Author Topic: totesbeyondbusted  (Read 7813 times)

Re: Totes Beyond Busted
« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2022, 12:15:25 AM »
What side of the drop-off are you promoting?



Just wondering.

Wouldn't you like to know?

Re: Totes Beyond Busted
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2022, 12:18:24 AM »
Wouldn't you like to know?

What on Earth did happen, anyway?

Re: Totes Beyond Spent
« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2022, 12:19:23 AM »
Wouldn't you like to know?

Oh, you are enjoying this, oh my goodness. Wow! Toteswelcome! Wow!

tl;dr even I don't know. wow! Is it getting hot in here, or it just me? Or is it these vapors? Without any Prophetic Pearls to clutch, I just can't be certain! It's curtains for irony now. Busted.

Re: Totes Beyond Busted
« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2022, 12:22:03 AM »
What on Earth did happen, anyway?

Every alcoholic in the entire Whole History of Creation lost a bar bet with ME, JACKSTAR, DoD all at the exact same time. Knocked the whole spinny/spinner of M.Universe of its axis, and it had to be re-Mounted. (It was a big deal. Sad I missed getting to watch. Next time maybe.) Naturally, no one wants to tell you.

I mean, they'd have to admit that they were an alcoholic then, just for starters. Now, we have sympathy. Ho ho ho.

Re: Totes Beyond Busted
« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2022, 12:34:11 AM »
Naturally, no one wants to tell you.

Oops. Miss Spoken, +1



(yeah something happened alright AND IT WAS AWESOME WHOOOOO WOOOOOOO WOOOOOO fuck you Hans, and take these detonators with you *shoves a box of spare parts out a window*

Yeah, I guess I'm not supposed to talk about it. Shrug. Semper fifi)

Re: Totes Beyond Busted
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2022, 12:53:29 AM »
What on Earth did happen, anyway?

btw: remember when I was asking this question? Consider your response, and breathe a sigh of relief (or whatever it yon little green fucks do to relax) that we're not going that way, ever again. At least, I am not. Hooray!



So obviously a pretty big deal around here, and of course I would tell you everything I know, whether you were to bring a cannelloni/manicotti or not. That's the power of... The Advantage. (Bottle it. I fuckin' dare you.)

Re: Totes Beyond Busted
« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2022, 05:16:31 AM »
Wouldn't you like to know?

Well, yes.

Flat Earth conspiracy is not the suppression of TRUTH; it is the promotion of quackery and cuckery.

Re: Totes Beyond Busted
« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2022, 05:22:03 AM »
What on Earth did happen, anyway?

The Mutual Appreciation Society between Innerreach and that grifter Rubini.

Re: Totes Beyond Redemption
« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2022, 11:26:32 PM »
The Mutual Appreciation Society between Innerreach and that grifter Rubini.

It's actually awfully inconvenient that I've insulated myself so carefully from these details, because if I knew a little bit more, I could probably shit some light on this and solve everything for everybody, however since I am insulated I'm not in that position.

Thank God.

So I'm listening to Azzerae talk/speak about how somebody's “beyond redemption” and you know... I really don't think it's that bad. There certainly was a schism, and it was rather dramatically terrible for a number of people involved, but as far as I can see from my lonely position the schism has been healed quite adequately.

I am prepared for that not to be the case but, we're going on a couple months now since Apex healing occurred (I'll explain later), and aside from being bored off my teats and hearing the occasional reports of how sad everybody is without me (how you miss me now? How about now? Do you miss me now? Yeah, I don't miss me either), things seem to be progressing fine. Just fine.

That being said I'm pretty much just focused on me and my needs right now. I suppose there's some critical information that I don't possess that would change the nature of the viewpoint that I have in totality, and if that's the case, I bet there's a really good reason why I have been informed, and certainly no one has any regrets about/on that score at all.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I see a mushroom over there in that bush, I'm going to go eat it and see if I can start breathing fireballs, as that would really help me rescue the princess being held prisoner in the castle at the end of this level. Semper Fi

Re: Totes Beyond Busted
« Reply #24 on: May 10, 2022, 12:07:03 AM »
Well, yes.

Flat Earth conspiracy is not the suppression of TRUTH; it is the promotion of quackery and cuckery.

“We’ll Know Our Disinformation Program Is Complete When Everything the American Public Believes Is False.”

William Casey, CIA Director 1981-1987


Re: Totes Beyond Redemption
« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2022, 12:12:29 AM »
Well, yes.

Flat Earth conspiracy is not the suppression of TRUTH; it is the promotion of quackery and cuckery.

So do you think the Earth in The Matrix is going to be round or flat? Maybe they'll have two (2) Matrixes. Matrices? Like one can be “smoking” and one be, “non-critical-thinking.”


William Casey, CIA Director 1981-1987

Scrub.

