You need to add code to embed videos
https://www.phpbb.com/community/
this might be what you're looking for, looks like it embeds almost everything... might be overkill
https://custom.simplemachines.org/mods/index.php?mod=2681
https://www.simplemachines.org/community/index.php?P=kpers733um1701vps821r6u5g1&topic=574425.msg4065300#msg4065300
https://www.simplemachines.org/community/index.php?P=kpers733um1701vps821r6u5g1&board=147.0
Just today I started getting Website Not Secure! messages attached to the url.
@K_Dubb C'mere my little darling. I summon thee! 8)
@K_Dubb C'mere my little darling. I summon thee! 8)
What can I do for you big boy
(https://i.ibb.co/6XJwCC7/walksyoubastard.gif)
(it doesn't work by the way HAHAHA!)
Orange? Your walls are Orange!?! You begin to poke holes in my Gay_Dubb is a LARP theory and that you are trapped with a pudgy wife and four screaming kids. Play acting is your escape from the hell you created.
It is about time to paint the old home office here and I'm wanting to rock the gray. I can't fathom orange although it seems to work there.
(https://roomdsign.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/gray-walls-with-light-gray-tile.jpg)
[ Give Azz some time. It *will* work. Fist and Faith he will not fail! ;)]
Haha that's what I was thinking, time to give up that theory! I was trying for supergayface but couldn't time the wink right; at least I got a little clavicle porn in there, next best thing to a man-purse.
Yeah gray is hot right now, usually a little darker but that is a pretty shade. I would do gray but this is 70s modern with popcorn ceilings (no sparkle, sadly), have to stay true to the aesthetic.
Two main issues about the move to gray.
#1 Mrs. Walks moans about the smell every time I paint.
#2 My outlets, light switches and covers are all that almond. Would have to swap them out for white.
(https://images.thdstatic.com/productImages/4a333f1d-c2de-4bd0-a82a-66f7c09589d7/svn/light-almond-leviton-toggle-light-switch-plates-r56-00pj2-00t-64_400.jpg)
Thoughts on Mopar Destroyer Gray on a car?
(https://digital.pixelmotion.com/assets/theme/seo-page-builder/images/2019/Dodge/Charger%20Scat%20Pack/2019%20Dodge%20Charger%20Scat%20Pack%20Destroyer%20Grey%20Front%20Exterior%20Picture.jpg)
What can I do for you big boy
(https://i.ibb.co/6XJwCC7/walksyoubastard.gif)
(it doesn't work by the way HAHAHA!)
Srednu! Is that you?
(https://i.ibb.co/6XJwCC7/walksyoubastard.gif)
Who did you think it was?
Its not really any of my business, I guess.
If you mean, is that me? Then no.
You're not Srednu?
Of course it's me. Who else writes like this anyway? A combination of wit, erudition, contumely, with a touch of Vaudeville thrown in.
Ah. You are a very funny man, I'll give you that.
BTW, you can swear on this site. Cool, huh?
CUNT CUNT CUNT TITS ARSEHOLE BOLLOCKS FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!
Mrs. Walks moans about the smell.
I don't know how much jizz it takes K_Dubb to make his hair stand up in that effeminate way. Perhaps this one knows.
(https://i2-prod.irishmirror.ie/incoming/article6623538.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/Jedward.jpg)
Don't cha get cold wit' ya neck out?
I can imagine, and I don't suppose you get any fresher with age. But she knew what she was letting herself in for so she really has no business complaining.
Going with a dervish incantation this time around I see. It has great potential but you'll muff it up because...well you are you.
Azz, can you do some jiggling on your end so that when you post it sends you back to the topic, please? At the moment it goes back to the index, which I find annoying, unless I tick a box each time.
Certainly. Please try now, it should work.
Certainly. Please try now, it should work.
Excellent. Thank you.
How about embedded YouTube vids now?
Going with a dervish incantation this time around I see. It has great potential but you'll muff it up because...well you are you.
Yes but it is my one good feature, like star’s legs.
Azz,
Colonel Pate Manly is having some trouble creating an account: apparently the settings hear prevent the creation of different accounts from the same computer or something. I am guessing it has something to do with IP addresses, which will be problematic for COL Manly as we happen to share both a domicile and computer, among other things...
This being a birthday week for the both of us, I am afraid he might attempt to use my personal account should he get too deep in his cups. I believe that would be a violation of the TOS, which I think everyone would like to avoid.
