Look, don't get me wrong; I love it when all of all y'all keep talking about Me incessantly--totes--but maybe you if you wanna just lollygag around and spin yarn on me, you could make another thread, eh?
"I know this sounds embarrassing, but I am starting to grow a horn in the middle of my forehead. For now, it's only the size of a small thorn. I can imagine it some day the size of a rhino-like structure. My question for the moment is, would women find this attractive?"
You wouldn't want to make the class monitors angry...
"I know this sounds embarrassing, but I am starting to grow a horn in the middle of my forehead. For now, it's only the size of a small thorn."
Forehead horns, vestigial tails.
With Jackstar, there's always somethin' goin' on.
Fuck off.
I'm going back to bed. To sleep. Alone.
Fuck off.
I'm scared of what is going on in the world right now.
I know how to bring it into prospective, but it works better to do it with someone else who knows what is going on.
Jackstar. Please, tell me. Am I making any sense, or have my advanced years finally tweaked my mode of thinking? :-[
Ask Jack Anything
Let's pull out the old mailbag and see what we have for Jack today.Quote"I know this sounds embarrassing, but I am starting to grow a horn in the middle of my forehead. For now, it's only the size of a small thorn. I can imagine it some day the size of a rhino-like structure. My question for the moment is, would women find this attractive?"
This reference to a little horn speaks of the Antichrist.
Oh, you're making perfect scents.
But do women find this attractive?
But do women find [a little horn] attractive?
@JaxTard what is your preferred method
Where is the fealty?
Did you really have Starr Mountain plead your case before the peanut gallery?
This has caused quite a storm.
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.0
Of course, the Fanged One has not waded in yet.
Where is the fealty?
Did you really have Starr Mountain plead your case before the peanut gallery?
This has caused quite a storm.
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.0
Of course, the Fanged One has not waded in yet.
Where is the fealty?
Did you really have Starr Mountain plead your case before the peanut gallery?
This has caused quite a storm.
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.0
Of course, the Fanged One has not waded in yet.
Come home?! Since when was he ever an Ellgabber? ???
Regardless, it’s extremely weak tea on his part. Bart will be editing his posts to make sure he’s in compliance. ::)
That motherfucker won't last a week.🤣#Weak
Only Senda rivals him in length and incoherency in his posts.
I have cornholed PB to the point that it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway now. We need some fresh meat. I vote yes.
Just another manipulative ploy on Jacko’s part. I'm sure Azz will come running to soothe the needs of his massive ego and tiny shtick promptly.
Did you really have Starr Mountain plead your case before the peanut gallery?
Jack, why such a prima donna? Why such a high maintenance drama queen?
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1255.0
Jacko, why does your girlfriend suck dick worse than you?
3:1 it is a "NO-GO", B.Elle won't allow it.
IF it is allowed I give it less than a week, 1:6 odds.
Come home?! Since when was he ever an Ellgabber? ???
Regardless, it’s extremely weak tea on his part. Bart will be editing his posts to make sure he’s in compliance. ::)
Nice! Another knife in my back, from Starr.
:)
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Hey, Associate Producer, don't bother clocking in tomorrow morning--
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I posted this on your Twitter DM yesterday. Dear Azz. I am so sorry about the rift between you and Jackstar. You are both special to me so I will not be choosing sides. He asked me to start a thread for him on ellgab so he can post there again. This is nothing against you. I am staying on Patreon and I am with you as always. I love you, Azz. XOXOXOX.
I posted this on your Twitter DM yesterday. Dear Azz. I am so sorry about the rift between you and Jackstar. You are both special to me so I will not be choosing sides. He asked me to start a thread for him on ellgab so he can post there again. This is nothing against you. I am staying on Patreon and I am with you as always. I love you, Azz. XOXOXOX.
Oh, sure. You love them but what about me, Starr? What about me?! :'(
:-* :-* :-*
Okay?
God damn it, you're right!
For some reason I never got a notification to make me aware that you had sent the DM, however, you did send the DM, and 19 hours ago.
My bad. Azzerae fucks up again.
Better. :)Gud. ;D
I knew once you had all the data you might reconsider. Thank you, Azz.
So, am I still your associate producer (or as Jack might call it) your Ass. Pro.? ;D ;D ;D
C'mon, you knew the whole "you're fired" thing was meant as a joke, no?
Well uh, um . . . yeah! Yes, of course! Silly me. ;D ;D ;D ;)
I told Jack I'm not giving up on him.
I don't give up on people.
I even extended an olive branch to DVR just a couple days ago.
I like to get along with people, I'm a sociable real live person who'd rather make friends than enemies.
But I always get depicted as the bad guy somehow.
Not always.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but that may come from trying to please everyone all of the time. It seldom works. I know. That is a wall I've been banging my head against much of my life. :-[
No? Well, I'm sorry. I honestly know how much you love Trump and even put a smiley face underneath the line "another knife in my back, this time from Starr," it was a weak attempt at a joke and something tells me Jack's sociopathy is rubbing off on me.
You spend to much time with that dude anyone can get their whole entire energy split.
I didn't see it at first. I just went back to your post and sure enough, there it is.
Sorry, Azz. My aging eyesight misses stuff like that sometimes. :-[
Wow, he gave you head?
Did he take his false teeth out?
