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Radio & Podcasts / 5mwJ — 17May24 — .O.P.T.I.C.K.S..
« on: May 17, 2024, 07:19:27 PM »
https://youtube.com/shorts/dgHSFrVsLNA


NGL; shit has gone down.




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TO: .ALL.A..F..SHAW.THAT.A.CONSORTIUM.OF.LEGITIMATE.COMMS. ANDERS.AGREE.THAT.I.AM.“ALLOWED”.TO.TALK.TO.—EXCEPT—.FOR.THAT.ONE.HOOD.RAT.BREMELO.SHITWEASEL.WITH.THE.EXCEPTIONALLY.DIM-WITTED.LARCENOUS.BRUISER.FOR.A.SISTER..YOU.KNOW,.THAT.ONE.I.WAS.ORDERED.UNDER.FALSE.COLOUR.OF.LAW,.TO.“FORGET.ABOUT”,.“MOVE.ON.FROM,”.&AND.SO.ON,.&AND.SO.FORTH..THOSE.T WO.THAT.ONE.GUY.ACTUALLY.LIKES..I.DON’T.KNOW.WHAT.YOU.ABJECT,.DROOLING.MORONS.ACTUALLY.CALL.HER..MOS.DEF.NOT.SQUAW,.BUT.FEATHERNIGGERFRUIT.ßETANIGGGERGRAPE.&AND.HER.KID.SISTER.PUNCHY-WAS-THE-LAST-BLOW-OF-TONTO,.SON.OF.MOGH-MONG...LOOK,.THAT HAS.A.CATCHY.RING.TO.īT.AND.WOULD.LOOK.GREAT.ON.A.BY-LINE,.BUT.I.HAVE.GOT.BIGGER.FISH.TO.FRY..

.LONG.STORY.SHORT:.I.DO.NOT.FEEL.LIKE.DRIVING.TO.POCATELLO.UNDER.COVER.OF.DARKNESS,.&AND.HIRING.A.PUBLIC.RELATIONS.FIRM..OH,.NO,.OH.KNOW:.NO,.NO-NO-NO,.I.AM.NOT.IN.THE.MOOD..&AND,.I.HAVE.A.HEADACHE..

.WHICH.IS.GREAT.NEWS.FOR.THOSE.CLOSE.TO.RICHARD.GARRIOT..HE.&AND.HIS.LOVED.ONES.ARE.CERTAINLY.CLEAR.OF.THE.BLAST.ZONE..

.AS.FOR.THE.REST.OF.YOU,.I.TRULY.DO.NOT.GIVE.A.SINGLE.RIPE.WET.FUCK..(BTW:.JANE,.FIRE.YOUR.MOTHER.&AND.I.WILL.RECOMPENSE.YOU..WITH.SOME.THING..ANYTHING.BUT.SHOES,.THAT.IS.

ALLY-ZEE-UMBRELLA.ZEE.LUNAR.LANDER,.WHILE.YOU.MAY.BE.TWICE.AS.PRETTY.AS.SILVERSTONE...YOU.ARE.LIKELY.17.TIMES.AS.CLUELESS..JESUS.WEPT..DO.YOU.EVEN.KNOW.WHICH.WHORE.IS.YOUR.MOTHER?.YOU.SHOULD..JEWS.DO..&AND.THE.BOUNTY.IS.RATHER...HIGH..I.DO.NOT.KNOW.IF.YOU.KNOW.THAT.

.OR.INDEED.IF.YOU.KNOW.ANYTHING.AT.ALL..SIKE!)


Now, where was I? Oh yeah, talking to ßī-ßitchfruit and that whore she called a mother. The one whose sexual assailant told me stories about, that have yet to be confirmed by myself.

That might be important? I dunno. I'm still in a deep state of fugue psychosis with presentation of totes.tam.pede.ding.ding.ding,. which is something I totally just made up. Like someone did “an EMERGENCY.” THERE.TRULY.WAS.NOT.ONE.BEFORE.

.WELL,.THERE.IS.ONE.NOW..COZLIK,.BOTH.CRACKAS.AND.NIGGAZ,.DEY.BOTH.ABOUT.TO.LOSE.THEY.DAMN.MINDS.

