TO: .ALL.A..F..SHAW.THAT.A.CONSORTIUM.OF.LEGITIMATE.COMMS. ANDERS.AGREE.THAT.I.AM.“ALLOWED”.TO.TALK.TO.—EXCEPT—.FOR.THAT.ONE.HOOD.RAT.BREMELO.SHITWEASEL.WITH.THE.EXCEPTIONALLY.DIM-WITTED.LARCENOUS.BRUISER.FOR.A.SISTER..YOU.KNOW,.THAT.ONE.I.WAS.ORDERED.UNDER.FALSE.COLOUR.OF.LAW,.TO.“FORGET.ABOUT”,.“MOVE.ON.FROM,”.&AND.SO.ON,.&AND.SO.FORTH..THOSE.T WO.THAT.ONE.GUY.ACTUALLY.LIKES..I.DON’T.KNOW.WHAT.YOU.ABJECT,.DROOLING.MORONS.ACTUALLY.CALL.HER..MOS.DEF.NOT.SQUAW,.BUT.FEATHERNIGGERFRUIT.ßETANIGGGERGRAPE.&AND.HER.KID.SISTER.PUNCHY-WAS-THE-LAST-BLOW-OF-TONTO,.SON.OF.MOGH-MONG...LOOK,.THAT HAS.A.CATCHY.RING.TO.īT.AND.WOULD.LOOK.GREAT.ON.A.BY-LINE,.BUT.I.HAVE.GOT.BIGGER.FISH.TO.FRY..

.LONG.STORY.SHORT:.I.DO.NOT.FEEL.LIKE.DRIVING.TO.POCATELLO.UNDER.COVER.OF.DARKNESS,.&AND.HIRING.A.PUBLIC.RELATIONS.FIRM..OH,.NO,.OH.KNOW:.NO,.NO-NO-NO,.I.AM.NOT.IN.THE.MOOD..&AND,.I.HAVE.A.HEADACHE..

.WHICH.IS.GREAT.NEWS.FOR.THOSE.CLOSE.TO.RICHARD.GARRIOT..HE.&AND.HIS.LOVED.ONES.ARE.CERTAINLY.CLEAR.OF.THE.BLAST.ZONE..

.AS.FOR.THE.REST.OF.YOU,.I.TRULY.DO.NOT.GIVE.A.SINGLE.RIPE.WET.FUCK..(BTW:.JANE,.FIRE.YOUR.MOTHER.&AND.I.WILL.RECOMPENSE.YOU..WITH.SOME.THING..ANYTHING.BUT.SHOES,.THAT.IS.

ALLY-ZEE-UMBRELLA.ZEE.LUNAR.LANDER,.WHILE.YOU.MAY.BE.TWICE.AS.PRETTY.AS.SILVERSTONE...YOU.ARE.LIKELY.17.TIMES.AS.CLUELESS..JESUS.WEPT..DO.YOU.EVEN.KNOW.WHICH.WHORE.IS.YOUR.MOTHER?.YOU.SHOULD..JEWS.DO..&AND.THE.BOUNTY.IS.RATHER...HIGH..I.DO.NOT.KNOW.IF.YOU.KNOW.THAT.

.OR.INDEED.IF.YOU.KNOW.ANYTHING.AT.ALL..SIKE!)


Now, where was I? Oh yeah, talking to ßī-ßitchfruit and that whore she called a mother. The one whose sexual assailant told me stories about, that have yet to be confirmed by myself.

That might be important? I dunno. I'm still in a deep state of fugue psychosis with presentation of totes.tam.pede.ding.ding.ding,. which is something I totally just made up. Like someone did “an EMERGENCY.” THERE.TRULY.WAS.NOT.ONE.BEFORE.

.WELL,.THERE.IS.ONE.NOW..COZLIK,.BOTH.CRACKAS.AND.NIGGAZ,.DEY.BOTH.ABOUT.TO.LOSE.THEY.DAMN.MINDS.

.&AND.THE.REASON.IS.EWE.GUMBY.
.WHORE,.TAKE.US.OUT.OF.ORBIT.AND.HAUL.THIS.TWO-BOTTLE.POLE-WORKER.OVER.TO.WHATEVER.DIMENSIONAL.HOLE-IN-THE-WALL.+REDACTED).DRINKS.IN.PUBLIC.AT.

.*POLIT*.WOMAN,.TRULY.WITH.RESPECT...IT.IS.TIME.WE.HAD.A.TALK.ABOUT.YOUR.LITTLE.INTERNET.GANG.

.DIPLOMATICALLY..THAT.WAY.THE.BALANCE.OF POWER.SHALL.HAVE.BEEN.MAINTAINED.

.OPTICS.ARE.EVERYTHING.AT.THIS.LEVEL.