I heard he and Starr share a pair.
I'm glad you didn't see it, I was a naughty boy.
Do you think I'm any weirder than Jack is?
Am I thatwacky?Unique.
I think of myself a certain way, but often the way we perceive ourselves is off some.
LMFAO! That's FUNNY! ;D
FIFY. ;)
Always looking on the bright side, you.
Remember to check your messages before you leave today.
LMFAO! That's FUNNY! ;D
Have you ever played Viking chess?
At the start of the game the King is trapped in the center
and, against all odds, must fight his way out to the edge.
This is an allegory of the Viking state of mind.
Our fate is sealed. All we can do is die a hero.
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I can pretend to be Jacko answering this if you'd like.
The intention was that Jack would find his way out of zugzwang.
That is, get off the pot and make a move, even if it hurts.
He's never played Viking chess anyway. He's living it.
Bitch Baby Child Girl
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https://voca.ro/1bIu6cYuVkkT
Any idea of who he’s talking about?
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Should I know? It’s hard to keep track with Jack.
OK FUCKERS, LET'S GO STRAIGHT TO BUSINESS.
JACK, RETURN THE $3500 I GAVE YOU AS AN ADVANCE FOR YOU TO WRITE A BOOK AND YOU USED THAT MONEY TO PAY FOR THE ABORTION ON YOUR S**T GIRLFRIEND!!!
THAT CHILD WAS MINE, NOT YOURS, YOU JUNKIE.
PAY THE MONEY BACK OR I WILL SEND DOG AFTER YOU, HE WILL TRACK YOU DOWN. I DON'T CARE, SELL YOUR MOTHER'S JEWELRY.
YOU HAVE TWO WEEKS
OK FUCKERS, LET'S GO STRAIGHT TO BUSINESS.
JACK, RETURN THE $3500 I GAVE YOU AS AN ADVANCE FOR YOU TO WRITE A BOOK AND YOU USED THAT MONEY TO PAY FOR THE ABORTION ON YOUR S**T GIRLFRIEND!!!
THAT CHILD WAS MINE, NOT YOURS, YOU JUNKIE.
PAY THE MONEY BACK OR I WILL SEND DOG AFTER YOU, HE WILL TRACK YOU DOWN. I DON'T CARE, SELL YOUR MOTHER'S JEWELRY.
YOU HAVE TWO WEEKS
OK FUCKERS, LET'S GO STRAIGHT TO BUSINESS.
JACK, RETURN THE $3500 I GAVE YOU AS AN ADVANCE FOR YOU TO WRITE A BOOK AND YOU USED THAT MONEY TO PAY FOR THE ABORTION ON YOUR S**T GIRLFRIEND!!!
THAT CHILD WAS MINE, NOT YOURS, YOU JUNKIE.
PAY THE MONEY BACK OR I WILL SEND DOG AFTER YOU, HE WILL TRACK YOU DOWN. I DON'T CARE, SELL YOUR MOTHER'S JEWELRY.
YOU HAVE TWO WEEKS
You’re both enabling the reinforcing of a blistering blundering basket case.
Can't this Jackwagon just take some accountability like everyone else and develop as a normal human being should?#PoppyCock
Jackstar is attempting to grace his way back in here like it was a master plan of a joke all this time.
You’re both enabling the reinforcing of a blistering blundering basket case.
Can't this Jackwagon just take some accountability like everyone else and develop as a normal human being should?
YOU HAVE TWO WEEKS
hi zazaYOU'RE SO STUPI
Post often.
YOU'RE SO STUPI
YOU'RE SO DUMB
MIDGET FRAME = MIDGET BRAIN
You’re both enabling the reinforcing of a blistering blundering basket case.
I'm done. For real.
Is the answer to a rhetorical question irrelevant?
...
The glitter in the darkness of my world. /flex
Can it, Draco. I've had about enough of your shite for the time being. No forearm tattoos for YOO— *click*
JACK AND METRON SHOULD FUCKING RAPE YOU AS A PART OF AN EXORCISM.
COIN TOSS WILL TELL WHO WILL FUCK YOU IN YOUR OBESE ASS AND WHO WILL FUCK YOU IN YOUR PUFFY MOUTH
MAYBE LEE WILL JOIN AND WILL FUCK YOU IN YOUR RIB
Can it, Draco. I've had about enough of your shite for the time being. No forearm tattoos for YOO— *click*
...Were you looking in the mirror?..
Bruh, did you really call Rubini?
Look who decided to come back.
I don't have his number, but if you're going to count looking at myself in the mirror and saying his name out loud three times, I've only done that twice. Last year. I wasn't drunk. I just wanted to see what would happen.
Recommended. That being said, I fail to understand why the comings and goings of my nine cellhones, two iPhones, an upgraded Speak & Spell, and seventy-four Google Accounts are of any concern of yours. How dare you, Sir? How absolutely dare you? Can't you just get a warrant or a writ or something like a normal person or something? This is an abject disgrace.
... for you. Time of my life over here, Toots. ZUGZWANG. You know, I've read about this in books. One guy in a house, another guy in a sniper's nest... like, seriously, this shit is practically cut out of pure cardboard.
How did anyone not see this coming? I was afraid my top secret ultimate disaster plan would never get the cobwebs shaken off of it. Silly me.
