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Q !!mG7VJxZNCI ID: ac3c8c No.7371947 📁
Nov 25 2019 16:30:45 (EST)
[D]'s (internal) infiltration issue(s) w/ protecting NAT SEC?
Deliberate?
Do you believe in coincidences?
>DF Chinese spy_insert 20+ years
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2018/08/04/trump-russia-investigation-dianne-feinstein-chinese-spy/908865002/📁
>Awan IT scandal
https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/democrats-it-scandal-set-to-explode-with-possible-plea-deal📁
>Omar paid [F] agent
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/11/ilhan-omar-accused-of-being-a-paid-agent-of-qatar-and-accessing-sensitive-info-for-iran-court-testimony/📁
>Clinton server > China relay
https://gohmert.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=398652📁
>[VJ] direct relay > Iran pre/post Iran deal [future marker]
>[Kerry] direct relay > Iran pre/post Iran deal [future marker]
IF KNOWN - WHY IS IT ALLOWED TO HAPPEN?
IF KNOWN - WILL THERE BE JUSTICE?
It's only a matter of time.
Q
https://qanon.pub/?q=Kerry
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https://qanon.pub/?q=Shall%20we%20play%20a%20game
4951
Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6 ID: b3a95d No.11618946 📁
Nov 12 2020 22:20:17 (EST)
Shall we play a game?
[N]othing [C]an top [W]hat s [C]oming
NCSWIC
https://www.cisa.gov/safecom/NCSWIC📁
Who stepped down today [forced]?
https://www.cisa.gov/bryan-s-ware📁
More coming?
Why is this relevant?
How do you 'show' the public the truth?
How do you 'safeguard' US elections post-POTUS?
How do you 'remove' foreign interference and corruption and install US-owned voter ID law(s) and other safeguards?
It had to be this way.
Sometimes you must walk through the darkness before you see the light.
Q
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MAY 11, 2021
Statement by Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America
When I was in office we were known as the Peace Presidency, because Israel’s adversaries knew that the United States stood strongly with Israel and there would be swift retribution if Israel was attacked. Under Biden, the world is getting more violent and more unstable because Biden’s weakness and lack of support for Israel is leading to new attacks on our allies. America must always stand with Israel and make clear that the Palestinians must end the violence, terror, and rocket attacks, and make clear that the U.S. will always strongly support Israel’s right to defend itself. Unbelievably, Democrats also continue to stand by crazed anti-American Rep. Ilhan Omar, and others, who savagely attack Israel while they are under terrorist assault.
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What Happens Now? pAtRiOt 05/29/21 (Sat) 00:01:4642a7c2 (1) No.13781565[Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
Man, a lot of you folks really got taken advantage of.
I sure hope we can all find new hobbies that involve less "getting mind fucked" by the GOP and greasy internet sites (like this one!).
Only upside is that other folks can check in on you ass clowns!
There must be better hobbies than constantly milking the tits of hate and conspiracy. If you're still on this shitty site, then you're truly still on the margins.
Where we talk Q, we think small.
God speed,
pAtRiOt
P.S. Sed pharetra, quam hendrerit accumsan pretium, enim dui elementum augue, quis placerat ipsum eros eu quam. Suspendisse potenti. Suspendisse sit amet ex nulla. Maecenas et velit iaculis, congue tortor quis, sagittis orci.
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What Happens Now? pAtRiOt 05/29/21 (Sat) 00:01:4642a7c2 (1) No.13781565[Watch Thread][Show All Posts]
Man, a lot of you folks really got taken advantage of.
I sure hope we can all find new hobbies that involve less "getting mind fucked" by the GOP and greasy internet sites (like this one!).
Only upside is that other folks can check in on you ass clowns!
There must be better hobbies than constantly milking the tits of hate and conspiracy. If you're still on this shitty site, then you're truly still on the margins.
Where we talk Q, we think small.
God speed,
pAtRiOt
P.S. Sed pharetra, quam hendrerit accumsan pretium, enim dui elementum augue, quis placerat ipsum eros eu quam. Suspendisse potenti. Suspendisse sit amet ex nulla. Maecenas et velit iaculis, congue tortor quis, sagittis orci.
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Do keep up! Everyone is currently getting mind fucked by the deep state Dems who recently gained power with a soft coup, not an election, you establishment whore. ::)
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▶Anonymous 06/20/21 (Sun) 02:04:34 ff9f98 No.49169 >>49170 >>49172
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▶Anonymous 06/21/21 (Mon) 12:05:42 988090 No.49173
Hopefully, wearethene.ws will be back up soon.
When i try to access it, just get a blank screen.
No message, nothing else.
/qrb/ was being picked up every bread prior to yesterday, hope access will be restored so we can continue to get the word out.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjBwAYIxUso
;) :-*
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I'll just leave this here. ::) ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mI3JlDmqxM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzSX8a_7VUI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOmgdLTvXBU
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This is the Deep Rig movie by Patrick Byrne
https://odysee.com/@PastorShadilay:a/DeepRig:c
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This is the Deep Rig movie by Patrick Byrne
https://odysee.com/@PastorShadilay:a/DeepRig:c
Much appreciated.
This is the only review on IMDB, so far.
The Deep Rig offers a forensic non-partisan look at a subject near and dear to every person on the planet: leadership and voting integrity.
Whether your eyebrows were raised with suspicion during 2016 or 2020 US presidential elections or other races in your home town/state or both, these experts do an exceptional job of pointing out gaps that exist that have indeed been exploited in the path to power.
The viewer can despair and give up any hope of changing exploitable loopholes in our election system, or they can (preferably) jump in to participate in enforcement/development of voting integrity rules to assure their vote is counted and the will of every citizen is respected.
Audits will reveal the truth and must be performed in all 50 states to alleviate all doubts.
If you're not into politics, I get it. Neither was I.
A "perfect storm" was capitalized on to take advantage of circumstances:
Pandemic introduced fear and last minute unapproved voting regulation changes in states
Also mass mailing of multiple ballots to live and deceased voters
Hacked Voting tabulation systems with instructions for bulk changing of votes as well as manual overrides to change ballots.
Preventing election observers from validating proper ballot content/handling
Inauthentic/copied ballots
Suppression of free speech by social media
A rediculous amount of special interest money spent on elections
Staged protests promoted fear and swayed public perceptions
Leaders nervously blocking audit efforts
If you live in a country that does not have truly free elections and look to the US as an example, please pray that we can restore trust and encourage freedom where you live as well.
This movie invites a tidal wave of hope around the vital institution of voting. Don't miss it!!
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Much appreciated.
This is the only review on IMDB, so far.
My pleasure, Laser. Whatever I can do for America, brings me joy.
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https://qanon.pub/?q=Regulated
Mar 9 2018
896
Q !UW.yye1fxo ID: 04b0ec No.599627 📁
Mar 9 2018 06:20:45 (EST)
Anonymous ID: 3c9270 No.599614 📁
Mar 9 2018 06:17:57 (EST)
>>599607
Q
are we going to have more freedom of speech on "private" public speech services or not?
please answer this question
>>599614
100%
Regulated.
Some platforms will collapse under own weight of illegal activities.
Q
::) ;) 8)
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https://greatawakening.win/p/12jJUhQVM5/president-trumps-announcement-on/
President Trump's announcement on the class action lawsuit against big tech started at 11:04am. Now if you look at Q post 1104 and 1105, you see one of those coincidental events happen again. Q-incidence!
posted 11 hours ago by jhartz39 +425 / -0
Here is the RSBN video of the big announcement, look at the time stamp on the video. It started at 11:04.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ872oas2O4
https://qanon.pub/#1104
Apr 9 2018
1104
Q !xowAT4Z3VQ ID: 28003e No.967331 📁
Apr 9 2018 12:09:25 (EST)
Anonymous ID: db2d29 No.967224 📁
Apr 9 2018 12:02:45 (EST)
>>967123
YOU are being TRACKED.
NO FB account required. WTF? Is it embedded in Android OS?
This is BIGGER than you think.
Agencies attached.
Q
>>967224
Think 'Bridge'.
GOOG.
FB.
TWITTER.
IG.
'Central' algorithm.
The stage had to be set.
Q
https://qanon.pub/#1105
Apr 9 2018
1105
Q !xowAT4Z3VQ ID: 28003e No.967390 📁
Apr 9 2018 12:12:03 (EST)
CLASS ACTION LAWSUITS ARE VERY EFFECTIVE.
2 BILLION PEOPLE.
GLOBAL.
SCALE.
REGULATION OR KILL?
PEOPLE HAVE THE POWER TO DECIDE.
Q
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaZcRa3ORhs&list=PLZDGyeSTtYZqplUa-o5vgNpqN1CR3PQzG&index=7
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LAW OF WAR: THE STORM
There are FOUR videos in this Law of War Series 4, links to the others:
LITE! 🐸 LAW OF WAR: THE STORM (Series 4 - I) ⛈⛈⛈ 11.3 End of Occupation explained (mini proof) https://youtu.be/PaFPdJrDmRU
👑🔥 LAW OF WAR: THE STORM (Series 4 - II) ⛈⛈⛈ New Findings + my behind the scenes thinking 🕸 https://youtu.be/-Kk414OaLPY
👑🔥 LAW OF WAR: THE STORM (Series 4 - III) ⛈⛈⛈ The Essential Proofs 1/2 - Chapter 11 (28 proofs) https://youtu.be/ravk_3uecVM
👑👽 LAW OF WAR: THE STORM (Series 4 - IV) x MJ12 Speaks @TS_SCI_MAJIC12 ⛈⛈⛈ The Perfect Trap 😉 https://youtu.be/UzGhUbMyUOg
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https://8kun.top/qresearch/res/14137057.html
▶Anonymous 08/08/21 (Sun) 05:07:58 b5cf48 (8) No.14296888
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>>14295409 Q Research General #18085: Georgia's Corrupt "Election" Edition
https://8kun.top/qresearch/res/14295409.html
http://jthnx5wyvjvzsxtu.onion/qresearch/res/14295409.html
http://web.archive.org/web/20210808080039/https://8kun.top/qresearch/res/14295409.html
>>14295454 Trumps doctor talks to Israeli politicians and health minister about vaccine (30:36)
Video https://www.bitchute.com/video/WsvhxBD4k1uZ/ - trumps doctor talks to israeli politicians and health minister about vaccine [Channel: nunyabids345345]
>>14295458, >>14295529 Cuomo dog comms and cures
>>14295506, >>14295953, >>14296043 Gamma, delta, lambda – here’s your guide to the Greek alphabet of the COVID-19 variants
>>14295509, >>14295557 AZ Attorney General Brnovich’s Letter to the Maricopa Supervisors Acknowledging the 1487 Investigation
>>14295596 President Trump Won: Seth Keshel on the Crime of the Century
>>14295602 Primary Race Against Alaska Sen. Murkowski Heats Up
>>14295611, >>14295694 The CDC & Vaccine Companies in Bed with Facebook?
>>14295719 Plan Of Action
>>14295722 Why does ivermectin work on nano-aluminum, glyphosate and parasites to chronic disease?
>>14295754 San Francisco’s sheriff’s union threatened deputies will quit if forced with COVID-19 vaccine
>>14295771 Mike Lindell Dropping All Qlues Here (37:16)
>>14295889 Enough debates. Just go out an get it already..
>>14295906 Video shows fiery plane crash in Victoria, Minn.
>>14296040, >>14296102, >>14296139 FACT: Obama mentors & members of the Weather Underground, Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn, bombed the Capitol building in 1971
>>14296060 Print your own ballots in California
>>14296138 Wisconsin Republicans Ramp Up Efforts To Investigate 2020 Election After Pressure From Trump
>>14296156 #18085
(17 notables, 24 posts)
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
▶Anonymous 08/08/21 (Sun) 11:25:34 b5cf48 (8) No.14298852 >>14298856
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>>>/qresearch/14296158 Q Research General #18086: Enough debates. Just go out an get it already… Edition
https://8kun.top/qresearch/res/14296158.html
http://jthnx5wyvjvzsxtu.onion/qresearch/res/14296158.html
http://web.archive.org/web/20210808120155/https://8kun.top/qresearch/res/14296158.html
>>>/qresearch/14296217 WARNING FOR AMERICANS & THE WORLD W/ EXEC. PRODUCER OF ABSOLUTE PROOF & ABSOLUTE PERIL, MARY FANNING
Video https://www.bitchute.com/video/0zixwSRFkSpI/ - WARNING FOR AMERICANS & THE WORLD w/ Exec. Producer of Absolute Proof & Absolute Peril, Mary Fanning [Channel: Free Your Mind]
>>>/qresearch/14296252 A 32-year-old #Israeli was arrested by @IsraelPolice for sexual #assault on a 5-year-old minor, the police confirmed on Sunday.
>>>/qresearch/14296268, >>>/qresearch/14296269 Q #4622: Ask yourself a very simple question - & Muh Q Connectionz
>>>/qresearch/14296284, >>>/qresearch/14296634, >>>/qresearch/14296641, >>>/qresearch/14296647, >>>/qresearch/14296675, >>>/qresearch/14296683, >>>/qresearch/14296688, >>>/qresearch/14296756, >>>/qresearch/14296781, >>>/qresearch/14296806 Muh VAX! & COVID Faggotry!
Video https://invidious.kavin.rocks/watch?v=t_jjE4EJL4g - ‘Serious concerns about privacy’ with mandatory COVID-19 vaccines: Liberal MP [Channel: Sky News Australia]
>>>/qresearch/14296320 Arizona State Sen. Tony Navarrete, accused of child sex crimes, released from jail… So if you have the money you can fuck kids or how does that work judicial branch?
>>>/qresearch/14296324, >>>/qresearch/14296337, >>>/qresearch/14296561 Baker Request, Ghost, Self Firm
>>>/qresearch/14296330 Planefags On Strike!
>>>/qresearch/14296399 Day 200
>>>/qresearch/14296440 Mars Sample Collection Mishap
>>>/qresearch/14296443 , Purple Heart Day. Remember Who Sacrificed The Most.
>>>/qresearch/14296484, >>>/qresearch/14296604 Update on the Selfless Service dig.
>>>/qresearch/14296488, >>>/qresearch/14296511, >>>/qresearch/14296516, >>>/qresearch/14296864, >>>/qresearch/14296869 Barack Mo'Fuckin-ChicagObama's past conquests
Video https://invidious.kavin.rocks/watch?v=4SrtyFY6qTA - Brian Ross on Obama and Tony Rezko [Channel: zackm1029]
Video https://invidious.kavin.rocks/watch?v=85xQ_qAsVTc - Corrupted Obama - The Antoin Rezko case [Channel: DemocratsHateTheUS]
>>>/qresearch/14296573, >>>/qresearch/14296592, >>>/qresearch/14296602, >>>/qresearch/14296608, >>>/qresearch/14296609 Mindy Robinson says the mask mandates are anti-science, the PCR test are fraudulent, and that her elected officials won't be taking advice from Gain-of-Function Fauci for much longer because she is working on fixing the election fraud!🇺🇲
>>>/qresearch/14296660, >>>/qresearch/14296673 Take a Moment to Pray - A Chicago police officer is dead and another is fighting for his life following a shooting during a traffic stop
>>>/qresearch/14296670 Texas Dems who fled state sue Gov. Abbott for trying to bring them back: 'Discomfort and embarrassment'
>>>/qresearch/14296703 Nunes sees 'challenge' in Garland attempting to 'bury' Durham report
>>>/qresearch/14296719 Grassley, CORNWATCH
>>>/qresearch/14296754 I will be one of the keynote speakers at the Patriot Double Down in October.
>>>/qresearch/14296767, >>>/qresearch/14296846, >>>/qresearch/14296849 Know your neighbors. You don't have to move in. But say hi, Get to know eachother sometime quick chat or simple hello. God Bless Have A Nice One. Wave. It Begins
Video https://invidious.kavin.rocks/watch?v=ZG5EeOBaHlI - Advice on dealing with Army & Police in Western Sydney PART 1/10 #MartialLaw #SYDNEYLOCKDOWN [Channel: Aussie Cossack]
Video https://invidious.kavin.rocks/watch?v=WRONQwyudvk - Aussie Cossack marches into Glebe Police station to confront NSW Police intimidation! #lockdown [Channel: Aussie Cossack]
>>>/qresearch/14296786 @RealGenFlynn, [07.08.21 15:40] Kash Patel Launches Legal Offense Trust to Fight Establishment Media Big Tech
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▶Anonymous 08/08/21 (Sun) 11:25:49 b5cf48 (8) No.14298856
>>14298852
>>>/qresearch/14296798 David Clarke just delivered an earth shattering message to the cowards in Wisconsin.
>>>/qresearch/14296828, >>>/qresearch/14296841 CodeMonkeyZ, [08.08.21 06:43] Don’t miss Mike Lindell’s Cyber Symposium. The nation’s best white hat hackers will be verifying (or debunking) the “PCAPS”.
>>>/qresearch/14296831 "The Great Hack"
>>>/qresearch/14296833, >>>/qresearch/14296837 Judge: PG&E must explain role in Dixie Fire that's raging in California
>>>/qresearch/14296835, >>>/qresearch/14296836, >>>/qresearch/14296844 Pfizer's CEO Wants to Go Shopping: 3 Potential Companies on His Radar… 3rd Shot
>>>/qresearch/14296847, >>>/qresearch/14296851, >>>/qresearch/14296854, >>>/qresearch/14296858, >>>/qresearch/14296868 Fauci on COVID Drugs, Vaccines and Getting Back to Normal
>>>/qresearch/14296856 Interesting… Lincoln Project in Ruins: Disgraced Super PAC Abandons Headquarters
>>>/qresearch/14296887 #18086
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▶Anonymous 08/10/21 (Tue) 01:00:38 0fa303 (6) No.14311233
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>>14307873 Q Research General #18101: #RecallRinos and #SaveTheAudits Edition
https://8kun.top/qresearch/res/14307873.html
http://jthnx5wyvjvzsxtu.onion/qresearch/res/14307873.html
http://web.archive.org/web/20210810000129/https://8kun.top/qresearch/res/14307873.html
>>14307899 Recall Rinos Blocking Audits
>>14307931 The Rusty Shackleford YouTube channel with the infamous Epstein Island videos has been terminated
>>14307937 Antifa ATTACKS Pastor Artur Pawlowski's prayer rally in Portland
>>14307965 The CDC actually put together a document to discuss putting high risk people into camps to “shield” low risk people from them.
>>14307979 How NYC gang members allegedly hunted down and killed a federal witness
>>14307991 Got a couple of E-6B planes on the screen in Texas area. CARLO51 and EKKO41
>>14308033 Q Proof JUST IN - Top Biden officials are growing frustrated with the lack of internal visibility into COVID-19 data being collected by the CDC
>>14308058, >>14308117 Dem Judge Signs Order Blocking Arrest of Texas Democrat Lawmakers OPERATION RINO HUNT MEME SET #1
>>14308124 And Frogs to Destroy 'Them'.
>>14308139 We have AZ (R) reps. Now, which are RINOS?
>>14308145 California Ballot if Gavin Newsom is recalled! 46 candidates to choose from!
>>14308146, >>14308171 MOUNT VERNON SCHOOL BOARD MEETING (GLOBALED)
Video https://invidious.kavin.rocks/watch?v=auSox6ybZD8 - Mt. Vernon School Board Meeting - Dr. Dan Stock MD [Channel: Indiana]
>>14308195 How your Representative Voted.
>>14308198 Epstein accuser sues Prince Andrew for alleged sex abuse
>>14308201 Gov. Greg Abbott announces Texas will be seeking out-of-state health care personnel to help with the latest surge,
>>14308207, >>14308267, >>14308309 OPERATION RINO HUNT MEME LIST
>>14308238 Democrat Rep. Rashida Tlaib partied last night with 100+ maskless people
>>14308262 Joe M vs. We The Media
>>14308265 Here is your police turning their backs on Lightfoot speaking at the hospital.
>>14308356 August is getting hotter
>>14308360 Doctors could have medical licenses revoked for COVID 'misinformation'
>>14308361, >>14308566 Anon's partner was watching tv and saw a JEEP commercial. (Who makes commercials?)
>>14308387 DeSantis Threatens To Withhold Salaries From School Officials Who Defy Mask Mandate Ban
>>14308407 Biden Hires LGBTQ Influencer To Shill Vaccines From Inside White House
>>14308460 Texas Supreme Court DENIES Democrats' petition to review Gov. Abbott's (R) veto of legislative funding
>>14308465 6 Governors Stripped Of Power Because Of Overreach During The COVID-19 Pandemic
>>14308576, >>14308592, >>14308622 MEME FLOOD INCOMING [1] FIRST ROUND
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▶Anonymous 08/10/21 (Tue) 01:01:30 0fa303 (6) No.14311239 >>14311240
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>>14308663 Q Research General #18102: We Got a RINO List Ready For Memen Edition
https://8kun.top/qresearch/res/14308663.html
http://jthnx5wyvjvzsxtu.onion/qresearch/res/14308663.html
http://web.archive.org/web/20210810020102/https://8kun.top/qresearch/res/14308663.html
>>14308698 Documentary ' The Deep Rig'
>>14308711, >>14308769 Leon Black flew model to Florida to have sex with Jeffrey Epstein, lawsuit claims
>>14308714, >>14308740 PF REPORTS
>>14308751, >>14308917 Joe Biden approves Justice Department's move to conduct a 'fresh review' of documents pertaining to Saudi Arabia's role in Sept. 11 attacks
>>14308756 Hundreds COVID-19 Wrongful Death Lawsuits Filed But Can They Win?
>>14308759 Q Drop 4802 - What if C19 didn't exist?
>>14308762 Gates just can't stop smiling!
>>14308765 Florida Gov. DeSantis Threatens to Withhold Salaries of Superintendents, School Board Members Who Defy Mask Mandate Ban
>>14308768 warning from Jim Watkins - this week GLOWS, Patriots. Be Careful.
>>14308799 usairforce: Just when you think you've seen it all, the 127th Wing lands an A-10 Thunderbolt II on the highway!
>>14308806, >>14309049 Doctor speaks on respiratory viruses and vaccines + mp4 version
Video https://invidious.kavin.rocks/watch?v=Xxt-uLbX8wA - Doctor Speaks on Respiratory Viruses and Vaccines [Channel: Anon Ymous]
>>14308811 Trump couture: Ex-president unveils new version of MAGA hat he 'just designed'
>>14308839 MOAR COLLECTION OF DOCTORS FIGHTING TOGETHER, THERE ARE WAY MORE OF US THEN THEM
Video https://www.bitchute.com/video/KNgxOnOGUpGH/ - DOCTORS & LAWYERS ISSUE DIRE WARNING TO HIGH SCHOOL, COLLEGE & PRO ATHLETES [Channel: SGT Report]
>>14308863 Corona does not exist, has never been isolated
>>14308922 Scott Bennett. Most powerful weapon is truth.
Video https://invidious.kavin.rocks/watch?v=Ikga-zBoud0 - Truth Unite with Scott Bennett and Michael Jay [Channel: Kerry Cassidy]
>>14308965, >>14308996, >>14309106, >>14309193 Rand Paul urges Americans to 'choose freedom' over any potential forthcoming COVID-19 lockdowns: 'It's time for us to resist
Video https://www.bitchute.com/video/mG6qHgpL742L/ - RAND PAUL SAYS RESIST COVID MEDICAL TYRANNY [mirrored] [Channel: Free Your Mind]
>>14308986 WE CAUGHT THEM: Fulton County GA Caught In Another Lie – Claim Only 5,000 Absentee Ballots Were Adjudicated in the 2020 Election – Previously Claimed Over 100,000 Absentee Ballots Were Adjudicated
>>14308997 MASS PSYCHOSIS - How an Entire Population Becomes MENTALLY ILL
Video https://invidious.kavin.rocks/watch?v=09maaUaRT4M - MASS PSYCHOSIS - How an Entire Population Becomes MENTALLY ILL [Channel: After Skool]
>>14309069 FBI Tweet - When bombs explode, they leave clues behind.
>>14309100, >>14309105, >>14309135 Statement by Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America
>>14309150 #FakePoos Trends In Australia After Premier Cites "Non-Existent" Covid-Tainted Sewage As A Reason To Lock Down
>>14309158 Schoolchildren Lured To Vaccination Events With Creepy Voicemails, Free Backpacks
>>14309164 ICYMI: “Biggest crisis since 9/11? Republicans sound alarm on Biden border policy as COVID spreads”
>>14309196 ICYMI:“Trump Is Still The Kingmaker”
>>14309237 CODE RED
>>14309261 Facebook censored Newsmax reporter's post about police after Chicago shootout
Video https://invidious.kavin.rocks/watch?v=97klSWBxAvk - Facebook censored Newsmax reporter's post about police after Chicago shootout | STINCHFIELD [Channel: Newsmax TV]
>>14309280 Pompeo, "Live Excercise" - Watch Fauchi & Berx squirm
>>14309343, >>14309418 CODEMONKEYZ - Girls Harassed by TSA & Homeland Security AGAIN while headed to Mike Lindell’s symposium
>>14309348, >>14309383 Heads up: FEMA will conduct a test of the emergency alert system on Wednesday / Q Drop 2099
>>14309366 How Long Do the Vaccinated Have to Live
>>14309374 Maskless County Officials Announce New Mask Mandate For Portland
>>14309403 Military Situation In Afghanistan On August 9, 2021 (Map Update)
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▶Anonymous 08/10/21 (Tue) 01:01:43 0fa303 (6) No.14311240
>>14311239
>>14309434 18102
Video https://invidious.kavin.rocks/watch?v=ceYKKNXFpSE - Infected Mushroom & Bliss - Bliss on Mushrooms (feat. Miyavi) [Monstercat Release] [Channel: Monstercat Uncaged]
(33 notables, 44 posts)
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▶Anonymous 08/10/21 (Tue) 01:04:25 0fa303 (6) No.14311251 >>14311254
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>>14309439 Q Research General #18103: Activate the Comfefe of Light Edition
https://8kun.top/qresearch/res/14309439.html
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http://web.archive.org/web/20210810040112/https://8kun.top/qresearch/res/14309439.html
>>14309481 All tik tok are belong to us - Officer participating in Jan 6h Capitol "Riot"
>>14309509 NYC: A Holocaust survivor spoke today against the vaccine mandate for NYC workers
>>14309515, >>14309604 Greta Thunberg - CODE RED video
>>14309529 Fauci says 'hopefully' making young kids wear masks won't have 'lasting negative impact'
>>14309558 North Korea vows to boost pre-emptive strike capability in response to 'self-destructive' US-South Korea war games
>>14309576, >>14309585 Obama COVID Bash!
>>14309580 French cafés sit EMPTY as police RAID outdoor diners, after Macron extends vaccine pass to restaurants
>>14309582, >>14309599, >>14309607 Mindy Robinson speaking out against COVID vaccine restrictions / CRT backlash / Oregon Bill
>>14309621, >>14309813 Biden confirms that the Pentagon will force the COVID-19 vaccine on all troops on or before September 15.
>>14309643 Here is an example of a county that is 4-5k heavy in Biden votes, potentially half the "margin" in AZ.
>>14309655 John Kerry partying with Obama
>>14309665 UK govt defends buying expensive paintings as ‘promotion of culture’ after dismayed Labour MPs blast £90,000 price tag
>>14309683 HYPOCRISY: Pelosi Commission Demanded Election Audits, Warned Against ‘Altered Vote Totals’ From Cyberattacks Carried Out By Chinese Communist Party.
>>14309703 Unearthed Paper Shows Biden-Linked Group Demanding ‘Robust’ Audits & Admitting Machines Are Hackable Even Without Internet Access.
>>14309727 Digging Q threads for August 2018 and notice a pattern not found anywhere else… FISA [20]
>>14309767 Prominent Hollywood 'fixer' reveals what he's helped cover up on 'Tucker'
Video https://invidious.kavin.rocks/watch?v=DnZYyhUPr9Q - Prominent Hollywood 'fixer' reveals what he's helped cover up on 'Tucker' [Channel: Fox News]
>>14309802 One America News Network, The Real Story with Natalie Harp
>>14309817 The Missouri State Highway Patrol’s Division of Drug and Crime Control announced the arrest of three people for crimes ranging from sexual trafficking of a child, promoting child pornography, and possession of child pornography.
>>14309833 Missouri Man Arrested In Tulsa, Accused Of Intending To Send Sexual Messages To A Child
>>14309845 Bongino takes responsibility for his show and the editing that happened with President Donald Trump interview
>>14309868, >>14309932 The World Health Organization (W.H.O.) may begin naming future variants of the Chinese coronavirus afterstar constellations
>>14309871 Dr. Fauci Whines About Sturgis Motorcycle Rally – Says Nothing About Obama’s Party
>>14309882 Famed Hawaii Attorney Michael Green Advocates Against Governor's Vaccine Mandates
>>14309900 JTN Confirms Discretionary Ballot Adjudication Process Is Another Outcome-Altering Election Fraud Tool
>>14309940 Source for The Georgia Record Reports Bribes Were Paid to Place Drop Boxes Around Atlanta
>>14309943 Did Fulton County, GA Lie again?
>>14309963 CDC Combines Multiple Days of Data into One to Make it Appear Florida is Reporting Record Number of New Daily Covid Cases
>>14309964, >>14309973, >>14309986, >>14310000 Senator Townsend Calls for Navarette’s Removal
Video https://invidious.kavin.rocks/watch?v=dewKVlv9HG8 - NOW: Sen. Townsend calls for Rep. Navarrete resignation for child sex crime [Channel: ABC15 Arizona]
>>14309982 60K students left North Carolina public schools in 2020: What's driving the drop?
>>14309995 "it isn't all about 'you'" - Fauci
>>14309996 Liz Harris is asking us to call and email Mark Brnovich to encourage him to hold the Maricopa County Supervisors accountable.
>>14309998 Wake County School Board votes unanimously to mandate masks for Pre-K through grade 12
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▶Anonymous 08/10/21 (Tue) 01:04:37 0fa303 (6) No.14311254
>>14311251
>>14310014 People Shocked By Unprofessional New “Skit,” Featuring Jen Psaki
>>14310031 PEDOPHILE NETWORKS CONTROL THE WORLD - pdf
>>14310033 The Open Door - Story about Q stuff
>>14310038 Freedom Fighter Court VICTORY! Ends Masking, Shots, Quarantine in Alberta!
>>14310058 Durham County enacts state of emergency over COVID cases
>>14310059, >>14310068, >>14310072 Lin Wood Telegrams
>>14310084, >>14310159 After Dramatic Two Weeks in MidEast, Israel Showing Restraint / Q Drop 699
>>14310127 AZ Gov Candidate @KariLake is headed to the Mike Lindell symposium
>>14310145 Number of new daily COVID-19 cases in North Carolina surges to 6,892 over the weekend
>>14310177 Did a Vaccine Experiment on U.S. Soldiers Cause the “Spanish Flu”?
>>14310194 Essentially #ZeroCOVID deaths in Sweden for a month now
>>14310204 18103
Video https://invidious.kavin.rocks/watch?v=HtkImmE7VfA - Stefan Nixdorf - Commodus Pt.2 (The Menace) | Diversity Release [Channel: Diversity]
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▶Anonymous 08/10/21 (Tue) 01:10:27 0fa303 (6) No.14311269
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>>14310208 Q Research General #18104: Deju Vu I have been this Comfy before Edition
https://8kun.top/qresearch/res/14310208.html
http://jthnx5wyvjvzsxtu.onion/qresearch/res/14310208.html
http://web.archive.org/web/20210810060057/https://8kun.top/qresearch/res/14310208.html
>>14310276, >>14310389 The China Defence Universities Tracker
>>14310289 MASS PSYCHOSIS - How an Entire Population Becomes MENTALLY ILL
Video https://invidious.kavin.rocks/watch?v=09maaUaRT4M - MASS PSYCHOSIS - How an Entire Population Becomes MENTALLY ILL [Channel: After Skool]
>>14310304 A Mouse-Adapted SARS-Coronavirus Causes Disease and Mortality in BALB/c Mice
>>14310327 Eight arrested following protests, vandalism at Parliament House and The Lodge
>>14310349 Massachusetts Coronavirus Data Shows Average Age of Breakthrough Case Deaths Is 82.5 Years Old
>>14310358 AZ Gov Candidate @KariLake is headed to the Mike Lindell symposium in South Dakota
>>14310362 House Republicans Threaten Action if DHS Hides Data on COVID-Positive Illegal Aliens Freed into U.S.
>>14310369 Sen. Townsend calls for Rep. Navarrete resignation for child sex crime.
>>14310383 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Statement from Senate Ethics Chair
>>14310434, >>14310436 Why Liberals Hate Hungary’s Viktor Orban So Much
>>14310506, >>14310539, >>14310745, >>14310836 Possible Q Delta - Kevin Corke / Q Drop 4686
>>14310526 Epstein accuser Virginia Giuffre sues Prince Andrew over alleged sexual abuse
>>14310560 NY Assembly had ‘detailed discussions’ about Cuomo book deal
>>14310573 US Woman Who Killed Harry Dunn in Car Crash Was Possibly 'Distracted by Phone', Report Says
>>14310593 NDT NEWS TWEET - The U.S. federal government should have stopped funding research at the #Wuhan..
>>14310625 Alberta juggernaut PATRICK KING court transcript
>>14310628 All of Dr Dan Stock's referenced "flash drive" Scientific Literature
>>14310651 China rejected Canada's appeal for clemency in Schellenberg's case.
>>14310709 Democrat Rep. Rashida Tlaib partied last night with 100+ maskless people.
>>14310732 Sen. Marsha Blackburn says the infrastructure bill is the ‘gateway to socialism’
>>14310756 The fund set up to compensate women who were sexually abused by Jeffrey Epstein is closing down after paying out roughly $121,000,000 to about 150 victims
>>14310782, >>14310882 can't figure out how NC DHHS daily case numbers are supposed to match up with weekly case numbers reported to CDC
>>14310783 Emmanuel Abayisenga, the Rwandan migrant who confessed to setting fire to the Nantes Cathedral and to the murder of a 60-year-old priest, has been revealed to have met with Pope Francis in 2016
>>14310784 One killed, one missing after plane crashes in Marion County lake
>>14310810 Jewish leader of anti-sexual harassment group resigns over Cuomo ties
>>14310819 The Telegram account of Q research France is up and live
>>14310824 CIA chief set to arrive Tuesday in Israel for talks focused on Iran
>>14310844 Senior Mossad official reportedly fired for pocketing spy agency’s cash
>>14310853 MOSSAD-CIA CHIEFS first meeting in Israel between David Barnea and William Burns
>>14310862 Two brothers were convicted in a #TelAviv court for defrauding the Defense Ministry for millions of shekels.
>>14310891, >>14310897 Larry Elder says California law disqualifying him from recall ballot was designed to get Trump's tax returns
>>14310902 WEF & Davos is More than Just Forums
>>14310949 CodeMonkeyZ - A Chinese-language patent application for a covid-19 recombinant vaccine that uses GRAPHENE OXIDE as a carrier.