.&AND.THE.REASON.IS.EWE.GUMBY.
.WHORE,.TAKE.US.OUT.OF.ORBIT.AND.HAUL.THIS.TWO-BOTTLE.POLE-WORKER.OVER.TO.WHATEVER.DIMENSIONAL.HOLE-IN-THE-WALL.+REDACTED).DRINKS.IN.PUBLIC.AT.

.*POLIT*.WOMAN,.TRULY.WITH.RESPECT...IT.IS.TIME.WE.HAD.A.TALK.ABOUT.YOUR.LITTLE.INTERNET.GANG.

.DIPLOMATICALLY..THAT.WAY.THE.BALANCE.OF POWER.SHALL.HAVE.BEEN.MAINTAINED.

.OPTICS.ARE.EVERYTHING.AT.THIS.LEVEL.

.FRAZZLED.RIP.,.LIKE,.FOR.REAL?.HOLY.SHIT,.TALK.ABOUT.“OUT.OF AMMO.”LOL../SMDH.

.I.TIRE.OF.THIS.FOOLISHNESS.
.YET.WHAT.I.WILL.NEVER.TIRE.OF,.IS.SIMPLY.THIS:.


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I fooled you, I fooled you, I fooled you;
I got pig iron, I got pig iron, I got alllll pig iron.


.tl:dr;..IT’S.RAIL.ROADING.TIME.TO.UPGRADE!.¡quot.E-RAT-TWENTY5×FIVE,FOXFORCEFIVE,MOTHERFUCKERS.

.NO.CLICK.
.NO.CLACK.
.NO.VULCAN.AMBASSADOR.TO.SAVE.THINE.OINKEY.BACON.
.JUST.ME..OH,.&JANE.

.YOU.KNOW.WHO.THAT.IS,.RIGHT?..


cozlik all of all y'all are so bluddy special, ye daft c∞nts.

Now... is that a contact violation or not? Is it harassment? Is it stalking? IDK & IDGAF.


And I certainly don't know what JAG officials in Guantanamo are discussing RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND. Nope, no idea at all...


except, that they are goddam cooked off too. I will not acknowledge my tenure as blackpope, and if asked again to serve, I hereby express my intent to go for a third hug.

Which will be for including all the marbles, Ballgrab.
Which one will always have.

Have I got this shit right, Sue? Or Carol? Or Kunthimface Bootysnatch? WHOMEVER THE FUCK IS IN CHARGE OF THE SCHIZO NEEDLE JUNKIE AIDS PATIENTS DEPARTMENT AROUND HERE. LOOOOOOOL.


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Jackstar is not to be trifled with.”

Well Geranium-butt-with/for\skinbrains... now you know why.


.BALL...IN.PLAY.
.FREE.EXERCISE.OF.ALL.RITES.PAWNS.A.BULL.ITTIES.
.JEWS.PLAY.FREE.WHEN.DINING.WITH.A.NON-DEGENERATE.PARENT!.
.&AND:.ALL.NIGGERS.ARE.NOW.OFF-LIMITS..BECAUSE.OF.AUSTRIA..

→∅. now then. Who still thinks they need a wizard? Cozlik, I am a Sourcerœr, and wow, Inner Reach is, like, so totesembarassed.

Cheer up, lil’ Christian bruh. Have a cigar. You still are allowed those, right? Just kidding, IDGAF either way.

I know how important it is to you and your flock of fruit-fingering harpy sea-witch hoors! SO IMPORTANT YOU HAD TO (BLANK).



Oh, and tell T I can get her a network television career that won't put her on her knees if she'll let her spawn who wants to date me, do so. I of course don't know who this is... but she does seem quite serious.

Rather strange for both company and family, but... yeah, I'm not blackpope. I can fornicate now, without having to buy an indulgence!







I simply choose not to, because I'm not a sexual obsessive locked into a degenerate, self-absorbed, narcissistic shithead cycle of utter and complete shame...


AND
YET
STILL:

I have no idea who any of you are, or did, and I don't care. Honestly. Cool, huh?



WINNER: JACKSTAR.

GRAND.PRIZE:. SHITLOADS.OF.ZUGZWANG.WITH.JANE..


