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AzzGab => BellGab => Topic started by: AZZERAE on April 08, 2021, 07:30:05 AM

Title: EllGab
Post by: AZZERAE on April 08, 2021, 07:30:05 AM
Den of faggotry.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Worthauger on May 14, 2021, 09:30:36 AM
This place doesn't look like anything to me.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Laser on October 23, 2021, 08:26:41 AM
Who is this and what have they done for anyone lately?

(https://i.postimg.cc/hjP9GmF9/Enard-P-Farkwark.png) (https://postimages.org/)

Asking for a fiend ... literally.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: AZZERAE on October 23, 2021, 08:57:13 AM
Who is this and what have they done for anyone lately?

(https://i.postimg.cc/hjP9GmF9/Enard-P-Farkwark.png) (https://postimages.org/)

Asking for a fiend ... literally.

Oof. That guy.

I actually did a show (https://drive.google.com/file/d/1F3WuAaBEkAHproSpTdAx6ws2WNcUoH0d/view) about him, that can be found in the Azzcast archives.

Giving it a listen should clear up any queries.
Title: Re: EllGab Emanations
Post by: Laser on October 23, 2021, 09:18:48 AM
Oof. That guy.

I actually did a show (https://drive.google.com/file/d/1F3WuAaBEkAHproSpTdAx6ws2WNcUoH0d/view) about him, that can be found in the Azzcast archives.

Giving it a listen should clear up any queries.

He may have aligned himself with a new terrorist. You get my drift.

(https://i.postimg.cc/dt90txBT/EPF.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on October 23, 2021, 05:50:08 PM
I really can’t understand why so many Bellgabers made a home there but, sadly, a lot of posters who I enjoyed have for some baffling reason. ???
Title: Re: LoserGab
Post by: Jackstar on October 23, 2021, 07:52:00 PM
I really can’t understand why so many Bellgabers made a home there but, sadly, a lot of posters who I enjoyed have for some baffling reason. ???

I am sure they are enjoying thinking what they think my alter ego is writing.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on October 30, 2021, 03:27:53 PM
There’s a poster named THRUST MEATNOZZLE over at Ellgab. I kinda like the cut of his jib. I wonder how long before he’s booted there? He should start posting here. ;)
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Laser on October 31, 2021, 05:10:38 AM
There’s a poster named THRUST MEATNOZZLE over at Ellgab. I kinda like the cut of his jib. I wonder how long before he’s booted there? He should start posting here. ;)

For some reason I thot Meatnozzle was an alter ego for mod KSM.

He did post for a while on old BG and did often spring a good one.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Jackstar on October 31, 2021, 06:56:02 AM
an alter ego for mod KSM

How is he with banana spiders?
Title: Re: EllGab - Jack ⭐ sidetrack
Post by: Laser on October 31, 2021, 07:53:48 AM
How is he with banana spiders?

(https://i.postimg.cc/XJ275622/BS.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Quote

Once the banana spiders reach maturity, they leave their networks in search of a suitable partner. Men typically use web features to identify potential partners.

Girls are usually reconciled in their early teens, after their last breath, and after breastfeeding.

More than one man competes with women for the opportunity to adapt. Competition for space on the Internet can be tough, but men rarely engage in physical warfare. Young people usually leave their areas in large areas.

Men often approach women during breastfeeding, giving them the opportunity to approach without aggression. It also means that she lives when she makes her point.

The golden sphere takes its name from its web color – golden or yellow when it hits the sun. Women create large networks up to 1 meter long.
Other little spiders can live in it. Bananas steal cobwebs and attach prey to it.
When homosexuals, they sometimes fall into the trap of a woman and eat them before they can move.

https://www.pestinfo.net/banana-spider-facts-dangers-treatments.html

(https://i.postimg.cc/gJRbz9CX/fascinating-mr-spock.gif) (https://postimages.org/)

Title: Re: Thrust Meatnozzle
Post by: Bugsby Crackleford on October 31, 2021, 11:28:08 AM
There’s a poster named THRUST MEATNOZZLE . I kinda like the cut of his jib.  He should start posting here.

(https://imgur.com/i3rgxR8.jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdvfnQqZWL8
Title: Re: Thrust Meatnozzle
Post by: Master Trollda on October 31, 2021, 12:03:30 PM
(https://imgur.com/i3rgxR8.jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdvfnQqZWL8

Highly dubious. Rubini really doesn’t seem all that bright.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Brother OJ on October 31, 2021, 02:41:55 PM
There’s a poster named THRUST MEATNOZZLE over at Ellgab. I kinda like the cut of his jib. I wonder how long before he’s booted there? He should start posting here. ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on October 31, 2021, 06:14:43 PM
Sure enough the PC police showed up in the form of someone name Polka Dot requesting TigerLily’s moderation. ;D
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Jackstar on October 31, 2021, 06:43:09 PM
requesting

... Weak.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on October 31, 2021, 06:58:01 PM
... Weak.

It’s all weak tea over there.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Jackstar on October 31, 2021, 08:22:15 PM
all weak tea

With the right milkers and a whole lot of tumouric, something could really be made out of the place.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on October 31, 2021, 08:31:41 PM
With the right milkers and a whole lot of tumouric, something could really be made out of the place.

Not with guys like THRUST MEATNOZZLE giving the womenfolk over there the vapors.
Title: Re: EllGab—It's here to stay
Post by: Jackstar on October 31, 2021, 10:04:33 PM
https://youtu.be/pjq3vQV6v-Y
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on October 31, 2021, 10:35:19 PM
No, it’s here to gay.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on November 01, 2021, 01:14:35 AM
I thought it was there. How many pages is the watch thread for the new season of the reboot of Queer Eye? I heard they’re going to focus on straight purebloods. (http://hxxps://instagram.com/p/CVttQGVvU8p/)
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: pate on November 06, 2021, 07:56:59 AM
... THRUST MEATNOZZLE ...

https://youtu.be/JQ2Y11KbonE

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: EllGab and General Barfery
Post by: Laser on November 13, 2021, 11:17:01 PM
Frontwoman Urinates on Willing Fan LIVE ONSTAGE!

https://popculture.com/music/news/brass-against-sophia-urista-urinates-willing-fan-live-onstage/

Sadistic perverts like Barf Ell really get off on this.

Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Jackstar on November 29, 2021, 09:47:15 PM
Frontwoman Urinates

Welcome to another hour of Celebrity Amateur Showdown.

Expect no new content, Champ. *lick*
Title: Re: EllGab - Virgo rising
Post by: Laser on November 30, 2021, 01:36:05 AM
Welcome to another hour of Celebrity Amateur Showdown.

Expect no new content, Champ. *lick*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSJTreK9gO8

The time has come the Magus said, to talk of many things,
like tap dancing monkeys on the deck of my secondhand commode.

Are they pulling my chain again? *flush*
Title: Re: EllGab - Virgo rising
Post by: pate on November 30, 2021, 08:05:11 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSJTreK9gO8

The time has come the Magus said, to talk of many things,
like tap dancing monkeys on the deck of my secondhand commode.

Are they pulling my chain again? *flush*

This post *triggered* me in an amusing way, see my "ReEEEEEE: @Muzak thread (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=5.msg14013#msg14013)"

Would you let JaxTar know that his code-book is sadly out-dated, but meets minimum check-out standards?  Do me a solid:  I have him on manual *ignore*,  TIA.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: EllGab - Funnie pages
Post by: Laser on December 01, 2021, 05:51:15 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pdQnZLEWNo

Courtesy of an old maple slurper.
Title: Re: EllGab - Virgo rising
Post by: Jackstar on December 29, 2021, 10:15:50 AM
The time has come the Magus said, to talk of many things,
like tap dancing monkeys on the deck of my secondhand commode.

Are they pulling my chain again? *flush*

https://youtu.be/uPudE8nDog0

You are better than this. B-5, is standing by, in order… to go live.
Title: Re: EllGab the Catch Basin
Post by: Laser on January 06, 2022, 05:01:35 AM
Ask Bart Anything (And Other Such Nonsense):

Where would EllGab be without the Son of Adolph Hitler to kick around?

There's always Rikki Gins playing tickety-boo.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on January 07, 2022, 05:03:20 AM
I swear, as I live and breathe... it's getting better everyday.
Title: Re: EllGab the Catch Basin
Post by: Laser on January 17, 2022, 07:39:01 AM
Where would EllGab be without the Son of Adolph Hitler to kick around?

DDD provides a whole lot o' punch. Someone owes someone royalties.

(https://i.postimg.cc/g27NvtzM/DDD.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Mysteries of EllGab
Post by: Laser on January 21, 2022, 07:14:51 AM
Where did all the Karma (https://wiki.simplemachines.org/smf/Karma) go or am I imagining things?
Title: Re: Mysteries of EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on January 21, 2022, 07:21:18 AM
Where did all the Karma (https://wiki.simplemachines.org/smf/Karma) go or am I imagining things?

No, it’s gone. My ex-wife was asking about it just yesterday. ;)
Title: Re: Mysteries of EllGab
Post by: AZZERAE on January 21, 2022, 07:23:43 AM
Lee had SMF pared down to the essentials.
Title: Re: Mysteries of EllGab
Post by: AZZERAE on January 21, 2022, 07:34:50 AM
No, it’s gone. My ex-wife was asking about it just yesterday. ;)

What is your exes username?
Title: Re: Mysteries of EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on January 21, 2022, 07:35:52 AM
What is your exes username?

What’s a username?
Title: Re: Mysteries of EllGab
Post by: AZZERAE on January 21, 2022, 07:38:36 AM
What’s a username?

Screen name.

Yours is Master Trollda.

What's hers?

I assume she's an EllGabber.
Title: Re: Mysteries of EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on January 21, 2022, 07:39:48 AM
Screen name.

Yours is Master Trollda.

What's hers?

I assume she's an EllGabber.

No, my ex IRL.
Title: Re: Mysteries of EllGab
Post by: AZZERAE on January 21, 2022, 07:41:05 AM
No, my ex IRL.

She knows about this little world?

Kudos.
Title: Re: Mysteries of EllGab
Post by: AZZERAE on January 21, 2022, 07:41:59 AM
Good thing you can keep things civil with your ex.

All Jack's exes are dead.
Title: Re: Mysteries of EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on January 21, 2022, 07:48:58 AM
Good thing you can keep things civil with your ex.

All Jack's exes are dead.

Even Pochahontas? ???
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Worthauger on January 25, 2022, 06:29:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53xhB9res9A
Title: Re: AzzGab At EllGab
Post by: Laser on January 25, 2022, 09:59:59 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/Z5B1C3zV/EG.png) (https://postimages.org/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/6pkFR39w/care-bear.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/v4vPwGgS)
Title: Re: AzzGab At EllGab
Post by: Jackstar on January 25, 2022, 10:06:21 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/Z5B1C3zV/EG.png) (https://postimages.org/)

Imagine, being this obsessed with scheduling.

(https://i.postimg.cc/6pkFR39w/care-bear.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/v4vPwGgS)

Sad!!
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: AZZERAE on January 27, 2022, 08:31:30 AM
All EllGabbers (https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1253.0#msg380026) welcome.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on January 27, 2022, 08:34:36 AM
Yeah, get over here, you pussies. :P
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Jackstar on January 27, 2022, 02:07:34 PM
Yeah, get over here, you pussies. :P

I'll just keep watching this reboot of The Brady Bunch all by myself. I don't need your synopses, Maggots.

I'm fine. Titans for asking.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on January 27, 2022, 05:44:42 PM
I'll just keep watching this reboot of The Brady Bunch all by myself. I don't need your synopses, Maggots.

I'm fine. Titans for asking.

Seriously, how are you?

Asking for a bunch of Punylings.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: AZZERAE on January 27, 2022, 06:23:48 PM
Seriously, how are you?

Asking for a bunch of Punylings.

I know you this wasn't addressed to me, but he doesn't seem to be doing very well at all.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: AZZERAE on January 28, 2022, 06:24:27 PM
Looks like Bart L scrubbed the AzzGab thread (https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1253.0#msg380026) over at L-Gab.

There was some lively discussion happening in it just a couple hours ago, now its gone.

I bet KSM got raked over the coals for that shit!
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on January 28, 2022, 06:38:34 PM
Looks like Bart L scrubbed the AzzGab thread (https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1253.0#msg380026) over at L-Gab.

There was some lively discussion happening in it just a couple hours ago, now its gone.

I bet KSM got raked over the coals for that shit!

What an insecure loser. ::)

 I wonder what people see in that place? 🤔
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: AZZERAE on January 28, 2022, 06:44:03 PM
What an insecure loser. ::)

I guess he's scared of giving us any promo.

God forbid anyone registers here for fucks sake.

I wonder what people see in that place? 🤔

I've got thousands of mean spirited things I could say about the place, but I guess its kinda like an old folks home.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on January 28, 2022, 06:53:55 PM
I guess he's scared of giving us any promo.

God forbid anyone registers here for fucks sake.

I've got thousands of mean spirited things I could say about the place, but I guess its kinda like an old folks home.

I just figured you were being particular about who you let in. I remember awhile back more seemed to be registering but I think you said most of them bots or something.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Starr Mountain on January 28, 2022, 06:59:53 PM
I've got thousands of mean spirited things I could say about the place, but I guess its kinda like an old folks home.

Easy there, Azz.  Remember.  I live in one, lol. ;) ;D
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: AZZERAE on January 28, 2022, 06:59:54 PM
I just figured you were being particular about who you let in. I remember awhile back more seemed to be registering but I think you said most of them bots or something.

No, no. I have an open door policy and there are currently no bans in place.

Even Mr. Boring has an account here that he doesn't use.

I do get bots try register, and they're easy to fish out.

But no new legit registrations for a while now.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: AZZERAE on January 28, 2022, 07:02:40 PM
Easy there, Azz.  Remember.  I live in one, lol. ;) ;D

I know you do.

I'm just saying, the age range of the average L-Gabber is elderly.

We have a little more variety in the demographics of the user base here on AzzGab.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: AZZERAE on January 28, 2022, 07:25:34 PM
Starr, you're on EllGab.

Can you help answer Trollda's question?

I wonder what people see in that place? 🤔

What do you find appealing about the place?

Anything specific?
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on January 28, 2022, 07:33:26 PM
Starr, you're on EllGab.

Can you help answer Trollda's question?

What do you find appealing about the place?

Anything specific?

Note: Sorry, I misread that at first as you asking me what I find appealing about here.

Your emphasis on free speech. Bart’s just another establishment tyrant. It’s amazing to me how many people actually seem to want that though. I guess Freud was right. Freedom is a great power and with it, of course, comes great responsibility and that scares the hell out of most so they’d rather surrender, submit and relinquish their freedom than fight for it. Sad.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Starr Mountain on January 28, 2022, 08:38:19 PM
Starr, you're on EllGab.

Can you help answer Trollda's question?

What do you find appealing about the place?

Anything specific?

Some of the folks I made friends with on the real BellGab, and when it was still CoastGab, are on EllGab now.  We're friends regardless of what forum we communicate on.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on January 28, 2022, 08:42:16 PM
Some of the folks I made friends with on the real BellGab, and when it was still CoastGab, are on EllGab now.  We're friends regardless of what forum we communicate on.

