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Title: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Purple Lives Matter Most on May 03, 2021, 05:18:16 PM
Are flat earthers insane? Are they delusional idiots, so convinced of the wrong belief that they all become very passionate truth seekers and activists that want nothing more than to spread their ideas for the benefit of all humanity? No. Flat earthers are you. They are me. They are everyone and just because some people are indoctrinated into the heliocentric model of earth from a young age and still have a hard time letting go because of it, doesn't mean that those of us that know the truth about this world are going to give up on them. They are family. Whether you know it or not, you and I are referred to as "useless eaters" in the eyes of the self proclaimed leaders of the world. They wish to destroy us and the things we love in order to reduce the population to a more desirable number that's easier to steer and control. We must unite before it's too late and stand our ground if we have any chance at a future without one world totalitarian rule. We are taught that the earth is a cosmic accident and that life is meaningless because it's the only way to continually use us as batteries to power their economy, which is the real life matrix. If we all knew the truth about where we are and where we come from, their would be a revolt overnight and the government that you know today would not exist in the morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAeBPskvP4Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0xClWgidZU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDKc6X8TXNE


Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Laser on May 04, 2021, 02:00:36 AM
Are flat earthers insane? Are they delusional idiots, so convinced of the wrong belief that they all become very passionate truth seekers and activists that want nothing more than to spread their ideas for the benefit of all humanity? No. Flat earthers are you. They are me. They are everyone and just because some people are indoctrinated into the heliocentric model of earth from a young age and still have a hard time letting go because of it, doesn't mean that those of us that know the truth about this world are going to give up on them. They are family. Whether you know it or not, you and I are referred to as "useless eaters" in the eyes of the self proclaimed leaders of the world. They wish to destroy us and the things we love in order to reduce the population to a more desirable number that's easier to steer and control. We must unite before it's too late and stand our ground if we have any chance at a future without one world totalitarian rule. We are taught that the earth is a cosmic accident and that life is meaningless because it's the only way to continually use us as batteries to power their economy, which is the real life matrix. If we all knew the truth about where we are and where we come from, their would be a revolt overnight and the government that you know today would not exist in the morning.

Fascinating! Has there been any speculation as to the thickness of the crust of a Flat Earth?
A thin crust pizza might have a slightly raised edge to prevent the toppings from slipping off,
but we really don't want anything leaking out the bottom with all that pudding on top.
Maybe a deep dish pizza would be better or even a bubbling pot pie of some sort.
My personal favourite, however, would be a well structured, traditional birthday cake.
The frosting on the edge would hold everything in and myriad volcanoes could act as candles.

Surely, there must have been many secret missions to the edge of the earth to peer over the edge into the abyss.
A multitude of whistleblowers desperate to spill the beans for the sake of mankind are waiting to be heard from.
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Laser on May 04, 2021, 07:02:52 AM
Are flat earthers insane? Are they delusional idiots, so convinced of the wrong belief that they all become very passionate truth seekers and activists that want nothing more than to spread their ideas for the benefit of all humanity? No. Flat earthers are you. They are me. They are everyone and just because some people are indoctrinated into the heliocentric model of earth from a young age and still have a hard time letting go because of it, doesn't mean that those of us that know the truth about this world are going to give up on them. They are family. Whether you know it or not, you and I are referred to as "useless eaters" in the eyes of the self proclaimed leaders of the world. They wish to destroy us and the things we love in order to reduce the population to a more desirable number that's easier to steer and control. We must unite before it's too late and stand our ground if we have any chance at a future without one world totalitarian rule. We are taught that the earth is a cosmic accident and that life is meaningless because it's the only way to continually use us as batteries to power their economy, which is the real life matrix. If we all knew the truth about where we are and where we come from, their would be a revolt overnight and the government that you know today would not exist in the morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAeBPskvP4Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0xClWgidZU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDKc6X8TXNE

Strange it is this member has seemingly disappeared; like he fell off the face of the earth.
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Innerreach on May 30, 2021, 04:37:30 AM
Part 1: This video examines ancient American maps from the mid 1500's until the mid 1800's compared to the modern topography and reveals what appears to be two major cataclysms, occurring in the early to mid 1600's and the second in the early 1800's...the first may have turned California into an island and may have created the great lakes of the midwest, the second appears to have destroyed an ancient lake called Conibaz and may have caused the grand canyon, the great salt lake and the massive destruction in the American west and southwest, as well as turning California into part of the mainland again.