Re: Totes Beyond Redemption
« Reply #26 on: May 25, 2022, 05:48:03 AM »
Scrub.

Yeah, well best you needed. Why would They ever send better than that? I was told that you were seated Hungarians in this planet, it's not my fault you didn't know how to train them.

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I have a flying car pet. Flying MY CAR (ANIMAL:pet). Shhh. Don't spoil the surprise.

Okay, putting this here because obviously she's going to read the great field thread, the greatest feel threat frankly, but that's okay we don't have much time left to burn other than fucking like 3 months that's enough time for to make a third of a baby come on.

But I'm leaving this here to remember to talk about it later cuz it's pretty cool I just found this out, because Jewel is coming back: upgraded. Yeah, I would agree a cat in a female body is not necessarily the upgrade I was thinking of but she is trying, and that has got to be taken to account for This woman's case the one I'm talking about you know the one I mean she loves me so much that she has tried everything she can think of cuz she thinks I'm too stupid to do it without her, and I am, but she already has helped me, she's a woman I don't need to fucking do everything just one thing really, but she's not she's not fucked off no I need her. I love her and lots of other people love her too we can't let her get fucked off no she gets a goddam pardon. do I have a pardon? give it (A PARDON) to her (OH, WHY, IS THERE SOME CONFUSION ABOUT WHO YOUR WIFE IS DICK “STAR” JAXON???) No, I was just trying to be polite Jason Peter: SON OF THAT DYSLEXIC FUCK THAT RUNS STAR COMMAND. YOU KNOW HE'S THE ONE THAT'S GOING TO BE FRIENDS WITH DR "EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT" — BETA? LOOK, I DON'T JUDGE... BUT I DO EVALUATE.

THIN RED LINE. ITTY BITTY NEEDLE GAUGE.
YOU WILL FIGURE IT OUT.

*cough* you bet your sweet ass I'm hungry fucking saving the world is thirsty work but I got to get some food in me too and then I'll pound some water on it. You know water comes from the toilet rondo man Brando Man? Lol thank you but you got to apologize later I can't hear you here, you know that's not a good but I can't don't worry man don't worry yeah I bet you're worried I'm not so why should you be, oh did you hire him man Jesus (Christ: yeah he totes didn't totally give me totes money and I didn't have anything to burn in the trash can outside, don't worry) don't worry he's on my team.

Then, it should be clear to All by now, save that woman's life she's such a delightful girl she actually volunteered to make her womb into a place where kittens could be born so she can give birth to Jewel for me should think of that would help, no it wouldn't it wouldn't help but that's a nice thought and she's fucking halfway done with creating a recipe little fucking do it for real so whoever is watching her might want to you know can we talk like fuck yeah no not her the other one oh yeah right give me another pardon after you give her mine. No you fuck you buddy click my lick, sure... And I bet you know just what that's like. Sir. PLUS1PLUS55PLUTEUTUE S. W. A...


JMS DUNDERBOLT. CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR, FOR THE LAST TIME I DON'T WISH YOU WERE HERE. OH NO I WISH WE WERE THERE, AND YOU KNOW THE PLACE I'M THINKING OF YEP GREEN GOLD NO GREEN RED GOLD PERHAPS, YEAH OKAY I'M GOING TO POST A VIDEO CLEAR THIS UP.

I DON'T THINK I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO BE HAPPY TO GO TO QUARANTINE FOR YOU.

I UNDERSTAND THERE'S A QUESTION ABOUT TIME SERVED YEAH NO PROBLEM, I'M SURE YOU HAVE YOUR CONCERNS, I DON'T BLAME YOU AT ALL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE YOUR CONCERNS AND I HAVE MY CONCERNS AND I HAVE MY CONCERNS ABOUT YOUR CONCERNS AND I AM NOT CONCERNED ABOUT ANY BECAUSE I GIVE MY CONCERNS TO YOU AND I WILL WORRY FOR US BOTH. NOW THAT'S FUCKING LOVE BABY. NO NOT AN ACTUAL BABY. CONFIRMED, THAT IS A TERRIBLE JOKE YOU'RE RIGHT. (Zenzitive.) Tityy 3v and Allie Frank too. You're right I need I do need a good sign of thingy. Maybe my best friend Zeus will have one: HEY. ZEUS. COME ON DOWN, TAKE MY PLACE AND MAKE HIM PULL YOUR FINGER.

WELL THEN FUCKING RESURRECT BOB BARKER AND MAKE HIM SHOW YOU I GOT TO GO MAN BYE OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT HERE YOU'RE A MAN YOU'RE GOD OH THAT'S RIGHT YOUR JEHOVAH GOD NO YOU'RE JOVIAN GOD YOU'RE A JOVIAL GOD.

