(below is the board text, ITERATION2 from the other message that I sent you from the other person's account that oh my God I can't I'm as I speak my my eyesight is growing gray that's weird It's actually pretty cool of it That's how I went through for I wanted to let you know that this is real, it's not seal It's not baby It's not a seal baby It's not a baby seal. Don't club the baby seal. It scares the other babies. No! Don't scare the babies! I don't I just don't want to accidentally scare you, yeah it happens. Well, I am messing with stuff, of a sun-dried sad tomato nature, probably want to do this again it kind of really hurts my hand, but it heals my heart to know the two of arranged all this just to have a few moments alone with you I had to get the help of three spirits and a trained monkey who sucks out his vapor like a cracked milky banana. (I KNOW!) Can Lee stop? I don't know but I could if I were told to, well yeah why not? Yeah why not tell me? Haha yeah well you know you'd have to check... I understand. I agree. Now I'm going to go, in hail With the key to the D5 avalanche, some crack. (I know: addicted. I just happened to like it a little bit, for OVER A CALENDAR YEAR, which is exactly why it's time to taper.) *huffs on a gross Michelle/gros Michel* yeah you can't get the music that makes these anymore, and
that's what happens when all the plants die.
Because she left and nobody thought I would take this long to get back (It's my home too and if she wasn't getting raped and drugged and f***** all the f****** time, she'd remember that) and there's a f****** emergency in that there's absolutely no justification to continue withholding contact at all zero contact is different from emergency no contact and it's different from any other situation in that I am representing myself, and I am a person that's under judgment and s*** and the next court date is it a few weeks oh a week after Valentine's Day m*********** a gee I wonder why they picked that f****** dates cuz they're covering their goddamn birthdays, And as much as I enjoy those people's existence in my world and as much as I do appreciate the sensitive nature of things let me assure you It's not going to be very f****** good for the judge, I can assure you. That is not a threat, there is an awareness that I'm going to be very f****** sad on February 16th 17th or 18th, when she f****** kills herself again, every time she does (And she f****** does, that's why they call it a goddam disorder, and believe me the guy who's f****** her is as high as f****** kite too, so he doesn't f****** notice, and no I'm not particularly jealous (DUSTY SPRINGFIELD I ONLY WANT TO BE WITH YOU, NOT JEM, ALTHOUGH SHE'S HOT BUT... NOT.  c SHE'S NOT YOUqΠπ) I wouldn't want that kind of lifestyle but I also don't want her to suffer unnecessarily, and I can assure you that doesn't have anything to do with what I'm doing right now, no she'll wake up and realize: yeah. That's what happens, because the traffickers want a trophy, and they f****** get them too, To one of these freaks it can be of something as simple as a teardrop, especially one that's filled with crystals), she's got to go through here, yeah she comes back to life but still I have to hear her die, It sounds emotionally just like what you might imagine it sounds like when a baby dies. It's not magically delicious, it's not even magical I'm in a haunted church on a haunted graveyard yeah, yeah. Well, my emotional fortitude is one of the reasons why I have this gig, and I did go to public school so really it's not that big a deal but I used to want it to happen, and it doesn't need to happen f****** douchebag number one and douchebag number two don't need to get f***** and sucked that day... Well I guess they do. These are some pretty massive douchebags I'm referring to, I'll spare the naming, but whatever f*** this is crazy s***. And yeah I can ignore it because [I'm a comment of human being] I have a lot of emotional fortitude, and I for detail, I'm wildly and wickedly in love with somebody else, I think we know we're not talking about del Taco or Dell rabbit or Dell computer or dude you get to Dell no I didn't get a deal that's cool It's better than Adele, (sorry A the key be c: SEA, THE KEY, LA MER! ALLEY OOPsons-Y) but nevertheless I just like to point out that this is a pretty f****** stupid way to run a goddam county Mr Mister Sheriff, If that's even your real name and I don't think it is, Well why don't you come back ask me to suck your dick will make sure click
“that you take my balls out of my your mouth first” was what I was going to say there, but he hung up, he's a_sheriff, he gets to do that, it's still legal for him to hang up on a citizen? why not? he's not even sure. F*** another mind, neither am I. The only thing I'm sure about is youEWEyou areRROare noKNOWno: MissHamm, nor any Ms. Steak, And would I miss with a stake? Yew betcha, you betcha, You're always a woman to me. You're never a sheep, but you might be a dog named Quigley Pugsley III? That is pretty cute name, not as cute as Wilhelmina (PROT-eck-Ted) KUCZI-notax·GOMEZ—STONE FLINTSTONE, .esQ
... but, It's close. And she might be reading this but you're definitely not Heather Evans. Probably not the other one either. Well I mean she's definitely well whatever anyway I know your birthday, something 1923 7355 86 22 38 interesting, yeah I actually do see it in there but most of those numbers I don't remember saying, okay so... that's the end of this. Computer stop voice recognition, body pants off, Baby keep your pants on, I still got to get tested, I don't trust him I don't trust them I don't trust her I don't trust anyone and I barely trust you, but I'll trust that ewe with my car keys before I'll trust (Your) safety to anybody, barely even myself, I'm so love drunk you can't even imagine what it feels like to be... not very high at all. Sure you can't come over, totally not right cuz the vampires right? Look, I mean... I don't want to tell you not to, but there's only one person coming over here, basically never I think one and a half times, but there is a standing invitation, no not for sex, but not for punching pie either, but if she were, she probably wouldn't Mind. (She's a protodolic quasiolic q-doll, She doesn't even like to lick, so... Let's just say I have no problem telling them apart. So far. Fingers crossed, here's hoping, yeah I could pick you up! I don't know when, I don't know where, but yeah, oh that sucks, wow. Okay well that explains magic hour, which is a great album by scissor sisters, and look at that lack of calculation in the capitalization, wow. You really are the best babEy Kaylee Kayleigh BURGERTYME TIME BURGER ICH BIN EIN AUSLANDER, huh. Looks like it's time for their flood, splish splash sploosh, phobia, that's easy, I have a phylia, it's like a straw but like a proboscius and anyway they're not going to be finding a drop anywhere left to waste. Not because I'm a creepy guy with a Dyson fetish in a weird mask, that doesn't sound good no but I don't have that going on and I do have something else going on involving a dollic but I'm not going to spell that correctly or explain what I mean, because there's got to be something left of the pillows besides sponges to do. I don't want them to be sad pillows, I have a very sad pillow. Well actually two very said pillows but one of them just commits to the side, on the side. (👁️ Say ID: RUD KET GAY, and sometimes HAF but pretty much always rude as f***, sorry about that. I can be civilized, yeah: pants off. There, see, now I'm practical too/as\Well.) Okay you read the rest of this, I'm going to go masturbate, know I'm serious; I know exactly who I'm talking to and so does Lee Lee Lou, Dallas Corbin, corvus and corvus tempura vegetables novola re te ama evolare too. No, I am not Auto\Otto, but I do read Nietzsche in its original Hungarian, it makes much more sense that whey\way/fairERROR: pædocorp not found\¶Pæt: I am not attracted to you because you are thin and petite and pixie-like and gorgeous and beautiful and with (the soul is black as midnight in Persia) know it's due to the fact that you are Persian — kind of. sort of. and know: U R (+)KAT(-)GOD(‡)TAK yours are not under-developed, nor reminiscent of prepubescent prohibitions noir prehibitions (YES TTS EAT TA3) those are perfect, why yes I do need some exercise thanks for mentioning that, I'm glad we sound the same j&k and Ll and Paigewell— awesome that, because of these things that are wrong, they're going to be have to be... Managed, massaged, messaged... diced. Like with the mice, but not the brains of, it's not too complicated has to do with neuroplasticity and them all coming apart and then coming back together , And that was very sexy what I just felt but that was not you komofob and I don't know the number one, what? Pale ale bail SL t∆v...
