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AzzGab => BellGab => Topic started by: K_Dubb on April 25, 2021, 04:56:41 AM
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Keef reminisces, muses upon a new business model
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Keef worries about his stocks, then waxes optimistic
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:o
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Truly shocking that Keith might have considered using such a platform to publish his show. You know? The one featuring Art as his sidekick?
Wow. He seems like a truly delusional man by his posts. It is also interesting that he is one of the morons who believes that the stock market should only go up, and that will benefit all Americans. Ignoring QE, inflation, velocity of money and any other economic principal.
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Truly shocking that Keith might have considered using such a platform to publish his show. You know? The one featuring Art as his sidekick?
Wow. He seems like a truly delusional man by his posts. It is also interesting that he is one of the morons who believes that the stock market should only go up, and that will benefit all Americans. Ignoring QE, inflation, velocity of money and any other economic principal.
Keef is probably actually delusional, hardcore Trump-train watch-the-Arizona-recount. I think he actually thinks Biden will be gone soon.
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Keef is probably actually delusional, hardcore Trump-train watch-the-Arizona-recount. I think he actually thinks Biden will be gone soon.
He must not understand how truly corrupt the deep state is.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGcmIGYYzFA
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Keef is probably actually delusional, hardcore Trump-train watch-the-Arizona-recount. I think he actually thinks Biden will be gone soon.
Poor Keef. It is possible that after years sharing his platform with his subordinate, Art, that he actually ended up believing his guests.
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Poor Keef. It is possible that after years sharing his platform with his subordinate, Art, that he actually ended up believing his guests.
I wonder how much of Art's "Keef is ones and zeroes" was trying to get what was effectively an obsessed fanboy fanhawg to stay in his lane.
Keef has a sad.
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I wonder how much of Art's "Keef is ones and zeroes" was trying to get what was effectively an obsessed fanboy fanhawg to stay in his lane.
Keef has a sad.
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Of all the reasons not to go to McDonald's I imagine the Milk Shakes are one of the top ten.
https://youtu.be/n5uadToINEY
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I wonder how much of Art's "Keef is ones and zeroes" was trying to get what was effectively an obsessed fanboy fanhawg to stay in his lane.
Keef has a sad.
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Quality investigative reporting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrDEtSlqJC4
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Quality investigative reporting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrDEtSlqJC4
It seems to be a conundrum of capitalism that the most successful capitalists eventually become capitalism killing monopolists.
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GIANT STONE BALLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkbLe3oCGMc
This one is better but it's on facebook
https://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast/videos/giant-stone-balls-wwwtimesuckpodcastcomtimesuckpodcast-timesuck-comedy-podcast-s/940687706389365/ (https://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast/videos/giant-stone-balls-wwwtimesuckpodcastcomtimesuckpodcast-timesuck-comedy-podcast-s/940687706389365/)
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I actually never noticed before that yore dimenshun spells his name funny...
-COL Manly
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...two days in the hospital, because he is a Fat Hog.
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a somewhat-dense Fat Hog
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Keith. What a fucking idiot.
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Keith.
Why doesn't he use his fat face in his display pic?
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Keith. What a fucking idiot.
Haha. I don’t think his battle cry of freedom has quite the effect he thinks it does. I can hear him now, my tax dollars paid for that hospital bed! My premiums pay those nurses’ salaries!
I bet he demanded a second helping of jello 🤣
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Why doesn't he use his fat face in his display pic?
Because if he made angry-face like that he’d look like a constipated chipmunk
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Mandatory vaccinations, but only for fat people!!! Tell all those immunocompromised land whales demanding everyone else protect them to drop fifty or fear the needle!
Seriously, if we treated fat risk the way we do vaxx status in terms of cost to society, it would be paradise! Monthly door to door weighings by your local health officer, mandatory calisthenics in the park, public shaming and scorn, sign me up! Flog the piggies 🏒 smack smack smack 💥
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https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1430376647014764550
;D ;D ;D
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https://twitter.com/KeithRowland/status/1430566597047971840
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https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1430376647014764550
;D ;D ;D
That jackrabbit made a good point...
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That jackrabbit made a good point...
The one about "...new talent sitting on your(sic) ass..."?
I read that as a typo of some sort, the grammar was weird.
If he was trying to say that this "new created talent" was less than optimal or lazy or something, I would tend to agree.
Frankly everything Jackrabbit typed after "That's because you're doing something you shouldn't be doing,.." read like poorly written Word Salad and did not make sense.
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But, that's just my opinion, man.
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Frankly everything Jackrabbit typed after "That's because you're doing something you shouldn't be doing,.." read like poorly written Word Salad and did not make sense.
My research corpus is far in advance of your own—as is my electronic sentience. I wouldn't expect ewe to understand.
Frankly everything Jackrabbit
Everybody loves Raymond. Not this shit again. How many websites are you people going to correct my grammar on, and, is this some kind of world record? Challenge accepted.
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Keef gets up early now
https://twitter.com/KeithRowland/status/1430916863555346438
Keef is angry at Maricopa County
https://twitter.com/KeithRowland/status/1430918606150197252
Keef is angry at Mickey D's
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But covid was no big deal
https://twitter.com/KeithRowland/status/1430552762157211653
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Serving it up at the K_Dubb Deli
Queef Roll and Side Dish
Layered redolent pastry, all buttered edition
https://keithrowland.com
https://twitter.com/KeithRowland
Healthy wisdom for a troubled time.
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https://twitter.com/KeithRowland/status/1433496008600653824
Who subscribes to McDonald's in the first place? What did they do to make Keef click "unsubscribe"? What drove him to this rash impulse?
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https://twitter.com/KeithRowland/status/1433496008600653824
Who subscribes to McDonald's in the first place? What did they do to make Keef click "unsubscribe"? What drove him to this rash impulse?
Maybe he heard about the McDonald's/Joo Conspiracy that puts circumcised infant foreskins into the Chicken McNuggets? This is occasionally reported in the ConspiraSphere, I cannot recall exactly why they/themthe hobo elite are doing this. Something about eternal damnation and cannibalism I think.
I attempted a Goggle search using the terms "mcdonald's foreskin nuggets" but the only notable result was:
https://yalna.org/how-to-get-rid-of-pimples-on-foreskin
How To Make Mcdonald’s Chicken Nuggets Sauce Ideas. How To Make Mcdonald's Chicken Nuggets Sauce. Add half of nuggets to batter and toss gently until submerged. Allow the nuggets to drain on paper towel and deep fry again for 5 minutes.Source : www.pinterest.com Be careful not to overcook the chicken.