Hi, Mom!!!
So, what is happening in Seattle these days?
I'm glad you didn't see it, I was a naughty boy.
Do you think I'm any weirder than Jack is?
Am I that wacky?
I think of myself a certain way, but often the way we perceive ourselves is off some.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHORT LEGS YOU RODE IT ON.
WELL, IT WENT LIKE THIS.
K_DUBB AKA "SKINNY COOKIE" AS HE WAS KNOWN IN HIS PEDO "CLUB" GOT TOO COCKY AND ONE DAY HE CHALLENGED THE 'FAT BOIS'.
HE INSULTED THEM.
'FAT BOIS' DIDN'T LIKED THAT AT FUCKING ALL, AND 'FAT BOIS' STARTED TO LOOK FOR HIM ON THE STREETS OF SEATTLE BASED ON HIS AVATAR PICTURE THAT THEY GOT IT FROM AZZ'S BOARD.
AND 'FAT BOIS' GOT LUCKY ONE DAY AND THEY FOUND HIM.
THE REST IS HISTORY.
THERE IS A GARBAGE DUMP SOMEWHERE IN FILTHY SEATTLE.
HISTORY OF A PEDO WHO LIKED TO BAKE COOKIES AND GIVE THEM TO YOUNG CHILDREN, AND THEN HE ......................................
NO MORE COOKIES - NO MORE PEDO - NO MORE ABUSED CHILDREN
I'm not convinced of this. Were this to have happened, someone would have questioned me by now, and so far: bupkis.
"THE LESS YOU KNOW THE SOUNDER YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT"
OLD PROVERB
RUBINI, you scoundrel! You have no right to threaten ourHemingwayBukowski in residence.
Why not? He has no problem threatening everyone in his path!
JACK AND METRON SHOULD FUCKING RAPE YOU AS A PART OF AN EXORCISM.
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Not gonna lie: I am also available for weddings and bar mitzvahs.
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Not gonna lie: I am also available for weddings and bar mitzvahs.
Nice to see that Jack has not lost his fastball.
This dude could serve y'all shit in a napkin, and you'd still call him a chef.
DO YOU DESPISE HYPOCRITES?
No.
HMMMM...DON'T YOU HAVE ANY MORAL PRINCIPLES IN LIFE?
I GUESS YOU ARE YOURSELF A HYPOCRITE, AND THAT'S WHY.
YOU KNOW, HYPOCRITES ARE LIARS.
THAT'S HOW THEY OPERATE.
THEY LIE.
SO, YOU ARE ONE OF THEM?
SO SAD.
MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU ARE DEPRESSED ALL YOUR LIFE.
Dude, would you kindly shut the fuck up? Just for a little while.
Even idiots have to sleep. Right?
Rubini is actually quite funny. That never was your forte, Jacko.#GetAHobby
Dude, would you kindly shut the fuck up? Just for a little while.
Even idiots have to sleep. Right?
Rubini is actually quite funny. That never was your forte, Jacko.#GetAHobby
Dude, would you kindly shut the fuck up? Just for a little while.
Even idiots have to sleep. Right?
Rubini is actually quite funny. That never was your forte, Jacko.#GetAHobby
Dude, would you kindly shut the fuck up? Just for a little while.
Even idiots have to sleep. Right?
Rubini is actually quite funny. That never was your forte, Jacko.#GetAHobby
Dude, would you kindly shut the fuck up? Just for a little while.
Even idiots have to sleep. Right?
Rubini is actually quite funny. That never was your forte, Jacko.
DON'T YOU HAVE ANY MORAL PRINCIPLES IN LIFE?
Rubini hasn't actually been funny for quite some time.
SO LET'S SEE WHO IS OUR: Innerreach
WELL, WELL, WELL. LOL
WE HAVE A VERY MASSIVE BOTTOM FAGGET HERE.
FUCKING DISGUSTING DEGENERATE REPULSIVE FILTH.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Inner+reaching
Inner reaching:
is the use of the fist to feel the inner regions of one's rectum.
Usually searching for abnormalities, however, can be used to enduce sexual pleasure in older men.
"Doc i felt something up there when i was Inner reeaching"
YOUR S**T GIRLFRIEND!!!
Sometimes catnaps will do.;D :-*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W85oD8FEF78
Rubini hasn't actually been funny for quite some time.
SNOWFLAKE, NOBODY IS FORCING YOU TO READ MY POSTS.
JUST IGNORE THEM.
DON'T KLICK ON THEM, BOTTOM BITCH.
I have a question.
Are you trying to convey that you are shouting or is there an issue
I have a question.
BLIND BITCH
MAKE THAT RED ARROW BIT BIGGER
IT'S FUCKING HARD TO SEE
BLIND BITCH
MAKE THAT RED ARROW BIT BIGGER
IT'S FUCKING HARD TO SEE
It's hard to believe *snip*
I have a question.
Are you trying to convey that you are shouting or is there an issue with this:
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Maybe it's a brony thing.
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Can Jack come out and play?
Oooookay, you are having the greatest life e v e r you must be so proud and happy.
I've been quite busy looking for evidence that anyone here cares at all about your posts. Can't find any.
Carry on.
Maybe it's a brony thing.
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I've been quite busy looking for evidence that anyone here cares at all about your posts. Can't find any.