Be honest. You long for the kind of jackbooted thuggery you get at Ellgab. ;)
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Starr Mountain on January 28, 2022, 10:10:38 PM
Be honest. You long for the kind of jackbooted thuggery you get at Ellgab. ;)

I can get that anywhere.  What's yur point? ??? ::) ;D :-*
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on January 28, 2022, 10:44:36 PM
I can get that anywhere.  What's yur point? ??? ::) ;D :-*

Just make sure you follow all Bart’s rules. ;)
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Starr Mountain on January 28, 2022, 11:23:32 PM
Just make sure you follow all Bart’s rules. ;)

Well, if they are standard TOS rules, I do.  Ya know I made it to the Hall Of Fame some years back.  The thing is, I forgot how I did it. :-[ ::)
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on January 28, 2022, 11:24:58 PM
Well, if they are standard TOS rules, I do.  Ya know I made it to the Hall Of Fame some years back.  The thing is, I forgot how I did it. :-[ ::)

You’ll always be in the Bellgab Hall of Fame in my mind. :)
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Starr Mountain on January 28, 2022, 11:28:45 PM
You’ll always be in the Bellgab Hall of Fame in my mind. :)

Ooohh, Master Trollda.  Thank you so much. :-*
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: pate on January 29, 2022, 03:03:19 AM
Looks like Bart L scrubbed the AzzGab thread (https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1253.0#msg380026) over at L-Gab.

There was some lively discussion happening in it just a couple hours ago, now its gone.

I bet KSM got raked over the coals for that shit!

Double-check that with either Sistarr or Walks, I think B.elle (https://ellgab.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1) has their/its site set up so that "guests" or members that are not logged in are restricted from viewing certain threads.  It is probably still there, but they/them/it are afraid to present what theythe hobo elite have to say about this site in the open.

You know, if I still have an "active" account there:  I am tempted to go change the password and share it with certain trusted individuals on my "Buddy List" so that they can go in there and see what is going on.  I would, of course, recommend NOT posting as me lest it reslut in a ban or some-such shit.  Probably once the vagina B.elle (https://ellgab.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1) reads this post of mine (or hears about it) they/them/it will quickly de-activate my account.  That sounds like the sort of pussy-move they/them/it would make.

4:1 odds on that...

@Sistarr (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=profile;u=18):  maybe you could be a dear and go login over there and look-up my user page & take a screenshot?  I for one would be intardasted to see how long it's been since I logged in there?  I am betting it was either before the first https://azzeraesworld.createaforum.com/index.php#c1 (https://azzeraesworld.createaforum.com/index.php#c1) was set up, or in the brief interim between that one and this when I was not informed.

BTW:  I am still a bit hurt that I had to randomly stumble-upon this place and no-one, not even dear departed K_Dubb, bothered to let me know.  I will keep you all on my "Buddies List" because I am a nice guy.  Butt Still, that was quite rude.

Hugs and all that gay-ass stuff.

Gawd, I almost want to see JaxTard back;  all this kissy-kissy shit the past day or so is a bit too saccharine for my tastes, can we get back to the friendly nut-slapping already?

https://youtu.be/cIWd8JCB8jc

Axing for a fiend.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Starr Mountain on January 29, 2022, 03:17:29 AM
Double-check that with either Sistarr or Walks, I think B.elle (https://ellgab.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1) has their/its site set up so that "guests" or members that are not logged in are restricted from viewing certain threads.  It is probably still there, but they/them/it are afraid to present what theythe hobo elite have to say about this site in the open.

You know, if I still have an "active" account there:  I am tempted to go change the password and share it with certain trusted individuals on my "Buddy List" so that they can go in there and see what is going on.  I would, of course, recommend NOT posting as me lest it reslut in a ban or some-such shit.  Probably once the vagina B.elle (https://ellgab.com/index.php?action=profile;u=1) reads this post of mine (or hears about it) they/them/it will quickly de-activate my account.  That sounds like the sort of pussy-move they/them/it would make.

4:1 odds on that...

@Sistarr (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=profile;u=18): maybe you could be a dear and go login over there and look-up my user page & take a screenshot?  I for one would be intardasted to see how long it's been since I logged in there?  I am betting it was either before the first https://azzeraesworld.createaforum.com/index.php#c1 (https://azzeraesworld.createaforum.com/index.php#c1) was set up, or in the brief interim between that one and this when I was not informed.

BTW:  I am still a bit hurt that I had to randomly stumble-upon this place and no-one, not even dear departed K_Dubb, bothered to let me know.  I will keep you all on my "Buddies List" because I am a nice guy.  Butt Still, that was quite rude.

Hugs and all that gay-ass stuff.

Gawd, I almost want to see JaxTard back, all this kissy-kissy shit the past day or so is a bit too saccharine for my tastes, can we get back to the friendly nut-slapping already?

https://youtu.be/cIWd8JCB8jc

Axing for a fiend.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)



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Title: Re: EllGab
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It wouldn't let me do a screen shot, so I did a copy/paste.  Does that help?

Outstanding, I think that was during the interim between this AssGrab and the last iteration, if I recall correctly?

Nautical Shore.

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You're just swell, thanks @Sistarr (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=profile;u=18)!

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

ediot:  You are Ninja, @Sistarr (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=profile;u=18):  I completely missed how you so delicately avoided the question of whether or not the AzzGab thread over at L-Gab (https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1253.0#msg380026) was actually #scrubbed or if it was hidden behind the "log-in wall"?
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Laser on February 01, 2022, 05:04:09 AM
Looks like Bart L scrubbed the AzzGab thread (https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1253.0#msg380026) over at L-Gab.

There was some lively discussion happening in it just a couple hours ago, now its gone.

I bet KSM got raked over the coals for that shit!

The lively discussion may have been on this thread.

https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.0
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Anniem on February 01, 2022, 05:22:22 AM
What an insecure loser. ::)

 I wonder what people see in that place? 🤔

It used to be fun and funny
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on February 01, 2022, 05:30:39 AM
It used to be fun and funny

Bellgab used to be that but what specifically is fun for you about having your speech be curtailed by a tyrant?
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Anniem on February 01, 2022, 05:34:00 AM
Bellgab used to be that but what specifically is fun for you about having your speech be curtailed by a tyrant?

Nothing. I hardly go.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on February 01, 2022, 05:37:29 AM
Nothing. I hardly go.

That’s indication of higher intelligence. Welcome! Post often. :)
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Laser on February 01, 2022, 05:38:25 AM
It used to be fun and funny

Those were the days ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUjhSBjxuXA

⬆ Uncanny resemblance to to Bart Ell ⬆
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Anniem on February 01, 2022, 05:38:44 AM
That’s indication of higher intelligence. Welcome! Post often. :)

Thank you!
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Asuka Langley on February 01, 2022, 05:50:44 AM
The lively discussion may have been on this thread.

https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.0

Azz banned Jackstar?

(https://i.postimg.cc/1XXs0hJk/1612160650142.jpg)
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on February 01, 2022, 05:57:19 AM
Azz banned Jackstar?

(https://i.postimg.cc/1XXs0hJk/1612160650142.jpg)

No, he didn’t ban him. Jack’s just being a prima donna and is pouting because Azz didn’t follow one of his rules.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Laser on February 01, 2022, 05:57:55 AM
Azz banned Jackstar?

(https://i.postimg.cc/1XXs0hJk/1612160650142.jpg)

Nay, Jackstar is pouting in a corner of his own accord. As for EllGab, Jackalope is like some wild creature from the ID. They won't even let him in the ZOO.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: AZZERAE on February 01, 2022, 06:32:23 AM
Azz banned Jackstar?

On the contrary, Jack rage quit.

Not a single person is banned from this board.

Everyone is welcome.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: AZZERAE on February 01, 2022, 06:35:45 AM
The lively discussion may have been on this thread.

https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.0

You're right!

I confused the 'AzzGab at L-Gab' thread with the Jackstar apologist thread.

Nothing was scrubbed!
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Anniem on February 01, 2022, 06:36:56 AM
On the contrary, Jack rage quit.

Not a single person is banned from this board.

Everyone is welcome.

What about married persons then?
hee hee hee
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on February 01, 2022, 06:58:56 AM
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/cJMlR1SsCSkUjVY3iK/giphy.gif?cid=63e6b07eb5fxz1rexxx36fiv0x0rivy6fmnqsk1wkn1ds7k6&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Anniem on February 01, 2022, 07:00:37 AM
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/cJMlR1SsCSkUjVY3iK/giphy.gif?cid=63e6b07eb5fxz1rexxx36fiv0x0rivy6fmnqsk1wkn1ds7k6&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)

LOL!

Too soon?
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on February 01, 2022, 07:13:29 AM
LOL!

Too soon?

Or too late. I’m not even sure what you’re talking about. :D
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Anniem on February 01, 2022, 07:26:21 AM
Or too late. I’m not even sure what you’re talking about. :D

I'm fairly used to that.  Not a problem. :D
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: AZZERAE on February 01, 2022, 07:41:48 AM
Hey, Sparkle!

8)

Its lovely to see a new face here.

Welcome back!
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: AZZERAE on February 01, 2022, 07:43:04 AM
What about married persons then?

:o

What about 'em?
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: AZZERAE on February 01, 2022, 07:47:55 AM
No, he didn’t ban him. Jack’s just being a prima donna and is pouting because Azz didn’t follow one of his rules.

Like I.R. said (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=302.msg18381#msg18381), I'm enabling Jack's toxic behaviour by towing his line.

I'm not far from telling him to go fuck himself.

But we're not quite there yet.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on February 01, 2022, 07:54:42 AM
Like I.R. said (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=302.msg18381#msg18381), I'm enabling Jack's toxic behaviour by towing his line.

I'm not far from telling him to go fuck himself.

But we're not quite there yet.

My prescription: let sleeping dogs lie. Uncle Duke over there had an interesting analogy, saying that Jack’s like the Harlem Globetrotters: You know most of it’s just going to be goofing around but you also know that he can really play ball too when he wants to.

P.S. There is someone named Jackbo there right now. ;)
Title: Re: EllGab
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Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: WOTR on February 01, 2022, 09:03:20 AM
Note: Sorry, I misread that at first as you asking me what I find appealing about here.

Your emphasis on free speech. Bart’s just another establishment tyrant. It’s amazing to me how many people actually seem to want that though. I guess Freud was right. Freedom is a great power and with it, of course, comes great responsibility and that scares the hell out of most so they’d rather surrender, submit and relinquish their freedom than fight for it. Sad.

I will second this. I joined Ellgab when Bellgab was gone. Then I remained a "dual citizen" for awhile. There were people on Ellgab that did not make the transition back to BG. But eventually, it just became too much hassle and I stopped logging in. I had a preference for the less moderated, more open forum.

Then BG was gone again. And somehow I stumbled on this place. It has the exact feel of BG. Light moderation, open discussion. Free thinkers not worried about being in a clique or afraid of a little disagreement. I can't imagine preferring a place with bans and popularity contests (karma, registration dates, post counts) over this.

I probably don't say it often enough. Thanks to Azz for picking up where Lee left off. This is certainly the board that is the true heir to the Bellgab legacy (even if EG has more posters.)
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: AZZERAE on February 01, 2022, 09:55:29 AM
I will second this. I joined Ellgab when Bellgab was gone. Then I remained a "dual citizen" for awhile. There were people on Ellgab that did not make the transition back to BG. But eventually, it just became too much hassle and I stopped logging in. I had a preference for the less moderated, more open forum.

Then BG was gone again. And somehow I stumbled on this place. It has the exact feel of BG. Light moderation, open discussion. Free thinkers not worried about being in a clique or afraid of a little disagreement. I can't imagine preferring a place with bans and popularity contests (karma, registration dates, post counts) over this.

I probably don't say it often enough. Thanks to Azz for picking up where Lee left off. This is certainly the board that is the true heir to the Bellgab legacy (even if EG has more posters.)

Wow. I appreciate your kind words, WOTR.

I am at a loss for words myself right now, but I'm truly humbled that this is how you feel.

From the bottom of my heart-- this post means a lot.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Anniem on February 01, 2022, 05:08:17 PM
Hey, Sparkle!

8)

Its lovely to see a new face here.

Welcome back!

Thanks!
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Starr Mountain on February 01, 2022, 08:02:30 PM
Any chance you know when I last logged in?  ;D

Here ya go, WOTR. ;) :D


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Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Starr Mountain on February 01, 2022, 08:07:02 PM
Thanks!

Hey, Kido!  Cool to see you are here. ;D
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Brother OJ on February 01, 2022, 08:57:48 PM
I heard on alt.fan.art-bell that Jackstar now has a lucrative career in Amway sales. Truth or trash?
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: AZZERAE on February 01, 2022, 09:04:17 PM
Jackstar

If I never had to see or hear that name again I'd die a happier man.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: AZZERAE on February 01, 2022, 09:20:30 PM
What about married persons then?
hee hee hee

Oh god oh fuck, I just got this!

;D
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Anniem on February 02, 2022, 12:14:42 AM
Hey, Kido!  Cool to see you are here. ;D

Thanks!  ;D
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: pate on February 02, 2022, 01:50:10 AM
On the contrary, Jack rage quit.
...

(http://memecrunch.com/meme/26RKN/i-don-t-believe-you/image.png?w=400&c=1)

You really should learn to put the word "allegedly" in statements like that.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Anniem on February 02, 2022, 02:44:08 AM
(http://memecrunch.com/meme/26RKN/i-don-t-believe-you/image.png?w=400&c=1)

You really should learn to put the word "allegedly" in statements like that.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

So would it be

"On the allegedly, Jack rage quit."

 :D

Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 02, 2022, 02:58:06 AM
MY ETERNAL ENEMY DUMB AS FUCK -KSM- IS DOXING HIMSELF :)
DUMBER THAN JACKSTAR AND AZZ PUT TOGHETER

https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.msg381026;topicseen#msg381026
Reply #17 on: Today at 11:15:25 AM »
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: pate on February 02, 2022, 03:11:41 AM
So would it be

"On the allegedly, Jack rage quit."

 :D

Stylistically, I think it depends more on the writer.  That works, however I might wright it:  "...On the contrary, Jack allegedly rage quit..." and through in a final gerund (https://www.thefreedictionary.com/jacking) (or whatever you call that last comma separated statement) I might add;  ".., Nautical Shore."

Or I might write an entire paragraph expanding and developing the "contrary" idea and throw in a "...Jack allegedly quit in a rage..." statement/phrase with the words "...obnoxious, dull and faux contrarian..." as descriptors elsewhere.

I also enjoy the employment of literal (as well as literary) imagery, which in this instance would lend itself to quite an "egg-headed" joke at JaxTard's expense.  For instance, I could contrast the following image:

(https://www.tekportal.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/wordsmith.jpg)

with the his lack of skillz {sic} in that arena.

There are myriad ways to disguise, encode and otherwise lead astray the less astute among your readership.  Done carefully, everyone has a laugh and only your actual target audience member(s) get the Real Joke.

As it were...  I have said two mucks!

Apogees.

In short, the example you provided was perfectly sufficient and even terse when compared to my drivel above.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Anniem on February 02, 2022, 03:18:00 AM
Stylistically, I think it depends more on the writer.  That works, however I might wright it:  "...On the contrary, Jack allegedly rage quit..." and through in a final gerund (https://www.thefreedictionary.com/jacking) (or whatever you call that last comma separated statement) I might add;  ".., Nautical Shore."

Or I might write an entire paragraph expanding and developing the "contrary" idea and throw in a "...Jack allegedly quit in a rage..." statement/phrase with the words "...obnoxious, dull and faux contrarian..." as descriptors elsewhere.

I also enjoy the employment of literal (as well as literary) imagery, which in this instance would lend itself to quite an "egg-headed" joke at JaxTard's expense.  For instance, I could contrast the following image:

(https://www.tekportal.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/wordsmith.jpg)

with the his lack of skillz {sic} in that arena.

There are myriad ways to disguise, encode and otherwise lead astray the less astute among your readership.  Done carefully, everyone has a laugh and only your actual target audience member(s) get the Real Joke.

As it were...  I have said two mucks!

Apogees.

In short, the example you provided was perfectly sufficient and even terse when compared to my drivel above.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

Yes.

