"Hey Roz,.." or Questions for Roswell's, Art thread

[pate]

I suppose it could also be called "Ask Roz/Roswell's Art Anything," but I would not presume to be so bold.

I have a great many questions to ask Roz, hopefully some will be answered.

I will begin with this one:

Hey Roz,
If you were me, would you:  Go for a Bachelor's of Science in Botany or finish that Chef's Apprenticeship thing I started like a million years ago?
TIA
-pate

[Walks_At_Night]

Roz,

There was a time that Billy Squier was as hot as fire. Then the video below happened and his career was never quite the same. That much is certainly true - some say this video damaged his brand irrevocably.  What say you?
 

[Master Trollda]

Roz,

There was a time that Billy Squier was as hot as fire. Then the video below happened and his career was never quite the same. That much is certainly true - some say this video damaged his brand irrevocably.  What say you?
 

Squier himself apparently believes this. By today’s standards he should be worshiped by the woke for sacrificing his own career to let a fag gay up his image and insert leftist ideology into his video. A true hero.

[Roswells, Art]

I suppose it could also be called "Ask Roz/Roswell's Art Anything," but I would not presume to be so bold.

I have a great many questions to ask Roz, hopefully some will be answered.

I will begin with this one:

Hey Roz,
If you were me, would you:  Go for a Bachelor's of Science in Botany or finish that Chef's Apprenticeship thing I started like a million years ago?
TIA
-pate

Botany, for sure. Working in a kitchen kind of sucks.

Unless I needed an actual degree I would forego the overpriced tuition, choose an institution with the best reputation for that particular field of study, look at the syllabus and self-study all the classes by buying the used textbooks for those classes and lab ware and supplement with lectures that have been posted to youtube. Also, many ivy league schools offer free courses online so I'd take advantage of that.

Botany sounds cool, maybe I'll do it with you, haha.

[K_Dubb]

Dear Roz,

I am thinking of vegan peanut butter trump cookies, can I dye them orange or will people just think they are gross pumpkin?

[Roswells, Art]

Roz,

There was a time that Billy Squier was as hot as fire. Then the video below happened and his career was never quite the same. That much is certainly true - some say this video damaged his brand irrevocably.  What say you?
 

Uuuummmm...I think Director Kenny Ortega might be a troll. Maybe we have finally discovered Six Week Tenure's real name...or Open Lines Gary's.

[Roswells, Art]

Dear Roz,

I am thinking of vegan peanut butter trump cookies, can I dye them orange or will people just think they are gross pumpkin?

Go ahead and dye them orange. They shouldn't assume your cookies flavor.

[K_Dubb]

Go ahead and dye them orange. They shouldn't assume your cookies flavor.

GOOD ANSWER! 

[Walks_At_Night]

Uuuummmm...I think Director Kenny Ortega might be a troll. Maybe we have finally discovered Six Week Tenure's real name...or Open Lines Gary's.

See? This is why this thread is a great thing.  I would never have considered a Squier - Sendaverese connection.

BTW - I'll assume that you have not keeping up with developments in the Sendaverse. There was some tragic news - Senda lost all his upper teeth in an unfortunate iPad incident. The Swiss Army Incisor is no more. Very sad. Other than that things, are pretty much as they were - high interest advances on his stimulus, plans to rent a U-Haul to take his dirty laundry to the laundromat, etc. Same old, same old.

[Roswells, Art]

See? This is why this thread is a great thing.  I would never have considered a Squier - Sendaverese connection.

BTW - I'll assume that you have not keeping up with developments in the Sendaverse. There was some tragic news - Senda lost all his upper teeth in an unfortunate iPad incident. The Swiss Army Incisor is no more.

How?! I'm guessing it had something to do with his ipad, 3d glasses, and gay porn.

Other than that things, are pretty much as they were - high interest advances on his stimulus, plans to rent a U-Haul to take his dirty laundry to the laundromat, etc. Same old, same old.

Actually, I have been keeping up, I hate to admit. I can't look away. I see Bart, planning for the inevitable and trying to stay relevant, post videos of other Falkie-like beings, hoping it will keep the thread going after Falkie stops vlogging, but none of them have the X factor that Falkie has.

I should sub to his channel so I can catch the next live stream. I have some diet tips I am sure he would appreciate.

[pate]

Dear Roz,

I am thinking of vegan peanut butter trump cookies, can I dye them orange or will people just think they are gross pumpkin?

Go ahead and dye them orange. They shouldn't assume your cookies flavor.