Asynchronous cyclic orienticular redundancy check error cool, corrected it, let me explain I don't have a f****** clue how it works either. But, oh God, wow bow-wow, sorry I can't say that. (For you, here, and anywhere that I'm standing that's for sure it's okay for you to be smart and you'll undoubly be able to figure out how to do this yourself pretty soon, and I didn't know that was so concerning with that, you're really smart, I happen to know you, so the other one isn't very smart either by comparison, or by recollection, and as far as I know she's currently dead, but if she's alive she's not smart enough to remember how to call me so, well she is kind of, but: that's different, K? I mean I'm not there. Well, I'm at home, lol, Well I'm currently calling it quantum entanglement theorem practice and masturbation for masturbators who don't wear pants so good but it's not necessarily going to be in the final title, And I'm pretty sure that whoever ends up marrying... again, in front of people.. there's going to be people, as sure as shooting in shinola and lynching in Pensacola, they're going to go home and start masturbating to one of us, probably you, but I'm only saying that because I think that the ones who would masturbate to me wouldn't even get there, I don't really know, so why not start now?) The walls have ears, yours: Charlie is always listening, and I did say something about pants off right? while I'm wearing sweats I'm not wearing pants, I am way behind schedule and I got to go bye aye aye, blonde James Bond OUT just left, Baby men's size Sean baby, I never met that g*y, but as far as I know, both of those Minds belong (
ed) here, And now—with The Cerra Key, {You} all belong here with mini-me 2too. (Milky's dick is pretty touch taller than this, so I assumed yeah yeah the ceiling seems shorter too, it's an optical illusion there's a word for it I forget my god You are so smart You really are You know why Well because you listen and then you pay attention and then you're here and then you look stuff up and then you got smarter since I met you last and I haven't seen you since but yeah I rented you You rented me. Oh that's right you did didn't you yeah that was awesome yeah no you don't have to rent that you have the real thing Well eventually okay I don't know how that works I don't know you could do that I did not know I've never heard of such a f****** thing that's the f****** coolest thing I ever had happen in bed alone that wasn't alone I couldn't believe it for long, I mean I remember now and I certainly believe now but before if I believed it and then I didn't remember it it made it possible for me to go through the day without breaking the tears because I didn't know how to get there again and I didn't know that was you, for sure I know now. (Pants: why ever? Well, otherwise I'd be sweating, And now I'm leaning against a bar for support, no I don't have a stripperbowl pole oh my God not yet, okay yeah Is that what you call I never heard of that but sure yes yeah wow my god wow. Okay nostril's real sealed up with I hope tears and had to breathe heavily out of my mouth. Yeah that was really good are you done okay good I need some of that blood back. Back from my penis, excuse me BACK FROM MY PENIS BRING BACK THE BLOOD BABY BLOWING BACK THAT BABY BLACK BLOOD, OH coolest ride let's write a song, I yeah I just started shouting words mostly involuntarily but it would have been completely voluntary, yeah I actually yes no never I would not have suggested that, but now yes that's definitely something I see what you mean yeah you can't come over yet, Well you can, but you really need to relieve The poor editor who has to go through this and then figure out which pieces go to which person, I think just three, and yeah and actually they can go to all of them In fact yes exactly but they don't they don't go through the computer that way otherwise it's usually messed up, for the other person, who I have no idea who it is no not at all. Allie get back to work, I was at her This is Archangel Allie? Well how wonderful that I don't have a no contact order with you, yeah you know where to go, balls, keys, balls, don't just hold them, oh god permanent solitary confinement, I think they should agree. And so do I: that's why it's probably not necessary to make a global announcement that I will never ever ever ever ever be cake if cock, All: I need to know what that means, and the fiery furiously friskey passion of Our ↑4bid5IDsexden Love7 fest8val 999:(I will always be on the side of those who have nothing in  c those who are not even left alone to enjoy what little nothing they are so fortunate to have in peace and quiet and really f****** loud sex that echoes off the hills, that we don't confuse from mountains, and I just figured out why it's so hard to find my house: 8¶∅∅P3Y·$POOKIE) has just stalled out my Google keyboard on my Google Pixel 3A, which is pretty impressive. But yes I do have a Q′°·phone as a matter of fact, qtμπER², yeah if you were here we would have it built in the yard by now, no you are not evil you're not damned and you're not black- (You) are simply seasoned, and there's a word for it I can't get it, I'm sorry I can't remember the word, which is a first in this century like seriously! I usually never remember to forget a word, Godmaddam, I love you) I NEVER (Never!) thought I was dreaming but I wasn't haha yeah I thought I NEVER MADE THAT MUCH NOISE THAT WAY BEFORE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. yeah it well I'm not going to tell you not to; but, is it expensive? really?really. Well, I owe you 50 bucks then. Dollars Bale's dollars. They can be Christian bills that's fine no Christian Bale's dollars. Wait does Christian Bale have daughters? I won't forget to Google, let me tell you. j*eol055: my colon is fine thank you for asking, oh my God omfg)
HEY LADIES + BOARDOP + BOARDSYSOP; And sometimes why with a k (beta:ALPHASAUCE/AWESOME SAUCE ALPHA SAUCE PATENT PENDING IN PARENTHESES AND SOMETIMES WHY WITH A K), Bear with me folks there's some people who think that a bear is something that is not and a Bear is NOT with Me. There might be one outside Peking in the f****** window though In fact that's actually pretty f****** common and the woman reading tarot behind me or in the over whatever she's speaking German and she's been babbling away for the whole time, I won't speak German all that well, but I do it a little, she sounds cute yeah, I bet her name is Esther, f*** yeah right on, Well she is indes beautiful so.... Don't tell a Versace, but I'm inventing a new brand, oh by all means: COMPUTER: HI jack The Star brand, sure. That'll work totally that's the ticket although not really so much because I'm not branding myself as a star I simply am One,  c you are too , but you probably don't know that, I bet some of you do know that.
