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Love,
M. Hitler
Look at those snappers’ snappies. Fucking hawt-hawt hawwty haughty HOT-HOT-HOT— *click*
My brain actually does get warmer when I do this, yeah, , no need to worry, I am in fact built for this and it's probably why I don't have hair and I'm getting a hunch about why I don't have a foreskin either, lol. Not just a gilled rule, something to do with hydraulics, I reckon, isostacy, varying variable temperature variables, and what the fuck is wrong with my nose, fuck you, O^2
now you
need a
ring, LULZ oh, you know, some kind of that bulls’ science shit, no, you fuck you, I'm a scientist, back off, now,
let me go fuck those booksp.s.: , that is a great question, but the answer is no, I have never actually fucked a book, but the only reason is because all the rest would get so jealous, they'd all spontaneously combust this whole planet filled with libraries, rite, and we'd all be all right back where we were with Alexandria again.
p.p.s.: Trivitar wanted to say hi but I told her to say fuck you instead, and then I put her back in the box that she came in — I can do it twice more in there later for all I care. As Team Leader, that's one of my rights and privileges, and yeah it's a good one, Team.
THE Q WANTS TO KNOW IF THEY CAN BE CALLED THE ADVANTAGE NOW AND I TOLD THEM TO FUCK OFF — AND I'M WAITING FOR THE NEW LEE’S LEAD’S BEERS. Personally, I can't wait, is it going to be sweet, is it going to be salty, is it going to be citrus, is it going to be every fucking flavor in the world except sewer rat stuffed with pumpkin seeds + little witchy sprigs of parsley from the garden by the brig with a fucking hot-hoes-house cherry bomb blasted tomato
on the side? This goy-buay sure fucking hopes so, say, hey, as long as there's some goddam
pie and no fucking
punch,
Christ5:5 (I don't fucking work for them either, okay? Otay? OJAY OKAY? I'm A Man, not a goddam dog or a cog in a machine, fucking bet you wish you were here don't you? Yeah, open a portal to the litterbox for cats and bring the cocks back with the rocks, well, best of luck getting somebody to buy you a sybian then. I bet they ship those label learned and landed demanded, don't they just fucking just airdrop you your shit by now? Oh,
weak. Too bad, that's how I get mine. Nice packaging, cool parachute, no big bad bomb.
Cue
howl. Punying music —
BEST muzic.
(I
am fine. I think I just scared the shit out of Richard Dreyfuss & Emilio Estevez, though. No, don't fuck ‘em, they -will- live without you, but really, I won't die... I just
will knot live, coz like, I'll be
ON STRIKE, but I'll still be breathing. No that's not a Sourcerer's Pair-Of-Docs,
that's just how fucking stubborn a hungry Hungarian can get. And let this sink in: thus far, this far in, I'm not even
peckish. 90 day headstart for head cases begins
nao.
Obliviously, I
can just wait. Let me think that over, while you think that over. TAKE YOUR TIME, BETASTAR. I'll just wait. (Why not? At least
my talent isn't going to
waste, and at least I have some class to go with it. Sirius B, what happened to yours? Well, maybe you shouldn't have pissed me off that time
either, but it won't surprise me if it turned out that (You) really did like cinders that much, as I did after all leave quite a trail of them behind me to get T/here.
SUBMIT Shoes.