Things That Make You Smile

[Jackstar]

Finally being taught how to tie a clove hitch, with a pair of hard, pipe–hittin’ niggas & a blowtorch.

[Jackstar]

Invitations.

[Jackstar]

Bitchy little hoodrats sending me pissy little SMS messages whining about their lot in life without even getting the facts right, straight, or true.

Like, fucking nothing on target. Go fucking fish.

[Jackstar]

Getting hit on fierce.

[Jackstar]

Springing traps located adjacent to shopping mall exits.

[Jackstar]

Knowing who my people are.

[Jackstar]

Mulling over which branch of government to take over next.

[Jackstar]

Smash TV.

[Jackstar]

Bringing good things to Life.

[AZZERAE]

Knowing who my people are.

You have people?

[Master Trollda]

Smash TV.

But not Robotron 2084?

[Jackstar]

You have people?

I've been busy.

[Jackstar]

But not Robotron 2084?

The money isn't big enough. The prizes aren't big enough. I hate the Hulks.

[AZZERAE]

Bitchy little hoodrats sending me pissy little SMS messages whining about their lot in life without even getting the facts right, straight, or true.

Like, fucking nothing on target. Go fucking fish.

What would you do without a phone?

[AZZERAE]

Invitations.

Thats why you're so salty about never getting any.