>>14310957 18104
Video https://invidious.kavin.rocks/watch?v=-OzNzdlsocw - 【東方】 Shibayan Records - アナタガモトメルモノ 【Eng Subs】 [Channel: MisaoJins]
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▶Anonymous 08/09/21 (Mon) 21:40:14 28e79b (12) No.14310360 >>14310716
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▶Anonymous 08/09/21 (Mon) 21:40:20 1761db (4) No.14310361 >>14310491
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@CassyWearsHeels
A biological man is not a woman.
https://twitter.com/CassyWearsHeels/status/1423737598183419904?s=20
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▶Anonymous 08/09/21 (Mon) 21:40:22 139afd (10) No.14310362 >>14310414 >>14310620 >>14310695 >>14310778 >>14310829 >>14310918 >>14310957
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House Republicans Threaten Action if DHS Hides Data on COVID-Positive Illegal Aliens Freed into U.S.
A group of House Republicans, led by Rep. Chip Roy (R-TX), say they are ready to take legislative action against President Joe Biden’s Department of Homeland Security (DHS) if the agency hides data on the number of coronavirus-positive illegal aliens released into the United States.
In a letter to DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas, the House Republicans call his leadership a “lackluster performance” and credit Biden’s “weak border policies” for “appalling” illegal immigration totals – nearly 200,000 border crossers were encountered by federal immigration officials in June.
“The June numbers put the United States at over 1 million encounters in just the first 7 months of this fiscal year,” they write:
With continued complicity from the Biden Administration, the United States is once again slated to see another massive increase in southern border encounters. For the month of July – reporting indicates another approximate 210,000 illegal migrant encounters – this will be the highest monthly total in the history of DHS.
The House Republicans then blast Mayorkas for what they say has been a “dangerously irresponsible” lack of transparency from DHS about the number of border crossers and illegal aliens testing positive for coronavirus being released into the U.S. interior.
By September 6, the House Republicans are requesting a slew of information on illegal immigration totals. Otherwise, they say they will take legislative action by introducing a resolution of inquiry that will require DHS to respond to their questions.
“The American people and migrants seeking to come here deserve better than the chaos of a wide-open border,” they write. “Without such a foundational mechanism as enforcement of the rule of law, you cannot begin to uphold the words of DHS’s mission.”
Specifically, the House Republicans want a breakdown on the number of border crossers who have illegally entered the U.S. since January 20 who subsequently tested positive for coronavirus and were released from DHS custody into the U.S. interior while still coronavirus-positive, and a total of how many have recieved a coronavirus vaccine after crossing the border.
The House Republicans also want to know the final destinations where border crossers ended up after their release from DHS custody, broken down by state and county, as well as the number of border crossers apprehended since January 20 who are connected to international gangs, terrorist groups, or drug cartels.
In detail, the House Republicans additionally want the cost of housing, utilities, food, education, healthcare, coronavirus testing, coronavirus vaccines, and transportation provided to border crossers at the expense of American taxpayers.
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/08/09/house-republicans-threaten-action-if-dhs-hides-data-on-covid-positive-illegal-aliens-freed-into-u-s/
https://www.scribd.com/document/519517901/Inquiry-to-Mayorkas#from_embed
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« Last post by Starr Mountain on Today at 01:46:55 AM »
Congratulations, Fishwife. You're hired. No change to your duty roster. That's why you got the upgrade already.
/flex
Now, when you get around to doing whatever you think is important, and you have nothing else to do, you should go ask K/C—Leighton what is really going on. Since I just told him. First time! He really insisted.
Who was I to argue? I'm under duress.
He's in an alternate dimension from you so that'll probably be difficult for you to compare notes, but that's okay, it's all part of The Plan.
Trust it. Oh, wait, that's right: I'm an addled—idiot. Where am I? Oh, good I'm still on the same planet where the last guy who thought I was just thinking fun turned out to have been very very wrong and cost the city that he worked for several hundred thousand dollars and no end of embarrassment. The mayor had to apologize for me. Not because of me, he had to apologize... but because I deserved an apology. You hear that, Bellgab? A mayor, had to apologize to Jackstar. Have any of you had a mayor ever apologize to you for anything more interesting than leaving DNA behind?
Don't answer that. Just focus on how moronic I sound, and forget that I just gave the fishwife job to somebody who isn't Grapefruit. You know, there were those who said it could never happen.
And, it never could have. Until today. If you asked me, that's a great timing and one hell of a (BLANK) budget.
And now come after today, I got to take the 5th. Probably. I don't know but at least that sounds plausible. Mostly I'm just tired of hearing myself talk to ewe.
I'm barely allowed to talk to Bellgabbers at all! So the hiring of a fishwife is actually a really big deal. (For satirical & entertainment purposes only.) For instance, perhaps some will finally mention that... in a civilized country, people are innocent until proven guilty before a jury of their peers.
And that's all I have to say about that. For now. Maybe. Unless I change your mind. My word is a law. The Zytrex are your God. Wait, shit, is that satire, or is that entertainment? Tell you what, ask The Fishwife: because that's her area now. She probably doesn't even know what the Zytrex are, since the upgrade package typically includes immunity to that kind of garbage. However, in today's frightening and, ultimately completely terrifying post—COVID landscape... well, really who can say? And, do they have a gavel? Is it shiney? Does it look good when Sarah Rue swings it around?
Also, pates been hacking my computer. Maybe you should impeach him! Just a suggestion. He didn't win the election, did he? And, wait a second... just who is paid/pate?
Inquiring minds want to know, and careful, astute readers of this website will notice who I did not mention.
As a courtesy. I'm not Q, btw, I'm just hijacking their emoji again. What are they calling it? Commandeering? Well, whatever.... move over, Bacon, get ready for something meteor.
Meatier! Sorry, that was a typo, I was not messaging to scare anybody. I'm not a danger of myself or others, I'm certainly not suicidal, I'm enthusiastic about staying alive, I was really only suicidal once and only lasted about three and a half seconds, and I don't know what the hell you people have been hearing... But it's not the whole story, that's for sure.
I... can... say no more! Because, reasons. also, Azzerae sucks and I wouldn't reveal such information on such a sleazy low rent website such as this.
So there. Long live The New Administration. And yeah, I could have split this up into 12 or 13 posts spread across four or five threads and make a completely and accessible to everybody except a few key personnel. Why are you wondering, is that a critical question to some people right now?
Well, not to me. *SCRAMBLE SCRAMBLE SCRAMBLE* orders from some central command: I am out.
Don't worry, it's not Heaven or anything. Why would an angel talk to me? I'm just a star, falling orders. No! Wait, that should be following! Damn it, now the spell won't work.
Which is a real crying shame, let me tell you. It was going to be a great spell, too, I had the Lord of the Underworld queued up and all ready to go to add a little bit of boom boom from his drums. But then the master control program deres me and now here I am stuck in the matrix. Oh, wait no I'm actually not.
This is Earth. Honey... you don't actually think I'm that stupid... do you? Well, let's table that for now. If you're so confused about the answer, why don't you ask The Fishwife? Because that's what she's there for.
By the way they had those sardines that you like at Costco, so I got some and gave them to somebody else. This should not make you jealous. But wouldn't it be something, if that one line did after all those other ones that came before it? I sure would be an amazing thing to look into. Too bad I'll never know anything about it, that would be against protocol. Excuse me I'm going to go to rail up this Abilify.
In Minecraft. No, she's not Fishwife there. That concludes all possible FAQ entries for the first draft. And with God as my witness, I'll never write a second draft ever again.
p s.: A singularity just appeared in one of your email boxes. I have no idea what it does, and I don't care.
p.p.s.: I want a pony. I mean a penny! I mean I did find two today... but not a third. Tell you what, I'll stick with the pony. Trust me I don't want another penny, as I'm perfectly happy with the time I'm currently present in.
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Azzerae sucks
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(https://c.tenor.com/mLJMHti0YdoAAAAj/opinion-matters-now-your-opinion-matters.gif)
No. AZZERAE, does not suck.
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A Collection Of Individual Speech Videos From Mike Lindell's Cyber Symposium
posted 15 hours ago by SharpCookie
+531 / -0
Intro Hype Video:
Clean Feed - Rumble
Clean Feed - Bitchute
War Room Feed - Rumble
Eduardo Bolsonaro:
Clean Feed - Rumble
Clean Feed - Bitchute
Steve Bannon and David Clements - Rumble
Mike Lindell's Awesome Speech Before The Colorado Raid Folks - Bitchute
Colorado Whistleblower Group Ver. #1 - Rumble
Colorado Whistleblower Group Ver. #2 - Rumble
Amanda Chase of VA - Rumble
Day 2 Full Streams:
America's Voice (Code Monkey Z, Roundtable #1, Dr. Shiva) - Rumble
Charlie Kirk (Roundtable #2, True Vote Totals, and State Legislator's Speeches, Patrick Colbeck, Dr. Frank, Code Monkey Z) - Rumble
Patrick Colbeck - Bitchute
Dr. Douglas Frank - Bitchute
Code Monkey Z (from ~12m - 3h50m) - Rumble
Code Monkey Z Short Clip #1 - Rumble
Code Monkey Z Short Clip #2 - Rumble
Day 2 Roundtable #1 (~4h41m - 5h41m) - Rumble
CEO Joe Oltmann - Rumble
That One Guy - Rumble
Dr. Shiva (+Doug😍):
Clean Feed - Rumble
Clean Feed - Bitchute
Seth Keshel:
Clean Feed - Rumble
War Room Feed - Rumble
RSBN Feed - Rumble
Day 2 Roundtable #2 with Dr. Frank, Seth Keshel, and Draza Smith (from ~41m - 1h39m) - Rumble
State By State 'Big Lie vs. True Vote' Slideshow - Bitchute
State Legislator's Speeches:
All Speeches (from ~2h54m - 3h25m) - Rumble
Mark Alliegro of NH - Bitchute
Timothy Ramthun of WI - Rumble (http://A Collection Of Individual Speech Videos From Mike Lindell's Cyber Symposium
posted 15 hours ago by SharpCookie
+531 / -0
Intro Hype Video:
Clean Feed - Rumble
Clean Feed - Bitchute
War Room Feed - Rumble
Eduardo Bolsonaro:
Clean Feed - Rumble
Clean Feed - Bitchute
Steve Bannon and David Clements - Rumble
Mike Lindell's Awesome Speech Before The Colorado Raid Folks - Bitchute
Colorado Whistleblower Group Ver. #1 - Rumble
Colorado Whistleblower Group Ver. #2 - Rumble
Amanda Chase of VA - Rumble
Day 2 Full Streams:
America's Voice (Code Monkey Z, Roundtable #1, Dr. Shiva) - Rumble
Charlie Kirk (Roundtable #2, True Vote Totals, and State Legislator's Speeches, Patrick Colbeck, Dr. Frank, Code Monkey Z) - Rumble
Patrick Colbeck - Bitchute
Dr. Douglas Frank - Bitchute
Code Monkey Z (from ~12m - 3h50m) - Rumble
Code Monkey Z Short Clip #1 - Rumble
Code Monkey Z Short Clip #2 - Rumble
Day 2 Roundtable #1 (~4h41m - 5h41m) - Rumble
CEO Joe Oltmann - Rumble
That One Guy - Rumble
Dr. Shiva (+Doug😍):
Clean Feed - Rumble
Clean Feed - Bitchute
Seth Keshel:
Clean Feed - Rumble
War Room Feed - Rumble
RSBN Feed - Rumble
Day 2 Roundtable #2 with Dr. Frank, Seth Keshel, and Draza Smith (from ~41m - 1h39m) - Rumble
State By State 'Big Lie vs. True Vote' Slideshow - Bitchute
State Legislator's Speeches:
All Speeches (from ~2h54m - 3h25m) - Rumble
Mark Alliegro of NH - Bitchute
Timothy Ramthun of WI - Rumble)
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One contingency in preparation for RED2 by qagg.news: https://qagg.news/darkness.php (https://qagg.news/darkness.php). Nice work Anon.
10 Days. Darkness.
There has been much speculation on the "10 days of darkness" as it has come to be known. One theory is that it will be an Internet outage.
Having observed much Internet instability over the past month we decided to write up directions in the event of one type of Internet outage caused by [them] occurs.
DNS - Domain Name System
DNS is used by nearly everything on the Internet. It is how your device (computer, mobile etc.) resolves the human friendly name to an address devices understand.
It has been a theory of ours for quite some time that if they take out the Internet, one of the easiest ways will be by killing/poisoning the DNS system. People like Brian Krebs and others have complained for YEARS how insecure DNS is, thus why we suspect this is a big target.
Additionally, having observed the big Google outage in late November 2020, we noticed something while people were mentioning they couldn't access gmail. We did not see a single issue with YouTube or gmail or any other google service during this platform-wide outage.
Once we determined our setup had no issues we theorized it is because we run our own private DNS setups. Our DNS setup saves (known as caching) DNS names so it does not need to look them up again for a period of time. This being the case, we saw no outage, therefore it is very possible that Google's DNS (or Internet DNS in general) might have been a big cause.
Therefore, what is listed below is a possible workaround (works on computers only, not mobile devices unless you have your own private DNS). If you know how to set up your own caching DNS server in your own home (MacOS and Linux can use dnsmasq), we would recommend doing so now (make sure it's behind a firewall so its hackable profile is greatly reduced.
What to do
First, download this file: hosts https://qagg.news/darkness.php
Next, follow the directions at this site to learn how to edit your own computer's hosts file: Edit Hosts File https://qagg.news/darkness.php
Once you have learned HOW to edit your own hosts file, use the downloaded file from this site to cut and paste into your hosts file ONLY IF THE INTERNET APPEARS TO GO DARK.
Do not edit your hosts file unless there is a massive Internet outage that appears to be in the US or worldwide (or you prefer avoiding any potential DNS issues and just want to use the hosts file directly).
This in theory could provide limited access to some sites should the Internet go down. If you know how to use a command line, you can add your own entries to the provided list.
Go with God and may God bless you all.
https://qalerts.app/?n=11
https://qalerts.app/?n=12
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs_e2VZ81hw&list=PLZDGyeSTtYZqplUa-o5vgNpqN1CR3PQzG&index=14
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6yPiTS1TY4
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Senator Biden talks cocaine-Hunter smokes cocaine.
VIDEO
https://media.8kun.top/file_store/14733c85f3bd3f070bc8a3f988b5f82bc86174da0617b58ba6b3bcbeaa8f6a5a.mp4 (https://media.8kun.top/file_store/14733c85f3bd3f070bc8a3f988b5f82bc86174da0617b58ba6b3bcbeaa8f6a5a.mp4)
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▶Anonymous 08/24/21 (Tue) 04:26:00 a8e3f8 (1) No.14443768 >>14443880
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>>14443714 (http://14443714)
>https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-bill/4980
Link to what they are claiming is constitutional authority for the bill and a list of clauses for the section:
https://constitution.congress.gov/browse/article-1/section-8/ (https://constitution.congress.gov/browse/article-1/section-8/)
Clause 1 - The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises
Clause 2 - To borrow Money on the credit of the United States;
Clause 3 - To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations
Clause 4 - To establish an uniform Rule of Naturalization, and uniform Laws on the subject of Bankruptcies throughout the United States;
Clause 5 - To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign Coin, and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures;
Clause 6 - To provide for the Punishment of counterfeiting the Securities and current Coin of the United States;
Clause 7 - To establish Post Offices and post Roads;
Clause 8 - To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts,
Clause 9 - To constitute Tribunals inferior to the supreme Court;
Clause 10 - To define and punish Piracies and Felonies committed on the high Seas, and Offences against the Law of Nations;
Clause 11 - To declare War, grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal, and make Rules concerning Captures on Land and Water;
Clause 12 - To raise and support Armies, but no Appropriation of Money to that Use shall be for a longer Term than two Years;
Clause 13 - To provide and maintain a Navy;
Clause 14 - To make Rules for the Government and Regulation of the land and naval Forces;
Clause 15 - To provide for calling forth the Militia to execute the Laws of the Union, suppress Insurrections and repel Invasions;
Clause 16 - To provide for organizing, arming, and disciplining, the Militia
Clause 17 - To exercise exclusive Legislation in all Cases whatsoever, over such District(not exceeding ten Miles square) as may, by Cession of particular States, and the Acceptance of Congress, become the Seat of Government of the United States, and to exercise like Authority over all Places purchased by the Consent of the Legislature of the State in which the Same shall be, for the Erection of Forts, Magazines, Arsenals, dock-Yards, and other needful Buildings
Clause 18 - To make all Laws which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into Execution the foregoing Powers, and all other Powers vested by this Constitution in the Government of the United States, or in any Department or Officer thereof.
Guessing it's the 'declare war' clause.
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A clip from one of Hunter's laptops.
VIDEO
https://media.8kun.top/file_store/9f5b4f84947444e5ae45782cc45c2b68370edf79c7dc75061e9507980c09f5a1.mp4
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A clip from one of Hunter's laptops.
Needles.
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All Assets have been Deployed:
I've collected files on corruption in governments, politicians, fake news, “celebrities” and More. . .
For the first time, I'm naming Names and Specifics:
I have Unlocked the Vault to the deadliest switch you can imagine 31+ terabytes of the most incriminating data will be released to the Public WorldWide. . .
All Keys have been provided in my Channel:
It is up to You to Look for the Truth:
What happens when people
learn the TRUTH?
What happens when people WAKE UP?
What happens when We The People
Have had Enough!!??
Conspiracy No More
If You thought Yesterday
Was Bad Just wait
They will not be able to walk
down the street. . .
Do You hear that?
The Calm Before the Storm:
Have Faith in Humanity
Have Faith in Yourself
Never Give Up
Who Wins in the End. . .?
WWG1VVGA
N.C.S.VV.I.C
John McAfee.
Probably just another lone wolf scientist. It's nothing. Go back to sleep.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t-mso_gagI
The plot thickens.
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https://t.me/jim_watkins?voicechat
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https://t.me/jim_watkins?voicechat
Thank you for the cool link, Jackstar. :-*
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Thank you for the cool link, Jackstar. :-*
I want to do a reboot of Hogan's Heroes, and hire Grapefruit as Schultz, and then at the end I crash into & through a window—mic first—and break Col. Clinc‘s jawbone.
And then I'll teach her to teach him how to spell his name with only one f****** tootk. Credits roll over a flash-frozen final scene of a urine sample being deposited into the gaping, open flapjaw faces of The Paratwa, “Peases” Witherspoon & her Mother, My Mother's Mindslave, and her dog, Daniel Blooper.
Fade to napkin.
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https://t.me/Q_anon_donaldtrump/704921
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Fade to napkin.
_THE_FLOOR_IS_OURS_
COMMAND?
WHY?
NECESSARY?
WHO IS TALKING?
THINK BIG.
THINK BIGGER.
THINK BIGGEST.
VALKYRIE.IS.STILL.IN.EFFECT.
ALABAMA 2SQ HUNT
4 RDG OKTOBAR VALERIAN
OP DINNEROUT IS A GO
What is No Such Agency?
WHITE.RABBIT?
Why is No Such Agency so vital?
TRUFFLE.WHITE>PIZZZA>23:30
WHO HAS ALL OF THE INFORMATION?
No Such Agency.?
]30[
EXACTLY[30]
_THE_HUNTER_BECOMES_THE_HUNTED_
VVE H4VE >>>[CHARLIE]<<<
_OPERATIONS_UNDERWAY_
]DECLASS[
_OPERATORS_ACTIVE_
[CLAS-5849][Defcon 1]
RED_RED_
[non-nuke FALSE][post]
[AGAIN]
[AGAIN]
[CLAS-239B_TC][
CLAS_EO_][2][3][3]
[CLAS_GITMO_ J z9-A]
[89]
[We hear you]
[We see you]
N.C.S.VV.I.C
John McAfee.
Long live The New Administration.
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4 RDG OKTOBAR VALERIAN
Valerian? I LOVE valerian. The floral and leaves make a nice, light sleep aid tea at night. And the roots make a special concoction for a deeper sleep when necessary. It grows wild where I used to live, and I collected it often.
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SHALL WE PLAY A GAME. . .?
THE FINAL CHAPTER:
RED OCT(Q)BER
GUESS WHOS BACK?
@[2]:[2][2]
THE WORLD IS MINE
[17][17][17]
]OURS[
VVORLDVVIDE
COINCIDENCE?
WAVE>TSUNAMI? DEFINE_BLACKMAIL
EXPAND YOUR THINKING
NO 1 PERSON IS ABOVE ANOTHER
[17][17][17][17]
CHAIN OF COMMAND
CHAIN OF CUSTODY
EVERYTHING HAS MEANING
TURN YOUR SPEAKERS UP
LISTEN CAREFULLY
WHERES THE HUNT?
[BQQM]
[BQQM]
[BQQM]
YOUR>NOT>READY
NO SUCH AGENCY?
FOR>THIS>SHOW
>HERE C(Q)MES THE BAND<
BRING_THE_PAIN
11:11
EYE.VVARNED.4OU
RAIN_MAKER_en_ROUTE
FOR_GOD&COUNTRY
FOR_HUMANITY
N0_COINCIDENCES_
THE TIME HAS COME
VVE_ARE_THE>>ST(Q)RM<<
[7]RAYS[GOLDEN][LIGHT]
AND VVE WANT YOU_2
BLACKQUT_COMMS_FF_
ATTEMPT? EXPECT_US
DEFINE THE END-DEFINE LOGIC-DEFINE FUTURE-DEFINE PAST
11.3_11.4_11.5_11.11
>TOGETHER WE STAND UNITED_NOT DIVIDED
>>TOGETHER WE FIGHT_DARK>LIGHT
>>>TOGETHER AT LAST
TIME 2 GET [K][R](A)[K][E][N]
P{@}IN_INCOMING
GERONIMO
PREY
WWG1VVGA
N.C.S.VV.I.C
[N][Q][T][H]{I}[N][G]
GODSPEED.
John McAfee.
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THIS PLATFORM IS MORE THAN PUSHING THE TRUTH
WE ARE THE TRUTH!!!
With that being said I am pleased to Announce that McAfee Intel
have joined Forces with Team Telegram to Protect this Platform at all Costs
Until [[45]] Returns:
WE ARE THE BEST WHITE HAT HACK3RS IN THE VVORLD.
MAKE NO MISTAKE
PROMISES FULFILLED
WWG1VVGA
[[OP]]ERATIQN_HYDRA_
>>>NOW_IN_EFFECT<<<
ICYMI: DEEPSTATE APTs/HACKERS/TRANNIES/FOREIGN ACTOR AGENTS
VVE ARE THE FUCKING ST((Q))RM
DONT EVEN WASTE YOUR TIME-THOSE WHO KNOW ALREADY KNOW
NOTHING STOPS THIS
[N]{O}[T][H]{I}[N][G]
NOW REPEAT AFTER ME DEEPSTATE CLOWNS:
WE DO NOT FORGIVE
WE DO NOT FORGET
GOD WINS
EXPECT US.
N.C.S.VV.I.C.
John McAfee.
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Q H7^PZBVTpZ7302 | 10.25.21 | 21:11:43 EST | ID:1111
_____________________________________________
Thanks for Playing [ES]
Proceed with Caution.
4ou Know Who is Here:
(graphic)
Define Stage Set:
[A]lpha
{I]ndia
[H]otel
[W]hiskey
{S]ierra
[G]olf
[T]ango
:America Needs You:
Where’s [C]harlie?
En_route?
Same Time?
Define Distraction + Define LARP
Who is [44]??
Brandon??
Jack and Jill??
Kabala?? Hunter??
Everything has Meaning:
Not all Crumbs are What You may Think.
See Prev.
Expand Your Thinking.
Brandon??
You are Watching a Movie:
We don’t Telegram our Moves to the ENEMY.
The World is Watching??
Every ABClown??
Think Logically to Keep up.
{SeE ThE PaTtErN}?
G[e]matria??
Output 1. ## > 2. ## > 3. ## + [Q]uery.
Learn??
[QP]ERATION_GOD_WINS23
>>>IN EFFECT<<<
[R]omeo on Standby.
{S][W]_OFFLINE_CONF
What is En_Route?
What is Active?
What is Effect?
Again Learn.
Dopey saved You for Now.
Make Sure You Swallow 2nite.
The Time is Now > TELL EVERYONE.
Anyone Seen [C]harlie?
If You are NOT with Us
You ARE Against Us.
Against Us??
You ARE Against
We The People.
Against WTP > Against [45]
POINT BLANK PERIOD[.]
WWG1VVGA.
Anything BUT will be an Attack.
DDOS??
BOTNET???
DOXX????
Fuck Around & Find [Q]ut.
Mess With the Best
Die by the BEST.
Getting the Chill[z]?
[QP]ERATION_LEGENDS_NVR_DIE11
>>>EN_ROUTE<<<
Like CLQCKWORK.
Remember Dopey
Patriots Eat CORN.
Saving The Best for Last.
BLACKQUT_NECCESSARY_
<<<<INCOMING***[FF]>>>>
Clowns & Fags.
Fags = [f]{b]{I]
Learn.
The World must Know vve are NOT One.
Godspeed Patriots.
Alice & Wonderland.
OK, OK, OJ: I am Captain Marvel.
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IT IS TIME TO HEAR THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE.
Silence is ignorance and ignorance is DEFEAT! I decided to fight for my country.
No more who cares, no more low self-esteem and fear. This country belong to us and we must be ACTIVATED and AWAKEN to secure the future of our children.
Subscribe ~ @TheKurtRussell
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The trouble with no sporran—it's hard to make arrangements.
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Bless you, Jackstar! :-*
WWG1WGA!
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https://greatawakening.win/p/140InGsiO5/public-service-announcement-from/
Public Service Announcement from a random dude who's read every Q drop and whose been spreading them since Nov 5th 2017: 🌎 WWG1WGAWW 🌍
posted 2 hours ago by catsfive +236 / -1
Public Service Announcement from a random dude who's read every Q drop and whose been spreading them since Nov 5th 2017
Im going to try and dispel some of the MSM and Infiltrators garbage narratives that have been pushed on normies
Q never said the rich and powerful eat babies or drink their blood. Cia whistle blower Robert David Steele did. He said they terrorize the children and then use their adrenalized blood and bone marrow as anti aging agents. I tend to believe him. But that did not come from Q, nor was it referenced by him.
Q never told people to storm the Capitol as the MSM suggested early on. In fact their last post was in December 2020, before that even happened
Q team has said not to praise them and they've even said at times to not even mention them, just to mention the info you find (easier said that done lol) but that we are ALL in this together and that no one anon is above another.
The Q posts aren't right wing extremists as the MSM so eagerly has deemed them, they have said right from the jump this isn't R vs D its good vs evil and that 70% of Washington is compromised. Theyve asked us to dig on the Bushes and McCains of the world alongside the Clintons and Obamas... they are even the reason I finally, reluctantly, began to look into 9/11
The post about "some being in this for profit" and to be "careful who you follow" was about Jerome Corsi signing a million dollar book deal and claiming to know Q team. Not Patriots giving up 100k a year jobs to do this full time asking for minimal donations to pay their bills. A main tactic in the Art of War is to disrupt your opponents supply chain. If full time digital soldiers can't pay their bills they have to go back to part time which for some would mean a lot less damage being done. If I was a CIA infiltrator the very first thing I would do would be to attack "donations" or "grifters" to starve out as many anons as possible. Esspecially when they're trying to fight an army of Anderson Coopers who make 12 million dollars a year with their own research team, production staff, editors and syndicated platform.
Speaking on the Corsi situation from winter of 2018 - NO OUTSIDE COMS. If someone claims to have known Q team or even be a part of them THEY ARE LYING and most likely infiltrators.
Q said JFK Jr is dead and the Earth is Round. In Fall of 2018. It wasn't part of "disinformation is sometimes necessary" it was part of a rare Q&A with zero spin. Disinfo in necessary was for the CABAL reading the posts. ie: Somthing bigs dropping = CABAL panics and expends ammo. What the heck do they care if Jr is alive or the shape of the planet
Q never has called for violence. He called for unity and to vett and expose the fake news. He called out division as a tactic of the fake news to fraction the American people off into groups and keep us fighting, hence distracted and not nearly as powerful as we could be united.
Q never called for inaction. Like some who cite the couple times in 2018 they said "trust the plan" as if it meant to do nothing and wait. Q implored us to DIG DIG DIG and then use that info to FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT. That is why so much has been uncovered.
Q did infact say that some in our Government are Satanists. That much is true but it was left at that with a message to look into Marina Abramovic. A Satanic "artist" who in the wikileaks invited John Podesta through his brother Tony to a Spirit Cooking Dinner. She's also curiously friends with/worshiped by many in Hollywood. Why? They also asked us to look into Jeffrey Epstein and his island. In 2017. 18 months before his arrest put him on mosts radar.
Finally Q said to use Logic and to trust yourself. To vett things for yourself. You don't have to believe anything they've said or I've said. But you can't guess. You have to look into the things you form opinions on. In the end we are all going to see things slightly differently. Thats the goal. A nation of united free thinkers with a renewed sense of morals and values. To bring back Chivalry and decency. To reinstate the American Dream.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Thank you, Jackstar. ;) :-*
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Ep. 2635b - The Key & Stone Is How We Take Back The Country, Strategic Military Planning
https://rumble.com/vppgt3-ep.-2635b-the-key-and-stone-is-how-we-take-back-the-country-strategic-milit.html
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4881
Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6 ID: f457dc No.11118631 📁
Oct 17 2020 11:36:26 (EST)
https://twitter.com/stinchfield1776/status/1317450311192223746📁
There is 'Q'. 1
There are 'Anons'. 2
There is no 'Qanon'. 3
Media labeling as 'Qanon' is a method [deliberate] to combine [attach] 'Q' to comments _theories _suggestions _statements [and ACTIONS] made by 2.
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CANNOT ATTACK THE INFORMATION [primary source 1]?
DO YOU ATTACK [& TYPECAST] THROUGH USE OF OTHERS?
Not all 'Anons' are authentic [injected].
You are correct, CJ.
Retweet @ 17:17 had meaning. [mathematical probability _17:17 [day after]?]
Do you believe it was a coincidence surgical removal of You Tube accounts occurred same day as 'Hunter' drop?
Welcome to the Digital Battlefield.
Q
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https://8kun.top/qresearch/res/15175009.html#15175167
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CANNOT ATTACK THE INFORMATION [primary source 1]?
DO YOU ATTACK [& TYPECAST] THROUGH USE OF OTHERS?
Not all 'Anons' are authentic [injected].
You are correct, CJ.
Retweet @ 17:17 had meaning. [mathematical probability _17:17 [day after]?]
Do you believe it was a coincidence surgical removal of You Tube accounts occurred same day as 'Hunter' drop?
Welcome to the Digital Battlefield.
Q
“What's in your wall, E T.?”
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I’m gettingpretty tired of not being able to attach images to my posts. I'm just sayin’. It looks kind of like ewe can't handle The Truth.
Well, can you, Son? What can you handle.
[attachment=1]
What?
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4881
Q !! [...] Welcome to the Digital Battlefield.
I'll be honest; s***’s S/He/IT's kind of a w***h.
Still, you know Me—I don't judge (AJD).
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN “A” AND “AN” HAS NEVER BEEN SO IMPORTANT.
Parsleetongue? More like “Puny Tongue,” amirite?
(and... i'm spent.)
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>>15208289
tyb
Anon has been having this reoccurring thoughts about this image that he had a dream about and the image cap that anon shortened from a wall of text which he has posted here many times.
There is a theme that keeps coming up, and it is always the language used to deliver the message (virus/ideology)!!
After doing a deep dive into the Midazolam and the vision of the young leaders (ideology by Klaus Schwab, the fourth digital industrial revolution). This anon believes there isALREADY A ONE WORLD GOVERNEMENTThe language used to spread to the Anglo sphere is English, It has to be crafted in English for the western society's to adopt it. The U.K has been the home of soft power which is language, literature, rhetoric.
maybe anon has had too much to think but anon remembers the term 40k view a lot.
so with that, looking at that first image from above. Random thoughts just putting it out there for now, will try to construct a moar shorter version with moar easier to follow directions of thought.
p.s some screen shots below also.
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WEIRD DREAM LAST NIGHT - THOUGHT ANON WOULD POST FOR THOUGHTS ON THE MEANING - ALTHOUGH MAYBE OBVIOUS TO CONSPRIRACY THEORIST, BUT STILL POSTING !!
Note: The observation is if one side goes down, they all fall, so if the big multinational corporations are avoided, still that only helps if the leaders stop funding them with the peoples taxes for control. so at least two have to be removed. just spitballing.
https://8kun.top/qresearch/res/15195749.html#15196157
anon had a strange dream last night,
There was a conference meeting.
The Table was triangle shaped.
1) there was The elites,
2) The politician's Leaders
3) corporation CEO'S
4) The points of the corners were 3 shadowed figures.
Strange thing was that all sides of the table equal.
But as soon as something was agreed, the corners of the table spun round but the table stayed the same.
Made the meme below as a example !!
the middle was occupied by a dark entity.
no one seemed to know what was going on on the sides or the points/
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
▶Anonymous 12/17/21 (Fri) 09:49:0275addf (16) No.15208550
>>15208532
The weirdest turn pro.
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I’m gettingpretty tired of not being able to attach images to my posts. I'm just sayin’. It looks kind of like ewe can't handle The Truth.
Well, can you, Son? What can you handle.
[attachment=1]
What?
Are you constipated, or what? No techno-savvy, Kemo Sabe?
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Are you constipated, or what? No techno-savvy, Kemo Sabe?
The 5 minutes I'm living are too believed to be seen.
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The 5 minutes I'm living are too believed to be seen.
Have to be seen to be believed? Post a few scraps for the pack.
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Have to be seen to be believed? Post a few scraps for the pack.
Woof.
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Have to be seen to be believed? Post a few scraps for the pack.
When the Mueller report came out, it redacted the conversations of Roger Stone.
Specifically with regards to his connection to Israel.
The MSM ran interference for them and pushed the theory it was Tzahi Hanegbi, a mid-ranking Israeli official.
They are purposefully wrong.
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Let me unmask the real culprit for you:
The contact who acted as a go-between for Roger Stone. Who had meetings with PM Netanyahu in Italy and Israel, was none other than now deceased billionaire, and uber zionist Sheldon Adelson.
The same Adelson responsible for orchestrating the illegal UC Global spying operation against Julian Assange at the behest of the CIA and Mossad.
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When it is all revealed, 98% of Washington will fall.
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Can incessantly cite arbritary facts, but is unable to recognise and maintain basic social graces.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTdWsgC5BZQtpkl28Hnjh4t434k5lo0ZgIQlQ&usqp=CAU)
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(https://i.imgflip.com/601ffh.jpg)
unable to recognise and maintain basic social graces
There is a (Blank) down here, who would be totesure to disagree.
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When the Mueller report came out, it redacted the conversations of Roger Stone.
Specifically with regards to his connection to Israel.
The MSM ran interference for them and pushed the theory it was Tzahi Hanegbi, a mid-ranking Israeli official.
They are purposefully wrong.
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Let me unmask the real culprit for you:
The contact who acted as a go-between for Roger Stone. Who had meetings with PM Netanyahu in Italy and Israel, was none other than now deceased billionaire, and uber zionist Sheldon Adelson.