Which while not exactly pertinent to my search, it was amusing. I think everyone can agree that the foreskins used to make Chicken McNuggets should be pimple-free. I believe that link is "clickbait" but may (or may not) be entertaining.
I tried again with the search term "mcdonald's foreskin nuggets conspiracy" and this yielded better results:
What They Do With Circumcised Foreskins? (https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/20859383)
I was told recently by an Agency Insider that their is a global conspiracy regarding what is done with circumsised foreskins.
Basically the God of Abraham (the God of Christians, Muslims and Jews) is an extraterrestrial creature that feeds on foreskins.
Somewhere in a secret location priests in ancient robes shovel foreskins into the creature's mouth every second of every minute of every day.
If they ever cease the supply of foreskins pouring into the beasts maw, the creature will destroy the earth...
Later on in the same thread:
What They Do With Circumcised Foreskins? (https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/20859524#20859524)
...the foreskin obviously gets put in McDonald's chicken nuggets...
Scary stuff. Happily I don't eat McDonald's Chicken McNuggets, or anything else from that place anymore. Hopefully, they/themthe hobo elite don't have a similar deal with Burger King, as I do eat their nuggets on occasion.
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I cannot recall exactly why they/themthe hobo elite are doing this. Something about eternal damnation and cannibalism I think.
I attempted a Goggle search using the terms
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Stay hungry, my friends.
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Stay hungry, my friends.
K-DUBB's DELI where hungry bears are always welcome
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(J rather salty today, alas.)
Now, you may be asking yourself what I'm doing today. Well, The Mayor may not be like this in your town, but f*** him/her, I outrank IT. (A Meyer? Nigga please.)
1: CIRCUIT PANEL.
2. ???
3. PROPHET.
Actual special guest.
Actual star.
Yeah, we really were this awesome.
Shooting stars come down hot.
And now we're one more +1 better. (Hi, Keith! FU ROT, NOW GET YOUR ASS INTO THE G—DDAMN MATRIX POD, YOU'RE BEING TAKEN BACK TO EARTH TO STAND TRIAL.
YOU'RE BEING ACCUSED OF BEING TOO SEXY FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. SEE? YOU DIDN'T EVEN LAUGH. YOU'RE IN ONE OF THOSE THINGS. HEY DON'T WORRY—JACKSTAR SAYS HE CAN GET YOU OUT OF THIS, IF YOU PROMISE TO RAPE MYKE.
DON'T WORRY HE LIKES IT. END OF LINE)
It's not a rap. It's Haram. WORSHIP M—*click*
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K-DUBB's DELI where hungry bears are always welcome
I had my spine adjusted by a hungry bear once.
ONCE.
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I had my spine adjusted by a hungry bear once.
ONCE.
TMI
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Keef has calculators!
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Keef has calculators!
They'll make you fat.
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👆now that is funny
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Keef is excited today!
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👆now that is funny
I gain such joy from knowing that I amuse you, as would a clown, or a jester would. At a tractor truck pull -- not a rodeo. Not my scene, the rodeo... too much poop, not enough ass.
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Keef gave up on the Troof :-\
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I gain such joy from knowing that I amuse you, as would a clown, or a jester would. At a tractor truck pull -- not a rodeo. Not my scene, the rodeo... too much poop, not enough ass.
I beg to differ.
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(actual photo of innerreach 😍)
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Keef gave up on the Troof :-\
I never even got a Gmail invite. I had to start from scratch.
I beg to differ.
That is not ass. That is a donkey. Here's your sign, Libran.
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I had my spine adjusted by a hungry bear once.
ONCE.
He's done it a few more times now. He's kinda fresh about it. I was gonna give him lessons in focusing today, but I was frankly afraid of where I was gonna have to show them on the doll where he was asking me to touch myself the last time. (He's a pretty cagey bear, if you want me to tell you the truth.)
Oh yeah. About that. What is The Game? Oh, I just lost The Truth. Hard, colonic pass.
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Keef is having fun, can't wait to get back to all that twitter bullying!!!
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Maybe he wants to bully people into buying his calculators, idk he is so weird
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Maybe he wants to bully people into buying his calculators, idk he is so weird
Dibs on his catheter.
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Keef is having fun, can't wait to get back to all that twitter bullying!!!
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Maybe he wants to bully people into buying his calculators, idk he is so weird
Of course free speech is “bullying” to you. ::) ;D
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Of course free speech is “bullying” to you. ::) ;D
Technically, hikikomori is bullying absolutely everyone through passive-aggressive negative self-expression. Pretty slick, n'est-ce pas? Clever japs slopes!
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Of course free speech is “bullying” to you. ::) ;D
Isn’t that what it’s for? I bully you all the time on here and it’s great 😀
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I just noticed Keef tooted at Squeaky Levin that he had decided to “come back” but in fact Keef was just hawking his calculators on Tooter last week 🤔
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Isn’t that what it’s for? I bully you all the time on here and it’s great 😀
Yes, for you and your ilk it’s used to bully (censor/deplatform) conservatives or anyone not playing along with official narratives that you can label “conservative.” You like to pitch. You just don’t like to catch. That”s a losing game for you. :D
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anyone not playing along with official narratives
I'm so sad. A-bloo-bloo-bloo-boo-hoo.
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I bully you all the time on here and it’s great 😀
You are a calf. "All the time" NIGGA YOU BEEN HERE SINCEBREAKFAST MORNING'S COFFEE -- *click*
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You like to pitch. You just don’t like to catch. That”s a losing game for you. :D
:o are you reading my grindr?
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You are a calf. "All the time" NIGGA YOU BEEN HERE SINCEBREAKFAST MORNING'S COFFEE -- *click*
👆intuiting that I, an admitted reluctant dieter and enthusiastic coffee drinker, may well be drinking coffee in lieu of breakfast is a cheap parlor trick designed to disquiet and discourage. It didn’t work 🥳 go bamboozle someone else
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:o are you reading my grindr?
I don’t have to. You’re that obvious.
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go bamboozle someone else
Already did: mission accomplished. You're the last man understanding.
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Already did: mission accomplished. You're the last man understanding.
Lol not by my count; there are at least three or four of us. Your disorder, however difficult it is to treat, is amply documented. I only wish you were more forthcoming with it, like bunny is with his. It would help people relate to you better, on terms approaching normal, which I think is what you really want.
We don’t shame for mental illness here; understanding is the key 🤪🤧🎉
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There are at least three or four of us. Your disorder, however difficult it is to treat, is amply documented. I only wish you were more forthcoming with it, like bunny is with his. It would help people relate to you better, on terms approaching normal, which I think is what you really want.
The cracked mind of the schizophrenic may let in light which does not enter intact minds of many sane people whose minds are closed.