Part 2: Here we comb the comet, plague and natural disaster records from 1597 - 1650 and from 1790 - 1812, which gives evidence and credence to part 1: That the Earth was in so much turmoil and geological upheaval at these exact time periods...it appears to have completely altered the geological landscape of the US, created the great lakes and turned California into an island sometime in the early 1600's. Then a second upheaval period around 1811 ocurred, which re-connected California to the mainland, drained an enormous inland lake known as Conibaz on all of the old maps, decimated the entire southwestern United States, possibly triggered a Yellowstone eruption which created the Grand Canyon, Great Salt Lake and wiped out the advanced civilizations that populated those areas...the ones the natives speak of in their oral traditions.

Part 3: In part 3 we make the connection between the rich, powerful and famous, to the cyclic cataclysms of Mother Nature.

Part 4: the 4th installment of the Comets Cataclysms Coincidence series. We question the mainstream narrative on what comets really are and why they accompany so many disasters, catastrophes, wars and plagues. We delve into modern and ancient mythologies and how they are related to earth changes and electromagnetic plasma phenomenon.

Part 5: In part 5 we discuss the biblical Son of Man, the age of Aquarius, the Reset event in the Biblical scriptures predicted for Aquarius to bring in the new golden age, the disappearance of Lake Zembre/Zaire on ancient maps after the Pisces 1660 and 1812 resets and the past and coming grand solar minimums.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/Fa6VC7jjCEyP/

Part 6b to our Comets, Cataclysms, Coincidence series delves into several different theories on past cataclysmic events, when did they really happen? How often? When might the next come? etc.

We also answer the riddle of the Sphinx, show you the real Tower of Babel, discover another sunken continent in the Pacific ocean after the Maunder minimum reset and delve into a comparison of the Hopi Blue and Red Kachina prophecy against modern society.

Warning! Lots of speculation and fear mongering in this video...Parental guidance is suggested and a huge shovel to pick up the snowflakes or BS, you decide. :-)

In Part 6C we'll go into depth as to how these cataclysms actually happen on several different Earth cosmology models, what signs will appear and what level of destruction we might expect and where.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/mADCw3ZvNKbP/

The one and a half hour finale of the series. We had it coming, but who says we can't have a little fun? Take it with a grain of salt and enjoy!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/Smgzb8y3I8B3/
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Innerreach on May 30, 2021, 04:54:17 AM
THE LOST HISTORY OF FLAT EARTH PART ONE - UNEDITIONED

https://www.bitchute.com/video/QWMQDBEEAyk9/
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Innerreach on May 30, 2021, 04:58:45 AM
Just do this, and we can all end the argument.

https://youtu.be/4V7Z0SZftl0
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Starr Mountain on May 30, 2021, 07:53:03 AM
We live on a spherical planet.  Nuff said.
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Laser on May 30, 2021, 08:01:29 AM
We live on a spherical planet.  Nuff said.

Rubini's happy hobby horse. This thread courtesy of one of his fragrant socks.
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Starr Mountain on May 30, 2021, 08:19:50 AM
Rubini's happy hobby horse. This thread courtesy of one of his fragrant socks.

Fragrant socks?  He must use "Tide Pods." ;) ;D
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Laser on May 30, 2021, 08:33:19 AM
Fragrant socks?  He must use "Tide Pods." ;) ;D

Diabetic feet have their issues.

Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Innerreach on May 30, 2021, 08:06:22 PM
You predictable, virtue-signaling mother fu%$*&%.. ::)
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: K_Dubb on May 30, 2021, 09:45:13 PM
You predictable, virtue-signaling mother fu%$*&%.. ::)

You ok, baby?

