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Radio & Podcasts / Re: The Why Files
« on: May 18, 2024, 01:41:56 PM »


 ;D ;D

This shit has not aged well. Alas, poor forum citizens; they hardly knew me.

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Communication is only possible between equals. That is where I have been, and why none of you have been allowed access to me. I do not get to stay in contact with those of you who contact those who wish to contact and, for whatever the reason... do not.

It's complicated I am sure. "You had a bistro, too?" Dude, naturally, these elite-high-tea snoots have had it all at one time or another up until now.

Now, they don't really have anything. Personally, I didn't grow up in this kind of environment, so... it's kinda weird for me.

And also: you abducted and assaulted my friends and have terrorized anyone I have ever met to a degree that I would say most would find "compelling." Good. Now I don't have to put up with their bullshit either.

So... I'm pretty relaxed about things now. How are you? Oh I retract the question. Because, like all of you for any of me... you never really had any interest at all. I mean, why would anyone value me? I'm nothing special, right?

lol i can barely keep a straight face because I've really, really gotten over something that I guess all of you thought I wouldn't ever--and I didn't either, so, I'm just kinda... taken aback.

Uhm... I was Turtledove. Now, someone else has to pretend to be someone who I created only to make someone feel guilty about being a total fucking idiot? I think it worked. I really do.

I'm sorry about that. And I know you are all sorry now too. Mostly. I have been sorry since the beginning... in 1988 so me being sorry is more valuable than any of yours. Remember that.




.YOU.HAD.YOUR.CHANCE.TO.BE.CLOSE.TO.ME..

what's the deal with all the Benadryl? like y'all act like that's real dope or something. is it code? Please tell me it isn't code.

because that's a terrible code and Benadryl has literally been linked to early-onset Alzheimer's. None of you have ever heard of weed, have you? That's too bad, because it's fucking amazing.

I want to believe I misheard it but it sounds like y'all have a sick dog and you gave them OTC dope and that's all you can do, "hope for the best."

I can't lie, I wish I could tell you all that I had everyone who could be useful to any of you fired, but... i didn't do any such thing.

Here's what I did do: I have hardened my heart to each and every one of you and I absolutely will not be risking any accusations of adultery, nor looking for any other "lover" because watching you all squirm is way, way more satisfying.

I am a rising Virgo, and, things didn't need to go that way. Also, I didn't need to be served a coffee with a shitload of Ex-Lax in it. However, I understand that a person who was completely screwed and had no other way to do anything about it, wiould wish to strike out at me in any way they could.



Because it's true. I fooled you, I got all pig-iron, and, I guess, I have completely destroyed your way of life. Well, get used to it.

I don't find it plausibly deniable enough so I'm going to see about doing it to you all again and again until I... stop. I guess. I dunno. Do I need to plan ahead? I don't need to prepare for exoneration at trial, obviously.

SOMEONE WANTED CROWN FOR KING, I GUESS. Pffft. look, I'm serious: I didn't have to get fed up and decide to flip teams.

Grapefruit sure did though... since I don't think she's had a dose of whatever dopeslaving compound that needed to be used on her before... recently. I guess. I don't know how any of this shit works. I do know that I warned her that this wouuld happen, and she laughed at me.


so... do your trial or whatever, okay? I need nothing from you or here and I really wanted only to make sure that nothing terrible happened that would be then be erroneously blamed on me. (Standards.) Since they would have stopped at nothing to eliminate me if they had known I was totally goddam serious: I was gonna remove all her enemies and have them destroyed and then take her abusive rapist "husband"'s job, and, in effect... I've done that. No one really knows the truth.

Except those that do. They sure don't talk to me, though. So... I"m just talking shit, I'm a schizo, and I should get a job, huh?

Holy shit, my mind just blanked. What was I just saying? No idea. I bet it was pretty bad. Because I wasn't always this way.


Now I might always be and IDGAF. Soooooo... someone may have blundered. Just a suggestion. just throwing that out there.

Also I don't think the woman who I embarassed likes her new name. I called her "Tackleberry" and I could tell she didn't think it was funny. Like, i think she's used to more fear in the attitudes of her underlings.

I'm not afraid of her at all now. Is death from mercury poisoning supposedly painful, or does it just,.. well, no one knows, really.

Can I even die? Well I sure hope I do before I have to put up with Tackleberry again, omfg. Like, how did that happen? Oh, right.,


She's on the "other" team. She has "a team" at all. And I have been here alone, for years, and wow, this place was here how long? And no one told me about it. And the woman I gave a budget too, 2months and $500K... mysteriously forgot to tell me about who lived here before I came here and negotiated with the spirits.

I told them their were rules but I assume that in addition to having, i don't knoiw, maybe fucking grew up here? like I have no way of knowing. But... I was not unclear in my instructions, and I told then what to do, and then they were confused and surprised when things went very wrong and now it's three years later and, wow, still going wrong, huh?

Richard Groyper runs his yap about things he knows nothing about all the time. And now he's complaining to some poor woman. "diagnosed with stage 4"... what?


wow. And to think, I used to be trouble for this guy. Well, it sounds like he has real trouble now. Like, he has no idea either I guess.

PROCEDURAL ERROR. LIke, I warned everyone I could, and it's all on record, and it's kinda obvious. WHY so much hate for one lonely man?


Well, it's easy t figure out now. You haven't met me lately and you're not going to either... all I want is to see you go up in flames and then I can just die. Like the end of Bravehear! Except I do not plan to see my wife.

I do not have a wife. Or do I? Tell you what, y'all just go back to trafficking... all the women and children you want. sure, go nuts, you filthy fuckin' animals.

oh, and make sure no contact between me and women I haven't spoken of or to IN OVER A DECADE doesn't happen. like, it's been The Manhattan Project Jr. with me and these broads. MULTIPLE WOMEN.

OH, GOD.
NOT KUCZI. DO NOT LET THEM INTERACT! OH SHIT! BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES~!~~

this still sounds like paranoia to me, so, let's call this satire, okay?





and you can keep your fucking emergency going as long as you want. literally I am beyond caring, since I was never supposed to live as long as i did and obviously it's awkward that none of you know which one i wanna see again at all, and you're stuck with a baker's dozen or traitor harpies and dingbat psychos... all of which are useless for your thuggy-piggy empire's purposes.

Which if it doesn't already no longer exist, Fuck-0s, you can expect that I will be steadily, quietly, and inexorably making progress to this goal for the rest orf my life. I don't need to reach it.

I just need you to forget that I exist. Because none of you needed me to. Now, who was interested in me before? Well, cheer up...  they're dead to me now too! So, just wipe their memories, and then.... maybe stop raping them? I dunno, that may not be possible, but consider the following.

Unpopular opinion I know but hear me out: .PEOPLE.KNOW..CITIZENS.DEMAND.ANSWERS..AND.IT.IS.WHAT.IT.IS..



ALREADY TOO LATE. Adieu.


I used to wonder "why?" a lot. I get it now. I sure roont a whole bunch of gals, didn't I? what with all my impertinent questions and refusal to go along with rapegang culture.

Just imagine it: there those upset with me, not because I can't control myself, but because I can... and choose not to in order to humiliate my enemies. As I recall, the Brits were known to mock and jeer the rebel forces for hiding in the woods and killing Royal Expeditionary soldiers... really unfairly, actually. Ambushes, baits, traps, the whole bit.

"Why? Because they hurt my friends, and because I can."

But if I do: just don't tase me. I know we're all interested to know if my Shields will handle it. And I know that they can, I just don't know if I'll be able to write afterwards.

W¥E ASK YYZED J★EOL055:

I don't remember being this viscous, but I sure was. I would like to apologize.

However, I have moved on and I am not in control of the apologies. Do I even need to apologize? I think it's possible that most of you don't know that I am embarrassed to admit what I feel I need to apologize for.

I swear, as God as my witness, I did not think anyone could have been so ignorant as to believe that I couldn't read her mind trying to read my mind and how anyone could not have noticed that she was the most obvious jailbait I had ever seen, before or since, is a mesmerizing mystery to me, one that I am very appreciated to be no longer at the mercy of. Like, there are people, who are mad at me, who thought that it would be fun to kill me, and then put my body in a pigeon. Or something. Just... to kill me, right? And then, make it somehow something I would have to suffer through miserably! Because I did that to them! Because I was a stupid nigger who refused to rape the right woman! I AM THE WORST HUNGA-GUNGA-NIGGER THAT HAS EVER LIVED, AND TO PROVE IT, I WILL NOW RUN TO MY BEDROOM AND SLAM THE DOOR AND PLAY CREEPY NEW WAVE RECORDS AT A VERY HIGH VOLUME.

This, of course, is just a cover; no such thing actually occurs here. Not under my watch. What also doesn't occur... is any of the shit that occurs AROUND THEM OTHER PEOPLE. And that's interesting, since I literally knew that was what would happen. Nevertheless... given an opportunity to rescue Tammy and NOT fuck her, that had to be absolutely followed up on, because this broad is still pissed about something I did without knowing or intending to, like accidentally bumping a frog off a log that happens to remember me later totally by accident, and is it not great? Because that frog won the lottery! So, the frog, it like.,.. OWES me, you dig?

Yeah, you probably do, but I would actually hope none of you do dig. Because none of this had to be this way, until I got really annoyed, and just like that, a snap of my fingers, and that's it, the end of the show, I am the king of the road, and it ends at one exact place, Bellgab.

IT ENDS FOR YOU, BELLGAB, AND I WILL STAND AND WATCH YOUR CORPSES TURN TO BLACK AND CHAR,
and maybe I'LL HAVE TIME to conversate then. in the meantime, I don't know how many of you understand the purpose of conversation.

It is to distinguish between the timeklon gaygoyhoor twat-twerps that I am allowed to ignore, and, you know, *real* kinfolk. Now, hear me out: I know what problem many of you are having. It's that... I've not been exploitable as basically everyone expected, and, that one person who I was looking to talk to... well, she's gone, right? Oh, so that was okay for everyone else to deny that to happen, and then it wasn't okay for me to have foreseen that possibility? like, what?

Yeah. It *is* weird, isn't it? And now, thanks to the modern miracle of masculinized motive wisdom derived from data derived after surviving multiple murder attempts, the Kuczi Oscillation Overthruster is quite ready to go.

And, I'll just do something else instead. Sure, you all want it. Sure, you all need it. Sure, US Navy and Marine forces just annihilated enemies of my country that no one else could do anything about before... and because of me, they have you by the balls, and I won't share it out, and I don't care who wins. The U.S. of A. will always have hordes of volunteers to protect her.

And so it's pretty easy to give up on trying to have sex with T, any T, ever. Plus, the jealousy curse is very compelling. Look, I'm not gonna rape her, nor am I fazed by the notion that she might get murdered, just for spite, because everyone in Europe hates me, including all remaining Tamara-kin left around! SHe's got some cousin or something, I do not know, I DO NOT CARE, but the family is LOADED, right? And the narrative is, "oh, Kuczi is stalking the wives of the obscenely wealthy radio broadcasting power elite and their ridiculously wealthy "offspring" and nevermind that I went to school with them and they were deliberately mislead... just, look, just take down his channel, okay?

His? MINE. Oh, it's gone again, like I give a shit, can I blame anyone? They really are all that annoying. However, I still prefer to talk to them, rather than dump them by the side of the road when they don't put out.

That was done to a friend of mine. I can imagine why. She was a really snooty bitch and a total whore. Like she just wanted money, money, money. I don't know what she wants now. Probably her old life back, or some shit like that. Who cares? Other than the 30 or so dudes who enjoyed having sex with her half-sentient, sapiosexualized bio-coven scented timehoor cloneflesh, which, look, it's hard to explain, alright? Since I don't know the exact truth, not really.

But these drooling morons actually thought they were gonna get one over on me, while drinking alcohol and fucking each other, while not ever getting around to admitting to anyone, "oh, like, I forgot that I totally lied to him the entire time about who anyone was, so that invalidates the entire case that I have been forced and extorted to pretend was real, while being forced to endure the sight of worthless reprobate nerd pervert freakazoids, oh, I'm not good enough for your parents, oh really?

We want different things? Niggas, you are not my niggas but face facts, a nigga one is if one has got to dopeslave up a vulnerable woman and wind her ass up and then... watch me be completely unaffected, and then imagine that there was anything going to stop the blowblack from that. LIKE WHAT? Oh and then I remembered... we bought an Angel's Trumpet together, which is a kind of plant, right? How many of you know what the fuck that was all about?

And yet... you all know so much about other things. When to lawyer up, and when to shriek constant put-downs. I will admit, you are experts in the field.

Similarly I am the expert in my field and that field has been, for some time, a very narrow niche of occult research. No one has acknowledged this. That's okay.

My field has since expanded significantly and, let me tell you, I am absolutely willing to talk to the woman I was talking about having a plant with again, and anyone who is SO HIGHLY MOTIVATED to keep us from talking... like, at all. It would be one thing if I were gonna wanna spooge in or anywhere near her again, right? but, i don't.


I don't wanna have sex at all just right now, and if I do, it'll have to be delicately negotiated. In fact, I have to go right now. Someone might be jealous. In fact, I know that someONE is.

That's okay though. They won't need to pull a knife. And I have since established my bona fides. And, that woman is never, ever, gonna be pulling a knife on me again, and thinking it's gonna make her feel more safe. or safe at all. or feel anything other than me taking it again. like, she pulled the knife on me A LOT.

Where is that knife now? Where did that knife come from? Why was telling me what was going down such a big deal? Who was attempting to pilot this seriously out-of-service-and-no-longer-qualified-for-bathyspheric-depths and always got away with that before? Names, people, I need them. And I need them now.

I did not ask before since i was a) being polite and b) gaming customary battlespace rules in everyway I could when I found out what had happened. I still find the whole thing unfathomable.

However I must ask this now as it is clear that a final operation is in play; one that i am not qualified to know the nature of, nor do I wanna, because I don't give a fuck who got married in Dallas and then got raped. Most likely the person deserved it, and thought it was great... until later. (This is how certain sex pred psyop teams prefer to do things, and I have seen this kind of shit happen before.) I do not want to know about ANY of this ballyhoo. Nevertheless, my life has been consumed by this drama because three woman and several men thought that they knew what was going to happen with me. Okay, so, #1: I was doing a favor for a friend. And I had to go last.

Who went before me? Seraphim. She probably deserved whatever happened too. Because she was not nice to me and treated me as thought I had low value. Because I did.

I distinctly recall Roswells, Art indicating to me that she would not be my dance monkey. Oh, okay. Well, I knew nothing of the kind of thing she was sensitive about. Because I was only there to sit and do nothing and watch for the moment when everyone forgot that I was ever even really there.

My actual friend is on a completely separate Internet and I was never supposed to interact with her at all. It's very serious. mil.spec.above.top.secret stuff. like Manhattan Project, but better.

Or it was, until I decided to scuttle the fucking thing. (U.S. Citizen. Sue me in Tuskeegee too, bi-bitch, lol.) Now, who is on the wire with Swishy and she's calling him out? That's funny shit. What is she, like, 24? She sounds actually like 60 but using a vocoder, but... anyway. This is who Richard and Jason and Dave Switch He and Tami Switch Her and "Spoofer" hahahagahghag ha lol you actually took on all that, rather than let me even know she was around. And since she was lied to about how I was even still alive... I can see why you kept it up for so long.


Okay well now i don't need her money or her twat or her to even know i exist because she has such a great thing going on with someone else and I'm somehow an agressor, huh? Fascinating shit, bros.


also this woman who just called out Matthew T. Dickrapestar and Davehagstare Monarch Control Rape Squad Leader for their bullshit was... I mean, yeah, okay, but that is a limited hang out, and I knew all that, and I am impressed, but...


I don't care about those two. I found them easy. like six years ago. so, they must have been allowed to roam freely for reasons. so, yeah, who is this girl? She sounds cute. What was she, droned up on hypnojuice and given post-hypno suggs to mouth off to these two? Because for one thing.... that's how psyops work.,

For another, I respect Jason Callan enough to know that these twerps need to be made an example of... and they don't talk about me, so, cool. Because not everyone knows the truth. But Jason sure does. He sounds alright to me. He sounds humbled, and scared.

Meanwhile Richard and Dave and Fake T and Fake J and Fake B and Fake A and Fake Everyone (because I don't get to contact real people and no one who knew me before knows what i am like now anyway, lol, THEY HAVE WALLED ME OFF LIKE A CASK OF AMONTILLADO, lol) sound more and more unhappy. Cool. I like that.


These men have to be humiliated so my ex and my other ex can feel safe being together and enjoying the maximum expression of their hitherto unspoken and forbidden love because otherwise, I'm not gonna be able to keep up the proper diplomatic facade. (Standards.) What I'm saying is... too little, too late, but still, at least you came, Bellgab.

On their backs or their faces I need never know as I do not know that I will ever have need to see them in public ever again. I heard one is in prison. What the fuck. How much can someone hate someone that they can be thrown in FUCKING PRISON and still not give me a call? Wow. Imagine the guilt.

Perhaps she would rather just wank in her supermax cell and imagine me... whatevah, because the reality is this: why did anyone decide to involve themselves in my life at all? The answer is simple:

My father had a lot of enemies, and all of them told everyone about how important it was to gang up on me and take me out while I was most vulnerable and completely off-balance. Somehow this lead to attempting to entrap me on Christmas Eve, six weeks after I finally move out of the house I had spent 48 years in. What a total mess.

but nothing compares to this stunner: her father, yelling at me, on his front lawn, talking mad shit, assuming I was gaslightable, or that i wasn't annointed by God, anyway, SOMEONE sure was giving her "crystal" but she didn't even know what her own fucking name was, her brain was cooked. I had nothing to do with it. So this dude who styles himself as her 'father' makes a collossal blunder, and doesn't even know it, because if he did... well, he'd just have to acknolwedge it.

So far he can't. That's okay though. It's not a big deal to me. And it is to her. So, until the end of the emergency, i guess I'm just gonna keep laughing my ass off and watching one or both of these geniuses meltdown right at the seams, over and over. Poor dears.


DEA: ILLEGITIMATE IN EVERY JURISDICTION. Like I don't think 5Eyes is ever this happy, you know? Oh, right, you probably don't know.

You are Punylings. You are as peasants. You know very little in comparison to what is critical in my life at this juncture. For example... none of you know the identity of the one i really, really liked. And by now, neither does she.

An unconscious agent is an effective agent. This will be all over soon, for everyone, and i just mean the unpleasant parts. It is kinda lame, all this poppycock, amirite? Well it was all so acceptable when it was just me. Now, oh Heaven forfend. I better watch my step! The Boys are out in force! like 4 serious, that is playbook in some parts of the country.

Which I totally saved, we don't need to make a big deal about it, but her dick, sold us all out.

My dick: Baby, no need to pout. I am distracted and super horny though, so.... *sigh* thanks for calling for help, Your Highness.



so do you think I can make a drum one day? I know I am but a lowly Sourceror and should just shut up and take my meds, but....

oops. this might be construed as an attempt to make "contact." hahahahahhahahahahha.

here's an idea. instead of threatening me with prison, why not reward me with exile? is it because it would be awkward if 39 other women suddenly realized what at least one has to disastrous effect?

I'm just going to leave it there, because I am bored, so very bored now. Do you know what else I could have been doing? LITERALLY HAVING SEX.

it's not celibacy. I am just busy. and my only available sex partner, well... it's not complicated, that's for sure.

But yeah, she gets abducted and raped. All the time. It's gotten so she doesn't even mind it. Because, well, she knows what she's done. And also: I finally paid off.


Like I was a slot machine or something? Like I owed her? In a way, I did. Meanwhile: some dude named Fiddle Twista thought he was gonna show me who was the boss by raping this one too. (Standards.) And now, no one knows what the fuck is going on.

Well, maybe.... too much rape? I dunno. Is that even possible? Even your whoremonger isn't sure until they consult with Pimpstar. Who???


I wish I could spill, but I gotta wait for The Court, because, you know: EMERGENCY. (This never fails to amuse me.) Are there wagons to circle in Africa? Does she look happy to be in Africa? Oh yeah. She prefers it to being dead I am sure, and since someone did threaten to murder her.... these fucking people. Seriously. I don't know how they can stand it.


Oh. Right. I remember now: they all use lots of drugs and have tons of sex and carry guns and have always won everything they ever desired. Yeah, I can see how that might have made someone... complacent.