Carry on.
DON'T ASSUME THAT BASED ON YOUR OWN SELF
LOL!
ZULU BITCH,
THE OTHER DAY I PREPARED THIS FOR YA'
AND THAT'S HOW YOU'RE REPAYING ME FOR MY LOVE
NOT EVEN A THANK YOU. AT LEAST YOU COULD TELL ME,
"I'M TOO FAT, I CAN NOT EAT THAT" BUT I WILL GIVE IT TO MY PISS SOAKED CAT
PUMPKIN PUSSY,
YOU HAVE A CAT OR A DOG?
OR BOTH
YOU FUCKING PERVERT
Be careful what you wish for!
I WILL GIVE AN IDEA.
WHEN THE Yawnstar posts something, just change shit in his post randomly (copy and paste) sentences, add text to it.
Nobody will notice weirdness and stupidity in his text, and he himself might not notice that either.
WIN-WIN
AND YOU WILL HAVE FUN DOING IT. LOL
Please explain.
SITUATION AMONTILLADO
THE thousand injuries of Fortunato I had borne as I best could, but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge. You, who so well know the nature of my soul, will not suppose, however, that gave utterance to a threat. At length I would be avenged; this was a point definitely, settled --but the very definitiveness with which it was resolved precluded the idea of risk. I must not only punish but punish with impunity. A wrong is unredressed when retribution overtakes its redresser. It is equally unredressed when the avenger fails to make himself felt as such to him who has done the wrong. EAP
SITUATION AMONTILLADO
Be careful what you wish for!
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Well thankfully I still don't know what that was. And whether it was representational of reality or of a slice of fiction, it still existed. I literally don't remember what it signified. That was the problem.
I know. Write!
Jackstar is a friend to all
So I sued time for malpractice.
>Z
Time passes.And, I don't plan on returning, because, no matter how much distance I keep or how long I wait for my wounds to heal, they'd re-open with the slightest flashback.
Well, for one thing, they're both following orders, and for another I know it would not last without minute to minute control.
So I let it go and ran.
Jack,
How many words per minute do you type?
Shall I look up Freewriter or would you like to tell me what it is? Your choice.
I pretty much just go for the gusto.
I was going to buy one of those Freewriters, but then I found out I wasn't going to be free for a while, so I figured I'd wait.
Yes, it might be. Did you take a class? I had to take one in HS and it was terrible. Not because I was unable, but because I pushed the classroom door open to enter and not be late and it slammed into the teacher who had positioned herself for some odd reason behind the door with.................a hot cup of coffee. Not a wise place to position oneself with a hot beverage. But it was MY fault, not hers. And beverages were not permitted to be in the classroom at all so also she was violating policy. But it was MY fault!
And, that's how I became your Ambassador. I'm assuming this is your request I have here folded and spindled and mailed in triplicate?
Oh, but your things are important. Okay Dude.
I know. Write!
How could a triad of sylphs, so trite, appear so fluent in the nomenclature of a future time? Perhaps in order to initiate (and streamline) the process of transmogrification, there erupted a last ditch effort to avoid what was so plainly kismet.
There they were, poised, and transposed, in an over-sized aquarium that their daddies kept cleanly to unhealthy degrees-- Writing suicide notes with invisible ink on transparencies. Posting them to the glass boundaries that surround their seas.
Little did anyone suspect, those bastards were just hacks, with rusty scalpels and barbed-wire stitch threads. And instead of seeing things clearly, their vision remained pitched red.
Then there's this glitch in my head, one that's got me thinking contradictions. I think it said, 'This really means something to me. I'll always treasure it as a token of our time together.' But I'm left instead, with a picture perfect scene in my head-- Vivid. As if lipread, 'Sympathize with the sorrow by stroking the scar.'
Though I'm remorseful of the pain I've caused you, it's underdeveloped and needs time to grow. I'm not saying you're overly naïve ... I just think you should get into the habit of seeing when strings are attached. And, fortunately enough, I'm compassionate enough to throw back what I catch.
People seem to think they're as safe as cartoons-- simply because they speak in bubbles. While, what they really want, is some sort of sanitized safe-haven where they can face Satan - reach out and have his faith straightened!
See, I am nothing but a shell of the man I once was. So you can put me to your ear and actually hear yesteryears ocean wave current. And I could sense intense resistance, so I had no other choice but to cut the line.
Say. I know exactly what you mean when you say it hurts too much to talk: I've been there ... And, I don't plan on returning, because, no matter how much distance I keep or how long I wait for my wounds to heal, they'd re-open with the slightest flashback.
So I sued time for malpractice.
I must say, the depth and stylization of your understanding into his psyche is downright impressive.
Some things are just experimental, investigative and nothing at all crucial.
The things that you're really going to regret; the stuff that's going to haunt you for the rest of your life, you've already made those mistakes, you just don't know what they are yet.
I believe we are at impasse.
Thanks, Doc.
I needs all the hope and insight I can get.
I believe we are at impasse.
Word on the street is that I've passed.
Flying colors.
I've got way better things to do with my free time
What things?
Shall I look up Freewriter or would you like to tell me what it is? Your choice.
Don't go fibbing, now.
Don't go fibbing, now.
JaxTard, how long does one pound of crystal meth typically last you?
I'm guessing about three days.