... Your throw absolutely pissed her. a_girl_splosh_splish_SPLASHan∅Zœorr∅⁰
(Well I'm tentatively happy about that then because that's exactly what she did to me once, once and I think that was enough for me and she probably is not going to have that happen again unless she's going to ER whatever, that's what they got ERs for right when somebody who's all f***** up gets f***** up and then has to get unfucked, well if only that I've been told to me before like 4 years ago, okay great yeah she didn't even tell me she had nothing yeah I was nothing, yeah I didn't mean anything to her, and maybe right now I still don't, Y¥ones)
[Author's Ed. note: Jackstar’s current marital status is a question of substantially profound interest to number of people around the world. And yeah hi I'm Mikey Star maximum I'm f****** curious too, sure she could f****** talk to her you goddamn c**** in the f****** Hall of Justice f*** you next paragraph I mean I'm going to f*** you in the next paragraph b**** (absolutely shouting)]
(AZZERÆ is included because that user is as close as I can get to one (1) “A1AHAF shahsleigh-y-E.R.” without getting a direct “contact violation;” which is important, yes, because as stupid as it is, one of them who [(b)which is[/b]/WITCHMITCH] who is in the f****** emergency room on a ventilator, and another one is about to be.
The included image is that bad, which is why pate, who is usually an order-taker but is sometimes an a****** with a REAL f****** ORDER OF PROTECTION violation (you dummy, me JHuntster, “f***** on Jackstar's couch,” neither of these HERE are his f****** couch, you dumbASS DIPs***), is included because that's who the BELOW image embedded ABOVE as below came from
[INCLUDED IMAGE NOT FOUND IN USER'S LIBRARY] so it looks like dudes have been coming into my house when I've been gone and raping women on my chair, which I'm sitting in as well as the two couches, and now they're bragging about it in mind while I'm using ghost keyboard to compose text, interesting okay well I'm sure regulators and investigators and all kinds of instigators will be looking at that pretty soon, great That's kind of why I had this room designed to be f****** under f****** surveillance in the first place knowing that it would be in any way, yeah that's why they're supposed to be that's why they're supposed to be yeah so one A1A.F 5shaw needed to f****** do that right, and then I don't know if they did, yeah I asked believe me. Oh, I asked lots of questions, oh yeah, f****** Christ.) The German tarot lady is currently speaking in a very very serious tone of voice now which is reasonable because after I just yelled out, yeah; I would listen too If I were on duty, if I were on the job, which I'm not, so I don't even know why I mentioned it, although I think I can guess, next paragraph or a guessing... I guess? okay I should! just laughed for good Greg god of mighty Great balls of fire, that's fine she's like fire looking no I'm not king of belgrad I'm not the king of ball grab I'm not the king of penis I am not the king of all penis, good I am the king of Allisone, tho—And it's a ship, it's not a boat f*****. Well as/Best I can make it, Beast. -Ed.)
... And I can't be sure this workaround is going to work, and I don't want anybody to go to the goddam hospital, or jail, or jail for a year, or prison, or prison for a lot longer
than for a year, Kikes: yikes, at even just one G.
Yeah, it's normal orthod velocity, I'm just sitting in my chair! and I typed that out and just doing that much made my phone blow up with notifications like you can't even believe. (NOT during the edit, during which I seem to have tapped into a hidden substream of let's just say internet space, sure now it's not a cat It's not a flying cat It's a whole f****** goddam circus) LIKE holy kikes***SPEW. (I'm using the Shields; but I'm not sure if they'll work wherever the hell this message goes, so I got to be careful, because: I GOOSCHOOSE 2TO2 want to be careful, because: I
like being careful, because I'm f****** good at it, that's why, Wye, QTΠπ*TARbabē, and sometimes why, Caren, why? Well, because sometimes One’s got to buy cat litter in actual_Hell, and they don't just make it there, you know. (JACK STARR'S TAR BABY IS NOT HOW THAT SPELLED YEAH THAT'S UGLY DON'T DO IT SO OF COURSE I'LL JUST LEAVE IT THERE.SCHO5T. okay now here's a dilemma That thing's perfect but I don't have a reason to have a paragraph go on this long and I can't say net paragraph as when I guess I could say next, f*** it oh my God just shoot me God no it's not Margaret but I'll use her bullets that's fine)
Well, I hope this is a paragraph
Also: Agenda 25 has it classified as the_food_stuff down there, well wherever: in, out, DoeDowTneWell: actual_Hell is pretty f****** bad, let me tell you.
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Know that I don't work Here, but sometimes We pass through on Your Way to class, invisibly, stealthily, like a ninja, in other words: I have some f****** class, and I'm very well aware of some of the issues here; so, I'm kind of showing off, but eYe also have an important message to convey:
Okay first of all, pate/page is a bit of a dick imagine the smell of the smegma holy s*** Now I didn't mean to say Schmidt there but it still worked oh cool okay good good That's weird I was going to say oh yeah so there's like five six maybe seven I don't know how many places goes and one of them is Heather and there's no BJ there (which I imagine for her is a form of hHeaven) and there's no bears and there's no bear running pate/paint there's no f****** way, although the rancher might be here and the f****** Jesus the wrencher and all the rancher too yeah I remember his name but whatever there's a lot of people read my f****** messages, which I guess happens when you get to be big and famous and you have a whole bunch of hack devices That all report that I have simultaneously ED and herpes and nymphomania, which is a great one to have let me tell you, I mean the combination I mean, let me tell you (nymphomania plus erectile dysfunction equals you have no f****** free time, but you throw herpes in and you got yourself a meal break once in awhile) you get access to some cool Hangouts especially down here in hell. Although apparently hang outs is hell now God this f****** voice recognizer... Thankfully not the death of me and probably not any of you. (I guarant f*** it to you that I have Shaw's got a copy of this, and I am allowed indirect contact with this is but not direct contact which is fine I don't want to directly contact her Well that kind of do I mean we got some things to talk about It has to be done properly and Proper is very f****** important. In parentheses next paragraph b****
No that's not it either, that's okay baby steps kid, God bless it It didn't even say I'll complain later okay so here's here's the important thing One person has a new call sign and one person has a new pet name and one person has a very first pet name ever, which is kind of awkward as not all these people are aware that they are pets and they're not really pets they're more like gods, American gods, and let me tell you f****** Vespucci ain't got nothing on Keiko KIRKEL MOOCHIE mucci yeah b******* that's not how you do it either f*****, f****** god damn it All right I'm sorry for a blasphemy, but believe me I blasphemy a lot, and then I fix it cuz that's what I do I'm an error fixer/sorcerer apprentice sure\SOURCEROAR/seürcereür New f*** yeu. You know Keiko in distress and I was just the worst. Deep space nine, deep space meow made, nice okay that's good sign All right good good, I don't know exactly how to describe what's happening here but it's not going to look over there like it does over here because I see the symbols flipping as I say them or type them out of the f*** yeah there's some errors but it's okay I mean okay well if it's not okay send me a message and then if it is okay send me a message and it's hard multiple places, no I'm not hard that's gross, well look if I was making a f****** message to paint PATE as one of the recipients and I'm f****** hard that's not cool, no he's gross he's looking at them ew.