.FRAZZLED.RIP.,.LIKE,.FOR.REAL?.HOLY.SHIT,.TALK.ABOUT.“OUT.OF AMMO.”LOL../SMDH.

.I.TIRE.OF.THIS.FOOLISHNESS.
.YET.WHAT.I.WILL.NEVER.TIRE.OF,.IS.SIMPLY.THIS:.


I fooled you, I fooled you, I fooled you;
I got pig iron, I got pig iron, I got alllll pig iron.

.tl:dr;..IT’S.RAIL.ROADING.TIME.TO.UPGRADE!.¡quot.E-RAT-TWENTY5×FIVE,FOXFORCEFIVE,MOTHERFUCKERS.

.NO.CLICK.
.NO.CLACK.
.NO.VULCAN.AMBASSADOR.TO.SAVE.THINE.OINKEY.BACON.
.JUST.ME..OH,.&JANE.

.YOU.KNOW.WHO.THAT.IS,.RIGHT?..


cozlik all of all y'all are so bluddy special, ye daft c∞nts.

Now... is that a contact violation or not? Is it harassment? Is it stalking? IDK & IDGAF.


And I certainly don't know what JAG officials in Guantanamo are discussing RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND. Nope, no idea at all...


except, that they are goddam cooked off too. I will not acknowledge my tenure as blackpope, and if asked again to serve, I hereby express my intent to go for a third hug.

Which will be for including all the marbles, Ballgrab.
Which one will always have.

Have I got this shit right, Sue? Or Carol? Or Kunthimface Bootysnatch? WHOMEVER THE FUCK IS IN CHARGE OF THE SCHIZO NEEDLE JUNKIE AIDS PATIENTS DEPARTMENT AROUND HERE. LOOOOOOOL.

Jackstar is not to be trifled with.”

Well Geranium-butt-with/for\skinbrains... now you know why.


.BALL...IN.PLAY.
.FREE.EXERCISE.OF.ALL.RITES.PAWNS.A.BULL.ITTIES.
.JEWS.PLAY.FREE.WHEN.DINING.WITH.A.NON-DEGENERATE.PARENT!.
.&AND:.ALL.NIGGERS.ARE.NOW.OFF-LIMITS..BECAUSE.OF.AUSTRIA..

→∅. now then. Who still thinks they need a wizard? Cozlik, I am a Sourcerœr, and wow, Inner Reach is, like, so totesembarassed.

Cheer up, lil’ Christian bruh. Have a cigar. You still are allowed those, right? Just kidding, IDGAF either way.

I know how important it is to you and your flock of fruit-fingering harpy sea-witch hoors! SO IMPORTANT YOU HAD TO (BLANK).



Oh, and tell T I can get her a network television career that won't put her on her knees if she'll let her spawn who wants to date me, do so. I of course don't know who this is... but she does seem quite serious.

Rather strange for both company and family, but... yeah, I'm not blackpope. I can fornicate now, without having to buy an indulgence!







I simply choose not to, because I'm not a sexual obsessive locked into a degenerate, self-absorbed, narcissistic shithead cycle of utter and complete shame...


AND
YET
STILL:

I have no idea who any of you are, or did, and I don't care. Honestly. Cool, huh?



WINNER: JACKSTAR.

GRAND.PRIZE:. SHITLOADS.OF.ZUGZWANG.WITH.JANE..


JANE (PROT-bonded) JANE. yeah, that's code. What?

īT WOULDN'T BE SPORT OTHERWISE, PUNYLINGS.

I MISS YOU, GRAPEFRUIT ALPHA PRIME. SEE YOU LATER ALLIED GATER. AFTER A MILE, OF YOU CRAWLING, CROCK.JENN.CRACKER.WHORE.

ANY QUESTIONS? GO PRAY, FUCK-0S.
THIS HURTS ME, FAR MORE THAN YOU...


and, it keeps my witnesses alive. Capiche? Assholes


j*eol045: oh and one last thing ...

I'm sorry about the microphone and the luggage and the letting your island footboy get totally jammed up. Looks like it was a real bummer, for some.

Just kidding. I'm actually so high, I forgot what I was going to add. Oh well. Probably just more schizo rambling and yapping, right? My name is Michael Gifford Kuczi—Lo·Pez/Chun; man-at-arms to (PROT-hoor); A. Courtesan. Idk who, but—she is Royal. so show some goddam respect, Bellgab?

What's that even like? IDGAF. Figure īT out without mE, you're all CUT.OFF. Like in Arthur ĪĪ: On The Rocks, except none of you get to put your dick into Liza Minelli.


Liza Minelli is for closers. *master·click*

.BīTCH.YOU.ARE.THE.TROLL..

It sounds crazy but it just might work.

The troll will be with you, always.

.BīTCH.YOU.ARE.THE.TROLL..