 ;)
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Laser on February 02, 2022, 03:25:51 AM
MY ETERNAL ENEMY DUMB AS FUCK -KSM- IS DOXING HIMSELF :)
DUMBER THAN JACKSTAR AND AZZ PUT TOGHETER

https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.msg381026;topicseen#msg381026
Reply #17 on: Today at 11:15:25 AM »

It is a long way to Marysville and he has a nice set of golf clubs.

https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.msg381071#msg381071
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Jackstar on February 02, 2022, 03:41:38 AM
It is a long way to Marysville and he has a nice set of golf clubs.

https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.msg381071#msg381071

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/009/570/e0d.jpg)
Title: Re: EllGab /off-topic
Post by: pate on February 02, 2022, 03:42:08 AM
...golf...

(https://www.topendsports.com/resources/images/ball-sizes.jpg)

Apropos of nuttin':  According to the info-graphic (https://www.topendsports.com/resources/equipment-ball-size.htm) above golf requires really small balls, second only to squash.

I think there is a NASCAR meme somewhere that relates to that, Nautical (https://neuticles.com/) Shore.

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/62722787.jpg)

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

ediot: /self-reported:  off topic

Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Jackstar on February 02, 2022, 03:45:58 AM
It is a long way to Marysville

150 miles up the noodle is nothing. I can be there in two hours (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K-bpTlZbWk?t=0). Who do you want whacked?
Title: Re: EllGab /off-topic
Post by: Jackstar on February 02, 2022, 03:53:52 AM
My overtures of peace to EllGab were denied. Cinder them, (Blanky).

ediot: /self-reported:  off topic

Now that I have added Tesseract Avoidance Software to my list of #Official-ly cleared plug-ins to my daily loadout, we--I mean, like, We, Humanity, like, as a species--don't really have to worry about staying "on topic" anymore. Really, is there any more bourgeoise concept? Pffft.

More on that later. Don't ask. Gives me a headache. Blows my high. I paid good money for this weed. Good blood money. Stop making me waste it.


Love to fam.
Title: Re: EllGab /off-topic
Post by: pate on February 02, 2022, 03:58:56 AM
My overtures of peace to EllGab were denied. Cinder them, (Blanky).

Now that I have added Tesseract Avoidance Software to my list of #Official-ly cleared plug-ins to my daily loadout, we--I mean, like, We, Humanity, like, as a species--don't really have to worry about staying "on topic" anymore. Really, is there any more bourgeoise concept? Pffft.

More on that later. Don't ask. Gives me a headache. Blows my high. I paid good money for this weed. Good blood money. Stop making me waste it.


Love to fam.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=130.0;attach=766;image)

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: EllGab /off-topic
Post by: Jackstar on February 02, 2022, 04:08:33 AM
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=130.0;attach=766;image)

Local constabulary seems ill-inclined to agree with your assertions of permissibility. Remember: as opportunities are seized, opportunities multiply.

(https://img.search.brave.com/WFuW2aMWRfDmTd2x8a5aS5iINhPIQ8ELI5mr3mKpACo/rs:fit:640:478:1/g:ce/aHR0cDovLzEuYnAu/YmxvZ3Nwb3QuY29t/Ly02YUtyYzZVc1p0/OC9UaFZRUzNWZWFw/SS9BQUFBQUFBQUJn/TS9fM0xWWEpGWk5a/Yy93MTIwMC1oNjMw/LXAtay1uby1udS9w/aG90by03NTkxNTMu/SlBH)

The worst performance of my life that I worked slowly in secret on for 32 years and they bought every minute of it. G-ddam. Et tu, Pâté?
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: pate on February 02, 2022, 04:19:31 AM
... -KSM- ...

That guy always struck me as an A-level douché.  Who is he again?

All I can recall at the moment is that he(she?) was some D-List celeb type:  either a Disc Jockey I never heard of or some no-talent hack with less name recognition than Neil Young.

Actually, consider that question rhetorical.  I honestly don't care...

That is all, Carrie Anne.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Laser on February 02, 2022, 04:21:45 AM
It is a long way to Marysville and he has a nice set of golf clubs.

https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.msg381071#msg381071

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QJiAK-s5a0

Yes, the Happy Gilmore story was based on an actual Canadian.
Title: Re: EllGab - Trivial Pursuit
Post by: pate on February 02, 2022, 04:52:50 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QJiAK-s5a0

Yes, the Happy Gilmore story was based on an actual Canadian.

(https://memeguy.com/photos/images/why-people-are-bad-at-trivial-pursuit-73981.jpg)

Legend also has it that Bob Barker was some sort of Black Belt in the Art of Ninjistu.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: WOTR on February 02, 2022, 07:48:44 AM
Here ya go, WOTR. ;) :D


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That Starr. I guess it has been awhile. There are still a few posters that I miss- but the few times that I looked at the site, I realized that it just does not hold that much appeal. So, I was active on it for almost a year... I wonder when Lee will put up the BG archive so that I can see my stats there? ;)
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: WOTR on February 02, 2022, 07:53:06 AM
Wow. I appreciate your kind words, WOTR.

I am at a loss for words myself right now, but I'm truly humbled that this is how you feel.

From the bottom of my heart-- this post means a lot.

I genuinely mean it. Your board has very much the same feel, and I do appreciate what you have done with the place. I even try not to splatter fecal matter on the walls. ;)
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: WOTR on February 02, 2022, 08:00:10 AM
That guy always struck me as an A-level douché.  Who is he again?

All I can recall at the moment is that he(she?) was some D-List celeb type:  either a Disc Jockey I never heard of or some no-talent hack with less name recognition than Neil Young.

Actually, consider that question rhetorical.  I honestly don't care...

That is all, Carrie Anne.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

Great. Now I'm trying to remember. A record producer or parasitic talent agent? It was something in the music business? I do recall a lot of posturing about how tough he was and how everybody needed to be scared of him. Reminded me of certain patrons from when i was a bouncer (and, to be honest, a few bouncers with "little man syndrome.") I always picture him standing around 5'4".  :P
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Starr Mountain on February 02, 2022, 08:14:26 AM
That Starr. I guess it has been awhile. There are still a few posters that I miss- but the few times that I looked at the site, I realized that it just does not hold that much appeal. So, I was active on it for almost a year... I wonder when Lee will put up the BG archive so that I can see my stats there? ;)

I don't know, WOTR.  I did the best I had to work with.  I'm glad you are here. :-*
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 02, 2022, 08:36:13 AM
Great. Now I'm trying to remember. A record producer or parasitic talent agent? It was something in the music business? I do recall a lot of posturing about how tough he was and how everybody needed to be scared of him. Reminded me of certain patrons from when i was a bouncer (and, to be honest, a few bouncers with "little man syndrome.") I always picture him standing around 5'4".  :P

THAT WAS "BARTELL" I THINK.
HE WAS BORN IN MONTREAL CANADA AND LATER MOVED TO THE US WORKING AT ONE OF THE TOP 4 OR 5 RECORD COMPANIES.
ACCORDING TO HIM, HE WAS IN SOME BANDS, AND AT ONE TIME MADE FEW PARODY SONGS, AND SOME OF THEM WERE PLAYED ON THE HEWARD STERN SHOWS.

BUT -KSM- I THINK WAS ALSO SOMEHOW CONNECTED TO THE MUSIC BUSINESS.
I THINK THAT HE WAS A JANITOR OR A SECURITY GUARD AT THE RECORDING STUDIO.   


 
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: WOTR on February 02, 2022, 08:46:49 AM
THAT WAS "BARTELL" I THINK.
HE WAS BORN IN MONTREAL CANADA AND LATER MOVED TO THE US WORKING AT ONE OF THE TOP 4 OR 5 RECORD COMPANIES.
ACCORDING TO HIM, HE WAS IN SOME BANDS, AND AT ONE TIME MADE FEW PARODY SONGS, AND SOME OF THEM WERE PLAYED ON THE HEWARD STERN SHOWS.

BUT -KSM- I THINK WAS ALSO SOMEHOW CONNECTED TO THE MUSIC BUSINESS.
I THINK THAT HE WAS A JANITOR OR A SECURITY GUARD AT THE RECORDING STUDIO.

I believe you have a far better memory than I. That was Bart who was the big shot record guy. But I maintain that I was correct about KSM being 5'4" tall and suffering from little man syndrome.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 02, 2022, 08:49:28 AM
I believe you have a far better memory than I. That was Bart who was the big shot record guy. But I maintain that I was correct about KSM being 5'4" tall and suffering from little man syndrome.

NO, YOU'RE CONFUSING HIM WITH AZZ.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: AZZERAE on February 02, 2022, 04:07:34 PM
YOU'RE CONFUSING HIM WITH AZZ.

::)
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Brother OJ on February 02, 2022, 06:07:05 PM
I thought little sean was the pretend musician. After awhile they all blend into one big douchebag amalgamate
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: AZZERAE on February 02, 2022, 08:06:18 PM
After awhile they all blend into one big douchebag amalgamate

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E7pfsneLSSM
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Laser on February 03, 2022, 02:27:31 AM
MY ETERNAL ENEMY DUMB AS FUCK -KSM- IS DOXING HIMSELF :)
DUMBER THAN JACKSTAR AND AZZ PUT TOGHETER

https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.msg381026;topicseen#msg381026
Reply #17 on: Today at 11:15:25 AM »

Welcome to the new neighbourhood neighborhood aka Rainbow Place!

(https://i.postimg.cc/GpDdDjbC/Screenshot-from-2022-02-02-15-36-48.png) (https://postimg.cc/CZw3TkZP)

(https://i.postimg.cc/YqS7R7t8/download.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: EllGab - Portal to the boring level of Hell?
Post by: pate on February 03, 2022, 03:07:37 AM
Welcome to the new neighbourhood neighborhood aka Rainbow Place!

...

(https://i.postimg.cc/YqS7R7t8/download.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=53.0;attach=816;image)

WTF is that thing distracting Dave?

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: EllGab - Portal to the boring level of Hell?
Post by: Brother OJ on February 03, 2022, 03:26:44 AM
WTF is that thing distracting Dave?
He sees the dilation station on Diversity drive
Title: Re: EllGab - WHY KSM (aka Lance Goings) DOXED HIMSELF ???
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 03, 2022, 11:39:24 PM
MY ETERNAL ENEMY DUMB AS FUCK -KSM- IS DOXING HIMSELF :)
DUMBER THAN JACKSTAR AND AZZ PUT TOGHETER

https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.msg381026;topicseen#msg381026
Reply #17 on: Today at 11:15:25 AM »

WITH ALL THE SELF-DOXING INFO MY ETERNAL ENEMY -KSM- POSTED ON EllGab (AND ENEMY OF AZZ AS FAR AS I REMEMBER)
HE WAS VERY MEAN TO US, AND NOW LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN :)

HE POSTED HIS OLD PHONE NUMBER. LOL
"I miss my old landline number that I had for 25 years - (250) 564 8564".
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.15

sniff sniff sniff - BOOM!!!
(250) 564-8564
Lance Goings
407 Ogilvie St S, Prince George BC, Canada, V2M3M4

HIS OLD PHONE NUMBER THAT HE POSTED ON ELLGAB (250) 564-8564 MATCHES THIS:
Fine Look Floors | Installation Services
LOCATED ALSO IN: Prince George BC, Canada.
https://www.allbiz.ca/fr/fine-look-floors-%7C-installation-250-564-85

"Here is something I'll bitch about. The builder/developer of this brand new street with all it's 16-19 house named the street after A STREET THAT ALREADY EXISTS IN THE SAME FUCKING TOWN!!  Fuck sakes!  There are now TWO 125th streets in Marysville WA and mine does not yet show up on g'oogle maps, GPS ETC  so ordering a pizza, whatever,  is not an option as the little delivery snots go directly to the old (original) 125th street ::)"

MAP THAT HAS BOTH (OLD & NEW) 125th STREETS SHOWING.
ONE OF THOSE 16-19 HOUSES IS HIS.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Marysville,+WA,+USA/@48.1077663,-122.1608425,15z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x548553b96557a771:0x72449f271b24ff0!8m2!3d48.0517637!4d-122.1770818

NEW 125th STREET DEVELOPMENT HOUSES.
https://www.google.com/search?q=NEW+125th+street+in+Marysville+WA&rlz=1C5CHFA_enCA704CA704&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiPkMr_ueT1AhXgJTQIHZ91CtAQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw


O OOO, AND JUST IN CASE THAT DOLT KSM WILL ASK BartEll TO TAKE DOWN THAT SELF-DOXING POST OF HIS,
HERE IS AN ARCHIVED VERSION OF IT :) ;)

https://archive.ph/FjL5P

FUCK YOU IN YOUR FILTHY MOUTH,  Lance Goings.


Title: Re: EllGab - WHY KSM (aka Lance Goings) DOXED HIMSELF ???
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 03, 2022, 11:44:19 PM
THAT Fine Look Floors TRUCK WRAP IS ONE OF THE MOST UGLY DESIGNS I EVER SAW IN MY LIFE.
WFT IS THAT?
Title: Re: EllGab - WHY KSM (aka Lance Goings) DOXED HIMSELF ???
Post by: Laser on February 04, 2022, 01:20:28 AM
WITH ALL THE SELF-DOXING INFO MY ETERNAL ENEMY -KSM- POSTED ON EllGab (AND ENEMY OF AZZ AS FAR AS I REMEMBER)
HE WAS VERY MEAN TO US, AND NOW LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN :)

HE POSTED HIS OLD PHONE NUMBER. LOL
"I miss my old landline number that I had for 25 years - (250) 564 8564".
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.15

sniff sniff sniff - BOOM!!!
(250) 564-8564
Lance Goings
407 Ogilvie St S, Prince George BC, Canada, V2M3M4

HIS OLD PHONE NUMBER THAT HE POSTED ON ELLGAB (250) 564-8564 MATCHES THIS:
Fine Look Floors | Installation Services
LOCATED ALSO IN: Prince George BC, Canada.
https://www.allbiz.ca/fr/fine-look-floors-%7C-installation-250-564-85

"Here is something I'll bitch about. The builder/developer of this brand new street with all it's 16-19 house named the street after A STREET THAT ALREADY EXISTS IN THE SAME FUCKING TOWN!!  Fuck sakes!  There are now TWO 125th streets in Marysville WA and mine does not yet show up on g'oogle maps, GPS ETC  so ordering a pizza, whatever,  is not an option as the little delivery snots go directly to the old (original) 125th street ::)"

MAP THAT HAS BOTH (OLD & NEW) 125th STREETS SHOWING.
ONE OF THOSE 16-19 HOUSES IS HIS.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Marysville,+WA,+USA/@48.1077663,-122.1608425,15z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x548553b96557a771:0x72449f271b24ff0!8m2!3d48.0517637!4d-122.1770818

NEW 125th STREET DEVELOPMENT HOUSES.
https://www.google.com/search?q=NEW+125th+street+in+Marysville+WA&rlz=1C5CHFA_enCA704CA704&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiPkMr_ueT1AhXgJTQIHZ91CtAQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw


O OOO, AND JUST IN CASE THAT DOLT KSM WILL ASK BartEll TO TAKE DOWN THAT SELF-DOXING POST OF HIS,
HERE IS AN ARCHIVED VERSION OF IT :) ;)

https://archive.ph/FjL5P

FUCK YOU IN YOUR FILTHY MOUTH,  Lance Goings.

He is one arrogant dimly lit cuck.
Title: Re: EllGab - WHY KSM (aka Lance Goings) DOXED HIMSELF ???
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 04, 2022, 01:34:05 AM
LOL, NOW SOMEBODY NEEDS TO POST A LINK TO THIS POST ON EllGab.

WHERE IS MountedStarr WHEN WE NEED HER.
Title: Re: EllGab - WHY KSM DOXXED HIMSELF?
Post by: Laser on February 04, 2022, 03:30:49 AM
LOL, NOW SOMEBODY NEEDS TO POST A LINK TO THIS POST ON EllGab.

WHERE IS MountedStarr WHEN WE NEED HER.

They have the thread if anyone is interested there.

https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1253.0#msg380026
Title: Re: EllGab - WHY KSM (aka Lance Goings) DOXED HIMSELF ???
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 04, 2022, 07:18:35 AM
LOL, NOW SOMEBODY NEEDS TO POST A LINK TO THIS POST ON EllGab.