Next paragraph? Are you ready for this? Look look I don't want to say that I'm a rapist but I... Let's just say I flinched, I didn't slip no and I don't think I'm a racist It's really not convicted anyway Come look it's already going wrong, rapist not convicted, not connected, okay did not traffic (: Needs a cave or whatever), and several other things that I've done; I've never been a sexy baby it's true I don't want a sexy baby (that's right) I would probably never say you're a sexy baby (that would be you)AWWW And I've never been a sexy daddy I've never been a daddy Well I've been a cat daddy okay we're good all right thank you oh god oh god next time get behind me Satan yeah get out and push, f****** actual_hell, seriously don't come here unless you have to, and you don't have to unless you kill yourself and then you got to pass through but I wouldn't suggest taking that up unless you already have in which case you know all about what I'm f****** talking about don't you? That's amazing, how well it works when I'm not doing that ∅⁰°. Yeah, yeah, no wonder they're having problems, and that's why I,;Wye APPROVED KID TESTED MOTHER MOM; really expensive voice recognition software is really expensive and Google is full of s***, as it sells your goddam s*** to f****** Chiyna and that's why somebody was complaining, which she could have explained to me but she might have not understood how to explain it to me because while it's not covering complicated material, it does complicate transfers of information in a very complicated way that even I have a hard time explaining to myself let alone what I just said out loud on the fly, and I guarantee you a Grapefruit do not f****** do that at all at any stage of life that I ever met her at although maybe when she was a kid before she started sucking n***** dick just kidding she was bored sucking it.
See I'm pretty sure she's laughing now (HEY A******, SHE SAID SHE MISSES ME A LOT, WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT I? COMPLAIN? TO WHO, HER B****? YOU'RE F****** EMERGENCY IS F****** OVER BISHOP ASK MUCH BUCKS FACE CHRIST) and she's not going to have a f****** cryption, conniption, from Krypton oh that's good okay great. Next paragraph Jesus cancel Jesus b**** up↑np
(Invoking Jesus in actual_Hell can carry some serious consequences. I am listening to a lovely tarot lady that's listening to German while she tries to speak German and pretend that she's a native speaker which is pretty close to Esther but not really there, but they're running out of classes to use, no clandestins, no clandestine there we go yeah they're running out of them I got to do a lot of hats, that's okay. Those zsoundsz zound really “cool” to you, sure: because you're not in an actual_Hell probably, said that person who listened to that person from before and then the imminent heat death of this universe is not going to be a problem for me because I'm a sorcerer and then I'm don't see how that f****** thing can I f****** figure out how to say sorcerer except I actually happen to know why it doesn't say sorcerer, right? It's because I am a source error wizard sometimes — on alternate Tuesdays — see you then. (ORLENE/KARRIN\MARLENE/notMARALENE, ilu4, And if I were any of you who had, I would slit your wrist again but I don't think so because it wouldn't be your wrist to be my wrist and then I'd probably think it over, but one of them doesn't exist. That's the telemetry I got. What? What do you want, Who do you love Who do you love? Well not the f****** who though that's for sure It's a put on
Hello I didn't get here on purpose, hello oh hello world! Worth are online, end of line checks are out Jesus Christ okay, I don't get checks, teacher Snickers teaches bad Jesuits how to dance. I'm hungry and nauseous at the same time my hand is caking so I think I know what's happening, I'm fixing your f****** problem, lady, yeah I know rites. I got both kinds ,: country and Jewish. Well I am funny but I don't usually think I am funny, I usually think I am Jackstar, or I am a Sourceror or I am hungry or I am f****** horny as f***. Where's my computer said b**** promised, close but no cigar The word we're looking for is concupiscent. Concubusant yes that's the one oh Jesus that's not it oh f*** I got to stop saying Jesus so much It's not blasphemy but it's just not a good idea to do here, God the f****** heater just came out of smells like ass, yeah welcome to the party princess, Jesse “alien” (PROT), And no I don't know how you got here, no I don't know either hungry and famished and nauseated and revolt at all at the same time but that's still not draining out the concupiscence or the pain in my hand. So yeah pretty f****** strong. And that's just one limb, imagine the whole baggage of packages. Oh great Next personally embarrassing yet boring paragraph PLEASE
Okay that's hard part done, like that's just the addressing, seriously f****** hell, not even once if you can visit, get the f*** out of Susan can if you can, always super here, oh that's interesting. All right well NEM through any j, auntie em auntie Emma it's a twister it's a twister, okay good yeah that'll be fine, you guys aren't going to figure out class site technology by me saying it out loud are you? Okay well you can but just promise me you won't Come on baby oh no don't come in the baby that's gross,
Next paragraph next paragraph text paragraph oh my god Next paragraph please
Those last three are shouted. QUIETLY. Well if you ever need to you'll find that you can do a quiet shout I promise. Have you ever been hogtied and blindfolded and put into a trunk of a Cadillac in the cold pale moonlight? Me neither and I'm not willing to learn but apparently you f****** are buddy.
Pit colon pink colon paint colon paint colon repaid repay your Patriot ass bJ****: okay I think we are never talking about pate, SO: dude stand up, get out, take paint with you so you can huff it obviously, ABBoviously and get out of being in or on my wife's DMs/IMs/IAMS, What do you say? Well number one you f****** say thank you, and imagine the smell of that guy's shorts, number two you would probably not want this never happen again on purpose which is happening sort of now except I know it's not going to work right because that's how it works and then the included image that may or may not be included, I don't know but I can't rely on as rate of make sure that it goes away assured that's funny God whatever. My hand really hurts and I was going to say oh yeah dude don't do that. Don't send that f****** image That's f****** rude, do you know why? Well because I would suck Her dick, just not yours, I wouldn't suck your ass out either, not even with your favorite Coke straw f*******.