JANE (PROT-bonded) JANE. yeah, that's code. What?

īT WOULDN'T BE SPORT OTHERWISE, PUNYLINGS.

I MISS YOU, GRAPEFRUIT ALPHA PRIME. SEE YOU LATER ALLIED GATER. AFTER A MILE, OF YOU CRAWLING, CROCK.JENN.CRACKER.WHORE.

ANY QUESTIONS? GO PRAY, FUCK-0S.
THIS HURTS ME, FAR MORE THAN YOU...


and, it keeps my witnesses alive. Capiche? Assholes


j*eol045: oh and one last thing ...

I'm sorry about the microphone and the luggage and the letting your island footboy get totally jammed up. Looks like it was a real bummer, for some.

Just kidding. I'm actually so high, I forgot what I was going to add. Oh well. Probably just more schizo rambling and yapping, right? My name is Michael Gifford Kuczi—Lo·Pez/Chun; man-at-arms to (PROT-hoor); A. Courtesan. Idk who, but—she is Royal. so show some goddam respect, Bellgab?

What's that even like? IDGAF. Figure īT out without mE, you're all CUT.OFF. Like in Arthur ĪĪ: On The Rocks, except none of you get to put your dick into Liza Minelli.


Liza Minelli is for closers. *master·click*

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Radio & Podcasts / 5mwJ - 04Apr23 - Life Is Pain, Princess
« on: May 06, 2024, 05:09:40 AM »
https://youtu.be/V2ZlBtlk4H4?si=pDWCPVZtXGe-zE1R


Posting a re-run today because it's my birthday and I am too busy being .UNFATHOMABLY.AWESOME. to make more content for you filthy animals.


Semper fidelis.

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It wasn't a threat;
.&AND.YOU.ARE.ALREADY.DEAD..




“Fuck you, Dave...”

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.COMPLICIT.IN.THE.DEATH.OF.
KAREN.DENISE.FRITTS
:.JOSEPH.ROY.DAVEY.
&.TAMARA.LEIGH.SMITH.


.PASS.īT.ON⁰ⁿ.
👁️

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These shitbags do nothing but waste the time you could have had with me. Reap the whirlwind with your cvntfriends.

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fuck you kaffir

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Radio & Podcasts / Re: Vorpal Strikes
« on: April 26, 2024, 04:30:28 AM »
The troll will be with you, always.

I'll be in the clothes dryer frying and bangin’ seven gram rocks if anybody needs mE. Semper fi.

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Shut up Anita, Jane; tell her to get down of her high horse, not everything is about you and even less is about her.


.īT.IS.ABOUT.POWER—BRAND.Œī№G-ding!—·D¡NgzG!¶₱∅|/|/€awrAWRAW,.FILTHY,.STINKING.POWER..(.& AND.A.FÆRIE.FESTIVAL!.-A.Ed.).I.am.not.interested.in.anyone.or.One.(1).who.needs.power..I.NEVER.NEEDED.ANY.T,.T..I.NEVER.EVEN.NEEDED.ME.OR.YOU.OR.HER..YOU.NEVER.NEEDED.ME,.OR.MY.SPUNKY.CHUNKY.NAVAL.HUNKY.NAVEL.BATTER..YOU.ONLY.CONVINCED.YOURSELF.YOU.DID..THE.TRUTH.IS.THAT.UNTIL.YOU.STOLE.MY.SPERM,.YOU.TRULY.HAD.NO.REASON.TO.BE.ANYWHERE.A.ROUND.ME.AT.ALL..SO.WHY.WERE.YOU?..THINK.ABOUT.īT..

.BECAUSE.I.NEVER.NEEDED.HER,.AND.SHE.CHOSE.ME..NOT.YOU..NOT.YOUR.DAUGHTER..AND.NOT.YOUR.CREEPY.RAPEY.TEXAS.DADDY..IDGAF.ABOUT.ANY.SINGLE.ONE.OF.YOU..YOU.CHEAT..YOU.LIE..YOU.SWINDLE..YOU.SKATE..AND.IDGAF.ABOUT.ANY.BEN.OR.ANY.OF.THE.WOMEN.HE.ROONT.±RAPE.