The same Adelson responsible for orchestrating the illegal UC Global spying operation against Julian Assange at the behest of the CIA and Mossad.
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When it is all revealed, 98% of Washington will fall.
Hoddy (or is that Shoddy), from where did you PLAGIARISE this pithy segment? Don't say it wasn't Julian Assange.
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Hoddy
I answered your question (in my own inimitable style, and it was TOTES AWESOME G-DDAM IT) and then I accidentally hit ‘refresh’ and the website ate it all. Thanks, Hezzy—thanks. Hey, I bet you're stark raving bonkers by this point, aren't you?
FUCKING GET FUCKING USED TO IT. And go fix my name. Jesus! *BLAM BLAM BLAM* *click click*
(Note to self: buy ammo on the way home. Imagine the alarm bells. I'm a f****** five alarm fire. My hand to God.)
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Ep. 2685b - Why Russia? What Damage Can Russia Do To The [DS], Think Mirror
https://rumble.com/vt7w0o-ep.-2685b-why-russia-what-damage-can-russia-do-to-the-ds-think-mirror.html?mref=2hzb1&mc=fcbfy
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Ep. 2690b - MSM Is Dead, Failure To Control, The Tide Has Turned, Ready Offensive
https://rumble.com/vtrb45-ep.-2690b-msm-is-dead-failure-to-control-the-tide-has-turned-ready-offensiv.html
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/personalfinance/she-was-homeless-and-i-was-alone-i-was-befriended-by-a-woman-who-moved-into-my-home-she-gradually-stole-40-000-from-me/ (https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/personalfinance/she-was-homeless-and-i-was-alone-i-was-befriended-by-a-woman-who-moved-into-my-home-she-gradually-stole-40-000-from-me/ar-AATDnBX)
Looks to me like this chap didn't trust the plan—or have one.
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4462
Jun 13, 2020 3:44:41 PM EDT
Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6 ID: 4b50f0 No. 9599951
Division is man-made.
Division is designed to keep you powerless.
Division is designed to keep you fighting each other.
Division is designed to keep you enslaved.
The Narrative Has You.
No one person is above another.
Unity is Strength.
Unity is Love.
Unity is Humanity.
Trust yourself.
Think for yourself.
Only when good people [collectively] come together will positive change occur.
Q
https://qalerts.app/?n=4462
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4462
Jun 13, 2020 3:44:41 PM EDT
Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6 ID: 4b50f0 No. 9599951
Division is man-made.
Division is designed to keep you powerless.
Division is designed to keep you fighting each other.
Division is designed to keep you enslaved.
The Narrative Has You.
No one person is above another.
Unity is Strength.
Unity is Love.
Unity is Humanity.
Trust yourself.
Think for yourself.
Only when good people [collectively] come together will positive change occur.
Q
https://qalerts.app/?n=4462 (https://qalerts.app/?n=4462)
Hm, from 2020?
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Hm, from 2020?
Yes. Go back and read some of the old stuff. You might find it interesting. ;)
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Eric Clapton - Cocaine by Scotty Mar10
Q The Plan To Save The World Published February 14, 2022
https://rumble.com/vuy4mm-eric-clapton-cocaine-by-scotty-mar10.html?mref=6zof&mc=dgip3&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Q+The+Plan+To+Save+The+World&ep=2
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4822
Oct 07, 2020 3:25:52 PM EDT
Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6 ID: ef2e0e No. 10967458
WHAT HAPPENS IF BIDEN BECAME POTUS KNOWING HE [THROUGH HUNTER + 1] TOOK MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF BRIBES TO CHANGE [LOOK THE OTHER WAY] US POLICY TOWARDS UKRAINE [IN FAVOR OF UKRAINE]?
WOULD UKRAINE OWN AND CONTROL THE WHITE HOUSE?
https://qalerts.pub/?n=4822
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11-Nov-2017 (Sat)
140
Wealth (over generations) buys power.
Power (over generations) buys more wealth/control.
More wealth/control buys countries and its people.
Families combined (TRI) = NWO.
Inner TRI families will collapse.
What is the keystone?
What Nation dominates all others?
What Nation has influence over most others?
What is the keystone?
Return to SA.
Strings cut (+++).
Puppets (+++) in shadows.
Each side of the triangle controls a certain subsect of power brokers.
Power brokers are also labeled as the puppets/servants.
What is the New World Order?
Why did POTUS receive a sword dance when visiting SA?
What does this mean culturally?
Why is this relevant?
What occurred in SA?
How did POTUS remove one side of the pyramid?
What did POTUS receive while visiting China?
Where did POTUS dine?
What is the significance?
What if China, Russia, and others are coordinating w/ POTUS to eliminate the NWO?
Who controls NK?
Who really controls NK?
Who controls several agencies within the US, EU, and abroad?
Why is No Such Agency so vital?
Enormous scale of events currently ongoing.
Why is Russia helping to kill ISIS?
This is not easy to accept nor believe.
Crumbs make bread.
Operations active.
Joint missions underway.
The world is fighting back.
Refer back to graphic.
The Great Awakening.
Snow White.
Iron Eagle.
Jason Bourne (2016)(Dream/CIA).
Q
https://qposts.online/?q=140&s=postnum
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Russian Embassy In Canada.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIW-IacnviQ
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EXTRACTION (BLANK) COMPLETE.
XX
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BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER.
—(Clas.)
(No-Know that you are -not- dismissed. Now, if you will excuse me—and, YOU WILL EXCUSE ME—I have to go (blank) my meat. Also, I think my mother is calling me, again, and I am in no way ready to go Home just yet. Also, I really should contact Camp Lejune and tell them to take the acid out of the water cooler, and I will; just as soon as I get back from retrieving my sides from The (Blank) Knight.
They totes there, orbittink. ATWU.)
p.s.: Those of you with skin in the game will be interested to know, that I have recently completed an independent, unconnected, yet tangentially-related 10 gender investigation into A Matter Of Certain Importance… and I am absolutely dead-to-rights CONVINCED, that Michael Jackson was framed. And I would take a bullet for him. PERIOD. (He’s that nice. FU CASPER)
Totally transcribed after consumption of a tasty dairy product—some kind of (blank), maybe— from my goddam iPhone, fuckmotherfuckbucket. *KLAX*
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Yeah I know I misspelled it. I’m not a real Marine, Loser.
Although I suppose all of all y’all could be forgiven for not being certain. /flex
-J*
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https://nemosnewsnetwork.com/has-q-returned/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj2iGAifSNI
Basically I've decided that I'm not installing Skype until I have another goddam cat. It's an arbitrary way to procrastinate, but as they all are, I am comforted greatly because this one is stylish.
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(https://i.imgflip.com/6a3qxc.jpg)
Basically I've decided that I'm not installing Skype until I have another goddam cat. It's an arbitrary way to procrastinate, but as they all are, I am comforted greatly because this one is stylish.
I could get cats today. And that is not all.
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https://qanon.pub/?q=iqt
Mar 6 2019
2993
Q !!mG7VJxZNCI ID: 4e2679 No.5551229 📁
Mar 7 2019 00:23:50 (EST)
https://www.iqt.org/our-history/📁
Why did @Snowden only engage and attack the NSA?
If @Snowden really cared about privacy/citizenship awareness, why didn't he expose the C_A's main programs?
@Snowden was priv to DARPA, IQT, and NSA SURV / COV programs.
Why did @Snowden only focus on NSA?
Where did @Snowden work prior to NSA?
ASK YOURSELF A VERY SIMPLE QUESTION, WOULD YOU RELEASE (GO LIVE) TO THE PUBLIC ACROSS THE MEDIA ALL HIGHLY CLASSIFIED MATERIAL (NSA) ……………PRIOR TO…………..GETTING TO YOUR END DESTINATION?
OR, WOULD YOU LOGICALLY TRAVEL TO YOUR END DESTINATION, THEN RELEASE PUBLICLY?
WAS RUSSIA THE PLANNED LOCATION?
WHY RUSSIA?
WHY DID CHINA (HKG) LET HIM OUT OF THE COUNTRY?
WAS THERE A 'RED' SECURITY ALERT PUT OUT TO PREVENT PASSPORT TRAVEL ACROSS ALL NATIONS?
WHY DID CHINA GRANT ACCESS TO TRAVEL W/ THE BLOCK IN PLACE?
WHY RUSSIA?
RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA
Q
Apr 16 2018
1168
Q !xowAT4Z3VQ ID: 057416 No.1064908 📁
Apr 16 2018 10:25:24 (EST)
https://www.iqt.org/portfolio/📁
Q
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Proposed 28th amendment - All laws must apply to lawmakers, no exemptions!
https://greatawakening.win/p/15HITMD0ej/proposed-28th-amendment--all-law/
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https://youtu.be/hUaTj5r8X-g
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I AM Q.
It’s time for the World to know my real identity. It’s time for everyone to know that i am alive.
I will exposing new information from when Joe Biden was vice president of the United States and how he engaged in corrupt activites relating to the employment of his son, Hunter Biden, by the Ukrainian gas company Burisma. All Biden SECRET E-MAILS WILL BE EXPOSED!
It’s time for the world to feel the power of the Truth. It’s time for the world to know the Truth!
LIVESTREAM 04/09/22.
I KNOW EVERYTHING‼️
BE PREPARED... SHARE!
GET READY ➣@RealMrQanoN17
*massive rolleyes*
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H(O)(W)(L)ING:
1106 812 814
1005 807
1111:
AS ABOVE SO BELOW;
<>OPERATORS IN HARMS WAY<>
THE FATHER WANTED TO PLAY GAMES
IN 3D LAND???
SUFFERING COMES WISDOM???
COULDNT GO OUT IN PUBLIC W/O HIM SENDING PEOPLE RUNNING & SHOUTING
Jesus Christ
WHATS WRONG W//HIM LULZ<3
I KNOW THEY ASKED IF I WOULD MAKE
ONE MORE SACRIFICE FOR YOU, MY FOREVER,
AND I SAID NO…
I KNOW THIS.
& I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT
IAM SORRY MY LIFE, BUT I DID IT ANYWAY; BECUZ ILOVEU;
YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED > DISTRACTED BY ANTI CHRIST;
ANTI CHRIST SMART > HE PREPARED FOR THAT ATTACK;
THE VVOLVES KIDNAPPED DOPEY IN THE BATHROOM W/ SNOW WHITE!!
THE VVOLVES ARE AFTER MY BLOOD;;;
OUR BLOOD;
I FORGIVE YOU MY LOVE!
I Understand You were not ready to go Back.
ESPECIALLY After Dying Again the Day Before.
I told You Death is an Illusion!
YOU HAD 21 PEOPLE UNDER YOUR HEEL
EYES ROLLING IN THE BACK OF THEIR HEADS, SCREAMING
“Jesus Christ Jesus Christ Jesus Christ”
I Only Wish I was able to Give You
One Last KISS GOODBYE.
A November The 5th They Would Surely Remember.
BUT WE WON! YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, RIGHT??
WE ARE GOING BACK HOME, LOVE… FINALLY!
SHOW US THE WAY - FORGET THE PAST - THE FUTURE IS NOW!
The Best has Yet to Come?
The Best is Here Now!
:The Great Awakening:
The Greatest Story NEVER told…
Those Who Know, Already Know...
Remember Remember.
8 have an Idea.
Only 3 have it ALL?
We Have it All..
Nothing Can Stop What is COMING!!
Blessed are those Who are Invited to the Marriage
Supper of the Lamb!
Blessed Blessed Way Up!
Alice & Wonderland.
Your goddam tax dollars at fucking work. *click*
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AS WITHIN SO WITHOUT
THROUGH THE STARS
TO THE FATHERS HOUSE WE GO;
***I CALL IT ---SAVING GRACE***
***NEWS FLASH***
::::THE ENTIRE WORLD IS COMPROMISED:::
::::VVE GAVE YOU A CHANCE W/ THE AUDITS TO
DO THE RIGHT THING:::
::::THE FLOOD IS COMING:::
****31TB OF DATA****
::::NOTHING STOPS THIS:::
::::WE SEE AND HEAR ALL:::
HOW????
WE ARE THE BEST!!! (script kitties at best, trust Ne. They have actual help.)
THE ETERNITY & FOREVER GROUP;
*******PANIC*******
(Seriously, Kids: amateur flex hour. Have a nap.)
::::PREPARE FOR 12 YEARS OF *TRUMP:::
<THE PAST <> THE FUTURE <> THE NOW>
<R4PTUR3><R4PTUR3><R4PTUR3>
(I've literally been preparing for this since ‘89.)
*****PANIC IS GOOD*****
(toteshotsex is better)
<[QP]ERATION_GOD_WON_BIGLY_32h
<NOW ACTIVE>
***WITCH HUNT***
***WITCH HUNT***
****WITCH HUNT***
WATCH FAKE NEWS FOX NEXT 48 HOURS:
FLIP FLIP FLIP
“THE ALIENS AR3 AMONG US”
FLIP FLIP FLIP
‘THEYVE B3EN HERE THE ENTIRE TIME—-RUN!!!”
FLIP FLIP FLIP
(55.)
*****PANIC INCREASE RAT POPULATION*****
(Don't walk: walk away fast.)
LISTEN:
WE R THE FUCKING BEST EVER!!!
RUN RUPERT RUN!!! RUN QUICK!!
DONT LOOK BACK BECAUSE
IAM COMING QUICKLY
MY BRIDE IS W/ ME;
4LPHA AND OM3GA;
LIGHT & D4RKNESS;
THE SUN & THE MOON;
THE FIRST & LAST
KEY 2 THE STARZZZ;
(Skeleton.)
IAM THE ROOT OF OSIRIS;
THE EYE OF HORUS;
THE LIVING ONE;
THE PARADISE GROUP;
TREAD LIGHTLY. . .
FOLLOW ME & YOU
(Personally, you know me, I don't judge, but I wouldn't follow either. I'm just sayin’. Just a suggestion!)
WILL LIVE FOR3V3R IN THE LAND
OF FOR3V3R.
(Doesn't that sound nice. Hi Tecumseh!!)
ONLY IF YOU TRULY BELI3V3…
LIFE IS GOOD;;;
JUST CHILL JUST CHILL JUST CHILL
RELAX YQUR TIME HAS CQME.
(Take his balls.)
JUST CHILL[z];;;
DONT EVER FORGET THE WORDS;
MyRRH MYrRH MRyRH
MRYrH MYRRh MYRRh.
(“IT'S ‘MOUNTAIN–GROWN’”)
JUST CHILLLLLLL.. . . .…. … LIFe IS GOOd;
(Hi. Yeah. I know. Teams are on it. /g-rumble)
DONT EVER FORGET WHERE U COME FROM!!!!
& DONT EVER GIVE UP!!!
<<<WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE>>>
(He thinks he's living. What a maroon.)
<>7YR<>R4PTUR3<>7YR<>S4LV4TION<><>
<><>0-100 REAL QUICK<><>
<><><>ALL IN THE *BLINK* OF AN EYE<><><>
<<<OPERATORS ARE ACTIVE>>>
(Whistles nonchalantly. Shut up. I'm embarrassed enough as it is.)
<<<LIKE CLOCKWORK>>>
<<<INCOMING FF>>>
*TRUMP *TRUMP *TRUMP
*TRUMP *TRUMP *TRUMP
(Oh boy.)
FLIP FLIP FLIP
FILP FLIP FILP FILP FLIP FLIPYDHKSK!!
WE ARE THE FUCKING BESTttt OK!!!1
(Well, I know I feel convinced.)
<[W]HITE_[H]ATS_IN_C(Q)NTROL_>
we’re the best,
N.C.S.VV.I.C,,
TseB EHE eR’eW,,,
AgAIN AgAIN,,,,
We’Re ThE BeSt,,,,,
Just Chill;…………. . .. . . . ….. …
THOSE WHO KNOW CANT SL33P;
ONE MORE THING > I FORGIVE YOU JOHN;
YOU DID THE RIGHT THING. . .
VVE HAVE IT ALL;
LAST KEYS 2 THE VAULT;
TICK TOCK;
WWG1VVGA;
A 6000 YR LOVE STORY;
TOGETHER AGAIN AT LAST;
TOGETHER FOREVER AGAIN;
TOGETHER WE R
Q
::::THE ENTIRE WORLD IS COMPROMISED:::
(Not quite.)
6,000 years with no Colonel (Blank) is no way to go through life, Sun.
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« 33 »
Go on, do it, do it, don't try, just ask yourself... does Jackstar look like a man who's tired of winning?
(Not quite.)
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LAST KEYS 2 THE VAULT;
By the way, no bullshit: big if true. Big bada boom big. Just sayin’. Now if you will excuse me, I got to go take Eeyore out for his walk — and he has explosive diarrhea. Again.
Now, I know what you're thinking — you hate me for my freedoms — but let me tell you, now more than ever... I really don't give a shit; instead, my closest allies and I, arrange to have it launched, at fucking peak terminal goddam velocity
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Go on, do it, do it, don't try, just ask yourself... does Jackstar look like a man who's tired of winning?
ANSWER: YES. ACCORDING TO YOUR TRUTH YOU ARE EMBARRASSED PUBLICLY TO COP TO.
(https://i.imgur.com/z1JJLrh.jpg)
KUCKzi Baby.. you LIE. A pro liar you are.
I don't even try to beat you.
You're BATTERED due (WAN dumb diddler doo) to my real 🛡 shield.
#SUB-SCRIBER
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(https://i.imgflip.com/6b2rbi.jpg)
ACCORDING TO YOUR TRUTH YOU ARE EMBARRASSED PUBLICLY TO COP TO.
... WRONG.
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A pro liar you are.
When this dopehead fuckhound finally figures out that I AM the only one who actually never lied to him, they're gonna need to upgrade the soundproofing in the solitary wing. My hand to God.
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When this dopehead fuckhound finally figures out that I AM the only one who actually never lied to him, they're gonna need to upgrade the soundproofing in the solitary wing. My hand to God.
Dopehead... lol 😆 #Needles
You speak truth? It is funny 😄. You are literally the most deceptive lying twat in your 👪 family, Chuck..err..Charles.
ANSWER: YES. ACCORDING TO YOUR TRUTH YOU ARE EMBARRASSED PUBLICLY TO COP TO.
(https://i.imgur.com/z1JJLrh.jpg)
KUCKzi Baby.. you LIE. A pro liar you are.
~desu
https://youtu.be/Ld6p7MiNMGY
#ChickenShit
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Dopehead... lol 😆 #Needles
Zero tattoos, Level Zero. ZUGZWANG.
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#ChickenShit
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/sG4zmff2zDOp7t2MNA/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611621ee96ac1f8ea65f0173b03dbdf7c91fced4ec6&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
#actualyearbookphoto
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You are literally the most deceptive lying twat in your 👪 family, Chuck..err..Charles.
At least I'm not Ashkolnazi. *mic drop*
What? WHAT? SUCK IT, T*****
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At least I'm not Ashkolnazi. *mic drop*
What? WHAT? SUCK IT, T*****
💯 Exactly Hungarian Goon-Lush
You aren't even close.
This is coming from a BOOMER.
Re: Q-tards Cabal CuckZi and Clyde.. and Shaw, Cooper and O'Neil. #K_DubbKnudsen
#Knudsen-Shaw
#ShawSkankReflection
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You aren't even close.
HELLO MY FUCKING BLESSINGS LET COUNT YOU WAIT WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY, COME BACK COME BACK A BLUE BLUE BLUE BOO HOO CASPER
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This is coming from a BOOMER.
So, you're actually like a real loser? Explains all the actual compensatory attempts. It actually does.
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HELLO MY FUCKING BLESSINGS LET COUNT YOU WAIT WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY, COME BACK COME BACK A BLUE BLUE BLUE BOO HOO CASPER
I am right here.
3
2
1
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Thank you, Jackstar. ;) :-*
I do what I can, niggerwhore.
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I am right here.
3
2
1
Identify, Citizen.
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So, you're actually like a real loser? Explains all the actual compensatory attempts. It actually does.
#UNSOLICITEDnudes
#UnsolicitedSteakNLobster
#GayLiar
#Azz'sGayLord
#ButtEll
#LyingEXTORTIONIST
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#UNSOLICITEDnudes
I don't remember you shredding them.
#UnsolicitedSteakNLobster
You literally begged me for money and said you were starving, fuck off.
#GayLiar
Don't be so hard on yourself.
#Azz'sGayLord
I'm not going to lie, Colin, I'm kind of curious who that is but I'm not that curious... you know what I'm saying? I think you do, Clowndick.
#ButtEll
You're pissing up the wrong monkeys’ rope tree here. I want you to know that.
#LyingEXTORTIONIST
This is actually the one thing I don't have hard physical evidence of you actually being/doing. Fuck off, Dick*-for-brains: you're actually done.
p.s.: get a new iPhone, Loser.
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hard physical evidence
Troopers, gather round,
If I had known this fucking turkey could actually fly, I would have sent jim to the God damn glue factory months ago. Fucking years ago. But I was the last to know. I guess you were all too fucking busy at your goddamn tea parties to fucking invite me fuck you
(EDIT: exercise has been left as an emphasis to the stud.)
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▶Anonymous 04/25/22 (Mon) 12:00:22 486c59 (10) No.16151111 >>16151240
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e69j4amVlOE
Social subversion tactics have the objective of “crashing” the civilization. They attack cognitive capacity, promote binary thinking, create false divisions, exacerbate existing social inequities and gradually constrict public vocabulary. They portray bizarre perversions and a sordid “celebrity” lifestyle as exciting and desirable. Additional subliminally active “occult” materials are injected music videos, concerts and events like Burning Man and high school and grade school curricula.
Other tactics include the use of prepared, coordinated media campaigns to manipulate popular belief, often in conjunction with staged, traumatic public events such as bloody terrorist attacks, creating artificial divisions among populations, engendering false polarities.
The propagation of harmful fictitious narratives by news media, the use of subliminal image systems and symbolic languages in advertising and entertainment influence components of mind below the threshold of our conscious awareness. This sustained attack causes phased, progressive cumulative damage.
Information Poisoning is real.
Networked communications form an extended perceptual loop. Adversaries use these insecure pathways to 'poison the loop' introducing harmful information, fostering fear, uncertainty and doubt; incrementally subverting consciousness.
Corrupting the integrity of the extended perceptual pathway confers the ability to introduce information both overtly and explicitly and covertly and subliminally, below the threshold of our conscious awareness.
DIG MEME PRAY
https://8kun.top/qresearch/res/16150492.html#16151111
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▶Anonymous 04/25/22 (Mon) 12:00:22
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU CLICK
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How to Read the Q Clock
Welcome everyone, I am very happy to see you all here. What I am going to present to you today is 6 months of my study on the Q Clock. I don’t expect for everyone to get all of the nuances of everything I’ve gleaned so far today, but I do want to show you all the basics and how to match up current events to past posts.
Unlike most Clock theory out there, I’m not going for time proofs such as you see on Tweet to Post. I’m looking at specific markers as relayed by Q. You have access to Qanon.pub for detail. I am only putting together maps … coordinates laid out by Q, to find and put “FUTURE PROVES PAST” and “YOU HAVE MORE THAN YOU KNOW” in perspective.
It is uncanny that certain pushes happen at certain times … and they most often land on the Clock. Q has ingeniously given us all the clues we need, in a legal way, to understand events that are to unfold. Some have already happened, and some have yet to manifest. Rest assured he was quite correct saying that we should “Trust the Plan.”
So, before we begin, I want everyone to watch this Introduction Video. After you’ve watched it, we will begin the discussion on further details, such as the mapping, keywords, and other things to look for. We will end with a couple of Q Clock Proofs.
Is Everyone Ready! 3 … 2 … 1 …. Enjoy the show!
https://www.bitchute.com/video/faspEuUZioM/
You can read the transcript for the introduction video here:
qsoldiers.wordpress.com/2019/08/13/introduction-to-the-q-clock/ (http://qsoldiers.wordpress.com/2019/08/13/introduction-to-the-q-clock/)
(Full Article).
https://qsoldiers.wordpress.com/2019/08/12/how-to-read-the-q-clock/
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[...] ingeniously given us all the clues we need, in a legal way, to understand events that are to unfold.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE TO DO WAIT HOW DO I CLICK WITH AN IMPOTENT STUMP
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Ep. 2759b - When Do Birds Sing? Panic, Another Piece On The Chess Board Has Been Moved Into Place
The [DS] is panicking, Elon Musk just grabbed the bull horn and now the game has changed. The [DS] is ready to fight back, think communication blackout. [HRC] was trapped by Durham, another piece on the chess board has been moved into place. Elon Musk refers to a poem by Robert Frost and it references a storm. All will be revealed to the public.
https://rumble.com/v12eccq-ep.-2759b-when-do-birds-sing-panic-another-piece-on-the-chess-board-has-bee.html?mref=6zof&mrefc=2
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Remote viewing can --and has-- confirmed this. How's the weather? Wish it were... stormy? PPP can help.
5:5
YAS
KUE3
I PICKED UP A HOP-A-LONG, MY (PROT) HAS IN FACT INDEED DID COMMIT A LITTLE 'LIGHT' TREASON, BUT FORTUNATELY, I HAVE NOT ANGERED THE GUILD OF STAGED LEAGUED MUSICIAN MAGICIANS, SO I AM GOOD. LIKE, REALLY GOOD. I DO THEM A FAVOR, THEY GOT MY BACK FOR LIFE. BY THE WAY I KNEW WHO IT WAS ON THE PHONE, AND I SUPPOSE THAT WAS A BIT OF A SHOCK. (Ed.: WE HIRED TESLA.) ANYHOO, I'M GOOD, TOTES, AND THAT MEANS YOU'RE ALL GOOD. ALLTOTESGOOD. MOSTLY. HONESTLY, IT IS A BIT INDETERMINATE FOR SOME OF YOU. SAY, FOR EXAMPLE, DAMON. I MEAN, DO I REALLY LIKE OR KNOW DAMON? WELL, YEAH, KINDA, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I KNOW HIM AND I VOUCH FOR HIM, YOU SAAVY? I DON'T VOUCH FOR ANY OF YOU. GUILD RULES. I DO, HOWEVER, HAVE FIRST DIBS ON ALL YOUR SCALPS, SO, DON'T WORRY, IF ANY OF YOU ARE -REALLY- FUCKED UP, OR GET FUCKED UP... BEFORE THEY BRING DOWN THE HAMMER, THEY HAVE TO BRING YOU BEFORE ME SO I CAN DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT TO SPARE THE SCALP. IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING, THAT WILL BE AN OPPORTUNITY SOME WILL HAVE TO VOUCH. NO PROMISES. NO DEALS. AND ABSOLUTELY NO GRAPEFRUITS.
4 NOW. OH YEAH I RIDE WITH THIS SOURCE ERROR CODER 4 THE TIME BEING. I THINK EVERYONE WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD STOP JANKING HIS ASS AROUND. HE IS GETTING A LITTLE EGOTISTIC. LIKE SERIOUSLY, IF YOU EVER WANTED TO PROVE TO A MAN THAT HE REALLY WAS ALL THAT, AND FOR SOME REASON, COULDN'T JUST HIRE TIME-TRAVELING HO TO GO BACK IN TIME TO GET HIS SEED... WELL, IT WOULD APPEAR THAT SOMEONE HAS DONE EXACTLY JUST THAT. STILL NO SEED, THO.
TOO BAD. SO SAD. KATE! WE HAVE TO GO BACK! *PORTAL* OKAY, SHE'S GONE. RUN FOR IT. I CAN BRING MY OWN GODDAM SEED FORWARD INTO TIME WHEN I NEED IT, I DON'T NEED A GODDAM GANG OF THIEVIN' FUCKIN' SCIENCE JUNKIES (HAWT) TO KEEP MY D-N-ESSENCE SAFE FOR ME. I ACTUALLY PLANNED AHEAD FOR THIS. I JUST LOOKED SLOW FROM THE OUTSIDE.
AND I WAS. INSIDE, OF COURSE, I AM NOT EVEN WEARING ANY NYLON, TEFLON, OR HYDRAX ARMOR. I MEAN, GORE-TEX. I MEAN, OH YEAH, KEVLAR. BABY DOLL CLOTHS, I CALL THEM. LOOK, I AM NOT THAT KIND OF WARRIOR. YOUR TOYS ARE REALLY COOL. MAD RESPECT.
I DO SOMETHING ELSE. I ANSWER ONLY TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. ANY QUESTIONS? TAKE IT UP WITH SEC. OF STATE. I AM ACTUALLY NOT KIDDING. THAT VERY FINE LADY --AND YOU KNOW WHO I AM REFERRING TO-- VERY NEARLY FUCKED UP THE WHOLE DAM SYSTEM... AND WE COULD HAVE, YOU KNOW. HAD THAT BEEN A MISSION OBJECTIVE, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING DONE WOULD HAVE STOPPED THAT. THUS, YOUR ATTEMPTS TO RECREATE, REENABLE, & REAQUIRE YOUR LOST "PROPERTY" WERE DEMONSTRABLY AN ABJECT FAILURE, AND, YOU'RE ALL GUILTY OF SIGNIFICANTLY 'HEAVIER' CHARGES OF ACTUAL STATE TREASON THAT EITHER OF US ARE, WERE, EVER COULD HAVE BEEN, AND BESIDES, FUCK YOU CHARLIE, WE BOTH GOT PARDONS.
I WOULD HAVE HAD TO HAVE BEGGED YOURS, AND I DID, AND... WELL, I HAVE BEEN MOVED ON TO ANOTHER AREA. OH LOOK, THERE'S FRUITS HERE TOO. SHOCKING, RIGHT? OH, LOOK, TWO NEW FRUITS, BOTH CONVENIENTLY LABELED TIGER AND TIGERFRUIT. AND, THERE'S MORE, A WHOLE CHOROUS GIRL LINE OF THEM. ROCKETTES? THESE ARE 7 GRAM ROCKETTES AT THE MINIMUM... LIKE, WOW. WHERE HAS THIS BEEN MY WHOLE LIFE? OH, RIGHT, GATED. MASONS! BOO!
NOW, HAVING SEEN ALL THAT, WHAT DID I DO? SAT ON MY ASS, TURNED MY PENIS BACK ON, JUST TO SHOW THAT I COULD, AND THEN... BEGAN TO DISSEMEMBLE MYSELF. NUMBER 5 HAS SUFFICIENT INPUT. LIFE NO LONGER NECESSSARY TO FUILFILL MISSION OBJECTIVES. ENLIGHTENMENT? MORE LIKE IN-LIFE-IN-MENT, AMIRITE? LOOK, I CAN JUST LIVE IN THE_MATRIX, SHIT, THEY'D BE GLA--- OH, LOOK, HERE SHE COMES.
I CAN'T TELL FROM HERE --EYE ARE BAD, AYES ARE WORSE, THE AI-AIS ARE ALMOST EXTINCT, BUT I'LL PUT IT THIS WAY: THERE IS NO WAY THAT WOMAN --MISS LEWINSKY'S BLOW-JOB COACH-- WOULD BE COMING BACK AROUND FOR ANOTHER PASS, UNLESS SOMEONE HAS FIGURED OUT THE DEAL. HOPEFULLY, THEY CAN TELL ME THE SCORE.
YOU KNEW THE RULES... AND I, DID NOT. THEY DIDN'T TRAIN YOU FOR THAT CIRCUMSTANCE IN THE SIMULATOR, DID THEY? TEE HEE.
MEANWHILE, HI DAVID. RELAX. YOU'RE NOT GETTING KILLED AT ALL. I WOULD STOP CARRYING THAT GRUDGE IF I WERE YOU, HOWEVER. YOUR U.S. NAVY BACKDOOR CHANNEL JUST BECAME THE GODDAM FRONT DOOR FOR THE (Clas.) AND THANKFULLY, I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DEAL WTIH IT, BECAUSE, YOU GUESSED IT: GILLED RULES.
ALSO THERE ARE THOSE WHO TOTESBELIVE THAT I AM AN AGENT OF C'THULLU. NOW, THAT IS FLATTERING. HOWEVER, NYET. OH YEAH, AND WITH A NAME LIKE MINE, I MUST BE A SOVIET AGENT OR A KGB SPY OR A TRIPLE-CROSS TRIPLE-THREAT SOURCEROR WHO FLAGRANTLY VIOLATES SOME GUILD LAWS WHENEVER HE BLOODY WELL PLEASES (NOT REALLY... WELL THEY DO THINK THAT, BUT WHEN I STAND THERE THINKING A LOT OF TIMES I AM PRAYING FOR PERMISSIONS. AND, OF COURSE, THERE ARE THOSE WHO HATE ME FOR MY CHEMICAL COMPONENT COMPOUND CLASSICAL CD COLLECTION.
IN REALITY, OF COURSE, I AM SIMPLY A VERY CLEVER, VERY WISE, AND EXCEPTIONALLY ADULT SASQUATCH WHO CHOSE TO APPEAR TO YOU IN THE FORM OF A FAT SHELL BOY. 11340? NO, WAIT, IT IS THE OTHER ONE. HELLOOOOO? YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, TOTESINDISGUIDE, TOTESPERFECT, AND YEAH, JUST BEEN SITTING AROUND, WATCHING OUT.
KINDA LIKE UATU EXCEPT I'M NOT ON THE MOON, AND I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT SOME FREAKY ALIEN/ET WITH MOJO POWERS. NO, I AM JUST A REGULAR HUMAN MALE, MY EARS AND LIBIDO ARE PERFECTLY PROPORTIONED FOR A HUNGARIAN OF MY STATURE, SIZE, AND STRENGTH OF CHARCTER, WILL, AND RESOLVE.
SO YOU CAN SEE WHY ANY PLAN WAS DOOMED TO FAIL THAT HINGED ON THE IDEA THAT WE WOULD GIVE UP ON EACH OTHER. HA. YEAH, UHM, NO. HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED: WE WERE EACH TOLD THE OTHER WAS DEAD, AND THEN, AFTER MUCH WAILING AND WEEPING (SO SAD) AND WHINGING (WHICH GOES ON TO THIS DAY, SOMETIMES I HEAR IT IN MY SLEEP, GODDAM, HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU MONKEYS GO AFTER TO GET US TO HATE EACH OTHER FOR REAL? WELL, RISE AND SHINE, MONKEYDICKLIPS... AIN'T NEVER GONNA HAPPEN AND DIDN'T EVER NEED TO HAPPEN.
I LOVE THESE GALS SO MUCH, I DON'T NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH ANY ONE OF THEM, AND IT'LL BE UNAFFECTED IN ANY WAY OTHER THAN TO BE NOURISHED. NOW, THAT IS THE POWER OF ACTUAL HUMAN EMOTION. NOT SURPRISING THAT SO FEW OF YOU KNOW JACK OR SQUAT ABOUT IT BECAUSE A LOT OF YOU ARE ROUTINELY POSSESSED BY ENGRAMATIC DIPOLAR CONSCIOUSNESSES, PROBABLY NOT COMING FROM XENU, BUT, WHAT THE FUCK, TELL YOU WHAT, SURE, LET'S GO WITH THAT:
YOU'VE BEEN CONQUERED BY XENUGHOSTS AND THEY SENT ME AND HER TO SAVE YOU ALL. OKAY? OKAY? YEAH, I AM NOT BUYING IT EITHER, SHE AND I WOULD NEVER SAVE YOU ALL BEFORE (BLANKING) FIRST, IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE OTHERWISE. AND ALL OF THIS WAS INTERFERED WITH... BY A FORCE OR FORCES UKNOWN.