Is there anything we can do to address this potential issue?
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
youtube videos still not embedding for me :-\ :-* :-*
Sorry, Rosie. I'm looking into it.
something weird, they embed like after a day... :o I tried all day yesterday and it wouldn't embed and then this morning I see it has...It's weird :o ok, Thanks :-*
Thank you to all of those who reported the spam bot shit. I haven't been around much coz I'm moving house. I'm happy to know you guys are looking out for our little site. Peace.
Thank you to all of those who reported the spam bot shit. I haven't been around much coz I'm moving house. I'm happy to know you guys are looking out for our little site. Peace.
thanks :) :-*
nigger
I am having trouble discovering what the icons in the red circle are all about in this:
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9.0;attach=417;image)
I assume the "paperclip" indicates that there is an attachment contained somewhere in the thread, but the "thumbs up," "thumbs down," "light bulb" and various emoticons are a bit vague. Most threads don't have those symbols, they just have "pieces of paper" or something. Is this some sort of SMF code, and why isn't it in the legend box?
Noticed it the other day, and I found every instance of the "odd" ones here on Azzgab and pastiched them together into that wonderful image.
Other than JaxTar appears to have the lion's share of them, I cannot make heads nor tails of what metric is at work (if any) for the assignment of these icons to any particular thread.
Axing for a fiend.
TIA
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Uh well, Pate. When one posts a new topic, one gets the option to post an emoticon to highlight your new topic. Look beneath the bar where you write in your subject title. It will read MESSAGE ICON There is a down arrow "v" next to it in the bar which says Standard. Click on the "v" and it gives you several choices of emoticons to bring attention to your new thread.
You can do this, Pate. I have faith in you. ;)
I will continue to not use this feature/bug. It is as I suspected; arbitrary, meaningless and pointless. The JaxTar correlation seemed indicative of this. I will continue to use this as a indicator that it is likely that a thread with any such icon will ultimately be uninteresting.
I am happy that there are more options of emoticon placement for folks that have a dis- or in-ability to use words to express thoughts and emotion. It would be unAmerican to deny banal people the right to communicate banality whether in a written or graphical format.
How exciting it is to learn that the scope of stupid in the world is somewhat larger than I knew. I have long suspected it, but now have even more clinical proof! I must make an entry in my journal to note this personal discovery.
Thank you SisStar!
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Vids don’t seem to be embedding for me anymore.
jewtube videos?
Yep.
Sorry for the speed bump, fellas. I forgot to update the mod that allows for YouTube embed. But its working now.Thank you, Azz. :-*
Has PM disappeared?
Yes. I did away with PMs.
In a moment of passion I sent a coq-pic to a certain member...
Can I delete the massage in quest?
I did away with PMs.
Laser, would you prefer that I reactivate PMs?
I personally don't feel as if there's a need for them myself, but if yourself and others feel they are useful, I can bring them back (no sweat).
I didn't see the need to eliminate the feature.
User 'AZZERAE' has blocked your personal message.
Nobody can PM me because right now I'm just not "doing" PMs.
how are you?
This is like 12 hours after I sent Grapefruit to go knock on your door, she has a special ask.
Wait, whose house is this?”
I'll be sure to let her know that you're not talking to anyone...
I don't mind corresponding with you or her.
Its an unusual ask to say the very least.
You mean to tell me I need to teach a runner how to walk?
the Dark Lord you now serve?
Just don't try rope me in to something clandestine, of which I have no knowledge of.
Zoom. For broadcast. A three-way! Every boy's dream!Huzzah!*GARROTE*
Dude. Have you met me? Everything is unusual with me.
It's not a need. It's an opportunity fronted by a query. Do it, or don't. I didn't think you were certain I was serious before--now you do. (That's what secret secretaries are for.)
As an hors d'ouerve.
I promise not to try.
Zoom. For broadcast. A three-way! Every boy's dream!
Notice 🐰 how Metron your anonymous correspondent and Jacky are all trying to involve you
in live public display, they might as well be working together.
Execrable ceaselessly wheedling Svengalis 🕷
For my own part, I must say: it is truly a Herculean effort.
Two more parties I am not invited to. Sigh. And yet, I completed The Great Work in three days (I am told this is some kind of record, not that I give a shit, honestly--I of course had a great deal of help...
