Well, that's it. I officially have Covid (finally.) As a report there were two days of being very tired and staying in bed. I had a fever that hit 103.7 for a night. Now I'm back to pretty much 100%.
All in all, it was a very disappointing experience. I was hoping for some near death "Art Bell" type of stuff where I was abducted by aliens and had to chose to light or to run from it. And Instead I get a Snoory "bore fest."
Congratulations on your achievement,
CMDR AFL(I)CAN WOTR!
My brother has been buying T-shirts for everyone in the family that survives infection. I cannot find an image of the specific one he gets, it says "I SURVIVED THE WU-FLU." He thinks it is funny, but I wish he would have found one more like:
...which looks cooler than his choice. I encourage you to find an appropriate T-shirt of similar design for yourself.
Once we get this little
Election SNAFU 2020 thing worked out, my Administration will of course design and issue an official MAPA version for all survivng veterans of the
CornHoleEbola-19.5 plague. It will be authorized for wear on the
Every Other Tuesday Shirtless Fitness Run & Presidential Debrief in lieu of shirtlessness. I am certain Vice-President (elect) K_Dubb would approve of the fashion statement whatever his corporeal state.
Maybe we should work on some sort of Medal/Badge that can be worn with the others on the ceremonial uniform?
We will probably need to design that Ceremonial Uniform to be suitably MAPA, of course. None of the above examples seem to be quite right, although they are close... We will see if K_Dubb can work on that when we locate him, but it is not a really high priority because we, of course, will be out "Fixing Shit" and won't have that much time for ceremonial wastes of time and speechifications.
Again: Congratulations WOTR! I will make a notation on
The List pertaining to individuals with Natural Immunity forthwith!
Thank you In Advance for your Service. It is an honor to swerve!
pate/?K_Dubb?POW/MIA? 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "?WHO farted in the elevator?"