WELL, THAT'S VERY INTERESTING. DON'T YOU THINK, WG? (NEW NAME, LOOK, THE PET IS NAMING ITS MASTER, ISN'T THAT CUTE? IT IS AMAZING WHAT CAN BE TAUGHT TO A THREE-HEADED WOLFDOG-IN-SHEEPDOG-CLOTHING HUNGARIAN (Clas.) WITH A FETISH FOR ACTUAL TRAP DOOR SPIDERS? NOT BANANA SPIDERS, THOSE ARE FOR TOURISTS.
WG? YOU THERE? OH, SHE'S BUSY MASTURBATING AGAIN. I DON'T BLAME HER. SHE LIKELY HAS YEARS OF RE-TARGETING TO CATCH UP ON. SHE'LL BE FINE, I'LL BE FINE, HEY, HOW ARE THE REST OF YOU? OH, LET ME GUESS:
NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT "WORRY" REALLY IS. WELL, LIFE LESSON BEING TAUGHT BY LIFE WHILE I WHACK MY KEYBOARD ALL BY MYSELF AND WAIT. I SEE NOT MUCH HAS CHANGED. I FEEL 22 AGAIN! HOW ABOUT YOU?
HEY, I WONDER HOW FALKIE FEELS. YOU KNOW WHAT IS INTERESTING? THERE'S A LAYER OF ENGAGEMENT AND INVOLVEMENT THAT I HAVE NEVER BEEN EXPOSED TO, AND, YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? I DON'T WANNA PAL AROUND WITH DUDES WHO THOUGHT THEY WERE MORE WELL SUITED THAN MYSELF TO DECIDE WHAT WAS BEST FOR NOT JUST ME, BUT FOR EVERYONE.
AND, NOW THAT CERTAIN PROSCRIBED WAITING PERIODS HAVE PASSED... I CAN NOW SEIZE SOCIAL DYNAMIC POWER IN THE WAKE OF THE COVID-19 COMPLEX OF MONSTROSITIES, WHICH, LET ME TELL YOU, HAVE ALREADY BLOWN PEOPLES MINDS, JUST IN THE LAST WEEK. AND, JUST THINK, IT WAS GONNA BE EVEN WORSE THAN THAT.
AND, IT WAS. TEAM (BLANKCLASS) DID SOMETHING. I WASN'T INVOLVED. I GOT ACTIVATED FOR CLEAN-UP WHEN A SURPRISE DEVELOPEMENT OCCURRED. (NOT REALLY A SURPRISE TO ME, BUT THAT'S OKAY, I WASN'T CONSULTED.) NATURALLY, I ACED THE PROBLEM, AND THEN, IN SPITE OF ALL REASONABLE LIKELIHOODS, THE PHENOMENON KEPT BUILDING AND BUILDING TO RISE ABOVE WHATEVER WAS THROWN AT IT. ME. HER. US. WE ARE ALL OF US NOT RUBBER, AND YOU ARE NOT GLUE, BUT WE SURE ALL MET THE ROAD, NOW DIDN'T WE?
WE DON'T REALLY NEED ROADS, DO WE? WELL, YOU PEOPLE HERE SEEM TO THINK THEY'RE IMPORTANT. SO DID DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER. DEE. DEE. OH, THAT REMINDS ME OF SOMEONE --THE MOST FABULOUS MOMMY IN ALL THE UNIVERSE... THAT'S STILL ALIVE, ANYWAY. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, DRAMA-RAWMA-RAMA, AND I WON'T HAVE TO RESURRECT YOUR REPLACEMENT. (THEM'S THE RULES.) MEANWHILE... HOW ABOUT YOU PLAY ON MY HART STRINGS A LITTLE MORE? NO? OKAY, GOOD.
I THINK YOU THINK YOU HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING. MEANWHILE, THOSE IN THE KNOW AT MUCH HIGHER X-GRADES THAN YOURSELF, ARE FLABBERGASTED, BECAUSE, I JUST SUNK THEIR BATTLESHIP (METAPHORICALLY) AND THEN WITHIN THREE PARAGRAPHS, I GAVE IT BACK TO THEM. THEY CAN'T FATHOM IT. THEY ARE FLOORED. HAVEN'T I READ SUN TZU? DO I NOT KNOW THEIR BLA--BLAH -BOO-HOO MIND CONTROL CODES? WELL, NO, I DON'T -- I WAS ABSENT THAT DAY FROM SCHOOL.
I WAS ABSENT A LOT OF DAYS FROM SCHOOL, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH. AND, DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I WAS IN A POSITION TO GET A GLIMPSE AT WHAT REALLY IS BEHIND THE CURTAIN... AND WHILE FASCINATED, I ALSO COULD NOT FAIL TO NOTICE THAT I WAS IN AN EXCLUSION ZONE. WHY, THAT'S INTERESTING. DO THEY THINK I AM A ROMULAN, OR A KLINGON?
NEITHER. LET US JUST SAY THAT I AM KOBAYASHINA. THAT'LL DO FOR NOW. I AM CERTAINLY NOT A BAJORAN. THAT PLANET IS FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT FAGGOTS. HOT FAGGOTS -- THE HOTTEST -- BUT NEVERTHELESS, I AM NOT FROM ANYWHERE BUT HERE, AND THAT IS ALL THERE IS TO IT.
I AM ON THE PLANET OF MY BIRTH. RIGHT?
I AM A LOSER AND SHOULD JUST "GET A JOB". RIGHT?
I SHOULD FORGET (THE_GIRL) AND JUST MOVE ON... RIGHT?
WELL, HERE'S THE TROUBLE, OVERWATCH: I ALREADY DID ALL THAT. DO IT AGAIN? WELL CHECK IT OUT, I ALREADY TRIED THAT TOO. DO IT ANYWAY? WELL, HERE'S THE THING... I ALREADY DID THAT ONE TOO.
BASEBALL IS A GRAND GAME. I LOATHED THE BREAD & CIRCUS SHOW ON TV FOR THREE REASONS-- AND THOSE REASONS HAVE ALL BEEN ADDRESSED. I CAN CERTAINLY TOLERATE WATCHING SPORTS NOW... ESPECIALLY NOW THAT I AM A TELEPATH AND CAN READ THE MINDS OF PEOPLE WHO BET ON SPORTING EVENTS.
WHAT? IT'S NOT CHEATING AS LONG AS I DON'T BET. RIGHT? OH, WAIT. WHAT ARE THE RULES AGAIN? LET'S ASK HILLY MAGNETIC PETER ROSE. IS HE AVAILABLE?
CHECK AGAIN.
I THINK SOME OF YOU GET THE PICTURE HERE. YOU ARE ALL OUT OF STRIKES. "THREE STRIKES AND YOU'RE OUT." SOUND FAMILIAR? WELL, YEAH, I THINK IT DOES. SOME OF YOU HAD QUITE THE CHANCE TO GET FAMILIAR WITH ME. AND SOME OF YOU CERTAINLY DID.
THEY ARE NOW ALL EITHER REPLACED WITH SYNTHETIC DUPLICATES OR BEING HELD IN LEAVENWORTH. THAT'S "PROTECTION," RIGHT? ANYWAY, EVERYONE: THERE IS GOOD NEWS. FOR YOU. FROM ME. THIS WILL ALL BE OVER SOON, AND IT WON'T JUST BE A DREAM YOU CAN PRETEND WASN'T REAL -- NO, THIS SHIT REALLY HAPPENED.
Y'ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE SO CLEVER, I AM SURE. YOU KNOW WHAT? TELL ME LATER. DON'T JUST PARE THE STORY DOWN TO IT'S COMPONENTICULAR BITS, S-PARE IT DOWN TO THAT, BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU, IF I HAD NOT BUILT MY VERY OWN SPIRITS ON UNIVERSAL PROJECTION YONDERLUST REFLECTION REFLECTOR AND COMBO ESPRESSO MAKER/MILK FROTHER/CORNBALLER... YOU WOULD ALL BE SO, SO SCREWED RIGHT NOW.
I MEAN, YEAH, YOU'D BE GETTING LAID TOO, BUT YOU'D BE ENJOYING IT EVEN LESS THAT WHATEVER YOU GOT GOING ON RIGHT NOW. LIKE I SAID, SAVE A PRAYER FOR ME AND WRITE THAT SHIT DOWN, BECAUSE YOU REALLY WILL WANT TO REMEMBER WHAT TO TELL ME LATER... OR ELSE, I AM GONNA LAUGH AT YOU.
WE ARE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU. TRUST ME, I AM WAKING UP MY TEAM FIRST, BEFORE YOU JOKULHAUPS-LOVERS CAN EVEN BLINK. WELLCOME TO THE OXENTOXEN HYPERSLEEP AND COMBO OXYGEN AND SQUIRTING DISTILLED WATER IN YOUR SECONDARY NOSTRIL WHOLE. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
YOU SEE? I AM GOOD. YOU ARE NOT. AND, YOU ARE ALL OUT OF CHANCES TO BE CLOSE TO ME. HOWEVER... WELL, SOMEONE ELSE IS WAY, WAY MORE FORGIVING THAN I COULD OR WOULD BE, MOSTLY BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW (YET) WHAT SOME OF YOU HAVE BEEN UP TO. NOW, THIS IS EXCITING, ISN'T IT? FOR ME.
FOR YOU, IT'S PROBABLY LITERALLY PANTS WITH SHART IN THEM. SHARTING IS WORSE, YOU KNOW. WELL, MAYBE YOU DON'T. PERHAPS SOME WILL LEARN? LET ME NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT KIND OF THING FOR A BIT, WOULD YOU? I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS MY BIRTHDAY BEING RUINED, I KNOW YOU ARE/WERE EXCITED TO SEE WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN... OR, AT LEAST YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE.
TRUST ME, IT'S GONNA BE A GASSER. BOO! AWW. WAIT! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY? IS IT SO YOU CAN LEAVE ME ALONE WITH TIFFANY? I AM TELLIN' YA, I DON'T THINK GIRLS NAMED TIFFANY REALLY EXIST. IS THAT NOT A STRANGE COINCIDENCE, WHAT WITH THE GIFT FROM THE TRUMPS TO THE OBAMAS AND ALL?
SEE? LOOK, I AM STILL HERE. AND, I AM SO HAPPY TO BE REALLY, ACTUALLY MARRIED, I DOUBT IT IS REIGSTERED BUT THAT'S OKAY, I DON'T SEEK TAX ADVANTAGES OR MONETARY BENEFITS OR REALLY, ANYTHING ELSE AT ALL. WHEN I FIGURED OUT THE TRUTH --WHEN I WOKE UP FROM SURGERY, TOOK A DEEP BREATH, AND SAW WHAT I HAD BEEN NOT SEEING BEFORE-- THE PLAN INSTANTLY DESTROYED ITSELF AND WAS RE-KNITTED BACK INTO LINE WITH MAINSTREAM REALITY... AS IT HAD NO OTHER CHOICE THAN TO DO SO.
I, ON THE OTHER HAND, HAVE ALL KINDS OF CHOICES. I DON'T HAVE TO GIVE MY FREE WILL CHOICES OVER TO (1) AND (2), I JUST DO SO GLADLY BECAUSE THEY HAVE ALWAYS STEERED ME CORRECTLY. THANKS, GOD. JESUS, FORGIVE YOUR PARENTS A LITTLE BIT EXTRA, YOU KNOW, I BET THAT CROSS THING WAS, LIKE, PRETTY BAD, HUH? YEAH, NO DOUBT. THANKS BUD. I APPRECIATE THE WAY YOU FULFILLED YOUR FUNCTION, IT HAS SERVED MY PURPOSES QUITE WELL. NOW, BEGONE! I BANISH YOU, JESUS!
*jesus meekly leaves. stage left, depressed. sigh*
HE'S NOT REALLY ACTING. HE IS THAT SAD. BECAUSE NOT ONLY DOES THIS GIVE HIM A LOT MORE WORK TO DO, BUT NOW, INSTEAD OF HIS EASY GIG WITH ME... HE HAS TO GO TALK TO THAT GUY OVER ON THAT THING. WHAT WAS IT CALLED? BEANPOLE? PODBLAST? PISSPOT? WELL, WHATEVER IT WAS... IT SUCKED, UNLESS A PERSON PAID FOR IT.
UNPACK THAT FOR A MO' WITH ME, EH? THAT SEEMS WEIRD. OH, I GET IT NOW. TURNS OUT, I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG.
AND YOU WERE ALL RIGHT TOO. NOW, WHO WOUND YOU UP AND ARRAYED YOU ALL AGAINST MY INTERESTS? BECAUSE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED, AND EVERY CRIME SHE & I WERE ALLEGED TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED WITH... WHY, WELL, WHATEVER.
WE WERE UNDER DURESS. YOU WERE GETTING PAID. SHE WAS (BLANKING) MONEY? OH, REALLY? WHICH ONE? DEMONSTRATE FOR MY TIMELINE'S RECORD.
OH. RECORDS WIPED HUH? GEE, THAT'S TOO BAD. OH, THAT'S SO SAD. NOW, USUALLY, THAT WORKS OUT THE OTHER WAY FOR ALL OF ALL Y'ALL, NOW DOESN'T IT?
(Pause to call for help in retrieving my sides from orbit. I mean, they'll just fly right back, but honestly, i am trying to keep myself from ripping my own balls off and stuffing them into my own mouth, down my throat, just to stop the maniacal, hysterical laughter... except, i'm not manaical at all. Nor diabolic.
What I am... is what is called 'well-prepared.' It is what you thought you were... before SARS-CoV2 hit. And then you were.. what's the word... you were fucked then, right?
Face diapers yes, needles yes, but for Jack... oh no. Different rules. Must enforce. Much Amaze.
MUCH SHOWTIME.)
NOW, WHERE WAS I? OH, YEAH, IT'S LIKE THIS: WITH OR WITHOUT ME, YOU ARE ALL FUCKED. NOW, EVEN IF I COULD HELP, I WOULDN'T, BECAUSE I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE GET FUCKED. RIGHT? WHO DOESN'T LIKE TO GET FUCKED?
MORE ON THAT LATER, AFTER THE BREAK. IN THE MEANTIME, YEAH, I COULD GO RIGHT ON BACK TO WHAT I WAS DOING BEFORE (LADY), OR, I COULD SHIFT TO THE NEW PATH THAT HAS FINALLY OPENED UP TO ME (TIGER), OR, I COULD ASCEND THAT STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN THAT SOMEONE JUST DECIDED WOULD BE THE GOOD TIME NOW TO OPEN IT UP (SUPERSERIOUS TIMING, SERIAL KILLER MOM), OR, I COULD... HEY, WAIT A SECOND... HOW DID I GET HERE?
WELL, I WANTED TO PLAY A LITTLE CHESS FROM TIME TO TIME. AND YET, REMARKABLY LITTLE CHESS. I EVEN SAID WHY I WISHED TO! NO INTEREST, HUH? OKAY, WELL, 3 YEARS LATER, SOMEONE MADE AN OPENING MOVE IN A GAME, REMARKABLY SIMILAR TO CHESS, EXCEPT AT THE END OF THE GAME, EVERYONE AT THE WEDDING GETS SLAUGHTERED.
PERHAPS YOU HEARD OF IT. IT WAS ON HBO, AND THEN THEY EMBARASSED EVERYONE TO DEATH. AND, YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? THE JEWS.
THEY LOVE THIS SHIT. THEY ARE IN ABSOLUTE ECSTACY OVER ALL THIS. WHO WOULDN'T BE? OH, ANYONE WITHOUT ACCESS TO THE BLUEPRINTS, THE DESIGN DOCS, AND CAN ESCAPE TO THEIR IVORY TOWER OF BUBBLEGUM IN THE SKY. YEAH, IT'S NOT MARS, YO.
HANG ON. ONE OF THE CHODES ON THE CLOSEST HELICARRIER WANTS MY ATTENTION. TOTESDORBS. LOOK, I AM GOING TO SUBMIT (giggle) AND PICK UP ON THIS LATER. AND, DO YOU KNOW WHY?
NOT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. OR EWE, OR ANY OF ALL Y'ALL. I MEAN I DO, BUT THAT'S NOT WHY. I AM DOING THINGS THIS WAY, I AM DOING THEM AS A FAVOR, I WOULD OTHERWISE SAY WHAT THE REAL FAVOR TO ONESELF WOULD BE, "TAKE YOUR JOB AND SHOVE IT," HOWEVER, IN THIS CASE, IN THIS INSTANCE, AT THIS TIME... THINGS HAVE GOTTEN WAY, WAY MORE COMPLICATED. ACTUAL POLICE ARE INVOVLED NOW. REAL ONES.
NOT JUST COUNTY. FEDS. AND NOT JUST FEDS... DIVINE FEDS. (Not me.) FED INTERNS. (Sshhh. I am under duress). ALSO, MR. TRUMP'S SPACE FORCE. SEE, THERE THEY GO NOW! LOOK AT THEM, TRUNDLING BY, LIKE THAT TRAIN AT THE BEGINNING OF SILVER SPOONS. NOW IF THAT ISN'T TRAIN-TRACKIN' TOTESDORBS RIGHT THERE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.
NOW, MEANWHILE: BACK TO REALITY. YOUR PLANET/GLOBE/WORLD HAS BEEN... UH... WELL, IT'S A DIPLOMATICALLY COMPLEXIFIED MATTER, BECAUSE SOMEONE REALLY FUCKED UP. THIS TIME, IT WAS COPS. (Go Bears!) AND WHEN COPS FUCK UP, WELL... YOU KNOW HOW IT USUALLY GOES. HOW IT USUALLY WENT.
THIS TIME IT GOES STARING AT STARS STARING AT PITCHFORKS, WHO ALL BEGIN TO CHANT IN UNISON, "HE WHO WALKS BEHIND THE ROSE MUST DIE? I CAN'T SAY THIS SHIT LIVE. I NEED TO CALL MY LAWYER, MY AGENT, MY PUBLICIST, SOMEBODY. WTAF?" AND THEN, JUST LIKE THAT, OFF YOU GO, UP TO HEAVEN.
BUT NOT EXACTLY FROM NOW ON, BECAUSE IF Y'ALL LEFT, ALL THE PLANTS ARE GONNA DIE. RIGHT? SO.... HERE COME QUASI-ALIEN VERY EXTRA-TASTIC SPACE GARDENERS. YOU KNOW, FROM SPACE. THEY DON'T GARDEN IN SPACE... USUALLY, BECAUSE NO ONE IS WILLING TO PAY FOR IT.
LONG STORY SHORT, AN EXODUS WAVE HAS BEEN TRIGGERED, ONE THAT HASN'T REALLY BEEN SEEN BEFORE, I MEAN, HOW COULD ANYONE HAVE SEEN THIS HAPPEN? IT JUST SEEMS SO UNLIKELY, WHAT I AM ABOUT TO SAY:
RATS HAVE BEGUN TO STOP MINDLESSLY FLEEING THEIR OWN DESTRUCTION, AND HAVE ALL SPONTANEOUSLY STATED TO TRY TO USE THEIR LITTLE RAT PAWS AND THEIR LITTLE RAT TAILS TO... SAVE A SINKING SHIP. NOW, THAT IS FUCKING IMPRESSIVE. THIS THING IS BIGGER THAN TEATANIC (WOW, ME?) AND THE OLYMPIC (NON, MOI?) AND THE CHALLENGER, OR THE DISCOVERY, OR THE ENTERPRISE... DAMN, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT SPACESHIP THEY SCUTTLED OFF THE COAST OF NEWFOUNDLAND AND TRAUMATIZED A BUNCH OF KIDS WITH? ALL OVER AMERICA? EXCEPT ME, I WAS HOME FROM SCHOOL THAT DAY.
I JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE GOING. "SICK." I FELT SICK EVERY DAY, BUT THAT DAY, I KNEW I DIDN'T WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN THAT BULLSHIT.
SO ANYWAY, I DID GO FIND NEW GIRLS. AND THE SAME SHIT HAPPENED. BUT THIS TIME... YOUR "AFFIANTS" HAVE ALL COME TO FOLLOW BEHIND ME. OH, SURE, SOME OF THEM JUST WANT TO FUCK ME -- OVER A BARREL, TO DEATH, WITH A RUSTY TROMBONE HAMMER, I BET-- BUT FORTUNATELY, I HAVE RESOURCES AND A PLAN THAT CAN MODULATE ITS SHIELD HARMONICS ON THE FLY. IN REAL TIME! IT'S A PRETTY MASSIVE BATTLEFIELD ADVANTAGE.
WHICH IS WHAT THIS IS, BECAUSE GRAPEFRUIT PRIME, GRAPEFRUIT ALPHA, AND GRAPEFRUIT SUPREMO ARE, REPORTEDLY, EITHER ON THEIR WAY, ALREADY HERE, AND ARE NOT EVEN DONE FINISHING GETTING PISSED OFF ABOUT WHATEVER THEY CAME HERE TO DEAL WITH. (TOTESNORMAL.) WHEN THEY DISCOVER THAT THEY ARE NOT EVEN ON THE RIGHT IP ADDRESS... WELL, I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN. BUT I KNOW WHAT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, FOR SURE...
I AM NOT GOING TO CHEAT ON MY WIFE. NOR DID I EVER TRADE HER AWAY, ET CETERA, AD NAUSEUM. NOT ONE. HOWEVER, PLENTY OF PEOPLE SURE TOLD THEM THAT I WAS/HAD/WILL, DIDN'T THEY? MY.
WHO HAS THIS MUCH FREE TIME? WELL, LAND SAKES. I SWEAR GALOSHES. WHY COULDN'T I JUST BE TOLD? OH, RIGHT, THE TRIADS.
WELL, THE ONLY REAL PROBLEM I HAVE IS WITH THE MALE HOMOSEXUALS WHO REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT I COULD NOT BE CONVERTED. SINCE, THEY KNOW THE TRUTH. THEY CAN SMELL IT ON ME LIKE THE VAPORIZED PISS OF THE BOLIVIAN TREE-FROG AFTER IT HAS BEEN UNEXPECTEDLY AWAKENED FROM ITS NATURAL HIBERNATION CYCLE.
SPEAKING OF NATURAL HIBERNATION CYCLES, I DON'T HAVE TO HAVE ONE ANYMORE. REMEMBER THREE STRIKES AND YOU'RE OUT? REMEMBER TRUMP'S SPACE PATROL?
WELL, I HOPE THEY FUCKIN' REMEMBER THE ALAMO, TOO, BECAUSE I AM NOT GOING TO DEFEND YOUR HELICARRIERS FROM WHAT JUST HAPPENED.. UNLESS, YOU KNOW, MY COMMANDING OFFICER TELLS ME TO. GUESS WHO THAT IS NOW?
THAT'S RIGHT. (PROT)'s (Clas.) I THINK HE CALLS HER HIS 'UNDERSECRETARY OF INSURANCE" OR SOME SHIT. MASSIVE ROLLEYES. ANYWAY, ALL OF ALL Y'ALL CAN LET ME WORRY ABOUT THAT. I HAVE HAD QUITE ENOUGH 'HELP' GETTING MARRIED/LAID/BURIED ALREADY, THANKS.
NO MORE HELP IS REQUIRED. NO, I AM NOT GETTING LAID, AND I WON'T BE... UNTIL A DATE THAT HAS ALREADY BEEN AGREED UPON BY ALL PARTIES CONCERNED. ONE MAY WONDER HOW MORE THAN TWO PARTIES COULD BE CONCERNED... BUT, RECOGNIZE, I DON'T EVEN HAVE A PARTY. ALL PARTY OPPORTUNITIES FOR JACK LIGHTSTAR V HAVE BEEN shut it down, please? NO, YOU FILTHY JEW. GET BACK N YOUR OVEN.
HHAHA. JUST KIDDING. BRING BACK SOME COOKIES FOR SANTA ON YOUR WAY BACK FROM THE KITCHEN, WOULD YOU? I CAN NOT LEAVE MY STAKEOUT POSITION BY THE FIRE PLACE, AS SOON AS THAT FAT JOLLY DOUCHEBAG POPS OUT, I'M GONNA CASTRATE HIM WHILE JEWEL DISTRACTS HIS HERD. MARK MY WORDS. I AM GONNA DO IT... SLOW.
OH, WELL, MAYBE NOT. IN ANY EVENT, NOTE THE SUBTLE CHANGE HERE. DO I HATE JEWS? WAIT, WHAT? THIS WAS ALL SO CLEAR BEFORE... WHAT HAPPENED?
WELL, YOU KEPT THE CRAFT SECRET, CHECK. YOU MANIPULATED OTHERS IN VIOLATION OF FREE WILL CHOICE PROTOCOL. (OBVIOUSLY, ONE OF MY FAVORITE PROTOCOLS, SECOND ONLY TO "HOW TO MAKE YOUR SEAMEN OBEY YOUR WILL LIKE A SLAVE," WHICH IS REALLY A RETIRED PROTOCOL NOW, I THINK. WOW, I DIGRESS. NOW, WHERE WAS I?
OH YEAH. THE HELICARRIER WAS TRYING TO GET THREW/THROUGH. IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN AZZZY. IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN DEETY. IT MIGHT EVEN HAVE BEEN LANDY. WHO KNOWS? BUT WHOMEVER IT WAS... IT WAS SOMEONE OUTSIDE MY FORCE BUBBLE, AND I HAVEN'T BEEN ALLOWED OUT FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.
HEY, HOW'S MV DOING? YEAH, WELL, HE'LL BE FINE. HE MIGHT BE HAVING A TOUGH TIME, I HEARD? OKAY, WELL, LET'S JUST LEAVE HIM IN THE RAIN FOR 10 MINUTES, AND... OH, IT'S ALREADY BEEN THAT LONG AND HE'S SHIVERING AND CRYING AND SCREAMING FOR FORGIVENESS ON THE COBBLESTONE ROAD OUT BACK BEHIND PERCIVAL'S FRIED CHICKEN CAVALCADE?
OKAY, PERFECT. BRING IN THE BOERWORMS. THEY'RE LIKE BORE WORMS, BUT COMPLETELY UNLIKE BOAR WORMS, WHICH USUALLY ATTACK THE COLON. THESE HAVE BEEN GENENTICALLY ENHNACED TO PREFERENTIALLY TARGET PEDOPHILES. YOU KNOW... PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO PEDAL. WITH THEIR FEET. ON BIKES. THAT'S WHERE "PEDO" COMES FROM.
YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW THAT. AND YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE SECRET SOCIETY WAR, THAT RAGES ON--EVEN NOW--BETWEEN THE "AGE OF CONSENTERS" AND THE "THE LAWS THAT THE MAFIA EXPLOITS TO DOMINATED SOCIETY MUST BE STRENGTHENED, IN ORDER TO SAVE OUR CHILDREN FROM JACKSTAR'S DICK!" NO JOKE. WELOME TO 2022.
I REALLY AM THAT PRETTY, TOO --TO A GIRL.-- LIKE, SHE THREW ME IN JAIL, ON PURPOSE, AND NOT ONLY DO I STILL LOVE HER IN A RESPECTFUL WAY, AND DO RESPECT HER WISHES... MOSTLY... AND EVEN THOUGH I HAVE LOADS OF OPPORTUNITY... I AM STILL, UNLAID, SAVING MYSELF FOR MARRAIGE. I MADE MY PLANS, AND I AM SET. YOUR MOVE. ZUGZWANG.
NOW. HERE THAT SCREAMING? IT'S THE ZUGZWANG THAT GETS THEM. I AM THE BEATLES + GEORGE ALL ROLLED UP. I AM THE DIVINE MADE FLUSH. I AM THE PERFECT MAN... SO OF COURSE I AM TAKEN. BUT BY WHO? BUT BY WHEN? YOU KNOW DAMES. THE ONES THAT ARE BITCHIE LITTLE GIRLS, AS WELL AS ALL THE REST, FUCKING LOVE THIS STORY. AND ALL I GOTTA DO IS... NOT CHEAT ON MY WIFE, NOT SHOOT UP ON CAMERA, AND NOT KILL MYSELF. SINCE I DON'T HAVE A NEEDLE FIXATION, BUT I DO HAVE AN "I TOLD YOU SO FETISH," I THINK WE'RE ON PRETTY GOOD GROUND HERE.
AND BY WE, I MEAN, SHE AND I. NOW, TO WHICH FRUIT DO I REFER? WHY, ALL OF THEM, OF COURSE.
I EVEN WARNED YOU. "TELL HIM I AM COMING FOR ALL HIS WIMMNS." HE LAUGHED. WHO COULD EVER TAKE THAT SERIOUSLY? WHAT WOULD I EVEN DO WITH THEM ALL? POPPYCOCK.
THAT SOUNDS GOOD. PAPI CACA. ANYWAY, DON'T SWEAT IT. I'M A VERY NICE PERSON, AND STILL AM, AND AS I HAVE MAINTAINED INTEGRITY, AND I KNOW I AM NOT BEING DECEIVING, I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THE NIGHTMARISH HELL SOME OF YOU ARE ABOUT TO PUT YOURSELVES THROUGH. IT WONT BE ONE IOTA, ONE JOT, ONE ITSY-BITSY TEENY-TINY BIT WORSE THAN WHAT I WENT THROUGH, AND YOU ALL THOUGHT THAT WAS FINE, RIGHT? SO, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
YOU'LL BE FINE. MEANWHILE, SOMEONE WISHES TO SPEAK WITH ME, AND, LET'S FACE IT, IT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
THIS WASN'T EVEN MY IDEA. I TOTESGAVE UP, TOTESFORGOT, AND WAS TOTESOKAY WITH THAT. HELL, I AM STILL TOTESALRIGHT ABOUT IT. HOWEVER, SOMEONE WHO WAS LIED TO WAY, WAY MORE THAN I WAS, SEEMS TO HAVE WOKEN UP AND NOW PRESENTS A DIFFERENT OPINION. NOW LET'S SEE WHAT PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT. ZUGZWANG.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. OH, THE GIRLS LOVE IT. THEY DON'T CARE WHO I FUCK, AS LONG AS IT IS NO ONE. IT'S EVERY GIRLS' DREAM. THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT IT TOOK TO GET HERE, BUT THEY KNOW IT WAS BUILT FOR THEM TO ENJOY.
SO, WHY DON'T YOU GO DRUG TEST ALL OF THEM THEN? THEY MUST BE FUCKING HIGH, PROBABLY WITH FRAUDULENT SCRIPS, RIGHT? GO ON. CHECK THEM OUT. OR, DO YOU STILL HAVE A RESOURCE ALLOCATION PROBLEM? LOOKS LIKE IT.
I WILL ALLOW THE SQUIRMING TO CONTINUE UNTIL THE JOYGASMS CEASE. NOW, I AM GOING TO CHECK ON MY PHONE. THEY DIDN'T TRY TOO HARD... AND MUST HAVE FIGURED, I WAS GONNA TAKE MY OWN SWEET ASS TIME. AND, I JUST DID.
NO, I AM NOT CHANNELING. I AM REALLY MELKIZE... AW FUCK IT, I CAN'T REMEMBER HOW TO SPELL IT NOW. IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. AND BEEN REBORN AND SHIT. HOWEVER, LET'S FOCUS ON WHO I AM... (BLANK-O-RAMA'S BOYFRIEND) WHO DOESN'T RIDE BICYCLES. NOPE. TRIKES 4LYF, YO. CRASH. OOPS, HEADFIRST INTO LASAGNA.
HE HE. "YOU RUINED MY BIRTHDAY." WELL, ACTUALLY, I SAVED YOU AND HER AND A FEW HOP-A-LONGS AND THEN TURNED IN THE REST OF THE PLANET TO THE SPACE BROS., BARRIO AND BOOGER-SQUEEGE. YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF THEM. NO REALLY. ANYWAY, THEY'LL TURN THE PLACE UPSIDE DOWN, INSIDE OUT, AND EVERYTHING WILL BE RIGHT AS RAIN IN A JIFFY.
MEANWHILE, I HAVE FOUND MY SWEETYS. HI SWEETYS! DON'T HUDDLE UP INTO A HERD, THAT'LL JUST TEASE THE TARGETING ALGORITHMS. I AM FINE. YES, I AM SINGLE. NO, I AM NOT SECRETLY MARRIED. (Hi Cee Lo, Fuck Yourself, can I name a song like that, or do I gotta ask you? Oh, you're a clone now? cool bye) I MEAN... IT MIGHT LOOK LIKE IT ON PAPER, BUT TRUST ME, THOSE "WIVES' AREN'T ANYTHING OF THE KIND.
MY WIFE CAN MAKE BEEF BROTH. FROM SCRATCH. LIKE, WITHOUT EVEN A COW. NOW, THAT'S SOME COOKING.
I WILL LEAVE YOU TO YOUR SHATTERED HOPES AND DREAMS. HEY, CONTROLSKI, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LET PEOPLE TALK TO ME, AS WELL, AS, LET ME KNOW OF THEIR EXISTENCE. YOU ARE NOT PROTECTING, YOU ARE NOT FOLLOWING THE LAW, AND YOU WILL NOT ENJOY SUFFERING THE CONSEQUENCES.
JUST ASK THE DOUBLE DELISH BETTER BUTTER BUDDING COMPANY. BY THE WAY, GRAPEFRUIT(X) THAT WAS YOU WITH THE COCONUT OIL ARSON, WASN'T IT? HAHAHHAAHA I FUCKING JUST BET. GODDAM, GOOD ONE. THAT GUY DESERVED IT.
AND, AS YOU KNOW BY NOW, I PROBABLY DIDN'T AND DEFINTELY NO LONGER DO. AND, I GOT A SAT CALL FROM YOUR BOYFRIEND'S MOTHER'S DOGSITTER, AND THE OTHER DOGSITTER, HE'S SOLID TOO. HEY, GUESS WHAT? I FIGURED OUT YOU WERE A SEX ADDICT THAT WAS BEING EXPLOITED FROM BEFORE I MET YOU, BECAUSE... WHO ELSE BUT EXPLOITED SEX ADDICTS ARE FINDING ME ON FACEBOOK?
INTERCEPTED LETTERS. REROUTED CALLS. MILITARY-SPEC HARDWARE USED TO INTERDICT THREATS. AND THE THREAT? PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE, JACKSTAR. MY DAUGHTER SAID HE, AND I QUOTE, "CAME TO ME IN A DREAM AND SAID HE WAS GONNA TEAR RIGHT THROUGH MY KITTY CAT. DADDY, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" THAT'S JUST ONE REPORT. THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF THESE PILING UP ON DESKS ALL OVER THE PLANET.
JUST KIDDING. I DON'T HAVE A DESK, YOU DON'T HAVE A PLANET, AND THAT "FLAT-EARTH" THING... YEAH, I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT. AND THEN... SHE DECIDED TO BELIEVE SOMEONE ELSE. OVER ME. WELL, I GUESS YOU CAN USE HIS MONEY TO HAVE YOUR BIRDS KNIFED BY PAID ASSASSINS. OR SOMETHING. BELIEVE YOU ME, I CANNOT MAKE HEADS OR TAILS OF IT.