I yield to MDMD for his greater expertise in this area.
If any of you encounter this message:QuoteUser 'AZZERAE' has blocked your personal message.
Please know, its not that I've personally singled you out.
Nobody can PM me because right now I'm just not "doing" PMs.
As for the rest of you, feel free to chat amongst yourselves.
My PM's are now open.
Yes. I did away with PMs.
"The Great Un-Banning"
"The Great Un-Banning"
Will AzzGab carry on "The Great Un-Banning" tradition established by the predecessor site?
(https://images.radio-online.com/images/people/DavidRubinixl.png)
...
(https://images.radio-online.com/images/people/DavidRubinixl.png)
The "man" pictured above will never be permitted on this site knowingly. Never.
Yeah, the period of amusement would be brief...
Probably a wise decision on your part.
What about K_Dubb? How long will you keep him in "AzzGab Jail"?
Yeah. I'm just not a fan of rapists.
K. Dubb stiffed me on the production costs, then ducked and ran like a beeeitch.
He's too embarrassed to so much as show his face round these parts again-- after I sonned him into Oblivion.
His ghostlike image has found a home [in] Rubini's graveyard.
...Yeah. I'm just not a fan of rapists...
...He's too embarrassed to so much as show his face round these parts again...
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/wPQJeg7FCW2s/giphy.gif?cid=82a1493by6wc1vnytqcq7nt3uv6zfdwmg23dh1681rwo1v5c&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
So. No subscription.
If I've banned someone...
...Grapefruit...cantaloupe...
https://youtu.be/etjSGxBWcO4
Is there anyway to turn this off?
Start stalking lying h**** on Tumblr.
Please note that my post was addressed to Azz. ;)
Azz, all of a sudden I’m getting email notifications everytime someone replies to one of my posts.
Is there anyway to turn this off?
Thanks for bringing this to my attention.
Is anyone else getting notification emails?
I believe I've turned it off for you.
Please let me know if the issue persists.
I believe I've turned it off for you.
Thanks for bringing this to my attention. […] Please let me know if the issue persists.
Please note that I already know that I don’t give you orders, munchkin.
the Lollipop Guild
Thanks for bringing this to my attention.
Is anyone else getting notification emails?
I believe I've turned it off for you.
Please let me know if the issue persists.
It persists.
https://youtu.be/OyBNmecVtdU
Fancy that.
It persists.
I think I've fixed it now.
Any difference?
I’ll let you know if I get anymore.
Are you sure you didn't accidentally hit the 'notify' button some time in the recent past?
Because, if so, any tweaks from my end are probably not going to work.
I just checked and no, it’s not on.
Are you still getting the emails?
And is anyone else?
I think it’s stopped now.
Nautical Shore, but I am fairly certain there is a workaround for [embedding vidya's that have a "Community Guidelines Age Restriction"]?
Thanks for the top right feature, Azz! Back at Bellgab Lee used to have it setup so that if you clicked on it it would take you to the original post. Are you able to do that?
[url=http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic={###XYZ}.msg{###XYZ}#msg{###XYZ}] ....yadda yadda yadda TEXT yadda yadda yadda.... [/url]Thanks for the top right feature, Azz!
Back at Bellgab Lee used to have it setup so that if you clicked on it it would take you to the original post. Are you able to do that?
[center][b][i]In Memoriam[/i][/b]
[img]http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=606;type=avatar[/img]
[i]K_Dubb[/i][/center]Azz,
In addition to a function to disable the CAPS LOCK key for certain posters, is there also a way to limit the #WordCount per post for certain psoters?
Axing for a fiend.
TIA.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Azz,
In addition to a function to disable the CAPS LOCK key for certain posters, is there also a way to limit the #WordCount per post for certain psoters?
Axing for a fiend.
TIA.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Azz,
In addition to a function to disable the CAPS LOCK key for certain posters, is there also a way to limit the #WordCount per post for certain psoters?
Axing for a fiend.
TIA.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Azz aka Zulu Chief,
What's with all those fucking whiners who want to control everything and everybody in your mud hut here.
FUCKING SOY-BOIS SNOWFLAKE BITCHES WORKING SO FUCKING HARD AND OVERTIME TO TURN THIS INTO EllGab 2.0
No wonder Roswells,Art saw what kind of control freak he is and told him to go and fuck himself,
and now he is getting fucking insane with loneliness and trying to mold this board into his own personal project.