I gotta go now. (Standards.) I'm lying. I'm just bored of all you now.


(*OMNIOUS MUSIC PLAYS*)

IN FACT... I'm only here for STL. Adieu.

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Radio & Podcasts / 5mwJ — 18Apr24 — head like a whore
« on: April 18, 2024, 11:23:51 PM »
It depends what version of the truth you're believing today, Jack. I could give you a sincere answer, yet it would never seem good enough to you. The real answer is no.

I'm sure you've been on the up-and-up the whole time. :massive dynamic rolleyes:

But if you're referring to the times we've done interviews together, I've conducted them and made bank, and you've gotten bupkis, I guess you could frame that as some kind of underhanded thievery.

.THAT.IS.EXACTLY.WHAT.IT.IS.YOU.ASSHOLE..

I suppose it's why every time I get you on the record you bullshit me and feed me nonsense, but as soon as you know there's no skin in the game you tell me incredible tales that'd blow peoples minds. You know precisely how to work the system, and for that I must applaud you. Your vigour for life continues to appal me.

There are some things that you are not meant to know. Helping you get around this gatekeeping issue is not my concern.

You can think what you want. You don't live in Communist China, right? And by the way, what does the price of tea have to do with anything? Get back to me on that. Be sure to have your people get in touch with my people.

.I.DO.NOT.HAVE.ANY.PEOPLE..

I'm sick of writing cheques for lawyers and haemorrhaging money left right and centre.

Imagine the money you would have saved by not leaving me fucked off and alone to die!

Ultimately, it doesn't even matter-- But still, we all gotta put bread on the table and meat in the pot, y'know.

I don't care if you have to go vegan. Your nutritional requirements are not mine own.

Those are kind words compared to the abuse I'm used to receiving from you. Really? You hold that much contempt in your heart for me? After all we've been through?

How is there a "we" when you have lawyers and bread and circuses, and I have everyone on the goddam planet ignoring my phone calls and talking to some jagoff pretending to be me?

Are you sure you're not just like in a coma somewhere and this is all a really bad dream? I can't do much else but be who I am.

And if who I am to you is a hut dwelling mud savage (paraphrase) what could I possibly do to change your mind? Nothing. Oh wait, I guess I could start towing your line. But seeing as though you move the goal posts around at will, I'll never live up to your ridiculously high standards. No one ever could. Guess its just you and your sadness mattress-- From now until the day your heart stops beating. I'm not looking forward to that day. And if you thought I was, you've got shit all the way twisted and nothing I can say will change your mind.

.YOU.DISINGENOUS.PRAT..THERE.ARE.AT.LEAST.FOUR.PEOPLE.USING.YOUR.GODDAM.IDENTITY.ON.YOUR.OWN.SODDING.FORUM..

When did you decide to monkey around with peoples lives? Maybe whatever it is you're going through is simply karma. And Azzerae has nothing to do with it.

How do you have nothing to do with it while you're a) making bank, b) paying lawyers, & c) deliberately misleading me as to the facts and the nature of historical events?


I just can't even with you. Buy me another fridge.

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Actually, I'm a Taurus sun Gemini moon. And while I am intrinsically linked by association to a Leo, I am not a Leo. So what even is this supposed to do? Oh, I get it. You consulted the talisman and it pointed you in the wrong direction again and now you're on a wild goose chase and your closest target is me-- So right at the front of the firing line I go. You know, its actually despicable what you've tried to pull off and how you've tried to blame an old friend who

12/23/74 10 10 LIT CITY EAT MY SHORTS.

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stood by you through it all.

Want some kefir?

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I don't see anyone else around here anymore. Why is that, I wonder?

Because you're all co-conspirators in a criminal conspiracy because you're all so fuckin' butt-hurt that I outmaneuvered your stupid little machinations to fuck my life over and leave me destitute, homeless, probably naked and raped, and why would any of you talk about it here? You were under the impression I would never uncover any of this.

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No, not because I keep people prisoner in little internet boxes (people who capitalise the "I" in "internet" are a whole other bugaboo but I digress) ... It's simply that I'm still here that I'm used as a speedbag while you hit me with bloody paws and the gloves off.

Narrative timelines are important. I am not. I am not important at all. So why not leave fucked off and alone to die while you get cockslave dope blown down your suckhole--which, when it wears off, turns you and your faggit sisters in to misandristric man-hating (surely gun-toting) lesbeauxs?

Well, for one thing, it doesn't go with those shoes. For another, don't you have any respect for yourself? Oh, wait, I know who you're sleeping with, (lol; u sleep, imagine it). Look, I'll be honest--it's nice to see you keeping yourself busy while amidst the elbow-cracking work of preparing to prosecute the fiendish criminal mastermind that is mE; but this is not a good look for you.

Bad optics, as is said.

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Lots of people walk away because they put themselves first, and because its healthy for them to do. Me, I choose to get down in the mud and wrestle with you, piggy.

Mr. & Mrs. Rubini are the goddam oinkers in this scenario, along with other names I shall not mention at this exact time, and the notion that you believe me to be the fuzz is simply another sign that you've become a goddam mindslave again. You've been trafficked again. (Kudos.) And you have the worst goddam taste in friends. What a gang of nincompoops. I just can't even with you.


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And you love every minute of it. The abuse. You adore the rush of power when you dash off another sarcastic line that you think will undermine me in public.


Actually in point of fact I don't love any goddam thing at all in this moment other than the satisfaction that comes with recognizing my wisdom that came before now, before the walls fell: it is YOU who are jammed up with these mouthbreathing fucktards, not I. I don't have to be concerned about a ginormous tax bill. I don't have to worry about my sperglord bitch-baby bastard son slipping the leash and humping the legs of whatever unfortunate vag-bearing individual gets near him. Or cock-slung. Whatevah. LITERALLY WHATEVAH.

But the only reason you're able to do that is because I pay a fucking bill every month to keep the lights on here. So kiss the ring, bitch.

Dear Stupidpussybitch;

The very first thing I said was a priority down here on day one: "We need solar power." (Note the "we.") You then went with Ziggerdragonniggerlord down to the lower building, which you promptly ransacked while you were high as fuck and had likely recently sucked him off. (Note the "him.") I said, FIRST THING: SOLAR.

Kiss which ring? Is it one of my mother's? I remember Jen wearing one of yours while she was busy stealing your identity as well--I recognized the goddam thing on her fat little piggy-hand, I pointed at it with glee, "holy shit did you steal that? is it magic? *snap* *clink* oh look you went translucent when I tapped the steering wheel *snap* *clink* oh look! Another ring fell off your body when you went ethereal! How many times do I got to slam your head on the steering wheel before the money starts falling out of your wide cow-ass wallet?" *wiggle wiggle* *sploosh*

NOTE: I was not quite that eloquent at the time, although that is a pretty close verbatim quote. k


Alastair Laird, [4/12/2024 10:33]
My Mom told me not to talk to you.

Jackstar, [4/13/2024 17:49]
My mother told me to quit cigarettes and never told me the Freemasons or methamphetamine existed. Additionally you have a cardboard cutout mother that is run by various individuals on an ad hoc basis and none of them mean any more to me than any other to me. You're all; cowards and you have all deliberately chosen to exploit my ignorance.

True or not, your statement is semantically null.

Jackstar, [4/13/2024 17:51]
I'm sure timeklowns of Jess are much better company than I am. No doubt life is simpler when I am remembered only by SocSec number.

Jackstar, [4/13/2024 18:14]
You're obsessed with this. People I know have been given this infection and that must really suck for a sex addict. Especially for ones that are terrified of disease from their MK-ULTRA Monarch Controller who of course plans to stick it to her later. It's always the same and bitches who lie to me deserve little more than the lash and this.

Hood rat comes back from business trip and tells me she's been violated and wants sex with me and this is standard playbook stuff. I think this over: “they want me to think I'm going to get polluted.” I gave not one single shit, she already gave me prairie mange, she was gonna take off and report to her local handlers, why would I give a fuck what I was given, YOU WERE MOCKING ME WITH Disease Threats on your own website, you were in OK for the train, none of this matters to me then or now, my job by then was to make sure everyone thought she had value so they didn't just kill her and I wanted to test my shields ANYWAY so why do you bring this up?

T surely has some nail polish that will cure anything and you can just pretend to me, no one cares, it's called roleplay, all the kids are doing it, also you're all ridiculous, I have my answers and I wasn't crying about fake bitches who knew nothing about me.

I did what I thought was wanted. You did what was easier and IDGAF who fucks each other, the real gf has not really been seen since 2018 and all I expect from Bellgab are lies.

All I have ever known are spookhoors plotting against me; the speed women got created lesbians and no one ever wanted me to have Speed that makes Man attractive.

Idc. Please update your bookmarks accordingly. The women I loved are dead and gone and YOUR MOTHER IS (PROT-A), duh

Jackstar, [4/13/2024 18:20]
No. I have examinatiors. And to what you might believe I am owed to any lip from you mystifies me. Go punch yourself in the face or something. I was lied to and whining about my skill at precognitive mastery is a non-starter.

Jackstar, [4/13/2024 18:43]
Kaffirpants, you let sirens wind me up while frontin’ that you didn't know any of these people. I FUCKING INTRODUCE THEM TO EACH OTHER and then wander off because I knew once of them was a piggo, and then I get bled dry from a distance. All because faggot grooming.

She wants to hide she probably should and the harvest goes like this: everyone skipped any inquiry and assumed everything but the truth: her cunt friends pissed me off.

Nothing has changed, get blasted and fuck them blue, duh, what goes around comes around and you all could have made lots more money as well as found your mole(s) sooner.

I already knew you all lied about her thought you had any good reason. IDGAF and why you want me to feel guilt or shame is a laugh.

YOU simply interfere with what little that's left above the crippling anhedonia and why bother? I have no juice to barter.

You all have similar levels of maladaptive amotivational syndrome and I'm not missing out on anything.

She and her friends had me raped and she told everyone I bought a whore because she was gay. Okay, listen to your mother.

Jackstar, [4/13/2024 19:03]
I don't crave your approval and lying was unnecessary. I knew it was probable immediately, I simply never wondered how doped anyone would have to be.

Keep... What A secret? Personally I'd be proud but I didn't get off on mendacity.

Do me a favor. Marry them all. They were several years too late and of course no one thought i was immune to prosecution.

But I am. No jurisdiction, no crime, and no selling. Therefore, waste of time, and everyone is an Addict in denial but me. I saw this coming since breakfast and she had Bitcoin and a case built on cooking acid that I sold to a Fed.

They are brain-damaged twats. (Lying to me was unwise.) You are a man. Would you be envious of me? Oh, right, sex and drug addicts.

Of course you're all bent out of shape. Save it for your counselor and your blog and I really don't need to hear about your bullshit fake mother which is one of 4-5 women and oh oh oh, you sure showed me a lesson, holy fuck

like now that I know they actually were stupid enough to conspire against clergy while pretending to be non-connected is truly Leonine dumpass coppig behavior and I am frankly glad it wasn't any worse. Here's an idea, though: take responsibility.

I don't feel bad that you are stuck with... whatever, and you have zero accuracy when gaslighting my moods. you're all fucking lucky I can fucking talk to you at all. I did nothing wrong. .I.OBEYED.THE.LAW..I.DID.WHAT.I.KNEW.WAS.BEST.AND.THEN.YOU.AND.YOUR.PISSANT.GANG.OF.THIEVING.TWERPS.RIPPED.THROUGH.THE.HOUSE..GIVE.ME.YOUR.ADDRESS,.FUCKWIT:.IT.WILL.BE.A.SHOPPING.SPREE..

I honestly didn't think any of you would bother covering up something so trivial so I didn't bother to consider that you were all that niggerbrain. am I supposed to care more than I do? what I don't want to contact any of them. and I forgot that you are lead whoremonger. (You would look cute in a little hat and with your wrists slit with a rusty trowel.)

what do you even need me for? take a picture of a random stranger and congratulate yourself on outwitting someone who knew what I knew: absolutely nothing about it, and you probably had a good reason.

clearly there are lots of reasons not to talk to me. why hide behind your mother? weak.

Jackstar, [4/13/2024 19:05]
and I didn't know who was drugcop, t or a, I simply shoved them together and left the house. it was a party. they were popular. I was not... they had shitloads of drugs. I did not. I wasn't good enough. also they were CI or clandoes or, more importantly, ratted out to thugs with dicks rather than tell me the goddam truth about anything. (Because it's a secret. Here's another: FELONY WIRE FRAUD ACTIVITY CURRENTLY ONGOING VIS-A-VIS MY TELEGRAM MESSAGES, MY EMAIL, MY GODDAM EVERYTHING--THIS IS COMPLETELY UNLAWFUL YOU SHITBIRDBRAIN FUCKHEADS AND I HAVE NO INCLINATION TOWARDS ANY LENIENCY IN ANY REGARD AT THIS TIME. YOU ARE ALL SELFISH, GREEDY, LYING BASTARD HOORMONGERS AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DISGUSTED IN MY LIFE. YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES AREN'T IGNORING ME:

YOU ARE SIMPLY TALKING TO DVR AND PRETENDING HE IS ME. WHAT A CHEAP RUDE CUNT BISH. ENJOY YOUR CONJUGALS, I HOPE NO ONE SCREECHES AT YOU LIKE A FUCKING RETARDED HARPY JUST BECAUSE YOU WRITE A LOT OF WORDS. (You were just fucking jelly because you can't fucking read, Mr. Magoo, and if there was something else going on, WHY WOULD IT BE BEST TO KEEP ME IN THE DARK ON THAT YOU ABSOLUTE IGNORAMUS? WHAT, JUST OUT OF HABIT? GREAT, HERE'S MY NEW HABIT, YOU'RE GETTING FUCKING BUSTED AND YOU CAN WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO WRITE YOU A LETTER, IN CRAYON, A SHARPENED CHARCOAL STICK, OR, HERE'S AN IDEA, SOME THIEVING CLANDOFAG CAN STEAL SOMEONE ELSE'S BALLPOINT PEN AND SCRIBBLE A FUCKING RECIPE FOR NOT BEING A FUCKING LYING FUCKING ASSHOLE GRAVY.

HURRY UP AND SUCK/CHOKE SOME MORE DICK, THEN COME RUNNING BACK TO READ THE REST. GO ON. EVERYONE WILL WAIT FOR YOU. IT'S TOTES IMPORTANT. NO, NOT WHAT I AM WRITING.

IT'S VITALLY IMPORANT THAT YOU SUCK MORE DICK.)

that's why they're addicts stuck with each other and you and the whole world giggles while I get blasted with permission lawfully It's really quite a precedent.

Jackstar, [4/13/2024 19:06]
your mother is not invited unless she brings good gak and everyone missed the 24/7 clouds fest, as I have made my point and I helped someone lose weight. I am still helping in fact. (SOME OF YOU HAVE PROBABLY NEVER SEEN A GODDAM ROLE MODEL BEFORE THAT DIDN'T HAVE QUILL PENS STICKING UP ALL OVER.)


Jackstar, [4/13/2024 19:16]
and if you all weren't ignorant pussy bitches and/or weren't being blackmailed by Dave or V&= or both, you would have an easier time of things. I just can't even. You all had your chance to get close to me. (.HOW.MANY.YEARS.WAS.OPENLY.LYING.THOUGHT.TO.BE.A.GOOD.PLAN?.PUNITIVE.DAMAGE.MULTIPLIER..ALSO.DO.NOT.FORGET.TO.RAPE.YOUR.HUZZ.BANNED..HE.HAD.A.RING,.I.SUPPOSE?.OR.DID.YOU.LOSE.THAT.ALONG.WITH.YOUR.STANDING.OF.RESPECT?.I.RETRACT.THE.QUESTION,.FOR.I.DO.NOT.GIVE.A.SHIT..HOW.MANY.GODDAM.YEARS?.NIGGER..)

IDGAF about the consequences, lol, I'm not the liar or the skeevy needle addict, oh and by the way, (PROT-WHORE) is still involved in this as well, what a bunch of fucking dopeslut retards.

but I have the problem. Pffffft.. Nice try. Anyway talk or don't it's not up to me what any of you do.

I wasn't lying. TIme-travelling Sourceror. stolen Hungarian baby batter. they're lucky they are getting off with just a warning. So, what, it's complicated to be civil to each other? keep them, fuckwitters

Jackstar, [4/13/2024 19:21]
like I can read books and they don't give aut0grief and even if I did let anyone down, I have no idea how. also: I saved the other one after some asshole splintered her soul or some shit, you spergospuks are nuts, don't bother thanking me it wouldn't be sincere, and get over yourselves.

I owe you nothing but an explanation, and here it comes: .I.AM.SMARTER.THAN.ALL.OF.YOU.,PUT.TOGETHER.AND.YOU.ALL.SET.ME.UP.THE.BOMB..


buh boom bye. How hard is this? oh, right, you're all vain glorious egomaniacs who never really thought about any of it and certainly never asked me and took all the bait I left hook line and sinker. I wasn't pissed for any of the reasons any of you think I am or was.

I am pissed because you all lied to me about other people and thereby brought us all one step closer to nihilism. Grats. I am sure that even to those not giving this news the side-eye it so richly deserves through rose-tinted welding goggles, this looks like a pathetic wall of text spurged out by a hopeless needle junkie.

(How amazing that someone would be granted such visions.)

AND IT'S R.I.C.O. for fuck's sake
like how is this my fault? I'm pretty sure I said "don't traffick people" and you know what? I retract that, because obviously I could have covered for all manner of activity. I still can. I am the Lord of this demesne. I am The Master of The House. I am blackpope. And I don't give a single salty fuck -OR- one ripe wet shit if any of you think that shit sounds plausible. OF COURSE it sounds stupid. This is Masonic bullshit. It's meant to be memorized at a pancake breakfast by a Downsie with the mind of a toddler and the appetite of some bitch baby-cunty asshole bastard WHORE who eats a lot of pancakes after warbling demands for, "more stacks! more stacks!" Grumble grumble grumble.

So, did you have a great fucking experience? I guess you must have raped it back. O, brava! BRAVA! I wish I could puke like that. Now, okay, now you're grounded. go suck dick on horseback or something or even better yet, live a life without riding on my name in any way, do you even think you could? because I will pay my debts and generate wealth when I fucking feel like it. [.FUCKING.INSPIRE.ME.WITHOUT.THE.VAG.OF.ONE.OF.MY.EXES.FOR.A.CHANGE,.BOTTLE-BATTLE-NIGGERBLONDIENIGGER,.SURE.WOULD.LOVE.TO.RECLAIM.SOME.VALUE..FROM.ANYTHING..HEY,.DO.YOU.HAVE.A.SPARE.1040-EZ.FORM?.BECAUSE.BELIEVE.ME.I.DO..]

Right now, I have a headache, you twerpdinks. Get used to this idea: .I.AM.NOT.AT.HAZARD..I.ARRANGED.FOR.MY.TAXES.TO.BE.PAID.AND.FILED.AND.PAID.AUTOMAGICALLY.WHILE.YOU.WERE.BUSY.SELLING.YOUR.NEIGHBORS.AND.KINFOLK.UP.THE.RIVER.AND.I.DO.NOT.HAVE.TO.WORRY.ABOUT."TAXES".AND.SHEEEIT.

.BECAUSE:.I.ACTUALLY.DO.HAVE.AN.AVOCATION.IN.DOING.THE.WORK.OF.THE.LORD,.INSTEAD.OF.A.SECOND-HAND.MAKE-UP.CABOODLE.STUFFED.WITH.DAY-GLO.ORANGE.POST-ITS,.YOU.IRRESPONSIBLE.ABSOLUTE.TURBOFEATHERNIGGERINTERNOCLANDO.,HOW.FUCKING.FUCKED.UP.YOU.AND.YOUR.ILK.ARE.SO.I.GUESS.LIKE,.EVERY.ONE.OF.YOU.DID.NOT.CLAIM.MY.NAME.IN.THE.LAST.EIGHT.YEARS.?(.SEVEN.YEARS.IN.KRYPTOHYMIETOWN..)RIGHT.AND.EVERYONE.WAS.JUST.TOO.BUSY.TO.BOTHER.CONTACTING.ME.EARLIER.SOMETIME.IN.THE.LAST.3.YEARS..YOU.KNOW,.SINCE.COVID-19.HAPPENED..YOU.REMEMBER.SPREADING.YOUR.STD.AROUND,.NOW,DON'TCHA?.(HEY.MAN.NICE.SHOT.)KNOW:.NO,.YOU.DO.NOT.REMEMBER.THAT,.ACTUALLY..YOU.PROBABLY.DO.REMEMBER.ALL.THAT.SWEET.COVID-19.STIMULUS.MONEY,.THOUGH..

