We welcome your professional opinion.
I know that when I think of historic rivalries, I think of Ali vs. Foreman, Tesla vs. Edison, Bud vs. Bud light, & Michael Salla vs. Alfred Lambertmont Webre.
Maybe you got me all wrong here. I don't think you should hide things anymore. Sunlight is the best disinfectant. That being said, I don't know what kind of NDAs, NCAs, or blood oaths any of you nerds have signed, but I don't have anything like that going on.
No, I'm just lazy. Am I still a professional if I turn down all the job opportunities? I'll take my answer off the... *garrote*
No need to be shy.
And yet, mysteriously, Grapefruit still refuses to nude sunbathe next to any windows. Because she's so ugly and shit. And mocks me for continuing to use Google Voice because it's from China. Because that's where my fentanyl gets mailed from And gets mad when I tell jokes about The Jesters, which really interferes when I'm writing my evening monologue. Do you know how hard it is to write a joke a time traveler hasn't heard yet? Go fuck yourself yesterday and find out.
These kind of problems always develop on planets where The Craft is held in secret. Boring. Call me when you have problems that are Sirius.
I'll probably just hang up on you, but at least it'll be serious. “Welcome to Serious Hour.” Nope, doesn't have the same ring to it, even if you got Miguel Ferrer to read it.
Face it: you're a gang of bullies. And I wouldn't mind telling the world the truth of what goes on, but I don't want
you to be filled in. You look better while you're ignorant.
And I bet you felt better when you were that way, too. Cheers m8