WHERE IS MountedStarr WHEN WE NEED HER.

They have the thread if anyone is interested there.

https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1253.0#msg380026

THAT FUCKFACE -KSM- Lance Goings MUST BE A MEMBER HERE, I THINK.
OTHERWISE WHY WOULD HE MADE THAT THREAD ON EllGab.

SO HE COMES HERE ON REGULAR BASIS TO READ POSTS.
I'M SURE THAT DOLT READ THAT POST ABOUT HIMSELF ALREADY, AND NOW IS SHITTING BRICKS. LOL
AND IS SCARED TO POST ANY RESPONSE TO IT.
GUTLESS BIG MOUTH COWARD, PAPER TIGER CUNT, SOIBOY SNOWFLAKE :)

APPARENTLY BartEll IS OUT OF THE COUNTRY, SO HE CAN NOT TAKE HIS POST ON EllGab DOWN. LOL
PURE FUCKING GOLD :) :)
Title: Re: EllGab - WHY KSM (aka Lance Goings) DOXED HIMSELF ???
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 04, 2022, 11:58:39 AM
SO IT LOOKS LIKE THAT TOTALLY LAME AND STUPID BartEll IS NOT TAKING DOWN THAT POST BY MR.DOLT KSM aka Lance Goings.
AND MR.DOLT KSM IS NOT POSTING. 
BIG MOUTH BITCH MUST BE ON A SUICIDE WATCH NOW  LOL :)
Title: Re: EllGab - WHY KSM (aka Lance Goings) DOXED HIMSELF ???
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 04, 2022, 12:30:35 PM
I MIGHT BE CUT OFF FROM THE INTERNET DUTE TO A MASSIVE ICE STORM AND POWER OUTAGES IN MY COUNTY.
FUCKING ICE STORM, OVER 1,300 FLIGHTS GOT CANCELLED.
I'M GLAD I ORDERED TWO 8-B LAST NIGHT.

PUMPKIN, YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN ME.
Title: Re: EllGab - WHY KSM (aka Lance Goings) DOXED HIMSELF ???
Post by: AZZERAE on February 04, 2022, 02:26:21 PM
I MIGHT BE CUT OFF FROM THE INTERNET DUTE TO A MASSIVE ICE STORM AND POWER OUTAGES IN MY COUNTY.

If you don't die of the snow, I hope you die of the blow.
Title: Re: EllGab - WHY KSM (aka Lance Goings) DOXED HIMSELF ???
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 04, 2022, 08:19:46 PM
If you don't die of the snow, I hope you die of the blow.

CONTROL YOUR THRILLS
I HOPE YOU WILL DIE FROM THE PILLS
OR FROM THE RAZOR BLADE SLIDIN' LENGTHWISE ON YOUR VEINS
TO LET THE BLOOD DRAIN
TO EASE YOUR PAINS
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on February 05, 2022, 02:40:04 AM
What about married persons then?
hee hee hee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjWkePWckXM
Title: Re: EllGab - WHY KSM (aka Lance Goings) DOXED HIMSELF ???
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 05, 2022, 03:37:32 AM
WITH ALL THE SELF-DOXING INFO MY ETERNAL ENEMY -KSM- POSTED ON EllGab (AND ENEMY OF AZZ AS FAR AS I REMEMBER)
HE WAS VERY MEAN TO US, AND NOW LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN :)

HE POSTED HIS OLD PHONE NUMBER. LOL
"I miss my old landline number that I had for 25 years - (250) 564 8564".
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.15

sniff sniff sniff - BOOM!!!
(250) 564-8564
Lance Goings
407 Ogilvie St S, Prince George BC, Canada, V2M3M4

HIS OLD PHONE NUMBER THAT HE POSTED ON ELLGAB (250) 564-8564 MATCHES THIS:
Fine Look Floors | Installation Services
LOCATED ALSO IN: Prince George BC, Canada.
https://www.allbiz.ca/fr/fine-look-floors-%7C-installation-250-564-85

"Here is something I'll bitch about. The builder/developer of this brand new street with all it's 16-19 house named the street after A STREET THAT ALREADY EXISTS IN THE SAME FUCKING TOWN!!  Fuck sakes!  There are now TWO 125th streets in Marysville WA and mine does not yet show up on g'oogle maps, GPS ETC  so ordering a pizza, whatever,  is not an option as the little delivery snots go directly to the old (original) 125th street ::)"

MAP THAT HAS BOTH (OLD & NEW) 125th STREETS SHOWING.
ONE OF THOSE 16-19 HOUSES IS HIS.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Marysville,+WA,+USA/@48.1077663,-122.1608425,15z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x548553b96557a771:0x72449f271b24ff0!8m2!3d48.0517637!4d-122.1770818

NEW 125th STREET DEVELOPMENT HOUSES.
https://www.google.com/search?q=NEW+125th+street+in+Marysville+WA&rlz=1C5CHFA_enCA704CA704&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiPkMr_ueT1AhXgJTQIHZ91CtAQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw


O OOO, AND JUST IN CASE THAT DOLT KSM WILL ASK BartEll TO TAKE DOWN THAT SELF-DOXING POST OF HIS,
HERE IS AN ARCHIVED VERSION OF IT :) ;)

https://archive.ph/FjL5P

FUCK YOU IN YOUR FILTHY MOUTH,  Lance Goings.

LOL, COWARD BIG MOUTH PAPER TIGER KSM ON SUICIDE WATCH, HIDING, NOT POSTING ON EllGab ANYMORE.
WATCH FOR A NEW MEMBER REGISTERING ON EllGab, 99% IT WILL BE HIM.
Something-Something aka Lance Goings PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS KSM
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on February 05, 2022, 03:40:06 AM
I like Lance. Besides bateman he’s probably the coolest one there. In fact, he’s so cool he should be here instead.
Title: Re: EllGab - WHY KSM (aka Lance Goings) DOXED HIMSELF WITH AN OBVIOUS GAME NAME?
Post by: Jackstar on February 05, 2022, 04:17:33 AM
LOL, COWARD BIG MOUTH PAPER TIGER KSM ON SUICIDE WATCH, HIDING, NOT POSTING ON EllGab ANYMORE.

I'm not going to watch for his suicide. He sends me textual narrative snippets every time while he's watching the ankle bleed out.

I'm not going to lie, I sometimes wonder if the convenience of instant World skipping is worth it.. but I kind of like the fact that I'm still alive and I haven't killed myself and I'm not a big f****** coward pussy who hides behind a bunch of threats and b******* while frontin’ that is so awesome.

Simple fact of the matter is, I no longer belong here, and neither does (PROT). READING MY POSTS OVER THE YEARS HAVE TAUGHT YOU ALL VERY WELL, so well, in fact, that I don't even know how to write in code anymore. You people figure out everything, I just can't hide my true nature of total confusion—I don't know any sources right now, and someone spread a rumor that I'm undisciplined, and so of course no one with discipline believes it to have absolutely no factual basis.

I don't know how you manage to convince a person that it's a great idea to continually harass someone for a solid 27 years and not making any adjustments, that's okay I'm pretty smart I can probably make some adjustments myself. All it takes is the will and a word.

I better just go f*** someone else and get a new job that will fix everything. I have no choice. You forced me into it by never bothering to pay attention to a single goddam thing I ever said that turned me on.

brb; voicemail
Title: Re: EllGab - WHY KSM (aka Lance Goings) DOXED HIMSELF WITH AN OBVIOUS GAME NAME?
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 05, 2022, 04:37:32 AM
I'm not going to watch for his suicide. He sends me textual narrative snippets every time while he's watching the ankle bleed out.

I'm not going to lie, I sometimes wonder if the convenience of instant World skipping is worth it.. but I kind of like the fact that I'm still alive and I haven't killed myself and I'm not a big f****** coward pussy who hides behind a bunch of threats and b******* while frontin’ that is so awesome.

Simple fact of the matter is, I no longer belong here, and neither does (PROT). READING MY POSTS OVER THE YEARS HAVE TAUGHT YOU ALL VERY WELL, so well, in fact, that I don't even know how to write in code anymore. You people figure out everything, I just can't hide my true nature of total confusion—I don't know any sources right now, and someone spread a rumor that I'm undisciplined, and so of course no one with discipline believes it to have absolutely no factual basis.

I don't know how you manage to convince a person that it's a great idea to continually harass someone for a solid 27 years and not making any adjustments, that's okay I'm pretty smart I can probably make some adjustments myself. All it takes is the will and a word.

I better just go f*** someone else and get a new job that will fix everything. I have no choice. You forced me into it by never bothering to pay attention to a single goddam thing I ever said that turned me on.

brb; voicemail

SEATTLE BITCH
YOU SOUND SUICIDAL

AS TO READING YOUR POSTS.
ONLY PRECIOUS FEW OF THEM WERE COHERENT ENOUGH TO INDULGE IN THEIR CONTEXT.
IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT THAT YOU FEEL LIKE A LOSER

AS TO FINDING A NEW JOB, TRY KNITTING SOCKS AND SWEATERS FOR PRISONERS
THE WAY YOU ARE LIVING YOUR LIFE SOONER OR LATER YOU WILL END UP THERE.

ALSO YOU NEVER EXPLAINED WHY YOU KILLED YOUR CAT AND FALSLY ACCUSED MOEAW AND HER SON FOR IT?
WERE YOU THAT HIGH ON DRUGS THAT YOU DIDN'T REMEMBERED WHAT YOU DID?


#you
#will
#never
#be
#me

Title: Re: EllGab - WHY KSM (aka Lance Goings) DOXED HIMSELF WITH AN OBVIOUS GAME NAME?
Post by: AZZERAE on February 05, 2022, 07:28:58 AM
IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT THAT YOU FEEL LIKE A LOSER

He's, like, a real loser.
Title: Re: EllGab - WHY KSM (aka Lance Goings) DOXED HIMSELF ???
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 06, 2022, 10:04:43 PM
MY ETERNAL ENEMY DUMB AS FUCK -KSM- IS DOXING HIMSELF :)
DUMBER THAN JACKSTAR AND AZZ PUT TOGHETER

https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.msg381026;topicseen#msg381026
Reply #17 on: Today at 11:15:25 AM »


WITH ALL THE SELF-DOXING INFO MY ETERNAL ENEMY -KSM- POSTED ON EllGab (AND ENEMY OF AZZ AS FAR AS I REMEMBER)
HE WAS VERY MEAN TO US, AND NOW LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN :)

HE POSTED HIS OLD PHONE NUMBER. LOL
"I miss my old landline number that I had for 25 years - (250) 564 8564".
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.15

sniff sniff sniff - BOOM!!!
(250) 564-8564
Lance Goings
407 Ogilvie St S, Prince George BC, Canada, V2M3M4

HIS OLD PHONE NUMBER THAT HE POSTED ON ELLGAB (250) 564-8564 MATCHES THIS:
Fine Look Floors | Installation Services
LOCATED ALSO IN: Prince George BC, Canada.
https://www.allbiz.ca/fr/fine-look-floors-%7C-installation-250-564-85

"Here is something I'll bitch about. The builder/developer of this brand new street with all it's 16-19 house named the street after A STREET THAT ALREADY EXISTS IN THE SAME FUCKING TOWN!!  Fuck sakes!  There are now TWO 125th streets in Marysville WA and mine does not yet show up on g'oogle maps, GPS ETC  so ordering a pizza, whatever,  is not an option as the little delivery snots go directly to the old (original) 125th street ::)"

MAP THAT HAS BOTH (OLD & NEW) 125th STREETS SHOWING.
ONE OF THOSE 16-19 HOUSES IS HIS.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Marysville,+WA,+USA/@48.1077663,-122.1608425,15z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x548553b96557a771:0x72449f271b24ff0!8m2!3d48.0517637!4d-122.1770818

NEW 125th STREET DEVELOPMENT HOUSES.
https://www.google.com/search?q=NEW+125th+street+in+Marysville+WA&rlz=1C5CHFA_enCA704CA704&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiPkMr_ueT1AhXgJTQIHZ91CtAQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw


O OOO, AND JUST IN CASE THAT DOLT KSM WILL ASK BartEll TO TAKE DOWN THAT SELF-DOXING POST OF HIS,
HERE IS AN ARCHIVED VERSION OF IT :) ;)

https://archive.ph/FjL5P

FUCK YOU IN YOUR FILTHY MOUTH,  Lance Goings.

LOL,
QUESTION ??
Is there a bigger pussy on EllGab besides KSM aka Lance Goings.
Title: Re: EllGab the Catch Basin
Post by: Laser on February 08, 2022, 05:44:01 AM
DDD provides a whole lot o' punch. Someone owes someone royalties.

(https://i.postimg.cc/g27NvtzM/DDD.png) (https://postimages.org/)

CASUS BELLI

Years ago, Deitrich doxxed Gunner to the max. There were harsh real world repercussions - criminal investigation, charges and consequences. This war is on.
Title: Re: EllGab the Catch Basin
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on February 08, 2022, 05:47:55 AM
This war is on.

Hold my lawyer.
Title: Re: EllGab the Catch Basin
Post by: Laser on February 08, 2022, 05:55:05 AM
Hold my lawyer.

At least we know why Gunner is so hard-nosed and gung ho. And why Dietrich deserves it hard.
Title: Re: EllGab the Catch Basin
Post by: Master Trollda on February 08, 2022, 06:24:43 AM
At least we know why Gunner is so hard-nosed and gung ho. And why Dietrich deserves it hard.

Meh, Gunner has no sense of humor about anything. I mean, obviously DD is a loon but I somehow have a feeling that Gunner isn’t much better.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Brother OJ on February 08, 2022, 07:12:01 PM
Definite Private Pyle vibes
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Laser on February 15, 2022, 03:36:51 AM
There used to be a whole lot of old Bart Ell comedy skits on YT I seem to recall. What happened? Maybe I was dreaming.

https://streamable.com/kyx2cu
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Brother OJ on February 15, 2022, 08:13:43 PM
What happened?
Bill C-36?
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on February 15, 2022, 08:20:56 PM
Bill C-36?

Wow! Even more guberment overreach. They just never stop, do they?
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: pate on February 16, 2022, 03:51:44 AM
Wow! Even more guberment overreach. They just never stop, do they?

https://youtu.be/bHrqrlZYsDA
Title: Re: EllGab and the Den of Trolls
Post by: Laser on February 17, 2022, 05:26:40 AM
Snarky little Barf troll sean***** (https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=8.msg383518#msg383518) and his ilk do love spreading the usual EG manure. He wouldn't have made such assumptions had he listened to last night's show. Heather's commitment to sound quality on KON is obvious. She knows what she is doing and she has learned a great deal from all her years around music.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Brother OJ on February 18, 2022, 02:34:41 AM
"Posts: 16068"
lol. thats  like 15 posts a day, every day for 3 years
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Laser on February 19, 2022, 04:47:47 AM
Spittle Sean has been pondering this for days. He should know better.

Quote
By the way, what's her third race?  White, Chinese & ???  She says that she's "3."

(https://i.postimg.cc/ncTwXSrN/Choctaw.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: EllGab - OLNNIFOANC
Post by: Worthauger on March 04, 2022, 05:46:15 PM
Hey, I just want you all to know that I woke up this morning and immediately punched myself in the mouth with my phone. It is my hope that this news is received with the spirit it is given: sheer delight
Title: Re: EllGab - OLNNIFOANC
Post by: Master Trollda on March 04, 2022, 06:27:50 PM
Hey, I just want you all to know that I woke up this morning and immediately punched myself in the mouth with my phone. It is my hope that this news is received with the spirit it is given: sheer delight

To be fair, your phone owed you a punch in the mouth at a bare minimum.
Title: Re: EllGab and the Den of Trolls
Post by: MR. DRDR on March 04, 2022, 06:53:29 PM
Snarky little Barf troll sean***** (https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=8.msg383518#msg383518) and his ilk do love spreading the usual EG manure. He wouldn't have made such assumptions had he listened to last night's show. Heather's commitment to sound quality on KON is obvious. She knows what she is doing and she has learned a great deal from all her years around music.

