Crimea River - Ukrainian CrySis

[Master Trollda]

[Asuka Langley]

Based Potato Nigger

[Master Trollda]

[pate]

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https://youtu.be/esTzO1gt92o

That's a good one, Coach!



SiriusLee, buddy, that is an awesome song.

[Laser]

Meanwhile in Ukraine ...

WAN mentioned the mysterious and disturbing disappearance of Gonzalo Lira.



Another victim of the Neo-Nazi Death Squads?

Alec will take care of them.

[Jackstar]

Meanwhile in Ukraine ...

Fuck ‘em. Maybe they can call an early taxi and pay for it with the proceeds they gain from selling some homeless nerd’s kidney(s).

[Jackstar]

mysterious and disturbing disappearance

I know what you're saying, Sparklebreath, but that sounds so sad unbelievable. Maybe we should ignore his phone calls for 12 years and then call him a needlefaggot right before punching him in the face while he's sleeping under a bus.

Like a lamb you southern dip s*** in bread c***

[Jackstar]

Alec will take care of them.

Make sure to ask for extra tater tots, Oliver. You deserve them.

[Worthauger]

APPROVED

That's just because you're an easy w**** for attention, M*****. Eat s***, piss off junkie

[Master Trollda]

Jack, do you need something for cramping and bloating?

[Jackstar]

Jack, do you need something for cramping and bloating?

Yes, but as I knew this was coming, I have laid in a ready supply of (Blank).

For the fans. (I'm sorry.)

[Jackstar]

I have laid in a ready supply of (Blank).

Okay, I'm not going to lie: all I did was sweettalk my liver through The time–honored traditions of chocolates, flowers, and (blank) delivery into making that particular compound on demand.

Authorized for personal use only; so as you well may you can well imagine, I am not that big a hit, nor am I all that welcome at most high–society parties. /sigh

[Master Trollda]

[Master Trollda]

To Get Him Killed

[Jackstar]

To Get Him Killed

In this day and age? Sacre Bleu!!