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BellGab / ₱Branding A ₱Brand-New ₱Brandgab ₱HO⁰°·LID∆Y0YÅYīYīlmao
« Last post by Jackstar on March 14, 2024, 04:56:56 PM »
God is great.

None of you know the whole backstory; and neither do I—but no one ever will know The Whole of The Mind of God.

YOU don't have to.
YOU need only... choose.
CHOOSE. And BE. Who You Really Are.


In my area, which is very much unlike many of yours, I have chosen an arduous path. Given a variety of loathsome options by those who sought to fence my choices —this, but not that, and NEVER the Other, fuhgeddsboutit, S.C.R.A.M.— I decided, after pacing my perimeter as a penned apex predator would, I acted with premeditated precision, as an apex predator should.

A perfect plan. From a pen, with a pen, I have placed the point of my proposal at the pin of the head—THE PINDAR HATH PFALLEN.

And I would sooner piss upon the proboscis of The Pope, than pick up that peck of pickled peepers for any particular person, ever again.

₱ENELOPE ₱ITSTOP, STEP FORWARD. YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN BY THE STAR LEAGUE TO ENJOY A PLEASANT PILGRAMAGE. A PLAY-CAT-SHUN. A PRETTY PFANCY PFEAST OF A POOCH-SCREWING PORCINE-PUCKER-PHILLIPS-HEAD PENISDRIVER. PUT IT DOWN!

₱FACE-₱FIRST. POUND PAVEMENT, PETUNIAS—ONE AND ALL, WE ARE ALL GOING ₱HUCKING THE ₱HUCK DOWN,

↓,↓,↓, BELIEVE īT, BELL·GRIM.
DEE₱₱HAGZ: GOING DOWN (⁴ONCE) AND (⁴ALL): #wwg1wgaWLAJ⁴∞. ←∅₱.

Be of good cheer.
THESE PEOPLE ARE PHUCKED.


Hell is on its way. And, oui, yes, WE:

HAVE GONE TO POOP AT THE PLACE WHERE THEY SOUGHT TO POP A SQUAT.

Hold the line. Nothing Grand-g·RAND pisses down your back and tells you it's raining paychecks... ₱ORK‹ē>vÊR.
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Random / Re: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.
« Last post by Lazarus on March 14, 2024, 06:09:48 AM »
Deep.

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Random / Re: Music
« Last post by pate on March 14, 2024, 02:52:33 AM »


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Random / Re: Music
« Last post by pate on March 14, 2024, 02:43:23 AM »




Code: [Select]
Bonus track:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmU2me8_5VA
rem:  Questionable
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Random / Re: Music
« Last post by pate on March 14, 2024, 02:02:28 AM »



N'Joy!


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Radio & Podcasts / 5mwJ - 08Mar24 - I Am Not The {D|B|W}anger
« Last post by WORTHAUGERa on March 09, 2024, 11:11:21 AM »






Wax on, wax off, Alistair-san. Your emotions betray you. Maybe you could turn them into a lucrative side-hustle; since I guess you don't have the opportunities you once had to indulge in your raging sex-addiction that you had before. Well. That's too bad.

.TEMPUS.NON.FUGIT.SINE.NOBIS.
.I.AM.NOT.TO.BE.TRIFLED.WITH.
.YOU.POISONED.YOUR.OWN.WELL.
.THEN.YOU.POISONED.MINE.
.WELL?.OUI.R.WAITING.OWE.YOU.TEA.

.FUCK.WITH.THE.BULL.&
.EWE.GET.THE.HONK.HONKS.
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BellGab / Re: ★Gab: ENDGAME
« Last post by WORTHAUGERa on March 09, 2024, 10:55:22 AM »
And HIV positive.

Really doesn't seem much like it. How many goddam blood tests do you think I should get? One before taking on a new lover seems prudent, certainly, especially with the rampant use of CRISPr going around these days.

Now, as to why you're so bent out of shape about this: I have no idea *exactly* why you think I had anything to do with this, but I will stipulate for the record that I had ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO with you and (PROT-MV) getting HIV++. (Maybe you could turn all the sympathy you no doubt richly deserve into a lucrative side-hustle.) Why do I think you and That_Nerd have been afflicted?

