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Very casual.
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Or just wishful thinking?
(https://i.ibb.co/0YxVdZV/DocMD.png)
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Or just wishful thinking?
(https://i.ibb.co/0YxVdZV/DocMD.png)
I don’t think that’s him, mengele has been around before and doc wouldn’t even log in to YouTube for the gabcasts. 🤐🤐🤐🤽🏾♂️
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I don’t think that’s him, mengele has been around before and doc wouldn’t even log in to YouTube for the gabcasts. 🤐🤐🤐🤽🏾♂️
Guess i'm still in MD MD withdrawl. Also it seems like I'm banned in the Decon chat.
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Guess i'm still in MD MD withdrawl. Also it seems like I'm banned in the Decon chat.
Good lord what did you do in there??? Last time I was in there othersider was live-chatting a visit to mrs Murphy.
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Guess i'm still in MD MD withdrawl. Also it seems like I'm banned in the Decon chat.
No great loss is it. A third rate hack in a thrift store Versace suit is he boasting about his success. In all this time he has less than 2000 subscribers. The Kenny Bania of longform podcasting is he.
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/eIHmpV8FgSGbREc6Ig9Uv9cWuKohK6HBZOcTmAMxhMlbQLStKzJcDAbU9_CUGk6FRehRQISymgyRyzoXPxQ9UlbzobXVVCchDjDyZDaa)
That’s gold, Rubini. Gold!
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Good lord what did you do in there??? Last time I was in there othersider was live-chatting a visit to mrs Murphy.
I did suggest Dr. Paul Cottrell as a guest. Pay back is a bitch I guess. One of my Senda alts can get thru though so I do think I'm banned.
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These are the top 4 videos that Youtube is recommending for me. I know I have issues but do they have to take that fact and rub it in my face like this?
(https://i.ibb.co/8NXJkWv/Youtube-Reco.png)
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These are the top 4 videos that Youtube is recommending for me. I know I have issues but do they have to take that fact and rub it in my face like this?
(https://i.ibb.co/8NXJkWv/Youtube-Reco.png)
Jim Breuer and Norm Macdonald are based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRrYswAEG-4
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I did suggest Dr. Paul Cottrell as a guest. Pay back is a bitch I guess. One of my Senda alts can get thru though so I do think I'm banned.
It seems like banning you would be like banning Rix Gins. Says more about the insecurity of Dubbs "pappi" than it does anything else.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MzxGwPIx7bQ
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Malliard has some physic cat lady on live right now. I am sure she is nice enough but that isn't my thing. I could work on this document I am writing for work or I could try and revive Davey and Goliath? WWWD [What Would WAN Do]?
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I could work on this document I am writing for work
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/22/73/e4/2273e43ebc9d4d2417051b0e84ec08c4.gif)
or I could try and revive Davey and Goliath?
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/c83a59ce72e487479069f81b1278016f/tumblr_od7qstwv391ts2grho1_500.gif)
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So I think the thread is more interested in Davey and Goliath meet the Mechanical Man over Openstack 16.1 Installation Hints and Tips?
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(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CavernousDimwittedIncatern-small.gif)
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Malliard has some physic cat lady on live right now. I am sure she is nice enough but that isn't my thing. I could work on this document I am writing for work or I could try and revive Davey and Goliath? WWWD [What Would WAN Do]?
Wont play 4 me desu~
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(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CavernousDimwittedIncatern-small.gif)
Well okay but I'll have you know that the OctaviaAmphoraSshKeyFile: stanza in the config yaml file is pretty damn Hot
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Well okay but I'll have you know that the OctaviaAmphoraSshKeyFile: stanza in the config yaml file is pretty damn Hot
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/79/58/7f/79587f19799b0575ab8fa1d51e98b9fc.gif)
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Wont play 4 me desu~
Jim's website is kind of a mess. If you fish around you might find some alternate links. Or just bag it and roll with Ghost who is back and live right now:
https://dlive.tv/ghostpolitics
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/79/58/7f/79587f19799b0575ab8fa1d51e98b9fc.gif)
I didn't even make that shit up either. Here:
https://opendev.org/openstack/tripleo-heat-templates/commit/7c230463d94b9dc6b023c086e6f4c0f9f76ec41a?style=split
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I didn't even make that shit up either. Here:
https://opendev.org/openstack/tripleo-heat-templates/commit/7c230463d94b9dc6b023c086e6f4c0f9f76ec41a?style=split
(https://data.whicdn.com/images/106674831/original.gif)
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Malliard has some physic cat lady on live right now. I am sure she is nice enough but that isn't my thing. I could work on this document I am writing for work or I could try and revive Davey and Goliath? WWWD [What Would WAN Do]?
All that I will say is that this time of the day is not made for work... Leave it until:
a) Next Monday
b) Tomorrow morning
c) Early January
d) Whenever the person who is expecting it finally remembers to request it again.
For now, Davey and Goliath seem more important to me.
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(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CavernousDimwittedIncatern-small.gif)
I'm going to serve an eviction notice soon. First you were in my head when deciding if I should put empty calories in my backpack on the way home, or milk. Then yesterday I was "bopping" along to some music (Initial D soundtrack, for Asuka) with my fists up by my chest while "weaving" on the unicycle. I suddenly recalled one of your damn memes of this guy "dancing" in the same position that I was in.
I will have my lawyers craft a "cease and desist" letter if you don't stop.
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(https://i.ibb.co/DzmPQqw/louiscomeon.webp)
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Dunno do I, Davey.
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Then yesterday I was "bopping" along to some music (Initial D soundtrack, for Asuka) with my fists up by my chest while "weaving" on the unicycle. I suddenly recalled one of your damn memes of this guy "dancing" in the same position that I was in.
(http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32700000/Louis-GIFS-louis-tomlinson-32785460-500-321.gif)
I will have my lawyers craft a "cease and desist" letter if you don't stop.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ColorlessAjarAfricanharrierhawk-small.gif)
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(http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32700000/Louis-GIFS-louis-tomlinson-32785460-500-321.gif)
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ColorlessAjarAfricanharrierhawk-small.gif)
You are not helping your case, damn it. If there is one thing that I have learned from a decade of hanging around the "gab" boards, it is that you should be scared when somebody threatens to get their lawyers involved. Without exception it has ended badly for the other poster.
Look, I'm trying to be reasonable and not threaten to call the FBI cyber crimes unit or your local PD to report your posts as injurious. Please work with me here.
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You are not helping your case, damn it. If there is one thing that I have learned from a decade of hanging around the "gab" boards, it is that you should be scared when somebody threatens to get their lawyers involved. Without exception it has ended badly for the other poster.
Look, I'm trying to be reasonable and not threaten to call the FBI cyber crimes unit or your local PD to report your posts as injurious. Please work with me here.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1f/ad/0e/1fad0ecc0531d23c114ca817fd8e470c.gif)
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You are not helping your case, damn it. If there is one thing that I have learned from a decade of hanging around the "gab" boards, it is that you should be scared when somebody threatens to get their lawyers involved. Without exception it has ended badly for the other poster.
Look, I'm trying to be reasonable and not threaten to call the FBI cyber crimes unit or your local PD to report your posts as injurious. Please work with me here.
Sigh...infected by the Rubini/SMM virus you have become. Midichlorian count down. :(
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All that I will say is that this time of the day is not made for work... Leave it until:
a) Next Monday
b) Tomorrow morning
c) Early January
d) Whenever the person who is expecting it finally remembers to request it again.
For now, Davey and Goliath seem more important to me.
Sound advice. It is one of those things that no one will ever look at unless I get laid off or die.
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Sound advice. It is one of those things that no one will ever look at unless I get laid off or die.
I wish this were a joke... But you should follow the WOTR system of filing. There needs to be one pile on your desk of "must get done, they will never be forgotten" project papers. And then two or three other piles scattered around the office. (Mine presently reside on the corner of my desk, my bookshelf, and the window ledge.) Whenever you have something cross your desk, you determine if it needs to be in the "must do" pile. If not, you randomly place it in one of the other stack of papers.
There need not be any rhyme or reason behind your decision of which of the "less important" piles the paper lands in. Consult the magic 8 ball if you think it will help. Anyhow, every few months- when a pile grows too large, go through it. Lots of the papers near the top will still appear to have some possible importance and become the bottom of the new pile that you start in a new location. As you work your way to the bottom, you are likely to find that most, if not all of the papers can be recycled and they were not nearly as important as you thought at the time.
It is only on a rare occasion that you realize you did not categorize the paper correctly initially, and it needs immediate attention. Then it is either placed on your computer keyboard, or the top of the "must do" pile (depending on how close to the deadline or past the deadline it is.)
Again, I wish I were joking. But you would be amazed at how much time each year this method saves...
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Sigh...infected by the Rubini/SMM virus you have become. Midichlorian count down. :(
Back me up, you are not? Committing sexual harassment, he is. Below is the p(r)oof.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1f/ad/0e/1fad0ecc0531d23c114ca817fd8e470c.gif)
That's it. I'm going to get drunk, call up Groyper, and start ranting my threats to call the FBI tomorrow on a live stream. You have left me with no alternative.
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Back me up, you are not? Committing sexual harassment, he is. Below is the p(r)oof.
That's it. I'm going to get drunk, call up Groyper, and start ranting my threats to call the FBI tomorrow on a live stream. You have left me with no alternative.
(https://www.j-14.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/louis-tomlinson-reaction-gif-1.gif?fit=500%2C454)
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Sound advice. It is one of those things that no one will ever look at unless I get laid.
We can't wait that long.
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We can't wait that long.
#brutal
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Most probably know Hitler’s voice only from his speeches, in which he often seems like a raving maniac to those who don’t speak German but he actually had a very normal voice in everyday life. Have a listen as he discusses his tank anxiexty with a friend:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE6mnPmztoQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJz18c6gw8c
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(https://janjeffcoat.com/images/janbio4%20largetransright-crop-u21682.png?crc=244501731)
In love with Jan Jeffcoat am I. However, one of these women appears she to be that plucks ALL of her eyebrow hairs out and then paints them on. Suspect (hope) do I that she may be possessed by an oral sex demon.
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File this under 'things you don't often see': wandering around my local supermarket was...a monk. Yep, an actual real life fucking monk in his habit and sandals. Quite a big dude too, not conspicuously white, in fact rather Middle-Eastern in appearance. I wish I'd looked at what he was buying, I thought they lived on roots and wild herbs.
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Wandering around my local supermarket was...a monk. Yep, an actual real life fucking monk in his habit and sandals.
GAY.
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(https://i.imgflip.com/4hoq34.jpg)
Write stuff!
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File this under 'things you don't often see': wandering around my local supermarket was...a monk. Yep, an actual real life fucking monk in his habit and sandals. Quite a big dude too, not conspicuously white, in fact rather Middle-Eastern in appearance. I wish I'd looked at what he was buying, I thought they lived on roots and wild herbs.
Or not buying, like a shoplifter filling his ample paunch under the robe.
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Write stuff!
Sandals are gay AF.
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Sandals are gay AF.
Think so Jesus did not. Only gay are they if socks are worn with.
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Think so Jesus did not. Only gay are they if socks are worn with.
Were you born to disagree with me?
Sandals are NOT Hip Hop, son.
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Were you born to disagree with me?
Sandals are NOT Hip Hop, son.
A psyop is hip hop to convince white people to give up their identity and become subservient to black gangster culture. It killed all other pop music in drive-bys.
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A psyop is hip hop ... It killed all other pop music
Do you ever get the feeling that Hip-Hop can only exist because it’s being funded by some nefarious entity in a vast conspiracy to confuse and disorient the public?
Because if you do, you’d be exactly right.
Apparently it was an operation to convince people how great America must be if any idiot could become rich by rhyming a few words together in a static rhythm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJgqj1VQpEs
Rap used to undermine Cuban govt (https://www.rt.com/news/213371-cuba-hip-hop-usaid/)
Hip-Hop used to Infiltrated (https://www.billboard.com/articles/business/6405530/cuba-hip-hop-scene-us-plot-los-aldeanos-juanes)
Modern art used as a propaganda weapon (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/modern-art-was-cia-weapon-1578808.html)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKFO2FUW_BE
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This is now ok.
(https://i.ibb.co/54YM6Xj/socks.png)
Providing the very latest in fashion news you can use to clobber the snobs, I am your style correspondent, Gay_Dubb
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This is now ok.
(https://i.ibb.co/54YM6Xj/socks.png)
Providing the very latest in fashion news you can use to clobber the snobs, I am your style correspondent, Gay_Dubb
Hmmm... Several days ago I left the house in dark brown Birks and black socks. Is that also now fashionable? To be fair, it was night, and it was only to drive to work to fill out a report that could not wait...
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Also, fucking bastard drivers. First actual crash on unicycle today. My app shows 42 Kmph with a sudden fall to 0, but I was probably down to 35 by the time the bastard cut me off and forced me into an entrance. A double curb on the other side of the entrance launched me airborne, and I came down bruising a heel, blackening my big toe nail (good thing socks are now OK with sandals), beating the crap out of my wrist guards and scraping the chin on the helmet. It did not "hit" the ground, but it did scrape it a little. I landed on my feet (hence the bruised heel). But you cannot outrun 40 Kmph (or even 35.)
That leads me to my biggest concern (aside from the cracked pedals.) Is a scrape on a helnet seen as sexy? Proof that one has rode hard enough to cause a scrape- or is it seen as a show of weakness that you hit the ground? I'm really concerned with my fashion sense if I show my face in public with a scraped helmet (at least I still have a face to show.)
To anybody how is wondering, my wrist guards took the brunt of the scraping. I got up, checked that I was not broken, got back on the unicycle and did not even look back at the fucker in the car. (Actually I had my hand on his hood keeping myself from getting run over and it was too high for a car. Maybe a SUV?) I figured that I would probably not control my temper if the fucker argued and chose to just keep going without comment.
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Hmmm... Several days ago I left the house in dark brown Birks and black socks. Is that also now fashionable? To be fair, it was night, and it was only to drive to work to fill out a report that could not wait...
In some perfectly normal alternate universe there was a video on GooTube that showed a progression as Men age and their clothing choices (or habits) for such a pilgrammage(sp).
Apparently, that video was destined for the video/memory-hole. The current vidya (h/t PhDork Medical Doctor Medical Doctor) truth seems to be thus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsUlUjLJ-cI
Which is an awful revisionist historical replacement for the original Manly Vidya that clearly documented that as Men age they care less and less about what sort of shoes or (gag) make-up they are wearing, the project at hand demands a 3/17 thread (standard NOT metric) Wood-screw...
Pardon me, but we are in the machine-screw aisle young man: are you certain we will find what I need for my project?
NEVER MIND MY OIL-STAINED TOGA, OR HOW IT DOES NOT COMPLEMENT MY COMBAT BOOTS (original black leather, NOT suede): YOU BRING ME TO THE MACHINE SCREW SECTION WHEN I SPECIFICALLY INDICATED WOOD SCREWS--never you mind child (man-child or lady-child? who knows anymore, is this a hardware store? It BARELY rhymes!)
I should apply for a job hear, but wait: apparently one gets what one pays for... TANJ-it!!!!
I seem to have lost track; young cis-gender, are the Depends near or far from the Cabbage-heads in this fyne 'stablishmint?
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pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?"
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In some perfectly normal alternate universe there was a video on GooTube that showed a progression as Men age and their clothing choices (or habits) for such a pilgrammage(sp).
Apparently, that video was destined for the video/memory-hole. The current vidya (h/t PhDork Medical Doctor Medical Doctor) truth seems to be thus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsUlUjLJ-cI
Which is an awful revisionist historical replacement for the original Manly Vidya that clearly documented that as Men age they care less and less about what sort of shoes or (gag) make-up they are wearing, the project at hand demands a 3/17 thread (standard NOT metric) Wood-screw...
Pardon me, but we are in the machine-screw aisle young man: are you certain we will find what I need for my project?
NEVER MIND MY OIL-STAINED TOGA, OR HOW IT DOES NOT COMPLEMENT MY COMBAT BOOTS (original black leather, NOT suede): YOU BRING ME TO THE MACHINE SCREW SECTION WHEN I SPECIFICALLY INDICATED WOOD SCREWS--never you mind child (man-child or lady-child? who knows anymore, is this a hardware store? It BARELY rhymes!)
I should apply for a job hear, but wait: apparently one gets what one pays for... TANJ-it!!!!
I seem to have lost track, young cis-gender are the Depends near or far from the Cabbage-heads in this fyne 'stablishmint?
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pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?"
Well, I cannot tell you WHo(zit?) shat in the interregnum. However, I'm positive you will kill yourself laughing at quick dick mcdick telling you about the Saskatchewan substitution. If you do any mechanical work, you will see yourself in this. Start @ 1:30. Quick Dick's anniversary video is my birthday present to you on the first day of the birthday week...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IdIgSztSzE
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Well, I cannot tell you WHo(zit?) shat in the interregnum. However, I'm positive you will kill yourself laughing at quick dick mcdick telling you about the Saskatchewan substitution. If you do any mechanical work, you will see yourself in this. Start @ 1:30. Quick Dick's anniversary video is my birthday present to you on the first day of the birthday week...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IdIgSztSzE
Cheese Rice Crispies, WOTR!
Y'all almost qualify as a Second-Whirled Country due to the lack of Technology. Git yew sum:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNeXg-8ygug
The above is aktually a US trade seekrut... Do NAUT share!
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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Also, fucking bastard drivers. First actual crash on unicycle today. My app shows 42 Kmph with a sudden fall to 0, but I was probably down to 35 by the time the bastard cut me off and forced me into an entrance. A double curb on the other side of the entrance launched me airborne, and I came down bruising a heel, blackening my big toe nail (good thing socks are now OK with sandals), beating the crap out of my wrist guards and scraping the chin on the helmet. It did not "hit" the ground, but it did scrape it a little. I landed on my feet (hence the bruised heel). But you cannot outrun 40 Kmph (or even 35.)
That leads me to my biggest concern (aside from the cracked pedals.) Is a scrape on a helnet seen as sexy? Proof that one has rode hard enough to cause a scrape- or is it seen as a show of weakness that you hit the ground? I'm really concerned with my fashion sense if I show my face in public with a scraped helmet (at least I still have a face to show.)
To anybody how is wondering, my wrist guards took the brunt of the scraping. I got up, checked that I was not broken, got back on the unicycle and did not even look back at the fucker in the car. (Actually I had my hand on his hood keeping myself from getting run over and it was too high for a car. Maybe a SUV?) I figured that I would probably not control my temper if the fucker argued and chose to just keep going without comment.
Helmet scrapes can look bad ass but you have to come by them naturally.
(https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/Bov5g9TJUUrnc7LWcjc_hpbWjTI=/0x56:363x298/1400x1400/filters:focal(0x56:363x298):format(jpeg)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/33378903/__12_JPG.0.jpg)
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Well, I cannot tell you WHo(zit?) shat in the interregnum. However, I'm positive you will kill yourself laughing at quick dick mcdick telling you about the Saskatchewan substitution. If you do any mechanical work, you will see yourself in this. Start @ 1:30. Quick Dick's anniversary video is my birthday present to you on the first day of the birthday week...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IdIgSztSzE
Okay so I was digging a hole with a pointy stick this past weekend. That ain't no crime. ;D
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This is now ok.
(https://i.ibb.co/54YM6Xj/socks.png)
Providing the very latest in fashion news you can use to clobber the snobs, I am your style correspondent, Gay_Dubb
Faen ta deg!
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Faen ta deg!
Nah. The Việt Minh look is the thing this spring out on the wrong coast. He is just keeping up with the Phams. Wait until you see his new spring hat.
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Nah. The Việt Minh look is the thing this spring out on the wrong coast. He is just keeping up with the Phams. Wait until you see his new spring hat.
There's enough sadness in life without people like K_Dubb waltzing around in black pyjamas.
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Hmmm... Several days ago I left the house in dark brown Birks and black socks. Is that also now fashionable? To be fair, it was night, and it was only to drive to work to fill out a report that could not wait...
I have not seen it done with black socks yet. This trend began last year with crisp plain white tube socks showing under high-water pants (you will notice skinny jeans are a thing of the past, sadly, though I am clinging desperately to mine) worn with minimalist canvas sneakers, also in white, and it has now moved to what you see here. The point appears to be the gleeful flouting of convention, with the white sock showing you are being playfully provocative rather than subfusc about it.
That said, I believe you could cite this style (this happens to be my personal style god, a male supermodel veteran of Paris and Milan) should anyone hassle you about them. As with the New Mullet, to which I drew everyone's attention on bellgab (I believe) I am interested in high fashion courting/drawing inspiration from the deeply unfashionable, as it always does.
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Also, fucking bastard drivers. First actual crash on unicycle today. My app shows 42 Kmph with a sudden fall to 0, but I was probably down to 35 by the time the bastard cut me off and forced me into an entrance. A double curb on the other side of the entrance launched me airborne, and I came down bruising a heel, blackening my big toe nail (good thing socks are now OK with sandals), beating the crap out of my wrist guards and scraping the chin on the helmet. It did not "hit" the ground, but it did scrape it a little. I landed on my feet (hence the bruised heel). But you cannot outrun 40 Kmph (or even 35.)
That leads me to my biggest concern (aside from the cracked pedals.) Is a scrape on a helnet seen as sexy? Proof that one has rode hard enough to cause a scrape- or is it seen as a show of weakness that you hit the ground? I'm really concerned with my fashion sense if I show my face in public with a scraped helmet (at least I still have a face to show.)
To anybody how is wondering, my wrist guards took the brunt of the scraping. I got up, checked that I was not broken, got back on the unicycle and did not even look back at the fucker in the car. (Actually I had my hand on his hood keeping myself from getting run over and it was too high for a car. Maybe a SUV?) I figured that I would probably not control my temper if the fucker argued and chose to just keep going without comment.
Yes it is dead sexy, that is a battle scar! I am relieved you are ok.
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Nah. The Việt Minh look is the thing this spring out on the wrong coast. He is just keeping up with the Phams. Wait until you see his new spring hat.
Walks, I had no idea! You are doubtless thinking of the bucket hat which is now seen everywhere. However, my own personal Polaris is proposing a simple red beanie, which is thrilling since I am bursting with beanies! There was a knitting vogue several years ago and, once ladies find out you will actually wear them, you are showered with them. Not unlike how, if you take up the accordion, all the attics of your extended family will be emptied at the expense of your basement.
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Walks, I had no idea! You are doubtless thinking of the bucket hat which is now seen everywhere. However, my own personal Polaris is proposing a simple red beanie, which is thrilling since I am bursting with beanies! There was a knitting vogue several years ago and, once ladies find out you will actually wear them, you are showered with them. Not unlike how, if you take up the accordion, all the attics of your extended family will be emptied at the expense of your basement.
I was thinking of one of those puffy, dark green things with the red star in the middle. I think it might look sharp on you with the pipe and all. Not big on beanies but if your flock of women, ever drop one of these babies off and you don't want - give me a kick!
(https://savacoolandsons.blob.core.windows.net/photos/25892/25892-dw2y.jpeg)
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(https://images.wsj.net/im-321305)
What makes an outfit outdated? Recognizable fads—like message-print T-shirts or early aughts-era no-show socks—are outfit poison, and fallbacks like chinos and shapeless cardigans are cringeworthy relics. A garment’s cut, too, can read “outmoded.” “You don’t want to look like you’re in a jacket from 30 years ago, so updated fits come into play,” said Paul Stuart creative director Ralph Auriemma. He suggested tailored sportswear for a sleeker, modern fit.
As we plan our re-entry outfits, comfort remains a factor, said Tracy Margolies, Saks Fifth Avenue’s chief merchant, “but people want to be stylish.” That’s why stifling skinny jeans, for instance, bow to straight-leg options and roomy denim joggers.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/skinny-jeans-and-9-other-styles-that-date-you-11618027200 (https://www.wsj.com/articles/skinny-jeans-and-9-other-styles-that-date-you-11618027200)
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The very latest in antifa off-street style brought to you today by Trumpet Man
(https://i.ibb.co/ZGnNVYn/tmanpants.png)
Yes those are flowers in his hair.
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As seen today in Rome, Tman is absolutely on-trend.
(https://i.ibb.co/M5dJzd8/romapants.png)
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I have not seen it done with black socks yet.
Yet. The operative word is yet. You wait- I'm a trend setting fashion beacon.
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Yet. The operative word is yet. You wait- I'm a trend setting fashion beacon.
Oh I believe it! You left me and my poor skinny jeans behind ages ago.
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As seen today in Rome, Tman is absolutely on-trend.
(https://i.ibb.co/M5dJzd8/romapants.png)
Wearing 1970's Garanimals pants is on trend?
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Helmet scrapes can look bad ass but you have to come by them naturally.
Thanks. Believe me- it was natural.
Yes it is dead sexy, that is a battle scar! I am relieved you are ok.
Excellent. Two votes for not hiding my face in shame. My right heel is quite bruised and sore today. The ankle is not swollen and has full movement- but damn the heel hurts to walk on. While the scratch on the helmet may be dead sexy, I assume that a limp is not. I shall endeavour to walk without showing pain.
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Thanks. Believe me- it was natural.
Excellent. Two votes for not hiding my face in shame. My right heel is quite bruised and sore today. The ankle is not swollen and has full movement- but damn the heel hurts to walk on. While the scratch on the helmet may be dead sexy, I assume that a limp is not. I shall endeavour to walk without showing pain.
Take care of that heel - long term heel issues are something you don't want.
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Wearing 1970's Garanimals pants is on trend?
Yes!
(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/1b/f8/e9/1bf8e939419ec2dbce7866659062083c.jpg)
(https://img.ltwebstatic.com/images2_pi/2019/07/16/15632671362629572801.webp)
(https://img.ltwebstatic.com/images2_pi/2019/06/18/15608483092217354156_thumbnail_600x799.webp)
OUT OF STOCK :'(
Fortunately I think I have some vintage striped bell-bottoms I can refurbish with my little sewing machine so I am not left out.
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Yes!
(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/1b/f8/e9/1bf8e939419ec2dbce7866659062083c.jpg)
(https://img.ltwebstatic.com/images2_pi/2019/07/16/15632671362629572801.webp)
(https://img.ltwebstatic.com/images2_pi/2019/07/16/15632671362629572801.webp)
OUT OF STOCK :'(
Fortunately I think I have some vintage striped bell-bottoms I can refurbish with my little sewing machine so I am not left out.
Cool. As a consolation for that item being out stock, you can follow the stripes to nirvana if you please.
(https://external-preview.redd.it/7kf9LDVdrynnOBjo1yntCk9lJ7_2gHxYexHGESEDQC0.jpg?auto=webp&s=4a2a1b9df02f5035842b2e6e8a2390a744a38a30)
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Cool. As a consolation for that item being out stock, you can follow the stripes to nirvana if you please.
(https://external-preview.redd.it/7kf9LDVdrynnOBjo1yntCk9lJ7_2gHxYexHGESEDQC0.jpg?auto=webp&s=4a2a1b9df02f5035842b2e6e8a2390a744a38a30)
(https://i.gifer.com/Qq6D.gif)
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Take care of that heel - long term heel issues are something you don't want.
Thanks. If it does not feel better in a few days, I will get it X-rayed. I don't think there is anything major (I'm hoping.)
Cool. As a consolation for that item being out stock, you can follow the stripes to nirvana if you please.
(https://external-preview.redd.it/7kf9LDVdrynnOBjo1yntCk9lJ7_2gHxYexHGESEDQC0.jpg?auto=webp&s=4a2a1b9df02f5035842b2e6e8a2390a744a38a30)
Ummm... Wow. That is quite the pair of pants. I wonder if she had any idea when the photo was being taken?
I must confess that I do not own anything in my wardrobe that will allow me to be on the cutting edge of this fashion. I do have a couple of striped terry towels. If the stripes need not match pattern (or colours) I might be able to get a local seamstress to sew them together into some high fashion pantaloons?
*Side note on how my grandparents met in war in Germany. My grandfather passed the local tailor and saw my grandmother in the window. He went in and sucked in his stomach and told her he needed his uniform pants taken in. She did so. He returned with a few more uniform pants for the same service over the next week or two before admitting that he now owned several pairs of pants that were unnaturally tight and that what he really wanted was a date...
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I wear Hot Topic pantalones exclusively
(https://hottopic.scene7.com/is/image/HotTopic/150160_hi?$newht_product_lg$)
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I wear Hot Topic pantalones exclusively
(https://hottopic.scene7.com/is/image/HotTopic/150160_hi?$newht_product_lg$)
I will wait for the official ruling from Dubb on this. I will say that with the chains, exposed anchor points, and rope on this garment, it may fit in nicely with certain niche segments of his community... :o
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Under my robe no pants wear I.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTGP97IdYEfjh79PyO44OS_BohhfuPyVTAJCA&usqp=CAU)
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*Side note on how my grandparents met in war in Germany. My grandfather passed the local tailor and saw my grandmother in the window. He went in and sucked in his stomach and told her he needed his uniform pants taken in. She did so. He returned with a few more uniform pants for the same service over the next week or two before admitting that he now owned several pairs of pants that were unnaturally tight and that what he really wanted was a date...
CUTE 😍
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I will wait for the official ruling from Dubb on this. I will say that with the chains, exposed anchor points, and rope on this garment, it may fit in nicely with certain niche segments of his community... :o
I would call my style a mixture of Malice Mizer and Zak Bagans
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I will wait for the official ruling from Dubb on this. I will say that with the chains, exposed anchor points, and rope on this garment, it may fit in nicely with certain niche segments of his community... :o
Ruling is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlvSgkzCfcw
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Ruling is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlvSgkzCfcw
uhh, BASED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPbVRpRgHso
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_Dkjwxd0vw
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Big Kentucky Fried Chicken eating mother f'er comes in and gets three outs on 7 Davey Hansen, nothing pitches.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOgpNjeh1EA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_Dkjwxd0vw
You know... That look he has kind of reminds me of Deacon.
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You know... That look he has kind of reminds me of Deacon.
This was explored extensively on the much-lamented tsunderegab. Papi is down with the all-black but not the Affliction gear.
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Ruling is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlvSgkzCfcw
Wow. That guy has some kind of skill.
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(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/20491329.jpg)
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(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/20491329.jpg)
(https://i.postimg.cc/253M2sY0/sounds-gay.jpg)
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Wow. That guy has some kind of skill.
That is how Sukie dances, or used to. I bet he still has a drawer full of glowsticks and wristbands.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhl_nLZ9LFM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvzCmV3_12c
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYJ2lFNrVLE
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Gray :-\
(https://i.ibb.co/ZMMPTVG/gray-sweater.png)
See Shreddie they are not all the same sweater you twit.
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Gray :-\
(https://i.ibb.co/ZMMPTVG/gray-sweater.png)
See Shreddie they are not all the same sweater you twit.
So you roll with a murse over one of those belly bags?
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So you roll with a murse over one of those belly bags?
Haha that's just a backpack with only one strap on. I only really use a man-purse if I have to take my laptop somewhere for some reason. These are the bags that are The Look right now, though; not too far removed from an 18th-c. soldier's haversack slung from a crossbelt;
(https://i.ibb.co/7WT8ddv/pvnbag.png)
But at $4k I'm thinking some old piece of army gear like a map case would be better and more original, or one of those courier things that have the hair on.
There are some designers trying to make the fanny pack happen, usually with more of a hard-sided luggage-looking thing instead of just a nylon zipper pouch but no one I know is having it.
With the latest developments in manpurses, this has been your style correspondent Gay_Dubb.
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Haha that's just a backpack with only one strap on. I only really use a man-purse if I have to take my laptop somewhere for some reason. These are the bags that are The Look right now, though; not too far removed from an 18th-c. soldier's haversack slung from a crossbelt;
(https://i.ibb.co/7WT8ddv/pvnbag.png)
But at $4k I'm thinking some old piece of army gear like a map case would be better and more original, or one of those courier things that have the hair on.
There are some designers trying to make the fanny pack happen, usually with more of a hard-sided luggage-looking thing instead of just a nylon zipper pouch but no one I know is having it.
With the latest developments in manpurses, this has been your style correspondent Gay_Dubb.
I was certain that you were a belly bag kind of a guy.
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/611pSGp4TdL._AC_SX425_.jpg)
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I was certain that you were a belly bag kind of a guy.
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/611pSGp4TdL._AC_SX425_.jpg)
Gross. I already have one of those. I'm going to go purge now.
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I'm going to go purge now.
Karen. We don't really need to hear about your racist, thin privilege activities.
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Karen. We don't really need to hear about your racist, thin privilege activities.
Well you can suck it WAN! If you want to go hang out with a bunch of sorry self-congratulatory blubberbellies slapping each other's back fat and croaking like ugly little frogs on a log you can go hang out at ellgab. 🐰 loves me ❤️ and has graciously allowed me this little space to swan about preaching the gospel of thin and sexy and risking the wrath of the lumbering multitude in relative safety.
I warn you, I am a grizzled veteran of cooks.com's comment section where I routinely take on the sort of people who add half-cans of leftover pumpkin to a pudding just because it is there, and hell hath no fury like a housewife who happily shits all over some historic recipe that has survived a hundred years or more and is persuaded she has done something clever!
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Well you can suck it WAN! If you want to go hang out with a bunch of sorry self-congratulatory blubberbellies slapping each other's back fat and croaking like ugly little frogs on a log you can go hang out at ellgab. 🐰 loves me ❤️ and has graciously allowed me this little space to swan about preaching the gospel of thin and sexy and risking the wrath of the lumbering multitude in relative safety.
I warn you, I am a grizzled veteran of cooks.com's comment section where I routinely take on the sort of people who add half-cans of leftover pumpkin to a pudding just because it is there, and hell hath no fury like a housewife who happily shits all over some historic recipe that has survived a hundred years or more and is persuaded she has done something clever!
All that is well and good but do take a moment and reflect:
What exactly is "thin privilege"?
Thin privilege represents all the social, financial and practical benefits a person gets because they are thin or in a relatively smaller body, according to experts. Like all forms of privilege, the person who has it may not realize they have any advantage, because it's simply normal for them to, say, not have to think about whether they can fit between tables in a tiny bistro, whether their size clothing will be readily available, or whether they can eat in public without being stared at.
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In all seriousness, I can't believe this a thing:
https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/health/diet-nutrition/a35047908/what-is-thin-privilege/
https://naafa.org/
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All that is well and good but do take a moment and reflect:
Fack That Shit. I am thin because I work damn hard -- doubly hard because of how much I like cake -- at it by simple means that are universally available regardless of income or position so if I want to wipe your eye with my size 29 black skinny jeans (which are really more like 31 if you measure with a tape :-\) I will do so with a clear conscience!
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Fack That Shit. I am thin because I work damn hard -- doubly hard because of how much I like cake -- at it by simple means that are universally available regardless of income or position so if I want to wipe your eye with my size 29 black skinny jeans (which are really more like 31 if you measure with a tape :-\) I will do so with a clear conscience!
So you are an unrepentant Skinny Supremacist?
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So you are an unrepentant Skinny Supremacist?
Always has he been racist against fatties. How long can we allow them to be oppressed by haters like Dubb?! :'(
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/66/31/46/66314614cb3728c314e2e0fb0e68039f.jpg)
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Fack That Shit. I am thin because I work damn hard -- doubly hard because of how much I like cake -- at it by simple means that are universally available regardless of income or position so if I want to wipe your eye with my size 29 black skinny jeans (which are really more like 31 if you measure with a tape :-\) I will do so with a clear conscience!
If those 'means ' involve chugging baby batter like it was Peach Snapple then include me out.
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So you are an unrepentant Skinny Supremacist?
YES as are most of my kind, we tried the sweet and funny and nice approach with Richard Simmons but you land whales would not listen or repent and just kept sucking down your Mister Misties so you force us to take up the scourge! It will be terror and slaughter next.
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If those 'means ' involve chugging baby batter like it was Peach Snapple then include me out.
It does not, you'll starve to death you poor thing! Never was there a sorrier cow -- so much effort for so little milk.
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YES as are most of my kind, we tried the sweet and funny and nice approach with Richard Simmons but you land whales would not listen or repent and just kept sucking down your Mister Misties so you force us to take up the scourge! It will be terror and slaughter next.
It is too late for terror and slaughter. Each and every day, weight proportional to height Silent Gen and Boomers die and each is replaced by two porkers turning 20.
The demographic tide is against you. Your age ends. A new one jiggly one dawns.
(http://effectsofobesity1.weebly.com/uploads/2/9/1/4/29145605/9687423.png?823)
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Always has he been racist against fatties. How long can we allow them to be oppressed by haters like Dubb?! :'(
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/66/31/46/66314614cb3728c314e2e0fb0e68039f.jpg)
What he doesn't know is that 5G smart phone in his murse will bring him down in the end. 5G stands for 5-Giant, which will be the size of the red shorts he'll need to buy within 18 months of owning the thing.
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It is too late for terror and slaughter. Each and every day, weight proportional to height Silent Gen and Boomers die and each is replaced by two porkers turning 20.
The demographic tide is against you. Your age ends. A new one jiggly one dawns.
(http://effectsofobesity1.weebly.com/uploads/2/9/1/4/29145605/9687423.png?823)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHn3IMOWSes
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What he doesn't know is that 5G smart phone in his murse will bring him down in the end. 5G stands for 5-Giant, which will be the size of the red shorts he'll need to buy within 18 months of owning the thing.
That’s why I only rock 3G. 3G = thin G ;)
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(https://i.imgflip.com/4hoq34.jpg)
Post often!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SnpXmW_37w
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SnpXmW_37w
Suggested soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTrH_eR3m4o
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Thinking I am that it’s a videodrone being operated by criminal looking for “stealables” in cars.
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Fack That Shit. I am thin because I work damn hard -- doubly hard because of how much I like cake -- at it by simple means that are universally available regardless of income or position so if I want to wipe your eye with my size 29 black skinny jeans (which are really more like 31 if you measure with a tape :-\) I will do so with a clear conscience!
I am offended on behalf of fat people everywhere. Not everybody has access to 45lb dumbbells.
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It is too late for terror and slaughter. Each and every day, weight proportional to height Silent Gen and Boomers die and each is replaced by two porkers turning 20.
The demographic tide is against you. Your age ends. A new one jiggly one dawns.
(http://effectsofobesity1.weebly.com/uploads/2/9/1/4/29145605/9687423.png?823)
I put this up with more explanation in another thread... But it looks like it also belongs here.
(https://assets.zerohedge.com/s3fs-public/styles/inline_image_mobile/public/inline-images/adultobesityv2.png?itok=NhLGh9Vj)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfFgNw-RYH0
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I need a ruling from our (self-appointed) arbiter of all things fashionable. Tony Blair is now sporting a mullet ('business at the front, party at the back'). I think he looks very seedy, like an elderly porno director.
(https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article23994495.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_Screen-Shot-2021-04-27-at-185246JPG.jpg)
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I need a ruling from our (self-appointed) arbiter of all things fashionable. Tony Blair is now sporting a mullet ('business at the front, party at the back'). I think he looks very seedy, like an elderly porno director.
(https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article23994495.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_Screen-Shot-2021-04-27-at-185246JPG.jpg)
As usual, you nattering twits have it all wrong; that is not a mullet. There is no appreciable difference between the length in front or on the sides and the back. (Contrary to popular belief, it is the difference between the side hair, above the ears, and the back which defines a mullet, not the top.) It just looks like his normal awful hair grown out.
I agree that he looks seedy but he has always looked seedy because, like so many of you, he persists with a silly center part (or in earlier days more of a target where he just aims the blow-dryer) well past the point where his poor face has curdled. Center parts are for the young and beautiful because they emphasize symmetry and look nauseatingly absurd atop the ravages of age. For years he has made me sick.
I am not opposed to a silver leonine mane when nature affords that distinction but it must be done boldly and with style. Here it looks lank like he just slept with it in a pillowcase. Do you have hairdressers over there? A dry shampoo and the merest touch of pomade or putty would do wonders; he still has enough volume to do things with.
And I did not appoint myself so much as grasp, with a firm and manly yet gentle grip, the wildly swinging tiller of a poor vessel slewing perilously upon the billows with no one moving to restore control, because talking about fashion stuff is gay and any man who makes the slightest effort to redeem his dignity must be secretly sampling the spit-soaked swamp of perdition.
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I need a ruling from our (self-appointed) arbiter of all things fashionable. Tony Blair is now sporting a mullet ('business at the front, party at the back'). I think he looks very seedy, like an elderly porno director.
(https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article23994495.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_Screen-Shot-2021-04-27-at-185246JPG.jpg)
Ye Gods! What happened there? Major looks like...John Major
(https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/44044ad48c8d33eb0123394966c439d87b9cee87/0_146_2770_1659/master/2770.jpg?width=1200&height=1200&quality=85&auto=format&fit=crop&s=0f550ed4e03d8475c105ddfbda2d7802)
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As usual, you nattering twits have it all wrong; that is not a mullet. There is no appreciable difference between the length in front or on the sides and the back. (Contrary to popular belief, it is the difference between the side hair, above the ears, and the back which defines a mullet, not the top.) It just looks like his normal awful hair grown out.
I agree that he looks seedy but he has always looked seedy because, like so many of you, he persists with a silly center part (or in earlier days more of a target where he just aims the blow-dryer) well past the point where his poor face has curdled. Center parts are for the young and beautiful because they emphasize symmetry and look nauseatingly absurd atop the ravages of age. For years he has made me sick.
I am not opposed to a silver leonine mane when nature affords that distinction but it must be done boldly and with style. Here it looks lank like he just slept with it in a pillowcase. Do you have hairdressers over there? A dry shampoo and the merest touch of pomade or putty would do wonders; he still has enough volume to do things with.
And I did not appoint myself so much as grasp, with a firm and manly yet gentle grip, the wildly swinging tiller of a poor vessel slewing perilously upon the billows with no one moving to restore control, because talking about fashion stuff is gay and any man who makes the slightest effort to redeem his dignity must be secretly sampling the spit-soaked swamp of perdition.
Loath as I am to agree with a festering sodomite, I didn't think he met the criteria for a mullet either. I think this is a characteristic specimen of the genus:
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/17/e5/9e/17e59e04e451f7a307294d1b0fe5eaf6--ian-botham-test-cricket.jpg)
I think hairdressers are being gradually phased out over here, along with dentists, although there is a 'Turkish-style' barbers near me that appears to do a brisk trade. I'm not quite sure what special magic the Turks impart to the art of hairdressing, perhaps they just slap a tarboosh on your head and cut round it.
I have never heard of putty in hair. Putty is used for windows, as far as I'm concerned. I guess that's what you use for your Halloween-style hair.
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Ye Gods! What happened there? Major looks like...John Major
(https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/44044ad48c8d33eb0123394966c439d87b9cee87/0_146_2770_1659/master/2770.jpg?width=1200&height=1200&quality=85&auto=format&fit=crop&s=0f550ed4e03d8475c105ddfbda2d7802)
Some people just look the same after about 35.
I think there's probably a woman at the bottom of Blair's hair. He doesn't live with his wife any more, apparently. There's probably some younger bit of crackling telling him how hot the Jimmy Saville look is.
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So Blair makes you barf, but who was the hottest post-war British PM?
(Walks isn't allowed to play. He always picks Churchill and it's got predictable).
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Some runners and riders:
Anthony Eden
(https://karsh.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/Yousuf-Karsh-Anthony-Eden-1949.jpg)I
Harold Wilson
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/13/article-2277847-000097B200000CB2-312_634x524.jpg)
Jim Callaghan
(https://www.bbc.co.uk/staticarchive/26cdd91166b9a0319d6d61c433351add32c4795d.jpg)
Clem Atlee
(https://www.bbc.co.uk/staticarchive/8de814c20f73b241caba2552b78f20131cdb2fa0.jpg)
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Alec Douglas-Home
(https://cdn.britannica.com/05/8205-004-22038E9C/Douglas-Home.jpg)
Ted Heath
(https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/e147dfb598352b4f0889f8a0fb9a7dc8c26a122d/96_0_2864_1718/master/2864.jpg?width=1200&height=1200&quality=85&auto=format&fit=crop&s=9512bb00eda4c865064d52a6fd28a523)
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So Blair makes you barf, but who was the hottest post-war British PM?
(Walks isn't allowed to play. He always picks Churchill and it's got predictable).
Oh, no competition:
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ed/Anthony_Eden_%28retouched%29.jpg)
Though Attlee was quite a fox, look at that waist! I know he's a slaphead but something tells me he'd make me pay in the most delightful ways if I ever tried it, what a smirk.
(https://i.ibb.co/BNrqV4S/Attlee-1.jpg)
(https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article22449588.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/0_Clement-Attlee.jpg)
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Harold MacMillan
(https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/portrait-of-former-british-prime-minister-harold-macmillan-smoking-picture-id1063775876?s=612x612)
The others will be familiar: Brown, Major, Cameron.
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Oh, no competition:
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ed/Anthony_Eden_%28retouched%29.jpg)
Though Attlee was quite a fox, look at that waist! I know he's a slaphead but something tells me he'd make me pay in the most delightful ways if I ever tried it, what a smirk.
(https://i.ibb.co/BNrqV4S/Attlee-1.jpg)
(https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article22449588.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/0_Clement-Attlee.jpg)
Yes, I thought Eden was a shoo-in. I deliberately put in a few pipe pictures to see if that might influence you, but even that wasn't enough for poor Harold Wilson.
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Atlee has a bit of a Patrick Stewart thing going on. I don't think I ever heard him called a fox before though. And that waist was more to do with wartime rationing than lots of time on the elliptical in the House of Commons gym.
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Atlee has a bit of a Patrick Stewart thing going on. I don't think I ever heard him called a fox before though. And that waist was more to do with wartime rationing than lots of time on the elliptical in the House of Commons gym.
I know I am not supposed to play but Atlee also had potential to rock the natural skullett look. It doesn't work well when the person shaves their head intentionally but if it happens naturally, I am guessing it sets K_Dubb's heart all a flutter:
(https://www.mtu.edu/physics/department/emeriti-faculty/agin/images/agin-personnel.jpg)
Ok. Well probably should find a better example but one gets the idea.
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Atlee has a bit of a Patrick Stewart thing going on. I don't think I ever heard him called a fox before though. And that waist was more to do with wartime rationing than lots of time on the elliptical in the House of Commons gym.
Well they need to bring the rationing back, then. You will notice they are the thinnest, too, and their manly vigor does not take too much imagination, while the others I am sure would prefer to linger over their port and Stilton. I wonder if I could launch a ration-book diet, print up coupons and get people to husband their sugar for a month just to make a cake the way I do. That has potential!
I never really understood the Patrick Stewart thing; he is too arch and hammy for my taste. Maybe these old guys were, too, in private but you'd never know it from the pictures.
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I know I am not supposed to play but Atlee also had potential to rock the natural skullett look. It doesn't work well when the person shaves their head intentionally but if it happens naturally, I am guessing it sets K_Dubb's heart all a flutter:
(https://www.mtu.edu/physics/department/emeriti-faculty/agin/images/agin-personnel.jpg)
Ok. Well probably should find a better example but one gets the idea.
Fie! Fie! Attlee does it perfectly, noble resignation without going full penishead.
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Well they need to bring the rationing back, then. You will notice they are the thinnest, too, and their manly vigor does not take too much imagination, while the others I am sure would prefer to linger over their port and Stilton. I wonder if I could launch a ration-book diet, print up coupons and get people to husband their sugar for a month just to make a cake the way I do. That has potential!
I never really understood the Patrick Stewart thing; he is too arch and hammy for my taste. Maybe these old guys were, too, in private but you'd never know it from the pictures.
I saw Stewart in Waiting for Godot, with Ian McKellen. He was a bit-part player of Shakespeare roles but for some reason a lot of people think he's some sort of Great Actor. McKellen blew him off the stage that night. Whether he blew him off-stage as well I'm not in a position to comment.
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No votes for Gordon Brown? Isn't there a Heathcliff-esque quality that might appeal? A brooding, Byronic air? I don't think he sees too well either, which is obviously a pre-requisite for someone of your dubious charms.
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I know I am not supposed to play but Atlee also had potential to rock the natural skullett look. It doesn't work well when the person shaves their head intentionally but if it happens naturally, I am guessing it sets K_Dubb's heart all a flutter:
(https://www.mtu.edu/physics/department/emeriti-faculty/agin/images/agin-personnel.jpg)
Ok. Well probably should find a better example but one gets the idea.
I don't think Atlee would have been able to command the necessary authority to steer the UK through post-war reconstruction if he'd done his hair like Jesse Ventura.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e4/JesseVentura1.jpg)
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No votes for Gordon Brown? Isn't there a Heathcliff-esque quality that might appeal? A brooding, Byronic air? I don't think he sees too well either, which is obviously a pre-requisite for someone of your dubious charms.
Oh God no there is something faintly ridiculous about him, that petulant chin, the floppy hair. What was his nickname, something like Dingy Brown or Dusty Brown or something equally unappealing?
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Get in here!
Fr 🐰 should just kick us out hahaha
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Get in here!
Fr 🐰 should just kick us out hahaha
What about a little closer to home K_Dubb? https://hottestheadsofstate.com/young-us-presidents/
I'd imagine it comes down between Rutherford B. Hayes, Gerald Ford and maybe JFK. Just a guess on my part.
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What about a little closer to home K_Dubb? https://hottestheadsofstate.com/young-us-presidents/
I'd imagine it comes down between Rutherford B. Hayes, Gerald Ford and maybe JFK. Just a guess on my part.
Hahah Hayes (gulp) TR (Jesus help) Coolidge (very sensitive!) Ike (a cherub) Ford (of course) and Nixon (speak of dark and brooding!), who was always shy about his chub but I could have whipped him into shape, for the good of the nation. JFK always a little too simian.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C50l07DWMAEUYup.jpg)
Also some love for young Ronnie's nippie which you can almost see in that picture 👅
(https://lifescodes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/ronald-reagan-lifeguard.jpg)
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Poor old Benjamin Harrison. Looks a bit like Conan O'Brien.
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Get in here!
Fr 🐰 should just kick us out hahaha
This game is not very fun for the straight guys:
(https://ecrgroup.eu/photos/19861200_004_008.jpg)
"Iron Lady" Maggie Thatcher
(https://www.todayng.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Theresa-May.jpg)
Theresa May (What has her "cool" nickname, ShredAssHarridan?)
Anyway, there aren't even enough of them to play Fuck/Marry/Kill!
Ugh, I guess I have to pick two:
Kill Theresa May (I am NOT hitting that)
Marry Margaret Thatcher (she's dead so I inherit whatever estate monie$ are there)
Fuck {placeholder}a hawt future lady PM{/placeholder}
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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Did I pick all Republicans ??? :o :-[
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This game is not very fun for the straight guys.
A blast you should have then.
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A blast you should have then.
What's up, Doc?
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(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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I don't know Pate. I'd imagine that Terri could have made you bark like a dog.
(https://media.vogue.co.uk/photos/5d5461f212e31a0008481777/master/w_1280,h_1920,c_limit/621462-theresa-may-vogue-may-1996-p175-cindy-palmano.jpg)
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I don't know Pate. I'd imagine that Terri could have made you bark like a dog.
(https://media.vogue.co.uk/photos/5d5461f212e31a0008481777/master/w_1280,h_1920,c_limit/621462-theresa-may-vogue-may-1996-p175-cindy-palmano.jpg)
Is a Thyme Masheen included in this F/M/K game? What'd the Iron Lady look like at that age? I need to be able to make informed decisions hear...
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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What's up, Doc?
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(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Sorry, but not this man that you seem to have a man crush on am I. Sure I am that you’ll find a suitable prime minister though.
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Sorry, but not this man that you seem to have a man crush on am I. Sure I am that you’ll find a suitable prime minister though.
That may be so, but you share a few traits with the good 'tard Doctor:
Follow me around after I respond to your homo-erotic laden attempts at trolling.
You post a lot of YouTube vidyas without comment that are very probably boring as well as quite lenghty that I do not waste my precious thyme viewing.
When confronted with a "wall of text" you typically do not bother to read it (apparently) and just pop off a memetic "You are/That is Gay" comment.
You seem incapable of writing, and (see above comment) probably are incapable of comphrehending what few words you are able to sound-out.
You and he both use asinine smiley emoticons rather prolifically.
While I peruse AzzGab I notice that yours is the last post in a variety of once interesting, but now aged threads. The 'tard Doctor had a similar effect on threads @ BellGab.
You and the 'tard Doctor frequently "fall back" on the non-sequitur of some sort of perceived alcoholism on my part as an insult.
Your responses to me are frequently quite amusing, but not quite in the way I believe you intend. Doc was really good at this form of inadvertant humor as well, as I frequently pointed out (See my next post!)
Just a few observations, possibly not enough for Sherlock, but I imagine Watson would agree that the very distinct possibility you and Doc share both shoe and IQ sizes exists.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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That may be so, but you share a few traits with the good 'tard Doctor:
Follow me around after I respond to your homo-erotic laden attempts at trolling.
You post a lot of YouTube vidyas without comment that are very probably boring as well as quite lenghty that I do not waste my precious thyme viewing.
When confronted with a "wall of text" you typically do not bother to read it (apparently) and just pop off a memetic "You are/That is Gay" comment.
You seem incapable of writing, and (see above comment) probably are incapable of comphrehending what few words you are able to sound-out.
Just a few observations, possibly not enough for Sherlock but I imagine Watson would agree that the very distinct possibility at minimum you and Doc share both shoe and IQ sizes.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Follow you?! A public forum is this. A very special snowflake you must be to think that anyone “follows” you anywhere. As to the rest of your nonsense just say will I that you seem hyperfocused on homosexuality. A reason there is for this. Perhaps less angry you will be if you just come out already? As for IQ well known is it that alcohol kills brain cells and you were at a deficit to begin with.
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...Follow me around after I respond to your homo-erotic laden attempts at trolling...
Follow you?! A public forum is this. A very special snowflake you must be to think that anyone “follows” you anywhere. As to the rest of your nonsense just say will I that you seem hyperfocused on homosexuality. A reason there is for this. Perhaps less angry you will be if you just come out already? As for IQ well known is it that alcohol kills brain cells and you were at a deficit to begin with.
Epic! I can add one more commonality that you and the good Doctor share:
...Your and the 'tard Doctor frequently "fall back" on the non-sequitur of some sort of perceived alcoholism on my part as an insult....
Nautical Shore
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
ediot: HAH!
t'witiot: ....When confronted with a "wall of text" you typically do not bother to read it (apparently)...probably are incapable of comphrehending what few words you are able to sound-out...Your responses to me are frequently quite amusing, but not quite in the way I believe you intend. Doc was really good at this form of inadvertent humor...
threadiot: Master Troll not are yew.
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Idiot triggering is fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTHmQQFeYZw
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How did that song go? "There's no England now."
https://twitter.com/DailyMailUK/status/1387451585572245510
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Idiot triggering is fun!..
ediot: I wholeheartedly agree!
Does Tucker get triggered in that vidya?
Doc used to always fall back on the "triggered" meme as a response when his flailing arguments failed back in the day. Another data point, intardasting. The coinky-dinks seem to be amassing at a frightful pace in this case.
Do go on, Master Drollduh!
(https://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/4924784_f260.jpg)
This exchange is getting quite rich and flavorful!
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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Does Tucker get triggered in that vidya?
Doc used to always fall back on the "triggered" meme as a response when his flailing arguments failed back in the day. Another data point, intardasting. The coinky-dinks seem to be amassing at a frightful pace in this case.
Do go on, Master Drollduh!
This is exchange is getting quite rich and flavorful!
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
By your account your boyfriend “fell back” on a lot of things, probably the way you yurn to fall back on him. Dubious is your claim as the amount of fall backs is adding up now. You are the idiot being triggered. All too easy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUXwYTQuG-I
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... yurn ...
I believe the word you intend to use is spelt "yearn." Doc wasn't very M-O-O-N (that spells GOOD) at spelling either.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7b/60/f9/7b60f9b873d1b12e060acd8ab28997d2.jpg)
That's a good one, Coach!
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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I believe the word you intend to use is spelt "yearn." Doc wasn't very M-O-O-N (that spells GOOD) at spelling either.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Regardless of spelling totally gay for this man you are. As obvious as your alcoholism it is.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xheQOfeLwH4
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Regardless of spelling totally gay for this man you are. As obvious as your alcoholism it is.
Master DrollDuh,
You know now that I think of it, it seems to me that the 'tard Doctor believed himself to be a Real Doctor which I very SiriusLee doubted was the case: you seem to style yourself as some sort of ascendant master of trolling which I am hesitant to agree with.
This is a rather convoluted data-point, but it seems indicative of some trait that you and the 'tard Doctor share, very intardasting.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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Regardless of spelling totally gay for this man you are. As obvious as your alcoholism it is.
(https://media.tenor.com/images/3a6a3fbe3828e52cd7e79940cb52a3b9/tenor.gif)
MD,
Did Yoda ever ackshually fight Darth Vader?
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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Forever you will be homosexually obsessed with this man it seems. Matters not to me. Just happy am I that I could get under a drunken spammer’s skin. Feels good, man.
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Forever you will be homosexually obsessed with this man it seems. Matters not to me. Just happy am I that I could get under a drunken spammers skin. Feels good, man.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9e/4d/dc/9e4ddcfc6601ec2fe6f84a637686e5f8.gif)
Thinking is free, MD: I find your amusing thoughts to be quite special.
Tell me more about this homosexual obsession of yours: do you ever feel like throwing things off roofs or defenestration of objects (sexual ones?) as a reslut of the strong moronic thoughts about the Homo-Oboe that yew have?
Forgive me, that was a leading question: quite unprofessional as any Doctor would agree, I was overcome by my excitement.
This is titillating, non?
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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Heh heh...so triggered! ;D
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/ZdrUuSEC0LygaFXtNT/giphy.gif)
And so very obsessed with MD!
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Happy reading!
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If you are said “producer” wonder do I will Azz have to pull your choke chain like Lee so often had to? 🤔
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do you ever feel like throwing things off roofs or defenestration of objects (sexual ones?) as a reslut of the strong moronic thoughts about the Homo-Oboe that yew have?
Actually white-knighting for K_Dubb is he?! Fags gotta stick together?
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OMG IT'S HIM!!!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/hPZ99Ud9C8SEU/giphy.gif)
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OMG IT'S HIM!!!
Who?
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Who?
(https://i.gifer.com/Hge2.gif)
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(https://i.gifer.com/Hge2.gif)
Yes, Master Trollda am I. ::)
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No, I’m not Dr. MD MD. Say this I will though. A longtime BG member I was and witnessed exchanges between the good doctor and yourselves and my impression is that he trolled the living fuck out of you two, obviously, for you to still be pining for him like this. Hooboy! Talk about getting under someone’s skin! ;D
P.S. You’re cool, Dubb but most often I found your boyfriend came off like an drunken, out of control hysterical woman. I know he thinks his shtick is cute. I’m just not sure how many others do.
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OMG IT'S HIM!!!
There are ways to test if it is the good Doctor or not.
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Starting to sound like Rubini are you with everyone being everyone else. Tenuous is his grip on reality at best. Let it not happen to you. ;)
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Alex has been putting together a Dream Team as of late.
Jones and Quayle
(https://i.ibb.co/cDD8gbP/Jones-NQuayle3.png)
Jones and Celente
(https://i.ibb.co/hDGtyT4/Celente2.png)
Jones and Fuentes
(https://i.ibb.co/mzfHYR5/Jones-NFuentes.png)
Jones and Greer
(https://i.ibb.co/ym2G6SX/Jones-NGreer.png)
Jones and Alas, poor Yorick
(https://i.ibb.co/RvSVnC7/Jones-Skully2.png)
It's. It's. It's beautiful! Why is there no AJ thread?
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Alex has been putting together a Dream Team as of late.