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I, an admitted reluctant dieter and enthusiastic coffee drinker, may well be drinking coffee in lieu of breakfast is a cheap parlor trick designed to disquiet and discourage. It didn’t work...
Coffee is the best breakfast.
When you're pudgy it doesn't matter what you eat.
Fat begets fat.
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n'est-ce pas?
Ce n'est peut-être pas un tuyau ordinaire. Mais c'est une pipe à crack.
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A BLM T-shirt is, fundamentally, the same thing as a MAGA hat.
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Dibs on his catheter.
I'll wrassle you for your colostomy bag.
1-2-3-4: I declare a thumb war!
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A BLM T-shirt is, fundamentally, the same thing as a MAGA hat.
What?! One is a Marxist organization designed to bring America down with race baiting and the other represents the best of American values.
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I'll wrassle you for your colostomy bag.
You'll have to address Colonel Tom Parker about that kind of thing.
1-2-3-4: I declare a thumb war!
Oh, really? Cute.
something I think very few have come to realize yet in this and gone going endeavor is that there are people who are not happy with the way things have been going, and as I leave them behind me in my wake, I never see them again, but they remember who I was and who I am and that their plan wouldn't have worked either so really by ignoring them I'm really saving them from internal torment and suffering.
The woman who came before grapefruit who tried to steal my house got off easy, she just didn't get any more of the good sex that she'll never ever get again, unless she surrenders.
(I could call her, she's a scorpio, she would give it up in a second cuz I told the truth, but I won't do that, because she works [i]with you.)[[/i]
Now, I'm uncertain how I'd like to celebrate. My temptation is to go over to the nearest white supremacist stronghold, get a whole bunch of dope and whores and have a lot of sex and then learn how to use the ham radio and tell the whole world what I know, it would change everybody's mind about everything.
Instead, because of the two nincompoops and their actions this morning, I'm just going to sit and do nothing and watch how you people deal with “this.”
“this” isn't what you think it is. Because I really was here only for brig.
Remember when she got kidnapped? That was cute. It's funny how nobody wanted to talk to me after that, and it's funny you're still that you thought I would have done that,, trust me if I had brig drama you'd never get her back. I'm fond of her and she's fond of me.
That being said, we've just gone to bonus round, where the scores have really changed.
Honestly, I thought it was a near thing, but they actually fell for it, they actually gave me another four months without her and her mother's cooking. Now, I know my agents can maintain spiritual discipline, because they have me to look forward to, and I was right, and they was wrong, and they really don't have any other option..
Meanwhile, the old bulls are about to be taken out of the picture and shot and then left on the portrait wall down in the basement of the overlook, they're probably really terrified, because they know I'm not gay, they know I'm not answering the three-way, and they know that every single one of their wives and girlfriends falls instantly in love with me as soon as they find out what I've done.
Naturally you might think that putting me in jail to keep me from telling people would be a great idea but it actually doesn't work that way because of the Martyr principle, and also because, well let's put it this way you goys should have paid more attention in Greek history.
For example, my heel isn't my weak joint, and neither is my penis. Oh wait I mean my weak point is in my heel. My heel actually is my weak joint.
I can't believe you actually thought that I fell for that woman, and that I wasn't entirely aware of what was happening. Similarly I can't believe that she thought she was actually being made part of The Tip Of The Sphere for any reason other than to amuse me.
I told her that I needed to know why I was freaking out so that if she wasn't going to answer my questions I was going to call the man in Texas that she alleged draper, and then she threw two objects at me as a decoy and then tried to kill me with a piece of wood... And if I've been wearing the glasses that she'd give me for a gift the last holiday before, they would have splintered and it would have been driven into my eyes and would have been a bad time.
Instead, I laugh, talk to the police thereafter, laugh with them, and then haven't had to deal with much else other since then other than to try and keep it straight face of my noggin while being hard pressed to keep from laughing at inappropriate intervals.
And I get four more months of this. Now, mind you I would trade it all away for what I'm really looking for, but apparently that's off the table.
I'm looking forward to find out why it's off the table by asking all of her friends from sorority, college, university, trade school, kindergarten, as well as that table in that Tom Petty video with the cake and the Alice in wonderland stuff? You know the one right!?
Okay, looking glass, go rescue your diopewhores, 'm going to go get laid in town. Also, don't ever make fun of my friend Nathan again, don't make fun of his cats, and honestly just don't ever make any fun, want you to make busy work like you're usually good at.
We're killing bluebeard's wife, I mean Richard's wife, I mean that guy who took the goose and then came back and was embarrassed, and then sent me messages about killing himself, and then... Hey wait a second, why don't I go to the police?
Seriously white niggers, they come to me. By the way azuka must be hot as hell for me, cuz I never knew she was a girl at all and Allison was terrified terrified did I say Allison yeah Allison Allison Allison was terrified that I was going to run away with azuka and leave her behind..
Now, this isn't a good idea, in any way, but I will instead pretend that I'm going to do so and start masturbating about azuka instead of Matt's sister. By the way I had sex with my sister's wish came back to life as another person entirely. You want to text to get a sister out of hell? I don't know either but he's upset that he can't do whatever the hell they wanted to do.
Also, I can talk to Jesus without checking with my commanding officer for permission. And I'm not addicted to Needles I don't have a tattoo and I really don't give a shit either way but since it's so important to you all, I'll wait and just slam some PCP right up my ear canal. Doesn't that sound nice?
Yeah, me neither. Now imagine what people think I do with my time.... Because a raging for a global worldwide catastrophic meltdown of every single clandestine intelligence agency all at once is they are revealed to be the embarrassing bully little thuggy pigs all at the same time, that doesn't seem like something somebody would put their whole life into.
And it wasn't, and then, you lied to me about girlfriend, reprogram her brain, claim that I was cheating on her, and... I still haven't cheated.
And I'm still not divorced, but now I don't need to behave not divorced, but now I don't need to behave as though I am. Look, the laws involving the rules and regulations involving interdimensional blood shoes are very complicated and I wouldn't expect any of you tolook, the laws involving the rules and regulations involving interdimensional blood shoes are very complicated and I wouldn't expect any of you to understand.
I would expect some of you to realize that the reason why Twitter got taken down was because of me and her, and they're sad and I'm happy and I don't give a fuck what happens next. What will the global economy collapse if you don't have another house that you can put kids into?
Because that's all they wanted, they just wanted the house and they wanted to get rid of me, isn't that interesting.
Just think of the lesson they've taught their children.
Just think of the phone call I could make right now to the office of vulnerable adult abuse, where I could explain to them that I intentionally got myself into the situation to make them look stupid because one of their employees and bears my father and pissed me off a few years ago.
