Ahh, the fresh laden swill of J purée in the morning.
I don't know what this means; but, you're not really a s***** writer. You just don't have the capacity or the balls to talk about what you really mean.
Similarly, I just spent 30 years trying to figure out what the f*** happened with a particular person who made some peculiar choices on the phone with me on a number of occasions. I couldn't figure it out: was she really that stupid? Did she really think she's going to get away with that? What did you think she was going to accomplish? How did she imagine that she was going to evade the consequences of her choices? How delicious was this revenge going to be for you to taste? Because of course I'm going to tell everybody, Jesus, Jane are you nuts? Your father's not going to threaten me to have you murdered, then you can't be murdered anyway, you're a robot speaking by ansible to another planet where you're really sitting Shiva for Rada\Lada/Ta-daaaaah! Know you're a star. It's kind of complicated, I'll tell you later. You were great last night and so was I.
(*Indecipherable shrieking squeals of what sounds like joy and amazement are totally not heard Amber heard*)
Well, I'm glad you liked it too. But it really was very shocking at the end, how you did that you'll have to tell me, in private, not now, you have to tell me later on, I don't have time to set up a phone bank right now, but I would love to take your calls and tell you as this s*** is ongoing. And on a planet of nothing but badasses left, I'm just kind of mildly naughty for a mule.
AND I'M A GODDAM ELEPHANT *🎺*
Ahh, the fresh laden swill of J purée in the morning.
Who writes insults like this? Certainly no one I've ever met IRL. It's not even insulting. It's complimentary in the sense that somebody would waste their f****** time on doing such a f****** stupid thing, but it didn't exactly get my goat it just let out a fart that killed all the goats in the world and now I have to resurrect them all and they're all wondering around wondering what the f*** killed me, And now I had to go find out and it was this stupid joke.
It can't be a Jew. Jews are actually funny.
This is just some stupid comment one might overhear somebody make while they're standing outside of motel 6 smoking a blunt and waiting for their w**** to be dropped off. So I assume this Lazarus is the apex of Bellgabalonian accomplishment. Sad!!
(*Unless they meant to be low class on purpose, In which case kudos because I barely noticed the possibility and yet still feel compelled to mention it because I know if you know low-class whores like I know low-class whores... Well I hope you know code cuz I don't, You fat baby b**** boy f*** bed bastard Now give me back my goddamn fork and my f****** garbage can, or else I start really hacking your s*** zerocool “MV” franherzee, If you think I can't go to Colorado and rip your mother to death and make her enjoy it and then track your ass down no matter where you are with her strands of a f****** hair You're f****** right but I'll f****** do it because you need to f****** get your s*** straight:
JACKSTAR OWNS YOUR ENTIRE GODDAM LIFE
And if you have to pay through the nose to get it all back, I'm going to be here to make sure that they're going to start by going by way of the anus. It won't even be your anus at first. Somebody else's ass and your anus making friends. AT DONUT POINT.*)
Like I don't even know where to begin to tell you where You should start to begin to say how f****** sorry you are, but believe me I know you're f****** sorry.
Start behaving that way and remove all doubt for everyone. Who knows, you might even lose a few pounds. *click*
Jane: would you make sure that Uncle doesn't have a heart attack and die without getting a few turns on the defibrillator? I don't want him to go straight from death to life without getting electricity after was bio bug pacemaker, how f***** up is that not only does he have a bio bug in his heart He's got a bio bug inside the bio bug inside his heart to remind the second by a bug whether or not the f*****'s supposed to be having a heart at all and whether or not should be breathing and what temperature supposed to be f*** it That is one goddamn heartless person. And that's just his chambermaid's DNA, imagine who he's got for a w**** of a mother. Ugh just ugh.