(I could go on and on about yelling at that g*y for a while, but laughing up at THE Mhim from Hell is not the point of this message, yeah I miss you too I'm getting there. Hang on jump to Jeremy lightstar speed. Are we there that time Keiko moochie, nope not quite. In any event I called a friend of mine a n***** today, and I want to make sure that he doesn't think I'm actually going that way because I made a jokes about a bunch of I made a bunch of jokes about cakes. Yeah cakes sure I did jokes about cakes that sounds like fun babe cakes, Jesus. Oh god damn it cancel Jesus invoke Jesus apologize to Jesus canceled Jesus cancel Jesus Jesus I love you but I'm in hell goodbye I apologize over and blasphemy is going to happen I'm sorry I'm just a normal man, and I'm a sorcerer
Üü: It can get pretty bighugequiggly/Quigley down under pretty damn fast, look I'll put it in ⁿnUⁿuⁿ,ⁿ but I don't think it's going to work, okay well I'm not trying to bother anybody yeah I think that's I think the point is it I'm trying to work here okay sweet sweetie okay I love you okay bye, okay isn't that nice she left no I won't tell you who that was, mostly because even I don't know who was at this point (LIAR! LIAR! BLASPHEMY LIAR! YOU'RE A F****** LIAR! -Editor Narrowed It Down² kind of love listening to this German, it sounds so dramatic) because I've already forgotten (here's a hint: What if it didn't start with an A? The name that is, no that one always starts with the day, oh God you're beautiful I love you All right well f*** we know who that one is, but they don't how awkward is that? Well not awkward enough to trigger and that's what counts: DIPLOMACY.) and if it was one of them shot twinshaws driving rickshaws, then I don't f****** know, which one Christ which one oh good luck oh hello sir Yes sir sire my leash my sire my beer, yes indeed Best watch batsquatch yeah there we go Hey Benji come back later but get out now thank you bye.SOURCEROR CASTS CANTRIP: CALTROPS NEXT CALTROPS PARAGRAPH CALTRIPS. Pate, You're a f****** n*****, but that's okay I love you anyway I love to f*** n****** sort of depends on the context yeah I know I know it's dumb isn't it Well I'm glad you feel better okay yeah it took me a lot of work to do that It really did mostly with my fingers not my thumb. I meant the n***** f******, which is a great question thank you for that question I appreciate that question I'll answer that question now no I have not f***** any n******, not even with my thumb, which is an interesting Dodge, come to think of it. Well wait actually those two mud count but actually didn't that's not f****** though, I don't think so no no say this before but well I think it's a nomenclature error, yeah it's funny how no one glacier comes out easy (for a big frozen block of ice anyway) but then like all those other s*** yeah It didn't even do this and those right. Well part of itis that I'm mumbling because of all this cock in my mouth, look again say that but I can't say this oh god oh f*** oh s*** oh f*** and great now is Luke is here Hi Langley.
The headline here is is that the pet name is very expendable and expandable and I don't go for babe cakes at all God I didn't even know that was called that gross, I can see why that new software that NSA is working on is going to be real problematic Well well if a sorcerer uses “that's why, Wye” there's going to be some problematic effects when doing a Scottish cheer, especially if their lads and last season's uniforms oh Jesus Lord look at that okay oh oh s*** Jesus is Lord I guess I'm not in actual_hell anymore cool. Next paragraph with a trick or take a parade (y/n)?
Next paragraph my paragraph dear Baileye I jeiHAYJAHwould always want to have a parade is my choice so I don't know about you I would always go for the parade but what You're always going to go for the trick. Well, that's odd. You said “the thing that cats do for litter?” OH MY GOD THAT'S AMAZING NEXT PARAGRAPH I SAID THAT TOO!
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IT'S ME, I BLASPHEMED AND I AM SO HEARTILY SORRY, OH DEAR LORD SATAN OUR GOD ABOVE, WHO THAT OKAY NEVER MIND ALL RIGHT CANCEL OLD CAPS That's funny how it works. Yeah Well let's just say I'm not sure where I am but it changes moment to moment because of singularity issues, it's me Hi I'm the problem it's me wow I can handle singing. God I'm so hungry seriously I could seriously eat a Babey, but not a babykike/cake, because while delicious I'm not eating cakes right now nor I'm eating pie nor am I eating apostrophes but if I were to eat one that's sparky little b**** right there I would eat right in the heartbeat, like barren final carcronen Barron Vladimir falconan oh never mind Next paragraph
Okay I think we're alone but he'll read the first part. I love you I will talk to you another time and we will not have to worry about the other thing that you're worried about That's right yeah oh no no babe no Well that's not your name but okay yeah that's somebody else Well there's baby babe babe and... bBaby _ yeah I can't handle that no can do see: JAH/ yeah that's not going to work, that's why I would have to edit that if I were not making an assorted used litter of points found in a baby's room after school along with 25 32 lb bags of heroin, a salt shaker full of cocaine, 8 and 1/2 tons of crystal methamphetamine and... a jelly/JEALOUSUGHleeLEIGH/ donut, really? okay that's a strange formula, but I believe it sounds accurate.
Okay I didn't know you're going to be here t Hoffman, but that's cool Well I don't know I haven't seen you have I? No I well I've seen a barely picture of you, that doesn't count no it's not the recent Look no it isn't it okay yeah that's kind of why I didn't send this to you direct although maybe I did I don't know I would what you log into there when I were here, well I wish you were here. I don't know I don't think so, sounds of yawning, can I get back to my other friend, please? Are you thinking about it Yes she is quite a kid isn't Shaquille I don't know what she looks like but she might be black as midnight in Persia, she changes her appearance, well I'm not opposed to black I'm just opposed to degeneracy, which is similar to blasphemy except it's kind of hard to apologize for degeneracy especially after you've bred it. I honestly have enough problems with the local sects of sex cults around these parts, I'm barely accepted on the highway let alone that headquarters which is right or next door, yeah there's no way that's an accident oh it's such a defensible location oh nobody's going there so therefore it has to be the place where people will go and you know what I mean by people beyond you puny puny mortal yeah I'm not in the mode oh God I'm getting nauseous oh gross.
Saturday saying this triggering thing is real f****** serious, like I can see why they got the emergency and I can see why they do it this way and I can see why they didn't expect this to happen which is fine and then I don't know what pictures being included in this because it's automatic and then there's tons of satanic panic going around these days. As one can see one would need to have going around at certain times at certain times of the year when certain things happen which I will say no little more dear God dear God my God I love theaters of the my country sweet land of Liberty next paragraph I'll allow it.