(https://i.gifer.com/UcDk.gif)
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Innerreach on May 30, 2021, 10:17:58 PM
You ok, baby?

(https://i.gifer.com/UcDk.gif)

But of course, love. Just a little lambasting towards the super dismissive.

(https://i.imgur.com/zTbHpwy.gif)
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Laser on May 31, 2021, 04:09:07 AM
Ok smart ass aka Mrs. Smartypants...

If ya have your OWN BRAIN ya might be "open" to reality?

How is it strange when you kick me out and silence me? Cheating, rigging, gaslighting? 2 can play at that game? Heck 3 or 4 or EVERYONE can. Who would want to do that? Scared sheep perhaps? Controlled opposition certainly. At the very least the ignorant and the insecure and vengeful.

None of us know for certain where we are and what the dimensions are of the DIMENSIONS.

Why is this?

All we know is what we are told. What we are told is NOT the facts. We can't go anywhere and scout the earth without approval and without the resources.
We only know what we are told and "taught" to believe. Think outside of your textbook handed to you long ago. Do you believe the government lies? Does it
tell the truth on some things but not others? Do you swallow the Kool Aid ALWAYS or only if and when it SEEMS to taste good or "right"? Be honest. Is there no creator and we are just mere accidents in a colossal, ever expanding universe that is hauling ass through an infinite Star Wars like "space" of distance and time while all the stars and planets minute by minute and day by day ALWAYS remain fixed in the same place? Could it be the sun and moon and stars and planets revolve around us/Earth = JUST AS IT APPEARS? If so, there is a intelligent design by a creator and this was NO ACCIDENT.
-David Rubini

Post as many YT as you want. They will never match the wisdom of the ancients.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw30CgaXiQw
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Innerreach on May 31, 2021, 01:20:44 PM
Post as many YT as you want. They will never match the wisdom of the ancients.

I never said the earth was flat. I posted a few compelling uploads with a final video that offered a simple method to prove the argument, once and for all. They argue flat earth using much of the wisdom of the ancient experts in the video you posted.

I will say that these are the only videos I've seen on the matter that actually had me paying attention. For the most part, YouTube's flat earth videos suck, and that alone perks my interest.
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Laser on June 01, 2021, 06:08:38 AM
I never said the earth was flat. I posted a few compelling uploads with a final video that offered a simple method to prove the argument, once and for all. They argue flat earth using much of the wisdom of the ancient experts in the video you posted.

I will say that these are the only videos I've seen on the matter that actually had me paying attention. For the most part, YouTube's flat earth videos suck, and that alone perks my interest.

My comment was directed towards Rubini who had posted 40 something YT in a full belch, as if pounding with a sledge hammer is going to change anyone's mind.
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Innerreach on June 01, 2021, 03:34:51 PM
My comment was directed towards Rubini who had posted 40 something YT in a full belch, as if pounding with a sledge hammer is going to change anyone's mind.

But I was responding to your direct quote. Were you referring to Rubini as the wisdom of the ancients? Or did you think that when I said "virtue-signaling mother fu%$*&%" that I was directing it towards you? It doesn't matter; I was never upset.  :-* Sorry if I fucked this up. :-\

Wait.. Does DVR believe in flat earth?

Happy Day :D
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Laser on June 02, 2021, 03:20:08 AM
But I was responding to your direct quote. Were you referring to Rubini as the wisdom of the ancients? Or did you think that when I said "virtue-signaling mother fu%$*&%" that I was directing it towards you? It doesn't matter; I was never upset.  :-* Sorry if I fucked this up. :-\

Wait.. Does DVR believe in flat earth?

Happy Day :D

Rubini is a dunderhead of modern times. He pushes Flat Earth like an ice cream man in Candy Land.
Whether he believes such bilge or is just luring in the innocent is moot.
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Innerreach on June 02, 2021, 06:59:22 PM
Rubini is a dunderhead of modern times. He pushes Flat Earth like an ice cream man in Candy Land.
Whether he believes such bilge or is just luring in the innocent is moot.