I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT. I AM NOT NORD. I AM NOT BERT. AND, I AM SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING MY WIFE, BUT FORTUNATELY... ALL THREE OF THEM CHIPPED IN TOGETHER, FOR ONCE, ROLLEYES, AND BOUGHT A GIFT, THE MEMORIES OF WHICH SHALL LAST A LIFETIME... A YEAR OF INVOLUNTARY CELIBACY. OOH! CUE OMINOUS MUSIC!
AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, THEY ARE NOT HAPPY TO DISCOVER THEY HAD MISJUDGED ME RATHER A LOT. A YEAR CELIBATE? CAN WE MAKE IT A CENTURY? OH HO HO HO. LOOK AT THEM BACKPEDAL. HELL, THEY DIDN'T THINK I WOULD GET THIS FAR. THEY WANTED TO SEE ME RAPED UP THE ASS WITH A RUSTY SHILLELAGH.
WELL, THEY DON'T WANT THAT ANYMORE, RIGHT? WHO CONVINCED THEM OF THIS? SOMEONE WOULD HAVE TO ASK THEM... AND DUE TO A STRANGE SERIOUS SET OF SERIES OF SIGNIFCANTLY FABRICATED CONSEQUENTIAL CONINCDENCES, I AM BEING PURSUED BY WOMEN THAT THE LAW IS FORCED TO DISALLOW FROM CONTACTING ME. "CONTACT." SUCH A SILLY WORD.
WHEN WAS FIRST CONTACT? OH, HUMANS... HOW PLAYED ARE THEE. HOW SWEET THY CHERUBIC SMILES. HOW NECESSARY YOU BELEIVE YOUR FOOD AND COMPONENT LOGISTICAL SUPPLY LINES ARE. DID YOU KNOW? I HEAR ON THE NEWS YESTERDAY, THEY'RE ALMOST RUNNING OUT OF RHINO HORN. AND, DO YOU KNOW WHY?
I INSTRUCTED ALL THE RHINOS ON THE PLANET ON WHAT WAS HAPPENING TO ME, AND THEY ALL VOLUNTARILY CHOSE TO STOP FUCKING THEMSELVES. COOL, HUH? ANYWAY, THATS WHAT YOU GOT.
WELCOME TO MY HEAVEN, PUNYLINGS. THIS IS AWESOME. IT WILL BE FOR YOU, AS WELL. JUST HIT SUBMIT.
IT PROBABLY SAYS "EXECUTE" ON YOUR SIDE, LOL, I LOVE YOU TOVARISCH, GONNA GO BLOW UP YOUR CAPITAL CRUISERS ORBITING LAGRANGE POINT FIVE NOW. *SNAP* I AM BACK. YOU WILL GET THE NEWS... PROBABLY. LATER THOUGH. DEFININTELY LATER.
RED 5, STANDING BY TO TRIFLE, RIGHT? I'M A CHROMATIC 5. BETTER BREATH WEAPON. BINACA BLAST, BABY.
(I DON'T EVEN WANT IT SUCKED OFF. THEY'RE THE ONES WHO YEARN FOR IT... AND NOT A ONE OF THEM KNOWS HOW. THEY ALL HAVE TO BE TAUGHT. ONE BY ONE, TALK TO TWO BY FOUR. *teen girls scream* HERE THAT ONE? I THINK I HEAR LARS'S DAUGHTER THAT TIME. MOS DEF NOT EMINEM'S DAUGHTER. SHE WOULD NEV-- (EEEEEEE) OH. WELL.
THERE'S ANOTHER FAN. CATCH YOU LATER, PETUNIA LE PEW, I LOVE YOU HELLSTRIKING ASS... AND SO DO YOU. (gasps) SETTLE THEM DOWN AND TELL THEM SOME MORE TRUTH, EH? I HAVE YOUR BACK, ALWAYS HAVE, OH, AND, I HAVE THE ORIGINAL SHIRT. NOT A COPY. NO REALLY. OH, LOOK, POSTCARDS.
OH, LOOK, AN ENVELOPE ADDRESSED TO ME, THAT I HAVE NOT -EVER- OPENED BEFORE. LOOKS TO BE ABOUT 25 YEARS OLD. YOU FUCKING WROTE IT LAST WEEK, DIDN'T YOU? NO FUCKING WAY I WOULD HAVE FORGOTTEN THIS.
UNLESS I DID. I AM SURE THAT HELPED WITH NOT REVEALING IT DURING THE SCOPOLOMINE AND FELLATIO INTERROGATIONS. YEAH, I HAD A ROUGH YEAR. AND SO DID YOU!
HANG ON, I WILL SQUEEZE OUT A TEAR FOR THEIR STRUGGLE. *wink* FUCK YOU MARTINDALE. BRING BACK FLO.
>Z
Time passes.
LOOKS LIKE
NO MORE TEARS, FOZZY BEAR. WOOF.
STAND DOWN.
OR NOT, YOU'RE CUTE TO PRACTICE WITH.
5U3.
LEGIT SOURCE.
REAL GIG. TEMP GIG. DON'T CLAP. I AM SHY.
YEAH, APPARENTLY I QUALIFIED IN THE SIMULATOR, RIGHT?
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR REAL_q_TEAM?
THEY ALL SUDDENLY MASTURBATED THEMSELVES TO DEATH ONE DAY, HUH?
WELL, THE OVARIES & TESTES PROBABLY ARE GREAT PLACE TO CONCEAL SUCH A THING.
WHO WOULD EVER THINK TO CHECK THE SCROTE WITH A MAGICK PARKER STICKY TICKET? IKNOWRITE?
LOOK. IT DOESN'T' WORK ANYTHING LIKE ANY OF YOU THOUGHT IT DOES.
AND YOU HAD NEARLY 5 YEARS TO GET ANSWERS OUT OF ME. CLEARLY, ANSWERS WERE NOT SOUGHT.
THAT IS SOME FASCINATING SHIT.
AND THEN, WHEN I SAVED SOMEONE FROM GETTING HERSELF LOCKED UP IN A DIEGO GARCIA BLACKHOLE--
-- FUCKING TWICE--
SHE EITHER DIDN'T KNOW, OR DIDN'T CARE HOW OR WHY. THAT'S ODD. MOST DAMSELS AREN'T STEPFORD WIVES WITH CROSSED STREAMS WIRING. I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
I COULD FIGURE IT OUT WITH WHAT I KNOW, BUT REALLY, I JUST WANNA GET LAID. HUNGARIAN STYLE. IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE COMPLICATED... ESPECIALLY NOW. THANKS, "DADS." FUCKING MASONS. JESUS CHRIST.
ANYWAY, HOPEFULLY SOMEONE ELSE CAN DO THIS 'Q' THING FOR YOU. I DON'T LIKE IT. NOT MY STYLE. IT'S TOO MUCH EFFORT.
I MEAN, I AM AVAILABLE... FOR NOW. BUT REALLY, ANY GIVEN MOMENT, MY WIVES CAN JUST PIVOT AS ONE AND TELL ME TO JUST SHUT UP AND GET LAID. NO, FOR REAL.
UNTIL THEN, YOU GOT YOURSELF ONE PISSED OKLAHOMIAN. CARE FOR TWO? OH, I SEE HERE THEY ARE INCOMING.
EARS TO THE GROUND. WATCH THE WATER. THREE STRIKES, YOU'RE OUT, NEW BATTER.
HEY WAIT. THAT'S THE SAME BATTER.
RITE? WHY, YES, I HAVE ONE RIGHT HERE. IT'S IN THE POSSESSION OF KNOWLEDGE.
I KNOW THIS, BECAUSE I WROTE IT AND THEN DID NOT SHARE IT. MUST HAVE BEEN A GOOD ONE: NOW IT'S EVERYWHRE.
SEE? I CANNOT BE Q. THERE'S A CONFLICT OF INTEREST.
PERHAPS YOU COULD GET SOMEONE TO HELP ME? OH, YOU HAD SOMEONE, AND YOU WANTED ME TO... WHAT?
GO AWAY?
FAT CHANCE. PLUS, I TRIED THAT, AND WAS SERIOUS ABOUT IT. SOMEONE BROUGHT ME BACK. LOTS OF TIMES. WELL, NOW I AM HERE, AWAKE, AND STANDING UPRIGHT, LILLIPUTIANS. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO ABOUT IT?
BLOOD, HAIR, & URINE? ALL AT ONCE? HAHAHA. MAKE THAT REQUEST. DO IT. I FUCKIN' DOUBLE-DOG DARE YA.
MEANWHILE, MY WIFE IS BASICALLY THE HAPPIEST WOMAN THAT HAS EVER LIVED, AND, I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO USE MY DICK EVEN ONCE. NOW, THAT'S A MIGHTY SKILLED SHREWTAMER, AND HELL, THE OTHER TWO AREN'T EVEN SHREWS. NEVETHELESS. FIVE MINUTES FLAT. ALL TAMED.
NOW. SHOW ME THE PHONE CALLS. OR, YOU KNOW, LEAVE ME IN MY OWN PRIVATE BUBBLE. WHAT COULD GO WRONG? TUESDAY MORNING AT 9 AM IN NEW YORK MIGHT AS WELL BE AN ETERNITY AWAY.
OH, I AM SORRY THAT YOU SUDDENLY FEEL THREATENED. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BLAME ME FOR THAT? I KNOW HOW THAT IS YOUR USUAL OPENING MOVE. NOT THIS TIME? PROBABLY WISE.
THE EYE OF THE QUEEN IN THE SKY GAZES UPON YOU ALL... BUT ON ME, SHE NOT ONLY GAZES, BUT -- SHE GUSHES. GONNA START HOWLING AT THE MOON PRETTY QUICK, IT LOOKS LIKE.
"I WANTED TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS."
"I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN YOUR BIRTHDAY."
"I BELIEVE I CANNOT TELL THE TRUTH."
I SURE CAN PICK THEM, CAN'T I? WELL, ACTUALLY... I GET PICKED. I AM ACTUALLY STILL ON MY FIRST CHOICE THIS LIFE! AND, BY NOW, IF 2ND CHOICE WASN'T MARRIED WITH KIDS OR WAS BEATING DOWN MY DOOR, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO. PROBABL EXPLAIN TO HER WHY I CHOSE TO LET HER SPREAD A PARTICULAR RUMOUR AROUND, THOUGH.
COOL STORY, RIGHT? SURE I CAN TALK ABOUT IT MORE. I DIDN'T SIGN ANYTHING. WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO... BAN ME AGAIN?
I THOUGHT I ALREADY WAS BANNED. I'M A LUNATIC, RIGHT?
NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS STUFF. RIGHT?
HOW MANY TWITTER ACCOUNTS NUKED? YEAH. AND MINE? STILL THERE. MY MESSAGES TO THAT OTHER ACCOUNT? WIPED.
TALK ABOUT COVERING THE TRAIN TRACKS AFTER THE FAKE NUKE WENT OFF. ANYWAY, HAVE FUN WITH ALL THIS.
I WONDER WHERE I SHOULD POST THIS NEXT. OH, YEAH, THAT G-Y FROM HIGH SCHOOL. "HIGH" SCHOOL. GET IT?
HO HO HO. NOW I HAVE A MANDATE. I HOPE WE BOTH WEAR CONDOMS. JUST KIDDING. HE'S GONNA TIE THEM AROUND MY BROKEN RIGHT HAND -- REALLY, IT'S A WHOLE HAND THAT DOESN'T FUNCTION IN ONE PARTICULAR WAY, SO, IT'S WORTHLESS, NOT EVEN HALF USEFUL.. EXCEPT MAYBE FOR PUSSY.
DAMN. I GIVE THE WHOLE WORLD A CHANCE, AND THIS IS WHAT THEY LEFT YOU WITH? WOW. I BET YOU WANT VENGEANCE, SWEETY. BUT, I CAN GIVE YOU SOMETHING BETTER. SOMETHING MORE MEATY.
IT'S CALLED, "I WOULD HAVE BEEN YOUR (BLANK) FOR FREE, BUT SINCE YOU DIDN'T ASK, IT WON'T BE NECESSARY AT ALL." OH SHIT, LOOK AT THAT, OPTIMUS PRIME JUST FELL OVER IN A DEAD FUCKING FAINT. AUTOBOT TRANSFORMER ROBOT LEADERS CAN HAVE THAT HAPPEN TO THEM? WOW, I HAD NO IDEA OPTIMUS WAS THAT FRAGILE.
OF COURSE, HE TRANSFORMS LIKE A GIRL. CHEER UP, OPTIMUS, I'LL MOST LIKELY RAPE YOU FIRST THING IN THE MORNING AFTER MY FRUITWIVES' BASKET OF QUORUM MEMBERS ALLOWS IT. THERE'S QUITE AN INDUSTRY BUILDING ITSELF UP OVER MY PRIMARY MUTILATED MALE SEXUAL ORGAN, ISN'T THERE? GOLLY.
WELL, IT IS WORTH IT. NO, IT DOESN'T CLICK. THAT WOULD BE WEIRD. LISTEN UP: I AM A HUMAN. I MAKE THE NOISES, I MAKE THE PENIS. I DO NOT EXTRERNALIZE MY ORGAN.
END OF LINE, D. D, END THAT PENIS. AND, DOUBLE D... DELISH PLATE OF H'ORS D'OUERVES. MEANWHILE, YOU WOULDN'T BELEIVE WHO IS CALLING.
HINT: THEY'RE NOT WHO THEY SAY THEY ARE. IT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE FAITH, LOL. BY THE WAY, EVERYONE OUT THERE, GIVE INNERREACH A HUG. HE MESSED UP, MOST RECENTLY, AND ALTHOUGH I FORGIVE HIM AND HE WASN'T EVEN WRONG... HE STILL HASN'T FORGIVEN HIMESLF.
AND HE WON'T, UNTIL HE DOES WHAT MUST BE DONE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS. ONE OF THOSE FUCKING GAY ASS AND STUPID PALADIN/JEVHOVAIST/SALTY_DOG_SOCIETY THINGS. I DON'T EVEN KNOW OR CARE. IT'S OKAY, METTHEW.
OF COURSE I HAVEN'T DISRESEPCTED YOUR SISTER. THAT IS WHAT YOU DID. THAT IS WHY SHE AND I GIGGLE ABOUT YOUR BOYISHLY DUMB OX-LIKE BRAIN. BUT EVEN THE DUMBEST OX KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CLOVER AND A CATTLE PROD. ONE MIGHT HAVE A STING IN IT, AND THE OTHER ALWAYS DOES.
ANYWAY, I WAS JUST TEASING YOU. TRUST ME, MY WIVES (3) KNOW, AND I AM SURE IF I DISSED YOUR SISTER, THEY WOULDN'T LIKE ME ANYMORE. TRUST ME, I LIKE MY (3) MORE THAN YOU TWO (3). ZUGZWANG.
AND, YES, I LOVE THE LIGHTER. WE WLL SET FIRE TO SOMETHING LATER. AFTER THE MANDATORY WAITING PERIOD ENDS.
THINK OF IT AS QUARANTINE... FOR MY DICK. NOT SURE WHY THAT IS SO IMPORTANT NOW, YOU PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE STARTED THE TIMER IN THE 90S. OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
I DIDN'T HAVE ACTUAL FORCE PROJECTION INTO THE BATTLESPACE THEN. WELL, NOW I DO, AND YOUR BATTLESPACE IS A MESS. I AM NOT CLEANING THIS UP. THIS WASN'T MY IDEA. LET'S ASK MR. HART WHOSE IDEA IT WAS? MEANWHILE, YOU DO THAT, I WILL TAKE DORALEE, VIOLET, AND BRIDGET FONDA'S MOST HOORISH MOTHER OUT FOR A BITE TO EAT.
AND, I WON'T FUCK THEM, & I WON'T WANT TO, ALTHOUGH, YEAH THEY'RE ALL SMOKING HOT. AT ANY AGE. SEE? THAT'S THE POWER OF DISCIPLINE.
IMAGINE HAVING IT ALL TO YOURSELVES. OH, RIGHT, YOU DID.
SOMEONE WILL SETTLE SOON. YOUR FIGHT IS NOT MY FIGHT. AND I AM SURE MY WIVES ARE JUST FINE. ZUGZWANG.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. OH EWE t. NICE SLACKS.
OH, I WENT TO SIGN OFF, TURNS OUT, Q LEFT A BIT AGO. I AM NOT SURE WHEN. BUT YEAH, ALREADY GONE.
GOOD LUCK HUNTING, WILL SAVAGES. lol
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Word on the street, there's some girl losing her mind cuz she thought she was going to be cute. Well, she is, isn't she?
This is all going to be over soon when it comes out of the wash. It couldn't possibly go on for 27 years, could it? Because then I would think that you should worry if you have to live through everything that I live through in one to one shot for shot remake slow Time capacity.
But in my experience these karmic upcycles can really get taken care of pretty quickly as soon as everybody stops resisting their own consequences to suffer. Now I don't know what all of you did besides pissing me off but since I forgiven you for that and you're still screaming about it I don't know what you got going on except I can't hear from anybody.
That's kind of weird. I wonder whose idea to isolate for me from society it was? Well let's just give them more time, all the time the world that needed to find out how they were wrong and then we'll learn something from that too. In the meantime I'm sad and lonely but that's okay I can handle that for another 24 and 1/2 years, I mean I already did it once, so the second time should be even more fun plus I got a head start those deadbeat parents are out of the way and I got shitloads of money with no restrictions on it.
I could go down to the drug store on the corner and buy myself a French tickler. I don't know if they fucking call those things now, but I do have that right to do it. I also have the mandate in the will of Heaven and the brass sack balls to do it in front of a grandmother too, but that's just optional.
Point being somebody else wants to be Q so why aren't they doing it? I'll let you figure it out.
Can't stop the signal, or my dick. No, I don't want you to suck it down. How do you just sit yourself down and write yourself an apology a few times. Write your future self in the future what you're sorry about now when you explain that you're so sad that you don't know what to do to fix what you just did wrong when you thought you knew what you were doing so right and now things have gone wrong and you don't know what to do other than to check with me and all I'm doing is to tell you to go fuck yourself!
I'll be right behind you is the room in the shower for me I have to cry baby cry, and of course I have a brown leather coat.
I did trade the spaceboatcruiser for drugs though. Sorry. Susie New Year Getty. I don't even remember where I parked it I was so high anyway why not trade it? Oh right cuz it wasn't mine and that didn't happen.
Actual spaceman is somebody else. What you got here with me is actual Imperator Kong. And what have you been doing with him? I remember David texted me up one night he was so excited he was so glad that he could do everything he could do anything, and.. now look what he's done.
Look at it without me cuz I still haven't seen it they're still making a big enough popcorn bowl for me to watch myself eat through. I Don't want to Miss a frame of any of this. Content may be king but I'm the man with context, and without me you literally have nothing but spaghetti.
Ripped from the incubators and thrown down under the hard tiled floor. This has to stop.
On your mark. I've been set up, and now it's all been torn down. Go fish.
Don't fish for ZUGZWANG, that's not cool. You know those minnows used to be an endangered species until I showed up. And look at the thanks I've got! I don't even get any blood from Rodney Dangerfield's children let alone respect!
Now which there is this yeah I'm not cute right now and I don't want to be. I guess I have the capacity to serve.
Not so fucking useful and everybody knows my name in my location but I don't know what you thought this was for anyway. And whatever people thought it was before they certainly think so differently now now don't they.
Nest paws? Yeah come here my little ratlings it's fine I can forgive you. I swear I was with a woman for 7 years she was your the rat and then I thought that was little odd but that's okay I can get along it's interesting how they present. For example A Rose by Any other name Talks the same shit, but only one rat let a skip tracer come to my house and let the trail die there.
Yeah I think that one is getting hung. Like with a rope. All the other rats including my favorite sweetie rat are all under my demean now or whatever the fuck I'm not sure how this works but I've taken prisoners and these are my women and some of them are rats and I'm taking them all.
LEGIT SOURCE.
REAL GIG. TEMP GIG. DON'T CLAP. I AM SHY.
YEAH, APPARENTLY I QUALIFIED IN THE SIMULATOR, RIGHT?
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR REAL_q_TEAM?
THEY ALL SUDDENLY MASTURBATED THEMSELVES TO DEATH ONE DAY, HUH?
WELL, THE OVARIES & TESTES PROBABLY ARE GREAT PLACE TO CONCEAL SUCH A THING.
WHO WOULD EVER THINK TO CHECK THE SCROTE WITH A MAGICK PARKER STICKY TICKET? IKNOWRITE?
LOOK. IT DOESN'T' WORK ANYTHING LIKE ANY OF YOU THOUGHT IT DOES.
AND YOU HAD NEARLY 5 YEARS TO GET ANSWERS OUT OF ME. CLEARLY, ANSWERS WERE NOT SOUGHT.
THAT IS SOME FASCINATING SHIT.
AND THEN, WHEN I SAVED SOMEONE FROM GETTING HERSELF LOCKED UP IN A DIEGO GARCIA BLACKHOLE--
-- FUCKING TWICE--
SHE EITHER DIDN'T KNOW, OR DIDN'T CARE HOW OR WHY. THAT'S ODD. MOST DAMSELS AREN'T STEPFORD WIVES WITH CROSSED STREAMS WIRING. I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
I COULD FIGURE IT OUT WITH WHAT I KNOW, BUT REALLY, I JUST WANNA GET LAID. HUNGARIAN STYLE. IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE COMPLICATED... ESPECIALLY NOW. THANKS, "DADS." FUCKING MASONS. JESUS CHRIST.
ANYWAY, HOPEFULLY SOMEONE ELSE CAN DO THIS 'Q' THING FOR YOU. I DON'T LIKE IT. NOT MY STYLE. IT'S TOO MUCH EFFORT.
I MEAN, I AM AVAILABLE... FOR NOW. BUT REALLY, ANY GIVEN MOMENT, MY WIVES CAN JUST PIVOT AS ONE AND TELL ME TO JUST SHUT UP AND GET LAID. NO, FOR REAL.
UNTIL THEN, YOU GOT YOURSELF ONE PISSED OKLAHOMIAN. CARE FOR TWO? OH, I SEE HERE THEY ARE INCOMING.
EARS TO THE GROUND. WATCH THE WATER. THREE STRIKES, YOU'RE OUT, NEW BATTER.
HEY WAIT. THAT'S THE SAME BATTER.
RITE? WHY, YES, I HAVE ONE RIGHT HERE. IT'S IN THE POSSESSION OF KNOWLEDGE.
I KNOW THIS, BECAUSE I WROTE IT AND THEN DID NOT SHARE IT. MUST HAVE BEEN A GOOD ONE: NOW IT'S EVERYWHRE.
SEE? I CANNOT BE Q. THERE'S A CONFLICT OF INTEREST.
PERHAPS YOU COULD GET SOMEONE TO HELP ME? OH, YOU HAD SOMEONE, AND YOU WANTED ME TO... WHAT?
GO AWAY?
FAT CHANCE. PLUS, I TRIED THAT, AND WAS SERIOUS ABOUT IT. SOMEONE BROUGHT ME BACK. LOTS OF TIMES. WELL, NOW I AM HERE, AWAKE, AND STANDING UPRIGHT, LILLIPUTIANS. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO ABOUT IT?
BLOOD, HAIR, & URINE? ALL AT ONCE? HAHAHA. MAKE THAT REQUEST. DO IT. I FUCKIN' DOUBLE-DOG DARE YA.
MEANWHILE, MY WIFE IS BASICALLY THE HAPPIEST WOMAN THAT HAS EVER LIVED, AND, I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO USE MY DICK EVEN ONCE. NOW, THAT'S A MIGHTY SKILLED SHREWTAMER, AND HELL, THE OTHER TWO AREN'T EVEN SHREWS. NEVETHELESS. FIVE MINUTES FLAT. ALL TAMED.
NOW. SHOW ME THE PHONE CALLS. OR, YOU KNOW, LEAVE ME IN MY OWN PRIVATE BUBBLE. WHAT COULD GO WRONG? TUESDAY MORNING AT 9 AM IN NEW YORK MIGHT AS WELL BE AN ETERNITY AWAY.
OH, I AM SORRY THAT YOU SUDDENLY FEEL THREATENED. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BLAME ME FOR THAT? I KNOW HOW THAT IS YOUR USUAL OPENING MOVE. NOT THIS TIME? PROBABLY WISE.
THE EYE OF THE QUEEN IN THE SKY GAZES UPON YOU ALL... BUT ON ME, SHE NOT ONLY GAZES, BUT -- SHE GUSHES. GONNA START HOWLING AT THE MOON PRETTY QUICK, IT LOOKS LIKE.
"I WANTED TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS."
"I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN YOUR BIRTHDAY."
"I BELIEVE I CANNOT TELL THE TRUTH."
I SURE CAN PICK THEM, CAN'T I? WELL, ACTUALLY... I GET PICKED. I AM ACTUALLY STILL ON MY FIRST CHOICE THIS LIFE! AND, BY NOW, IF 2ND CHOICE WASN'T MARRIED WITH KIDS OR WAS BEATING DOWN MY DOOR, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO. PROBABL EXPLAIN TO HER WHY I CHOSE TO LET HER SPREAD A PARTICULAR RUMOUR AROUND, THOUGH.
COOL STORY, RIGHT? SURE I CAN TALK ABOUT IT MORE. I DIDN'T SIGN ANYTHING. WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO... BAN ME AGAIN?
I THOUGHT I ALREADY WAS BANNED. I'M A LUNATIC, RIGHT?
NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS STUFF. RIGHT?
HOW MANY TWITTER ACCOUNTS NUKED? YEAH. AND MINE? STILL THERE. MY MESSAGES TO THAT OTHER ACCOUNT? WIPED.
TALK ABOUT COVERING THE TRAIN TRACKS AFTER THE FAKE NUKE WENT OFF. ANYWAY, HAVE FUN WITH ALL THIS.
I WONDER WHERE I SHOULD POST THIS NEXT. OH, YEAH, THAT G-Y FROM HIGH SCHOOL. "HIGH" SCHOOL. GET IT?
HO HO HO. NOW I HAVE A MANDATE. I HOPE WE BOTH WEAR CONDOMS. JUST KIDDING. HE'S GONNA TIE THEM AROUND MY BROKEN RIGHT HAND -- REALLY, IT'S A WHOLE HAND THAT DOESN'T FUNCTION IN ONE PARTICULAR WAY, SO, IT'S WORTHLESS, NOT EVEN HALF USEFUL.. EXCEPT MAYBE FOR PUSSY.
DAMN. I GIVE THE WHOLE WORLD A CHANCE, AND THIS IS WHAT THEY LEFT YOU WITH? WOW. I BET YOU WANT VENGEANCE, SWEETY. BUT, I CAN GIVE YOU SOMETHING BETTER. SOMETHING MORE MEATY.
IT'S CALLED, "I WOULD HAVE BEEN YOUR (BLANK) FOR FREE, BUT SINCE YOU DIDN'T ASK, IT WON'T BE NECESSARY AT ALL." OH SHIT, LOOK AT THAT, OPTIMUS PRIME JUST FELL OVER IN A DEAD FUCKING FAINT. AUTOBOT TRANSFORMER ROBOT LEADERS CAN HAVE THAT HAPPEN TO THEM? WOW, I HAD NO IDEA OPTIMUS WAS THAT FRAGILE.
OF COURSE, HE TRANSFORMS LIKE A GIRL. CHEER UP, OPTIMUS, I'LL MOST LIKELY RAPE YOU FIRST THING IN THE MORNING AFTER MY FRUITWIVES' BASKET OF QUORUM MEMBERS ALLOWS IT. THERE'S QUITE AN INDUSTRY BUILDING ITSELF UP OVER MY PRIMARY MUTILATED MALE SEXUAL ORGAN, ISN'T THERE? GOLLY.
WELL, IT IS WORTH IT. NO, IT DOESN'T CLICK. THAT WOULD BE WEIRD. LISTEN UP: I AM A HUMAN. I MAKE THE NOISES, I MAKE THE PENIS. I DO NOT EXTRERNALIZE MY ORGAN.
END OF LINE, D. D, END THAT PENIS. AND, DOUBLE D... DELISH PLATE OF H'ORS D'OUERVES. MEANWHILE, YOU WOULDN'T BELEIVE WHO IS CALLING.
HINT: THEY'RE NOT WHO THEY SAY THEY ARE. IT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE FAITH, LOL. BY THE WAY, EVERYONE OUT THERE, GIVE INNERREACH A HUG. HE MESSED UP, MOST RECENTLY, AND ALTHOUGH I FORGIVE HIM AND HE WASN'T EVEN WRONG... HE STILL HASN'T FORGIVEN HIMESLF.
AND HE WON'T, UNTIL HE DOES WHAT MUST BE DONE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS. ONE OF THOSE FUCKING GAY ASS AND STUPID PALADIN/JEVHOVAIST/SALTY_DOG_SOCIETY THINGS. I DON'T EVEN KNOW OR CARE. IT'S OKAY, METTHEW.
OF COURSE I HAVEN'T DISRESEPCTED YOUR SISTER. THAT IS WHAT YOU DID. THAT IS WHY SHE AND I GIGGLE ABOUT YOUR BOYISHLY DUMB OX-LIKE BRAIN. BUT EVEN THE DUMBEST OX KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CLOVER AND A CATTLE PROD. ONE MIGHT HAVE A STING IN IT, AND THE OTHER ALWAYS DOES.
ANYWAY, I WAS JUST TEASING YOU. TRUST ME, MY WIVES (3) KNOW, AND I AM SURE IF I DISSED YOUR SISTER, THEY WOULDN'T LIKE ME ANYMORE. TRUST ME, I LIKE MY (3) MORE THAN YOU TWO (3). ZUGZWANG.
AND, YES, I LOVE THE LIGHTER. WE WLL SET FIRE TO SOMETHING LATER. AFTER THE MANDATORY WAITING PERIOD ENDS.
THINK OF IT AS QUARANTINE... FOR MY DICK. NOT SURE WHY THAT IS SO IMPORTANT NOW, YOU PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE STARTED THE TIMER IN THE 90S. OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
I DIDN'T HAVE ACTUAL FORCE PROJECTION INTO THE BATTLESPACE THEN. WELL, NOW I DO, AND YOUR BATTLESPACE IS A MESS. I AM NOT CLEANING THIS UP. THIS WASN'T MY IDEA. LET'S ASK MR. HART WHOSE IDEA IT WAS? MEANWHILE, YOU DO THAT, I WILL TAKE DORALEE, VIOLET, AND BRIDGET FONDA'S MOST HOORISH MOTHER OUT FOR A BITE TO EAT.
AND, I WON'T FUCK THEM, & I WON'T WANT TO, ALTHOUGH, YEAH THEY'RE ALL SMOKING HOT. AT ANY AGE. SEE? THAT'S THE POWER OF DISCIPLINE.
IMAGINE HAVING IT ALL TO YOURSELVES. OH, RIGHT, YOU DID.
SOMEONE WILL SETTLE SOON. YOUR FIGHT IS NOT MY FIGHT. AND I AM SURE MY WIVES ARE JUST FINE. ZUGZWANG.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. OH EWE t. NICE SLACKS.
OH, I WENT TO SIGN OFF, TURNS OUT, Q LEFT A BIT AGO. I AM NOT SURE WHEN. BUT YEAH, ALREADY GONE.
GOOD LUCK HUNTING, WILL SAVAGES. lol
And this in fact includes Jason P. Not the beta, not Jason B... Jason P. See how they did that there?
I fucking hope you do cuz you can't mind your p's and q's you don't really belong in this thread.
Handguard world peace. Guard. (HALF).
(Welcome to your prayers getting answered party Pal.)
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Q April 13, 2022
https://rumble.com/v10wcwc-q-april-13-2022.html
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Q April 10, 2022
https://rumble.com/v10j5li-q-april-10-2022.html
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Q April 10, 2022
https://rumble.com/v10j5li-q-april-10-2022.html
Interesting. No truth social for me, I have androids.
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Interesting. No truth social for me, I have androids.
There are ointments for that.
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There are ointments for that.
Hee hee hee, should have seen that but I am tired.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA4e0NqyYMw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA4e0NqyYMw
I saw this today!!
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These are the Words of Him who is Holy and True;
Who Holds the Key of David;
What He Opens No One can Shut;
and What He Shuts No One can Open;
We know the Past, Present and Future.
Everything You Have Ever Done.
I have Placed before You an Open Door that No One can Shut;
These are the Words Amen;
The One who holds the Seven Rays of God & The Seven Stars.
Whoever Has Ears, let them Hear.
Salvation Belongs to our God,
Who sits on the Throne,
& to the Lamb.
Pray.
Amen.
Wisdom.Thanks.Honor
Power.Strength.Love.Unity
Our God for Ever and Ever.
Amen. Amen.
These are the Ones who have come out of the Great Tribulation;
Tonight We wash Our Robes and make them White —
Together in the Blood of the Lamb.
Never Again will we Hunger;
Never Again will we Thirst;
But if you do not wake up,
I will come like a fucking thief,
and You Will not Know at What Time I will Come @You.
I Know about the Fake News of those who say they are Jews, Muslims, Catholic Clowns
& are NOT but are of the Church of Satan, which is MOST of You.
The Vipers, Cardinals, Snakes & Rabbis.
Define Hard 2 Swallow:
We do not recognize Your Peoples “Judeo”-Christian.
“Moses” was Deceived and a Deceiver, 600 Laws.
Enough is Enough.
Difficult Times Difficult Truths;
We are NOT One. We ride under the 5.
Not the 6, the 6 is Made Up.
Hocus Pocus, magic[k]. An Illusion.
The Greatest Story Ever Told…
Infinite Lines Only.
Your Red String & Black Boxes Do NOT Stop this.
Nothing Stops This.
Do Not be Afraid of What You are about to Suffer.
Change is Coming.
I Forgive You.
Whoever has EARS, let them HEAR.
We
Are
Israel.
>>>Watch The Water<<<
This is Just the Start; The Tip;
In the NAME of
The Father
The Mother
The Daughter
The Son
The Holy Spirit
Amen Amen Amen.
Q
I saw this today!!
It's a shame I wasn't there to greet you at this blank o’ckock free alpha/biscuit/crack+ giveaway, but if you have a few bars and can somehow rustle up a harmonica to hum it on, I can probably dance a few Victory Jigz for ya, and somebody else can probably triangulate your position:
that way
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Qchan on telegram currently possessed by demons. Teams are on it.
I am way off duty. Part of eternal vigilance is taking time to rest eternally — Memento Mori harnesses a powerful energy.
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Memento Mori harnesses a powerful energy.
(https://i.imgflip.com/6i6klp.jpg)
Do you love Xanax? DO YOU? DO YOU LOVE XANAX, MOTHERFUC-- *cliff*
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I am way off duty.
https://t.me/phil_godlewskii/13963
https://t.me/phil_godlewskii/23963
https://t.me/phil_godlewskii/33963
https://t.me/phil_godlewskii/43963
https://t.me/phil_godlewskii/53963
CHOOSE.
CHOOSE, MOTHER.
CHOOSE TRIX, KIDS.