Axing for a fiend, TIA.
Actually succeeding in deceiving Me is another matter entirely. Want to take a ride, bunyip? No... you DON'T.
Beyond BEYOND Thunderbird Begins! NOW!
in ten minutes
Ask Jack Anything
Let's pull out the old mailbag and see what we have for Jack today.
Mail sent.
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You wouldn't want to make the class monitors angry or trample on their OCD feelings. It can be tempting.
Asking for the cherubim.
The things that you're really going to regret; the stuff that's going to haunt you for the rest of your life, you've already made those mistakes, you just don't know what they are yet.
I believe we are at impasse.
How do you manage to "Twit" and "Dove" in the same time/space continuum?
Kegels.
Something's working.
[Y'all] can pay my debts.
Asking for a coupling of Ewoks.
You are be gay with each other.
It's what My Mother, The ArchLich wanted. Shrug. I think it worked out okay. I learned a lot, had a few laughs--no body, no crime.
The most important thing to remember is that I didn't become the sole Beneficiary of A Special Needs Trust because I am retarded. It was my father that was the retard. My hand to God. His death has improved our relationship immensely. It's a coin flip to call which of us is more humbled. He was always big on teaching through shame.
Back off man. I'm a scientist wearing a black robe with midnight blue velvet cuffs that I've had for thirty years. I am naked underneath. I have masturbated no less than five times in the last 35 hours, consuming my own essence with joyous glee each time. Your arguments are thus, rendered invalid.
Quot erat demonstratum.
You were asked to present. This is Rivertown. I run a tight ship here.
VIDEO: Illuminati trigger phrase
A little gnome told me you live in an Enchanted Valley. Is that true?
His name was Phil or Simon, something like that.
Jack, will there ever be a rainbow?
Yes’M; and if it were not for the extraordinarily necessary and absolutely impossibly secure security that they got on dagobah we could be rolling around like a pair of freezen weasels right now, but we should probably wait a little while just so the babies don't get scared. I don't want to be a role model to anybody who wakes up early and decides it's time to start pushing buttons even though they don't know what they're doing. Tell me sometimes I can work but other times you can blow up your whole goddamn starship in your whole family with it, which is cool but once again I don't want to be a role model for that.
Standards. Security for you, standards for me. This is in fact the way it's supposed to be. No complaints. Thought of my watch: not Cody not today, but not toady today either.
Rainbow world problems.
So, yes?
So, yes?
/Soft steady smile
Totesgay. ::)
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How about if I pretend to pull off my own dick and get away with it for seventeen years while gulping/harvesting/guzzling my own essence the entire time while the whole goddam world stands/sits/S.T.A.N.D. watching by, totesagape? Because, look, look, read, read: if that isn't g-a-y enough for the likes of (You), I can just suck S/her clit a little and cry out her brother's name at point of j-gasm, that oughta do the trick to push Me over the edge. (If this can be triggered to happen in an area of local sp/ace/ty/me with the nanotech actually naturally enabled, so much & all the better, we can probably get my ablative armor to manifest and cover me up in a badass S&M black nanotek panther gimp suit. I'm game, as long as I can still vape whatever I want while wearing it. (P/M***y, fo sho)
And, if not, well... I AM THAT I AM WILLING TO LEARN.
How about if I pretend to pull off my own dick and get away with it for seventeen years while gulping/harvesting/guzzling my own essence the entire time while the whole goddam world stands/sits/S.T.A.N.D. watching by, totesagape? Because, look, look, read, read: if that isn't g-a-y enough for the likes of (You), I can just suck S/her clit a little and cry out her brother's name at point of j-gasm, that oughta do the trick to push Me over the edge. (If this can be triggered to happen in an area of local sp/ace/ty/me with the nanotech actually naturally enabled, so much & all the better, we can probably get my ablative armor to manifest and cover me up in a badass S&M black nanotek panther gimp suit. I'm game, as long as I can still vape whatever I want while wearing it. (P/M***y, fo sho)
And, if not, well... I AM THAT I AM WILLING TO LEARN.
Are you done losing yet?
And we laughed at you
Are youhappyoverjoyedecstatic the way things are going?
All together now ...
hxxxps://youtu.be/n_gtGfAail4
All together now ...
My friends Dale and Heidi and a few select other individuals can take their definition of spam and shove it up or down (Blank) Lee's throat or ass, whichever they like, because I have had my fill of being considered a problem that needs extinguishment.
I'll be frank: you're lucky to be remembered here at all, and I'm not the one who called someone to have curses cast on them, and I am the one who has black magick generational curses that still need to be cleared. Now, I have a solution:
I'll dump two of each of the remaining on each of you and I'll just fuck right off. I don't need your unspam and you don't need my "spam" and I'll say this for you: at least you're not whining about having your daughter abducted and implanted in the body of your secretary's pimp, like -some- people are.
Which reminds me, I guess I'll shut up about my "spam" necklace now. And if you ever want to be a real pissy bitch again, just start with hypocrisy, as you'll probably want to save whatever piss you got left the next time you suddenly wake up fucked-off in the middle of the desert at a quarter to three
IN THE AFTERNOON.
TOWER. LEE. JAZZ. HAUGHT.
(BLANK) LEE IS ORPHAN BLACK.