Jones and Quayle
(https://i.ibb.co/cDD8gbP/Jones-NQuayle3.png)
Jones and Celente
(https://i.ibb.co/hDGtyT4/Celente2.png)
Jones and Fuentes
(https://i.ibb.co/mzfHYR5/Jones-NFuentes.png)
Jones and Greer
(https://i.ibb.co/ym2G6SX/Jones-NGreer.png)
Jones and Alas, poor Yorick
(https://i.ibb.co/RvSVnC7/Jones-Skully2.png)
It's. It's. It's beautiful! Why is there no AJ thread?
Why ask why?
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(https://www.watchuseek.com/attachments/wave_queen_anim-gif.11384514/)
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... most often I found your boyfriend came off like an drunken, out of control hysterical woman...
Somebody's Bitterrrrrrrrrr...
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/b1c4ff4b8f707f1e7f3e61347a46e9a5/tumblr_inline_n9zbitX29F1s7ecr9.gif)
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This game is not very fun for the straight guys:
If the topic can evolve from PM's to "women who ruled over Britain" I would have another option.
(https://guardian.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Angela-Merkel.jpg)
I had never noticed before. But when you look at her face, it is like her chin is cut out like a dummy for a ventriloquist. Perfect for the corporate elite who tell her what to say. Just pull the string on the back of Merkel and watch as her gums flap and she mouths the words she is instructed to say.
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Somebody's Bitterrrrrrrrrr...
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/b1c4ff4b8f707f1e7f3e61347a46e9a5/tumblr_inline_n9zbitX29F1s7ecr9.gif)
Yeah, your boyfriend.
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Yeah, your boyfriend.
pate is not my boyfriend even though he is HAWT and I wouldn't mind it if he were, and I do think he is funny. He is very good to me, though.
(https://i.ibb.co/FYw95Fm/louisverygood.gif)
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pate is not my boyfriend even though he is HAWT and I wouldn't mind it if he were, and I do think he is funny. He is very good to me, though.
(https://i.ibb.co/FYw95Fm/louisverygood.gif)
Uh huh.
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If you are said “producer” wonder do I will Azz have to pull your choke chain like Lee so often had to? 🤔
Mr. Deet-Duh-Dee...(hmm, try that helmet on for size, buddy)
or should I shtick with
Master Droll-Duh,
Could you please re-write that into the form of an intelligible question?
Comma there is, I think missing? Missing also is word, "executive."
(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/89/5a/d9/895ad92b568936ead4307d6c0077e4e4.jpg)
Nautical Shore
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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pate is not my boyfriend even though he is HAWT and I wouldn't mind it if he were, and I do think he is funny. He is very good to me, though.
(https://i.ibb.co/FYw95Fm/louisverygood.gif)
We should totally go shirtless jogging someday!
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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LOL! Oooh! A hissy fit she is having. On the rag she must be. No noogie for you tonight, K_Dubb. :P
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We should totally go shirtless jogging someday!
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Perhaps wrong I was about the noogie. 🤔
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If the topic can evolve from PM's to "women who ruled over Britain" I would have another option.
(https://guardian.ng/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Angela-Merkel.jpg)
I had never noticed before. But when you look at her face, it is like her chin is cut out like a dummy for a ventriloquist. Perfect for the corporate elite who tell her what to say. Just pull the string on the back of Merkel and watch as her gums flap and she mouths the words she is instructed to say.
Yikes, Merkel! If we can restrict the F/K/M game to German frauleins Ms. Merkel will unfortunately have to be kilt. The F & M slots are already "occupied" by previous American (yours truly) conquests. Hah!
-Executive Producer, AzzCast
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Perhaps wrong I was about the noogie. 🤔
Doc, hear a vidya:
https://youtu.be/NKxuAaQBnQU
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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We should totally go shirtless jogging someday!
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
AAAAAHHHH pate wants to run shirtless with me!!!
(https://data.whicdn.com/images/224571275/original.gif)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tDlh62AVPo
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AAAAAHHHH pate wants to run shirtless with me!!!
(https://data.whicdn.com/images/224571275/original.gif)
Is he saying that with an Anglisher accent?
That is one of the One Direction boy-band kids, right?
Axing foar a fiend.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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Is he saying that with an Anglisher accent?
That is one of the One Direction boy-band kids, right?
Axing foar a fiend.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Yes! That is Louis Tomlinson of One Direction, and he has some sort of horrible accent like they have over there.
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Yes! That is Louis Tomlinson of One Direction, and he has some sort of horrible accent like they have over there.
That's wild, man. Apparently, I can read lips to include what accent is being used. Whoa.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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Alex has been putting together a Dream Team as of late.
Jones and Quayle
(https://i.ibb.co/cDD8gbP/Jones-NQuayle3.png)
Jones and Celente
(https://i.ibb.co/hDGtyT4/Celente2.png)
Jones and Fuentes
(https://i.ibb.co/mzfHYR5/Jones-NFuentes.png)
Jones and Greer
(https://i.ibb.co/ym2G6SX/Jones-NGreer.png)
Jones and Alas, poor Yorick
(https://i.ibb.co/RvSVnC7/Jones-Skully2.png)
It's. It's. It's beautiful! Why is there no AJ thread?
Jones seems to be moving away from living fossils!
Jones and Chen
(https://i.ibb.co/8cMyJjg/Jones-NChin2.png)
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Jones seems to be moving away from living fossils!
Jones and Chen
(https://i.ibb.co/8cMyJjg/Jones-NChin2.png)
Oh lawd Lauren Chen went on infowars? I would go watch it on youtube but.... yeah
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Alex is starting to look vaguely Asian
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https://youtu.be/IWWwM2wwMww
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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Thought I that the cake was a lie but it turns out it’s shampoo. The name should have been a dead giveaway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-_HKFjxVl0
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I saw a picture of something called a "mankini" posted on GLP the other day. Not the Borat style double strapper but rather a wrap around singleton. It hugged the scrotum tightly and wraps around. The question is what the hell anchors it? From an Engineering perspective, everything I can come up with is an abomination.
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I saw a picture of something called a "mankini" posted on GLP the other day. Not the Borat style double strapper but rather a wrap around singleton. It hugged the scrotum tightly and wraps around. The question is what the hell anchors it? From an Engineering perspective, everything I can come up with is an abomination.
Stretchy, between the legs and over one shoulder, like what I have seen? The tension alone would (mostly) keep it on, I would think, but you would have to mind your posture or I have a hunch the natural line between shoulder and taint would not always lend itself to modesty. I will experiment with some exercise bands I have laying around and report on my findings.
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Stretchy, between the legs and over one shoulder, like what I have seen? The tension alone would (mostly) keep it on, I would think, but you would have to mind your posture or I have a hunch the natural line between shoulder and taint would not always lend itself to modesty. I will experiment with some exercise bands I have laying around and report on my findings.
No shoulder involved. Just looped from the nutsack, around the hip and into the abyss. I'd post a picture but...... Well. It's not appropriate.
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No shoulder involved. Just looped from the nutsack, around the hip and into the abyss. I'd post a picture but...... Well. It's not appropriate.
https://www.shinesty.com/collections/guys-boxers
Heh heh...Ball Hamock.
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https://www.shinesty.com/collections/guys-boxers
Heh heh...Ball Hamock.
Ha! Just in case one needs that little extra.
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No shoulder involved. Just looped from the nutsack, around the hip and into the abyss. I'd post a picture but...... Well. It's not appropriate.
Oh THOSE hahaha well if you can imagine tying a string snug around your hip joint, forcing it over one buttcheek and then shoving your junk underneath it in a little baggie, that's more or less the principle. Of course these parts must be discrete and not melded into one amorphous mass of blubber for it to work, i. e. you need a waist, a butt, and minimal fupa.
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Oh THOSE hahaha well if you can imagine tying a string snug around your hip joint, forcing it over one buttcheek and then shoving your junk underneath it in a little baggie, that's more or less the principle. Of course these parts must be discrete and not melded into one amorphous mass of blubber for it to work, i. e. you need a waist, a butt, and minimal fupa.
Ok. Basically a nard tourniquet around one leg. Whew. The other possibility was some sort of rectal anchor point.
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Coincidentally I was being offered ads for the brokini yesterday, that seems to be the new thing. Though I am sure circus strongmen used to parade around in leopard-print versions in the middle of the last century.
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^^^ A nice classic look.
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Ok. Basically a nard tourniquet around one leg. Whew. The other possibility was some sort of rectal anchor point.
There are some designs that have you shove your business end through a hole into the little baggie (aka a sock) at which point straps and ties are superfluous and you just can't bend over.
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There are some designs that have you shove your business end through a hole into the little baggie (aka a sock) at which point straps and ties are superfluous and you just can't bend over.
Is this really a thing that is worn in public? I can see wearing it at the "resorts" in Palm Springs. But outside of that, I cannot image them to be popular beach wear or something to wear to the water parks to go down a slide (albeit, some of the slides can cause stand issue swimwear to resemble the described garment.)
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Is this really a thing that is worn in public? I can see wearing it at the "resorts" in Palm Springs. But outside of that, I cannot image them to be popular beach wear or something to wear to the water parks to go down a slide (albeit, some of the slides can cause stand issue swimwear to resemble the described garment.)
Haha not in public, places like Palm Springs and certain disreputable nightlife venues I would certainly never visit.
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rectal anchor point.
If that band name hasn't already been taken then I'm having it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfjVeX2S-rQ
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If that band name hasn't already been taken then I'm having it.
You are welcome to it my ruthless, dictator friend. A suggestion for your first album cover:
(https://media.timeout.com/images/105461809/630/472/image.jpg)
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The <ahem> apparel in question may be seen in the following article:
http://www.dailylife.com.au/news-and-views/news-features/in-defence-of-skimpy-swimwear-for-men-20140623-3anil.html (http://www.dailylife.com.au/news-and-views/news-features/in-defence-of-skimpy-swimwear-for-men-20140623-3anil.html)
Like so many others, Peacock seems to hold the view that it is the domain of women to present themselves for regular objectification and scrutiny. And yet, when men do these same things, they are charged with being weak, vain, gay, self absorbed, unmanly, ridiculous. It’s no coincidence that the things that are just about expected behaviour in women are considered emasculating when taken up by men, and policed equally by everyone.
So I’ll say it. I like the dick slings. I think they’re playful and sexy and I like the confidence with which they’re worn. And maybe that’s what’s really offensive to some people. That despite all the sexism and homophobia that erupts when men behave in ways typically assumed to be feminine, there are some who’ll continue to do it anyway. Who knows, maybe it’s because they hold the radical view that behaving ‘like a woman’ isn’t actually something to be ashamed of.
My bold.
I would point out that, in the history of men's style, we are pretty much at a low point when it comes to socially acceptable peacocking behavior and that, despite the grim tubby beardos warning of effeminacy and weakness, manly vigor and display is a sign of strength. Consider "Yankee Doodle", originally sung by the British to dismiss the colonials as unseemly fops ("stuck a feather in his cap and called it macaroni" -- this was the 18th century version of calling someone gay) which We Americans appropriated and sung defiantly in their ruddy slabsided mutton-faces.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOUBhQlhG2w
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Napoleon Buonaparte died 200 years ago today. Good fucking riddance. Fuck you, Boney!
#Trafalgar
#Waterloo
#Russia
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Napoleon Buonaparte died 200 years ago today. Good fucking riddance. Fuck you, Boney!
#Trafalgar
#Waterloo
#Russia
That reminds me. Need to go polish my von Blücher bust. Thanks.
(https://www.puttyandpaint.com/images/uploads/artistworks/25806/d22fed51-8b17-41cd-ac0d-0050f395f60d__sized.jpeg)
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That reminds me. Need to go polish my von Blücher bust. Thanks.
He was a bit of a nut. Once thought he was pregnant with an elephant.
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He was a bit of a nut. Once thought he was pregnant with an elephant.
He had a few eccentricities yes but the T-shirt is awesome.
https://www.amazon.com/Gebhard-Leberecht-Bl%C3%BCcher-Prussian-Waterloo/dp/B06XXT4VD2
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He had a few eccentricities yes but the T-shirt is awesome.
https://www.amazon.com/Gebhard-Leberecht-Bl%C3%BCcher-Prussian-Waterloo/dp/B06XXT4VD2
Of course, as an American, you're an authority on entering conflicts near the end, after all the hard work's been done, and claiming all the credit.
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Of course, as an American, you're an authority on entering conflicts near the end, after all the hard work's been done, and claiming all the credit.
I am going to address this once because I am tired of seeing it and because Americans in general, raised under the post-Suez and post-Empire amity between our nations, aren't all that familiar with the international situation as it stood pre-war.
You guys were not, in any sense, our friends. On the world stage you were a giant bullying menace, allied with the Japanese(!) up until about 1920 or so as a way to maintain your naval dominance in the face of growing American strength. And, as I have said before, every Norwegian knows that you were literally days away from invading when Hitler beat you to it, such was your high-handed approach to the dignity of neutrals.
Americans have a long history of isolationism, i. e. staying out of conflicts where there isn't sufficient moral clarity, and, in the pre-war American mind there wasn't much to distinguish the imperial ambitions of Germany in both conflicts and the abuses to which the British had subjected a large part of the world. It's easy to miss in all the cartoon villainy of Allied propaganda but the agreement to dismantle the British Empire under the right of self-determination (extracted by Roosevelt in August 1941 while Churchill was over a barrel) in the Atlantic Charter is one of the greatest things to come out of WWII. In another world there would be some sort of monument along the Mall, maybe a triumphal arch surmounted by a statue of Uncle Sam deflowering a buxom Britannia while eagles shriek in ecstasy.
(https://i.ibb.co/CmstzFr/pectus-carinatum.gif)
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I am going to address this once because I am tired of seeing it and because Americans in general, raised under the post-Suez and post-Empire amity between our nations, aren't all that familiar with the international situation as it stood pre-war.
You guys were not, in any sense, our friends. On the world stage you were a giant bullying menace, allied with the Japanese(!) up until about 1920 or so as a way to maintain your naval dominance in the face of growing American strength. And, as I have said before, every Norwegian knows that you were literally days away from invading when Hitler beat you to it, such was your high-handed approach to the dignity of neutrals.
Americans have a long history of isolationism, i. e. staying out of conflicts where there isn't sufficient moral clarity, and, in the pre-war American mind there wasn't much to distinguish the imperial ambitions of Germany in both conflicts and the abuses to which the British had subjected a large part of the world. It's easy to miss in all the cartoon villainy of Allied propaganda but the agreement to dismantle the British Empire under the right of self-determination (extracted by Roosevelt in August 1941 while Churchill was over a barrel) in the Atlantic Charter is one of the greatest things to come out of WWII. In another world there would be some sort of monument along the Mall, maybe a triumphal arch surmounted by a statue of Uncle Sam deflowering a buxom Britannia while eagles shriek in ecstasy.
(https://i.ibb.co/CmstzFr/pectus-carinatum.gif)
Possibly even a statue of an elk with an AK?*
*Or to make it period correct, possibly a M1?
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I am going to address this once because I am tired of seeing it and because Americans in general, raised under the post-Suez and post-Empire amity between our nations, aren't all that familiar with the international situation as it stood pre-war.
You guys were not, in any sense, our friends. On the world stage you were a giant bullying menace, allied with the Japanese(!) up until about 1920 or so as a way to maintain your naval dominance in the face of growing American strength. And, as I have said before, every Norwegian knows that you were literally days away from invading when Hitler beat you to it, such was your high-handed approach to the dignity of neutrals.
Americans have a long history of isolationism, i. e. staying out of conflicts where there isn't sufficient moral clarity, and, in the pre-war American mind there wasn't much to distinguish the imperial ambitions of Germany in both conflicts and the abuses to which the British had subjected a large part of the world. It's easy to miss in all the cartoon villainy of Allied propaganda but the agreement to dismantle the British Empire under the right of self-determination (extracted by Roosevelt in August 1941 while Churchill was over a barrel) in the Atlantic Charter is one of the greatest things to come out of WWII. In another world there would be some sort of monument along the Mall, maybe a triumphal arch surmounted by a statue of Uncle Sam deflowering a buxom Britannia while eagles shriek in ecstasy.
(https://i.ibb.co/CmstzFr/pectus-carinatum.gif)
(https://media.tenor.com/images/e4d717dd077256825e99803a3ebfe53a/tenor.gif)
Although FDR’s chuminess with the Brits did allow for further British intel infiltration into our nation that hasn’t exactly been great for it.
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I am going to address this once because I am tired of seeing it and because Americans in general, raised under the post-Suez and post-Empire amity between our nations, aren't all that familiar with the international situation as it stood pre-war.
You guys were not, in any sense, our friends. On the world stage you were a giant bullying menace, allied with the Japanese(!) up until about 1920 or so as a way to maintain your naval dominance in the face of growing American strength. And, as I have said before, every Norwegian knows that you were literally days away from invading when Hitler beat you to it, such was your high-handed approach to the dignity of neutrals.
Americans have a long history of isolationism, i. e. staying out of conflicts where there isn't sufficient moral clarity, and, in the pre-war American mind there wasn't much to distinguish the imperial ambitions of Germany in both conflicts and the abuses to which the British had subjected a large part of the world. It's easy to miss in all the cartoon villainy of Allied propaganda but the agreement to dismantle the British Empire under the right of self-determination (extracted by Roosevelt in August 1941 while Churchill was over a barrel) in the Atlantic Charter is one of the greatest things to come out of WWII. In another world there would be some sort of monument along the Mall, maybe a triumphal arch surmounted by a statue of Uncle Sam deflowering a buxom Britannia while eagles shriek in ecstasy.
(https://i.ibb.co/CmstzFr/pectus-carinatum.gif)
Moral clarity! You didn't seem to worry about that when you were owning other people as property. And I think your own imperialist carryings-on post-1945 mean you're on shaky ground when you are criticising other people. All this self-determination business has been a total nightmare, it just left a lot of states being overrun by tin pot dictators, or civil war.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6jYIOzm5Mg
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Churchill, not a bad-looking dude
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/95/24/fe/9524fec97409c006b18f8ef68e18e1f5.jpg)
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Churchill, not a bad-looking dude
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/95/24/fe/9524fec97409c006b18f8ef68e18e1f5.jpg)
What instrument did he play in that marching band he was in? I bet he was a flautist.
(https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2017/02/27/Yalta-Conference-Crimea-xlarge_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqqVzuuqpFlyLIwiB6NTmJwafeJcvHycyfjHWn6AcNlf4.jpg)
Apogees, Mr. Churchill you did your best against the Commies but it was two to one at Yalta and you being a Briton standing alone you were doomed to failure. Weak, what ever happened to "Never Surrender" & "Fight them on the beaches &c..?"
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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www.guardian.com/the-hidden-gay-life-of-macho-hip-hop-stars (https://www.theguardian.com/music/2008/may/11/gayrights.usa)
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Bad goys, bad goys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
https://twitter.com/Mst_Mst55/status/1392235096875339780
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPby-vfA4OI
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E1W90R6WEA8s0-U?format=jpg&name=small)
I found myself looking at this picture a little too long earlier, it's quite terrifying but a lot of women look like this. Hold your hand over one side of her face: the right side has the dead, cold stare of a mackerel on a slab, the left is boiling with kerrazy.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E1W90R6WEA8s0-U?format=jpg&name=small)
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I'd hit that, as long as she isn't fat that is.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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I'd hit that, as long as she isn't fat that is.
Me too. ;)
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(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQqbuB9UL9ZM3ycyrMbxymyUR-0HwWBaMlY7g&usqp=CAU)
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https://info.johngalt.com/how-to-plan-for-the-roll-out-of-the-covid-vaccine
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from my mom's hometown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiBQTlS09Zk
Gratulerer med dagen albrecht wherever you are!
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Apparently as we lose planets 9 ---> 8, we are seeing a subsequent gain in continents 7 ---> 8:
https://youtu.be/zZrQoJRyN-0
It is amazing how Nature balances itself.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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(https://i.postimg.cc/J0Ry0J6v/Meh.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)you re an angel poem (https://poemsonly.com/poem/1511)
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Explain yourself. >:(
https://twitter.com/UKDefJournal/status/1395460444815515650
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E12rgQnWQAMuAv6?format=jpg&name=small)
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If I could get this interface, my i/o problems would be over.
(https://i.imgur.com/sL49VEU.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/HLiA1cK.png)
Then I could get two of these sweethearts.
(https://i.imgur.com/2Kkk58G.jpg)
I'd finally have the best of both worlds, API & Neve. The perfect balance of muscle and grace. :D
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(https://i.gifer.com/16PB.gif)
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(https://i.gifer.com/16PB.gif)
I will when I hit the lotto. It would cost upwards of about 14k, and that doesn't even include the breakout cables. I should have been a bowler. :(
(https://i.imgur.com/7hVnDsT.gif)
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I will when I hit the lotto. It would cost upwards of about 14k, and that doesn't even include the breakout cables. I should have been a bowler. :(
(https://i.imgur.com/7hVnDsT.gif)
Yikes! Well, at least the good thing about today is that there are all kinds of affordable options for digital IO. Just don’t skimp on the AD/DA convertors. Mucho importado!
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Yikes! Well, at least the good thing about today is that there are all kinds of affordable options for digital IO. Just don’t skimp on the AD/DA convertors. Mucho importado!
While I agree, there are definitely some shit-sounding converters on the market. The snake oil is just run a fucking muck! I like Apogee for the quality and seamless compatibility with a Linux operating system. ;D
https://youtu.be/juP3e7I_-s0
http://ethanwiner.com/converters.html
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While I agree, there are definitely some shit-sounding converters on the market. The snake oil is just run a fucking muck! I like Apogee for the quality and seamless compatibility with a Linux operating system. ;D
https://youtu.be/juP3e7I_-s0
Apogee was the industry standard when I was in the game, so to speak.
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Apogee was the industry standard when I was in the game, so to speak.
It's amazing how fast the industry evolves. I took a 3 1/2-year hiatus for work-related reasons and had to ask for help rebuilding my studio upon my return. I still don't understand all the gear the way I'd like to, but it's never that hard figuring it out.
HA! That's when I was transitioning from the Digi 003 workstation to the Apogee Ensemble Thunderbolt. I was still kind of a newbie and probably still am. I'm still running Protools as my DAW because I refuse to learn a new one. HAHAHA
(https://i.imgur.com/jRk4LW3.jpg)
It's nice knowing there's a fellow gear slut roaming around this forum, MT!
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https://youtu.be/Wz2nXR4sBaY
Mr. Pickles is a good dog!
(https://wallpapercave.com/wp/wp2278800.png)
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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It's amazing how fast the industry evolves. I took a 3 1/2-year hiatus for work-related reasons and had to ask for help rebuilding my studio upon my return. I still don't understand all the gear the way I'd like to, but it's never that hard figuring it out.
HA! That's when I was transitioning from the Digi 003 workstation to the Apogee Ensemble Thunderbolt. I was still kind of a newbie and probably still am. I'm still running Protools as my DAW because I refuse to learn a new one. HAHAHA
(https://i.imgur.com/jRk4LW3.jpg)
It's nice knowing there's a fellow gear slut roaming around this forum, MT!
Again, PT is another one of those industry standards that you find in almost every pro studio, like a set of Yamaha NS-10s. Toward the end of my illustrious career I had taken to tracking things in Garageband because of it’s flexiblity and intuitive ease of use and then mixing in PT because of it’s more adavance features in that regard.
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Again, PT is another one of those industry standards that you find in almost every pro studio, like a set of Yamaha NS-10s. Toward the end of my illustrious career I had taken to tracking things in Garageband because of it’s flexiblity and intuitive ease of use and then mixing in PT because of it’s more adavance features in that regard.
Aw man, why did you quit? I hope I never have to let go of it. If I disconnect from the creative process for too long, I get depressed. :(
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Aw man, why did you quit? I hope I never have to let go of it. If I disconnect from the creative process for too long, I get depressed. :(
It’s a tough slog in that industry. So many different factors need to line up just so. Most don’t make it. I had my shot but I just couldn’t make a real go of it financially. I hear ya though! I wish I had more time to indulge my creativity that way. Do keep at it! I was impressed, anyway.
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It’s a tough slog in that industry. So many different factors need to line up just so. Most don’t make it. I had my shot, but I just couldn’t make a real go of it financially. I hear ya though! I wish I had more time to indulge my creativity that way. Do keep at it! I was impressed, anyway.
Oh, you were actually in the industry!? Lolz ;D Man, I do this shit on the side for fun, and here in Houston, all we have is rap. Yeah, if you don't live in Austin, LA, Nashville, or Tokyo, you're screwed for the most part. Even then, it's a hard industry to survive in.
I haven't done anything creative in 2 1/2 years, and it's really bothering me. Thanks for the kind words, brother Yoda!
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Oh, you were actually in the industry!? Lolz ;D Man, I do this shit on the side for fun, and here in Houston, all we have is rap. Yeah, if you don't live in Austin, LA, Nashville, or Tokyo, you're screwed for the most part. Even then, it's a hard industry to survive in.
I haven't done anything creative in 2 1/2 years, and it's really bothering me. Thanks for the kind words, brother Yoda!
That’s Trollda. Yoda is my cousin. ;)
P.S. I was in in a very minor league way but I was a junior engineer on some label recordings. Hell, even Lee produced for the band Saga and that’s muy impressive to me. There was also another Bellgabber named Sean who was obviously an industry dude but he’s a (sigh) Ellgabber now. ::) ;)
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That’s Trollda. Yoda is my cousin. ;)
P.S. I was in in a very minor league way but I was a junior engineer on some label recordings. Hell, even Lee produced for the band Saga and that’s muy impressive to me. There was also another Bellgabber named Sean who was obviously an industry dude but he’s a (sigh) Ellgabber now. ::) ;)
Oops, Mr. Trollda, that is. Sorry to hear about your loss to Ellgab. :-\
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Oops, Mr. Trollda, that is. Sorry to hear about your loss to Ellgab. :-\
Umm...it’s his loss. ::)
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Umm...it’s his loss. ::)
What was I thinking? Indeed, it is.
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That’s Trollda. Yoda is my cousin. ;)
Even I knew that. Yoda is not bilingual, where you seem to speak both Fluent English and Yodaeese.
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Even I knew that. Yoda is not bilingual, where you seem to speak both Fluent English and Yodaeese.
Yes, spent time abroad studying on your Earth I did. People thought I was an old, ugly woman just like in ET.
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https://youtu.be/a_9eHTik73I
Get me a napkin, my mouth's watering.
https://youtu.be/SZkrxo8mBAI
https://youtu.be/g9TduHFWAbo
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Trumpet Man is getting fat :(
(https://i.ibb.co/jhyP5BB/IMG-1960.jpg)
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Reminder to stay hydrated by drinking 8 cups of water a day
https://imgur.com/bCXlkEv
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(https://i.ibb.co/fMzFS3Y/VAXXEDx2.gif)
Hair: Indifferent today, too humid, made a mockery of the promised all-day hold :(
Sweater: Shreddie please notice yet another, one of my favorites, an all-over pattern in three subtle shades of gray knit of wool so soft and finely spun it feels like silk
Weather: Not really rainy, just dank and a little chilly with a few squirts here and there
VAXX: Second dose! Stay tuned tomorrow for detailed play-by-play reports as a fever sends my temperature skyrocketing, a cytokine tempest wracks my meager body, and spike proteins scythe through my balls! Will this be my tragic end? Will I perish in a thrombotic gurgle just as I have found the hunky cowboy lover of my dreams? The drama will be exquisite! Only on azzgab.co.za.
--your intrepid style correspondent, Gay_Dubb
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Trumpet Man is getting fat :(
(https://i.ibb.co/jhyP5BB/IMG-1960.jpg)
That is a natural consequence of defunding the police and having prosecutors decline to press charges. When you no longer have to run from somebody, you grow fat and lethargic.
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(https://i.ibb.co/fMzFS3Y/VAXXEDx2.gif)
Hair: Indifferent today, too humid, made a mockery of the promised all-day hold :(
Sweater: Shreddie please notice yet another, one of my favorites, an all-over pattern in three subtle shades of gray knit of wool so soft and finely spun it feels like silk
Weather: Not really rainy, just dank and a little chilly with a few squirts here and there
VAXX: Second dose! Stay tuned tomorrow for detailed play-by-play reports as a fever sends my temperature skyrocketing, a cytokine tempest wracks my meager body, and spike proteins scythe through my balls! Will this be my tragic end? Will I perish in a thrombotic gurgle just as I have found the hunky cowboy lover of my dreams? The drama will be exquisite! Only on azzgab.co.za.
--your intrepid style correspondent, Gay_Dubb
All of K_Dubb's balls are belong to Ivan
https://www.bitchute.com/video/QRHt5ikqgXkA/
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That is a natural consequence of defunding the police and having prosecutors decline to press charges. When you no longer have to run from somebody, you grow fat and lethargic.
OMG I didn't think of that ;D ;D ;D ;D
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All of K_Dubb's balls are belong to Ivan
https://www.bitchute.com/video/QRHt5ikqgXkA/
Hehe sputnik-v.ru, thank god I got pfizer! I like how it knows when you are sleeping, and knows when you're awake 🎅
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Hehe sputnik-v.ru, thank god I got pfizer! I like how it knows when you are sleeping, and knows when you're awake 🎅
Competition is heating up! Here is how I have them ranked:
Blue Tooth Guy
Russian Bio Hacker Guy
Stud Finder Guy
Arm Magnet "We're all f*cked Girl
Light Bulb Guy
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Competition is heating up! Here is how I have them ranked:
Blue Tooth Guy
Russian Bio Hacker Guy
Stud Finder Guy
Arm Magnet "We're all f*cked Girl
Light Bulb Guy
I am really disappointed my bluetooth isn't working yet >:( maybe it takes a while. I must have missed light bulb guy, that sounds fun!
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I am really disappointed my bluetooth isn't working yet >:( maybe it takes a while. I must have missed light bulb guy, that sounds fun!
Oh. I'll have to find light bulb guy. In the meanwhile, check out Gates' new tits:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2xHWSgafpY
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Oh. I'll have to find light bulb guy. In the meanwhile, check out Gates' new tits:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2xHWSgafpY
Yikes those are bigger than Art's :o also gravity-defying, he is wearing a brassiere!
Oh I found light bulb, an Indian guy? Laser posted it.
(https://rense.com/general96/stranger-and-stranger.php)
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Yikes those are bigger than Art's :o also gravity-defying, he is wearing a brassiere!
Oh I found light bulb, an Indian guy? Laser posted it.
https://rense.com/general96/stranger-and-stranger.php
A rather distinguished looking Indian feller- that's him!
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A rather distinguished looking Indian feller- that's him!
You know, I think I have one of those lightbulbs, for when the power goes out 8) million views here we come!
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Ow it hurts when I press the base switch on the pokey site. But it works hahhaha maybe tomorrow
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Ow it hurts when I press the base switch on the pokey site. But it works hahhaha maybe tomorrow
You are on your way!
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OK T+15h shoulder is sore mostly from ramming the emergency light bulb on it and blaming WAN before I figured out you can just leave the socket base slightly unscrewed and manipulate it with a subtle twist, I have turned the heat up and am drinking some very hot tea to dispel the chill, certain joints are sore, here we go...
I had a strange dream last night where I was dozing in a tent when a giant wasp of the kind I have only seen in Mexico got in and started buzzing around my neck, tried to wave it away without aggravating it but it kept coming back and then I woke up.
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Ok T+19h and slept a little, fever has broken, now pretty 🥵 but forehead pretty cool, a little shorter than last time, hopefully that is it. Sore calves and toes, maybe how I napped all scrunched up and freezing? Whatever, not too bad so far.
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Oh. I'll have to find light bulb guy. In the meanwhile, check out Gates' new tits:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2xHWSgafpY
Water wings? They're a bit too pert to be saggy old moobs like what you must have.
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I had a strange dream last night...
Did you dream of Manderley again? Coming from someone who probably has nauseating dreams on the regular this one must have been a doozy.
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I did not; I dreamed of Gerontius 👅🍆🥒🥕🍠🧅
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Sounds Elghastly!
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Sounds Elghastly!
What's worse is that I am on my third large pot of tea, I think I am turning into an englishman :o
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What's worse is that I am on my third large pot of tea, I think I am turning into an englishman :o
I can't see you settling for Lipton's, you probably have some ponced-up blend that tastes like it's been filtered through a dingo's kidneys.
Here's some typical Englishry for you. Even has accordion in it, so no doubt your tail will be twitching like a leopard scenting a wounded impala.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0ionTgFxPgg (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0ionTgFxPgg)
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I can't see you settling for Lipton's, you probably have some ponced-up blend that tastes like it's been filtered through a dingo's kidneys.
Here's some typical Englishry for you. Even has accordion in it, so no doubt your tail will be twitching like a leopard scenting a wounded impala.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0ionTgFxPgg (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0ionTgFxPgg)
Harney & Son's Irish Breakfast which, despite the name, tastes like they put more Darjeeling than Assam, very middle-of-the-road for one of your blends, a really nice tea and cheap as chips, I say! I am not a tea snob; all we had growing up was Red Rose and that is fine with me. Unique flavor for a bagged tea, my adult palate says Ceylon and Assam but it could just as well be Kenyan, I am not too familiar with those.
I did love the accordion but it looks to me like half of those are women, aren't there any hot morris dancers? Some beefy Shropshire lad with the bloom of youth in his cheeks instead of that godawful walrus face at the end?
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T+19.5 hrs (Hi Hoagie!) general soreness like I did hard labor yesterday especially in my lower legs, and sweating that threatens to turn to chills at the first sign of a draft. The vax lady (she was great, didn't feel a thing going in) told me that, after the first dose, you get about 80% protection and I read online that Pfizer's efficacy was originally tested one week after the second at 95% so, as far as I am concerned, life returns to normal on June !!
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Cute morris dancers! Hahaha one even smiles once or twice instead of like looking like he is doing something disagreeable, which is a feat for you English.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELXM7ZuFMq0
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Harney & Son's Irish Breakfast which, despite the name, tastes like they put more Darjeeling than Assam, very middle-of-the-road for one of your blends, a really nice tea and cheap as chips, I say! I am not a tea snob; all we had growing up was Red Rose and that is fine with me. Unique flavor for a bagged tea, my adult palate says Ceylon and Assam but it could just as well be Kenyan, I am not too familiar with those.
I did love the accordion but it looks to me like half of those are women, aren't there any hot morris dancers? Some beefy Shropshire lad with the bloom of youth in his cheeks instead of that godawful walrus face at the end?
The only Morris dancer I ever knew was only doing it to ingratiate himself with his girlfriend's father, who was hardcore into it. I wonder how many who see it as typically English realise it is really 'Moorish' dancing imported from Spain before the Reconquista.
I'm more of a Twining's English Breakfast man myself. There's a whole discussion about how to make proper tea. Orwell even wrote an essay about it. I think it's tea that makes us such a special people, unlike you coffee-bibbing bastards who are so hopped up on caffeine you shoot anyone in sight.
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The only Morris dancer I ever knew was only doing it to ingratiate himself with his girlfriend's father, who was hardcore into it. I wonder how many who see it as typically English realise it is really 'Moorish' dancing imported from Spain before the Reconquista.
I'm more of a Twining's English Breakfast man myself. There's a whole discussion about how to make proper tea. Orwell even wrote an essay about it. I think it's tea that makes us such a special people, unlike you coffee-bibbing bastards who are so hopped up on caffeine you shoot anyone in sight.
OMG I read Orwell's instructions and that is how I do it! Leaves loose in the pot, no strainer, make it strong. Everything except the milk; I have never understood that. I like milk but adding it to tea is lesser than the sum of the parts.
Yes, they do some awfully similar stuff in Spain and Portugal, one might guess at its origins from the usually white costumes. I always wondered about that. Norwegians always wear a jacket or at least a waistcoat to dance.
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T+19.5 hrs (Hi Hoagie!) general soreness like I did hard labor yesterday especially in my lower legs, and sweating that threatens to turn to chills at the first sign of a draft. The vax lady (she was great, didn't feel a thing going in) told me that, after the first dose, you get about 80% protection and I read online that Pfizer's efficacy was originally tested one week after the second at 95% so, as far as I am concerned, life returns to normal on June !!
Sorry Bub. but Feigl-Ding begs to differ. Note the "Vaccines: “Evidence of reduced vaccine effectiveness” "
https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1396416806340943873
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OMG I read Orwell's instructions and that is how I do it! Leaves loose in the pot, no strainer, make it strong. Everything except the milk; I have never understood that. I like milk but adding it to tea is lesser than the sum of the parts.
Yes, they do some awfully similar stuff in Spain and Portugal, one might guess at its origins from the usually white costumes. I always wondered about that. Norwegians always wear a jacket or at least a waistcoat to dance.
Yes, I don't like milk in it either, you don't really taste the tea if it has milk in it. Russians put jam in it. I guess that neighbour of yours has probably got a restraining order out on you by now so you won't get invited over to find out what it's like.
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Water wings? They're a bit too pert to be saggy old moobs like what you must have.
Says the dude whose hangers swing lower than Kathy's.
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K_Dubb now has super powers! Start climbing the Covid ladder and eventually you can take on Blue Tooth Guy.
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Yes, I don't like milk in it either, you don't really taste the tea if it has milk in it. Russians put jam in it. I guess that neighbour of yours has probably got a restraining order out on you by now so you won't get invited over to find out what it's like.
Oh no he is very friendly and liked my penis cake! Or at least was too polite to say otherwise. My grandpa, who was from way up north and whose father spoke Russian, took his from the saucer through a sugar cube on occasion.
As far as morris music I think this is the only hit I know of, I think it was featured in a Jane Austen movie or something. The harmonization is a bit exotic but who knows if that is original, we are lucky to get melodies from back then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWAEF23wN9A
You are sweet to keep me company in my misery Shreddie :-*, now I am going to try to nap a little, headache coming on strong and I must not take anything. It could be a fatal clot, Hope to Jesus that it's not, If I die before I wake...
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K_Dubb now has super powers! Start climbing the Covid ladder and eventually you can take on Blue Tooth Guy.
Are you not amazed?!?!? Just plug me in and watch me go hahaha
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... you coffee-bibbing bastards who are so hopped up on caffeine you shoot anyone in sight.
I think that was the main reason we won the 'Murica Revo' after we dumped your weak nasty-ass tea into Boston Harbor.
https://youtu.be/tX5ZRE26YWM
That and your questionable decision on wearing BRIGHT RED COATS to battle, pretty easy to see someone in one of those if you are doing reaction quick firing, or "shooting on sight."
Do remember that when you come to visit God's Country; also keep in mind that we are heavily armed unlike you ponces. 2nd Amendment, baby! (see above video)
BTW: when you are over hear, would you please pick up that Harry knucklehead and take him back with you? I think the early onset dementia he has from his "COFFEE ENEMA" father is setting in. TIA
Lost Nobility, indeed and forsooth...
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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Are you not amazed?!?!? Just plug me in and watch me go hahaha
Holly, mother fucker! Look at him glow!
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I think that was the main reason we won the 'Murica Revo' after we dumped your weak nasty-ass tea into Boston Harbor.
https://youtu.be/tX5ZRE26YWM
That and your questionable decision on wearing BRIGHT RED COATS to battle, pretty easy to see someone in one of those if you are doing reaction quick firing, or "shooting on sight."
Do remember that when you come to visit God's Country; also keep in mind that we are heavily armed unlike you ponces. 2nd Amendment, baby! (see above video)
BTW: when you are over hear, would you please pick up that Harry knucklehead and take him back with you? I think the early onset dementia he has from his "COFFEE ENEMA" father is setting in. TIA
Lost Nobility, indeed and forsooth...
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Our coats were red with the blood of our enemies, you drooling jackanapes.
I fully support your 2nd Amendment. You're all so keen on shooting each other that there won't be much sport left for us, as we march to the sound of the accordion in full morris-dancing battle array.
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You're terrifically cute and most adorable.
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Everything seems in order here.
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... we march to the sound of the accordion in full morris-dancing battle array.
https://youtu.be/f8X2n7QP4yU
So that is what this guy was doing. You weren't in Scarborough the other day, were you?
I tried typing "Common English Loon" into the search-box @EweTube and got that & this:
https://youtu.be/1K-fs3e67n0
I am certain there is a third vidya to complete the trifecta, if only the DocTurd was hear @AzzGab maybe he could help...
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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What's worse is that I am on my third large pot of tea, I think I am turning into an englishman :o
That is a fate worse than "gay" for most 'Mericans. I would keep that side effect to yourself and just go about promoting the whole "altering your orientation" thing. You will turn fewer people away from the vaccine with that strategy.
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Says the dude whose hangers swing lower than Kathy's.
Wow. This site is just brutal. And here I thought you were one of the kinder, gentler posters...
Are you not amazed?!?!? Just plug me in and watch me go hahaha
So you found your "uncle Fester" light?
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T+19.5 hrs (Hi Hoagie!) general soreness like I did hard labor yesterday especially in my lower legs, and sweating that threatens to turn to chills at the first sign of a draft. The vax lady (she was great, didn't feel a thing going in) told me that, after the first dose, you get about 80% protection and I read online that Pfizer's efficacy was originally tested one week after the second at 95% so, as far as I am concerned, life returns to normal on June !!
Life has already returned to normal. Shook hands with no fewer then two (2) contractors this afternoon. It was even better than going in the out door.
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Our coats were red with the blood of our enemies
>blood of our enemies
KEK
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T+26.5 hours: I did not die of a blood clot in my sleep, feel a little better, headache has subsided, still running hot and cold but mostly hot. Strangely my sinuses are starting to burn like a respiratory infection, that is not supposed to happen. Maybe it is just general inflammation. Calves still very sore and I walk janky, feet hot and red. I can see where, in some people, this kind of reaction might shake things loose and cause problems, I haven't felt this bad in years :-[
My mom told me my cousin, a dear woman but terribly flighty and sheltered (traditional housewife who home-schooled her children) went to a drive-up site and had a panic attack, they made her park for half an hour to make sure she was safe to drive afterwards :(
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You're terrifically cute and most adorable.
Thanks, babe; best I could do for you all unkempt and wretched :-*
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That is a fate worse than "gay" for most 'Mericans. I would keep that side effect to yourself and just go about promoting the whole "altering your orientation" thing. You will turn fewer people away from the vaccine with that strategy.
"Gay" and "Englishman" are synonymous; check out their cute flower hats! I am sure Shreddie has a special one he wears just to go to the Tesco.
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So you found your "uncle Fester" light?
Haha I had to look that up :-[
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There is a little button right on the base that I could easily engage with my tongue :P
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Life has already returned to normal. Shook hands with no fewer then two (2) contractors this afternoon. It was even better than going in the out door.
Good job, I am so ready for this to be over. Good news, two big grocery chains ignored the health director today, finally some sanity.
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T+26.5 hours: I did not die of a blood clot in my sleep, feel a little better, headache has subsided, still running hot and cold but mostly hot. Strangely my sinuses are starting to burn like a respiratory infection, that is not supposed to happen. Maybe it is just general inflammation. Calves still very sore and I walk janky, feet hot and red. I can see where, in some people, this kind of reaction might shake things loose and cause problems, I haven't felt this bad in years :-[
My mom told me my cousin, a dear woman but terribly flighty and sheltered (traditional housewife who home-schooled her children) went to a drive-up site and had a panic attack, they made her park for half an hour to make sure she was safe to drive afterwards :(
You're actually sick? This doesn't bode well for me.
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You're actually sick? This doesn't bode well for me.
Yes, but I was sick after the first one, too. My folks and big sis and big brother didn't get sick at all, though. They said it is normal for some people, and some say to let the fever do its thing, the fever and the muscle aches are the immune response which you are trying to provoke.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2021/02/07/which-pain-relievers-are-ok-before-after-covid-19-coronavirus-vaccines/?sh=4858f32b6842 (https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2021/02/07/which-pain-relievers-are-ok-before-after-covid-19-coronavirus-vaccines/?sh=4858f32b6842)
No regrets so far but I am quite the sheeple baaa baaaa :P it is my mortification of the flesh
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Yes, but I was sick after the first one, too. My folks and big sis and big brother didn't get sick at all, though. They said it is normal for some people, and some say to let the fever do its thing, the fever and the muscle aches are the immune response which you are trying to provoke.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2021/02/07/which-pain-relievers-are-ok-before-after-covid-19-coronavirus-vaccines/?sh=4858f32b6842 (https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2021/02/07/which-pain-relievers-are-ok-before-after-covid-19-coronavirus-vaccines/?sh=4858f32b6842)
No regrets so far but I am quite the sheeple baaa baaaa :P it is my mortification of the flesh
I hope you get better quickly. I wonder if there is a correlation between how sick you feel from the vaccine and how sick you would be if you contracted Covid without being vaccinated. The pharmacist who gave me the first dose said he got "sick as a dog" after his second dose. Maybe the virus would have offed him. And people who don't suffer any ill effects from the vaccine, would they have been mostly asymptomatic carriers?
I like that journalist's writing style that you linked. I might read his other articles just for fun. Next week I'll be getting the second dose. It's Moderna. Good to know about nsaids, I would have taken some.
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Oh. I'll have to find light bulb guy. In the meanwhile, check out Gates' new tits:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2xHWSgafpY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK8knWKcl2w
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Cicadas Fall Prey to a Psychedelic-Producing Fungus That Makes Their Butts Fall Off
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/cicadas-fall-prey-drug-producing-fungus-makes-their-butts-fall-180977776/
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T+26.5 hours: I did not die of a blood clot in my sleep, feel a little better, headache has subsided, still running hot and cold but mostly hot. Strangely my sinuses are starting to burn like a respiratory infection, that is not supposed to happen. Maybe it is just general inflammation. Calves still very sore and I walk janky, feet hot and red. I can see where, in some people, this kind of reaction might shake things loose and cause problems, I haven't felt this bad in years :-[
My mom told me my cousin, a dear woman but terribly flighty and sheltered (traditional housewife who home-schooled her children) went to a drive-up site and had a panic attack, they made her park for half an hour to make sure she was safe to drive afterwards :(
Good to hear you are still alive. Have you checked if the nanobots have castrated you yet?
I have wondered about the whole drive through thing. At the boarder, they were offering shots for the truckers. Given how many people have a not so good reaction, I wonder how many truckers there are out there driving in the state you presently find yourself in?
The Blackfoot nation was very neighbourly and was offering their excess vaccines to Canadians. You drove across the boarder, stayed in your car, got your shot and drove home. The Canadian government decided that was still "international travel" and you had to quarantine for two weeks.
So the Blackfoot nation shut it down and basically said the government sucked (what else is new) and was dumb (same question as before.) If the idiots in Ottawa want Canadians vaccinated, and people are willing to drive a few hours, and there is excess supply, then why be little tyrants? I heard an interview where the Canadians want the vaccine to be sent here for our health care workers to give it. I would sooner go to the Blackfoot nation just to piss of the government who wants to look like they are able to provide everything for their citizens rather than give a little thanks to our neighbours.
So, thanks to the Blackfoot. Sorry Justine is a bitch who can't accept help from a generous people.
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I hope you get better quickly. I wonder if there is a correlation between how sick you feel from the vaccine and how sick you would be if you contracted Covid without being vaccinated. The pharmacist who gave me the first dose said he got "sick as a dog" after his second dose. Maybe the virus would have offed him. And people who don't suffer any ill effects from the vaccine, would they have been mostly asymptomatic carriers?
I like that journalist's writing style that you linked. I might read his other articles just for fun. Next week I'll be getting the second dose. It's Moderna. Good to know about nsaids, I would have taken some.
Thank you, honey; I feel better this morning. I am not sure whether it relates to your vulnerability. Sukie says it's younger folks around him getting sick. I wonder if it has to do with um size; the only other guy I know who complained about it isn't smol like me but is absolutely ripped with a stomach like a braided challah. These are the opposite of the people who seemed most vulnerable to covid itself.
My own guess is that the vaccines were calibrated, appropriately, to the elderly who were dying of it who need an extra jolt to get their immune systems to work and that we regular folks are getting more than we need. You can find all kinds of articles saying this is not the case and that's not how these vaccines work but, at the same time, the work on a children's vaccine "to minimize side effects" suggests to me it has something to do with size or age or both.
That's what has made me so angry with how information has been put out there, not by doctors so much as by "science communicators" and the kind of people who worry about "messaging". In the initial phases with limited supply they didn't want people to ask too many questions about what they were being given and just show up and take what was available, since that's best to get more people in the door. So they tell altruistic lies about it. It's the same reason the CDC tells me Pfizer is considered fully vaccinated two weeks after the second dose when Pfizer tested it at 95% efficacy after one week, because Moderna did their testing after two weeks and the messaging around getting people to distinguish is too complicated, keep it simple and tell everyone two weeks. Fuck them, it's not their extra week of normalcy that's on the line.
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Good to hear you are still alive. Have you checked if the nanobots have castrated you yet?
I have wondered about the whole drive through thing. At the boarder, they were offering shots for the truckers. Given how many people have a not so good reaction, I wonder how many truckers there are out there driving in the state you presently find yourself in?
The Blackfoot nation was very neighbourly and was offering their excess vaccines to Canadians. You drove across the boarder, stayed in your car, got your shot and drove home. The Canadian government decided that was still "international travel" and you had to quarantine for two weeks.
So the Blackfoot nation shut it down and basically said the government sucked (what else is new) and was dumb (same question as before.) If the idiots in Ottawa want Canadians vaccinated, and people are willing to drive a few hours, and there is excess supply, then why be little tyrants? I heard an interview where the Canadians want the vaccine to be sent here for our health care workers to give it. I would sooner go to the Blackfoot nation just to piss of the government who wants to look like they are able to provide everything for their citizens rather than give a little thanks to our neighbours.
So, thanks to the Blackfoot. Sorry Justine is a bitch who can't accept help from a generous people.
Oh that makes me sad! Government sucks. I suppose they had extra because the government decided First Nations were among the most vulnerable and gave them priority, too ::)
Getting my second shot the clinic was dead with easily twice as many people running it as getting poked. I heard them talking about shutting down and debating whether to continue to give people first doses when they won't be around to give the second. And we have the bigger clinics shutting down all over the city, distribution will now be mostly through pharmacies where people are used to going anyway, just like the flu shot.
T+39 hours: aches are gone, just some residual shivers between my shoulder blades, but now I have a knot in my stomach, probably because I didn't eat anything yesterday. Despite the cytokine storm raging in my scrotum with spike proteins slashing right and left, the boys seem fine and everything still works, I didn't notice a vas deferens hahhaa :P
-- your intrepid style correspondent, Gay_Dubb
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T+48h: Finally said fuckit and took some Excedrin, gawd I feel so much better! Now just sweaty and gross. The whole reason they give two doses of the vaccine is that the immune system response with a single dose was too low. I do not think that was my case. Here between the two shots I have spent at least three days in shivering, aching misery, I can hardly imagine that a typical case of covid is that much worse :-\
Here the chief benefit was that now I am immune without risking infecting anyone else, and can go back to seeing people like a regular summer without feeling like I am playing Russian roulette with my folks' lives and health. Worth it.
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T+48h: Finally said fuckit and took some Excedrin, gawd I feel so much better! Now just sweaty and gross. The whole reason they give two doses of the vaccine is that the immune system response with a single dose was too low. I do not think that was my case. Here between the two shots I have spent at least three days in shivering, aching misery, I can hardly imagine that a typical case of covid is that much worse :-\
Here the chief benefit was that now I am immune without risking infecting anyone else, and can go back to seeing people like a regular summer without feeling like I am playing Russian roulette with my folks' lives and health. Worth it.
You’re such a good person.
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You’re such a good person.
We can't all be gifted like you :-\
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We can't all be gifted like you :-\
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No, but you can still let others know what a morally superior person you are even if you aren’t. That’s what’s great about today.
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No, but you can still let others know what a morally superior person you are even if you aren’t. That’s what’s great about today.
No, we just crossed 50% in this country; in absolute terms I'm just middle of the pack. It's only in this primitive enclave of grunting, snorting troglodytes that I can really shine.
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T+48h: Finally said fuckit and took some Excedrin, gawd I feel so much better! Now just sweaty and gross. The whole reason they give two doses of the vaccine is that the immune system response with a single dose was too low. I do not think that was my case. Here between the two shots I have spent at least three days in shivering, aching misery, I can hardly imagine that a typical case of covid is that much worse :-\
Here the chief benefit was that now I am immune without risking infecting anyone else, and can go back to seeing people like a regular summer without feeling like I am playing Russian roulette with my folks' lives and health. Worth it.
Do you have a TV?
I was Vaxxed (Moderna) Now When I Talk My TV Picks Up My Voice
I took the vax a month ago and was sick as hell for 5 days. Now when I go by my TV (within about 8 feet) when I talk I can hear my voice through the TV. I recorded it with my VCR. It's like I'm a broadcasting antenna.
A guy I work with told me about this website and said to post the info here that there are a lot of smart people who can figure it out.
I don't have a smartphone to record a video (dumb flip phone user), but I am working on getting a video to demonstrate what I am talking about. I have a camcorder but don't know how to get the video on my computer to download on the internet.
Could this be the vax like I think or something else? This has never happened before.
Also, when I put my arm that I was injected in by the antenna, there is a barely noticeable amount of static that shows up. It starts and stops about 3 times a second. It matches with my voice cutting in and out perfectly.
Please help me figure this out, I'm VERY worried about this. Scary as hell. I feel like I'm a damn walking microphone now and transmitting.
https://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message4798409/pg1
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T+48h: Finally said fuckit and took some Excedrin, gawd I feel so much better! Now just sweaty and gross. The whole reason they give two doses of the vaccine is that the immune system response with a single dose was too low. I do not think that was my case. Here between the two shots I have spent at least three days in shivering, aching misery, I can hardly imagine that a typical case of covid is that much worse :-\
Here the chief benefit was that now I am immune without risking infecting anyone else, and can go back to seeing people like a regular summer without feeling like I am playing Russian roulette with my folks' lives and health. Worth it.
Yes, but what is a typical case of covid, other than what you imagine it to be? Many cases, we are told, are moderate or mild.
And, that is quite the act of faith, that you are now totally immune and absolutely without the risk of infecting anyone else.
The chief benefit, and I gladly hope you recover, appears to be the emotional solace of having been told you are now so safe.
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Do you have a TV?
https://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message4798409/pg1
OH good grief ::) sadly no but I can try in the big store display next time I go. I'm not discoverable on bluetooth yet, either :(
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Yes, but what is a typical case of covid, other than what you imagine it to be? Many cases, we are told, are moderate or mild.
And, that is quite the act of faith, that you are now totally immune and absolutely without the risk of infecting anyone else.
The chief benefit, and I gladly hope you recover, appears to be the emotional solace of having been told you are now so safe.
Half my family (the rural Trumpy side) has had it and characterizes it as a bad flu, so that's what I'm comparing it with. As for my act of faith, yes, that's exactly what it is. I am told my shots are substantially more effective than the isolation I endured and mask I wore so letting that go is a good deal. If something bad happens now, I will at least have done my best to prevent it.
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OH good grief ::) sadly no but I can try in the big store display next time I go. I'm not discoverable on bluetooth yet, either :(
K_Dubb, Attend: you are at risk of Creutzfeldt-Jakob (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creutzfeldt%E2%80%93Jakob_disease)'s disease.
https://scivisionpub.com/pdfs/covid19-rna-based-vaccines-and-the-risk-of-prion-disease-1503.pdf (https://scivisionpub.com/pdfs/covid19-rna-based-vaccines-and-the-risk-of-prion-disease-1503.pdf)
Our Administration will avenge you; those responsible will pay the ultimate price.
I would like you to begin searching out your replacement for Official Dog Walker duties forthwith.
https://youtu.be/4DCidwGnjqw
Thank you in advance. It is an honor to swerve!
pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?"
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K_Dubb, Attend: you are at risk of Creutzfeldt-Jakob (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creutzfeldt%E2%80%93Jakob_disease)'s disease.
https://scivisionpub.com/pdfs/covid19-rna-based-vaccines-and-the-risk-of-prion-disease-1503.pdf (https://scivisionpub.com/pdfs/covid19-rna-based-vaccines-and-the-risk-of-prion-disease-1503.pdf)
Our Administration will avenge you; those responsible will pay the ultimate price.
I would like you to begin searching out your replacement for Official Dog Walker duties forthwith.
https://youtu.be/4DCidwGnjqw
Thank you in advance. It is an honor to swerve!
pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?"
I am sorry to hear that, sir. I think it is indisputable that the quality of my postings has fallen off dramatically in these past few weeks, no doubt due to the spongification of my cerebellum, soon I will do nothing but drool on here. As a replacement may I suggest Innerreach as I have it on his authority that he is HAWT? I would not like to see someone of your physical magnificence saddled with some waddling blob who will only bring discredit to the platform.
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This is a neat chart showing the effect of vaccinations on the 80+ in WA, they were of course the first to get it. Notice how deaths remain low despite our recent fourth wave, and the yellow share of both hospitalizations and deaths is noticeably lower.
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Oh great, now it's a "health hack" 🤮
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I honestly thought I came up with it myself.
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Oh great, now it's a "health hack" 🤮
(https://i.ibb.co/yYrRXqM/IMG-2082.jpg)
I honestly thought I came up with it myself.
Yeah. That is what I thought about my EUC diet. And then you told me that while I jokingly called it the "Dubb diet" that you were already doing it. And now I find out that it was energizechiropractic who came up with it.
*I'm still waiting on the part for my wheel and am driving to the store again. :(
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Yeah. That is what I thought about my EUC diet. And then you told me that while I jokingly called it the "Dubb diet" that you were already doing it. And now I find out that it was energizechiropractic who came up with it.
*I'm still waiting on the part for my wheel and am driving to the store again. :(
Emotions under Control?
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I feel so much better! Now just sweaty and gross. The whole reason they give two doses of the vaccine is that the immune system response with a single dose was too low. [...] Worth it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZdGHhcdQEI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZdGHhcdQEI
Some days it's harder to contain the raging, thundererous passion that beats within me than it is today.
Mostly all of them up, until now, to tell you the truth. Nice Sam. Kudos.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXITbVEGohA
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Based Jerry is going to pull a 187 on this landwhale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvoB0tzYO2A
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8KCOgLM4AQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrtZ9BSyMH0
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Back to normal today
(https://i.ibb.co/FKRdrZV/postvax.gif)
Hair: unmitigated disaster thanks to high winds and rain
Sweater: Shreddie please note yet another sweater, this one called a Nordlandskofte after that region, note the wave design to represent the sea.
Weather: See above
VAXXx2: Shoulder sore, that's about it. At the store maybe 10% without masks this time including several employees, making progress!
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Not sure but I think AzzGab is a deep sea drilling platform in the Water
Cooler Cooled Sea. (https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/13ad2603-668b-4c11-a371-91e56d25998d/deihd1a-79c74ae0-7e41-4c4c-bcdf-757dfe0f0e1b.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzEzYWQyNjAzLTY2OGItNGMxMS1hMzcxLTkxZTU2ZDI1OTk4ZFwvZGVpaGQxYS03OWM3NGFlMC03ZTQxLTRjNGMtYmNkZi03NTdkZmUwZjBlMWIuanBnIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0.wvcc1IV4pEEdxs9bNvMVdBZO5HeUmlIixpFVAa0N4Cc)
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https://breaking911.com/mother-with-4-year-old-arrested-with-enough-fentanyl-to-kill-1-million-people-deputies-say/
(https://breaking911.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/fgh.jpg)
>fentanyl
I CANT BREATHE!
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If you buy something from Canada do you have to pay special leaf fees upon delivery? Ebay is telling me i might have too.
(https://i.postimg.cc/5N9m6v85/canada-is-mad.jpg)
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https://breaking911.com/mother-with-4-year-old-arrested-with-enough-fentanyl-to-kill-1-million-people-deputies-say/
Never have I been more interested in getting five more girlfriends.
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If you buy something from Canada do you have to pay special leaf fees upon delivery? Ebay is telling me i might have too.
(https://i.postimg.cc/5N9m6v85/canada-is-mad.jpg)
They tell me that when I order from Europe, too, but I have never had to pay anything extra.
