed Dames


Who doesn't like oranges?
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on February 26, 2022, 03:56:34 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnhTxtWU0uY
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on February 26, 2022, 04:04:25 AM
Who doesn't like oranges?

Sometimes I'll find that I have inadvertently picked up, purchased, and brought home an orange, thinking that it was a grapefruit.

I mean, I like oranges, but in that moment--I don't like that one. Imposter fruit. What a world. And how can an orange get that big? It's suspicious.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Anniem on February 26, 2022, 04:23:27 AM
Sometimes I'll find that I have inadvertently picked up, purchased, and brought home an orange, thinking that it was a grapefruit.

I mean, I like oranges, but in that moment--I don't like that one. Imposter fruit. What a world. And how can an orange get that big? It's suspicious.


No labels on the bins? Tricky behavior, someone switching fruits?
Orange you curious?










Get it?
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis - Orange You Glad We Don't Eat Rabbits?
Post by: Jackstar on February 26, 2022, 05:06:35 AM

No labels on the bins? Tricky behavior, someone switching fruits?
Orange you curious?










Get it?

ABORT ABORT ABORT
UNEXPECTED CONDITIONS PRESENT

NO CONTACT
NO CONTACT
NO TOUCHING


(insert disclaimer here)




====================

Hi, I'm Me. And while this may seem a little overblown, I got myself in a bit of a sticky situation here, in that:
ONE FALSE MOVE UNANSWERED APPROPRIATELY EQUATES TO ONE YEAR MANDATORY JAIL TERM.

And.... some people out there pissed (I don't blame them) and, out of an abundance of caution, I am declining to participate in being used as goddam pawn. I mean, I am a pawn--rawr--but I do not consent to being USED as one.

You should have seen it, I'm in a local bomb shelter, you know, just hanging out, and a guy says, "Hey, look at my airsoft rifle! Wanna hold it?" And I'm like... "Wow. This is flattery. He's not just straight up shooting me with it."

I glance at the gun--it's a fine weapon indeed, holy shit, they make those now? HUNGRY--and politely decline to touch even one finger to it. I do not regret this. I can touch it later. I do not need to touch it now, I do not want to touch it now... and I am happy to identify myself as an intelligent man of good breedstock and keen wisdom, as I know that while there is, at present, some question as to my nature, I know that my sincerity will, in fact, win over.

So that's what I'm dealing with here. Now, where were we. Oranges? Well, orange you glad that's not a pineapple? Because I don't get it.

AT ALL. Also, word on the street is that there's a guy who looks a lot like me who can't wind his watch to boil water unless he gets a daily shotgun blast. Whoa. Whoa. That's not me, either.

This war in Ukraine is intense. Go Bears.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis - Orange You Glad We Don't Eat Rabbits?
Post by: Jackstar on February 26, 2022, 05:20:32 AM
Tricky behavior, someone switching fruits?

Oh, that's verifiable. For instance, there is no question that I have been wound up and pointed at a bait chute... and the assumption must have been that, as smart as I may be, one way or another, I was gonna let one slip by.

However, thanks to the innovations that the Kuczi Oscillation Overthruster have brought to the table, I am fully insulated from this kind of thing. That iPhone--spits--has been tagged and bagged and put into ironclad protection. It's fully gridded up. That phone should not even EXIST. And yet... it does!

It's out there. Watching. Waiting. Yearning. For me, to justify its love. To which I say, "Not today."

Now, of course, all of this is a smokescreen. I have been instructed--in no uncertain terms--to FORGET, to GIVE UP, to GO AWAY, and... well, improperly formed orders are, of course, rejected by The Embassy.

The Court has informed me of the situation, to the degree that it thinks best, and I have demonstrated and absolute willingness to comply. They know this. And by now... they know Me pretty well.

I have been the victim of harassment for SEVERAL YEARS NOW. It is non-stop. It is incessant. It has, to put it mildly, been quite draining. And all this time, rather than call 911 like a toddler would--"Hello? Hello, police? Police? My mommy isn't home. What do I do? Boo hoo hoo," yeah, I'm not doing that. What I do, is next level.

I call The Sherriff, and leave the exact same message. "Hello, Sherriff? My mommy isn't home. *sob* Can you... can you help me find a phone booth with a door? I want to try to turn into Superman again. I don't know what else to doooooo WAHWAHWAH"--*click*

I won't lie; yesterday was almost that pathetic. Today, we're good. Cavalry rode in.


And I wrote it out.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on February 26, 2022, 10:57:30 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mrxHUj4vPA
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on February 26, 2022, 02:20:13 PM
hxxps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mrxHUj4vPA

Look, can't we just get a room or something?


I am Master here now. It's nice! Apparently they had a trio of Bishops that they just trotted out for parades and such here, before me; they didn't know what they were even for, and so now, lots of folk are waking up to their reality differently today. I wouldn't know; I'm waiting patiently for others to wake up. I still in a state of tunnel vision, somewhat.

I Believe I have decided to change my name to Master Kingpinner. This should satisfy most of the locals as to my status intention to remain ultimate badass. I still have yet to check in, of course, but let me tell you, it's not quite okay for an outsider to be giving a (PROT) a Boston Logjammer and a case of the humiliating giggles with such reckless, wanton abandon.

Nevertheless, I am Lead Bishop again, and I'm gonna allow it. See, here's the rub: I am innocent. But, do I want her to be guilty? Oh Hell no. I don't -want- her to be guilty. I also insist that she not be charged with anything. This should be easy, since I think she's already been ferreted off-world. If not, well, there's certainly time enough for that later. I've decided I'm keeping all the fruits. Period. That's the deal.

There was some question as to the viability of this but it's really a matter of my personal wherewithal. I think it's worth it. I mean, I can always resort to corruptive debtholder practices to dump off an undesirable, right? Well, she could before. Looks grim now. A lot of it does. Especially since she moved herself to a pocket dimension to "heal." Good idea, Meryl.

I am sure peeps have questions for you. Now, moving forward, do any of you know how relaxed I am about this? Quite! Quite relaxed! I'm not disturbed at all about how, not so long ago, I was quite sad for everyone's future outlook. For example, I was looking forward to everyone being disabused of their erroneous notions that made me look bad. Now, I could not possibly give a damn.

I don't even know how to do that metric anymore. How could I count the aggregate of what people think of me? I'd have to head-on face and acknowledgement of how things are done around here... and only Grapefruit can do that. I'll just wait for her to return, and fail to continue to ruminate upon how I told her that I would like some help making friends.

And I also said, "I need to rest." And yet we were driven, driven ever forward. Until I stopped, with a full truck and a memory of being tossed back behind. What the hell was that, anyway? Who needed that to happen? Bizarre.

I certainly didn't. I still have yet to get proper rest from it. However, there has been time to bead and to move my favorite items around. Weird! That's weird, isn't it? You know, I was wondering what it would be like, and this setup is really absolutely worth it. It is very much to my benefit.

Now, speaking of "benefits," let's talk turkey. I feel like I am not owed any amends, yet, given that the identity of a very few people has not been established yet. I do know that I wasn't interested in her route, but felt forced into finishing, in order to get the necessary data. I think it worth it. And now, sure, flip the switch.

(They just can't believe it.)

I really did not choose any of this stuff. And I really have been under duress. So has she. That's why we get to stand up for ourselves, as a critical threshold has passed. Can you feel it?

Yeah, probably not. Anyway, it won't be nearly so bad as what I had to deal with. Now, what I would suggest, is that we just let this finish, gently, and see where we end up. Okay? Okay? O.K.? I think that sounds very reasonable. I know it seems terrifying to have a Lead Bishop running around freely without a halo but I think that's an older by-law and it is not going to be necessary to re-implement.

On the other hand I am okay with more waiting. I am also okay with the gentleman in the back row who wants me to stop writing. Yeah, I bet.

I would be very okay with anyone wishing me to stop anything, except, stuff that I would like to keep doing. On that list is playing house with Grapefruit. It's not been as big a priority in the past but now, I think it could really turn into something, especially now that I don't have to constantly feel like she's hiding something from me, because, she was. I think she thought things were supposed to be that way! But, no. Not really. Not at all.

See, I knew that when she came out of her coma, she was gonna feel guilty. Because it is obvious what happened: she let herself get triggered, and then I bounced it off a satellite that hadn't lost Earth lock yet. She was going to be taken off-planet. That would have been it. Word. It has to do with the concentration of attention. Someone had convinced her that only this would be enough to stop the dreaded onslaught of... fuck if I know.

Hopefully they fixed that translation error in this latest iteration. Since I'm wearing an engagement ring, signs are trending positive. Now, I suppose, technically, if she suddenly found an engagement ring and put it on, that might be "contact." From me. Or would it? Who can decide? As it turns out, it's a matter for Divine Court.

Because the alleged victim is a (PROT) and I am qualified, and We are All One, I get to rule on my own case through intermediaries by decided on the meaning of certain words that are to be used. While this sounds like crap, I'm going with it, because someone decided to plot to send me away because I wasn't... what? Well whatever it was, I was plenty of it. Now, "Contact," I'm gonna have to read the law on this matter, because this all became suddenly so much more important than before.

The degree to which my fate had been pre-planned is quite remarkable. I guess they thought this was gonna work out again this time. Fortunately, we have been rescued, and there will be no need to fret over our collective fate in this town again. Turns out, some people are embarrassed, and I wonder why? It's not like they weren't completely hoodwinked or anything.

Just think of how much worse it could have become! I might have decided to have left. Ugh, what a nightmare. For you. I'm good no matter what. This place, perhaps not so much. Like, is it going down? Is it going away? It might! Maybe RubiniGab is all that will be left? Stay tuned!
"
Or, you know, whatever. I'll go over there next--he's kinda having a crisis of conscience. I mean, let's face it... it has been the innovations of the Kuczi Oscillation Overthruster that allowed That Man and That Woman to come to get her in holey matrimoney. Like, seriously, they do it that way. I mean, sure dude, whatever. Next!

Let me explain: someone fucked up big time, and it wasn't us. That makes the whole rest of you suspect. Do you know how to suspect? Well, first things first--do you know how to suss? Let's just make it simple. I know you know how to cut a check every month. Start cutting her one, and give the rest up for charity, and then, send her an angel to do her taxes.

Huh. I gotta contribute, but you've gotta burn dollars on circling around me 24/7 for 4 years. Like, actual. Yeah? But 'can't afford.' Well, you can now! How can you afford not to? When she comes back, if she comes back, we can ask her.

Give her time. I did conquer her genome. How can you blame her for being a bit shy about it? I mean I only warned her a hojiilion times. And she laughed at me like she laughed at my friend. Once.

I went back for the knife, couldn't find it. I was spotted and police were called. Huh. So, didn't want me there that bad, huh? Was this a fear call then? Help me out here.

You know I saved your life, right? I bet you thought you knew what was going on. You did not. Also, you stopped listening to me. When did that happen? I see. Well, you might want to start again, because you were being fed to the slaughter, and I didn't want that. So I stopped the machine.

Why would I care what that man thought? You should have heard him talking shit. "fulfill an obligation!!!" Huh. Is that important now? Who is obligated? Who is now? How about me? But mostly, it was the way he didn't get screeched at. I was envious.

Now, amusingly, I sort of knew that some people would be concerned about security issues. As I was not doing anything threatening like that at all, I didn't worry at all. And then when an Angel came to make sure the protection grid hadn't failed, I understood. They wanted their piggy thuggy kept safe, too.

I was impressed with the next one. I am glad I handled that one too. Now, I am sick of the flow of test. I have been writing so much, I don't know where I left off and can pick up anymore.

Good. The last thing I want, at this point, is a coherent narrative. Mix it up a little. Leave room for the imagination. There must be a lot going on behind the scenes. I am fully enthralled by the political action. It is intense. Everyone is super serious all of a sudden.

Did someone just order a taxi?
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on February 26, 2022, 09:45:55 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjmCHImcDUc
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on February 26, 2022, 09:52:13 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf-EEnsxZXo
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on February 26, 2022, 11:25:05 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt3Zv-e4n1M
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on February 26, 2022, 11:35:10 PM
I am Master here now.

Only a master of non sequitur, Jackstar.

(https://images.everyeye.it/img-notizie/star-wars-spunta-dettaglio-commovente-obi-wan-kenobi-v3-466605-900x900.jpg)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on February 27, 2022, 12:32:45 AM
Look, can't we just get a room or something?

You had your chance to be close to me. ::)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Innerreach on February 27, 2022, 01:56:53 AM
You had your chance to be close to me. ::)

You too, huh…?

Good Gawd, Jackstar’s whining is more predictable than my morning erections, taxes, or postmodernists' fumblings of expressive validation.

https://youtu.be/YFDg-pgE0Hk
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on February 27, 2022, 02:30:34 AM
(https://yt3.ggpht.com/rp4yTPbIuKenY10dtRGUjuRMQEHqcRvoDGsuGequqpyqemMzNVMdygdL0frhSh-De-RvSAqlcHQ7=s2355-nd-v1)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: pate on February 27, 2022, 02:50:32 AM
Hey Doc, hear's some vidyas for ya:

https://youtu.be/fx3fK5kve-M

https://youtu.be/7tOTBjanf-U

https://youtu.be/qIO--EGql5U

https://youtu.be/fnd0qg4I_MM

The narrator's voice in that third one reminds me of Crackstar, but the guy was way to coherent for that to be possible...

N'Joy, buddy!

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on February 27, 2022, 04:52:11 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf-EEnsxZXo
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on February 27, 2022, 05:52:25 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_WeuhB_6fo
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on February 27, 2022, 06:11:50 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkaEkYSMIoA
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on February 27, 2022, 06:56:39 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_WeuhB_6fo

Another side of the story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPRER1tlkRs
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on February 27, 2022, 02:21:05 PM
Onion? Babylon Bee? Apparently not.

This Quebec Restaurant Removed “Poutine” From Its Menu In Solidarity With Ukraine

https://www.mtlblog.com/this-quebec-restaurant-removed-poutine-from-its-menu-in-solidarity-with-ukraine
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: pate on February 27, 2022, 07:30:03 PM
https://youtu.be/8JwikrkJY6A
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on February 27, 2022, 08:48:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbrVylgkQtU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbrVylgkQtU)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on February 27, 2022, 09:46:43 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX-NCM9g3dI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX-NCM9g3dI)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on February 27, 2022, 09:52:21 PM
Something To Consider.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIqsDDrUuc8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIqsDDrUuc8)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on February 28, 2022, 08:10:27 AM
Why doesn’t Putin’s generals see how crazy he is and have him removed from office and arrested? This is getting insane. I seen he put Russian nuke forces on high alert.

His generals are actually more hardline than he is.


Quote
The First Casualty of War is Truth - The Current Western Propaganda for Ukraine Is Epic in Scale




Question everything. Take nothing at face value. If you have never experienced the propaganda push surrounding war, the totality of the inbound bullsh*t can be destabilizing, overwhelming and unnerving. Everyone has an agenda.


Everything we are seeing in U.S. media surrounding U.S. interests in Ukraine is a massive propaganda operation with the headquarters in the U.S. State Department and U.S. intelligence community.  The sense of sympathy you are feeling is part of an intentionally manipulative operation from within this DC matrix.


The images, pictures, videos, speeches, soundbites and the cinematography broadcast by U.S. corporate media are all purposefully intended to create a very specific outlook within the American people toward the issues in Ukraine.


It is very easy to become a victim of psychological warfare intended to manipulate our opinions.


The neocons, war promoting agents working on behalf of the UniParty and the collective globalist interests, are all united in their effort.


Unfortunately, almost everything being transmitted from corporate news into our psyche is part of a battle for your mind.  The goal is to create a self-fulfilling prophecy.


Everything in modern warfare is storytelling.


Question all of it.


https://theconservativetreehouse.com/blog/2022/02/26/the-first-casualty-of-war-is-the-truth-the-current-western-propaganda-for-ukraine-is-epic-in-scale/ (https://theconservativetreehouse.com/blog/2022/02/26/the-first-casualty-of-war-is-the-truth-the-current-western-propaganda-for-ukraine-is-epic-in-scale/)

Quote
"The Russians are the nazis here".


The Azov Battalion alone would suggest otherwise.



Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on February 28, 2022, 10:32:06 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vdiEABLFoo
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on February 28, 2022, 10:03:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMdguYUsKY4
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on February 28, 2022, 10:24:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOUIMVTAKmQ
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Asuka Langley on February 28, 2022, 11:48:05 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd6cxiZnw3g
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on March 01, 2022, 12:29:11 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esY7mLvrG1I
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: pate on March 01, 2022, 01:01:35 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd6cxiZnw3g

I like the cut of her jib:  her refugee status in the PFRDp is pre-approved.  I am also conditionally extending refugee visas for up to three of her friends...

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 01, 2022, 02:34:26 AM
https://banned.video/channel/the-alex-jones-show
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: pate on March 01, 2022, 03:37:38 AM
https://youtu.be/zwzliJF0-SI
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 01, 2022, 07:16:22 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/yN9zggsR/external-content-duckduckgo-com.png) (https://postimg.cc/t1Xc8g1R)

The Crisis in Ukraine Is Not About Ukraine. It's About Germany

https://www.unz.com/mwhitney/the-crisis-in-ukraine-is-not-about-ukraine-its-about-germany/#comments

(https://i.postimg.cc/qqffkp9L/opinion.png) (https://postimg.cc/YGxDRB2G)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOUIMVTAKmQ
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 01, 2022, 12:54:46 PM

You’ll feel differently I’m pretty sure if we are all being BBQ’d. Not to concerned about what has happened in the past. The Russians are the nazis here. Firing rockets into hospitals and apartment buildings? I’m with Ukraine on this one. Hopefully this earth is still here to in a few weeks time. It’s all fun and games until a few billion people get vaporized. ⌛️

https://twitter.com/RealScottRitter/status/1498282910293671938

https://www.atlanticcouncil.org/blogs/ukrainealert/ukraine-s-got-a-real-problem-with-far-right-violence-and-no-rt-didn-t-write-this-headline/
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 01, 2022, 12:57:49 PM
https://twitter.com/RealScottRitter/status/1498282910293671938

https://www.atlanticcouncil.org/blogs/ukrainealert/ukraine-s-got-a-real-problem-with-far-right-violence-and-no-rt-didn-t-write-this-headline/

I think Anthony is one of those crazy leftards that actually wants a nuclear war. Punishment for all the sins of the right. ;)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 01, 2022, 01:00:52 PM

Did you get your “research” over at Stormfront? Sounds pretty biased. Russian bias.