Heather

Wanna Take a Ride to the Pahrimp Car Dealerdhip next week with me? Tell Tony the Tigress, hello for me honey.

We should get back to where we once belong.

Or, not.

😆
Title: Re: EllGab miscellanea
Post by: Laser on April 01, 2022, 04:47:21 AM
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=10.msg391698#msg391698

(https://i.postimg.cc/W39csCF7/PF.png) (https://postimages.org/)

https://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2014-03-01-show/

(https://i.postimg.cc/sgcrnMj8/C2C.png) (https://postimages.org/)

https://avalonlibrary.net/?dir=Coast_to_Coast_AM_audio
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Brother OJ on April 02, 2022, 10:31:08 PM
The Ruben in question, wasn't that Roy masters''' son? I used to flip the dial around when art had a shitty guest on and listen to Roy or old time radio shows, occasionally brother stair.  Roy was a real hoot always putting all the callers problems in life on resentment for their mother/father.

I guess somebody shoulda clued Roy jr in not to pull the curtain too far back on the C2C circus
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Jackstar on April 02, 2022, 10:38:25 PM
Roy was a real hoot always putting all the callers problems in life on resentment for their mother/father.

Many such cases.

I guess somebody shoulda clued Roy jr in not to pull the curtain too far back on the C2C circus

This is fine!
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Laser on April 05, 2022, 04:47:30 AM
Interesting historical reminiscence on the dawn of EllGab

Bartcast E01 Added date to Internet Archive 2018-08-03

Features @Poney Boy Sunset, @Yorkshire Pudd, @Michael Decon, @Starr Mountain

https://youtu.be/9iyYcgnEIa8
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on April 05, 2022, 05:00:05 AM
Interesting historical reminiscence on the dawn of EllGab

Bartcast E01 Added date to Internet Archive 2018-08-03

Features @Poney Boy Sunset, @Yorkshire Pudd, @Michael Decon, @Starr Mountain

https://youtu.be/9iyYcgnEIa8

What a bunch of pearl clutching faggots. I remember it very differently but then again I’ve never felt I needed a safe space like those people. ::)

I mean, how many times was it explained that it wasn’t being used as a slur?! And yet they keep falling back on that default because it’s the bias they want. ::) ::)

As far as I can tell all people like PBS and Bart mean by “act like an adult” is think like me.

And funny, I don’t think I ever see those first three there anymore. It’s a sleepy snoozefeat now.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Laser on April 05, 2022, 05:35:24 AM
What a bunch of pearl clutching faggots. I remember it very differently but then again I’ve never felt I needed a safe space like those people. ::)

I mean, how many times was it explained that it wasn’t being used as a slur?! And yet they keep falling back on that default because it’s the bias they want. ::) ::)

As far as I can tell all people like PBS and Bart mean by “act like an adult” is think like me.

And funny, I don’t think I ever see those first three there anymore. It’s a sleepy snoozefeat now.

It does shed some light on the way things evolved and the cast of characters involved. Plenty of cheap trivia and salacious gossip in the mix. Noticeably, Decon opines over and over: I can't help feeling there is something missing (on EllGab).
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Jackstar on April 05, 2022, 05:42:00 AM
Noticeably, Decon opines over and over: I can't help feeling there is something missing (on EllGab).

Well, S/He/IT ain't missing (Them.) What a bunch of fucking goddam bigots. They're probably all so obsessed by phallic-symbol-quintiphobia that they can't handle all this hot hot hot needle talk we got going on here.

Line them up against the wall and (blank) ‘em. Let Duke get first pick. Any of them can't dodge will be perfect for the woodchipper.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Jackstar on April 05, 2022, 05:43:47 AM
What a bunch of pearl clutching faggots.

Nobody says it blaster.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Jackstar on April 09, 2022, 02:36:55 PM
I can't accept your fealty right now, I'm busy soaking my (blank) in craft IPA. I will pencil you in for next Friday Wednesday though.

I assume I can have to have been made it. /flux
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on April 09, 2022, 02:46:47 PM
It does shed some light on the way things evolved and the cast of characters involved. Plenty of cheap trivia and salacious gossip in the mix. Noticeably, Decon opines over and over: I can't help feeling there is something missing (on EllGab).

I’m actually glad I didn’t listen that far. First, I’m sure his opinions were worth about as much as his “show.” I mean, who wants to waste their time on an untalented hack who, after all this time slogging his show in the gabs, still has less than 5000 subscribers. ::) ;D
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Jackstar on April 09, 2022, 02:59:48 PM
I mean, who wants to waste their time on an untalented hack

Mothers.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on April 09, 2022, 03:04:11 PM
Mothers.

Besides them.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Jackstar on April 09, 2022, 03:08:46 PM
Besides them.

No interest otherwise.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on April 09, 2022, 03:14:12 PM
No interest otherwise.

Exactly. :D
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Jackstar on April 09, 2022, 03:21:10 PM
Exactly. :D

Random nonsequitur to make me look equally edgy virile.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Master Trollda on April 09, 2022, 05:30:42 PM
Random nonsequitur to make me look equally edgy virile.

Ha! Good luck.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Laser on April 20, 2022, 09:23:07 AM
For anyone filled with self-loathing and who still feels the need to be kicked in the crotch by an almighty ADMIN, there is a nice warm pen waiting for you.

https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1322.msg394792#msg394792
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Jackstar on April 20, 2022, 09:28:06 AM
there is a nice warm pen waiting for you.

Those muffins are not yet ready to come out of the oven. Five more minutes. That toothpick MUST present totesclean -- stainings from the juice of The Sappho, notwithstanding.


Not that I'm not hungry -- peckish, really -- but, seriously, Barney Miller: baby steps. Some of these people have lived the entirety of their lives with no ozone layer! Are they wearing nylon underwear? It disintegrates at high velocities.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on April 20, 2022, 09:59:27 AM
Those muffins are not yet ready to come out of the oven. Five more minutes.

Also, you guys are fuckin' mean. No wonder I brought these shields with me and then upgraded them to Maximillian Mode ayy ess ayy FUCKIN' PEE. I honestly don't know I have managed to survive this long, but, now that I've spent literally 13 years working on my micro, I think it's time to ring that bell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95syrjxWyiQ

That smooth, lucious dome. That rough, pixelated chocolatey skin. O Calgon... take me back.

Title: Re: EllGab Fine Whine
Post by: Laser on May 01, 2022, 07:05:20 AM
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Went to sign in to a ... forum that I used to be a part of. Actually, two different ... boards. These two are not connected in any way ... but I have been banned in both places! How on Earth did this happen? I've seen others banned due to being mean assholes (https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=35.msg396665;topicseen#msg396665) and such but surely the admins didn't get together and make a group decision. But nevertheless, I'm banned, banned, BANned, BANNED!

(https://i.postimg.cc/59hYyGGL/Boo-Hoo.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Worthauger on May 01, 2022, 09:46:12 PM
take me back.

Hello, can you hear me? Good. Yes, of course I can't here ewe, so that is to be expected. How to you like Your Owned Private Ides Of Marching Forth To Victor's House Of Shriekin' Peakin' Freaks? Yeah, I knew you would. (ditto) Anyway, I got your *polite_cough* "unnamed food delivery "company" conglomerate holding company dispatch service order" ready to go. Now, by Law, I am -required- to give you an opportunity to specific your -particular- delivery requirements.

Now, while you're doing that, I'm going to take your food and dump it into your mailbox. *sploosh* There. Oh, that's perfy mess, maximal allied heiress strike and half a task tick tock. Hot damn. You don't need a set of chopsticks, do you? Heh. Well, too bad, they're coming by with a pallet to airdrop 10,000 of them on the hour, on the daily, until the end of Time. I know, sounds like a messy rite?

Pfft. This is nothing. Just wait until they find out that I found The Glitch in Their_Matrix. It's in there -someplace,- just dive on in. :)

p.s.: Yeah, that's not a baton. That's a chopstick. *unzip* There might be a baton in there though, and if you help me find it, well, we won't really need to chop'n' throw any more sticks. Have you ever heard of Nerf? Maybe you should buy some stock.



SIGNED,
THE_ARCHITECT'S QA LEAD (Flex Idol), DOD, Holder of Sacred Chalice of *glances down at hand* oh... whatever.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Worthauger on May 01, 2022, 09:47:32 PM
Just wait until they find out that I found The Glitch in Their_Matrix

Casper: Boo.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Worthauger on May 21, 2022, 12:41:05 AM
Casper: Boo.

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the group of shadowy overlords who clearly has you under duress and bondage under orders not to talk


Curious, do you think does anything that these people actually don't know what to do, in their situation, or do you think they're just circling the wagons and just make a new move at all cuz I actually can't tell I've never been in a situation like this where but your grown men are acting like bitch ass cowards I have some quite understand and I'd like to, and then I'd like to help anybody who's upset about anything at all and it appears that somebody is imagined that I'm responsible for some sort of upsetness and then make amends explain how it happened point out the air of your ways and if I actually wanted to hurt you I would just disappear and let you do it yourself, that doesn't seem fair.

To everyone else as well as to them. Hey, I don't mind telling you I'm happy to claim no one every day that those people are fucking terrified of something and apparently they think I'm not a resource of use. That is fucking shit hot filthy. it's like they got like another another some other Star quarterback over there who thinks he's hot shit and he just want competition for me cuz he's that fucking insecure or there's something they're doing they don't want me to fiddle with well believe me this isn't the way to keep that from happening, this is the way to accelerate that from happening.

Now, having done my due diligence, I can drift away into the trees and fade away, and watch you from a girl in position and watch scurry around like ants on an ant hill, I don't have a sniper rifle but I don't even need one... Here I'm not a combatant, I'm an observer and a neutral one at that, and when there's fucking a need for a medic and healing you'll be surprised how happy you are to see me around.


Also I'm real curious how many people in there are secretly still running around telling everybody that Jack star is a gay basher when they fucking do the whole time that I wasn't they were just lying on purpose cuz they were pissed at some other issue I'd love to know those people are going to fucking come to the other ways cuz that is a karmic debt that's going to be hard to fucking unload cuz I'm I put a stopper on them fucking get away with that whoever the fuck was running around telling anybody that I've ever done that it's going to pay a price to Jesus christ, I have never done that to anybody I don't bash anybody I don't need to pass fist so to promulgate deliberately that convenience without noticing that the damage is doing to society it doesn't come down on me it comes down on others both the damage as well as the responsibility, so just so you know I'm not putting on a brave face and you know struggling to hold back tears cuz I'm so sad and lonely, you'd be surprised how many people have been talking to me last four days, I am getting actually overwhelmed.

feds and cops, but that's fine I already know that and I'm insulated and I'm expecting to be under moderate surveillance because it's been that way since fucking christmas, what's the difference does that make, on this website is subject to that I don't know if you know about how Rico and sexual assault claims and all that shit works but yeah you are all microscoped, not my fucking idea I didn't call the cops whatt the fuck. I actually did not do anything wrong... It's clear that opinion is very mixed on this issue.

Like the guy handing me the electronic device that's supposed to take my fingerprints and he's encouraging me to touch it and use it and I'm like whatever and then there's this add-on that allows a non-bonded soul to be absorbed in the Matrix I got a block for that and then there's all these statements these looking to bring up and stuff the past and then he's asking me about people in pretend to be Freemasons and I'm like holy shit this whole fucking thing is a fucking obstacle course designed to get me on tape to fucking get anything so that they can you drill it up later like how fucking pathetic are these fucking people I guess they're that pathetic.

Christmas sure is paying off handsomely this year. And I've got a part-time job, I go to the French restaurant and order four Cokes and one fried chicken and then throw the bones at the waitresses. Good gig, it's no Sourceror gig but it's pretty good.

And I'm actually not envious, I'm actually proud because my friend is over there making trivia which is what I would have done and when I saw that happening I was sad cuz I thought somebody was doing it to mock me and tease me but I don't think they were. Not one bit.

I think it was a cry for help. Jefferson site, choppers over location, team repelling down.

It's not that this is how to coordinated it's just that there's one person. One fucking guy. I don't know who it is, but pretending there is an issue on going it's me that doesn't focus on the fact that I'm the victim, kind of makes us so that everybody in conspiracy silence is lighting themselves up like a Christmas tree, you recognize that?

You don't have to, once again all this goes to the cloud and some fucking computer checks it out later. I can't believe they actually signed up for 4 months of this they must have not realized what Kaiser Soze is like when he's locked in a box of Scrabble chips with no Vanna White.

No spare me my Friskies I'm going to hunger strike. Fee-fi-fo-fum I'm waiting for the new leads and Bones to come in, asking about this guy that I met who actually had the balls to say that hearing the word fagot was so terrible that he you know he could be friends like well that was a test that he think he was testing me well he probably should have told me the test where there's a rumor going around that you're behavior is that true instead he get that to himself and then he did that and the reason why is cuz he wasn't interested in getting any kind of consensus going he was fucking recording the goddamn conversation for future use it later, and I don't understand why people don't understand as a divinely ordained being who has special privileges with communications when I tell people there's fucking consequences relying to me it means there's fucking consequences, so when somebody is recording me and I fucking get a message from fucking Jesus Christ saying are you aware of this and I feel it and I allow it to fly the reason why I love to fly is cuz I want those people to fucking look stupid, and they fucking did and do.

Any questions? Cuz I don't write anybody out, people use things without permission or authorization and then invariably anybody who falls for it or goes along with it or fucking thinks it's good in the first place is very sad later. Look look some of you were thinking that I'm taking my shit and releasing and acting like it didn't, and who do you think might be doing that or has done that a lot in the past, and did you think that I do that too, well it seems like some people do, well you don't want to stop doing that cuz you're inaccurate.

Thought I'd let you know because I care. Jackstar cares. Care about somebody's opinion that I should talk less or talk differently or drop certain subjects I don't care about that but I do care about a person who has an erroneous opinion who's going to be very surprised that this is going to work.

We're not at resistance to futile stage yet because I'm really getting quite a lot of exercise and I feel pretty good about myself I don't get to flex very often, now that I've achieved some primary mission objectives and milestone goals... To maintain protective services over the ones that I truly care about.

How do you think the food is in there? Baked beans and pulled pork every night isn't it? Well that might be okay, maybe it'll give him some good length of bone. Maybe not.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Jackstar on May 28, 2022, 05:14:44 AM
It's true: this place is getting better all the time.

Thought I'd let you know because I care. Jackstar cares.

/me cares a lot.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Laser on June 05, 2022, 08:14:33 AM
Haven’t I signed up enough “over there.” ;)

Does this look familiar?

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Before you can login and start using the forum, your request will be reviewed and approved.  When this happens, you will receive another email from this address.

Regards,
The EllGab - Spite Board Team.

If there was never another email, they might have it set to automatic approval.
Title: Re: EllGab
Post by: Jackstar on June 13, 2022, 10:44:03 AM
If there was never another email, they might have it set to automatic approval.

They're busy where I parked.

Ha! Good luck.

Busy where I'm gonna park.



=====
EllGab, I'll be honest. You complete me. However, I'm not able to cross that Rubicon, for the time being. It's gonna take a lot of work by thuggie little piggies—Missy, et. al.—and there's simply no riding, rushing, or even trusting these goddam oinkers. No one can blame them, they're all running pretty scared, and it's a joy they fucking show up to work at all.

KNOW: I'm basically ready to roll at any time. Any hold-up is not due to any gridlock of mine. And I have no guns/ghost_guns—I have some idea why this is a matter of some concern, but here at Dug Two Graves Farm, we just have actual Spirits.