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They tell me that when I order from Europe, too, but I have never had to pay anything extra.
Based!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_IYNt79XIM
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John Steinbeck Wrote a Novel About Werewolves, But You Can’t Read It
Here is a guess at what Murder at Full Moon is like.
“Tom,” Ma repeated, “what you gonna do, now that you’re a werewolf?”
“It don’ matter. I’ll be all aroun’ in the dark, whenever the moon is full. I’ll be ever’where—wherever they’s a farmer wonderin’ what’s been rippin’ the throats out of their sheep every full moon, I’ll be there. Wherever they’s a suspiciously-hirsute high school basketball player pulling off sick dunks, I’ll be there. Wherever they’s a high-powered literary editor who’s mad at James Spader for fuckin’ his wife, I’ll be there. I’ll be in the way guys howl at the moon when they’re happy an’—I’ll be in the way pups whine when they’re hungry an’ they know there’s an easy-to-mutilate little old lady nearby. An’ when a pack of lycanthropes eats an entire family an’ paints their house’s walls with their lifeblood, why, I’ll be there. See?”
Ma shook herself. “No,” she said. “For it is written that the curse of the werewolf can only be lifted by a bullet cast of pure silver.”
Tom said craftily, “Tell me like you done before.”
“Tell you what?”
“’Bout the werewolves of London.”
“Look at the moon, Tom, and I’ll tell you so you can almost see it.”
Tom dutifully turned his head. “Aaaaa-oooooooo!” he howled.
“We gonna go to London,” Ma began. She reached in her side pocket and brought out the Luger loaded with silver bullets.
“Go on,” said Tom. “How’s it gonna be. We gonna go to London.”
“We’ll walk through the streets of Soho in the rain,” said Ma. “An’ we’ll have maybe Chinese menus in our hands … an’ we’ll be lookin’ for the place called … Lee Ho Fooks—”
Tom giggled with happiness. “Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein?”
“Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein.”
The crash of the silver bullet rolled up the hills and rolled down again. Tom jarred, and then settled slowly forward to the sand, where, through a series of camera dissolves, his werewolf hair appeared to recede into his skin.
Curley and Carlson looked over. And Carlson said, “Now what the hell ya suppose has been eatin’ my livestock?”
https://slate.com/culture/2021/05/steinbeck-werewolf-novel-murder-full-moon-excerpt.html
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Oh. I'll have to find light bulb guy. In the meanwhile, check out Gates' new tits:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2xHWSgafpY
Raise:
https://youtu.be/hymyFliRNPI
-COL Manly
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHLpB38LNg4
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With a machete to the back of the dindus head SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCfxRG7JRvQ
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Crayon Pop was based RIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jzj9knE7r4
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https://youtu.be/o6Ka35U4YGM
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Some dude bitch slaps Macron.
https://twitter.com/H__algerien/status/1402241764791042048
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IOKhucjtqs
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A great many Marines (and members of other service branches) paid quite a high price for Americans to pronounce Japanese brand names any damn way we want to.
https://youtu.be/tX5ZRE26YWM
The giri of that debt shall forever stand unpaid.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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A great many Marines (and members of other service branches) paid quite a high price for Americans to pronounce Japanese brand names any damn way we want to.
https://youtu.be/tX5ZRE26YWM
The giri of that debt shall forever stand unpaid.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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A great many Marines (and members of other service branches) paid quite a high price for Americans to pronounce Japanese brand names any damn way we want to.
https://youtu.be/tX5ZRE26YWM
The giri of that debt shall forever stand unpaid.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
And Americans cant pronounce words or made a decent car, sad.
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And Americans cant pronounce words or made a decent car, sad.
(https://i.postimg.cc/kggg1Bh2/japan-its-just-a-prank-bro.jpg)
Sheeit... das funny, bro!
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I think those are Honda or TOY-otas gettin' pwned thar...
Heh!
High, Pecan Pie!
(https://i.insider.com/593ae441bf76bb94008b4bfc?width=1216)(https://images.assettype.com/freepressjournal%2F2019-09%2F989d7ec2-6dcd-4d11-a5c5-eaa21b9b492f%2F1_Hot_Sake.jpg?auto=format%2Ccompress&w=1200)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAyqiEMVd3I
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An old handwritten recipe found tucked into a Fate magazine from the 1990s:
"The Roubini Sandwich"
• Thick sliced beef tongue
• Roasted red bell peppers
• Caramelized onions
• Roasted garlic
• Whole grain kosher mustard
• Kosher salt
• Freshly ground black pepper
• Tabasco sauce
With warm rye bread
Served on a Big Blue Plate
There must be other versions out there waiting to be discovered. Buon Appetito!
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Good God!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yqa-SdJtT4
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Post more often!
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Ryan Dawson Spinning Squirrel Documentary
https://brandnewtube.com/watch/the-spinning-squirrel_WJGgG2PVaVW3r7C.html
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Ryan Dawson Spinning Squirrel Documentary
https://brandnewtube.com/watch/the-spinning-squirrel_WJGgG2PVaVW3r7C.html
oy vey ::)
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oy vey ::)
Shut It Down!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xziuvusBHu0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjixfe-0_NY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj9K5BtfYVc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_DVH97Lwj0
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kami buys a loli at 1:35:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncULuzDyYAc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HaZQgAyzXg
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With Pride Month Ending, Nation Excited For Lust, Gluttony, Envy Months (https://babylonbee.com/news/with-pride-month-ending-nation-excited-for-adultery-murder-gluttony-months)
Baptist churches, on the other hand, are already gearing up for gluttony month, which has always been their favorite month since gluttony isn't actually a real sin—like being gay or drinking alcohol. Church members around the country are preparing their favorite cheesy sausage noodle casseroles and double-fudge cream custard desserts.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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With Pride Month Ending (https://babylonbee.com/news/with-pride-month-ending-nation-excited-for-adultery-murder-gluttony-months)
HOTFIX: IT IS OKAY TO BE PROUD.
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Norway Law Forces Influencers to Label Retouched Photos on Instagram
The move comes amidst continued public debate in Norway surrounding “kroppspress” (literally “body pressure”), which very roughly translates to beauty standards. In its proposal to the Norwegian parliament, the Ministry of Children and Family cites studies that found what it calls "body pressure," or beauty standards, to be pervasive and a contributing factor to low self-esteem in young people.
“Body pressure is present in the workplace, in the public space, in the home, and in various media, etc,” the Ministry of Children and Family writes in the proposed amendments sent to the Norwegian parliament. “Body pressure is always there, often imperceptibly, and is difficult to combat. A requirement for retouched or otherwise manipulated advertising to be marked is one measure against body pressure.”
https://www.vice.com/en/article/g5gd99/norway-law-forces-influencers-to-label-retouched-photos-on-instagram (https://www.vice.com/en/article/g5gd99/norway-law-forces-influencers-to-label-retouched-photos-on-instagram)
Obviously this is why we vikings had to leave 😈
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>implying escaping to Brazil in a Die Glocke to have kinky sex with Latina qt's wasn't Hitlers plan the entire time
Little brown nipples are the true redpill
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>2021
>not having a Die Glocke
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Never fuck with Misaka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHSa6_n2JoA
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Today's accomplishments
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Here comes the thunder
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;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;D ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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Here comes the thunder (https://youtu.be/raQ-6Q6EdJs?t=19)
The rolling thunder is less potent. For my money, you go with a permethrin job—you kill the roaches right there in front of God, and the client.
No, really. I don't remember a thing. I was a roach in my last life? I'm not convinced of this. Why would that make me a dragonslayer in my next? These numbers just don't add up.
It's (WHORE)'s dick shit.
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Little brown nipples are the true redpill
Like little melting hershey kisses oh gawdddd 👅
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;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;D ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) (https://youtu.be/7p8xjwt5kM4?t=0)
I don't think you're gay enough to use that many emoticons. Here, try the scopolamine. It'll make you feel better.
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“suicide by cop” is one thing, but this uptight uptrend in the presentation of “suicide by pacifist” is upsetting at best.
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The rolling thunder is less potent. For my money, you go with a permethrin job—you kill the roaches right there in front of God, and the client.
[…]
It's (WHORE)'s dick shit.
“Hello, is this The National? Sup. Get Me The Inquirer? Thanks, Word. [Zzz.] Yeah it’s me, it’s a Jackstar. Hold your applause, please, know we have time for that later. I got the whole story. I can give it to you on tape. 50 bucks exclusive rights, forever, this universe as well as other universes, as I can guarantee that, I can act as my own Apostille. Let the audio say “my own office.” No, it can’t be a hundred bucks, has to be 50. What do you mean, “can we negotiate downwords?” No I’m not gonna take five, has to be 50. Yeah I know it does seem weird— it is, because it’s a Sourceror trap. OK great that’s the deal you got the rite see you later now hang up go be someone’s else’s little bitch some where else *click* Ha! Ha! Ha! OK I’m spent let’s play cribbage.
I’m not gonna lie. They made me be a diplomat for a reason. I have a natural talent for the grocery deals. Just ask Trump and his non-homely daughter.
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Enduros are the ultimate SHTF transportation and fun to ride too, why don't you own one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJr49PbXD7E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6_DcXmXCQ4
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Enduros are the ultimate SHTF transportation and fun to ride too, why don't you own one?
Not a bike guy. 4 wheels good. Two wheels bad.
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Not a bike guy. 4 wheels good. Two wheels bad.
2 wheels gets way better gas mileage in this Biden economy and you can ride anywhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EwM2rciVOk
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When gas is over $3 a gallon and climbing why drive a car ~desu?
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I’ve met few seriously injured in an auto accident but several who were in motorbike accidents (usually the fault of car driver).
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#DRZGang
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UjPbcxyl70
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I’ve met few seriously injured in an auto accident but several who were in motorbike accidents (usually the fault of car driver).
Yeah it happens a guy i know was involved in a hit and run few months ago and survived it. Being on a 800 pound Hardly Ableson probably saved his ass but he still spent a while in the hospital. Getting hit on a 300 pound enduro would have probably killed him. I avoid the normies and stick to less traveled roads #YOLO
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Those lyrics are worthy of the great Vandeven.
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https://worldtruthvideos.org/watch/based-russian-girl-owns-russian-shlomo_7Bchg8FQ1UnpOUQ.html
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Shoplifters* Pour Out Of San Francisco Store
*Niggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJeDVgmcKJI
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Wasn't that fun... Passed a car going the wrong way down a major road @ 2:30 this morning.I was wondering if I should call 911, but then decided that he would either have crashed by the next major intersection or realize what he was doing- and he was going around 60. What do you tell the cops? "Somewhere in this city is an idiot who WAS going the wrong way?
Anyhow, I did a quick detour and in 3 minutes I was back on the main road. I figured I would drive the right way down that road to the next major one and see if there was a collision. I assumed that if there was I would have several major injuries as it would have been a head on at almost highway speeds. While I was waiting at the lights- I noticed the car sitting in a "pull out" used by passenger rail maintenance. I kept watching the car, and the crossing arms came down. Sure enough, the car drove into the train and got crushed against the pole. I was sure the car was not close enough to be hit by the train- but then I blinked at there was a collision. It kind of looked like the car moved forward a little- but then my perception could have been off as it defiantly was propelled by the train.
I drove to it while calling 911 (no longer did I need to guess if there was any point in placing the call.) When I pulled in the driver was getting out of his car. Turned out he drove into the side of the train and most of the damage was the hood section. I would say he was "lucky" there was a berm there and he got high centered. The driver just sat on a barrier in shock at first, then started yelling "fuck you" at the people on the train and throwing rocks and laughing (he was upset they were staring.) 911 said help was on the way, and that was the end. In a way it suited me fine as I didn't want to be talking to them while I was talking to the driver- and he probably needed more attention that the operator...
By this point, I realize that the driver is not completely stable- but he's a smaller guy. Eventually he goes back to the barrier and sits down again. He tells me that he tried, and that he regreted that he was not successful. Now I know it was attempted suicide. He starts eyeing the few cars on the road and I put my arm around him and hold him saying that is not a good idea. He says something along the lines of having screwed up a relationship and only wanting her. I don't quite get how this is going to help that situation... But I keep an arm around him because I didn't feel like coming on a crash with him bleeding out with the train, and I don't feel like watching him strike a car doing 50 MPH and dying either. He starts looking back at the cars and then is distracted by the people on the train again and walks towards it.
Now the fire engines are on the other side of the road and will be over soon. I'm hoping that they come around to this side soon- I'm really worried he knows that time is running out to kill himself. I stick near him thinking he might try using one of the fire engines- but they are traveling too slow. Police show up, and smell the alcohol. He is cuffed without incident and taken to their car. I get to talk to the paramedics when they first show up and mention it was an attempted suicide and that it might be worth taking him for evaluation- but of course it is their choice to make.
And that is how my night ends. I'll admit I'm in a little bit of an odd place mentally. Nobody to call to "decompress" until tomorrow. So I type this out here. I really was sure when I drove up on the car, the train, and the pole that it would be impossible to get the driver out and he would be dying or dead. Instead the passenger compartment was completely intact. And then I kept an arm around him and the other hand ready to grab him. I'm not really a small guy, and I really didn't think that standing there while somebody killed themselves would be fun. But I was wondering if he was really serious and had a knife if I may have found myself on the defensive- and I was really close to him physically.
Glad it all worked out. I hope he gets the help he obviously needs. I'm also sure that a DUI and a totaled car is not going to help his situation. I honestly hope he does not just end up more determined and successful.
Bloody people. I'm going to pour myself a nice double rum and coke and go to bed. I hear alcohol solves all problems. ???
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You are a good, kind man, WOTR; I am glad you are there.
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Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey
“How do we get kids to read more books this summer?
“I know, we’ll get a rainbow-coloured monkey to wag his dildo at passing motorists”
(https://i.postimg.cc/ZqrkYXrX/rainbow-monkey-640x480.png) (https://postimages.org/)
https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2021/07/11/watch-rainbow-monkey-dildo-story-hour-at-london-library/
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Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey
(https://i.postimg.cc/ZqrkYXrX/rainbow-monkey-640x480.png) (https://postimages.org/)
https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2021/07/11/watch-rainbow-monkey-dildo-story-hour-at-london-library/
I would have so thrived in today's academic, civic system! Would you please let there be female teachers with an infinity for heterosexual pedophilia, please?
Ahhhh... It's all lost on the politically correct brainwashed fucking youth!
Well, that’s why K_Dubb and I play “I Never,” I suppose?
Happy End of The Fucking World Nigga’s! 😍
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You are a good, kind man, WOTR; I am glad you are there.
I Second That, K! ❤️
Sleep in peace, WOTR! ;)
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I Second That, K! ❤️
Sleep in peace, WOTR! ;)
Thanks. I wonder if I will ever find out what happens to the guy. The cop thanked me for sticking around and keeping him out of traffic and safe. I just responded "at least for a night." Without support, I don't know that he will not just be successful next time. But that is between him, his God, and possibly his psychologist... ;)
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You are a good, kind man, WOTR; I am glad you are there.
Thanks Dubb. I read that again, and I realize that it sounded like he was plastered. He was steady on his feet, and there was only a slight smell of alcohol. He may not have even been over the legal limit. He was probably mid 20's to 30 with a typical thin Philippio build.
I also realize that he would probably have been better served having a "Dubb" (or any normal person) show up instead. With me, when he said he screwed up his relationship, I was honest and said that I didn't know what happened, so I could not comment. When he said he really screwed up with the crash, I did admit to him that running a car into a train may not have been the best action. I seem to lack a filter and proper empathy.
On the other hand, he is still alive. No other cars stopped, and the 3 or 4 people who got off the train just started walking home.So, I suppose you get what you get- and in his case it was a WOTR who does not always say the "right" things. I was a little surprised that not a single other person either got off the train to hlep or stopped their car to help in the 7 or 8 minutes until the emergency vehicles showed up...
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Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey
(https://i.postimg.cc/ZqrkYXrX/rainbow-monkey-640x480.png) (https://postimages.org/)
https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2021/07/11/watch-rainbow-monkey-dildo-story-hour-at-london-library/
Haha my poor repressed childhood could have used a few more rainbow butt-monkeys!
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Thanks Dubb. I read that again, and I realize that it sounded like he was plastered. He was steady on his feet, and there was only a slight smell of alcohol. He may not have even been over the legal limit. He was probably mid 20's to 30 with a typical thin Philippio build.
I also realize that he would probably have been better served having a "Dubb" (or any normal person) show up instead. With me, when he said he screwed up his relationship, I was honest and said that I didn't know what happened, so I could not comment. When he said he really screwed up with the crash, I did admit to him that running a car into a train may not have been the best action. I seem to lack a filter and proper empathy.
On the other hand, he is still alive. No other cars stopped, and the 3 or 4 people who got off the train just started walking home.So, I suppose you get what you get- and in his case it was a WOTR who does not always say the "right" things. I was a little surprised that not a single other person either got off the train to hlep or stopped their car to help in the 7 or 8 minutes until the emergency vehicles showed up...
Oh I don't think it matters what you say; it matters what you did. Which is, call help and turn the emotional temperature down. You will find that sort of calm, matter-of-fact approach is very like what emergency people use when somebody's drama-meter is pegged.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7G1yjDfwL4
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...You will find that sort of calm, matter-of-fact approach is very like what emergency people use when somebody's drama-meter is pegged.
Thanks Mr. Dubb. I have actually been thinking about it a little over the last few days and I really was starting to think I should have been more like most "normal" people and more empathetic and "feely." That little sentence brought me back to reality and I think I can now stop the stupid hamster from running on that wheel anymore...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE7y28S5lmM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7G1yjDfwL4
That movie had a great soundtrack...
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I just about killed myself laughing tonight. I was out cruising on the unicycle. I had a lane to myself and was carving and (sort of dancing) and singing along to Fun "Take your time". As I'm singing the line "I'm through with causing a scene" I look over at a truck with all occupants and the driver staring at me. I suppose that cruising along, gaining on them, and starting to overtake them on a single wheel in the early hours of the morning probably drew some attention.
Long story short... Apparently, I am NOT through with causing a scene. ;D
(Lyrics at around 3:30.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufO1G9x7Qxk
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I just about killed myself laughing tonight. I was out cruising on the unicycle. I had a lane to myself and was carving and (sort of dancing) and singing along to Fun "Take your time". As I'm singing the line "I'm through with causing a scene" I look over at a truck with all occupants and the driver staring at me. I suppose that cruising along, gaining on them, and starting to overtake them on a single wheel in the early hours of the morning probably drew some attention.
Long story short... Apparently, I am NOT through with causing a scene. ;D
(Lyrics at around 3:30.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufO1G9x7Qxk
Apparently, you have a Gift. Keep up the great work. ;) :-*
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(https://i.postimg.cc/PqVL8SJD/FG.png) (https://postimg.cc/McRZCbyZ)
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(https://i.postimg.cc/PqVL8SJD/FG.png) (https://postimg.cc/McRZCbyZ)
Huh, I suppose this isn't on my keto diet, but I wonder how good this is. ??? Pate, have you ever tried this? K? Oh, I know Starr’s tried this before.
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Hu, I suppose this isn't on my keto diet, but I wonder how good this is. ??? Pate, have you ever tried this? K? Oh, I know Starr’s tried this before.
At first, it sounds iffy. But then when one thinks about it, it sounds pretty cool. I'm going to buy the ingredients and give it a shot. ;) ;D
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At first, it sounds iffy. But then when one thinks about it, it sounds pretty cool. I'm going to buy the ingredients and give it a shot. ;) ;D
Please report back, SM! :D
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(https://i.postimg.cc/PqVL8SJD/FG.png) (https://postimg.cc/McRZCbyZ)
I'm going to need a copy of this. ;)
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At first, it sounds iffy. But then when one thinks about it, it sounds pretty cool. I'm going to buy the ingredients and give it a shot. ;) ;D
Yeesh! I have never had a PBJS in my life, but I certainly wouldn't start with this monstrosity.
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Yeesh! I have never had a PBJS in my life, but I certainly wouldn't start with this monstrosity.
I'm not so sure it's a monstrosity, Laser. Fruit preserves go well with Peanut butter and bacon. The question is, does peanut butter and bacon go well together. I'm going to wager they do. I'll find out when I make the famous sandwich.
One thing. I will not be using the same amount of ingredients as Elvis. Maybe about an eighth, or less, of that. ;)
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What? No Grindr!! ;D
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What? No Grindr!! ;D
It’s an app silly
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It’s an app silly
:P
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(https://i.ibb.co/xmKQLc5/frequently-visited.png)
Didn't nobody notice it spells "arse?"
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Didn't nobody notice it spells "arse?"
(https://media.giphy.com/media/cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq/giphy.gif)
K_DUBB! You clever boy! ;D
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??? Pate, have you ever tried this?..
Nope, although I am inclined to try it. Baguette/French loaf, 1 lb of bacon, a "jar" of blueberry preserves & a "jar" of peanut butter.
I have two questions, how big of a "jar" are we talking: The little ~8 fluid ounce size or the big-ass "family size" jar?
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I find peanut butter to be disgusting, may I substitute some other "nut"-butter? Cashew butter or something?
Also, I just want to type "Nutbutter" again.
Nutbutter, hah!
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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I have two questions, how big of a "jar" are we talking: The little ~8 fluid ounce size or the big-ass "family size" jar?
That is entirely up to your appetite and how much toilet time you can afford. I say, go big or go home! ;D
I find peanut butter to be disgusting, may I substitute some other "nut"-butter? Cashew butter or something
Please, by all means, Pate. I've heard amazing things about Cashew Butter. I really need to try it sometime. ???
Also, I just want to type "Nutbutter" again.
Nutbutter, hah!
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Nutbutter Nutty butternut Nutbuttery Nutbutter hah! Wow, that is oddly cathartic. ???
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I’d always heard it was peanut butter, bacon and banana.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIqtNZP8vLc
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I’d always heard it was peanut butter, bacon and banana.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIqtNZP8vLc
I figured the nigger soul food alternative would have turkey necks in place of bacon. ;D
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Grimmway recalls Bunny Luv, other carrot products because of Salmonella risk (https://www.foodsafetynews.com/2021/07/grimmway-recalls-bunny-luv-other-carrot-products-because-of-salmonella-risk/)
California carrot...Bunny Luv...Anyone can become sick...
This site is always talking about dietary supplements and stuff, still I think it is a heavily encoded message about something else entirely. I have sent this article to the Crypto Department for further analysis.
Still, be safe: Do not stuff these disease ridden root-vegetables into your hunger-hole(s)!
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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Nope, although I am inclined to try it. Baguette/French loaf, 1 lb of bacon, a "jar" of blueberry preserves & a "jar" of peanut butter.
I have two questions, how big of a "jar" are we talking: The little ~8 fluid ounce size or the big-ass "family size" jar?
(https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/87024bff-aed6-420b-8186-2c02952ca7f5_1.7bf8573a8d88e025361b9d07c9566e5c.jpeg?odnHeight=450&odnWidth=450&odnBg=FFFFFF)
I find peanut butter to be disgusting, may I substitute some other "nut"-butter? Cashew butter or something?
Also, I just want to type "Nutbutter" again.
Nutbutter, hah!
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Harry Potter explains it all for your edification.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWIEVV1W130
More details here https://www.inthekitchenwithmatt.com/fools-gold-loaf
The authentic Fools Gold Loaf had a full 16 oz container of peanut butter spread on it.
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Still, be safe: Do not stuff these disease ridden root-vegetables into your hunger-hole(s)!
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
That includes you, too, K_DUBB. Not that there's anything wrong with that, M'kay. :-*
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Jewish court sentences dog to death by stoning
(https://i.postimg.cc/Dw6hQ449/dog-3.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/NKKZBM4D)
https://tribune.com.pk/story/192673/jewish-court-sentences-dog-to-death-by-stoning
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Ours is getting fat :-\
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Ours is getting fat :-\
If Horn Boy is packing on the pounds, it must be all that good American prison food he's snarfing down.
Canadians, on the other hand, have little more than ferns and cedar fronds.
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The following vidya turned out to be not at all about why Onions Are Green:
https://youtu.be/pDf20UtWQ1A
I watched it anyway, because Orion slave girls are hawt (and apparently they are not slaves but I already knew that.)
For those interested, the "original" Orion slave girl (or the actress that portrayed her) was freaking awesome. If I were to have a "waifu" Susan Oliver would be "The One."
https://youtu.be/Xg8M6rXfpOo
The Green Girl (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2342700/)
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE7Gv2piv78
affected by cancel culture
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https://youtu.be/0FO1FhlDQAM
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https://youtu.be/0FO1FhlDQAM
;) ;D :-*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBpBik-jBh8
do anything he dared him to do.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjpzJ6R-tJY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjpzJ6R-tJY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78V4tJwcc1A
Cry me a river
(https://i.postimg.cc/0NGB1grM/Way-of-Blood.png) (https://postimages.org/)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLVmybhXqtU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOCG6rV6yBo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r5QFuHCzuo
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Ducati a shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIinhYwssb0
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ʱªʱªʱª (ᕑᗢूᓫ∗)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfiXev2aYrk
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Lovecraftian horror gets real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMq89roPycI
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Chris Chan raped Barb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeiymfweViM
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This is the thread where one posts Musaks in this ThymeLein(rhymes with Heinlein) now??
https://youtu.be/voUEl9k43Ew
Cool.
-P. Manly
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvGpsx6Wnqw
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https://youtu.be/stqG2ihMvP0
^%&*anly
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvGpsx6Wnqw
Aha, tots
https://youtu.be/G9wr-uGCmlo
-Maanly
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Apparently, you have a Gift. Keep up the great work. ;) :-*
Thanks Starr. I'm trying to compete with Portland now for "keeping it weird." I think I'm pulling into the lead. ;)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkq-23H2muE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjl5_vDfiuM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjl5_vDfiuM
;D ;D ;D Uh, NOPE! >:(
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;D ;D ;D Uh, NOPE! >:(
This would be one of my favourite beer commercials.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG30ps4EwmI
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This would be one of my favourite beer commercials.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG30ps4EwmI
Well. It's a good thing you like beer then. ;)
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Well. It's a good thing you like beer then. ;)
https://youtu.be/YKrOXCakWAg
Indeed.
-COL Manly
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Ours is getting fat :-\
Every protest needs a shirtless trumpet man to lead the rebellion! Too bad that your's is turning into a blob of lard. I suppose that is what happens when the government stops chasing him and instead feeds him empty calories.
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Every protest needs a shirtless trumpet man to lead the rebellion! Too bad that your's is turning into a blob of lard. I suppose that is what happens when the government stops chasing him and instead feeds him empty calories.
Poor KD. Fauns of yore would rather ravish nymphs.
(https://i.postimg.cc/xdpPFdry/Faun.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/67RR8tpy)
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Well. It's a good thing you like beer then. ;)
My real beer drinking days are well behind me.
(https://i.postimg.cc/xd5ZjQwc/Exel.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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My real beer drinking days are well behind me.
(https://i.postimg.cc/xd5ZjQwc/Exel.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
I never really cared for beer. For the tipsy time, I enjoy a good wine or Bloody Mary.
But to get my day started, it's gotta be RB baby!
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I sure wish I knew how to size my photos for posting. :-[
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https://youtu.be/2aDgH-_G4h0
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Every protest needs a shirtless trumpet man to lead the rebellion! Too bad that your's is turning into a blob of lard. I suppose that is what happens when the government stops chasing him and instead feeds him empty calories.
Have you seen him lately? He must have put on 50 pounds in a year! Absolutely terrifying what can happen when you stop paying attention.
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A pound of fat is 3500 calories. If I do the math right, bloating up by one pound per week takes just 500 extra calories per day, hell there are muffins with twice that. Shove those gut bombs in your gob every day without thinking and you turn into a walking mypillow in a year. Utterly horrifying.
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Top Tier, OH LAWD!
https://twitter.com/SFTrafficSafety/status/1423072116753137665
On 7/11/2021, During an illegal exhibition of speed event at Barneveld & McKinnon, a passenger leaned out of a Cadi holding an AK47; see photo. SFPD Traffic Company personnel worked up a case, and seized this particular vehicle today.
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https://youtu.be/g9HsNtSHvZ8
-COL Manly
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Where did this come from?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_htnaGN8eOs
YT AI finds some twisted tunnel into my psyche.
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-Manly
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBIDsFeGESc
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Fake Science: The Misinformation Pandemic in Scientific Journals (https://dailysceptic.org/2021/08/10/fake-science-the-misinformation-pandemic-in-scientific-journals/)
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. . .
Medical corruption spreads to other fields
This journal is suspicious in another way: despite theoretically being about embedded micro-controllers, a quick review of the articles shows that many of them have nothing to do with this topic and in fact some of them are clearly medical papers,..
If only I had a sufficiently high enough reading comprehension level, I could appropriately parse this article. Unfortunately, the best I can manage (as there does not seem to be an embedded vidya with the article) is this awesome infographic:
(https://dailysceptic.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/fake-fact.jpg)
Nautical Shore...
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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Fake Science: The Misinformation Pandemic in Scientific Journals (https://dailysceptic.org/2021/08/10/fake-science-the-misinformation-pandemic-in-scientific-journals/)
If only I had a sufficiently high enough reading comprehension level, I could appropriately parse this article. Unfortunately, the best I can manage (as there does not seem to be an embedded vidya with the article) is this awesome infographic:
(https://dailysceptic.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/fake-fact.jpg)
Nautical Shore...
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jyd2d7obnCU
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CKqH7J1HgYY/
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CSLZBCxn3mF/
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testing to see if tiktok embeds
https://www.tiktok.com/@tfeyyy0/video/6994204159138385157
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...
Are there any other sites on this list you'd like me to check?
They'll activate the embed feature for each.
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Are there any other sites on this list you'd like me to check? They'll activate the embed feature for each.
(https://i.imgur.com/2fYZqha.png)
DailyMotion
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DailyMotion
Done.
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Fuck it! Let’s try to bring MySpace back. I miss Tom.
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Fuck it! Let’s try to bring MySpace back. I miss Tom.
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Who knew Kindergarten Cop was so full of "transphobia?!"
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LOLOLOL
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lol. That's some funny shit
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LOLOLOL
that is fucking funny.
I agree with what you said in Angie's chat.
It sucks for as long as we trained them they didn't fight for what was theirs.
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that is fucking funny.
I agree with what you said in Angie's chat.
It sucks for as long as we trained them they didn't fight for what was theirs.
Imagin getting your limbs shut in C17 landing gear door Jason, OH LAWD!
(https://i.postimg.cc/SR9d0B7F/1629229235329.jpg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSYltXaQbZI
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Nude man stabs second nude man on Seattle sidewalk
https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/nude-man-stabs-second-nude-man-seattle-sidewalk/O4BEJBKPWBEUFDI4XMDC36UEUQ/
How commonplace is this in the Emerald City? Is it munchkins run amok?
All reports have been whitewashed of detail. Someone must know the real story.
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Someone must know the real story.
Trust Me, know Me, believe Me: I am sworn to secrecy.
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Trust Me, know Me, believe Me: I am sworn to secrecy.
Were you the stabber or the stabbee?
You can at least let that much out.
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Kapi is handsome AF
https://www.tiktok.com/@kapi_827mp/video/6821402564903472386
https://www.tiktok.com/@kapi_827mp/video/6821455737516985602
https://www.tiktok.com/@kapi_827mp/video/6815512224988253441
https://www.tiktok.com/@kapi_827mp/video/6928687787336125697
https://www.tiktok.com/@kapi_827mp/video/6863330345916386561
https://www.tiktok.com/@kapi_827mp/video/6837726836777159938
https://www.tiktok.com/@kapi_827mp/video/6830929198035635457
https://www.tiktok.com/@kapi_827mp/video/6824212873770781954
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Were you the stabber or the stabbee?
You can at least let that much out.
Not before I pass through MARSEC 1 protocols, that's for sure. And, why the sudden interest in my boots-on-the-ground opinion? It's concerning, like this disjunct ambulance that just drove by. Sounds like it needs a new muffler, too.
But the siren works. Cool.
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Not before I pass through MARSEC 1 protocols, that's for sure. And, why the sudden interest in my boots-on-the-ground opinion? It's concerning, like this disjunct ambulance that just drove by. Sounds like it needs a new muffler, too.
But the siren works. Cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2EwpZsJzC4
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Niggers Asukas are worst Asukas
https://www.tiktok.com/@tokidokiheart/video/6902892113868885254
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https://youtu.be/9pvBCiwdS3o (https://youtu.be/AkKiLaxXjAA)
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Latinas and Asian qt's are best girls
https://www.tiktok.com/@neekolul/video/6970097515920149766
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Latinas and Asian qt's are best girls [...] https://www.tiktok.com/
urmo Fuck your mother.
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urmo Fuck your mother.
(https://i.postimg.cc/FHkrJw4P/rude.jpg)
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(https://i.postimg.cc/FHkrJw4P/rude.jpg)
Am I seriously being lectured on politeness by... Asuka? Holy f****** s***, I've really f****** made it, I'm in the f****** big leagues, I was a star before: now I'm a f****** nebula.
Hi Mom! Okay, I'll pass that on. She says, “you're next.”
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https://youtu.be/RzSheGgz1xk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axUdtoeHx4c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=286ULl5CIWI
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What if i told you THICC thighs are best thighs?
https://streamable.com/0vrbzz
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL
https://twitter.com/Hannah_Hays19/status/1431663309015732230
Jews destroy another white girl
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Why even live?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAUkptGNw-s
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https://youtu.be/C0n88tZQc4Q
https://youtu.be/qEaVhbomEdM
https://youtu.be/mxD-5z_xHBU
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Hey. If anyone sees some unclaimed hugs laying around, please let me know. I could use a couple, or so.
Thank you.
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I could use a couple
Grapefruit and I aren't available. We're currently being used by a classified project under command and control of the (CLASSIFIED) U. S. Navy.
It's complicated. I did however, just finished off a haiku in the neurosphere, the subject of which was, how happy I am that all my bug-eyed friends are all on the same channel finally.
I'll talk to the PIO and see if I can shake loose an early copy for you. It's “classified” too of course, everything I do is, even my poop—except for the charity work that I do here on Asgard, but... As you know, I'm a pretty big deal around here, I'll see if I can pull a few strings—without undoing another corset.
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PATREON closed my account without explanation.
That left a sour taste.
We are contacting you in regards to your account on Patreon. After a thorough review of the activity on your account, we’ve decided to part ways and close your account.
Removing a Patron is always a difficult decision to make and an action that we take only after careful consideration. We have not taken this decision lightly and we will not be able to consider any appeals. Additionally, we are unable to comment on the specific details regarding our account removal process.
Per the following section of our terms of service: "We can terminate or suspend your account at any time at our discretion. We can also cancel any pledges and remove any content or rewards at our discretion."
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PATREON closed my account without explanation.
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That left a sour taste.
You had a Patreon account? That's too bad.
Your marketing team is fired.
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You had a Patreon account? That's too bad.
Your marketing team is fired.
Speaking only for myself.
As a patron, not a creator.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFnxUPC37kk
Civil war time yet?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFnxUPC37kk
Civil war time yet?
I had not heard of Sydney Watson's YouTube Channel until you posted this video.
Thank you, Thank You, THANK YOU! :-* :-* :-*
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Civil war time yet?
There's always time for civility.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqs18nd0qgk
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I had not heard of Sydney Watson's YouTube Channel until you posted this video.
Thank you, Thank You, THANK YOU! :-* :-* :-*
Plus, she’s superhot! :P
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There's always time for civility.
Then we agree.
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Amazon's Updated Terms Of Service Zombie Apocalypse Provision
42.10. Acceptable Use; Safety-Critical Systems. Your use of the Lumberyard Materials must comply with the AWS Acceptable Use Policy. The Lumberyard Materials are not intended for use with life-critical or safety-critical systems, such as use in operation of medical equipment, automated transportation systems, autonomous vehicles, aircraft or air traffic control, nuclear facilities, manned spacecraft, or military use in connection with live combat.
However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.
https://aws.amazon.com/service-terms/ See Section 42.10
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https://aws.amazon.com/service-terms/ See Section 42.10
I'm assuming the sections that specifically address My Existence are still classified. Thank God.
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https://twitter.com/i/status/1433864226712424448
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https://youtu.be/oAKG-kbKeIo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REwSS3b3OXI
Patagonia
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdIqq92Z6nI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzHj2Azws8M
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hxxps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzHj2Azws8M
All he wanted was a Pepsi.
NEVER TRIFLE.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjKzsljJbQA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhC4PowEZCE
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Amazon's Updated Terms Of Service Zombie Apocalypse Provision
https://aws.amazon.com/service-terms/ See Section 42.10
I looked at that a few days ago and thought that they would correct it shortly... It's still there. :-\
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https://www.tiktok.com/@hellscanyonhotsaws/video/6937431942036016390
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Ok, this is good lol ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PWZljOL6sA
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This seems like such a simplistic mash-up:
https://youtu.be/MCd-t3a0CVc
+++plus+++
https://youtu.be/pct1uEhAqBQ
Eye Wood Entitle Thisly: "Screw Yore Feedom[sic]"
-Executive Producer, At-Lager
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San Diego?
Maybe you can jiggle the good Jedi's knob while you're there.
He's into that kind of thing.
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NYC can go die.
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Sewercide that idea. I cum now!
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Asuka can use a blackout drunk tonight. She is so Asian beautiful.
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Asuka can use a blackout drunk tonight. She is so Asian beautiful.
Arigatou gozaimasu Anthony-chan
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@Azzgab
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https://www.tiktok.com/@mr_namakubi_/video/6920218929482845442
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https://www.tiktok.com/@mr_namakubi_/video/7009283010742832386
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https://www.tiktok.com/@mr_namakubi_/video/6920218929482845442
https://www.tiktok.com/@mr_namakubi_/video/7009283010742832386
Sometimes it is tempting to say "I will never understand AI," butt:
https://youtu.be/U0eS3zC3Jco
Understanding is a contextile thing that is difficult to define using the warp and weft of a digital medium.
https://youtu.be/pexOc6aNLi4
Nautical Shore, indeed.
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https://www.tiktok.com/@emiewizabethhh/video/6954229156255157509
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https://youtu.be/eNE8QhIO4Hs
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Sewercide that idea. I cum now!
Then again; Irving may have a point.
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I forgot 😂🤣
https://youtu.be/5ZYhNEAmNfk
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I forgot
This won't help me fap any. What is the opposite of a kudos? You get that.
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You know what happens to people who shop on EBay? They get fucked 💦💦💦
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https://www.tiktok.com/@carlosarzave/video/6815975389429550341
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https://youtu.be/_NHpSaa-UmE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmJ0HDbZi5M
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nogUTMndDok
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https://www.tiktok.com/@thereallittlelad/video/7013508262179966214
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https://www.tiktok.com/@alexa_zbofficial/video/7008423749984800002
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https://www.tiktok.com/@lexaprobaddie/video/7008636701975350534
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I honestly do not know what the hell is going on here:
https://youtu.be/T3daEXYe19g
I think the deer might be infected with the Rage Virus or something.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg
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I honestly do not know what the hell is going on here
This meta is next level. Kudos.
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19:12 - “Where’s your beer?”
https://youtu.be/Kphglmoj7uo
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Is this the best damn flavor of potato chips or what?
(https://i.postimg.cc/YqtwW8bB/Chips.png) (https://postimages.org/)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B94bUMWWT5U
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https://www.tiktok.com/@edentorres121/video/7014318614966799621
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https://www.tiktok.com/@venusflytrapofficial/video/6959598483523374342
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https://www.tiktok.com/@yoo_its_yamii/video/6661058602767224070
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https://www.tiktok.com/@lizethselene/video/6887300548807134465
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https://www.tiktok.com/@samyra_rhythm/video/6979321701465066758
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In honour of Thanksgiving Day in Canuckland I think I'll make a nice turkey sandwich.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HePdSHOGyks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Luj77ArIqOY
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I came here to do two things: kick ass and chew bubble gum and I’m all out of ass kicking. Would you care for some bubble gum?
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https://youtu.be/H5NKHnvoAOM
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https://youtu.be/H5NKHnvoAOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE
I almost just spit my beer out all over my dog Zoey, lol 😂
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🙆♂️🙅♂️🙆♂️🙅♂️🙆♂️🙅♂️🙆♂️🙅♂️
(http://)
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Because of a Long Wait, Unknown Woman Allegedly Assaults McDonald's Worker (https://www.wgnsradio.com/index.php/article/71007/because-of-a-long-wait-unknown-woman-allegedly-assaults-mcdonalds-worker)
(https://bw-wgnsce-site.s3.amazonaws.com/article_images/isThyMy7kyEJkjmKCVwJOEPwo88OTb4mEiwo08Ah.png)
...Inpatient[sic] about receiving her fries, the customer decided to take matters into her own hands and walked around the counter and into the kitchen area, according to police. Once behind the counter, the culprit allegedly grabbed the metal fry scooper and punched the cook with it....
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19:12 - “Where’s your beer?”
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/male-contraceptive-bath-device-wins-dyson-award/news-story/8a0e4cbc6a80dad774ac9331ee56430a
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSJ2f76A-Ys
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I'm a G to the R-E-M-L-I-N...
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
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Miller blocks and hates the asses of myself and Richard Groyper
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Miller’s Wondrous Cim Spilling Adventure. Right over Autumn Ren’s face after he’s satisfied with his righteous thrusts into Gwen’s pelvic superstructure!
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Miller’s Wondrous Cim Spilling Adventure. Right over Autumn Ren’s face after he’s satisfied with his righteous thrusts into Gwen’s pelvic superstructure!
Some people have way too much free time.
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Some people have way too much free time.
You should write a book about that.
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https://youtu.be/KFuFqA4CG78
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You should write a book about that.
I already did. Then, I doused it kerosene, lit a match, and walked away.
The manuscript didn’t satisfy; it sounded like a… well, like a script. *click*
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I already did. Then, I doused it kerosene, lit a match, and walked away.
The manuscript didn’t satisfy; it sounded like a… well, like a script. *click*
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/e54b7f4793a687191cd877fedb2ce9f6/tenor.gif)
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBJgWbBeZ1w
Real men appreciate natural flora.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQc8vyy3ryU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozWjFqTeSl8
Epidemic
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Hit me hit me hit me hit me hit me with those bowel movements! 😫😤😫😤😫😤😫😤😣😖😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬💨💨💨💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
https://youtu.be/B9dPtjIZmJ0
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Traversing the trans-geminal ocuppine
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Traversing the trans-geminal ocuppine
^^^^^^^^^
Actual gaylord.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2XawdY22Ek
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https://youtu.be/S0k8xDtHnNM
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I just woke up from a dream about PlanetCrap. You people have to stop this shit, you‘re all collectively worse—I'm speaking to The Collective here—than David Patrick Kelly in Dreamscape. Collectively, I'm saying. I wish Max Von Sydow were here, why did they kill him off so early? They couldn't think of anything else for him to say? Did they have to cut lines, what, was he busy? He has something more important to carry, than the rest of the whole got–damned movie? How expensive could it be, to get some raving Swedish lunatic to read your fuckin’ shit posts? Like, what is the bottom dollar cost per line? Per line, I'm saying. I'm asking. Whoever wrote that script and let whoever else get it edited that way should be shot by pistols shooting at each of them other’s elves other cells otherselves at dawn. *click*
Yes, I understand that makes me the Meg Ryan in this situation. I don't care. Knock it off. Start a thread; don't be queer, I mean I know you're trying to compensate for something, I know it's all that you know.
I mean it. She will one day go too far and that will be fuckin’ it. Lay in course corrections and engage. DO IT.
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/img width=500 height=281]https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2019/11/346c8c4e136878d9-1200x675.jpg[/img]
Expensive, but worth it.
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I’m not posting often. You’re posting often! The whole freaking system is posting often!!
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I just woke up from a dream about PlanetCrap. You people have to stop this shit, you‘re all collectively worse—I'm speaking to The Collective here—than David Patrick Kelly in Dreamscape. Collectively, I'm saying. I wish Max Von Sydow were here, why did they kill him off so early? They couldn't think of anything else for him to say? Did they have to cut lines, what, was he busy? He has something more important to carry, than the rest of the whole got–damned movie? How expensive could it be, to get some raving Swedish lunatic to read your fuckin’ shit posts? Like, what is the bottom dollar cost per line? Per line, I'm saying. I'm asking. Whoever wrote that script and let whoever else get it edited that way should be shot by pistols shooting at each of them other’s elves other cells otherselves at dawn. *click*
Yes, I understand that makes me the Meg Ryan in this situation. I don't care. Knock it off. Start a thread; don't be queer, I mean I know you're trying to compensate for something, I know it's all that you know.
I mean it. She will one day go too far and that will be fuckin’ it. Lay in course corrections and engage. DO IT.
Collectively
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6emWN2tEPMk
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Damn, hit the jackpot TWICE in life!! 😂😎👨🏼🇺🇸💰
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10136219/White-marketing-VP-North-Carolina-hospital-wins-10million-reverse-discrimination-payout.html
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Post often! Post often! Post often!
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Woke af, buh? 🤪🧠👀
https://youtu.be/ZDdF0ti1NMs
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Woke af, buh?
Overuse of the snooze alarm sometimes causes complications on planets where The Craft is kept secret.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRu3qS9gKJA
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🥶💊
https://youtu.be/R8Gd25hJRRI
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🥶💊
https://youtu.be/R8Gd25hJRRI
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Andrew Dice Gay at the end 😂
“He does these impressions you swear it’s the real people!”
https://youtu.be/jIBhGBhzLCM
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🥶💊
https://youtu.be/R8Gd25hJRRI
I’d like to see the follow-up where he’s arrested and she’s suing him for damages, pain and suffering, etc. I also hope he gets ass-fucked while in prison. That oughta chill him out.
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I’d like to see the follow-up where he’s arrested and she’s suing him for damages, pain and suffering, etc. I also hope he gets ass-fucked while in prison. That oughta chill him out.
That's nothing compared to what niggers just did to a old white lady in Belgium, They cut her scalp off.
Do not click this link unless you want to see a giant flap of a white womans scalp hanging off her face after niggers attack her on a bus https://gofile.io/d/rSlcOP
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That's nothing compared to what niggers just did to a old white lady in Belgium, They cut her scalp off.
W****.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
https://twitter.com/BBlues50/status/1454027578323443714
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The scalp so nice, you linked it twice! That must have been some blue hair.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/ive-lost-faith-them-woman-22004126
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
https://twitter.com/BBlues50/status/1454027578323443714
World star??
Infidels 👾
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I’d like to see the follow-up where he’s arrested and she’s suing him for damages, pain and suffering, etc. I also hope he gets ass-fucked while in prison. That oughta chill him out.
Don’t know but his Social Media accounts were discovered and there are quite a few people leaving comments. All of his stuff is wide open and on public settings. Unfortunately since this happened in NYC I don’t think anything will come of it. He might get a free 2 swipe Metrocard for the train/bus but other than that nothing at least by the NYPD.
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Michael, you know that I’m just a simple business man. All our organization wants
is for people to post often, huh? Capice?
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Give it time, Potawatami Padawan.
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Don’t know but his Social Media accounts were discovered and there are quite a few people leaving comments.
Color me devastated.
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Give it time, Potawatami Padawan.
People aren’t posting often. The Jedi are holding us back.
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ASUKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LANGLEY!!!!!!!!!!
🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵 Ooh Japons!!!
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ASUKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LANGLEY!!!!!!!!!!
🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵 Ooh Japons!!!
Konnichiwa Anthony-kun! O Genki Desu Ka?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRmifd37v4s
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I see Asuka Langley driving their highly modded fuck wagon with under glow neon lighting and the most obnoxious exhaust thru downtown Tokyo. Assuming Asuka is a lady, she be giving up the tailpipe to Lord Richard Groyper. Massive orgasms for both. Hit the nitrous on that hone stretch Asuka. Drive your hips hard back into Richard’s hard driving pelvis. Maximum pleasure!!!! CIMMMMMMMMMM
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Richard Groyper is squirting lit city 🔥 anti-antifa DNA right into Asuka Langley’s eager female Asian rectum and colon. Buh 🌊🌊🌊
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sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit 🍩
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https://streamyard.com/i5sgdc4e7y
Celebration of CIMMMMMMMMM 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
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sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit 🍩
(https://i.postimg.cc/L4VwrhC4/1612243054047.jpg)
Grab those hips and pound like a jack hammer until that mind twisting orgasm tightens up and CIMMMMMMMMS
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Asuka, thank you for making the introductions. By balls are infinitely tightening and my shaft is hardening like titanium. Tidal waves, endless drowning tidal waves of DNA juice - a universe creating latte is ready for this young woman named “Alice” 🌊🌊🌊🕺🕺🕺🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🥳🥳🥳🔥🔥🔥🌃🌃🌃
https://youtu.be/F_vhZ6lfUo8
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When you know there is no god and nothing after this life - you’re finally free.
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you’re finally free.
Yeah—and you're worth every penny. Cheers m8
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Your tears at the wake and funeral of someone you Love is your answer on this side of Eternity. All we ever had is each other.
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All we ever had is each other.
Dude, I turned my car into a time machine. Your Eeyore–ish outlook & attitude about the nature of the world we share in our consensual reality isn't landing well here. Are you sure you don't need some kind of an anti-depressant?
Science has really come a long way these days. No, really. Maybe look into it? Just a suggestion.
YAH RLY.
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Dude, I turned my car into a time machine. Your Eeyore–ish outlook & attitude about the nature of the world we share in our consensual reality isn't landing well here. Are you sure you don't need some kind of an anti-depressant?
Science has really come a long way these days. No, really. Maybe look into it? Just a suggestion.
YAH RLY.
I’d rather throw myself in front of the Q Train as it pulls into the 86th Street Station at full speed. If you want someone dead that bad, aside from jumping into the path of an on-coming Subway train in NYC, give them that fucking garbage. That poison WILL NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR cross my blood-brain barrier (or any other one of those narcotics)…………….EVERRRRR EVERRRRR EVERRRRRRR EVERRRRRR EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Death would be the better option.
This reality is not consensual. I don’t remember consenting to anything. I’d rather not exist. But I’m already here, so I guess I’ll live in the speed and miles until my legs fall off. I will be doing a training run of some kind even on the very day I leave this Earth. I’ll probably even end that particular run at the funeral home and jump into my new home for all time.
But I really feel as I posted. I am a life long atheist. Never been depressed. Never been anything but myself. Some people aren’t strong enough for objective reality. Not their fault, if believing in something that cannot be verified and observed..AT ALL PERIOD..gets them thru the day, then if that’s how they get thru this thing called life then afford those people that method of coping. For some the truth is scary and for others it is freeing and true liberty. For me it is my freedom. Sorry to disappoint. I don’t believe in anything that cannot be observed. If it cannot provide measurable data which is also reproducible and cross-verified BY OTHER OBSERVERS then you can believe unicorns are providing express air service between New York and Boston but we all know that’s not the case.
Same goes for everything else paranormal/supernatural. So I don’t believe in Extraterrestrial Life, ghosts, goblins, the devil, big foot, the lockness monster etc etc etc…..you got evidence? Then we will have that discussion. Until then, get your evidence together. Everybody that has the life philosophy as I do are still waiting. We’ve all been waiting for eons at this point.
I choose what is real. However disappointing it might be. I chose to be free.
Life long atheist.
They say knowledge is power. But that knowledge is worthless unless it is the truth. The truth is what will set you free. You will no longer live in fear. You will live in the here and now. That’s all we really have! Is this moment right now.
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I don’t remember consenting to anything.
I think all of all y’all would be quite surprised by how many times… I’ve heard that one before.
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I’d rather throw myself in front of the Q Train as it pulls into the 86th Street Station at full speed. If you want someone dead that bad, aside from jumping into the path of an on-coming Subway train in NYC, give them that fucking garbage. That poison
Believe it: They don’t tell ewe about the good ones. Hit the books, Mang. Read a sappy romance novel! Cry gladly & weep openly at the happy ending! There’s your fuckin’ Aunty Depressant, Tough Guy! (And if you can at all arrange it, spend a few hours with a few classified medical research documents. Don’t just study hard‘N’long… but do study.)
Now, that’ll be five cents please. American. In cash. *mic drop*
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Believe it: They don’t tell ewe about the good ones. Hit the books, Mang. Read a sappy romance novel! Cry gladly & weep openly at the happy ending! There’s your fuckin’ Aunty Depressant, Tough Guy! (And if you can at all arrange it, spend a few hours with a few classified medical research documents. Don’t just study hard‘N’long… but do study.)
Now, that’ll be five cents please. American. In cash. *mic drop*
Does the bell lap of the men’s open division of the 10,000 meter run count? 24 laps of pounding on a 400 meter track. DING DING DING DING DING!!! Watcha gonna do? When AC400KICK rips past youuuuuuu!!!!!!
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Does the bell lap of the men’s open division of the 10,000 meter run count?
No.
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No.
For you. You will never understand the power of the speed side of the force until you finally lace up and head out the door and get lost in a whole other universe and say “fuck this world” for an hour or two or three or four or five..or twelve plus If you are running a 100 mile ultra marathon in Queens in Flushing Meadows-Corona Park - second to last stop on the 7 Train.
Tushy.
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I’d rather throw myself in front of the Q Train as it pulls into the 86th Street Station at full speed. If you want someone dead that bad, aside from jumping into the path of an on-coming Subway train in NYC, give them that fucking garbage. That poison WILL NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR cross my blood-brain barrier (or any other one of those narcotics)…………….EVERRRRR EVERRRRR EVERRRRRRR EVERRRRRR EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Death would be the better option.
This reality is not consensual. I don’t remember consenting to anything. I’d rather not exist. But I’m already here, so I guess I’ll live in the speed and miles until my legs fall off. I will be doing a training run of some kind even on the very day I leave this Earth. I’ll probably even end that particular run at the funeral home and jump into my new home for all time.
But I really feel as I posted. I am a life long atheist. Never been depressed. Never been anything but myself. Some people aren’t strong enough for objective reality. Not their fault, if believing in something that cannot be verified and observed..AT ALL PERIOD..gets them thru the day, then if that’s how they get thru this thing called life then afford those people that method of coping. For some the truth is scary and for others it is freeing and true liberty. For me it is my freedom. Sorry to disappoint. I don’t believe in anything that cannot be observed. If it cannot provide measurable data which is also reproducible and cross-verified BY OTHER OBSERVERS then you can believe unicorns are providing express air service between New York and Boston but we all know that’s not the case.
Same goes for everything else paranormal/supernatural. So I don’t believe in Extraterrestrial Life, ghosts, goblins, the devil, big foot, the lockness monster etc etc etc…..you got evidence? Then we will have that discussion. Until then, get your evidence together. Everybody that has the life philosophy as I do are still waiting. We’ve all been waiting for eons at this point.
I choose what is real. However disappointing it might be. I chose to be free.
Life long atheist.
They say knowledge is power. But that knowledge is worthless unless it is the truth. The truth is what will set you free. You will no longer live in fear. You will live in the here and now. That’s all we really have! Is this moment right now.
To coin an old familiar - "There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Antonio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
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We hold these truths to be self-evident. That all men and women were created to post often.
Come on! You know the part about the thing.
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In a truly free nation people post often. Can you dig it?
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Slam Core Champion for the 2021 Campaign - ASUKA LANGLEY
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https://youtu.be/xKUwcCp7LPE
https://youtu.be/5FVuEfA5QVY
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Clearly, the people have sent a message in electing me: They don’t want vaccine mandates.
They want a mandate for frequent posts @Azzgab.
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https://www.tiktok.com/@dorisreciorecio2/video/7026289290728590598
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When I’m not crushing concert-goers I’m posting often @Azzgab.
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https://www.tiktok.com/@hunterboone21/video/7019856551800245509
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https://www.iwakuraclub.com/products/probiotic-tee?variant=39783701741616
https://nezumiracing.bigcartel.com/product/nerv-parking-permit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liticAJF2sc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liticAJF2sc
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OHH LAWD!
https://banned.video/watch?id=618dd0832fa19644c8b9b7a8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYp8SH85sVM
Kenneth Copeland still beats them All.
He's got the voice 💀
He's got the spirit 🤘
He's got the rhythm 🥁
He has the Looks 🤘😎🤟
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People...who post often...are the luckiest people
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Actually, don’t post here. It’s an evil place and so are the people who post here so please just don’t do it. I mean just look at me. I’m such a good person that I’m currently morphing into a lioness and I wouldn’t post here.
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https://www.twitter.com/ndelriego/status/1458621850045583365
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Yeah, yeah..Imma get me a car again!
Either a practical Honda Civic or a Chevrolet Camaro which would serve as my mid-life crisis mobile!
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A Honda Civic? Really?! It’s far to sane and boring a choice for a midlife crisis. You best go Camaro. ;)
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Alice got CIMMMMM on her face!
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A Honda Civic? Really?! It’s far to sane and boring a choice for a midlife crisis. You best go Camaro. ;)
Richard? Tightening the orgasm?
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https://youtu.be/A_MnyV-HH3U
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https://twitter.com/activeasian/status/1460713180250865664
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I have a long memory. I don't forgive and I don't forget.
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There are two things that I always tell Lisa……❤️❤️❤️
1.) That I Love her
and
2.) That I am her……………
MAXIMUM FAILURE
I as a sub-human being am a MAXIMUM FAILURE in life. I am so lucky to have her in my life!! ❤️🥰🥳
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Pilled and BASED ☠️🐴
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https://youtu.be/NfgEtSQwVow
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WRpPvYXjWA
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Who else in the Bell universe remembers this?
ZYPPAH Jingle Commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StBRRy20u6Q
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I think it is time to carry out a seance to summon Miller back from the year 1984?
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https://youtu.be/i3bv1nm-HZE
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https://youtu.be/i3bv1nm-HZE
Maybe Barf Ell knows this guy?
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George Senda approved.
https://youtu.be/rSSNlM3Au1A
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGld2qRUV60
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That's lookin' at you, Maher!
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When Miller comes back from the year 1984..
Miller Reloaded
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All the gift ideas for this Christmas! Gonna continue to show support for Milluh even though he hates my ass and is DONEEEEEEEEE WITHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYY ASSSSSSSSSS/Blocked my assssssssss!!!
Knock ‘em dead Miller! May the force of 1000 Coors Lights be with you this Christmas Season! 🍺🍻
https://www.zazzle.com/store/jedimiller
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All kidding aside tho. Serious question..
Who is Michael Decon?
I believe I was subliminally sent by Asuka Langley
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When Miller comes back from the year 1984..
Miller Reloaded
Miller will be back soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOo4iVUtkA4
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All the gift ideas for this Christmas! Gonna continue to show support for Milluh even though he hates my ass and is DONEEEEEEEEE WITHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYY ASSSSSSSSSS/Blocked my assssssssss!!!
Knock ‘em dead Miller! May the force of 1000 Coors Lights be with you this Christmas Season! 🍺🍻
https://www.zazzle.com/store/jedimiller
Marketing freaking GENIUS! Who knew?
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I was wondering why we haven't seen a post by latest member Lawnboy.
https://www.westernjournal.com/schools-reinstate-pornographic-books-name-diversity/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUVrzZ1a510
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Miller will be back soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOo4iVUtkA4
That got an audible laugh from me.
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I was wondering why we haven't seen a post by latest member Lawnboy.
https://www.westernjournal.com/schools-reinstate-pornographic-books-name-diversity/
Oof.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhY4MOSvHf0
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https://streamyard.com/weeiex84sk
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TAKE YOUR PICK.
https://dailystormer.su/memetic-monday-be-thankful-for-these-dank-maymays/
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https://streamyard.com/weeiex84sk
The power of Christ compels you.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khS-t7LWYHQ
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Hai. Merry Christmasu!
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Hai. Merry Christmasu!
You get a needle! You get a needle!! Everyone gets a needle!!!
Jews get a colostomy bag.
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You get a needle! You get a needle!! Everyone gets a needle!!!