Yeah, he brings a whole new meaning to the word special; He’s an actual Jackass, that one.
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on June 02, 2021, 08:38:00 PM
Yeah, he brings a whole new meaning to the word special; He’s an actual Jackass, that one.

https://youtu.be/KBEreTkQbds
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on June 02, 2021, 08:49:35 PM
Rubini is a dunderhead

Is that what we're calling this now?
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and the Stars Revolve Around Rubini
Post by: Laser on June 02, 2021, 10:02:41 PM
Is that what we're calling this now?

Not to be confused with any real talent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYFnYngxv0s
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and the Stars Revolve Around Rubini
Post by: Laser on June 13, 2021, 08:43:40 AM
How much of a kickback is Rubini taking for promoting a CIA psyop?

The real conspiracy: Flat earth is a psyop

Quote
There is perhaps no greater Internet-wide PSYOP than the CIA-directed Flat Earth Conspiracy (FEC). This covert black operation has London’s notorious Tavistock Institute written all over it.

The Millennium Report has posted extensively on this extremely effective PSYOP since its inception. We have felt compelled to address it one last time because of a number of prominently configured truth-tellers who either subscribe to the FEC utter nonsense or who provide a safe haven to discuss their absurd and distracting ‘theories’.

How is it that some major alternative news websites even host the ridiculous ramblings of Flat Earthers … … … unless they, themselves, have been set up to do so? If ever there was a universal hot-button issue on the World Wide Web that ought to send up big bright RED flags, any website or blog that takes this mental diarrhea seriously is it. Unless they are totally exposing the FEC for the wacky (yet contrived) insanity that it truly is, why even go there.

No one is saying that the current scientific paradigm that involves both astrophysics and astronomy is not full of holes. Nor is there any reason to stop questioning every aspect of those various disciplines of modern science which have been shown to fall short … some woefully short of the mark. However, the FEC was designed from the get-go to take any rational discussion into a completely irrational direction.

Really, who doesn’t know by now that NASA will lie and misrepresent whenever it behooves them to maintain their New World DisOrder? Are the sane and rational among us going to throw the baby out with the bath water because of perennial NASA prevarication?

http://www.jewworldorder.org/the-real-conspiracy-flat-earth-is-a-psyop/
Title: Re: Re: The Earth Is Flat and the Stars Revolve Around Rubini
Post by: Starr Mountain on July 15, 2021, 08:01:06 AM
How much of a kickback is Rubini taking for promoting a CIA psyop?

The real conspiracy: Flat earth is a psyop

http://www.jewworldorder.org/the-real-conspiracy-flat-earth-is-a-psyop/

Proving Flat Earthers wrong is redundant.  Weather patterns speak the truth.  Nuff said. ;)
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: pate on July 15, 2021, 10:42:02 PM
Only fools believe the Earf is flat, everyone knows it is hollow and we are living inside it.  I wish I could find the video I saw a few years ago that some random IntarTube guy made, complete with a neat simulation showing the interior sun, moon and I think maybe the inner planets too (someone had kindly shared it at the BellGab)?  He even showed how the apparent stars at night were projected somehow.  We all live on the inner concave surface of the hollow Earf.

https://youtu.be/bvZoew5SRBk

While this is not the video I recall (I think that one was thirty minutes or more) it gives you the idea sans that one dude's kick ass computer simulation that made it all quite clear and convincing.  I don't think he had anything to say about Giants and Nazis, because WWII was fought on the inner surface of the hollow Earf, and if they ex-caped through a hole in the Antarctic ice it would have been out into open space.

Flat Earth!  That is rich...

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Flat Earf 4 Dummies / Where's BellGab??
Post by: AZZERAE on July 16, 2021, 07:12:40 PM
Only fools believe the Earf is flat, everyone knows it is hollow and we are living inside it.  I wish I could find the video I saw a few years ago that some random IntarTube guy made, complete with a neat simulation showing the interior sun, moon and I think maybe the inner planets too (someone had kindly shared it at the BellGab)?