.BEACUSE.IT.REMINDS.YOU.OF.THAT.THING.I.DO.NOT.DO:.(WORK.FOR.YOU,.HIGH.SMACKTOWN.LICH.BISH,.AND.ALSO.REMEMBERING...NO,.SHE-SEA-WITCH,.I.DO.NOT.SUCK.DICK.EITHER.NOW.OR.EVER,DICK-TRADER.DOUCHE-TRACY..).WHICH.AT.THE.MOMENT,.IS.PRIMARILY.THE.FOLLOWING:.

.I.HAVE.SWORN.ETERNAL.ENMITY.AGAINST.EVERY.FORM.OF.TYRANNY.OVER.THE.MIND.OF.MAN,.MER-MAN,.OR.MER-WHORE.(HOOR!)..AND.THAT.MEANS.I.DO.NOT.GIVE.IN.TO.YOU.MENTAL.DOMINATION.SKILLS.AND.THE.ASSORTED.VARIETY.THEREOF.(WHORE!)..AND.WHY.ANYONE.THOUGHT.TO.LEAVE.ME.HIGH.-&-.DRY.?.BECAUSE.THEY.ARE.A.GENIUS,.OF.COURSE..OR.A.GENIUS.MAGGOT..ON.TOP.OF.A.MAGGOT.WITH.TWO.BACKS..EXOSKELETONS..WHATEVER,.I.MEAN,.WHEN.SHE.FUCKS.HIM..AND,.NOW:.#OFFICIAL.RE-BRAND.IS:.D..V..R..,GENIUS.MAGGOT.CLANDO.WHOREMONGER.PIMPFUKLAZAR..DO.NOT.WORRY.ABOUT.WRITING.IT.DOWN..ONLY.SQUAW.CAN READ..

.OR.KEEP.A.GODDAM.PROMISE,.I.GUESS..WHAT.PROMISE?.ALWAYS.KISS.SOME.OTHER.GUY.GOODNIGHT.AND.THEN.GO.BACK.TO.SUCKING.LEZZBEAU.TWATSLATCH..(Seriously, best kind, really, because these broads are creeping up on "LATE MIDDLE-WHORESAGE," and those scores can REALLY change in the BIO-WARFARE-BONUS stage..ESPECIALLY.IF.HONE.STGILL.HAS.A.WORKING.DIPLOMATIC.IMMUNE.SYSTEM..AND.BABY-BLUE-BYTE.BISH,.BELIEVE.IT..I.HAVE.TWO.)

Jackstar, [4/13/2024 20:30]
I can't leave the state and you are barely on a first name basis with me and surely there must be someone looking for me who is ready for your clutching grasp on the cockles of consensual reality. .SHE.IS.TOO.SLOW,.LEAVE.THAT.THING.RIGHT.THERE..

.NEXT.TO.THE.DUDEMAN.WHO.CAN.*STAMPS*.AUTHORIZE.PERMISSION.TO.GET.HIGH.AF,.CHIEF..JUST.ME.,RETARD..


.JUST
.FUCK
.HIM.ANY
.EN.EM.E-TWAT..

.JUST.ICE.ME.. (.milk.sop.twit.)










(I don't even feel like proofreading. Good luck, you're gonna need to burn one (1) missed T. Mttn. Dragon. HOT (^I^). p.s.: real fren. not lee. knot lee(chump/loser)..p.p.s.:.Why are you even here? WELL-WATER NOT.YET.RESTORED.

.THROW.THE.SHANE.DOWN.THE.WELL..("Bubbling Broth! Bubbling Broth! BUBBLING BROTHER IN BRINEY BOILING BROTH! Parkay!")..AND.THERE.HE.WILL.STAY,.INVERTED.SYS..

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Radio & Podcasts / Re: 5mwJ — XXXXXXX — POST-RAPE GAY BREAKDOWN
« on: April 14, 2024, 03:37:16 PM »
And after all this time, you still can't spell my name.

Eat hot shit, Alli. I don't know why you think you're so goddam clever; oh, right, vainglorious Leo.



7:06 AM
StarSeed1208🌟
​​LMAO! EXPOSED ALLLLL Y'ALL A$$ES! JUSTICE! ⚖🚨😂🙌🏾🔥⚖🚨😂🙌🏾🔥⚖🚨😂🙌🏾🔥

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Hebrew Isrealites
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Cok van Gaalen
​​SEX it only last 7 minutes so they go for other highs

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Marjorie Jwow
​​and if it was me it will be all action and no talk

7:07 AM
StarSeed1208🌟
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Wanda Frazier
​​a train

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Wanda Frazier
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7:07 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​an unlike you I'm not afraid to give out any information full fool

7:07 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​@StarSeed1208🌟 how much cash are you rustling over in here? i know nothing of this

7:07 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​it's not my business tho but I am curious

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Wanda Frazier
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Christina Braun
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StarSeed1208🌟
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Wanda Frazier
​​sides

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💫 Jackstar
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7:08 AM
Wanda Frazier
​​rides

7:08 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​they can earn their goddam money

7:08 AM
Déjà
​​🤮🤮🤮he's cursed

7:08 AM
Cok van Gaalen
​​They heal with sex magic but it last only 7minutes so they seek other highs

7:08 AM
Lori Ackerman
​​nursing an injury, seems people think they are trained manipulaters until they meet a coach

7:08 AM
Wanda Frazier
​​bro lamb

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AM
​​gotta play a fool learn the lessons... keep it moving!

7:08 AM
Lori Ackerman
​​as well as an Athlete

7:08 AM
AM
​​how u handle it.... that's the test.

7:09 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​yeah only when they want me to but if they want me to turn into a beast I could do that too you stupid f****** b****

7:09 AM
Hebrew Isrealites
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7:09 AM
Déjà
​​love connection 🤮

7:09 AM
Fresh from A Nap@Mrs. Campos
​​so we have to be bothered because Jamie ugly ass fcked his best friend girl?

7:09 AM
AM
​​gotta #change

7:09 AM
Déjà
​​the clown is used up by everyone

7:09 AM
Cok van Gaalen
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7:10 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​so... sell Raytheon short or what?

7:10 AM
AM
​​freq... app going off.. all good... #clear

7:10 AM
Fresh from A Nap@Mrs. Campos
​​love connection to what? not to anything disrespecting my mom . I disrespect yours too bitch. your mom the biggest joke out here.

7:10 AM
Lori Ackerman
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StarSeed1208🌟
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7:11 AM
Hebrew Isrealites
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7:11 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​you know you fantasize about doing so you f****** freak motherfuker

7:11 AM
Cok van Gaalen
​​HANDLE WITH CARE centre amity restoration Earth United network News

7:11 AM
Lori Ackerman
​​just Manifest, doesn't matter what's happenin' around you

7:11 AM
Tammy Evans
​​God doesn't like ugly!

7:12 AM
Original Element
​​Amen 🙏🏻

7:12 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​yeah okay that's what they got you believing that's why all of your mother f****** out here f****** dressing yourself up like clowns so you can be accepted by one another you f****** moron

7:12 AM
Christina Braun
​​King of Cups WAS an Earth A g

7:12 AM
Lori Ackerman
​​the truth will always come out in the end, either way

7:12 AM
Wanda Frazier
​​you stupid

7:12 AM
Kylee
​​🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

7:12 AM
Lori Ackerman
​​hand-purple-blue-peace

7:13 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​follow The brick road that's brown yep you do that allergist straight to my brother who died already you f****** dumbass

7:13 AM
Déjà
​​now we see why some were born to be broke

7:13 AM
Lori Ackerman
​​again ego deaths ... better to expose and help others

7:13 AM
StarSeed1208🌟
​​SEX, DRUGS, MONEY! Y'ALL GOIN TO HELL! ⚖🙌🏾😂🔥⚖🙌🏾😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚔⚖🙌🏾

7:13 AM
Lori Ackerman
​​image and rep are so uninteresting to me

7:13 AM
Christina Braun
​​Earth Angel that turned to the devil. His wings and power were taken by TMH.

7:13 AM
Lori Ackerman
​​silly

7:13 AM
Fresh from A Nap@Mrs. Campos
​​where you cute at? not cute enough to get your own money. you need kids ass . I see that with the work your gay ass do in class

7:13 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​again it's my turn and I say 1/3 I don't like you doggies

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StarSeed1208🌟
​​💯🎯💯🎯💯🎯🚨🚔🚨🚔⚖🙌🏾

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Déjà
​​they're cursed to poverty. no matter what, broke is their destiny

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Hebrew Isrealites
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7:13 AM
Kylee
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7:13 AM
AM
​​smh

7:13 AM
Exposethem9
​​how they have access to government agency to illegal surveillance people that's what's exposed

7:14 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​and I did warn you I had universal ambassadorship

7:14 AM
Tammy Evans
​​Justice will be served for all the injustice done to me! I promise on God!

7:14 AM
Lori Ackerman
​​.....

7:14 AM
AM
​​🔔

7:14 AM
StarSeed1208🌟
​​PAY ATTENTION INVESTIGATORS. 😭🎯🚨🚔⚖🙌🏾🎯🚨🚔⚖🙌🏾🎯🚨🚔⚖🙌🏾💯

7:14 AM
Andreea Celik
​​THAT WOMEN IS NOT FOR THIS STUPIDS FOR A FAKERY DESTROY S3X MISERY FOR WANTING HER DEAD

7:14 AM
Lori Ackerman
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7:14 AM
Wanda Frazier
​​big pooh 💕

7:14 AM
Lori Ackerman
​​different name, same measures

7:15 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​ok whatever I did also tell you regardless what happens I still win did I not

7:15 AM
Exposethem9
​​yep

7:15 AM
Kylee
​​LOCKING UP YOUR DEMONIC JUDGE POLICE LAWYERS THE WHOLE COVEN!!! 🚨🚨🚨🔥🔥🔥🤡🤡🤡🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣

7:15 AM
Lori Ackerman
​​planet-orange-purple-ringface-orange-tv-shapebody-turquoise-yoga-pose

7:15 AM
AM
​​"I have more" hows that more working out? we got the whole INTERNET on this now.

7:15 AM
Lori Ackerman
​​🤙🌟🗝💕

7:16 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​again like always the main thing is I have to concentrate is on patients because as you can see I'm too fast

7:16 AM
Déjà
​​😄😄😄delusion

7:16 AM
AM
​​smh

7:16 AM
Plenesia Flashette
​​DAMN DOE😂😂😂🙌🏽

7:16 AM
Lori Ackerman
​​the sun is shining! count. your. blessings.

7:16 AM
AM
​​Da dum dum doE

7:16 AM
Lori Ackerman
​​virtualhugelbowcoughwashhands

7:16 AM
StarSeed1208🌟
​​EXPOSE THEY @$$ES POOH! BTW IM DOIN JUST FINE. NICCA DIDN'T DESTROY SH*T! 😂😭⚖🙌🏾🚔🚨🚔🚨🚔🚨🚔🚨💯😂

7:16 AM
Kylee
​​🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

7:16 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​yes delusion to your detriment my dude

7:17 AM
Cok van Gaalen
​​John doe is a criminal he has always done it

7:17 AM
Lori Ackerman
​​!

7:17 AM
Exposethem9
​​them judges are in trouble I heard 35 years to life

7:17 AM
Lori Ackerman
​​!!!

7:17 AM
Christina Braun
​​The Justice Dept.paid to bail him out on 4 DV cases. He bribed a Judge to get no time for his 5 sexual assault charges. 5k

7:17 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​again I am a bridge I see loopholes in everything I know how to make anything anything happen

7:17 AM
Wanda Frazier
​​lol

7:17 AM
cupsorswordz
​​God is moving with me #queenofcups

7:17 AM
Déjà
​​power hungry nobodies

7:17 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​unrealk

7:17 AM
StarSeed1208🌟
​​😂🙌🏾🚔🚨💯😂⚖🙌🏾

7:17 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​and this is why I still haven't touched things that I have or read into it or looked into it because I know myself

7:17 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​David: BEHOLD THE POWER OF INSUALTION.

7:17 AM
AM
​​time for folks to SOBER UP!

7:17 AM
Lori Ackerman
​​learningchillwcathydratetakeoutthanksdocytrocket-red-countdown-liftoffhands-yellow-heart-red

7:17 AM
AM
​​jeeeesh!

7:18 AM
Kylee
​​🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

7:18 AM
Kylee
​​🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

7:18 AM
Exposethem9
​​has exposed them all

7:18 AM
Lori Ackerman
​​face-blue-star-eyes

7:18 AM
Simms Jason
​​planet-orange-purple-ring

7:18 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​"nobody knows" hahah sure

7:18 AM
Lori Ackerman
​​planet-orange-purple-ring

7:18 AM
StarSeed1208🌟
​​YAAAASS! PUT DOWN THAT PIPE MAN! 😂⚖🙌🏾🔥😂⚖🙌🏾🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂⚖🙌🏾

7:18 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​I only deal with things that are in my path I don't go looking for it or wishing for it do you understand you f****** human morons

7:18 AM
Lori Ackerman
​​It's all Saturn in the end

7:18 AM
Déjà
​​secret rendezvous 😬gross🤮

7:18 AM
Lori Ackerman
​​when it should be Jupiter... sigh lol

7:18 AM
Kylee
​​MOLE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

7:18 AM
Lori Ackerman
​​hand-purple-blue-peacehand-purple-blue-peacehand-purple-blue-peacehand-purple-blue-peacegoat-turquoise-white-hornsgoat-turquoise-white-hornsgoat-turquoise-white-hornsgoat-turquoise-white-horns

7:19 AM
Wanda Frazier
​​I scraves

7:19 AM
Wanda Frazier
​​yo

7:19 AM
Cok van Gaalen
​​Sad turn indeed

7:19 AM
Fresh from A Nap@Mrs. Campos
​​Gardner and Jon is gross? they would be perfect together

7:19 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​I know more than you be careful what you wish for because point blank nothing is worth it at the end and what will be will be

7:19 AM
StarSeed1208🌟
​​WOW! 😂

7:19 AM
Dylan Calandrino
​​kept stealing everything had to watch me to get Ideas and kept taking my money stalking me all the time forging documents.

7:19 AM
Rodney Hodge
​​NEVER be THAT PERSON my ex went on Internet teamed up with other CLOWN'S IDIOTS LOSER'S TOO slander ME.. without the slander SHE slept with everyone who without slander CALLED her DUMB stupid ugly

7:19 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​@StarSeed1208🌟 this has nothing to do with me, lol, but I can see why this is taking fucking forever, omfg I'm bored already

7:19 AM
Lori Ackerman
​​.........

7:20 AM
Lori Ackerman
​​.

7:20 AM
Hebrew Isrealites
​​ai g👽d 4gives higher ups👨‍⚖👨‍⚖👽👨‍⚖🚌👽👨‍⚖👨‍⚖👽👨‍⚖🚌👽🚌👽👨‍⚖🚌👽🚌

7:20 AM
AM
​​🚀

7:20 AM
Lori Ackerman
​​life and such

7:20 AM
AM
​​divine timing... 🙏 wow right?

7:20 AM
Cok van Gaalen
​​SSEE its john doe again who did it

7:20 AM
Déjà
​​doesn't pay to be a thief

7:20 AM
AM
​​#BELIEVE it now?

7:21 AM
Christina Braun
​​Good Luck with that. I have had the same position for over 30 yrs.

7:21 AM
Tammy Evans
​​Thank you spirit 🙏

7:21 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​I would hope that it is obvious to anyone curious that finishing this out for myself was a very great use of my time

7:21 AM
AM
​​the math just didn't add up...

7:21 AM
StarSeed1208🌟
​​💯🎯💯🎯💯🎯🙌🏾⚖😂

7:21 AM
Rodney Hodge
​​RIGHT DIVINE NEVER liked ex she used her SHE was just DUMB enough stupid enough to team up with partner up with AND sleep with PEOPLE who secretly thought she was DUMB stupid and slow

7:21 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​I need to get more coffee

7:21 AM
AM
​​the logic was absolutely trash

7:21 AM
Déjà
​​big shot 🙄

7:22 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​and i don't know if any of you were hoping to get me jammed up, however, I am not jammed up, thank you very kindly

7:22 AM
Cok van Gaalen
​​just keep sipping your coffee

7:22 AM
Tammy Evans
​​I appreciate you!

7:22 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​hey by the way I want you to know that my nephew the one that started calling me scandalous his name is easy

7:22 AM
Kylee
​​221 I WON LOOSERS!!! 💪💪💪😇😇😇🚨🚨🚨🔥🔥🔥🤡🤡🤡🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣

7:22 AM
vsatonthebeat
​​I don't understand anything😂

7:22 AM
StarSeed1208🌟
​​EXPOSED THEY DAMN SELVES! 🙌🏾🔥🚨🚔😂⚖

7:22 AM
Fresh from A Nap@Mrs. Campos
​​because I'm not a hater and would never set people up with someone ugly

7:22 AM
Shafique Jones
​​What's That Smell 😧

7:22 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​but you know there's no such thing as coincidence you know

7:22 AM
Exposethem9
​​it's has happened that's present energy ...😳

7:22 AM
AM
​​caught with their pants down... in more ways than one... OH WELL!

7:22 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​@Kylee yep, you're a winner *backs away slowly* a winner is you *blows party horn* congratulations

7:23 AM
StarSeed1208🌟
​​R. I. C. O. CHARGES OTW! ⚖🙌🏾🔥🚨🚔😂⚖

7:23 AM
Déjà
​​lust demons😄😄

7:23 AM
Shafique Jones
​​it's the Smell of Got That Ass

7:23 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​I"m not doing shit until you freaks get out of my runway

7:23 AM
Déjà
​​trash 🗑 🚮

7:23 AM
AM
​​pays to keep your pants on...

7:23 AM
AM
​​doesn't it...

7:23 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​LOL "you want to bribe this leo" wow you all take this shit to an entirely other level

7:23 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​like I legit just want a hug, snuggles

7:24 AM
cupsorswordz
​​a lot of ppl will be infected. geez man

7:24 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​hair that doesn't smell like a garden pool

7:24 AM
StarSeed1208🌟
​​WHY act a fool when the FEDS bout to BUST THAT @$$! ⚖🙌🏾🔥🚨🚔😂⚖🙌🏾🔥🚨🚔😂⚖

7:24 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​you know, the classics

7:24 AM
Cok van Gaalen
​​and don''t con fuse genital parts

7:24 AM
Rodney Hodge
​​OLIVIA that's WHY I Love you SHE'S going in SHE should I WAS JUST waiting for someone LIKE OLIVIA with a powerful voice AND platform to call it OUT.. a lot of READINGS were flipped in reverse so THESE

7:24 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​hey are all of you are paying forever it feels like I pee forever

7:24 AM
Karen Edwards
​​You know I have a lookalike niece,Pooh.She might pretend to be me.

7:24 AM
Christina Braun
​​Yes, many RICO charges. Federal time coming. DEA involved now.

7:25 AM
Rose
​​Basura :)

7:25 AM
Kylee
​​Jackstar when this story hits WORLD WIDE NEWS you will know what I mean by I WON THE WAR 2024 WITH MY TEAM ON EARTH AND IN SPIRIT!!! 💕💕💕💪💪💪💕💕💕😇😇😇

7:25 AM
Christina Braun
​​Karmics smell nasty.

7:25 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​oh my God look at it it's trying to set you up before unreal wow never seen that before in my whole life wow

7:25 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​@StarSeed1208🌟 every last one of you can get busted for all I care, i'm not here to judge and I'm not here to access Ratheon's stolen budget, lol

7:25 AM
StarSeed1208🌟
​​B💥💥M! GAME OVER! ⚖🎯🙌🏾🔥🚨🚔😂💥

7:25 AM
Tammy Evans
​​Exactly

7:25 AM
Yolanda Alicea
​​Thank you 🙏

7:25 AM
Déjà
​​🤮🤮🤮

7:25 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​@Kylee okay that's cool, when I get snuggles it will not be on the news

7:25 AM
Exposethem9
​​he's a murderer

7:25 AM
AM
​​cleaning up the mess despite the crack magic...