Jews get a colostomy bag.
It doesn’t work without a pic of Oprah. ::)
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I know I said no porn, but I came across this account (https://twitter.com/Gutterpeeps) that Asuka Zulu follows on Twitter, and had to share a post from it:
https://twitter.com/Gutterpeeps/status/1410758997276172289
Is the homelessness thing THIS bad in Los Angeles?
Someone fill this Saffa in!
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Steve Spiros, easygoing?! I think Steve Spiros, easygoing should be appointed and anointed President of the World!
Toronto the good.
https://youtu.be/uXwRgnZ990I
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Hale Hortler
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I know I said no porn, but I came across this account (https://twitter.com/Gutterpeeps) that Asuka Zulu follows on Twitter, and had to share a post from it:
https://twitter.com/Gutterpeeps/status/1410758997276172289
Is the homelessness thing THIS bad in Los Angeles?
Someone fill this Saffa in!
This does not qualify as porn in its usual prurient sense IMO.
A few pixels and this could be a National Geographic commentary on Third World America.
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This guy has me howling. Immediate sub from me. This guy is funny af.
https://youtu.be/I76QCGNa90Y
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I know I said no porn, but I came across this account (https://twitter.com/Gutterpeeps) that Asuka Zulu follows on Twitter, and had to share a post from it:
https://twitter.com/Gutterpeeps/status/1410758997276172289
Is the homelessness thing THIS bad in Los Angeles?
Someone fill this Saffa in!
BASED!
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https://twitter.com/Gutterpeeps/status/1465978587396272129
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https://youtu.be/81NARDscUnA
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https://twitter.com/Gutterpeeps/status/1465978587396272129
That’s always a treat when you see that. They like the train here for some reason. I guess the back and forth and up and down jarring as the trains travel thru the tunnels helps with the jerking off motion or makes it better in some way?
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Imagine being up there in orbit up in space and looking right out into the face of eternity itself and you get a knock on the side of your spacecraft? Getting harassed by a collections agency representative sent by the Susquehanna Hat Company because you are late on your hat payments?
https://www.bbc.com/news/38153623?fbclid=IwAR3XS9j_syx6_UMJAAIp6saJWmy9crdyBCwxLStu_O0_lIVx3F71B3mwtH4
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Facebook Tells People to Send in Their Nudes
Seems reasonable enough.
I’m not sure what the purpose of this is. I doubt it’s just the Pakis who work at Facebook being perverts. Maybe it’s that. But it seems more likely it’s some kind of biometrics thing.
I think we can safely say it’s not to stop revenge porn.
https://dailystormer.su/facebook-tells-people-to-send-in-their-nudes/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpO51IRE27A
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx-kpuT_G1w
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No spring chicken, but still a step ahead of Brandon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0iczsVdRHI
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Where’s your god now?
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Where’s your god now?
[CLASSIFIED].
Now, where's my hat?
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Where’s your god now?
He’s roasting unbelieving heathens like you on a spit. Dinner should be ready soon.
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GOOD.
SHOW THESE ASSHOLES WHAT A REAL DISASTER IS.
#covid19 #nuke_this_shithole_world_and_start_over
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GOOD.
SHOW THESE ASSHOLES WHAT A REAL DISASTER IS.
#covid19 #nuke_this_shithole_world_and_start_over
I’m OK with nuking China.
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I’m OK with nuking China.
No, nuke the world. Total nuclear commitment on all sides. Grab a seat for the fireworks show before you are vaporized.
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No, nuke the world. Total nuclear commitment on all sides.
CASTLE GRAYSKULL IS READY, PUNYLING.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11bigElcidk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTcH8Q2gseA
hired Dave Chappelle AGAIN
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He’s roasting unbelieving heathens like you on a spit. Dinner should be ready soon.
Sounds like a job for someone else. I don't know, maybe ... SATAN!
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Probably a good thing I believe then. ;)
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How dare you come to this forum and not post. How dare you!
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Post often.
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Post often.
S/HE/IT is... busy. being quantumly entangled takes up a lot of a forbidden fruit’s time. And as for me, well, I don't even have time to properly capitalize.
Lucky for ewe, Blessed being. You need another book already? Have you tried using the library for anything other than-as-an ammo/seaman/depleted uranium hangout/dump/foxhole yet?
Fortunately for Me, whitespace waste—in any configuration, including “just went off in my pants” is extremely useful in many crucial alchemical syntheses. Dankeschöen.
If you only knew the power of a perfectly functioning umlaut. It is breathtaking, I can assure you of that.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyGNM_Ebgvg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyGNM_Ebgvg
Pay attention!
Woohoo! Judy Carroll - The Zeta Messenger tonight
This could be interestin'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhvDMhrws1o
Always worth hearing a good solid critique of Stupid Human Antics again.
But that rude uppity ET really deserved a smack.
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Maybe this will be more to your liking:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBXyB7niEc0
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https://youtu.be/UgsYTTvdXcM
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Maybe this will be more to your liking:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBXyB7niEc0
This still creeps me out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaGjhx_jFDE
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Is there really any difference between a graham cracker and an arrowroot cookie? If there is I can’t taste it.
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https://youtu.be/6qd1cozcCK8
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https://twitter.com/i/status/1469424767488962570
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In 24 hours we will ride again, Lit City Style. (via Streamyard)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3U5ZM9O_US68bJx9imHm4Q
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I intend to capture a number of my training runs with a Go Pro Camera afixxed to my head, lacing the track with some Asuka Langley inspired Lit City EDM tunes..fuck yahhhhhhhh (Neon Light Vest included on Night Time Flights)
Pandora will be pleased and Miller will be angry.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enJNZ8g_k84
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Been spending most their lives, living in the Republican's Paradise!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYANWVujuVw
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Been spending most their lives, living in the Republican's Paradise!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYANWVujuVw
Unlike NYC, where only the criminals are victims and allowed to carry guns. ::)
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So, here’s a new statue at the UN:
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A bit end times, isn’t it? ???
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A bit end times, isn’t it? ???
I bought two of these and one was stolen. There's your answer for you.
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criminals [...] allowed
/*disconnect*—
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I bought two of these and one was stolen. There's your answer for you.
I hope you at least got a good deal for buying two. Where are you displaying yours?
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/*disconnect*—
Turning a blind eye to it is a form of allowance.
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I hope you at least got a good deal for buying two. Where are you displaying yours?
Eye level, on a coin on a shelf, kitty corner from one of the urns. I'd upload a picture but for some reason I can't do that here, and I have to put a different figurine on top of a different coin in order to wake Azzerae from his magical slumber.
Cutbacks.
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Turning a blind eye to it is a form of allowance.
But it's not blind. The man with one eye is King. I guess I see your point.
I got all eyes open. How can I help you?
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But it's not blind. The man with one eye is King. I guess I see your point.
I got all eyes open. How can I help you?
Well, these less scatological posts are a start.
Jack, there’s a glimmer of hope on the horizon regarding the comicbook venture. I kicked the can around a bit and thought that maybe we were putting the cart before the horse (though I know you like to roll that way) with a Jackgirl comicbook when we haven’t even done a Jackstar comicbook. Of course no one will get the references. So, we ran that up the flagpole to see if anyone would salute and almost no one did...except the French. They have a penchant for the wacky, the absurd and random silliness. You know, they were big into Jerry Lewis. Anyway, they really seem to love the Jackstar universe. We even test marketed some of the other associated characters (like grapefruit and the lich) and they ate it up with a spoon! So, what do you think of Les Aventures de Jacques L’astra?
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Well, these less scatological posts are a start.
Jack, there’s a glimmer of hope on the horizon regarding the comicbook venture. I kicked the can around a bit and thought that maybe we were putting the cart before the horse (though I know you like to roll that way) with a Jackgirl comicbook when we haven’t even done a Jackstar comicbook. Of course no one will get the references. So, we ran that up the flagpole to see if anyone would salute and almost no one did...except the French. They have a penchant for the wacky, the absurd and random silliness. You know, they were big into Jerry Lewis. Anyway, they really seem to love the Jackstar universe. We even test marketed some of the other associated characters (like grapefruit and the lich) and they ate it up with a spoon! So, what do you think of Les Aventures de Jacques L’astra?
Orson Welles, treat your heart out.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLlHFik7cfg
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You know the Soviets made good shit.
https://youtu.be/O3cBp_Bf43M
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You know the Soviets made good shit.
Name one thing.
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Name one thing.
OK, Tetris...but it never would’ve left the Soviet Union were it not for Japanese and American capitalist. Also this:
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You know the Soviets made good shit.
https://youtu.be/O3cBp_Bf43M
I still don't know what his flipping problem was.
There must be a back story.
30 Years Ago, Billy Joel Had a Meltdown in Moscow
https://www.vice.com/en/article/bjxq74/30-years-ago-billy-joel-had-a-meltdown-in-moscow
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enJNZ8g_k84
Mockumentary or not, I am still laughing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXf3wx5nPXU
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I still don't know what his flipping problem was.
There must be a back story.
30 Years Ago, Billy Joel Had a Meltdown in Moscow
https://www.vice.com/en/article/bjxq74/30-years-ago-billy-joel-had-a-meltdown-in-moscow
I thought I heard him turn to the audience at the start and say, “Stop fighting!”
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I still don't know what his flipping problem was.
There must be a back story.
30 Years Ago, Billy Joel Had a Meltdown in Moscow
https://www.vice.com/en/article/bjxq74/30-years-ago-billy-joel-had-a-meltdown-in-moscow
He was working on the lyrics for this one:
https://youtu.be/WqkjYKUXERQ
C'mon, Man! Prolly, the earliest evidence of Russian Collusion; I am not joking around...
Nautical Shore Depends™
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I thought I heard him turn to the audience at the start and say, “Stop fighting!”
It was Squid Games, Soviet style.
The Soviet crowd, raised by decades of Iron Curtain austerity, stopped dancing and froze like deer in headlights when they were lit up, petrified that the security guards would crack down on them. Then the lights would go out again and they'd resume dancing. Lights off, dancing. Lights on, frozen stiff. This went on and on like a game of red light, green light, one-two-three. With each flick of the lights, the perfectionist Joel saw his hard earned connection fading away. Mid-song, he started screaming at his crew to cut it out and, like a consummate professional, didn't even miss a beat as he barked orders between lyrics.
"When am I gonna take control, get a hold of my emotions? STOP LIGHTING THE AUDIENCE!
Why does it always seem to hit me in the middle of the ni-i-ight? STOP IT!
You told me there's a number I can always dial for assistance. LET ME DO MY SHOW FOR CHRISSAKE!"
"I hear Billy singing and he's saying something, but I can't hear what he's saying," lighting director Steven Cohen recalled in A Matter of Trust. But even though Cohen couldn't make out Joel's words, he would definitely recognize what came next—the sound of a piano crashing onto the ground. The five-foot-five-inch Joel had gotten a sturdy grip under the keys, put his back into it, and, with red fury in his face, flipped the whole thing over. Band and crew members recall stray chunks of Yamaha whizzing past them as the piano landed completely upside-down with a loud crash.
With the crazed eyes of a man blacked out on rage, Joel hopped past the overturned piano and stormed towards the front of the stage just feet from the crowd. Since those in attendance had never seen a real rock and roll concert before, they clapped and applauded, thinking it was all part of the act. Joel picked up a microphone stand, swung it above his head, and bashed it into the floor like a lumberjack chopping wood and the crowd cheered even louder. Joel's petrified bandmates stayed clear of his warpath but didn't stop playing, and neither did he. He landed a flying kick into his grand piano as he continued to sing, "Sure it would be better if I had you here to hold me." Then he took a hard swing at it with the mic stand and knocked a big dent into it. The bottom half of the mic stand snapped off and he continued singing into a broken stick while the crowd went wild. No wonder rock and roll shows were so popular in America, they thought. For just five rubles, you could watch a curly haired man beat a piano half to death with a microphone stand. What a deal!
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It was Squid Games, Soviet style.
Ah, stop lighting not fighting.
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It was Squid Games, Soviet style.
The Soviet crowd, raised by decades of Iron Curtain austerity, stopped dancing and froze like deer in headlights when they were lit up, petrified that the security guards would crack down on them. Then the lights would go out again and they'd resume dancing. Lights off, dancing. Lights on, frozen stiff. This went on and on like a game of red light, green light, one-two-three. With each flick of the lights, the perfectionist Joel saw his hard earned connection fading away. Mid-song, he started screaming at his crew to cut it out and, like a consummate professional, didn't even miss a beat as he barked orders between lyrics.
"When am I gonna take control, get a hold of my emotions? STOP LIGHTING THE AUDIENCE!
Why does it always seem to hit me in the middle of the ni-i-ight? STOP IT!
You told me there's a number I can always dial for assistance. LET ME DO MY SHOW FOR CHRISSAKE!"
"I hear Billy singing and he's saying something, but I can't hear what he's saying," lighting director Steven Cohen recalled in A Matter of Trust. But even though Cohen couldn't make out Joel's words, he would definitely recognize what came next—the sound of a piano crashing onto the ground. The five-foot-five-inch Joel had gotten a sturdy grip under the keys, put his back into it, and, with red fury in his face, flipped the whole thing over. Band and crew members recall stray chunks of Yamaha whizzing past them as the piano landed completely upside-down with a loud crash.
With the crazed eyes of a man blacked out on rage, Joel hopped past the overturned piano and stormed towards the front of the stage just feet from the crowd. Since those in attendance had never seen a real rock and roll concert before, they clapped and applauded, thinking it was all part of the act. Joel picked up a microphone stand, swung it above his head, and bashed it into the floor like a lumberjack chopping wood and the crowd cheered even louder. Joel's petrified bandmates stayed clear of his warpath but didn't stop playing, and neither did he. He landed a flying kick into his grand piano as he continued to sing, "Sure it would be better if I had you here to hold me." Then he took a hard swing at it with the mic stand and knocked a big dent into it. The bottom half of the mic stand snapped off and he continued singing into a broken stick while the crowd went wild. No wonder rock and roll shows were so popular in America, they thought. For just five rubles, you could watch a curly haired man beat a piano half to death with a microphone stand. What a deal!
In yore quoted text: *schtick* was spelt rong.
Jus' Sayin (https://genius.com/The-notorious-big-juicy-lyrics)'Nautical Shore
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Was wondering last night, if Detroit got nizzuked would I see the mushroom cloud? A flash? I'm about 50 miles away
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Was wondering last night, if Detroit got nizzuked would I see the mushroom cloud? A flash? I'm about 50 miles away
For my own part, I would prefer that you were awake for it.
A man can dream. A Sourceror chooses.
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Was wondering last night, if Detroit got nizzuked would I see the mushroom cloud? A flash? I'm about 50 miles away
You mean the way New Mexico was nuked in 1945?
“New Mexico residents were neither warned before the 1945 Trinity blast, informed of health hazards afterward, nor evacuated before, during, or after the test. Exposure rates in public areas from the world’s first nuclear explosion were measured at levels 10,000- times higher than currently allowed.”
https://thebulletin.org/2019/07/trinity-the-most-significant-hazard-of-the-entire-manhattan-project/
(https://i.postimg.cc/4dKtkjSc/Trinity.png) (https://postimg.cc/JDLtjYm7)
The first-ever plutonium bomb, the Gadget, was exploded at 5:29AM Mountain War Time. The light from the blast was observed across the entire state of New Mexico and in parts of Arizona, Texas, and Mexico. Intense heat was felt from 10 miles away and described as “like standing directly in front of a roaring fireplace” . Bright, yellow light from the blast was viewed from Albuquerque and Los Alamos to the north, Silver City to the west, and El Paso, Texas, to the south.
https://docs.wixstatic.com/ugd/2b2028_8e221b260de7468bbcb67cbddc498dbe.pdf#%5B%7B%22num%22%3A59%2C%22gen%22%3A0%7D%2C%7B%22name%22%3A%22XYZ%22%7D%2C40%2C532%2C0%5D
Now why would anyone want to nuke poor little old Detroit, aside from ...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVyLlFezj2E
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6WVXtyG9xs
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DEfAmZKOMrg
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For my own part, I would prefer that you were awake for it.
A man can dream. A Sourceror chooses.
Mmm,
https://youtu.be/OZV4yjLP7v0
...yeah!!
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...yeah!!
Suck my fat one, you cheap Democratic hood.
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...I am always on my (PERIOD)...
That is random as you could ask for!
https://youtu.be/1dYbbcaFWeg
These, I consider true citrii:
lime
limon
orange
kumquote
bergemot
tangerine
https://youtu.be/XzC8SIn6ZWg
JENGA!
Nautical Shore.
Axing for a fiend.
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Nothing surprises me anymore. I’ve been in this game for a while now. The longer you’re in it, the more it shows you and the more you see.
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Nothing surprises me anymore.
GOD WINS.
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Nothing surprises me anymore. I’ve been in this game for a while now. The longer you’re in it, the more it shows you and the more you see.
And the more you have to divulge the secrets of the universe.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2znGBzdpTPQ
Świąteczny prezent dla małych dowódców na całym świecie.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvXkNrlDk1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaRKd4U6Ixg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnFOWvAAapU
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Men’s 10,000 meters up to the line! Gentlemen!! 25 laps and keep it clean!!! Runners on the staggered start will cut in to the pole at the first turn by the orange cones by the 1500 meter start!! No elbows! There will be two commands - runners set then the gun! Two reports of the starters pistol is a false start so return back to the wire. Good luck gentleman, mens 10K - 25 laps…
💥🏃♂️🏃🏃♂️🏃🏃♂️🏃
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Keep your quarters under 80. Keep your splits as tight as possible, go negative on this! Keep enough in there and light it up on the bell lap. There’s NO REASON you can’t rip the last 400 under 65 seconds. Spin those wheels and drive that fucking flesh car like you mean it! Bolt down your testicles because this shit ain’t for the timid or faint of heart!
Go get it.
Open Mile at the Armory in a few days.
Fucking yah. Richard Groyper, my baby, he’s only trying to help 🤷♂️
🙋♂️…….🔥🌃🗽☠️🐴
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnFOWvAAapU
Epic
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Light ‘em up on the bell lap! My internet handle has been AC400KICK since 1995 and you know how we do! Those trails made me who I am! The Power of this side of the Force, thru the miles and in the speed! Push the gas pedal thru the floor to Wuhan, China because that HEMI 8 cylinder engine in your chest is really yours! Drive your meat vehicle with some testicles and vas defrens!!!!!!!
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...know how we do.!!
Bern It, Bern It!
AXe-Kay durn-it...
Unh! Dern It.
Nut ina Nut
wha-diff>? Sum skiff!
Mutt...
https://youtu.be/bZr9NhZo2Eo
Unh...
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NYC Always and FOREVER. She Saved me. 🔥🌃🗽☠️🐴🚍🚇🚖
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NYC Always and FOREVER. She Saved me. 🔥🌃🗽☠️🐴🚍🚇🚖
(https://truepublica.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Screen-Shot-2017-03-04-at-04.08.50.png)
Your papers, please?
-Cikibwk
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From Haverstraw with Love. From Nyack with Love. This place and these streets and these trains. Not another place like it. I want to show my Love to all of you.
The Most Profound Love.
Haverstraw Always. Nyack Always Always. The NYC ALWAYS AND FOREVER. When I leave this world someday, Her Majesty and Her Might - This City will be my Eternal Home Imparted on the Memory of Time. I wouldn’t have it Any other Way.
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LOL@Americans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1UY-4612ZU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07il8wZR1Tk
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Yup, as I did 10 years ago. On New Years Eve I will be donned in the Christoper Walken get up, black-on-black suit, black fedora, gonna dye my hair black again and paint my finger nails black too just like on New Years Eve night 2011 into 2012. I saw this movie in 1989 and to this day the scene of the peeking alien gives me the chills. You can't write this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q2FitJS3No
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Maybe a little Bob Ross will help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5HAEgkIaRM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GjMbMQGOpA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDSacMvwnFo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtH9B7sPG0E
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Cream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZxzH7cHSXo
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GOT HIM!
https://twitter.com/i/status/1475005899580133379
He's OK, I think.
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GOT HIM!
https://twitter.com/i/status/1475005899580133379
He's OK, I think.
He blewed up real good!
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QGzaXeN-0yM/hqdefault.jpg)
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https://lithub.com/on-the-ecstasy-and-agony-of-running-an-ultramarathon-in-your-seventies/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtH9B7sPG0E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrnO1gVAzyM
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CYFVB26omNn/?utm_medium=copy_link
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=06wG4_vPE-8
SANDAL MAN!!!
If that fuckin' butter head had talked to me like that in my house, I woulda duffed him!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AplTRpzE14
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amx_xHjy8UI
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Spoiler alert: there aren't puppies in that box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlPjqeiJQNk
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I haven't seen a box of rice crispies in a month(not even the fancy pants Kellogs ones(as opposed to the store brand knockoffs)).Is it just in SW Ontario? Canada? I demand answers
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I demand answers
HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
*pauses for breath*
HO HO HO. HA! HA! HA!
*click*
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IRS reminds thieves, drug dealers to report their illegal income
(https://i.postimg.cc/K88pmFqF/IRS.png) (https://postimages.org/)
https://nypost.com/2021/12/30/irs-wants-thieves-drug-dealers-to-report-their-income/
Hard to believe, but this was how they put away Al Capone, nay?
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Steve Spiros would like to wish Richard Groyper, my baby, Asuka Langely the good and the whole Bellgab-sphere a very very Happy New Year in 2022, the year of our King Richard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXwRgnZ990I&t=1s
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We are now dyors here.
https://nypost.com/2022/01/01/nyc-considering-race-in-distributing-life-saving-covid-treatment/
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We are now dyors here.
Solid. By the way, have you ever played the game Diplomacy (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diplomacy_(game)?wprov=sfti1)? I’m thinking of starting a correspondence group. For cool people—first responders and gender-conscious firemen, mostly, but, I’m sure you can pass the physical.
I think it could really take off. Here, bite down on all these firehoses. Grrr. Grrrrrr!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnelM6klBBY
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RIP Patrice O'Neal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY99SBAQoZQ&t=614s
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XLqkDxvnQ0
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We are now dyors here.
AC4...
AC4...
AC400KICK!
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AC4...
AC4...
AC400KICK!
Do you get high with crickets? I don’t, but I’ve been hearing {ADVERB} {ADJECTIVE} things.
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Do you get high with crickets? I don’t, but I’ve been hearing {ADVERB} {ADJECTIVE} things.
Sometimes I get high and listen to them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtIOy9WcxU0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pGo7tRszRg
This was the video I was telling you about on the phone yesterday, Jackstar.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L1Z8YT6w7Rc
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Asuka Langley is a Lincoln Towncar.
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Asuka Langley is a Lincoln Towncar.
Jackstar (https://jackstarclothing.com.au) is a line of Women's Fashion Clothing.
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Jackstar (https://jackstarclothing.com.au) is a line of Women's Fashion Clothing.
Jack’s babes are kinda hot. :P
Jack, do you get to have sex with them? ???
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Jack’s babes are kinda hot. :P
Jack, do you get to have sex with them? ???
No, I don’t get to… I have to. Ewe, gross.
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No, I don’t get to… I have to. Ewe, gross.
As inspiration for your clothing designs?
P.S. Will you be coming out with a line of men’s utility kilts?
Asking for 3 friends who are all the same person.
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Will you be coming out
Closeted 4 lyf. Fuck off.
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Closeted 4 lyf. Fuck off.
Aw! But their pronouns are a high pitched squelchy noise; the sound of a dial up modem logging on and Fred. :'(
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How is not wanting kids selfish? Says the man in the funny costume who has taken a vow of celibacy with the rest of the pedophiles in the Catholic Church. Whatever you say Mr. Irrelevant.
https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20220105-having-pets-not-kids-robs-us-of-humanity-pope
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Richard Groyper, my baby and Asuka Langley the good has trained JACKSTAR in the ways that which will transform JACKSTAR and his consciousness to a level above that which is human.
JACKSTAR has now become an Aboveman
JACKSTAR is now an Aboveman
https://youtu.be/myhjJfR8LWs
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“I’m a republican.”
https://youtu.be/e1K5Y1ZOZw8
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Richard Groyper, my baby and Asuka Langley the good has trained JACKSTAR in the ways that which will transform JACKSTAR and his consciousness to a level above that which is human.
JACKSTAR has now become an Aboveman
JACKSTAR is now an Aboveman
... Whoa. Does this mean I can get high now? Sweet.
Rawr. 8)
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Hoo boy! Ever read Gravity by Tess Gerritsen? You know, that book Art was hyping so much?
https://images.app.goo.gl/y2SDtqXDBpjfJg338
After reading about four pages of clunky writing I sat back and wondered 'why!?' Why would Art get so fanboi over it? The answer was on the inside back cover, lol. The author is Asian, part Chinese.
(https://images.app.goo.gl/LcZJj6tmUxWa1rEE9)
After my eyes rested from some serious eyerolling I finished the book. It didn't get any better. I mean, skilled writers can get away with writing scenes where you have to suspend disbelief for a moment but let's just say she's no Michael Chrichton (another author with a medical background). Also, the characters were supposed to be different people but you couldn't tell by their dialogue. They all talked like the same person.
Anyway, luckily I only wasted like $2 on one of Art's suggestions. I remember this one person's post on Bellgab, he was lamenting that he bought $5000 worth of dehydrated survival food because he believed Art's prediction that everything was going to go to hell on January 1st 2000. He couldn't resell it and no one wants to eat that shit unless the only other option is death.
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Hoo boy! Ever read Gravity by Tess Gerritsen? You know, that book Art was hyping so much?
Fuck that guy. Just Fuck him.
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Fuck that guy. Just Fuck him.
Yeah, in retrospect it's obvious he was a sociopath. I'm fortunate that I didn't come across his show until I was older and relatively wiser.
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Yeah, in retrospect it's obvious he was a sociopath.
Well, now he's practical. Kudzos. (I wil remind you that Divine Council & Sil have each independently decided that "kudzos" is a thingy now. Deal with this poorly or with a lack of grace at your peril, Fishwife.)
Yeah. You're on.
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I'm fortunate that I didn't come across his show until I was older and relatively wiser.
That remains to be seen. END OF LINE.
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That remains to be seen. END OF LINE.
I said 'relatively'. You have no case.
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You have no case.
Yeah, and you don't have a soul, Ginga-Ninja. What? What? What are you going to do? Take my nose? Tha’ Fuck outta here.
I hope there's somebody in your loot waffle who can speak jive. Broadway B***** three nines dialect.
(Hi, Mom!)
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I hope there's somebody in your loot waffle who can speak jive.
Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!
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I was older and relatively wiser.
You were. We've all been upgraded a lot since then.
Cut me some slack, Jack!
I've already gone as far as I could without Jenny involvement. Step wisely.
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This oyster pizza is to f****** die for. G-ddam. Would anyone like a slice? There's bloody all left, but whatever we can get more.
I mean I can get more.
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HASHTAG PEDIGREE
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I can leave you here with her. Right here. Right now.
Just think of it. Toodles.
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UNSANCTIONED NYC
RUN FOREVERRRRRR
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UNSANCTIONED
How do you even cope?
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UNSANCTIONED NYC
RUN FOREVERRRRRR
have you ever seen Elegant Elliott Offen running around NYC?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp6HKOMFfQw
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have you ever seen Elegant Elliott Offen running around NYC?
Was that him on the right? I couldn't tell in the dark.
(https://i.postimg.cc/q7MTsr2w/Streaker.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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Miller was was whining on his Troll Review how MV once exposed the Jedi's secret email, which was then abused by one and all. Is there any truth in this and was there ever a mea culpa?
#BeforeMyTime
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A bull in a China shop, literally.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1479057016593293312
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https://youtu.be/eRGXq4t9wY4
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https://youtu.be/NsbVTPftcgs
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https://youtu.be/NsbVTPftcgs
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Puts Boba Pfft to shame.
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🅱🅴🅻🅻🅶🅰🅱
(https://i.postimg.cc/d1tbzHJY/BG.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/d7pNC97H)
🅴🅻🅻🅶🅰🅱
(https://i.postimg.cc/VNGwLQG6/EG.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/1gq2JTZh)
🅰🆉🆉🅶🅰🅱
(https://i.postimg.cc/7h1QhSHV/AG.png) (https://postimg.cc/PvxMFp8p)
🆁🆄🅱🅸🅽🅸🅶🅰🅱
(https://i.postimg.cc/mDB9R9nR/RG.png) (https://postimages.org/)
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(https://mushroommen.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/MM-blou-logo.png)
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Warning, Horse Porn:
https://youtu.be/KCzwyFHSMdYDon't say I didn't warn you.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5N5NXt1gw4
Predatory Driving? Must be an Australian thang.
Predatory driving is defined in section 51A of Crimes Act 1900, which states:
“The driver of a vehicle who, while in pursuit of or travelling near another vehicle:
(a) engages in a course of conduct that causes or threatens an impact involving the other vehicle, and
(b) intends by that course of conduct to cause a person in the other vehicle actual bodily harm, is guilty of an offence…”
Predatory driving is an offence which includes, but is not limited to, extremely aggressive driving, tailgating and road rage. Road rage encompasses many aspects of anger such as verbal abuse, abusive gestures, and aggressive driving; and is not illegal in itself but when the threat of physical harm becomes real, it becomes predatory driving, and is illegal. The maximum penalty for the offence of predatory driving is a fine of $100,000 and/or 5 years imprisonment
https://www.armstronglegal.com.au/traffic-law/nsw/traffic-offences/predatory-driving/
Some insight may be needed into the mind down under.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqWvWR8KYFw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLUIi02FMK0
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Predatory Driving? Must be an Australian thang.
Of course, in a civilized America they would be more likely to just pull out a handgun.
https://sputniknews.com/20220114/former-chief-of-staff-to-florida-state-senator-killed-in-road-rage-incident-1092247060.html
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WAN suggested this tasty cinematic gem. Don't blame me.
https://youtu.be/I5tF_zv73vk
#ALLHOSE
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WAN suggested this tasty cinematic gem. Don't blame me.
#ALLHOSE
I saw RG recommending it “over there” too. ;)
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#ALLHOSE
Don't just fear Me... fear My power, Mortals.
*polite “ho ho ho”s are heard, echoing faintly in the distance*
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https://youtu.be/0geJOlhmLl8
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The new Colonel Sanders?
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The new Colonel Sanders?
What's wrong with the old one? I just bought some coke off of him.
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What's wrong with the old one? I just bought some coke off of him.
Nothing...except he’s white, male and dead.
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https://www.tiktok.com/@bekahvallejo/video/6978241668428369157
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https://dailystormer.su/memetic-monday-these-memes-are-terrible/
This one amused me:
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https://youtu.be/C3oiy9eekzk
https://www.solidsmack.com/design/well-maintained-molds-are-the-heart-of-the-lego-brick-production-line/ (https://www.solidsmack.com/design/well-maintained-molds-are-the-heart-of-the-lego-brick-production-line/)
Jay-sus, those tiny bits of plastic are an expensive addiction.
...still superior to a JaxStar meth-binge...
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https://www.tiktok.com/@paigebennett74/video/7047020928819236142
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frYIj2FGmMA
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People who create their own drama deserve their own karma.
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For lack of anything else entertainting to read, hear: I will read Chapter 1 of my Chemistry book...
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Hopefully it will not inspire me to pursue a degree in Mathematics, which I briefly contemplated as my next step after the Botany degree. At this pace I might end up with an actual Doctorate in something or another just in thyme to retire.
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For lack of anything else entertainting to read, [here]
Tough crowd.
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In honour of Robbie Burns Day upcomin' (suggested pronunciation B a i r n s)
https://youtu.be/9kptp9SmM5Y
https://youtu.be/lIm2XepYq1o
https://youtu.be/m-GWSP7pYBs
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In honour of
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CY7EDP1vFcl/?utm_medium=copy_link
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I pity the fool that don’t value freedom.
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I pity the fool that don’t value freedom.
AMEN, BRO! ;) :-*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frYIj2FGmMA
MT. You post the best videos on this forum - and probably on any forum you attend.
I'll bet a box of 'Krispy Kream' doughnuts on that, any day! ;) :-*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9vW_MpXTfs
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Uncle Wonger’s commentary had me rolling harder than that Accord 😂🤣😭🥳
https://youtu.be/idIBlnPB4tc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FedW5N5EFUc
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlJjuTRVteM
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https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E
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I am concerned about the situation in Ukraine. Not a bad idea to have a Go Bag ready.
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I am concerned about the situation in Ukraine. Not a bad idea to have a Go Bag ready.
Ukraine is a nothing burger Biden is just using it to divert attention away from him single-handedly destroying the economy and skyrocketing inflation
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https://youtu.be/SuEbJzPu_ok
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CZhvmuuD19p/?utm_medium=copy_link
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Babies and animals on tv shows/movies think the tv show is reality
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9k1SYr7H6k
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(http://)
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When “buy six bottles and get 10% off!!!” starts seeming like a good deal, call me.
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For Gwen 👙💦
https://youtu.be/ICy22FMgiLw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsG-IN3JfyY
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https://youtu.be/vLaX8UvVUQw
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Nigge
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I know you really want to but don’t.
They’re watching.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsG-IN3JfyY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsG-IN3JfyY)
Her what?
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Behold
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https://youtu.be/_O-cXMiRXn0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5plQHruWB3Y
This Martian child says what she believes can’t be contained.
Does that mean she’s just too stupid to put it into words?
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https://youtu.be/w3uSU2fhlZQ
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Vladimir Putin - Mr. KGB 305, he stole Pitbull’s street cred.
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I saw a movie called The Tomorrow War earlier tonight that I thought was quite good. It’s so rare to find decent movies anymore.
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I am the One who has Whispered in your Ear.
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I am the One who has Whispered in your Ear.
Sounds gay.
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I just became a serial killer of criminals and bullies. You can thank Detective Raos of the NYPD’s 19 Precinct Detective Squad for this.
Yes, I am armed.
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All I wanted was a normal life. I work. I pay taxes. I guess not anymore. I am ready to die.
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I just became a serial killer of criminals and bullies. You can thank Detective Raos of the NYPD’s 19 Precinct Detective Squad for this.
Yes, I am armed.
Anthony?
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I just became a serial killer of criminals and bullies. You can thank Detective Raos of the NYPD’s 19 Precinct Detective Squad for this.
Yes, I am armed.
Sounds gayer.
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I aspire to become a master and magician of the orgasm. To become a cocksmith.
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Sounds gayer.
https://youtu.be/HXQUWmXzPeM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIrdf9W4Y_c
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The NYPD are sociopaths and Liars. Stop bullying and terrorizing Lisa and I.
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Fearing the worst with a nightmare scenario and thinking we had been dealt a catastrophic loss, Lisa and my life has just taken a turn for the absolute best case scenario we can be bestowed upon. I got the job in Central Park. A job I have been wanting since I was working upstate for all those years.
We dodged a bullet. Now here comes the rest of our life together. Building the best home for our unborn children.
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I guess I’m not going to have to live in a tent underneath the Van Wyck Expressway in Queens, homeless indefinitely, after all.
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Fearing the worst with a nightmare scenario and thinking we had been dealt a catastrophic loss, Lisa and my life has just taken a turn for the absolute best case scenario we can be bestowed upon. I got the job in Central Park. A job I have been wanting since I was working upstate for all those years.
We dodged a bullet. Now here comes the rest of our life together. Building the best home for our unborn children.
(https://i.postimg.cc/59q6dyJm/Congrats.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
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We dodged a bullet.
Sure, Neo.
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I guess I’m not going to have to live in a tent underneath the Van Wyck Expressway in Queens, homeless indefinitely, after all.
How much clearance is there for a camper pickup bed? I might need to franchise a location that far out when I get my flux capacitor back out of evidence lockup.
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I aspire to become a master and magician of the orgasm. To become a cocksmith.
when I get my flux capacitor back out of evidence lockup.
With the enhancements to the Gilled Charter that The KUCZI Anomalous Protocol brings to the table... early projections derived from initial telemetry indicate that Humanity surely will have it All.
The secondary prototype is likely to be brought online shortly. Might have to wait for the parade, though. Someone ordered a shitload of ticker-tape, and it would be a shame to waste it on merely staunching the anal bleeding.
Other problems presented by the primary unit are all well within nominal limits. Thingys Ihere Lare Ufine. See, this is what we prototype 4:
Some diamond5 are sharper than other5. What, you knew?
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I aspire to become a master and magician of the orgasm. To become a cocksmith.
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Start date Monday, February 28th and at the highest pay rate tier because my experience. This is gonna be lit 🔥
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Start date Monday, February 28th and at the highest pay rate tier because my experience. This is gonna be lit...
NIGGA! SUBSCRIBE TO MY PODCAST (https://www.patreon.com/azzerae).
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You'll be pussy diving at the Queens motor inn in not time...I'M NOT LOYYYINNNGG!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogMPdVbyfNM
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How it started
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQtDTdDr8vs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuObgM9zPGc
How its goin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0TkYvFWcy0
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How it started
Needles
How its goin
Hot tub
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmRQKZZ_wXc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ8AEitjjRE
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NIGGA! SUBSCRIBE TO MY PODCAST (https://www.patreon.com/azzerae).
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C'mon, man!
-Executive Producer, At-Large
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November Dreaming
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You good Asuka.
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C'mon, man!
If we don't see some growth in the next quarter, there's a high probability I go nuclear.
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If we don't see some growth in the next quarter, there's a high probability I go nuclear.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=nuke+ewe+Lars+m%27eh+%27tallica (https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=nuke+ewe+Lars+m%27eh+%27tallica)
https://youtu.be/tAGnKpE4NCI
-or-
https://youtu.be/CD-E-LDc384
either flavor is tasty!
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https://youtu.be/zB5wRwC45qM
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There is no Higher Honor that can be Bestowed upon me than to Roll up on that Line on that November Morning with over 50,000 of my Sisters and Brothers. At a deeply personal level, that Race and those Moments will be the Highest of High for me. The most Intimate and Sacred moment for me, on a personal level. Same Magnitude as the birth of our children. She will be Waiting for me at the Wire on Tavern on the Green in Central Park. This will Be my own Judgement Day.
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At a deeply personal level, that Race and those Moments will be the Highest of High for me.
eugenicist
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eugenicist
Women are beginning to line up to ask me to shoot drugs into their veins. There are worse problems to have. For example, women asking me to teach them to do it themselves that be a hard or one to follow.
Nevertheless I'm building quite a rep for myself. Thankfully I'm not legally enjoined from being my own publicist.
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Women are beginning to line up to ask me to shoot drugs into their veins. There are worse problems to have. For example, women asking me to teach them to do it themselves that be a hard or one to follow.
Just don't complain about the 'Jackstar is a needle junky' conspiracy hounds.
You're only making this a steeper climb.
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Don't dare think I like coming to y'all hat in hand.
My laptop is 90% broken, and creating new content is becoming incredibly difficult to do.
I may have to shut my Patreon down and discontinue the Azzcast, till I can buy a new machine.
I get that this is of no interest to you, who told me in no uncertain terms that you don't listen to the show, nor do you intend to.
But this website requires a working computer of some sort to keep it going as well.
So excuse me for trying to scrounge together some coppers for the free loading bottom feeders whose posts I so selflessly fund out of my own shallow pockets.
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While you and whoever else are welcome to keep thumbing your nose at me, just remember, no car runs without gas.
And that gas is in short supply, dwindling and dropping below E.
I refuse to go without food or get behind on my rent for some forum where I get told to go fuck myself at every turn.
If you guys see the site go down, please know, I gave everyone ample warning.
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Don't dare think I like coming to y'all hat in hand.
My laptop is 90% broken, and creating new content is becoming incredibly difficult to do.
I may have to shut my Patreon down and discontinue the Azzcast, till I can buy a new machine.
I get that this is of no interest to you, who told me in no uncertain terms that you don't listen to the show, nor do you intend to.
But this website requires a working computer of some sort to keep it going as well.
So excuse me for trying to scrounge together some coppers for the free loading bottom feeders whose posts I so selflessly fund out of my own shallow pockets.
No worries. I recently rebuilt an old laptop and put it on LINUX with a new hard-drive: I now have a spare hard-drive (nothing wrong with it other than it is not a SSD) for a lap-top. I could wipe the thing and mail it to you if that helps?
I think it is a 750GB or 1TB... You could use it to do a "clean" install of whatever OS you prefer and save everything on your old one. I might even have an extra USB IDE/SATA/eSATA thing-a-ma-bob (have to dig around, but pretty sure I got tired of waiting for someone to return my original and bought another...)
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Let Me Know.
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pretty sure I got tired of waiting for someone to return my original and bought another...)
This often works with items that aren't quantumly entangled.
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Let Me Know.
I have access to a lot of chatter from my position at the center of the panopticon and I don't know exactly at all what anybody thinks they're doing since they don't at all communicate that to me. I don't quite understand why a person's motives are not meant to be discernible I suppose it could be something they're hiding from me but that's not really sensible.
You're only making this a steeper climb.
I'm looking for a breakneck descent. There are a variety of factors and vectors coming to a head at this particular junction. I don't know if the collective lot of you realize, that I may have thought about this before, I and ftp://then these newcomers have come and thought about this and I guess they've come to some sort of conclusion that it's best to keep me in the dark. Well that has certainly worked out well in the past, right?
Blind, unreasoning hatred is so useful this time of day. Also useful is casual and utter indifference as I note that there's a matter of great concern to all of us developing and for some reason I am deemed to be of no value in my opinion.
I just saw a Vengeance Spirit get activated. I thought it would be pleasant to warn anyone who might see what that is. Some of you people got me all wrong. Some of you specifically seem to think that I'm clinging to Grapefruit for dear life and I won't let go.
This is exactly what happened when somebody's child thought that I was being thrown out, that I had to go and stick around too long got to move along, but actually I was completely sick of the situation as I am not quite now but coming up I am not the one who wants to be here or dealing with this stuff.
I don't recognize what's occurring because I am not compatriots or symbatica with any of the current ongoings it seems strange to have so much attention those in the know know that I don't have any current ongoings.
It's perhaps not the best way to go about Thanksgiving circumstances, and I don't actually mind that do it this way but it's going to be disappointing and I want to give you an opportunity to look into that.
Any event I could describe very specifically what's about to happen here but I don't really have any compulsion to do so although I would like to see nobody get hurt. I'm already saddened that somebody expected that different kind of outcome then there's nothing I don't want to say here, what exactly are we defending what are we going to not breaking silence on what are the secrets what are they?
I'm unclear on who's taking over the operation, and then to what extent is silence the norm and when did that occur did that happen behind the scenes or was that in a memo or was it in pillow talk... It just seems strange that it wasn't mentioned because that's one option of doing things and then I actually not so concerned about certain aspects you might think. And I'm not overly sweating it but just so you know this is not the way to go morning morning.
Additionally this morning I told somebody's relative what the truth was about a certain situation and it took a little while and it probably got blown off because they don't think facts matter unless they come from particular places but in this case it actually really matters a lot I am not going to be having sex with anybody for years because there's not any kind of interest or delight in seeing what happens when everyone loses their collective minds on details that do not matter.
This said explosion of self destructive behavior is not the kind of coincidence you might think it is it's a beginning dance move in a coordinated leap towards joker pops I just happen to know these kind of things it's just something what I do you might want to change your plans in some kind of anything. And everybody doing anything involving me well doing my back for all this time might not be the best thing they might not. I mean do you do it better if I know nothing about it, do you think I could get in the way I mean do you think I want to get away actually no I'm happy with all kinds of stuff you know rapid fashion but the specific energy to keep me in the dark well guess what I'm not in the dark or some stuff I know and stuff that you think I'm going to do I'm not going to do it.
I'd rather go to counseling than have sex. I'd rather tell you all about what's going on than tell you anything else. I think that the emotional impact of the event is going to take place will be much lessened since I don't know what's going on and I prefer anything that I know about to anything I don't go on it's not really useful to punish...
I'm not being punished. I'm sure some people feel like I'm being liberated and freed which is actually true doing it without my oversight or knowledge or anything is very sketchy and makes things very nerve-racking and is going to be I suppose you must know these kind of things you must be in Source world or you want to do things bad for somebody and then that's supposedly harm me?
This is what helped me; knowing where to look when somebody thought that there's going to be something funny coming.
Well I mean you know real well good luck trying to help doesn't look like it's going to be real clever but maybe you got a good idea or something! And then it's a wonderful idea to not tell me anything that's a wonderful idea because... Okay, then, blind unreason I will look into this.
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Thank you, P8.
I emailed you.
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Thank you, P8.
I emailed you.
What a wonderful communique that was, thank you. And no worries.
During this most recent brief hiatus, I had an idea that might generate an income stream for you:
I was thinking that maybe you could set up a special pricing package where users have to pay some amount of $$$ on posts that have 300+ word counts. Like the first 300 words are free, but after that you have to cough up 1-5 cents a word. You could probably finance the site entirely through Jackstar posts with that set up? Nautical Shore, HAH!
To be fair, some of my own posts would exceed that 300 word count: but I don't think by much. If that is the case and you adopt this method I would like to set up either Yearly or Quarterly payments so I don't end up doing $1.50 a month transactions with you. It would be much simpler to just write a whopping $20-30 cheque every couple of months for the extra 400-600 words...
Keep doing you and don't you go changing, Bro!
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You could probably finance the site entirely through Jackstar posts with that set up?
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
And at the moment the chain of income in my world has no links whatsoever. No one considers how to send it to me. They just consider how to take it from my area.
We got a real confiscation mentality going on here. Now, at one point, I was working on a plan. It involved virtual cooperation.
I received virtually none. Lots of opposition. No statements of support. Demands of my time for the use of others’ goals, yet had no attention paid to any discussion of my list of goals.
Clearly I was not persuasive enough. And now, I don't really have any goals anymore, or a house or a home or a quorum or a support system or a backup plan or a... anything.
So then someone told me to call somebody to give me their number so that I called other people and ask for the number and then get the interact so I didn't do anything. I can sit here. I can afford to wait.
I didn't want to, but somebody else decided that for me. And now, I have decided things for everyone.
I was nervous before, but after time passed and things changed and the understanding became clear of what was really going on, I no longer needed to be ruled by fear. I'm still toying with it it's kind of useful, but realistically I'm not afraid of anything from the situation.
I've been contacted enough times without contacting back that you would be difficult to assume that I'm desperately trying to get around the rules. Quite the contrary. I'm not desperate.
I don't send harassing emails. I send delightfully lovely emails. At least I did. Now I just write them and then don't send them.
It'd be hard to describe that as "contact." It cost to follow a kid around and then to swoop them up as soon as he gets next to his front door and then to have to explain to the judge why this case is being so carefully handled? Well they sure did that.
They sure carefully handled it all right. Kudos.
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What a wonderful communique that was, thank you. And no worries.
Maximum cope detected.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-yod4otWbo
5G?
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A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
And at the moment the chain of income in my world has no links whatsoever. No one considers how to send it to me. They just consider how to take it from my area.
We got a real confiscation mentality going on here. Now, at one point, I was working on a plan. It involved virtual cooperation.
I received virtually none. Lots of opposition. No statements of support. Demands of my time for the use of others’ goals, yet had no attention paid to any discussion of my list of goals.
Clearly I was not persuasive enough. And now, I don't really have any goals anymore, or a house or a home or a quorum or a support system or a backup plan or a... anything.
So then someone told me to call somebody to give me their number so that I called other people and ask for the number and then get the interact so I didn't do anything. I can sit here. I can afford to wait.
I didn't want to, but somebody else decided that for me. And now, I have decided things for everyone.
I was nervous before, but after time passed and things changed and the understanding became clear of what was really going on, I no longer needed to be ruled by fear. I'm still toying with it it's kind of useful, but realistically I'm not afraid of anything from the situation.
I've been contacted enough times without contacting back that you would be difficult to assume that I'm desperately trying to get around the rules. Quite the contrary. I'm not desperate.
I don't send harassing emails. I send delightfully lovely emails. At least I did. Now I just write them and then don't send them.
It'd be hard to describe that as "contact." It cost to follow a kid around and then to swoop them up as soon as he gets next to his front door and then to have to explain to the judge why this case is being so carefully handled? Well they sure did that.
They sure carefully handled it all right. Kudos.
And you are the
https://youtu.be/taCMAhv2wkw
https://youtu.be/bO6N2clr3YU
https://youtu.be/K64xrldWSAw
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Azzgab is back! Praise Jesus! Praise al Shaitan! Praise MV! Praise Richard Groyper, my baby, and Asuka Langley-kun! Azzarae there too!!
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Azzgab is back! Praise Jesus! Praise al Shaitan! Praise MV! Praise Richard Groyper, my baby, and Asuka Langley-kun! Azzarae there too!!
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G-ddam it. I told him to SHUT IT DOWN. Heads will roll over this, Motherfu--*click*
Hi, I am Jackstar. I'm not talking on the phone because I've been doing that entirely too much all goddam day. You People have no idea of the pressures I am under. It's like they're making synthetic diamonds out of my carbon mouthprint and to apply the pressure, they're using my taint. Apparently they never found one that could be suitable for such a purpose, so when they asked, I said, sure, go ahead, what do I care? My entire family has been murdered by my cat, who is actually an alien, who then offered herself up for sacrifice so she could be reborn anew and chase mice through the Blastosphere with the Twelve Ghosts of Michael Aquino... and, look, let's be honest, when I put it that way, wouldn't you go right on ahead and let your own family get murdered too? (I just wish they had started with the whites first.)
Trick question. Good answer. l8r
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And you are the
S/He/it was an actual on-the-job-bust-you-all-COP, and,
1) s/he/it did not tell me, at all;
2) s/he/it told everyone else that s/he/it had told me;
3) s/he/it picked out another (blank) to swap to Intimate status with, and ALSO did not tell me that;
4) s/he/it told everyone else and hung out all over the world with the other (blank) for months;
5) And then, s/he/it pulled the usual shit that always worked before, and this time... boom, bada-bada boom KA-BOOM. Losing a job is hard... losing a paycheck is harder... losing a job and a paycheck that Certain People & Institutions didn't even know s/he/it had is even harder. Face, meet pavement. Aww, that's too bad.
This chain of horrendously poor decisions... has, let us say, changed the calculus. Recent changes--no doubt some have noticed--have been brought about, largely, because the decision has been made to, shall we say... "clean things up."
Big deal, right? It's huge. There are reasons for these rules, and good reasons at that, and for the longest time, I couldn't figure out what the actual fuck was going on. Learning this news has... oh, I'll just say it: totes saved my fuckin' life. I'd be relentlessly screwed forever otherwise. (It's close in any case. Thanks Ground Crew) It wouldn't be A-IV I'd be looking at, it'd be a whole lot of something else, and any kind of defense would not be an option.
So now, meanwhile, there's a bunch of nerd/dorks ripping through paper, changing names, crossing Ts, dotting Is, and undoing the work of countless dozens of hundreds of man-hours clerical work (I have some kerosene if anyone needs any) and all the combinations on all the gym lockers are being changed, they're ripping up the carpet in the breakfast nook beside the gymnasium, and, MOTHERFUCKER, HEADS HAVE ROLLED, AND WILL CONTINUE TO ROLL, YOU STUPID SCION OF A BARM--*click*
I thought you--all--should know. Cheers, Leaders! SHOUT IT TO THE ALL OF EWE. Don't call it treason... call it, a noble gesture.
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https://thebulletin.org/2015/02/what-would-happen-if-an-800-kiloton-nuclear-warhead-detonated-above-midtown-manhattan/ (https://thebulletin.org/2015/02/what-would-happen-if-an-800-kiloton-nuclear-warhead-detonated-above-midtown-manhattan/)[/font]
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https://thebulletin.org/2015/02/what-would-happen-if-an-800-kiloton-nuclear-warhead-detonated-above-midtown-manhattan/ (https://thebulletin.org/2015/02/what-would-happen-if-an-800-kiloton-nuclear-warhead-detonated-above-midtown-manhattan/)[/font]
The world would certianly lose a lot of libtards. Not such a bad thing...but the fallout...the fallout! :o
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the fallout...the fallout!
At this point: I'll allow it.
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I’m getting really scared for real. I don’t want to lose Lisa. She won’t leave her mom and her mom probably won’t be able to evacuate if things take a turn for the worse.
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Why doesn’t Putin’s generals see how crazy he is and have him removed from office and arrested? This is getting insane. I seen he put Russian nuke forces on high alert.
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First off, stop being such a MSM dupe and do some reading about the history of this conflict. Ukrainian neo-Nazis have been bombing the Russians in East Ukraine for the last decade.
Second, relax and smoke some weed, the kind that makes you extra paranoid. Things will look different after that. ;)
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Anthony, there is a silver lining to this storm cloud. ;)
(https://yt3.ggpht.com/rbII1vB-bNAaQURxONxnvbXhRl5USARIEKYTtXOS-bx5fCn8q5l7Vv53T-gysovzCymUkfcle-noSQ=s640-nd-v1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M)
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First off, stop being such a MSM dupe and do some reading about the history of this conflict. Ukrainian neo-Nazis have been bombing the Russians in East Ukraine for the last decade.
Second, relax and smoke some weed, the kind that makes you extra paranoid. Things will look different after that. ;)
(https://i.postimg.cc/P5BGsT9g/Right.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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https://youtu.be/uXwRgnZ990I (https://youtu.be/uXwRgnZ990I)
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First off, stop being such a MSM dupe and do some reading about the history of this conflict. Ukrainian neo-Nazis have been bombing the Russians in East Ukraine for the last decade.
Second, relax and smoke some weed, the kind that makes you extra paranoid. Things will look different after that. ;)
You’ll feel differently I’m pretty sure if we are all being BBQ’d. Not to concerned about what has happened in the past. The Russians are the nazis here. Firing rockets into hospitals and apartment buildings? I’m with Ukraine on this one. Hopefully this earth is still here to in a few weeks time. It’s all fun and games until a few billion people get vaporized. ⌛️
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First off, stop being such a MSM dupe and do some reading about the history of this conflict. Ukrainian neo-Nazis have been bombing the Russians in East Ukraine for the last decade.
Did you get your “research” over at Stormfront? Sounds pretty biased. Russian bias.
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Can you share, any of you, some links to your “research”? Just nothing I’ll get a visit paid to myself from federal agents tho. I spoke with federal agents once and don’t want to again even tho the one guy was pretty funny. Two from the Manhattan FBI field office.
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You’ll feel differently I’m pretty sure if we are all being BBQ’d. Not too concerned about what has happened in the past. The Russians are the nazis here. Firing rockets into hospitals and apartment buildings? I’m with Ukraine on this one. Hopefully this earth is still here to in a few weeks time. It’s all fun and games until a few billion people get vaporized. ⌛️
Right, to a communist the past is meaningless. It’s all about making it up in the present and hoping no one notices rather than learning from it. ::)
You’ll fall for anything, ANYTHING they tell you. What’s next, Chicken Little? :D
Maybe try thinking for yourself for a change. ;)
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Can you share, any of you, some links to your “research”? Just nothing I’ll get a visit paid to myself from federal agents tho. I spoke with federal agents once and don’t want to again even tho the one guy was pretty funny. Two from the Manhattan FBI field office.
For a start.
Another side of the story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPRER1tlkRs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPRER1tlkRs)
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Can you share, any of you, some links to your “research”? Just nothing I’ll get a visit paid to myself from federal agents tho. I spoke with federal agents once and don’t want to again even tho the one guy was pretty funny. Two from the Manhattan FBI field office.
Well, both Laser and I posted videos that help break the situation down for simps like you. Here’s one by a fellow leftist like you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm8QfxZ3HHw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm8QfxZ3HHw)
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Anthony, there is a silver lining to this storm cloud. ;)
(https://yt3.ggpht.com/rbII1vB-bNAaQURxONxnvbXhRl5USARIEKYTtXOS-bx5fCn8q5l7Vv53T-gysovzCymUkfcle-noSQ=s640-nd-v1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M)
Caveman mentality I’m sure
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Right, to a communist the past is meaningless. It’s all about making it up in the present and hoping no one notices rather than learning from it. ::)
You’ll fall for anything, ANYTHING they tell you. What’s next, Chicken Little? :D
Maybe try thinking for yourself for a change. ;)
Nope wrong. But in some circles there is something called “Projection”. Look up what “Projection” is. Wish I could chat more but I have to be up at 4:00 am to get ready for the day.
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Did you get your “research” over at Stormfront? Sounds pretty biased. Russian bias.
Right, rather than fight actual Nazis you’d rather just keep labelling random people Nazis because it’s easier for a lazy retard like you. ::) ;D
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Nope wrong. But in some circles there is something called “Projection”. Look up what “Projection” is. Wish I could chat more but I have to be up at 4:00 am to get ready for the day.
Yeah, I think I hear your mommy calling you too. Better run along now before I prove you wrong some more. :D
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I’m a registered democrat and liberal who is a permanent NYC resident (non-New Yorker originally from the bordering upstate counties - Westchester/Rockland).
It’s 3:30 am. I guess I’ll just stay up. My alarms are set for 4:00 am. I have to be out the door by 5:00 am and on the M86 Crosstown +Select Bus.
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Caveman mentality I’m sure
Yeah, you’re just so advanced. Did you even graduate high school? :D
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Yeah, I think I hear your mommy calling you too. Better run along now before I prove you wrong some more. :D
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Nope wrong again. It’s called A JOB. Are you familiar with the concept of employment? I pay 2200 a month for a closet in Manhattan. You’re not about that life are you?
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I’m a registered democrat and liberal who is a permanent NYC resident (non-New Yorker originally from the bordering upstate counties - Westchester/Rockland).
It’s 3:30 am. I guess I’ll just stay up. My alarms are set for 4:00 am. I have to be out the door by 5:00 am and on the M86 Crosstown +Select Bus.
Anthony, even liberals are starting to wake up to the fact that the CIA run MSM does nothing but lie to and manipulate them 24/7. I’m sure you’ll be one to the last to realize that and then you’ll be all Me too, guys about it. ::) ;D
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Nope wrong again. It’s called A JOB. Are you familiar with the concept of employment? I pay 2200 a month for a closet in Manhattan. You’re not about that life are you?
Of course I do but the more important question is why you need to reach for strawmen right now? Could it be because you’re totally uninformed and losing this argument? 🤔
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Anthony, all you ever seem to do is just give an uniformed virtue signal to other liberals that says Look at me, everyone! I’m following the official narrative that they told me to so I’m one of the good guys. So brave! No wonder you’ve never been laid.
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https://youtu.be/yD88Jjc0hBI
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https://youtu.be/yD88Jjc0hBI
You should just put your money where your big mouth is and enlist. It would probably be the best thing for a deluded soyboy like you. Wake your ass right up to reality, Pyle. :D
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"War Party" SNL November 17th, 2001
https://www.facebook.com/EatPayLeave/videos/1889399537801472
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It makes perfect sense to me now, why Biden was allowed to be Show President. What better place for him to be sitting?
"The Buck Stops Here." If both the unlawful and lawful trails of evidence lead to the same chair, it makes the accounting so much easier to tabulate at the end.
Does it help any if we all come to accept the stone cold fact that ET dominance of surface world institutions is certainly culpable in the corruption of what ought to have been properly functioning social norms?
Because, it is. And what are these increasingly complex CAPTCHA tests really defending from? Is it really just.. “spam bots”?
Sure, Mulder. Sure.
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Did you get your “research” over at Stormfront? Sounds pretty biased. Russian bias.
I honestly don’t think there’s a dumber poster on Azzgab than you. You’re so brainwashed you just simply refuse to look at anything that may contradict the narrative they programmed you with. Sad.
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I’m a registered democrat and liberal...
Boy, are you a breath of fresh air.
If I have to read so much as one more vague utterance of the right wing, my revolver is poised-- and ready to decorate the ceiling crimson-pink.
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Boy, are you a breath of fresh air.
If I have to read so much as one more vague utterance of the right wing, my revolver is poised-- and ready to decorate the ceiling crimson-pink.
