Things That Make You Smile

[Jackstar]

Petards.

[Jackstar]

Dodging.

[Jackstar]

Lists.

[Jackstar]

Laughing off death threats.

[AZZERAE]

Jack behind bars.

[WORTHAUGERa]

Jack behind bars.

You think you know someone, then one day, there's a knock on the door, and it's Azzerae—Lee Intelligence.

[pate]

[Starr Mountain]

Heh-Heh.    

[Worthauger]

Tales From The Momside

I heard, the first thing Mom did — when she became ArchLich — was gag all the guards at Grimgott’s.

She did not do this so that she could (brape) them all in peace and quiet, no; she did this, so that she did not have to hear all the whinging & complaining about not getting chosen to go first.

Naturally, as ArchLich, she could have just had all their tongues removed, but allegedly... those are good for something.

[Innerreach]

I want to recommend some excellent beard oil to the community.

Black Rebel utilizes ostrich oil as their medium, and it's the best feeling and smelling beard oil I've ever used.

There hasn't been a single fragrance applied to my beard thus far that I haven't appreciated.

Be well, IR



If you don't have a beard, put it on your private parts.