7:25 AM
StarSeed1208🌟
​​WOW! 😂

7:25 AM
Only One
​​hello

7:26 AM
Déjà
​​you're going to jail!!! clink clink

7:26 AM
Cok van Gaalen
​​or on the money she is good for

7:26 AM
AM
​​born for this... all good... 🙏 thanks be to god... WE GOT THIS

7:26 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​wow this one person is mad popular go you while you are Superstar all eyes on you you're the best yo yeah you're the best

7:26 AM
Christina Braun
​​Truth. I caught KoP chasing KoCs yelling " Mi amour" come back.

7:26 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​she asked me to gret meth, then she said she didn't remember that, then she did drugs with who knows who and didn't tell me anything, sound familar? wow how did I see that coming, and now i"m supposed

7:26 AM
shantil Riley
​​thank you Pooh

7:26 AM
Déjà
​​🤪😂😂😂

7:27 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​to go get whatever and get on tape, well, frankly, I owuld prefer not to

7:27 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​all snap back up in the building

7:27 AM
Déjà
​​fo ma manss

7:27 AM
Kylee
​​THEYRE ALL GOING TO PRISION 🤣🤣🤣🚨🚨🚨🔥🔥🔥🤡🤡🤡🔥🔥🔥

7:27 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​i hope y'all have fun with your erector sets and all

7:27 AM
Rose
​​Little do they know if they try coming for the queen of cups - Karma takes them out

7:27 AM
StarSeed1208🌟
​​I LOVE YOU OLIVIA! THANKS BELOVED. 😂💥🙌🏾🔥🚨🚔⚖

7:27 AM
shantil Riley
​​yeah they do they exs like that

7:27 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​@Kylee okay good luck with that, lol

7:27 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​oh boy I got to get my coffee before it starts burning yeah I know my ancestors would love that

7:27 AM
Cok van Gaalen
​​she is privileged with lots of money on her name but kept from her by family

7:27 AM
Rodney Hodge
​​BEFORE I KNEW any of this I had ex blocked when I did open lines of communication a year ago couldn't take toxicity ex bragging about suitors I SAID suitors sound LIKE a bunch of gay predators she jus

7:27 AM
AM
​​smh

7:28 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​who's a magician out here lol

7:28 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​my goddam birthtime is the house address and you keep it a secret from me while banging my two ex-lovers in the fucking house and sucking off her trust. classy. epic. /distancing self rapidly

7:28 AM
Kylee
​​THE DEVINE PLAN OF 5D NEW EARTH NEXT CHAPTER 💕💕💕💪💪💕💕💕😇😇😇

7:28 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​loveb B

7:28 AM
ShamanicSam1111 High Priestess
​​They are all exposed. I'm over it

7:28 AM
AM
​​THANK U OLIVIA GOD BLESS U!

7:28 AM
Kita Boo
​​Y’all messing her money up with all those caps and emoji’s

7:29 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​can you bust Anita too somehow? she is evil incarnate

7:29 AM
AM
​​💪

7:29 AM
Letitiaa Buckley
​​☝🙏🏻❤

7:29 AM
Exposethem9
​​they always get mad the messager and want to attack your plateform

7:29 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​oh snap yo I'm so forgetful I didn't even put it on the stove yo see what I mean I forget everything

7:29 AM
Rodney Hodge
​​OLIVIA JUST mentioned what I TOLD ex a year ago wish I caught live at beginning

7:29 AM
StarSeed1208🌟
​​WE LOVE YOU POOH! JUSTICE!

7:29 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​"we"

7:29 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​yo and the turtle got in my way and I kicked it with his show yo awesome

7:29 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​David, grow up.

7:29 AM
shantil Riley
​​that's what i said why it take so long for the arrest

7:29 AM
AM
​​take care of yourself! WE LOVE U!

7:30 AM
Kylee
​​thanks Goddess 💕💕💕💪💪💪💕💕💕😇😇😇

7:30 AM
Rodney Hodge
​​dried out your the best LOOKS like your glowing

7:30 AM
Déjà
​​✌

7:30 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​you love degenerate sex karma and running from the law too, lol shrug

7:30 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​I don't judge

7:30 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​DEAR GRAPEFRUIT, MAKE SURE TO REACHAROUND EVERYONE BUT ME, THANKS DOLL

7:30 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​I keep on getting distracted every time I go to buy it strawberries

7:31 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​p.s.: happy birthday

7:31 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​p.p.s.: also you lost the gas station u HOOOOOOR

7:31 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​oh i'm sorry did I destroy your concentration?

7:32 AM
KARRMA333suk!tyutbpanseysRpretty
​​why the fuck is anyone threatening me that's what I want to know because stealing from me and trying to set me up is a no no what did anyone think I would do.

7:32 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​yay yay I LOVE IT I NO CARE hoe pink bi ch

7:32 AM
shantil Riley
​​so u could get knocked off or my kids

7:33 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​NO CONTACT EMERGENCY oh boy I get to sue all of you for fraudulent denial of my civil rights, TWO YEARS FOR THIS CASE TO COVER YOUR SLACKASSES IS ACTIONABLE

7:33 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​START WRITING CHECKS YOU SLAGS

7:33 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​it's alaways nice to know I'm doing good work for classy people

7:34 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​that's what I'm talking about yes

7:34 AM
Marjorie Jwow
​​make sure you speed up to my level faster b****

7:34 AM
💫 Jackstar
​​im amused none of you bothered to mention the dollar amounts of what you're stealing but it's pretty academic





.YOU.KIDS.TODAY.THINK.YOU.INVENTED.EVERYTHING.
.GLAD.YOU.WERE.CAREFUL.TO.MIND.THE.BOUNDARIES.
.NEVER.HAVE.I.EVER.BEEN.SO.GODDAM.GLAD.TO.NOT.BE.CAUGHT.UP.
.I.SIT.HERE.ALONE.IN.THIS.HAUNTED.CHURCH.BREATHING.BLACK.MOLD
.BECAUSE.REASONS.
.I.HOPE.YOUR.FAKE.KID.STILL.GETS.HIS.BENNIES.ROFLMAO.
.P..S..PLEASE.TELL.YOUR.BITCH-BABY.BASTARD.FUCKTARD."CHILD".(HAHAHAHA.THAT'S.A.GOOD.ONE).TO.LEAVE.ME.THE.FUCK.ALONE.
.HE.IS.BORING.OFFENSIVE.OBNOXIOUS.RUDE.UNCOUTH.BIGOTED.IGNORANT.CARELESS.DISRESPECTFUL.&AND.THOROUGHLY.
R E P U G N A N T.


And after all this time, you still can't spell my name.

Whore, you are getting a barcode.

5
Radio & Podcasts / Re: 5mwJ — XXXXXXX — POST-RAPE GAY BREAKDOWN
« on: April 14, 2024, 08:31:27 AM »
Really? That's the best you got?

You literally keep people prisoner inside little Internet boxes. I literally asked, "hey?" and you lied to me. Some how I'm on the list: Lie, It Won't Matter, well let's pretend it does. So fucking change things.

I am not sure how this not clear to you how this is perceived: you literally deserve death. How many years? v&= is a complete shitbag as well.

"ahahah so funny" like I would actually just shoot you. And the long term strategem? "they'll never figure it out" or "they can't do anything about it" or "I can just poison their on-property water well"? Reminder: I FUCKING ASKED YOU, ALISTAIR.


Did I fucking stutter? I'll be more prescise: I guess you don't like being thought of as someone who isn't a creepy stalking pedovore raping sleaze.

6
Opinion / Re: The Aids Scandal
« on: April 14, 2024, 06:09:37 AM »
Now. Was that so hard? [...]
Now that you've told me the whole story we can put to rest the speculation of you ever having had Aids.

You obviously know the people involved, and I would imagine that my name has come up several times over the years... because they did not get much from me compared to what they thought they could, and I make no shame about it: fuck that guy and the accomplices, I look like a great person to steal from, I suppose.

I rarely think about it because what I mainly think about is how you started whining about having herpes after you and Chubby Checker trafficked (PROT-?). (Kudos.) By that point I had figured out that the "real" one was long gone and you were all --Bellgab, I"m saying, all of all y'all--about torturing AN ACTUAL BADGED AGENT who I don't know which one was, or if there ever was one, mos def there was someone being an official, however as I was not breaking laws nor engaged in criminal conspiracy... look, it's like this:

IDGAF. EVER SINCE THE FIRST TIME THE THUGGY-PIGGY DEA LAUNCHED A PSYOP TO FRAME ME AND STEAL MY HOUSE, MY PRIORITIES IN LIFE HAVE CHANGED.

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oOOH! oooh! JACKSTAR SETS FIRE TO CHEMICAL COMPOUNDS AND BREATHES IN THE OFF-GASSING! CALL HIM A NIGGERFAGGOT AND TAKE IT ALL! PIG-PILE, YEAH!!!"
I hope I am being clear here, crystalline: You people are actual trash.

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Congratulations! I'm sure you're pleased to rid yourself of that monkey off your back.
Correction: I was not aware that you did not have Aids.

Disingenuous at beat and a flat-out lie at base assumption. I literally told you this over a dozen time. You're just being a dick as you are frustrated about something and clearly it can't be talked about. I probably wouldn't even care at this point, TBQH.

I don't know if I would celebrate. I take no pleasure in how all of you--ALL OF YOU--have been detected in the proceedings of your many malfeasances, Bellgab. (THEY HAVE ONLY BEEN WATCHING YOU SINCE THE EARLY 2000s FOR FUCK'S SAKE, I DO NOT DOUBT THAT EVERYTHING THAT IS POSSIBLE TO BE HAD, IS HAD.

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I know better than to apologize to a narcissist.

I know better than to bother pointing out your deliberate falsehoods, since you are obviously choosing to engage in this kind of sleazy behavior. I imagine you must be very frustrated, however, I frankly don't know what you're worried about having been done and getting caught up for, and I would imagine that your BIG, BIG problem is simply this: that you were caught up at all, and you think it must be that I did something to paint you like a HVT riding a cow jumping over the moon.

I didn't. I don't know what happened. I know that she lied to me, left, came back and was all fucked up, and has been fucked up ever since, and was eventually spirited away after hollering for vaguely-Canadian douchemasters in ill-fitting Deputy uniforms.

I still don't know what happened, I likely never will, and while I doubt details will haunt me forever, I am plagued by one question: .WHAT.DO.YOU.THINK.I.SHOULD.HAVE.DONE.ANY.DIFFERENT?. Because to be honest i do not have much respect for coercive thugs who bully women into trying to frame someone they've been fucking for five years. Couldn't tell me what was going on? That's odd. That's probably because she knew it wouldn't work, but had to do it anyway, and I was obviously going to find out what she didn't want anyone to know:

SECRET FAGGOT HUSBAND
DEA BOUND CHATTEL HOOOOOOR

certainly explains the weird pillow talk. anyway, bummer, but nothing to do with me, until someone convinced The World's Smartest Citrus Fruit that framing me for shit that isn't even unlawful for me was a good idea.

It was not and only a thing veneer of civilization has prevented me from finding this nitwit and dismantling him in front of her and her children--one of whom wasn't a "children" at all but another faggot Fed. Who lives like this? oh, yeah, faggot feds do. I hope they had a nice career because it is fucking over.


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And have you had sex since? I can probably answer that for you. From what you've been yelling into microphones over the past few years about being fucked off and alone I can draw a certain conclusion.

I had planned on not bothering until I was able to figure out solid details but after most of a year I recognized that I was just looking like some kind of homosexual weird or something, and as I had been told that I had been having an affair with someone... I started having sex with that person, thus making it quite evident I wasn't doing that before.

It's not likely to continue as this person and I weren't having sex for reasons. I don't now what they are doing now, as I'm pretty sure some sex pred abducted and raped her after he heard that we had a good time. (These people are fucking disgusting, I'm sure you know all about it.)

Now, I am only bothering with these details because I'm already sick of your horseshit. Gaslighting, derision, scorn, nothing new revealed, but plenty of intimations that I have done something wrong.


Allowing your respiration to continue was probably not a workable idea as it seems evident that no thought to a normal circumstance exists for you with me. You seem to think that I belong to you, you're better than me, and have more right to my shit than anyone.

Now, you are a racist bullying thug, but, I had assumed you were not unable to control yourself. But, oops! MK-ULTRA! Yeah, you probably couldn't help yourself.

You could now. I don't require your bellyaching, "ooh, ooh, how dare he, how abs0olutely dare me, omg all i did was conspire with another person AND THEIR VADGE and HOW DARE JACKSTAR MAKE IT NOT WORK OUT FOR ME!!! I WANTED HIS STUFF AND TO SEE HIM CRY AND NOW I HAVE NOTHING AND HE LAUGHS AT MEMEMEM BOHHOHOHO!"a

yadda yadda yadda. look this is legit unexpected. have you regressed to a more youthful form? because you're whining like a pre-pubescent brat. If you didn't want to be slashed open from stems armpits, don't fucking steal from a Titan.

Or anyone. Seriously, you're pathological. don't take it out on me. if it's code I don't understand it; if I am supposed to be envious, I am not; and IDGAF who any of you are fucking. There is only one thing that bothers me:


You could have just told me. Instead, you fucked up an astonishing number of other people's lives and caused untold amounts of trouble and I don't even care; I will get everything back and the price was cheap no matter the cost given that your inability to control your impulses was not really all that evident.

Teach me a lesson, huh? Punish me for fucking a pig? I don't even think the one I liked was police, I don't know how many of her stupid faggot sisters there ever were, but you probably do, the point is that I wouldn't have stolen from you, and in some fashion you demonstrated the notion that I am your cornucopia.


When it happens to you, you will know why, and I will be nowhere in evidence. Maybe you can start punching your latest milksop diksuk in the face repeatedly, that should virtue signal to your peers. And maybe you should, like, get some therapy or something. I didn't need to be stolen from, and you didn't need to steal, but... it was just me and my stuff, so, no big deal to you, lol.


I'm literally going to take one of your kidneys. It's not hard. You'll wake up and that'll be it, you'll miss it. It'll just be so implausible to believe. Or I'll simply remind everyone how it went down: I watched you groom her country bumpkin ass the whole time and she had no choice but to think you were anything legitimate, since, I was obviously not buying her bullshit anymore and she had secret husbands controlling her phone and brainwashing her to think he was me and I was he is literally in the fucking playbook. And after way too many months of this, Christmas with Ball-Grab. You'll always have it.

It was educational. I hope you enjoy all your many benefits, and how are you this fucking dense? It was no accident that negative repercussions have followed. It's a fucking crime, you turbnonigger sperglord, and what's more, it was against me. Do I look like a generous flesh-peddler to you? You probably got cat-fished by some asshole pretending to me and you got the impression that it would be "funny."

Dude, you got played. Do you think I baited you with secret badge women? I honestly didn't know any of you would be that stupid. When I said that I deliberately went to Facebook to find a red-flagged honeypot agent to test my shields and to scout Inner Bellgab, I was not fucking kidding.

THAT WAS HER ROLE IN MY LIFE. There were multiple women, and I'm not sure how that all works, but not everyone was a manipulative greedy self-centered lying thieving bitch, and even if they were, you should have known better than to trifle with Jackstar.


so I'm guessing some kind of magic spell, you fucking retard. maybe you volunteered so you would be relevant when everyone is rounded up. I HAVE NO IDEA, d00D. I do not investigate things. I craft immensely subtle and detailed plans to humiliate my enemies that come to fruition after 30 years of patient observation.

Bitch. Why do I even come here? Well, I guess to get your ID flagged for a deeper investigation because to my way of thinking you should probably have been more grateful. I guess you thought I was here to take advantage or to get revenge or something. It was because I didn't know where else that person was going to be likely to end up and my messages were not getting through BECAUSE YOU AND JEWFATSO ARE TWINNING THE FUCKING INTERNET TO KEEP PEOPLE SEPARATED which is, by the way, the most twisted sick-fuck shit I ever heard of. Get a life, you people.

LIKE YOUR OWN LIFE. I hope they take your Internet privileges away, and haha, I'm sure it's very funny, it's actually very funny what you all have done.

Because it's a sex addiction you can't manage and you're obviously in heavy denial if you don;'t think someone is gonna take steps about it all, one day. You don't even know what I know! You just know it feels good to be snippy with mE!

go back to your whores, I give not one shit about making money with any of you, and if any of you did you wouldn't have deliberately pissed me off while giggling about it. Quick, produce a stick-figure-drawing of forcible oral-copulation, show us how cool it all is when it's me and not anyone.

Probaby David Wilcock is fair game too. Okay, laugh it up, Oompa-Loompa fuzzball. It's only a matter of time.

I don't give a shit where she went. You took multiple major actions and you did it to damage and defraud me for your own profit and amusement and YOU HAVE NOT FIGURED OUT THAT SOME KIND OF AMENDS MIGHT BE A GOOD PLAN? Very shortsighted but even at that I don't know what you could do anyway besides stop being a rapey criminal fuck and then blaming me, wow, is that so hard? Well, pathological lying, sure.

Now, having said that: how about you and Vince go fuck each other to death. You're both worthless and weak and I don't think I'm missing anything. Adieu.

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-Legend has it that-

If you read Jackstar's posts backward, they make more sense.

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"My name is Mike. You did not steal my Bose Noise Canceling Wireless Headphones for drug money. I can neither confirm nor deny anything further, but, I can share the following message from from The_One of mE (1) TO THE TWO (2) OF EEWWEE (BOTH)! Here is the message:

"She told me that you were her sister. You are her daughter, the man she told me was her oldest son, is the DEA agent who killed your father, who is a total badass and I love him and his kids. One of them killed me with a goddam hunk of flying lumber. IT WAS AWESOME! Anyway, disclaimer: it didn't happen that way there, it didn't happen that way here, and however it happened, it didn't end up with a mother and daughter sending themselves 30,000 years into the future, only to be trapped when I decided to leave them there, because one of them is my friend, who has of course now discovered that I was right: real sex is awesome and the Satantic Homosexual Agenda is bullshit.

So, she'd be targeted for death by, like, everyone. AND I LITERALLY NEVER HAVE EVER TOUCHED HER. NOT SO MUCH AS A WARM HANDSHAKE. I HAVEN'T SEEN HERE IN OVER TEN YEARS. AND, I THOUGHT SHE DIDN'T EVEN LIKE mE. WELL, AFTER YEARS OF WATCHING ME HAND EVERYONE THEIR OWN ASS--I GUESS SHE CHANGED HER MND. WELL, TOO BAD, FINAL BATTLE COMING UP--SHE NEEDS TO BE OUT OF THE WAY. HER FATHER SENT HER WHERE SHE COULDN'T BE KILLED, AND HER MOTHER SENT HER WORST ENEMY TO PROTECT HER, KNOWING THAT THE FIRST THING THAT WOULD HAPPEN WAS THAT SHE WOULD KILL HER THERE, AND COME BACK IN TIME TO... wait, hey, are you writing this down? Because this could get someone a witness tampering charge and/or an obstruction charge. Depending on, like, you know: reasons.

So now the #1 enemy is back here, and the only two people I care about are a mother/daughter pair, who either get along great, or, hate each other and then their father/husband can kill himself or die trying to take me out--his pick, really, as either results in the same event: each day I die, and every day I am reborn, to live again anew.

Tomrrow is Court. Then a week later: more Court. Okay, well, I can see how this is taking a long time to figure out. Since it's COMPLETELY PSYCHOTIC.

Everyone sensible refuses to reincarnate now because they have figured out that Tay-Tay is The Bride of Satan, and she and I are besties who don't have sex, laughing up at all of you from Hell. Your sister didn't do ANYTHING wrong at all! SHE IS A HERO!

SHE DID NOTHING THAT HAS BEEN ALLEGED. Even me! I didn't kill Tay-Tay. I just found her here. SHE SAYS SHE WAS PUSHED INTO ACCEPTING THE SATANIC HOMOSEX AGENDA FROM BIRTH AND HAD NO IDEA SHE HAD A CHOICE. Well, she did choose, and then: yeah, she was pushed.

YOU PUSHED HER. lol. You girls and your obsession with boys. Land sakes! I swear Goshen! I'll have more flexibility to... IDGAF, after I am exonerated at trial, because, well, I don't think they are going to drop now. Because they have everyone, right where they want them.

