Note that the NetworK remains largely & essentially offline due to scheduled, perfectly normal & regular, totally routine maintenance issues and mandatory licencing requirements. (Also there are challenging problems with certain internationally recognized treaties and their signatories over certain Questions of Spelling. G-d Bless S0urcerores & #Our Troops.) Here's a couple of sippy cups: go have a drink with someone you care for. You can all & each take turns hammering Refresh like a crack monkey on the banana button board. It's alright. No one will judge. We've all been there. Welcome to my Me Party.
It's gonna take some time and inclination to get these 11.11 gigawatts back up to 55 miles per hour. It's not an ideal speed, but it's the target I have been given a mandate for, and, G-ddammit, my life has meaning. I'm not an animal, I am not just going to cover myself in greasy peanuts and roll around on the keyboard while frantically barking at the mic like a spastic elephant seal.
That's already storyboarded out for Season 3. Meanwhile: stay tuned stoned.
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