I will say this: I am curious where I picked up the "point at my jawbone while eye-rolling" maneuver. It seems surprisingly effective. {Even I/: evil eye :} am wondering what {gov eye/I mean\I intend to convey}.
Now, I don't really wish to encourage this whole "take his power by swapping IDs and slandering the fat one" notion, because for one thing... well, look. We all know who "the fat one" is, and you can suck it, you cheap dimestore hoodlum(s), but I don't want to let this tiger that I have got by the tales go off the rails here.
The wheels have come off the fire. I could drive here, I could drive there; I could not drive anywhere... but what I cannot do, is stay here. Residence uninhabitable; local residents insufferable.
THERE'S NO FUCKING WATER, ASSHOLE, AND EVERY WATER WELL PUMP CONTROL BOARD CAPACITOR REPAIR TECHNICIAN WITHIN FIVE HUNDRED MILES HAS ALL KINDS OF STYLE SHEETS TO WORK FROM THAT HAVE ALL BEEN REPROGRAMMED TO SAY, 'MUST KILL JACK "PAPI" SHMEAR.' FLATTERED, SURE, BUT, ONCE AGAIN:
THERE IS NO GODDAMNED WATER HERE. Look, that's endgame, right there. I'm not going to run around desperately trying to fix my goddam well, when IT IS NOT MY WELL. Duh! If it were mine, I could probably just have walked in and jiggled the handle. Instead...
You've got, all youse got, some 'splainin' to do. Guess how long I can live without taking a shower and shoveling quarts of Greek yogurt down my throat every morning like I'm grudge-fucking myself with containers of frozen bull semen? Ho ho ho! We don't have to guess.
I AM MEASURING THAT AS WE SPEAK. Now, stay with me here: this strategy will absolutely not get me laid. (Duh.) However, the strategy I choose to employ is
not about getting me laid.
IT IS ABOUT POWER, CLIQUES.