Greatest Country Songs Ever

[Jackstar]

[Innerreach]

This isn’t a country song you retarded oaf.

🤡

[pate]

I put the search term "country song baseball frog" into Goggle and these were the top three resluts:







Which I reserve judgement on as to whether they qualify as actual Country Songs or not.

This is exactly the sort of ambiguity I have trouble with in his posts:  I try to decode them, but it is unclear if the "gay" is implied, presumed or obvious.

[pate]

When I put the search term "country song baseball gay frog" in I get completely different resluts:







Although, the top three search resluts were not, in fact, all songs -- I had to scroll down a bit...  Although, in regards to the JaxTard, scrolling down is not unusual.  Still.  The ambiguity of it all, I suppose means that I am free to interpret it as I wish.

I think that means that the "gay" with regards to JaxTard is always taken to be a given.

That is all, Carrie Anne.

[Innerreach]

Thank you for this precision research, Pate.

I think that we can all now finally agree that it’s all together implied, presumed, and obvious.

#It’sAGiven

[pate]

Not that there is anything wrong with that...



Nautical Shore?

[Innerreach]

Not that there is anything wrong with that...



Nautical Shore?

Oh, of course not.

#🤡💩Happens

[pate]

[pate]

[pate]

[Brother OJ]

Best listened to on the AM radio of a 1978 Chevy van with shag carpeting and airbrushed mural

[Master Trollda]

[pate]

[pate]

[Laser]

It may not be country, but it is a guilty pleasure.