Daridee

[Jackstar]

Jack, I thought I was chronic until I saw how often you hit that vape pen. :D

The pen is mightier than the needle.

P.S. I’m coming out there to live with you and Azz. I’ll mow the lawn for rent. ;)

At the absolute bare minimum, my father's spirit will be satisfied.

[Innerreach]

P.S. I’m coming out there to live with you and Azz. I’ll mow the lawn for rent.

Not worth it, dude. I've been down this road already. He'll spend all his energy infiltrating your psyche and demanding you drink the Kool-Aid.

Just say no, kidz.

[Innerreach]

I've no response to that.

Please, for the love of God tell your egomaniacal girlfriend to quit contacting me via Instagram. It's really getting in the way of my objectification of the other sex.

Also, *click*

#Absurd

[Innerreach]

What?

Nigga whuut?

[Worthauger]

Please, for the love of God tell your egomaniacal girlfriend to quit contacting

Oh, that's rich. “Crowd control? Get Mikey to do it. He's a Sourceror; he can control anything.” Number one, fuck you. Number two, I'm out on bond — jail bond. Have you considered petitioning your local Judges for an order of no contact? Tell them it's an emergency. That seems to help. Did she choke the goose on the fishing trip? Has your ego taken a blow? Do you feel the claustrophobic, inexorable creeping touch of Death coming up behind you?

Tell it slow.

[Innerreach]

Oh, that's rich. “Crowd control? Get Mikey to do it. He's a Sourceror; he can control anything.” Number one, fuck you. Number two, I'm out on bond — jail bond. Have you considered petitioning your local Judges for an order of no contact? Tell them it's an emergency. That seems to help. Did she choke the goose on the fishing trip? Has your ego taken a blow? Do you feel the claustrophobic, inexorable creeping touch of Death coming up behind you?

Tell it slow.

Wait... You believed the fishing trip fiction? When I told you that Space beat me up?

HAHAHAHAHA!

Seriously, dude!?

[Worthauger]

You believed the fishing trip fiction?

I'm not here to expose her lies. You're welcome to continue.

[Worthauger]

He'll spend all his energy infiltrating your psyche and demanding you drink the Kool-Aid.

Nope; that’s the other one.

[Master Trollda]

[Innerreach]

I'm not here to expose her lies. You're welcome to continue.

Pfft..

Will do, maverick.



https://vocaroo.com/16Du38EqEbiM

[Master Trollda]

Pfft..

Will do, maverick.

I remember either back on Bellgab or early here she praised Jack for the way he “handled all of us gloniggers” as she put it. Those two.

[Worthauger]

she praised Jack

I remember it differently.

[Master Trollda]

I remember it differently.

I know but I’m remembering an actual quote by her. I have that kind of recall. I remember she called you baby in that post.

[Worthauger]

“handled all of us gloniggers”

[Worthauger]

I remember she called you baby in that post. ;)

I am adult in size.

I know but I’m remembering an actual quote by her.

All this recall. Like the wind across the prairie. Like the opening of the floodgates. Like sands through the hourglass. Garçon! Woodchipper!!

Knock-knock. Please be for me.