Did you ever get your “research” over at Stormfront? Sounds pretty based.

https://www.unz.com/aanglin/ukraine-war-the-level-of-disinformation-is-making-me-sick-is-there-even-a-war/

https://dailystormer.name/ukraine-welp-this-is-for-sure-a-real-war-now/
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 01, 2022, 01:03:39 PM
Top-level understanding of real world realpolitik from Michael Hudson.

https://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2022/02/america-defeats-germany-for-the-third-time-in-a-century-the-mic-bare-and-ogam-conquer-nato.html

Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 01, 2022, 01:05:18 PM
So, how goes the WAR?

Disarming Ukraine - Day 5 | Money War On Russia - Day 1

https://www.moonofalabama.org/2022/02/disarming-ukraine-day-5-economic-war-on-russia-day-1.html

https://www.air.tv/watch?v=76ue72YhRDSvFDVt8GiMIg
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 01, 2022, 01:09:38 PM
Did you ever get your “research” over at Stormfront? Sounds pretty based.

https://www.unz.com/aanglin/ukraine-war-the-level-of-disinformation-is-making-me-sick-is-there-even-a-war/

https://dailystormer.name/ukraine-welp-this-is-for-sure-a-real-war-now/

I mean Hitler hated communists more than Jews, right? Why would a “far right” journal be spouting Russian propaganda (who haven’t actually been communists for the past 30+ years)?!

Because leftists are ignorant of history they can easily get things all mixed up like this and their leaders play right into and take full advantage of that.

(https://yt3.ggpht.com/YNHddtHvt3KpLBtd7azKxB_5JFcbpFdlwHmCG-Gl0jcteDp7PZsQnyVq6GkrKg9H7iGAP20yC7sGhT0=s756-nd-v1)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 01, 2022, 01:17:47 PM
I think Anthony is one of those crazy leftards that actually wants a nuclear war. Punishment for all the sins of the right. ;)

Sad that so many leftists, oftentimes atheists, are genuinely fearful of the Big Bad World.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH7HsElP9fc
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on March 01, 2022, 04:39:12 PM
Ukraine Listed JOE BIDEN AS WANTED On Class A Felony Criminal Corruption Charges in 2020
https://rumble.com/vw2gns-ukraine-listed-joe-biden-as-wanted-on-class-a-felony-criminal-corruption-ch.html?mref=6zof&mc=dgip3&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=R%CE%9EDZ+%F0%9F%94%B4&ep=2

Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 01, 2022, 06:35:41 PM
(https://yt3.ggpht.com/a28KB5vswWK5eTjd-2uwJOZKBHyQi2N4lw6mPP95aMRADJ6FJyg1O-oFKK_CBWLG1cgXnCsbhq_SPg=s720-nd-v1)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on March 01, 2022, 07:01:27 PM
Whow. :o  Damn good questions!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHcR75XHvTk
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 01, 2022, 07:33:50 PM
(https://yt3.ggpht.com/yxD5j5iaMuNkPM4EFqFJlDIYBFbqaHx8Au21mrFzxoXaRbHX4_odGUPWl564jpcuhMwg1FK8iwjqxw=s960-nd-v1)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on March 01, 2022, 07:51:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JinkCAN6Bx0

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on March 01, 2022, 08:03:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9smD823aE0
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on March 01, 2022, 10:46:11 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iDO5_XmE20
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Brother OJ on March 01, 2022, 11:19:29 PM
Yookranian Chrisiss livestream (https://123series.ru/movie/wag-the-dog-n3rvl/1-full)

Willie Nelson "What rhymes with Ukranian?"
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on March 02, 2022, 04:13:55 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of61lW8VKhk
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on March 02, 2022, 04:25:57 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08nRiZOv9fU
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on March 02, 2022, 04:30:47 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvR6inWtdto
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Asuka Langley on March 02, 2022, 05:04:10 AM
I would gladly pay more taxes if we can arm the Palestinians

(https://i.postimg.cc/0NKhp5WB/1646146666262.jpg)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 02, 2022, 07:23:34 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of61lW8VKhk

FAKE NEWS: "Russia’s secret plot to invade second nation leaked"

From the comments section:

"If you look at invasion maps from day 1 there have clearly been Russian troops coming OUT OF Moldova. This is because Transnistria at the border between Moldova and Ukraine is a semi-independent remnant of the Soviet past that is still very closely allied to Russia. There have been Russian troops there as part of the Joint Control Commission since the inception of the territory, in addition to the 4000-7000-strong Transnistrian army. That map is not showing Russia invading Moldova. It's showing Russia using the Transnistrian territory in Moldova to launch an attack towards Odessa."

Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: WOTR on March 02, 2022, 08:47:40 AM
Whow. :o  Damn good questions!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHcR75XHvTk

So I have been saying for a couple of yeas that it is like they are trying to crash the economy and society in general.

What he does not touch on is not only are some Russian banks out of swift (and yes, it will hurt other banks as well- which he noted.) But Swift payments are settled in USD (I think he mentioned this.) However, there is an alternative... China has set up the "Cross boarder inter payment system" (CIPS) that settles in Chinese Yuan.

The main reason that the USD is worth anything is that countries and large companies have to hold it to settle trade payments. Now you have the world saying that you can be booted from Swift anytime (but China will always have a home for you...)

Switzerland has decided to not be neutral for the first time... Canada can seize anybody's bank account for no reason, Basically, massive destabilization on global scale. Hyperinflation and dollar devaluation and societal unrest seem to be heading this direction. And I'm sure it is being done purposely.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 02, 2022, 11:10:10 AM
https://twitter.com/i/status/1498312171159228421
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 02, 2022, 12:10:45 PM
Quote
One thing is not in question, however: the bravery of President Zelensky.

He recently released this video as a way to boost the morale of the troops, and of the citizen’s militias taking out tanks with water balloons.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1498486556985675776
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 02, 2022, 06:01:09 PM
(https://yt3.ggpht.com/bNQ6i9BQkwBuB5Y0gvC9P82PzZpbw1DXjVRApaIY6iMpOP00utUOtIlp5N_DBTBwT-R0sV6MoAbS=s1272-nd-v1)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Colonel Pate Manly on March 02, 2022, 07:58:35 PM
*SPOILER ALERT*

It may (or may not) be of interest for your thyme-lein (rhymes with Heinlein), but the following is from one of your parallel dimeshuns:

https://youtu.be/Vsw0ALI4Eek

That is all, Carry On.

-COL P. Manly

Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 02, 2022, 10:37:20 PM
(https://yt3.ggpht.com/-NyfGZRLjye16IrezWzaB9Y1aEhfBouKZY_IEMlBAZg3-nvUGSYIB-ukPm7TGlxYP46MlK5rxrHd1w=s1280-nd-v1)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 03, 2022, 01:14:55 AM
(https://yt3.ggpht.com/YvRQx7RrQHcin3RMvLRyxiIbhPYAy3w3bClbze-C6CBQF_CGwe4j4Ani_fu6nz5VH_8akI5oZW4xPA=s1459-nd-v1)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 03, 2022, 05:18:03 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUxSRtaiUIQ
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 03, 2022, 07:15:18 AM
(https://yt3.ggpht.com/x8uOz2VZT1W4kWIaLkVqFb_224dZ7summx6UAywFruybE5Jxxo74quGdec4Pq4QB_fRsnp_J7vYQJBQ=s1080-nd-v1)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 03, 2022, 07:35:31 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8wUEla63Es
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 03, 2022, 10:05:31 AM
The PLAN has been in place for many years.

Repeating 1970s Strategy of Grand Chess-Master Brzezinski: Biden Appears to Have Induced Russian Invasion of Ukraine to Bankrupt Russia’s Economy and Advance Regime Change

https://marktaliano.net/repeating-1970s-strategy-of-grand-chess-master-brzezinski-biden-appears-to-have-induced-russian-invasion-of-ukraine-to-bankrupt-russias-economy-and-advance-regime-change-by-jeremy-kuzmarov/


Rand Corporation from 2019:
Overextending and Unbalancing Russia
Assessing the Impact of Cost-Imposing Options


https://www.rand.org/pubs/research_briefs/RB10014.html
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 03, 2022, 10:50:04 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC9LoXrEUiM
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 03, 2022, 11:12:13 AM
Did you get your “research” over at Stormfront? Sounds pretty biased. Russian bias.

More Stormfront based "research" for you.

(https://i.postimg.cc/htRZSyQp/Bear.png) (https://postimages.org/)

https://www.unz.com/aanglin/the-war-seems-to-be-going-quite-well-actually/

Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 03, 2022, 12:19:05 PM
Kim Iversen, one of the best, for some reason, sitting between two of the dumbest cucks on the internet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY3JsqVR_04
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 03, 2022, 07:07:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H0rCqaGtJw
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on March 03, 2022, 07:18:29 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIW-IacnviQ
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 03, 2022, 08:02:08 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfaAyiP8Wuc
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 03, 2022, 08:57:31 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_eqsg2vEmI

They’re taking the babies out of the incubators and throwing them on the floor. :'(
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Brother OJ on March 03, 2022, 11:27:06 PM
(https://www.oyetimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Screen2BShot2B2017-11-012Bat2B7.22.542BPM-2.png)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 03, 2022, 11:38:45 PM
(https://www.oyetimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Screen2BShot2B2017-11-012Bat2B7.22.542BPM-2.png)

Hmm...tailoring bioweapons specific to white Russians? 🤔
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Asuka Langley on March 04, 2022, 12:53:24 AM
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1499547647098728452
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Asuka Langley on March 04, 2022, 12:58:50 AM
lmao wtf

https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1499541885739806721
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on March 04, 2022, 02:37:17 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcOav_-kkx8
Title: Re: Crimea River - Baofeng edition
Post by: Asuka Langley on March 04, 2022, 02:51:14 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncVLxU-tenA
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Asuka Langley on March 04, 2022, 03:22:30 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/g2B46NCp/1646361911797.jpg)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 04, 2022, 03:28:49 AM
Hmm...tailoring bioweapons specific to white Russians? 🤔

Or maybe the Ukrainian samples are contaminated?
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 04, 2022, 10:20:21 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppD_bhWODDc
Quote
To a hammer, everything looks like a nail. To an empire, everything looks like a crisis to justify a multi-trillion-dollar military-industrial-security complex as dictatress of the world. The crisis du jour for the American empire is Russia‘s aggression against Ukraine. The political establishment and the mainstream media assign responsibility to President Putin’s megalomaniac ambition to recreate the Soviet empire. The Committee welcomes Ray McGovern and John Mearsheimer as a breath of fresh air. They shoulder the United States with a fair share of the blame: the never-ending expansion of NATO cheek by jowl to Russian borders provoked the invasion; Russia fears nuclear weapons on its borders as more menacing than the Cuban Missile Crisis was to the United States. Ray and John will offer some thoughts regarding how to bury the hatchet and move forward. We all look forward to what we know will be a robust discussion.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: MR. DRDR on March 04, 2022, 10:24:10 AM
Or maybe the Ukrainian samples are contaminated?

https://youtu.be/WH5WVmaZFNE
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 05, 2022, 11:33:44 AM
No free speech please, we're Australian.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1499487887863209987

________________________________________________________

(https://i.postimg.cc/CLZ0Mstv/generatedtext.png) (https://postimages.org/)

VLADIMIR PUTIN IS NOT NEVILLE CHAMBERLAIN. AND I AM NOT POLLYANNA February 11, 2022
https://ronaldthomaswest.com/2022/02/11/putin-will-not-appease/

A Week Of War In Ukraine 3-4-22
https://rense.com/general96/a-week-of-war.php

Quote
Admitting defeat may be tough on the national ego of Ukrainians but that is the reality check. Putin called the American bluff, and NATO folded, game over leaving the Russians with the pot and all the cards in the deck. https://rense.com/general96/ukraine-doomed.php
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Brother OJ on March 05, 2022, 11:47:43 PM
Hmm...tailoring bioweapons specific to white Russians? 🤔
(https://dilyana.bg/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/52.png)
Scroll about halfway down (https://armswatch.com/the-pentagon-bio-weapons/?__cf_chl_tk=XvXNi7Y3B5ZlEhdey7TODq2mVThHX8_abTzVZAPuKR4-1646523204-0-gaNycGzNByU) Even more remarkable is this article is dated pre-coof
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 06, 2022, 08:06:14 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi1QNbFr7JM
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on March 06, 2022, 08:21:26 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi1QNbFr7JM

Let me be the first to say that I am 100% Putin and I hope he fucking kills all these motherfuckers, dead in a goddamn ditch. Stabbed in the back. Heads in the bag. Send a message.

This does not make me a Communist. This makes me a Man. FU EU, fucking ROT
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 06, 2022, 08:34:59 AM
Let me be the first to say that I am 100% Putin and I hope he fucking kills all these motherfuckers, dead in a goddamn ditch. Stabbed in the back. Heads in the bag. Send a message.

This does not make me a Communist. This makes me a Man. FU EU, fucking ROT

We lure all the woke government leadership from around the world there for peace talks and then WHAM! limited missile strikes take them all out.  ;)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 06, 2022, 09:29:16 AM
Let me be the first to say that I am 100% Putin and I hope he fucking kills all these motherfuckers, dead in a goddamn ditch. Stabbed in the back. Heads in the bag. Send a message.

This does not make me a Communist. This makes me a Man. FU EU, fucking ROT

Now, now, this is only a Special Military Operation. We are not dealing with Chechnya here.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: WOTR on March 06, 2022, 09:39:36 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H0rCqaGtJw

I usually like Dore... But I see Noam Chompsky on the screen. Since that bat shit crazy old man actually suggested imposing house arrest or outright arrest against the unvaxxed I can no longer take anything he says seriously. His arguement was "you are not allowed to drive a car at a hundred miles an hour through red lights, and you should not be allowed to put people at risk by being allowed out of your house if you are unvaxxed." Now, he was willing to be a humanitarian and suggested that while I should not be allowed to earn any money, that if need be I could be "housed" by the government and they should probably also feed me some gruel if the urge hit my jailers.

Fuck him.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 06, 2022, 09:46:53 AM
I usually like Dore... But I see Noam Chompsky on the screen. Since that bat shit crazy old man actually suggested imposing house arrest or outright arrest against the unvaxxed I can no longer take anything he says seriously. His arguement was "you are not allowed to drive a car at a hundred miles an hour through red lights, and you should not be allowed to put people at risk by being allowed out of your house if you are unvaxxed." Now, he was willing to be a humanitarian and suggested that while I should not be allowed to earn any money, that if need be I could be "housed" by the government and they should probably also feed me some gruel if the urge hit my jailers.

Fuck him.

Dore was referencing an old quote from Noam long before COVID when he was still relevant.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on March 06, 2022, 10:16:55 AM
Dore was referencing an old quote from Noam long before COVID when he was still relevant.

My father--you remember, the star athlete? I am barely a candle to him--was telling me about what a badass Chomsky was, back in the 80s. Before I even learned how to even take a fucking piss right.

He was down with Velikovsky, too. You know what? The history of the human race is one in which people show up, tell us the truth, and then get the shit beaten out of them. No wonder there is no goddam First Contact happening yet. You People are ALLHOSE.

But, I love you. *click*
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on March 06, 2022, 10:45:40 AM
My father--you remember, the star athlete? I am barely a candle to him--was telling me about what a badass Chomsky was, back in the 80s. Before I even learned how to even take a fucking piss right.

He was down with Velikovsky, too. You know what? The history of the human race is one in which people show up, tell us the truth, and then get the shit beaten out of them. No wonder there is no goddam First Contact happening yet. You People are ALLHOSE.

But, I love you. *click*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ8hefESt7c


Fuck God. I NEED YOUR MONEY. *click*
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on March 06, 2022, 10:49:13 AM
Fuck him.

Dibs on the sloppie seconds.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on March 06, 2022, 10:57:58 AM
that bat shit crazy old man
[...]
Fuck him.

I'd still give him a hand job before Hillary. (Bitch: get in line.) I know my vote counts.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on March 06, 2022, 11:00:18 AM
We lure all the woke government leadership from around the world there for peace talks and then WHAM! limited missile strikes take them all out.  ;)

OK, but--some of them are immortal. For real. I don't know if you have thought this whole thing through, honestly, I don't really know if you have.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on March 06, 2022, 11:10:13 AM
Now, now, this is only a Special Military Operation. We are not dealing with Chechnya here.

I am in full compliance and my cup runneth over in desire to support. I don't mind saying--I don't get much opportunity--but I am fully aboard with what is really happening these days.

Don't hate me because I know what is going on. Because, I don't. But I know... I am insulated.

It's nice. I'm not gonna lie. Hey, you look cute wearing the mask, you know? Say hi to you mom for me.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis (excerpts from a letter to a dear friend)
Post by: pate on March 06, 2022, 09:03:10 PM
(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-KbK679PlxSA/T6LqzLxZODI/AAAAAAAAAic/8JalTZA5_-g/s1600/Hillary+Reset+Button.jpg)

#1 Why has Russia waited almost eight full years to complete their Crimea campaign?
Time/timing being the factor of prime concern.  Something must have changed, as it seems quite clear that those eight years were not spent by Russia in planning a quick and decisive action to annex the rest of Ukraine.

This is the primary question for me, answer that and the rest of my questions probably fade away.  There is no benefit that I can see to either side in pursuing what appears to be an open-ended and escalatory conflict, economically or strategically.  Free trade is now restricted, and national militaries are now tied up in reserve in case they are needed in that region.  If a sound military policy for large nations is the ability to wage war on 2.5 fronts simultaneously at minimum this will count as half a front, if not one full front. Given other instabilities around the world that might require a military response, I would be quite hesitant to open this one in the first place.

As cozy as the Sino-Russo relations might seem to be on the surface there has always been a bit of competition between the two for gains in territory in Eastern Asia, and now to some extent in Southwestern Asia.

In Sino-American relations:  Taiwan's status coupled with recent military activity is a bit of an unknown.

For certain, this situation has released a bit of uncertainty into the world:  Markets shun uncertainty as do Militaries, they both get a bit "edgy" in uncertain situations.

#2 What was the recent Kazakhstan Revolution (JAN2022) all about?
A small blip on the radar in the recent news cycle for the United States, probably of much more interest to their nearby neighbors China and Russia.  Possibly unrelated to the Ukraine situation, but who knows?  Apparently it was resolved through a government crackdown on dissidents and everything is "back to normal" there, whatever normal might be for the country...