Lee stated that an archived version of the site would be "coming soon" when he transitioned things to the Facebook group, yet, that didn't happen (as yet).

I wonder if it ever will?
Title: Re: Flat Earf 4 Dummies / Where's BellGab??
Post by: pate on July 17, 2021, 01:43:57 AM
Lee stated that an archived version of the site would be "coming soon" when he transitioned things to the Facebook group, yet, that didn't happen (as yet).

I wonder if it ever will?

I asked him about that when I last spoke with him, I got the impression that he was at a sort of crossroads with that.  Apparently the image file is rather large or something and rather than post an archive it in its full spam-tastic (and spastic) glory he was considering some sort of curated approach.

I did not have much advice to offer him on that "curated" front, other than a distinct feeling that it would be quite a Herculean task (or even Sisyphutian if such a word exists).

I was however excited about the possibility of more GabCasts!

I have just had a fantastic idea, I believe I shall put on my Executive Producer hat and send him a note regarding it.  Perhaps it will reslut in another GabCast?

Nautical Shore.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Flat Earf 4 Dummies / Where's BellGab??
Post by: Starr Mountain on July 17, 2021, 05:42:59 AM
I asked him about that when I last spoke with him, I got the impression that he was at a sort of crossroads with that.  Apparently the image file is rather large or something and rather than post an archive it in its full spam-tastic (and spastic) glory he was considering some sort of curated approach.

I did not have much advice to offer him on that "curated" front, other than a distinct feeling that it would be quite a Herculean task (or even Sisyphutian if such a word exists).

I was however excited about the possibility of more GabCasts!

I have just had a fantastic idea, I believe I shall put on my Executive Producer hat and send him a note regarding it. Perhaps it will reslut in another GabCast?

Nautical Shore.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

With your guidance, perhaps it will. ;) ;D
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Colonel Pate Manly on July 17, 2021, 07:44:33 AM
Perhaps this idea is why yore dimeshun have not yet developed space travel?  It is considered a heresy?

https://youtu.be/HmAsUQEFYGI

I am rusty about the ancient history in my dimeshun, but it was Aristotle, Pthagoreez oar Peniciuos;  won oaf those proved that old theorem, and our extensive travails sance have not disproven naow accepted Law.

Eye hove tried to luke at auther dimeshuns that never developed intarn0utz by thus point, thunk thay falt sumhoe.

This won is noice, mostly...

-COL Manly
Title: Re: Flat Earf 4 Dummies / Where's BellGab??
Post by: AZZERAE on July 17, 2021, 08:42:14 AM
I asked him about that when I last spoke with him, I got the impression that he was at a sort of crossroads with that.  Apparently the image file is rather large or something and rather than post an archive it in its full spam-tastic (and spastic) glory he was considering some sort of curated approach.

I did not have much advice to offer him on that "curated" front, other than a distinct feeling that it would be quite a Herculean task (or even Sisyphutian if such a word exists).

Ah, I thought perhaps he could batch-lock all the existing threads. But I would guess its not that simple.

I was however excited about the possibility of more GabCasts!

I have just had a fantastic idea, I believe I shall put on my Executive Producer hat and send him a note regarding it.  Perhaps it will reslut in another GabCast?

Nautical Shore.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

New GabCasts are coming. In fact, I should check my Skype on that note. Maybe he's reached out to me again.

We have a relaxed approach to the production of these shows, because we both work so hard and (more often than not) don't feel up to doing anything on the rare occasion we get time off.

Rubini is talkin' out his ass through the Ciardelo sock. There will be new GabCasts-- its just that no one's in a rush to make 'em happen.

My 0.2 cents, anyway.
Title: Re: Where's BellGab?? Semi-Hard Breaking News (¼ CHUBB)
Post by: pate on July 17, 2021, 07:43:01 PM
Ah, I thought perhaps he could batch-lock all the existing threads. But I would guess its not that simple.

New GabCasts are coming. In fact, I should check my Skype on that note. Maybe he's reached out to me again.

We have a relaxed approach to the production of these shows, because we both work so hard and (more often than not) don't feel up to doing anything on the rare occasion we get time off.