GOOD ANSWER! 

I object to the use of dye in a Vegan Peanut Butter Trump Cookie, however sweet & crispy they may be.  Perhaps in lieu of artificial dye an appropriate organic butter-substitute may be used that is orange.  Is there such a thing as Orange or Apricot Butter (like Apple Butter)?

Apogees, Roz:  not to dispute your Authority as Answerer of all Questions in this thread:  I felt the need to use the Socratic Method in order to extract myself from the moral quandry posed by your initial response.

Thank you In Advance!

[pate]

...I would never have considered a Squier - Sendaverese connection...

#MeToo

I had a feeling Roz would be a sort of Delphic Oracle.  +19.5!

@Roz:  I always thought that song was Robert Plant for some reason, does that make me weird?

[pate]

Botany, for sure. Working in a kitchen kind of sucks.

Unless I needed an actual degree I would forego the overpriced tuition, choose an institution with the best reputation for that particular field of study, look at the syllabus and self-study all the classes by buying the used textbooks for those classes and lab ware and supplement with lectures that have been posted to youtube. Also, many ivy league schools offer free courses online so I'd take advantage of that.

Botany sounds cool, maybe I'll do it with you, haha.

To be honest, there is no need for "an actual degree," any/all degrees are going to be "feathers for the cap."  I am greedily trying to use up my GI Bill benefits before they run out.  So the price of tuition isn't really a factor, as a Proud Missourian there is the "Missouri Returning Heroes Act" ($50/credit hour, runs out 10 years after Honorable Discharge;  2024? eye think) & as a Title 10(?) Veteran of the Armed Services the "Post-9/11 GI Bill" (60%; runs out 15 years after Honorable Discharge, 2029? eye think).

I will have to look into a B.S./Botany in the KC area.  I doubt KC Art Institute offers such a thing;  but Avila, Park University, UMKC or some other local one might.  Forget Rockhurst, their high school taught me to hate Jesuits.

Anyhow, I have until the end of the summer semester where I get my ASSociate of Arts knocked out to think about all that.

There are some Applied Science Agriculturial degree programs in the area:  Kansas (spit) State University is probably the closest... ugh.

So this all leads me to another question: 

Hey Roz,
Do you think a Bachelor of Science - Botany or some sort of Bachelor of Applied Science - Agriculture would be better for my goof-ball "dream" restaurant?
-pate

I am thinking the "puff-piece" local news copy free advertising for the hard/soft open on that angle.









 

[Roswells, Art]

I object to the use of dye in a Vegan Peanut Butter Trump Cookie, however sweet & crispy they may be.  Perhaps in lieu of artificial dye an appropriate organic butter-substitute may be used that is orange.  Is there such a thing as Orange or Apricot Butter (like Apple Butter)?

Apogees, Roz:  not to dispute your Authority as Answerer of all Questions in this thread:  I felt the need to use the Socratic Method in order to extract myself from the moral quandry posed by your initial response.

Thank you In Advance!

OK K_Dubb,  just use crushed Cheatos instead of dye. It would be more historically accurate to boot.

[Roswells, Art]

To be honest, there is no need for "an actual degree," any/all degrees are going to be "feathers for the cap."  I am greedily trying to use up my GI Bill benefits before they run out.  So the price of tuition isn't really a factor, as a Proud Missourian there is the "Missouri Returning Heroes Act" ($50/credit hour, runs out 10 years after Honorable Discharge;  2024? eye think) & as a Title 10(?) Veteran of the Armed Services the "Post-9/11 GI Bill" (60%; runs out 15 years after Honorable Discharge, 2029? eye think).

I will have to look into a B.S./Botany in the KC area.  I doubt KC Art Institute offers such a thing;  but Avila, Park University, UMKC or some other local one might.  Forget Rockhurst, their high school taught me to hate Jesuits.

Anyhow, I have until the end of the summer semester where I get my ASSociate of Arts knocked out to think about all that.

There are some Applied Science Agriculturial degree programs in the area:  Kansas (spit) State University is probably the closest... ugh.

So this all leads me to another question: 

Hey Roz,
Do you think a Bachelor of Science - Botany or some sort of Bachelor of Applied Science - Agriculture would be better for my goof-ball "dream" restaurant?
-pate

I am thinking the "puff-piece" local news copy free advertising for the hard/soft open on that angle.

Then Yeah, take advantage of that shit! What's your dream? From this post it sounds like you are interested in a 'Farm to Table' restaurant?