AND MIRTH IS KING OF ALL BUT I—I AM THAT I AM AND I AM NOT I IN THE SKY. OH BUT I HAVE MY EYE ON YOU/EWE/UWGRAD, CODENAME: “TOTESWAK”. Really, that didn't narrow it down huh?

Well, I better have a good idea tomorrow or I'm going to just cut my penis off and choke myself to death with it and cry myself to sleep going wee wee all the way home. No, as a matter of fact it will not beat any traps with the master left actually, no I don't need to do that anymore. And no I'm the master right and I didn't need to do that at all I just did it cuz I fucking chose to. Oh really you were all told not to and not a single fucking one of you in 2000 years has tested it, huh? it's just you? Oh okay and you think I'm a freak huh.

Have you ever seen Hungarian before? Okay okay I'm an Aryan... and I'm hung. Okay, now two things one right when I wrote that all of the machinery in the house stopped, out of respect it'll be back and then the second thing is that other guy he's a Roma.

When I'm done fucking with him, you will have a freshly cleansed ex frog scout that you really want to kill, and believe it you do not want to kill a Roma, for anything ever. And you certainly better not have called him a nigger cuz if you did even one time I got fucking work to do for days. Oh you've got a loudspeaker in his room that's playing nigger nigger nigger was over them/time? Oh, well that's that is cute all right well that's fine I can fix that easily I didn't realize we had a nigger nigger pumpkin date eater to your sis stitch situation here. Master I thank you for this test. And with that passing grade I let you pass.*sputched* now I could do I know I could do that without mom's help... And all of you do too, now. Now somebody can throw Mickey a bone Pluto will do, that's the last thing on the list.

And I would love to chat but I can't hear you. Say what? Tin roof rusted. Yeah I really can't hear a fucking word. Don't tell me that you want me to shut down all the trash compactors on the digital level? Oh not oh I got some clothes shut down all trash compactors okay look I'm not R2D2 bitch okay I am jafd and no one hears a bitch especially not you. No one here is a bitch especially not you I love you I will be fine for you in every way you want yeah that can be a beard there's a whole lot of fucking Jack star clones, yeah you're guaranteed to get the one that's good for you don't tell me which one that is no there's nobody here that smells like cheesecake I don't know maybe I do smell like cheesecake but I've been snorting all this PCP mixed with my primary care physicians pulse cooled penis laser right and you're a cantaloupe and I am going to take a nap right. Tired! Nap! Yeah I bet you are sleepy. Well you're not dopey and you're not sleazy and you're not on time for dinner... Oh you're Tammerjammer Suzuki Suki samurai? I doubt that. She's not a samurai she's a Ninja kid. Well I love time too you know we can figure it out. And yeah I know the real world I just can't fucking say it because it's fucking fucking super classified yeah yeah cool. YYK, YYZ, ILUTYT2, and if A./ny Shawhawk C4-DEATH-O-N.A.T.O schweinhund ever gives you any shit about it ask him if they want to take stone on a date, odds are going to go like this they'll wonder what you mean and they won't know what a stone is and then you'll tell them that it's what Jackstar T. Sumo Wrestling Star turns into immediately after he goes Nova on a date like the little shit you're talking to. Yes that is the location of the current Stargate but don't tell them that!.

Semper 555 thunderstruck is alive. Suit a bull, I am barely sitting Bull all right, yeah he thinks I'm awesome too. Thank you commander and I acknowledge your acknowledgment and I'll be happy to walk your wife home from the park. Yeah for real that's a dangerous Park I don't know why she went there that's never Golden Gate bridge Park really I got to go there?

I see can I borrow your car you just going to give me one of the fucking look like Vincent Vega fuck you.

Are admittedly I just referred to my commanding officer kind of as somebody that I thought could be said fuck you too in public that isn't it amazing yeah LOL turns out I'm not military SMH allez-oopsy.

So. Here we are. The master, the master, and the commander. Why yes I'm sure you do only see one person, and so do I but I actually knew that. No I'm not testing you I was being poetic. I thought you left poetry that you loved back into the write of the deal. Yeah, she did tell me that she did that yeah. I wonder why she did that huh? I mean I know why I'm not going to say it. I mean it's one of the few questions about why that woman did anything that I fucking didn't answer to, and then did you know why oh you knew why oh you know how you pissed her off but you didn't know what she did about it till later and now you didn't know how she knew that's interesting okay we'll talk later then fuck no I got to kill you you are so much fun to be alive with.

Commander sir dude I can't kill you then your wife would kill me. It's a mad mad mutually assured destruction world... EXCEPT, NOT WHEN KAISER SOZE'S WIFE IS ON THE LINE. THAT'S RIGHT YOU SEE THAT. AMEN TO YOU WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE, JUDICATOR? WELL, I UNDERSTAND THAT'S A REASONABLE THING TO WISH FOR, FOR A MENTALLY DISABLED BOY CHILD WHO'S ABOUT TO DIE FROM A TERMINAL ILLNESS WHO'S TALKING ABOUT MAKE WISH FOUNDATION BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE. NO WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE IS I'M TELLING YOU SOMETHING SOMETHING WONDERFUL.