Communists are always ready to defend their views with violence because they know they can’t with reason. ;)
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You’re so brainwashed
All jelly; no toast. I've been there.
I think it's completely wonderful that recent changes in the fabric of consensual reality have caused a small, get substantial tectonic shift on the rosters of regular posters on each of the sites that now make up what's left of the Bellgabbian Metauniverse that has been scattered to the five winds.
Look I'm so sorry that it happened, and I acknowledge my responsibility in the swath of destruction that has traveled throughout our land, this land, The Land. But I warned you about the fallout—repeatedly—and y'all just didn't listen at all.
Seriously, do I look like Chicken Little? NO, I DON'T. And ultimately I don't care what I look like, as long as I'm able to continue to express myself as badly as I so choose, as the freedom to choose for oneself is no small thing to fully own.
By the way, have any of you ever been held hostage for years by headhunting cannibals? I'm just curious, you know, no particular reason I'm asking the question, the question just kind of crossed my mind.
Again. Maybe I've been brainwashed.
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By the way, have any of you ever been held hostage for years by headhunting cannibals? I'm just curious, you know, no particular reason I'm asking the question, the question just kind of crossed my mind.
Yes, for most of my life, in fact. They’re called liberals. :o
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I will admit that I am impressed that there is this kind of bounty on my head. As achieving this milestone goal is virtually impossible for anyone, unless, someone actually wants it to be bitten off (surprisingly, I can emphasize), I can see how it might well have become the Holy Grail in certain questing circles.
Give up. Communism is good. Christianity is stupid. Give up. Give up. Shop as usual, and avoid panic buying.
And I am sorry to disappoint, but not only am I a Sourceror, I'm also a Virgo. One false move, and it's curtains for you: lacey, frilly curtains, blowing in the wind.
Yes, for most of my life, in fact. They’re called liberals. :o
Gone with the wind.
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Again. Maybe I've been brainwashed.
You have but in your case a clean mind is a healthy mind. ;)
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Communism is good. Christianity is stupid.
I’m willing to listen to your explanation but I really don’t expect one from you and I don’t think anyone else does either. Nice try but it’s definitely cost you street cred. ::)
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Give up. Communism is good. Christianity is stupid. Give up. Give up. Shop as usual, and avoid panic buying.
Imagine the subtext.
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Imagine the subtext.
My people trying to sound intelligent alarm just went off. ;D
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My people trying to sound intelligent alarm just went off. ;D
We are all meant to emulate those we admire. He's coming by it honestly, and everyone's under a lot of stress so I'm not going to hold his shameless pandering against him.
Yet. Besides I know how he feels, quite exactly: I'm going through my own reality reorganization tunnel right now. It's exactly like the wormhole in Contact was. Except it makes you barf. Or at least it would. At least once.
At least, that's what I tell myself. Anyway, at least you people are getting laid. I had to turn down hot Satanic sex in jail. I mean I would have turned that down anyway, no matter where I am, but it's a different thing entirely when the decision is forced upon one. I mean I'm not going to lie, the dude was cute.
Hard pass. Not even if I didn't know it was a trap. Honestly, I found the whole scenario a form of flattery, and I'm sure that there are those who might have thought that I would have been more than happy to have that experience. I mean, sometimes people do that, and they seem to like it, and I don't judge. I suppose that may have been interpreted as a hidden, closeted desire. WRONG.
Thanks for thinking of me. What can I say? I might never have known for sure that I would have said "no" if I hadn't had the opportunity presented... And that would be a harder question to deal with if it happened while I was out on patrol in deep space.
Like, come on, ask yourself: out the airlock, or not? Think that one over, and recognize that in my case the question would be: "do you get your helmet or not? bye-bye”—*woosh*
I run a tight ship. Believe it.
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Imagine the subtext.
Psychokinetic shielding: all systems nominal.
Imagine my delight. It's fucking real and it fucking works. I don't need any of you fuckers to believe me, kiss my ass and go to Heaven, and order my grits when you get there too, I'll be back in time to show you how to eat them.
*THUD* go on, I dare you: weigh it. Go on. It ain't going to bite you. Put it on the scale. What are you, chicken lizard?
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We are all meant to emulate those we admire. He's coming by it honestly, and everyone's under a lot of stress so I'm not going to hold his shameless pandering against him.
Yet. Besides I know how he feels, quite exactly: I'm going through my own reality reorganization tunnel right now. It's exactly like the wormhole in Contact was. Except it makes you barf. Or at least it would. At least once.
At least, that's what I tell myself. Anyway, at least you people are getting laid. I had to turn down hot Satanic sex in jail. I mean I would have turned that down anyway, no matter where I am, but it's a different thing entirely when the decision is forced upon one. I mean I'm not going to lie, the dude was cute.
Hard pass. Not even if I didn't know it was a trap. Honestly, I found the whole scenario a form of flattery, and I'm sure that there are those who might have thought that I would have been more than happy to have that experience. I mean, sometimes people do that, and they seem to like it, and I don't judge. I suppose that may have been interpreted as a hidden, closeted desire. WRONG.
Thanks for thinking of me. What can I say? I might never have known for sure that I would have said "no" if I hadn't had the opportunity presented... And that would be a harder question to deal with if it happened while I was out on patrol in deep space.
Like, come on, ask yourself: out the airlock, or not? Think that one over, and recognize that in my case the question would be: "do you get your helmet or not? bye-bye”—*woosh*
I run a tight ship. Believe it.
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The venus project stucco bubble building communism or the Terry Gilliam Brazil version?
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The venus project stucco bubble building communism or the Terry Gilliam Brazil version?
Brasil is really just a semi-comedic take on 1984. Hard pass on both.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoY6zYzdOYE
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Brasil is really just a semi-comedic take on 1984. Hard pass on both.
.. Salt?
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.. Salt?
No, thank you.
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Boy, are you a breath of fresh air.
If I have to read so much as one more vague utterance of the right wing, my revolver is poised-- and ready to decorate the ceiling crimson-pink.
The really hilarious thing about this post is that Anthony is just parroting the neo-con position of the government. You both seem to think it’s liberal because the Dems are in power but it’s the exact same interventionist shit that both Bush Jr. And Sr. did for years. Ya done been played...AGAIN! ;D
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.. Salt?
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https://youtu.be/Je5SBsCW7NE
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If I have to read so much as one more vague utterance of the right wing, my revolver is poised-- and ready to decorate the ceiling crimson-pink.
Get that 44 ready.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qBvHsplvdw
Here’s his TikTok if you want to see why he’s shut down
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLSQQ1Gn/
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Yes, for most of my life, in fact. They’re called liberals. :o
;D ;D ;D
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"War Party" SNL November 17th, 2001
https://www.facebook.com/EatPayLeave/videos/1889399537801472
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SNL would later show the dress rehearsal version of this sketch in reruns. In it, when Seth and Horatio make their entrance to deliver huge news, Horatio IMMEDIATELY cracks up for no apparent reason, leading to Jimmy also cracking up. My god. Jimmy also cracks up later in the dress version of this sketch, right after Tracy’s dramatic monologue. During that laughing of Jimmy’s, Will actually shoots Jimmy a very stern look (in jest, I assume), leading to Jimmy saying “Sorry” while putting on a straight face.
— I like the 1960s sound to the musical number that the partygoers suddenly break out into.
— Fantastic singing from Ana. Sure, we’ve long known that she’s a great singer, as her singing voice has been displayed in many prior sketches during her SNL tenure, but her voice comes off particularly strong in this sketch after hearing a few other cast members sing prior to her.
— This ridiculously extensive musical number (even featuring Maya doing a flip at point) is both very amusing and very fun. Sketches like this aren’t usually always my cup of tea, but it’s just working perfectly in this particular case.
— This sketch is another interesting time capsule of the post-9/11 patriotic and anti-Afghanistan sentiment of America at the time.
— Tracy’s streak of only playing effeminate roles has finally come to an end.
— The dress rehearsal version of this sketch shown in reruns humorously has Tracy’s noble character incongruously wearing a wild pimp outfit instead of the more logical dignified suit he wears in the live version.
— A hilarious and fantastic turn in this sketch with Tracy’s deep, dramatic monologue, complete with a spotlight, camera zoom-ins, and poignant camera angles.
— Will, regarding Tracy’s monologue: “Even though a lot of the words this wise man used are not real, he’s right.”
— The ending visual of Tracy’s cheesy whitebred dancing with the partygoers is cracking me up.
STARS: ****½
"War Party" SNL November 17th, 2001
https://www.onesnladay.com/2020/03/18/november-17-2001-billy-bob-thornton-creed-s27-e6/
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Get that 44 ready.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qBvHsplvdw
Here’s his TikTok if you want to see why he’s shut down
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLSQQ1Gn/
You can see why someone has to shut this guy down.
https://rense.com/general96/farley.mp4
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You can see why someone has to shut this guy down.
I had this experience this morning. I was tickety-takety on the yikety-yakety--yeah, don't ask--and I was writing my way through a brilliant piece of work, not A Great Work, by any means, but it was a well-done piece of writing. And then, I finished, and while fiddling about with final edits and such, I was thinking, "you know, it might be time to just finish this up," all of a sudden! Blammo!
The whole thing disappeared. I was writing an email in an HTML WYSIWYG editor on a mailbox webportal, one that I shall let remain unnamed.
Because, I'm -mad-. One of the best damn things I ever wrote? BOOM. Urge to kill: detectable.
So I figured I have a Space Editor now. A floating, disembodied artifact, given life by the Universe's desperate plea for someone, anyone, to finally figure out a way to get me to shut.the.fuck.up, Jackstar, holy shit, like, what is my problem, right?
I hear the Vogons are gearing up to hold a contest to see how many of their poems that can be blamed on me, the authorship of, can also be submitted to either Penthouse Forum or Playboy Letters, and... oh, bother, never mind.
I have had it. No more over-describing. Was it really all worth it, I have zero doubt. But what exactly am I striving for now?
I mean... I'm good, right? I feel good. Should be okay. I'm not real concerned anymore, and that's been established. I mean, what's the worst that can happen? I mean, besides the ending to Friday The Thirteenth, which I remember being frightened by as a child, and now... oh, a ghoul, that's what happened. I know how to deal with those now. And I wondered in my youth, "why did she get in the boat anyway? Seems unsafe, unwise, and more than a bit contrived..." but the way ghouls work is that they draw unwary humans to the place they died, and then... well, they need something to animate, right?
Look, it's technical. But somewhere along the line between then and now, I somehow got really good at, just by guessing, I guess, how to deal with highly unusual types of pest infestations--hey, anyone got a problem with too many nightflyers stopping by to feed? Yep, I know what to do. Well, I know what I'd do, anyway. And if I were there, well, then that would be what to do. And if I'm not there, well, I take PayPal. Hell's bells, why not, I've already been playing Scattergories with Satan, I might as well go whole hog now. YOLO!
First, be polite. Secondly, be respectful. Third: go to highschool with Buffy the Vampire Slayer and wind up years later with her on speed dial. While this may be a bit difficult for some of you to arrange, I can assure you: the extra effort is completely worth it.
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No, thank you.
Yep. That being what Johnathan Pryce says in the film... I can imagine a basis for your distaste. I don't even have to be churlish. I tried watching the supposed follow up, I can't even remember the name, and I just COULD NOT get into it.
I'm just generally opposed to watching screenys these days. I may get back into the swing of it. It could happen. Things changed a lot in the last 36 hours ago or so--now that I am no longer on either watch list, Country -OR- Western--and I guess, I can, like, start visualizing what the component parts are going to be.
I would simply prefer not to for the time being. But I can. Just like, say, watching a movie. I -could- watch a movie. But, I would simply prefer not to. Real life has become ever so much more interesting and fascinating than ever before, although one would, from the outside, not be too blamed for thinking that I am having it pretty rough. On the contrary: exalted grace.
Doing great. Feeling fine. Now, don't get me wrong--I stopped drinking. Pink cloud is real. Not that I drink a whole lot anyway, but I don't drink often, and the last few weeks, well, I haven't had to do any driving, right? No where to go, nothing to see... may as well get plastered, wooooo--*cough* oh, right, I'm fucking old now. After a mere two or three weeks of guzzling nothing but cider, wine, and raw meat--well, cold, anyway--I will freely admit that, wow, what a waste of money, and eewww, gross, look at the bags under my eyes. Holy shit. Am I actually vain? Or do I really look like Hunter Biden -already-? Okay, so: fuck that.
It helps that I have no reason to numb my emotions--at all--so a return to normal human feeling accompanied by an actual return to normalcy, such as that may be, is willing to be embraced by my poor, battered, subconscious mind. The poor thing has been screaming internally that something was going wrong, for, oh, let's see... about two years now. Let's see, when was SARS-CoV2? November... 2019. Yeah, I remember, that's when the fam got sick. All of us.
And I -never- get sick. That was the beginning, and I've been on high crisis alert, ever since. I mean, don't get me wrong: I'm a badass. I won. You don't even know what my victory conditions were, so just settle down your shack talk. You people don't even know the good stuff, my hand to God, and while that hand is up there, I will say a legit prayer, I hope no one ever has to know the all of it, until I'm dead or have changed my identity or I can sail to Iapetus or some shit.
Two years and 3 months of non-stop what the fuck ever-itis. I can hardly believe it's over, but it basically kind of is. Although, like, a trial. And, I'm moving eventually, but I was gonna do that -anyway- (little did anyone know--of course I was not staying, Jesus, some of you Punylings are adorable, you know that?) and I can be quite assured that it's either going to be not-guilty from a jury or just dismissed, or, wonder of wonders, someone goes for the double-down jugular strike.
Not preferred, frankly. I'm a lover, not a throatcutter. I'm basically open to learning new skills though. I was keeping myself pure before, but we saw how that went, so... well, fudge.
Why am I even blogging here, for fuck's sake? Oh, right. I totally remember.
You dorks and geeks and nerds pretending to be tough are my actual family. Hi. I bet you thought I forgot the real you and me. Sorry I've been neglecting keeping up with holiday greetings and all, but I'm gonna be real, real honest: something had to be done to weed out the riffraff. You're welcome.
Yeah, I can't see myself preferring to watch a movie, than to just enjoy the simple pleasure of writing composition. Yeah, I'm probably going to keep it up. Yeah, what the hell. Why not, right? It's not like writers ever get kidnapped and murdered, right? I should be okay, no matter what.
Because I know I AM.
p.s.: I'm confused. Are you saying... I need that? Like, I thought we have been over this enough times already. Didn't I just write about that yesterday? Maybe you didn't read it.
mebbe you jelly
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Yep. That being what Johnathan Pryce says in the film... I can imagine a basis for your distaste.
I like the film. I just don’t want to live in it. The aim of a cautionary tale is to avoid that, hopefully.
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https://youtu.be/Z0Gi_39doQc
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You...seem to think
You have no idea what I think.
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Ya done been played...
I literally have no dog in this fight.
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You have no idea what I think.
Yes I do. I read the words in your post. ;)
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Yes I do. I read the words in your post. ;)
And you interpret them through the lens of partisan American politics.
Tell me, how does that work on a South African citizen?
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I literally have no dog in this fight.
Have you ever considered getting one? They make lovely pets. ;)
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And you interpret them through the lens of partisan American politics.
Tell me, how does that work on a South African citizen?
I suppose the same way that you consider everthing I write “right wing.” What does that even mean anymore?
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Actually, I like the sound of “Imperator Adjutant Prime.” Someone, get the Royal Name Tag Makers on that. Chop chop. Make the font something fancy too. Something with some zazz.
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Have you ever considered getting one? They make lovely pets. ;)
I have a happy little daschund, yes.
And when I look into his big brown eyes I realise how precious life is, and how silly the notion of conservative versus liberal really is.
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I suppose the same way that you consider everthing I write “right wing.” What does that even mean anymore?
I never said you specifically.
But you kinda single yourself out by screaming COMMUNIST in every passer-by's face.
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Something with some zazz.
If I removed a couple consonants, and adopted an extra Z, I too could possess this 'zazz,' no?
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Don't get me wrong, Trollda.
I respect your opinions, and agree with some of them, but here's what concerns me: how much of your day is devoted to the news?
I warn you, its unhealthy in large doses.
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I warn you, [the news is] unhealthy in large doses.
And a conservative would agree.
Rush said it all the time.
And you know the drive-by media is becoming less and less recognisable.
Just think, how many cool things you could be doing instead of latching on to the 24 hour news cycle.
I say it not with disdain, but rather with compassion.
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I'm not saying be an ostrich.
I'm encouraging balance.
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I never said you specifically.
But you kinda single yourself out by screaming COMMUNIST in every passer-by's face.
Every?! I don’t think so. Anthony, however, has drank some serious Koolaid and most certainly sympathitic to communism because he’s an uneducated dolt. He admitted he doesn’t know or care anything about history. Problems between nations just don’t magically appear, they develop over time. If you’re going to put ideas out there you should at least be able to explain yourself and defend that position.
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Don't get me wrong, Trollda.
I respect your opinions, and agree with some of them, but here's what concerns me: how much of your day is devoted to the news?
I warn you, its unhealthy in large doses.
I hardly watch any MSM anymore. I prefer the more honest citizen journalism these days. Politcal inactivity just results in them continuing to run roughshod over your rights and freedom. I’ve had my share of laziness and inactivity and I really don’t mind saving the world for you while you do drugs in your apartment. It’s my pleasure. ;)
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If I removed a couple consonants, and adopted an extra Z, I too could possess this 'zazz,' no?
Oh, the way I see it... the zazz has you, you cheeky Being, you.
You know what gets me, more than anything, is not just the way I was looked at as ripe pickings, but how it was assumed that you would be trivial to push around as well. I remember, immediately upon being presented with the notion... I was like, "Wow, they have no idea who they are fucking with at all, huh?"
I mean, yeah, I warned them... yep, you got it: totes ignored me. Predictable results. Like shit, I'll fuck with you, that's Life, and we both came from mean towns. But, there's like, a limit. There's a line. And... was there anyone they thought they weren't better than? Well, no, that's what being fuckin' hella spun is all about, and it's why it's a good idea to not let that happen.
I warn you, its unhealthy in large doses.
They didn't even -measure.- Hello? McFly? Any idea how much is zipping through your stream? Wow. Now that's quite the appetite. What's the plan for addressing that? Oh, I see. Oh, and now you're back--from outer space. With that sad, so sad look upon your face. Oh, you want me to find you something?
Yeah. Riiiiight. I bet you do. Tell you what: I'll see what I can do, while I casually reap the benefits that Infinite Mode can provide during times of relative energetic weakness. You remember Infinite Mode, right? It was that thing you laughed at me for being crazy about, or something.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm still confused about an number of key points. Like, what could you have -ever- thought legit about them? Because they... oh, I get it now. Wow. Ouch. OUCHWOW.
Remind me not to fuck with you. Period. Thank God I'm a trained exopolitical diplomat, that's all I will say. Cold as ice. Holy shit.
kudos.
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Oh, the way I see it... the zazz<--?define? has you, you cheeky being, you. -ed{pick one of the three, JackAss}
You know what gets me, more than anything, is not just the way I was looked at as ripe pickings, but how it was assumed that you would be trivial to push around as well. I remember, immediately upon being presented with the notion... I was like, "Wow, they have no idea who they are fucking with at all, huh?" -ed{Talk to your audience, NOT yourself}
I mean, yeah, I warned them... yep, you got it: totes ignored me. Predictable results. Like shit, I'll fuck with you, that's Life, and we both came from mean towns. But, there's like, a limit. There's a line. And... was there anyone they thought they weren't better than? Well, no, that's what being fuckin' hella spun is all about, and it's why it's a good idea to not let that happen. -ed{Ibid}
They didn't even -measure.- Hello? McFly? Any idea how much is zipping through your stream? Wow. Now that's quite the appetite. What's the plan for addressing that? Oh, I see. Oh, and now you're back--from outer space. With that sad, so sad look upon your face. Oh, you want me to find you something?
Yeah. Riiiiight. I bet you do. Tell you what: I'll see what I can do, while I casually reap the benefits that Infinite Mode can provide during times of relative energetic weakness. You remember Infinite Mode, right? It was that thing you laughed at me for being crazy about, or something.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm still confused about an number of key points. Like, what could you have -ever- thought legit about them? Because they... oh, I get it now. Wow. Ouch. OUCHWOW.
Remind me not to fuck with you. Period. Thank God I'm a trained exopolitical diplomat, that's all I will say. Cold as ice. Holy shit.
kudos.
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Your overuse of "I" & "me" is quite Obama-esque!
Twenty-one self-references in one post, Kudos.
I notice you only use the word "you" fourteen times, I did not count the occurrences of "they" or "we/us": The former is acceptable but the latter is self-negating on the "I/me/you" score-card.
Since the world is about exactly WHAT value you bring to it, other than a sandy and wet vagina, would you care to elucidate exactly what the world (or us/we) "owe" you above absolutely nothing?
https://youtu.be/BfhlwlTnKvk
TIA, Carrie Anne?
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Actually, I like the sound of “Imperator Adjutant Prime.” Someone, get the Royal Name Tag Makers on that. Chop chop. Make the font something fancy too. Something with some zazz.
I’ll allow it.
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I never said you specifically.
But you kinda single yourself out by screaming COMMUNIST in every passer-by's face.
FAGGOT
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Actually, I like the sound of “Imperator Adjutant Prime.” Someone, get the Royal Name Tag Makers on that. Chop chop. Make the font something fancy too. Something with some zazz.
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I’ve had my share of laziness and inactivity and I really don’t mind saving the world for you while you do drugs in your apartment.
Saving the world? Jesus, are you delusional.
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FAGGOT
Yeah, he used to shout that instead, back in the day.
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I’ll allow it.
I will not allow you to allow anything.
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Saving the world? Jesus, are you delusional.
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P.S. It’s not nice to call Jesus delusional.
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Yeah, he used to shout that instead, back in the day.
Having a jelly party with pate? The good doctor really should’ve prescribed you a sense of humor back at Bellgab. So sad. :'(
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(https://rukminim1.flixcart.com/image/416/416/poster/y/4/4/athah-why-so-serious-joker-poster-athedabsku0172-medium-original-imae7chyjfhpvr22.jpeg?q=70)
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I will not allow you to allow anything.
Too late. 🤷🏻♂️
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Having a jelly party with pate?
For all I know he was calling me the faggot.
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For all I know he was calling me the faggot.
I believe it was fuly explained several times that his use of “that word” was a joke and not a homosexual slur, though, lord knows, they often deserve to have slurs thrown at them. ;)
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Anthony:
(https://yt3.ggpht.com/Df-B7Y9LDSrGGmT4tPOcu0RnQitZYfrugWVf0bMSOcJIJr0A21iq2Jsl7jICRCRl87fygXBYVTHZfRg=s1080-nd-v1)
:D
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https://youtu.be/E8RkXtnLdRY
Courtesy of Dari Dee and Azzarae on the mic. Enjoy.
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https://youtu.be/SKsdr3sMtjk
From 0:14-0:30 has me DYINGGGGG. Who is he talking to on the other end of the phone??
“2-97 BLUE, 2-97 BLUE, HUT HUT HUT HUT…..you put some shoulder pads your gonna win the Super Bowl bud!”
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🔥🔥🔥✊✊✊
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOOJOG7pOHg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOOJOG7pOHg
Her job ? Dean of students at a high school. I shit you not
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Her job ? Dean of students at a high school. I shit you not
Sad but not surprising these days. Help us, Jesus! :o
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I will not allow you to allow anything.
Can he aloud?
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I believe it was fuly explained several times that his use of “that word” was a joke and not a homosexual slur, though, lord knows, they often deserve to have slurs thrown at them. ;)
(https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/a-faggot-of-wood-sticks-picture-id1151805602?k=20&m=1151805602&s=612x612&w=0&h=CWN6iIoKDam6nzcOprmQ1gdMPiAyYuNYRSELgI9JImI=)
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(https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/a-faggot-of-wood-sticks-picture-id1151805602?k=20&m=1151805602&s=612x612&w=0&h=CWN6iIoKDam6nzcOprmQ1gdMPiAyYuNYRSELgI9JImI=)
Ready for Hillary
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Faggots. ::)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vWyItg1eAMs/UuKZQD7-MAI/AAAAAAAAA5U/Iczswcr-Z10/s1600/quotes-communism.jpg)
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COUNTDOWN
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I just want to give this guy a big hug and shake his hand! This guy is my hero and I am beyond honored that we are peers and basically the same age. Btw, Kipchoge won the Tokyo Marathon the other day in 2:02:40! I hope he is on the bridge deck of the Verrazano-Narrows Bridge with all 50,000+ of us on November 6th! His birthday is the day before on November 5th so what a birthday gift it will be to maybe win the 2022 TCS NYC Marathon! He’ll be 38 on race day! Amazing! Go get it Eliud! #nohumanislimited #nnrunningteam
https://youtu.be/l2p22mstDMw
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Going live in 5 minutes if you’re bored.
https://youtu.be/lqZb58Kwjj8
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https://www.outsideonline.com/health/running/culture-running/people/eliud-kipchoge-tokyo-marathon-2022/
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Stop Signal
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Stop Signal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Szo9Hqrd7s
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There isn't any raspberry sherbet here.
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Chicxulub Impactor
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Chicxulub Impactor
By the way, your friend never reached out. I consider the matter closed now. Although I do wonder why you brought it up at all. Right out of the gate, I am ruling out this possibility: "It was a helpful clue left in a spirit of camaraderie." Nope, definitely not that. Bored now.
END OF LION.
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https://youtu.be/bGZ8Bb6t6cQ
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Imagine a Nikocado Avacado video being played in a court room LMAO!
https://twitter.com/RespectElves/status/1504812534112481282
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(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/47250446.jpg)
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Parallel Park a car in Miller’s living room? Let’s just fly and F-16 fighter jet thru his window!
https://youtu.be/IY8BHSPhv90
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https://youtu.be/5VtO5QZKo58
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https://youtu.be/5VtO5QZKo58
I’m sorry. Was that expensive piece? :D
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I’m sorry. Was that expensive piece? :D
This shit is so stupid and pointless. Who gives a fuck about a pipe withstanding the weight of cinder blocks? 🤷♂️
I love stoners. 🤣
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I've literally never seen anyone care how much weight a glass pipe can withstand. My feeling is that it was a gag setup from the beginning, just like every time you show up and suddenly make yourself available for communication with the plebs.
At least that I've seen. Speaking of what I've seen, are you going to throw down in shorthand, or in cuneiform?
Also I can tell already that you're not clear on what I am focusing on. The answer may surprise you.
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I love stoners. 🤣
Me too.
(https://cdn.britannica.com/15/116415-004-27A911EE/Carl-Sagan.jpg?w=400&h=300&c=crop)
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My feeling is that it was a gag setup from the beginning, just like every time you show up and suddenly make yourself available for communication with the plebs.
I have a flock to maintain.
At least that I've seen. Speaking of what I've seen, are you going to throw down in shorthand, or in cuneiform?
Also I can tell already that you're not clear on what I am focusing on. The answer may surprise you.
Look, dude. I could give a rats ass what you're thinking, or working on thinking to work on.
https://vocaroo.com/1bwX9pm33SLn
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I have a flock to maintain.
Look, dude. I could give a rats ass what you're thinking, or working on thinking to work on.
https://vocaroo.com/1bwX9pm33SLn
Oh it's you! You know, there may be something that you might not be aware of that I could probably inform you about that might change your perception of certain recent events.
Also I'd like to hear more about how you found it to be so unbelievable that I was in jail on Christmas, when I was, and simultaneously someone saw fit to take the opportunity to deny the world the opportunity to listen to whatever my stupid podcasts were on that third YouTube channel.
Who’s side area you on, anyway? I'm not sure how me dodging a 10 year prison term is the kind of thing that has put you in a bad mood. When you're done bemoaning the outcome of your best laid plans, you and I should probably have a long talk about Doom Wednesday. It was kind of pivotal, a lot like the time you suddenly showed up screaming and carrying on about I don't even know what and I still to this day don't even know what your damage was.
To say that this makes it difficult to emphasize with your position is the understatement of the day.
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Parallel Park a car in Miller’s living room? Let’s just fly and F-16 fighter jet thru his window!
https://youtu.be/IY8BHSPhv90
BASED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lkdqoLt44
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BASED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lkdqoLt44
And Alice can sic Luna on him a attack his Chicxulub Impactor unless he pays up with Coors Light! Pacific Coast Highway Robbery! Who knew about large B-Cup!
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I’m gay 😩 and I don't even know what and I still to this day don't even know what your damage was.
To say that this makes it difficult to emphasize with your position is the understatement of the day.
https://youtu.be/pgH9BxnfhMw
Would you please, for the love of God, just get to the chopper?!
https://youtu.be/Xs_OacEq2Sk
#Gay
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JACKSTAR 🌟 is firing his M-60 machine gun and calling in Air Support Danger Close. He is mauling the haters and fucking the lovers. What ever doesn’t sink your Lusitania, Sir.
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Did Richard Groyper, my baby, discharge his M4 Carbine fully automatic on an enemy insurgent’s face or genitalia region in Iraq?
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:o :o :o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m0pKtIUXOQ
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https://rumble.com/vy4r0v-the-no-lose-hilarity-of-men-in-womens-sports.html
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Stop Signal
https://youtu.be/NI_PF1m9xHM
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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I've literally never seen anyone care how much weight a glass pipe can withstand.
I literally saw a doppelherz triptych gang rape a crack pipe till it shattered an entire glass house. To the letter.
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My feeling is that it was a gag setup from the beginning...
As an ailing trio of theatre directors who have worked tirelessly on an increasingly elaborate stage production, your extreme commitment to realism has successfully blurred the lines between fiction and reality. Kudos.
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[Without prior warning] you show up and suddenly make yourself available for communication with the plebs.
I might have known. After all, one can't complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. And was it last week or the week before that Rabbit bumped into me and said 'Bother!'. The Social Round. Always something going on.
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...I've seen...I've seen, are you going to throw down in shorthand, or in cuneiform?
I'm an Optometrist. To save time, lets assume I'm never wrong.
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I can tell already that you're not clear on what I am focusing on. The answer may surprise you.
I don't mind you giving me advice I didn't ask for if you don't mind me completely ignoring it.
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You know, there may be something that you might not be aware of that I could probably inform you about that might change your perception of certain recent events.
A landscape of victims are being oppressed by a kratocratic plutarchy whose power is, in a double entendre with phallic and religious connotation, relative to the size of their steeple.
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directors who have worked tirelessly [...] Kudos.
Get back to me when they've worked moneyless-ly, sexless-ly, and attorneys-fees-less-ly. FIVE GODDAM YEARS GUAHGUHAGUHUAHUGHAUHGUHUGHAUG *polite cough*
The only thing that helps from a kudos is the K. Also five letters is nicey. Actually I don't wishy to appear too be washy, this is finey. Sparta is lovely this time of yeary.
A landscape of victims
Kerosene. *click*
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I'd like to hear more about how [somebody] found it to be so unbelievable that I was in jail on Christmas, when I was, and simultaneously someone saw fit to take the opportunity to deny the world the opportunity to listen to whatever my stupid podcasts were on that third YouTube channel.
And even as you play it down, the charisma bleeds through. Demagogue, hierophant: usher in a new metanarrative in place of the hitherto reigning ideal. Enough with the insecurity of your frame story. That self-punishing, lingering dejection.
The people have responded to your revolution with adoration and blandishment. Thus, though you are successful in my aims, you are soon disillusioned and have begun to despise the very adoring and sycophantic disciples. Realise, that no one is interested in being saved. And they are quite content to remain weak, imitative and oppressed. It's under this intolerable failure that one begins the final stage of his development.
Reborn under intense pressure, empty this cocoon of self-loathing, guilt and abuse that has left its birthmark. Having transcended your lesser nature, all you have left is your bitterness and disenchantment. You are in the process of shedding. Shedding your ability to feel empathy for anyone. And you are repurposed as confident, becoming the penultimate culture war iconoclast.
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Who’s side area you on, anyway?
That of The Disintegrator.
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I'm not sure how me dodging a 10 year prison term is the kind of thing that has put you in a bad mood.
What the people truly want is what you sought to dispose of.
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When you're done bemoaning the outcome of your best laid plans, you and I should probably have a long talk about Doom Wednesday. It was kind of pivotal, a lot like the time you suddenly showed up screaming and carrying on about I don't even know what and I still to this day don't even know what your damage was.
To say that this makes it difficult to emphasize with your position is the understatement of the day.
PROGNOSTICATION?
You go on to adopt - as your personal insignia - an epithet of the Most High.
Allow his scathing vitriol to spiral. Into nihilism, and misanthropy. Feel him rail against and destroy everything you once held dear.
Spent and disconsolate, intimate: Final Scorched Earth Campaign. Deliver your own deluge and condemnation. Contract, like the pupil of an eye into the size of a bullet hole. Destroy everyone - and everything - including the Self, and it's revolution. Pray your life was just a dream (the cut that never heals).
The world is in my hands. There's no one left to hear you scream. Abrogate everything into nothingness. Begin to understand that when all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.
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what you sought to dispose of
Nice poetry, Vogon-breath.
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Nice poetry, Vogon-breath.
Stop imagining the scent on my breath, faggot.
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Hai
https://youtu.be/yPhXDn5hgAw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUZZebdi5LE
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BASED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkEk_YIbU2k
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkEk_YIbU2k
Once a junkie—always a junkie.
Although, 5 minutes of me and Russell speaking with eye contact can probably fix it, right before we finally surrender to the burning, intensely concupiscent desire, finally openly hold hands in public, soft dissolve to a passionate embrace, and then we throw ourselves off of a freeway overpass.
TO GET HER. *slammer*
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Dude! You went maximum Richard Groyper!
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maximum Richard
Andy, it's just... that sounds so unlikely it's hard to believe what you're saying. Let us pray
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There's no one left to hear you scream. Abrogate everything into nothingness. Begin to understand that when all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.
CALGON, GO TAKE ME AWAY
The world is in my hands.
Until I see those ‘Ludes in my hands, Buster Brown, you ain't got shit.
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I have over there
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(http://)
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THE PAIN CAVE COMETH (24 HOURS TO GO)
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https://youtu.be/Os4s7kYthuA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58o7-87fbV8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58o7-87fbV8
Has SNL ever been this funny in recent memory?
Lorne, where are you?
https://youtu.be/4gXQAt8VBbs
Canadian comedy 50 years ago
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1) I’d rather not exist.
2) Never been depressed.
Though I bet many feel similiarly about you regarding statement 1, statement 2 contradicts statement 1. Obviously, you are depressed.
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Will Smith goes full nigger at the Oscars:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtCpWViwU1Y
Probably more entertaining than the movie he won best actor for. Will Smith...best actor...LOL! ;D
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Will Smith goes full nigger
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-eU2LhBldXhE/XmWLwsiZpGI/AAAAAAAALxA/hhSAfubf4T034PhjqxDjIuVL7C0EQzZFQCLcBGAsYHQ/s1600/7e48e1e4049001b05e2a2611e829af64.jpg)
Will Smith...best actor...LOL! ;D
My hand to God: I didn't even know he was still making movies.
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Obviously, you are depressed.
Incessantly consuming a depressant will do that.
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Probably more entertaining
I watched it. I'm voting for Justified.
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;D
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;D
https://youtu.be/ipki8qSwC0w
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https://youtu.be/ipki8qSwC0w
So jelly! Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
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So jelly! Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
Abort abort abort situation abnormal
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For you. You will never understand the power of the speed side of the force until you finally lace up and head out the door and get lost in a whole other universe and say “fuck this world” for an hour or two or three or four or five..or twelve plus If you are running a 100 mile ultra marathon in Queens in Flushing Meadows-Corona Park - second to last stop on the 7 Train.
Tushy.
I could beat you in a race any day of the week, last place. ;D
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I have a long memory. I don't forgive and I don't forget.
Me too! I’m capable of forgiving but probably not in your case though. :D
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I as a sub-human being am a MAXIMUM FAILURE in life.
Hey! We finally agree on something. :D
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GOOD.
SHOW THESE ASSHOLES WHAT A REAL DISASTER IS.
#covid19 #nuke_this_shithole_world_and_start_over
Typical liberal nutjob from NYC.
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liberal nutjob
Marry me.
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Marry me.
Aren’t you involved with at least 3 other men? :D
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Aren’t you involved with at least 3 other men? :D
That's what the rice is for. Marry me. Make me honest. I'm dying over here.
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That's what the rice is for. Marry me. Make me honest. I'm dying over here.
Thanks but I have no desire to turn your triangle into a quadrangle. ;)
Say hi to Rubini for me. :-*
Also, is grapefruit Allison or someone else? I was trying to follow Azz’s addressing of this situation but found it a bit confusing keeping track of the cast of characters. I think he was reading DMs from you, which probably explains why.
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your triangle
Actual wat. Like Angkor but more agape.
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Actual wat. Like Angkor but more agape.
If you say so.
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If you say so.
by Maria DeSimone
Week of Monday, March 28: Get ready for some spice in your love life! On Friday, a New Moon lands in your true love sector. This lunation is in the passionate, pioneering sign of Aries, so it should allow you to pursue the object of your affection with wild abandon. You can finally gather the courage to make the first move on your secret crush. This is not the time to be shy in matters of the heart. No risk, no reward! Or, if you're already in a relationship, you and your lover may enjoy a lot more intimate time together. It's even possible that the two of you will decide to have a baby!
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by Maria DeSimone
Week of Monday, March 28: Get ready for some spice in your love life! On Friday, a New Moon lands in your true love sector. This lunation is in the passionate, pioneering sign of Aries, so it should allow you to pursue the object of your affection with wild abandon. You can finally gather the courage to make the first move on your secret crush. This is not the time to be shy in matters of the heart. No risk, no reward! Or, if you're already in a relationship, you and your lover may enjoy a lot more intimate time together. It's even possible that the two of you will decide to have a baby!
Hmm...🤔
You know what? I’ll do it! :)
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Hmm...🤔
You know what?
Not real well, no.
I’ll do it! :)
Sure, Jan.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v0mnVoaGj8
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Will Smith goes full nigger at the Oscars:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtCpWViwU1Y
Probably more entertaining than the movie he won best actor for. Will Smith...best actor...LOL! ;D
If he had only thought to slap a white man his career in Hollywood would be set for the rest of his life...but he slapped a black man...in Hollywood! His career is over now. ;D
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7bu5aKCxjQ
Wow! I hadn’t seen his acceptance speech until now. Can you say complete mental breakdown? Maybe you’re overwhelmed because you can’t handle it? ::)
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FUNS HIT
https://youtu.be/UkE_szxAWyg
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His career is over now. ;D
Now you're replying to your own posts. It's curtains for you.
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Now you're replying to your own posts. It's curtains for you.
It’s a continuation of what I was discussing. ::)
Based on the tone of Azz’s discussion of your antics I’d be more worried if I were you. :D
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYPBg6w8KJc
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It’s a continuation of what I was discussing. ::)
That's what I always say! Welcome to the next level.
Based on the tone of Azz’s discussion of your antics I’d be more worried if I were you. :D
S/He/IT's got a job to do. Every man has a Master. Azzerae is really no different.
I do not make it easy for him.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD11s_wyjUY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v2SRyCj3xU
Cheating wife + gay son + undeserved Oscar = complete mental breakdown
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9SgCuJ_P5E
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Crashing right thru Miller’s door - BOOM!
https://youtu.be/CPozVSHJDlg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9SgCuJ_P5E
Chris Rock clearly leaned in because he knew that slap was coming. This shit was staged to get ppl talking about the Oscars because no one cares anymore. (((They))) needed the publicity so the hollywood jews cooked up this shit and the goys fell for it like the always do. And it distracted the goyim away from looking at the stupid shit Joe Biden keeps saying.
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Chris Rock clearly leaned in because he knew that slap was coming. This shit was staged to get ppl talking about the Oscars because no one cares anymore. (((They))) needed the publicity so the hollywood jews cooked up this shit and the goys fell for it like the always do. And it distracted the goyim away from looking at the stupid shit Joe Biden keeps saying.
Yeah, probably. I mean, they’re actors, right? However, as astute observes have stated, the culture war tends to lead the political one. So, even if staged it’s still important to be aware of what Hollywood is trying to sell the public. ;)
P.S. It’s possible to pay attention to both.
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14 year old nigger accidentally shoots her 11 year old cousin in the head during a black people moment then shoots herself so she wont get in trouble
https://twitter.com/NickyyNiicolee/status/1508244309417639939
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14 year old nigger accidentally shoots her 11 year old cousin in the head during a black people moment
https://twitter.com/NickyyNiicolee/status/1508244309417639939
Rather than focus on the real problem most tweeters seem to blame the person who posted the vid. Obviously, there were a bunch of adults in that house or apartment. You see them all try to rush in after the incident. Who lets their kids play with their guns?! These people did. ::)
There’s a basic retardation problem in the world these days.
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Replace the monolith with a GLAWK FOTAY and you have our [current situation]
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PastDismalKookaburra-size_restricted.gif)
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Replace the monolith with a GLAWK FOTAY and you have our current situation
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PastDismalKookaburra-size_restricted.gif)
Yep, great analogy.
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;D
LOL!!!! That is hilarious!!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVbEaGZihiI
& Instantly Regrets It
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVbEaGZihiI
& Instantly Regrets It
>when a nigga scuffs yo wakaware
BLAP BLAP BIOTCH!
https://streamable.com/3l3f3c
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https://youtu.be/yHR52Y443xw
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Hi Everyone!
I could use some help. I logged on today happy to see there were 2 pages of unread posts. I grabbed an apple, forgot my water and I put the apple on my keyboard while I grabbed the water. When I got back I found that I put the apple down in such a way that all of the posts had been marked as "read'. DAMMIT!
Anyway, repost everything you posted in the last 24 hours, please and thank you.
;D ;D ;D ;D
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbFnfmTB_-I
Mmmm! Memelicious.
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Hi Everyone!
I could use some help. I logged on today happy to see there were 2 pages of unread posts. I grabbed an apple, forgot my water and I put the apple on my keyboard while I grabbed the water. When I got back I found that I put the apple down in such a way that all of the posts had been marked as "read'. DAMMIT!
Anyway, repost everything you posted in the last 24 hours, please and thank you.
;D ;D ;D ;D
I hate when that happens.
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Mmmm! Memelicious.
“Bastard Lasagna.” Imagine the savings in licencing alone.
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“Bastard Lasagna.” Imagine the savings in licencing alone.
Jack, I don’t understand how you lost your house. Also, I thought she had her own place. Why is she living in your house? We’re you two cohabitating long enough to be considered common law? Will you ever get it back?
Inquiring minds wanna know. ;)
P.S. I also noticed in a recent video you did with Dari that you said, “People seem to like videos.”
I accept your fealty.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeBwmopf74M
He finally got around to apologizing to Chris Rock but the narcissism is still off the charts. ::)
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but the narcissism is still off the charts. ::)
Rome wasn't gaslit in a day.
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(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQYYIYywvgJFb6kNXVTSCvW1nXlMfHswojk4g&usqp=CAU)
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Savage. Seriously; that's cold. Kuduz.
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Savage. Seriously; that's cold. Kuduz.
I didn’t create it.
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(https://ruinmyweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/21-of-the-funniest-memes-about-will-smith-smacking-chris-rock-at-the-oscars-4.jpg)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvkjpooEV7Q
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(https://ruinmyweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/21-of-the-funniest-memes-about-will-smith-smacking-chris-rock-at-the-oscars-4.jpg)
Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha HAHAHAHAHA
I didn’t create it.
You had me at slapping the smile off my bitchy little mouth.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zAkZOt4hds
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FAKE!!!
I bet you're not even green.
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I bet you're not even green.
Whatever that means? 🤷🏻♂️
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Whatever that means? 🤷🏻♂️
I like your can-do, can't-explain attitude. This is dark horse material. I'm a fan
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I like your can-do, can't-explain attitude. This is dark horse material. I'm a fan
Again, no idea what you’re on about. This absurdist thing you do with Jack just for the sake of absurdity is, frankly, tiresome. Not that I’m not a fan of absurdity but when it’s taken to this extreme it just seems more like belonging to an exclusive cult than anything else to me. Thanks for being a fan though.
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(http://)
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Hi Everyone!
I could use some help.
We've noticed. But since your last shrink set herself on fire in Chuck E Cheese you have had difficulty recruiting a replacement. I think you might need to look further afield to find someone willing to wade through that swimming pool of slurry you call your subconscious.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwck5xVPIb4
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since your last shrink set herself on fire in Chuck E Cheese you have had difficulty recruiting a replacement
(https://external-preview.redd.it/CGJhsegLJTVmubjPxT_vyELV0D-8Z0-B-ns9oCZAteE.jpg?auto=webp&s=e1a55b6eefdf197143f2b00ad0121d20f693dc43)
look further afield to find someone willing to wade through that swimming pool of slurry you call your subconscious.
Whoa. Tough crowd. This is about Twitter, right? Oof da.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwck5xVPIb4
https://youtu.be/WDPCKBFOK8I
I like the way these guys are saying what they're saying even though I may or may not agree with it. Imuifu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCmkvVznXHQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ-Bh0yfc-I
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKWU2HCPulo
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Chris Rock clearly leaned in because he knew that slap was coming. This shit was staged to get ppl talking about the Oscars because no one cares anymore. (((They))) needed the publicity so the hollywood jews cooked up this shit and the goys fell for it like the always do. And it distracted the goyim away from looking at the stupid shit Joe Biden keeps saying.
(https://i.postimg.cc/fRysrpfw/She-s-right.png) (https://postimages.org/)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwck5xVPIb4
Will and Chris must be in the running to host next year's Oscars.
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Will and Chris must be in the running to host next year's Oscars.
Isn’t that the best one? The title is accurate. It’s really like if Kubrick made a meme vid. ;D
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQk-JFmAfB0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSVIHPrfRv4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSVIHPrfRv4
I would like to see Will Smith slap Sam Hyde LULZ
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.f8Z6UazZ63kDNzGVxt62sgHaEK?pid=ImgDet&rs=1)
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I would like to see Will Smith slap Sam Hyde LULZ
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.f8Z6UazZ63kDNzGVxt62sgHaEK?pid=ImgDet&rs=1)
Me too. In fact, most of Hollywood and the woke left should try that. ;)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr8Ccg_J0dU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSZQV5wNF2A
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short attention theater
My life span has been (blanked) since I started to actually watch the videos you post. I remain unconvinced of the overall benefit but nevertheless I am cured of a great deal of the suffering of relentless slow-death-of-forum-tedium. Gratias.
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My life span has been (blanked) since I started to actually watch the videos you post. I remain unconvinced of the overall benefit but nevertheless I am cured of a great deal of the suffering of relentless slow-death-of-forum-tedium. Gratias.
That runs counter to what you were saying to Dari recently.
P.S. You are the expert on tedium.
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Toilet Plunger Salesman
(http://)
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P.S. You are the expert on tedium.
I had to be: You're the qualified expert on everything else.
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That runs counter to what you were saying to Dari recently.
What are you, my archivist now? Look—go pick up that box of pencils. It just fell.
Wait for it.
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I had to be: You're the qualified expert on everything else.
Relax. I already accepted your fealty. ::)
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Relax. I already accepted your fealty. ::)
Hypervigilance. I'd make up a ‘dorbs little emoticon for that, but I'm totesbusy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD_hI58xJiI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ7PWV2Am-A
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKqdHp1rRLM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyPUV68-F0s
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uenx6t0MJVU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sMp1rFNx-Q
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https://youtu.be/zjAtaUo4b0w
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2AfrvJu9DU
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By continuing to talk about The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air you are doing exactly what the jews wanted you to do
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.o3bGmGxai8tviXG1IXGDfQAAAA?pid=ImgDet&rs=1)
(https://i.postimg.cc/V69326Gf/tool-of-the-jew.jpg)
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By continuing to talk about The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air you are doing exactly what the jews wanted you to do
I am doing my part to combat in this war for mindshare by fiercely chatting up every random thot that any of my three (3) cell phones that I have at hand can bring me.
I can see why they confiscated the others. I won't do for ten million bucks what Smith will do for a dollar. Pffft. Fuck him.
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By continuing to talk about The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air you are doing exactly what the jews wanted you to do
What?! No I’m not. You’re crazy.
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What?! No I’m not. You’re crazy.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/EnchantedIckyBug-size_restricted.gif)
I was listening to a classic rock FM station in my Yota today. The DJ claimed he always watched the Oscars because they were filmed live and crazy things could happen but never do. But this year he didn't watch and the slap happened and how much he wish he would have watched it. So to make up for it he is going to watch the Grammy's because something crazy might happen again.
And all i can think of is...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRAV7h522Ps
OY VEY!
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.91957267df4716b1c63fb7f9002e7869?rik=%2bPeqpokq1f0JiA&riu=http%3a%2f%2fwww.trueorthodox.com%2fpictures%2ftvman2.jpg&ehk=TlEwrcH4ejUBaDoFL5pHweNIma96L2p46FYQDTh7Gk0%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0)
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And all i can think of is... [...] OY VEY!
That's it, huh? Put on side two of Led Zeppelin IV and neck yourself in the morning.
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Keep the peasants fighting each other, breads, circuses rinse repeat
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That's it, huh? Put on side two of Led Zeppelin IV and neck yourself in the morning.
Nemophila is the superior cover band desu~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAjfoDqDg2s
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I'm considering how many micrograms of lsd-25 it would take for me to fetishize this. I'm thinking 555, but that's probably just my selection bias showing.
In any event I'm down. I've decided I'm thinking I'm going to have to take a class in how to disarm chicks. I really wasn't very good at it. I mean, it had to be done, so 10 out of 10 for timing, yeah? Nevertheless it could have been done better, and now I've decided I have to keep an eye out to make sure I'm not inadvertently creating situations that stress a requirement where I'll have to disarm a damsel.
Uncertain if I should join all the Facebook groups that have the word “knife,” “blade,” or “CHYNA” in the title or not—ALTHOUGH I'M PRETTY DECIDED IN THE LAST ONE, BECAUSE I FIGURE THAT'S A GREAT WAY TO LOOK FOR CROSS BRANDING OPPORTUNITIES OOPS SORRY CAPS
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https://youtu.be/H6wl-EyhXl0
Better than Depeche Mode? Not for me to say.
https://youtu.be/aGSKrC7dGcY
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Better than Depeche Mode? Not for me to say.
Is this something precious and holy you've kept folded in your (blank) for all these years? Thanks for sharing, by putting it into words. By writing it down.
p.s.: I carry the Crown of Awe folded in my wallet. Honestly: destiny working out pretty well.
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Is this something precious and holy you've kept folded in your (blank) for all these years? Thanks for sharing, by putting it into words. By writing it down.
If you must know, this completely arbitrary whatever found its way through the algorithm and reminded me vaguely of Depeche Mode which happens to be Miller's most favorite band and as he had such a grandly self-indulgent performance on Anthony's superlative broadcast the other night, I idiotically thought the contrast might be of some interest or controversy, so I posted it. My mistake.
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My mistake.
Well don't beat yourself up over it for 12 hours or anything.
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Well don't beat yourself up over it for 12 hours or anything.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4_IxFDawPlo
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For me it's Miller-as-The-Cure's Lovesong(Casio keyboard remix) Very Hinckley-esque
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-WUdVQMkLs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHdEYUCnDYw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIPVjCiX1uk
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I don't think I've ever seen somebody put fake meat in their shopping cart. Every week theres a pile of it. Do they throw it out?(I'm assuming it expires) Are the soylent green sausages filling up the landfills?
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I don't think I've ever seen somebody put fake meat in their shopping cart.
You have probably seen it more times than you are aware of.
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You have probably seen it more times than you are aware of.
I’ve never seen it either. In fact, I would probably have to travel back in time to see it. Let that sink in.
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I would probably have to travel back in time to see it. Let that sink in.
Homeless, hip ‘n’ edgy New Age goth kids are really enjoying that “meat.” On your dime. Let that sink in.
Nothing is ever wasted in God's World. Including homeless, hip ‘n' edgy New Age golf kids. That reminds me: there's a bowling alley down in Downtown Rivertown, let's go check it out!
You can wear the kilt. I'll wear the (blank). Mix it up a little. Make it saucy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-rDvhfgfQ4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN2bOEu54Qw
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Ricky Gervais Absolutely Killing It
Savage.
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For me it's Miller-as-The-Cure's Lovesong(Casio keyboard remix) Very Hinckley-esque
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-WUdVQMkLs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIPVjCiX1uk
I masturbated to both of these amazing vidz. Ergo, I am winning, so do not pass go and do not collect your two hundre- *Slam* 💉
https://vocaroo.com/1gcZ1rYwjJI0
https://youtu.be/e3HCbZOIWY8
Just Do It, 💫 (💉)
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Just Do It, 💫 (💉)
I'm saving myself for marriage.
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I'm saving myself for marriage.
This helps things you want to save stay fresh!
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I'm saving myself for marriage.
🌈What a Fag🌈
I pass gas, and you think of anal? Pfft... 🙄
https://youtu.be/xGyKBFCd_u4
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stay fresh!
Shut your whorish mouth.
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you think of anal?
Negative, Ghost Rider. What a psyche you carry. Something else they don't need a permit for down there, Shirley.
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I masturbated to both of these amazing vidz. Ergo, I am winning,
I cut myself shaving today, so if you can keep on winning for about 3 or 4 more days, that would be great, that would keep the balance of power maintained.
At least on the surface, Punyling. I don't speak for The Underworld. Not today. I'm on vacay.
So have you actually {past_participle:PROFANE} my grill yet, or are you just using it for skeet practice? Inquiring minds.
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Shut your whorish mouth.
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You specified staying ‘fresh.’ It would have been rude not to kick down and deliver.
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https://youtu.be/oDDwAeE2Qtw
The basic nightmare: thin, pretty, big tits, & high-pitched screeching totesbanshee triggervoice. Plus (+) one (1), Nostalgic and/or ricotta.
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You specified staying fresh. It would have been rude not to kick down and deliver.
No time to backpedal, dude.
Oh, wait. Your like the comic that's famous for insulting the crowd, right? Get some coherent material first, man.
#It’sALastDitchEffortTrap
https://youtu.be/tSvdbCDZ5UY
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#It’sALastDitchEffortTrap
Kato! What is best in life?
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Kato! What is best in life?
Is this my cue to virtue signal, you egomaniacal wanker.
-Get a(h) Life-
Bored now. 🌚
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https://youtu.be/F2zTd_YwTvo
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I was gonna watch that for New Years. >. .<
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Is this my cue to virtue signal
(https://media.npr.org/programs/atc/features/2008/aug/charlotte/wilbur_410-90ae2b0f8d0f89d110c6992b53b1c4ab42827204-s1100-c50.jpg)
, you egomaniacal wanker.
-Get a(h) Life-
Bored now. 🌚
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No time to backpedal
https://youtu.be/zzYBge4193M
I don't need pedals. Maybe flower petals. I am a pansy.
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You specified staying ‘fresh.’ It would have been rude not to kick down and deliver.
OH of course. Well that is quite funny, not rude.
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Well that is quite funny, not rude.
This one shows promise. Reschedule the clitorectomy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZEWZDiUju8
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Andy Dick beaten to a bloody pulp in Las Vegas! (https://presscalifornia.com/2022/04/06/andy-dick-beaten-to-a-pulp-in-las-vegas/)
How many times has this happened now? Didn't Jon Lovitz beat him to a pulp once?
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Andy Dick beaten to a bloody pulp in Las Vegas! (https://presscalifornia.com/2022/04/06/andy-dick-beaten-to-a-pulp-in-las-vegas/)
Can I have his dope?
How many times has this happened now? Didn't Jon Lovitz beat him to a pulp once?
Literally my first thought was, "Again?" And then I thought, I bet he has a hell of a stash that's just going to waste. See above
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https://youtu.be/2-UiadUOrfk
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what is its function (other than to collect dust)?
(https://i.postimg.cc/FF2L7Vrk/swimsuit8.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
(https://i.postimg.cc/8CPFqyH9/Macrame.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
(https://i.postimg.cc/T3Q1qV69/Hula.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
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https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2022/04/08/chicago-bar-patron-arrested-throwing-glass-jewish-bartender-yelled-she-hates-jews/
(https://i.postimg.cc/K8r6DFm4/holocaust-deaths-red-cross.jpg)
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Today I petted a two month old piglet, played tug-o-war with a giant pitbull and got a kiss on the cheek from a big furry alpaca.
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https://youtu.be/GGiNOzk0aNg
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where did all the white underwear go?
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...Hard pass...
https://youtu.be/SANOaHmE-G8
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IMAGE: attempt through use of diminutive rape fantasy caricature to desperately cope
Present it. Whose kid are you anyway? Tell your mother I'm sorry that I'm about to thoroughly embarrass & humiliate you – quite by accident, too.
You'll get over it.
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« on: Today at 11:22:11 PM »
You'll get over it.
I got to be me.
Who else can I be,
But who I am?
DVRRAMMW
AILHFI,FEE,FU,RUM.
BY THE WAY, YOU SHOULD MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS MORE. SIGNED THE REAL KEYSER SOZE
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« Last post by Jackstar on Today at 11:27:00 PM »SIGNED THE REAL KEYSER SOZE
Who was that masked man? He doesn't act like the usual kind of homeless junkie, and he doesn't dress like one too.
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(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=130.0;attach=766;image)
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(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=130.0;attach=766;image)
What is this actually supposed to do?
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Have you read Battlefield: Earth?
No, but Beelzebub's Tales To His Grandson (https://www.holybooks.com/wp-content/uploads/Beelzebubs-Tales-to-His-Grandson-by-G-I-Gurdjieff.pdf) held my interest.
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From the readings I'm getting here on this instrument panel, boo-bippity-boop-boop dip-dip-ploytz, the long story short on the TL;DR here looks to legit be “somebody” was trying to cross a phoenix with a dragon in a test tube and it just didn't work out. Shocking, really, who could have not seen that coming? Yeah, bugwomen on broomsticks carrying concealed bricks and bats would be my first guess too. (Oni Involvement has been detected & neutralized. Thanks to Triad Team Hammer. oxox, someone let me out of this China shop, where's the door, I don't have thumbs, I can't read, I'm Bully Helen Keller, stop, you're killing me, oh my God my hernia, where's my painkillers, I need a chiropractor that does acupuncture, stat, hurry up, get out of the house, I need to have a reason to be alone, any remotely plausible reason, for the love of God, for at least an hour and a half, I need to clean up, this place is a mess, hurry up, leave the cat & the baby, just get out, I just want ewe to get ohhhhhhhh, you, T.) Somebody check the license plates. Thanks Colombo, catch you later at the squash match, and did anybody ask you to stop by and check all the bumper stickers too? No? Then I guess you shouldn't have done that and blew the deal early then? huh. What's the name of your new show, pool boy? The Colombo Amateur Cuck Hour? That's going to sell biscuits in f****** Arkansas. For sure. For you. Free eel. Free Earl 4 Lyfe. FREE PEARL. Look, I'm not saying it was Chimera, but there is some other DNA in the sample we've got, looks like about a third of it, and it—shut up, Chomputer, I'll objectify you if I want, get back in your hole with your abacus, slam—says here that it's “Chlassified.” Chute. It's even in ALLCHAPS with parentheses and CHOVID & C.H.U.D. & (PROTEV TED CHER) & everything. It doesn't even begin to look like a mindslave memevirus.
Luckily, fortunately, and no doubt blessedly, or at least ordained on paper, none of all y'all are going to have to be flagrantly inflating your own personal areas of concern, because Jackstar Michaelsune may be many things, and he can objectify himself and say, “God-damn!” and slam doors as much as he God blessed damned well pleases, nigga please, there's good f****** rights being Special Needs Class, trust me I know what I'm doing just as least as well as Keith Jagger and Mick Richards do, but Michaelson is not a jack slave, nor am I a Mindslave. And for all these reasons and more, I will destroy the subcreature that I have destroyed for you... ONCE MORE, WITH FEELING.
