I can answer the Why very easily... but it's terrifyingly personal. It would best be done in person, but, tell you what... if you promise not to tase me, Bro, when you take me into custody again — you know you want to, what a rush that must have been for so many of you, especially for you and your Secret Masonic Husband — I will be sure to write my next letter in jail to you, and Samj, Sumi, and Sammy. (Not Samantha, though, she really pissed me off when she expressed amazement and no small amount of doubt at my professed interest in reading.
I'll never forget this: “I was afraid you were vomiting.” Ohhh-kay, Lava Lips. Sweet Jesus, like how did that person not recognize that they were demonstrating that they couldn't tell the difference between... never mind. Ugh. Just ugh.) Now, I don't think I'm going to jail anytime soon.
But if I do: just don't tase me. I know we're all interested to know if my Shields will handle it. And I know that they can, I just don't know if I'll be able to write afterwards.
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