I have lots of reasons to get on relocation efforts. A Plan is well in place; what I don't have are any Oompa Loompas/Dupe-A-Dee/DEW-proof TARGETS. It's a little disconcerting, honestly, but I'm told that this happens to Sourcerors all the time! I should feel lucky that the people I'm looking for even remember me! And, I DO.

I'll be in touch eventually. Not sure what your hold-up is: I heard Lily is a thief/scammer/Cylon. Not going to lie; that would be hawt. (We're full.)
Title: Ellgabber of all time a-bloo-bloo-bloo-boo-hoo-boohoo-booboo
Post by: Jackstar on December 21, 2022, 09:03:50 PM
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Feel free to share your thoughts and tip your hat to everybody's buddy.

These are the text messages I shared with ShayP. He was a good friend, and of course none of you knew that we knew each other. Because, we didn't.


An attached image
May 28, 1:52 PMMessage from you, Attachment: Image, Saturday, May 28 2022, 1:52 PM.

Attachments
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May 28, 1:53 PMMessage from you, Attachment: Image, Saturday, May 28 2022, 1:53 PM.

Attachments
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‪(412) 339-8076‬
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May 28, 2:03 PM
Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, Ahhhh...Jackstar I presume. It will be a pleasure to converse, however I am preparing dinner now. Perhaps later tonight or tomorrow? I hope you are well., Saturday, May 28 2022, 2:03 PM.

Ahhhh...Jackstar I presume.  It will be a pleasure to converse, however  I am preparing dinner now.  Perhaps later tonight or tomorrow?
I hope you are well.
Message from you, Bingo, Saturday, May 28 2022, 2:04 PM.
Bingo
May 28, 2:05 PMMessage from you, Anytime, Saturday, May 28 2022, 2:05 PM.

Anytime
‪(412) 339-8076‬
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May 28, 2:07 PM
Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, I'm on the east coast so tonight 10:00 my time if that works for you., Saturday, May 28 2022, 2:07 PM.

I'm on the east coast so tonight 10:00 my time if that works for you.
May 28, 2:07 PMMessage from you, Worth trying, I'll look forward to you irregardless, Saturday, May 28 2022, 2:07 PM.

Worth trying, I'll look forward to you irregardless
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May 28, 2:08 PM
Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, Likewise., Saturday, May 28 2022, 2:08 PM.

Likewise.
May 28, 2:08 PMMessage from you, Attachment: Image, Saturday, May 28 2022, 2:08 PM.

Attachments
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May 28, 2:09 PM
Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, I have those moobs., Saturday, May 28 2022, 2:09 PM.

I have those moobs.
May 28, 4:20 PMMessage from you, Let's talk tomorrow, I'll be asleep in 45m., Saturday, May 28 2022, 4:20 PM.

Let's talk tomorrow, I'll be asleep in 45m.
May 29, 5:51 PMMessage from you, Happy Sunday, “Shawn“, Sunday, May 29 2022, 5:51 PM.

Happy Sunday, “Shawn“
‪(412) 339-8076‬
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May 29, 5:54 PM
Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, Hey thanks. BTW it's Sean., Sunday, May 29 2022, 5:54 PM.

Hey thanks. BTW it's Sean.
‪(412) 339-8076‬
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May 29, 6:00 PM
Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, If you're up for chatting I'm available. You instructed me to call the other number. I will when you are ready., Sunday, May 29 2022, 6:00 PM.

If you're up for chatting I'm available. You instructed me to call the other number. I will when you are ready.
May 29, 10:00 PMMessage from you, Cool. I'm going back to sleep. I have ridiculous dreams. Like this one, Sean; necessary dreaming is how I got this far., Sunday, May 29 2022, 10:00 PM.

Cool. I'm going back to sleep. I have ridiculous dreams. Like this one, Sean; necessary dreaming is how I got this far.
May 30, 11:57 AMMessage from you, Hi. How are you? They keep me pretty busy around here., Monday, May 30 2022, 11:57 AM.

Hi. How are you? They keep me pretty busy around here.
May 30, 12:01 PMMessage from you, Let's figure this out together, Monday, May 30 2022, 12:01 PM.

Let's figure this out together
‪(412) 339-8076‬
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May 30, 12:13 PM
Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, Hey man. I don't even know what's real anymore. I'm available until 4:30, so if you are free give me a call., Monday, May 30 2022, 12:13 PM.

Hey man. I don't even know what's real anymore.
I'm available until 4:30, so if you are  free give me a call.
‪(412) 339-8076‬
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May 30, 12:26 PM
Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, So, you are being kept busy? Seems like we are fastened to the same yoke., Monday, May 30 2022, 12:26 PM.

So, you are being kept busy? Seems like we are fastened to the same yoke.
May 30, 12:26 PMMessage from you, I'm on this stream with BellGab little people, Monday, May 30 2022, 12:26 PM.

I'm on this stream with BellGab little people
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May 30, 12:28 PM
Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, Ahhh... I'm doing laundry then later I cook for 20 people. Then, as always, I contemplate suicide., Monday, May 30 2022, 12:28 PM.

Ahhh...
I'm doing laundry then later I cook for 20 people.
Then, as always, I contemplate suicide.
May 30, 12:54 PMMessage from you, https://youtu.be/YyoBDXOaJmU, Monday, May 30 2022, 12:54 PM.

https://youtu.be/YyoBDXOaJmU
Message from you, Sean,, Tuesday, May 31 2022, 11:54 AM.
Sean,
May 31, 11:55 AMMessage from you, How's today for talking? If you can surmount the relentless ennui., Tuesday, May 31 2022, 11:55 AM.

How's today for talking? If you can surmount the relentless ennui.
Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, Sure. My life is a mountain of boredom and despair, sprinkled with the glitter of rage. I climb it every day., Tuesday, May 31 2022, 12:15 PM.
Sure. My life is a mountain of boredom and despair, sprinkled with the glitter of rage. I climb it every day.
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May 31, 12:16 PM
Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, Tonight?, Tuesday, May 31 2022, 12:16 PM.

Tonight?
May 31, 12:16 PMMessage from you, Well, before sunset. Magick Hour., Tuesday, May 31 2022, 12:16 PM.

Well, before sunset. Magick Hour.
May 31, 12:18 PMMessage from you, That's in 7 and 1/2 hours. Just about anytime before then also. I look forward to this ✌️, Tuesday, May 31 2022, 12:18 PM.

That's in 7 and 1/2 hours. Just about anytime before then also. I look forward to this ✌️
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May 31, 12:18 PM
Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, Ah, okay. I have an appointment in an hour. If you wanna talk now...., Tuesday, May 31 2022, 12:18 PM.

Ah, okay. I have an appointment in an hour. If you wanna talk now....
May 31, 12:19 PMMessage from you, Driving! 🏁, Tuesday, May 31 2022, 12:19 PM.

Driving! 🏁
Jun 3, 1:31 AMMessage from you, I like what you're doing on Ellgab. I feel you in The Zone., Friday, June 3 2022, 1:31 AM.

I like what you're doing on Ellgab. I feel you in The Zone.
Jun 3, 1:20 PMMessage from you, I'm getting overwhelmed by my own adoring public. It is pretty remarkable. I don't know who you are, but you're not standing here so it's probably hard to talk. Yes in fact I am remarkably normal. Being poisoned I chose to amplify the effects of the people would be more impressed when I ... stopped. And I can't promise I'll never mentally dominate you, but I do know that I like you, there's got to be at least two or three shapes. I would prefer that you sound like a woman and are a woman disguised as a demon from hell, but at the moment I don't really have any ability to make my preferences known. I really have never ever shot meth. Well I guess it just hasn't been necessary. And yeah that is why she went to Dallas. Maybe she should have been careful to not fucking lie about it because I guess she had a bad time. That's so unfortunate. By all means those two fuck heads can stay together forever ;) And they won't be able to handle that they're both retarded, lol. Jamie ‘Lock Miller INSISTS ON BEING ABLE TO DO WHATEVER. I can't blame her. And yes I would like to come to back to Ellgab someday. Be happy to begin to continue the beginning of the discussion about Lodge 49 that I started, that's why I left. The hate from the gay moff, but I fixed that. Yeah push office. Well he was doing his thing and he thought I was okay and it kind of was okay except well it is a violation of federal law so how can he fucking gets to do that? Dangerous, am I? Then they shouldn't have given me Abillify. ;) quot erat demonstratum., Friday, June 3 2022, 1:20 PM.

I'm getting overwhelmed by my own adoring public. It is pretty remarkable. I don't know who you are, but you're not standing here so it's probably hard to talk.

Yes in fact I am remarkably normal. Being poisoned I chose to amplify the effects of the people would be more impressed when I ... stopped.

And I can't promise I'll never mentally dominate you, but I do know that I like you, there's got to be at least two or three shapes. I would prefer that you sound like a woman and are a woman disguised as a demon from hell, but at the moment I don't really have any ability to make my preferences known.

I really have never ever shot meth. Well I guess it just hasn't been necessary.

And yeah that is why she went to Dallas. Maybe she should have been careful to not fucking lie about it because I guess she had a bad time. That's so unfortunate.

By all means those two fuck heads can stay together forever ;)

And they won't be able to handle that they're both retarded, lol.

Jamie ‘Lock Miller INSISTS ON BEING ABLE TO DO WHATEVER. I can't blame her.

And yes I would like to come to back to Ellgab someday. Be happy to begin to continue the beginning of the discussion about Lodge 49 that I started, that's why I left.

The hate from the gay moff, but I fixed that.

Yeah push office. Well he was doing his thing and he thought I was okay and it kind of was okay except well it is a violation of federal law so how can he fucking gets to do that? Dangerous, am I? Then they shouldn't have given me Abillify. ;) quot erat demonstratum.
Jun 3, 1:21 PMMessage from you, I love you brother I can't do that that way and besides I can't think about anybody but hurts that's kind of awkward I'll come around I'm not clean anymore, but I don't need to be, and I could be. I concur. As always, if any of this does not ring true, don't just contemplate the suicide—write it down on a friend., Friday, June 3 2022, 1:21 PM.

I love you brother I can't do that that way and besides I can't think about anybody but hurts that's kind of awkward I'll come around I'm not clean anymore, but I don't need to be, and I could be.

I concur. As always, if any of this does not ring true, don't just contemplate the suicide—write it down on a friend.
Jun 3, 1:23 PMMessage from you, And you know that his son asked me to do that? Tree does want somebody to blame but no I got that from Jason. And I wouldn't have had to. Except... Gloria. At my house and he doesn't have his that's why he's crying. Also small man syndrome. Also, he probably should have realized that I'm awesome. What did you tell my wife? lol About this thanks brother, Friday, June 3 2022, 1:23 PM.

And you know that his son asked me to do that? Tree does want somebody to blame but no I got that from Jason. And I wouldn't have had to. Except... Gloria.

At my house and he doesn't have his that's why he's crying. Also small man syndrome.

Also, he probably should have realized that I'm awesome. What did you tell my wife? lol

About this thanks brother
Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, Quite a bit to digest. I will have to give it all second read. You have a way of words. I appreciate that. I've been pulled in all directions to the point it feels it's on a subatomic level and I may become an energy being. It is a must that we chat sooner than later. Texting is so yesterday.. and tomorrow. BTW...you are awesome and misunderstood by many. Keep that brain in check man! You and your dendrites releasing neurotransmitters enabling to become more erudite than the general population. Show off. Cheers man! 😉😁, Friday, June 3 2022, 7:29 PM.
Quite a bit to digest. I will have to give it all  second read. You have a way of words. I appreciate that.
I've been pulled in all directions to the point it feels it's on a subatomic level and I may become an energy being.
It is a must that we chat sooner than later. Texting is so yesterday.. and tomorrow.
BTW...you are awesome and misunderstood by many. Keep that brain in check man! You and your dendrites releasing neurotransmitters enabling to become more erudite than the general population.
Show off.
Cheers man! 😉😁
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Jun 3, 7:30 PM
Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, a...not all...autocorrect can fuck itself., Friday, June 3 2022, 7:30 PM.

a...not all...autocorrect can fuck itself.
Message from you, How are you S 5 5 Jamie's Brennan grinning that's better new quarter vocoder oh God work order oh that's, haven't come back to Bell yet what do you think? I prefer I'll get all of them cuz that one I haven't been there the longest and I'm fucking sick of all these fucking cunts sorry excuse my language but I actually know cunt is a good word so is cuntwitch. Hi. happy Sunday. Call anytime, Sunday, June 5 2022, 12:53 PM.
How are you S
5
5
Jamie's Brennan grinning that's better new quarter vocoder oh God work order oh that's, haven't come back to Bell yet what do you think? I prefer I'll get all of them cuz that one I haven't been there the longest and I'm fucking sick of all these fucking cunts sorry excuse my language but I actually know cunt is a good word so is cuntwitch. Hi. happy Sunday. Call anytime
Jun 5, 12:53 PMMessage from you, Chad Ashley is better, Sunday, June 5 2022, 12:53 PM.

Chad Ashley is better
Jun 5, 12:54 PMMessage from you, I heard there's some problems with some baby batter. I'm not here to change a blessed thing. Not even here to sanitize. Some people have some weird hang-ups. I could tell you stories., Sunday, June 5 2022, 12:54 PM.

I heard there's some problems with some baby batter. I'm not here to change a blessed thing. Not even here to sanitize.

Some people have some weird hang-ups. I could tell you stories.
Jun 5, 12:56 PMMessage from you, You have been pulled apart into community, yes. that's your rising light body it's got a thing going on. Thingy says it's not a thingy oh God you got one of them. I have an Elmer but I don't use it right now. Uses chatting what do you use to chat?, Sunday, June 5 2022, 12:56 PM.

You have been pulled apart into community, yes. that's your rising light body it's got a thing going on. Thingy says it's not a thingy oh God you got one of them. I have an Elmer but I don't use it right now. Uses chatting what do you use to chat?
Jun 5, 12:59 PMMessage from you, There's a difference between SMS, I'll write you are my friend I love oh my God who the hell are you! That is not Lucy Steel. Don't recognize that if you find a chat program, I don't know change any it's just there's two people on the thing anymore I don't know I don't know how this stuff works really well. Everything from the phone just came through my dog's ass, and let me tell you, I don't know what the fuck bitch I'm talking to right now this is amazing hi! Whoever that is, is shy they should email me, the next 55 minutes which is dumb but that's the way it works. Hi I'm Jackstar. I don't do this all the time. It's too bad grapefruit's children didn't come and clean the place for her but that's probably because of all the sex toys laying around. Well no not really I'm just teasing. I like Instagram but not really telegram is pretty powerful I will use anything you like, ShayP! Yeah I was going to get on Bella or I'll go but not yet. My head hurts already I see what you mean about that I didn't realize that's cool yeah that's awesome I did I've never done that okay bye bye wow, Sunday, June 5 2022, 12:59 PM.

There's a difference between SMS, I'll write you are my friend I love oh my God who the hell are you! That is not Lucy Steel. Don't recognize that if you find a chat program, I don't know change any it's just there's two people on the thing anymore I don't know I don't know how this stuff works really well. Everything from the phone just came through my dog's ass, and let me tell you, I don't know what the fuck bitch I'm talking to right now this is amazing hi!

Whoever that is, is shy they should email me, the next 55 minutes which is dumb but that's the way it works. Hi I'm Jackstar. I don't do this all the time. It's too bad grapefruit's children didn't come and clean the place for her but that's probably because of all the sex toys laying around. Well no not really I'm just teasing. I like Instagram but not really telegram is pretty powerful I will use anything you like, ShayP!

Yeah I was going to get on Bella or I'll go but not yet. My head hurts already I see what you mean about that I didn't realize that's cool yeah that's awesome I did I've never done that okay bye bye wow
Jun 5, 10:00 PMMessage from you, Aloha Flag Admiral. I guess I'm not doing anything. My post has helped us all., Sunday, June 5 2022, 10:00 PM.