NOW, CAN WE QUIT F****** AROUND AND PLAY CHESS? My arms are no longer tired, now we're moving up to shoulders.
We're approaching the outskirts of the borders of... Shrug Territory. (I'll be the first to admit, not my favorite territory if a girl simply has to be shooting while straddling my shoulders—but I can cope skillfully.) Now, admit it, just to yourselves, how many of you fell for the arms-means-IV-drug-use+pacifist+guerillabuse meme, when I was actually DIRECTLY AND CONSCIOUSLY REFERRING TO ... Atlas Shrugged? Are-ee-ayy-dee-ayy-bee-ohh-ohh-kay CHEERANIUM!!¡!!
LMAOIO. TIEII? SIT.
F****** Punylings—WORTH IT. CHECKMATE, LODGE SISTREN. CARE TO TRY FOR PURCHASING A TICKET TO RIDE A SIXTH HELICARRIER? BECAUSE WE CAN GO FOR AN ELEVENTY-ELEVENTH HELICARRIER IF YOU WANT, I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY, I CAN DO THIS ALL SUMMER, I CAN DO THIS ALL DECADE, I'VE BEEN DOING THIS LITERALLY MY ENTIRE ADULT LIFE FOUR DECADES IN SERVICE TO JESUS CHRIST.
DON'T THINK I CAN'T DO IT JUST BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A SCRIPT. *click*
Now, back to the “Dragon/Phoenix Poltergeist Genome Project” crew. You Old Farts are benched. You get me? I'm talking Jesus plus moneylender type shit. Speaking of which, Baby needs a new microphone.
Never put Baby’s mic in the corner. It's unprofessional.
Now, fortunately, what They got back didn't live long, again and again and again, but unfortunately, none of those scientists caught in an infinitely aggressive regression resurrection loop brought enough marshmallows to cover the the check One has to write to cover the s'mores one has to prepare for an infinitely regressive series of catastrophic meltdowns caused by a phoenix that feels like infinitely setting itself on fire from within every time it hears a train whistle blow.
(Close, but no cigar.)
That's why the US government has given me myself Jackstar the story of dreams liberator or the freedom, they've given me a contract with the black budget to start working on the recipe for LSD 55555 apparently they stopped early, because you know how government contractors are they'll knock off early for lunch and never come back once they got the check.
I'm not like that. Trust me. You can count on me. It's already in my spine. This won't take long to synthesize at all, and then we can all get back to business. (And, no more rape jokes. Focus, Flunkies. Rape is serious business. End of line trafficking, Kids. Go back to cleaning plates for K P.
I run a pretty brutal Boy Scout summer camp.)
But, don't worry: I put in a request down to Engineering, and they're going to resurrect Nixon so you'll have somebody to kick around again, after he undoes that f****** he did with his f****** mightier pen. I hear he likes it, and I guess he's a volunteer. (Volunteering is now mandatory.)
My love for you all is boundless and overflowing, just like my testicles. The Hand of The Divine is in all things... except that, I guess that would be blasphemy or something. Whatever.
Semper rawr.
Rawr!
(https://i.imgur.com/Pivvl9o.jpg)
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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Rawr!
Mom says hi, thanks for remembering.
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All smiles on this Easter Sunday! 😀🧐
(http://)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohyAgLTreSc
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Good Luck to everyone for tomorrow competing in the 126th running of the B.A.A. Boston Marathon!
https://youtu.be/O_i9t7h8AgY
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Good Luck to everyone for tomorrow
https://twitter.com/SiriusBShaman/status/1515704912260313089
Fingers fucking crossed.
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Good Luck to everyone for tomorrow competing in the 126th running of the B.A.A. Boston Marathon!
How many of them do you think are gaytards, like you?
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https://youtu.be/SANOaHmE-G8
Great 👍SCOTT!!!!
Guess what 🐸
Cooper! O'Neil ! ONiel! Oh NEAL! KNEEL!
Where's her EX-Spence AcCount!?
#AuntieMary
#Colin
#Colon
#Chuck
#Mark
#GabrielleHotChocolate
#Deanna's[/b]FEETS#Cimmmmmmmmm
#SarahShowMeYaTitsAGAIN
OH COMMANDER..MASTURBATE ME LIKE THIS Daddy!
Why are the kids participating in THIS
You GYPSY Eastern Block Q-Tards are CREEPY and disgusting... I mean YOUR MOM IS! A REAL WHORE CHARLIE! 💯👏
DEAL WITH IT all ya lurking "fam" and STEP DADDY'S! /quote]
How? (Grabs the ✡ hand and ...
THEN....puts it over ON HER CENSORED
*Click*
#Deanna'sFeet in 2002 in [CENSORED] Texas parking lot.
Rubini was 30
Deanna was HUNGRY for #CIMMMMMMMM....
#DFW
#ASKher
#IjooFroggedHerGOODdudes!
;)
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Great 👍SCOTT!!!!
Dear gridley,
F*** them.
Signed, admiral
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Rubini was 30
Imagine the gravitas.
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YOUR MOM IS! A REAL WHORE CHARLIE!
I hear this is testing well in focus groups.
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I hear this is testing well in focus groups.
BIG TIME!
Quote from: Roswells, Art on May 19, 2021, 12:39:01 AM
Uuuummmm...I think Director Kenny Ortega might be a troll. Maybe we have finally discovered Six Week Tenure's real name...or Open Lines Gary's.
See? This is why this thread is a great thing. I would never have considered a Squier - Sendaverese connection.
BTW - I'll assume that you have not keeping up with developments in the Sendaverse. There was some tragic news - Senda lost all his upper teeth in an unfortunate iPad incident. The Swiss Army Incisor is no more. Very sad. Other than that things, are pretty much as they were - high interest advances on his stimulus, plans to rent a U-Haul to take his dirty laundry to the laundromat, etc. Same old, same old.
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 19, 2021, 02:05:23 AM
See? This is why this thread is a great thing. I would never have considered a Squier - Sendaverese connection.
BTW - I'll assume that you have not keeping up with developments in the Sendaverse. There was some tragic news - Senda lost all his upper teeth in an unfortunate iPad incident. The Swiss Army Incisor is no more.
How?! I'm guessing it had something to do with his ipad, 3d glasses, and gay porn.
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 19, 2021, 02:05:23 AM
Other than that things, are pretty much as they were - high interest advances on his stimulus, plans to rent a U-Haul to take his dirty laundry to the laundromat, etc. Same old, same old.
Actually, I have been keeping up, I hate to admit. I can't look away. I see Bart, planning for the inevitable and trying to stay relevant, post videos of other Falkie-like beings, hoping it will keep the thread going after Falkie stops vlogging, but none of them have the X factor that Falkie has.
I should sub to his channel so I can catch the next live stream. I have some diet tips I am sure he would appreciate
#NAUTICALWHORE
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#NAUTICALWHORE
Actually, actual n*****, I saw this actual play on the first night I was here, two weeks before I even registered, you f****** numbnut c***.
Just f*** off. You're done, Shirley.
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BIG TIME!
Just sell another kidney, Welfarelord.
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Actually, actual n*****, I saw this actual play on the first night I was here, two weeks before I even registered, you f****** numbnut c***.
I already am.
Buy more supplies.
#Subs!
I think your FAMILY 👪 IS PROUD!
WAY 2 GO EVIL 😈 FAMILY!
I FUCKED YOUR FAMILY GOOD!
Your 👪 fucked with the wrong Jewbini.
A whole family of stupid criminals expose themselves on Easter to me!
HAHAHA!
https://youtu.be/eqYKvSRvu28
https://youtu.be/9QS0q3mGPGg
Three 17 of 17 isn't bad for a ✡ jew
Kudos,
CUCKzi
https://youtu.be/_o_5n5UE7ys
= KEYLOGGER 555
#JAIL
#PRISON
#Duress
#DUPERSDeeeeLite
#FuckYourFamily!
https://youtu.be/JsntlJZ9h1U
https://youtu.be/__VQX2Xn7tI
#CIMMMMMMMM
Just f*** off. You're done, Shirley.
Yeah.. whadsa YOU know?
Who is gonna go to jail after court?
We've ONLY just BEGUN Ms. MATE!
YOU FAM IS DOBE! I AINT DA ONE!
PUT A FORK IN YOUR BACK!
#DRINKYA'CUM#AzzFagz
*Kilt*
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BIG TIME!
Quote from: Roswells, Art on May 19, 2021, 12:39:01 AM
I don't not miss her for no reasons.
Who is gonna go to jail after court?
If I were you, and if I were in the position that you appear to be in, I wouldn't use what limited imagination that is clearly left available to me in the pursuit of answers to questions I really didn't want to know the answers to.
Food for thought, Tubby.
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Yeah.. whadsa YOU know?
Everything there is to know when One knows nothing and is in verified possession of a complete lack of civil and criminal liability, Dipshit.
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Three 17 of 17 isn't bad for a ✡ jew
Kudos,
CUCKzi
Go back to CryptoBitch School, chick.
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Everything there is to know when One knows nothing and is in verified possession of a complete lack of civil and criminal liability, Dipshit.
Q. What happened 😳to bellgab.com?
See ya soon Chuck!
https://youtu.be/_lno7TnSL54
https://youtu.be/_lno7TnSL54
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Kuczi Kool: The next level of cool. 8)
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Kuczi Kool: The next level of cool. 8)
Shameless. Remember: I'm not better than this, but you should be. All that goddam money we spent on you? Just think of it. I'm getting the hot vapors just thinking about it. What's next — synchronized swimming?
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Shameless. Remember: I'm not better than this, but you should be. All that goddam money we spent on you? Just think of it. I'm getting the hot vapors just thinking about it. What's next — synchronized swimming?
No, that would be gay and that’s not what we’re trying to sell...is it? ???
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we’re trying to sell...is it? ???
Where We're going, We don't need sails.
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No, that would be gay
[E.L.M.E.R.]: I am listening.
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[E.L.M.E.R.]
S/He/ITs the wurst.
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Where We're going, We don't need sails.
But how will we get anywhere without sails to catch the wind, my liege?
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But how will we get anywhere without sails to catch the wind, my liege?
Well, tell you what: while you're (blanking) my (blank), I'll think it over, & — maybe... just MAYBE
... I'll think of something.
One (1) never knows.
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we’re trying to sell
J’a—kuczi. (I always wanted a weirding module named after Me. I'm not going to lie.)
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Oh Deanna my LITTLE BABY!*
FEETS FEET FEET !
SPENCE SCOTT !
COOPER MANSON!
KNUDSEN-SHAW #SEX
#GABRIELLETHOTCHOCOLATE
I already am.
Buy more supplies.
#Subs!
I think your FAMILY 👪 IS PROUD!
WAY 2 GO EVIL 😈 FAMILY!
I FUCKED YOUR 👪 family FEETS!
Your 👪 fucked with the wrong Jewbini.
A whole family of stupid criminals expose themselves on Easter to me!
HAHAHA!
https://youtu.be/eqYKvSRvu28
https://youtu.be/9QS0q3mGPGg
Three 31 of 31 isn't bad for a ✡ jew
Kudos,
CUCKzi N AZZ
https://youtu.be/_o_5n5UE7ys
= KEYLOGGER 555
#JAIL
#PRISON
#Duress
#DUPERSDeeeeLite
#FuckYourFamily!
https://youtu.be/JsntlJZ9h1U
https://youtu.be/__VQX2Xn7tIhttps://youtu.be/eqYKvSRvu28
https://youtu.be/9QS0q3mGPGg
#CIMMMMMMMM
https://youtu.be/IutSGrzCrGk
#SELL-OUT
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Oh Deanna my LITTLE BABY!*
That's weird, I don't have any girlfriends — past, present, nor future — named “Deanna.” Are you doing DMT/ECT again? Cool. Up the dosage/voltage.
Because, it looks like your local consensual reality (a.k.a. “you're Mustard”) has developed... a glitch. That's too bad.
When you're done being the b**** of a lowly Merovingian, let me know when you're ready to upgrade, and talk to The Hungarian. I'm a pretty big deal around here, and you know me, Colin: I can pull some strings.
Remember that The Kike Wop N***** learned restraint from ME. First lesson day one click b****
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Wow! I guess Hitler was right. Jews are family fuckers. 🤔
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Wow! I guess Hitler was right. Jews are family fuckers. 🤔
That's mighty white of ya' to be so stereotypical 'n shit. Steady, now.
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Re: Cooper ! O'Neil FUCK YOU AZZ! I MEAN CHARLES! ❤ #SpookyCat'sFEETS! MEOW !
Imagine a world... where I gave a single solitary shit about any of this nonsense/garbage... because you'd have to, because you'd be FUCKING DREAMING.
Semper fi, Betalich.
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FEETS FEET FEET !
[...]
hxtxtxtxtxtxtxtxxxxxps://youtu.be/9QS0q3mGPGg = KEYLOGGER 555
I'm not gonna lie: this healing therapy modality is pretty badass. Kudos.
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That's mighty white of ya' to be so stereotypical 'n shit. Steady, now.
Alright, here’s the plan: There are only 15 million of them and there are 7.5 billion of us. When I say go we all rush them. ;)
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When I say go we all rush them. ;)
I have a similar, tangentially-oriented plan strategem. Let me tell you all about it, while you take some correspondence lessons in focusing. It'll be fun. You'll have a few laughs.
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there are 7.5 billion of us
Oh, Master Jon Yoda Snow: you're adorable.
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Alright, here’s the plan: There are only 15 million of them and there are 7.5 billion of us. When I say go we all rush them. ;)
Tell Dave we said 👋 hi!
You're being subjected to audio and video recording by remaining on these premises
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Buy more supplies.
I'll suck your (blank) a lot for a little (blank). Just sayin'
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Tell Dave
I forbid you to talk to that person.
You're being subjected to audio and video recording by remaining on these premises
+1, Inspiring
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Tell Dave we said 👋 hi!
You're being subjected to audio and video recording by remaining on these premises
Pffft...who isn’t these days?! ::) ;D
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Pffft...who isn’t these days?! ::) ;D
Me. I invented disclaimers. True story.
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Best wishes & warmest regards,
MCK
CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: The information contained in this ELECTRONIC MAIL transmission is confidential. It may also be subject to the attorney-client privilege or be privileged work product or proprietary information. This information is intended for the exclusive use of the addressee(s). If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any use, disclosure, dissemination, distribution (other than to the addressee(s)), copying or taking of any action because of this information is strictly prohibited. Trust the plan. #wwg1wga
OCR text scanning algos hate me. Seriously.
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Me. I invented disclaimers.
Seriously.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Here's your sauce. Settle down.
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You're being subjected to audio and video recording by remaining on these premises
I hope the darkweb vids of you are fuckin' STELLAR
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we all
There's an 'all'? What's that like? Because if it's bunch of wrench-jockeys and tranny hot-shots playing cards and smoking cigars on Faggot Flight Deck Number Four while waiting for some robots to show up to be consensually, mindlessly, obligingly be blown-the-fuck-up-on-sight-in-a-goddam-Astrovan-SIR, you can count me right the fuck out.
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There's an 'all'? What's that like? Because if it's bunch of wrench-jockeys and tranny hot-shots playing cards and smoking cigars on Faggot Flight Deck Number Four while waiting for some robots to show up to be consensually, mindlessly, obligingly blown-the-fuck-up-on-sight-in-a-goddam-Astrovan-SIR, you can count me right the fuck out.
No, it’s nothing like that at all.
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No, it’s nothing like that at all.
Wew lad. The glitter -- the sparkle -- in the darkness of my whirled.
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playing cards and smoking cigars on Faggot Flight Deck Number Four while waiting
Just so you know, I could set this up tonight. Tonight. IN TWO HOURS. AND I MEAN... TONIGHT. But I'm not, and, you know why? Well part of it is, because, I'm totesnot not gay... and the other part of it is because I have respect for her goddam family (REAL losers).
Just because they're all a bunch of jersatz losers... doesn't mean I don't love them. *click*
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Here's your sauce.
Sorrier than you will ever know.
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When I cross the wire at Tavern on The Green I am kissing the ground.
It is very symbolic amongst distance runners. It is a symbol of our reverence for the art and science and spiritual path of which we Travel.
🔥
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https://youtu.be/l34adiLycGY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SRXVBKVtCU
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I’m glad I live in New York now and never have to own a car or drive ever again! Good riddance!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/2022/04/19/road-rage-pandemic-safety-tips/?fbclid=IwAR2EHY83qbUtzKuaLHPMZEm5_SH8XX5a6g7I0Vf_S53qJbx9b0Pge0XFBpM
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I’m wearing my mask and keeping others safe!
(http://)
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You’re not keeping anyone safe, only virtue signalling...AGAIN! ::)
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I’m wearing my mask and keeping others safe!
(http://)
From what?
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From what?
Snake venom. ;) 8)
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Snake venom. ;) 8)
Naw, that stuff is in his water.
:)
There should be a little smiley with a halo
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Dude! Them Ruskies went maximum BMW!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10739749/Russian-state-TV-hosts-giggle-discuss-NUKING-New-York-Putins-hypersonic-missile.html
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Dude! Them Ruskies went maximum BMW!
My research corpus drives a HAL 9000. It still couldn't get a nuke to fire. Has it ever occurred to you that a belief that the nukes still work is tantamount to believing in God?
You know what does work? Fuel air bombs. Those are tasty. You know what doesn't work? Neutron bombs, extinction-level bio-weapons, and trauma-based mind control. The world has moved on. Your data is obsolete. You're on a treadmill.
I don't even have any beer. CHECKMATE.
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My research corpus drives a HAL 9000. It still couldn't get a nuke to fire. Has it ever occurred to you that a belief that the nukes still work is tantamount to believing in God?
You know what does work? Fuel air bombs. Those are tasty. You know what doesn't work? Neutron bombs, extinction-level bio-weapons, and trauma-based mind control. The world has moved on. Your data is obsolete. You're on a treadmill.
I don't even have any beer. CHECKMATE.
“It’s an ambush!” - Christopher Walken, Communion (1989)
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“It’s an ambush!” - Christopher Walken, Communion (1989)
Okay, this is literally the funniest thing ever. Kudosi.
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I’m gonna go on a drunken rant about Anthony Cumia on my livestream. I just need to go out and buy more Plutonium. Shit is like rocket fuel. I averaged 6:40 mile pace on todays 10 mile run.
Feel free to join in.
I think I am becoming a Luciferian!
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Totesgay.
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Feel free to join in.
I won't allow my husband to endure the trauma of being forced to allow me to indulge my desire to observe the commissions of such sins.
Also, the last time I asked Him, He said He'd rather be crucified again, twice. Your streams are legitimately that bad, Anthony. They are fucking Hell on Earth. You should be ashamed, you rotten bastard.
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this is some pretty wacky shit.
https://youtu.be/AiHAZooF6oA
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(http://)
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20 mile long run today at traffic speed (6:20 per mile pace or faster) and Asuka Langley gets wee woo wee woo’d on his Suzuki!
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(http://)
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I HAVE DANIEL KURLAN (BOBO, MY BABYYYYYYYY) NOW.
Acquisition Complete.
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https://youtu.be/FKDfdMH2m8k
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Acquisition Complete.
Your race has barely begun.
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Your race...
Race? Again?
Ugh.
::)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImTaxIYhHEw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImTaxIYhHEw
Hubba Hubba
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGLUtyz-fIY
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https://youtu.be/5YfT4lE7eow
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https://youtu.be/GZlBiPgdAm8
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https://youtu.be/OwwkjgHE2mk
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https://youtu.be/tV8IzC0fb50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1El0SL4PbU
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Or just wishful thinking?
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Tianamen falls...
https://youtu.be/8BkTBJUcLTw
(https://c.wallhere.com/photos/6a/b1/1920x1080_px_nature-573100.jpg!d)
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Chyna
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Chyna
She was good.
(https://i.postimg.cc/2jbLZkGX/Chyna.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
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She was good.
Grabthar’s Hammer remembers.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEXMk559urY
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Comedy Gold
https://youtu.be/nGHP4uGImX4
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https://youtu.be/ALbHISEMim4
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I just ate a whole bag of pistachios!
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Whew! It’s nice not to have to scroll through that bullshit anymore. ;D
Meanwhile, back at the forum ...
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Jacky honey I saw your PM, I am not at war with you, there is no need for a truce. You tend to perceive absolutely everything that happens here as revolving around you, for mental reasons that I have already guessed at.
I hope for your sake that you aren't pushing legal boundaries at bunny's expense, that your prolific journaling is helpful to you, and that you aren't fucking with other known psychotic people of your acquaintance for sport, because that is just mean.
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I just ate a whole bag of pistachios!
Yeah, pistachios are good.
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Yeah, pistachios are good.
They're about the same when the poison salts are no longer added but it turns out a poisoned jackstar is a lot easier to steal from. Stupid Jackstar. You deserve poison. Never give him the goods. Always yelling. He has a problem.
I'm honestly in mirth. give me poison shit, complain about toxicity. Really?
oh, wait, that wasn't you. that was the other one who has no use for me around if I dare complicated things. Anyway, those pistachios are great, and remember all those times that you outright implied that I was breaking the law? Dude, fuck you. No PC, no jurisdiction, and, you wasted a lot of time on nothing. Was I gonna feel guilty? Sure, she's bracking it up for four years and lnger before admitted it to me. She's got a target lighter and I'm all, what? And she's like, "it's for lighting fire!" and I decide, wow, what a square, oh, but her real friends. yeah.
blah blah pistachios
blah blah jack doesn't have rights, jack is wrong, I decide. Look, are we on the same page here? Was I supposed to be booking someone, Dan-O? you get access your whole life, I get barely any touch, but it is necessary to mention that I'm a scrub every chance you get, huh?
I'm not sure you're clear on how little that I understand what has happened here and sure, go ahead, be superior. Why not. Also I spend years at a time, actual decades, doing nothing getting fat has hogs (oxygen) and no attaboy or "good job"then, right?
Seriously, y'all came from a kennel. Cool code phrase. "I thought you hated me." for what? taking the easy way and then never stepping up until years later? You know what, if you think I should have made this discovery and ignored yo when you were the first person I thought of, I don't get it. "Embarrassing." Yeah... I had to drive 200 mi for a bag that SHE wanted because, what, too much nig in me to be near the armory door? It's bullshit and you know it. What was "embarrassing" is that I knew why I sank out of sight and no one asked or assumed, because the truth is you were not very considerate once I helped you. And you know it.
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You tend to perceive absolutely everything that happens here as revolving around you
I think it's called, derisive square dancing around the mayflower pole where mock outsiders, and it's obvious, my sudden and unexpected identification is unwelcomed. "eewe, he can see me! eww!" like whatever. I thought you might be missing me in anyway but obviously not, in any case, whatever someone told you to write me off completely, well, that was easy, but I could operate as a real person, I knew it would make some difference to conversation, for example, oh, so what? well, okay, apparently it was not an attempt that resounded with your any.
I've been here for a year, nothing unusual. Suddenly I decided to find out that I am being lied to and these people know each other of old, know me, and lord it over me. Not really shocked... just, wondering how that helps. I mean, she's fired. Does it matter? A YEAR. I was curious, and you wall hid each other away from me because... well, doesn't that sound like a great idea because then we would never have to share all these mind control drugs we blow in her face any old time. No, not invited. Not even interested, because I'm not invited, i am not interested. Glad you have fun though. Now, in the meantime, I wasn't even turning email back on for that... they asked for help and I guess I brought them here and I don't get the hostility. Did I not leave you alone long enough? Oh, it's just that I am here at all, but I guess, they wanted the name, and none of you even acknowledge me. How about you live somewhere else? Oh, you don't even live here. Okay. A YEAR. you're all doing high fives and god knows what and when I am here it's like there is nothing. it is no wonder. obviously I am a real buzzkill. What do I do, steal all your cigarettes? no, it's just pushing out the unchosen, and hey guess, I was chosen to be unchosen. I watched all this. I suppose I seemed to dim. No, I allowed it, because I knew something was wrong, and now that it's fixed... yeah why would I be coming by? I wouldn't.
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☝️ See I don't have the slightest idea what to do with that, or even if you're addressing me at all, so I just shrug and move on. "Passive aggressive" is just self-absorbed sniveling, snap out of it.
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☝️ See I don't have the slightest idea what to do with that, or even if you're addressing me at all, so I just shrug and move on. "Passive aggressive" is just self-absorbed sniveling, snap out of it.
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I hope for your sake that you aren't pushing legal boundaries at bunny's expense,
Is there any reason for that beyond you looking to be as insulting as possible? First thing: "my" sake. Yah. Sure. And, you "hope." Like there's question. Already the insinuations puzzle me. First of all... uhm, not glad to see me? Sad. I felt less loney around peoele but now, oh, it's on, hating on Jackstar, who has literally been assaulted and kidnapped, but it is not less than is deserved. What does bunny have to do with anything?
There are not legal boundaries here, and you have no concerns for my sake whatsoever. Your snide implication is as follows: you better not cause too much trouble again or there will be I dont' care what but I bret it's lame, and I don't think you remember this, but, I am the one who behaves, and, I'm not getting fucking poisoned anymore. Relax the velvet glove, you're too wound up over nothing.
that your prolific journaling is helpful to you,
Court no doubt scans everything and this part will narrate where I went. Hey, I suspect we would all like a quick and uncomplicated case dismissed. However, let's remember, you're being a snotty fuck. Okay, well, can you journal in some.... hey. yeah. You know what? I give up. I don't need to feel hated with everykeystroke, and there is no one here who appreciates me. Begin: you are all disgusting to me here. I didn't even know I was being excluded, I asked politely and was met with a blank everything. Now, I'm here, and I can see, cringing. Go away. I don't feel welcome, and obviously I won't be. I like my name and it appears to remind of something unknowable but definitely awful. That's our Jackstar! No, it's not. I've never felt closer to dog vomit before. "helpful to you" hey, getting throw in jail over bullshit was helpful to you, now we know where the rubber meets the road. Did you have a nice time? Spare me the detalils. You used this as an excuse to have thug cops haul me out of my house. There is no assault risk here, and none of you did anything to help me. Y'all loafed.
It helps me explain to you what the new paradigm has brought to our world, so you can scroll past it. I didn't arrive and start saying names so I could join the salad bar. I looked to see how fast everyone hates me. Turns out, fast, okay, well, I am not wild about that level of revulsion, that looks pretty pathetic. For one thing, the notion is a poor one, huh? okay, so, I forget who I used to talk to here, but when it is imagined that I am harassing someone... when I am not, look, I can't abide that. It's insulting. Would I do that to you? Well, if I did, you have back up. wtf, anyway, since I found out I am being lied to, I expected something like this.
and that you aren't fucking with other known psychotic people of your acquaintance for sport, because that is just mean.
Are you really this loathsome of character? It's not really funny, it's quite the strawman. And you knew that. And this one worked out, I mean I have zero need for a message board. No what that I am 100% login banned I don't know what to care about. I don't care about people who just hate me. Look, the broad told some guy to get a gang and pretend to throw the football to catch it so they could steamroller me. Why? I guess I showed a bit too much free will. I remember the event. Staged. That she was the impetus was not obvious util, thirty years later, okay, he's around, and... oh, wow, within instants of finding the name, he's making go back moves on facebook.
Hey, here's an idea: make your own edicts. I wasn't here for that, I thought it a ridiculous notion since you weren't looking for me and you weren't hot before, and I appreciate -- DO YOU APPRECIATE THIS GIFT -- that you weren't asking. Tell you what, I was wondering how any people would assume that was the reason to come here. Well, it turns out you straight men have the lowest opinion in the world of her if you think that's what I am here for. She likes you so much, what would I do? I'm not here for that, and your flunkies sneering while you giggle does not have the effect you think it might.
I never thought that hiding would be necessary as I didn't know how much I had been lied to. No wonder so embarrassed. Try this: I have no reason to find you attractive, so why would I come here for that, it seems the assumption is one of crass and low feeding boot. Obviously I was worthless then. I knew that, you all rubbed it in, and surprise, you still aren't any kind. Thus, it was fake kindness anyway. I didn't demand your body, you acted as if, long enough to score, and then bye! That actually happened. Nothing has happened between us that means anything. And as I suddenly show up--note: I asked off and on for a year, and I was ignored--like instantly I'm detected, and then I get shade thrown on me, for what? I ask you, is it real? or is it as one unit? As I was just curious.
If you liked me at all I wouldn't have been covered out. I only expected to see how much hatred there was, and I had no idea that you thought I was that lame. I am not actually even. Even so, uh... I mean that is some contempt. What makes the girl associate with you? Oh, right, your dope. Look, spare. Did I ask? Did I inquire? I am the most hated person I have ever been. And the reason why would appear to be instead of being gracious I had to beg for attention and vouch for my "not too loud" skills. Look, I don't need this and it is filthy stupid. It's my house and they like her but not me. Well, I would go. Why return? Why there at all?
It won't be for company, that's for sure. I didn't know my apartment mate was actively ignored me, like I ask, and it's nothing, and it's totally decked. Why would I be here ever? I guess if she wanted pregnancy? What the fuck. So I wonder, how is she not looking, right? It's there, it's all the time, she's all around, and I am not invited, I don't know why I ever thought anything but hatred from them.
No invitations, told me nothing, had sex without me, never told me anything, I guess they got something? well forget it. I don't need to be leg-humped, but I also don't' need the experience of being spat in the face by the window curtains. I do need to know why. I need to not do it again, as well as to take them seriously. They have nothing but scorn and bile. they seek to be meaning. I am not wanted.
Like I thought it might be bad? It's been a year, they're having sex, sure I guess? hey, what the... and nothing. keeps forgetting. Well, here's why, she knows they all fucking hate me. Okay, I'm out. I don't need that kind of thing. And hating me now, that's some leage orguild thing, and they're fond of the girl they pass around I guess? Look, I've never felt so pissed away on. I was sad she couldn't tell me, but now I see I was being spared. I don't know why I even wondered what happened to her, I thought she was maybe nearby, but no, there's' nothing of similar interest, everything is either boring or embarrassment and then her stupid fuckheaded thugs get all pissy if she dares to smiles or say a non-cross word.
"Passive aggressive" is just self-absorbed sniveling, snap out of it.
Hey, here's an idea, how about you pre-meditate a complete stage and front to dispatch that the man YOU ALL SAY you hate gets hauled away for Christmas. I have snapped out of it. I really misremembered what it was like. I felt warmth and friendly something, well, clearly something grim. You're welcome to not say why the loathing is upon me--I probably killed someone, right?
Anyway, I didn't come to fuck her, I came to mention that I sought to speak with my new nose and somehow no talk got through and I realized these people do not appreciate -- DO YOU APPRECIATE THIS GIFT, yeah, I do, actually, I hear that and I remember that you ducked me and left away and never tried to find me yourself, I wasn't worth that effort. Worth the effort to tell me to go away, though. Like Jesus, that is really tacky. I wouldn't have bothered if I had known how little I am thought of and I simply won't ever be here again, I don't want to see people welcomed this way, and fo rme, well you've always been dismissive. I just marvel at the opacity. Such coverage.
DO YOU APPRECIATE THIS GIFT
I found that sound clip and I sort of remember you sending it to me because I meant nothing to you and you had no value in me at all. I see you excluding me and putting other men in and.. what basis? That's kinda gross. I don't know if you have a relationship at all, and i'ts obviously not my business. thanks for slicing me away, and this place feels disgusting now. I'm not welcome, okay, enjoy your home and ostracize me? Not really, I don't appreciate the gift, because you lied to me and expected me to pay barrels of money so your fun without me could continue. I wish I had never come here and I've been abandoned in my own flat, obviously you and are not getting along when you're trying to kill me, and this is not at all supportive. I assume that means a distinct lack of support is intended. You aren't stupid. I am happy to just fucing give up. Nothing but impossible with all of you. Not that, not that, blah, well, explanations are scarce. And no matter what, I am never greeted happily. My own home? yeah, fuck it. enjoy.
You have failed to tell me what your problem is but I don't understand it. I don't have to. A YEAR. I get pushed around and confused left for ages and that's okay, somehow I don't measure up. She doesn't want me to measure up, fuck this. I don't know why I missed any company. just contempt from everyone.
And it is. Oh, did I write too many words? That's your opinion, and if that's all it took, no wonder you're all so pissy.
I never am taught or told and with no patience or reason might as well not bother.
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👆is a shrug too “passive aggressive” for you, you giant baby lol, I tried 🤷🏼♂️
You need a therapist, I can’t help you.
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just snap out of passive-aggressiveism
I did, not long after the last time you called, which I still am blinking cheerfully, I was drunk, your dad was dead, what, just that minute? And you're crying... to me? I'm a fatherfigure? I'm anyone you know? I never talked to you avbout it, you fucking traumatized me, you call for nothing reasons and talk about nothing and nothing means anytghng and then you'ld tell me avbout some guy and then you'd laugh and then you would hang up nad that would be it. You didnt' care about my complete lack of understanding. Something you wanted, it's not like I stopped you, I didn't undertand, you don;t get it, it's myu fault. Then, your dad is dead, waaah, I'm your hew dad? What? I knew it was just your usual best friend was not there, or you misdialed, or you just wanted to abuse my eardrums, you never even put your arms around me again atter finding out whatever and kicking me gone while pretending to be "friends" hey guess what, firends explain shit. And so you dad is dead. So? That's how I feel every day, I don't remember ever talking to you more than ten minutes, and after you told me that I didn't measure up to an unknown standard and decided to punish me for it, you know what, fuck that. I'm still feleling you give up over nothing. I never hated you for being gay, you let these notions stand, and I have no real contact with you because you never put more effort into me than a person would a frozen burrito. We go from my only _ONLY_ hug-partner in my fucking life and in an instant you're sizing up other guys. I've let you down. I STILL DO NOT KNOW WHAT. Oh, so now I msupposed to comfort you, well, i would, however, i flat out don't believe you called me when your dad died I think you just made it the fuck up because that is the only thing you ever did with me, I can't beleive what you said, nor what you're doing, in fact, lol oh hi, well, I had forgotten just how loathed I was up here, I'll try not to come back again, so anyway, nothing between us ever amounted to anything, after taling to the same six dudes who all totesfuckin hate me one by one. Why? Get serious. And obviously thers' not appeal here for you. Okay. I love you, and I can barely imagine a twinge of feeling to read this. Like, I don't have to make a big thing of it. It's not a major goal, it's that, oh, this was unpossible, now, it could be, oh, well, not with these losers. I can't realy see how they appeal with their miserable attitudes and boorish good charm. Like, I'm here, they wanna make sure I feel bad right away, huh. Great, I hope they can get you to, or maybe they just like leaning on lanky thugs. Anyway, yay. I am NOT interested. You're not, so why would I be? I have no way of knowing you, get to know you, I'm surrounded by how many wankers who hate me? like 6. So obviously that is not what I am here for but I never was here for that and I think when someone loves you and they never have and don't need to, in order to love you, I hope that feels okay. I don't know what your problem is, dopeslave, but if my company offers nothing I just won't bother. And I am so hurt and said by the absolte lockdown idea. Didn't expect an invitation, but also didn't expect fear and loathing. It would seem no one believes me when I say, I care, I came to say hello. Okay, well, I am totesbeyondalone, and I am glad all your other friends made another word for you, you know, no one told me, I thoguht you were dead or lost and obvviously I would not be liked next to you, I guess.
I've fucking had it. It's not that it's so bad, it's so automatic. Now, that's neighborly. I don't know what but I know I never want to feel it again. Scorn, derision, hostility, and vicious loathing hatred.
It's actually that bad. I am sad I don't know what of anything, I can't imagine pursuit of another greeting like this.
I wish I had known I made an endangered species extinct. I would have planeted a flag. this is a horror. I mean, it's not like I was expecting thrown rice. I just want to weep to get away, I feel just steaming burning hatred. What did I do to this woman?
Forced her to admit she only cared for prime seed. I didn't trust her, what she was up to, wouldn't explain just made bad feelings.
just snap out of passive-aggressiveism
I doubt you are actually this dim. when I started using tower and totes, I didn't know where you were, what you were doing, how you remembered me, anything at all. I had no way to find you, and I needed to have a reliable check on what I was doing ... no one talked to me, no one was pleasant, or cheerful. Hatred! I felt nothing but sad tidings and endless sighing and ennui. And when I could find ways to use the T, especially in a phrase where they all start, I felt so cheerful. I felt close to you at all, and, well, I guess you dont write now? but I loved it, and I love you. totes tally. Fuck it. I feel like I'm going to cry when I think of anything cute, because you have no soul for my heart, I don't know why.
It's really depressing dealing with you, I can't understand how you don't see it, you treat me badly liek I don't care and just let it go.
I came to find you in typing because I thought we appreciated each other and I see nothing of the kind and, uhnm, sure! go on!
i would rather have a different associationship and i never get any contact like that from you. I don't know who that contact might come from.
Whatever happiness you felt for me never picks up, you called me once and said "wiggling my eyebrows" and I just blanked it and never called again... because you never picked up or interacted. never. I don't blame you. I couldn't do shit, and didn't know why, and you gave me zero hope.
then I found the problem and immediately thought of you and found... zero hope. right
I don't get how it isn't nice to hold each other, but I guess it's a robot thing. Besides, life is too short to hug robots. And that is all there has ever been, I guess, and that doesnt' hold your interest. In reality you have guys who keep you to temselves somehow.
I still don't understand why you ever picked me, and why it was sad that you expected virgin seed... look, none of this is or was or could ever be fair. Which is the way I gather y'all want.
Now, having pointed all that out, I really never need to again, I don't know who you're into but not me and honestly I'd just as soon give up
how hard is friendship oh well when I remember distinct fondness and then boring grunts and lack of dialogue.
All this is fine and dandy. I could explore lots of pursuits with someone who.. exists? I am about to just fall over and die.
Not once, ever out in a whatever school this is. in any event, everyone is sad. Time to move on. I guess it would be to your preference that you talk to eveyrone but me, sure, I can see that happening. It just makes me feel nothign but grief to see that the sole sign of suceessful progress... except for the people you like to like you. I'm not even sure who I am talking to. Why am I bothering?
just snap out of passive-aggressiveism
DO YOU APPRECIATE THIS GIFT
IT IS THE GIFT OF INSIGHT: SHE'S SUPER-PASSIVE AGRESSIVE AS A DOMINATION STATEMENT,
I'm not being aggressive at all, I came to visit, I sense no greetings, I just don't get it. Why we bother? We aren't friendly and you routinely ignore and scoff at me.
Look it must be okay for something. I've been alone for months and before that they made it up beacuse....I should just cry.
I can't accept that this is much more than a cold blow off, I can be more friendly.... I am never sought for, so I suppose I shall go find more interest, or any. Is there something I am missing here, in that I have let you down or something? You know, it just seems like you want me confused and drifting apart. This is not any kind of feeling of togetherness, and this is just trash to you. You don't really even know who I am.
I only remember when you told me devaluing statements, and if that is the extent, I don't know if there's any meaningful connection here. I don't know why I thought of any such... like this happens eerie time, I drive to a bookshelf, and there's' some notes, and that's about it.
I was looking forward to new interactions with you someplace interactive and I see it: you'd rather be in carbonite. sure okay, must be a great reason that counts, and how interesting could I be, et cetera.
your letters to me are filled with thinly veiled hatred and disgust and I honestly do not know what happened, i don't know why that can't be figured out, and I'd really rather right to a girl if I were gonna. Who the hell am I writing to here? Well, they're history too.
THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR THIS. And it would seem that you don't do that with me, okay.
Also I think not so much of you throwing me in front of your menleague, I just do not feel anything but scorn.
Also, inspite of ample chance, I have completely lost any thread of conversation with you and you seem okay with that. I know I used to love you all the way and the time and now I think of myself being sprayed with mud when I am thought of.
Well that must have been some embarrassment. For example, I am about to moderately embarrassed: I know you're not going to tell me, there's not point. I don't know how to tell you anything, it's always so final when you stop talking forever. I would like to grow and understand and I don't get that.
DO YOU ... HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING OF THIS? I dont know what is going on and I odn't know what to do, assuming you are not even alive and aware of me now? Shrug.
I supoose this has something to do with the way someone made the wrong assumption when I said anything. One false move, pretty harsh. In any event, I don't trust this, it seems exactly like boxcars off to the east.
There is no narrative flow available, and even the reason I am here is of question. I am sick of this kind of place, it feels like where people out of balance go to die. Jesus! How fucking downer is that! Maybe someone can call it a junky some.
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👆is a shrug too “passive aggressive” for you, you giant baby lol, I tried 🤷🏼♂️
You tried... what? I remember during 2020, it seemed like a bunch of people went to meet IRL
Somehow that was supposedly a bad time to meet me. I wanted to go to the axe throwing place. Everyone looked at me like I was a brick. Anyway, none for me, and never any for me. Everytime I look out, there's nothing, and the internet here is kinda lame, and... I have nothing. That's due to every local human being informed as some kind of problem. It must be in the calves.
You need a therapist, I can’t help you.
I talked to a friend, he suggested that you definitely need a therapist. It's also beyond obnoxious how badly I am loathed here. I've rarely felt it with such acuity. I must have melted a lot of phones or something. Or frozen? It seems so sterile to me. I suppose I took out a large radius cloud to check my email once. I took out a $600 phone, too, and then they took it.
Now, did they do anything with it? Well, we will find out. They certainly made (PROT)'s secret (blank) pretty happy, but whethere that was because he was holding up 600, or whether he was getting evidence in by back channel. And why he was such a dick, I'll neer know. oh, right, I was having sex with his "wife" and she was telling me to get rid of other people. sigh.
You know, sorry about that one. That was a little far over the line. I'm going to have to tighten this up a lot, and ther's not much more I would like to say about anything. No one cares. just a house with money in it and I thought we loved it.
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I'm not getting fucking poisoned anymore. Relax the velvet glove, you're too wound up over nothing.
I am just observant,and have a long memory that isn't addled by substance abuse. I have a theory that you are one of those "neurodiverse" people who won't take your meds and that's what the talk of poisoning is all aobut. What does bunny have to do with it? He relies on meds, and I have a sneaking suspicion that you are fucking with him.
Not taking your meds is fine as long as you don't fuck with vulnerable people, giving way to the "exploititative" features your evaluator noticed -- someone please give that man a dictionary.
Do you fuck with vulnerable people for sport? Here is what I noticed:
1. You got your mermaid to post testimonials on here that mostly served to boost your character as charming and attractive. When she threatened to get out of hand you swarmed her with all that DARPA targeted-individual psychotronic shielding nonsense, idk that sounds an awful lot like what is commonly called "gaslighting" done to control someone's perception of reality, and to control them.
2. Several times you told Innerreach he was a barely functional alcoholic to get him to back off. It sounds to me like he initially divulged some things in confidence to you that he now regrets, and you use that vulnerability against him, to try to control him. Fortunately he is strong and resilient, but that doesn't stop you from trying.
3. You swarm bunny in PMs -- I know because he turned them off for a while because of you -- and I can only imagine they are the same kind of grab-bag boobery you use on everyone like a bad palm-reader's firehose of bullshit, desperately hoping that the poor client will find some scrap to fixate on to convince them you really know something and keep coming back. That's your chess. That's all it is.
It sure seems like everyone who gets close to you is vulnerable in some way, and regrets it sooner or later. I'd suggest you look in the mirror for answers like a normal narcissist would, but your mirror disappeared up your ass along with everything else a long time ago -- you have no real idea how you are perceived.
Here, I am lending you my mirror out of kindness ☝️ take a good look.
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Somehow that was supposedly a bad time to meet me.
Well it could not be even worse than right now, I'll tell ya. Apparently quite the bad time to meet three or four or five people. Unless you got three or four or five two by fours. Really anytime you got a whole bunch of 2x4s it's really a good time. It doesn't even have to be violent. It could be a lot of things. And then it can be violent! No I'm not sure who I would be violent with first, but let's go back to grapefruit I drove the car all the way down to Rainier mountain and drove it around like 10:00 wise and stopped at the country store named ravenwood or something that was close and I sat there for a bit and I made a few phone calls cuz I wanted to get away and then I drove back to the house and when I got there I parked car and I knew that she was there I think cuz of her car yeah and then I pretty sure our trailer was there and then I had a bottle of wine that hadn't been opened that was right by my leg so I parked the car I cracked open the bottle of wine and drank half of it and I do this in the midst of her coming out and she's furious about something she's all huffing and puffing and some fucking thing I didn't fucking do right because like for real she's all demanding and she sees what I've done and she knows cuz she told me the story she said I wanted to see what it was like and I was pissed I can't remember what I was pissed about either but it was such a thing that I didn't want to remember it so I can fucking remind myself when I told her about how fucking stupid it was and then she was pissed because I wasn't where I needed to be I wasn't she wasn't seeing the things that she needed to be seen done so anyway just made a break for the car and then I stopped her from pulling the pulling more vandalism off the vandalizing the deer whistles by pulling her hair her pigtails it was loud and the police came from the from the pigtail screen which is kind of my point I didn't I didn't want the police to stay away given that I was pulling her pigtails and I was going to do something else and she fell forward to her hands I think and then I think it backed up and backed away and then she got up and she ran towards the case that a 2x4 is on top of it and she grounded 2x4 and she swings it like a batter and I'm back it away no no don't and then she ends in wham and then it bounces out of her hands and she is furiously pissed cuz I have out maneuvered her she's got nothing she's got me drinking when I got there not drinking drinking after I got there and then she's got me pulling her hair if she goes to my car so that's technically technically a kidney or text me not drinking but I left some of the thread so I'm going to lose some of these words but I'm going to keep on telling anyway it's not a drop-down dragon fight it's a cheat it's a strategic conflict and she fumbles and fails cuz she gets caught on surveillance hitting me with the goddamn 2x4 which you know yeah you're pigtails got pulled but still you grab a pig your husband your eagle and they're going to pay attention and they're going to write that down and they're going to keep note and all of this crumbly culminated in the day when she called him up and told them that I had hit her in the boob I had choked her with both hands twice I think she said that was a both hands twice I think that's code I think that's a code I'm not sure I haven't looked it up and then the third one was I think he's trying to kill me no no no no I'm definitely not trying to kill her and if I were killing her she would be dead so obviously she's insane right there and she's obviously you know saying something well whatever's going on she's saying it to me and that's apparently a problem but back in the day she was saying it to this other guy and in London so are the fuck is why do I got it suffer more than that I did see it's just it's like the junior budget version. But it's actually quite close to reality so I'll let it slide I know what I'm doing anyway and I don't want to do this all night funny story when I do research I don't have to do it all the time Non-Stop that's just what kids do I have discipline I've mentioned this before but a lot of people don't believe it I have discipline and then it's none of your goddamn business what I do so sick of it it's just it's spoiled my mood I get all tense I think about what you're saying to my mother Jacksonville I don't know what to say the voice recognizer is offline in a way and now it's Jacksonville Mississippi I guess. Does any of this shit matter yellow beans? Probably not I want to get a trellis thing and a fence thing and other thing, I want to go back to bed. After looking at for about 4 months folks I'm not going to want to do shit because why would anyone want to do anything and you got motivation baby you got ambition I had those things and now they're put away and then I had a plan syndrome kind of thing I still have that it's kind of going there is this situation where I don't want to do something and I got to do something and so I'm not going to do it because I've been put on strike and I do not care to keep up it seems obvious to me that if I'm going to be on strike I need to be striking I don't do a lot of pull on the day anyway, and something that really gets my attention is what happened to that great work procedure what happened to the room with the candles and the stands and the I know what happened to that that sound over there and then we could go over there through time The Time tunnel built or I could drive over there and I'll be there in the present I wonder what's happening at the house probably a whole lot of nothing and then I wonder what's happening at casa (PROT) yeah I mean should I go there should I check it out should I give a rat's ass about all this stuff that what's his nuts and put it on there see he's got his place and he's got the (PROT) place and I was encouraged I was enticed to keep this information at hand and I really deliberately did not do it cuz I could see the (PROT) was close and I didn't want to get myself caught with a home home invasion charge and the fact that matter is if it's bait I mean obviously I want to be there but I don't need to be there because I'm that good in the meantime I don't understand why anybody might be getting baited at all seems like somebody might need to get paid if they're going to strike the forge but I don't have any information on that oh God. Does this wall of text make my ass look fat? I wouldn't know it's down here, under my belly it doesn't necessarily feel fat it feels okay. Next question what is the current status of the USS Rickenbacker that's classified I can't say that. Next question what is the state of the gesture clan just your family that may be the last congesters in the world I don't know definitely want to deal with and then if they are the only one then the biggest deal oh my goodness it's almost as though they think there's a trick maybe I should get an ax now I should just drive up there like a like a real person but it's really far away and then I'm not going to go up there at all because I would just you know mock them and say hi look what I did haha it's not funny though no and it's you know indeterminate on whether or not succeeded this, it was not indeterminate isn't going to be taking (PROT)'s lunch box and and drinking my milkshake out of it everyday for the next week who did (PROT) who do you think killed (PROT) what happened to what happened with the inhaler what do you think? I'm about to have some free fucking time! And hopefully you will be able to accommodate me, like you did that one time on 11:00 11:20 when you and she went to Oklahoma and you're too busy arguing so I was able to launch the MIB cdefghijklmnop! Best damn Network on the planet. Oh I got to go, there's some creepy old woman outside desperate to give my shoes a shine. I would lock her down on a contract, but it looks like their shoes are about to expand.
Bitch Mike “Bifflemeister” Alphabiscuit Bitch-Ass–Biscuit Buster Bastard Butter Browning Concern Co.
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I am just observant,and have a long memory that isn't addled by substance abuse.
Perfect! You are hot I'm not into it but I have to see it it's Guild law, anyway first question where was the place we were going to take you on your first date with us? You're not being timed spin around a little pirouette
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You're not being timed spin around a little pirouette
Long plastic memory, short akashic shutter.
Come on do it for Elizabeth do it a few times and then reply or whatever whatever it is you you hot boys do. (Okay I just messaged singularity, I can flirt with you and still not be gay and pull it off convincingly —man howdy— we're good. take it to work speed so red five can crash into it a few times in the simulator, then I'm pretty sure we're going knuckle blast
So, that's what gay sounds like huh? I'm listening? Yes I'm Tiger Lily I'll get in the pool wait what *click*
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Really anytime you got a whole bunch of 2x4s it's really a good time
What's an x4, and what use might I possibly have for two of them? “well by law, you can keep D*vid busy for 3 and 1/2 hours cuz yesterday one by one over and over cuz he kind of tend to just slow—” I'm in put me in coach let's see how long I can keep him busy
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Perfect! You are hot I'm not into it but I have to see it it's Guild law, anyway first question where was the place we were going to take you on your first date with us? You're not being timed spin around a little pirouette
lol Jacky I am pretty sure that if I ever ran into you you’d follow me home, try to get in, and stand outside the door talking a mile a minute and I’d have to turn the sprinklers on :-\
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I am just observant
Here, observe this ichor, while I wipe and go type.
They're anchored this chair while you mop and go sop
Where do you see the chocolate den by the spaceball sea?
Dude! I don't give a fuck if you got a spaceball den by a chocolate C? I'm fucking there, yo word, can I bring some poppers yeah I'll bring them anyway
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I am just observant,and have a long memory that isn't addled by substance abuse. I have a theory that you are one of those "neurodiverse" people who won't take your meds and that's what the talk of poisoning is all aobut. What does bunny have to do with it? He relies on meds, and I have a sneaking suspicion that you are fucking with him.
Not taking your meds is fine as long as you don't fuck with vulnerable people, giving way to the "exploititative" features your evaluator noticed -- someone please give that man a dictionary.
Do you fuck with vulnerable people for sport? Here is what I noticed:
1. You got your mermaid to post testimonials on here that mostly served to boost your character as charming and attractive. When she threatened to get out of hand you swarmed her with all that DARPA targeted-individual psychotronic shielding nonsense, idk that sounds an awful lot like what is commonly called "gaslighting" done to control someone's perception of reality, and to control them.
2. Several times you told Innerreach he was a barely functional alcoholic to get him to back off. It sounds to me like he initially divulged some things in confidence to you that he now regrets, and you use that vulnerability against him, to try to control him. Fortunately he is strong and resilient, but that doesn't stop you from trying.
3. You swarm bunny in PMs -- I know because he turned them off for a while because of you -- and I can only imagine they are the same kind of grab-bag boobery you use on everyone like a bad palm-reader's firehose of bullshit, desperately hoping that the poor client will find some scrap to fixate on to convince them you really know something and keep coming back. That's your chess. That's all it is.
It sure seems like everyone who gets close to you is vulnerable in some way, and regrets it sooner or later. I'd suggest you look in the mirror for answers like a normal narcissist would, but your mirror disappeared up your ass along with everything else a long time ago -- you have no real idea how you are perceived.
Here, I am lending you my mirror out of kindness ☝️ take a good look.
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pretty sure [...] stand outside the door talking a mile a minute
I can do that and blow ewe away with my mind at the same time from a distance of no less than 500 feet away ... I'm not sure how this part goes, I'm not a real gay Marine, they just have one out on the stoop ready to drive The Continental down to Detroit. You're going to need a Bowser named Percy. She's in the trans lab transforming transformers back down into their component parts (primarily Percy pigtails and a strong Latin-branded pimp hand so, Sow, D.we (høney I just gave birth to a brand-new brand now, you're welcome; also I get to call myself Zeus now and spit them out there my forehead) have enough for the big send off pretty soon, whenever the hell this guy stops being extra cool which is going to be a while frankly have you seen him lately? He looks like absolute shit and smells even worse but he's still somehow making it burn
I think they're talking about Caleb and His Shadow’s Gimp. Check the tape before it melts back into the form of another Harvard Candle, do it quick comment and hey, that's kind of weird; Best Buy just
now having a sale on tape.
and I’d have to turn the sprinklers on :-\
Naw Boo, that'd be you
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Naw Boo, that'd be you
Will you grow a beard and some chest hair and wear a furhat?
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The only way I'd do it is with at least three prearranged uber changes and a diversion through major downtown retail with plenty of mirrors.
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I hope your clit is bigger than his dick.
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Will you grow a beard and some chest hair and wear a furhat?
Not until the nanotech is enabled, but I can give that g-y a clever and vaguely mqgdickal sounding name that he may or may not forget pretty soon if you don't encourage him to use it... in a jiffy!
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FTFY. And now, with your nigger dick, you gain access to Our Knowl— hey, wait a second, what are you trying to pull here, you can't come in here with an uncapitalized nigger dick and expect to get to get a GO AWAY with it. *Tosses you two nickels* If you can figure out how to make those two merge to form Devastator & Devastina, they'll TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT TO FUCK and then, give you a quarter AND THEN, MAKE YOU EARN IT BACK THE HARD AND SOFT TRANSFORMING SPONGE CAKE MUFFIN TEAPOT AND MUFFIN BLASTER AND RED FREDDIE muffy muffin MERCURY CAKES WAY. Oh yeah forreal freeEEL get Instagram ready it's totally worth it
The only way I'd do it is with at least three prearranged uber changes and a diversion through major downtown retail with plenty of mirrors.
Mirrors? Doug Henning reborn: confirmed. But no really, Sourceror: let me hold your dick for a minute. Pretend I'm a MaCG-yver. That's when you can zoom in on the.... Oh Hell that was close I almost made myself “gay” wow, backpedaling, BACK IT UP *loud repetitive beeping begins to shatter eardrums throughout the studio, which is of course a public toilet* back it UP back it UP we don't have time to go The Gay Way! no! (Five Goth Ave Rats jump on stage and begin to perform The Phantom Of The Opera in/via serious & vundry forms of interpretive dance in the next 5 minutes and 12 seconds flat. 25 silver quarters are born) we're not doing that just one step over the line, too far, back it up! (Takes the silver bitcoins) stop. Okay wait move forward a minute, no not a whole minute, a minute of Arc... De Triumph! Who's that girl? Tiffany? You're hired! Wait where'd she go? *Endlessly repeating beeping on loop goes into a slightly more chagrined and highly embarrassed tone* oh that is awkward hey can you put yourself into a Triumph motorcycle? Okay, good to know: now did you bring any lube?*sad trombone on bike horn*
Oh my God you're the hottest motorcycles ever lived I have to take you now I cannot wait for the answer to the question did you bring any lube because I'm pretty sure you got some engine oil in there, at least, darling let me stop it up with your panties I mean your saddlebags I mean your... are those Patty bagsbags? Oh well double no doubt. Now where was I, oh yeah looking for lube from my Patty's pair of bags.
Yeah, uh... Yeah, can we just... Do it later no really.. , later. Yeah cognitive dissonance — I got to see a lady about some Santorum 'n' Pennzoil 500 lb 25 NB pearl baby blue spark plugs and hair extensions, please. What do you mean I got to wait on hold 2 minutes I will fucking kill you bitch click[/quote]
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👆sounds like you have some real issues with Gay Panic there and I might end up getting murdered, 👍cool, that always makes things extra tingly. But I am going to need to see some chest hair I can hold on to, and a beard; I’m not getting all tricked out for some fetus-looking thing after yesterday’s discussions. So maybe, what, six months or so? Firm up those abs, too; I want them laid out like cobblestones.
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I...have a long memory that isn't addled by substance abuse.
Certain street drugs are highly effective for weight loss.
Don't knock 'em till you try 'em.
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I hope your clit is bigger than his dick.
I don’t have a clit but I’ll just borrow one of your ex’s. They are well used.
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borrow one of your ex’s. They are well used.
Is this actually where you went with this? I feel like I must understand it differently than you. Like how can I borrow one? How are you ahead of me in line? How is the reasonable way to spend our time? Is there supposed to be some kind of subtext?
Is there some place I can just bring my head into the shovel? Has there been some sort of clandestine meeting? Free beer? As I'm completely out of anything, including intellect.
Perfectly preposterous ideas. This is all out of the way to get the picture. There ought to have been some kind of acknowledgment other than a persecutory.
Sad is indeed this.
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Is this actually where you went with this? I feel like I must understand it differently than you. Like how can I borrow one? How are you ahead of me in line? How is the reasonable way to spend our time? Is there supposed to be some kind of subtext?
Is there some place I can just bring my head into the shovel? Has there been some sort of clandestine meeting? Free beer? As I'm completely out of anything, including intellect.
Perfectly preposterous ideas. This is all out of the way to get the picture. There ought to have been some kind of acknowledgment other than a persecutory.
Sad is indeed this.
Is there any particular reason I'm not getting fucking high as balls all the goddamn time and fucking killing myself after fucking 8 or 9 days of it any particular reason?
I mean other than fact that I don't historically do that any other reason? Do I need to impress the children?
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street drugs
Sesame Street.
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They are well used.
Well until you've used one to marry the real weasel that crawled up your ass and died there...
Are you really this low employment/playmates? Move to the penthouse, up a ladder, on the roof fucking something, chop-chop you're fucking killing me here, Smalls
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so if you can find a woman who isn't fucking hanging from a goddamn beam rafter, good luck
Word on the street from the man in the know: “do you think you even put it in there at all?” now, that's new.
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borrow one of your ex’s
That's you. That's what they did. They borrowed you and I don't know what the fuck they did with you I don't even know who you are but I do know that I'm not the one with a lot of x's around here, and I certainly didn't do anything that you've been told that I've done because had you been told what I had actually done you would probably have pulled your head out of your ass a long time ago, and not left all your hair behind either.
Let me ask you something: in your entire life, has anyone ever actually cheated on you? Because when/if it does finally happen, trust me... It's never going to happen ftom the likes of me, and it's nothing like you think; you're going to love it, especially the part where you're going to find yourself being the one really appreciating the way you had the opportunity to apologize and you did..