Rubini is talkin' out his ass through the Ciardelo sock. There will be new GabCasts-- its just that no one's in a rush to make 'em happen.

My 0.2 cents, anyway.

Definitely check your Skype.  If he hasn't reached out to you, I strongly recommend that you reach out to him about a podcast/broadcast/shin-dig to happen in the near future.  He seemed to like the idea I communicated last night...  I went ahead and "pimped" you out as a co-host, so if that is going to happen you should start hashing out deets with the inestimable eMCee.

I do not know what Classification Level to assign to this notional broadcast project, due to my personal aversion of releasing any Intel to public scrutiny I think it would be best to keep the "sausage-making" &or "inside baseball" stuff behind the scenes and limit public release of information to promotional copy only.

Such as:

"Upcoming GabCast™ Real-Soon-Now:  Show date and time To Be Announced;  Stay Tuned to Azzgab™ (your official BellGab™ Canon Expansion Pack) for more information!"

&c

I look forward to working with you both on this new chapter in the steadily expanding BellGab™ Universe.

-Executive Producer, GabCast™ &c
Title: Re: Where's BellGab?? Semi-Hard Breaking News (¼ CHUBB)
Post by: Jackstar on July 17, 2021, 09:04:03 PM
Definitely check your Skype. 

As soon as this starship lands No it's not the USS enterprises the USS Chachi Jung Loves Bunny Gold—I'm going to check your mother.

Now I'll admit that the USS jungle Bunny does seem like a bit of an insensitive name for a actual starship in the armed forces but in my defense I will say that this number one is the name of the actual ship which was Christians in 1979 AD Gregorian and I can't really change that that's not my area and I don't see why you can't have a ship I mean you're not calling it the USS Ginger are you still worried about it *click*

I don't I don't think any of us deserve prison maybe the dog I don't know well I don't know which one is actually No I'm not nobody feels terribly guilty here they're all British happy to go home yeah No I don't know I don't know I don't think you can understand my language I speak in the jive I just come naturally now I wear this hat in these glasses I'm wearing pants I got orange orange and pants orange pants orange No I haven't told anybody that I'm a sorcerer yet but I'm totally willing to do that right now really okay well why don't you do that now oh okay I'm not going to I'm not going to proofread that Are you out of your mind No get Heather to do it What is she busy?

Sorry if I offended anyone, this is my first time at this, I'm new here, I don't have thumbs, what's in the bag, I can't read, oh my God the glasses are eating my eyes
Title: Re: Where's BellGab?? Semi-Hard Breaking News (¼ CHUBB)
Post by: Jackstar on July 18, 2021, 07:23:34 PM
As soon as this Starship lands No it's not the USS enterprises the USS Chachi Jung Loves Bunny Gold—I'm going to check your mother.

Hang on. it's a Sunday. Who chooses to die on Son Day? Mommas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Or To Be Tampons

Now I'll admit that the USS jungle J.J. MackKtstaRBunny does seem like a bit of an insensitive name for an actual starship in the armed forces but, in my defense I will say that this Number One is the name of the actual ship, which was Christian’s in 1979 A.D. Gregorian and... I can't really change that, that's not my area. And, I don't see why ewe can't have a ship. I think they look adorable in those little uniforms, I always makes me feel about lamb chop. I mean, you're not calling it the U.S.S. Ginger, are you? Still worried about it. BILL. *click*

I don't I don't think any of us deserve prison maybe the dog I don't know well I don't know which one is actually No I'm not nobody feels terribly guilty here they're all British happy to go home yeah No I don't know I don't know I don't think you can understand my language I speak in the jive I just come naturally now I wear this hat in these glasses I'm wearing pants I got orange orange and pants orange pants orange No I haven't told anybody that I'm a sorcerer yet but I'm totally willing to do that right now really okay well why don't you do that now oh okay I'm not going to I'm not going to proofread that Are you out of your mind No get Heather to do it What is she busy?

