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Re: "Hey Roz,.." or Questions for Roswell's, Art thread
« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2021, 04:06:23 AM »
#MeToo

I had a feeling Roz would be a sort of Delphic Oracle.  +19.5!

@RozI always thought that song was Robert Plant for some reason, does that make me weird?



No, just deaf.


Re: "Hey Roz,.." or Questions for Roswell's, Art thread
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2021, 05:03:57 AM »
Hunh?



I was replying to your bold text. Some people think Neil Young sounds like Kermit the Frog, so no, it's not weird.

Re: "Hey Roz,.." or Questions for Roswell's, Art thread
« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2021, 06:16:59 AM »
Hey Roz,

When you said "Neil Young" earlier I got him confused with "Joe Cocker" and tomatoes somehow.  I think in my thyme-lein Neil Young hates tomatoes.



Does Neil Young like tomatoes in yore thyme-lein?

-COL Manly

Re: "Hey Roz,.." or Questions for Roswell's, Art thread
« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2021, 06:34:32 AM »
Hey Roz,

When you said "Neil Young" earlier I got him confused with "Joe Cocker" and tomatoes somehow.  I think in my thyme-lein Neil Young hates tomatoes.



Does Neil Young like tomatoes in yore thyme-lein?

-COL Manly

I don't understand you. It's ok. Someday we'll find it, The Rainbow Connection:


Re: "Hey Roz,.." or Questions for Roswell's, Art thread
« Reply #20 on: May 19, 2021, 07:09:18 PM »
I need help deciding what vegetables to grow in my garden this year. After certain opprobrious/libellous remarks from a flaming homosexual who shall remain nameless, I want to steer clear of anything penis-shaped. Don't let me down.

Re: "Hey Roz,.." or Questions for Roswell's, Art thread
« Reply #21 on: May 19, 2021, 07:52:21 PM »
You need to stay away from all those exotic imported cucurbits and potatoes whose indecent phallic forms inflame the passions with unnatural lusts fueled by their superabundant starchiness!  Foreign tools of the devil designed to foster degeneracy, it is no wonder they have been embraced all over the world by fiery southern types more inclined that way than is right.  Plant a potato and you are sowing sin!

No, the brassicas are the native foods of our people, their graceful leafiness and womb-shaped tubers — the gently swelling kålrabi (what you might call a neep?) and the voluptuous turnip — exude soft femininity without all that maddening starch and their consumption will keep you dutiful, domesticated, close to home and hearth, while their sulfurous rumblings will keep any rampaging homosexuals far, far away from your bottom.

Re: "Hey Roz,.." or Questions for Roswell's, Art thread
« Reply #22 on: May 19, 2021, 09:19:49 PM »
Turnips can also grow into some pretty suggestive shapes. You might tip them off via the homo grapevine. The next thing I know I've got a parade poofters digging them up and engaging in some kind of root vegetable saturnalia. No thanks.

Re: "Hey Roz,.." or Questions for Roswell's, Art thread
« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2021, 03:08:03 AM »
Then Yeah, take advantage of that shit! What's your dream? From this post it sounds like you are interested in a 'Farm to Table' restaurant?

Farm-to-Table as a 'concept' restaurant is a bit passe I think.  Don't get me wrong, I am all about local-sourced ingredients as much as possible but I don't think I want to plaster it all over the menu.  Honestly that should be a "given" at any fine restaurant...

My goof-ball restaurant idea is a place that actually turns a profit, or at least is profitable for the people working in it anyway.

I have several ideas on the 'concept,' most are probably doomed to failure.

My personal favorite, that is more of a joke than anything, is to have a "Bush Meat" restaurant.  Of course that would be illegal, but I like to think of the Free Advertising that the permanent-PETA-protest out front would generate.  As a bonus, I would probably be able to charge a premium for a hunk of lightly grilled blood-rare elephant/zebra/dolphin/etc...  Maybe Azzerae could help me source some of that sweet endangered species meat, and quite possibly elephant is actually delicious, I couldn't say.

I hope that did not horrify you too much, a joke in "bad taste" as it were:  Ha!

