Finland is ready receive refugees from Ukraine
Sanna Marin Image Credit: Twitter (@MarinSanna)
Finland is prepared to receive refugees from Ukraine, Finnish Prime Minister Sanna Marin said on Thursday, as she strongly condemned the military action Russia has taken
in Ukraine...
The
People's Free Democratic Republic of pate is also ready to recieve Ukrainian refugees. I look forward to working
very closely with my fellow world leader, Finnish Prime Minister Marin, to assist in addressing this humanitarian crisis. I have just done a quick inspection of the facilities available to house refugees within the
PFDRp and I estimate I can accomodate sixteen refugees. If an additional industrious four more refugees are willing, the basement could be converted into suitable, although austere, living quarters for those as well. Due to certain demographic constraints, and current PFRDp immigration policies we will only be able to welcome a
very select group of refugees.
I have reviewed some of the files
(more like full binders) of applicants that I think would be most likely to pass the stringent fitness requirements the
PFDRp has for refugees. The following is but a small representative sample of the refugees we would welcome:
Although this may seem like a tremendous burden to my small country, we feel that it is our solemn duty to assist in the resolution of this humanitarian catastrophe.
I also call on President Vladimir Putin to formally recognize the
PFDRp as an independent nation, as he has so graciously done for Donetsk and Lugansk.
I look forward to working
quite closely with these refugees, and
fine world leaders like Ms. Marin of Finland to defuse, deflate and otherwise alleviate this crisis.
Thank you in advance! It is an honor to swerve.
pate/K_Dubb 2024
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