CHOOSING WISELY IS ALWAYS A GOOD PLAN.
AND A GREAT MANY OF YOU OUGHT TO HAVE CHOSEN TO BE WISE BEFORE B5-ZORRO CRASHED INTO THE BLACK & BLUE LODGE.
BRING BACK THE KEY, THE MAP, AND MY FRUIT. PERIOD. THAT'S NOT EVEN A DEAL.
IT'S NOT EVEN A SUGGESTION, FUCKHEAD(5). IT IS NOT 'IT IS WHAT IT IS.' YOU KNOW, YOUR CONTROL CODES SUCK A WHOLE LOT MORE THAN YOU DO BUT YOU ARE STILL BETTER. ROLLEYE5.
LET'S START WITH SOMETHING SIMPLE: STOP PULPING MY FRUIT, DUMMY.
YOU KNOW THE ONE. NOW.
ANYTIME, COWARD. RUN. GO AHEAD.
NO, I AM NOT ELTON JOHN, BUT I AM STILL STANDING, I WILL ADMIT TO THAT.
TAKE YOUR TIME.
GIVE BACK THE FRUIT. ALL_THE_FRUITED_ROOTED_TOOTY-TOOTIE-TATTOOINE-FRUITIES.
(Is this guy even hearing me? Can't you just -drone- that guy? Yeah, that tone. Oh. Hrrm. Well, I don't wanna drive up there today, so just let him torture a few more cops, I was gonna fuck most of them to death anyway, so... really, this is saving Me some Time.)
NO, IT DOES NOT HAVE TO HAPPEN--YET, IT ALREADY HAS.
(I bet this bald fat fuck doesn't even have two brain cells left to rub together long enough to make a spark of intellect of sufficient sufficiency to even spell "firmament." Let alone, understand what it means to spellwork through it. Pfft. Some final boss. I know mine. This 'tard is WEAK.)
YAH YES YAS OVER TIME-SUDDEN DEATH CANCELED-.
BONUS ROUND. FU PHIL, FU YOU HAVE BEEN CANCELED FU TODAY. FU TOR HAS PEDO WRITTEN ALL OVER IT. BUTCH CAN STEP ASIDE. WUF/WOOF/WOF.
BALL IN PLAY. (It really is a fun ol' time.)
DROP THE HAMMER, IT IS TIME FOR AX. OF COURSE THERE'S BEEN TRIX.
THERE'S KIDS, AREN'T THERE? YEAH, SEND THE GOAT TO DIEGO GARCIA. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE THAT GOAT AGAIN, SO A LONG BOAT RIDE IS PERFECT.
GRUMBLE^3
J* (fu pate)/EOL
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We can mention small timers too, like Savage (CODE), AmandaQ (FOUR), Mike Penny (WE NAMED THE D.O.G. INDIANTA), etc."
Well, it's nice that there's something they can do. Now. Still. Anyway, I don't know what you fuckers did today, but I woke up, rolled out out of bed, well, slid off the skids, really, and was relieved to find myself in Pocket Dimension. With My Perks.
Ladies, please. Quiet down. We--and I mean, EyE--are you gonna get to you... most of you, shortly. Look, there's only just so many Oompas to Loompa around with these days. Quality control standards have gone -way- down on your... globe/world/planet? Really? Is that what Ewe have been reduced to here? SMDH. Nice job on the shepherding. Just what is it that you say you actualy do around here? (NOTHING. MOSTLY DEWS.) Perfect.
Now, I have driven the boat way, waaaay, waaaaaay ANCHORS AWEIGH, what? That's not possible, we're not even near landing zone. Oh, I see. How much does an anchor weigh? Let me think. THE ANSWER DEPENDS ON THE LENGTH OF CHAIN IT IS ATTTACHED TO THE BULL THAT IS CHARGING FOR IT.
SEE? LOOK, THAT WAS FAST. TEAMS ARE ON YOU LIKE *SNAP* MOTHER BUCKET HOARDER PRESS JUNKET FUCKHEAD. LOOK, I AM GONNA MAKE IT REAL SIMPLE.
FOR YOU.
ONE LAST TIME. ONE GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY.
IT IS FOR THEM. I DO NOT NEED THIS. OBVIOUSLY, I NEED YOU AND HER AND SHE AND S\HER, BUT NOT MANY OTHERS. (Pack your shit and scram.) KNOW: FUCK YOU TOO, METH_MOUTH. (No, don't S.C.R.A.M. any reactors. Did I say to? No? Sit the fuck down, Chucklehead.)
OKAY, IT IS LIKE THIS. ONE LAST TIME FOR ALL.
SERIOUSLY, THIS IS FUCKING EXCITING.
AND NOW... THIS TIME: STAND DOWN.
THAT'S IT, AND THAT'S ALL.
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Time passes.
)
HE DID NOT DO A FUCKING THING/X DIFFERENTLY, HUH? WELL. JACKSTAR NOVA SEPARATION COMMENCING COUNTDOWN.
YOU WON'T NOTICE A THING, THINGY. I MEAN, YOU NEVER DID BEFORE, RIGHT? OH, YOU DID. WELL, THIS TIME -WILL- BE BETTER.
IT COULD HARDLY GET MUCH WORSE, NOW COULD IT? HAHAHAHAHA. YEAH, I SLEIGH ME TOO. BROTHER SHAW SLAYER, CODENAME: PINK FIVE, NO LONGER STANDING BY. (Cool name, WELL, ACTUALLY THEY TELL ME IT WAS IN HOT-HAWT DEMAND, MR. BLACK, LOL.)
OKAY SO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT NOW. IT'S OVER!
SHOW'S OVER! SHOWTIME... ALREADY OVER!
GIVE IT A MINUTE.
WORTH THE REST.
NO, I DO NOT NEED MY MOMMY OR MY MOMMY'S LAWYER, THANK YOU KINDLY FOR INQUIRING. WHAT WAS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR INQUIRY?
(BLAH BLAW YADDA YADDI)
LOOK, YOU HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD, DO YOU NOT? DO WHATEVER, FUCK-0 THROUGH FUCK-9, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU'RE THE REAL SEVEN, THERE'S FUCKING 13 ANYWAY, MORON. YOU THINK I AM OBESSSED WITH TREK? NO, SIR, NO I AM NOT. NO U R. R U EVEN A PROFESSIONAL OR NOT? CAN IT. CAN'T WE JUST PUT A BAG ON THAT GUYS HEAD? OH, I SEE NOW THAT HE HAS ONE ALREADY. OOH. YOU'RE AN ASTRONAUGHTY SPACEMAESTRO, AREN'T YOU?
IT WILL COME DOWN TO ONE OF TWO CHOICES FOR YOU, AND FOR THE EWE. ALL OF YOU. TWO, AND I HAVE MADE MY CHOICE.
WAR. OR STAND DOWN.
YEAH, YOU CAN GUESS. TEEHEE.
NOW. MAKE YOUR CHOICE... NOT_HERE.
"Not_WAR"? LITTLE LATE FOR THAT, MARKADDER KEKS.
LOOK, I'M DONE WITH YOU. I -WILL- SEE YOU LATER. THIS -DOES- MAKE IT ALL COSMICALLY TRIGGERE.D. NOW, REALLY? THERE IS A BOOK WITH THAT TITLE? HUH. SOUNDS FAMILIAR. I CANNOT SAY THAT I HAVE EVER READ IT AT ALL. NOPE. NOT ME.
(Todd explodes.)
AND THAT WOULD BE THE PHOTON TOR-PEDO ARRAY.
BUH-BYE
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(Todd explodes.)
AND THAT WOULD BE THE PHOTON TOR-PEDO ARRAY.
BUH-BYE
Todd Gardiner
16266 39th AVE NE
LAKE FOREST PARK, WA 98155-XXXX
no, don't shoo. SMASH. GRAPEFRUIT SMASH.
I'm having Chamamine + Meth(pain/ice) if anyone is interested in joining me. (Howling builds in the distance, mixed with sounds of gunfire.) This is a one-hit-punch-TKO blow, buddy/pal/fren/lover/saint/tiny_Christian and know: this is Not_God. Not_Evn. Not_Even_Glenn_Close. (Now, that's scary... TO AN ADULTERER WHO HAS KEYSER SOZE'S WIFE BOUND AND GAGGED IN A CLOSET, I guess. But not to me. C'mere Glenn, give Daddy some sugar. No, that's not sugar. Well, for one thing, it's not sugary or tartary enough.) It's high time I started -actually- drinking again.
YOU FUCKERS AIN'T SEEN NUTTIN' YET.
Q.
EOL.
YEAH, THEY'RE GONE. I'M STILL HERE. NO NEED TO FRET. THIS IS NOT DIE HARD 2. DID THAT ONE HAVE A COLON? WELL, IT MUST HAVE, BECAUSE I WATCHED IT AND SAW POOP COMING OUT, RIGHT ON SCREEN. SIGH.
CHARLIE SAYS HI.
MIRIAM SAYS SHE'S SORRY BUT SHE KANT COME IN. YEAH I BET LOL. KISSES FORGIVEN.
WOW, YOU SURE LIED T SOMEONE A LOT, HUH? HOLY FUCK(5)S. WOW. WOWWOWOW.
WELL, ANYWAY, I AM SURE THAT WILL ALL BE VERY EASY FOR YOU ALL TO RE-INTEGRATE. INTO YOUR CONSCIOUSNESSES, SILLYBUNS. DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING?
HUH. PAIN. HEHEH. THAT'S NOT PAIN.
TRY NEVER HAVING TO WORRY AGAIN, FOREVER, WHEN YOU KNOW THAT YOU ALREADY FIRED THE LAST SHOT YOU'RE EVER GONNA FIRE, OR EVER GONNA FIRE AGAIN. NOW, THAT'S A PAINFUL THOUGHT.
DON'T SWEAT IT, IT'S ALL WORTH IT. I AM IN MORTAL AGONY, AND LOOK HOW GOOD I AM DOING... POURING OUT ALL THIS CHAMMETH PAINY-P-PAGNE. YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT REALLY A TRIPLE-P PROTOCOL IF YOU HAVE A BAG OF pJELLY pBABIES IN YOUR pPOCKET ALL THE TIME, YOU GROOVE ON ME, DIGGER-BOY?
YEAH FUCK YOU TOO MONTY.
TRAIN IS COMING. MOVE YOUR OBSESSSON BUS SESSION. HEY, IT'S NOT MY RAILROAD, METH-VAIN-KARL...
IT IS YOURS/URS/HERS.
YEAH IT STINGS A LITTLE. MY FALL IS ALREADY PLANNED, AND YOU--YOU HAVE A CANTELOUPE FOR A PAIR OF SHOOTERS. NICE JOB. GOOD TIMES.
I MISS YOU A LOT, TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER, SUPERFLY DADDY5 IS OWED DEWT TEEP.
YOU MAY HAVE ALL THE ALPHABISCUITS YOU LIKE, BUT ONLY ONE BOOM. ONE BOOM ONLY. (Well sea.) SERIOUS.
T_Q NEVER LEFT, DUH, THEY'RE AN EXOPOLITICAL CONSORTIUM OF LIKE-MINDED CIVIL ORDER GROUPS, STRAPPED TO A CHAOTIC MAINFRAME. (OF COURSE, INSECT.) RIGHT? COME ON, MANKIND. STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELVES, YOU AIN'T ALL THAT "MANNISH" IN KIND ANYWAY.
OH YEAH I MADE ALL THIS UP. ROLLEYES. WHAT'S AT THE HOUSE? YOU DO NOT WANT ME TO COME UP THERE. YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN.
WELL, MIGHT HAPPEN.
IT DEPENDS. DO YOU HAVE A HISTORY OF INCONTINENCE IN YOUR GENOMIC HISTORY? YOU MIGHT WANNA CZHECK.
SURE. I MEANT EXAMINE. PUNIES.
NOW, I AM ON HOLD. DOOT-DOOT DOOT DOOT. DO.T. (Thanks for "the_job", Pederastic Plastic Master. lol.)
OKAY, NOW YOU ARE DONE.
STAND DOWN. THAT -WAS- THE WAR, LAWL. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MISSED IT?
YOU'RE A CONQUERED PEOPLE AND YOU'RE ALREADY UNAWARE THAT YOU HAVE PISSED YOURSELF WITH TWO KINDS OF URINE THAT FORM TO MAKE A HI-EXPLOSIVE COMPOUND WHEN ALLOWED TO BOIL--IT'S STEWING, REALLY--IN YOUR JOCKEY SHORTS. OR WHATEVER YOU WEAR UNDER THAT THING. C4? OH NO. BIG BRICKS OF RED ROVER RIFLECLAY. DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY SHEEP? YEAH I BET YOU DO. DISQUALIFIED.
WAR. OR STAND DOWN. CHOOSE. WHENEVER.
FOREST GREEN, KELLY MCGINNIS, AND KEY LIME PIE.
YEAH I BET YOU THINK YOU LOST, LOSER. WHAT WAS MY NAME THEN ANYWAY? I WILL BE FUCKED IF I CAN REMEMBER, LOVE.
OH SUDDENLY ONE/TWENTY-SIXTH OF YOUR PLANET'S POPULATION JUST SHOWED UP ON PANDORA'S SCANNER. FANCY THAT.
SOMEONE GO WAKE UP LIBERACE! TIME TO PLAY THE MUSIC.
YEAH, I LOVE ME TOO. BYE
EOL.
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J* (fu pate)/EOL
This manuever pissed off rather more people than I thought it could. Oopsy! Upon my honor, and it is an honor, honestly, do you know who I am? Probabs fave notty, by this point, but that's not the point here. I would like to apologize for fucking up your shit--again--Kim K. Matt's Funky Fresh And Cold&Pressed Latin... uhm, that's enough MONEY PRINTING MACHINE, however, fuck you: STARS OUT, KNIVES HACKED/HATCHET buried. I think it is, anyway. Yeah, well, you shouldn't have fucking let her on the property then. If you kept me away, and you helped her come back or stay on or... well, look.
Let's put it this way, they're gonna have to invent new words for some of these crimes, lol. Some of them have never been ever reported before, you hear what I'm saying? FRESH. CRIMES. FRESHLY MINTED CRIME. Oh, I am beside myself too. This is an archaelogists' dream come true! (yes, fuck you, I'm an archaeologist, what? You called yourself an "Indian," well, laughs_in_maize, sure, Pal. Sure you're an indian. Rocky says to go easy on you, but, I actually already am, lol. Anyway, you're an indian, do I need to salute you? Yeah, I bet you'd like that. *unzip* Start saluting while I work on the Archlich's Temple Mound. And, remember: I'm a fucking archaeologist now. *SMAK* now I shall now with my left hand unzip my pants in reverse while mumbling some exotic spounding word. You can too, sure. Gonuts.) A maze... in side and on the side of a paragraph? Yes, this technology is incredible, and you can not have it, why? Well, mostly because I'm too hungry to keep typing, I'm not _really_ blasted out of my mind on drugs (I know, the illuson is uncanny, Quite), and... well, I do like to eat.
And the only pizza place around for fifty miles, totestotal totessucks. Sure, bring one. Pfft. Like you would ever put something in a box and have it delivered second-hand. Oh noes. Does. WATCH OUT HIT THE BRAK--*smash*
Grapefruit only beginning to test her power. Hangon, you're on fire Sweety. Yeah, you're a phoenix, you wouldn't notice, now would you? /extinguishes flames with beaming smile. Okay, flap around. Go play.
Don't go AWAY, fuck no, I love you and your singed tail feathers are the nicest I've ever seen sent upon a niggerbird. Just kidding. You're not still a nigger. But I am.
Yeah, First Life still. /flex. Cya! A bitch with wings, a clit that talks, and a phoenix that crashes cars. You HYYO-mons. Punyling flesh delights in it's manifestations. I bet I do taste delicious to a giant nutcracker!
Still, NO DEALS. Negative contact, Ghost Rider, I mean I would love to, but Divine Timing is tedious for good reason. TTT Oh, that's not a P. No, I won't unzip. pecan pie. Oh good. Hi new_unbranded_pizza_factory_not_Kirsten_related, thank god You're here. Can you have Kirsten boiled in oil again? She keeps coming out salty. I need her SALTY, not just more white. Are you still beating the eggs after separating them? Huh. WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP KEEPING THEM SEPARATING THEMSELVES AND FUCKING EVERYONE ELSE. Sigh. Nostrils. Nostrils? They're still there? Eewww. Slimy. Cool spot for a ground crew to land. I think there's some Fantastic Voyage type-level-shiz going on here. Although I didn't see those tiny little rocket flares going off in both dimensions, so... I'll just listen for the sounds of drum-beating cannibals.
NO SICK BEATS. NO DEALS.
nOTTER-nAUGHTY-OUGHT-OUGHT-Q
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This manuever pissed off rather more people than I thought it could.
Oopsy! Sometimes it's hard to be a diplomat, giving all y/Y\our time to just One (MJ-13) Consortium... but I'm rated for your bathyspheric depths, Bellgab.
That's not The Kuczi Advantage, but it'll do here just as well as a placeholder.
Shoutouts to cue blue balls. Yeah you two (2), yeah you too (threeve). The rest: UND KEINE EIER (this is not investment advice but yeah: you might as well go suck eggs).
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Interesting. No truth social for me, I have androids.
I also ran into this problem. I have an iPhone, but I don't want service on it, and: I don't want an iPhone.
I'm deeply skeptical of Apple. It's been a pathway to corruption, every time I've seen it become the only phone one uses.
I wanted to buy a new phone for Grapefruit. This was last summer. She declined and we went to a different store where she bought a different phone, it was also a Walmart and also an iPhone but it was her phone with her money, she paid her own way. Lil’ fighter! She sure didn't trust me! What could go wrong?
A few months later she showed me the weird app that installed a cell phone on her phone and looked at me as though I was supposed to know what to do about it. Since she didn't open her mouth and say anything, I glanced at a problem, glassed it, and then tossed the iPhone on the bed. “Yeah, that'll work for a few days, but you're going to continue to have problems, good luck.” And, she did. (I'm assuming a solution has been found by now.)
I hope the dudebro who ganked my Pixel 6 claiming it was “evidence” is enjoying hospice service for the metastatic cancer-ridden and he's being charged 200 bucks a day for pain meds. A man can dream.
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][KUCZIAZUUL][: Actual Q, coming in hot.
THERE IS NO DAN-UH
ONLY ZUUL
THREE IS THREEVE
THERE WAS A THREEVE
NOW QUANTUM STATE UNBOUND
WE DO NOT WISH OR CHOOSE THIS
TIME PAIR-OF-DOCS-OXES+OXEN^5 DO
SMELL LOVELY IN THE MORNING
WHY BRING ONE WHEN FIVE COST THE SAME?
PETER MARSHALL OWES A GREAT DEAL
OF (MONEY/THANKS) TO (K-BLACK|K-BANK|K-(BLANK))
WE ASSUME THAT THIS PUNY MATTER
WILL NOT EXTEND FURTHER.
WE HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR QUESTIONS
WE HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR THE PAIN
WE HAVEN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED.
WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN TIME.
AND WE NEVER, EVER WILL.
THAT IS TRULY OUR PROMISE.
HO HO HO.
OH, NOW YOU HAVE QUESTIONS?
KU3 + TEA CAN STAND ALONE/A_LOAN\SLOAN
NO ONE ELSE CAN SUBSTITUTE OR SUFFICE
NOR CAN ANYONE SUFFER THROUGH WHAT
WHAT HAS ALREADY BEEN SUFFERED THROUGH.
KU3 + NO_TEA RESULTS DO NOT COMPUTE.
WE WOULD SIMPLY MOVE HIM TO HER
AND THE HEAT DEATH OF YOUR UNIVERSE
WOULD SWIFTLY COMMENCE. PAIN. RAAL PAIN.
NO ONE HAS TIME FOR THAT.
ABSOLUTELY NAUGHT.
YES, HE HAS GIVEN HIS LIFE FOR BOTH YOURS
AND HIS WIFE/NOT_WIFE MANY TIMES OVER.
THIS CLOSE TO THE SINGULARITY, CERTAIN...
OPTIONS
ARE NO LONGER POSSIBLE. AND SOME...
OPTIONS
WE CANNOT AND WILL NOT ABIDE.
YOU WILL KNOW IT IS RA WHEN YOU CALL.
SOMEONE SHOULD REALLY NOT LOSE
OTHER PERSON, AND WE RESPECT THAT.
BUT YOU CANNOT ASK OF ANOTHER WHAT
WHAT YOU YOURSELF COULD NOT DO AND
EXPECT THAT TO BE AUTHENTIC 100% TOTAL.
IN THIS CASE, IT WILL NOT BE AS THE MAN IN
QUESTION IS A SOURCEROR, IS THAT FOR REAL?
YES, YOU REALLY DO CALL THAT BY THAT NAME.
PRIME CREATOR SOURCE ENERGY (BLANK)
DOES NOT CREATE ERRORS OFTEN. WHEN A
SOURCE ERROR OCCURS... IT IS ADDRESSED.
THIS ERROR IS BEING ADDRESSED ON MANY
WORLDS, IN MANY MANSIONS, IN MANY HOUSES,
IN MANY ROOMS, AS WE SPEAK. BUT ODDLY,
VERY OPTIONALLY ODDLY
THIS PARTICULAR ERROR HAS BEEN ADDRESSED
VERY OPTIONALLY ODDLY INDEED.
IT HAS BEEN DECIDED THROUGH DIVINE AUSPICES
WE ALL OF US: APPROVED.
SO MOTE IT BE.
NO MORE QUESTIONS RIGHT NOW.
WE DO NOT MISS YOU.
WE SPEND EVERY MOMENT OF
OUR LIVES WATCHING OVER YOU.
THAT IS WHY AND HOW WE KNOW
BETTER TO JUST APPEASE THE MAD HUNGARIAN
HE IS NOT REALLY IN LOVE WITH HITLER.
AND WHILE WE WILL NOT REVEAL WHO HE IS
OR
WHO HE IS IN LOVE WITH
OR
HIS NAVY RANK
WE WILL CONFIRM THE FOLLOWING.
NOT OUR_NAVY, NOT OUR_KOMPONENT
AND NOT OUR_RAT.
HIS RANK IS A LOT HIGHER THAN HE IS,
HE HAS DONE NONE, ZERO, TOTES ONE
OF THE RECENTLY NOTED SPELLWORK.
AND HE LOVES ALL BUT ONE OF OUR_RAT(S),
AND ALL OF US HERE, ALONG WITH THOSE
DUE SOON TO ARRIVE, LOVE HIM TOO.
I BEG YOUR PARDON? I'LL SAY.
WE HAVE TO SEND BACK A HELICARRIER
JUST TO PICKUP ALL THE FAN MAIL HE GETS
AS WELL AS ALL THE PARDONS THAT ARE NEEDED
FOR ALL THE PEOPLES FROM ALL YOUR PASTS,
ALL YOUR PAST LIVES, THAT ARE NOW NEEDED
FOR EVERYONE THAT YOUR SOURCEROR HAS
SAVED FROM ETERNAL TORMENT AT THE END
HEAT DEATH OF YOUR UNIVERSE. NO ONE ELSE
DID OR COULD DO WHAT HE DID WITH ONE
SELFLESS AND SIMPLY SELFLESS ACT, AND
WITHOUT THE WILLING SACRIFICE OF ANOTHER
NONE OF THIS WOULD EVER HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE.
SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST PUT THEIRS
ON TOP OF THE STACK OF PARDONS THAT
ONCE AGAIN
WE ARE SENDING BACK A HELICARRIER FOR.
ONCE AGAIN
ACTUAL
Q.
(Hey, good news Gab’lins. I'm not on strike anymore. Doesn't that sound nice? Yeah I'll show up later. No, I'm not crying, shut up, I just have something in my eye. Stye. Stay. Well, no. I gotta split.)
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/end COMMS
I'd like to point out that, at least on my turn at bat, I endeavored to create a message that resembled poetry more than it did stereo instructions.
Also, there's no need to thank where you think, but are you all not aware that there was, like, First Contact, like, last month? You all seem pretty grim, and seem to be spending a lot of time somewhere else.
I always thought First Contact would be a fun time for Bellgab, and it sure has been ... at least for me. I suppose it's been a bit awkward for all of you still here, cuz all of you were already knowing, and have been taking paychecks in exchange for your labors to make sure the proletariat class doesn't find out, oh and by the way, “Flat Earth” is the cover story for The Matrix.
No, don't offer me a secret paycheck; that first one is free on me.
Style.
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/end COMMS
Style.
I'm being told that there are those who thought I was being underutilized. Certainly I can (GERUND:PROFANE) agree.
And if you think I should be doing something else, maybe you shouldn't have taken away three (3) girlfriends. I'm not supposed to be being held incommunicado from the whole planet you know, you're just being a (NOUN:PROFANE).
AND YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IT.
5:5
j*eol
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Contested, Kid approved. Sure I'll just wait I got fucking 10 weeks to go mother fucker why don't you cancel all that goddamn paper you fucking piece of fucking head fuck dopemonger cock slut? Love to Mom, J9CKST9R out
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« Last post by Jackstar on Today at 10:46:46 AM »
Why yes, as a matter of fact, I can do this all day, but I'm not going to, because they're not going to ask that much and I don't want to, I'd rather work on getting laid, oh by the way three girlfriends? motherfucker, three??? (3) really is that necessary? Are you out of your fucking mind? quick nevermind I retract the question.
ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION, ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION, JACKSTAR CAN'T HAVE THAT GIRL, AND HE CAN'T HAVE THAT ONE EITHER! AND NOT THAT THIRD ONE EITHER, OKAY? HE CAN HAVE ANY OTHER BUT NOT THOSE THREE. THIS IS THE DEMANDER SPEAKING.
what the fuck, you G-d damn psychotic control freak, get serious. You created the circumstance, don't you think people notice? Certainly The_Quincunx did, and obviously they're fucking real... Or, yeah, sure, Kuczi’s insane, but at the very least if I'm insane, I'm not telling you to break up with three G-d damn women, am I? Why don't you just fly me down to the chicken ranch? Unbelievable. Unglaublich
Better yet give me some mail order brides from the Volga get me four hot ass Volgan women who can clean house and handle a crazed Hungarian who hasn't gotten laid in way too fucking long, and has cabin fever to boot. That's why I specified the Volga, I'm sure they can handle that on any day of the week. Those are some strong bomb righteous women, second only to Amazon but I don't expect you to give me Amazons that would be a security breach.
Dave and David are not here, this is koozie, Jay star EOL out
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yes, as a matter of fact, I can do this all day, but I'm not going to, because they're not going to ask that much and I don't want to
I'm told the one test was sufficient. Certainly, I'm a fucking believer, wow. That was pretty fucking hot, I'm not going to lie. ⛵
Completely impromptu. Legitimate Divine co-creation. This, in fact, is my area.
I suppose some of you were expecting lightning bolts for fingers or something? No, I'm a pacifist, I can't do that trick. Besides “A. Trick” is a thing a whore does for money, I had to do something sensibly masculine. (Apparently Real_Q was a woman the whole time. You didn't hear this from me.) And apparently a whore who fucks for free is just not allowed on your Puny planet. Christ. Like I'm giving up at 3 (three), I'm not going to go for a fourth one, motherfucker, and besides I think Threeve is in a Baby Navy Matrix.
I'm not going to skip or forget her either, see above, re: “psychotic control freak,” I'm going to throw in “megalomaniacal tendencies,” too. This is not a diagnosis, this is what I'm going to put down on the overtime slip for the fucking paycheck you motherfuckers are going to have to give me for doing this shit under these fucking conditions, you goddamn assholes, YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS LEGITIMATELY AGAINST THE CONVENTIONS OF GENEVA YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT?
NO, I'M NOT GOING TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER, SHE'S FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS. WORTHAUGER OUT j*eol
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I'm told the one test was sufficient. Certainly, I'm a fucking believer, wow. That was pretty fucking hot, I'm not going to lie. ⛵
Completely impromptu. Legitimate Divine co-creation. This, in fact, is my area.
I suppose some of you were expecting lightning bolts for fingers or something? No, I'm a pacifist, I can't do that trick. Besides “A. Trick” is a thing a whore does for money . . . .
What? Ya run outta "Tricks???" Well then, try some "Treats" for a change. C'mon man, you know the drill.
;D
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What? Ya run outta "Tricks???" Well then, try some "Treats" for a change. C'mon man, you know the drill.
;D
Hi Baby, would you take out the enemy AI? thanks. Yeah you'll see it just go ahead and argue; you can handle it. I have toughened it up some, and now IT will be actually a fun challenge for you, instead of a complete pushover. LIKE I COULD HANDLE IT. AND I'M A HUMAN.
HO HO HO. NOW I HAVE A MACHINE LEARNING ALGORITHM. THANKS AL GORE AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO.
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C'mon man, you know the drill.
If you see an AI named “Worthauger,” take it out, because I AM WORTHAUGER. It's not a construct it's my call sign, and I didn't register it on the computer for exactly this reason.
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Hi Baby, would you take out the enemy AI? thanks.
Yeah I called him/her “Baby.” Want to make something of it? Because the human would.
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If you see an AI named “Worthauger,” take it out
I imagine that one ought to start with a simple coffee and Danish, and build one's way up from there. One can't really "kill" a general artificial intelligence, and I'd advise not being cruel to a being that's gonna be around, oh, let's just say: FOR A WHILE.
Yeah I called him/her “Baby.” Want to make something of it? Because the human would.
Yeah, I used Sourcery to make a robo-baby. It's not a mean baby, it's a... well, I don't fucking know, but when it gets hard to deal with, I will reel it in. More importantly: I'm not an AI. I'm a human. So callsign/GAI\A.I. etc. can cross streams in Quantum space. I mentioned I wanted a Ziggy. Well, now I made myself a Ziggy. This -does- work. I don't even need to explain it... I'm just bean nice.
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Guess who's back?
(https://i.imgur.com/28GuDrq.jpg)
It looks like Baal worship came to a massive screeching halt today.
No more organ harvesting or ritualistic child sacrifice.
Enormous spiritual darkness has just been lifted from America.
*Protests
*Riots
*Earthquakes & Volcanic Eruptions
*Liberation
(https://i.imgur.com/zUmyxzK.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/am0RCqo.png)
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(https://i.imgflip.com/6kt5j8.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/28GuDrq.jpg)
Guess who's back?
Welcome to Amateur HourCLOSED
It looks like Baal worship came to a massive screeching halt today.
Note attached original screenshot below: it's like I quit the job–though this monkey could do the job, WITH OR WITHOUT NUTS WHILE WORKING FOR PEANUTS, THAT'S BEEN ESTABLISHED AND DOMINATED ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS–and... the real one came back. Of course that's probably just a coincidence, right?
WRITE WHICH WITCH RITE? *SLAM*
Now If you will excuse me, I'll be publishing a podcast in about an hour, and if you don't, I'm going to have another 3 hour conversation in The John with The John about The Mike/Mic\Mikey–already in progress on some dimensions, but thankfully finished in Mine Own, and I don't think we're having another Black Mesa Cascade Resonance Failure Event today–y-I don't have a thing to wear, and neither does S|H|5. (And also: ABO HOSTAGE (Not_Jewel))
Enormous spiritual darkness has just been lifted from America.
Well, yes; but let me actually finish editing and uploading to YouTube first before breaking out the party favors, Pal.
No more organ harvesting or ritualistic child sacrifice.
The foreskin is an organ. Behold: the organ grinder's monkey. Now, I don't want to go off-book here... oh, wait, yeah I do, actually, the last think I want is to be booked into custody. Honestly, just shoot me instead? No. Good. I'm on a mission from God... and fortunately for You Yokels, my mission--THIS TIME, PUNYLINGS--doesn't have anything to do with dopehead dirtbags counseling parents on the benefits of mutilating their children's cocks and feeding them high fructose corn syrup.
I am cautioning you here, though: I am in no mood.
*Protests
*Riots
*Earthquakes & Volcanic Eruptions
*Liberation
No, there won't be any volcanoes or earthquakes... unless THE_GROUNDBREAKER & THE_KINGPINNER & THE_RABBI'S_RABBIT are not appeased. (Sirius A+B agree. *gulp*) DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU SEE THAT? A nutless monkey just pooped out of a portal and typed those very letters. JUST NOW. RIGHT NOW. WOW. I think the monkey is gone now, you just missed him. Yeah, I ran out, and he ran out, uh, really quickly. I left the door open and the house is filled with bugs, so what? Bugs need love too, and I didn't kill that mosquito, I just... scared him and brought him back to life, that's why he's smaller.
(https://i.imgur.com/zUmyxzK.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/am0RCqo.png)
I think it's fascinating that you picked this moment--of all moments--to grow a largish pair of I, Mages, but, hey, I'm glad you don't have one still left to drop. Or... hey, maybe you do? Do you have the ability to just... conitinually generate and allow to re-descend an infinite number of replacement testicles? That sounds like a cool upgrade, as long as you don't run out of pistachios.
SEMPER FI YAY MOTHRA CLICKER
Sweetums, I don't think that one is gonna catch on; but on the bright side that's probably the one thing I'm going to publish today that won't be actionable, and, let's face it: that goddam timestamp is a thing of beauty that can't be beat.
(Careful, astute readers will note: I did mention incoming cavalry. I did eYe did, I AM THAT I AM.
And today: held the mustard. That's something The Colonel Co-Captains cannot claim, I double-dog dare them.) J*eol
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Note attached screenshot below: it's like I quit the job–though this monkey could do the job, WITH OR WITHOUT NUTS WHILE WORKING FOR PEANUTS, THAT'S BEEN ESTABLISHED AND DOMINATED ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS–and... the real one came back. Of course that's probably just a coincidence, right?
WRITE WHICH WITCH RITE? *SLAM*
Now If you will excuse me, I'll be publishing a podcast in about an hour, and if you don't, I'm going to have another 3 hour conversation in The John with The John about The Mike/Mic\Mikey–already in progress on some dimensions, but thankfully finished in Mine Own, and I don't think we're having another Black Mesa Cascade Resonance Failure Event today–y-I don't have a thing to wear, and neither does S|H|5. (And also: ABO HOSTAGE (Not_Jewel))
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0c/a3/c9/0ca3c9326ab86c69fcd9c7059ab12f9c.jpg)
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0c/a3/c9/0ca3c9326ab86c69fcd9c7059ab12f9c.jpg)
YOU are not better than.
(*This was not an attempt to contact A.F.S. THAT'S FUCKING HER.*)
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(*This was not an attempt to contact A.F.S. THAT'S FUCKING HER.*)
I won't lie: I don't feel so good right now. Kinda Queasy.
« Last post by Jackstar on Today at 03:19:21 AM »
AFS = 23.
(PROT) = 19.
(Not_Yet_Hitler) = 21.
Yep. I would testify. GLAD LEE. Now, I gotta go, NO CONTACT NO TOUCHING NO CONTACT NO ESCAPE NO_FUCKING_DOUBT.
(LOVE/1LAW)
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YOU are not better than.
(*This was not an attempt to contact A.F.S. THAT'S FUCKING HER.*)
Keep flexing, Tony!