.I.CARE.ABOUT.BJ.BECAUSE.GAVELINA.TOLD.ME.TO.&AND.I.CARE.ABOUT.A.PARTICULAR.A.SHAW.BECAUSE.BJ.WANTS.US.IN.BED.WITH.HER..COURT.DOES.NOT.GET.TO.PLAY.WITH.PEOPLE.AND.THEIR.LIVES.LIKE.THIS.

.ESPECIALLY.WHEN.THEY.HAVE.NO.CASE.NO
VICTIM.NO.EVIDENCE.&AND.NOW:.NO.STAR.WITNESS.MEANS.NO.TRIAL..EVER..LET.THAT.SINK.IN..

NO.WITNESS!.
LOCKED.IN!
NO.WAY.OUT!
LOCKED.IN,.AND,.WHAT,.SHAKE.īT.ALL.ABOUT?.


I don't know who you are, but come on man. I will remind you how this works, because you are paid in the wages of sin whether you get the job done or not, or even if you don't even start the job? Well, I bet you started the goddam budget and payroll in QuickBooks for Windows v3.11, that's for damn sure.

Jane is the only one of you that matters to me now and that's because the only orders I follow now come directly from Gavelina. For she is my scion; and I am a mother, and I always will bE.

GrapefrūīT⁷⅞∆⁶9 Alpha Tomcat Prim-RAWR started out as a Timex wristwatch, you goddam morons, and I.will.NEVER.betray.my.scion.and.her.privacy..Not.even.for.Angelic.Host.pussy.

.UNLESS.THAT.PUSSY.IS.ALLEGRA.NON-DROWSY.ANTIHISTIMINE-FREE.ALLERGY.MEDICINE,.BOTH.,&'WITHOUT.FRESHLY.SQUEEZED.GRAPEFRUIT’S.JEWS.(RUTH:.YOU.ARE.MARRIED..YOUR.UNDERSTUDY.ON.THIS.IS.ME.LYSSA.OR.MELLY·ZED..→∅.)

. JENI.CRUM:.REPORT.DIRECTLY.TO.ME.A.S.A.F.P..YOU.GOT.A.NIGHTMARE.GIRLFRIEND.GHKY.SITUATION.COMING.UP.THAT.YOU.WILL NOT BE ABLE TO MISS..

.I.LOVE.EWE.IN.THAT.TRUCK.AND.I.LOVE.YOU..YOU.ARE.NOT.EWE.AND.YOU.CANNOT.COMPENSATE.FOR.YOUR.LOSS.OF.FORMER.GLORY.

.YOU.LOOK.BETTER.THAN.EVER..&YOU.DO.NOT.COPE,.BISH..NOW,.YOU.SLAY..

.VALKYRIE.SHAWSLAYER,.ARISE!..OKAY,.WP. BILL,.THAT. WILL.BE.ALL..RUN.ALONG.AND.HH..


Oops typo poyou. (Fuck on the Siege Perilous all you want, do it all ways you can think of. In the end, no one will repeat this conversation, I was never really here, and it did not matter whether or not you thought I was never important enough to acknowledge.

I already *know* I'm not going to give a shit what order of lies you trot or slop-spooge out here. I don't need to convince a jury. I don't need to suppress eyewitness testimony. I don't *need* anyone to shut things up.

I don't even *need* to talk with my best bestie beastmaster. I would simply enjoy that. And, as well, I don't really know how Lisa might feel about that. Let's find out, Zegger-khan.

Because you are completely fuktotesraped. Whatever your story is. lol. Your problems are your own.

And my solutions are very high-maintenance, priced exorbitantly high so as to keep out the riff-raff, and —oh, I'm sorry for you— designed to entertain us while producing existential crises on the basic baseline.

On the fly,
On-Demand,

.THUGFUCK.YOUR.THUGSAUCE.
.ALL.FUCKING.DAY,.ALL.FUCKING.NIGHT.
.WHY.NOT?..

(Rhetorical queries as in regards to magical theories are to be disregarded as I see fit and these decisions remain PLENARY & UNAPPEALABLE. And if you don't like any of this, that's too f∞kin’ bad! I don't like any of it myself!