#3 Finland/Sweden interested in NATO membership?
Hah, this question is not a new one that has suddenly popped up into the geo-political scene due to the current Ukraine situation:

Visit to Finland and Sweden by the North Atlantic Council (https://www.nato.int/cps/en/natohq/news_187546.htm)

As far back as October of last year, apparently, discrete advances on this front were being made by one or more interested parties.  Who was infatuated with whom is probably the pertinent data-point here (+19.5)!

#4 What has been going on in the worldwide production & reserves of Helium?
This rabbit-hole is probably the most fun of my many questions related to the current Ukraine CrySis.  I mean who doesn't like a helium-filled balloon?

For one thing, it makes your voice sound really funny.  For another thing, if you can manage to super-chill Helium to its liquid state it displays some really interesting chemical properties that are fun as well.

Probably my favorite is the "super-fluidity" or complete absence of viscosity for He-3 & He-4.  What military, industrial or economic applications that has to do with the price of tea in China I leave to those with higher pay-grades than myself.

Of some interest might be the following three sites:

Helium statistics and information (https://www.usgs.gov/centers/national-minerals-information-center/helium-statistics-and-information)
Superfluidity in Helium (https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/chemistry/superfluidity)
United States National Helium Reserves (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Helium_Reserve)

Absolutely, Nautical Shore.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis (excerpts from a letter to a dear friend)
Post by: Jackstar on March 06, 2022, 09:08:18 PM
Absolutely, Nautical Shore.

[immage width=19 height=19]htttp://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image[/img]

These are solid, fascinating questions with bold, declarative answers available—for SWIM to provide.


I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB SIR


Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: pate on March 06, 2022, 11:40:22 PM
I think they are doing it wrong:

Canada Convoy 2022:
(https://files.ambcrypto.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/20151356/naomi-mckinney-1Zl16CRLnV0-unsplash-2.jpg)

United States Convoy 2022:
(https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/files/2022/02/convoy-of-US-truckers-620x393.jpg)

Russian Ukraine Convoy 2022:
(https://news.ntd.com/assets/uploads/2022/02/Russian-army-vehicles-900x506.jpg)

Nautical Shore...

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 07, 2022, 06:23:18 AM
Why has Russia waited almost eight full years to complete their Crimea campaign?
[/b]Time/timing being the factor of prime concern.  Something must have changed, as it seems quite clear that those eight years were not spent by Russia in planning a quick and decisive action to annex the rest of Ukraine.

This is the primary question for me, answer that and the rest of my questions probably fade away.  There is no benefit that I can see to either side in pursuing what appears to be an open-ended and escalatory conflict, economically or strategically.  Free trade is now restricted, and national militaries are now tied up in reserve in case they are needed in that region.  If a sound military policy for large nations is the ability to wage war on 2.5 fronts simultaneously at minimum this will count as half a front, if not one full front. Given other instabilities around the world that might require a military response, I would be quite hesitant to open this one in the first place.

As cozy as the Sino-Russo relations might seem to be on the surface there has always been a bit of competition between the two for gains in territory in Eastern Asia, and now to some extent in Southwestern Asia.

In Sino-American relations:  Taiwan's status coupled with recent military activity is a bit of an unknown.

For certain, this situation has released a bit of uncertainty into the world:  Markets shun uncertainty as do Militaries, they both get a bit "edgy" in uncertain situations.

Cold-blooded poker. Nord Stream was about to be approved. Biden made a bet against the Donbass. If Putin calls he loses Nord Stream. If Putin folds he loses Donbass. But Putin called and made the big raise - all in on Ukraine. Biden is still counting his chips.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: WOTR on March 07, 2022, 08:00:30 AM
I think they are doing it wrong:

Canada Convoy 2022:
(https://files.ambcrypto.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/20151356/naomi-mckinney-1Zl16CRLnV0-unsplash-2.jpg)

United States Convoy 2022:
(https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/files/2022/02/convoy-of-US-truckers-620x393.jpg)

Russian Ukraine Convoy 2022:
(https://news.ntd.com/assets/uploads/2022/02/Russian-army-vehicles-900x506.jpg)

Nautical Shore...

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

Maybe we should have brought some of those Ukrainian convoy vehicles to parliament hill instead of the traumatizing Canadian flags and terroristic bouncy castles?
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: WOTR on March 07, 2022, 09:00:23 AM
Dore was referencing an old quote from Noam long before COVID when he was still relevant.

OK... I watched it, and it was worth the time. I guess I should not let my blood pressure increasing 10 points every time I see that old man who lost his mind in abject fear of the "vaccine free" dictate my viewing choices.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 07, 2022, 10:20:18 AM
Some objective analysis

https://youtu.be/BOkn3l7mddc

What nations are supporting the sanctions against Russia?

Five Eyes, EU, Switzerland, Japan, Singapore and maybe South Korea (any more?)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Robert Mugabe on March 07, 2022, 04:25:25 PM
I usually like Dore... But I see Noam Chompsky on the screen. Since that bat shit crazy old man actually suggested imposing house arrest or outright arrest against the unvaxxed I can no longer take anything he says seriously. His arguement was "you are not allowed to drive a car at a hundred miles an hour through red lights, and you should not be allowed to put people at risk by being allowed out of your house if you are unvaxxed." Now, he was willing to be a humanitarian and suggested that while I should not be allowed to earn any money, that if need be I could be "housed" by the government and they should probably also feed me some gruel if the urge hit my jailers.

Fuck him.

Or, you could just get the fucking jab, you drawerswetting little bitch.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on March 07, 2022, 07:10:39 PM
From April, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV9J6sxCs5k
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 07, 2022, 08:33:27 PM
Or, you could just get the fucking jab, you drawerswetting little bitch.

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQEKXpmYf4z0z5lOuIx9ftHYUmI_sGPxZOY1g&usqp=CAU)

Do try to keep up. ::)
Title: Cry Me A River: Cry Little Sister
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on March 07, 2022, 09:31:25 PM
Or, you could just get the fucking jab, you drawerswetting little bitch.

Needles.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: pate on March 08, 2022, 02:55:45 AM
Russian Orthodox Church Leader Blames Invasion on Ukraine's 'Gay Pride' (https://www.newsweek.com/russian-orthodox-church-leader-blames-invasion-ukraines-gay-pride-1685636)
Quote from: https://www.newsweek.com/russian-orthodox-church-leader-blames-invasion-ukraines-gay-pride-1685636
(https://d.newsweek.com/en/full/1996849/russian-orthodox-church-leader-ukraine.webp?w=790&f=986ffcff24fec9f49cfb768620c62771)

"...Pride parades are designed to demonstrate that sin is one variation of human behavior," Kirill said during the sermon. "That's why in order to join the club of those countries, you have to have a gay pride parade..."

If nothing else, this is proof that Russia has not only abandoned Communism, it is also proof that they no longer engage in Communist faggotry.  Which is a bit of a relief and makes the rebuilding of human civilization after the inevitable nuclear exchange all the more important.

https://youtu.be/-5i4ZGVQGa8

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

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In Memoriam
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=606;type=avatar)
K_Dubb
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 08, 2022, 03:48:30 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PC7DzTRS7A
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: WOTR on March 08, 2022, 04:50:19 AM
Or, you could just get the fucking jab, you drawerswetting little bitch.
Look Bob, I have already said that I am going to selflessly forgo my vaccination in order to assure that those more at risk and less able to afford a vaccination have access. Your country, for example has roughly a 20% vaccination rate.

I feel that it is very selfish of a young, strong Canadian to take a dose that would otherwise be used for an older, frail person in Zimbabwe. I have let Justine know that he should send my doses to Africa for humanitarian aid.

Are you old and frail, or have you been stealing doses from those who are more deserving? I assume you are on dose 3 that has been stolen from the economically disadvantaged population in Zimbabwe. Perhaps you do share some traits with Mugabe.  ???
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: pate on March 09, 2022, 02:14:47 AM
Media Says Spike In Myocarditis May Be Linked To Ukraine Crisis (https://babylonbee.com/news/media-says-spike-in-myocarditis-may-be-linked-to-ukraine-crisis)
Quote from: https://babylonbee.com/news/media-says-spike-in-myocarditis-may-be-linked-to-ukraine-crisis
(https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/article-10652-1.jpg)

U.S.—Thousands of people across the US have been diagnosed with some form of myocarditis, a potentially deadly but rare inflammation of the heart muscle. Media reports say the dramatic spike in cases may be linked to the Ukraine crisis...

The cascade effects of this situation are off the charts!

https://youtu.be/Xbaoi-lifOM

First a global Helium shortage (https://cen.acs.org/business/Helium-short-supply-again/100/i6) and now this, what next?  Bad things always come in threes.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 09, 2022, 06:52:35 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60zIcBwA2ZA
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Worthauger on March 09, 2022, 07:13:58 AM
Fox Business Guest Tells Truth About Ukraine President
187K views · 12 hours ago

The Jimmy Dore Show
989K subscribers

Okay: whoa. Whoa. Am I really encouraged or illumined to -endure- through 20 minutes of Jimmy Dore here? The prospect contemplated—itself—terms itself: exhausting.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Worthauger on March 09, 2022, 07:31:52 AM
exhausting.

Just thinking totally about it.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 09, 2022, 08:04:59 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP-AAakqEH4
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 09, 2022, 08:17:47 PM
(https://yt3.ggpht.com/rWrBTD3ZYguDloWn6rsnxOlznnqSQM2Y2IBEtMiL_NvKoFI8TZH7OOGFOiucDIuFiUigmIXVWVaj7g=s2778-nd-v1)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on March 09, 2022, 10:25:45 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKoPNAb8IV8
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Brother OJ on March 09, 2022, 11:15:15 PM
If you need a title proclaiming yourself as Honorable, then youre probably not
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 10, 2022, 12:11:58 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtdWbZ-iO1I
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: pate on March 10, 2022, 12:33:08 AM
(https://yt3.ggpht.com/rWrBTD3ZYguDloWn6rsnxOlznnqSQM2Y2IBEtMiL_NvKoFI8TZH7OOGFOiucDIuFiUigmIXVWVaj7g=s2778-nd-v1)

Doc, what is the context with this photo?

Is Turdeaux (that's histheir name in Quebecois) or histheir handlers trying to portray this as an image of himthem from the front lines or something?

The yellow object at the end of that firearm is called a "blank adapter (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blank-firing_adaptor)" which is commonly used in field exercises where the object is to train troops on how to properly clean a firearm.

The soldier (or person portraying a soldier) with the blank adapter is wearing a patch that I cannot quite make out, it looks like it might be a version of this:

(https://www.flagline.com/sites/default/files/images/products/nato-shield-patch.jpg)

on his left shoulder, and possibly this:

(http://mpmuseum.org/boards/ranger1.jpg)

on his right, and above that is some sort of splotchy blot that might be a rank insignia?  Maybe a Colonel?  The guy behind him has the single bar of a lefttenant on his left breast.  I assume Canadian/British rank insignia are the same as the US, but honestly don't know (nor really care...)

Looks like some photo-op from a field training exercise (FTX) to me, if the right shoulder unit patch is the commanding unit of the attached soldier, that would make it a NATO exercise (which Ukraine is not a member of) with him as a Canadian forces member attached to whatever the NATO unit running the FTX.  OR if the left shoulder patch is the commanding unit of the attached soldier, he's on a Canadian FTX and at some point in his career was part of a NATO combat unit, or supported one enough that they "awarded" him the honor of wearing their unit patch.

I assume hear that Canadian uniform standards are the same as the US uniform standards, so I am going with right is current and left is prior combat service making this some sort of NATO FTX with Canadians involved, since Turdeaux is there and the one guy appears to be wearing a Canadian unit patch.

The female soldier with her blonde hair all over the place would be out of regulation per US uniform standards, but maybe that's how they roll in Canada?  Also, those dudes in back that haven't shaved are all jacked up too.  If they were SpecOps their faces would be blurred, so they could be Afghans for all I know, unless Canada lets their soldiers be all full hippie or something?

Anyway, what's the deal with this picture?  Another "Fake News" item?

I hope the guy with the blank adapter was smart and didn't fire any rounds (or as few as possible) because those blanks really filth-up the action (like 4000x worse than running real bullets through.)

Asking for a friend, btw.

Thanks in advance.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

ediot: I am dyslexic and got left and right mixed up on the command/prior service thing.  Now corrected.
ToWitiot:  dammint, I think I still have it backwards.
Threadiot:  FuckIt, hopefully you get the point...
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 10, 2022, 04:46:41 AM
(https://yt3.ggpht.com/RRhke-LatAY4QFFrs3tX4HRBAsRF2t6_WYdngO8nQuP-WNp2Og0-9EPukl7IIFmG1uradMS_bdHKcw=s1065-nd-v1)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 10, 2022, 07:11:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zQ28UDTFz8
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 10, 2022, 07:18:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWTSp4Vd4ms
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 10, 2022, 09:51:12 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry6ANbNT1iA
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 10, 2022, 10:18:22 PM
(https://yt3.ggpht.com/KbvLYCcL4Xk1gDP5BDqXKLp-cgLM5QTThjrqYj2TdmnXnOiFXEIAcG0niLlZYVafivHtUZ48gec3LQ=s750-nd-v1)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: pate on March 10, 2022, 11:52:32 PM
EXCLUSIVE: Deleted Web Pages Show Obama Led an Effort To Build a Ukraine-Based BioLab Handling ‘Especially Dangerous Pathogens’. (https://thenationalpulse.com/2022/03/08/obama-led-ukraine-biolab-efforts)
Quote from: https://thenationalpulse.com/2022/03/08/obama-led-ukraine-biolab-efforts
(https://www.newsmax.com/CMSPages/GetFile.aspx?guid=a02537b5-1cd7-4c68-87ad-9ab755e18955&SiteName=Newsmax)

A deleted web article recovered by The National Pulse reveals that former President Barack Obama spearheaded an agreement leading to the construction of biolabs handling “especially dangerous pathogens” in Ukraine...

Thanks, Obama!

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on March 11, 2022, 01:41:37 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUE9tycar-I
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 11, 2022, 07:14:50 AM
Oliver Stone’s 2016 Ukraine Documentary Banned on YouTube (?)
https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2022/3/d2fim83jwgkw8r92x9q6o2bks6onlh
The vimeo link doesn't seem to work, but the documentary seems to still be up on YouTube (for now).

https://youtu.be/ToBxON-h9Ds

Oliver Stone documentary blames U.S. for Ukrainian revolutions
https://www.rbth.com/international/2016/11/23/new-oliver-stone-documentary-blames-us-for-ukrainian-revolutions_650433

Backup
Code: [Select]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHH10jIRJmQ
Multiple uploads, multiple takedowns.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on March 11, 2022, 10:13:28 AM
Oliver Stone

A real square.

Multiple uploads, multiple takedowns.

Those were the good old days. When that seemed to be an indicator of quality being surpressed.

These days it is only and indication that someone would like more people to hear about Oliver Stone some more. Look, look: has he come out and started actually telling the truth instead of relentlessly engaging in some kind of 3-two-1 no-contact dance? I wouldn't know.

I'm not allowed to read scripts anymore. I'm too dismissive in my disdain and far too potent with the telepathic criticism. Couple that with the time travel, and... well, let's just say I can see why she took my flux capacity, dismantled the time circuit, and refuses to help me refresh my inventory of socks.


I mean... damn. Someone took down Oliver Stone's work, huh? Someone check his YouTube channel. Make sure it's still... intact.

Intact, and to the... okay never mind I'm not going to go for the hymen joke here. It's tactless, tasteless, and totally unnecessary, as well as unverifiable. Nevertheless--I really am a Virgo.

Let's see Oliver Stone do a show about astrological symbology 'n shit. No? Oh. That's too bad. Like seriously, they can't find another director to plug? Oliver Stone? God, you're killing me here.

Slowly. Let's go shoot some ducks.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 11, 2022, 11:22:47 AM
Those were the good old days. When that seemed to be an indicator of quality being surpressed.

These days it is only and indication that someone would like more people to hear about Oliver Stone some more. Look, look: has he come out and started actually telling the truth instead of relentlessly engaging in some kind of 3-two-1 no-contact dance? I wouldn't know.

I'm not allowed to read scripts anymore. I'm too dismissive in my disdain and far too potent with the telepathic criticism. Couple that with the time travel, and... well, let's just say I can see why she took my flux capacity, dismantled the time circuit, and refuses to help me refresh my inventory of socks.


I mean... damn. Someone took down Oliver Stone's work, huh? Someone check his YouTube channel. Make sure it's still... intact.

Intact, and to the... okay never mind I'm not going to go for the hymen joke here. It's tactless, tasteless, and totally unnecessary, as well as unverifiable. Nevertheless--I really am a Virgo.

Let's see Oliver Stone do a show about astrological symbology 'n shit. No? Oh. That's too bad. Like seriously, they can't find another director to plug? Oliver Stone? God, you're killing me here.

Slowly. Let's go shoot some ducks.

What we may have here is my simple failure to communicate.

The point is that no one took down his work. No one surpressed* anything.

Or at least to the extent that it made any real difference for anyone on YouTube.

Someone may have thought that was the case or would like others to believe so.

The quality and relevance of Stone's work is self-evident, but you wouldn't know?



* This dogberryism somehow reminds me of telemetry.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on March 11, 2022, 11:49:36 AM
What we may have here is my simple failure to communicate.

The point is that no one took down his work. No one surpressed* anything.

Or at least to the extent that it made any real difference for anyone on YouTube.

Someone may have thought that was the case or would like others to believe so.

The quality and relevance of Stone's work is self-evident, but you wouldn't know?



* This dogberryism somehow reminds me of telemetry.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 11, 2022, 12:47:08 PM
The point is that no one took down his work. No one surpressed* anything.

Or at least to the extent that it made any real difference for anyone on YouTube.

Someone may have thought that was the case or would like others to believe so.

The quality and relevance of Stone's work is self-evident, but you wouldn't know?

https://www.rt.com/pop-culture/551652-youtube-removes-ukraine-documentary/
Title: Re: The November Eleventh Fraud
Post by: Worthauger on March 11, 2022, 02:45:46 PM
The point is that no one took down his work. No one surpressed* anything.