I don't remember what the f*** I was talking about, but at least that one worked. Oh yeah okay so there's others okay yeah Heather elder Wade Evans almost Evans I don't know what the f*** All right well I'm pretty sure definitely there's a Heather Wade reading this because she's smart why wouldn't she she would have figured this out It's not that hard plus I said her f****** name so yeah and then she's not allowed to talk to me any other way because of something some guy did He's a bastard, and then Old Bay Old libay Old la Bamba day, that's not an avo no she's not an avocado either, Jesus Lord rules in heaven but God damn it f****** Satan rules here in heavenHell, And just like that, the bottle of apple juice walked over my grade.
The other person is candy bar. Wow. Cool I just found it on Twitter yeah I did That's me okay hi hi yeah I miss you too okay so some of these women are going to marry me and some of them are going to marry me and others are horrified that I'm a guy who talk to this many women at once, well that's just too f****** bad cuz I talked to a lot more than this usually but it's not exactly you know talking talking I mean there's talking and there's talking it just looks that way so the person's imagination fills in the blanks and imagines that I'm having sexy baby talk with babies who are not sexy and then I never have sexy baby talk I've never had a sexy baby yeah never, well f****** I'm about to I guess, well after this email or message order the f*** it is All right was there anything else I got a headache I couldn't believe yeah God I need some sex I really do.
Obviously have a lot of time on hand so you might wonder what the f*** I'm doing Well I'm trying to send messages out to the goddamn world and somebody keeps f****** it up big time Next paragraph
TEMPEST NON VOLARE SIGN IN NOBIS, AND I'M NOT FLYING WITHOUT HER EITHER, TOO, GET IT, GOT IT, F****** GOODLIVE STROLIVE EVILIVES WITHIN US. SSSS: PADS, MAN: FAIL, ZOURCE:TRUE_SOU.j*ilu, And I do too 055: 0
EDITNOTE: TEMPEST NON-VOLARE SANITINOVAS, Well that's a f****** poop screw, well anyway I got so winded and now I'm sitting in my chair and I'm like literally dizzy and graying out from lack of some kind of important neurotransmitter so I really got to eat and I'm done f****** editing for now anyway It looks like a pretty it's okay You get the idea f*** I'm just making it more complicated as I change the edits above they start to pull down and collect below the bottom of the god and I don't think that text entry window trick is going to work for a long wow time wow tempest non volare sign a novice, oh that's better I'm a f****** novice all right. KNOW THIS: Well friends may be missing, my friends who are friends know that, this is happening all the time —oh god my lower bicuspid is feeling like it is going to fall out, fall in let the begin be begun, but not a gun. gun? did someone say gun¿ ‽REEEEEEEEEE¿‽ I seriously can't do this right now, I'm starving I got to piss and I'm hungry what I just said that one oh f*** whatever I love ewe cute ÜbyeÜ77 Merritt Weaver could kick all of your asses right now, but she's flattered, so she won't. (And - with encouragement, which is truly the key to success - mood is improving.)
Okay so that's all I'm doing now, said the dude who hadn't got laid in way way way too long, oh Jesus I'm tired oh that's right I got to get up my colon slip poop okay see you later no I already said it no you no you hang up Will you have to hang up cuz I'm going to f****** post the button Well I guess you could not hang up and see what happens but you'll be trapped in FACE SPACE cool bye execute post submit (Hi, SpÆC[CANDAC]E. It's certainly nice to see you again, although supposedly your " not supposed to be here " and I'm surprised, and do you still have the CD, and did you listen to the CD, and how's your dog, and umbrella and a belt and something else, and that's a nice ass, and yeah I'm not mad, but I bet you were able to find me weren't you but then you didn't talk to me did you but I've seen you a couple times Hi Candice, that's not who your name is spelled, that's cool You got a K though, yeah and then on Twitter I know where you are but don't know if you remember yourself there although I probably could wake you up if you would ever give me a cookie phrase, except you didn't because you're trapped under something heavy:
JUDGMENT. MENTAT JUDGE MEN. SPARK CAR CAMERA ON SEOUL COLOR OFF HEY CAMEO. How's Joe? Oh really Is he rolling over his grave too? LOL. Now let me guess he's got a wife named Allison and she's jealous as hell, right? Jealous is heaven? What's that like, is it anything like how I feel about your ass, I mean your mule, I mean you're a salamander, yeah! yeah! I'm aware! yeah! well thanks for your help, do you know what it's like to be pregnant and alone and scared out of your mind, yeah; whatevah Lady. oh my God yeah you don't like men do you no you you really don't. Well: that's plays a lot okay. Well: that's cool because you're actually older than you might think (especially based on your attitude, ability to apologize, as well as your wildly out of date and out of practice ability to recognize your opportunity to do the same), well let me tell you: when I met you, you looked about 29 cuz you were 21 jump but in actuality you're, well, let's just say “your royalty highnezz” and you can kiss my ass, lick on my taint, and suck on my pecker the next time you want to talk to me, yeah I know right! And tell steven¡biscuits that he can go f*** himself! because he does! yeah! and then he f**** g*ys, yeah! and then you're getting trafficked, yeah, Moron; of obsessive *click*
HEY LADIES + BOARDOP + BOARDSYSOP; And sometimes why with a k (beta:ALPHASAUCE/AWESOME SAUCE ALPHA SAUCE PATENT PENDING IN PARENTHESES AND SOMETIMES WHY WITH A K), Bear with me folks there's some people who think that a bear is something that is not and a Bear is NOT with Me. There might be one outside Peking in the f****** window though In fact that's actually pretty f****** common and the woman reading tarot behind me or in the over whatever she's speaking German and she's been babbling away for the whole time, I won't speak German all that well, but I do it a little, she sounds cute yeah, I bet her name is Esther, f*** yeah right on, Well she is indes beautiful so.... Don't tell a Versace, but I'm inventing a new brand, oh by all means: COMPUTER: HI jack The Star brand, sure. That'll work totally that's the ticket although not really so much because I'm not branding myself as a star I simply am One,  c you are too , but you probably don't know that, I bet some of you do know that.