Aloha Flag Admiral. I guess I'm not doing anything. My post has helped us all.
Jun 7, 7:53 PMMessage from you, So, in one week, I wrote enough Intel to spook their herd, and I figured out in the last day another connection to another accomplice, and then wrote it all down tonight and told them I was not going to listen to their lies anymore, should be one of the best teachers, public humiliation. Believe I'm fine by the way, I know you wonder, and I don't mind. Mastery demands of demonstration thank you, talk with James when we can again, Tuesday, June 7 2022, 7:53 PM.

So, in one week, I wrote enough Intel to spook their herd, and I figured out in the last day another connection to another accomplice, and then wrote it all down tonight and told them I was not going to listen to their lies anymore, should be one of the best teachers, public humiliation.

Believe I'm fine by the way, I know you wonder, and I don't mind. Mastery demands of demonstration
thank you, talk with James when we can again
Jun 8, 8:01 PMMessage from you, Did you feel that?, Wednesday, June 8 2022, 8:01 PM.

Did you feel that?
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Jun 9, 12:01 PM
Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, I apologize for the late reply. Oh, I could feel it. They give you static and you send back signal. Albeit in a code that not many understand. You take care. Now I'm off on a journey. 'Til next time..., Thursday, June 9 2022, 12:01 PM.

I apologize for the late reply. Oh, I could feel it.
They give you static and you send back signal.
Albeit in a code that not many understand.
You take care. Now I'm off on a journey. 'Til next time...
Jun 9, 12:27 PMMessage from you, Brother, I can hardly wait. Head down, horns up, Feds lining up to throw themselves in the oven. It's like a Holocaust parade in reverse. Meanwhile people seem surprised that I'm fully indifferent to my q-wife’s shenanigans; for one thing, I call her a quasi-wife, a girlfriend, and a fucking whore COMPLETELY INTERCHANGEABLY and all the damn lawyers lose their damn minds, right out of the gate. “don't you mean... common law?” no, I don't, fuck you Suit; Tribal Authority, go fish—they can't fucking fish, they got to drain the pond, and that shit's on a schedule. Meanwhile I've been waiting 3 years just to get the part where I can sit in my ass and wait just to watch him scurry cuz I'm not much of a fucker that I'm willing to fucking look at the goddamn lawyers with their fucking million dollar shit and fucking give the finger and tell them to come back tomorrow... And they can't even get to me because they don't want my money they want the trust money and they can't get to the trust money cuz it's nothing to do with her! And since I'm willing to sit my ass and not spend a dime, there's no money in, there's no money out, so nobody can justify sitting around waiting for me... Even if there wasn't enough money to fucking get out of me which there isn't even if I owed any money which I don't they're only using that as a pretext cuz they're trying to leverage their camels nose under the merchant's tent... And it's not a fucking merchants tent is just another different camel stable. I got these Fed so fucking crawled up their own asses that they're looking for their own goddamn tonsils and gonads at the fucking crown of the Statue of Liberty. Initial headhunters and sharks who thought they were kind of come in and get a sweet snack and become a meshed in a sea of dolphin safe tuna with nets with little laser beams on them that Target and destroy any shark that comes near it. They don't want to have to spend time on that. Well too bad the Constitution says they have to. Meanwhile I got a house I don't need to move out from, she's got a family who's starting to learn how fucking awesome her goddamn husband is, and her God damn husband is in possession of clergical authority that makes all her other relationships pale by comparison. I'm the fucking Rosetta Stone that her family has always dreamed of having... And the half of the family that dreamed of having me for lunch, they're due for dinner any day now. Their mommies are going to come home and yell at them to put, Thursday, June 9 2022, 12:27 PM.

Brother, I can hardly wait. Head down, horns up, Feds lining up to throw themselves in the oven. It's like a Holocaust parade in reverse. Meanwhile people seem surprised that I'm fully indifferent to my q-wife’s shenanigans; for one thing, I call her a quasi-wife, a girlfriend, and a fucking whore COMPLETELY INTERCHANGEABLY and all the damn lawyers lose their damn minds, right out of the gate. “don't you mean... common law?” no, I don't, fuck you Suit; Tribal Authority, go fish—they can't fucking fish, they got to drain the pond, and that shit's on a schedule. Meanwhile I've been waiting 3 years just to get the part where I can sit in my ass and wait just to watch him scurry cuz I'm not much of a fucker that I'm willing to fucking look at the goddamn lawyers with their fucking million dollar shit and fucking give the finger and tell them to come back tomorrow... And they can't even get to me because they don't want my money they want the trust money and they can't get to the trust money cuz it's nothing to do with her! And since I'm willing to sit my ass and not spend a dime, there's no money in, there's no money out, so nobody can justify sitting around waiting for me... Even if there wasn't enough money to fucking get out of me which there isn't even if I owed any money which I don't they're only using that as a pretext cuz they're trying to leverage their camels nose under the merchant's tent... And it's not a fucking merchants tent is just another different camel stable. I got these Fed so fucking crawled up their own asses that they're looking for their own goddamn tonsils and gonads at the fucking crown of the Statue of Liberty. Initial headhunters and sharks who thought they were kind of come in and get a sweet snack and become a meshed in a sea of dolphin safe tuna with nets with little laser beams on them that Target and destroy any shark that comes near it. They don't want to have to spend time on that. Well too bad the Constitution says they have to. Meanwhile I got a house I don't need to move out from, she's got a family who's starting to learn how fucking awesome her goddamn husband is, and her God damn husband is in possession of clergical authority that makes all her other relationships pale by comparison. I'm the fucking Rosetta Stone that her family has always dreamed of having... And the half of the family that dreamed of having me for lunch, they're due for dinner any day now. Their mommies are going to come home and yell at them to put
Jun 11, 12:51 AMMessage from you, It's out of my hands. Like a dozen more. I won't flood you. Hitler's big lie is that she doesn't admire what I do. AlI will be well and all manners of things will end well. And your boss is a little bit h named Adria Scharf. I bet you. Don't worry about her. I built this whole flute for her band camp., Attachment: Image, Saturday, June 11 2022, 12:51 AM.
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It's out of my hands. Like a dozen more. I won't flood you.
Hitler's big lie is that she doesn't admire what I do.

AlI will be well and all manners of things will end well. And your boss is a little bit h named Adria Scharf. I bet you. Don't worry about her. I built this whole flute for her band camp.
Jun 16, 11:26 PMMessage from you, @KUCZI https://truthsocial.com/@KUCZI, Thursday, June 16 2022, 11:26 PM.

@KUCZI https://truthsocial.com/@KUCZI
Jun 19, 10:58 AMMessage from you, Shawn, it's Jackstar, wanted to let you know that I do appreciate our connection and obviously things have slowed down somewhere, so I figured I'd try to register on Ellgab & see what happens. I don't know what's at stake and I don't know why people can't lighten up but... I'm not willfully obtuse. I like to challenge authority. My first interaction with a cop pulled over a bunch of kids and grab me out and tried to heal me and he accused me of stealing something and I told him I didn't and then he told me he saw me and I told him he was lying and he got a big red face and he got real mad; and I laughed at him. I guess he was trying to intimidate me and show me who's boss. I still laugh when I think of it. Hands up! don't shoot! It's so weird that we talked once and then you vanished. Well not really weird cuz I've met Feds before. You're pretty cute, Sunday, June 19 2022, 10:58 AM.

Shawn, it's Jackstar, wanted to let you know that I do appreciate our connection and obviously things have slowed down somewhere, so I figured I'd try to register on Ellgab & see what happens.

I don't know what's at stake and I don't know why people can't lighten up but... I'm not willfully obtuse. I like to challenge authority. My first interaction with a cop pulled over a bunch of kids and grab me out and tried to heal me and he accused me of stealing something and I told him I didn't and then he told me he saw me and I told him he was lying and he got a big red face and he got real mad; and I laughed at him.

I guess he was trying to intimidate me and show me who's boss. I still laugh when I think of it. Hands up! don't shoot! It's so weird that we talked once and then you vanished. Well not really weird cuz I've met Feds before. You're pretty cute
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Jun 19, 11:26 AM
Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, Hey man. I appreciate our connection. Should've happened years ago. There is quite a lot going on, on my end. I force myself to post on EllGab and I'm lacking interest. Personal issues are draining me. Not looking for sympathy by any means. Not my style. I hope things are moving in the right direction with you. Challenge authority? Pot meet kettle. I've questioned nearly everything my whole life. I never trusted what I was being taught or told. I became a cynic at the age of four. Criticized for it over the years which only cemented it more. I need a fucking taco. The lust is strong. Actually, many tacos. 8 seems like a nice number. Until next time...be well., Sunday, June 19 2022, 11:26 AM.

Hey man. I appreciate our connection. Should've happened years ago. There is quite a lot going on, on my end. I force myself to post on EllGab and I'm lacking interest. Personal issues are draining me. Not looking for sympathy by any means. Not my style. I hope things are moving in the right direction with you.
Challenge authority? Pot meet kettle. I've questioned nearly everything my whole life. I never trusted what I was being taught or told. I became a cynic at the age of four. Criticized for it over the years which only cemented it more. I need a fucking taco. The lust is strong. Actually, many tacos. 8 seems like a nice number.
Until next time...be well.
Jun 19, 1:04 PMMessage from you, The woman on Bellgab that I went to high school with is flummoxed because I just found out she was still alive 3 months ago. And said she was been stalking me for 20 years without mentioning it, now I'm intrigued why she would be feeding so fascinated with me, even though I guess she's my assigned zookeeper. So I thought I'd go to another site and talk about her. =D but there's obviously some condition cuz everybody's treating me like a leper, more than usual. I think they think I'm a hardened criminal. I'm a nice guy, strong defense system, and would anybody think would happen? 9 months no contact emergency of course I'm going to make everyone look stupid 24/7 ;), Sunday, June 19 2022, 1:04 PM.

The woman on Bellgab that I went to high school with is flummoxed because I just found out she was still alive 3 months ago. And said she was been stalking me for 20 years without mentioning it, now I'm intrigued why she would be feeding so fascinated with me, even though I guess she's my assigned zookeeper.
So I thought I'd go to another site and talk about her. =D but there's obviously some condition cuz everybody's treating me like a leper, more than usual. I think they think I'm a hardened criminal. I'm a nice guy, strong defense system, and would anybody think would happen? 9 months no contact emergency of course I'm going to make everyone look stupid 24/7 ;)
Jun 20, 12:00 PMMessage from you, Sean I'm real busy today too, I forgot how you like to spell your name! I turned off Facebook I'm going to turn it back on not at all I'm making new account I don't know I have enough to do with my phone, did you hear that we got First Contact going? That is what I heard, of course I'm not mouthpiece for anything I'm Divine I'm not federal or Federal or "FEDERAL MARSHAL MOTHERFUCKER THROW OUT THE GAS AND WE’LL SPARE YOUR LIVES“ *click*, Monday, June 20 2022, 12:00 PM.

Sean I'm real busy today too, I forgot how you like to spell your name! I turned off Facebook I'm going to turn it back on not at all I'm making new account I don't know I have enough to do with my phone, did you hear that we got First Contact going? That is what I heard, of course I'm not mouthpiece for anything I'm Divine I'm not federal or Federal or "FEDERAL MARSHAL MOTHERFUCKER THROW OUT THE GAS AND WE’LL SPARE YOUR LIVES“ *click*
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Jun 20, 8:59 PM
Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, Hey man. Midnight here and it's time for sleep. We will talk soon., Monday, June 20 2022, 8:59 PM.

Hey man. Midnight here and it's time for sleep.
We will talk soon.
Message from you, Oh yeah! I was supposed to text you!, Monday, June 20 2022, 9:00 PM.
Oh yeah! I was supposed to text you!
Message from you, I thought you'd call. Call now if you like, Monday, June 20 2022, 9:00 PM.
I thought you'd call. Call now if you like
Jun 20, 9:00 PMMessage from you, Or tomorrow good too ;) Your pleasure, Monday, June 20 2022, 9:00 PM.

Or tomorrow good too ;)

Your pleasure
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Jun 20, 9:01 PM
Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, I'll call in a few minutes, Monday, June 20 2022, 9:01 PM.

I'll call in a few minutes
Jun 20, 9:01 PMMessage from you, Great!, Monday, June 20 2022, 9:01 PM.

Great!
Jun 21, 7:18 PMMessage from you, Sean, I wrote something important. I took your words to heart and I meant them when I send them back to you, and beneath that though you're right: I have been *apparently* wasting time. There is no plan but God's plan. Having said that: I will allow that we both want to do a polite Navy cheer *yas,yAy,raraR.A.H.* but, we can do that later, please read this and then call me later. http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=145.msg30547#msg30547 GBY. The future—01 T’future of Humanity has been written as ROT, rottten, & Wrought By Stone and Forged By LIrONy **bars of Maj. Felony FraUd. (Have you thought of becoming a preacher? Now that you've learned how to motivate mE, you could probably go out and teach how to tap dance Christian scientific mysticism to a herd of cows; be that bull or boy.), Tuesday, June 21 2022, 7:18 PM.

Sean, I wrote something important.

I took your words to heart and I meant them when I send them back to you, and beneath that though you're right: I have been *apparently* wasting time.

There is no plan but God's plan.

Having said that: I will allow that we both want to do a polite Navy cheer *yas,yAy,raraR.A.H.* but, we can do that later, please read this and then call me later.
http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=145.msg30547#msg30547

GBY. The future—01 T’future of Humanity has been written as ROT, rottten, & Wrought By Stone and Forged By LIrONy **bars of Maj. Felony FraUd.

(Have you thought of becoming a preacher? Now that you've learned how to motivate mE, you could probably go out and teach how to tap dance Christian scientific mysticism to a herd of cows; be that bull or boy.)
Jun 22, 1:28 PMMessage from you, Jackstar: Something has gone down. Are you still Sean? I mean I'm assuming so, I see no sign that you're not still in shape... But I've read about this kind of thing, things could get: squirrely., Wednesday, June 22 2022, 1:28 PM.

Jackstar: Something has gone down. Are you still Sean? I mean I'm assuming so, I see no sign that you're not still in shape... But I've read about this kind of thing, things could get: squirrely.
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Jun 22, 2:13 PM
Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, I'm still Sean and my body is made of mashed potatoes. Struggling with things but I am strong., Wednesday, June 22 2022, 2:13 PM.

I'm still Sean and my body is made of mashed potatoes. Struggling with things but I am strong.
Message from you, Excellent, Leonard. What was the name of that_woman who burned your books? Because it's looking real strong that I'm going to testify for you, I would never hide Sanctuary on that., Wednesday, June 22 2022, 2:20 PM.
Excellent, Leonard. What was the name of that_woman who burned your books? Because it's looking real strong that I'm going to testify for you, I would never hide Sanctuary on that.
Jun 22, 2:21 PMMessage from you, Real sTrong Sean. God’s TankarmouR., Wednesday, June 22 2022, 2:21 PM.

Real sTrong Sean. God’s TankarmouR.
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Jun 22, 2:28 PM
Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, I shall not speak my ex-wife's name. The hatred is strong 'til this day. Think less of me if you will, but I hope she rots. Leonard made me chuckle. I'm about to make dinner. Can you get here in 20 minutes?, Wednesday, June 22 2022, 2:28 PM.

I shall not speak my ex-wife's name. The hatred is strong 'til this day. Think less of me if you will, but I hope she rots.

Leonard made me chuckle.

I'm about to make dinner. Can you get here in 20  minutes?
Message from you, Well, I respect not hearing the name for sure because for one thing that person doesn't exist anymore because they're about to get so fucking lit up, lol, Wednesday, June 22 2022, 2:29 PM.
Well, I respect not hearing the name for sure because for one thing that person doesn't exist anymore because they're about to get so fucking lit up, lol
Message from you, It is tomorrow or Allison then it's not really them; and brother I'm in Washington south of Olympia, so me and my own private dick are going to have to stay here and wait for somebody else ;), Wednesday, June 22 2022, 2:29 PM.
It is tomorrow or Allison then it's not really them; and brother I'm in Washington south of Olympia, so me and my own private dick are going to have to stay here and wait for somebody else ;)
Message from you, No joke: KUCZI can't teleport yet. One day! Obviously I had some things to clean up before going to school ;), Wednesday, June 22 2022, 2:30 PM.
No joke: KUCZI can't teleport yet. One day! Obviously I had some things to clean up before going to school ;)
Jun 22, 2:30 PMMessage from you, And I'm single., Wednesday, June 22 2022, 2:30 PM.