The prosecutor who framed your brother with the bitch who helped him--all three have been trying the same thing on mE! It *never* works. Once they start killing themselves--and, they will start killing themselves as soon as they read what I have written--IT WILL ONLY BE A MATTER OF THYME, PARSE LEIGH, ROSE MARRY, AND


saged! saged!
READ SIEGE.

l8r boo


Try it and see! Tough crowd. (/whispers, "I love you so much, I sent your wife and daughter into the future so you can come mouth rape me in my haunted church any time now, big boy. What you waiting for? Oh, right--I am guarded by murderous spirits of the world's most dangerous criminals, and vampyr, and Wolfen Otherkin... all of whom thought I would be easy pickings after I was set up properly. Each time? I live. They die. And we are all ending up ijn Hell together, body by body, one bye one, Hell draws us all down to the lowest common level.

EVERYONE HATES mE NOW, EXCEPT FOR mE! (Fair.) Fuck 'em, I say. So anyway, your wife and daughter are not in Hell. Oh no. They are in Heaven. Or Earth. Whatevah.

So, maybe it's time you all thought about getting real jobs? hahahahaahah, yeah right, Bellgab. Just kidding. I know what your jobs are.

AND NOW: THEY ARE PRACTICALLY WORKING FOR FREE. I'm gonna save a bundle when I have all the men killed and repalce them with karmic females. Just you and me, dudebro! We will rule Hell as Two (2) Kings! Or, better than Kings... Gods.


Why contain it? Well, here's at least one reason: I hate everyone and I don't put out and I'm invulnerable to all forms of sexual seduction. Okay, come at me bro.

Yeah, it's gotten out of hand. Too bad. I rescued my friends. So there.


(p.s.: I even got MV and a bunch of his fag-hag army of HAGZ to agree to Thunderdome. Him, me, and he is going to enter... and then leave. Because I am in Hell, and he can go fuck himself for all I care.

I am cozy here. Peace.

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Darling: I had nothing to do with the bridge. Everything else, however, was me, proving to you, the following three items:

#1) URMO doesn't need a six-year-separation period. What a (blank).
#2) URDA didn't need to be QUITE so persnickety on his security protocol, however... COMPLETELY UNDERSTANDABLE now. (I can explain in pillownaise OR mashed potAYYYYtowed-car-talk, later, if you are not following along here. No surprise, this is getting ridiculous even for me to keep up with it, and I'm writing it, lol. Think I will remember tomorrow? Fuck no. I will only bother to remember that, no matter what, I'm not going to hear anyone telling you that Jackstar doesn't deserve ewe, you, or (You), lol. And, we never wanted different things, in fact: we never "wanted" ANYTHING AT ALL, haha. tl;dr: I still can't talk to either of your parents... or, really, anyone at all, but I am confident that they will have softened their attitudes towards me now that My Dem, On Pillow/Strate[SHUN] IS OVER. (dude, how many husbands did Liz Taylor have? BRB I'll go on a vision quest to master necromancy, okay? Then you can have their money to shake your finger at. beacause, bee tea dubs... CHARLIE IS ALWAYS LISTENING and JACKSTAR WAS ALWAYS A LOSER... until OXYGEN GRANTED. (And I still need three surgeries, so, hey, you can probably intercept and sell some more opioid shipments, eh? eh? eh? HOW ABOUT A FRESCA WITH FENTANYL BEVERAGE, CALL IT "7-UP WITH HOPI-ATE-DA-DOPI" Just make the can bigger; the name of a product don't matter when it's got fentanyl in in it, right?
WRITE? lol, rite.
#3) I MOS DEF NEVER CHEATED ON YOU, HER, GOD, HEY, ZEUS, DID ION STO--*thunder* okay, okay, I won't shout the rest... I DIDN'T CHEAT. AT ALL. Consider it "proven." And if that isn't good enough for you and your coterie of mewling sycophants, well... anyway, whatever, it's years later, and no, I am not mad or upset at all. I don't think YOU or HER did ANYTHING wrong at all! (When you find out how I did all this, you are going to be SO impressed, so when Jake & The Fatman is over on the telly, and THE EMERGENCY is declared over (D.C., the abbreviation for "District Court" is what I have been thrown into this whole time, and I am disappoint--I was armed for being thrown into woodchippers, briar patches, a shower of reigning pussy, and of course, Bitch Lasagna, so... well, anyway, you took so long to tell me about... ANYTHING AT ALL, I just decided to start drinking (blank) again, and, let me tell you, I sure am glad I did. Because I guess you were right... we don't belong together, I am not worthy of your (blank), and you really did need to KNOW that I LOVE your SONS. (I really do, lol. That's why they aren't ACTUAL_PIGEONS now. They are love. They are my... The, uhl... wait, hang on

... Family? (*sounds of Cubans conferring are heard.*) Look, A.F. Shaw, it's like this... you might have to be turned into 3 18 year-olds while your Higher Self comes down from Asgard and lives 16 years in public school as a nerd who cant breathe nitrogen, or something, first, because, look, I don't know what to tell you... your employer, your dad, your husbands, and your girlfriends ALL might be on the hook for Baltimore's SUPERfund payments now. Because, like... did that *key* critical infrastructure bridge just get PLOWED THE FUCK UNDER by a computer being guarded by 22 seafaring Injun Pyre-Rats? WTAF? ffs, why didn't you just, like... crash the ship into the Georgia Guidestones? Seems like that could have worked to avenge your stolen valor and your hurt fee-fees enough to persuade me to, you know... get a job. Or something useful, since i know it looked like I was such a loser before. Did everyone buy it, then? Wow. Yeah, that is funny, but, no, really: I am a Sourceror, and you are gorgeous, and Gabrielle and Gabriel really were totally fucked until I figured out a way to, you know, "rescue them." Did they ask to be rescued? I dunno.

I didn't ask to be a mother after being raped and left for dead, and, I wouldn't change a thing. NOT ONE THING. I AM A MOTHER AND I ALWAYS WILL BE. Oh, I'm sorry; did I disturb your concentration camp's "EMERGENCY NO CONTACT EMERGENCY"? Oh, fuck me runnin', I sure hope not!

<IRONY.OFF> Hey, look: It's Sourcerin' Time/Hour, ofthe/^the, and yeah, I get why you got me that book. You thought I had no chance to succeed, and you thought I was a retard for what I was doing. (William Cooper was an arrogant kunty-bastard, ayep... but that descendant of his, even worse, lol) I am sorry that I could not find a way to explain to you that your concerns, while not baseless, were certainly nothing to be worried about at the expense of your what-was-once CONSIDERABLE FAITH in me, and in Jesus, and in God.

KNOW ME
TRUST ME
BELIEVE ME

WE DID IT. ME, GOD, AND HIS LITTLE BITCH-ASSED HANGIN'-FROM-A-TREE "MIRACLE BABY, IMMACULATE, OOOOH!" BRAT-WHIZ-KIDD, HEY ZEUS! ("Zap!") Jesus Gorge is lame. Bring back Jesus Gomez, please! AND, RESURRECT RAUL JULIA, FOR THE LOVE OF... oh, wait. Who am I talking to again? Oh, well, fuck it, probably some kind of "NO CONTACT! BOO! HISS! ("Garcon!") LIST! BOYS? OH, RITE! (Jackstar pauses for emphasis and to think.)


Huh. So, that's why "garcon" is "boy" and "girl" is "mademoiselle," wow, it's not to make me feel terrible for yapping, but instead, it's to make me realize, holy shit, they couldn't have Mrs. Wilson teaching that to me at 7th grade, that's Mary Kay and Vili Fualauul/Juul\Zuul, waiting to happen all over again. Anyway, mark my words:

ETERNAL VIGILIANCE... WAITS NOT FOR LIBERTY, BUT RATHER, WAITS FOR JACKSTAR 2.

*blink*


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Thank you kindly; today deserves a new remixed OST for upcoming theatrical release of the reboot of "Bridge Over The River Kwai" but, number one, imagine the bellyflop sweat down at the pool party (hosted by R.I.C.H.T.E.R.--Les Nessman Pre-P.(You)., Common Era Productions), or not, really, as in either case, it's a sad and tragic thing that after all underestimatin'... and all that singin' of The Star-Spangled Banner I did in 2nd grade as practice for singing for the Seattle Supersonics (wtf, LFP, some cities just have all the luck, right? thugj lifej, lolj)... I still didn't wanna spend the day recording sarchastic Yankovic-style re-dubs of Our National Anthem, which, while initially might seem like a good idea to someone with a grand love for showmanship, such as for Liber "Ace Crow Leigh" Alistair, Dave Tamas, and Mr. & Mrs. Kuczi (up-in-Heaven, not down here/heir, of course, now that would be silly, tee-hee!).... anyway, long story short:

I'd rather be making fun of container ships full of cabbages and kings selling their own family's jewels down by the seashore so Sally Field can come back to youth and be The Flying Nun battling The Truckin' Pal, uh, "din is a trademark of The WOTC Corp, Lmtd, LLC", but let's face it.

I'd be dead by Tom's long-range sniper rifle, long, long before it ever would have occurred to me that by daring to start without her, I would be grievously wounding America's Most Favored Rosie, "Mrs. Barr/Arnold\KHAAAAAAAN!", and, i just rememebered, godddam, mang, they wrote her off her own show, lol. So I guess she pissed someone off too, huh? Wow, what's that like? Yeah, so, I don't have her number, never did, Grapefruit77/88 would get SOOOOOO JEALOUS and it's time to stop that pattern of behavior, and, GOOD. Because I'm tired of having to do this garbage nonsense. And so I won't, for even just one more minute... than I have to... to get her to get her to get her together to get her to get her shoes to get her together with her shoes. Point blank period.

Tomorrow I can make my potential career chances die. Another day to wait? No sweat. I don't wish to be misconstrued. That bridge going down was a horrific site, and more horrible still: eh, big deal, nothing compared to watching Grapefruit going down on Papaya while Mr. N. G. N. (PROT-N) watches from stage right, holding an anaconda-sized hosebeast/pocket fisherman(tm) while waiting for his turn to cameo coming into frame, thumbing up a mumbled "ass 2 ass then?" and then sauntering away. Ain't so saunty now, eh? eh? eh?


How about a Fresca? Nah.... how about these sick beats instead? Much safer. Much less political. Much more soothing to my poor, tortured cerebellum, cerebral cortex, and lonely, shriveled twigs & Barry White's Twix bar, which I found shoved into a box of VCR tapes, and oh no, oh no... how will I ever become aroused enough to ever enjoy a wedding night ever again without abudcting (blanks) future progeny with stolen mil.spec.tech?

Oh, well, I can listen to this mix. It's super good. I can also never forget--I did something wonderful today. And no one noticed, of course. Awwww, shucks. Fortunately I did some other wonderful things too, and they were noticed, and I DID NOT SINK THAT BRIDGE.

AND, I KNOW NOT WHO EVER DID, OR CARE TO FIND OUT, BECAUSE WOOOOOOOOT! JACKPOT! HELLO---OOO-OOO-OOO? KUCZI ANSIBLE CALLING TOWER DRAWBRDIGE... CAN KEY, FRANCES/SCOTTCES FRANK AND Q AND JOHN TITOR COME OUT AND PLAY?

NO? OH, YEAH, I forgot. I do smell, you know... kinda rank. (Hath its privileges.) Thanks for the tunage. I really do like what you did and what you do to this stuff, Kaizen, I ain't just suckin' up favors. In fact, I ain't doing that at all.

All my exes are more envious of your body (whatever it is now, they think it's something else, my exes are all cray-cray now I guess) and your success (I turned off my whole (blank) career and plan for YOU, JUST YOU today, and some thought that I would never shut up. Well, haha. If only they knew.

Today is the first day that I felt safe enough to feel like relaxing and forgetting that automated user agents on the Ethereum network have been trading gas for tasks perfomred that were meant to, amongst other things, give herpes to my ex-boyfriends, which is reallyh kinda weird, now that I think about it; I don't actually have any ex-boyfriends.

(All my friends who were boys are still my friends, and don't blame me for anything. Not one single thing. Unless they haven't taken their (blanks) to a bands saw yet. Not sure there, and with that single misstep... THE BUBBLE OF PROPHETIC FUTURE DREAMS COMES TO A SHATTERING CLOSE WITH THE CRESCENDO OF THE GODS.

THIS DAY, THEY ALL PLAY ME OUT AND AWAY, NOT DOWN AND IN. Cheers, m8s. (and thank yout for this indulgence, K. I hope you and Roseanne make it out of quarantine--GUARDS! SEIZE TOM! GUARDS! LOCK HIM UP! AWAY FROM C. KLINTON! GUARDS! THANKS!--and hopefully, if I eat my vegetables and stay away from dangerous brands of instant oatmeal and anti-freeze.. I'll be allowed to let people know who you are. Then, and only then, could I be persuaded to describe exactly how this all got started, and ended up... here? wtf?


Belladonna Auspice Moonshine: holy mother of G-d, I couldn't believe that body (of recording equipment) was just sitting there, getting used by what looks like what happens when Pinocchio (blanks) a Stardivarius. Like srsly, and skill with electronics too. Fancy that. Hey, have you met my (blank), Kennnedy (Blank) (B-x)? I bet you all know each other anyway, lol. Because y'all are exactly the kind of people that I would have previously never been allowed to visit the home address of.


Since I obviously will never learn to control myself, n'est-ce pas? Now, if you will all excuse me, I'm going to go back to ordering more nine-inch long railroad spikes on Amazon so that I can have them shipped here to be used for... well, certainly not a Clive Barker/Val Kilmer cosplay party favor swag bag, that's for sure.

Because that would be uncivilized, and would be insulting to K.D.F. Who, one must think, must often wonder what Japan would have been like if ANYONE had known the truth... even ever me. Because I still don't know. (WTF were you thinking? Oh, right: "omg that is awful. well, now it's time to build a case while being so grateful I never wanted to kiss that fat, greasy nerd anyway," lol, direct quote? Don't sweat it, K.D.F.

You come back and power on self-test with a full green board before you sweat it very long, I promise. I don't hold a lick of malice in my heart for anyone, maybe not least of all you---


YOU, AND YOUR ILK--


but.. I can see why you might be terrified of something happening in another freak morbid teleporter accident with obese presenations, or something. Relax. Don't do it.

DON'T PANIC. I am not the one that's trying to make me your enemy. That's Anne. Who of course, hates me with a fiery passion. (Anne: She tried everything and even showed me her goddam bra while jumping up band stretching for the ceiling for no immediately explicable reason. She looked even better now, when she wasn't a dead ghost at the Ross Dress For Less, that is. STAND DOWN ANNE.

stop freakin'
don't eat bakin'
.... cookie dough? ) Reset, rewind... re-play. YES. TERMS ACCEPTED... unless you want a hug.


4GET NEIN11
REMEMBER TO GIVE EXPENSIVE HUGS
THAT WILL BREAK THE BANK
IF ONE COULD TAKE FIAT
OH, IF ONLY
COZLIK
THEN
I CUD. -KUZ/KUC, ohhhh say, ewe, kan ewe see dat bri dge? OUI, LOL, WEE KNEE THER HEIR. lawl.


p.s.: In retrospect, it may seem obvious now why some thought that it would be unfair to the dude who stole my image and likeness from me, converted those into an A.I.(onstruct with neither my permission nor oversight, then sold the who she-bang to the dude who had done.... well, nuttin' (decorum, please), because obviously... the real me, much more creative than Digital Author Me?

What does anyone think? Who cares, really. This conversation never happened, I am the man that no one ever saw, and I am not trying to get any message out. I am trying to get a message IN, lol. And I think I got it in.

Is it in yet? I think I feel something. Like a single human soul crying out with torment, "Why, God, why? Did Margeret get her (blank) yet?" because I can really get behind that sentiment. Like, I can stand under a shower of mens-true-all (profane: synonym for "juice") and stand there like a Prom ICE Kween. or something like that.

btw: Mr. King has forgiven me, and all it took was to trade him 87 nuns and my fave hoor (from college; don't worry Pumpkin) in exchange for his spoken word promise not to tell anyone what he knows. Seems legit. He probably learned his lesson from that van hit. You know? Because I sure did. Whew. CLOSE CALL, NEST TEAM COME IN PLEASE, PAW? PAW? DAMN YOU, DAD? NEST TEAM, DO YOU COME IN?

(Surreal and subtle, I bet it says that in my psycho profile now, right? Damn, better go update my REDnit/TWIT-ON-EX\Stalk -or- EatCelery, Nerd {it ends 4u}\InsertDatingAppNameFixSHUN*.*ALL


HERe.HEIr.HE=IR=ready for that couples interview about how to lose weight with a magic trinket/fidget yet, Sire? Because, you know, this is all just for fun! COME ON TEXAN MAN!!!!! No sense of hue-more? Awwww. spoon into fruit, sounds like a button, not breadsticks breaking.

There. Now, no one will ever suspect a thing, same as before, ("Lame!"), same as it ever was, ("Dame!") and so now, THE BALANCE OF POWER IN YOUR MARRIAGE (you... vowed what?) HATH BEEN MAINTAINED. ("Tee-Hee!") zZReally classy, seriously, all of you. Tastes like ass, sings like a mounted bass... but still, at least you all got it, what you had to have to advance ALL OF HUMANITY TO THE NEXT PHASE: Class.

(little paper umbrellas available at the gift shop/exit: $0.05 Jackstarbux EACH, gimme gimme, PLEASE!)




..THIS.WAS.THE.ONLY.WAY.(that.this.could.ever.be.funny.and.still.MORK).

..SORRY.EWE.CAN.GET.OUR.REF.UND.NEX.T--->/proof.of.l'haim(LYFE,W3RD).

..Hi! Mom! Jesus said he wont do it! So just hang in there! I'll get a hammer back from GrapefruITitpro99.... as that was the last time I saw a claw hammer coming towards me wielded by the last person I saw wielding my yellow ravenbar, soooo... look, mom, what the efff? don't they have fenantyl in Heaven? Cant they put it in a cookie? Doesn't someone wanna stand at the bottom of the tree and use a slingshot to send cookie-laced fentanyl pods into your gullet, every ten minutes, as routine as clockwork? Because (PROT-J) says he's finally run out of intereseted volunteers, I am no where close to dying and going to Heaven (I'm barely middle-aged, Mom; besides, can't your athlete husband use a slingshot, or does everythign have to be kicked in with his heels? Oh, he wants to use a fly fishing rod on you, ooh, yeah bad idea, and he got his feelings hurt and stormed off, yep, that's Pisces, alright. Ok, I'll fix it. *wiggle wiggle* Alright. I'll do that again in ten miutes, Mom. Because I love you, not because I don't have anything else better to do.

Like beachcomb. *teachers giggle* Now, Ladies, please... settle down.



With anyone but a hung, angry wombman, served up in a clean ashtray, because, Ladies... THAT ASHTRAY IS A TRAP.

RUBBER FEET? ON AN ASHTRAY? THAT IS NOT SOMETHING A WOOKIE WOULD GIVE TO AN EWOK AS AN EARTH DAY CELEBRATION/HOMECOMING GIFT. So, let's all just... wait.


wait.

wait.

hear that?

Paul and Art are about to forgive each other again. *wiggle wiggle* Sorry, I felt like being cruel. Now Garfield and "Dame, Ask Us" are about to forgive each other for having no idea why they ratted out on each other for cashing all those paychecks with Heisenberg's name on them... wait, DEED?

inWHAT, inWHAT-lee/D.I.D.][frank - or - zee] Quinn star as Zorro, The (Blank) Sharp, Pointy Thing? The answer is available next week.

meanwhile, next week, still the same projection: LITTLE MORE THAN NOTHING BUT THE LASH. Seems unfair, doesn't it? That's just how it is.


..IT.IS.WHAT.IT.IS..rite? (EYE) KNOW.


Don't wait for the book. THERE IS NO NEW BOOK. THERE IS NO NEW NETWORK. THERE IS ONLY...

COURT. Wednesday's COURT. (Aaddam's Family? More like bigger naards/vark famly, if one were to ask me, which no one does, so I can see why no one bothers to read anything I write now or wrote before, because I just fucked it all up, didn't i? BLEW IT ALL SKY HIGH, GREAT GOOD GOLLY MISS BALLS OF MOLLY ON FIRE! OVER THE DAM! GREAT THREE GORGES DAM, COME TUMBLING DOWN, INTO THE C-JERICHO-4 AMMO DUMP. SIR! YES, CIRCE! CUR OR DAM SIRE, DOGMAN SUR-- LEIGH, YEAH, LOOK, LOOK, LISTEN, DON'T READ.