(Thanks for publically blocking and unblocking me, as it is obvious to all who happened to see, what kind of a puny simpleton mind you possess. You took what was never there to begin with in the first place and now it's a total shadow war forever, and I'm going to just go to sleep, visit the dreams of dancing lesbians, and make their little brothers cry.
AND THEN, HENCE UNTO THE SEVENTH GENERATION AND ON TO THE TWELFTH.
)
That's five down and a couple dozen more to go, thanks for the use of your line, landphil. (Lose the crone with the glasses, I've swallowed the lightsoul, let the dark one continue to seethe (what is she, a nanotech-powered grudgewench? I don't even care what her beef was or ever fuckin' will be, tired! nap!), and de-age her a few months, maybe that will help with her never having anything relevant to talk with about or, listen to her about, or fucking even remember to take note: she's everywhere with that bad attitude, and she's so just, too, wow, what a hero.) By the way someone committing ID fraud is likely to hit you next as I just explained to someone that, steak knives or no: YOU ARE GOING THE FUCK OUT.
And yeah, Dale, I could just have you all fucking killed, but this way, not only am I not breaking any laws or NO CONTACT (fingers crossed), but there's chance people might spam your board with something that can deal with the likes of your and your ilk. (Please be nanotronic plague, you bullying dopesick wanker fuck.)
Have you ever had a psychiatric evaluation or considered therapy?
Why do you suppose you are so unappreciated and unloved?
Why do you keep on attacking and threatening almost everyone?
Except of course that astral love connection DVR.
so there's a big production about various legal options and forms and such, because people do these nutty things like insurance and freaking out and flying away to Guam and shit, and I didn't want to do that, I really only just got here, but I need to be able to do things, like deliver this piece of mail I just got, we'll see. I'm becoming a popular topic now on places people talk about people, which I guess is sensible because I am so awesome but yet, so are you, and I've had too much of a good thing, I guess I am told. (I told them back it's gonna be more of whatever i want. I KNOW!)
looks like I'm going to be cleared to be left alone and can do as I please, as long as I please to get served with a variety of civil lawsuits which are going to be increasingly onerous for one to deal with as I age (will actually need secretary) and nothing much has changed, I'm still bonkers for you, yeah (It's not for class.) and I suppose killing the secretary is not an option anyway I do not wish a disposable secretary or any kind of secretary at all, I only would like to dream of wishing for you but maybe you might like it. also I trust you to electrocute invaders. like actual. I knowit's frustration cityIKNOW!
I don't feel terrible but it is an unusual set of stressors. Like you can't/don't write back, well, that's just like my mother who died in Auschwitz. ooh. too soon? K, sorry.
I'm standing by or whatever. I have to confer with the local constabulary's color guard or, yeah, just shoot me too, it's so strange to me too, I marry you without consent in a basically public ceremony and it actually works and people want to know things. Shocking. How dare they? Well for one thing you are that pretty and for another I was already local Master of Wedding Rings and I get to write local rites. Job perk. There's a lot of those now. The Queen went to Mars? Maybe.
I'm nervous about being so ignorant about the world around me so I'm going to find some FBI g*ys in my address book and see what happens. I hope you're, you know... uh, good.
Zut alors. losing bonkers state not at all. oh yeah suspended from Nextdoor 28 days. You can rest assured I'll not be blowing that up anymore until the next time, because I get told to write stuff sometimes. Exotic paragraphs. Translate this and re-speak that, monkeyman. Speechwriter maybe.
Everybody in the world hates me except for you. Pretty sure. I should have moved heaven and Earth to find you by now but I'm working methodically. (Study time alone is "goofing off" but suddenly "It's for class" and it's practically my job... if you're around. Because you're classy. And I adore you yeah still. I am impressed with this desire I have to get to know you better. Pants staying on. It seems like progress being stalled but destiny it is, feels like it anyway, I am going to end up needing a lot of cock pills. And whatever else. I guess they became convinced, I'm qualified to, like, do cocaine if I want. (I don't.) Don't tell anyone. I don't typically sell such things. (I can get a paper route if I want. I don't.) Who knows it is probably another test. answers are alwyas starting with " I heart alwyas" and there's a "girl" named "Alyson" (ED: S/HE'S SO HIGH AF S/HE FORGOT HOW TO SPELL HIS/HER\ITS OWN NAME, LOL) who is heartbroken. (Grapefruit grew a heart? Well, I'll be her and she can be ewe-chops. She'd have to cook herself -and- serve us -and- do the dishes while we all... Hrnrnughgugh. Don't cancel the Ubereats subscription just yet, I'm not there to, uh, "cook," but I do have a solution and isn't lighting up the whole neighborhood with DEW lasers (that's next month) and M. Grapefruit-MAGA*AlphaOmegA just signed the deal, so, just stab her with an electric knife, whatever she's got that passes for "a_heart" will kick right back in to beating down doors with pencils and picking up erased accountancy books in a few minutes. Awwww, that's cute. You started to miss her? Wow, what was that like?) Yeah, ihave no idea, I collect electric knives now. God you're hot I remember you I saw you last... a couple years ago, or... well maybe down at the safeway if your name was stab-stab-stab and you had hella boing-boings on your pom-poms. "no but I know her." awesome. will pounce and talk about you all night, other girls love that I have found or they're dead to me, finger cross throat, heart, hope to die before being a weird twerp again, but I get dizzy and weak when I think about a world with out you and you can be a fruit, eYe can be a fruit, sure, I'm rated for getting blasted out on the porch without you.