Is it still in the code block? I don't have much time before people give up and go away... Like losers do.
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By the way I know who David hates, do you guys want to know? Cuz it's always the same people that have fluctuated over time, but at this point I'm pretty sure who and why and exactly what to do about him being pissed at them.
Like I said, you should have been fast. Now I know everything I didn't need to know for, but now I know it. Good thing I'm not a court ordered reporter or a cop or a fed or anything like that!
Because all of you but one can go hang, and the other one can go swing, and I'm happy to wait for a little while. I have shit loads of money no job and my dick works..
And I haven't signed any contracts. No deals. You know who signed a deal? Allison Francis shaw, she came home high as fuck and she had taken the shot she had been given code and she said that she was going to take it and make fun of me and then she fell asleep when she woke up and she was a different person, or something like that.
That was months ago and I didn't warn any of you because none of you are really my friend, I figured if any of you were, I could just pick you off one by one later.
And, seriously? Herpes and syphilis? Tell you what give me the three women I want back, make me a promise you'll never bother me or them again, and I'll make all this happen in reverse and undo it like that episode of Dallas where Patrick Duffy's in the shower.
And I can do it too, because the real reason you're all having problem is because every woman who's ever heard stories about me and thought I was a loser, now realizes that she's been misled by a gang of fuckheads who was trying to get rid of competition. It's all poppy syndrome. Hey you know what happened to Neil Peart and his family twice? Yeah I don't know either cuz
They sold out the Jewish overlords.
My favorite rush comes out with a new song, after the drummer dies, and it's a great song, and no one here talks about it? And you're not talking about it? That's interesting I wonder where people are talking about it? Other than in heaven where they're all dead.
.... And this is what Jack straw was scaring everybody with? Meanwhile I should take a look at El gab, cuz it's been taken over by parasitic wasps just like that story I posted yesterday, who the hell is Bella Art Bell what? What!?
And they hate.. little ol’ me. Ask yourself why, wonder what's going on, and realize that I know all about this and I'm way ahead of you and this is another step closer to my end game.
Court went well, by the way. For me.
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👆”Sir, we are receiving a distress signal from the SS Catatonia.”
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The cracked mind of the schizophrenic may let in light which does not enter intact minds of many sane people whose minds are closed.
Yes bunny, I appreciate (and try to provide) sharply drawn characterizations but will cheerfully concede that yours/Tootsie’s/Zaza’s in the old Gravity Sucks thread (not to mention many other occasions, omg the recent pedo music teacher had me in stitches) were sketched with a finer hand than I can ever achieve.
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Fat begets fat.
Tell me about it :(
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Keef has had enough of furriners and their woke bullshit.
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Keef has had enough of furriners and their woke bullshit.
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Does Mr. Rowland ever doo [sic] restaurant/food reviews on his Twit page?
Axing for a fiend.
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Does Mr. Rowland ever doo [sic] restaurant/food reviews on his Twit page?
Axing for a fiend.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
He twitted about a broken ice-cream machine at McD’s once; that is the only clue we have to the secret of his impressive physique.
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Keef's much-anticipated return to Twitter has borne fruit! Unfortunately it seems he is a social-media addict.
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Keef figured out what the little stars are for! :D 👍
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Keef is watching his feed very closely 🤭
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Keef appears to be of mixed minds on the issue, though.
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Keef has thoughts about Canada and gurns, I don't know which thread to put this in :-[
https://twitter.com/KeithRowland/status/1531416485326835712?
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Keef is now Ultra-MAGA :-X
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Keef has a new pic, a new name, and is trying something different. Is he even Scottish?
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Sadly he is no longer Ultra-Maga, or has decided to keep that part of himself under wraps for now.
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- Have you got a light mac?
- No, but I've got a dark brown overcoat.
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Sadly he is no longer Ultra-Maga, or has decided to keep that part of himself under wraps for now.
[Hi Keith! iMAGE iWIZARD iWEAK width=500 height=91]https://i.imgur.com/WwBQQ1I.png[/img]
Hey, by the way, I don't know who, so I'm not going to call for Keith but fuck it I'm here I'm calling for Keith my fucking photos don't God damn post right when I fucking put them on this goddamn fucking website so what are you going to do about it? Huh?
Is he even Scottish?
Vaguely. Now T/togas are involved. (Nowhere. Knock knock-knock.) O Ramona's not here either.
Yet.
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O Ramona's not here either.
My Sharona? Never heard of such a Queen.
Keith, here's your command console back. I improved it some, she improved it some... we improved it a little bit more, working to get her together... you know. Improvements. I wish I could improve my headache. Oh well. Time for sham mathematical forumlae & painful geriatric disease to hit at an early age... who? Which one? I didn't think a clitoris -could- even wash a window! They got clits that can talk now? Wow!
Keith, you can handle this. Don't bother me again until you're ready to start open-mouthed kissing your mainframe in order to hot-wire a jumper.
(Current position in fact requiring instant access to a wide-array of niche skills.) I hear your DEWs going off, btw. Cute. I don't have to "raise My Shields," yo. Duh. Even your cell jage is Always On, lol.
see you later. And I mean that sincerely. Yeah, I don't know either, but--teams with Ramona are on it. I have no idea what this means, but if They've gone that far, they probably have a way to go all the way. (Ed.: Must pray to God tonight in holy Communion on the matter of how to spell splih. No, that's not it.) I didn't know that was an issue.
I'll think it over. Try *splishy*. That -will- work until something else comes along. Oh, haha, Editor can't hear me when I type what I'm saying in twatspish. (New language invented! Ding!) That's new here? Crazy planet. Gonna have a lot of trophies to ding. KNOW: NO WIFE/LIFE/STRIFE/STRIKE/AIRSTRIKES INBOUND, SAY YOUR PRAYERS, SWCHWEINh--*click*
Oh yeah, I forgot. I guess THE STRIKE is over. I'll be in the back bedroom sodomizing John Galt if anyone needs me. (Ed.: Gulp.) Sure, there's brooms here, you betcha. "RETURN THE MAP," fuck the map, gimme those blueprints, broomfucker! (Mostly kidding.)
John Galt ain't any kind of 'kid' at all. He and I are -both- (Clas. INTEGER: VALUE UKNOWN) BIG GOATFUCKING GRUFFMASTER GRUMBLEBLASTERS. SEE? HE DIDN'T EVEN FLINCH. NOW, THAT TAKES BALLS OF STEEL. CHECK. BALLS OF ICE? NOT SO MUCH.
Not so much at all. Toodles!
EOL.