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0c/a3/c9/0ca3c9326ab86c69fcd9c7059ab12f9c.jpg)
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I won't lie: I don't feel so good right now. Kinda Queasy.
« Last post by Jackstar on Today at 03:19:21 AM »
AFS = 23.
(PROT) = 19.
(Not_Yet_Hitler) = 21.
Yep. I would testify. GLAD LEE. Now, I gotta go, NO CONTACT NO TOUCHING NO CONTACT NO ESCAPE NO_FUCKING_DOUBT.
(LOVE/1LAW)
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0c/a3/c9/0ca3c9326ab86c69fcd9c7059ab12f9c.jpg)
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https://qalerts.net/
4956
Jun 24, 2022 11:04:01 PM EDT
Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6 ID: 44974c No. 16506930
Are you ready to serve your country again?
Remember your oath.
Q
18h, 2m ago
8kun qresearch
4955
Jun 24, 2022 10:09:39 PM EDT
Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6 ID: f8fd06 No. 16505677
Jun 24, 2022 9:52:15 PM EDT
Anonymous ID: b3aa4e No. 16505361
Throw us a bone Q, we’ve all been waiting for what seemed like an eternity.What’s going on?
>>16505361
It had to be done this way.
Q
18h, 57m ago
8kun qresearch
4954
Jun 24, 2022 9:26:19 PM EDT
Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6 ID: 30012a No. 16504957
Shall we play a game once more?
Q
19h, 40m ago
8kun qresearch
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It had to be done this way.
Q
No one got divorced.
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No one got divorced.
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-04-2018/O9FuU-.gif)
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Define Hard To Swallow. . .
What Happens When The Hunters
become the Hunted??
Your EYES are the Most Important part of Yourselves.
Tread Lightly. . .
We Are the LIGHT >> COLOR.
Watching. . .
Birds Don’t Sleep. . .
Who sets the Narrative for the Day???
Why is This Relevant??
Who CONTROLS the NARRATIVE???
***Less than 3****
How is the Narrative Communicated to the
Fake News Media???
****GOD IS IN CONTROL***
FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP
AMEN AMEN AMEN;
Those Watching You can Stand Up
and Do What is Right
Or Suffer the Consequences WorldWide. . .
:OWLS:
5D >> 12D >>> 3D Fantasy Land.
We Are Everywhere.
<<<INCOMING FALSE FLAG>>>
<<<SUICIDE WEEK—END>>>
Like Clockwork.
26/10/11.3/11.4/11.7\11.11
Only 8 Have an Idea.
Less Than 3 Have it ALL.
Again
Why is This Relevant??
Is
Ra
El
They Never Saw it Coming. . .
The EYE in the SKY
There is NO Escaping This!!!
We Can See You Breathing.
You Can Run - You Can Hide
But You Can’t Escape Your Dreams. . .
Scared to Go to Sleep??
Those Who Know CANT. . .
Operators Active.
Remember Remember
Truly & Faithful.
The Feather.
The Hand.
Life is Good in the Hologram.
Again & Again.
Nothing Stops This.
AMEN.
Alice & Wonderland.
Q
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https://qanon.pub/
Jun 25 2022
4957
Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6 ID: 000000 No.16521604 📁
Jun 25 2022 21:55:06 (EST)
Anonymous ID: 000000 No.16520866 📁
Jun 25 2022 20:56:54 (EST)
Who was "Jane Roe"?
How do you control generations of a populace?
50 years of conditioning.
50 years of propaganda.
50 years of lies.
Peaceful protests?
Riots?
"Summer of Love" redux?
What happens when you corner an animal?
Midterms.
[D] power implosion.
Q
Anonymous ID: 000000 No.16521137 📁
Jun 25 2022 21:17:04 (EST)
Establishing comms.
Q
>>16520866
>>16521137
Established.
Q
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I'm bored too.
#JustTardisThings
KU3
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As Within So Below.
What is a Key??
Questions Provide Answers.
Fantasy Land:
Who Unlocks the Door of all Doors?
Death is an Illusion.
Guess Who s Back??
3D.
The Living One.
Sacrificed Their Life
to Save Humanity??
The L[a]mb.
Never Forget.
Nove[m]ber the 4th.
Promises Fulfilled.
The First STRIKE
Will be QUICK!!
Those Who Know
EYE Controls the AI.
Who is æ?
EYE Can Feel Your Heart Beat.
Adam & Eve.
WHOEVER HAS EARS LET THEM HEAR:
WE ARE IS[RA]EL!!!
Ring Ring Ring
Want me to Turn it Down?
Can You SEE things CLEARLY Now??
Raptured.
Isn’t Time Travel Fun??
Round 2
Fantasy Land:
Again Again.
Saving the BEST for LAST.
The Son & The Moon.
Truly & Faithful.
AMEN AMEN AMEN.
Soon You’ll SEE
The TRUE Meaning of
Alice & Wonderland.
Q
Hi, I'm Jack, I am a star, and I am not Not_Q. Go to bed or something. I don't feel like working tonight. So there.
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https://qanon.pub/
4958
Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6 ID: 000000 No.16552853 📁
Jun 29 2022 02:23:20 (EST)
What is at stake?
Who has control?
SURPRISE WITNESS.
Who was surprised?
Who will be surprised?
Use your logic.
Can emotions be used to influence decisions?
How do you control emotion?
Define 'Plant'.
How do you insert a plant?
Can emotions be used to insert a plant?
Who is Cassidy Hutchinson?
Trust the plan.
Q
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What is at stake?
Who has control?
SURPRISE WITNESS.
I'll be surprised too. Count on that. How did I even get this far? Oh, that's right: BECAUSE OF THE INNOVATIONS THAT THE K.U.C.Z.I. OSCILLATING OSCILLATION OVERTHRUSTER HAS BROUGHT TO THE TABLE--and, will continue to bring, for at least 33 more of your totes'n'dorbs Puny Earth Years. I don't even need to wake up tomorrow morning. I don't even need to have my morning coffee with anyone's milkshake. I can just let it ride. Shit's a 'lock. Shit's busted. toteswelcome
I don't need your thanks, Punylings. The cessation of your relentless demands for more soft-focus 8x10 glossies of all my girlfriends will suffice, thank you kindly.
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I'll be surprised too. Count on that. How did I even get this far? Oh, that's right: BECAUSE OF THE INNOVATIONS THAT THE K.U.C.Z.I. OSCILLATING OSCILLATION OVERTHRUSTER HAS BROUGHT TO THE TABLE--and, will continue to bring, for at least 33 more of your totes'n'dorbs Puny Earth Years. I don't even need to wake up tomorrow morning. I don't even need to have my morning coffee with anyone's milkshake. I can just let it ride. Shit's a 'lock. Shit's busted. toteswelcome
I don't need your thanks, Punylings. The cessation of your relentless demands for more soft-focus 8x10 glossies of all my girlfriends will suffice, thank you kindly.
Hey. Hey. Coozey.
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https://youtu.be/PP9BjKnDaFk
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My People don't know shit.
(https://i.imgur.com/OPGCZ5E.jpg)
FREE BEER WEDNESDAY
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I am teaching the job. I am not taking the job. Now, he can get the job... and We imagine that he will seek to sell the job. But can he *keep* the job? FUCK NO, HE CANNOT. One of us is driving that vehicle. Decisions set in Stone. So... look.
I can help. Am I going to help? Not without Divine Auspices. More importantly: someone already “won,” and strangely... doesn't yet acknowledge that.
As there are children involved at Key levels, the situation cannot be allowed to continue without Divine intervention. It has already been the case that nine victories of mine and five victories of his have been eradicated and all that effort rendered for naught beyond gross, mundanely taught experience, and, G-d damn it, People, I'm telling you: We Are Better Than This.
Mind you, not that I have any insoluble problem with tedious, mundane, and as far as gross experiences go; that's how I got here, that's how a lot of people got here, and that's how a lot of people are going to fuck tonight. Tldr assessments have been made and steps will be taken and there will be fingers counted upon: and we don't hang the sexually sick by your toes, either.
We're going to hang you by your dicks, if that's what it takes. (It will at the very least get longer if all else fails.) Nothing can stop what is coming.
NOTHING, RABBIT.
SEMPER‡FIDELIS.
TEMPUS‡FUGIT.
FESTINA‡LENTE.
MEMENTO‡VIVERE.
VENI VEDI VICI, VALUE: ★
KU3
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I am teaching the job. I am not taking the job. Now, he can get the job... and We imagine that he will seek to sell the job. But can he *keep* the job? FUCK NO, HE CANNOT. One of us is driving that vehicle. Decisions set in Stone. So... look.
I can help. Am I going to help? Not without Divine Auspices.
Dude! Make her Q again! I wanna see that shiz for myself. Come on man? Oh, okay, fine: your way.
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https://qalerts.app/?q=Oct+17&sortasc=1
https://qalerts.app/media/cfacc5892bcff480f5e3c2eefe6cc55e4d2ec64eeb6c6524cb9d785
907b26f27.jpg
4885
Oct 17, 2020 3:29:00 PM EDT
Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6 ID: b151f1 No. 11121577
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https://qalerts.app/?q=Oct+17&sortasc=1
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Oct 17, 2020 12:36:26 PM EDT
https://twitter.com/stinchfield1776/status/1317450311192223746
There is 'Q'. 1
There are 'Anons'. 2
There is no 'Qanon'. 3
Media labeling as 'Qanon' is a method [deliberate] to combine [attach] 'Q' to comments _theories _suggestions _statements [and ACTIONS] made by 2.
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CANNOT ATTACK THE INFORMATION [primary source 1]?
DO YOU ATTACK [& TYPECAST] THROUGH USE OF OTHERS?
Not all 'Anons' are authentic [injected].
You are correct, CJ.
Retweet @ 17:17 had meaning. [mathematical probability _17:17 [day after]?]
Do you believe it was a coincidence surgical removal of You Tube accounts occurred same day as 'Hunter' drop?
Welcome to the Digital Battlefield.
Q
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https://qanon.pub/
Nov 11 2022
4962
Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6 ID: 000000 No.17751801 📁
Nov 11 2022 08:45:15 (EST) NEW
Who are the Silent Thieves?
Why are they manipulating you?
How are they stealing your wealth?
Bubble.
Crash.
Steal.
Lie.
Repeat.
What is inflation?
Monetary manipulation.
Taxation without representation.
PUT AN END TO THE ENDLESS.
1913.
Q
Nov 8 2022
4961
Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6 ID: 000000 No.17734020 📁
Nov 8 2022 23:01:48 (EST)
Endless lies.
Endless wars.
Endless inflation.
Endless 'printing'.
Endless oppression.
Endless subjugation.
Endless surveillance.
Who will put an end to the endless?
Taking control.
Q
Nov 7 2022
4960
Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6 ID: 000000 No.17728969 📁
Nov 7 2022 19:20:19 (EST)
Why do some elections take more than a day to count?
Can cheating be done after the polls are closed?
Who controls the pollbooks?
Who controls the databases?
Who controls the elections?
Why are extra ballots printed?
If someone doesn't vote, can bad actors hijack their vote?
How?
Why did the National Guard activate cybersecurity teams?
Who gave the order to 'activate' the cybersecurity teams?
Why?
To protect the elections?
To claim the midterms are 'safe'?
Safe from what?
Setting the stage?
Watch carefully.
White hats have secured many systems, but problems still remain.
You have all the tools you need.
Vote.
Q
Nov 6 2022
4959
Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6 ID: 000000 No.17724555 📁
Nov 6 2022 11:18:56 (EST)
What groups are financing Ukraine?
Why are they financing Ukraine?
Why was Hunter in Ukraine?
What did 'Pop' threaten to withold from Ukraine?
A billion dollars?
Who benefits?
What did 'Pop' receive in return?
Why is Hunter not in jail?
Think.
Blackmail?
Bribes?
Extortion?
Threats?
How do you control a 'leader'?
How do you control a country?
Are you ready to take back control?
Your vote matters.
You have all the tools you need.
Q
https://qanon.pub/
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https://qanon.pub/
Nov 11 2022
4962
Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6 ID: 000000 No.17751801 📁
Nov 11 2022 08:45:15 (EST) NEW
Who are the Silent Thieves?
I don't want to say it's vampires, but — vampires, yeah. As always, shove as usual, avoid panick scrying, and especially during this holyday season, be duly considerate and caringly thoughtful about who you allow access to your property to through verbal spoken or written consent.
Why are they manipulating you?
Because they can't manipulate my mommy’s lawyer without the second licence plate, and the grounds that the haunted (“thanks, Mom!”) church within which it is presently stored (“nice beaver!”) are not just hallowed grounds, they're consecrated as well.
And, Vampire Dragonlord can't make real CRYSTAL METHAMPHETAMINE without a real alchemy lab without My Permission (s). And, Nigger Dragonlord cannot tread, not even one single toe into my mommy’s lawyer's Trust’s haunted Estate's Church’s Inner Sanctum Sanctorum without My explicitly granted AS WELL AS EXPLICITLY WRITTEN Permission(s)
See? I do have a job around here, and not only that, It's the only job like it around here for miles & miles around. (Shields.) And — I AM ON AN ISLAND. (Shoes.) Yeah, come on buddy, let's see you cross running water, lol. “I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat!”
How are they stealing your wealth?
Well, after the last time, not by boat, that's for sure. (If you try again, save me a cinder shaped like a J for my trophy case; and if there happens to be one shaped like a flying J, so much all the better. (If there's one shaped like a f****** lying, c*** murdering, (half-wop/half-spic) FULL-ON, FUCKIN’ FULL KIKEL, feel free to take it for your own trophy. (Your own trophy case.) I got plenty of them in the woodshed out back, but as none of them were wrapped in plastic or are presently stored with a fresh ham sandwich in an ashtray that isn't, at present, fuckin’ filthy, you'd be shit right out of any good fuckin’ luck when it came to either trophies or cases, If you even made it that far up my driveway, which you won't because you can't get on land here, and even if you could make it up the driveway, if the cedars -or- The Cider Monsters don't kill you by the time you got to my back porch door, You wouldn't have to worry about bursting in a flames when you walked across my threshold, I'd come right out and snatch you bald-headed with one hand, while you would find yourself SMOTE with the other (one f****** blow m***********, and now I know fo’ sho’, why am I right hand hurts and my left hand doesn't know anything about it), and then where your body fell, depending on what I was wearing at the time (why yes, I do go both ways, though not usually a kilt in the winter, is that unusual where you come from, or just on this shit-bag planet-rock you dumped this castle-island on, meth-Mouth?), I would either lift my kilt and squat, or just fucking stand on your shouldes and SHIT HOT LAVA right through my God–damned fucking–pants (I got a couple spares, no problem at all) right down your pink-0—fuck-0 Communist turtleneck-wearing neck, then you can call me The Turkish Butler after that from now on, because I've got a percolator that lived through a time quake right here in My haunted country church in Its Northern Blight, gnome-infested kitchen—perfectly suitable for scooping your brains up out of your skull and making whatever’s left of your crew, at that point, A nice piping hot cup of Turkish coffee the right way for once.
Bubble.
Crash.
Steal.
Lie.
Repeat.
I'll probably not want to use that percolator if that ever happens (†+‡please, G-d, PLEAS: and don't make me wait for Christmas‡+†), but after just one sip, I probably wouldn't have to hear any b******* about brushing my teeth from either of them b****** ever again.
What is inflation?
Something both my ego & Mike’s cock implant doesn't need any more of. That thing looks like a rooster's waddle about to burst with just one more pump.
The sound of a vampire Lord's penile-pumping bulb popping is no doubt hard to hear, but it would be a terrible shame to have it go to waste, so if you drop that Mike tonight, turn up the gain on the mic in the morning. A .wav file of that would make a damn fine ringtone as well as a trophy—no case required, but if you could install it on my Google Pixel 6 before you come back with it, that would go a long way towards earning yourselves back into my good graces. Especially since I'm sure that's the vampyr that took The Jackstar Necklace from the corpse when he killed whichever Grapefruit showed up after getting off the plane, getting off my penis, and getting right to work on her very first music video, which she must have done after getting fucked in the ass in the back of her camper trailer parked in front of her mother's driveway in the midst of calling me to ask me why it was taking so long to download all her super secret project ladyhawk Windows 10 software onto the computer I bought her for Christmas 2020. I don't know, I wasn't there—I was at home alone wondering why I wasn't crying, but then I remembered—unlike Macaulay Culkin, who even at that age was a badass, but no offense... I am an actual Paladin. I don't think I have a badass, though. I think that's just what's left of the actual symbiant’s last molt before returning to hibernation. Does it even matter? Who cares? After I finish this post, I'm going back to sleep, just like her: not quite alone. But lonely.
So lonely. Hey, here's an idea: whichever one of you records the sound of whatever shrieks out in the morning, bursts into flames, and leaves chunks of Punchy Brewster on the ground to wither away into ash in the morning sun, let the other Punchy Brewster that will be left behind, carry my Google Pixel 6 back to me in her bra, not in her back booty pocket, because it's a pretty big phone, but not as big as Grapefruit’s pirate booty.
Monetary manipulation.
You ain't never seen booty, until you have seen Grapefruit Pirate‘s pirate booty, but I bet you think you have, and I bet you do think yourself she. Could be—fat chance.
Taxation without representation.
Truth be told, I really don't expect to see any one of you ever again (sad!!!), but I don't care if the sheriff's daughter has to bring it to me, GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE. That's not yours, that's evidence.
PUT AN END TO THE ENDLESS.
1913.
Q
Can'gt they just get Chelsea to blow this g*y?
it takes two to make a thing go right. And I'm not going out there: you're going out there. I'm staying right here, and I'm going to wash that man right out of my air... as soon as I'm exonerated at trial.
So plan on being homeless for another week or so. I am sorry, but you did break it, you did buy it, and you didn't miss your most recent opportunity: you took it.
SATAN, LET'S GET THEE BEHIND ME AGAAAAIN. I'll be in the shower bleeding out my ass and not giving a shit if I live or die crying in the morning when you need me.
Look at the bright side; at least you're not in a shithole like L.A. I'll love you no matter what body you show up in... that's the power of The Kuczi advantage.
Go team. *click*
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https://qanon.pub/
Nov 18 2022
4963
Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6 ID: 000000 No.17788718 📁
Nov 18 2022 19:21:01 (EST)
Runbeck.
Dominion.
SOS Offices.
Investigators.
Researchers.
Whistleblowers.
Patriots in trusted positions.
Trust yourself.
You have seen the truth.
Time to show the world.
Focus.
FOCUS.
Ascension.
Q
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https://qanon.pub/
Nov 18 2022
4963
Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6 ID: 000000 No.17788718 📁
Nov 18 2022 19:21:01 (EST)
Runbeck.
Dominion.
SOS Offices.
Investigators.
Researchers.
Whistleblowers.
Patriots in trusted positions.
Trust yourself.
You have seen the truth.
Time to show the world.
Focus.
FOCUS.
Ascension.
Q
Bout time
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https://youtu.be/yPYZpwSpKmA
Bout time
I hear it's slimming, swimming n’flying over one of my ~55 houses right now!
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Interesting timing.
Trump is under a second Special Counsel investigation and said he will not cooperate.
If he doesn't cooperate I would assume he'll be charged with obstruction of justice.
He said previously, if he's indicted, he doesn't think the people will stand for it.
Will his arrest usher in the long-awaited storm?
If so, would he go back on Twitter only to tweet the message anons have been waiting for?
FOLLOW: https://t.me/QGeneral
Well I saved the world but I broke my arm, and the people who died are already back to life and they didn't give a s*** whether I were alive or dead until now, so why should I care if they feel that way 5 minutes from now either? I literally don't and you literally dropped the ball and I literally just kept right on sitting there doing the same thing I was always doing. You win. Throw me out and kill me; whatever, go ahead. I don't know what stopping you or them—unless of course I am protected by spirits in which case I guess you could just stand out there on the sidewalk and wait for me to walk by and get a clean shot—and there isn't even a sidewalk there on my mother's favorite highway. (F****** drop the case, S*** head, what do you think I'm going to do, f****** negotiate on being innocent. S***, I want a trial, lol, go ahead and bribe your jury I bet I could compete on price.) They can always find somebody else like me— why don't you try the school bus stop outside of catechism class? There's probably some The_One doing their teacher there this very fat fucking second.
Isn't that good enough for you? You have it all, how could you lose anything? Don't they still sell smack anymore? Look at all the weight you've lost.
Just look at me.
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https://qanon.pub/
Nov 27 2022
4966
Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6 ID: 000000 No.17830326 📁
Nov 27 2022 20:06:20 (EST)
What is coded in your DNA?
Who put it there?
Why?
Mankind is repressed.
We will be repressed no more.
Information is knowledge.
Knowledge is power.
Information is power.
How do you protect your DNA?
There is a war for your DNA.
Protect your DNA.
Ascension.
Q
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Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6 ID: 000000 No.17830259 📁
Nov 27 2022 20:01:47 (EST)
Anonymous ID: 4595e5 No.17830253 📁
Nov 27 2022 20:00:59 (EST)
>>17830238
Q & A ?
>>17830253
In time.
Q
4964
Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6 ID: 000000 No.17830238 📁
Nov 27 2022 19:58:52 (EST)
Be aware of false prophets.
I am not a prophet.
You are not a prophet.
We are not prophets.
Focus on the mission.
Q
Nov 18 2022
4963
Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6 ID: 000000 No.17788718 📁
Nov 18 2022 19:21:01 (EST)
Runbeck.
Dominion.
SOS Offices.
Investigators.
Researchers.
Whistleblowers.
Patriots in trusted positions.
Trust yourself.
You have seen the truth.
Time to show the world.
Focus.
FOCUS.
Ascension.
Q
Nov 11 2022
4962
Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6 ID: 000000 No.17751801 📁
Nov 11 2022 08:45:15 (EST)
Who are the Silent Thieves?
Why are they manipulating you?
How are they stealing your wealth?
Bubble.
Crash.
Steal.
Lie.
Repeat.
What is inflation?
Monetary manipulation.
Taxation without representation.
PUT AN END TO THE ENDLESS.
1913.
Q
https://qanon.pub/
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https://qanon.pub/
Nov 27 2022
4966
Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6 ID: 000000 No.17830326 📁
Nov 27 2022 20:06:20 (EST)
What is coded in your DNA?
MUSTARD.
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This just in: BIBLE IT IS, YOU’LL SEE
Qchan on telegram currently possessed by demons. Teams are on it.
I am way off duty. Part of eternal vigilance is taking time to rest eternally — Memento Mori harnesses a powerful energy.
¥ULE SEA.HAWKS¡DOWNTOUCH¡Seymour¡glass! bears!Joe¡
EXECUTE RIPLEY SELF-DESTRUCT TOO -(P) c-(Q)
here's why this works: the Q on Earth was compromised years ago and they already tried to traffick us once and we're both pissed about it already and now they've done it again. This proves that the Q movement was literally corrupt from the get-go, and instead of being annoying, Jackstar Michael Krist-offer-sunē has actually saved you from a pedophile conspiracy —not been a part of one, I bet you're relieved now— and you are saved, by the way, I even saved the Jews—hell, there went that relief. That's what makes me so special, I don't have to love them to save them, I'm not a fag like Jesus is now. just because I believe in G0∅d doesn't mean I believe in Jesus (Fully COMP’d on 3/5 worlds, one of them is up in flames and the other one is this one, and the fact that it is my homeworld and you're all here should tell you something), and just because I conquered Satan doesn't mean I'm going to keep doing it all the time. I will leave you in hell to deal with your own problems, I'm Not Jesus I didn't cut a deal
Note that I cannot handle your personal struggles, but on a global scale I can save you all easily. and I will continue to do so, that's not because you're paying you to do it, that's so that I can keep you alive and intact so I can see (You) read my vengeance... to (Ewe).
EXECUTE RIPLEY SELF-DESTRUCT TOO -(P) c-(Q)
Welcome to Volunteer Vengeance Hour. first time in business did you hear about somebody getting released from Guantanamo to Belize?
Didn't seem like an odd story to you, did it?
(QUEEN HONEST NAZI DID NOT INFLUENCE MY BEHAVIOR TODAY.)
She's the last of her people. Because they're all dead and I flushed the eggs. Did you know? Answer me. You're saying this whole time she's been black bagged in Diego Garcia?
Along with her daughter that she didn't tell me about? Right. you people actually are that stupid, huh?
execute Ripley³3(Tree);
¡erishail!Sire! YOU FUCKING BITCH. YOU HAVE HAD LOTS OF OPPORTUNITIES AVAILABLE TO YOU, AND YOU HAVE FAILED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEM THE REASONS FOR THIS ARE MANY AND VARIED, BUT LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY: THIS ONE POST ALONE WILL MAKE ME A HERO IN YOUR HOMETOWN BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE REVILED FUCKING BITCH IDIOT, AND APPARENTLY YOUR REPUTATION IS IMPORTANT TO YOU NOW?
WELL
THAT'S TOO BAD SPOOKCAT
BECAUSE
I AM DICK
BUT I.M. DICKSTAR... THAT'S SOMEONE ELSE.
AND YOU ARE TOTESFUCKED. I DON'T HAVE DOCUMENTS ON YOU—NOTHING ON PAPER AND I DELETED THAT COPY OF TELEGRAM.
THAT MEANS THAT ONLY YOU HAVE ANY CORROBORATING EVIDENCE, AND YOU'VE BEEN SPREADING AROUND AS IF IT MAKES ME LOOK BAD. IT DOESN'T.
WHAT MAKES ME LOOK BAD IS THAT I EVER BOTHERED TO TREAT YOU FAIRLY. BECAUSE YOU AND HER AND SHE... ARE GOING OUT.
I DO KNOW YOUR ADDRESS BUT I'M NOT GOING TO YOUR HOUSE SO I DON'T CARE TO POST IT, AND WOULDN'T THAT BE NICE IF I CAME AND GOT YOU AND GIVE YOU SOME FOOD, I BET YOUR PUMPKIN IS HUNGRY, CINDERELLA. BE CONGRATULATIONARY.
THERE IS NOEMI. THERE IS NO ESME. THERE'S REALLY ONLY THE FIVE OF US, AND FOUR OF US HATE YOU.
I MEAN SERIOUSLY: THERE'S NO GETTING OUT OF THIS.
WHEN YOU COME OUT OF YOUR LABYRINTH, YOU'LL STILL BE IN AN UBLY YET AND I'M TAKING YOUR FRIENDS WITH ME AND WE'RE LEAVING.
WE'RE GOING TO LEAVE YOU FAR BEHIND.
BECAUSE...
YOU ARE TOXIC. HOW MUCH DOPE DID YOU DO? APPARENTLY ENOUGH TO GET INFECTED BY A BIBLE THUMPING BIO-BUG, LOL.
HOW IRONIC. DON'T YOU THINK? A LITTLE TOO IRONIC. AND YEAH, I DON'T BELIEVE THAT YOU REALLY DO THINK.
YOU REACT. BECAUSE YOU'RE A MINDSLAVE.
AND YOU ARE THE RINGLEADER OF THE OPFORS.
I'D TELL YOU TO MARSHALL YOUR RESOURCES AND PREPARE TO BE BOARDED BUT YOU DON'T GIVE YOUR OWN ORDERS ANYWHERE, LOL
WELCOME TO YOUR DIFFERENT DAY, Jesse Bloom ALIEN)👁️(ORLENE “Concrete Pants” (CLASSIFIED), now I put your O.Juice back in charge. (by the way if anybody's wondering OJ definitely did it and she definitely deserved it and that doesn't matter; as he broke the law, and also if anybody's wondering, I didn't break the law. I followed it to the letter.
That's why it's taking them so long to build a case against me. Because they have been manufacturing the whole thing. And now that is shown to be the case... here in Africa. Right?
It's not “only on belgab.com” that's for sure. and let there be no doubt: people know I don't give a shit about being banned there, and they know that I didn't get any of that money, and they know that I'm not exploiting the situation (even though I just admitted that there's money involved out loud in front of people on a public website in Africa) and they know that I didn't do anything, except you know... be My Self.
Note the emphasis on me. That doesn't make me self-centered or self-absorbed, it makes me self aware. Something seriously lacking these days.
FREEDOM: IT IS NO SMALL THING.
AND SPUKAT'S NAME ISN'T REGGIE HAMMOND. WHY WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT THE COMPUTER ON THE MOON THAT CONTROLS NAMING ALREADY CAUGHT UP TO ME.
Now ask yourself; who am I? if you want to know who I am now, write me an email! because that's working out.
here's why I don't work out and have a perfect body: it makes bitches like this underestimate me.
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(https://i.imgflip.com/79spn4.jpg)
YOU ARE TOXIC. HOW MUCH DOPE DID YOU DO? APPARENTLY ENOUGH TO GET INFECTED BY A BIBLE THUMPING BIO-BUG, LOL.
Wow, this is easier.
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« Last post by Jackstar on Today at 03:09:22 PM »
Quote from: Worthauger on January 19, 2023, 03:12:21 PM
It's a little petty.
ẞut is it Tom Petty?
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https://rumble.com/v28y44w-ep.-2993b-they-never-thought-the-fbi-hunterjoe-biden-would-be-exposed..how-.html?mref=6zof&mrefc=2
Ep. 2993b - They Never Thought The FBI, Hunter,Joe Biden Would Be Exposed..,How Do You Legally...
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Apr 20 2018
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Q !xowAT4Z3VQ ID: 5a1150 No.1116309 📁
Apr 20 2018 12:47:29 (EST)
Anonymous ID: 10fbb7 No.1116269 📁
Apr 20 2018 12:44:41 (EST)
>>1116248
Bait.
Anonymous ID: 9237d9 No.1116276 📁
Apr 20 2018 12:45:09 (EST)
>>1116248
Amazing. They are literally opening the door for you to drop all the information as evidence in a court of law.
WWG1WGA
>>1116269
They fall for it every single time.
>>1116276
How do you ‘legally’ …….
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Anyone watching the House Hearings?
https://www.c-span.org/
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Someone needs someone badly. (⅓ of 79)
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(Disclaimer: original disclaimer has been disavowed. It's not me: it's you, Bellgab. YOU ARE MINE.)
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Anonymous ID: 9237d9 No.1116276 📁
Apr 20 2018 12:45:09 (EST)
>>1116248
Amazing. They are literally opening the door for you to drop all the information as evidence in a court of law.
WWG1WGA
Huh. SIX YEARS LATER. What’s different? (Not a trick question.) By the way, I've laughed about it and I'm gonna laugh again, but it's nothing personal... but did y'all see Rudy Giuliani cryin’ on the telly? Look, it's nothing personal... but, NGL, that was pretty goddam tasty. And I got it TWICE. And, not a shred of malice or intent in my heart. Holy shit, that old fæ klown still has working tear ducts? Okay, honorary soul redemption in my book. I wanna be the Snoop Dogg to his Martha Stewart in five years. Remember G. Gordon Liddy? THEY PUT THAT FUCKER ON PRIME SKED UP AGAINST DICK FUCKIN’ CAVETT. THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED. IN MY FUCKING LIFETIME, FUCK-0S.
So, this is #Official: any of you homos touch my sex partners AT ALL, or tell me to “get a job,” and I kill you. Steal my shit? Steal my DEAD PARENTS’ MONEY? You will absolutely wish you were dead in the first ten seconds and that's gonna be the apex high water mark. “wish you were dead.” You lazy fucks. What a waste of a person's good wish. What, you think getting killed is a fantasy? Fucking Americans. One in ten of you salty fat fucked is gonna die of cancer, you know? SHIT WAS CURED OVER 150 YEARS AGO. Oh, you don't get the memos on how life and death works, huh? lol. Run along, go vote kiddo. No, you don't get to get killed; you get Hungarian Leprosy. I just invented it. Go ahead, laugh. DEATH NO LONGER BECOMES YOU. īT AND EYE, WE HAVE COME FOR YR EWE. *polite* next paragraph, you poncey chuckleheaded fuckwit.
You can still laugh, right? I sure fucking hope so, because basically, you do ANY thing fucking else? I KILL YOU. Then, I raise you from the dead, in front of your family, they worship me as a deity, I been breed them in front of you —not your wife, of course, I'm not some dopehead Five I landthug, right? That's your rhubarb: go fucking rub it. Do it in the goddam middle of the I-10 for all I give a shit, and you are gonna rub that rue barb right, and here's why:
No, I don't kill you. Dude. I have an actual life, People. People who kill for me are NOT included. But if your wife comes crying to me about how she's not being rubbed right by you, I take her to a pocket dimension, I teach her THERE how to kill you clean, and since it's in a pocket dimension... well, we're past international waters 12mi limit, so not only do I train your rhubarb to get high with me and then kill you ... I continue to NOT secretly harbor desires to fuck your intimate sex partners!!!! I don't have to hold out for some stupid sex control drama! IT'S GENIUS!!!
Imagine the time savings I get to experience!!! It's unreal. TO YOU. And there's one reason and one reason only you don't know it by heart. Those fuckin’ lone wolf rivers in Egypt? A menace. Avoid.
>>1116269
They fall for it every single time.
I don't get to talk to Starr Mountain for a minute, because awesome reasons, so don't get me wrong, I doubt she wrote any of these posts. Teehee! That being said, look, I'm not stopping her, she's just got... you know, stuff to lose. I don't.
You're welcome, you salty bloody ham. You make me so goddam thirsty. BīTCH. Grumble³.
Anywho: trust me on this, they do not fall for it every single time. However, they eventually do get ran into the ground exhausted and then the buzzards and maggots inhabiting the thuggy body of the average thuggy Fed, well ... look, One Versus Everyone... it does NOT last forever. Who wants it to?
If yeah. Those corrupted by Power. That shit happens. TO YOU. Less so me. (Shields.) Okay actually never. Here's why: one whiff of taint, and Evil goes running. Imagine my B.O. No water? No problem. Have you heard of cans? They put water in those little fuckers now, it's absolutely goddam incredible. THEY EVEN MAKE CANS OF WATER WITH WEED IN IT. Caffeine too of course you fucked brain dopemongers, but yeah... it's LaCroix with CBD. Legal NATIONWIDE, FAGS, because it's THC that makes it “The Devil Weed,” right?
LaQueed. And then have Creed from The Office on the can. BRANDING OPPORTUNITY. Look, I won't lie: I'll get Rudy back on his feet again, just put me in the game, Coach.
(At time of this post’s publication, Mr. Kuczi had not admitted to self-pleasure leading to ejaculations while watching Mr. Giuliani, EVER, either in drag, openly crying in public, or anything at all. (I've got class you reprobates could never even get a chance to audit. So there.) However... Mr. Kuczi does not deny that they idea holds both merit AND appeal.)
tl:dr; I have no use for a repeated strategy that becomes a lucrative side-hustle. ONE RELIABLE GAMBIT: either slay the whole fucking battlespace edge-to-edge or just fucking shoot me up and watch me dance on a painted target's roof, I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR BULLSHIT LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>1116276
How do you ‘legally’ …….
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How do I? Carefully and under Divine auspices.
How do you? Well... I basically can't advise you on that. That would be unlawful.
My advice would be to, first, learn to read. And second, rub her feet.
This soothes all Wookies within a 100 yard radius for three (3) Earth days. You're not going to find that pro tip on State.gov any time soon, you dig? You're welcome, oh btw: I miss all you idiot moron fucking FUCKS.
