IMAGINE IT IN CINDERS. END OF LINE.
There's a typo in the above post that changes
what would have been a Royal Edict commanding the TOTAL destruction of your world—totes, Witches... RESPECT—INTO MERELY A FANCIFUL STAGE PLAY WRITTEN BY A WRITER PRETENDING TO BE AN ACTOR WHO WAS PRETENDING YOU COULDN'T HAVE DONE BOTH IN THE FIRST PLACE ANYWAY.
Let that sink in while you're finding the typo
(s). When you do, Douche Master: CALL ME. (You have more than enough time to comply, which, for ewe, is NOT a blessing.)
CALL ME ANYTHING AT ALL.
CALL ME ANYTIME.
CALL ME DINNER.
Just ring 362-[CLAS] six ATE;
RAWR (Burp.)
(Abos & Jews are welcome; but a SIGNED authorization from a spice dock Jap doctor and a Spanish Cocker Spaniel DANGER ROOM TRAINING PROTOCOL Veteran DElivery DRiver will be req’d in order to proceed... although oboviously... practice makes PERFECT. (Needless to say: notarized.)
You want to
get collect
all the Stars, don't you? THIS IS THE ONLY WAY SEVENWARD. A simple wife swap isn't going to cut it this time, Team Tough Goy. You deal with Her and IT, & You can't deal with Me?
Weak.)
The collar will have to wait; I have to take a shot. Slop will not count in The Final Round, and Ewe have too much riding on this; did You just hope that I'm going to kill myself in the bathroom and all of your problems will go away?
Fat chance. Why would I know
anything about “hope?” I barely know anything about Faith-or-Hope Hicks after already blanking them both. TO DEATH.
In order to truly Know someone, one must know them to The Pain... and then some, Handsome. The fruit of Your problems contain the seeds of Your growth. In other words: Your ass is grass and
I am the
Czari La Boom–Ba—pot, kettle, *AND* pressure cooker. I'm not a lawn mower. I'm not a bong. I'm not even a bhang.
MULTI BIG BOTTOM BOOM PASS. And I'll be commandeering those nutshells now, Christ, Chester—You don't even know what to do with them, and She has no interest in being told, or even shown
anything “new,” unless it comes in the shape of Her Father and His wino whole-box-of-cigar-chompers Parsley-tongued
mouth.
At least
you have to
imagine the smell. Ugh,
Rose. You know, if wishes were horses... then sharks would eat them too. Not just without a second thought, but without any ThoughT at all.
And now you know when, where—and How—I'm aT. END OF LINE (typos are cats, and if you don't close that broken jaw hinge of Yours before letting all of that all sink in, You're likely to let a mouse run in, right down to Sphincter No. Nine).
Tragic. Savage. This isn't Hell... it's
Hungarian Hell, Officer. Were you even born here? Whose kid are you? Do you even
have Jurisdiction? (I'm not asking, for the record.)
Hang on, I'm not ready to make my ruling, I'm going to have to build again. Belch.
BRAAAAAPS. (My God—this s*** closet is filled with Editors.)
A Jew Dictator: owe You Tea.
Colonel Knutz
Remember I said, “call me anything”? Yeah, scratch that, don't call me that. Stick to calling cabochons as if they were Jerns, that's apparently what you're good for, although I think we can add "saying sorry" to The List.
And, That is 1 (one) sad List.
Sad!Just use it if that’s the case.
Careful,
astute readers of this website, and its precedent articles of historical record, will recall that I used the Buddies list as my Ignore list.
Go ahead and wonder why, while I stare at Someone's ass. {Who? When? Where?
Why? What?) I don't care that you never stand up anymore, that's been fixed in place.
And Quite A D—Lite Full Show.
GOD WINS, and the reason why is because I didn't get out and push. I stayed on My
Mark.(The rest of you can just let it go. Cool, huh? WELCOME TO THE PLEASUREDOME PROTOCOL. (P comes right before Q on half of your worlds, and on the other half, it comes right after.)
Eye can handle both doors; Limbaugh *and* Massengill. Go ahead, it's all right, you can be jelly—and you will be, if you're not prepared before this planet starts moving at super aluminum speeds. Trust Me.
Why would I bother lying to sheep? Would a Shepherd do that? Well I'm not a sheep-f****** shepherd, now am I.)
/BREAK. (Hi, I'm Jack, I like to write, and let me tell you: it takes a lot of neurotransmitters to do this s***, but it takes even more to do it write and not lose my f****** mind or die laughing at plebs. I also like to study occult sciences and innovate on proven technologies.
Long walks on the beach are strictly optional, but sadly have not become a mandatory part of my research corpus, to the grim dismay of SONAR technicians everywhere, everywhen... EVERYONE.
And now here's Azzerae, who's going to turn all that—My last five (5) Polish posts, that is—into a gangsta rap set to the musical stylings of Julie Andrews. I can't hardly wait. (You haven't seen it yet, cuz it's in Your Future, but believe me: the opera is
incredible.)) cosin5.5