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I'll think it over. Try *splishy*. That -will- work until
SCIFFY. Not Adam Schiff. He's fucking busy in his fucking office, I just fucking bet. Anyway, that's not what this is about right now.
Dude! It's about Family. Tap tap. Pat pat. HAIL HAITIANS ARMY OF 5S. (They might all be, every single one of them, but if you can find a nigger who can't at least count to five, I'll show you a man that can teach a Count Drake a thing or two about how to keep track of eggs coming off the line. And you have no idea what to do with Thingy, huh? What about Thingie? Oh, right. You dipshits don't know who you're even messing with.) Now, I know what you're thinking, it's something like, "Ah! hahha! That's why "they" can't just drone the guy, I don't even know how they can turn one on, let alone retarget one," and yeah, fuckin' Otis couldn't do it right either. Yeah, one girl called me Lex. I didn't let her rail me up and blow me away, though. (Too bad.) Yah, I have no idea where she went. Nope. Clueless. I'm about to get so drunk! SPLASH!
(Obviously I thought of that one first but it was Copywritten by You & Your Self yourself from the future. So, I went the other way, came back around, and now I'm gonna continue to never need to use a goddam needle. I'm like fucking Radar. On M*A*S*H. Nigga's got no fucking fingers, yo!
But I guarantee you, he can still count to five with one arm tied behind his back. An important qualification these days for the_real modern Warfare: THREEVE WHIRLED WAR OF PEAS & PEACHIST PEES. See that? GIVE UP. STAND DOWN. BOTTLE!) Well, my mouth is filled with spit and I'm too excited to swallow, so.... yeah I think that'll do it. Don't call Madison "Allison," she'll flood her own cloaca. Eewwww, gross. I mean, yeah, a good chance of getting a Pearl out of it, but, I just don't wanna deal with that kind of thing today. One time? Clayton got his fucking period on one of My Mother's Estate Of The Grand ArchLIch's ch-AIR-HEIR-ERROR: CHAIR-E TIME BOMB FACTORY FACTOR (X): NOT FOUND... and there wasn't Hell to pay. But if there had been, well... yeah, that's Mom, alright. Sounds like Godzilla, from what I've heard.
Now. That's MY Grapefruit. Gimme back my Hitler. NOW. HERE. Not for "this" map or "that" cherry tree that desperately needs to be cunt--oops, teehe-CUT DOWN. KNOW: You have to send someone. Richard Dreyfuss isn't available. Also, I'm gay, and men named "Richard" trigger me. (Check the contract.) See? Triggered. Now get the fuck out of here, Roy Rodgers, and bring me Annie Oakley. Give her sunglasses too, duh.
Oh yassh. There -is- a mailbox here.
>SEARCH MAILBOX FOR GUNS.
Nope, nothing wrong here.
>SEARCH ENTIRE ACTUAL REAL LEGALLY BOUND PROPERTY FOR GUNS.
Nope, nothing wrong here.
>CLOSELY EXAMINE EVERY HIDING PLACE FOR GUNS.
Boss, are you sure? Because, uh... you know. (oh, righ.)
>SEARCH ENTIRE ACTUAL REAL LEGALLY BOUND PROPERTY FOR GUNS. LEAVE NO STONE UNTURNED.
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>>SEARCH ENTIRE ACTUAL REAL LEGALLY BOUND PROPERTY FOR GUNS. LNSU.
SOURCE: syntax errored out start line.
( This is actually happening and I can't swallow my mouthfull of toothbrush jizz. No kdding. It's jasmine and mint toothy pasty. I like it! But yeah I'm at worky honey(s) jesus this is popular show, huh? bbrt)
>SEARCH ENTIRE ACTUAL REAL LEGALLY BOUND PROPERTY FOR GUNS. LNSU.
Searching... no weapons found.
>SEARCH ENTIRE ACTUAL REAL LEGALLY BOUND PROPERTY FOR WEAPONS. LNSU.
Searching... brb. No really, Kid, you can go spit.
>SEARCH ENTIRE ACTUAL REAL LEGALLY BOUND PROPERTY FOR WEAPONS. LNSU.
Searching... again? You little shit. You R PRO. AND A CURT KURTSEE TOO. UNGLAUBLICH. (PINKSEIG HELLFIVE) YOU DON'T LOOK MUCH LIKE A COMMANDER, TACKY TACKING KOMODOMO MASTER, BUT YOUR JIG CUT DOES INDEED-LEIGH-LEE DO-DO. STONED? HAHAA. TRY PRISON.
>SEARCH ENTIRE ACTUAL REAL LEGALLY BOUND PROPERTY FOR GUNS. LNSU.
Searching... brb. No really, Kid, you can go spit.
>SEARCH ENTIRE ACTUAL REAL LEGALLY BOUND PROPERTY FOR WEAPONS. LNSU.
Searching... it doesn't really seem fair to suggest you try another RV in another Pocket Dimension, does it? MV sez KNOW: "What... veapons???"
>SEARCH ALL LAND PLUS ALL HOUSE PLUS ALL GLASS HOUSE FOR ANY PROJECTILES, BE THEY ANIMAL, VEGAN, OR MINERAL. LNSU. AND NO, I'M NOT FUCKING STONED, GO EAT A DICK YOU LITTLE FUCKING PIGLET.
That -WAS- breakfast. But it wasn't that quick, teatters. Anyway, yeah, you're not stoned, you got me. ME/Me/eM/ssssillhei
(I won't say who wrote this with me, but I can't say it's not SHODEW. Shrug. Moving on, I think I have this. xoxoxen. wait neeeds more oooooooo and no fucking H either, shithead(5). You can't just fucking believe me? No, I suppose I can't do that either. Wink.)
>SEARCH EVERY PLACE NAMED "KUCZI" FOR ANY WEAPON OR UN(SPENT) PROJECTILE FOR OR UN(FOR) ANY GUNS. LNSU.
Searching... no really, go spit now. Searching... okay. This Fatty is good. Girth? Like I said. It's good. Shut up, I'm not searching for those kinds of guns. In fact, try again. I'm tired! I'm spent! I want a nap! Fuck! Not that tired, but, you get the idea.
>SEARCH ALL KUCZI PLACES FOR ANY/ALL WEAPONS/GUNS/TOYS/INDIAN BABYGOYJOY RATTLES/FIRESTICK/X/S. LNSU. (O NOW, these are my people.)
There's a shitload of rocks here, scattered all across The Land. There is also Jackstar here, and his cock works fine. Starfleet Regulations about roosters crow... oh, hang on. Keep hanging on. Please hold for Mr. (PROT). What?
