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Radio & Podcasts / Re: Vorpal Strikes
« Last post by Jackstar on April 21, 2024, 03:48:04 AM »full Falkie.
Well, it's like this: you created the model from a future quantum reflection through spacetime enabled by unauthorized use of Looking Glass technology.
Genius.
In truth — Intelligent Design in action. Now, let me tell you how it's going to be working out:
.I.HAVE.PERMISSION.AND.I.HAVE.DEMONSTRATED.THE.ABILITY.TO.DO.AS.I.AM.INSTRUCTED..
.AND.YOU.BRILLIANT.LOT,.YOU.DEMONSTRATED.THE.ABILITY.TO.GENERATE.22.UNREAD.PAGES..OH!.HOW.I.SEETHE.TO.KNOW!..
.AND.ALSO:.A.PRIVATE.FACEBOOK.GROUP.WHERE.EVERYONE.BUT.ME.WAS.WELCOMED,.BUT.MY.NAME.WAS.STILL.ATTACHED..WEIRD..
.THANKFULLY,.THIS.DELICATE.MATTER.CAN.BE.HANDLED.PRIVATELY..AND,.I.AIN’T.BEEN.DRIVEN.INSANE..
.NOR.AM.I.PRISON-BOUND..THUS,.I.GUESS.FORECASTS.WERE...INACCURATE..HOPEGULLY,.THIS.MARKS.THE.END.OF.THE.ISSUES.WITH.JACKSTAR..
.THOSE.OF.YOU.STILL.UPSET:.COOL.īT..
.THOSE.OF.YOU.STILL.IN.THE.DARK...PRAISE.īT..
.AND:.THOSE.OF.YOU.TRAPPED.IN.A.SEX-LESS.MARRIAGE...WEIRD..HOW.DID.YOU.NOT.SEE.THAT.COMING?..
“.ATACS.TO.ST..CYRIL!..ATACS.TO.ST..CYRIL!..SQUAWK!!..”
if you're referring to the times we've done interviews together, I've conducted them and made bank, and you've gotten bupkis, I guess you could frame that as some kind of underhanded thievery.
Those are kind words compared to the abuse I'm used to receiving from you. Really? You hold that much contempt in your heart for me? After all we've been through? Are you sure you're not just like in a coma somewhere and this is all a really bad dream? I can't do much else but be who I am. And if who I am to you is a hut dwelling mud savage (paraphrase) what could I possibly do to change your mind? Nothing. Oh wait, I guess I could start towing your line. But seeing as though you move the goal posts around at will, I'll never live up to your ridiculously high standards. No one ever could. Guess its just you and your sadness mattress-- From now until the day your heart stops beating. I'm not looking forward to that day. And if you thought I was, you've got shit all the way twisted annothing I can say will change your mind.
No; but one welcome to catch a Tampering and/or Obstruction charge... if one wishes. Please, by all means. Be my guest. Throw away that job as a stoolie that one has been laughably calling “a career,” too!
I don't know who you are—and we are all so very grateful for that. I didn't *wanna* know who *any* of any of y'all were! Thanks for the tarbaby invite package, lol, holy shite!When did you decide to monkey around with peoples lives?
Wrong attribution; but when J.B. jumped on my Facebook to *literally gorilla-beating-chest thuggin’” .SCARE.ME.OFF.. (this still happens? Oh yeah, obsolete software), I received broadly-applicable and remarkably tolerant social media street-cred.
The less said about this, the better. FWIW; this outcome was blueprinted out, and checks out in the simulator... so it's safe for me to take it to the hilt.
It is not safe for anyone to watch. And... honestly, why would they? (Well, I *am* a star now.) Think how boring it was before.
As I laid in wait-ta;
In my oubliette-ta. And, I can't snap the fingers on my right hand.
Because... reasons. May I please... not have to talk about īT?QuoteBut seeing as though you move the goal posts around at will, I'll never live up to your ridiculously high standards. No one ever could.
Let's just say, for the sake of appearances... it's possible now.
1.) Ū mad, bro?
2.) Why so serious, bruh?
3.) Remember when openly laughing about prison and HIV+/A.I.D.S. s de rigueur? Well, let's agree to forget about it.
Or not, you know. Whatevah. It's basically your call since you've got so much skin in the game.
I don't know who you are; I'm not repeating this conversation; and I was never really here.
(And I would have preferred to do this privately... but Thunderdome is as lightning sees.)
we've done interviews together, I've conducted them and made bank, and you've gotten bupkis
Au contraire, mes amies. I have gotten satisfaction. Meantime what you've got, what all youze guise got amounted to a set of steak knives.
First prize was the Cadillac. Third prize was you're fired. What more could anybody ask for? Seriously!! My head mounted on the hood as a hood ornament??
Good choice, actually. However, number one, there's an energy conflict between my Royal Hungarian blood chemistry and the garbage nanotech Cadillac pumps into their paint.
Why? Why Cadillac, is more like it. (Imagine the smell.) Number two, I won't pay those licenses, and I respect that brand. How do they do it? What do they do? Why do they get to do it? Beats the shit out of me.
Similarly, I didn't know you “made bank” offa me in any way. (Kudos.) And this is not a shakedown. (Heavens forfend.) However... umm... no, I am not letting anyone’s wife claim sanctuary here.
You're all on your own. Relax. It could have been so much worse... she could have lied to dispatch TWICE.
And, long story short: that's what happened to her and she and they and I... and when I can talk openly about it, I shall. In the meantime, it's Semper Fidelis allllll daaaaay looooooong.
Because you made bank, and I'm undeniably lacking in civil and criminal culpability. While this may seem unfair. it's really not.
It's sad, tho. So sad.