Sorry if I offended anyone, this is my first time at this, I'm new here, I don't have thumbs, what's in the bag, I can't read, oh my God the glasses are eating my eyes

oh my God the glasses are eating my eyes.

Knock off that cussing—don't you dare cuss like that in front of my wife's fourth Sherpa, onxe removed from a VUDD-FREE zone, or else I'll either complete your obvious dodge, or put you down in the CV lose Op book.

Cryptic Victor, I should know more. Victor Von Doom, explain to 0pp lol “+!”

Title: Re: When's BellGab??
Post by: Jackstar on July 20, 2021, 05:28:32 PM
Hang on. it's a Sunday. Who chooses to die on Son Day?

Today is Tuesday, and The Thunderdome Protocol is still rolling tough after approximately 112 of your Earth-days. And if you thought I was obnoxious before, you're not going to like the new Me any better, because I have seen s*** that you people would not believe. Giraffes f****** houses. How's this, getting things showing up out of nowhere and then popping away instantaneously. It's insane except it's not. It really happened and I've got evidence.

Which I of course promptly destroyed after I joined The Club. Do you know how many giraffes are in my neighborhood now? Yeah, me neither, but there were at least two there when I was growing up.

I think I'm a clone now. Or at least an adult. Not sure what the difference is. I'll get back to you on that-I'd like to record something, but I got to get going talk to a zookeeper about a horse. Forget the head, check out that neck.
Title: Re: When's BellGab??
Post by: Innerreach on July 20, 2021, 05:46:25 PM
Giraffes f****** houses.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

(https://i.imgur.com/MUHTCVo.jpg)
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Laser on July 28, 2021, 04:23:35 AM
Declassified Government Docs CONFIRM - FLAT Non-Rotating Earth
« on: July 27, 2021, 09:11:14 AM »


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Declassified Government Docs CONFIRM - FLAT Non-Rotating Earth - You can deny the reality of all of our experiments and observations to date and you can even ignore these declassified documents from NASA, the CIA, and the Russians all day long but you are just lying to yourself. It is such a pity that people will choose a LIE over the truth.

These declassified documents leave NO DOUBT that we live on a flat, non-rotating earth. But hey, stay in you stupidity if you want to - it is a free country (almost).

Thank you, I will. Just stop coming to my front door and proselytizing.

https://flatearthdeception.com
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Innerreach on October 31, 2022, 08:39:52 PM
You should do yourself a favor and listen to these two brilliant minds. They always espouse the truth for the benefit of humanity.

https://youtu.be/JSDu1sT6FAE
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Innerreach on October 31, 2022, 08:46:47 PM
https://youtu.be/leylPuTm1Bw
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Innerreach on October 31, 2022, 09:02:12 PM
https://youtu.be/hr9Xfbwd53c
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Jackstar on October 31, 2022, 09:12:47 PM
You should do yourself a favor and listen to these two brilliant minds. They always espouse the truth for the benefit of humanity.

https://youtu.be/JSDu1sT6FAE

Okay, David.
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Jackstar on October 31, 2022, 09:13:15 PM
https://youtu.be/leylPuTm1Bw

Okay, David.
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Jackstar on October 31, 2022, 09:13:54 PM
https://youtu.be/hr9Xfbwd53c

Okay, David.
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Innerreach on October 31, 2022, 09:30:40 PM
https://youtu.be/mBKeunhnPaY
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Innerreach on October 31, 2022, 09:58:13 PM
https://youtu.be/622F2M_mNKg
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Innerreach on December 22, 2022, 02:45:25 AM
https://youtu.be/PNkuLk5tUbc
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Jackstar on December 22, 2022, 02:46:33 AM
htxps://youtu.be/PNkuLk5tUbc

Clearly it was a fantastic meeting. Who is doing my read-in?
Title: Re: The Earth Is Flat and Stationary and The Stars and Planets Revolve Around Us
Post by: Innerreach on May 08, 2023, 02:04:53 PM
Rev 6:14

Then the sky receded as a scroll when it is rolled up, and every mountain and island was moved out of its place.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRKJV4GH/