To get back to reality, I would like to serve such things as Emu, Venison, Bison, Ostrich, Elk, Rabbit and other "exotic" meats.  Probably not as regular menu items;  maybe Bison & Rabbit...  So that is one idea, not married to it of course but it has been a thought.

My core idea, whether it be Vegan to Carnivore menu and anything in between;  is that EVERYTHING is made from scratch.  For instance, if I decide that a Twinkie would be an awesome desert, I would not go buy Twinkies:  I would direct my pastry chef to create a Twinkie "clone" from scratch without using gross Bromated Flour, Alzheimer's inducing Aluminum based Baking Powders and whatever Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil is (or even Fully Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil).

If I want puff-pastry, it will have to be constructed "in-house" even though that is outrageously labor intensive, I don't want to use "convenience" products like frozen puff-pastry.  Just do something else if it is too much.  I would not be above making my own in-house puff-pastry in large batches and freezing it myself, however...  Same with stocks and what-not.  Probably not going to grind my own flour from wheat, but I will not rule that out either...

Another idea was to just be a sandwich shop, like a really really fancy Subway or Jimmy John's.  Again, I would have to make the mayonnaise, mustard, vinegar (think I would have to get a brewer's license for that...), beer, spirits, flavored syrups (make my own home-brew Cola, Lemon-Lime, Dr. pate etc syrups).

The 'concept' is sort of beside the point:  I think the biggest overhead cost is the lease/rent on the building.  The real dream is to turn the People's Free Democratic Republic of pate into a split-use Commercial/Residential property, which it is incidentally zoned for.  That would cost some $$$ and I happen to be very averse to debt, BUT it sure would be nice to live right above my goof-ball restaurant.  Perhaps a better idea would be to rent one of the many vacant already existent commercial spaces nearby that are already set up for restaurants.  That too would cost $$$, rents are high around here due to the "location,location,location" effect.

So either way, I must overcome my aversion to debt (whether to a Bank or Private Investors) to realize my dream.  So this leads me to my question:

Hey Roz,
If you owned a property that could be converted to a mixed use Commercial/Residential property would you do that or would you rent/lease a nearby existent Commercial property at somewhat inflated prices for your dream business?

-pate

TIA




Re: "Hey Roz,.." or Questions for Roswell's, Art thread
« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2021, 03:34:22 AM »
Honestly that should be a "given" at any fine restaurant...

You’re telling me.

My goof-ball restaurant idea is a place that actually turns a prophet

Tableside baptism. Choice of soup. EVERY. GOT-DAMN. MEAL.

Re: "Hey Roz,.." or Questions for Roswell's, Art thread
« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2021, 03:43:56 AM »
Sounds expensive pate. How about "pate's Roach Coach"?  Pull it behind one of those pickup camper things and you have your mixed commercial/residential abode all worked out.


Re: "Hey Roz,.." or Questions for Roswell's, Art thread
« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2021, 03:59:55 AM »
Sounds expensive pate. How about "pate's Roach Coach"?  Pull it behind one of those pickup camper things and you have your mixed commercial/residential abode all worked out.



I am not against using the property as the base for a food truck, still would either have to convert it to full Commercial or Mixed-use...  If I go full Commercial, I will have to buy another place to actually live in.

Restaurants are terrible businesses to open, the profit margin is really low:  basically only insane people or "foodies" do it.  That is unless you count establishments like McDonald's, Applebee's &c as actual "restaurants..."  If you do that, you might as well eat at the local convenience store, which isn't always bad.

Gas station BBQ, Crawfish, Fried Chicken & Pizza (if it is Casey's) are sometimes winners.  I have yet to try "Hunt Brother's" Gas Station Pizza, it intrigues me.

Hey Roz,
Have you ever tried the "Breakfast Pizza" at Casey's General Store gas stations?

-pate



ediot:  @Walks my brother is an exterminator should roaches ever show up.  Which they shouldn't, I keep a clean kitchen.  Yet another reason to not rent one of the nearby Commercial places, they probably have roaches.  In twenty years I have never seen any indication of those nasty critters in the PFDRp...  A mouse once in awhile (the place is 100 years old).  I don't think the use of "Roach" in the name of a restaurant is a great idea, btw...

