Oh shreddie, there you go again with your tawdry heaumeapheaubia, you should know by now that I am perfectly impregnable.  But it’s not from want of trying 😜

BTW you guys are getting fat, I saw number of haunches as wide as a Clydesdale’s covered in yards of spring floral.  Also among the smart (lol) set you use for tv commentary you are beginning to front your long O sound so it comes out more like /œy/, very unbecoming!

Oh, sir!  May I go on a State Visit to the queen?  It would be ever so much fun!  In the best tradition of American visitors I shall be certain to pee on the carpet, butter my roll with the fish knife, and drink from the fingerbowl, to say nothing of getting horribly drunk on gin and dubonnet and vomiting in her lap!  I am sure she will be amused.

Never fear, though; I am not entirely unversed in matters of protocol.  I know enough not to take my shirt off at the table or curtsy since as an American Citizen (and therefore head of state) I need bow to no one on earth, or turn my back on any Royal Personage as they are liable to stab me or bugger me senseless depending on their mood at the moment.

Of course you are correct and that is some duke they dragged out of a mausoleum as a stand-in, I don't think I have ever seen that one before which is understandable as he looks perfectly ghastly.  Couldn't they have found some hot young duke to stand there and take his shirt off?  They must have scores of them.

I just got off the blower with Falkie's law team of Dewey, Screwem and Howe. It seems that a hard drive containing the entire contents of Bellgab was submitted anonymously to the defense attorney and they found out about Falkie's 20 ft drop off the moving van and fall down the escalator. The lawsuit will be dismissed on the grounds that the knee damage was a pre-existing condition