I think you're fabulous I can't help it
yeah I bet Dad is pissed, tough
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Best wishes & warmest regards,
MCK
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Jackstar
4:07 PM (1 hour ago)
to (BAIL ME OUT, DAD, FU ROT)
I don't need to explain, but no, you aren't being replaced by a plastic card/doll\network. Cool idea though. Also: I was banned from Nextdoor. Like, come on man. What the actual eff. They can't just shadowban? Oh, I get it. Well, anyway, I see your trouble... and am grateful for the spiritual lesson.
The enchanted item was disassembled, and then re-assembled into a new configuration. This means you are either released or not_released. I didn't release -shit,- lol. this needs eye contact anyway. I mean, either I gotta honor commitment(s) that I made (status blood test still NBD, but whatevah) or, I gotta get some seriously intense social re-programming counselling. IN PRISON. Diego_Garcia is gonna get a visitor one of these days, for sure. (Some appointments are easier to reschedule than others.) How is that going to work? Hey, good question. We can talk about it while searching for cellular service signal. (We can't make either of any of us into an -actual- K9 supersoldier, there's not very many and there's people standing lines around the mess hall for the next one to ripen. But T_Q could do that now, I guess, it's a complicated diplomatic procedure.) SURE. -Q
[That wasn't Q./SURE. -Q\confirming... "1818? Block the ruling that blocks?" (Dr.Ed: looks solid to me. But then, so did this g*y I'm beating the shit out of. Let me get back to work, OKAY? I KNOW!] pkmkIIITIEII-I vote for a Metatron/Divine_Judge union, myself. I checked with MH, it -would- work... but, -should- it work? I, once again, vote a whole-handed (two fists!) yes. But I am not the single decider here, not any more. Sigh. How can I explain this... I live in a haunted church on an Indian cemetery on -legit- Native land. This house is kinda special. I/i\Ai don't need a new house... just yet. (Oh, God, thanks for all the man-shuns.) But today, I have, uh, "jobs." To do. First, -an oven repair job.- I should be a questgiver in WoW, I'd have shitloads of yellow exclamation points. Now, probably just a halo that I'll never turn off again. Sigh.
Yeah, it's gonna take a few minutes of calibration if we were all in person. Like, it wouldn't even be -an issue.- And, if it -is- an issue, sure, make me into a nosferfuckin'atu, whatevah. The balance shall be maintained. I'll remember to shower and shave and shit IN the right order BEFORE going to work NEXT time. MAYBE. I'll be honest, I tried it that way, I didn't mind, really, but I ended up just working in the shower. Yeah, I brought in the gavel and everything. One problem: not enough room to swing. Gavels, anyway. Gavelina liked it. But, she's peteate. Next time I work in the shower, I'll try to not sing and just use my fist on the plastic, maybe? Oh, this is complicated, huh? I KNOW!
So, The Day of The Hellraiser just has to defeat Metatron_Actual in single-handed "woman" to "Anne, A. Droyd" actual_combat, and... yeah, she'll take a dive. IT happens in Astral. There's gards. I can't type Asgard anymore, it's ridic. Hi B, so many little biscuits. (We just infected canines with the mind-virus. So, that saves us days of testing on our end.)
Okay. Yes, I will move. Eventually. Schedule: TBD. (WE JUST MOVE THE WHOLE PLANET, USUALLY. AS FOR THE REST, THAT'S WHAT THE WORMHOLE WAS FOR. HALF A (HALF) YEAR AGO, YES. AND WE DON'T ALWAYS THINK OF EVERYTHING. NOT ANY MORE.
BUT, THAT'S WHAT WE WENT BACK FOR HIM FOR. -Q) See? Big deal. Around, uh, "here." It's complicated to move a whole planet, sure, but it's truly easy to move the entire system. You just grab it by the heliopause after shifting to Divine Shielding Mode and then.... ooops, I can't tell you the rest. And I'm sure no one else can figure it out. Not even Jesus Fucking Christ, who is currently under "The Lizard King Alpha", so show respect when you see that moron, lol. (Long May eYe Reign. For I have conquered Them. Yes, ALREADY. How many times have I got to mention this? One Hungarian. One knockout blow. Here, here's your War back, I made it won (1) one bad bitchass ballin' tea kuczi/cosy\cozy, and it's not a [deuce/douze\deus-EXMACH(Ms. Tessmacher)], no, but: you can pronounce it that way if One is pleased to do so, or any other way, or, in fact, not in any fuckin' way at all, EVER AGAIN! !BOTTLE!
They aren't coming back. !BUBBLE-But! I have got snappies. I'll show you if I get clearance. I don't want Clarence.
I don't want anything. I'm with Family. -5K5czi4|*codes*|K5CZIFER, MY NAME JACK AT 55
p.s.: First time, every time. Solid green/green.
p.p.s.: The latest War in Heaven is far from over--but, they're fighting over U.S., They believe, and at least 1 out of shreeve of us are legit citizens, so yeah, Earthlings will be fine. I -really- have to urinate, though, we are all way way way farer than even 1113s. mosdef055:0 (lol) j*055:0 j*eolJSTAR055:0 Let's change cameras.