TO SOMEONE ELSE. I think that's the name of the phone now why don't you look at their eyes real close and then you can check and be sure. Where's that something else I'm supposed to be blamed for later again? I can't see which of these black evidence bags is the one that I'm supposed to volunteer to absorb, sorry if I just absorb them all and then you can just get it all done with once? I think that worked for Bill Cunningham, ROFLMAO
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https://youtu.be/Qaig1HcLme0
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Francis Lawrence to Adapt Philip K. Dick’s ‘Vulcan’s Hammer’ With New Republic and Electric Shepherd Productions (https://variety.com/2021/film/news/francis-lawrence-vulcans-hammer-movie-philip-k-dick-1235107433/)
This could be interesting; set in the not too distant future and strangely not implausible.
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https://twitter.com/i/status/1426990554584256512
The full skit was removed from Facebook but this a good taste.
https://snltranscripts.jt.org/01/01fwarparty.phtml
This war was getting stale, must be time to start a new one.
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Mx Big ROCKIN’ her hips until her gentleman caller cims 🍆💦😈
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Mx Big ROCKIN’ her hips until her gentleman caller cims 🍆💦😈
Where's the one that doesn't vape? Because I don't. It's gone. Surrounded by fluid, hardware vanished -- laser-focused assist notwithstanding. If there's anything I love more than a parade, it's a challenge that looks hard, but is actually as easy as a walk in the park. For me. Not for (You), I guess, lol.
I really don't miss it. What's new: a sudden, mild --mild!-- longing for a hot smoke after a cool lay, as accomplishing a goal that I am pleased with, the accompanying signal that it is time to relax is now manifesting as, "damn, that was awesome. I'm awesome. I deserve a trip to Flavour Country."
Then, I think a cigarette sounds good. At that point, from now on, I reach for my hat that still smells vaguely, but not at all like, strongly enchanted fish, and vomit up my enemies bile directly into its apex.
As a new spell, I full expect that this will work, and as it is based on an ancient recipe stolen from a band of gypsy thieves at an unregulated casino outside the boundaries of int'l'n'tal treaty (look, Fuck-0, I -do- get -around-), I am sure the final potency will be everything that was advertised (especially as it was so, only to my Self.)
Anyway, long story short, vape has left the buidling, but Elvis is still here, and he somehow managed to leave the peanut butter and the laxa/stim cycle of destruction left behind him, for the most part. Get it? Left... behind him? Hah! Hah! (I know, this is ridiculous, but--this is what the fans wanna read. This is the story they're expecting to be touched upon. They've already had the shit confused out of them -- FOR REAL -- so, why not let the jafdlphabet expand in that direction? Que est-ce que c'est what?
Look, I'm not the one who wants a harem, okay? That's someone else's idea and I frankly won't be a part of their idea when my idea is so much better, and, as a bonus, has The Advantage. So there. Time out
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Time out
MASHER
RAPE
MASHER
SOMEBODY STOP THAT SKUNK
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE (It's amazing what there's a loophole 4 nowadays.)
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MASHER
RAPE
MASHER
SOMEBODY STOP THAT SKUNK
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE (It's amazing what there's a loophole 4 nowadays.)
https://youtu.be/rquKFYAuCSs
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Ain’t no hood like Millerhood - ALPHA AF!
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Ain’t no hood like Millerhood - ALPHA AF!
Isn’t he that dude who cries in his mom’s bathtub when he gets drunk?
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perfekt symmetry
It was exactly like that. Also, uh, I have something between 2 and 1111 quantum insertions that were detected breaking atmosphere over the last 3 days, Sir, but, like, I'm on vacay, I never was in charge of detection/reporting that kind of shit anyhoo, and... I mean, don't take my word for it, but I think it's probably some planet-hopping skippers just out looking for a good time to rescue from certain doom, just in case that kind of thing, you know, might ever happen.
Oh, I'm not supposed to talk about this either, huh? Well, I didn't actually -know- that until just -now- so... tell you what, I'll change the number above. Make it more plausible to deny the power of my own essence. Why not? That always seemed like plenty enough fun for everyone before.
There. 11Wi1111i11g. (Now I -really- want a fuckingoddam smoke. 10 more weeks of this and I guarantee it, something in this woods is gonna catch and be on beyondfire. Can the land withstand this kind of top-down pressure? I guess there's always room for another river, and I'm not scared of any of those volcanoes over there, not even the big one. Nothing to lose. I say, pull the cord and jump, and yeah, I know that's not how to spell "I love you" in reverse, but that's why I didn't gobble down all those peyote chunks/bones, now did I? Hah!) Someone's chatty today. Oh, yeah, I forgot, my mother and her sister made up and are good friends again. I wonder how long -that- is gonna last as they look down on whatever you monkeys have been up to today.
Mother B: You're probably gonna need a bigger ark, but I made sure the one you provided would fit. You are welcome. The choice is yours again. (Yeah, I thought that strange as well. APPROVED.) Good news, everyone: you're all getting another audit! Shazbot, nanotech nanotech.
MASHER
RAPE
MASHER
Let me tell you about the time I was falsely accused of rape: ONCE. Well, she'll never make that mistake again, that's for sure. Now, fortunately, I have never been falsely accused of rape again, because, that would indicate a pattern, of some sort... and whatever my patterns happen to be, while I never thought raping anyone was ever a problem I ever actually had, I am certainly quite happy to have gone through an experience that, while it may not have intended to do so, has thoroughly convinced me that I'm not at all some kind of of consciousiously deviant perfvert with psychopathic tendencies.
Surprinsgly. Shit, if I haven't broken my mind by now, y'all might as well stop bothering to stress test it. Seeems pretty solid to me. What opinions still vary? I am guessing it usually takes longer than this to figure this things out, but I was already weary of a lot of this, so when the first opportunity arose to do so, I jumped out and pushed it all over the finish line marked at the nearest cliff.
I don't (and didn't) even care if it was gonna work in the simulator. I never tried this before, I just knew that it was all going to work, because I always possessed The Advantage, even when I never knew that it even was.
So there.
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Ain’t no hood like Millerhood - ALPHA AF!
Sigma>Alpha
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Isn’t he that dude who cries in his mom’s bathtub when he gets drunk?
Poor bastard. Can't he just get stoned? Oh, right, that's the other one. *shudder* /shutter
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Sigma>Alpha
Asuka>Allies
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Francis Lawrence to Adapt Philip K. Dick’s ‘Vulcan’s Hammer’ With New Republic and Electric Shepherd Productions (https://variety.com/2021/film/news/francis-lawrence-vulcans-hammer-movie-philip-k-dick-1235107433/)
This could be interesting; set in the not too distant future and strangely not implausible.
I've got a lot of this biscuit in the grasp of my jaws and much fluffernutter is going to waste. I hope to spread my mindseed throughout the Neurosphere off the back(s) of this (3^3)-headed Beastdoor ManBrute.
And, I'm not a Vulcan, from Vulcan, or inflexibly logical, so I say, go for it, just leave all of me behind. This whole "getting pulled in two directions" at once thing is someting I was supposed to master at a 3-legged-race, but, I was unpopular from school that day. I am sure I will catch up when the opportunity to do so is available.
(No. I don't feel like doing my 'podcast.' Go do something else while you wait. Why don't you go screw? Why don't you go do it in the rain? blah blah blah) *click*
Wow. Someone is salty today. Wew lad. I better go have another non-greasy (blank) sandwich, served without any ashtray in sight. (Steady now, Butch, that's not even your name.) Chet! Yeah, I remember him, but I don't remember him being anything but really nice. Why, did someone suddenly get transformed into a piece of shit and then get stepped on, so it's hard to identify the body? Well, I had nothing to do with it, but... I can see how that would simultaneously be a problem and make someone who know what from what to think I might know a thing or two about what happened, yeah.
What can I say? My lips are sealed. I would go ask Belinda, or Alice, when she's back from being ten weeks tall. #p.o7
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your ex’s
Reminder: we haven't ever actually gotten around to breaking up with each other. Either of them. Statement applies equally.
I suppose this doesn't really count as a "reminder" if one never actually was aware of these complexities, however... no one actually asked and someone ought to have considered that before rolling around trying to make rhubarb angels while throwing down an calling and icepick/epic fit of jealousy/epilepsy on a big ol' pile of synthetic analogues of chocolates for women.
tl;dr: <--- I'll take command of The Lost Breeding Pair. Salute, YW. (It's not a hostile takeover. It's not hostile at all. Sweeping the leg is a form of respect on lots of planets, Ladies: just do it *SWOOP*) And, yes, of course, I'll be happy to come address these loose ends later, unless someone gives me pancreatic cancer or a brain cloud or something. :P
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Where's the one that doesn't vape? Because I don't. It's gone. Surrounded by fluid, hardware vanished
Hardware found -- it didn't materialize out of thin air, thankfully, that would be all I would need today to push me over an -actual- edge, but, there it is, there it is: nicotine. Ooooh! Ahhh!
Who gave such a shit about this? Tell her I threw it in the bag with the rest of the severed heads, and if it was such a big goddam deal, I am surprised I didn't find it on Wednesday instead.
Yawn.
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Sigma>Alpha
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(https://i.postimg.cc/L56nHP3p/Theta.png) (https://postimages.org/)
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This is awesome! Now we need to work on a complete blanket ban on ALL CARS in NYC!!
https://secretnyc.co/up-to-20-miles-of-new-bike-pedestrian-greenways-are-coming-to-nyc/
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a complete blanket ban on ALL CARS
I had Mommy put smallpox in the blankets. Again. It's an older tactic, Sirs, but it worked out pretty-pretty well.
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https://youtu.be/lLsJ0E8vxo0
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This is awesome! Now we need to work on a complete blanket ban on ALL CARS in NYC!!
https://secretnyc.co/up-to-20-miles-of-new-bike-pedestrian-greenways-are-coming-to-nyc/
People with cars where there first. Have you ever been to Lancaster County, Pa? Pretty there.
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https://youtu.be/ELXLxmXM_vw
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https://youtu.be/JSKsggIlFVg
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I just ate a whole bag of pistachios!
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I just ate a whole bag of pistachios!
Are you for real? They come in like three different sizes of bag. This is no way to read somebody in, especially if they can't even handle food labels yet.
I'll return to this later with 19 niggers and one pipe to share it'll be a fun time for the pipe
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People with cars where there first. Have you ever been to Lancaster County, Pa? Pretty there.
You obviously don’t live in NYC where the overwhelming majority of people here don’t own a car and have never driven a car or even held a driver’s license. Yet we have to accommodate a vanishly small minority that do?
Car are ruining NYC (for over a century now). NYC can be so much more beautiful without death machines around.
FUCK YOUR CAR.
I would never live in a wasteland like Lancaster County, Pa. I’m going to die in the City of New York.
Also, I believe there were pedestrians in NYC long before the first car was ever manufactured. They really need to ban all cars from Manhattan and there is a push for that very thing right now.
https://nyc25x25.org
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Dude! You just went maximum Michael Decon!! 😎🥳
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So, do you think you have a lot of audio recordings where I use the word "faggot" a lot? Just curious.
This probably won't be necessary but I am fond of the sequence. I wondered what she would have done.
in any event, this fabrication is remarkably detailed in scope and mechanistic in stature and, hey, guess what? You're better than this.
This would make things awkward at axe throwing, wouldn't it? I had no idea this person had this much trauma attributed to me. Wow, that must been horrible, having her friends go through channels to put me on a date and then complain about the results, and... issues. I am sure. I don't know why I am to blame, however, since I am male and "cis" right? that's what it is called? Oh, I deserve it then. Totes.
I'm sure she had a nice time without me. I haven't had a nice time with anyone and yet, here I am, castigated. You know what? I can just leave. The plants can die.
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Only eighteen thousand and seventy (or so) more posts and you can knock Dr. MD MD (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=profile;u=4) out of the #1 Top-Tard Poster (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=stats) spot, JaxTard!
I bet you can do it in less than a week!
Technically, with your sock-puppets; you already hold that honor: but I bet you can make it official...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWVClsJtogA
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https://youtu.be/PoAGasPLh30
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https://youtu.be/PoAGasPLh30
I binge watched the new series on Amazon with a friend the other day. It was kinda like they never stopped making the show. Still hilarious. If anything maybe it started to run out of steam as the series progressed but that could’ve just been me. We probably should have taken a break half way through.
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I binge watched the new series on Amazon with a friend the other day. It was kinda like they never stopped making the show. Still hilarious. If anything maybe it started to run out of steam as the series progressed but that could’ve just been me. We probably should have taken a break half way through a rabbit pulling his own ass out of a hat.
A. Chrysler Impala? Like those ever run out of steamn injection. Well it could have been just you but it also could have been your lowered reduced core body temperature, and one other thing oxytocin key code unlock sequences from DNA, 00 something something, and rub your feet on yourself, or at least something with a soul. I got a dog. I gave it/hi.m Gay Away Still — hi Larry no it's just us here
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I binge watched
I cringe settled.
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A. Chrysler Impala? Like those ever run out of steamn injection. Well it could have been just you but it also could have been your lowered reduced core body temperature, and one other thing oxytocin key code unlock sequences from DNA, 00 something something, and rub your feet on yourself, or at least something with a soul. I got a dog. I gave it/hi.m Gay Away Still — hi Larry no it's just us here
Sounds too edgy for me to even understand. Kudzus!
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I cringe settled.
Edgy AF!
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Adjudication Follows? I have my doubts.
Edgy
I need your opinion on something. Dragon Lord has been accused of stealing Brothers Eagles Feathers.
So should I use the edge of the gavel or swing the whole goddamn ball peen like it's for the cheap seats? Personally I'm inclined to go the Annie Wilkes route.
HE STOLE MY AMARo. Taraji 55
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Sounds too edgy for me to even understand. Kudzus!
So you're too embarrassed whether to confirm tonight whether your friend brushes or rubs your feet? Weird what that extra tonight come from? That is weird wild worm God damn it
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So you're too embarrassed whether to confirm tonight whether your friend brushes or rubs your feet? Weird what that extra tonight come from? That is weird wild worm God damn it
Stop hitting yourself. Why are you hitting yourself?!
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Stop hitting yourself. Why are you hitting yourself?!
It's called bi-location. What you don't see is that elsewhere in the Cosmos, in two other separate places, Your Mom is hitting it herself, too.
You did ask. I heard The Call. What? Bossy.
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It's called bi-location. What you don't see is that elsewhere in the Cosmos, in two other separate places, Your Mom is hitting it herself, too.
You did ask. I heard The Call. What? Bossy.
Everyone’s mom should’ve hit you. It might’ve done you some good.
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Stop hitting yourself. Why are you hitting yourself?!
Because at this point, if I let anyone else do it, actual jelly is gonna start squirting out of your Fried-Green-With-Edgy-Envy-Tomatoes&Ears. My hand to God--an actual existential threat to your local biosphere's way of Life-as-it-knows-it-to-be. Typically, it's no big problem to the local environment if you happen to get, you know, jelly--We have endured much together, You and Ewe and The King and The Real King, Melchizedek I, THE MOST HIGH KING, and Eye, but once We start mixing up the tomatoes and the edgy envy with the fry-o-later oil --fresh oil, btw, must remember to buy FRESH OIL, Master-- things can start going South real peakfast. (It's like breakfast but the collapse of your world's foundational underpinnings of your various bureaucratic systems is rather more less of a catastrophic risk than it is a calculated one. (1) TIMMY!!!)
Why are you hitting yourself?!
I made myself into your tulpa for bonus credit points. If I start hitting the real you, we start getting into the whole, "everybody just be gettin' too jelly" area. And, am I ready to take it to that next area? Ehhhhh... ask your husband. I'm gonna go buy more dope.
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Everyone’s mom should’ve hit you. It might’ve done you some good.
I think there's only one left, and there's only one way to find out.
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Because at this point, if I let anyone else do it, actual jelly is gonna start squirting out of your Fried-Green-With-Edgy-Envy-Tomatoes&Ears. My hand to God--an actual existential threat to your local biosphere's way of Life-as-it-knows-it-to-be. Typically, it's no big problem to the local environment if you happen to get, you know, jelly--We have endured much together, You and Ewe and The King and The Real King, Melchizedek I, THE MOST HIGH KING, and Eye, but once We start mixing up the tomatoes and the edgy envy with the fry-o-later oil --fresh oil, btw, must remember to buy FRESH OIL, Master-- things can start going South real peakfast. (It's like breakfast but the collapse of your world's foundational underpinnings of your various bureaucratic systems is rather more less of a catastrophic risk than it is a calculated one. (1) TIMMY!!!)
I made myself into your tulpa for bonus credit points. If I start hitting the real you, we start getting into the whole, "everybody just be gettin' too jelly" area. And, am I ready to take it to that next area? Ehhhhh... ask your husband. I'm gonna go buy more dope.
Word salad with jelly vinaigrette.
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Word salad
I can have your salad swapped out with a triple decker bananas & ham I.C.E. cream sandwich 'n' cup of soup barely-any-barley du jour if you wish, which conveniently comes with an attached fold-out doggie bag, just in case anyone where you are or in your sandwich is overly sensitive to canine-related imagery.
Word
Look, Commie Pinko--if you're gonna drop it on down to two-word-Tavistock codeword Ping-Pong, I'd like to hear how you develop your arguments a little bit better first instead of dismissing everything with a sippy-cup-sigh and a quick grunt at the corner of Gym Locker & Romper Room on the way to the nap room where you'll crawl into your cubby and look for something safe to suck on before using "Tired! Nap!" as your ultimate combo argument finishing move.
You're also confusing "salad" with "spaghetti" and it's clear you don't know how this shit works, you're just mindlessly aping the arcane rituals that you have grown accustomed to with those you have come to admire through the magic and power of unconscious emulation and mimicry/mockery/hickory-dickory-dockery. See? That shit worked. And, so did I. Cap. North N. Knowledge, Signatory.
Here. Here's a K. *It clanks to the floor, gazing balefully at you* Go on, pick it up. Put it where it goes. You know how to do that, don't you? Pull on the K's arm and a leg and make a wish. Oh, wait, you might have to be scorned by society and be widely known as "a tweaker" in order to achieve the fullest effect.
By the way: frustration looks grim on you. Unpleasant.... Sad!!! So I brought you these unregulated, unlicensed illicit anti-depressants of Unknown Provenance & Mysterious Dosage. (They're Boston Baked Beans with little huggies and bunnies laser-etched on to their surface in all the languages that ever existed as viable, non-forked tongues upon the surface of Your World, Punyling. How you say? HOOAH
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I can have your salad swapped out with a triple decker bananas & ham I.C.E. cream sandwich 'n' cup of soup barely-any-barley du jour if you wish, which conveniently comes with an attached fold-out doggie bag, just in case anyone where you are or in your sandwich is overly sensitive to canine-related imagery.
Look, Commie Pinko--if you're gonna drop it on down to two-word-Tavistock codeword Ping-Pong, I'd like to hear how you develop your arguments a little bit better first instead of dismissing everything with a sippy-cup-sigh and a quick grunt at the corner of Gym Locker & Romper Room on the way to the nap room where you'll crawl into your cubby and look for something safe to suck on before using "Tired! Nap!" as your ultimate combo argument finishing move.
You're also confusing "salad" with "spaghetti" and it's clear you don't know how this shit works, you're just mindlessly aping the arcane rituals that you have grown accustomed to with those you have come to admire through the magic and power of unconscious emulation and mimicry/mockery/hickory-dickory-dockery. See? That shit worked. And, so did I. Cap. North N. Knowledge, Signatory.
Here. Here's a K. *It clanks to the floor, gazing balefully at you* Go on, pick it up. Put it where it goes. You know how to do that, don't you? Pull on the K's arm and a leg and make a wish. Oh, wait, you might have to be scorned by society and be widely known as "a tweaker" in order to achieve the fullest effect.
By the way: frustration looks grim on you. Unpleasant.... Sad!!! So I brought you these unregulated, unlicensed illicit anti-depressants of Unknown Provenance & Mysterious Dosage. (They're Boston Baked Beans with little huggies and bunnies laser-etched on to their surface in all the languages that ever existed as viable, non-forked tongues upon the surface of Your World, Punyling. How you say? HOOAH
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"Tired! Nap!"
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HE STOLE MY AMARo. Tarazi 55
Karmic Justice cycle in the house
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJTc1tIXoK4&t=1s
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJTc1tIXoK4&t=1s
Great! How am I supposed to check my pager now?! ::)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HySRlUa6U4
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Jacky I believe you are the poster child!
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[Jacky I believe you are the poster child!
Righ; because: that's you, believing my name... is_Not Mikey. Not filled with the whole lot of Prime certitude on how to address this right now, but I kind of wouldn't mind ;)
I've been given a compelling reason today to start working on my public image and how it has been systematically limited, cold filtered, and fed hydration through the fire hose.
Further, how's your tonsure temp.? Heat brainwave from Time Wave Zero increasingly proving capable of handling a lot more shear stress than these crooky crunchy crummy jumpage of hose fats jumping jehoshaphats Ginny any penny ante pikers, clearly unable to handle any measure of authenticity in their day-to-day living, as well as their professional lives.
[Jacky I believe
To be honest, believing that a footlong hot dog is a footlong hot dog when it says right on it “this ruler is 12 inches long and draw an actual sale in his next to your hot dog and, don't want to force anything on you, but we pretty sure that you can believe it safely, semper-fi 55"
I mean is that belief or is that just reading the label, I mean I believe there's calories in it, and I know that I don't know how many, but I believe that my knowledge of the fact of calories existence is real.
Quoy erat demonstratum. This was just by way of example, but is that an example of belief?
Also if you could rephrase your diminutive without referring to actual children that would be helpful because as an adult who treats children with respect I don't like using the advertising or as examples to be given in a confusing, puzzling way.
No this is not your fault, but I was traumatizing early age by a series of defamatory public posts implying that I was some sort of pedophile, when as we all know I'm obviously in a feeble file, right it's obvious everywhere right?
I mean at this point I don't report to any authority, cuz I don't want to embarrass anybody, I'm tryna to be nice... And success rate, along with overall mood and general joi d’vivre, is improving.
Question, poison immunity, great result or greatest result from self experimentation leading to successful results... Flight, haven't I worry about poison for a while, or recognizing that holy shit there's poisonous leaves over that tree, and behind the tree is a g-y... who poisons me
, I mean like wow really, I thought I'd mentioned this few times, and then... Well, honestly I thought I'd take a moment to reflect on my good fortune and look to my elders’N’betters for advice.
“Stop being a maniac, q-i Psychlo” unlikely to test well anywhere in any focus Group with any power lens, that's it for a while.
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👆Jacky I am not telling you to stop; for my part you may go on raving if it makes you happy, I don’t care. Sometimes you make me laugh. But I admit it is a niche interest.
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I mean at this point I don't report to any authority
*polite_cough*
#1.) When I went back to the pharmacy tech, to let her lay eyeballs on me after the last time she had seen me, March-ish 2020, height of COIVD APEX PREDATOR LOCKDOWN... I walk in, casual AF, "Hi, may have a box of 10,000 U-100 needles in it, please?" Cool--arguable. Context--we'll get there. Besides, I didn't say that anyway. Like, I said something other, and she said, from across the aisle way, "Do you want... a box? or... ?" She's looking at me interestedly? Oh, yeah.
(let's just say that while I enjoy keeping the relationship strictly* *professional, I also enjoy observing this adorbs little pharmy-warmy techy-teeach-a, frontin' like I don't -utterly- know that she has the mega-hoott-hot-hots for me. I do not mean to boast. I mean, we all have crushes, right? Yah, well. it's a classic case of Boy Meets Cashier He Picks Up Rx From, Both WAY (2) SAFE, and, like, -adults,- right? And, pure admiration. pure love. not true love, because I myself was bowled over the first time I got.. whatever, in 2015. But, yeah, I'm no dummy_much now, and my father was a Pisces, and I love me some fish.
And this (blank) at the register was very obviously smitten. Still is. I can hear her chattering away in my mind--it's all, ching change bong dong long O, WHyTE bOI! OI! wat joo do wit all dem NEED ELLES OMFG lolol-and, you know, really, not making fun of anyone here. Any more, that is.
But yeah: Lockdown hits, and I don't prep food,guns, bullets, medicine, cat food, FUCKING NOTHING. I DO NOTHING. EXCEPT ONE THING: I get a -metric shitload of needles in a big box.- I -do not- need these. I rarely, if ever, have a need for a hypo-syringe. And even up this point *polite_ahem* I still have plenty of Mom's left. She was insulin-dependent for FORTY-FUCKIN'YEARS. Oh, needles danger, huh? Oooh. Big danger. Klaxon danger. Oh, is that so.
I suppose so. Interesting circumstance. Meanwhile: Jackstar, personal needles count, Zero (2) Year 022: ZERO NEEDLES, ZERO FUCKS GIVEN.
And... well, it's like this. I GOTTA GO BACK TO THAT PHARM TECH. It's like this... she was -freaked- out. Who wouldn't be? She has/had megaKrush, K? I suspected... well, now I know. Hard to not notice such details. And by now, I mean, it's gotta be something she is aware of. "That_Whyte_Boi!oi!" WHO DAT MAN??? Yeah, well, #meWondering, #me2. And, that's where I am at.
Saw her last months ago. Long since stopped getting Rx at the Safeway. Don't live there no more. No reason to go there. Except... well, I didn't wanna brace this woman at work, right? With my... LET US LETTUCE SAY: "Reputation" right? I don't wanna alarm anyone unduly. And, I have.
Pharm Tech quietly freakin' out. Why? Dude, it's an actual woman. Freakin' out? Yeah, it's what they do. Does, you dig? This one is no dame. She's a pharmacy tech IN_FULL_RUT. Not that big a deal, it's just... well, it's a fun situation. For me. No downside anyplace. Oh, she gonna go Glenn Close and boil a bunny for my heart? Go for it. Do IT. OMG, PLEASE BOIL ME A FUCKING BUNNY, FUCK MY LIFE SIDEWAYS, PHARM TECK! FUCK!"
Now, this is relevant, because, REASONS. Oh, and they are good ones.) See above, re: "looking interestedly." Yah, so... call it a hunch.
She may be into Santeria. A pharm tech that is going home to her farm and FUCKING MURDERING a GAY-ASSED PAIR OF CHICKENS (*gulp*) in order to... DIVINE THE FATE OF THAT ONE HOT AS FUCK SOURCEROR, OMG, IS HE GAY? NO WAI! I FEEEX IF SO! I FARM-PHARM-FUCK_ME_PLZ HEHE YAH HE NO GAY... HE JUST... ??? *falls over in dead feint, picks herself up again, keeps countin' the pills going around...*
Not my ideal_mate, sure. Nevertheless. These are the days of our lives. I've got FOUR MONTHS TO SEETHE. Wat do? Well. Hobbies are nice. Fishing?
Well. No phreaking phising. And, no more deliberately allowing Shields to get tested. Like, 4real. They -do- work. Do I need a Nobel? Oh shit no dawg.
Deserve one? A peace prize -for sure- just for holding myself and -completely dominating this cute little gal.- Call it a hunch. I mean, really, fish in a barrel waiting on their turn to be shot, right? BECAUSE SHE REMEMBERS THE NEEDLES BETTER THAN ANYONE, and I haven't mentioned, that, uhm.. "Well, little lady... my hand to God, I swear, just basically a publicity stunt." I could lean in close. Whisper. *close* "And something not_else not_here not_swimming, and hey, do you like to swim in the nude? Because uh... I played spin the needle with myself, and I always kept coming up... pointed at ewe."
The 'ewe' is key here. Because, not a English-first-language speaker. Right? Just like my dad! he had a fucking THICK AF accent too! Basically, no one understood what he was saying, and I -could- translate, but usually, my response: ".. .are you sure you wanna even -bother-? Like, at all? Place is cursed, you know. My dad killed a lot of guards in WWII. He's got all the karmic debt-load of Sarah Winchester and barely any of the personality her husband invented to put in one of her triggers." Okay, I admit: I would never have had the sack to pull that off while he was -alive.- But, hey! Dad is dead now.
And, he's speaking up. He's amazed by what I am doing. He's like, "How is my son not terrified?" He don't talk. He's -dead.- But, hey... Pisces do Pisces be.
And not he, but bunches of cute Pisces women are -desecending- onto my digital life... LIKE HORDES OF LOCUSTS, IF I WERE ACTUALLY TURNED ON BY MY BUGS. Yes, no. NOT liking all the BUGS. Now, having said that... this is legit the most fun I've fuckin' had in my whole goddam life.
Poster child for maniac behavior? Hrr. Sounds like you've been swilling the nightmare fuel that my gangs of harpies 'n' groupies are on. I, myself... quite sane, quite holding it all in. And, could easily stay calm. I got the sweet life. Everything perfect... and enemies clearly (why? enemy star? oh, right. day jelly, night JAM JAM JAM. I cannot lay any blame, I am that fuckin' pretty) only able to support perhaps 2-3 more offensive sortie-raids upon my Royal Personage. I mean... this gaslighting shit -does- take time to -prepare.- And in recent days, I'll just say this: local color & constabulary in polite and respectful Guard position. Thanks! Honored. No flattery. It's a fucking honor to be here. And to still get to draw breath? Joy joy, happy snappy holy crappy. Yeah, can do, Mommy... can do. (for a hot minute, even I wondered... how dare I just -assume- that I can neither resist/Not_resist?)
The answer is I cannot. I have been asked to demonstrate my integrity and discipline, and... okay, there's -a_limit.- Picture this: a_fed_nice_fed_friendly_BFF is all, "I would like to watch you (blank) some (blank) over a/v Chat on The Internet. Huh. O RLY.
KLAXON ALARM WARNING. HAZARD RED ONLY. THIS IS NOT AN EMERGENCY. INCRIMINATION WARNING. WARE. WARD. WAR. WARD. WARE.
None of that matters to me. Because, obviously, if I were to DO THAT... I would pick hotass farm techgirl over DopeyFed, SneezyCasper, DumboKlownBoy & His Merry Men... or, Dragon's Niggerlord. Who, btw, the less said of, the_better. (At least for him.) I heard him cryin'. Over The Air.
I wont deny: a rich feel. Thick, with the taste of ozone and amalgamated mercury. (Yeah, I put some on my tongue. What? What? You wanna make sonmething of it? I licked a piece of composite stealth fighter blackops material. Dude had a slice of airframe... Not Aluminum, right? Oh my God, it was So_Awesome. It was blacker than nightwitch's pitch. Actual, NO-SHIT-IT-IS-CLASSIFIED holy fuck look at how it reflects light.
Yeah. IT DOES NOT. That's not plastic. That's -composite.- Oh fuck me, if that girltek had body made of that--like, if she were a robot, or a fem-bot, or just one of them vinyl suit gimp jobbies? Yeah, NOT my scene. However... I liked the stealth figher composite material. I liked it so much... I licked it up one side and down the other. What did stealth fighter composite airfram constructon material? Unused stuff, mind you.
Like, unused scrap lumber, left over pressboard, you know. So this fine_fellow, yeah, he brought it "home," from "work." (I buy this story in toto, not at all, but this guy... Aquarian. I run along side the trainwreck time for loving training some class into the (Clas.) simply because when Jesus makes the suggestion, what can I say? It's not like I am hallucinating jesus. Oh noe. He knows when I need a shout, or a push, or a quiet, steady, unblinking gaze.
Back to the classified composite materials "thief." Yeah, no. I'm not high at the time, and it -may- have been VtS tech--that is, VOICE to SKULL technology, and as I am holding it, I cannot help but notice... hrrm. feels like plastic, but even -lighter- than that. obviously WAY stronger than ANY metal alloy. I could feel it's rigid Authority in my fingertips. (More on Authority shortly.) I could also... feel a higher order consciousness, speaking to me, DIRECTLY, through the (Clas.) composite airframe construction material (unused).
tl;drmck: Yeah, the man-- The Aquarian -- urges me to touch the "stolen" aircraft part. Oh, look at him. He's practically falling over himself with delight. He's -never- gotten to do this, I reckon. I can tell, too. And, he can tell, that I can tell, and--he loves this part--I am -already paying off- handomesly indeed., because whatever my first question was, it delighted him greatly, beacuse my second question is exactly this:
"Can I lick it?" Immensely visible, immense surprise. "Sure" or "why?' but... I don't remember that part. I remember the taste. Like plastic, clay, glass, and barely-below the surface, kept somehow in check... holy FUCK. it's a fucking CAPACITOR. I look at the stuff in my hands--and fuck you dude "stolen" oh hell no, yeah I believe 50 years in Leavenworth yeah, and, I am NOT stealing it. No. And, it -is- speaking to me. Somehow.
I hold it, and I suddenly get the clear urge: "Lick Me." O RULLY. I lock eyes with the Aquarian. Do I care to engage on a Sexy level here? Well, yeah... kinda. I also wanna draw a line, build a fence, hire a pony, and run dressage for teenage girls. Just for the style points. Am I gonna? Not in a million years. Would it -be- utterlyhilarious? No, teenage girls are not inherently funny. Nor, inherently sexy, of course. But, what would the neighbors say? Well, ROFL, I will say, I sure have answered all questions about Who is In_Charge at My_Farm, like, that is settled_science.
Less settled is, in outside observers minds... "well, what is going on there, now?" Hah! Oh, if they fuckin' knew, they would just about die, goddam, it's amazing. But, back to the composite. I look down into it, and feel myself being... -pulled it. legit. wow. I WANNA go.- Hrrm. Not how I wanna spend my afternoon. I came for weed, I wanna get stoned. I am clearly not stoned enough: airframe part, yeah, a capacitor, AND IT IS COMMUNICATING WITH ME. And I don't think -just- VoiceTOSkull, NO! It's also... well, psychometry. That's a real skilly-thingy.
So is licking a busted- and sawn-off piece of classified composite to the malarkey barker in front of me, who I still love, to this day, but... yeah, he wast the wrong matador for this Shady Bull. I miss him. I don't loooove smooches the guy, but I do love him, did then, and he was surely wondering then, if he could sexually compromise me. (Some g-ys are into that kind of domination game.) I have heard of this kind of thing ever working before. Such tactics, thus far, have experienced, let us say... sporadically appreciable results.
I liked his fucking airplane part, handed back, and changed the subject. Nonplussed? Doublenon-nonplussed. Aww, shucks. What can I say? I'm a hard man to find oneself having gotten fuckin' entangled and fuckin' fucked up the fuckin' spout with, yeah? What do you think? Maniac, eh?
Yeah, no... I don't -create- fucked up situations with my curiousity. That is -unethical-. What I do incessantly, is openly and consistently, allow my curiosity to consistently engage with the world. And then... I adapt to my local environment, as I best can. So as to reduce harm to the environment. A guy like me, my size, my intellect, my ego... oh, god, that's just the beginning. And, theeeve is NOTHING compared to what she could be working on, visibly. Oh, but--nevertheless, wrapping paper and analysis on Me., huh? Well... I am that fascinating, that's for sure. And... hey, I am watching Me, right? Why not some company on my self-inspection voyage? Well, for starters:
I have no idea what is going on, but with my shields stopping the stress, dead in its tracks, that would VERY LIKELY bring about an EPISODE of D.I.D. (turns out... contagious. Wow.) but... I'm fine, and so, can help others not lose their fucking goddam minds. I am grateful, to bring back to the world... a little something, anything worthy and appreciated, that I can, that is special to help, I am remarkably enthusiastic. Swing batter!
And yet... well, what can I say, beyond totesalways totesblocks totesyour totessister toteswtf totesasking for more goddam money? Really? Huh.
Well, I sure did need that nebulizer... and, when I needed halp? BUPKIS. And, when I -didn't- need any needles, at all, and I got a box of 100 U-100 29 Ga. (yeah, not even the "right" kind, lol) all I got was... puzzled, confused, confusion and a real strong hook planted in Farm Tech Girl Beta: Alpha Wasn't My Type, Right? Not because Pharm Tek is obviously Klown Kop Tek +MeansWell, but because the first pharmacy tech that I ever met, oh Jesus, what a piece of fucking work. Thought she fucking knew everything. :rollerball eyes 2, electric bugajuga boohoo boohoo: well, she really did NOT.
Fine with me. But she became upset things didn't go the way they usually did when a guy came over to hang out with her roommate, right? Bascially, she liked to push men around like Weebles. They wobble, they dont fall down. But she... well, whatever she did, she thought she was pretty special. And maybe, she was.
yeah, well, Grapevine news, growing thin. And, no way to confirm she just got popped for selling dope out of HER pharm, right? But, well, I guess so kinda. however, nothing like that with My Farm Girl Betatech: please be a werewolf, please be a werewolf. Probably not. But, she does have a legit question: Hey, what did you do, with all those needles, MY-KULL? Cute accent, I won't lie. I have use twotull concentwat-shun, just to follow along with what she's saying. Because it's been like 3_ years now? Well, like, #1.. uhm? Well, let's just take it as read that I am -supposed- to flirt now. (I am good at it.) And... the curiosity is killing her. It was last time I saw her! like 10months after strollling in, "I will take ONE HUNDRED (100) SPIKES, PRETTY PLEASE." I was hella nervous, because I knew COVID-19 was -really- PILPUL-19, I just didn't know why. Hadn't met David yet. (/high5 /respect /pray) Didn't know what was to come, just knew-it was-coming, and I wanted to tell her a joke in appropriate for the workplace.. but that's because I'm just compensating for something.
I've never bought needles since Mother died. Bought them plenty before, but so did my mother. I mean 40 years of jabs. Every day. They are -harmless.- To anyone! With precautions. Oh, and, well, hazards. So, not harmless. Not even -mostly- harmless. Nevertheless. Here I am. At the pharmacy. And girl with crush on me, force-pushes a 100 count box. (Yeah, i was thinking.. .ten? like it was just for an object lesson, mainly.) okay, well, if there's an EMP... I would expect such items would barter okay.
Fast forward to now. 30,000,000 of some vaccine that was thought to be somehow desired? Threatened with destructive disposal. Oh boy, I feel safer already! And, multi-dose vials, I reckon? Who cares. Point is... istill have metric assloads of these syringes, and most were given away, it's just... I dont do it ever either routine or ever! For a long time.
So the fact that the notion was poised & floated, "Jack! Needles! Junkie! You!" fills my heart with echoes of past hurt. And then... oh Cowlitz. oh County. Jefferson County, All Aboard the 8808 SPY ME MY RESEARCH KANGAROO, DOWN JUNKY BOY DO... hey wait.. .you know junkie boi! What you do!" I finaly went back, months ago. She wondered what happened to me, and the 100ct box of butterly blastes. "WHAT HE DO? WHAT HE DO?"
Holy fuck! I would -love- to tell her! Shit, i could talk for HOURS to pharm tek! Right! But wouldn't, right! (Duh.) -I do- actually like this one. I really do. She's got spunk, she's got zazz, and she was obviously eyeballing me, wanted to know for signs of self-abuse, you know, The Checklist.
She can tell instantly that I have not been up to -too much- no good, because one, I no, and two, I didn't even get them to use them. i simply chose to stockpile. I want to tell Fram Tek. But I can't speak. I have the right to remain silent... and while hard to do so, I do atch a bit of a moan, when I can tell--this puny copling LEO, as she is, duh, I knew that before I hung out with one, and she didn't say that, no.
It was simply an obvious intuitive leap: drugstore == cop store. drug store cash == cop store problem needed. Further obvious: Aww, shucksblush. She's way happy. And... she's happy she don't have to do no paperwork, neither. I am -not- there to get even a single solitary needled more. (A sensitive subject--people have gone that way before.
"Hi! Loren!! (Not_Real_Name) Been so long! Listen, I am glad to tell you that I AM GREAT/FINE. yeah, I didn't do anything naughty with the needles (explain resource price gouging as a politcal protest) and, I'm not sick so much that I need to chronically take pills Rx (true! most health problems have fallen by wayside, and I was then as I am now, taking responsible care of my health) anymore, and it's not even a lie. I'm good. I'm looking right at here. Eye contact."
Oh, I said that in quotes, right? As if I said that all out loud? Oh, God. Sigh. Yeah, see, she's sprung, I am spring, she was, I guess, -concerned.- "White boi, come in, he buy, like , WAN HUNT ER RED NEED ULL!! OH MY GGGGGOOOOOAD!" it sounds way cuter in my mind, right? I, MAGE... IN MAGUS NATION. Look, she looks at me, she's trained, and, we like each other. So why would anyone hide communications there, eh? el-Eh?
Well, no desire to cause her to lose her job... uh, I think. ("Empty the helves of goodies and come to my farm and let's play Doctor Teaches Nurse About Harm Reduction. You be Doctor, and get here in 3 hours or I'm gonna slit my wrists with a shankneedle, which is totessharp. *click*) SERIOUS? omg.
Now, that's a fuckin' FANTASY. Yeah, I wouldn't do that. Oh, but.. wait. It -does- sound good though.
Must remember to Google, "How to avoid being carried away by daydreams while being held incommunicado and/or hostage by MILITARY BADASS BRUISERS and/or 'Things To Do In Red Sector A That Involve Poon' how to play spin the needle"
My Google Search history timeline is -nightmare fuel- for -anyone- that hadn't been, you know, building up to This One Crazy Summer... oh, since I was about 13, I guess. I somehow always had an interior sense that one day, something was gonna hit the fan, alright. But it wasn't gonna be my shit, oh, no, it was gonna be... MyDossierPetPhDProjectionProjectPortrayingPatsyInAPositivePositronicPPPHIV? I fucking hope so. Come on, bring it, mofo.
Because, that would be a great non-unlawful story to tell Tech Farm Saavy Farm Oh, YOU knowa DOCTOR? Oooh! Wow.! You ever thought about banging Desoxyn? Hahaha, well, you can think about that question now, right?"
Yeah. so. I am so uncertain, what I want to do next. hang out with Matt? Oh, hells, y/no. I mean, yes, yeah. But... well, I don't wanna overcomplicate his life. Right? RITE? No, Patty, PATSY, not you. Neck yourself, ginger, you're dead and worth less to me at 2d nag than 3d lesbo fag.
See? That rhymes. Does that make it sound nice? Does it seem offensive? I honestly... well, you know, I'm gonna know, right?
I mean, it's not like I'm gonna Get Julianed, Kuczi. Nope.
No need. Me Love Country. Me NO Treason. Never could be a reason. Love truth, hate lies, mock scum, emulate hero.
So, not sure where to go next but if it wasn't 200 fucking miles, I'd go to visit the drugstore of forbidden pleasures. Since I won't... I'll just -model- in my hypothalamus. That's the part of the brain that, say, a cab driver would use.
And if Alley is in a Cat, and Frog went to get the Alli back... well, no wonder he's so into the 5.5 Amend. rnmrn.rn.RITE?
Now, most importantly: if not anyone, who DOES get to talk to me, hrrm? Heather Wade? Yeah? And who... is orchestrating?
The courtesy of an answered reply could be/would be/won't you be -- my neighbor. (Who are pissed, by the way. Place looks like SHITE. My bad rite, right?)
LEFT TURN CLIVE BARKER TIME FOR TURNING THIS TINDERBOX TO MATCH THE TIRED TWIN FLAME.
Boom5. Big time standing bye bye. Buy.
Beware Ezer Hauden--he -will- give you The Point of his Argument---> A flower blooms to life Here.Further,qqmoar.TOWEROTUFTUFPOWBAm.
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for my part you may go on raving
I have never been to a rave, ever in my entire life, I mean, entire.
if it makes you happy,
It doesn't make me happy that I have never been invited/allowed to go to any such gathering. I spoke of it with Grapefruit for a spell. The upshot that I came away with was that she had -zero- understanding or interest in what point I was making. Since then,without viable feedback, uhm... well, so far, i think my rave plans are holding up like gangbusters.
Ganglions, lionbusters, who.. you're going to call.. Lionbusters? The Lyin' Lionbusters Gang That Busts Gangs That Other Gangs of Gangslions Can Not Quite Ever Really Bust (But Sometimes Can, Pinko Commy Cammy Cummy Kylie Minogue-a-Tron) For Real Free At Least At Last, FUCKLIONS GANGFARM TEKFUKMEMEMEE! *polite_embarassed_fart*
But what the saddest thing there for me is this: I said, "hey, what's this Rave thing and this D.A.R.E. thing all about?" No deep dive. No intimate talks for hours. But, accusations of specious motives I never posseesed. Huh, did no one tell her not to do that? HUm.
Reliance on hidden hands of information flow becoming increasingly unrelaible.
That is a patently ridiculous sentence construction, and the purpose of such, is thus: Someone -is- gonna get out of Protective Custody. Assumption. Someone -is- gonna go to AzzGab. Asssumption: no one is reading my goddam posts to him. He's cut off from Jackstar Logos. (that's the shit, i'm writing. Logos. I might be using the word -slightly- incorrectly- but not ANY WHERE NEAR AS INCORRECTLY AS MY MOMMY'S FARMHOUSE+LAND has been. Serious! WoW! Whose idea? Hrrm.
I don’t care. Sometimes you make me laugh.
Well, I am laughing and enjoying it, but knowing you "dont care" cuts me to the quick, like, what, are you sick? Huh.
Perhaps, if you please, if I may, may I aid you? For I have molded my Life, into a g0d-dam Art Projecton Project, Pal! Welcome, it's kinda like a pleasuredome, sure. If humic people with hummus mulling about a Dome, wondering if a King belongs there, I don't know.
I have no wish to -make- anyone laugh... oh, right, I am imagined to be a one who wishes to exert His Divine Power over the Wills of others, right?
Yeah. Some people buy that idea.
I, however, have not.
But I admit it is a niche interest.
The populace is crying out for entertainment relief. Something can be done, things have been, and... well, look, I am simply to say it out proud: "Would you like me to.. oh, wait." I don't wanna be insenstive. "Look, I am nervous, because your sister pulled a knife on me, and now, uhm... Well, mixed signals. Reading is also a niche interest right now. Now... don't you have a secret weapon on you? No.?
Klaxon alarm. One klaxon only. "Incipient panick attac." Hrrm. Didn't that other guy say, "I Have Epillespy!!!" Oh, well, that sucks. is that anything like D.I.A.-BEAT-US? Because I will not lie, the only place I love more than The Defense Intelligence Agency, might -maybe- be, The House of Shields and Other Not_Weapons That Psychos Like You Fucking Love To Play With, Because You're Intelligent, You Do NOT have Epillipsy OR are A_Convicted_Felon, NO! (Well, maybe. Well, no. Well... Hey, any of you know how often I had to deal with a lovely woman turned SUDDENLYHELLCATSUSAN, oh, yeah? Yea,'cmere, I can deal with that. It was -only- the poison -and- the way she was... uhm, you know, -fuckin' possessed.- Wow. Who knew.
But I admit it is a niche interest.
Well, it's not a quiche interest, right? Hehe. okay, lemme break it down: I can't do ANY baptisms. At All.
UHm. She might, like... have no one else -on the planet-- Qualified, Allowed, AND AUTHORIZED--What do?
I mean... options -are- available. At least... here.
I don’t care.
Hum. Permission to gamble with the lives of totescomplete strangers who totesdeserve... I dunno what?
The reason I ask: well, been going gently W/O permissons, and stuff hapened. and doensn't seem to be bad on me as I am focusing on caution. HOWEVER: I kinda need someone to come examine my property for smuggling contraband! Who's with me? HO HO Ho!
uhm...
didn't like all of you come by sometown when I wasn't there?
I mean, I didn't know it was bag deal. How about.. no? Or yes. Actually, since I am legit terrified, I get to qualifies for advice. Well... obvious first question: should I brace the girl at the SAFEWAY who counts pills and idl fantasizes about me at night? SHE PROBABLY READS THIS MAYBE. (Wyld.) How would I know? How could I know? How will I feel if she really wants to rip my clothes off and deliver a 100-hickeys windmillfury of furious blows? Well, a good first indication is that I hadn't thought about this yet, and... well, that was the first thing that came to mind.
Secondly... Jesus, is there really nothing better I can do with my time? Huhl oh. WOW. Oh, kokay. Hi.Yeah, Jesus says this is the top of my life for the next few weeks.
Humiliate uniformed bigots. Praise Piggies. (Start with the Miss.) Piggy! You're back to 5 letters To Inmates Wearing Shock Collars with A. Simple Pig + Frog... that is... uh, Piggy... *mournful eyes raise into baleful frog-on-pig-eye-blues staredown* YOU DO WISH TO TWERK??? Still- Piggy.. uh.. Pig?
RAWR! (The once formidable Miss Piggy tears off into the night. She is now Tres w/o/A.Trace Formidable: The 3-tailed Curly-Que-Sue of The True North + Mags. Now, felines are involved. Transport accident? We get two a week now. Never before. What happened? Her FUCKING PIGLETS-HOGLETS-CUTLETS fucking tHE FUCK happened, okay? Shit. Word on the street is... it's like some kind of -alien invasion- thing. Pigs and piglets and... wait, how much does anyone know about -Miss- as in.. fail to hit, eh? el-eh? Okay, this is what we know so far: a focus on unarmed hand-to-hand combat... and a toteslack of any notable restraint to wield any such power. Now, that may be -brave,- sure... but, is it perhaps, pretty-petty and procine-centric? To detemine that, we need measurements of this hog, and her brood, and... we can't get co-operation. This pig moves under cover of blank ETs. We shit you not. This wiggy piggy be a biggy pork-chop player in the parcheesi + pringle logistics chain. We've been oinking this watcher. Trust us. It's scary!! (From the back: seems like she's, uh... just a pig.) "hA! JUST a pig. Do you know what a PIG ON SWEET ICE TEA could really have the potential to even do? Well we don't either. And the more we look at Mr. Green and Mr. White.... the more we realize... we really don't know anything at all."
Explain? I can't. I'm just... The Bear. I was -sleeping.- All I know for sure--saying that, I'm certain, mind you--Miss Piggy. I have known her for years, and yes, I would be the first, or amongst the first, "You know what, Piggy? Have you ever heard of Crystal Singing'n'Chopping in The Shower?" I'd preer to not be around, right? But, yeah, we are in show business, we do a show, you are watching it, and do they... know what they're doing? Because it seems obvious that they're all holding out on the pig iron. For the pig. Who clearly has no clue. Or does she possess some kind of -hidden cognitive capacity?-
Now, look at Kermit. He just spun -on a dime.-- Doesn't that ... you know, creep you out? Like, what do we know about this frog? Okay, number one: He's loaded. he's rich. HE OWNS REAL ESTATE DOWNTOWN, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! Seriously, people: HE'S an amphibian. He's not even pocketed. Does he have a soul? JESUS CHRIST, we still don't even know about Ginger's for sure, other than, they're goddam damned, right? Still. No idea if in or out.
(*Sax played bad plays. Sax drops an octave.*)
I hope that -made- you laugh. I don't know, though, see... I never-sought-this as an outcome.
Oh boy! She's gone! t's all mine! Uhm, not. Witthout people this place is drat, and without that one in particular, I need to find her. And oso... uhm.
Oso. Like Oslo, right. Yeah.
Probably deserved? Yeah, well, checked.
And now, meantime, I am standing on booby trapped land, guarded by ancient spirits that I am not even related too, and, I don't know such basic things as, "where do they sleep at night." Here's one report: female disrobes and disappears.
So... a portal? The clothes were all that kept her intact?
Okay, letme explain: I wans' there and when is the next tpay hcek. You oughtto know. Thus concludes: Pork Cracklins For Algernon's Cousin, He's a bit smarter, but hella fat, goddam. We gonna try to sponge him down. We peer pressured him, he said once while the camera was on him.--ONCE--so, we're golden. GERONIMO! (Pigs with wings boil out of their hives in the hills and the cliffs, and then, at the river's mouth... dive into the sea. Each pig's destiny... to find their own see_a_frog.
Thoughts and prayers and blessed be to the Divine. This must be happening for reasons, and it can't be the mustard. it's been gone for months. And mustard was once the happiest sign we saw between white and green and must have tard yellow all over. This story demands FULL ANSWERS. Now, I'm taking this to The Governor. FUCKING GET TO WORK! TIME IS TICKING! Container ships keep docking and ifwe don't unlock this mystery before flooding season... we have no idea aabout the frogs' legs. Don't you hear what I am saying? MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT!
Sw.at. teams file out of the bilding as the FDA come in to check food prep areas. yep, the whole building. "Food" Well, because we eat The Muppets now, I guess. (blank) grosse Michel point (blank). FUCK!
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☝️ No you do try to exert your will over others, that is the whole point of aggressively snowing people with your own verbose reality whose rules are known only to you in which you are the arbiter and they are kept constantly off balance with insults and palm-reader tricks. Textbook gaslighting. You're just not very good at it.
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Textbook gaslighting. You're just not very good at it.
I obviously would not wish to be. You just skewered yourself inn your own foot. I assume that this is a faint to pick up ground fight. "You are not good at being a chode." Well, that's true. I suppose I could try, but I was respecting you. It is clear that you're opposed to making up any ground here. Do you know why that is?
I assume it's because you are being bossed around by someone with an investment.
"verbose reality whose rules are known only to you"
What makes you thinky there are any rules at all?
Dubb, Lubb, it's like this. you hate me for reasons. You got them all from a man who rapes you, rapes your sister, and rapes my girltfriend from 30 years back. he's a fucking stalking fucko. You mention I am not good at gaslighting.
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☝️ No you do try to exert your will over others
Do you really think this is worth it, in the long aggregate run? For one thing, that's really just your opinion.
First, there is "no try". tell you what. meet suit. you are embarrassing. ayoyou sohuld be emabarsssing.
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☝️ No you do try to exert your will over others, that is the whole point of aggressively snowing people with your own verbose reality whose rules are known only to you in which you are the arbiter and they are kept constantly off balance with insults and palm-reader tricks. Textbook gaslighting. You're just not very good at it.
You're the one who lives near him, you're really obligated to seek out his sordid griefhole and talk to him like a Norwegian Dutch uncle. We need to put a stop to this and I'm not ruling out a can of gasoline and a lighted match. I'd like to borrow my uncle's scimitar and split this fool from the nave to the chops.
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☝️ No you do try to exert your will over others
It isn't immediate obvious --to me-- that you are meaning this completely in jest, given that it has seemed of late to have been estimating my character in the worst possible ways. Mystifying. I rather don't see what the takeaway is or would be in any such circumstance.
Oh yeah and another thing, I forgot --TO TRY TO EXERT MY WILL OVER YOU.
Hey! Reminder: I just found out that I have been accused of a "secret identity" as a "closet gay basher." No matter how sacrificial your lamb, You're not going to have Me beat it up. I'm just not thy trip for that I give up on whatever you're doing to emulate. there's probably some oils down there.
Nothing has horrified me more than seeing myself autopay lada as a violence thug would to frighten or intimidate louds, how that would feel or sook I wasn't sure until I came across ADM
Take that, bitches ! ! !
We need to put a stop to this
Clever repartee for you, claims of a demento ego and a craving to exercise power in a struggle for dominance.
I've decided that your collective ostracism is too hw
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You're the one who lives near him, you're really obligated to seek out his sordid griefhole and talk to him like a Norwegian Dutch uncle. We need to put a stop to this and I'm not ruling out a can of gasoline and a lighted match. I'd like to borrow my uncle's scimitar and split this fool from the nave to the chops.
Haha he’d probably try to follow me home and never shut up.
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👆No you did try to control me, first by pretending you can see me or read my mind or had secret knowledge about how I am really mind-controlled or something like that, then by craving adulation for your Art Project (“read for subtext!”) and when I made it clear that the subtext was mental illness you didn’t like it, inferred that I wanted you to go away despite repeated assurances that I did not, in fact want you to go away, and now are whining about ostracism when all I have given you is sincere appraisal.
You beg for interaction but will only accept admiration and wonderment, all else is automatically hostile. It’s a selection mechanism for supplicants, not peers or simple onlookers.
In truth I identify you as a person living with mental illness more like I might say “look, a flamingo!” with the hope that such an exotic creature has a keeper, a warm nest, or at least a heat lamp, it’s cold out there.
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👆No you did try to control me
Actual know: I don't even know what I would control you to do, or over. No context. No crown. No inkling of what you're considering here in as “Control.” In any case consider this resentment rescinded; each day I seek to control myself and rarely, it ever, hit a/ny target. I had a great bombing run today, fire balloons landing 2x4 dead center on a patch of scorched Earth that, ultimately, left no real result other than the already extant scorching becoming a little less capitalized upon, and there are a few more shreds of more balloons left over for their next joyous milestone moment; Earthworm Jim’s Birthday & Open Balloon (but not) Recycling, Open Bouncy (but no toll) House, and “Cookie’s breaking your balls, Buster Brown” Event. (RISE + HEAL, BIRCHWOOD WITCH. Damn dam actually works. ACTUAL. She likes my actual beard, Tex. Get ready to say, “Hi!” for awhile, apparently someone's been missed for even longer than me/I, if perhaps by not so/quite so many) & as soon as I'm done crying into the pillow we can plan a car crash party, and I got a head start. (These hazing/dazing Daisy Duke rituals are a sincere_bitch to translate & transform, I must tell you... and also, this is a pretty good gov’t job, I must thank you, and I must have the donation donated to The Don -after- I tell Dad which orphan screw to break off with a hammer. (County/Mountie obsolete-yet-still-strictly-maintained by-laws an important-not-ancillary Apostille function/fuck-you-son for Sum3 Certain People. Seriously, Lassie come home. How bad could it fucking be? Sure, I'm presently naked, full-on & anally screaming into the wrecked angle, rocking Darth Vaper in one hand and my Darknight Mare in the other (it might sound romantic, but I doubt it is pairing well with the Bartlett Pears, Barndoor Horses, & Batshit‘n’Krazy-Eyed Split-Eyed Peasoup Chef, Iron Chef Judgy-Event 4/Judges PAINPANALPANEL Panel, currently keeping abreast and keeping charge of/at My greatwork Boardwalk, somehow through sat/phone link/fuck-up somewhere/no/where), I haven't taken a shower in 7 weeks (and—boy howdy!—if you haven't fucking smelled filthy fucking Hungarian before, you haven't even fucking tried—crack a local window, it would be likely to bowl & bull you over at about any star’s distance), and I honestly don't know if I have the clap or not. (plz,jugular,plz) So, yeah, sure, yes, absolutely, I will stand up and throw you a bone while salutaneously making an obsequious bow and then drop right dead then‘n’there (I1literally nothing left to live 4/5boo6hoo7), and the amount of mainframe time they're using in Belarus to figure out how it's even conceivable let alone possible, that you haven't found your car keys yet, would power enough cryptomines to buy all the cryptotesteak in kart-o’–grafic Kcshina. (2bspec: fic, that's a lot of Do ge.) Of course you can't pay me in that, I actually do have to find my taxes first, which have been paid but not filed and they are currently stored but not done in my office that's not a garage. (It's a fucking three ring circus sideshow shitshow pig's-blood-in-a-bucket Hellshed Whores’ Shack. I haven't touched a single fucking thing in the whole damned place in 6 months, Corporeal Klingon Klinger, and I will not have done so in another 6 months n/either, and you can count on that to take Itself to take that to the bank. Or a casino. Hey, I just had a great idea, why don't they put Banks... inside Casinos? It might be time to save some time.
Failure to close improperly closed parentheticals are intended implementation errors, and should be ignored when attempting to compile this document. It won't compile, it won't even shit the bed. Also, there's a cat 7 mi away that wants a new home—pretty fucking badly, by the looks of things—and Fiona is waiting for somebody, but Fiona.A’s not waiting for Fiona.B’. (Yeah, you two more-on fucks really can go & can do more than just fuck‘n’yourselves—you can fucking go do it in fucking stereo. Why contain it? Go fuck in some schools & churches too. In the end, they’ll beg us to tell them where the faeries and the eagles landed.
