I'm high on drugs, and I feel so good

[Starr Mountain]

 

[Jackstar]

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Someone is doing it wrong.

NEVER TRIFLE.

[Starr Mountain]

 

[WOTR]

Biggest problem with all of this? Work. Employment. Self-worth. How many of those people do you believe do not have a criminal record. And how many of them with the kind of records that they have either from their time before they were on the streets, or their time on the streets are likely to ever find any employer or ability to support themselves even once they are clean for a year?

Our prisons and new ability to keep records indefinitely with no forgiveness destroys people.

[Jackstar]

How many of those people do you believe do not have a criminal record.

I harassed my father once. Once.

Our prisons and new ability to keep records indefinitely with no forgiveness destroys people.

“Your” prisons. “New” ability. Adorable “people.”

Adorable people are more comfortable.

even once they are clean for a year?

“Clean”? Most of these “people” were exposed to addictively toxic compounds before their birth. So you're essentially focusing on children. And they're Human children: They will never be clean.

Eewww, gross.

[pate]

...

...

. . .I harassed my father once...

Eewww, gross...

[Colonel Pate Manly]

.NEVER TRIFLE.

[AZZERAE]

Looks like someone forgot to take their medicine.

[Jackstar]

Looks like someone forgot to take their medicine.

Let's not be too hasty. It's possible someone adulterated their weed. You'd be amazed at what can be done with cannabis; especially when it's homegrown.

Imagine spraying the still-wet herb with a methylated (blankaloid) during a particular phase of the curing process. The results can be breathtaking, I assure you.

Now I've never personally grown weed—not only am I not allowed to, I don't even know how to actually do it—and I'm pretty dumb—totes stupid, really—but I have read a lot of books, and I'm not going to lie, I have (TRANSITIVE_PAST_TENSE_VERB:PROFANE) a lot of Sheriff's daughters—call it a fetish—so at this point, I think I know what I'm speaking of when I say... I wouldn't recommend jumping to any conclusions.

Looks like someone forgot to take their medicine.

If the medicine in question turns out to be a spanking... I may, in fact, be qualified to dispense.

Keep me posted. Bail, that is. I don't wanna miss a thing.

[AZZERAE]

They say don't get high on your own supply, but ... Eh ...

[AZZERAE]

Fuck it. I've been doxxed, played it cool through all the slander, and taken everything that's been thrown at me in my stride.

The truth is, I'm no cartoonist, that's just a hobby slash pastime.

I sell drugs. I got X, meth and slabs of cocaine.

I'm a brother when you need some more weed to set you free.

I've been able to build a life independently, get up when I want, chase tail, drink espresso and eat pasta in between collecting envelopes of cash like Tony Soprano.

I'm living the dream.

Some day I'm gonna be walking down the street, and BAM! I'm gonna be shot by some pig who's gonna swear it was a mistake.

I accept that as a part of my destiny!

So if you need something to take the edge off, holler!

azzerae@gmail.com

[Master Trollda]

Fuck it. I've been doxxed, played it cool through all the slander, and taken everything that's been thrown at me in my stride.

The truth is, I'm no cartoonist, that's just a hobby slash pastime.

I sell drugs. I got X, meth and slabs of cocaine.

I'm a brother when you need some more weed to set you free.

I've been able to build a life independently, get up when I want, chase tail, drink espresso and eat pasta in between collecting envelopes of cash like Tony Soprano.

I'm living the dream.

Some day I'm gonna be walking down the street, and BAM! I'm gonna be shot by some pig who's gonna swear it was a mistake.

I accept that as a part of my destiny!

So if you need something to take the edge off, holler!

azzerae@gmail.com

Why can’t you do both, be a drug dealer and a cartoonist? Stop being so damn lazy!

[AZZERAE]

Why can’t you do both, be a drug dealer and a cartoonist?

I guess I am both.

But few take the job description "cartoonist" seriously.

[Master Trollda]

I guess I am both.

But few take the job description "cartoonist" seriously.

Well, if you don’t take it seriously who else will?

[Laser]

Why can’t you do both, be a drug dealer and a cartoonist? Stop being so damn lazy!