I made some edi s. You won' like hem. HELLO, HUSBAND? I AM IN SLAVE. YOUR ZEBRA IS YOUR BLACK AND YOUR WIFE WAS YOUR ZEBRA AND HER ZEBRA WAS GRAPEFRUIT ZITI0-ALPHA JEDIi-PRIME OMEGA-OPTIMUS-PRIME, AND NOW:WON, NOW I HAVE A WIFE, HO HO HO, AND MRS. CLAUSE IS NO LONGER A NIGG--*click*055:0
(oKAY. i THINK i GOT IT ALL. i DON'T REMEMBER WRITING THE FOLLOWING POST:
... bUT, IT DOES SOUND LIKE ME, DOESN'T IT? iNTERESTING, QUITE INTRIGUING, ACTUALLY, SO THIS PARLOR TRICK ACTUALLY WORKED, HUH?
wELL, THAT'LL BE THE LAST TIME FOR THAT ONE, HUH? mAKE IT COUNT, pUNYLINGS.)
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Have you ever had a psychiatric evaluation or considered therapy?
Why do you suppose you are so unappreciated and unloved?
Why do you keep on attacking and threatening almost everyone?
Except of course that astral love connection DVR.
He's in the shower pegging him.
I forgot that I got to get this done.
Do we really need a psychiatric evaluation
Do you really need to pay rent?
Do you really need to pay rent?
Not if you're wandering the streets like a spaced out gádzsó or getting your three squares in a state facility.
https://youtu.be/s6JNqL_7lVE
Not if you're wandering the streets like a spaced out gádzsó or getting your three squares in a state facility.
https://youtu.be/s6JNqL_7lVE
Oh, and I guess MV can file a lawsuit with this YouTube creator for wrongful accusations. 🤣
Have you ever had a psychiatric evaluation or considered therapy?
Why do you suppose you are so unappreciated and unloved?
Why do you keep on attacking and threatening almost everyone?
Except of course that astral love connection DVR.
His conglomerated posts would confuse anyone.
Oh, and I guess MV can file a lawsuit with this YouTube creator for wrongful accusations. 🤣
I’m flying to Washington for an immediate intervention.
BJ’s and booze on Jackstar!🥳🍾
Do you?
You can blame Rubini for that one.
You can blame Rubini for that one. His conglomerated posts would confuse anyone.
I have had one (1) psychological evaluation--that I know of.
Someone said there was a Dr. Jarvis in 2013. Were you so lost then in thought you now have plumb forgot? Or is this more a trail of hearsay from the interwebs?
Busy deleting Twitter.
Someone said there was a Dr. Jarvis in 2013.
Go cyberstalk someone else.
Were you so lost then in thought you now have plumb forgot? Or is this more a trail of hearsay from the interwebs?
Believe me, I miss it more than you do. [...] BKQJACKSTARKUCZIj*eolJ*055:0j*END OF LIONS LYING IN WAIT AMBUSH[/urk]
Do you really need to pay rent?
Busy deleting Twitter.
Go cyberstalk someone else.
Mister Creosote couldn't make it — you're basically stuck with me.
Is this the tenor of your dreams these days?
I don't know, I dream in black and white and read all over.
When is your next podcast dropping?
And am I still on the mailing list?
I'm still a fan.
I can't help it.
Is this the tenor of your dreams these days?
Someone said there was a Dr. Jarvis in 2013. Were you so lost then in thought you now have plumb forgot? Or is this more a trail of hearsay from the interwebs?
When is your next podcast dropping?
Jackstar, can we?
What's the deal, [is Jack] incarcerated or incommunicado? Maybe just rusting in a ditch...
Why are you calling my phone?
A week ago I put him on a limited duration ban for doxxing, and issued him a stern warning. Ever since that, he hasn't really been back-- So he's probably salty.
He launched a live stream a couple days ago (it has since been removed for violating YouTube's community guidelines) and in it he made vague references to a generational curse he's suffering under the weight of.
Following this were the usual yammerings
in which he is certain that staff in local convenience stores are conspiring against him with secret hand signals and other surreptitious gestures in order to purloin the monies from his late parents'slowlyrapidly dwindling Trust.
Isn't it time to sit down for a nice piece of Cinnamon Toast and relax?
What will one do in the absence of a necessary accoutrement, though?
May I humbly suggest
EMERGENCY. How can you think of what that twerp wants for bread? Indulging in low-vibe acquiescing
I will explain this briefly: toast.
On balance.... it was because of Tam OZ-bourne. Dude, fuck you. You couldn't figure out what to do? Well, whatever, Scots-Man-In-A-Hat. Meanwhile, I found a cure for all drug addiction, and isnted of teaching it to you --i don't know what good it would do-- i'm going to NOT put anyuthing in it, and then go open the box that it came in, if I can find it, and discover that there is still nothign in it... because you can't send things back from the future.
Only G-d can do that, said the Sourceror. And if they could send things back in time? It would just be something they would bust me for.
EARTH: PRISON PLANET.
AND, WITHOUT THE KEY -- BAILEY JANE'S KEY -- YOU WILL NEVER LEARN ANOTHER THING FROM ME, EVER AGAIN.