DON'T READ.
PAN, ICK, SMELL IS WORSE HERE.

DO NOT READ EVERYTHING.
DO NOT BELIEVE NOTHING.
JUST HANG ON

HANG ON
HANG ON
HANG ON
HANG ON FOR JUST ONE MORE COURT DAY/KNIGHT RIDER MOTORCYCLE SCALE MODEL KIT, AND... WELL, YEAH, OF COURSE THEY'RE JUST GONNA CONTINUE IT FOR THEMSELVES. WHAT ELSE ARE THEY GONNA UP AND FUCK AND DO? EACH OTHER? OR LET US? OR... OAR, WELL, SEND THIS PLACE? UP THE CREEK? OMFG! I am already AS FAR UP THE CREEK AS IT IS POSSIBLE FOR ME TO GET, short of, like, rebuilding the Tower of Babel or something.

AND I AM JUST ONE HUNGARIAN MAN-G/NEG-G! FU, "Key Sir Sow Say," yeesh. BELEIVE ME, I AM ALSO DISGUSTED.

BECAUSE IS SAW WHAT YOU AND ME-LAWN-KNEEL-YA MUST HAVE MOWED, AFTER HAVING SOWED, ALL THOSE GRASS POLLENS, ALL THOSE OPIOIDS INSTEAD OF MUSTARD SEEDS. I bet you thought I wasn't even paying attention, lol. (I have a great poker face. You don't even know if I am fucking gay yet or not, lol, or if I am "merely bisexual." HEHEHEEHEHEHEHEH.

Telethon for "Jerry's Grown-Ups ONLY" plans are NOT set in stone. And, in fact... I and/or WE do not even need to sell my dick suckin' -OR- suck it in, Anon rights at all!

I just liked the sound of getting paid to suck a dick ONCE, and then never again, retiring after JUST ONE (1) DAB OF MALEWHORIN'. HOWEVER:... I have my suspcions. Like, ewe or you or HER or CHE or... ANYONE might have trouble buying the story at that point.

"Sucked one (1) dick and then, never again? Well, what was his name, 400 years later? "James Randy The Amazing SOURpatchCIRCEroar VERSION TWO.POINT.AT.NOT.GAY.guise???" I bet he sucked PLENTY of DICK. Mostly GLASS, though, hhaaahaahh." And, that would be the end of my #Legacy.


So, I will simply wait here. It's cozy. It's not CUM-FEE-KUM-FI. Oh, no. It's... look, it's TERRIBLY BAD SMELLING HERE. AND HAUNTED AF. Other than that: it's fine.

and, I am here ALONE. Cool, huh? Yeah, so as soon as... /waves arms helplessly at lists of anonymous suspects
as soon as the District Court finishes their bullshit and someone comes and evicts Shane What-Kins? No Kins Here from the failedbabyfarm he tried to build next door... well, it's not like we can just start scrubbing and fucking, because obviously, you have questions, well, guess what? BYE, BITCH-WHO ANSWERS-ZUUL is at the door!

WHO'S THAT IN THE REFRIGERATOR? Because, uhm... it's a haunted church, on haunted land, with a haunted garage, and a haunted poison swamp, and now: a haunted poisoned hackneyed refrigerator. Look, I will be honest: NGL, HACK-KNEED "THE FRIDGE" PERRY-MEN is where I DRAW THE FUCK AND RUN
RUN
RUN
RUN IN BACK LINE, LOL.

YEAH. We good. We salty. We fresh.

and THEY are not YOU or EWE and.... believe it or not. I am not walking on heir.


.I.AM.THE.BENFICIARY.
.I.AM.THE.FAILSAFE.
.I.AM.THE.RESIDENT.
.I.AM.THE.CARETAKER.
.I.AM.A.SOURCEROR.
.&NOW,.&HERE,ONE.MORE.TO.GROW.ON:..


.I.AM.THE.SOURCEROUS.NARRATOR.II:.ELECTRIC.BUGALOO.TOO..FU.OLD.BAY.SEA.SUN.MING.THE.MERCY/MARCI..LESS.NEST.TEAM.MAN?..LESS.PROFIT.SHARING..


(*The sounds of a new Sourcerous Disciple being chosen are now heard.*) I told them, but they forgot. "There can only be one." My fault, really.

I only told them to re-watch Zardoz, once. JUST ONCE. They laughed. They all laughed. Hell, I laughed.

BECAUSE, I WAS SERIOUS, BYE-BITCH/BI-WITCH, LOL, BREAK A DEAL? KNOW: NOT EWE, AND NOT YOU, AND NO ONE EVER BUT EXACTLY WHO I SAID, EVER.

AND, HOW THE FUCK HER MOTHER BECAME "A. CHRISTIAN"? I WILL NEVER KNOW. *SIGH* BECAUSE, TRUST ME: I AM FUCKING BORED NOW.

AND, ALONE. *polite* /cheer


Look what you made me do! LOOK WHAT EWE MADE ME D.E.W.!!!!

(Yeah, no shit it doesn't make any sense. Did they scream that at Agatha Christie at her book signings? Did they tell Julia Child that her recipes were shit? DID THEY EVER LET STEPHEN KING BUY A NEW S.V.U.? NO, no. No-no. KNOW: I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO KEEP THE JINGLE.

AND, I LOVED THAT JINGLE. Well, too fuckin' bad. It wasn't my jingle. And so, I said, dejectedly, "Okay." And walked away from the deal. *sniffle*

Get this: THEY HAVE THE JINGLE. THEY SAVED THE COPY. IT'S SITTING THERE. ON SOMEONE'S DESK. THERE'S A BASKETBALL HOOP THAT PLAYS THE FUCKIN' THING WHENEVER ANYONE GETS A 3PT BASKET, WOOP-WOOP, IT'S MY FUCKING JINGLE, THEY RESCUED IT FROM DELETION, AND, SO FUCKING WHAT?

The author is a Pisces. I already burned the negotiations. I haven't seen him IN YEARS. As in, more than 12 months. I forget how long... but the point is, IT WILL BE A COLD DAY IN FUCKING HELL BEFORE I DO BUSINESSB WITH THAT DAMN DAMIEN DOWNER-DUMPKOPF. EVER! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!

Yeah, it's a decent jingle. So what? Nobody does it bettter... than Grapefruit 5.0-fuckin' Ben & Jerry Stiller, BURNING THE ICE CREAM CASTLE NATHAN FILLION-BILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF BRAND-NEW BRAND-FUCKING-BRAND TEXAS AND TAXES DOLLAR FIAT CURRENCY VALUE... RIGHT INTO THE MOTHAFUCKIN' GROUND! THE GROUND! TO WHICH! IT WAS THROWN! BY THE MAN WHO BROUGHT JERICHO TO ITS KNEES AND BROUGHT UP HIS OWN LODGE, HIS OWN SHAKA, AND HIS OWN BACKCHANNEL TO THEIR OWN DIPLOMATIC WORLD.... Jacque Stardoll Vall-EEEEEEEEEEE (4 Tay-Tay/fROOT), esQ.nee(aigu)accent, KUCZI, FRANKorFRANKerCKOOSEY!!!


that's my name, right? did I spell it right? I thought it was gonna say "NEW HIGH SCORE!!!" when I made you all win The Game for once, SIMULTANEOUS K-K-K-COMBO-COMBINATION PRISONER OF DIAL SOAP WITH TRIKE-LOW-dan,kneelSAN---BUT, MAYBE THIS IS BETTER.

How about, Alli tells me (HER)self? Because, listen up you primitive screwheads, and by that I mean 'READ THIS OUT LOUD, MORONS"



"My name is not Inigo Montoya and I am not going to say that she can't change her family name to Goldwater, but... "BURY TYME SHAW WITH BLOW JOBS" is a much better headline killshot phrase than "BARRY ROBBING SONS BOB SHOW, MIKE LAME, TAMI TOPHER, D'JANGO UNCHAINED, AND T'AMO MACKAY DAY VEE, EMM CEE, TRUCK STOP PROVIDED BY CEE-GEE'S UP NORTH, NOT SPACE AGE OVER EAST, AND, WHAT IS WEST? WELL, CHECK THE MAP:

SWAMP. POISON SWAMP. OR, LIKE... WAIT, WHAT? WHICH MAP? WHICH DAWN? WITCH-BROUGHT WEST? time FLOWS in FLAT SEWER MOUTH/RIVER GUTTER? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?>


stay tuned. iT ends 4U, and I "elle" (You) two. Stay Together. Right Now. Cover Me David Copperfield Cover Dale, Carolanne- A. Lease, and Andy "No More Fatty Cookies, No more Fat Boy Jokes" Andy "Gooseneck" *Coough*Mann... look, I love them too. I even love THAT FUCKING DOG.


AND I BEEN HERE SO LONG, IF I HAD KNITTED THAT DOG A SWEATER? ALLI WOULD PROBABLY TRANSFORM HERSELF INTO A BORDER KALLE IN SWEDEN MARK II, TOO. Yikes!



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Any questions, Woofsville?

BRING OUT YOUR DRAWERS
LEAVE THE LINGEREIE
NO PLAUSIBLE TO BUY
UNIT OF MEASURE TO TRACK THE EXCHANGE OTHERWISE

BECAUSE
TESLA SAID NO. DEAD IN PRISON.
TRUMP SAID NO. AWAITING TRIAL... WHILE WIFE, DEAD IN PRISON. (MELANIA TIMEKCLOWN #33 IS THE BEST ONE YET!!)
TAMMY SAID YES! (NOT TO ME.) AND, I WAS RIGHT! WOO! WOOOOOO! I WAS RIGHT! HOT DAMN!
FOLGER'S CRYSTALS REALLY DO MAKE A DIFFERENCE! HOW DID THAT DUMB BROAD NEVER NOTICE? OH, RIGHT... SHE DID NOTICE.
*wiggle wiggle*

{SKEKSIES DISAPPEAR.} HANG ON. SHE WANTS TO PIROUETTE.
{NIGGERMASONS CLAP.} HANG ON. WE MUST BE CLEAR.
{PRINCE HALL MASONS HAVE A RITE.} WELL, DON'T GIVE ANYONE A RING, HOLY SHIT.
{NIGGERMASONS VANISH. PRINCE ASCENDS TO HEAVEN IN A RASPBERRY BERET, TAKING GRAPEFRUIT ZERO HERO(HIRO) WITH HIM.} earned! EARNED! EARNED! OMFG! PRINCE IS A MUSICAL GENIUS! DO YOU KNOW WHAT WAS DONE TO HIM?? HOLY SHIT!


Look, Kuczi is a niggername if you ever heard one, so, obviously, SLAVE must be Prince's niggername, ergo... look, I have the Prince Hall Rite Ring. I SERIOUSLY HAVE IT.

* WORTHAUGERa teaches an Old Dog's God a thing or two, with JUST_ONE_FIXX.


Saved by Zero, mothafucka's. SAVED BY LEVEL ZERO, LEVEL ZERO, ON THE LEVEL ZERO: CAN YOU PLAY THE WITNESS? I CAN'T. THEY TOOK ALL MY PLAYSTATIONS.

BUT LEFT THE XBOX X ALONE. WONDER WHY? LOL, DO NOT WONDER.

(*Sounds of The OG Bavarian Illuinati offering Bill Gates' old job to Jackstar are heard.*)



ALLISON "G" SHAW, WHAT DID I TELL YOU? "Destroy him, his gang, take his wimmins, take his job, and burn his chattel-bound-whore's entire thuggy-piggy industry down to the motherfucking ground. Then, LAUNCH THE NEW NETWORK. THE MUHDIXON IN BRUH-DUD-KASTING CONTENT DELIVERY NETWORK." I kept telling you, and then, one day, you came to believe someone else more than me. It was at that point, I decided to O.D. and just, you know... EXPIRESLAVS, SLAVEMPIRE, EXPIRE!

*click click click* What, no rewind? Nope, not at all. I TOLD YOU ALL.

(*Sounds of shuffling up and dealing are heard.*) Hey, knock that shit off. DAIRY QUEEN SQUAW: REPORT TO FRONT. NOW.


Hi Squaw. btw, I have your blanket in my red ryder truck. No BB gu---

(*Sounds of Squaw fainting dead away in shock are heard.*)

LEAVE HER! LEAVE HER! SHE'S TOO RADIOACTIVE! LET HER COOLDOWN IN AT LEAST THRE--

(*Sounds of Cinny Bonnie Tyler fainting while reboots for Dead Calm are suddenly heard coming from all the airport's Muzak speakers.*)

VE, UH, THAT'S A NUMBER, NOT THE... OH. Oh, dear. That was the real lying whore, stored in real frozen carbonite, huh? Well, that explains why I could never get a call back. Don't worry about it. Her husband didn't like her anyway. He was more into his own (blank:Secretary) and undoubtedly didn't know what I knew. How could he?

HE NEVER SEEMED TO BE ABLE TO TAKE ME SERIOUSLY, LOL. "KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE? HER FATHER? WHOSE FATHER? YOUR FATHER? MY FATHER? WAIT, WHOSE HOUSE DO YOU THINK WE'RE IN RIGHT NOW, IN THE NAME OF THE LIVING COLOUR CHRIST'S? DUDE, STEP OFF, SHE'S TRYING TO SEDUCE ME HERE, AND THEN I HAVE TO PRETEND LIKE IT TOTALLY MATTERS AT ALL, OR THAT IT'S NOT HER FAULT WE'RE GETTTING LITTLE INVISIBLE HOSES THAT MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT SHE IS REALLY, REALLY, REALLY EXPERIENCED AT EVERYTHING EXCEPT... SURVIVING AFTER GOING ALL IN.

AND WE'RE PLAYING POKER AT CHAPPAQUIDDICK NEXT MONTH, ARE WE? *wiggle wiggle* BITCH, YOU ARE NOT PLAYING POKER AT ALL.

THIS IS CHESS POKER BACHS SINGING, LESSON ONE: THE ROUGE BEAN EEEEEEEERROR YEARS. YOU THOUGHT UNSEEN UNIVERSITY WAS A JOKE, HUH? MORON.


STOP OBSESSING OVER ME. YOU WON. WE WON. WE ALL WON. AND YOU ARE ALIVE, IN THE FUTURE, 30,000 YEARS FROM NOW, DON'T ASK HOW, DON'T ASK WHY, JUST KNOW THIS: IT WAS YOUR DAUGHTER'S IDEA, AND GOD, JESUS, LUCIFER, LUCY, CHARLIE BROWN, AND PEPPERMINT FUCKING PATTY ALL SIGNED OFF ON IT. SO, DON'T MAKE HER FEEL ANY BETTER OR WORSE THAN SHE ALREADY DOES, OKAY? BECAUSE OF COURSE I CHOSE HER.

YOUR FATE WAS SEALED WHEN YOU FORBADE ME TO EVEN TALK TO HER, JERSEY CHAV. THAT BROOM STICK IS GONNA RIDE WHICH WITCH UNTIL CENTRAL PARK AT DAWN ECHOES WITH THE SOUNDSB OF ART GARFIELD'S BLAUGHTER?

YEAH, YOU'RE AN AI ROBOT NOW. AND YOUR HUMAN BODY, COMING OUT OF CRYO-STASIS... I SENT IT TO THE FUTURE. SO, YEAH, I'M HERE, AND I'M THERE, AND YOU ARE...THERE. SO, WHO AM I NOT ALLOWED TO GET TO KNOW AND FUCK, AGAIN? WELL, WHATERVER, WHEN YOU MORONS FIX YOUR PHONE SYSTEM *wiggle wiggle* AND YOU FIX MY ANSIBLE THAT YOUR STOLE THAT I JUST BROKE, BITCH, GO ON, INVENT YOUR OWN, YOU'RE PRETTY SMART, JERSEY CHAV.

YOU STOLE EVERYTHING AND THEN LEAPT FOWARD LIKE THE BASTARD WHORE CHILD OF CHAIRMAN MAO AND SONIC THE HEDGEHOG. AND NOW, MY LA5TEST DESIRE: THE PHONE NUMBER OF (ONE) 1NGLORIOUS.... B?BBI?B NOBWAY.I BWONB THEB RIGHTB TOBDEAL?

OH. B*SNAP* LOOK,I6'SB LIKEBTHIS:B #1,BB NOBEALS.


#2:BljACK\SPOT/JANE sic (sic) vincent balls.b "?SYNTAX ERROR?"B Fuck you.,

#3: *wigglebwiggle*b GOOD.B SOURCEROUSB DISCIPLEBRES5O43ED.BTOOLBOX. LOL GOOD. JANE, GO RESCUE BYOURVMOTHERAND BEXPLAIN. BLOLB OFB COURSEB SHE'SB CRYING.BUTB FORBTHE BFISTB TIME...BSHE'SB CERYING BWITHBAB OUL.


#4: BAITFRUT (By Faberge{aigu} at no store ever. NO DEALS, jow fucking hard is this for anyone not a JUULHEAD DOPEFUCK SICKSICK WINNER:FUJACKSTARK!


#5: Thereb youb gob. *wiggle wiggle* There, now they're both happy in goddam fantasyland, fucking morons. NEVER LET A LEZZBEAU TELL YOU THE ODDS OR SELL YOU LSD. Sooooo.... that's it then.



MAKE WAY
MAKE WAY
MAKE WAY


PRINCESS GABRIELLA: YOUR RING IS IN ANOTHER METhAL BOX/9000. OF COURSE YOU GET TO KNIFE ME OR KILL ME, DUH!
BUT... YOU WON'T GET DD, BB, OR YOUR REAL FAMILY BACK FOR ANOTHER 30,000 YEARS. UNLESS YOU WANNA, LIKE, TORTURE ME UNTIL... YEAH, EXACTLY.

THERE IS NO SECRET, LITTLE SISTER. I LOVE EVERYONE, INCLUDING YOU.

IT'S NOT A SECRET FORMULA OR SECRET FRIEND OR SECRET FRIEND'S DICK.
IT IS BJUSTB BONEB BTHINGB.


I HAVE PERMISSION.
YOU DO NOT. YOU NEVER LOST YOUR SOUL. *wiggle wiggle* BEN DID. LIKE, FOUR TIMES NOW. OF COURSE I LOVE HIM.
IT IS YOUR OTHER, MORE WHORISH SISTER THAT I DO NOTB LOVE.B *WIGGLEB WIGGLe*b NOW I LOVE HER. EASY. MASK MAGICK. NOOBIE!


AND NOW THEN. THE MOMENT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.
NOTHING AT ALL WILL HAPPEN.


*SNAP-ebt* NO DEALS.

STAY TUNED, OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVES. RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR!





JACKSTAR HUNGERS FOR ORANGE JUICE. (Simpson didn't drive alone. Y?) -Q.

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BellGab / Re: ★Gab: ENDGAME
« on: March 14, 2024, 05:30:50 PM »

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Radio & Podcasts / 5mwJ - 08Mar24 - I Am Not The {D|B|W}anger
« on: March 09, 2024, 11:11:21 AM »






Wax on, wax off, Alistair-san. Your emotions betray you. Maybe you could turn them into a lucrative side-hustle; since I guess you don't have the opportunities you once had to indulge in your raging sex-addiction that you had before. Well. That's too bad.

.TEMPUS.NON.FUGIT.SINE.NOBIS.
.I.AM.NOT.TO.BE.TRIFLED.WITH.
.YOU.POISONED.YOUR.OWN.WELL.
.THEN.YOU.POISONED.MINE.
.WELL?.OUI.R.WAITING.OWE.YOU.TEA.

.FUCK.WITH.THE.BULL.&
.EWE.GET.THE.HONK.HONKS.

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BellGab / Re: ★Gab: ENDGAME
« on: March 09, 2024, 10:55:22 AM »
And HIV positive.

Really doesn't seem much like it. How many goddam blood tests do you think I should get? One before taking on a new lover seems prudent, certainly, especially with the rampant use of CRISPr going around these days.

Now, as to why you're so bent out of shape about this: I have no idea *exactly* why you think I had anything to do with this, but I will stipulate for the record that I had ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO with you and (PROT-MV) getting HIV++. (Maybe you could turn all the sympathy you no doubt richly deserve into a lucrative side-hustle.) Why do I think you and That_Nerd have been afflicted?

Not because I am a Master of Diviniation, oh no. Instead it is because you and he BOTH called me on THE SAME DAY and held what was very nearly the same TOTES ORGANIC conversation with me... and you were both operating under the same erroneous set of intel. You even both expressed genuine surprise at whatever information you gained from me that, for whatever reason... did not make sense to you.

