Things That Make You Smile

[Jackstar]

Thats why you're so salty about never getting any.

You figured this out now?

[Jackstar]

What would you do without a phone?

Disappear off the grid and never look back. Always forward, ever onward—to the next library.

[AZZERAE]

You figured this out now?

So you're like a real loser!

[AZZERAE]

Disappear off the grid and never look back.

Off the grid living is for faggots.

[Jackstar]

Being immune to name-calling—as well as most forms of cholera.

[Jackstar]

The prospect that maybe, just maybe, (PROT) might come back.

[Jackstar]

That song I wrote.

[Jackstar]

All the other songs I wrote.

[Jackstar]

A room equipped with six displays & five speakers.

[Jackstar]

Finding old friends in parking lots.

[Jackstar]

Sarsaparilla.

[Jackstar]

Allies.

[Jackstar]

No longer having to sit in one place when I'm waiting for a phone call. I can take the answering machine with me. I do miss those little real tiny itty-bitty cassette tapes though. Those were boss.

[Jackstar]

Carrying around Christmas gifts on Valentine's Day while homeless in little black and red collapsible crates. Move over, Santa. I'm cooler.

[Jackstar]

So you're like a real loser!

Having been one, it's easy to slip back into the likeness.

Yet, not preferred.