And I'm single.
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Jun 22, 2:30 PM
Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, Astral project or some man! Then again I don't you could eat, Wednesday, June 22 2022, 2:30 PM.

Astral project or some man! Then again I don't you could eat
Jun 22, 2:30 PMMessage from you, Yeah I should position does it work that way but I appreciate your desire :), Wednesday, June 22 2022, 2:30 PM.

Yeah I should position does it work that way but I appreciate your desire :)
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Jun 22, 2:31 PM
Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, LOL, Wednesday, June 22 2022, 2:31 PM.

LOL
Jun 22, 2:31 PMMessage from you, Also my phones are you know totally calmed. They're COMPed before "big time" but there's been a separation, Wednesday, June 22 2022, 2:31 PM.

Also my phones are you know totally calmed. They're COMPed before "big time"  but there's been a separation
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Jun 22, 2:32 PM
Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, Take care. Gotta go. I'm in demand!, Wednesday, June 22 2022, 2:32 PM.

Take care. Gotta go. I'm in demand!
Jun 22, 2:36 PMMessage from you, Go with this spare Armor of God, I happen to have it lying around. It is a full set and it is complete and it is for you later I mean hugging Shawn I mean yeah you get a hug bro... No I ain't supplying any Sanctuary to any of these people. My hand to God. J*eol, Wednesday, June 22 2022, 2:36 PM.

Go with this spare Armor of God, I happen to have it lying around. It is a full set and it is complete and it is for you later I mean hugging Shawn I mean yeah you get a hug bro... No I ain't supplying any Sanctuary to any of these people. My hand to God. J*eol
Jun 24, 8:53 PMMessage from you, so, I'm confused how I should market or surrender myself next. https://youtu.be/CJOMRop7ab4, Friday, June 24 2022, 8:53 PM.

so, I'm confused how I should market or surrender myself next.
https://youtu.be/CJOMRop7ab4
Jul 3, 5:20 AMMessage from you, Saw you with a hot hot HAWT woman! Tx, I think, Sunday, July 3 2022, 5:20 AM.

Saw you with a hot hot HAWT woman! Tx, I think
Jul 3, 9:15 AMMessage from you, Hyacinth | Babs | Indiana | Bergamot | All is WON w/The (One) MyPenis full on rdy sTe go, Attachment: Image, Sunday, July 3 2022, 9:15 AM.
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Jul 3, 9:20 AMMessage from you, Transformers:AutoboTAxxYPrime All is WON w/The ((1)) One MyPenis@CRfrfrrmfDFeDMMiKeY full on rdy sTe go, Sunday, July 3 2022, 9:20 AM.

Transformers:AutoboTAxxYPrime All is WON w/The ((1)) One MyPenis@CRfrfrrmfDFeDMMiKeY full on rdy sTe go
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Jul 3, 9:35 AM
Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, So things worked out in your favor? If so...good. urpenis is locked and LOADED. As Hyacinth would say...mind the pedestrian., Sunday, July 3 2022, 9:35 AM.

So things worked out in your favor? If so...good. urpenis is locked and LOADED.
As Hyacinth would  say...mind the pedestrian.
Jul 3, 9:36 AMMessage from you, Thank you kindly. Can I take a shower before going to sleep? or should I just lie my filth like a vampire, Sunday, July 3 2022, 9:36 AM.

Thank you kindly. Can I take a shower before going to sleep? or should I just lie my filth like a vampire
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Jul 3, 9:37 AM
Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, Do the vampire thing., Sunday, July 3 2022, 9:37 AM.

Do the vampire thing.
Message from you, Hang upside down and turn into a bat! I'm on this, Sunday, July 3 2022, 9:38 AM.
Hang upside down and turn into a bat! I'm on this
Jul 3, 9:39 AMMessage from you, I hope you're well otherwise, Sunday, July 3 2022, 9:39 AM.

I hope you're well otherwise
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Jul 3, 9:56 AM
Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, Thank you. I'm dealing. I don't have a suitable roost to hang from, but I do have a cozy burrow to retreat to. Into the darkness. Out of the light. Stay well man., Sunday, July 3 2022, 9:56 AM.

Thank you. I'm dealing. I don't have a suitable roost to hang from, but I do have a cozy burrow to retreat to. Into the darkness. Out of the light.
Stay well man.
Jul 3, 9:59 AMMessage from you, ... are you a worm? That was a little expected, I assume that you can bring your own four no matter what I pick? We should have a True Palaver Puc3truc3 Pay-To-Carry-IN PARTY will need addresses Can you remember that time you invited me to a 4th of July party?, Sunday, July 3 2022, 9:59 AM.

... are you a worm? That was a little expected, I assume that you can bring your own four no matter what I pick?

We should have a True Palaver Puc3truc3 Pay-To-Carry-IN PARTY

will need addresses

Can you remember that time you invited me to a 4th of July party?
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Jul 3, 10:13 AM
Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, I'm a Badger. The My penis is the worm. Parties are fun. I'm allergic to fun. I now prefer to wallow in my misery and sorrow...deep inside my burrow. Plotting, scheming, and hanging drywall., Sunday, July 3 2022, 10:13 AM.

I'm a Badger. The My penis is the worm. Parties are fun. I'm allergic to fun. I now prefer to wallow in my misery and sorrow...deep inside my burrow.  Plotting, scheming, and hanging drywall.
Jul 3, 10:13 AMMessage from you, You'll like your next life more I think, Sunday, July 3 2022, 10:13 AM.

You'll like your next life more I think
Jul 3, 1:02 PMMessage from you, Hahaha, Sunday, July 3 2022, 1:02 PM.

Hahaha
Jul 4, 4:07 PMMessage from you, URUNT. UNLESS YOU HAVE A CARD AND SOME KEYS YOU CAN STEAL, Attachment: Image, Monday, July 4 2022, 4:07 PM.
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Jul 15, 8:42 AMMessage from you, Hey Sean it's J*, I apologize if any of my texting seemed out of place but you should know by now I'm somewhat obtuse from time to time, it's not meant to disturb, can't really help that myself though can I? Heh heh. So I'm texting today to let you know that I found a cool article about writing and I thought I'd send it to you but I don't have an email address for you I was wondering if you could provide one or something or call me later, best wishes I'm fine I hope you are too!, Friday, July 15 2022, 8:42 AM.

Hey Sean it's J*, I apologize if any of my texting seemed out of place but you should know by now I'm somewhat obtuse from time to time, it's not meant to disturb, can't really help that myself though can I? Heh heh.

So I'm texting today to let you know that I found a cool article about writing and I thought I'd send it to you but I don't have an email address for you I was wondering if you could provide one or something or call me later, best wishes I'm fine I hope you are too!
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Jul 15, 8:36 PM
Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, Hey Michael. Obtuse? Nah. I'd say abstract. Thank you for the well wishes and I'm glad you're fine. My email is: spassmacher7@gmail.com, Friday, July 15 2022, 8:36 PM.

Hey Michael. Obtuse? Nah. I'd say abstract. Thank you for the well wishes and I'm glad you're fine.
My email is:
spassmacher7@gmail.com
Jul 15, 9:04 PMMessage from you, Definitely abstract as well. I'd call it a Rorschach test but that would imply that I was ripping off Watchmen, but that's basically me. On Earth there's really only so many archetypes to go around. ;) I will email you a cool article that I got from this guy with his name John Rapoport he does a mailing list that I've subscribed you for a while and it's usually pretty okay but this last one was really cool about writing, and you're the best writer I know!, Friday, July 15 2022, 9:04 PM.

Definitely abstract as well. I'd call it a Rorschach test but that would imply that I was ripping off Watchmen, but that's basically me. On Earth there's really only so many archetypes to go around. ;)

I will email you a cool article that I got from this guy with his name John Rapoport he does a mailing list that I've subscribed you for a while and it's usually pretty okay but this last one was really cool about writing, and you're the best writer I know!
Jul 20, 4:30 PMMessage from you, https://youtu.be/j5XyJ6djezk I think it's really good, and I'm proud of it, Sean — I hope you enjoy it! Are you on the new Bellgab? Can you post this on Ellgab? Because I finally think it's good enough, I'm smart enough, and I know God damn well I'm pretty enough, so: share it out, please, Wednesday, July 20 2022, 4:30 PM.

https://youtu.be/j5XyJ6djezk

I think it's really good, and I'm proud of it, Sean — I hope you enjoy it! Are you on the new Bellgab? Can you post this on Ellgab? Because I finally think it's good enough, I'm smart enough, and I know God damn well I'm pretty enough, so: share it out, please
Wed 2:43 PMMessage from you, *totes’n'dorbs copsTITZ hangingOUTZ teamrifling teamRI rifleSWATrifle*... but, make sure not to answer any of his questions; that's no by man, he's a Sourceror—and, he knows too much already. He's already waited for One (1) Mis-matched Ms. Kitty, &... Hello-ooo-ooo-ooo? What makes you think I won't keep on waiting until the absolute end of no time/no-time\NO_FATE_BUT/Chica Knot Butt, Cheek-A-WoW, wow... Hi, this is Michael, 25 years ago, someone got on the phone, said that I “really raped“ her, and in what has been, undeniably a tremendous loss for the international branding community, her name was not Rosie Real. Instead, it was, in actual_fact, K. Mickey “Ms. Mouse” Me. She’ll be here any minute now, because while she knew where she was going, no one has ever told me where the other house is, and so I sit here, walking the streets paved with interior floor paneling, looking at the gold of the sun out the window, thinking of the silver lining the briefs I'm wearing inside my pants, and, look, I cannot possibly tell a lie, but Chelsea “Dan-uh” Marshall, Matt “Will” Houston, & Nick “Forest Fentanyl” Gump-Green-Wyrm-Wood are not the robot droids with the kind of elastic plastic synyhetic vaginas I'm looking for. you have done better, and you're going to need to do better, because whatever happened last night, you're probably not going to let that happen again, right? why would you, when there was an established chain of evidence presented to you that said, “Jackstar req’s an address,” and then, not a single one of those of you who know, of those in the know, not a one, thought it through long enough to think, “hey, shouldn't KUCZI, BOOK MIKE IVANA TYPE ALOT,” is it going to seem strange if that g★y isn't here and we're all under the surveillance that we arranged to put him under a couple years ago, I'm sure we all thought that was going to be over by now, but as it turns out it really isn't, it's really not, and I'm pretty sure I knew where you were, but nobody actually told me where you were, so who actually got there with you there, is a matter of some interest to certain people, of a certain persuasion, for one thing certainly me. and for another, certain people are starting to wonder who they fucked last night, cuz they're beginning to think that it might not have been myself. I guess it sure looked like me, though. I am awfully pretty, so tell me, tell me pretty baby, tell me where did you sleep last night? and, what the fuck, it's 2022 why are you s, Wednesday, December 14 2022, 2:43 PM.

*totes’n'dorbs copsTITZ hangingOUTZ teamrifling teamRI rifleSWATrifle*...

but, make sure not to answer any of his questions; that's no by man, he's a Sourceror—and, he knows too much already. He's already waited for One (1) Mis-matched Ms. Kitty, &... Hello-ooo-ooo-ooo? What makes you think I won't keep on waiting until the absolute end of no time/no-time\NO_FATE_BUT/Chica Knot Butt, Cheek-A-WoW, wow... Hi, this is Michael, 25 years ago, someone got on the phone, said that I “really raped“ her, and in what has been, undeniably a tremendous loss for the international branding community, her name was not Rosie Real. Instead, it was, in actual_fact, K. Mickey “Ms. Mouse” Me. She’ll be here any minute now, because while she knew where she was going, no one has ever told me where the other house is, and so I sit here, walking the streets paved with interior floor paneling, looking at the gold of the sun out the window, thinking of the silver lining the briefs I'm wearing inside my pants, and, look, I cannot possibly tell a lie, but Chelsea “Dan-uh” Marshall, Matt “Will” Houston, & Nick “Forest Fentanyl” Gump-Green-Wyrm-Wood are not the robot droids with the kind of elastic plastic synyhetic vaginas I'm looking for. you have done better, and you're going to need to do better, because whatever happened last night, you're probably not going to let that happen again, right? why would you, when there was an established chain of evidence presented to you that said, “Jackstar req’s an address,” and then, not a single one of those of you who know, of those in the know, not a one, thought it through long enough to think, “hey, shouldn't KUCZI, BOOK MIKE IVANA TYPE ALOT,” is it going to seem strange if that g★y isn't here and we're all under the surveillance that we arranged to put him under a couple years ago, I'm sure we all thought that was going to be over by now, but as it turns out it really isn't, it's really not, and I'm pretty sure I knew where you were, but nobody actually told me where you were, so who actually got there with you there, is a matter of some interest to certain people, of a certain persuasion, for one thing certainly me.

and for another, certain people are starting to wonder who they fucked last night, cuz they're beginning to think that it might not have been myself. I guess it sure looked like me, though. I am awfully pretty, so tell me, tell me pretty baby, tell me where did you sleep last night? and, what the fuck, it's 2022 why are you s
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Message from ‪(412) 339-8076‬, This is Sean's mom. Sean passed away early morning, Monday the 19th. Pleas do not respond as I will soon delete his account., Tuesday, December 20 2022, 3:16 PM.

This is Sean's mom.  Sean passed away early morning, Monday the 19th.  Pleas do not respond as I will soon delete his account.
Tue 3:33 PMMessage from you, well, that serves him right for touching that girl; but I'm his guardian angel Tamara Leigh-Anne Smythe Jonson-Lincoln from Coolidge Cow Leigh-Anne’s County, The Queen’s County in God's Country, COWLITZ COUNTY, and I am so sorry to hear about that. I did hear from him that he had cancer and was looking at “two years,” but I didn't hear about that—possibility of sudden death, did he kill himself, (calm) or did something else get him? I'm Mrs. Paul Jackstar, Jack Starr, Jack Stark, Jackster, Dexter, Jax, Jaxx, & MJCKG-19-gj WE'RE TALKING 9 WORTHAUGER9 ASK YOUR POST OF IT, Tuesday, December 20 2022, 3:33 PM.

well, that serves him right for touching that girl; but I'm his guardian angel (PROT) from Coolidge Cow Leigh-Anne’s County, The Queen’s County in God's Country, COWLITZ COUNTY, and I am so sorry to hear about that. I did hear from him that he had cancer and was looking at “two years,” but I didn't hear about that—possibility of sudden death, did he kill himself, (calm) or did something else get him? I'm Mrs. Paul Jackstar, Jack Starr, Jack Stark, Jackster, Dexter, Jax, Jaxx, & MJCKG-19-gj WE'RE TALKING 9 WORTHAUGER9 ASK YOUR POST OF IT
Tue 6:30 PMMessage from you, May I please see what you got on your end? The above message please send it to me here, 206 362 5266, as a text it's for class and his friends have class and so due to you and I, They should know. thank you. (Do I look like I'm ever believed?), Tuesday, December 20 2022, 6:30 PM.

May I please see what you got on your end? The above message please send it to me here, 206 362 5266, as a text it's for class and his friends have class and so due to you and I, They should know. thank you. (Do I look like I'm ever believed?)





Note: I thought about editing this, but you know what? I think it looks better in its original fucked-off ASCII.

Farewell, Leonard part 7. You were the nicest of the lot, and a decent listener to boot. Do all EMERGENCIES go to Heaven? We're about to find out.

The Fallout continues its inexorable spread across The Land.