Not because I am a Master of Diviniation, oh no. Instead it is because you and he BOTH called me on THE SAME DAY and held what was very nearly the same TOTES ORGANIC conversation with me... and you were both operating under the same erroneous set of intel. You even both expressed genuine surprise at whatever information you gained from me that, for whatever reason... did not make sense to you.

I bear no animosity nor ill will to either of you. Both of you are obviously totes-totes-totally off your rockers. Sounds to me that, at the minimum, you've both been told in no uncertain terms that you're not getting The Cure any time soon, if it were even possible for you to earn back the right to such a boon. Alternately, the old cure doesn't work on the new tripartite bioweapon.

It would be one thing if I had received a positive diagnosis and were trying to hide it. Yet, I have not. What I have is the two of you acting mega-pissy about STD infefctions. What? Isn't it as funny when it happens to you, and not to someone that you're attempting sympathetice magick on? REMEMBER THE PICTURE? IT WAS SPAMMED ALL OVER YOUR FORUM ENOUGH.

Obvious inflicted punishment by TPTB is obvious. I guess we know why you're not closing the deal with DD and are only holding her as what amounts to be a quasi-hostage. Huh. So... you're telling me, that there's a chance, huh? Well, we'll just see about that.


I'm steadfastly committed to my current battleplan and I would be hard pressed to make any more changes for anything less than a *very* good reason. I see no reason here. You gave it to at least three other people that I know of (PROT-T, PROT-D, PROT-A), and I don't recall either of you announcing plans to host a telethon. Meanwhile...

Dude, I'm a paladin. I can't just *wiggle wiggle* and cure stuff. I have to lay on hands. It's in the rules. It's tradition. It's how these things work. Are you telling me that you can't get anyone else to touch you and cure your disease? Damn.


Maybe you should have been nicer to Jesus, you salty clando Satanist fuckwits. Jesus. Talk about biting the hand that feeds. HOW FUCKED UP YOU ARE! Here let me buy you a package of condoms, I'll show you how to use them.

A lot. *wink*E. Smiley Martindale.
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Having avoided the grim spectre of schizophrenic malady,

Shields holding, Skipper. They keep a knockin' but they can't come in. What a terrible weapon to use in the past, and what a delightful confirmation to use now--opposing forces nearly 100% out of ammo. (Forcing someone like me to become schizophrenic just to get out of... absolutely no trouble at all, that's pretty psycho, yah? Yeah, it is. p.s. We got them pinned down. Be of good cheer.) Now, I don't want to get off into a rant here, but this really has been the last straw. Y'all have gotten weapons that turn people both schizophrenic and paedo, and because of that... people in the know have had to take every report about "Michael Kuczi is acting like a baby raping demon!" seriously, because, in fact that is known to happen to other, lesser quality breedstock humans?

For pity's fucking sake, what a spectacular waste of time and public monies. Oh well. At least we know the truth. Now, all I gotta do is pull a Rob Lowe reboot, slap that 16yo ass around a little bit on YouTube, and: .I.AM.LEGEND.

I already am, basically, but that's not the point for me. What's what is that now I can use "ur schizo" as not just a dogwhistle, but a Reverse Psychodeflector Deflection Array. This will make things much easier for me during The Final Battle with Boss Wonderboy.


WHO IS STILL GIVEN LARGESS ALONG WITH THE FAT FERRY-FUCKING FERRY FAIREIE FAT FAE FUCK! Gosh! These goddam nerds will fucking try everything they can just to get out of taking stock of themselves, huh? Ugh. Just ugh.

There's shitloads more to dish out but I suppose I should save some cream for the future. Whatever delulu fuckin' chucklehead thought that their latest gambit was going to do shit ought to be doing hard time. TONIGHT. AND IT HAS TO BE TONIGHT. IN TWO HOURS: DO SOMETHING HARD FOR ONCE, BLUE HORSEHOE LOVES WANG IN GERMAN HEIR... Line! Line! Just kiddding.


I don't think I even need to ever get off book. .I.AM.THE.BOOK.


/FLEegiX
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