I just found out yesterday that one of my YouTube accounts was canceled without warning or chance to appeal just suddenly out of nowhere suspended—while I was in jail or Christmas.

This certainly indicates some kind of collusion. Now does it indicate conspiracy? And listen to me very carefully: I don't care.

I have my mind on something else. Maybe I'll talk about it on my podcast! Or maybe I won't.


Consider how I was imagined to be supposed to be feeling now. Recognize that I'm endlessly amused and a little annoyed I'm spending money without making any, but... other than that I feel great.

So how are you guys doing? Oh wait that's right you can't tell me National security massive rolleyes.

And I've definitely had my work suppressed. I wanted to talk about Chess. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing anything that I thought I was going to be doing.

Whoever thought this was a good idea is obviously an idiot. Can I have their job? After you identify them and finish boiling them in oil, I mean. I mean seriously, somebody really fucked this whole thing up for you.

Unless, did you all want to be miserable and spend a whole shitload of money on nothing and be a laughing stock, just to give me a little bit of self-confidence? cuz I was doing okay before, I didn't need all this attention. Thanks though, I sure have learned a lot.

I still don't know how to record a phone call, but that's okay: I even like Zoom now. Unglaublich!
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on March 11, 2022, 09:23:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy5z3EUOi4w
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on March 12, 2022, 07:12:35 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1f2aE1qgMk
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 12, 2022, 11:19:16 PM
Anyone remember the movie Wag the Dog?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfVCq6Xs9uE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF1GQGRqtcA

Oops!
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 13, 2022, 12:15:52 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYAq9t9NmXM
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 13, 2022, 05:26:30 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cFxXbiFbBs
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Asuka Langley on March 13, 2022, 06:40:39 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cFxXbiFbBs

Americans were the Nazis the whole time.

(https://i.postimg.cc/gc773j90/japanese-camp.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/Y2vn274B/dresden.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/zBCfK6vz/hitler-1234235.jpg)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 13, 2022, 06:53:38 AM
Americans were the Nazis the whole time.

(https://i.postimg.cc/gc773j90/japanese-camp.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/Y2vn274B/dresden.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/zBCfK6vz/hitler-1234235.jpg)

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTzf06zTCD_3GYgRmWNK9LSSt8lGiANqAISZg&usqp=CAU)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on March 13, 2022, 07:14:51 AM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTzf06zTCD_3GYgRmWNK9LSSt8lGiANqAISZg&usqp=CAU)

Hanging agape has never been so distracting.
Title: Re: Cry Me A River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on March 13, 2022, 07:16:42 AM
you could just get the fucking jab

Yeah. One would think.
Title: Re: Cry Me A River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 13, 2022, 07:18:20 AM
Yeah. One would think.

Did you?
Title: Re: Cry Me A River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on March 13, 2022, 07:29:13 AM
Did you?

Not lately. I'm fine! Thanks for investigating asking.
Title: Re: Cry Me A River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 13, 2022, 07:41:16 AM
Not lately. I'm fine! Thanks for investigating asking.

Covid vaxxed people are the worst kind of people. They’re racist misogynists who hold unacceptable views but they still take up space and so the question becomes What will we do about them? For how much longer can they be tolerated? I mean, it’s pretty clear that they’re all going to become face-munching zombies eventually. Let’s nip this problem in the bud now!
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 13, 2022, 08:02:54 AM
The President of Ukraine Zelensky dances to Instasamka

https://youtu.be/vQxsWHvbuHI

Не Дай Бог такого призедента гей как ебать
Title: Re: Cry Me A River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on March 13, 2022, 08:25:33 AM
Let’s nip this problem in the bud now!

I'm prepared to start overbreeding all their pureblooded daughters immediately. It's what I do.

It's pretty much all I do. I'm not gonna going to lie.
Title: Re: Cry Me A River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on March 13, 2022, 08:26:54 AM
Did you?

Oh, haha: I just figured out that you were implying that I wasn't thinking. Haha. Hahaha. Ah, that's a good one.

Here's your sign.
Title: Re: Cry Me A River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 13, 2022, 08:29:19 AM
I'm prepared to start overbreeding all their pureblooded daughters immediately. It's what I do.

It's pretty much all I do. I'm not gonna going to lie.

Look, I’m not suggesting anything too radical, only that we round them all up and put them on trains that go to the same place where the magic ovens take care of the rest. What’s so wrong with that?!

Your idea’s not bad either though. Perhaps a two-pronged approach?
Title: Re: Cry Me A River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on March 13, 2022, 08:38:49 AM
Covid vaxxed people are [...] misogynists

So... how about the females who are vaxxed? (Hi, M-I-L!!) Are they misogynists? (Hi again, M-I-L!!) Is it just the males then? Granted, if every man male Human who stereotypically hates all woMans with a blind, unreasonably pathological loathing were to be forcibly injected—of course via pneumatic injection only, such reprobates dare not be let anywhere near a needle—would suddenly develop a whole host of terminal diseases due to the lack of a functioning immune system and then, DIE, hopefully painfully... wouldn't that be okay?

I know I'm ready to be forcibly sacrificed against my will. Every goddam day. I'm even ready for a fuckin’ Sunday matinee. It's going to be hard for me to start stereotypically hating all women though, because I'm pretty fond of every last blessed one of them, even the ones who don't put out, except a case can be made in regards to the ones who openly lie to 9/11 dispatch.

Fuck them.
Title: Re: Cry Me A River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on March 13, 2022, 08:41:36 AM
Your idea’s not bad either though. Perhaps a two-pronged approach?

Negotiable.

Look, I’m not suggesting anything too radical, only that we round them all up and put them on trains

Perhaps we should party with Elon.
Title: Re: Cry Me A River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 13, 2022, 08:46:02 AM
So... how about the females who are vaxxed? (Hi, M-I-L!!) Are they misogynists? (Hi again, M-I-L!!) Is it just the males then? Granted, if every man male Human who stereotypically hates all woMans with a blind, unreasonably pathological loathing were to be forcibly injected—of course via pneumatic injection only, such reprobates dare not be let anywhere near a needle—would suddenly develop a whole host of terminal diseases due to the lack of a functioning immune system and then, DIE, hopefully painfully... wouldn't that be okay?

I know I'm ready to be forcibly sacrificed against my will. Every goddam day. I'm even ready for a fuckin’ Sunday matinee. It's going to be hard for me to start stereotypically hating all women though, because I'm pretty fond of every last blessed one of them, even the ones who don't put out, except a case can be made in regards to the ones who openly lie to 9/11 dispatch.

Fuck them.

Question #1) Yes, yes they are. It’s the same way that Jews can now be antisemites. Where have you been?! Under a rock? :D

Question #2) No, no it wouldn’t. We can’t kill people for their ideology or political affiliation, only for being physically unfit.* ;)

*Of course, most liberals would be considered physically unfit.

(https://www.monstersinmotion.com/cart/images/031TH01_THXHead_04.jpg)

We’re only trying to help you.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on March 13, 2022, 06:14:13 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cM16ypZmLc
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: pate on March 13, 2022, 07:17:56 PM
Oliver Stone’s 2016 Ukraine Documentary Banned on YouTube (?)
https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2022/3/d2fim83jwgkw8r92x9q6o2bks6onlh
The vimeo link doesn't seem to work, but the documentary seems to still be up on YouTube (for now).

https://youtu.be/ToBxON-h9Ds

Oliver Stone documentary blames U.S. for Ukrainian revolutions
https://www.rbth.com/international/2016/11/23/new-oliver-stone-documentary-blames-us-for-ukrainian-revolutions_650433

Backup
Code: [Select]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHH10jIRJmQ
Multiple uploads, multiple takedowns.

I might invest the significant amount of thyme required to watch that, you are the second person to recommend it.

I am extremely leery of anything with the Oliver Stone moniker attached, I still remember having to walk out of his "JFK" turd to demand my money back.  I think they gave me a ticket to another movie or something, Nautical Shore.

I do know that "JFK" is the only movie I have ever walked out of, it sucked that badly.  I cannot think of an Oliver Stone movie that was memorable...  Stand by, checking IMDB (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000231/):

All I got from Platoon (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091763/) was this:

(https://imgc.allpostersimages.com/img/print/u-g-PXJMA30.jpg?w=550&h=550&p=0)

Other than that meme, it was not memorable at all.

I recall seeing The Doors (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101761/), but for such a much lauded "Conspiracy Theorist" he completely left out the fact that Jim Morrison is still alive (he or the French Foreign Legion faked his death) in Montana as a horse farmer or something.  Well he was alive in 1991 anyway...

Yeah, none of his movies were all that great.

As for the rest, if I have seen anything else of his the words "epically forgetable" spring to mind and little else.

In short, Stone's extremely regular deposition of steaming piles has me leery of any production associated with the man.

https://youtu.be/2K50oxbUm6Q

He has three strikes (at minimum) with me...

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on March 13, 2022, 07:40:38 PM
I might invest the significant amount of thyme required to watch that, you are the second person to recommend it

Get back to me after you're done raping the first and got an apartment for the second, Tinkerbell.

E. O. L.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on March 13, 2022, 07:42:48 PM
He has three strikes (at minimum) with me...

Fuck your mother—for real.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on March 13, 2022, 07:47:09 PM
I am extremely leery

Yeah: I bet: PEOPLE KNOW.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: pate on March 13, 2022, 08:02:10 PM
Get back to me after you're done raping the first and got an apartment for the second, Tinkerbell.

E. O. L.
Fuck your mother—for real.
Yeah: I bet: PEOPLE KNOW.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=130.0;attach=766;image)

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Asuka Langley on March 13, 2022, 08:45:37 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTzf06zTCD_3GYgRmWNK9LSSt8lGiANqAISZg&usqp=CAU)

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/591/318/822.jpg)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: WOTR on March 14, 2022, 05:49:15 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/zBCfK6vz/hitler-1234235.jpg)

Wow- That is amusing. I would show it to others... But I assume that at least 90% of the population would need that explained to them (even just the picture they are referencing.) Well done.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on March 14, 2022, 05:52:56 AM
Wow- That is amusing. [...] Well done.

Say what you want about the bioweapon; I, for one, am more than happy with what it has done for Canada.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: WOTR on March 14, 2022, 05:56:57 AM
Say what you want about the bioweapon; I, for one, am more than happy with what it has done for Canada.

That makes two of us. It was overdue.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on March 14, 2022, 06:00:12 AM
It was overdue.

Seriously: I'm going to pay that speeding ticket any day now. Don't send any more horses.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 14, 2022, 07:51:02 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbAz2nskhII
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 14, 2022, 07:56:02 AM
I might invest the significant amount of thyme required to watch that, you are the second person to recommend it.

I am extremely leery of anything with the Oliver Stone moniker attached, I still remember having to walk out of his "JFK" turd to demand my money back.  I think they gave me a ticket to another movie or something, Nautical Shore.

I do know that "JFK" is the only movie I have ever walked out of, it sucked that badly.  I cannot think of an Oliver Stone movie that was memorable...  Stand by, checking IMDB (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000231/):

All I got from Platoon (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091763/) was this:

(https://imgc.allpostersimages.com/img/print/u-g-PXJMA30.jpg?w=550&h=550&p=0)

Other than that meme, it was not memorable at all.

I recall seeing The Doors (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101761/), but for such a much lauded "Conspiracy Theorist" he completely left out the fact that Jim Morrison is still alive (he or the French Foreign Legion faked his death) in Montana as a horse farmer or something.  Well he was alive in 1991 anyway...

Yeah, none of his movies were all that great.

As for the rest, if I have seen anything else of his the words "epically forgetable" spring to mind and little else.

In short, Stone's extremely regular deposition of steaming piles has me leery of any production associated with the man.

He has three strikes (at minimum) with me...

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

Color me clueless, but I just don't understand the aversion towards this documentary because of Oliver Stone. Ukraine on Fire was directed by Igor Lopatonok (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm3153020/?ref_=tt_cl_dr_1) and happened to be produced by Oliver Stone, who seems to have some kind of triggering effect for anything he's associated with. Fine, get your hate on, but what has that got to do with the documentary itself? And why does YouTube keep taking it down, while others keep putting it up? That was the point I was making. But who gives a flying leap into the rainbow colored waterslide?

Quote
Ukraine on Fire
Director’s vision
 
     I was a supporter of the Orange revolution in Ukraine in 2004, but with time I find more and more evidence that all “revolutions” were scripted and staged with big money and foreign government and non-government involved.
   The result was horrible for Ukraine, people lost their dream of free democracy – the democrats show such hunger for power and money –they look much worse that the predecessor.
I remember a friend of mine calling me from Odessa during the first days of the
“Euromaidan” events in November of 2013 and asking me – “Where is the CNN coverage??” and the coverage was delivered.
At that time – November 2013 me and my team already had start gathering footage and evidence, but even in a nightmare I did not imagine this Coup De Taut being this bloody and violent. I can’t name it a revolution. This was an organized, prepared, funded and staged Cope De Taut – and everybody who participated in that event looked out for they own goals, and my fellow Ukrainians were used as a force against the government.
And they arranged a cover for those actions, and they blamed the police and the government, but they fought without hesitation because blood was already on their hands.
I, as a citizen, can’t just sit and watch. We decided to shed some light on behind the stage helpers, who help achieve results but with totally different goals – Geopolitical goals. So we pay attention to that technology and find a lot of patterns in common around the world, and this leads us to a serious conclusion – that people in a free world need to know how their governments use they tax money for regime changing games around the world, and the consequences.
My biggest concern about all of this – Are we that stupid that we are going to let our differences and ideologies put the World on the brink of World War 3?  Can we stop our politicians from those dangerous games of power? 
And I think so, if all of us will be aware and conscious, and don’t stay silent if we see neo-nazi’s presenting themselves as freedom fighters, and manipulators from neo-conservatives to neo-liberals use not only the citizens of Ukraine but all of us around the World to achieve they goals. 

Igor Lopatonok, Director

Source: hxxps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-UJ8S63Tsw
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 15, 2022, 07:07:50 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sBmCEXk8Po
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: pate on March 15, 2022, 07:47:16 PM
Fighters with Ukraine’s foreign legion are being asked to sign indefinite contracts. Some have refused (https://www.economist.com/1843/2022/03/11/fighters-with-ukraines-foreign-legion-are-being-asked-to-sign-indefinite-contracts-some-have-refused)
Quote from: https://www.economist.com/1843/2022/03/11/fighters-with-ukraines-foreign-legion-are-being-asked-to-sign-indefinite-contracts-some-have-refused
(https://www.economist.com/img/b/1000/563/90/media-assets/image/1843_20220310_Foreign_Fighters_001.jpg)

On February 26th Volodymyr Zelenksy, Ukraine’s president, went on television and asked foreign volunteers to take up arms in his country’s defence. Jake Priday, a 25-year-old British teacher from Cardiff in Wales, responded to the call. Priday had spent six years in the British army, doing tours of duty with the Royal Engineers in Estonia, Kenya and, most recently, Iraqi Kurdistan, where he helped train local militias in 2017. After he...

...the article goes on for a very little bit more, then you hit a pay-wall (it was free a few days ago).

Long story short:

https://youtu.be/oCIo4MCO-_U

I think the montly pay for foreign mercenaries legionaries was something around $250(USD)/month, or 1000-2000 hryvania in local currency.  Also, all sorts of knuckleheads are headed over there who "Just want to shoot some Russians."  One guy from Mississippi (or thereabouts) had sold his truck to pay for the adventure, I assume he meant semi-truck?  Nautical Shore.

Also unclear was whether or not the Ukraine gov't was issuing smokin' hawt Mail-Order-Brides as a signing bonus;  I imagine deals could be made?

Oh yeah, if you've never been in the military theythe hobo elite will give you an entire 2-week course in whatever passes for Basic Infantry Tactics before moving you out to the front.

If you have prior military service it is only a few days acclimation training.  I am guessing some sort of Language training:  the Ukrainian words for "Fire," "Stop," "Move Out," "Yes, sir," &c.  Then off to "the front" you go.

Sounds like a hoot, I wonder if Roz will take me up on my "Working VayCay" idea?

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: pate on March 15, 2022, 07:51:42 PM
Color me clueless, but I just don't understand the aversion towards this documentary because of Oliver Stone. Ukraine on Fire was directed by Igor Lopatonok (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm3153020/?ref_=tt_cl_dr_1) and happened to be produced by Oliver Stone, who seems to have some kind of triggering effect for anything he's associated with. Fine, get your hate on, but what has that got to do with the documentary itself? And why does YouTube keep taking it down, while others keep putting it up? That was the point I was making. But who gives a flying leap into the rainbow colored waterslide?

Source: hxxps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-UJ8S63Tsw

Fine, I will watch it.

Don't worry, if it sucks I will still blame Oliver Stone and not you.

Hah!

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 15, 2022, 09:57:06 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeJ9Kk0XNqo
Execution
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 15, 2022, 11:49:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjqr6jM-3TQ
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 16, 2022, 02:10:15 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5j1qQb-Ch0
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 16, 2022, 02:28:06 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sdqwmM1i0A
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 16, 2022, 06:52:09 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZMAZgZjfsI
Title: Re: Russia>Ukrainian
Post by: Asuka Langley on March 16, 2022, 07:55:25 AM
I stand with RUSSIA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XUETRzPJ5Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rAHrHd2lcw
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 16, 2022, 09:24:57 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2sqKB12y0c
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 16, 2022, 12:55:49 PM
https://twitter.com/i/status/1503381029448564745
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 16, 2022, 09:56:45 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjDb-Q0-Sdg
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Asuka Langley on March 16, 2022, 10:15:41 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjDb-Q0-Sdg

OY VEY!

