Da Rube and all his mismatched socks are hashtag SAD as fuck!
You know you're a loser when no one will even sign up to a free website, and post on it.
You gotta make up imaginary friends-- like you did as a kid, amiright?!
Talk to me when you're getting so much as a single coin off your Jewery, K!?
#NotInItForTheMOneyMyAss
#AzzAheadInThePolls