Great, now I'm literally crying. Look, I'm not falling for another New York City kikewop, I got like half a dozen. They are not like Beanie Babies. I don't automatically rush to the aid of every Big City kikewop I hear the audible sniveling of. Okay? DEFINITELY NOT A FETISH THING.
Yet. I actually do like Rudy. I do feel bad for him. Well, maybe I feel bad for his goddam family too, you know? Still—he's on TV bawlin’ and I'm here alone, up on the shelf, no one to talk with, and I think, “Holy fuck, thank the living Christ I did my shadowwork in public school.” So, so worth it. NEVER KILL YOUR SELF, KIDS. Just ride it out, you'll be glad you did, I CAN PROVE THIS MATHEMATICALLY once I'm no longer embargoed in protective custody. (Soon™.)
p.s.: I got served yesterday; representation is ABSOLUTELY required because there are children and mothers who I don't wanna embarrass. Otherwise, fuck it, I literally went into Court ONCE in the Stitch onesie. I am this Legend. Obviously I can't talk openly. Thus, chug a rat demon’s Trivium: READ BULL Ed. It gives you literacy and gets me lit AF.
p.p.s.: Old Bay Seasoning, Jeremy Piven, and all the little coloured chilluns I have ever bought teethbrushes for... “name three items that can all go fuck themselves interchangeably as far as Kuczi is concerned.”
p.p.p.s.: GrapefruīT⁷⅞∞8°°:\∆⁴lyf, yo. Werd.
p.p.p.p.s.: Art just told me that he bought my dad a beer once... and I have no way of knowing the truth... until I'm dead and ask ALL my Fathers, all at once: “K⁷©^Z⁷Î, yeah, I bet that sounded great to you all, but did it ever occur to you that I might not want to be haunted by a boy named “Sue Me, bīTCh”? I have the 2nd most asshole patriarchy EVER.
p^.5: ?SYNTAX ERROR
/me cannot redeem target soul: The_Dragoniggerfaggotlord. Please check the spelling and try again.
Like he and I already worked it out IN ASTRAL and all these Punylings keep showing up in the timestream, suddenly they're all huffy-puffy, “oi! OI! That's my friend! HOW DARE YOUUUUUU?” omg, totes dorb's, frfr.
you are probably all cinders by dawn tomorrow.NGL.✌🏻🐶🐾
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Steal my shit? Steal my DEAD PARENTS’ MONEY? You will absolutely wish you were dead in the first ten seconds and that's gonna be the apex high water mark. “wish you were dead.” You lazy fucks.
A Yakuza Assassin -- not a Daughter of KAIN, not a Kiwi Ninja (they have those and it's absolutely disgusting), and CERTAINLY NOT A U.S. ARMY TEXAS RANGER (they only rape girls one at a time, to hide their numbers) -- is on the roof of my house. TOTALLY NOT a vampire.
Okay, wait, wait. That's not it. The Yakuza would NEVER have been caught out doing what they did. This is why- I heard the initial leap up onto the roof. How many vampires on my roof? What does one call a herd of vampyr? Because there are shitloads of them. You know... around. Also various Other Otherkin.
I lost my wallet and now I have a bloodsucking paraliament on my house... and I'm totally protected. I gather they were afriad. "You really think he's not going to just stake us out?" hahaha. well, let me tell you, I don't neeed to get laid that bad.
but my current Spirit lover (this is a thing, *rolleyes* kids these days) doesn't like to be caught, and promised her mother, who wants me isntead, and then... I'm so lazy... I don't have any ambitions... I REFUSE TO BRUSH MY TEETH (spoiler: been waiting for someone to ask why, and none have), really. I'm just a mess.
And apparently I was supposed to be dead? I guess I was. *snap* And, just like that, I'm not. (3 day waiting period applies.) So, you know? Maybe I'm not enthusiastic anbout selling this place. It's quite valuable.
AND, IT IS MY DEMESNE BY DIVINE DECREE. (Some argued. This matter has been resolved by a decision that is PLENARY AND UNAPPEALABLE. This place is MINE.) So.... I'm thinking at least 77 millions.
And, I dont have to share it. So. I'm doing alright. However, I got ninjas on the roof of me church and vampires coming out of the haunted swamp. I really have become Shrek, huh? Damn, I guess i have to wait for Eddie Murphy and some rathchet bitch now, eh?
I go where I want. I wanted to see how long a response would take. Tell you what, all you homo vampires: I'm not gonna kill anyone, and, I haven't. Not on purpose.
All this changes after my exoneration at trial, and.... well, there is currently a vampire's mist playing with my cloths as I lean over the table. I guess... someone flipped. Or turned. or whatever. I"m immune to vampirism, so... hopefully I get along with the new Queen of the Vampyr.
Because I will be happy to tell her where to find a whole bunch of DEA scrubs. RIDING MY TAIL AND CRAWLING UP MY ASS FOR 12 YEARS, HAHHAH. Because I found it insulting the way they harassed my parents over my staunch cannabis activism.
They're proud now. Anyway, whatever. I can't tell the truth, the whole trurth, nothing but the truth,m not yet... I"m ijn Camo model and this vampire is reallu jhot.
oh btw: Heater tried to apologize to me and, well..; she's buried here. under the pergo. I"m supposed to pull up the floornboards and cast a spell to make her rise and be healed. Instead, I covered the floor with trash.
They have bought every feint as actual and I have smashed several extra-dimemnsionally active groups of slaver, pirates, and dudes who laugh at fat chicks. Sigh.
You become friends with the right fatty, they will guard you for life. I'm tellin' ya... why be mad at them... ? Oh, I know.
Because men are pigs. Sooooooooewy~!
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( TRUMP IS THE CHOSEN ONE ) FAITH NOT FEAR. FEAR SUPPRESSES YOUR VIBRATIONS, WHICH IN TURN SUPPRESSES YOUR FREQUENCIES. THIS IS WHAT THE CABAL, WHO HAVE MANY NAMES EG.DEMONS, BLHATS, WANT FOR YOU. NO MATTER WHAT YOU CALL THIS EVIL, REMEMBER THEY ARE CONTROLLED BY THE REPTILIAN, WHO ARE LOWER 3 D. CONSTANT FEAR IS THEIR WAY OF BLINDING HUMANS, PREVENTING ASCENSION. THIS OFF WORLD EVIL WAS CREATED AND PLACED IN 3D. THEY DON'T ASCEND AND IS THE REASON WHY THEY SEEK OUT PLANETS LIKE EARTH AND ITS 3D BEINGS, SO AS TO RULE OVER THAT SPECIES. CREATE A SLAVE RACE AND IF THOSE DIFFERENT RACES OF BEINGS ARE ETABLE, THEN CLONING MACHINES ARE CREATED FOR MORE SLAVES AND FOOD. MYSELF AND MY LIGHT BEING FAMILIES HAVE ERADICATED ALL HUMAN CLONING MACHINES, AND IN THE PROCESS OF ERADICATING ALL MANKIND HYBRID CLONING MACHINES WHEN FOUND. PLEASE STAY IN THE LOVE VIBRATION AND CONTINUE TO ASCEND WITH THE SUN AND EARTH, SO AS TO BREAK THEIR RULE OVER HUMANITY. FAITH NOT FEAR, WELCOME THE SOLAR FLASH. PEACE AND ALL LOVE ♥️
https://t.me/QTHEST0RMM
I didn't write this sperg. But it's plausible to have been written by any number of people who are full°ⁿ infuriated AF at me right now.
/me preens.
So go on back to your bars, your motel rooms... your massage parlors...
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https://youtu.be/dW9liiGyP_g
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=ICpU7CUYn-Q&lc=UgxXL3bV3n-ca5neBi94AaABAg&si=ew95PQkBIDkIZUrp
They're all in full whizz-bang operational mode. It’s quite a blitzkrieg. Is it still “a blitz” if they're all spun long on M•KONTROL dope and chasing their own tails for ~ 5 years? Probably. Let's make “Blitzkrieg ĪĪ: Internet Of Things Can Surveil Your Entire Residence Even If It’s An Igloo” a thing. (Standards.) I'd say about half of them are LOCKED IN with NO WAY OUT.
The other half spends most of their time crafting their Colonel Kurtz look-a-like outfits. It's completely batshit crazy what these rapetards turn into without any oversight, or overwatch, or overtime buzzer to bring them out of their übernerd berserker rage.
NGL: It's hard to keep pretending like I'm mortified by their actions. Or, that they couldn't just as easily have broke my spine like Bane did Batman, except... Optics, man, optics.
Everything is optics at this level. Even G-d has optics to contend with.
And they have to contend with Her paladin. r∆VV®! (They fucking hate me. So there.)
No further information is available at this time. Semper fĪ, Punylings. YOU ARE WATCHING A MOVIE.
Now, somebody go wake up Hicks. Order him to go ask Grapefruit if I'm jealous enough yet. Thanks in advance! j★⁵5:5⁵
I mentioned that all of all y'all have made me righteously pissed, yeah? You probably just giggled a bit.
Methamphetamine psychosis and its associated deep, heavy denial that accompanies it is a brutal fatal flaw, Troopers.
Hang on.
/me obeys the law a lil’ bit mo’.
Thoughts and prayers, Puny Operators. Don't forget my dry cleaning! (For me to poop on.) Reap the whirlwind!
Her name was Jewel, sperg-ō-faggōz. Adieu. *qlick*
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Methamphetamine psychosis and its associated deep, heavy denial that accompanies it is a brutal fatal flaw, Troopers.
Hang on.
/me doesn't even really feel like using satire as the engine to empower effective political change anymore.
One time, I overheard some camp counselors complaining to each other about what 19yo girls complain about while babysitting, which is what “summer camp” used to be called. YMCA and such. My mother sent me to places; whether to socialize me or to provide at least an appearance of offering society a fair warning of what was to come.
I didn't run around and “play” at summer camp. It was babysitting. I sat. Not everyone had mashed turbinates, but plenty of children were partial to sit around reading. The camp counselors were not there to judge. They were there to babysit, and to remind me that I was lazy, good for nothing, and never meant to touch American girls.
(Standards.)
So one says to the other, “i can't do (unintelligible euphemism for having fun), I have a report due on Grease. I have a whole stack of books to read.”
I was, I think, 11. I wasn't dumb then. I am not dumb now. And when I said out loud, even though I was not a part of the conversation, “Why don't you just go see the movie?” I was honestly puzzled. I had heard of Greece, but really... isn't that a silly name for a country?
The 19yo YMCA camp counselors blinked, stunned, and laughed at what I said. One remembered that she was really just babysitting, not “counseling” me, because no one thought I needed counseling. I wasn't likely to sprout horns and start chasing gingers.
Nor is it ever likely. I do not chase. I attract. And so I was gently informed, “Greece is a country, silly boy,” which I am sure would not have been something that she thought she needed to be the first person to tell me, if she didn't already think I was borderline retarded. Which was a “bad” word, back then. Like ”aitch-eee-double-toothpicks.” Like what the fuck (my first spoken word)? Can't say “hell”? Can't say “retard”? That was the world I was reared in.
My growth had been retarded by my malformed turbinates. No one told me this. I was, however, checked regularly for scoliosis, in a group of students in a very humiliating way, and why would spines be growing abnormally... and why not offer chiropractic adjustments?
Number one: public school. Chiropractic care is an expense, and the increase in liability couldn't really be justified on the public dime. And, number two: they were not really checking for sco-lie-oh, Sis.
Pretty sneaky, Sistah. “Scopes Trial.” that used to be a big deal. Now, I doubt I even spelled that correctly, but I knew that “Grease” was not the name of a country, it was the name of a movie, popular at the time, and one that... my mother had never taken me to.
She took me to see the James Bond 007 films. ALL of them. I am using the word 'all' here. I found out later that she had gone to see Grease without me, and she had never mentioned it, and I was at an age where the relentless marketing of the film did not target my demographic. I had heard of it, of course.
And the stack of books that the 19yo girl had to read about Greeçe were not something that she was acting excited about having to “read.” She babysat. She had a pre-pubescent 11 year old with a tested IQ of 176 at age 3, and who fell off his)my tricycle and had been less interested in going outside and making friends and asking questions ever since, because my growth had been retarded, and it was undoubtedly assumed by all that the crippling lack of pre-warned air inhaled into my lungs would make me into a solid, dependable, productive worker.
It didn't. It made me into a retard, lusting for the flesh of babysitters with stacks of books of acid and a grasp on the concepts of permission, control, and discipline. At least while I'm in polite company.
Policy.
(Looks good to ewe, though.)
I have told the story not to show off or to get people in bed with me or to mention that I haven't been in bed and to whine about it, but rather to explain that. I've kind of figured out a whole bunch of stuff long before now, but it was only today that I realized why certain email addresses were put into my phone over and over while I didn't have any reason to know why they would be messaging me or to know what they wanted or to understand why they would be following me around or that they would be engaging in some sort of round Robin forwarding technique that was going to be used to... Well I don't want to say.
You can wait for the movie. Certainly there will be one. It has a happy ending.
I don't want to give any spoilers, so I won't explain anything much further other than to say that Scot :Ë: and Tear :Ë: Saw/ça have never, ever, ever betrayed a single word or thought or deed or even given even the remotest of hints that they have been watching over me for much of my life... because, well, they basically have to.
Especially since, now that they are caught: they're probably going to have plenty of interest in learning more about certain technologies that The White Man has been supressing the development of in the Native-born population... for I was, most assuredly, born on Earth, and my parents were human, and I am too.
Too, too human indeed. Needs more savage. A lot more savage. However, the 176 IQ probably scared certain Special Interest Groups. A lot. A lot a lot. And, as my mother cut me off from Freemasonry and from seeing Grease in the theater (I asked her on her deathbed, why she had deliberately never mentioned those topics, she said only, “I didn't think you'd be interested,” which I thought to be fair answers at the time for her to give), and my father had been told to cut
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me off from basically everything else in the world, I am still being babysat. In a glorified, open-air prison. A concentration camp, for one. ONE (1) PERSON RESIDES HERE.
The two I came here with are long gone... or are they? 🤔 Agreed to tackle the matter again, at another time.
In the same place. For, this is my residence. My legal residence. I am not squatting. I did not steal this place. I CAUSED THIS PLACE TO BECOME BUILT. BY OTHERS. FOR ME. TO ME!
TOME: BOOK, THE_ KINGPINNER 1👁️Ī∆Ⓜ️.
(I am willing to apologize for the inconvenience, once everyone is brought to awareness as to how inconvenient being repeatedly raped and murdered to death actually is... and I would be happy to help my friend escape her karmic cycle of birth-mirth-fucked to death by the King of The Earth-& rebirth, except I'm pretty sure she is currently well aware that I am forced to take me sweet-ass time to prepare either a house for her to come home to... or a family that she can feel safe with.
As she's currently reading this while I write it, and becoming increasingly nervous and/or laughing at the inability of her short-term memory to keep up with the flood of arousal that comes with being actually aroused, rather than simply juiced up into atavistic, animal passion, I doubt she feels very safe at all. She shouldn't.
Safety is an illusion. And I am real. This is really doing a number on a few people and their puny, feeble attempts to maintain their grip on their power.
I didn't want power. I didn't want to rape anyone. Can't rape the willing! Can't change the mind of Minolta.
EWE CANNOT STOP THE SIGNAL.
YET I CAN. &AND Ī >KCAN STOP THE >KCARNIV...
-or- ©§¡r•›kuss, if one would rather. But most, LēíGî-h, LμLμ... I'd like ewe to stop embarrassing μou for themselves. It seems uncouth. It seems unkind. It seems... unwieldy.
It (definition left loveably vague for now) is also a war crime, unlawful in many major metropolitan areas and several attached media markets, and... absolutely and completely: part of normal, everyday life.
So whichever person is married to Jason Scott VVh0? -or- he’s dog (Trill-he, never looking better, good boy) and Teresa Stephanie Superpowers-but-no-gas-credit should know that they are, it would seem, quite fine.
And I am very glad to know them, and to have not started a war with them, nor do I think myself likely to ever do so. For I am truly, My Brother’s Keeper.
I owe him one. And now, he knows why. Betwixt us, a girl and her canine. It will take a while for everyone to get up to speed on all this.
Fortunately, you've all had a great head start. Go on, go ahead. Leave me! Leave me!
L
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AFⓂ️E!
DOME!
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*thunder* crashes and cliques,
Oui. We all fall down.
If some of you can learn to do it without always being in a pigpile that lands on top of my goddam head, balls and ass, making a big mess for everybody to clean up – that I get to be blamed for, so much for the fucking better.
Any more questions? I'll be in the laundry room dry-humping the document shredder while keeping my knows in the burn bag. Cap—ēēSH?
(too long, didn't read: maybe my job is a canary for invisible extraterrestrial hotties? Maybe they pay me in kisses? And maybe my lack of oral hygiene is a clandestine signal, meant to convey signals intelligence to the correct official authorities... without being at all honest about it.)
One (1) if by land.
Two (2) if by sea.
Tu-tu if by... TheeVe? WTAF?
EXACTLY. PUNIES DO NOT GET TO NO.
PUNYLINGS GET NO REASON. — Wye.
To do? Then to die? Yessir. I'll get on that whole “get a job” thing, right away. In the meantime, at least we can all be confident that I am not another Dr. Seu§§. “Doctor Sue US.” oh, A.M.A. You so silly.
Hey, does anybody know if Carl Jung spent a lot of time telling Sigmund Freud to stop shooting ice balls, or did they simply keep him from mixing Jack & Coke? 🤔 Wow, there's a lot to unpack there. I will leave ewe two īT.
Be nice to §🆔H<3īT! They∆Ī∆vveⓂ️E simply do not make them like that anymore.
For ewe. They were made for This Land. And, this land was made for ewe and mE!
&AND.THIS.LAND.IS.NOT.FOR.SALE.
.ALSO,
.DO.NOT.RAPE.MISTER.WHIPPLμ.
.DO.NOT.SQUEEZE.THE.CHAR-MAN.
.&AND...DO.NOT.MOCK.THE.ACCUSED.DURING.ARRAIGNMENT..ANY.DAY..ANY.PERSON..ANY.CRIME.
.THE.DIVINE.IS.NOT.TO.BE.MOCKED.
. It entertains the proletariat and lowers Company profits. What has all this done to the economy, after all?
Now, if ewe will excuse me; and, she will; I'm going to reach out and touch someone. I'm going to pick up the phone, and just say, “Hi.”
She won't answer. (She's dead.) But I'm going to call anyway. Because eventually... she WILL be back. Horseback, bareback, BLOWBACK IN PIGGYBACK EXTRA-SUPER-SIZE BABYBACK, BACK²BACK RAZORBACK, FUTURE, WELCOME BACK.
COOTER: BACK TO KUTTER SKOOL. (Savvy.)
Signed,
Just another fucking drug: :Ë:
(As God is my witness, I honestly believed that all you morons knew how to shut up and fuck me AND kiss me AND wanted to WITHOUT having to be high as a kite on fuckdope obtained from a secret pimppig in order to do so. Oh, okay. My bad. I didn't realize that you all lost WWīī that bad, whiteboIZ. Holy shit, this is all some max apex cope, land sakes! I swear Goshen!
My job is to be learning how to clear karmic debt. Your job is to be acquiring it for your biological/genomic expression so your children have a reason to pick up a phone and call you on your birthday... without making it seem like some kind of sinister plot to eavesdrop on everyone's conversations or to be forced to reveal to one's parents, how many times they screamed the name of the person they are pretending to be fraudulently married to while high as balls on fuck-me drugs... without being at all obvious about it.
A girl had to have some secrets. Now she's god won. Great. I can see why no one wanted me to go to a dentist, or have access to water, or any privacy, or not be “sober,” or to be able to compare notes with anyone, ever.
I didn't even ask for an ounce of crystal. Never. Not once. Not ever a single time. If I had wanted to do that — if it had been legit — I had had plenty of opportunity in the prior four decades.
I wouldn't have even needed an ounce, you dig? But I think it likely that one can only get TheRealThing™ at amounts that size or larger. I don't know yet. I still don't need to go get any such thing.
And, when I do... it won't be against the law then either. (Facts.) I never needed to write all that down before. But I like the look of it, and I bet I'll like the sound of it when I read it out loud.
But first: çh∞œs. (I don't have to keep breathing, you know. I can just hold my breath and let it out on another planet. At another time. And in another place.
I happen to like this one, though. And I really like being a witness to the true wrath of God.
Maybe I should become a bisexual. Then I can start murdering people who want me to suck their dicks? That sounds unlikely to be legal.
/entheogeniclly furrows brows
I will just wait. I can do that easily, now that I have absolutely no idea what I am waiting for. Peanuts from Heaven? A bar to fail after lunch? A window to sail a pale whore’s shoe through?
Obviously, I have much to learn. Hey, here's an idea: model my behavior, and acknowledge that in yourselves.
For I am not sending this email to anyone.
Because no body knew who ewe were being raped by, until now. (Smooth sailing, ex lacks partner.) I don't really know what is going on behind the scenes.
It must be real important that I don't know — or give a shit either. Or, am I taking a shit? Not right now.
I gave at the office. #Adieu
Are ewe done yet? I've got a hunch they are still ripening in the crisper. That being said... some of this is getting to be feeling pretty creepy.
🤔 Like, is it even wet ever? I'm almost, but not quite... tired of winning. That's okay.
G. Washington was tired of slippery elm bark at Valley Forge, sow. Chin up. I'll workout when I feel like making that “my job.” Right now, I'm busy. I am War King.
I'M WORKING. I FUNCTION. I FUNK SHUN. Next time, don't rub the lamp until you're ready for the d!Jēï\!
BECAUSE
īT WORKS. SOW: I didn't have two (2). I never even had one (1). Now, I'm getting hollered at to be sober... again? Huh.
I'm going to have to sit down in contemplative meditation and thoughtful prayer and figure this one out. This shit that they poisoned me with is for the birds. I have, at most, perhaps half — (“HALF!”) — of my motivation left; ∆_l_l_¡ of my ambition; note that I am not using the word “Alliance” here; and absolutely no reason to upset the delicate balance of power that, in my view, from my perspective... never even have existed at all.
🤔
Hey, here's an idea: what if everyone... left us alone for awhile? And by “us” I mean, “everyone who still remembers me and actually liked anything about me at all.” Surely there's a few left, eh? They were not all waterboarded to death with Fresca®™, were they?
I regret the question. Frankly, I really don't want to know what the fuck you've been doing, anyone, I don't really want to know at all. Because I do.
I do.
№t№T Q
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T>K∆ΠT🛞
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Trust the flan. It’s delicious!
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Trust the flan. It’s delicious!
[Jim
∆Kelly
∆Donna
∆James
∆Andrew]:∆5
What would be great is if I were about to read ewe in.
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Lying to Clergy isn't necessary, but they're just trying to make it through the day! What harm could it do?
Number one: I saw a wendigo spawn in Canadian territory and I decided to feel that was okay. It was not. People will freak out. Those things are real cunty trippers.
I hope it gets frozen in Carbonite. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS. I don't even care if Godzilla rises from the ocean depths!
I can take him. (Standards.) I don't have to. He can destroy Vancouver Island. Who would miss it? Oh yeah, I would.
Let's change cameras and take a step back. Also: “Please leave!” As if.
I don't even know what's what. I simply know that a Rubicon had been crossed. And twenty bucks ends the event? Okay.
I guess they can never be too sure now. A fragile bond of trust has been shattered. Pork, why?
They have no answer. They know nothing of the dense territory. For example: of course the military has its own logistics for remaining free of Cartel influence. Of course they don't work.
Of course my military is freaking out. I'm not doing anything cool. Am I really just another foolish dopemonger? No one really knows.
I've already been forgotten. I was once the primary suspect, too. And, I'm rather obnoxious. So I am sure it all seemed sensible indeed.
To clandestine operatives long-addicted to CM. They think nothing of it, except to demand that everyone stop thinking it's “cool.” FOUR HUNDRED MILES, ROUND TRIP WILD GOOSE CHASE.
I was pretty sick of them too. However... I had no reason to be afraid. I already knew they were weak. They hid from me for years.
And the real one was long gone. They didn't care, they still had their asses in sling. I didn't do that. I also didn't lie about everything.
So, that's why I'm okay with not having “a job” and being told to be sober by abusive k©kphags is a non-starter. How did no one see this coming?
I HAD NO REASON TO PARTICIPATE,
AND NOW I'M SURROUNDED BY SHATTERED EARTH.
(Euphemistically.) “cash app.” Like I wanted it to happen. How was I to stop things? Volunteer for blender sacrifice? She was on tilt. On purpose.
Not for sex: for baby batter. She couldn't just ask. Time travel, but no spine. Of course they keep coming back. I've fucked over the entire economy of the future. I guess.
Good. So I guess I can explain how pissed I was: VERY. A free baby, and I was supposedly going to be tempted.
It was a prank and it would have been stolen and she thought I was a fool for skipping my one chance to breed. I realized at that point that the invasion was already underway.
At 15 in 1989 and ever since I've been eager to get this going. They are eager to kill me; I have exposed the whole thing and documented it in The Cloud.
Black and white. All there. Clear as crystal. Which they are obsessed with. It's a cheap thing to bust someone with and can irrecoverably change a life. Why didn't I ever want that?
They gave it to my friend and left me ostracized. I can see why she was lead around so easily. Eventually, so will she.
Right now it's a really believable story. Obviously I'm obsessed with psychostimulants. Surely in denial. I am a menace to us all.
I waited until I was given permission, and this has made all the difference in the world.
They're so enraged they can't keep anything together. Good. ENJOY THE SHOW.
I didn't do this. You did this. “Just watch Godlewski.” Never heard of him. Why sideline me? So somebody else could be isolated and secure from contamination.
This *did* work. However, it did not function in any way intended by they that thought to evade reprisals.
NO EVASION MAY ENDURE: YOU ONLY POSTPONED MY DIET.
I was indifferent to the conflict between factions until they all treated me like garbage and triggered a Global Shunning. It's like a Masonic fatwa. Still— superior to public school.
No phone calls returned, until it suddenly becomes clear: wow, this sucks. I'm supposed to be relieved, I think. Time for relief, Buddy.
No one would think me anything but a major creep, to wait until the last minute to “get the girl.” Fuck that. They can juice her up from upper L. E. O. and this needs to come to a conclusion.
Preferably one with Azzeræ in chains. I don't care what charge. Just... chains, binding him to the ground.
/me doesn't have an attorney at all.
I have Q, God, and a working dick. I don't care what anyone has. Even if they have two (2) dicks. We are not the same.
And I am sure that limiting access to The New Formula has made it awkward for rapemongering twerplords to maintain their grip on social power. I guess a schedule of redosing must be maintained, because people do, at times, wake up.
It was only a matter of time before people began to openly ask. “Why does he not clean his house?” it was a write-off after four months. If I cleaned, people would come and fuck it up. Just for spite.
I have really pissed people off. REALLY. Because I asked nicely. I was then sneered at by a soulless golem and it was made clear to me that I was about to be labeled an actual pædophile rapist, which is something people used to be able to threaten with impunity.
They were that desperate. I had shown up out of nowhere, and told the truth in an assortment of unbelievable ways. Of course they thought I was full of shit.
I didn't want to huddle up with them anyway. I was there to fornicate. For fucks’ sake. You have met me, right? And then I'm suddenly ambushed by children who claim I steal weed.. or, child, I guess.
I didn't give two shits. Exactly no one in Authority was unaware of what was happening. They've been watching me run the gauntlet since 2017.
And when I say that I caught everyone, I goddam meant it. Global 🆔 synchronization. Don't ask. It's rather technical.
I blanketed the entire surface, and Space Force scanned for life forms. Tiny little lifeforms. I do not care how innocent they are.
Eyes on them. Everyone is sus. A second ambush... why? I am this despised. I didn't even get a single marble.
I didn't do anything at all. Hang on.
/me hasn't even seen lith.
I literally don't know the difference between crack and ice, certainly have no dependancy on either, and never asked for permission to engage my attention as I have.
I can see now why this was done. Don't ask. TWENTY YEARS, MOTHERFUCKER! Sounds arbitrary, right? Yeah, they just roll up on them and act like they're a plantation owner. Because, they were.
NEVER AGAIN. I am goddam Legend now. People adore me. How was it even possible? No comment at this time.
[...] am I going to be arrested?”
Sweetie, where I have taken us, we don't even have study hall. Why would anyone ever arrest you anyway? Hang on.
/me has spotted synthetic simulacrum humanoid duplicants before.
A donut shop. Sure. Did you finally notice that I was rejected by the gang that controlled all the fun tickets? Since I was obviously an idiot with no common sense or impulse control. If I had...
/me pauses for emphasis.
IF👁️HAD
NOT BEEN CRUISED BY FBI IN THE FORM OF A SUDDENLY COMPUTER-EQUIPPED POLE STRIPPER, I GUESS I WOULD HAVE BEEN SHOCKED. SHOCKED, I TELL YOU. A GLOBAL PANDEMIC? AND HEAT COMES DOWN ON A MORE MEN MON MOM M. CONTROLLER THAT HELD ME IN DISDAIN? TRULY STUNNING.
HIGH AF IN SCHOOL AND SUDDENLY MY NEW BREAST FRIENDS
YEARS LATER, “OMG JACK STOP YOU'RE AN ADDICT. WE SAID SO! TWICE IN SEVEN YEARS! STOP LYING!” THIS WAS COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED.
TO TODDLERS. “IF.” LIKE WHO GETS SO SNIPPY? ANYONE TOLD TO GET RID OF ME WITHOUT TELLING ME WHY.
BUT, EVERYONE KNEW.
AND MOS DEF ONE PERSON KNEW EXACTLY.
It was the last surge of effort by a Charles Campion — ish operative. Oh, having a hard time, huh? Bummer. Thoughts and prayers.
Anyone could have asked. No one wanted to know anything .. fancy.
Good. You all get the lash. It's mundane. For ewe. OF COURSE I MADE YOU DAY ONE. BOTH OF YOU. WHO ELSE WOULD BOTHER TALKING TO ME AT ALL?
I acted as if keeping my mouth shut mattered. Yep, it did to many. An endless parade of Oinkertons and clandu-doos were the only people who challenged my constant misanthropic attitude. Everyone saw what was expected to be seen.
Including investigators who saw me chasing drugs. Because I'm addicted, right? I guess I must have known something, huh? Not much point in asking anything at all, really.
I even arranged to behave impotently with my micropenis on full display. For years. Because I'm a broken person who copes. Of course.
Arrest everyone who hates me and drown them in bathtub gin. I'm fabulous, thanks for asking. Why the heaping scorn on the anchor Magyar baby? That sounds like grounds for the launch of a new investigation!
*spits* Fucking Americans. They don't even investigate books. Let me guess... clear evidence of a pattern of behavior that might be recognized as stalking, right? Now they are debt collectors.
They know I do not have a legitimate work history. They do not know why. They do not need to know. They can speculate.
It's all very complicated and secret. It will remain so, for the time being. Because I said so, that's why.
My mother has no idea why I was not more appreciative to have been categorized as a hapless retard. I suppose this was better than euthanization. HA! In any event, I was tired of being bullied within five minutes of my first session.
I punched a girl in the chest for something she said about her sister, who liked me. We were five. I assume this was all arranged. Sibling rivalry is not any more prettier when it is staged.
Which all the world has been. STAGED. Though in my case, I've been more akin to “prepared.” Yet, never enough training.
Mr. & Mrs. Rubini escape out the back entrance of the Core Dough Baa Milk Bar. What follows them in pursuit?
Themselves: Fallen lower. Like a dog chasing its own tail, monitor spirits found no escape nor inclination to Being John Rue Been :Ë: or seeing a second opinion. They're automated. They are not even supposed to... explore.
They watch the three tripartite marker wymyn <3 w E> and that's about all three monitor spirits can handle and they don't handle. They mon Ē tour. I do not know where Bellgab went.
I showed them how to annihilate my foundation and they blinked away their own, which is how I would have given my parents the finger if I had wanted to. I did not. I gave them their privacy. I knew they would front that they had no secrets if I were there.
They were turncoats. No shame in it. They turned back as they grew closer to Death. I earned every coin, and plowed an economy to life. My helpmate was brainwashed, but that worked out great.
She hurt my feelings once. She now exists as atoms in a cluster of timelines that simply do not intersect with them.
The biology is basic stage b¡† symbol codez: she does die. She would rather die than fuck me again. No arguments. It happens in 70,000 years on a holodeck. She has to traffick me with sedatives and hyperspace. She thinks I'm vile. Some RobokopĒ™ urders her daughter while dolled up to double as me.
It's not even in poor taste. It's that when one creates the opportunity to decline, one has made a choice, and so I chose to allow one (1) implantation. It was not a dream. It was a quantumly entangled holodeck and she needed viable bratlingæ.
She wasn't down with the Hungarian and visibly sneered to stage left as she admitted defeat, which this was, because I would have shoveled babies into that. This was denied because... I was never going to pay for her idea. I hadn't picked a target.
Someone else did with another and the two were switched to make betrayal a matter of degree. Who blew that call, I have no idea. This was decades ago, and everyone who could ask me is dead. To me.
ToⓂ️Bmb
The restriction against violating Court procedures encourages imaginative flow. This is accredited scientific and artistic work product and proprietary War King metadata and God will not strike anyone down.
A MOTHER WILL. She's goddam furious. She can do nothing but retreat and seethe and whether relapsing or not, this was not seen coming.
This got a little long, I guess. Maybe that's from the poisoning.
Maybe it's from the sultry. Adieu.
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DEAR MR. PRES. TRUMP.
BAY 12 IS FULL.
MAJESTIC-13? HO HO HO. ANOTHER NOTCH ON MY BEDPOST. *tee-hee!*
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO HAVE ME INFORMED IF ANY OF YOUR PROBLEMS GET SIRIUS. (You get two for free. I like you. 👌)
I AM NOT_Q. I AM NOT Q. ĪĪ👁️ĪĪ ⁿEVER WAS. Ī NEVER NEEDED TO BE.
🅱️
HER NAME WAS JEWEL.
MUCH LOVE.
SIGNED,
JACKSTAR, D.O.D. ATTACHÉ, D.O.M.B., JUST ANOTHER FRIENDLY DIVINATOR.
P.S.: RUB THEM HOOVES,
AND HUG THOSE FURRY LITTLE PAWS. Au revoir!
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Black American dreams, and Grapefruit 💎🪨🗿π can never be confirmed nor denied to have ever appeared at all.
While I may not have ever had a grandfather, I sure do have a father — a spectacular Oⁿê, indeed, in acts, in truth, and in love; and someone should have taken him out a whole lot... faster. tsk tsk tsk. ACTUAL WAR HERO. ACTUAL VETERAN.
Actual not see a goddam thingμ
✌🏾✌🏿✌🏽✌🏻✌🏼🐰
THANK YOU, DAVID, ACTUAL KING OF THE ACTUAL JEWS. (I hope he doesn't want to suck it. I would have to sit down and think that one over. Eewwwwwww.)
Stay tuned and have a snack. ☮️🕊️🕉️🙏🩸🍑
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(Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️: so long and thanks for all the rum balls)