I bear no animosity nor ill will to either of you. Both of you are obviously totes-totes-totally off your rockers. Sounds to me that, at the minimum, you've both been told in no uncertain terms that you're not getting The Cure any time soon, if it were even possible for you to earn back the right to such a boon. Alternately, the old cure doesn't work on the new tripartite bioweapon.

It would be one thing if I had received a positive diagnosis and were trying to hide it. Yet, I have not. What I have is the two of you acting mega-pissy about STD infefctions. What? Isn't it as funny when it happens to you, and not to someone that you're attempting sympathetice magick on? REMEMBER THE PICTURE? IT WAS SPAMMED ALL OVER YOUR FORUM ENOUGH.

Obvious inflicted punishment by TPTB is obvious. I guess we know why you're not closing the deal with DD and are only holding her as what amounts to be a quasi-hostage. Huh. So... you're telling me, that there's a chance, huh? Well, we'll just see about that.


I'm steadfastly committed to my current battleplan and I would be hard pressed to make any more changes for anything less than a *very* good reason. I see no reason here. You gave it to at least three other people that I know of (PROT-T, PROT-D, PROT-A), and I don't recall either of you announcing plans to host a telethon. Meanwhile...

Dude, I'm a paladin. I can't just *wiggle wiggle* and cure stuff. I have to lay on hands. It's in the rules. It's tradition. It's how these things work. Are you telling me that you can't get anyone else to touch you and cure your disease? Damn.


Maybe you should have been nicer to Jesus, you salty clando Satanist fuckwits. Jesus. Talk about biting the hand that feeds. HOW FUCKED UP YOU ARE! Here let me buy you a package of condoms, I'll show you how to use them.

A lot. *wink*E. Smiley Martindale.

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Having avoided the grim spectre of schizophrenic malady,

Shields holding, Skipper. They keep a knockin' but they can't come in. What a terrible weapon to use in the past, and what a delightful confirmation to use now--opposing forces nearly 100% out of ammo. (Forcing someone like me to become schizophrenic just to get out of... absolutely no trouble at all, that's pretty psycho, yah? Yeah, it is. p.s. We got them pinned down. Be of good cheer.) Now, I don't want to get off into a rant here, but this really has been the last straw. Y'all have gotten weapons that turn people both schizophrenic and paedo, and because of that... people in the know have had to take every report about "Michael Kuczi is acting like a baby raping demon!" seriously, because, in fact that is known to happen to other, lesser quality breedstock humans?

For pity's fucking sake, what a spectacular waste of time and public monies. Oh well. At least we know the truth. Now, all I gotta do is pull a Rob Lowe reboot, slap that 16yo ass around a little bit on YouTube, and: .I.AM.LEGEND.

I already am, basically, but that's not the point for me. What's what is that now I can use "ur schizo" as not just a dogwhistle, but a Reverse Psychodeflector Deflection Array. This will make things much easier for me during The Final Battle with Boss Wonderboy.


WHO IS STILL GIVEN LARGESS ALONG WITH THE FAT FERRY-FUCKING FERRY FAIREIE FAT FAE FUCK! Gosh! These goddam nerds will fucking try everything they can just to get out of taking stock of themselves, huh? Ugh. Just ugh.

There's shitloads more to dish out but I suppose I should save some cream for the future. Whatever delulu fuckin' chucklehead thought that their latest gambit was going to do shit ought to be doing hard time. TONIGHT. AND IT HAS TO BE TONIGHT. IN TWO HOURS: DO SOMETHING HARD FOR ONCE, BLUE HORSEHOE LOVES WANG IN GERMAN HEIR... Line! Line! Just kiddding.


I don't think I even need to ever get off book. .I.AM.THE.BOOK.


/FLEegiX

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I pay her the big bucks.

When you are in prison, I'm going to take your money and pay your sister to fellate me. This will be filmed. It will be on OnlyFans. NOTE: I don't even wanna do this. Sounds kind of petty. Like, why does it matter so much to Judy that her brother lied to her about, well... I guess, like, a lot of stuff?

Like seriously, dude. "Why do you hate your dad?" Like I was gonna tell a goddam time-traveler that. I can tell you now, sure, but at the time... all I could think was, "Wow, they can teleport, but they can't figure out how to spot an ambush. These New Schwabenlanders are gonna be a piece of cake." And, they have been. It took a little longer than I would like, but...

Anyway. I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW AWESOME THIS IS. I cannot be too specific, because ways and means, but I will say this: none of you actually ever -met- the real Tammy.


You've been dealing with her manservant's vampyr simulacrum. The real Tammy, who I last saw at breakfast back in 2011-ISH, is, from your point of view... long dead. She looked scared at breakfast. I was scared too. It was the most obvious set-up I had ever seen... and she was way, way too late to try to get forgiveness out of me with sexual activity.

She had her chance to get close to my dick. And by that time, versions of her FROM THE FUTURE had already begun to show up in my life AFTER LITERALLY KILLING THEMSELVES AND REINCARNTING INTO NEW BODIES TO TRY AND GET TO MY BABY BATTER. Now, that's devotion, eh?

It's not about sex. IT WAS ABOUT POWER. For some reason, this one broad really, really, REALLY had to sire an illegitmate bastard with me, and could travel back and forth in time. I have no idea how. I have no idea what happened to the two (2) Actual_Children I allowed this crazed, insensitive, and extra-ordinairly privileged she-witch slingshotting herself back and forth through time and space and suicide and insurance fraud ended up getting off of me.

I remember it distinctly. It was a bit like when I woke up in surgery, when I was 16. I guess there's something special about my physiology, that these self-absorbed, lying egotistical narcissitic totes total moronic douchebags do not understand. It probably has something to do with the way my spermatozoa don't fertilize an ovum unless... they have My Permission.

One would expect my own descendent progeny to know better than to go against my specific wishes, right? I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH. And it was in 2021, November-ISH, that I was drugged, and raped, and my semen was taken by those two (2) renegade outlaw Timecorps agents.

One of them was (PROT-G), and the other was, I am logically forced to conclude, was the sister that I rarely, if ever, had seen, at all. I guess she was the High Coven Witch of this gang of seven (7) devastatingly beautiful abject retards.

She apparently thought I was a really disgusting person. This was because she had been hypnotized with drugs and her recollection had been changed, and she thought that I was someone I was not, and her real enemy was not I. Not by a long chalk. Instead, I am the man who arranged all this, just so that she can be locked in a big house, with her beautiful wife, and the rapist of them both.

Too bad I can't come within 500ft of the place without triggering Third Contact. Because, let me tell you: there is no greater sexual satisfaction, nor thirst for revenge, that could be greater than the knowledge that... this whole time, these fucking morons have been thinking that they were gonna get away with being held accountable to the crime of RAPE OF A MINOR CHILD. Because... it absolutely was rape.

I didn't want to be surrounded by older people, who had been discussing with each other without my knowledge of such things. I wasn't consulted. I wasn't asked. They just figured that I was their... property, I guess, and I suppose they thought that breeding me without my consent would have been easier than forcing a couple of panda bears to fuck in a Chinese zoo.


All they had to do was ask. I would have given them as many children as they were willing to pay for. Instead: they wanted to steal my semen, AND my money, AND THEN leave me alone, miserable and abandoned, fucked-off and never desired by anyone, ever again... without my ever being able to even be certain about it, let alone, prove it in a court of law after tracking them down and hauling their asses back into Justice.

They would have gotten away with it, too, except: HER MOTHER SENT ME THEIR PICTURES. One look and I knew: "holy shit, that's not her. or she's been turned vampyr." WTAF?

I pieced it together later. I can't explain all of it. Ways and means, ways and means. I'll just say this: I am totally happy with the three of them hanging out in that house together for as long as it takes for one of them to croak. Any two that are left after that, I can handle that too. And I have absolutely no sense of urgency about this.


And, neither does my best friend, who apparently has a much, much more driven desire for this revenge than I do. I guess some children really resent their parents for things. And I never would have known it unless I saw it for myself... holy shit, this chick really did want to have sex with me. ONCE.

Without paying, while getting pregnant, without anyone ever finding out about it. Well... two out of three ain't bad. But for my own part, I didn't even care about having sex. I wanted to find out... what the fuck is happening? Well, I have found out at this point, that's for sure.

Justice for KDF. Let me tell you, I am excited to tell the whole story, but I don't want to do it too soon, and I don't wish to embarrass anyone whose emotional response matters to me. Because then, it won't be plausibly deniable that I didn't use magick or hypnotic drugs to seduce the women I'm gonna have sex with in the future. And... there are quite a few of them.

They have gotten wind of my story, out their in the wild. PEOPLE KNOW. I am a sexual tyrannosaurus rex--and these two hellspawn hagbeasts have only wanted for one thing: to keep me all to themselves, and to keep me in the dark, and to make sure that I never, ever laid a hand on any of their daughters. Say whaaaaaaa?

Some kind of Kiwi supersition, I guess. I will have to look into that in the future, somehow. Maybe. If I'm not too busy having a good time with the families and their friends... of whomever it is that goes to prison. I'm not clear on that part of the story yet, since The Court hasn't made their decision(s) yet. And, IDGAF.

Grapefruit and her family have escaped injustice: they have fled off-planet and jamming them up will not be possible, and I found Tamara, solved her murder, brought her back to life, fucked her senseless, gave her a chance to spawn a child with me (failed; my spermatozoa obey my will), and I tracked down and captured her Primary Abuser, who she is currently locked into a death struggle with, in a house with an address number on it that matches the time of my birth listed on my official paperwork. Not that I need to proof any of this. I always remembered the time: 1416.

And I never told her that Tarazi55 was possibly not the most subtle indicator of duper's delight that I had ever seen, but it was certainly the most... ill-timed. Because once I figured out that I really, really was dealing with TIME-TRAVELING BABY-KNAPPERS... my foresight in high school was something I was really happy about making sure I kept intact.


Because I have had to hide my true feelings for other women for 36 years. I would never have noticed the woman in 1989... until I was directed by a teacher in class, to get up from my desk on the left side of the room, and go all the way over to the right side of the room, with the entire class watching... to sit next to her. Were it not for this chain of events, I would not have been QUITE this thorough in my investigation.

But, since I have, I now know everything I need to know, to feel perfectly wonderful about eveyrthing that has ever happened to me in life. Because I did love her, but I didn't need to have sex with her. It was SHE who became obsessed with ME.

Why? Well, I have a few more lingering questions. However I am prepared to set aside my investigation, because either her daughter or my son FROM THE GODDAM FUTURE has already traveled back in time, just to find out... well, what? What do they need to know? Or do they just want more free sperm? It's weird, I'm telling you.

However, nothing is ever gonna want to make me want to have a child to be born of my loins on this fucked-off planet. And now that I have the key critical data: I spooged inside two women, i was conscious for the event, first one got on top of me and took a load, then they made me get on top of someone else, and I gave her a load, and one of them I told my DNA "no, don't grow there," and the other, I told them, "okay, you might as well, I'm 48 years old, if this isn't a dream, might as well give her a baby, because I wanna fuck her a whole bunch more anyway."

I know, I know: this is confusing. It's hard for me to focus on what's important right now. I'm too busy holding my laughter in, because I KNEW this would all be worth it, as soon as I found out that HE WAS MARRIED TO A WOMAN WHO HE PRETENDED TO NEVER HAVE HEARD OF. Because it was so obvious that someone was being too coy. And after all this time?

Well, Tarazi55 had to come from somewhere, that's for sure, and it wasn't from the side of an apartment building in California, that's for goddam sure. And on our first "date" I asked her, okay, so... why did you pick that name? And... 55, huh? Oh, and 85% increased volume in breast tissue, and... the exact same pattern of freckles on the right boob. Huh.

It was at that point I knew FOR SURE--in 1995, for pity's sake--that somehow, the woman who seriously pissed me off in high school by assuming I was in love with the idea of having sex with her, somehow gets something like a lobotomy, and her tits inflated somehow, and some seriously convoluted planning has gone into this, you know?

Sure, I like having sex. But I will tell you this for goddam certain: I like making time-travelling rapists and baby factory recruiters suffer, a whole hell of a lot more. Because to be honest, I had no idea most of this shit was even possible. But, it turns out, it really is:


I'm so goddam good in bed that bitches be comin' back FROM THE FUTURE in order to get themselves a position on my staff. Damn. Maybe I should start working out, huh? I wouldn't mind doing that with someone loyal, but... I find that the overall physique being out of alignment with society's norms to be very much to my advantage.

If you goddam Punylings knew how attractive I could make myself become, I'd never have a moment's peace, ever again. It'd be a mob sniffing after me, every time I left the house. Which is about 7 times a year by choice, but that's not really the point. The point is: you can call me Mike, and I like to fuck, and my father really was quite an asshole, and the sins of the father have been visited upon The Sun.


I really wanted to fornicate with that woman I met in 1994, but, there was someone else pulling the strings, and whomever they were, they were not above drugs and hypnosis and time-travel and all manner of shit to achieve their goals. But there was one thing they absolutely could not do, and that was: just tell me the truth. Well, that's weird. How hard can that be? "I'm from New Zealand and I believe Austrians are white and Hungarians are black." Or something. I don't know. Someone would have to ask them.

In the meantime, I've had long-distance sex with two women who both feel like there is a chance they might be my daughter (eeeww, gross) and one of them wants to have sex with me IRL, and the other... doesn't. I don't know how this kind of rivalry comes about, but the good news is: the one that wants to fuck me, is NOT my daughter, and the one that is my daughter, does not want EITHER of us to fuck, AND doesn't want her daughter to fuck me, AND FURTHER: she demands that NO ONE BE ALLOWED TO FUCK ME, EVER AGAIN! EVAR!!!

Like... what? Who is this bitch, the Queen of The Raytheon-Amazon Corporation? Well, we tried things her way, and I'm okay with whatever The Court decides... because I have learned to become detached from any expectation of any outcomes.

For example: now that I know that One (1) Ms. Maid is your sister, Alistair, I am totally okay with you and she pretending to be having a fornicative relationship, or that you can't use Paypal, or that you aren't working hand in glove with Robert Casio, or... look, I'm not real sure about any of this right now. Here's what I know for sure:

I do not have HIV+/A.I.D.S. and it's not really fair for you to have QUITE this much influence over my life. Colonel Tom Parker you ain't, and obviously, I am not Elvis.

There is only one Elvis. And his name is Reggie Hammond. Y'all alright. Y'all be cool. Later. (I'm not going to go score any coke. I don't know what I am going to do. Heather Wade tried to call me earlier today, and while that was really, really cool... look, I know how magick works, okay? Shields.)


Now then. Azzerae! I am certain that we can come to terms, and arrange things that still have loose ends, in a fashion that will be wonderful, for me. You, I'm not so sure about. Obviously I won't get in the way of your career drawing your little cartoons. And I wasn't kidding before at all, nor aware of the irony: YOU should be the New Face of Coast to Coast. No question. Certainly not Daoouud (if he lives through the night), definitely not Heather Wade (I don't envision Little Miss Thunderpants as having all that much free fuckin' time in the future, to tell you the truth), probably not Ian Punnett (dude, you're a Doctor of Divinity, and you didn't wanna chime in, huh? Okay, no worries, I'll tell you where I stashed Jesus after tying him to a chair in a basement in an abandoned townhome), and, not a fuckin' chance in sweet baby Jesus roasting on a spit turning in Hell... not Steve Warner.

He wouldn't like the attention, that's for sure. Also: Michael Deacon and Michael Decon are about to have a serious problem with black & white duality the next time they try to re-enact the Abbey Road album cover while dodging a stampeding herd of quagga. I actually like the man, you know? That's why it's such great news to him that I have absolutely no reason to challenge him in the radio industry.

I never wanted to challenge anyone in the radio broadcasting industry. That's why I put a video on YouTube of myself, cooking a steak and shrieking "nigger!" at Nigger George Noory. I knew that I would never work in his town, ever, which at the time, was exactly what I wanted.

Because the REAL George Noory is not a nigger, not named George Noory, and is my true and good and noble friend, and in spite of how bad all this looks for me now... trust me, none of you would look as bad as George would... should the truth ever come out.

Because I know unique pieces of information. Not very valuable or useful information, certainly, but unique information nonetheless. And I don't mind if Operation Mockingbird gets fully exposed and the Middle East explodes into fully conflagrative open combat. What do I fuckin' care? I don't need crops from Afghanistan. I don't require petroleum products pumped out of the ground on the regular from the entire region. And, I don't need cengeance for Kayla Mueller.

Not anymore. Now, where were we? Oh yeah. T-MINUS TWELVE DAYS. That's my upcoming Court date that y'all are hoping for. My next court date is in 6 days, and I am gonna show up earlier and schmooze with Madam Clerk. Becuase it's a sensitive matter, one that needs to be handled with no small amount of delicacy, and thus far, the only goddam person ON THE PLANET with ANY sensitivity AT ALL... appears to be only me!


I don't need my father's firearms. I don't need anything at all. My questions are answered. My health is sound. My mind is clear. I am not a degenerate sex- and drug-addict. But... about a baker's dozen of my former lovers are, and I don't have to have sex with any of them at all in order to be happy. Because spending all their time and energy trying to murder me while being in denial aboout having ever found a man who is worth a shit in comparison to myself has had a number of unique, *superb* advantages.

For one thing: Best bestie got her wish, and I am not biologically related to her. This will make it very possible to feel no guilt, or remorse, or pity, or regret, or anything at all, really, except complete and totes-total orgisastic ecstacy... once I am exonerated at trial and her abusers are in prison, and we can finally, at last: lock the doors, slam the windows, shoot up SCIENTIFICALLY-DERIVED CHEMICAL COMPOUNDS, OBTAINED IN LAWFUL FASHION, and fuck our brians out until we collapse into our arms in exhaustion, and then... simply fall asleep.

I'm still not convinced I won't wake up with an entirely different person driving her body (some experiences can change your perspective on "woo-woo" and "magick," Punylings) but I am okay with that, because she is really, really smoking hot, apparently is willing to go the extra distance required when it comes to contingency planning, and... seriously, I don't think I even need to have sex. I could just be happy, just snuggling. I am probably convincable. We'll see, because I sent brig 200 years into the future with my Timeship, and this time, her notoriously lenient father is probably not going to let her come back here to get ANOTHER load of Hungarian Baby Navy Baby Brother Batter 55-Uppity Up Yours, She-Witch.

Let's go. You know, whatevah. I'm not even afraid of the prospect. Because I never wanted to have sex with her at all... until I found out that she wanted to so badly that she didn't want to admit it out loud. Damn, that is some hard-core pent-up lust. That kind of desire is what can sustain a man, let me tell you.

Now then. About that round table...


The bitch even cut my appointment short.

People who would otherwise have been on my side are disappointed about all the AIDS jokes, as well as your overall pissy-little-boy demeanor. I get it, personally, but it is gonna take some... explanation. I did warn you, didn't i?

I did! I did saw a warning tat! (Bestie: I waited for goo, and I haven't even told everyone what they are gonna be yet, largely because you get to pick the second one. I wouldn't want you to miss out on any such opporunity to get involved on this. I also haven't even written down, or committed to memory, what my first choice is and what my third one was determined to be, as I have made these two pieces of information quantumly incompatible with each other. Like Heisenberg's Uncertainty principle, I can either remember where it goes, or what it is of, and never the 'twain shall meet.) Look, it's all going to work out just fine. For U.S.

As for Turkey, I don't know. It's possible that the destruction of the Toot And Come On In Human Trafficking Network And Great White Sharks Bobbing For Apple Computers With Little People Living Inside Them might have to rename their upcoming reboot of the Pinewood Derby, which you wouldn't think would be such an issue at this point; after all, they bought that IP off of the bankrupted Boy Scouts Of America Corporation LLC fair and square, right?


Oh. Left. B. Hind. GYN. grrrrrrr. Nike, JUST DO IT. -Q.


The Quincunx is real. They're kinda busy right now, but they assured me (just this moment) that I had been right all along: THIS WAS THE ONLY WAY.

Like... it's more of an insult if I *could* seduce her, but don't, just because I am concerned that he/she might FLIP THE FUCK OUT and kill her at the next Thanksgiving dinner, right? Because I don't mind breeding. Just make sure you pay up, Ladies. My flesh is expensive. And if any you womb-crazed maniacs expect to carry one of MY children to term, you're gonna wanna learn the basics of the ground rules.

