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[WORTHAUGERa]

Someone said you were really into flowers

Yes, I was, but then my network pitch for my new show “The Four Year Flower Plan” went into the s******—My flow charts couldn't pass the spell checker at the printer, and that f***** up my whole powerpoint presentation. I'm still broken up over it.

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Jesus saves, but spooks archive. Huzzah!

[WORTHAUGERa]

Also: I drink now. Fuck you, A.A.

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[WORTHAUGERa]

[Starr Mountain]

I'm your 1st thumbs-up.  Hee-hee.
Luv you, Jackstar.

[Laser]

Well, it was better than some of Anthony's road trips.

[WORTHAUGERa]

I'm your 1st thumbs-up.

I'm getting a lot of requests for what I have to offer—but all I got left right are these dying embers.

Give it time.

[WORTHAUGERa]

Give it time.

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[Jackstar]

https://mobile.twitter.com/_n_jack


The Mastery In Broadcasting Content DElivery Network hereby disavows any Knowledge of Alphabet Activity.

Nevertheless, that jafd... is one badass monster fellow. New here right, right? I like the cut of his gib and chives—purple, not cheese.

Film at eleventy squalenillion. Dollars.

[Jackstar]

The Mastery In Broadcasting Content DElivery Network hereby disavows any Knowledge of Alphabet Activity.

Okay, I'm not going to lie: maybe... just maybe... I might have noticed just a couple of unusual things happening over the years. But what do I know? I was born in The Week Of The Needle Junky. I'm probably just hallucinating again. Hey, can you spare me 5 bucks? (I don't mean just one of you, I mean ALL OF YOU. Line up, over there by the pile of empty violin and cello cases.) I'll give it right back... I just need it for a “time travel” thing.

Yeah, that's the ticket. Maybe you want a hamburger while I'm out? NO, YOU DON'T. *SLAM.*


There.
Now. I think that was the last one.
I think we're alone now. It's about time I explain to you all why I've gathered you here together on this day.

But first... let's go to the mall. AB is just about ready for a close-up. Say “pomegranite,” Cheese Dick.

[Jackstar]

Okay, I'm not going to lie: maybe... just maybe... I might have noticed just a couple of unusual things happening over the years.

https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1413976693455216642



Don't call it a comeback—but if you do, spell it with some mustard.

[Sunnie]

Okay, I'm not going to lie: maybe... just maybe... I might have noticed just a couple of unusual things happening over the years. But what do I know? I was born in The Week Of The Needle Junky. I'm probably just hallucinating again. Hey, can you spare me 5 bucks? (I don't mean just one of you, I mean ALL OF YOU. Line up, over there by the pile of empty violin and cello cases.) I'll give it right back... I just need it for a “time travel” thing.

Yeah, that's the ticket. Maybe you want a hamburger while I'm out? NO, YOU DON'T. *SLAM.*


There.
Now. I think that was the last one.
I think we're alone now. It's about time I explain to you all why I've gathered you here together on this day.

But first... let's go to the mall. AB is just about ready for a close-up. Say “pomegranite,” Cheese Dick.

[Laser]

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick

Jack jumps over Rubini's shtick!

[Innerreach]

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick

Jack jumps over Rubini's shtick!

Depicted artwork coming soon!

[AZZERAE]

[Laser]

Great work, Jack!





jest kidding