(https://i.postimg.cc/bJPKV0Lx/1647362568252.jpg)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Asuka Langley on March 16, 2022, 10:25:45 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/fRz4vf2Y/1647363005817.png)

(https://i.postimg.cc/2S8dG141/1647363796944.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/25tPrRzx/1647363427599.png)

KEK

(https://i.postimg.cc/9XZv5nsG/1647365522719.png)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Asuka Langley on March 16, 2022, 10:38:14 PM
https://twitter.com/i/status/1503381029448564745

>a jew implying Putin did this

lol

(https://i.postimg.cc/SQYzyWGL/FN6yw-IJWQAc-u-DZ.jpg)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 17, 2022, 05:31:46 AM
https://twitter.com/i/status/1503895018959998980
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: WOTR on March 18, 2022, 05:01:46 AM
https://twitter.com/i/status/1503895018959998980

Is'nt this the same guy who did a cringe worthy Covid rap dressed in scrubs and had his backing track fail? At least with music it is not quite so bad.
Title: Re: USSR - McDonalds CrySis
Post by: Asuka Langley on March 18, 2022, 07:59:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h_KAdXGNXU
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Asuka Langley on March 19, 2022, 12:41:12 AM
https://twitter.com/cmonhumans/status/1502119843385991172
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 19, 2022, 09:41:52 AM
(https://yt3.ggpht.com/tnVM6wjXhRZHYJcYqCuOJpptCY8MEAz1qhndrb5cdtRc3EggLGOHT77OpCSgWvXomKN3UergyL7jZTg=s800-nd-v1)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on March 19, 2022, 09:01:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sol7b_xwHo4
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on March 19, 2022, 09:49:32 PM
A Little Trip Down Memory-hole Lane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7StCAyQeFd8
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on March 20, 2022, 03:06:37 AM
Hunter Biden Laptop The Link To Burisma & The Biden's Web Of Corruption in Ukraine

https://rumble.com/vxspu7-hunter-biden-laptop-reveals-link-to-burisma-and-their-web-of-corruption-in-.html?mref=6zof&mc=dgip3&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=R%CE%9EDZ+%F0%9F%94%B4&ep=2
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 20, 2022, 06:34:13 AM
https://youtu.be/mvfyBBnHABE

And she is South African.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Brother OJ on March 20, 2022, 03:56:04 PM
Down the Memory Hole with you Yuri nice knowin ya (https://nypost.com/2022/03/19/space-conference-axes-name-of-first-man-in-space-because-he-was-russian/)

"The International Cat Federation has banned Russian-bred felines from participation, New York City’s Metropolitan Opera has parted ways with their Russian star soprano and sales have plummeted at the Russian Tea Room."

peak clown world that
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on March 20, 2022, 04:12:04 PM
peak clown world that

Jewel was a Siberian. Now she's a spirit Ninja. Top that, if you dare!
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Asuka Langley on March 20, 2022, 04:55:03 PM
https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1505528374315610113
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on March 20, 2022, 05:02:09 PM
https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1505528374315610113

Okay, but... were they wearing clean underwear? Let's focus on what's important: it's why I'm here.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Asuka Langley on March 20, 2022, 05:23:30 PM
USA BTFO! ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asONmWd0SHc
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on March 21, 2022, 06:26:00 PM
SHOCKING: Man travels to Ukraine to see the war for himself

https://rumble.com/vy0g22-shocking-man-travels-to-ukraine-to-see-the-war-for-himself.html?mref=6zof&mc=dgip3&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Exposing+the+truth+&ep=2
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 21, 2022, 08:51:00 PM
Give us any chance we'll take it
Read us any rule we'll break it
We're gonna make our dreams come true
Doing it our way!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HthiJ_WFl_A
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Asuka Langley on March 21, 2022, 11:09:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlFCObblhQU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew2QydI12U4

(https://i.postimg.cc/44W7rV8H/Z.jpg)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 22, 2022, 07:50:25 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfC2GwP5a64
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Brother OJ on March 22, 2022, 09:53:41 PM

How it started
(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/102/273/846/original/a5fb88661f85c1eb.jpeg)
How it's going
(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/102/273/855/original/1a15499eacae7b10.jpg)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 23, 2022, 02:53:53 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwwG2mM_7QA
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Asuka Langley on March 23, 2022, 03:49:04 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHQTZMPtpSo
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: pate on March 23, 2022, 05:43:02 PM
...
(https://i.postimg.cc/25tPrRzx/1647363427599.png)

KEK
...

https://twitter.com/i/status/1506525054183649283

https://twitter.com/morphonios/status/1506525054183649283

What is it with the dildos and Ukrainians?

Axing for a fiend.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 24, 2022, 02:50:27 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8lY9B5FNcg
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Worthauger on March 24, 2022, 04:19:05 AM
False Flag Coming?


SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?
MONQ
,DPOPOLY
CHANCE: DRAW A CARD
BANK ERROR IN YOUR FAVOR: COLLECT $555 MILLION TRILLION JACKSTARBUX.

I CAN HELP YOU FIND A PLACE TO PUT IT.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on March 24, 2022, 07:04:07 AM
I CAN HELP YOU FIND A PLACE TO PUT IT.


Mission accomplished. I'll be in the bathroom hall closet wearing fishnet pantyhose with a new noose around my neck if anybody needs me
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on March 24, 2022, 08:48:14 AM
Mission accomplished.

Lest any of you think all I do is waste time and talk s*** on The Internet: North Korea just launched an ICBM this morning. Probably at me, kek

So I must be doing some_thing right.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: WOTR on March 24, 2022, 09:31:46 AM
How it started
(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/102/273/846/original/a5fb88661f85c1eb.jpeg)
How it's going
(https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/102/273/855/original/1a15499eacae7b10.jpg)
I saw somebody kind of laughing about it today. Apparently, 30 foreigners all posting to social media from foreign phones got the attention of the Russians. Maybe this is why in past wars people were not even allowed to send uncensored mail home from the front. Now we have idiot redditors and instagram stars wanting to get a "like" on their post.

I don't mean to present as insensitive... But is this a good example of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes?"
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Worthauger on March 24, 2022, 09:50:41 AM
in past wars people were not even allowed to send uncensored mail home from the front. Now we have idiot redditors and INSTAGRAM STARS wanting to get a "like" on their post.

I don't mean to present as insensitive... But is this a good example of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes?"

So sad. So very sad.

Triangulating only funny when it happens to me, huh? Well: now that Hillary has COVID-19... probably not any more.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Worthauger on March 24, 2022, 09:53:54 AM
How it started

We've been over this, but there's no reason we can't go over it again, to make it even more of a cliché: all I wanted, was to play Chess. And... S/HeIT would not let me.

How it started

More critically important: WHEN. Guess.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 25, 2022, 09:15:13 AM
Quote
In October 2010, it was announced that The Gulag Archipelago would become required reading for all Russian high school students. In a meeting with Solzhenitsyn's widow, Putin described The Gulag Archipelago as "essential reading." "Without the knowledge of that book, we would lack a full understanding of our country and it would be difficult for us to think about the future."

What more need be said? In Vladimir Putin's Russia, the greatest classic of anti-communist literature is now compulsory reading in all the high schools of the nation. If the same could be said of the high schools of the United States, we would not have the endemic historical and political ignorance that has led to the widespread sympathy for communism among young Americans. In the light of this, and in the light of Putin's evident admiration for Solzhenitsyn, let's not try to pretend that Russia is a communist nation. We don't need to like Vladimir Putin. We don't need to admire him. But we do need to acknowledge that Russia has moved on from the evils of socialism, even as we are in danger of embracing those very same evils.

https://rense.com/general96/homicidal-killing-fields.php
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 25, 2022, 09:58:00 AM
https://rense.com/general96/homicidal-killing-fields.php

(https://i.gifer.com/FAz3.gif)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 25, 2022, 09:00:18 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvunU55DSBM
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 25, 2022, 09:12:00 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/KeenanPeachy/status/1498410939376308224

https://mobile.twitter.com/KeenanPeachy/status/1498410940311633920
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 26, 2022, 08:47:53 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/8PK9s9WM/stonetoss.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Worthauger on March 26, 2022, 12:05:29 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/8PK9s9WM/stonetoss.png) (https://postimages.org/)

That's basically the funniest thing I've ever seen thank you
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 27, 2022, 03:51:42 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTdt7jfxBVE
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 27, 2022, 09:11:49 AM
Simple up-to-date facts from the Russian perspective.

https://youtu.be/MZJvrqkkqjU
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 28, 2022, 04:52:52 AM
(https://yt3.ggpht.com/FxdFBoYy412xEo6StNPL0MAybHB9elhMjIQr9HmlvxLU3npaxCwAK_bjiOikj9A5DviAFNo8PBVP=s768-nd-v1)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on March 28, 2022, 05:03:19 AM
(https://yt3.ggpht.com/FxdFBoYy412xEo6StNPL0MAybHB9elhMjIQr9HmlvxLU3npaxCwAK_bjiOikj9A5DviAFNo8PBVP=s768-nd-v1)

This kind of shit hurts my tummy. I want you to know that
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on March 28, 2022, 05:17:06 AM
This kind of shit hurts my tummy. I want you to know that

There is a safe space for the less adventurous and those offended by the truth. It’s called Ellgab. ;)
Title: Re: Cry Me A River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on March 28, 2022, 05:23:34 AM
Ellgab.

Death; where is thy stingy?

;)

Ditto.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on March 28, 2022, 09:18:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IM4rnNcvPI
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 30, 2022, 10:01:35 AM
Israel, Ukraine, and Black Market Transplant Surgeons

https://journal-neo.org/2022/03/29/israel-ukraine-and-black-market-transplant-surgeons/

Quote
As some experts point out, under the circumstances of the present Ukrainian conflict foreigners with minimum support are at risk, as diplomatic representatives do not always succeed in tracking them. It is easy to “lose” these people, many of whom are young students, guest workers, or even mercenaries, boasting of great health. These people especially are at risk of being potential victims of criminal groups involved in organ trade in Ukraine."

https://youtu.be/Jwj9wQNxjpE
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 30, 2022, 10:33:04 AM
https://youtu.be/-cf4coWLIG8
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on April 01, 2022, 03:00:00 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3waS2Lx_v50
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Worthauger on April 01, 2022, 03:24:40 AM
hxxps://www.eternalcringe.com/watch?v=3waS2Lx_v50


(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/025/124/7a2.jpg)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on April 01, 2022, 03:33:53 AM

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/025/124/7a2.jpg)

There you go again with your pud/pate level posts.

(https://i.imgflip.com/17zwol.jpg)

Quotes should be actual quotes from the OP, not some gay shit you made up. ::)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Worthauger on April 01, 2022, 03:53:34 AM
Quotes should be actual quotes from the OP, not some gay shit you made up. ::)

That's some gay shit you made up. ::(
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on April 01, 2022, 04:04:15 AM
That's some gay shit you made up. ::(

What is? I posted a video that someone else made. I doubt you even watched it. ::) ::)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis (Spoiler)
Post by: Asuka Langley on April 01, 2022, 04:16:20 AM
>Jewish Leader
>leading
>White Nationalists

I know how this Anime ends

(https://i.postimg.cc/wMDkT5F8/ukraine-nazi-1.jpg)

(https://i.postimg.cc/25q8Z0WW/soul-less-ukranians.jpg)

(https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/852723937093266113/AAFAA0FCFAB353D3C42183CBCE1A0191ED682C0E/?imw=512&&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false)

Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Asuka Langley on April 01, 2022, 07:13:44 AM
https://rumble.com/vz5lbt-the-adls-confused-double-standard-on-nazis.html?mref=6zof&mc=dgip3&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Styxhexenhammer666&ep=1
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Worthauger on April 01, 2022, 08:55:26 AM
What is? I posted a video that someone else made. I doubt you even watched it. ::) ::)

Sorry; I was busy washing my hair in jail.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on April 01, 2022, 09:25:55 AM
Sorry; I was busy washing my hair in jail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noJo-bJ5V8A
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on April 01, 2022, 08:44:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHnteimq15Q
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on April 05, 2022, 07:54:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m9PoKnCNR0
Title: BREAKING NEWS: Ex-Google TechLead stops caring about Ukraine.
Post by: Asuka Langley on April 05, 2022, 10:44:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3RslPegBaI
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on April 05, 2022, 11:18:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pePfCOrysY
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on April 06, 2022, 05:56:40 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/HkPMK0Pn/Roger-Cloutier.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/750bJz4r)

I took him to run the motor pool at school. Only the best for my students.

Back to the real world s***show ...

That would be Me. /flex
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on April 07, 2022, 08:09:12 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9nm97xuII0

He supports the current thing.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: WOTR on April 07, 2022, 09:10:36 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9nm97xuII0

He supports the current thing.

Oh how I wish I did not have to post this. But I always want to stand with the current thing as well... And Forbes magazine has allowed me one more cause and yet another group of people to stand with.

Allow me to quote a spokesperson for the bodyshop. (Yes, that corporation who wants to sell you overpriced soap.) "People have periods. Some women, some men and some non-binary people - and plenty of women don’t - and here at The Body Shop we stand with all menstruators"

What about you, MT. Do you stand with all menstruators be they female, non-binary, or even male? Do you stand with the current thing?  :o

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jamiewareham/2020/06/11/the-body-shop-offers-jk-rowling-book-on-trans-rights-in-end-period-shame-bag/?sh=7685678c7c34
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on April 07, 2022, 09:21:00 AM
Oh how I wish I did not have to post this. But I always want to stand with the current thing as well... And Forbes magazine has allowed me one more cause and yet another group of people to stand with.

Allow me to quote a spokesperson for the bodyshop. (Yes, that corporation who wants to sell you overpriced soap.) "People have periods. Some women, some men and some non-binary people - and plenty of women don’t - and here at The Body Shop we stand with all menstruators"

What about you, MT. Do you stand with all menstruators be they female, non-binary, or even male? Do you stand with the current thing?  :o

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jamiewareham/2020/06/11/the-body-shop-offers-jk-rowling-book-on-trans-rights-in-end-period-shame-bag/?sh=7685678c7c34

You know, I think they may be onto something because I’ve ceratinly encountered male menstruators here and in the gabs universe. :D
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on April 08, 2022, 02:42:52 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxb-HYnaMSM
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on April 08, 2022, 04:36:27 PM
(https://yt3.ggpht.com/AG0SQ6uuD30p2BopVB5CUBAEIygpQGsP41CUGEZMya6P3gMcqLhujIY-NDhP4EElj_wOXua0DCEsotA=s1328-nd-v1)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Anniem on April 08, 2022, 05:51:03 PM
(https://yt3.ggpht.com/AG0SQ6uuD30p2BopVB5CUBAEIygpQGsP41CUGEZMya6P3gMcqLhujIY-NDhP4EElj_wOXua0DCEsotA=s1328-nd-v1)

Are people paying attention?
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Brother OJ on April 08, 2022, 10:45:18 PM
How many current thingers could point out Ukraine on a world map? Might be a good Mark Dice man on the street bit.
Title: Re: Cry Me A River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Worthauger on April 09, 2022, 12:23:19 AM
How many current thingers could point out Ukraine on a world map?

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSnSvKz4AZGdOe7FwHzTCd_Vro1f3Y51XOMow&usqp=CAU)

thingers

I hate you so goddam much right now.

Might be a good Mark Dice man on the street bit.

Sure. Get Adam Levine to write a jingle for it. Put him in a toga. Spice things up a little.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on April 09, 2022, 07:06:04 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qCOwiXg6dQ
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on April 09, 2022, 09:26:14 AM
How to Read the War in Reverse Without Outsmarting Yourself

https://www.veteranstoday.com/2022/04/05/how-to-read-the-war-in-reverse-without-outsmarting-yourself-good-read/
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on April 09, 2022, 06:27:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LboKlvhxdqE
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on April 09, 2022, 08:18:12 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMIU5y1n668
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on April 09, 2022, 09:48:13 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANoZI3tpVmA
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Brother OJ on April 10, 2022, 02:00:19 PM
Theres no undo button on a mushroom cloud
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on April 11, 2022, 01:37:29 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpj0_xSngmQ
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on April 11, 2022, 01:43:22 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9_9iwv76mU
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Asuka Langley on April 11, 2022, 01:55:04 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpj0_xSngmQ

Based Potato Nigger

(https://i.postimg.cc/3xBDgsvB/1576854656465.jpg)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on April 12, 2022, 03:35:05 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coLVOV0GCmA
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: pate on April 13, 2022, 02:31:41 AM
Code: [Select]
https://youtu.be/esTzO1gt92o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noJo-bJ5V8A
(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5968cbb25016e112d7076074/1549394040082-ROW8MJ6FOE9KF4FQG7PA/ke17ZwdGBToddI8pDm48kMR1yAHb8bPoH1-OdajP2rZZw-zPPgdn4jUwVcJE1ZvWQUxwkmyExglNqGp0IvTJZUJFbgE-7XRK3dMEBRBhUpya-Yv2-AUIrtyc_1d9d84jKAfrgH35AgL5HDK7jKFTEAbkVb2mHFRzAaMt_-j0ggg/radio-movie-eew-magazine-cuba-gooding-jr.jpg)

That's a good one, Coach!

(http://forums.ni.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/4879iDF0D8B1AD611AAC1/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1)

SiriusLee, buddy, that is an awesome song.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on April 18, 2022, 04:13:05 AM
Meanwhile in Ukraine ...

WAN (https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=4.msg394430#msg394430) mentioned the mysterious and disturbing disappearance of Gonzalo Lira (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPxpPT4b4vnDlX0sBGz3r4Q).

https://youtu.be/xrwzBfPPa9c

Another victim of the Neo-Nazi Death Squads?

Alec will take care of them.

https://youtu.be/vCKQyxzrr8g
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on April 18, 2022, 04:17:31 AM
Meanwhile in Ukraine ...

Fuck ‘em. Maybe they can call an early taxi and pay for it with the proceeds they gain from selling some homeless nerd’s kidney(s).
Title: Re: Cry Me A River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on April 18, 2022, 04:20:28 AM
mysterious and disturbing disappearance

I know what you're saying, Sparklebreath, but that sounds so sad unbelievable. Maybe we should ignore his phone calls for 12 years and then call him a needlefaggot right before punching him in the face while he's sleeping under a bus.

Like a lamb you southern dip s*** in bread c***
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on April 18, 2022, 04:30:14 AM
Alec will take care of them.

Make sure to ask for extra tater tots, Oliver. You deserve them.
Title: Re: Cry Me A River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Worthauger on April 18, 2022, 04:44:55 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/rsh3c49v/tt10635153fltt.gif) (https://postimages.org/)

APPROVED

That's just because you're an easy w**** for attention, M*****. Eat s***, piss off junkie
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on April 18, 2022, 04:47:06 AM
Jack, do you need something for cramping and bloating?
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on April 18, 2022, 05:30:39 AM
Jack, do you need something for cramping and bloating?

Yes, but as I knew this was coming, I have laid in a ready supply of (Blank).

For the fans. (I'm sorry.)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on April 18, 2022, 05:34:15 AM
I have laid in a ready supply of (Blank).