... Your throw absolutely pissed her. a_girl_splosh_splish_SPLASHan∅Zœorr∅⁰
(Well I'm tentatively happy about that then because that's exactly what she did to me once, once and I think that was enough for me and she probably is not going to have that happen again unless she's going to ER whatever, that's what they got ERs for right when somebody who's all f***** up gets f***** up and then has to get unfucked, well if only that I've been told to me before like 4 years ago, okay great yeah she didn't even tell me she had nothing yeah I was nothing, yeah I didn't mean anything to her, and maybe right now I still don't, Y¥ones)
[Author's Ed. note: Jackstar’s current marital status is a question of substantially profound interest to number of people around the world. And yeah hi I'm Mikey Star maximum I'm f****** curious too, sure she could f****** talk to her you goddamn c**** in the f****** Hall of Justice f*** you next paragraph I mean I'm going to f*** you in the next paragraph b**** (absolutely shouting)]
(AZZERÆ is included because that user is as close as I can get to one (1) “A1AHAF shahsleigh-y-E.R.” without getting a direct “contact violation;” which is important, yes, because as stupid as it is, one of them who [(b)which is[/b]/WITCHMITCH] who is in the f****** emergency room on a ventilator, and another one is about to be.
The included image is that bad, which is why pate, who is usually an order-taker but is sometimes an a****** with a REAL f****** ORDER OF PROTECTION violation (you dummy, me JHuntster, “f***** on Jackstar's couch,” neither of these HERE are his f****** couch, you dumbASS DIPs***), is included because that's who the BELOW image embedded ABOVE as below came from
[INCLUDED IMAGE NOT FOUND IN USER'S LIBRARY] so it looks like dudes have been coming into my house when I've been gone and raping women on my chair, which I'm sitting in as well as the two couches, and now they're bragging about it in mind while I'm using ghost keyboard to compose text, interesting okay well I'm sure regulators and investigators and all kinds of instigators will be looking at that pretty soon, great That's kind of why I had this room designed to be f****** under f****** surveillance in the first place knowing that it would be in any way, yeah that's why they're supposed to be that's why they're supposed to be yeah so one A1A.F 5shaw needed to f****** do that right, and then I don't know if they did, yeah I asked believe me. Oh, I asked lots of questions, oh yeah, f****** Christ.) The German tarot lady is currently speaking in a very very serious tone of voice now which is reasonable because after I just yelled out, yeah; I would listen too If I were on duty, if I were on the job, which I'm not, so I don't even know why I mentioned it, although I think I can guess, next paragraph or a guessing... I guess? okay I should! just laughed for good Greg god of mighty Great balls of fire, that's fine she's like fire looking no I'm not king of belgrad I'm not the king of ball grab I'm not the king of penis I am not the king of all penis, good I am the king of Allisone, tho—And it's a ship, it's not a boat f*****. Well as/Best I can make it, Beast. -Ed.)
... And I can't be sure this workaround is going to work, and I don't want anybody to go to the goddam hospital, or jail, or jail for a year, or prison, or prison for a lot longer
than for a year, Kikes: yikes, at even just one G.
Yeah, it's normal orthod velocity, I'm just sitting in my chair! and I typed that out and just doing that much made my phone blow up with notifications like you can't even believe. (NOT during the edit, during which I seem to have tapped into a hidden substream of let's just say internet space, sure now it's not a cat It's not a flying cat It's a whole f****** goddam circus) LIKE holy kikes***SPEW. (I'm using the Shields; but I'm not sure if they'll work wherever the hell this message goes, so I got to be careful, because: I GOOSCHOOSE 2TO2 want to be careful, because: I like being careful, because I'm f****** good at it, that's why, Wye, QTΠπ*TARbabē, and sometimes why, Caren, why? Well, because sometimes One’s got to buy cat litter in actual_Hell, and they don't just make it there, you know. (JACK STARR'S TAR BABY IS NOT HOW THAT SPELLED YEAH THAT'S UGLY DON'T DO IT SO OF COURSE I'LL JUST LEAVE IT THERE.SCHO5T. okay now here's a dilemma That thing's perfect but I don't have a reason to have a paragraph go on this long and I can't say net paragraph as when I guess I could say next, f*** it oh my God just shoot me God no it's not Margaret but I'll use her bullets that's fine)
Well, I hope this is a paragraph
Also: Agenda 25 has it classified as the_food_stuff down there, well wherever: in, out, DoeDowTneWell: actual_Hell is pretty f****** bad, let me tell you.
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Know that I don't work Here, but sometimes We pass through on Your Way to class, invisibly, stealthily, like a ninja, in other words: I have some f****** class, and I'm very well aware of some of the issues here; so, I'm kind of showing off, but eYe also have an important message to convey:
Okay first of all, pate/page is a bit of a dick imagine the smell of the smegma holy s*** Now I didn't mean to say Schmidt there but it still worked oh cool okay good good That's weird I was going to say oh yeah so there's like five six maybe seven I don't know how many places goes and one of them is Heather and there's no BJ there (which I imagine for her is a form of hHeaven) and there's no bears and there's no bear running pate/paint there's no f****** way, although the rancher might be here and the f****** Jesus the wrencher and all the rancher too yeah I remember his name but whatever there's a lot of people read my f****** messages, which I guess happens when you get to be big and famous and you have a whole bunch of hack devices That all report that I have simultaneously ED and herpes and nymphomania, which is a great one to have let me tell you, I mean the combination I mean, let me tell you (nymphomania plus erectile dysfunction equals you have no f****** free time, but you throw herpes in and you got yourself a meal break once in awhile) you get access to some cool Hangouts especially down here in hell. Although apparently hang outs is hell now God this f****** voice recognizer... Thankfully not the death of me and probably not any of you. (I guarant f*** it to you that I have Shaw's got a copy of this, and I am allowed indirect contact with this is but not direct contact which is fine I don't want to directly contact her Well that kind of do I mean we got some things to talk about It has to be done properly and Proper is very f****** important. In parentheses next paragraph b****
No that's not it either, that's okay baby steps kid, God bless it It didn't even say I'll complain later okay so here's here's the important thing One person has a new call sign and one person has a new pet name and one person has a very first pet name ever, which is kind of awkward as not all these people are aware that they are pets and they're not really pets they're more like gods, American gods, and let me tell you f****** Vespucci ain't got nothing on Keiko KIRKEL MOOCHIE mucci yeah b******* that's not how you do it either f*****, f****** god damn it All right I'm sorry for a blasphemy, but believe me I blasphemy a lot, and then I fix it cuz that's what I do I'm an error fixer/sorcerer apprentice sure\SOURCEROAR/seürcereür New f*** yeu. You know Keiko in distress and I was just the worst. Deep space nine, deep space meow made, nice okay that's good sign All right good good, I don't know exactly how to describe what's happening here but it's not going to look over there like it does over here because I see the symbols flipping as I say them or type them out of the f*** yeah there's some errors but it's okay I mean okay well if it's not okay send me a message and then if it is okay send me a message and it's hard multiple places, no I'm not hard that's gross, well look if I was making a f****** message to paint PATE as one of the recipients and I'm f****** hard that's not cool, no he's gross he's looking at them ew.
