Ask Jack Anything

[AZZERAE]

3:1 it is a "NO-GO", B.Elle won't allow it.

IF it is allowed I give it less than a week, 1:6 odds.

Seems the common consensus is that no one will put up with his shit.

Not nearly as long as we've tolerated it, anyway.

[AZZERAE]

Come home?! Since when was he ever an Ellgabber? 

Regardless, it’s extremely weak tea on his part. Bart will be editing his posts to make sure he’s in compliance.

He's so fucking gay.

[AZZERAE]

I know Jack manipulated Starr into making that post on L-Gab, and that the betrayal is not exactly as deep as it seems.

[Starr Mountain]

Nice! Another knife in my back, from Starr.





Hey, Associate Producer, don't bother clocking in tomorrow morning--

Have you seen this yet, Azz?  I posted this on your Twitter DM yesterday right after posting on ellgab.  Dear Azz.  I am so sorry about the rift between you and Jackstar.  You are both special to me so I will not be choosing sides.  He asked me to start a thread for him on ellgab so he can post there again.  This is nothing against you.  I am staying on Patreon and I am with you as always.  I love you, Azz.  XOXOXOX.

This is not a knife in your back.  I did nothing to betray you.  You considered Jack one of your best friends and I consider both of you as my friends.  The two of you had a falling out.  One of you asked me for help.  No betrayal involved.  If there had been, I would have declined the request.  I have never done anything against you in the past, Azzerae.  Why would I suddenly do so now?  I wouldn't.

I hope you take some time to think on this.  I love you, Azz.

[AZZERAE]

I posted this on your Twitter DM yesterday.  Dear Azz.  I am so sorry about the rift between you and Jackstar.  You are both special to me so I will not be choosing sides.  He asked me to start a thread for him on ellgab so he can post there again.  This is nothing against you.  I am staying on Patreon and I am with you as always.  I love you, Azz.  XOXOXOX.

God damn it, you're right!

For some reason I never got a notification to make me aware that you had sent the DM, however, you did send the DM, and 19 hours ago.

My bad. Azzerae fucks up again.

[AZZERAE]

Oh, and just to be clear: I never considered what happened between Jack and I a "falling out."

That's all him. All in his little head.

[Master Trollda]

I posted this on your Twitter DM yesterday.  Dear Azz.  I am so sorry about the rift between you and Jackstar.  You are both special to me so I will not be choosing sides.  He asked me to start a thread for him on ellgab so he can post there again.  This is nothing against you.  I am staying on Patreon and I am with you as always.  I love you, Azz.  XOXOXOX.

Oh, sure. You love them but what about me, Starr? What about me?!

[Starr Mountain]

Oh, sure. You love them but what about me, Starr? What about me?!

 
Okay?

[Master Trollda]

Okay?

Better.

[Starr Mountain]

God damn it, you're right!

For some reason I never got a notification to make me aware that you had sent the DM, however, you did send the DM, and 19 hours ago.

My bad. Azzerae fucks up again.

I knew once you had all the data you might reconsider.  Thank you, Azz.
So, am I still your associate producer (or as Jack might call it) your Ass. Pro.?

[Starr Mountain]

Better.

Gud.

[AZZERAE]

I knew once you had all the data you might reconsider.  Thank you, Azz.
So, am I still your associate producer (or as Jack might call it) your Ass. Pro.?

C'mon, you knew the whole "you're fired" thing was meant as a joke, no?

[AZZERAE]

I told Jack I'm not giving up on him.

I don't give up on people.

I even extended an olive branch to DVR just a couple days ago.

I like to get along with people, I'm a sociable real live person who'd rather make friends than enemies.

But I always get depicted as the bad guy somehow.

[Starr Mountain]

C'mon, you knew the whole "you're fired" thing was meant as a joke, no?

Well uh, um . . . yeah!  Yes, of course!  Silly me.    

[AZZERAE]

Well uh, um . . . yeah!  Yes, of course!  Silly me.    

No? Well, I'm sorry. I honestly know how much you love Trump and even put a smiley face underneath the line "another knife in my back, this time from Starr," it was a weak attempt at a joke and something tells me Jack's sociopathy is rubbing off on me.

You spend to much time with that dude anyone can get their whole entire energy split.