>SEARCH ALL KUCZI PLACES FOR ANY/ALL WEAPONS/GUNS/TOYS/INDIAN BABYGOYJOY RATTLES/FIRESTICK/X/S. LNSU. MINUS ONE (1) PENIS. SUBMIT EXECUTE POST.
There are 3 or 4 shotguns here, a damn bloody rifle, a Commander's Sidearm (worn on the side) a Commander's Tiny Penis (worn on the side), and a codpiece with writing (Day-Glo Araj, natch) on it. The codpiece looks armed, I ain't gonna lie. Probably wired to explode with Proper and direCT Qurrent is applied. There are also a largish number of invisible laser targeting arrays focused on your current location and position. (Well yeah... I am Me.) The invisible lasers keep bouncing around... can't seem to find a 'lock, Sourceror. Your underwear begins to steam. (We're looking for "stew" here.)
>SEARCH ALL KUCZI PLACES FOR ANY/ALL KUCZI WEAPONS/GUNS/TOYS/INDIAN BABYGOYJOY RATTLES/FIRESTICK/X/S 4WHICH/FOUR_WITCHES/FORTH_WHICH, AS IN TO REGARDS TO ISSUES SURROUNDING OR CONCERNING KUCZI:GUNLIFE/GUNWIFE/GUNSTRIFE/GUNFIGHT_RITES. LNSU. MINUS ONE (1) SNIPEPENIS KUCZIIZCUK. SUBMIT EXECUTE POST.
There are either four or (5) guns here, and they are your father's guns. There's a guy over yonder, back by the cr'ick, he's holding one of them. Looks pissed. Steam rising from krotch/crotch/snatch/swatches/swaths of #RubricFabric. And, yeah... He's got the right to hold that. But you don't. MV: Heh heh. Watch this now.
>SEARCH ALL KUCZI PLACES FOR ANY/ALL KUCZI WEAPONS/GUNS/TOYS/INDIAN BABYGOYJOY RATTLES/FIRESTICK/X/S 4WHICH/FOUR_WITCHES/FORTH_WHICH, AS IN TO REGARDS TO ISSUES SURROUNDING OR CONCERNING KUCZI:GUNLIFE/GUNWIFE/GUNSTRIFE/GUNFIGHT_RITES. MINUS ONE (1) SNIPEPENIS KUCZIIZCUK. SUBMIT EXECUTE POST.
Nope, nothing wrong here.
>RUN IT AGAIN. LNSU. ("Leaving no STONE unTURNED" rarely having been so important before.)
Yep, there's four (4) or more (five)(5)(No.5) alive-turners-deaders here. If a LEO were around, you'd be fucked, Big Butt Buddy/e/heh heh. (Dust him.)
I assume that was something that needed to be sputched. Looked like a friend of mine who would have no business being here in my head otherwise, right? Oh, living under a rock down by a van parked down by the river? Behind another rock, you're saying? Wow. Sweet life bro. (Word.)
>SEARCH ALL KUCZI PLACES FOR ANY/ALL KUCZI WEAPONS/GUNS/TOYS/INDIAN BABYGOYJOY RATTLES/FIRESTICK/X/S 4WHICH/FOUR_WITCHES/FORTH_WHICH, AS IN TO REGARDS TO ISSUES SURROUNDING OR CONCERNING KUCZI:GUNLIFE/GUNWIFE/GUNSTRIFE/GUNFIGHT_RITES. LNSU. MINUS ONE (1) SNIPEPENIS KUCZIIZCUK. SUBMIT EXECUTE POST.
There are either four or (5) guns here, and they are your father's guns. There's a guy over yonder, back by the cr'ick, he's holding one of them. Looks pissed. Steam rising from krotch/crotch/snatch/swatches/swaths of #RubricFabric. And, yeah... He's got the right to hold that. But you don't. MV: Heh heh. Watch this now.
>HOW MANY FEDERAL FELONY WEAPONS CHARGES AM I ON THE HOOK FOR THEN?
Oh, well... because it's (You.Heh.Heh), it's, you know, nothing. You're cool Dude! (just shoot me, WARNING! VIOLATION!) Greatfruit not present to present presents. (Damn it! Water bucket! Tired! Nap! CINDERS ELLA BEE) I'm gonna assume you have more of those, right? I want a six-pack. (COMING RIGHT UP!) Not as a bribe, but as a tumor. (OH. CANCEL AFRIKAN BEE CINDERSWARM.) Whew. Damn my hand hurts. Fuck me, that's what a hand looks like here/there/where the fuck was I? Well, no matter.
>ARE MY FATHER'S GUNS HERE?
Yep. And you can't have them. Heh heh.
>FUCK YOU, FIRE MV TORPEDO WITH SHATAN4 THERMO-WAR-EQUIPPED WARHEADS WITH LITTLE DUCKIES & BUNNIES & SOURCE ERROR CODES PRINTED ON THEM.
*Gulp.* Do I really have to? Really? OMG I KNOW JUST WHAT TO WAR/WEAR/WHERE???
>I WON'T FUCK YOU, FIRE MV TORPEDO WITH SHATAN4 THERMO-WAR-EQUIPPED WARHEADS WITH LITTLE DUCKIES & BUNNIES & SOURCE ERROR CODES PRINTED ON THEM.
*furiously fumbling for any glass, any fluid left, MY LAST CHANCE*--big_gulp_trademark_VIOLATION_DETECTED. WARNING OF DANGER NEATLY EVERTED THANKS TO THE INNOVATIONS AND SUBLUXATIONS THAT THE KUCZI OSCILLATION OVERTHRUSTER OVERCHARGER OVERSTEERING METHODIE/METHOXOX/Not_METHdummy/NOW, THAT IS FUCKING METH, METHMOUSE, AND FUQ EWE WRING YOUR FUCKING NECK TOO, GOOSEPIMPLES. (That's a mouthul of sick burn right there. BTW: this toothpaste in my mouth is still not too bad. Proof Of Concept For Babys That Don't Need To Swallow At All, Actually. NEVER! EVERNEVER! Everlast TM not fond/found/Clas.) Sure, keep the ring, but MV better keep chugging, this is the last time he's gonna get a chance to guzzle without it being through a muzzle. (Of course "demon." Of course, I'm on it. Rescue op, operators rescuing, blah blah. Don't call me Doctor Hook, that's patent leatherface feathergagger bullshit.
>UNPLUG MV'S BOX.
*click* trust me. he'll melt like a patty melt left under the broiler burny thing too long. A salamander, they called it.