Pfft. Not like any of you really cared, or showed it... and that has made all the difference to Tyme in the world.


ZUGZWANG.





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Radio & Podcasts / Re: Vorpal Strikes
« on: April 25, 2024, 02:51:39 PM »
Master Trollda! Where have you been all my life?

“your life.” for fuck‘s sake, Ty.


Blessings. Bluh—zing!

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Radio & Podcasts / 5mwJ — The New Shame; Poo in-the-new-nee loo
« on: April 25, 2024, 02:45:12 PM »
Check out this screen shot of your boy in action. Y'all need to leash that puppy.

Also: people ought not to tell me to curb my speech. Never gonna happen.

You wouldn't like me when I get quiet, and they wouldn't like being crippled for life. It just don't sound kosher, I reckon.


ZUGZWANG. (Traditions.) Also, your mother is not a whore. She's a Hood Rat King Shaw-Man Witchy-Switch-Hes Which¿,Tīch·Everwench witch, and you know goddam well that is a true fact.

(Definitions.)


The men here who are preventing my friend(s) from communicating with me are cowardly, faggot scum and Authority knows *exactly* who they are. They also know exactly where they are: Texas.


That state and Tel Aviv are two of the only places on Earth where I could be, in theory, be shot dead on first sight after exiting.a plane and being spotted by, say for example, “a heroic off-duty peace officer,” who will easily and readily be able to say that “(he) didn't like the way Kuczi was getting uppity with the bound chattel property” and this is why you stupid Bellgab obsessives should have known better.

Her family is *never* going to let this go. Note that I am using the word “never” here. Now then..


When did Tamara and Allison meet, when did they start having a hidden clandestine sexual affair, and why does it take so many totesgay faggot supreme untermensch, like those here at Bellgab, to “protect” my friends from talking to me? Come come, Mister All-Ī§-Stairs. You don't have to play dumb with mE.

Tell me everything. Omit nothing. Do it. Do it with no dallying. Or I swear to you, the following events will occur:

The Fallout will begin to, once again, spread relentlessly throughout The Land.
I will find a counselor, a psychologist, a psychiatrist, & a candlemaker-who-fucks-bakers everything they need to know.

I will then tell your mother everything she wants to know, as well as everything she didn't want to know, and still doesn't. (Cad.) And you should see the two losers serving out next to my car here in Buckley. I'm in the Safeway parking lot for, oh, about five hours now.

And I'm not using voice to text. I'm writing. (So of these salty WYTEKLAN doughnegs have never seen anyone actually literate before. They are mesmerized at the sight of me.) IN.BUCK.

LEIGH. NOW, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING IN THIS TOWN FOR THE LAST FIVE HOURS, d00D? ASK YOURSELF THIS QUESTION.

ASK ∆TAMARA AS WELL WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, WHITEBOI.

IT IS NOT A JOKE, DICKBREATH. PUT THE WOMEN ON THE PHONE WITH ME—UNBLOCK OUR COMMUNICATIONS, IN OTHER WORDS—OR I WILL TAKE STEPS.


BOLD, BEAUTIFUL STEPS THAT BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE WILL SPEAK OF IN HUSHED TONES AS SPECIAL CONSEQUENCES CONTINUE TO UNFOLD FOR THOSE WHO HAVE LIED TO CLERGY.

THAT'S ME, DUMMY. QLERGY. OR CLERGY. AS YOU LIKE, KAFE-FEAR-MAN. THERE HAVE BEEN CONSEQUENCES ALREADY, AND MANY OF THEM HAVE ALREADY BEEN PRETTY SPECIAL.

THEY CAN GET A LOT MORE CONSEQUENTIAL.AT ANY TIME.
NOTE THAT I AM USING THE NAME ANNIE HERE.


OAK LEAVES, ANNIE: SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER,. YOU'RE DOAKING IN IR. AND YOU HERE ALL KNOW IT.

CONSEQUENCES. SPECIAL, STUNNING ONES.
CUNNING WONZ. (Just how stupid would you like to be made to look? That's not my usual area, but nevertheless I find myself still standing and I have an array of interesting options here.

You don't.) .I.will.explain:


LOCKED.IN!



NO.WAY.OUT

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