Tech Queries

[TEXAS DADDY]

"FUCK!! And now TESLA, Fuck!!
Elon just called me asking if he can take pictures of my asshole to use as a prototype to design exhaust system for his booster rockets.
Fucking perverts" -Innerreach aka Analreach

[TEXAS DADDY]

"Hello~This is HUSTON's BIGGEST ASSHOLE, ~~Innerreach aka Analreach.
Come to TEXAS, I will show you my HUGE asshole for FREE"  -Innerreach aka Analreach

[TEXAS DADDY]

"Yes, I LIVE IN TEXAS, Huston-Texas, where everything is BIGGER.
My asshole is bigger than yours.
Come and let's measure."  -Innerreach aka Analreach

[TEXAS DADDY]

"PEOPLE PUT WEIRD THINGS INSIDE OF MY HUGE ANUS.
One asshole tricked me and put all 1000 terabytes of all of the posts ever posted on BellGab.

Just so you know, 1000 terabytes is a full 1 Peta byte, and one Petabyte is: 1,125,899,906,842,624 bytes.
(Google it yourself)
I have no room for my hemorrhoids anymore, they all 'moved' to the inside of my brain now.

That asshole tricked me, he told me that he will be inserting just a USB stick up my fat ass.
When I walk close to other people's computers I feel weird tingling sensations inside of my fat ass now.
Computer repair shop gigs call me now,...Peta-byte faggot.

BellGab ruined my ass" -Innerreach aka Analreach

[AZZERAE]

Shit. Shit everywhere.

[WORTHAUGERa]

Shit. Shit everywhere.

Could be worse. I could actually know what's going on, and be on a 10-state killing rampage. Bored now though.

[AZZERAE]

Could be worse. I could actually know what's going on, and be on a 10-state killing rampage. Bored now though.

You don't know what's going on because you completely ignore everybody all the time, and talk to yourself instead of reacting to external stimuli.

[WORTHAUGERa]

you completely ignore everybody all the time

Well, I am awfully busy playing Chess.

[WORTHAUGERa]

You don't know what's going on because you completely ignore everybody all the time, and talk to yourself instead of reacting to external stimuli.

Hold my beer.

[Laser]

Well, I am awfully busy playing Chess.

Give my regards to Capablanca.

[AZZERAE]

Hold my beer.

Fuck your beer.

[Colonel Pate Manly]

...
Elon just called ...

On the half chance some rando Sud-Freakn' calls me...

I can say "Suck-it, Rando" without fear of reprecuss'in?

-The COL

[AC400KICK]

How do I get imbedded videos and pictures etc to display again? I am having the same issue when sending YouTube videos to people in Facebook messenger (the link posts but not thumbnail picture). I am unable to view any videos here. I have an iPhone 7.

[pate]

How do I get imbedded videos and pictures etc to display again? I am having the same issue when sending YouTube videos to people in Facebook messenger (the link posts but not thumbnail picture). I am unable to view any videos here. I have an iPhone 7.

Oh that's easy, you just have to reset that iPhone.  Now the resest button on most crApple products can be a bit sticky: 

I recommend a five-pound hand sledge with a few authoritative "taps" (no weak Nancy-boy shit), and you should be right as rain.



The above infographic should give you the idea, but I think he is using a 22-24oz hammer;  you want the full 5-pound hand-sledge for this project:



I get great results fixing crApple products using this method.



Good luck!

[Anniem]

How do I get imbedded videos and pictures etc to display again? I am having the same issue when sending YouTube videos to people in Facebook messenger (the link posts but not thumbnail picture). I am unable to view any videos here. I have an iPhone 7.

I had that, Azz helped me.  Turned out when I copied the FB links there was this "&feature=youtu.be" on the end, when I take that off things worked properly.