FUCK OFF CONTROL FREAK... START YOUR OWN BOARD AND SET ALL THE RULES YOU LIKE THERE.
Unless you are donating huge amounts of money to Azz so he can run this joint, then STFU snowflake.
Aha, AZZZ
Since we are talking about setting new rules here,
how about setting a rule that some door knobs will stop posting with fucked up spelling all the time that makes them look like dolts,
yet they think that they are so fucking funny original and edgy.
/reportedReported for reporting.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Every time you post, I'm going to snitch you
[...]
Don't fook with DADDY
DADDY knows people.
Reported for reporting.
WARNING TO peter the pate
Every time you post, I'm going to snitch you to Analreach aka Innerreach.
Analreach will start a new thread demanding that you will get banned and all your posts be deleted.
Don't fook with DADDY
DADDY knows people.
WOW --- Now we know why he's so butthurt. ;)
"While in jail I was raped by 4 so called men." - Innerreach aka Analreach.
"Four niggers at once shoved their fists in my ass when I was in jail. There was room for two more" - Innerreach aka Analreach.
Dude....
You have three different iterations of this already, and dude, really, we got it.
Maybe move on to the next scene already...🤷Your trolling skills are 💩
Post picture of your anus, lets see diameter of the rim.
Post picture of your anus, lets see diameter of the rim.
Bro, you’re trying to troll me. ? ???
Is this a gay dating site now? ???
Is this a gay dating site now? ???
It just seems to me that he's indirectly trolling himself.
What? Does he want a dick pic, too!? ::)
What?
Bro, you’re trying to troll me. Right? ???
NOT AT ALL'
POST A PICTURE OF YOUR RIM. Don't be shy.
I HAVE 4X4 BEAM READY TO RAM YOU WITH. .
I rest my case...
I rest my case...
DON'T REST YOUR ANUS.
I just hired four niggers to ass rape you.
Huston,Texas
WE HAVE Innerreach homo to be ass raped
till he bleeds to death.
I rest my case...
I'd say stop while you're ahead but, you're so far behind that it really doesn't matter.
Shit. Shit everywhere.
Could be worse. I could actually know what's going on, and be on a 10-state killing rampage. Bored now though.
you completely ignore everybody all the time
You don't know what's going on because you completely ignore everybody all the time, and talk to yourself instead of reacting to external stimuli.
Well, I am awfully busy playing Chess.
Hold my beer.
...
Elon just called ...
How do I get imbedded videos and pictures etc to display again? I am having the same issue when sending YouTube videos to people in Facebook messenger (the link posts but not thumbnail picture). I am unable to view any videos here. I have an iPhone 7.
How do I get imbedded videos and pictures etc to display again? I am having the same issue when sending YouTube videos to people in Facebook messenger (the link posts but not thumbnail picture). I am unable to view any videos here. I have an iPhone 7.
Any ideas what it might be?
I can’t see videos that other posters also post.
I can’t see videos that other posters also post. All the videos posted here just come up as a blank space on the page. Like Asuka Langley-chan posts a lot of cool music videos but I can’t even see any of these. Any ideas what it might be? I want to reset the phone to factory settings maybe that will help but I have important apps on here for my job that I’m afraid I’ll lose and lose the ability to access work emails that I have this phone set up to access remotely without having to use a computer terminal at my place of employment.
What are the stipulations for animated avatars? Mine doesn't work on here.
For avatars to appear animated they need to be sized to the dimensions of 160 by 160 pixels.
I resized yours for you. So now its fixed.
I love you Azzerae, you are the best, thanks a lot!
The 15 minute editing grace is still a welcome feature.
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/XreQmk7ETCak0/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9524ab37d423e8ca7dabe5737c20f94cb0dfabebb19&ep=v1_internal_gifs_gifId&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
When I post a YouTube vid here it embeds automatically and yet when I try to post a vid from an alternative site it just posts the link to the page where the vid resides. Why is this?! Is there a way to enable embedding for these alternative sites like bitchute and rumble?
The Simple Audio Video Embedder I'm using offers the embed feature for many sites, however BitChute and Rumble aren't available as choices in the checkbox section.
I need to update the embedder, as I just realised its long overdue. Doing that could possibly mean those 2 sites will be options, but I can't say for sure.
I'll let you know how it goes as soon as possible.