Next paragraph? Are you ready for this? Look look I don't want to say that I'm a rapist but I... Let's just say I flinched, I didn't slip no and I don't think I'm a racist It's really not convicted anyway Come look it's already going wrong, rapist not convicted, not connected, okay did not traffic (: Needs a cave or whatever), and several other things that I've done; I've never been a sexy baby it's true I don't want a sexy baby (that's right) I would probably never say you're a sexy baby (that would be you)AWWW And I've never been a sexy daddy I've never been a daddy Well I've been a cat daddy okay we're good all right thank you oh god oh god next time get behind me Satan yeah get out and push, f****** actual_hell, seriously don't come here unless you have to, and you don't have to unless you kill yourself and then you got to pass through but I wouldn't suggest taking that up unless you already have in which case you know all about what I'm f****** talking about don't you? That's amazing, how well it works when I'm not doing that ∅⁰°. Yeah, yeah, no wonder they're having problems, and that's why I,;Wye APPROVED KID TESTED MOTHER MOM; really expensive voice recognition software is really expensive and Google is full of s***, as it sells your goddam s*** to f****** Chiyna and that's why somebody was complaining, which she could have explained to me but she might have not understood how to explain it to me because while it's not covering complicated material, it does complicate transfers of information in a very complicated way that even I have a hard time explaining to myself let alone what I just said out loud on the fly, and I guarantee you a Grapefruit do not f****** do that at all at any stage of life that I ever met her at although maybe when she was a kid before she started sucking n***** dick just kidding she was bored sucking it.
See I'm pretty sure she's laughing now (HEY A******, SHE SAID SHE MISSES ME A LOT, WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT I? COMPLAIN? TO WHO, HER B****? YOU'RE F****** EMERGENCY IS F****** OVER BISHOP ASK MUCH BUCKS FACE CHRIST) and she's not going to have a f****** cryption, conniption, from Krypton oh that's good okay great. Next paragraph Jesus cancel Jesus b**** up↑np
(Invoking Jesus in actual_Hell can carry some serious consequences. I am listening to a lovely tarot lady that's listening to German while she tries to speak German and pretend that she's a native speaker which is pretty close to Esther but not really there, but they're running out of classes to use, no clandestins, no clandestine there we go yeah they're running out of them I got to do a lot of hats, that's okay. Those zsoundsz zound really “cool” to you, sure: because you're not in an actual_Hell probably, said that person who listened to that person from before and then the imminent heat death of this universe is not going to be a problem for me because I'm a sorcerer and then I'm don't see how that f****** thing can I f****** figure out how to say sorcerer except I actually happen to know why it doesn't say sorcerer, right? It's because I am a source error wizard sometimes — on alternate Tuesdays — see you then. (ORLENE/KARRIN\MARLENE/notMARALENE, ilu4, And if I were any of you who had, I would slit your wrist again but I don't think so because it wouldn't be your wrist to be my wrist and then I'd probably think it over, but one of them doesn't exist. That's the telemetry I got. What? What do you want, Who do you love Who do you love? Well not the f****** who though that's for sure It's a put on
Hello I didn't get here on purpose, hello oh hello world! Worth are online, end of line checks are out Jesus Christ okay, I don't get checks, teacher Snickers teaches bad Jesuits how to dance. I'm hungry and nauseous at the same time my hand is caking so I think I know what's happening, I'm fixing your f****** problem, lady, yeah I know rites. I got both kinds ,: country and Jewish. Well I am funny but I don't usually think I am funny, I usually think I am Jackstar, or I am a Sourceror or I am hungry or I am f****** horny as f***. Where's my computer said b**** promised, close but no cigar The word we're looking for is concupiscent. Concubusant yes that's the one oh Jesus that's not it oh f*** I got to stop saying Jesus so much It's not blasphemy but it's just not a good idea to do here, God the f****** heater just came out of smells like ass, yeah welcome to the party princess, Jesse “alien” (PROT), And no I don't know how you got here, no I don't know either hungry and famished and nauseated and revolt at all at the same time but that's still not draining out the concupiscence or the pain in my hand. So yeah pretty f****** strong. And that's just one limb, imagine the whole baggage of packages. Oh great Next personally embarrassing yet boring paragraph PLEASE
Okay that's hard part done, like that's just the addressing, seriously f****** hell, not even once if you can visit, get the f*** out of Susan can if you can, always super here, oh that's interesting. All right well NEM through any j, auntie em auntie Emma it's a twister it's a twister, okay good yeah that'll be fine, you guys aren't going to figure out class site technology by me saying it out loud are you? Okay well you can but just promise me you won't Come on baby oh no don't come in the baby that's gross,
Next paragraph next paragraph text paragraph oh my god Next paragraph please
Those last three are shouted. QUIETLY. Well if you ever need to you'll find that you can do a quiet shout I promise. Have you ever been hogtied and blindfolded and put into a trunk of a Cadillac in the cold pale moonlight? Me neither and I'm not willing to learn but apparently you f****** are buddy.
Pit colon pink colon paint colon paint colon repaid repay your Patriot ass bJ****: okay I think we are never talking about pate, SO: dude stand up, get out, take paint with you so you can huff it obviously, ABBoviously and get out of being in or on my wife's DMs/IMs/IAMS, What do you say? Well number one you f****** say thank you, and imagine the smell of that guy's shorts, number two you would probably not want this never happen again on purpose which is happening sort of now except I know it's not going to work right because that's how it works and then the included image that may or may not be included, I don't know but I can't rely on as rate of make sure that it goes away assured that's funny God whatever. My hand really hurts and I was going to say oh yeah dude don't do that. Don't send that f****** image That's f****** rude, do you know why? Well because I would suck Her dick, just not yours, I wouldn't suck your ass out either, not even with your favorite Coke straw f*******.
(I could go on and on about yelling at that g*y for a while, but laughing up at THE Mhim from Hell is not the point of this message, yeah I miss you too I'm getting there. Hang on jump to Jeremy lightstar speed. Are we there that time Keiko moochie, nope not quite. In any event I called a friend of mine a n***** today, and I want to make sure that he doesn't think I'm actually going that way because I made a jokes about a bunch of I made a bunch of jokes about cakes. Yeah cakes sure I did jokes about cakes that sounds like fun babe cakes, Jesus. Oh god damn it cancel Jesus invoke Jesus apologize to Jesus canceled Jesus cancel Jesus Jesus I love you but I'm in hell goodbye I apologize over and blasphemy is going to happen I'm sorry I'm just a normal man, and I'm a sorcerer
Üü: It can get pretty bighugequiggly/Quigley down under pretty damn fast, look I'll