Okay, I'm not going to lie: all I did was sweettalk my liver through The time–honored traditions of chocolates, flowers, and (blank) delivery into making that particular compound on demand.

Authorized for personal use only; so as you well may you can well imagine, I am not that big a hit, nor am I all that welcome at most high–society parties. /sigh
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on April 18, 2022, 05:31:20 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtWAwLnbfI0
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on April 19, 2022, 07:10:11 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol4zq05NXJs
To Get Him Killed
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on April 19, 2022, 08:19:39 PM
To Get Him Killed

In this day and age? Sacre Bleu!!
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on April 21, 2022, 03:15:11 AM
(https://yt3.ggpht.com/Nu7gBS0SRH_bOS0qjaGzOTjwhDq2etNI3VdbmmzheQPMhn93mDEgmlDZHjnAFYS1fF_2KspvApn6Sg=s640-nd-v1)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on April 21, 2022, 03:36:50 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isR5eQnOMzw
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on April 22, 2022, 09:39:02 AM
You know the feeling when someone we all thought was done for just pops up out of the blue?

https://youtu.be/R2yeSOcNlgE
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on April 26, 2022, 10:53:51 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgQvEGn0zNc
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on May 01, 2022, 11:41:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeoSpF0pVkc
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on May 02, 2022, 03:51:43 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm1Ej8KjA2Q
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on May 03, 2022, 06:55:19 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGvO8b-tiaM
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Worthauger on May 03, 2022, 07:17:32 AM
forced to stop wearing bow tie, claims was own idea

He's lucky he still has a career. Must've been one big showcase showdown. Am I curious? Sure.

Do I call people up over and over and over looking for deets? Nope.

Now, who does? Who did? Who still does? No, wait, don't answer.


Teams are on it. Meanwhile, I still don't know what the bloody problem is, Kids, but, I am here to actually help. Raging against the Hungarian authorship machine, really builds my strength of character.

Loathing me, once in secret, now in the open, has done... what, for ya? For any of you? Well. No need to think it over.

I really only just noticed recently. I was focused elsewhere. You would all be surprised what really happened.

I don't care to go into it without being asked. Similarly... I was so ready to move on from here a long, long time ago. Then I was restrained from free action against my will. And that was okay with you, right? And I was not okay to... well, let's skip all that.


I have made my deal, and so you have a good deal. I won't break it, and if I do, I shall face the wheel.

Now, please, go on about your business! I might bring back my show soon! I have cool stuff recorded already!

And I... well, no urgency. Something senstive and delicate is unfolding here. You might have noticed it if you weren't all being thrown into an anxious, driven, frenetic rage. Huh.

I hope no one poisoned your coffee. Certainly not me. I am neutral in this conflict, and have been for some time. You know why? Because I don't have anything to do with your machinations, and I'm not susceptible to taking blame anymore.

I think I got a merit badge or something. Anyway, the struggle is real. It ls No Mow May, and I desperately want to mow my lawn *polite_cough* rather than stare at this psyop envelope.


Like, seriously. Is it old? Is it new? Is it legit? I HAVE NO ONE TO ASK, I MUST WANTONLY SPEULATE OPENLY HAAHAUAHUHGA YAY!

I don't know why no one is allowed to be happy for me. Is it because of all the payola? Or is there sometihng I supposedly did that y'all actually bought? Well, tell you what... at this point, I'll just assume that it's "personal" and let you deal with your shadow work.

Like I have been. Truth be told,  think that if you weren't using extra access information, it wouldn';t have developed into a pogrom.

But that's okay. I'm just one person. Sure, throw tomatoes too. Throw the sad ones! The saddest! lol
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on May 03, 2022, 04:05:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46M3oGwg-JQ
Money Laundering
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on May 03, 2022, 04:36:16 PM
Money Laundering

I literally figured this all out two years ago, and if you thought I was in favor, endorsing, aware, or ressponisbile, you're deluisonal. Cops walk up, cops get baited. I never asked for cops, and I never asked to be exploited. I also didn't asssume that anyone would beleive I was that retarded, and when I found out how car crashes work, I was real surprised.

Some people just went ahead and bought it all. Hook line and sinker. "You've got entitlement issues! Give me money!" "How did you get that medical record?" "I am entitled to it! Now I will beat you with this metal stick!" See, no, I didn't deserve that, I just thought it would be rude to do what seemed appropriate: call the zoo. Because I was never gonna be her slot machine, and she was already married, and she lied a lot. Rather call police than come clean? Okay, deep seated family issues.


meanwhile, I still am kinda bemused. "hate gays." hhahahaahahaha. No, that's fine. lol. Whatever you gotta tell yourselves to explain the wierd lack of normal response. likem I was intriguing when there was singular sperm available, but without that... oh, sad trombone.

See, that's why I examined the option, and, once again if it were me, it would have made no difference, so I guess tricking me into getting bred wasn't a good idea. Further, pills? oh whatever, actual excitement is hard to pause. There was a problem, and I guess you knew "gay" was a "problem"? no, just an excuse, the real problem was fixed 30 years later and of course that is of no interest... I mean, beyond a coded genome sequence and a liftetime financing obligation, what was the draw? Exactly.

I could have just beene told and instead I was kept in the dark. Seeing the possibility I was getting played, I went the way I would feel, and since I am a man who had been schemed against by multiple actors working secret together, I was senstive about it.

Still am. So, sorry I missed out on what was so great? Actually no, this is pretty great now too. Have fun telling your real friends the truth, which was that I was happy to vanish from site, rather than tell anyone what you thought had been a good idea. How did it work out? Clearly brilliant. loooool.

Long since over it, you know. I guess it's different when one carries guilt in one's heart and then whines about it to everyone for years. Does it help that  I forgive you and it was your fault? Tell you what, I'll let you get back to seething and being wrong about it, lollllool omg I gotta howl at the moon, ahaha


HAHHAHAHA Oh, I wish I could have helped more by not being so insulted to be thought to be so stupid as to not figure it out... and well, what was the big deal? Oh, right, you wanted to breed me and this wasn't discussed, but mattered.

No wonder I bailed on the whole wrteched bag, llol, and obviously I have really missed out. Jesus, where is this all coming from? Oh, yeah, shitloads of people are in therapy this week as they have just realized what they were watching for two years.


Now, why would I want more revenge on top? I can't believe y'all did this to yourselves. You've already suffered enough. And of course, it's my fault, if only I wasn't crippled, or if anyone had known, maybe some compassion would have helped? Yesterday would have been keen, lol.

Why not? Oh, right, I am less than human because I'm a spic. No! a... wait, what? look, it's just not holding together.

Maybe go back to the drawing board? I don't know how to relate here, it all seems like not real effective with the elephant in the room being here.


You got played. What? Someone destroyed your confidence and you let them after you didn't bother to tell me the truth? I mean, what?

Tell you what, I'll just forget all about it, lol,it's not like it has haunted me to this day or anything. lol.

I am just happy I really can function.  I don't need to. What for? Seems like someone takes care of you and they really meant it when they told you once and imprinted pheromones on you with nanotech. Semper fi, sure. I just don't like getting played, and while I don't hold it against you, that you let this turn to hatred at all, and I ended up finding this here, well, it was a strange as finding a diplomatic contact when I was told I had to go out and score for you. or her. or whatever.

Some more questions, but why? oh just blame me and that'll be fine. I asked over and over, no response. Okay, well, now I know.


It is no wonder the entire world cannot answer my questions, lol. I am sorry for your experience, but I think this is all stupendously hilarious.

Thanks for breakfast! I guess I am glad I wasn't followed. Or am I? I will perhaps never know.


Maybe I do want the two trials I'm getting. What do you think? Could be fun! LOL
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on May 03, 2022, 09:28:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVesAq7eQyk
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on May 03, 2022, 09:39:56 PM
Just bust her for anything you like. It won't affect me any, I didn't have any dealings with her, don't have any such things with her, wouldn't want you to hold back on my account anyway if she's guilty fucking throwing against the wall, and then I don't know what you do with your time and that's not anything that ever concerned myself.

Just seems strange since I know that you used me to get pills and then you didn't never apologize and neither of you or talk to me again and I don't miss either of you surprised it took this long to ever come across again, although you did seem to like my house, and your pink garbage can, and insulting me for no reason, except for the one where you think that it's perfectly reasonable to remind me of how bad I made you feel a bad I don't even fucking know what.

I expect he and she will read this eventually and he I asked you about him about you immediately and you lied to me and she lied to me and every lie to me it's amazing well good looking quarter whatever you're doing and I'm don't even know what happened! Yay!

I mean besides y'all got played, there's nothing here all the people I know are you and I don't know who she knows but you can go out and get them. And now I know that you're like this. So droll. I'm glad you didn't rush anything
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on May 03, 2022, 09:50:19 PM
Just bust her for anything you like. It won't affect me any, I didn't have any dealings with her, don't have any such things with her, wouldn't want you to hold back on my account anyway if she's guilty fucking throwing against the wall, and then I don't know what you do with your time and that's not anything that ever concerned myself.

Just seems strange since I know that you used me to get pills and then you didn't never apologize and neither of you or talk to me again and I don't miss either of you surprised it took this long to ever come across again, although you did seem to like my house, and your pink garbage can, and insulting me for no reason, except for the one where you think that it's perfectly reasonable to remind me of how bad I made you feel a bad I don't even fucking know what.

I expect he and she will read this eventually and he I asked you about him about you immediately and you lied to me and she lied to me and every lie to me it's amazing well good looking quarter whatever you're doing and I'm don't even know what happened! Yay!

I mean besides y'all got played, there's nothing here all the people I know are you and I don't know who she knows but you can go out and get them. And now I know that you're like this. So droll. I'm glad you didn't rush anything

Please just STFU about this shit. No one but you cares.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on May 03, 2022, 10:52:53 PM
Please just STFU about this shit. No one but you cares.

Am I the one holding the trials for myself? Ponder that while you hear the good news, I have already figured out everything I need to figure out at this point, I couldn't figure out why she would lie to me about finding you but then I realize you both hated me so you work together thinking that I wouldn't see that coming but it was actually a test to see if there was any loyalty and since you didn't tell me that you existed and she pretended she didn't know you and you were getting along fine it's pretty obvious what happened.

And yeah I would like to not talk about this anymore but somebody called the goddamn police and then somebody else didn't recant their statement and then I've got two trials coming up in 4 months and I don't really have anything else to do so I'm sorry to bother your time.

Believe me now that I figured things out it's not something I need to think about a lot of.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on May 03, 2022, 11:09:22 PM
Am I the one holding the trials for myself? Ponder that while you hear the good news, I have already figured out everything I need to figure out at this point, I couldn't figure out why she would lie to me about finding you but then I realize you both hated me so you work together thinking that I wouldn't see that coming but it was actually a test to see if there was any loyalty and since you didn't tell me that you existed and she pretended she didn't know you and you were getting along fine it's pretty obvious what happened.

And yeah I would like to not talk about this anymore but somebody called the goddamn police and then somebody else didn't recant their statement and then I've got two trials coming up in 4 months and I don't really have anything else to do so I'm sorry to bother your time.

Believe me now that I figured things out it's not something I need to think about a lot of.

I just don’t want to have to put you on my ignore list. That would make me sad but if you persist in your TL;DR solipsistic paradigm you’ll leave me no choice. Just imagine the number of alts I’d have to put on that list. :o
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on May 03, 2022, 11:31:24 PM
I just don’t want to have to put you on my ignore list. That would make me sad but if you persist in your TL;DR solipsistic paradigm you’ll leave me no choice. Just imagine the number of alts I’d have to put on that list. :o

Done. :(
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Anniem on May 04, 2022, 12:17:08 AM
Done. :(

I like him, but the volume is more than I can keep up with.
Wait. Not supposed to end with with.
Oops, did it again.
The volume is something with which I cannot keep up.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on May 04, 2022, 12:22:50 AM
I like him, but the volume is more than I can keep up with.
Wait. Not supposed to end with with.
Oops, did it again.
The volume is something with which I cannot keep up.

Replying to my posts justs to talk past me to other people who might be reading is rude and I won’t be a party to it anymore.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on May 04, 2022, 01:03:04 AM
I will explain. Somebody told the police that I have some sort of issue with Jekyll and hiding from personality type to a dangerous one when I do whatever so obviously the thing to do is to demonstrate that I don't do that when I get the stuff that doesn't have fucking poison in it

fucking poison in it

Seriously, get real, you are not that dim, even I knew the difference, so I figured you must have been doing on purpose because doesn't have to be poison night fight club.

That being said I appreciated the lesson and really the real thing is just two potent it's also not even what I like so let's consider that when you consider the volume.

Further I wouldn't want to post that here usually but these are trying times for trying souls, other courts investigations going to go on for 4 months and I want them to have One singular place to go to find as much crazy date as they need and if you would like me to be on trial alone ostracized all by myself and never talk about it well you know I guess that's is what I have but... This isn't actually about that.

This is a story that I've been not at all meeting to tell but has been saved up for quite a few decades and then somebody decided to hack me off so I told it over two posts that great length. The length is because I don't really want people to read it.

It's for the historical record it's for my memory it's a story I never told before about a subject that no one else cares about and I can't remember why it was relevant but I did mention it then.

And so it is my purpose this week to be obviously doing something but not being so completely out of my head that it looks like I can't control myself, which is not at all what it was like before but given on the poison that was chosen by somebody that can certainly enhance situation especially when the person across from me is being a treasonous exaggerative voluptuous which season master who seems to think that being aggressive is a good idea and back to being aggressive and in point of fact I don't have to be aggressive at all.

Neither do you. In any event I can hardly demonstrate that I am not what you say I was when I do not have any demonstration available to be okay. Since you and everybody you know does it all the goddamn time anyway I don't see why you have to make such a big deal out of it and I would appreciate it if I never have to hear this second class citizen crap ever again.

Oh you want my help after 3 years and I'm supposed to be quiet about it guess again chica
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on May 04, 2022, 01:10:16 AM
Replying to my posts justs to talk past me to other people who might be reading is rude and I won’t be a party to it anymore.

I don't want to be the only person who knows how I feel about what you haphazardly called "being friends," I mean it makes sense I was haphazard you would be haphazard too but it would seem that one of us decided to just stop being haphazard cuz they heard another woman and assume that that she was the one or whatever and then went off just seems kind of strange cuz I don't know where you went and I'm not all that super enthusiastic to know but it does seem like you someone to me back here cuz I forgot all about you and now I'm here and I'm still funny and you're acting like I'm a bug on a rock.

I've heard of this kind of thing before. I am genuinely apologetic and sorry if I thought you had genuine human feelings and emotions I would pay attention to that but I don't see anything other than... atoms.

And I'm okay with not talking to you about any of this. How many decades, well I didn't buy you cuz I need anything to say cuz I didn't have to start with hey I fixed the problem well I fixed the problem and apparently the problem wasn't wrong for you all you wanted was clean dick. Well it's a good thing mine's clean still I'll chop it off and send it to I don't care what, and once again.. I don't know what you call a friend but we would be capable of talking about that subject if we were and then since you asked me for help getting things for your mom aligned or it seems like there should be a way to do that I don't know it just seems kind of like you dropped the ball which is exactly why I'm okay with you doing whatever.

 I don't even have designs on sex with you (neither do you) and I don't need an explanation either because this one's good enough for now. I think it's amusing that everybody would instantly assume that that would be an automatic win but in fact in my case it's not an automatic win it would be an automatic hey where the hell you been and why should I be wanting you when you haven't told me Jack or shit plus where you been and what's going on and what's the deal with this guy falling around breaking my hand? Oh and by the way I knew what you both were doing and I didn't want to get caught up in that and I was insulted you didn't tell me.

Let me guess you had something else going on you're shy I don't know this kind of real complicated and heartbreaking which is great except for the part where I get condemned for not knowing how to do it right and I sound dumb.

See the sounds just like high school I'm totally not erect. And I was really just looking forward to seeing just how scaredy cat you'd be when I showed up and it turns out a little bit but not a whole lot. I don't know why you think I ever did anything to you, but it's fairly revolting to see you flinching from me.

Good luck at the carnival, Richter. Make sure you wash your hands after going through the turnstile you don't want to pick up a disease and infect your cousin when you French kiss him.

And once again I had to be a virgin right or else I wasn't interesting? Jesus. Now that's true love.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on May 04, 2022, 01:19:33 AM
I just don’t want to have to put you on my ignore list. That would make me sad but if you persist in your TL;DR solipsistic paradigm you’ll leave me no choice. Just imagine the number of alts I’d have to put on that list. :o

Are you saying you'd prefer that this not be public or just in a different thread? I don't really feel it's very embarrassing or I'm trying to out you and then there is the matter of the Court investigation of the next 4 months so I figured that one place to put it would be good and then it's not meant to bother you frankly you know I don't see how you're not impressed.

You must be thinking of some kind of trick or something. No, a trick is a thing Alli does for money. What I'm doing is a performance and it's the first and only cuz it's not like I need to talk about how your signaling system has been for years.

What do I even care? It's been this way for years? I just kinda want to get things over with. For example, I still have yet to figure out what it is about me that makes me so unwelcome, and if I don't know before I stop talking to you well I'll be fine I'll just wander away and then just not worry about it cuz apparently something went bad oh my God and then you watching me for a while without me know you're there that's kind of interesting, and then I think there's probably something you think you know about that you know more about than me, and ... Listen Ali bought it too I said something about you and she said that I was going to drive to Idaho and run away with you and I explained to her that I don't fucking know anything about you and you haven't talked to me back and I knew at the time that she could be writing back and forth to you and she didn't twig and she didn't reveal and I guess that's why I don't trust either of you.

You just consumed me and didn't consider yourself with anything further about me, your concerns my feelings stopped and started it would people notice that I was sad, and the main thing I was sad about is that if I told people what you would really done they'd probably be real sad for what happened and then not be happy with you and might help me in some way but I didn't care to do that because I didn't want anybody to know what you were going to figure out one day on your own. I figured to figure out yourself.

That being said I do plan on talking to another people from shorecrest eventually and when I do I don't plan on being caught flat-footed which should really understand things for you God knows who told you that I had killed myself but the way a person presents himself is pretty handy especially since there's well don't worry.


Explain to everybody that I want to make a lazy to feel like shit and that's why I shot up drugs and made sure the rumor spread was going to be acceptable not many people ask about you because they forgotten and when they do ask they'll probably wonder if I haven't answered and I'll be happy to tell them because it's a pretty simple answer.