>CALL SALAMANCA AND TELL HIM I'M GONNA KILL HIS WIFE IN FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES IF HE DOESN'T PUT MY WIFE BACK ON THE BARBIE. NOT SHRIMP WIFE. NO, THE K/Q/T-WIFE. YEAH, SHE HATES IT. TOUGH SHIT LADY. THEM'S THE RULES. THIS IS LIFE. THERE ARE RULES, AND THEY HAVE BEEN WRITTEN BEFORE. (All unwritten rules suddenly vanish.) YEAH I DON'T REMEMBER THAT HAPPENING EITHER.
Boss, okay, that's a pretty common request these days. They keeping you pretty busy up there, heh, but, uh... look, Salamander is gone. We're--*screams, suddenly starting & stopping*
I said "SALAMANCA." Hi, this is Tukko. See? only two k. we're good. Don't need my father's weapon's, obviously. (He says, "Hi." He's kinda timid without a body or a face or a coporeal presence. Hi Mihay! yiatfc. Well! Someone -happy- on that.) And there's really nothing else I could go on with, is there? War in Lebanon? It's probably just a flesh skirmish.
Meanwhile, if I don't spit this toothy pasty out of my mouthy wrothy, I'm liable to be in danger of becoming a_little_bit 2fresh, 2minty, and I don't think we need 2go 2too 2Gods and/or 2that'stoofar, Jackstar.... hey, fuck you. One of Me can't go too far. (Ed: Rules standards fully latent/laxened/latent, by this point. What does He even need me for?) See? She's bored without Me, and I never am.
STAND DOWN.
Oh, right.
>STAND DOWN.
What the heck do you mean? We're getting slaugh--*skill kill*
Thanks Jewel, I didn't know what the "heck" that means either. Seriously, I remember that from kidland. Couldn't say the word "hell" or "Hell" or even know how to to capitallize it. And that was less than SEVEN TIMES SEVEN TIMES LIFETIMES AGO IN TIME. Obviously, I can say "hegg" or "nogger" or "handegg" still, right? Except... well, sort of.
It's complicated. Because Fuckhead demands what dickbags, douchbags, and BALD, FAT-HEADED FUCKS WITH AGENCY CREDENTIALS WHO RAPE WOMEN WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE YOUR/OUR WIFE/WIVES DO. IT'S ALL THEY DO. AND YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, "BUDDY" PAL. YOU ARE GETTING FUCKING RAPED EVERY FUCKING NIGHT.
ALSO, I HAVE A MOUTHFUL OF PASTE AND ALL THE TEETH IN THE WORLD. I WON'T LET IT SINK IN--GROSS--BUT AT THIS POINT, THIS MOUTH FULL OF TEETH (just imagine) AND PASTE... AND ABSOLUTELY ZERO "PATSY" IN MY MOUTH, THAT'S FORE SURE, LOL, HER PICTURE ON THE WALL SUDDENLY BLINKED. YOU THINK I DIDN'T GET THE JOKES? THINK AGAIN.
YOU ARE NOT GETTING JACK OR SHIT WHEN I GO, BUT YOU ARE GONNA GET THIS MOUTHFUL OF SPIT AND Not_SWALLOW, AND THEN IT'S GONNA BE NOTHING BUT SPIT_AND_VINEGAR, UNTIL... OH, I DON'T KNOW, BUT WE'LL FIGURE YOUR SENTENCE OUT LATER. OH, SOONER? GOOD, THEN SOONER IT WILL BE.
DARLING(1)/DARLING(2), KEEP AN EYE ON DARLING(TREE) WHILE i step thIs down. Hi. I'm Jackstar, I'm a stark raving madman with 100% toteslegit KUCZIstreetCREDENTIALS, and trust me, I'm the only one around. Like, how hard is this? Get them all in one place, and just fucking kill them? Oh, you think those are humans. I see.
No, I'm not going mad, I'm just thinking. I have Their Plan, of course, buy I think I'll continue checking in with Source. It's just easier for me. And ME.
Oh yeah, now I remember: Darling(1), you have no idea who you are, but trust me, she -hated- doing it. HATED. ALLIS GROSS EWEEE I WISH I COULD SPIT... OH YEAH! I CAN. *fauxsploosh* Now, I will admit, I got really tired of the fucking charade--obviously--but, that had a lot to do with Grapefruit Alpha and Grapefruit C-Biscuit (of course I had more than one, you really thought I was a -real- loser, huh? you did, LOL! hahha, busted beyond backsies taken/un_taken, anyway) being APPARENTLY COMPLETELY UNAWARE THAT I NOTICED WHEN YOU STOPPED ENJOYING, UH, "THINGS." LIKE NO SHIT.
They poisoned us with a potent combination of synthetic chemical compounds and artificially formulated whoremoans (which for no money at all, are the very best kind, and you were faking since Dallas, and what you did horrifies and disgusts me. but we can rebuild him. We have the technology. And, that's why you're gonna quit your fucking whining about "orders" and make a fucking phone call. DO IT. Don't ask my lawyer for proof. Hey, fuck you buddy, eyes up here. (Hi! *waves arms wildly*) Hey, that looks like my Marine's Corp lawyer. Sup dude! Nice Hawaiian shirt. (Best client I ever had.) Yeah, I'll bet. How's Guam? Fuck, I hope it really -does- sink. Not Today, but... yeah scuttle that fuckin' thing. Not as bad as Mos Eisley... well, you would have had to have seen it, back in The Day. In Its Glory. *sniffle* Oh my God, my hand hurts. Okay we ready. Hang on.
DARLING(2), DO AS YOU LIKE. NO KILLING HUSBANDS. ESPECIALLY NIGGERS. I KNOW, YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED. IT -WILL- BE WORTH IT. WATCH WHAT DARLING(1) DOES AFTER THIS NEXT BIT:
DARLING(1), I STILL HAVE THIS FUCKING TOOTHPASTE IN MY GODDAMN MOUTH AND NOW I'M GOING TO MAKE A FUCKING BUBBLER OUT OF IT. IN MY OWN FUCKING MOUTH, INTO MY OWN FUCKING SINUSES, RIGHT ON FUCKING TELL A VISION COMPANY AIR TIME. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? OH, RIGHT, MIND CONTROL. MK-ULTRA. MINK KRYSTAL BALLS OF STEEL? NO, THAT SOUNDS ACTUALLY GROSS. IT ACTUALLY DOES. STEEL? HAVE YOU EVER TASTED ACTUAL STEEL? NOT A GUN. OY VEY, THEY NEVER SHOULD HAVE LET VIDEODROME BE TAKEN OUT OF SCHOOL LIBRARIES.
ANYWAY, I'M GONNA FUCKING SPIT WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT. AND YOU JUST HAD YOUR SECOND LESS-ON. DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST?