Re: "Hey Roz,.." or Questions for Roswell's, Art thread
« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2021, 07:30:48 PM »
I need help deciding what vegetables to grow in my garden this year. After certain opprobrious/libellous remarks from a flaming homosexual who shall remain nameless, I want to steer clear of anything penis-shaped. Don't let me down.

Melons, then...anything round, I think, should be safe. Stay away from flowers, they're nature's porn industry.

Re: "Hey Roz,.." or Questions for Roswell's, Art thread
« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2021, 07:58:18 PM »
Melons, then...anything round, I think, should be safe. Stay away from flowers, they're nature's porn industry.

Flowers are just tarts. Prostitutes for the bees.


Re: "Hey Roz,.." or Questions for Roswell's, Art thread
« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2021, 08:38:00 PM »
Farm-to-Table as a 'concept' restaurant is a bit passe I think.  Don't get me wrong, I am all about local-sourced ingredients as much as possible but I don't think I want to plaster it all over the menu.  Honestly that should be a "given" at any fine restaurant...

My goof-ball restaurant idea is a place that actually turns a profit, or at least is profitable for the people working in it anyway.

I have several ideas on the 'concept,' most are probably doomed to failure.

My personal favorite, that is more of a joke than anything, is to have a "Bush Meat" restaurant.  Of course that would be illegal, but I like to think of the Free Advertising that the permanent-PETA-protest out front would generate.  As a bonus, I would probably be able to charge a premium for a hunk of lightly grilled blood-rare elephant/zebra/dolphin/etc...  Maybe Azzerae could help me source some of that sweet endangered species meat, and quite possibly elephant is actually delicious, I couldn't say.

I hope that did not horrify you too much, a joke in "bad taste" as it were:  Ha!

To get back to reality, I would like to serve such things as Emu, Venison, Bison, Ostrich, Elk, Rabbit and other "exotic" meats.  Probably not as regular menu items;  maybe Bison & Rabbit...  So that is one idea, not married to it of course but it has been a thought.

My core idea, whether it be Vegan to Carnivore menu and anything in between;  is that EVERYTHING is made from scratch.  For instance, if I decide that a Twinkie would be an awesome desert, I would not go buy Twinkies:  I would direct my pastry chef to create a Twinkie "clone" from scratch without using gross Bromated Flour, Alzheimer's inducing Aluminum based Baking Powders and whatever Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil is (or even Fully Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil).

If I want puff-pastry, it will have to be constructed "in-house" even though that is outrageously labor intensive, I don't want to use "convenience" products like frozen puff-pastry.  Just do something else if it is too much.  I would not be above making my own in-house puff-pastry in large batches and freezing it myself, however...  Same with stocks and what-not.  Probably not going to grind my own flour from wheat, but I will not rule that out either...

Another idea was to just be a sandwich shop, like a really really fancy Subway or Jimmy John's.  Again, I would have to make the mayonnaise, mustard, vinegar (think I would have to get a brewer's license for that...), beer, spirits, flavored syrups (make my own home-brew Cola, Lemon-Lime, Dr. pate etc syrups).

The 'concept' is sort of beside the point:  I think the biggest overhead cost is the lease/rent on the building.  The real dream is to turn the People's Free Democratic Republic of pate into a split-use Commercial/Residential property, which it is incidentally zoned for.  That would cost some $$$ and I happen to be very averse to debt, BUT it sure would be nice to live right above my goof-ball restaurant.  Perhaps a better idea would be to rent one of the many vacant already existent commercial spaces nearby that are already set up for restaurants.  That too would cost $$$, rents are high around here due to the "location,location,location" effect.

So either way, I must overcome my aversion to debt (whether to a Bank or Private Investors) to realize my dream.  So this leads me to my question:

Hey Roz,
If you owned a property that could be converted to a mixed use Commercial/Residential property would you do that or would you rent/lease a nearby existent Commercial property at somewhat inflated prices for your dream business?

-pate

TIA



What does any of that have to do with botany?

I would use the property I owned.