No one has ever asked. I'm pretty sure I know why. You're too embarrassed to tell anybody that you ever actually liked me, and of course you don't know I'm tainted. That's okay, I was looking for that anyway I was just letting you know that I'm back in the world and I want to know what to tell people about you in case somebody asks. I can do that now since I can have a conversation without asking for breath when I think about various things which is not necessary but it is helpful and it does give you a lot more confidence with somebody who really wasn't very nice to me when she could have been. You seem so disappointed that I wasn't able to give you fucking seed for a baby or whatever the fuck, you know I'm disappointed too if my self wasn't good enough for you just cuz that one reason well then I guess you just do whatever you want have fun if I'm not good okay sure right.

I can see why this gave me some trouble in the day but doesn't give me trouble now. Anyway thanks for telling me that you're gay I understand why you didn't have sex with me cuz you didn't really want to have sex with me. I could tell. For one thing you talked to a whole bunch of other guys, for another you had a bunch of guys tackled me when playing football make it look on accident, and for another you told me you were gay and then had sex with guys and then told me that's why you didn't why no it's not.

Okay have fun with whatever you're doing sounds like a blast. I won't be deep pursuit I'm sure Jason is feeling wonderful at that, lol, I would love to know if you're scared of him and he's virtual signaling or if he actually thinks I'm a threat and he needs to step up I would love to know but I wouldn't believe a fucking word out of either of you. (You didn't believe me.)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on May 04, 2022, 01:20:52 AM
The volume is something with which I cannot keep up.

I really don't think that's going to be a problem.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on May 07, 2022, 08:46:49 AM
https://youtu.be/tq6LKmsARoc

(https://i.postimg.cc/ZnG4Sxcv/Zelensky.gif) (https://postimages.org/)

Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on May 12, 2022, 02:58:38 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhDfMfV7Zf0
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on May 12, 2022, 03:20:28 AM
There is something really wrong

Well, it's hard to say, but isolationism never works well, at least when I'm involved. I can't watch this 20m video right now, tho; maybe while I'm driving?

I still think he's best off with the bowtie.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on May 12, 2022, 03:23:38 AM
Well, it's hard to say, but isolationism never works well, at least when I'm involved. I can't watch this 20m video right now, tho; maybe while I'm driving?

I still think he's best off with the bowtie.

Attention whore. ::)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on May 12, 2022, 03:34:05 AM
Attention whore. ::)


The wages of Santa are Life.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on May 12, 2022, 03:44:23 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCC_KtRZO98
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on May 12, 2022, 06:11:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyJGTs6YEaI
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Robert Mugabe on May 13, 2022, 01:18:04 PM
Replying to my posts justs to talk past me to other people who might be reading is rude and I won’t be a party to it anymore.

Aww, need a hug? It might end in a spot of Greco-Roman wrestling but I'm sure you won't mind. I'll bring the olive oil. I might even bring my iguana if things are looking promisingly freaky.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Worthauger on May 13, 2022, 06:03:02 PM
Aww, need a hug? It might end in a spot of Greco-Roman wrestling but I'm sure you won't mind. I'll bring the olive oil. I might even bring my iguana if things are looking promisingly freaky.

Steady now: this is an actual test.


Aww, need a hug?

Consider the list of possible circumstances under which would actually -not- "need" one, then consider the points of comparison.

Meanwhile I have considered the source of such brash unease, coupled with your own largely unnecessary and perhaps ever briefly heralded and... look, it's the full lockdown.

Absolutely no one likes it, least of all my self, yet neverthelesss, this is what passes for peak performance in this County, and, Godblessit, I'm going to make the most of my 4 months to burn while the world turns on it's sticky icky axis.

Seriously. What shall I do otherwise? Lift weights? Shamelessly flirt? Cleanse my organism of whatever hopalongs I can... you know, just for hunting sport?

a hug? It might end

Well, Comptroller of Souls, I'm ready to bet the farm on that one. Why so sharp? Oh, I remember now.



I picked the right week to have my special legal status recognized while an infamous hosehead gets taken down a peg or two. Also, I gave him cancer. I can actually do that. Also, it could go way worse, in that, I could grant (PROT) permission for the deathblow.

Which, you guessed it: it's coming. /shrug. Seriously, this is a shock?


I told you. MULTIPLE Davids. One didn't rape, and was all... "duh huh?" That on is my friend. Rest are fair to marginally awesome at best. Or worst. Anyway, some of the rapey ones have their charm.

In any event it wasn't I that drover her along, forced her into things, blah blah. I was the one who caught the red flags, and asked, "Uh, do you see these red flags?" And then she was all, "YOU BASTARD YOU WON'T SHARE YOUR HOUSE WITH MY CHILDREN I AM LEAVING WITH YOUR PIE CHART THROWER," and I was like... what the fuck, Native thunder, can't stop never stop, I guess.

So then she comes back and it's a shitshow. Oh, look, no one wants/can do shit but me. Here I am, a couple years later, police are -somewhat- hopeless, but the fact remains that at some level, this was a matter of Spirits.

Sure, I can tell you. How about... no? I am not required to answer such questions, check the Geneva Convention, admire any of my trophy wives that you like, oh and I picked up another assassin, he already likes to sneak up on me, and, oh yeah, no thanks, but I don't like living alone.


I already told you: he's gonna wake up on a ghost ship and that's just gonna be the fucking start of it for him.
Much love. Also, HW is about to lose her shit, puking bugs, crawling on bloody knees, and tearing her hair out, and that's just because she has to admit the truth: she got played.

I guess it's okay she was last to notice. She is really special, and... look, it's not my business. But it's nothing to do with me.

I do, in fact, scare Heather. I'm not supposed to exist. I'm supposed to be loathsome. Instead, I'm a goddam Iron Conan. Yes, that's right: Hungarian. My guess is that some fair few lied their asses off to her, or, she just assumed that I was a faking phone sex operator too, like her, because obviously I would be very good at it.

Until you paid me. Peace, witch, I gotta get my honey some new anything because, well, look, I was right: it was time to buy gifts. But I already had Rubini's "gift" picked out.


I didn't give up, and you are game to me, Commander. You're also a government employee, so shape it the fuck up now. You saavy? You don't need my shielding aegis, you're your own best psycho. Start growing your own egg.

Or, you know, you could keep harassing me and start claiming that I didn't give you the "real" (PROT) and that I am hiding another somewhere. I mean, that's true. You get a tulpa. Baby steps, Kid Coriander, or Litch-Bipped Teen Demander, or, whatever you call yourself IRL.

I told you that I do deliver. Yeah, of course. She's not mine to "give" but obviously I think that would be best, especially since, I now know what your collective problem was, sort of, I mean I don't get it. You could have just told me. I could have just knocked his ass the fuck out. I'm a Divinely Ordained being. Doesn't matter if he thought he was still a cop, because he never was, and whatever he was, I can just fire him at the same time as a smoting. This -does- work.

(David can't fucking believe it. It's actually her, and I'm not all mad and shit. "Sure dude, fuck her blue!" I think he can't imagine what better could even be.

Well, for one thing: she' s not afraid of guns or some thug enforcers trying to pull rank, I would assume, given that... uhm, hi? NIGGER YOU LET THE CHIEF WEAR A HEADRESS, RIGHT? SO YOU THINK HE STARTED TALKING TO ME JUST TO FUCK WITH ME? I'M HIGH AF, NEED PSYCH EVAL, BUT YOU, OH NO, YOU: YOU KNOW THAT TRUTH, SO I MUST FOLLOW YOUR SACRED TOBACCO LESSONS. OR I AM TRASH. I LET YOUR BRAT TRY TO GET A RISE OUT OF ME BECAUSE IT FELT AWESOME TO SEE HIM AMAZED I WAS UNFAZED.

EVEN THE DOUBLE-FIST INTO THE HERNIA DIRECT. I PERHAPS GIGGLED. I SAW HIS EYES WIDEN. HE WAS STUNNED, THEN PISSED. HOW COME JACK GETS ALL THE COOL STUFF? I DOUBT HE ASKS MUCH.

Yeah, so, deets are sparse. Surprisingly, not all are thrilled that people are were they should be. Evidently, I was supposed to be alone, and I do not deserve warmth and companion ship. (Unless medrobot, right?) Well, at least two disagree.

I -told her- this and the Dove House Brainiacs informed her that I was brainwashed- there could only be one raper, there was no conspiracy, and it was all him... and I was his partner in Sith Lord Crime. (You see where this was going.)


I don't know how GF Alpha imagined that would be received by myself, because I see now--this chick can get hypnotized by a passing strobe light. Like, they got her on pretty persuasion, so I can see how recent news trickling through allowed her to get a message through to someone.

Aww, need a hug?

I assume that this is some creepy attempt to sow a reminder of the great horrors involved in unregulated portal-hopping or some such shit. Look, recognize: ample time for alternatives has come and gone.


So, WOW. That pissed. I haven't even -done- anything yet. Oh, right, solve that pesky rape case. You want me to go over it? Good, me neither. And, yeah, lovers reunited. Surprise!

It's a done deal. I assume it will end with this, because I have no reason to let a case pursue past the primary victim. Which was her. She was used, I prevented harm, I went to jail... which was awesome. My place in this zone is suddenly concrete manifest. Unexpected. And for the last six months, you have done -nothing- useful for the vic. NOTHING.

Sourcery answers any call it can. It's a fun gig to have. And if it weren't real, there's no way I would be able to keep up the interest. I am so bored of explaining that I'm being tortured for sport which doesn't do me harm, but it is -boring.- That was good for some of you, was it? Well, I'm not bored now. I never was. I was impatiently waterboarded, if anything.

I sincerely doubt a lot of things right now, but none of them are the need for a trial. Can I help? Good I will finally shut up and I don't even know how long I've seen her since. Does it matter? It took me less than ten minutes to blow your inane lockdown out of the sky, and now all the swapping means nothing. Patterns strike a match and at this point, any flame is superior to fire.

(Hey. Guess what? I would be happy to tell you. And you would be happy to... hrrm. Well, look, it was awkward.
She was a thief. I wouldn't miss her either, nor expect her back. Same with the creepy one. And Allison was -wildly- off base. Oh shit! I said her name! Oh shit! Oh, wait, that's actually not a problem. For me.)

She's gonna run off with some fancier baller in a hot minute anyway, however, trapped in a mirror universe won't be necessary.

Aww, need a hug?

You need a bear, as you are loathsome too. This was vile. You could have been more apt.

but very likely not possibly more jelly
On the bright side, well, this is real life. Neat! No wonder my oven is broken.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Worthauger on May 13, 2022, 06:20:27 PM
That's a good one, Coach!

[...]

SiriusLee, buddy, that is an awesome song.

Feel the quaking fear and realize that is also wholly unnecessary as well as not the closest one might ever have to get. Nevertheless, I think this reflexive derision is premature. Reliance on assumptions is how you mo-mos got to this situation.

I set my self apart to have the timing to be of use when that were possible. Strictly speaking, I won't be -actually- useful until someone makes this case go *poof*.

in the meantime, I praise Martha Stewart and Snoop Dog that I need never be poisoned again. Hostage indicates pure happiness, and strict amazement.

She apparently doesn't believe a word of it, and thinks it's all a dream? Well, that would make sense, given that Her People have been holding hostages there for millenia. Oh, what a surprise, cheerleaders can go there too? That's actually surprising, I would bet.

Along with my newfound ability to telepathically grant her permissions to whip up some Abo-gains, but of course, in her dream, I would be -legitimately- useful, and not just produce results, I would have to make the thuggie piggies leave her and her family alone as well. Alas... that has always been a fantasy for her.

It would seem she was not aware she was required to actually label and request my Authority to flare extant on individuals that I didn't know existed. Yeah, Bishops should know what they need to know, yeah. And when their questions get ignored, they should know what or who to do next.

SiriusLee, buddy, that is an awesome song.

I am gonna mark this down as "personal apocalypse" and take it as read that this is the best you got right now. This is hard for you? Well, I can imagine that, I guess... what else has been hard? Holding back? Owning up? Walking tall? Lactose intolerance?


Acknowledging destiny has always been a hard one for me. /shrug. I wasn't aware I was in a hurry, and after ample time, Torpor Breath... I mean... have you ever had a buddy? yeah probably. lol

yeah, I'm not dreaming, this is the collective response -- they just can't believe it. Openly, I guess.



Of course I know what I am doing. You're the ones who put your own asses in a sling, oh sure, it's my fault I forget the airlock door combo. Jesus, you people are just unapologetically ballsout high like all the time? Well. I'll show you how it is done proper, if you like.

I have not been professional... yet. (Stumble and fall, clumsy, LOL, oh, am I bothering someone? Find another 3 year old and fucking eat me. Thanks.)


It's like this: I planned and it worked for my objectives. So few know what those are, and so many imagine that I am nothing but fury.

Not really, but I would fuck the life out of a fuzzy television snow angel and then calmly pray until the next re-run. Can I do that later? Kinda worn down from recent analyses.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on May 13, 2022, 08:31:59 PM
Aww, need a hug? It might end in a spot of Greco-Roman wrestling but I'm sure you won't mind. I'll bring the olive oil. I might even bring my iguana if things are looking promisingly freaky.

That really sounds like more of a Rubini thing but whatever. ::)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on May 16, 2022, 07:58:37 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU2nwl2sSg8
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on May 19, 2022, 02:40:25 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTaI4e5twz0
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on May 19, 2022, 04:36:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLCiSiwiIhg
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on May 22, 2022, 09:49:40 AM
https://youtu.be/83tnWFojtcY
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on May 22, 2022, 05:46:48 PM
https://twitter.com/i/status/1528422029384368134
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Starr Mountain on June 02, 2022, 10:30:33 PM
Washington, mainstream media promote anti-Russian propaganda to cover for war crimes in Ukraine
https://rumble.com/v173tfy-washington-mainstream-media-promote-anti-russian-propaganda-to-cover-for-wa.html


Both Washington and the mainstream media are content to overlook war crimes being committed in Ukraine as long as it promotes their narrative and propaganda. One America's Pearson Sharp has more.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on June 11, 2022, 03:44:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv1plsGrAGc
With Ukraine Army
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on June 11, 2022, 06:45:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rHqT-Bsmkg
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on June 11, 2022, 06:54:39 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9bnFWmHggk
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on June 12, 2022, 05:37:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW96CGedmVQ
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on June 17, 2022, 01:00:04 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut04oCpl008
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Asuka Langley on June 24, 2022, 03:53:39 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8qvSKeS64c

(https://i.postimg.cc/yN224sZW/sam-laughing.png)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Lazarus on August 01, 2022, 08:28:44 AM
Hot stuff!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1552747065322749953

Yup

(https://i.postimg.cc/K8FNsN0V/170803-wilstein-walker-coulter-tease-1-rabkkz-1279748352.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/F7W3Yj5g)

Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on August 01, 2022, 06:31:54 PM
Hot stuff!

I refuse to live in a world where that man has a job and I don't. I'll admit that he is hotter, but I have better nuance.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on August 24, 2022, 08:02:49 AM
Rogers Waters makes the hit list.

https://myrotvorets-center.translate.goog/criminal/uoters-rodzher/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on August 30, 2022, 11:22:50 AM
https://twitter.com/i/status/1564350577240309762
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: pate on September 05, 2022, 06:21:14 AM
Is BellGab down for anyone else?  I was in the middle of a post on this very subject when it "mysteriously" crashed about two hours ago...

Wierd.

I think I shall make the post hear (Minus the
Code: [Select]
bellgab.com Url stuff, in case it was some cross-site SMF glitch thing... but I will leave albrecht's quoted text in...

Scroll down if intardasted.

-p
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: pate on September 05, 2022, 06:28:01 AM
Quote from: albrecht

Listen I know about you kids and you think your allusions and puns are funny. Well let me tell you something. There are really people in the Ukraine and Crimea that might not appreciate your jokes. You all joking around with your shaggy haircuts and reefer well let me tell you something buster- one day you have to grow up. And when you are down and out and want a hand out and saying the system let me down. I will tell you get a job deadbeat and de Nile is a river in Egypt I'm going to be there to say "cry me a river."

http://tse1.mm.bing.net/th/id/OIP.6BREIj9ADxMWGh758Y-w2wHaJJ?pid=ImgDet&rs=1(http://tse1.mm.bing.net/th/id/OIP.6BREIj9ADxMWGh758Y-w2wHaJJ?pid=ImgDet&rs=1)

al,

Since you quoted me, I am going to work on the assumption that your above quoted missive is directed towards myself.

I would like to disabuse you of some false assumptions (alby, realize I am operating under the premise that your above words were directed at me.  If not, please disregard the first half of my The Ukraine missive, hear?):

1.  I am not a child, although I may not be as long in the tooth as yourself.  Still, I am an adult.
2.  There is not a hair on my head that is longer than two inches, I just measured:  although I am due for a haircut.  (last haircut was a few weeks ago, but I am no longer military and I will deal with that ASAP
3.  I do not smoke marijuana.  Alcohol and tobacco are my only vices as far as drugs go.
4.  I have grown up, doing well enough to please myself, and am my own boss.
5.  I have a job, and even at my job with "The Man," I am still my own boss.  I also have my own business.
6.  Since I "flew the nest" at 17-19 (took a few attempts, but I eventually spread my wings) I have never needed a "Hand-Out" (if you wish you may characterize my utilization of my 60% VA Education benefits as a "Hand-Out" if you like, but I feel like I earned it)

I am going to say that you are in the "strongly psoitive/negative emotion" group on the Ukraine thing.  I am going to assume that you have strong negative emotions about it.

Now, that all being said.  Hear, teh second part of my missive:

I find it difficult to pick a winner in this dog-fight.  The available intel I gather does not paint either side in a great light.  You have allegations of Azov Battalion Neo-Nazis, shady back room deals going back to the 2010s, a "color revolution" from both the Russians in Crimea and ourselves in getting Zelensky (whatever his name is) installed as the Ukraine leader.  The Russians are clearly behaving like hegemons, but again going back to the 2010s (Georgia/South Ossetia, Crimea, & probably somewhere else I forgot) which is nothing new.

That being said, it is quite easy as you point out to pick a loser in this fight, and that is quite clearly the Ukrainian people.

I am certain you are familiar with the very old, and possibly ancient, saying:  "Friends of Liberty everywhere, but Guardians only of our own."