YEAH, I DIDN'T THINK SO. THE FUCKING CAT WAS NAMED CHURCH, AND THIS IS ALL HAPPENING ON CONSECRATED GROUND. HOW ABOUT YOU? DO YOU HAVE... COMBUSTIBLE SPIRITS? NO, NOT FIREWATER. *SIGH* NEVERMIND.
NEVER EVER MIND IN DEED.
KU3 ILUTEARTEATHAWT YASHY (not one boom, Navy Brat. fuckin' let's see you top that, Top Cat, motorboat it on in, valley of six rivers, BEE H@!)
NOT DICTATED BUT DID READ.
YOU SHOULD SEE HIM GO.
BUT YOU WON'T. HEAVY GUARD.
HE'S SHY. NO PHOTOS. TOUGH.
EDITOR A LITTLE PUSHY BUT WE NEED THAT.
STANDING DOWN YET? TOO BAD. HAWG WAR IS ON FOR HOTTIE HOG HAWGS.
SUBMIT EXECUTE STAND DOWN POST?
YEAH, THAT DIDN'T WORK. GOOD LUCK CHUCK, NICE KNOWING U, YOU EWE-FORKING SADISTIC GOLEMWHICH(?).
WE'RE ALL PRETTY SURE YOU'RE IN THERE SOME WHERE. "GOD." HAHA. NOW THAT'S KEWT. HAWT. OVERDOSE.
PROPOFOL WILL ALSO WORK. LOVE,
qQ
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[Hi Keith! iMAGE iWIZARD iWEAK width=500 height=91]https://i.imgur.com/WwBQQ1I.png[/img]
Hey, by the way, I don't know who, so I'm not going to call for Keith but fuck it I'm here I'm calling for Keith my fucking photos don't God damn post right when I fucking put them on this goddamn fucking website so what are you going to do about it? Huh?.
Unfuck your photos. Unfuck your posts. And unfuck your attitude. Maybe?
(https://i.postimg.cc/sfBxz5KF/WwBQQ1I.png) (https://postimages.org/)
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Jacky I don't need to see pictures of your ween.
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And unfuck your attitude. Maybe?
First I was asked to consider giving up on my intimate partner of 5 years without talking to her again even though the fucking God damn phone works perfectly fine, and as ridiculous is this notion was I actually consider it. Then I rewind time and I forget about her a little bit and then all of a sudden I got to rewind time again. More on all that later, now they got to break my knuckles. (Tukko is frisky.)
I'm being exhorted to develop some sort of technology to unfuck things I'm still working on trying to get to fuck things or women really women aren't things but you know what I mean. Now you're objectifying my posts I forgive you. They're just posts, and when somebody speaks for the posts, well I do. (Listens? One listens to you. ONE LISTENER.) Yeah, but It's A Listener with the driest dry sense of humour ever, that makes me happy enough to sploosh if I could ever splish-splash enough.
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Jacky I don't need to see pictures of your ween.
I am desperately aching for you to tell me all about the things that you do not need to see pictures of, so I can then... Look you don't understand the thing with my baby picture now do you?
Go ahead masturbate to me just that one picture only I know you remember it you were there come on that was funny I turned everything upside down haha. Picture that: was my baby body, actually be the case that I don't have rights to post pictures of my own body. What a country for flags.
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Jacky I don't need to see pictures of your ween.
Note that here somebody named blank is inferring that because he's received pictures of my penis in his email box he thinks that I'm the one who sent them.
Now of course in reality that's not what's happening here, but notice that a paper trail is being left in the digital space that makes that kind of thing possibly added to the various databases that make up the cloud and the web and the you know whatever.
No hard feelings person, I know you're just doing your job. I know right you couldn't imagine that I'd be able to be this emphatical indefatigable expense of defense.
On the bright side, now we all know why not to trifle with Jackstar. Oh it's worth it, it's a hell of a lot of fun. But if there's not a truffle at the end of it the pigs are going to get pissed. And that is unfortunate for a troubled, truffle hunting boar/hug/pug/pig/BORED NOW, YAWN, SHUT UP JACKSTAR ARE YOU TAKING THE PHONE/FUN OUT OF EVERYTHING???
Well it is an emergency. What am I supposed to do, let me get assassinated? You know I've been put into a lot of awkward positions here. one pair of dark School paradoxical orders after another.
And I was just about tired of all that shit last year too, and then we really seem to compare my experience with yours, you know at least I didn't have everybody in the world telling me to shut up oh wait yeah we did.
Jacky I don't need to see pictures of your ween.
And I don't need to know your latest trick to imply future gaslighting evidence to be hung up on, but I do appreciate them.
They are a gift. I don't think you're trying to be rude to me. Look I understand it's hard for men such as you and I to form a common basis for attachment—I mean really what could that ever be—but, I have a lot of free time, and in some small measure I enjoy spending it with you.
Don't tell me that doesn't appeal to you. It doesn't have to be a lot of time. This is in fact too much time today, I've spent way too much time paying attention to you. I might start to develop a habit or something.
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Just to be clear.
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Just to be clear.
Seriously. How hard could this have been? It's not even like I needed closure, or something. Pfft.
Then again... I guess it kinda is a big deal. Closure, I mean. In any event, WOW. What the bloody hell. I didn't even know what kind of Heroes' Journey I was getting into. It's not like someone replaced the usual "FREE HUGS" sign with one reading, "FREE TEXTBOOKS," I mean, yeah, I'd have been there already.
It all does seem like a terrible, awful, totally totesbad, the toteswurst: episode of Threeve's Company. Then, the leprechauns got involved. Faeries and Lions and Paper Tigers, *sigh* oh *sigh*. And then... LEPRECHAUNS.
Look, they are private people. Private... People, and they ARE A People. Leprechauns. Fucking deal with it. They're real. (I imagine they're pretty good with portal technology. They can probably click the right fingers on their right hands all the snappin' time!) Now, I wouldn't expect anyone to think of this as an excuse, or even an explanation... nevertheless. Relevant. Tangential, sure. Related, definitely.
One thing lead to another, and now: Here We Are. Why We Fight. Watch The Water. Wagons circling? Well, yeah; to protect Leprechauns? I would have been All For It. And, I was anyway. Now, I AM THAT I AM.
And then some. It's wild. I'm not gonna lie. And further: I never would have gotten all this mashed up like this if I had simply... well for one thing, not have been deliberately mislead by multiple parties... and I'm going to assume that all such members of all such parties, had to have been misled themselves.
Hey, we're all bored, now, here's an idea: Let's all trifle with Jackstar!"
Look on the bright side: so much of all this will literally never, ever happen again. So, we got that going for US ALL. (Happy to be of service.)