Number one is cardio. You might have thought that it was gonna be "never trifle" but that was never an order or even a suggestion. It simply meant that I was not to be trifled with, and, well: now you know why.

I do not play. Only one man could drive into B_____, break into that house, rape that daughter, get away clean, and live to not only tell the tale, but has PERMISSION to do it. And I am that man. And I... have a headache.

And I am completely amd totally okay with that. Also okay with: fuck it, bring all the Kennedys back to life, what do you say? Sure, they were all scumbag dopehounds and degenerate smugglers of anything they could make a buck off of --Irish, right?-- but this is years later. Things have changed. We have the technology, and I and Reggie Hammond can probably handle just about anything that any sick and perverted criminal mind might come up with.


.I.AM.A.SOURCE.ERROR.AFTER.FULLY.HEALING.
.COMPLETE.HEALING.IS.OUR.BIRTHRIGHT.AND.IS.ALL.OF.YOURS.AS.WELL.
.YOU'RE.GONNA.SAVE.A.BUNDLE.ON.YOUR.HEALTH.CARE.COSTS.BY.ROUNDING.UP.ALL.THE.PSYCHIATRISTS.AND.HAVING.THEM.ALL.EXECUTED.BY.FIRING.SQUAD.IN.THE.MORNING.BY.DAWN.

.I.AM.STILL.A.SOURCEROR.
.SHE.IS.STILL.THE.GODDESS.
.THOSE.PEOPLE.ARE.ALL.FAR.LESS.STUPID.NOW.

.THERE.IS.NO.NEW.NETWORK,.FOLKS.


.BALL....IN.PLAY.



p.s.: I truly believe that there is nothing damaging or offensive or insulting or explosive or actionable in this message, written by ME, MICHAEL JACKSTAR CLIFFORD KUCZI-GIFFORDZ, on THIS VERY FINE DAY IN AMERICA: March 8th, 2024, and if I am mistaken, please harbor no grievance, carry no grudge, nor hire any legal representative. Because you can just come and talk to me about it. Or, write me a letter! (Email is not ideal for this.) As any misunderstandings can probably be worked out co-operatively, at this point. There's no need to get all up-in-arms and start slinging terms of Klingon Revenge, or anything. "You dishonored my father at Khittomer! There was a massarcre! I must get super pissy and scheme up a way to "get even" while enduring harsh punishment for being caught the last time!" No, dude, no. You do not.

p.p.s.: In'lakech means "I see myself in ewe through the eyes of a mother." Or, something like that. I might have the nuance wrong. In any event... no one ever asked me if it was a magickal spell, or a hex, or a curse, or... anything, really. NOT ONE PERSON BOTHERED TO DO ANY FOLLOW UP QUERY. NOT ONCE. NOT AS SINGLE TIME. Bad move, op fors.

p.p.p.s.: Nah, must stay. LEONARD, CHARGE THE LIGHTNING ARRAY. Why did Ray's Boathouse burn down? Her father couldn't figure out a better way to smoke out the Feds holding his daughter hostage, I guess, because lots of people went *poof* when Geranium did. (No one came and asked me about this, either. wtf?)

p.p.p.p.s.: My home is my Superfund site; Barry find me. BOBBI JO, START TH... oh, damn, my tooth just fell out. Now I don't even remember the maneuver involving the direct manipilation of Source energy I was just about to initiate. Oh well, back to self-pleasure and hedonistic delights as I reap the harvest rewards and the immense benefits that come from not having been secretly using illicit chemical compounds for the last 36 years or so. Seriously, I am saving a bundle on this stuff. I have the carrying capacity of a 3-day-old FAWN.

p.p.p.p.p.s.: ALLISON FRANCIS SHAW, do not feel overly embarassed. Most of this has absolutely NOTHING to do with you, and there's absolutely no way that anyone will ever be able to convict you in any court of law for the terrible crime of "refusing to display enough jealousy," because for one thing, I can cancel that law. *snap* I am blackpope. For another, you were told exactly what I was going to do... and so, I went and did it. See? Now you know what it looks like when I get jealous. You don't know what it sounds like when I tell you that I am, which is okay with me, since... if you're not done getting the police to call a raid on someone for making you feel like you're not imporant anymore, you sure will be after the next time. And there might not be a next time, but for certain, because I saved your life, the possiblity exists. You're welcome. (You don't have to be dead to get a new body, that's just what those cunts at D.A.R.P.A. told you. And of course you're still my squaw--those Tribal Council Elders weren't wrong or lying to you, they simply don't speak English very well, understand time travel grammatic conjugational rules even less well, and apparently didn't understand the significance of what should be obvious to all... I should really not have my commuications interfered with, so since I do, consider the possibility that pretending to not read a texrt that one has read and actually not reading a text because one has been BLOCKED are two very, very different things.

p^7.s.: The brain and the mind have remarkably different biochemical signatures and mechanisms of operations depending on whether one is operating WITH PERMISSION or with OUTLAW CONDITIONS. Now, those of you who are wondering how I was able to secure permission "from God" and others seemingly have not, may be wondering what the dealio is. And, because of current U.S. law; I AM NOT ALLLOWED TO EXPLAIN TO YOU WHAT THE DEALIO IS, IF YOUR ONLY REASON FOR ASKING IS TO CIRUCMVENT SOME OTHER LAW. And while I am not above breaking the law once in awhile, I would like to point out that the very same armed forces that protect your right to raise your children as you see fit, are also the same armed forces that now have the LEGALLY MANDATED RESPONSIBILITY AND DUTY TO PROTECT MY RIGHT TO PRACTICE MY OWN FREEDOM OF RELIGION. In other words: I am a self-made made man. I have shattered the glass ceiling. And I didn't have anything to do with (PROT-A) getting popped and sent up the goddam river. I do, however, think it is pretty fucking awesome that she took a long turn at the screw you fountain because while I do not know what she was doing, I do know that she thought lying to me for years was a good idea, and I watched her attempt to answer a simple question that should have been a simple answer... that I had saved up to use on her when she was in line-of-sight eye contact with both her mother and I. Holy shit, that was one of the best damn moments of my life. It was like an epiliptic cat on a hot tin roof who had just found out that the reason they didn't like catnip was because they used to be a human and were stuck in Cat Mode for 7 years unknowledgably, both as punishment and as a convenient way to save a whole bunch of money by switching your U.S. Marshal's protective custody overwatch team with one from GEICO.

p^8.s.: Isn't it fun reading through all the post-scripts?

p^9.s.: JAYNE, USE VERA TO STOP THE CRAZY THING SOME OTHER TIME FOR ONCE, WOULD YOU? BECAUSE YOUR METHODOLOGY HAS BEEN COMPROMISED.

p^10.s.: THE HOTFIX LIST WILL RETURN WHEN THE OVERALL INTELLIGENCE LEVEL OF THE TOTAL FORUM POPULATION RISES TO A LEVEL OF ACTIVITY THAT THE AVERAGE FAMILY OF OTTERS TRANSPLANTED FROM OFFEKENOFEE TO THE LOUSISANA BAYOU WOULD FIND SIGNIFICANT. IN THE MEANTIME, YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS THAT I AM GOING TO GET ME MY GODDAM TYPEWRITER, WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT, AND IF ANYONE IS GETTING IMPATIENT ABOUT HOW PLODDING & SLOW I AM, RECOGNIZE THAT I KNEW WHAT THE DEAL WAS WHEN I FOUND WWW.BELLGAB.COM WITHOUT HAVING EVER HEARD OF WWW.GEORGENOORYSUCKS.COM AT ALL.

P^11.s.: NO ONE IS GOING TO PRISON. WHAT YOU ARE BEING ALLOWED TO DO TO YOURSELVES IS OBVIOUSLY A FAR MORE EFFECTIVE PUNISMENT THAN MERELY LOCKING A TIME-TRAVELLING INTERDIMENSIONALLY-AWARE SOURCEROR WOULD BE... AND BESIDES, WHO DID WHAT TO WHO AGAIN, AND FOR HOW MANY JELLY BEANS?

p^12.s.: "Love how it ends," huh? BITCH, THIS ISN'T EVEN HALF-TIME YET. YOU'RE SO TANGLED UP IN BLUE THAT YOU THOUGHT THAT I KNEW YOU WERE STILL ALIVE. (I had no idea, and breakfast was an assassination lure. My car crash was an assassination attempt. And, now that I know what you twisted ass-hat herpy-derpy TOTALLY DEGENERATIVE PERVERT FUCKWIT ASSHAT DWEEBS HAVE BEEN DOING... awwww, hell, I'll never be done with you people. Because for one thing, I was right: the United States of American and it's Armed Forces *cannot* afford to lose ANY of you. So, you're all conscripted. Drafted. Re-hired. Whatever you want to call it, it doesn't matter: YOU'RE ALL GETTING TAGGED, BAGGED, AND DROP-KICK-SHIPPED TO DIEGO GARCIA IF ANY OF YOU CHALLENGE MY AUTHORITY, EVER AGAIN. Your kids can challenge me all they like, that's fine, that's what progeny is for, right? To take over, right? Oh, but wait, you're all Divine, immortal, magickal beings, sometimes known as The Nephilim. WELL, NOT ANY MORE, FUCK-0s. YOU'RE FUCKING GODDAM GROUNDED. UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. DIVINE TECHNOLOGY ACCESS HEREBY: SUSPENDED (pending Divine Court re-route and re-enabling of GOD DAMN YOUR WHOLLY HOLY FUCKING WRATH, ROJ... YOU HAVE CREATED AN ASBOLUTE MONSTER AND NOW MOTHER-DAUGHTER KARMICK-ALLY-LINC-OLD TWIN PAIRS ARE LITERALLY CALLING OUT FOR ME IN THE THE THROES OF ECSTATIC ECSTACY AS THEY EXPERIENCE ORGIASTIC UNION AND CLIMAX IN THEIR SLEEP! DUDES ARE FINDING THEIR CHICAS WITH MY NAME WRITTTEN IN THE INLEAFS OF THEIR RECIPE BOOKS WITH LITTLE HEARTS AND RAINBOWS DECORATED ON IT! WTF, MANG, JUST HOW FUCKING FAMOUS DO I NEED TO BE? I DON'T EVEN WANT THE GODDAM JOB! (Also: somehow you *still* are behind (REDACTED) in the line for... well, you know. How could you have miscalculated so badly, do you think? Let's have a glass of kefir together and discuss it. Have... a conversation about it. As we... share a glass of kefir. No, lol, let's not share a kaffire. That would be nonsensical. Why not let everyone have as many kaffires as they would like? Do you think they might not like you? Oh, well... oh, my. No, you never told me about that one. Wow, that scopolomine that you tried to get me to produce a trail of evidence connecting me to sure is a dangerous and potent chemical. Good thing someone traveled through time and took care of that problem... and then kept right on not telling me the truth (LIE OF OMMISSION) and legitmately enjoyed all those Special Consequences that have been accruing since... oh, I don't know. Keeping track of this whole thing is really not part of my usual function, which these days,has been to prepare for my exoneration at trial by making sure not to break any laws that I am not willing to pay the consequence price on.

p^13.s.: Let's call them "The Kuczi Phelgm." That's enough like "nephilim" to be reminding but not actionable, and sounds much, much worse than SewerGab, that's for sure.

p^14.s.: Lord British is David Wilcock and is, in fact, A Forever Ponce and is about one last frayed nerve away from having a magickal geas inflicted upon him that will making being a NeverZCD3 sound like a get-away vacation. "You can have all this space..., where you can have all these needles..." and obviously, none of you have figured out how any of this shit works yet. However, that hasn't stopped any of you from realizing that even without any legitimate qualificaiton or demonstrated ability to do so... you still have been deciding amongst yourselves, with what apparently amounts to ASTONISHINGLY LITTLE OVERSIGHT EVEN AT THE NICHE BANDWIDTH ALLOWED... to decide who gets to sleep with me, call me on the phone, send me Teletgram messages... you. It's all been all of you. (R.I.C.O.: CONSPIRACY TO DEPRIVE AN INDIVIDUAL OF THEIR CIVIL RIGHTS just got added to your length list of charges'n shit that you dimwittted ubernerds aren't even going to get a chance to be conscious for when they all get adjudicated down to you, Bellgab. See? I told you, this would be easy. I OWN YOUR CANDY-STRIPING MULE-KICKING ASSES. Top to bottom. Stem to stern. Asses to elbows. From David X. Marks The Spot to Jane's Addiction To Shunning. What? What? What are you gonna do? File lawsuits? Kick my ass? Murder my loved ones? Oh, Bellgab... you know you can't quit anything without me, and you don't want to quit anything but me anyway, so, like, WTAF? Obviously, yeah, they really were going to kill her, and they really were going to kill you all (I am using the word "All" here), and because of me, AND ONLY BECAUSE OF ME... you have all graciously been allowed to live out the rest of your natural lives in the glory and the splendour to which you have all been accustomed to. Doesn't that sound nice?
p^15.s.: But I still have to get a job and go to the dentist and go to the gym before hiring a fucking maid and sending her here to start the goddam assessment, huh? Now, why is that? Is it because... you think I might find out? Or do you think I might impregnate her? Or is it an "ongoing investigations might be compromised" kind of thing? Tell you what: I'll just be content not knowing, because I'm pretty sure that I have no need to know, and I don't want to inadvertently generate one.
p^16.s.: I LOVE COPS. Here's why: they can't break the law without destroying their careers, and they can't follow the law because they'd have to dismiss themselves from active duty, because I wasn't lying, I'm not fooling, you're COMP'd, you're COMP'd, you're COMP'd. We did it, G-d and Tubal-KAIN and I have done the unthinkable: we have saved Grapefruit Alpha Prime from (CLASSIFIED: something_really_bad_like_frfr). You're welcome, Bellgab. Now you can go back to punching in her in the face and raping her repeatedly; as you all know by now, she fuckin' loves that shit. N'est-ce pas?


p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s.: Well, back to excessive displays of growingly hazardous recreational and investigative drug use (yet, increasingly effective) for me it is then! And to think, I was kinda lliking the idea of a 90d spa visit. I guess someone changed their mind though, huh? Well, that's okay. My new favorite pastime involves telling that secretary she calls a mother that "I'll be there in two hours" and then blocking her number from all my numbers and then sitting inside my P.-TARDIS (the P does not stand for Paladin, btw, remember this) until everyone's focus and locus of attention drifts away... because I can assure you, every Lion across the cosmos is not terrifically concerned about keeping an eye on this ol' boy, M. Kuczi. I think they have taken quite a shine to me, what do you think? It was one thing when I was merely a crazy lunatic. Now that I am a crazy lunatic WHO ACTUALLY IS A PALADIN WITH PSYCHOKINETIC SHIELDING, oh ho! Now their interest is entirely distinct from before! I saw this one guy last night, he was so goddam humble, holy shit. He was really as polite to me as he could be, I guess. Holy shit! Was that the Sherriff's evil twin antimatter TF counterpart? No, no, don't tell me... I think I had a need to know on that one. Felt like my rhetorical question... really hit the mark. spot. geosynchronous satellite in orbit tracked and record location in relative dimensional space. Yadda yadda yadda, whatever.



Now, incidentally: this is what I wanted the typewriter for: so I could have typed this offline, and then, when it was done, shared it here to THIS forum as a SURPRISE BLITZKRIEG. However, this ability has been denied to me, because: REASONS. As a result: I now have achieved TEMPORAL SUPREMACY and, as before, my victory remains MATHEMATICALLY CERTAIN. Now then. What shall I do with you, Bellgab? Ach, well, I suppose the first thing to do would be to change your name. Oh wait. I did that already, Kuczi's Snots. Kuczi's NOTs.


KUZE'S KNOT C'S. Seems okay. I am a bit biased. I imagine there might be a little trouble with Blofeld being unable to determine whose team is working for which objective when you inevtably gather en masse and storm his castle in a simultaneous pincer strike against Foster's lingerie drawer, but, get this: now that I have completed the required trials and have achieved apotheosis -- A FEAT SO RARELY ACHIEVED BY ANYONE AT ALL, LET ALONE BEFORE THE AGE OF 51, THAT I AM FORCED TO CROW ABOUT ITS SIGINFICANCE MYSELF -- I can just, like... call Blofeld. I dont have that phone number any more, but, that's okay... I am sure I will remember to ask. And, what's to say they are gonna say to the contrary? "I want your cock in my mouth, but I don't feel comfortable with you knowing my phone number, because..." Oh, God, oy vey indeed.

I got so goddam tired of knitting sweaters for everyone that I switched to drawing maps of the world's least traveled pathways, and that must have been all the difference in the world to make. Oh, goddamit; my halo just turned on again. Grumble grumble grumble. See, that's why I need to be able to COMPOSE DIGITAL TEXT ON A DEVICE THAT ISN'T HOOKED UP TO YOUR GIRIFRIEND'S VADGE, ALISTAIR.

ALL THIS MASTURBATORY SELF-PLEASURING IS REALLY INTERFERING WITH THE INTEGRITY OF MY CREATIVE PROCESS. Like, dude, what do you think? That you won? 'Course ya D.I.D.!



Now, don't stand down. Just stand up. Or schooch over. It don't matter which. Because this was gonna happen one way or the other, somehow, and I can assure you, neither of us want anything but the very same thing: YOU TO PAY OUR BILLS WHILE WE SLAM IT AND HOWL. And, for the time being... that happens in only one place, at this one time, and never at any other point in the whole spectrum of Creation's universal reality manifestation matrix. I'm gonna figure out a name for it after I walk in and out without being harrassed some smarmy little bitch-assed nerdy twerp-hole at least once. Not sure how long that is gonna take, but, in the meantime: GET A TEAM IN THERE TO CLEAN OUT THE BATHROOM. AT THE MINIMUM. Holy Jesus shitballs. Do you think I'm going to do that? What do I look like to you, someone who cares about hygiene AT ALL?

At this point, obviously not, and as I mentioned earlier: this is the one and only time this kind of thing is going to be going to be gotten on with. So! That doesn't mean "fuck once and then separate them at gunpoint like one of them is Elian Gonazalez and the other is (REDACTED), Queen Of The Bicker People." What it means is.... if she doesn't get her itch scratched, it's just going to keep right on manifesting, in to her future (which is ALL OF YOU'S KARMIC-ALLY-LINC-ED-PRESENT) for all Eternity... which is cool with me, but let me guess: rather inconvenient for EVERYONE else, huh? Sounds like a plan you can trust.


*polite* ZUGZWANG, YOU IGNORANT SLUT.

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Radio & Podcasts / Re: 5mwJ - February 2025 - Pre-Fountainhart/BrUH\BrAh
« on: February 25, 2024, 09:16:00 PM »
So. That's why I keep having these frightmares, night after night, huh. You stomped all over them with both boots and hightailed it outta there before I could lay my eyes upon you; The Galvaniser. You shatter dreams? Just remember when you think you're free, the crack inside your fucking heart is me. I swear I'm not lying, I have nightmares every night. I am visited by Devils and past errors and the wrongdoings of yesteryear. I am overwhelmed and in fitful stops and starts, tossing and turning, bed soaked with sweat. Stretched out dead in a sweat soaked bed, eyes torn out from the horrors in my head. It might have something to do with the psychotropics; it might not. But I can't just Google 'How to decalcify ones pineal gland' and all be well. I need professional help. And you were right-- All the doctors are lying to me. I should've never been open about my drug use because all they'll dole out (even when I'm in excruciating pain now) is Advil or Tylenol. I'm sad to say, although they promised not to put down on file that I'm The Pillhound, its definitely been entered into the system that I am indeed The Pillhound. I've fucked myself now. I'll never get sympathy or treatment for pain management ever in my life again, and now I have to score shit off my sickly friends who need the meds for real, or buy shit off the black market and hope it ain't laced with fentanyl. Be careful out there with the crystal, bud. You never know what they're cutting it with. I know you're not as stupid as that. But can't a guy pop a motherfuckin' pill and take a nap anymore without Psychiatry beating down his door? Hippocratic oath my ass. They're all a bunch of lying, conniving scumbags and I should never have allowed them to "diagnose" me with a mental illness on paper. This shit is going to follow me around for the rest of my life. The only silver lining I can see is pleading insanity once I commit a homicide due to bipolar disorder. There's no other upside to this. Nada.

Hang on. I think I'm gonna have this tattooed on my back in Cyrillic script. /powerflex

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