Looking at the current State of the Union: I think my energies, monies, and concerns are more wisely spent here at home.

If NATO, a select group of Allies, or the USA by itself decides to formally enter this conflict:  well that is a different thing entirely.  As of the time of this posting, that has not happened.  The LDRSHIP (http://"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LDRSHIP") on this one, in this country at minimum, is sadly lacking.

I have plenty more to say on this subject, but since I do not Officially Care, I will keep it to myself.

Of course, if you want I could make another post later on.

In the meantime, you might peruse the thread I created over at AzzGab if you like.  It can be found here:

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Well, apparently AzzGab links are verbotten on BellGab?  Huh, if you can find the site it is easily found via the "Search" function
[url]http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=322.0[/url]

The first post is dated 14FEB2022, and it is 25 pages long.  (some of those pages might be entire JaxTard postings, he has no fewer than THREE sock-puppet accounts there, so bear that in mind and try not to wear out your scrolling finger!)

I think I cared on Valentine's Day?  Nautical Shore...

HAH!

I hope we can remain friends, albrecht.

Cheers,
-p
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on September 07, 2022, 03:09:39 AM
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1.  I am not a child, although I may not be as long in the tooth as yourself.  Still, I am an adult.
I'm 49.
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2.  There is not a hair on my head that is longer than two inches, I just measured:  although I am due for a haircut.  (last haircut was a few weeks ago, but I am no longer military and I will deal with that ASAP
Same.
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3.  I do not smoke marijuana.  Alcohol and tobacco are my only vices as far as drugs go.
What an astonishingly incomplete answer. For my own part: I am rated for doing anything handed to me at bathyspheric depths, -and- I know how to find out how to do it safely. Additionally, I know the difference between "marry wanna" and "cannabis" and I have never seen pate at a party. I am not likely to either, unless it's my wake and he's buying the liquor.
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4.  I have grown up, doing well enough to please myself, and am my own boss.
I don't believe a fuckin' word of this.
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5.  I have a job, and even at my job with "The Man," I am still my own boss.  I also have my own business.
They just hand those out, I guess. Lotta dearth of -actual- talent in our age demographic, because, uh, "reasons."
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6.  Since I "flew the nest" at 17-19 (took a few attempts, but I eventually spread my wings) I have never needed a "Hand-Out" (if you wish you may characterize my utilization of my 60% VA Education benefits as a "Hand-Out" if you like, but I feel like I earned it)
Yeah, I felt like you earned lots of stuff.

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Well, apparently AzzGab links are verbotten on BellGab?  Huh, if you can find the site

Well, eYe did kill it--nothing to do with yu, of course; but nevertheless, it used to be my battleground, so now that's been relegated to playactingground, who the fuck knows? Maybe there's a different brand of hair tonic you can use to get your fucking antennae to phone home more clearly.

The first post is dated 14FEB2022, and it is 25 pages long.  (some of those pages might be entire JaxTard postings, he has no fewer than THREE sock-puppet accounts there, so bear that in mind and try not to wear out your scrolling finger!)

I think I cared on Valentine's Day?  Nautical Shore...

So which is it: you don't think what I told you about Special Communication Privileges was -accurate,- or, you're frontin' like you don't know, or don't believe? Or are you the paid stand-in? Curious. Of course it's none of my business! Ho ho ho! Kind, gentle smile. Kinder, gentler still sidestep to the main exit. Kindly asking the coat check girl for a pack of Double-Mint.


HAH!

I hope we can remain friends, albrecht.

Cheers,
-p

Well, if I can remain friends with someone after I rip off their head and shit down their neck, I am sure he can too. He's a better man than all of you and your used-condom-puppet army put together, and while I don't rate quite that highly, I've still got some pull aroud some parts of the world. let's roll the dice, and see how owu/ewe dew.


Facial tic mild. Intestinal pressure nominal. Bathysphere interior odor: musty old barn--hay, not guano. I think you might pass.

Or, then again, you might not. Like with a kidney stone, I think you should lollygag while lying around a while, and listen to CNN on an airport closed circuit television broadcast while the bars are all closed for sanitation. That sounds about right.

I'm gonna Double-Ment it over. Stay frosty, Kolchak.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on September 22, 2022, 10:38:08 AM
The good doctor is sounding in good form.

https://youtu.be/BnxxELn00gk
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on September 25, 2022, 07:08:57 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/G3yqCQ9Q/WAR.png) (https://postimages.org/)

And it won’t matter who started it. We will all lose. (https://www.19fortyfive.com/2022/09/how-the-ukraine-war-could-become-a-nuclear-war/)

https://youtu.be/12sYTdPkEYQ
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Innerreach on September 25, 2022, 04:54:18 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/G3yqCQ9Q/WAR.png) (https://postimages.org/)

And it won’t matter who started it. We will all lose. (https://www.19fortyfive.com/2022/09/how-the-ukraine-war-could-become-a-nuclear-war/)

https://youtu.be/12sYTdPkEYQ


Xi-Trump-Putin

(https://i.imgur.com/rbLDLe2.jpg)

https://youtu.be/q6TIsxTdrCU
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on October 09, 2022, 01:37:32 PM
1.  I am not a child, although I may not be as long in the tooth as yourself.  Still, I am an adult.
2.  There is not a hair on my head that is longer than two inches, I just measured:  although I am due for a haircut.  (last haircut was a few weeks ago, but I am no longer military and I will deal with that ASAP
3.  I do not smoke marijuana.  Alcohol and tobacco are my only vices as far as drugs go.
4.  I have grown up, doing well enough to please myself, and am my own boss.
5.  I have a job, and even at my job with "The Man," I am still my own boss.*  I also have my own business.
6.  Since I "flew the nest" at 17-19 (took a few attempts, but I eventually spread my wings) I have never needed a "Hand-Out" (if you wish you may characterize my utilization of my 60% VA Education benefits as a "Hand-Out" if you like, but I feel like I earned it)

[...]

I hope we can remain friends, albrecht.

Cheers,
-p

Tedious.

I'm 49. [...] I'm gonna Double-Ment it over. Stay frosty, Kolchak.

I thought it over a great deal and my recommendation remains, that being: you get your ass fired.

That being said, I'm not in charge of such things. I didn't—couldn't, wouldn't—even have The Vampyr kick you out Their Guild.

I heard they didn't even have to vote. Calf mate.


*: You are in no way anything like a boss.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: pate on November 14, 2022, 05:16:22 AM
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=130.0;attach=766;image)

https://youtu.be/zHon8E0H9B8


(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on November 14, 2022, 10:41:56 AM
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nobody can f****** touch me

this day keeps getting better and better.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

This right here is felony harassment.
Title: Re: Cry Me a River - Cowlitz County
Post by: Lazarus on November 15, 2022, 04:40:44 AM
this day keeps getting better and better.

This right here is felony harassment.

(https://i.postimg.cc/kXyWfDCN/sleepy-panda-4096089885.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Cry Me a River - Cornlips County
Post by: Jackstar on November 15, 2022, 08:43:08 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/kXyWfDCN/sleepy-panda-4096089885.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
I don't want to say it's vampires, but — vampires, yeah. As always, shove as usual, avoid panick scrying, and especially during this holyday season, be duly considerate and caringly thoughtful about who you allow access to your property to through verbal spoken or written consent.
Because they can't manipulate my mommy’s lawyer without the second licence plate, and the grounds that the haunted (“thanks, Mom!”) church within which it is presently stored (“nice beaver!”) are not just hallowed grounds, they're consecrated as well.

And, Vampire Dragonlord can't make real CRYSTAL METHAMPHETAMINE without a real alchemy lab without My Permission (s). And, Nigger Dragonlord cannot tread, not even one single toe into my mommy’s lawyer's Trust’s haunted Estate's Church’s Inner Sanctum Sanctorum without My explicitly granted AS WELL AS EXPLICITLY WRITTEN Permission(s)

See? I do have a job around here, and not only that, It's the only job like it around here for miles & miles around. (Shields.) And — I AM ON AN ISLAND. (Shoes.) Yeah, come on buddy, let's see you cross running water, lol. “I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat!”

Well, after the last time, not by boat, that's for sure. (If you try again, save me a cinder shaped like a J for my trophy case; and if there happens to be one shaped like a flying J, so much all the better. (If there's one shaped like a f****** lying, c*** murdering, (half-wop/half-spic)  FULL-ON, FUCKIN’ FULL KIKEL, feel free to take it for your own trophy. (Your own trophy case.) I got plenty of them in the woodshed out back, but as none of them were wrapped in plastic or are presently stored with a fresh ham sandwich in an ashtray that isn't, at present, fuckin’ filthy, you'd be shit right out of any good fuckin’ luck when it came to either trophies or cases, If you even made it that far up my driveway, which you won't because you can't get on land here, and even if you could make it up the driveway, if the cedars -or- The Cider Monsters don't kill you by the time you got to my back porch door, You wouldn't have to worry about bursting in a flames when you walked across my threshold, I'd come right out and snatch you bald-headed with one hand, while you would find yourself SMOTE with the other (one f****** blow m***********, and now I know fo’ sho’, why am I right hand hurts and my left hand doesn't know anything about it), and then where your body fell, depending on what I was wearing at the time (why yes, I do go both ways, though not usually a kilt in the winter, is that unusual where you come from, or just on this shit-bag planet-rock you dumped this castle-island on, meth-Mouth?), I would either lift my kilt and squat, or just fucking stand on your shouldes and SHIT HOT LAVA right through my God–damned fucking–pants (I got a couple spares, no problem at all) right down your pink-0—fuck-0 Communist turtleneck-wearing neck, then you can call me The Turkish Butler after that from now on, because I've got a percolator that lived through a time quake right here in My haunted country church in Its Northern Blight, gnome-infested kitchen—perfectly suitable for scooping your brains up out of your skull and making whatever’s left of your crew, at that point, A nice piping hot cup of Turkish coffee the right way for once.

I'll probably not want to use that percolator if that ever happens (†+‡please, G-d, PLEAS: and don't make me wait for Christmas‡+†), but after just one sip, I probably wouldn't have to hear any b******* about brushing my teeth from either of them b****** ever again.

Something both my ego & Mike’s cock implant doesn't need any more of. That thing looks like a rooster's waddle about to burst with just one more pump.

The sound of a vampire Lord's penile-pumping bulb popping is no doubt hard to hear, but it would be a terrible shame to have it go to waste, so if you drop that Mike tonight, turn up the gain on the mic in the morning. A .wav file of that would make a damn fine ringtone as well as a trophy—no case required, but if you could install it on my Google Pixel 6 before you come back with it, that would go a long way towards earning yourselves back into my good graces. Especially since I'm sure that's the vampyr that took The Jackstar Necklace from the corpse when he killed whichever Grapefruit showed up after getting off the plane, getting off my penis, and getting right to work on her very first music video, which she must have done after getting fucked in the ass in the back of her camper trailer parked in front of her mother's driveway in the midst of calling me to ask me why it was taking so long to download all her super secret project ladyhawk Windows 10 software onto the computer I bought her for Christmas 2020. I don't know, I wasn't there—I was at home alone wondering why I wasn't crying, but then I remembered—unlike Macaulay Culkin, who even at that age was a badass, but no offense... I am an actual Paladin. I don't think I have a badass, though. I think that's just what's left of the actual symbiant’s last molt before returning to hibernation. Does it even matter? Who cares? After I finish this post, I'm going back to sleep, just like her: not quite alone. But lonely.

So lonely. Hey, here's an idea: whichever one of you records the sound of whatever shrieks out in the morning, bursts into flames, and leaves chunks of Punchy Brewster on the ground to wither away into ash in the morning sun, let the other Punchy Brewster that will be left behind, carry my Google Pixel 6 back to me in her bra, not in her back booty pocket, because it's a pretty big phone, but not as big as Grapefruit’s pirate booty.

You ain't never seen booty, until you have seen Grapefruit Pirate‘s pirate booty, but I bet you think you have, and I bet you do think yourself she. Could be—fat chance.

Truth be told, I really don't expect to see any one of you ever again (sad!!!), but I don't care if The Sheriff's daughter has to bring it to me, GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE. That's not yours, that's evidence. (13 is hot AF tho, so if you gotta burn 19-23 [NOT 21], just fucking do it. DO IT. BURNT. MAKE HER CRISPY. IDGAF. BURN THE WITCH. DO IT.

DO NOT FUCK HER FIRST. DO NOT PASS WATER FIRST. BURN IT. THE WITCH, NOT THE ITCH.

THAT ITCH IS YOUR NEW FORESKIN. (Now, that's class.) LEAVE IT ON, UNTIL MOTHER NATURE TAKES IT OFF. TRUST ME ON THIS.

BURN IT.) Don't take any trophies out of their cases, think of the next g*y you might fuck over, they're not going to have an as easy time as you just had, are going to have, and are never going to have again—because, by the time you read this; I will be dead. ÜÜ

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Can'gt they just get Chelsea to blow this g*y?
It takes two to make a thing go right. And I'm not going out there: you're going out there. I'm staying right here, and I'm going to wash that man right out of my air... as soon as I'm exonerated at trial.

So plan on being homeless for another week or so. I am sorry, but you did break it, you did buy it, and you didn't miss your most recent opportunity: you took it.

SATAN, LET'S GET THEE BEHIND ME AGAAAAIN. I'll be in the shower bleeding out my ass and not giving a shit if I live or die crying in the morning when you need me.

Look at the bright side; at least you're not in a shithole like L.A. I'll love you no matter what body you show up in... that's the power of The Kuczi Advantage.

Go team. *click*
I beg your pardon. What does mine say?

Süre, Jan. Süre.
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on March 28, 2023, 05:55:52 AM
https://twitter.com/i/status/1639726631223697408
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on May 03, 2023, 09:15:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SZvfxMzbQ8
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Lazarus on July 10, 2023, 08:11:57 AM
https://youtu.be/XGhdSeKr4TM
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Laser on July 13, 2023, 11:41:25 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/XqhmfLM2/BB.png) (https://postimg.cc/bSxm8Qwb)
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on August 06, 2023, 07:13:51 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adxDhyq8pms
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on September 04, 2023, 09:33:29 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UN0MUUTmR4
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Jackstar on September 05, 2023, 07:34:34 AM
(https://i.imgflip.com/7y1old.jpg)


KIRO is a mewling pack of low-to-no-talent hacks. They're nothing without Chopper 7.

So how they got this much zazz on their plate is an open question. Since after the events of today, no one knows anything anymore —except for me! HA!— I think we're looking at another Plate Spag Incident.

Especially since the events of yesterday were, to coin a phrase: ABSOLUT WANKREĒ.

GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR BRAN DOE CLAN OOK-DO OOK-POOK! ß-lated, but not ẞadd.

IN ANY CASE: I love this area that I live in. That whole Coolidge-Chaolixx-Cowlhips schtick, that's pretty awesome, and if it weren't for the alarm bells that would sound off if I were seen to be openly asking anyone in town about anything pertinent, I could probably have cranked out a spiffy historical crime novel already.

None of you care about my future income earning potential though, right? Just making sure I don't get too big a slice of American π for myself without paying as much vig as possible to your thuggy-piggy übermensch elite, right?

Honestly, I can see why my father became Bud-dependent, as that shit is better used to put out fires than it is to be drunk, and so undoubedly slowed the natural tendency of alcoholic beer to reinforce the rate at which it is consumed.

Consequences, like the human body, come in many sizes. So I've decided to start buying craft beers and then using them to flush my toilet. That way, I shall be encouraged to shit less often... and my now 100% YOGURT BASED DIETARY PLAN IS NOW FULLY OPERATIONAL. Stay with me here: I can't just switch to full-on beer, just for fun.

At this point, every can of beer I drop goes straight to my hips. I have become an extraordinarily efficient biological machine. With beer, amphetamines, and a typewriter, I could have all the fun in the world, and probably never have to take a shit for the rest of my life if I never open a bag of chips.

Since I refuse to exercise alone, beer is off the menu. I'm already at risk of becoming as fat as the hawgs laying siege to my hilltop stronghold. BY ROYAL DECREE: YOGURT IT SHALL BE. Honestly, it's not much of a sacrifice, but I will miss belching up the little Batsquatch nymphs.

Just kidding. Just one sip contains enough genomic material to fuel the gestation cycle; especially as my duwombneum has become the perfect place for pancreatic honeycomb lattice structures to be built for surplus storage. I'll still be letting the bats out... but by flushing my 100% yogurt logs of mostly-human Titan excrement with freshly-cracked craft beers, I'm taking the cutting out of the middleman to the next next level. To those looking (boo!) at my metadata (hiss!), I'll still appear to be an ill-mannered, drugged and drunken lout. FU, DNI! Yet in reality: MORE INSCRUTABLE THAN UNSCREWABLE, and that's for damn sure.

This is a spiritual battle, and THIS IS WAR. And war is Hell. For you.

This is what violating everyone's civil rights, keeping me in the dark while putting my life on blast in the footlights, and feeding me TONS of bullshit FOR MONTHS has gotten you, OpFors. Not a mushroom, Clowns, instead:
—MUSHROOM CLOUD—.
This is fun for me. This is what your efforts have bought you. RAAAAAAWWWWWWWR

Get those resumés updated and keep them that way, Clan Brawndō & Bonne Clowny-Dix. Save your disposable red noses after you pull them out of whatever crack you're sniffing up on; they'll be collector’s items one day, coming up real soon now, boogers and skidmarks and all. You're gonna be looking for new work long before I ever do, revenooers. You'll get tired of your pogrom before you ever get tired of me. I guarantee it.

Unless you're an accountant. They're already tired. So tired. Nap!
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: pate on October 06, 2023, 04:01:20 AM
Fear & loathing on the home front (https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/fear-and-loathing-on-the-home-front)

Quote from: https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/fear-and-loathing-on-the-home-front
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Edward Slavsquat
Apr 21, 2023

...“The strategic role of Bakhmut is not so great. Bakhmut is followed by Seversk, Slavyansk, Kramatorsk, Konstantinovka, Druzhkovka and Chasov Yar … [T]he capture of Bakhmut itself will not ensure a short-term victory over Ukraine, the road to the Dnieper, or even the capture of Donbass...”

Huh.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

ediot:  #8(?) of 41, Nautical Shore.  It must have been important, or I wouldn't have saved it for so long...
Title: Re: Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis
Post by: Master Trollda on November 09, 2023, 07:49:06 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsbgjT7Kcfs