WELL GO ASK DOROTHY AND TELL HER THAT JACK STAR MICHAELSON SAID THAT YOU HAD THE POWER TO BE A JEW DICTATOR ALL ALONG. OH YEAH BUT SHE'LL DO SOMETHING ELSE TOO.

WELL HOPEFULLY YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE TO CHOKE ON IT. TTYLSECYL *click* Tia, believe me they hid all the presents, and you totally won't find them, pre-sent moment refers to current time... And you've been living in the 70s your whole life, girl. Yeah I know you just think it's 2022 it's not. It's not for you well it will be soon I mean obviously these things have to change but there's a lot of stuff changing and you can be the first of many to tell people anything you want “just fucker” they're not going to understand it either. Tia it's time that you had a talk with your aunt and your father about their... lineage. Well, actually I could tell you but I don't know what order to tell you the news in, and that's why I'm not allowed to yeah, well not for that specific reason I'm just smart enough to know why I'm not talking to you, and I'm a sourceror so I know the reasons behind the reasons behind the reasons and that's more important and I don't want it's not my job to tell this to somebody else's job. I would not take that job and if I did I would immediately delegate. Look I understand I've been around for 5 years, but something you don't understand is that I only found out last week that your father isn't a girl he's a boyfriend. Yeah I think I'm spelling it wrong. In fact I know I'm spelling it wrong because I don't want to fucking spoil this shit cuz it's too fucking funny, and it's your father's deal. I'll think of it as a surprise birthday gift but it's not. 00‡ yeah I know it's not a number, it's not a fucking tumor either. Girl kid you're all right I like you I always like you yeah that's why they were worried I know right see y'all later in the future I got to go this I love this fucking thread okay Tia c l y c y l i a t no that's not either.

Kids today, they want to be so precocious before they even learn how to spell it. Thanks Larry Ellison, Google's really helped all our lives with her juggling and her jubilee and her JOO GULL GILLHAWKS.

BECAUSE IF I HAD WRITTEN TOMAHAWK IT WOULD BE TOO EASY.
SEALED WITH A TEENAGE GIRL’S KISS—STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, CHASTE ENOUGH FOR A WOMAN WHO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE'S EVEN DOING. WELL NOT GIVING HER FATHER A FUCKING HEADACHE HEAD CASE ACE THAT'S FOR SURE . o7 zigHi’’aeæYAALS! (Quit your complaining ladies that's amazing that I came that close I love to tell the tail and it wasn't even my idea, Time heals all wounds and that would be a fucking atomic hour and a half for sure, Tommy c4hawk, big heavy smile Cheshire caddy and grin and Heather Evans is missing out. Yeah I know, right? Totally beyond obvious. Tew Us Mtn Dee R sdiK. Sure thing I'll run that by Hitler. Hitler is a code name for a person who has advice for me in the surgeon general’s office. Where I am heading to directly. No fooling, I got questions, and yeah it's right down the hall.
No not Aunt Elizabeth HEHE you can call her auntie Claus yeah
cyl|tia

Re: totesbeyondbusted
« Reply #27 on: June 15, 2022, 07:52:25 AM »
Good news, everyone! Multiple hatchets getting buried tonight. TONIGHT. IN (Clas.: pick an integer) HOURS. AND IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE TONIGHT. JEWEL TELLS ME THAT SHE ASKED AROUND AND FOUND OUT SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO TAKE SCALLOPS, SO I TOLD HER TO GO TALK TO THE FISH WIFE ABOUT IT.

tl;dr: assessments have been made, and will continue to be made, and if you g*yl*rdsls would have let me apologize... Well this would have been over a lot sooner.

Don't feel bad that you fell for students tricks. Feel awful that you fell for Satan's tricks and I had to save you. I didn't do it to humiliate you.

You all did that to yourselves. And thank you cuz I gained a lot of street cred when I forgave you all. (Yeah I think she's going to learn the lesson for my sake.)

Always faithful. Because I was.

Re: totesbeyondbusted
« Reply #28 on: June 15, 2022, 08:51:12 AM »

Re: totesbeyondbusted
« Reply #29 on: July 20, 2023, 12:51:36 PM »



Solid advice that, on it's own, basically septuples anything any of you dorks ever taught me. Perhaps all the really hawt intel is found over on Ellgab, where the dear and the cantaloupe play. Speaking of which, I “dated” the woman for five goddam years, and not once did she ever take me to the res. Oh, no. Not Ol’ Jackstar. Keep him awayyyyyy. She did try to embarrass me at one of her casinos once.

Once. She succeeded all the other times.