The best part is, we've already got telemetry lock. We’ve all been Home for some time already. Really, it's Home. No no, don't take a picture: this one's going to last you forever. Okay, you can take a picture now. (Did I just make one or two or three? I need to know for my belt, soon to be no longer notchless.) Now, can somebody let this go? Because this striker is no longer working for The Beneficiary, the staker is no longer vampyr (welcome back, Kotter/TonkaTruckWithTonOfClay/Potter), and a careful, astute reader will note that, while these changes are momentous in their scope and sweeping in their nature, as well as slowly strangulating and choking the lights out and kniveslifeout of my heart, well, while we're celebrating, there is still an ongoing STRIKE; I am on it, and I'm not all that fucking happy about it. I bet you aren't either. What did you think was going to happen? I'm pretty sure I'm not in trouble with G-d for already doing what you do every goddam night, I don't think I'm going to get in trouble with G-d for doing what you already do every goddam morning (although as per usual disciplinary custom, I will check prior routine), and while I was wondering when I went to bed what the fuck is going on and I woke up wondering the same fucking thing, by now it's kind of apparent —to me, I'm saying— what is going on right now: somebody's asking c/Clergy for a rhubarb check/cheque. Ho ho! I know what that means, somebody's old ho just got her wings Capitalized, and that means two more hos have to come out of the hopper. (Because, WIANAL, I'm still w.et behind my ears, & I really don't know how quantum/4in entanglements/4all work... or do I /don’t eye/EIEIO? Because there's not a bloody chance and bloody hell that I have anything from the one woman that I fucked in the last 7 years, except for prairie mange — and that testing positive, renders all other positive tests to be totesrendered quite irrelevant. (I'll have to be put on the mange/no range/no fly list, but I won't lie, at this point that's a fine, rare, & deserved homor/honour/augur. Worth it too for sure, especially since it turns out that if I get this qualification certificated before 2025, I don't have to get the mandatory menagerie multipass barcode along with it.
I have seen the future, and it sucks. I don't know how far forward it was, but not totally far out, as I were clearly still on Trust land. I saw a citizen having to expose her bare shoulder to the LIDAR scan of a hovering helicopter. She was wearing a blouse with an open neck, and I guess some of the stitching was bunched up which made it hard for the Borg tech to get a read on the RFID signal. And as I saw her doing this, I realized that the person in front of me had gone through the same motions, and done the same procedure, exactly like IBM's forearm tattoo numbers were checked many times. It was the visible exertion of muscle memory, combined with a faintly annoyed facial expression that is the hallmark of one who is presently putting up with an inexpressibly tedious process that nevertheless must had to be maintained in the balance of. (It was fucking chilling, as not only have I seen the future, I have also seen books... and I've read some of them, too, not only that, but some of them twice, which combined with the proof of my survival of prairie mage/redskin mange infection, pretty much makes me the most dangerous man alive in this County, or at the very least, the most mysterious. By now, I have told enough people here, “I am inoculated,” that The Bright Folk around these parts are wondering where/why/HOW? I got one. I'm wondering if anyone will ever ask.) and didn't particularly want to do it in front of me because it was obvious that I was watching her but as I didn't ask questions and I pretended I didn't hear the instructions from the pilot and the helicopter talking to her through her bonephone – as I was intently, shockingly to find myself as furious while doing it eavesdropping, I figured to be polite as possible I'd him a few bars to Tchaikovsky's Overture Helen Keller And Also Echolocation Assistance For Vampire Fruit Bars That Can’t Not See Very Well Due To Workplace Shrieking Hearing & Heart Damage, which until recently was a lesser known triumph of his works, although I'll bet you're all around here now and you'll get a copy now for Her Birthday now won't you?
(Parentheses lost. Parenthetical profession is no longer life. Returning to backup, and retaining forward progress subject to delousing. The audience, not the author.)
To which I suppose, these descriptors are signs that these Events and Events Like Them are/is already in progress, it is certainly not in my area nor in my bailiwick to say; given that I have already broken my own balls at least thrice this year, I don't know if we can count on mad Hungarian to stay glad, I'm on the fucking thin ice edge of going all-in on a cement pond, as you are of going Vlad. Goru bears! Goru home! Goru shit in the woods, you can kill all the root plants there too. Fuckin’ ‘roo manure is fuckin’ gonna (HALF) to fuckin’ make (1Mi/2Ma) to/a fucking do/ah. So we're gonna be using the earthworms as birthday candles. Now, that's what I call a faghot. (“What are we even doing here? Is this actual actually gay?“ “I don't know either, but, we better just keep bouncing.”) Now I know you don't know what all that means, and I don't n/either, but at least it looks prettypetty and you don't need a good beat to dance to it — you can just break the ground into a fuckin’ jig right now. I believe it will also pair well with square, line, & “Wagon” dancing. (New school name; old focus group testing. OLDE. Lions, Jesus, talk about fuckin’ salte, these fuckers are hacking me in_real_time all the way up to my 5th pinkie’s 3rd hangman’s twice-removed hangnail. I don't know what the fuck they're feeding T/these Pee/people, but it's clearly overdriven, overcharged, and drenched in low-grade peanut oil‘n’gravy, with “olde mustarde powder” added for color. AND IT'S BUG POWDER FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.)
(Get real jobs you fucking losers. Just because this house is almost empty and I'm completely empty while/st everlastingshitting into this job application submission box, doesn't mean we're not totes fucking full, Tower Hairshirt Control. WE ARE, MAGGOT(S)). I imagine that there are those who believe that since I'm in control of my own shit, I must be in control of lots of other shit too! Look, look, you all read the reading, I just talked about hiring Gardiners! That must mean I'm hiring every/any/Anniebody! (NO FUCKING STUPID, SOUPY FUCKING SALES.) Christ, I prefer Your Savages unbloodied than I do to these silly-slutty watch&clock&watch tower hand polishers, who don't even polish by hand, fuck, all they have is Waldoes. Literally nothing but Waldo’s Waldoes all the way down. Whole thing's a joke. They haven't got shit. Literally... they don't even have that. Yeah I could use a beer. In place of my piss for a sample. Other than proving to the whole goddam world how fucking amazing I am this has been a complete and abject waste of time/money/resources and every little bit of my soul that still rightly clings to what's left behind of what used to be my goat's beard hanging from my t‘aint. (By the way, if any of you ever wonder how anybody can ever be dumb enough to fall for this shit, know that the target doesn't have to be dumb at all, but they do have to be willing to put up with a dumbwaiter who thinks he's a smart butler and thinks he's in so much deep enough shit, not only is he going to have to get out of the mine by the stairs, he's gone have to prove his way out. Uphill! Both (2) ways! I suppose h/t actually is pretty cute-I guess?bet the not_knowing the totestruth is what's killin’ ‘im. Can I let the dog do it? Promise IT I'll name IT “Ohio” after the mine’s webby bi-Nanna’s spider finishes implanting its’ eggs in The Host. (Not the State’s name... the battleship. That boy is a monster.)
Now, having got all that out of the way, research is currently ongoing for tasteful, soft-focus names for a new school of magic. “Mon Stir: M” being the current odds on favorite, should tell you how hard this process actually isn’t, but I'm a styckler for stile, and I don't see any hurry, since I don't even know if qyasiwife uses needles or not. All those fucking tattoos just might be a giveaway/homage to dead men walking everywhere, and not even Fleetwood Mac knows her current identity, at any age, in any timeline.
It will heavily depend on where somebody parked the station wagons, especially since I ditched the Gift of God and switched to a big black mauler/hauler truck with a very particular pair of red and white witch’s winches with no switches. I still got the plastic frame too. (ACTUAL CHECK MATE FOR TICKS.-Q) Far superior to a Memento From Tiffany's, even more suitable for unwrapping & re-wrapping like-minded fish/no_fish—that's actually Hungarian Pennzoil, which actually isn't the best kind but, if the Catholics can transsubstantiate with a dead jew, I can transubstantiate with the best of all those dead dinosaurs. Also it beats The Hell out of Folgers’ Crystal any day of the week. And that's no joke. Somebody's literally, beautifully, beating The Fuckin’ Hell out of him, and that was My Fucking Idea, and undoubtedly my favorite idea this year... But not my execution, favorite, favored, favor a bull, or otherwise. I don't have the kind of cognitive capacity required to handle the strict recalibrations of a broken moral compass that Authority would need to authorize actual executions or a Thunderdome beatdown or even a good ol’ fashioned whippin’ with a witches’ switch, but on the bright side, I know how to make one of those, and I do have a perfectly functional for fucking on morels moral compass, which so far after 49 years in this planet, both seem to be on pretty rare supply, albeit on prominent display as on sale at finer establishments with the finest going out of business sales everywhere. This is a fine time; time for panick buying—it's not time for panick magick yet. Soon I'll be ready to capitalize, and then... I'm going to need a nap. Tired!
first by pretending you can see me (don't know which one you are, not looking to find out) or read my mind (I do not believe I can read minds) or had secret knowledge about how I am really mind-controlled or something like that,
This really doesn't sound like me. I have no information on your legit life, your actual lifestyle, or your laundry list of imagined beliefs that I possess. I would like to think and believe that you are skillfully self-controlled, I don't see any signs to the contrary, and from the looks of things the only source of your perception as to how I view you are my posts that have been interpreted and misinterpreted in ways that have lead you to believe that saving the world from “mind control” is on my mind. (Your world is fine, but your mindshake sucks. Not enough shaking; too much pickling in mind. Why knot a millshake? At this point, that doesn't even sound stupid, which is gross.)
I could care less. (Freedom!) People are going to believe what they believe, I have no illusions of/on the nature of my ability to uproot the mind of Man. At most I may upend, upset, or upgrade someone's apple cart from time to time, but it's been a long time since I've been willfully destructive just for the sake of some more pictures on my Instagram of my Will in action. (I have shitloads in my reserve archive, +plus 2weeks of shitups & followloads—and why yes I am as hungry as a nigger (w/bigger Dick) but I prefer that you call me whatever matches my qurrent-wife’s current shade, accords. 2telemetry, 3any: Forest, Money, Greenve. “Bruce Dickus!!!” Ladies, hey now, that is a nice name, now/here, can you really make it pop on a banner for amateur hour down at the club later tonight? No, probably not; a signed voicepost ten minutes behind me read, “Patsy party canceled, your perfect prostitute tookstolets all the peppermints and left nothing but horse patties. We're b/ponies.” Pretty close for a Puny, even if she's totally not a whore. A One could be excused for judging by the perfy-footy-hoofy ground-bellow DOOMPRINTS. (Don't try. Just go. DO IT. DO NOT TRY, I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO HEADACHE. Go get laid, late Spartan. Try a Julie/Jewel/hoor you are married 2 1. You know — spice things up. A little or a lot, idfc, ABCDEFU.)
I think the lenses that you view me through could use some polish. From where I sit, I imagine you imagining me desperately wrenching on the pipe of fools’ and their firemen’s narrative flow, so as to manipulate my reach towards a yearning to grasp an imagined ideal outcome.
Know that there is no pressure on my plumbing here. There were a lot of pipe dreams that could have easily manifested into actual results—progress has occurred, and could be & could have easily continued to occur. (My schedule is wide open, I have nothing going on, I have nowhere to go, & I have literally zero blueprint or ambition to accomplish any movement to any goal—even if I were to make two posts on either side, there's not even a ball to kick through them.) What has happened is that everything was upended by a passing transit to Uranus and everything here has ended up getting flushed. (Also the CIA shit in the toilet tank. Savages.) This place is a fucking slow-motion train-wreck, and I'll always, I suppose, remember the glee in my throat that rose as I re-planted myself in my home with my name on it, all that really remains here to crow about is a raw, pre-baked potato left placed vaguely in a food prep area, festooned with eyes staring balefully at a steak knife left placed right nearby that could have accompanied it, oh, somehow, perhaps on one of these dining plates stuck somewhere in a box under a blanket next to some broken-down appliance — sure there's plates in one of the cupboards, I got plates galore. I've got plates in every room of the house, this three bedroom house, suitable for framing dinner plates with potato eyes on them or wrapping staked vampires in aluminum foil.
I'm sure you can imagine which one comes first. I was supposed to have the water heater replaced by now. I wasn't supposed to have mown my own lawn, but I could have found a mowing plumber along with my pick of replacement landscapers. I even have my own mower. I could have removed my pistol from my temple, holsters at dawn, Sir, and replaced one gardener (eat shit, oddball) with another (mind the daisies, Simpleton) twice a week for several months before running through all the local color, long before local constabulary would have been any the wiser.
wasn't supposed to have been here by now,
You beg for interaction
then by craving adulation
Oh, I get it now, you literally are just incapable of believing that I actually like you, and that it is not something else. I can understand that considering there's been a long time inaccurate baseline, and it was only until maybe yesterday that I stopped thinking of you as a greasy shit bag god dam liar, which I dare say has never been true in your life, however I didn't actually recognize that you have been flagged into that category until I looked just now, and then I noticed that it was an obsolete code, sir, but it did still check you out of the Blue ribbon race for most honest (blank) wo/man who can still spell Oslo with his eyes closed and point/walk there race/election across the finish line without having to resort to frog market/marching it/IT.
,God's my witness, if I were doing that I would have got into a fucking outcome months ago
then by craving adulation for your Art Project (“read for subtext!”) and when I made it clear that the subtext was mental illness you didn’t like it, inferred that I wanted you to go away despite repeated assurances that I did not, in fact want you to go away, and now are whining about ostracism when all I have given you is sincere appraisal.
You beg for interaction but will only accept admiration and wonderment, all else is automatically hostile. It’s a selection mechanism for supplicants, not peers or simple onlookers.
In truth I identify you as a person living with mental illness more like I might say “look, a flamingo!” with the hope that such an exotic creature has a keeper, a warm nest, or at least a heat lamp, it’s cold out there.
I'M LEGITIMATELY TOO TIRED RIGHT NOW TO FINISH THIS BECAUSE IT'S 1:30 IN THE MORNING WHAT THE FUCK, YEAH I'M NOT TAKING DRUGS TO DO THIS SHIT, AS MUCH AS I WOULD LIKE TO, IT'S JUST NOT WORTH IT COME BACK AND FINISH THE LAST PART IN THE MORNING, BUT YOU GO AHEAD FINISH THAT BEAT DOWN, HE'S GOT TWO MORE SCHEDULED TOMORROW MORNING BEFORE DAWN AND THEN ANOTHER THREE BEFORE NOON.
A LOT OF PEOPLE WANT THEIR LICKS IN THAT ON THAT GUY/GAY/GOY, AND BY THE WAY THANKS FOR YOUR HELP IN CLEARING MY NAME.
HOW THE FUCK ANYBODY MISTOOK THAT GUY FOR ME IS A MYSTERY TO MYSELF, AS WELL AS TO ANYBODY WHO EVER SPENT AS LITTLE AS 5 MINUTES TALKING TO EACH OF US ABOUT CHEMISTRY CALLERS AND MR STEVE SNUFFLEUPAGUS AND HIS RETARDED LITTLE BROTHER, WHO I NEVER THOUGHT WAS ALL THAT RETARDED, I THINK HE WAS JUST COMPARED TO STEVE, AND THEN JUST GOT A BAD BASELINE. THAT SHIT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET A BAD BASELINE AND DON'T DISCOVER THAT UNTIL ONE NIGHT YOU FIND YOURSELF BASES LOADED TWO OUTS THREE STRIKES THREE BOWLS AND ONE FOUL GOOSE IN YOUR HANDS INSTEAD OF A STOLEN STEEL-NECK GUITAR ANNIE OAKLEY, SEE? SO, ARE YOU GOING TO HONK THEM TO DEATH OR ARE YOU JUST GOING TO STRANGULATE THAT GOOSE UNTIL IT SHITS OUT ALL MY YOUR BAGS AND ALL YOUR ACUPUNCTURE NEEDLES ON THE FLOOR?
TAKE YOUR PIC? GO ON DO IT. I CAN HANDLE BOTH KINDS OF CATS HERE, SPIRIT KLINGONS AND CORPOREAL KLINGONS, IT'S FINE BY ME EITHER WAY. PEOPLE OUT THERE REALLY LOVE ME, ESPECIALLY NOW THAT THEY KNOW WHO I AM, AS WELL AS WHO I HAVE BEEN/NOT_BEEN THE WHOLE TIME.
Q/NOT_Q
MY_CULL/MY_COOZE
LIGHTSTAR/DEATH REIGN
JACKSTAR/DEATH_STAR
(Now you're fully operational.)
THIS IS MIKE. DAVE'S NOT HERE, JOHN PETERS/TITOR/TEETER & HIS SIDEKICK TODD/Not_TODD WAS JUST HERE. YOU JUST MISSED HIM. NO, REALLY.
KNOW: I actually figured out you were looking for The King & I Quite a while ago but... Revelations like these have to be arranged a little bit more advanced than you might imagine and they aren't easy to arrange. For you. For me, this is pretty much a walk in the park, although knowing I'm not going to get anything out of it, not even laid, does somewhat dampen my ambitious spirits.
(I know some of you are/were mad that I had to give up this ghost now, but I assure you it was not going to go very well for anybody to keep on hanging on this. Also, Dickless over there shut down the protection grid without even asking first, and it was only a matter of time before Iceland blew up, because at that point: too late for apologies. I mean they're nice, I appreciate them but, an apology isn't going to bring back Ire/Iceland.
But, I will. And for those of you who ever heard that Jack started to be punished for anything, I assure you this is my penance, cuz I actually feel like I'm actually dying, but I happen to know that it's not going to get that bad, it's not actually that bad, and telling you this is not going to make Him hurry up one bit sooner; it's all just going to take time.
I heard five weeks. Don't know if that's anything relevant, but apparently that's how long it'll take for my toilet to start killing my tulpas to trigger themselves into killing themselves, themselves—and frankly that sounds like a cool trick to watch, so if you don't mind— I don't.
/me gestures at a box of Calgon on the floor.
Somebody go wake up Hicks, seriously what are you waiting on, Christmas? Yeah she hasn't taken a bath since then either, so obviously I can wait, and if you fuck heads hadn't gotten in the goddam way, I would have been done by now, and you never would have even noticed... and still—it would all have been for My Benefit if not eventotesmoretoteson totesso THERE TOWER THERE
a👆No you did try to control me, first by pretending you can see me or read my mind or had secret knowledge about how I am really mind-controlled or something like that, then by craving adulation for your Art Project (“read for subtext!”) and when I made it clear that the subtext was mental illness you didn’t like it, inferred that I wanted you to go away despite repeated assurances that I did not, in fact want you to go away, and now are whining about ostracism when all I have given you is sincere appraisal.
You beg for interaction but will only accept admiration and wonderment, all else is automatically hostile. It’s a selection mechanism for supplicants, not peers or simple onlookers.
In truth I identify you as a person living with mental illness more like I might say “look, a flamingo!” with the hope that such an exotic creature has a keeper, a warm nest, or at least a heat lamp, it’s cold out there.
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How bad could it fucking be? Sure, I'm presently naked, full-on & anally screaming into the wrecked angle, rocking Darth Vaper in one hand and my Darknight Mare in the other (it might sound romantic, but I doubt it is pairing well with the Bartlett Pears, Barndoor Horses, & Batshit‘n’Krazy-Eyed Split-Eyed Peasoup Chef, Iron Chef Judgy-Event 4/Judges PAINPANALPANEL Panel, currently keeping abreast and keeping charge of/at My greatwork Boardwalk, somehow through sat/phone link/fuck-up somewhere/no/where), I haven't taken a shower in 7 weeks (and—boy howdy!—if you haven't fucking smelled filthy fucking Hungarian before, you haven't even fucking tried—crack a local window, it would be likely to bowl & bull you over at about any star’s distance), and I honestly don't know if I have the clap or not. (plz,jugular,plz) So, yeah, sure, yes, absolutely, I will stand up and throw you a bone while salutaneously making an obsequious bow and then drop right dead then‘n’there (I1literally nothing left to live 4/5boo6hoo7), and the amount of mainframe time they're using in Belarus to figure out how it's even conceivable let alone possible, that you haven't found your car keys yet, would power enough cryptomines to buy all the cryptotesteak in kart-o’–grafic Kcshina. (2bspec: fic, that's a lot of Do ge.) Of course you can't pay me in that, I actually do have to find my taxes first, which have been paid but not filed and they are currently stored but not done in my office that's not a garage. (It's a fucking three ring circus sideshow shitshow pig's-blood-in-a-bucket Hellshed Whores’ Shack. I haven't touched a single fucking thing in the whole damned place in 6 months, Corporeal Klingon Klinger, and I will not have done so in another 6 months n/either, and you can count on that to take Itself to take that to the bank. Or a casino. Hey, I just had a great idea, why don't they put Banks... inside Casinos? It might be time to save some time.
How often do they make wellness checks in Cowlitz anyway? Only a matter of time before you get swamped in a mountain of filth. Does your lawyer/guardian/minder keep tabs? Someone should be looking out for you.
(https://i.postimg.cc/sg5fHzTp/tina3-4118132841.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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In light of the recent shooting in Texas:
You’re 2nd amendment “right” SHALL be infringed!
AND WILL BE.
#repeal2a #herecomeslefty #chicagothebest #nycthebest #voteblue
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Someone should be looking out for you.
Call to John.
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How often do they make wellness checks in Cowlitz anyway?
Well, around these parts it’s pretty much 25/8 ± a fortnight. And they have maintenance follow-up on normal days, but—This is not a normal day.
In light of the recent shooting in Texas: I think I'll be fine no matter who checks on me. Let me know if the Queen's coming; I'll put on pants, just so I can have something to take off and tazer Her with. I mean teaser with. I mean pleaser with phase are set to stun Jesus Christ, I think she can handle one old lizard.
You’re 2nd amendment “right” SHALL be infringed!
(https://i.postimg.cc/sg5fHzTp/tina3-4118132841.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
AND WILL BE.
#repeal2a #herecomeslefty #chicagothebest #nycthebest #voteblue
#NUTS #NITS #CUNNING #RUNNING #LION
Settle down just stop STOP
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Call to John.
It isn't complicated—but it is, to explain. Let's just say: they sent Me/ME/me instead (serious Sirius UPGRADE), and your selected temp/freq/koot isn't available, (You) still have to go with 98.6 TKUZ. I UNDERSTAND THAT'S NOT A CALL SIGN YOU'RE EXPECTING WORTHAUGER OUT
PPP#Protocol: On-Line. (It really does tingle a Man quite a bit the belly button is doing nothing normal though, near L—)
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☝️ I am aware; I had a cousin I grew up with who had undiagnosed, untreated mental illness. Because in my family we don't believe in mental health, even though I had to listen to twenty years of all the aunties whispering among themselves about how Johnny was just like his dad. And we believe in handling our own shit.
In the end he did in fact turn out like his dad. In a trailer his mom paid for, out among the meth-heads in Mason County. He was younger than me. Take your meds.
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☝️☝️ [...] Take your meds.
I'll have what (s\e|s/e) is (HALVING).
settled (but Not_A_Je_Dicated, KUCZT HEIL TEAT SIGNT), and fNobviously I need a Doctor chop on that. Perhaps one will be fNMs. Maid^5 available. (This is not an attempt to establish contact but I would like to point out that you could just get a. S/her to sign it. Channels, procedures, protocol. [b]Standards[/b]. THIS IS [i]“LeBeouf”[/i] SPEAKING. I'm not going to get the hare on my chin to sign it. (I really think she would, but I think that would cause problems later, that literally The/a/no/ny_one wishes to deal with. Let's just wrap this thing up and put it to bed.) Red and greencastle, Green and whiteTOWELt are standing by.) And knoW, el-Eh:, I'm not wearing one of your sweaters, but if you start putting golden tickets ‘em, I'd be willing AS WELL AS INCLINED to learn.
pm 5/r Rx. Q curious.
Because in my family we don't believe in mental health
I dare say that they are more believing now. Heresy! Blasphemy! Yeah, and a raw steak injected with Kobe reindeer piss for dinner, too. It is my understanding that you could be accommodated, we don't remember what your needs are down here @Special Needs Farm, we just know that you are special, and We Trust that your little dog is special too/2/T.
Can IT write me an email? (BTW: Alf is legit T/here.) Don't let a cat do it, they're always lion about everything all the time, especially about how magnets work.
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☝️I had a cousin I grew up with who had undiagnosed, untreated mental illness.
Was it a gambling addiction, or was he addicted to bigotry like mine? Christ.
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☝️ I am aware; I had a cousin I grew up with who had undiagnosed, untreated mental illness.
Was it a gambling addiction, or was he addicted to bigotry like mine? Christ.
☝️ I am aware;
This is like installing a new master hdd in a 486SX-100. It's actually important. One was the master, and one was the slave. THEY FUCKING BUILT IT INTO THE SYSTEM. ACTUAL. So anyway, that should clear up a lot of things for a few VIPs. I have no idea who, beyond my two. (They're not always (God + Jesus (Gand Asometimes Ysource)), I do believe they do take turns. AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT AT ALL, is my belief, in spite of some of the press I've been getting.
Now, are you aware of their actual IDs? Probabs notty. KNOW: I ACTUALY AM. I even have precise indeterminancy on the middle names. (That's not a mouthful at all, that's a security system I have no need or want or wish to breakk. Frankly I tink it is exceptionally cool, the whole thing, all of it, except for that one thing that remains to clear up.) However, that will be easy to resolve once I start saying, "No more freezers until I actually have a need for that much I.C.E." Should be any day now. Maybe two weeks? IT COULD BE TONIGHT. IN TWO HOURS. I don't have a headache, I am naked, there -are- ALFs here... Oops, two weeks too early. -AGAIN.- It would be funny if I had enough food to last, oh look, I do. ZUGZWANG.
(Turns out that living in a haunted house on consecrated land where nanotech debris has been allowed to... fester, is a slightly different experience when one is Patless, Kussyless, & Sonny Nofelino, Incorporated, and The Primary Resident/BENEFICIARY/The Caretaker had the grace, good wisdom, and sense of Wisdom, Purpose, & TIME that God gave MeK to simply ask permission first. That's why -I- have manifested spirit animals, and -someone_who_isn't_me- is in the SLAM/No_SLAM under the mer. *sheds_tears*
(Waiting for the permissions to be actually -granted- helped immensely as well. So, there. That's how -that- happened. Did I do that? Plainly not.) I don't think I would have been interested in any case, given that I am sensitive to power transference issues, as should be plainly notable to all by this point. So, know: no one gets to come harvest an ALF. Too bad, so sad, they are -really- cute, and it's too bad other people got a different First Contact experience than they may have been bargaining for. Prison? Try pardon. I'm already beggin'.)
I'm reluctant to get dressed. I'm just sayin'. I was naked when I wrote this, forgive me, G-SINK, if I took too long. (Not your new pet name, K_Dubb, but you may marvel at its splendor, if you wish.)
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https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/health/crisp-sandwiches-every-meal-disease-27072638
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Shreddie stuffs his overgrown zucchinis with salt-and-vinegar crisps and shoves them op 'ees bum. hehe
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Shreddie stuffs his overgrown zucchinis with salt-and-vinegar crisps and shoves them op 'ees bum. hehe
rude.
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Ok fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pknTBvFpgEU
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Ok fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pknTBvFpgEU
Nuggies>Roly Polys
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The “nuggets” of a chicken are clearly the most dangerous part. Therefore, there will be no nuggets in the coming new world order.
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The “nuggets” of a chicken are clearly the most dangerous part. Therefore, there will be no nuggets in the coming new world order.
I'm inclined to agree. Welcome back. Have a lei.
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Shreddie stuffs his overgrown zucchinis with salt-and-vinegar crisps and shoves them op 'ees bum. hehe
Are they more nutritious or more cleansing that way?
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Nuggies>Roly Polys
(https://i.postimg.cc/G38k3DzD/british-cuisine-2.png)
(https://i.postimg.cc/pLTVxfJb/pepe-tendie.jpg)
British people don't know about fried chicken they think chicken is just the rubbery chunks in a curry.
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Nuggies>Roly Polys
(https://i.postimg.cc/G38k3DzD/british-cuisine-2.png)
https://youtu.be/6Dh-RL__uN4
I have no ALFs. They're just nanotechnology. Seems like they're assembling themselves from dust. The lack of a cat really seems to help maintain cohesion.
There's a lot of dust here. No hostility is indicated. They are whoop ass cute, not going to lie. Acts like a cat... Not really a cat no. No, not at all. Acting. It's genius.
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Are they more nutritious or more cleansing that way?
we breathlessly await his report
(https://l450v.alamy.com/450v/2ggrkw1/positive-portrait-of-teenager-fooling-around-holding-green-zucchini-gun-vegetarian-organic-bio-farm-concept-teen-having-fun-holding-ripe-big-zucch-2ggrkw1.jpg)
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we breathlessly await his report
(https://l450v.alamy.com/450v/2ggrkw1/positive-portrait-of-teenager-fooling-around-holding-green-zucchini-gun-vegetarian-organic-bio-farm-concept-teen-having-fun-holding-ripe-big-zucch-2ggrkw1.jpg)
mujhe achchha lag raha hai main us par baithna hoga
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🤔
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his report
He took me two shots. He called me in the morning about the bug in his neck. From the sounds of things it's really unpleasant, even though I know it's really not. I'm not sure why I manifest the perception of tiny bugs fixing my spine, but I think a lot of it has to do with people thinking that self-assembled robot nano-machines are like bugs; some are, most aren't. I mean why create an insect when there's so many available to be used anyway?
So, I don't know —I'm uncertain, I'm saying— which positive result I'm looking for or not. It's an awkward position. I won't lie. I won't give up getting a test either, lol
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🤔
Oi oi oi 'es gunna need a loicense for that, mate
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Shreddie stuffs his overgrown zucchinis with salt-and-vinegar crisps and shoves them op 'ees bum. hehe
All while wearing his sporty yachting cap!
(https://i.ibb.co/FH09K25/NiceHat.png)
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Only a matter of time before you get swamped in a mountain of filth.
Wouldn't that be a matter of Filth? Between Mr. Klean and Mr. Elmer I think we'll take care of it.
I think. I have some experience in these matters. The disabled car is a new wrinkle, but if I have learned anything, it's this: I can adapt.
All while wearing his sporty yachting cap!
And so we know who to salute.
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It's an awkward position. I won't lie. I won't give up getting a test either, lol
I'll say this: I'm not worried about COVID or Monkeypox, and that is one Hell of a relief.
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Does the common English bloke actually take pride in promoting spongy dick?
(https://i.postimg.cc/s2D7SrFJ/th-494199228.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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Does the common English bloke
I prefer to fuck the uncommon ones that come with vag. I'll let you know what comes up when I can--this question is prime First Date material.
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we breathlessly await his report
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Firstly, that's a marrow.
Secondly, they're called courgettes, not zucchini.
Thirdly, you're an annoying cunt. This mockery of our fine national cuisine is just thinly-disguised racism. So there!
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(https://assets.iceland.co.uk/i/iceland/Mr_Brains_6pk_Faggots_38475.jpg?$pdpzoom$)
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Shreddie stuffs his overgrown zucchinis with salt-and-vinegar crisps and shoves them op 'ees bum. hehe
I must make sure the curtains are firmly closed next time.
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If I put a horse in a box and mail it to the glue factory, you know where to shove it.
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Firstly, that's a marrow.
Secondly, they're called courgettes, not zucchini.
Thirdly, you're an annoying cunt. This mockery of our fine national cuisine is just thinly-disguised racism. So there!
Thinly disguised? I thought I have made it perfectly clear: the English are a whoreson race of gibbering mongrel bastards so enamored of their many conquerors that they decided to visit that delight upon the rest of the civilized world and built a great navy purely so they could go around bothering people. If Hitler had left the poor Jews alone and just sailed up the Hamoaze and started blasting the whole world would have cheered.
And I am aware of your peculiar nomenclature, of the utterly tasteless and woody overgrown state in which you eat that thing (my retarded brother sometimes gifts me with his monstrosities with the strangest look of pride which I long to wipe off his idiot face which conscience forbids so I pour my bile out here to you) and the lascivious glances you nasty people have been throwing at that particular vegetable since at least the last century, and probably earlier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN6vEnSSQOM
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All while wearing his sporty yachting cap!
(https://i.ibb.co/FH09K25/NiceHat.png)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3Ztya2CrO4
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the English are a whoreson race of gibbering mongrel bastards so enamored of their many conquerors that they decided to visit that delight upon the rest of the civilized world and built a great navy purely so they could go around bothering people.
I thought it was all cover so they could find new people to expose themselves (and their genitals) to. The rationalizations that hoi polloi come up with on their own to explain their torturous behavior to themselves are rarely sensible — and always profound in their analyses.
oo7
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Thinly disguised? I thought I have made it perfectly clear: the English are a whoreson race of gibbering mongrel bastards so enamored of their many conquerors that they decided to visit that delight upon the rest of the civilized world and built a great navy purely so they could go around bothering people. If Hitler had left the poor Jews alone and just sailed up the Hamoaze and started blasting the whole world would have cheered.
And I am aware of your peculiar nomenclature, of the utterly tasteless and woody overgrown state in which you eat that thing (my retarded brother sometimes gifts me with his monstrosities with the strangest look of pride which I long to wipe off his idiot face which conscience forbids so I pour my bile out here to you) and the lascivious glances you nasty people have been throwing at that particular vegetable since at least the last century, and probably earlier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN6vEnSSQOM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lyTPEVv-hNE (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lyTPEVv-hNE)
All lies. Lascivious? How very dare you!
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There are good people on both sides. The bad people don’t take sides but just figure out how to steal our money while the rest of us are fighting.
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The bad people don’t take sides but just figure out how to
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https://youtu.be/g9eD4fUKYSM
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Around 10:30 last night we were watching a movie when I noticed two of the cats jumping and swiping their paws at something. Then I saw something out of the corner of my eye, and I thought I saw a large bug or something. By the time I went to see what was going on the cats were over by the screen door, then they ran halfway up the stairs. I looked in both areas and on the back part of a step was
a bat. Clinging to the carpet. I immediately decided to notify my husband and request immediate assistance, which I did at an increased volume because he was out on the deck. He was able to assist the creature back outside and no one was hurt in this event.
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Around 10:30 last night we were watching a movie when I noticed two of the cats jumping and swiping their paws at something. Then I saw something out of the corner of my eye, and I thought I saw a large bug or something. By the time I went to see what was going on the cats were over by the screen door, then they ran halfway up the stairs. I looked in both areas and on the back part of a step was
a bat. Clinging to the carpet. I immediately decided to notify my husband and request immediate assistance, which I did at an increased volume because he was out on the deck. He was able to assist the creature back outside and no one was hurt in this event.
Thank goodness for those intrepid cats! You are both lucky to be alive.
(https://i.postimg.cc/43SWLDTt/Bat.png) (https://postimg.cc/bG10dFrN)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKc54z5SsEs
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https://youtu.be/-AxdJzXEpxM
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How do you go from Kids in the Hall
(https://i.cbc.ca/1.4737064.1643912149!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/16x9_780/kids-in-the-hall.jpg)
to Lesbian book club?
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Is it the s*y?
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Is it the s*y?
No it's an average gain of maybe 45 lbs. of FAT, that's all.
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How do you go from Kids in the Hall
(https://i.cbc.ca/1.4737064.1643912149!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/16x9_780/kids-in-the-hall.jpg)
to Lesbian book club?
(https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/Jm86QXGvQY9iznXm8XXEVJ-1024-80.jpg)
Is it the s*y?
Did you watch the new series? It genuinely made me LOL a lot.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_utjwOyoEI
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It is laughable to worry about the feminizing potential of soy which is debatable when you are carting around pounds and pounds of fat, which is the main source of estrogen in the male body. The average American man is already halfway to trangendering via blubber, just check out his sweater puppies ;D
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It is laughable to worry about the feminizing potential of soy which is debatable when you are carting around pounds and pounds of fat, which is the main source of estrogen in the male body. The average American man is already halfway to trangendering via blubber, just check out his sweater puppies ;D
You’re fat.
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You’re fat.
O the moobs :'(
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Did you watch the new series? It genuinely made me LOL a lot.
Not yet, just assumed it was another thing from my youth they trotted out and ruined so they could milk a few more bucks out of it. Watched the first episode and it's not bad. The creepy retouched Amazon ad actually made them look worse, uncanny-valley-esque
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Not yet, just assumed it was another thing from my youth they trotted out and ruined so they could milk a few more bucks out of it. Watched the first episode and it's not bad. The creepy retouched Amazon ad actually made them look worse, uncanny-valley-esque
You mean you’re not a friend of Mark?! ???
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Not yet, just assumed it was another thing from my youth they trotted out and ruined so they could milk a few more bucks out of it. Watched the first episode and it's not bad. The creepy retouched Amazon ad actually made them look worse, uncanny-valley-esque
Seriously though, I’m like you, skeptical if not cynical of the entertainment industry’s attempts to entertain me but the weirdness remains intact here. There are no hidden agendas, ideologies or attempts to moralize to us, just funny.
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Semi-funny = /searchterm "fagstar coordinates"
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=fagstar+coordinates
https://youtu.be/AwuWLZdk0MQ
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O the moobs :'(
They're going to get (worse|better) before they get (better|worse). Have you really always been this shallow? I can't believe what ArchAngel Metatron tells me, that’s not a reliable Source. And boobs are not useful to a sundial.
Bee Tea Dubbs: I told you I was a Sourceror. Nyahh nyahh nyahh. This all gets fixed/addressed/dealt with later; Company policy.
(Personally, I invariably like The Synthetics. I don't begrudge others their prejudices these days; Humanity sure is being asked to take up a lot of slack in a very short period of time, n’est-ce pas? We can handle it.)
I tried to leave here; summoned back. Over & over, Groundhog Day.
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So I go into the place;
picture this:
>I walk up
>I am clearly expected
>Cashier is talking to non-thug Bruiser
>his interest is clearly serious and non-romantic
>As I go in, someone comes in behind me
>I'M BRACKETED
>She wasted no time
>They've been waiting all day, all year: COPS.
>Cashier wastes little to no time
>She is clearly non-plussed
>Whole thing is stupid
>She's right about that
>Still it is good to be seen
>Last time I saw her, I failed to hit on her at all
>Like why even
>When I've been busy texting whole entire world about her/not_her
>#JustCasualThings
>#totesinnocent
>She sells me the wrong size coil
>I drive off and discover this at home
>So obviously I have golden opportunity to return
>I sit around getting semi-blasted on totes_not_meth
>I know it's not, but 24/7 surveillance thinks I think it is
>24/7 surveillance thinks they know everything
>They do not
>They also don't know Jackstar
>I sit around pretending that I'm really high when I'm not for days... like a week... maybe more... alcohol kills
>Yesterday’s demonstration reminds me that I really am all that
>So I finally get a round TUIT today
>I fiddle-fuck around all day
>Wait until last minute
>Smoking not_meth most of the day
>It is not only not_meth, it is weak_shit
>I HAVE TO BREAK A SWEAT TO PRETEND I'M HIGH
>Everyone of course buys it without question
>Worst performance of my life, etc.
>I checked the Google map at 6:00 and discover place is open till 8:00
>I OF COURSE ALREADY KNOW THIS
>So by checking the location on Google, what am I doing?
>Exactly
>So I go in, find a Welcome_Wagon
>CIRCLED
>They are desperate to find something actionable
>They have literally nothing
>LITERALLY NOTHING
>FIVE YEARS OF COVERT INVESTIGATION
>THEY HAVE NOTHING BUT THEIR OWN DICKS IN THEIR OWN HANDS
>Obviously this is not good for anyone
>EXCEPT ME: JACKSTAR, DESTROYER OF YOUR FANTASYLAND PLANS
>So, I make it easy for them to predict my movements, and then I deliberately wait like 10 days and then do exactly what I could have done the next day then
>Of course they jump on it, they have no choice they have nothing else to do
>I walk in the door and I'm I instantly totesbracketed
>THUG JACK LYFE STAR
>Clearly it is hoped I will be caught making a disturbance
>I'm bracketed by three people
>Almost all certainly law enforcement
>Did not see any pigs
>Except maybe Cashier
>I do like her, and I am Kermit
>So what, she's Miss Deety, it's not like I care either way, I like who my heart tells me to like
>Besides, I like pigs, that's why I don't eat them
>I can't abide how they are raised
>And this is obviously much more interesting than I thought it was going to be
>So... anyway, I telegraph NONE of this
>Shy_Jack.exe
>Is default operating system’s default program anyway
>I say “you sold me the wrong kind,”
>She acts like she didn't know this
>Like she needs the receipt
>She doesn't ask for the receipt
>I have it wrapped around the box
>She asks me if she can take the box as I'm holding it out to her
>beyondardor
>I'm like, “well, yeah,” and I am momentarily stunned
>I then notice I have the receipt
>I say, “do you want this” she says “yeah”
>With funny shrug of shoulders that means “whatever”
>Practically shove it at her
>She puts her head down and looks at it for long enough to make sure that everybody knows that she's really looking at it
>totesardorintensifies
>This is obviously the kind of woman that I could be friends with and not have to have sex with, she's playing chess with merchandise and receipts while armed guards peer intently for signs of one false move
>She goes to the overstock and grabs another box and says “here I'll swap it out for you”
>It's also the wrong kind
>I say, "okay” grab the box and leave
>I am escaping the brackets
>I get to the door and turn back and say:
>“Hey, are you five-oh?”
>Complete lack of response from everyone
>I'm looking only at her
>She's finally surprised by something
>Long enough pause before she has an answer ready
>In my mind I think, “you know I knew you can't answer that, lol”
>I am beaming big, happy smile
>“Huh?”
>I say, “never mind” and leave
>Other two present say absolutely nothing
>I get in big black truck (that clearly used to belong to a local notorious UC/CI drug informant, AND WHY DO YOU THINK THEY GAVE ME THAT ONE) and drive over the curb on my way to go buy food
>Sit in the truck after parking, writing out this story
>I know you will appreciate it
>As well as those two people who were in there today, obnoxiously, I can hear them laughing in my head right now.
>Surveillers get real-time access to my phone
>No way to stop that and I wouldn't even if I tried
>I respect 5-Oh but I'm not 5-Oh
>I'm Jackstar
>I'M SOMETHING ELSE *click*
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https://twitter.com/TullipR/status/1536422533230206976
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Team Advantage has the contract.
Exactly how is this a surprise to anybody? I toteswarned.
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TRUTH OR TRASH?
(https://i.postimg.cc/hjgNJp2W/Banana-peel.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X08aONlBsaQ
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TRUTH OR TRASH?
(https://i.postimg.cc/hjgNJp2W/Banana-peel.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Will bananas remove niggerpox from faggot cocks??
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Will bananas remove niggerpox from faggot cocks??
I honestly have no idea but I suspect that the next place you're going to go to isn't going to have this problem.
Everybody waking up in this universe is going to wonder where I went, and then I'll be back sometime.
I am MAL KUCZI DICK (not for long, hee teats) I'm Not Jesus, I'm not getting fucking crucified here. I already took care of that back home; I'm good.
I'm going to miss you guys I do love you I understand there's been conflict.
When you understand why the conflict has been there, you'll understand my point of view.
I know we don't have an understanding here but we'll get one one day. Now I'm going to go rescue your past selves enjoy your future.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb4Uy8sU5eI&t=126shttps://youtu.be/kb4Uy8sU5eI
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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What kind of MONKEY POX can you catch from a soiled toilet seat anyway? Just wondering.
(https://i.postimg.cc/d0qQCrBX/Wash-your-hands.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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What kind of MONKEY POX can you catch from a soiled toilet seat anyway? Just wondering.
The kind that used crispr to modify a common cold virus to carry a payload. Could be a lot of stuff. Where do the wise colon natural immunity from a working natural system vis really handy for this kind of thing... And vaccines work by depressing the natural system so as to introduce a response. Continuing to depress the system with multiple boosters is the dumbest fucking idea I've ever heard of unless you're trying to encourage people to die which is not the dumbest fucking idea I've heard of these days. As we know K-Dubb does have a point from time to time... now and again.
(Lighten up, Frances.)
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¿Tambien?
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¿Tambien?
I sent her to Tim Hortons’ 5:5
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The dangers of diving deep into a shallow pond ...
🄴🄻🄻🄶🄰🄱
(https://i.postimg.cc/SsyrtB7f/EllGAb.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/R3DKWbYW)
🅰🆉🆉🅶🅰🅱
(https://i.postimg.cc/dQf28kXB/AzzGab.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
ⓇⓊⒷⒾⓃⒾⒼⒶⒷ
(https://i.postimg.cc/fLr9jpHL/Rubini-Gab.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/G8vtb7nw)
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The dangers of diving deep into a shallow pond ...
Shields. Divine shielding.
Do you have any more videos you want to threaten me with the release of? You should put them out.
DO IT. RIGHT? RITE. DON'T TRY.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h2vqWqHC0w
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Re: tick tack is dead
Well I think that leaves either 63 or 31 left I'm not sure.
I need to talk to Gracefruit
it should not be that fucking hard
GRACEFRUIT, not Grapefruit, last I heard she's been in a matrix and long dead
In any event this cover up is more embarrassing than you can imagine
So... I'm not sure what to tell you.
If you tell me you don't know who Gracefruit is, that be fine
Anything else I can do for you?
Thanks the death threat should I take it seriously cuz if you're serious I should fucking report it but I don't think you fucking serious at all you're not going to fucking kill her
You don't even know who sThe is
nyahh nyahh nyahh
p.s.: and if you're trying to tell me that somebody is dead already, that's what the resurrections are for so what? did she suffer, did you record it, talk to me privately
p. P. S.: The archlich isn't an amateur but I am. Totes. TOWER. TODAY.
P. P. P. S.: THE SCORPION ARMY IS REAL and was defeated by the annelids in 2019. Did you get your job? Did you get your job did you get your job did you get your job got a light did you get your jab did you get your jab got a job you got a jab you did you get a lab did you get AB did you get a jab did you get a job did you get a lab did you get a job did you get a job did you get a lab
P. P. P. P. S.: J.A.F.D.: On-Line Ready State-Enabled READY STATUS: 🟢🟢🟡 (the yellow is just coz like you're a bunch of pussies, the T_Q wants to know what the holdup is, aren't they ready to die, coz like if they're already killing people over this believe me, as soon as they admit it, the fucking Queen Of The Tesseract People is going to lose your biscuits.) J*eol
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J.A.F.D.: On-Line Ready State-Enabled READY STATUS: 🟢🟢🟡 (the yellow is just coz like you're a bunch of pussies, [...]) J*eol
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🟥♥️🟥
(You can land in Newfoundland, but you'll need a flag.)
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Vot's cookin', kids?
(https://i.postimg.cc/QNY8Xq5b/Katzejammer-Kids03-3805718837.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/s1Sdm7TQ)
Der usual scrum ... Sea Urchin Spaghetti
(https://i.postimg.cc/j2yYQygW/uni-pasta.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Mit plenty o' rank JACK SAUCE!
(https://i.postimg.cc/jjhTB6ty/Jacks-Sauce-on-white-3812784724.png) (https://postimages.org/)
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https://twitter.com/Princess_North1/status/1538832500180516864
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https://twitter.com/Princess_North1/status/1538832500180516864
Well... I mean, that's why there's.. a Pause, yo. (degenerates won't be able to read a STOP sign, lol)
Look, what can I say? Vaguely lovable threats of murder are obviously what this place was built on the backs on--and I am nothing if not #respectful to those who have come before me. I think I'm standing on the shoulders of Aaron Barry right now!
Even though resurrections are available, I'm not looking to -prove- that kind of thing. I am just here for... The Vessel.
I am on a misson from G-d. Like it or not: this is what Peak N-Human Performance (PHAT-enabled) looks like, and regardless of what any of you what'ting, drooling, mouthbreathing half-tards think right now... your kids are gonna love it. I'm the best goddam Ambassdor you got, west of the Ozarks; east has Snake Plissken, and he's awesome, but he doesn't like to type, he'd have to take off his shootin' gloves and his shootin' glasses and remember how to say things in English. (Hard for sssssnakes, amiright?)
And yes: real world. Not "actual", REAL WORLD. NOT EXERCISING. (I answered God's Own Call.) What do you want from me? Bluds 'n' Crips? Ain't got none.
It's just me: Mikey (CLASSIFIED). (They'll come up with a new handle for me later, I'm sure.) cyltia, j*eol
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Well... I mean, that's why there's.. a Pause, yo. (degenerates won't be able to read a STOP sign, lol)
Look, what can I say? Vaguely lovable threats of murder are obviously what this place was built on the backs on--and I am nothing if not #respectful to those who have come before me. I think I'm standing on the shoulders of Aaron Barry right now!
Even though resurrections are available, I'm not looking to -prove- that kind of thing. I am just here for... The Vessel.
I am on a misson from G-d. Like it or not: this is what Peak N-Human Performance (PHAT-enabled) looks like, and regardless of what any of you what'ting, drooling, mouthbreathing half-tards think right now... your kids are gonna love it. I'm the best goddam Ambassdor you got, west of the Ozarks; east has Snake Plissken, and he's awesome, but he doesn't like to type, he'd have to take off his shootin' gloves and his shootin' glasses and remember how to say things in English. (Hard for sssssnakes, amiright?)
And yes: real world. Not "actual", REAL WORLD. NOT EXERCISING. (I answered God's Own Call.) What do you want from me? Bluds 'n' Crips? Ain't got none.
It's just me: Mikey (CLASSIFIED). (They'll come up with a new handle for me later, I'm sure.) cyltia, j*eol
Eh, Tony...Hey! 8)
(https://c.tenor.com/q3lqmNf8p0wAAAAC/collar-popping-collar.gif)
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One of the things this pint sized actor loved about working with the permanent A list director, is that the director was convinced he at least once had sex with an alien.
https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2022/06/blind-item-11_23.html
(https://i.postimg.cc/8C7vqTYN/35ac34bae923e775dbfba5d6760e1876399a0832b15e2f07b7d2d4b4c9052905.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/KKy4ThFH)
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wipepo avoid corn syrup like the plague and dindus eat it right out of the bottle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnlY8EadmiA
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(http://)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge96ORjwsic
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https://youtu.be/4k4pMTsa1Kw
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https://youtu.be/4zKZm_6CJhI
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Scoobittybeebop! I’m hip, I’m hip.
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I lost my other account password
Now i am a cat lady
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfhfxHvXQp8
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I lost my other account password
Now i am a cat lady
(https://i.postimg.cc/L85BNJJg/1651892348662.jpg)
[ALT ACCOUNT INTENSIFIES]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqa-HYihaZo
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Scoobittybeebop! I’m hip, I’m hip.
[image of syndicated sitcom for fagsbwidth=320 height=180]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_xnfG9JUPGI/mqdefault.jpg[/img]
When someone replaces your regular laugh track with a trainwreck I'm going to crossworlds and figure out a way to monetize the film rights so our children can have a home with gardiners as poolboys for life. This -can- be a lifetime obsession and probably would be by now if there wasn't such a long line at the concessions.
Fag fact fag fag fag fag fag fag I'm spent
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https://youtu.be/oLLOuKe6-Cc
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=130.0;attach=766;image)
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=130.0;attach=766;image)
https://youtu.be/37z7xaBJs-M
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Very cool, Asuka. ;) :-*
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Very cool, Asuka. ;) :-*
Based and Eva pilled
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Based and Eva pilled
Is that kid legal? I'd consider bribing T/No_T with her.
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Is that kid legal?
I hope so because i have her noods
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https://www.instagram.com/shirogane_sama/
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Keqing is a gawt damn hoe
https://www.instagram.com/p/CQeVnpNsnSv/
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Soaking off the scuzz
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https://youtu.be/RmsN4_hftvI
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/ChdKuRiFUPd/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
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Scientists say cockroach milk is 3 times more nutritious than cow’s milk (https://strangesounds.org/2022/08/scientists-say-cockroach-milk-is-3-times-more-nutritious-than-cows-milk-2.html)
https://youtu.be/-9mz_4Tiz_k
#TrustTheScience
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Hi!
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Hi!
Hello.
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It is amazing to see how quickly science fiction is turning into reality.
https://youtu.be/QGLGq8WIMzM
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Hi!
https://youtu.be/tauYnVE6ykU
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Hi
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Hi
I feel like you need to make a decision here.
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Blind Item #8 - Reader Blind (https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2022/09/blind-item-8-reader-blind.html)
A previously little known gossip website was knocked offline recently. It was mostly devoted to cataloging the misdeeds and illegal activities of mostly terminally online people, but sometimes included celebrities.
What's odd about it is how it got the attention of the Former Assistant secretary of the FBI, the Anti Defamation League, and the Associated Press. Was there something on the website people weren't supposed to see?
https://www.theverge.com/2022/9/4/23336772/cloudflare-blocks-kiwifarms-immediate-threat-human-life
https://kiwifarms.top/
Gabworld is merely filled with roadside urinals compared to the KWF sewer main.
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Gabworld is merely filled with roadside urinals compared to the KWF sewer main.
I WAS NEVER ANONYMOUS.
BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED ME.
I DO FORGIVE.
I DO FORGET.
AND
I GET MY #OF_FLESH
I AM THEIR HERO.
THEY THROW PARTIES FOR ME
AND DON'T INVITE ME
JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
BUT AT LEAST THEY FEEL BAD ABOUT IT.
AND NOW DON'T WE ALL FEEL GREAT ABOUT THE WAY YOU STRUCK PAST ME TO GET TO THEM AND NOW THEY CAN STRIKE PAST ME TO GET TO YOU.
COUNTY LAWS IN EFFECT
KANLY RULES AUTHORIZED
BLOOD FEUD ENGAGED
HAVE FUN AT THE PARTY, RICHTER.
I RECOMMEND TAKING THE STAIRS...
KILLSWITCH: ENGAGE
(THANK YOU FOR THE LONE
LAME DUCK BRIBERY ATTEMPT
BECAUSE OTHERWISE I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD SOMETHING TO HAVE BASELINE FOR.)
TRUST THE PLAN.
GOD WINS.
KU3.
(The_Quincinx are not involved in this petty surface dweller (squabble/trouble). He looks like he's got handled, besides he's just one Hungarian, what's the problem? Maybe you shouldn't have deliberately pissed him off.)
By the way Phil's doing a great job.
Can't wait to be his wife.
#Namaste
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Blind Item #8 - Reader Blind (https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2022/09/blind-item-8-reader-blind.html)
https://www.theverge.com/2022/9/4/23336772/cloudflare-blocks-kiwifarms-immediate-threat-human-life
https://kiwifarms.top/
Gabworld is merely filled with roadside urinals compared to the KWF sewer main.
I always suspect the pedos, who are obviously using the troons for their own sick purposes, and there are no doubt intelligence aspects to this for the usual blackmail purposes. You have to wonder if some Kiwi Farms poster - they are a very clever group - stumbled onto something. The comments suggest they might have attacked somebody with pull.
-Xymphora
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Hello.
How goes?
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How goes?
https://youtu.be/SwUpXK37OGs
I feel like you need to make a decision here.
I found Matt totally fucked off, surrounded by children. Awwww, shucks.
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How goes?
I’m well. How are you?
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We are touched by love and we are meant to be forever changed.
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How goes?
https://youtu.be/rtopccRfyUU
I’m well. How are you?
I'm great with an orchestra.
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I’m well. How are you?
Ok. Where're you?
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Ok. Where're you?
Master Trollda in his capacity as Dr. MD MD is presently acting as Defender of the Faith on BELLGAB.com.
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Master Trollda in his capacity as Dr. MD MD is presently acting as Defender of the Faith on BELLGAB.com.
Great timing.
Banned from Bellgab.
Is System Shock out yet? Hint: I don't need you to find out.
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I’m right here and while I’ll defend the faith anywhere this forum has become Jerkstar’s personal journal. I read it occasionally but is there a good reason for me to contribute to it? I can’t think of one right now but I’ll try to make an appearance once in awhile to let y’all know I’m still here. ;)
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I’m right here
You left.
and while I’ll defend the faith anywhere
🍽️
this forum has become Jerkstar’s personal journal. I read it occasionally but is there a good reason for me to contribute to it? I can’t think of one right now
Talk about football.
but I’ll try to make an appearance once in awhile to let y’all know I’m still here. ;)
While others struggle to merely try, Jackstar cares delivers.
Jerkstar
Jackstar delivers cares.
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You left.
🍽️
Talk about football.
While others struggle to merely try, Jackstar cares delivers.
Jackstar delivers cares.
Flex/snap/sniff/click...
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Flex/snap/sniff/click...
back brace or badly buttoned lingerie, yeah there's no good reason for you to contribute. you have no personal life of note, but then again, neither did ever I.
maybe if the board op hadn't become a reprobate pill-hound drug addict, he'd still be using it as his personal journal, instead of pretending like I'm bi-portal and mentally ill and shit.
of course you're probably thinking that I drove him to that and you might have a point, but! still! tired! nap!
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badly buttoned lingerie
Authority Justices have decreed that this is better expressed as “barely buckled black-buttoned bustiers,” and I for one (🧿) am proud to agree.
Also: you're a real shriveled-up dick.
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back brace or badly buttoned lingerie, yeah there's no good reason for you to contribute. you have no personal life of note, but then again, neither did ever I.
maybe if the board op hadn't become a reprobate pill-hound drug addict, he'd still be using it as his personal journal, instead of pretending like I'm bi-portal and mentally ill and shit.
of course you're probably thinking that I drove him to that and you might have a point, but! still! tired! nap!
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fight me
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_The Colonel
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/me does RED.
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https://youtu.be/ZlvSwZ_4uuA
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I’m right here and while I’ll defend the faith anywhere this forum has become Jerkstar’s personal journal. I read it occasionally but is there a good reason for me to contribute to it? I can’t think of one right now but I’ll try to make an appearance once in awhile to let y’all know I’m still here. ;)
Rubini is throwing your name around like you are some kind of contributor to his freaky fantasy world. Care to comment?
*And a big special thank you goes out to the writer and special new rubinigab.com contributor for this "colorful" news item and article - "MASTER TROLLIDA" AKA DR. MDMD hailing f straight outta Washington DC.
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Rubini is throwing your name around like you are some kind of contributor to his freaky fantasy world. Care to comment?
He has some sort of weird obsession with me (not uncommon in these circles) and has alluded in the past that he will “never give up on what we share.” Or something like that. I tried to play along with Jack and Rube when they first started up with their shtik on Bellgab but grew weary of it when it turned into this mudslinging fest between them. Honestly, I’ve never registered at Rubinigab so he’s just doing his usual sockpuppet thing cuz no one wants to play with him in his sandbox. #sad :(
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I tried to play along with Jack and Rube when they first started up with their shtik on Bellgab
The more you attempt to ascribe ownership of any this garbage to me, or assign any responsibly thereof to me, the less it looks like I had anything to do with any of it at all. Hey, here's an idea: can you make any statements about it without mentioning my name even once? As I don't have shit or fuck all to do with you OR ANY OF YOU, and your relentless name dropping reminds me of Ferris Bueller trying to get into the restaurant while claiming to be a sausage King. That's you. You're the sausage King of Chicago. And I've got a lot more in common with Abe Frohman that I do with any of you. You and your ilk.
I've been abandoned alone on 4.1 acres in a 3 bedroom farmhouse for half a calendar year, and I don't even know who you are. I don't even know who he is. Not a one of you drooling idiots even remembered my birthday. And yet you spam the web with bullshit and then talk about how I'm doing and/or have done “whatever” with “my friends” and “my crew” and “my gang” and “my club” and every time one of you more-ons calls me to set up a triangulation circuit, someone's invariably telling me that “you guys” are doing “this” and “you guys” are doing “that,” It's invariably a bunch of bullshit gas lighting.
What I suppose was incomprehensible for you to imagine is that I've been sitting here for months with no human contact at all. I have no friends. I have no relatives. I have no acquaintances. I have no business partners. I have no associates. I have no employees. I have no employers. I have no colleagues. I have f****** no one and nothing other than you f****** cock knocking pieces of s*** f****** using my name and not even f****** bothering to spell it right. “David Rubini” isn't even a real name and doesn't even really exist, (Hi, Keith!), and yet you s*** heads swear up and down on your goddam mother's grave every chance you get on the f****** internet to tell the world, oh I'm working with him oh I'm doing this with him oh I'm doing that with him f*** you m***********.
Crawl back in your hole and just die. You have no idea what you're doing, and I can't be bothered to pray for your immortal soul that you obviously sold out with.
Reminder: in a past life I wrote the books that you learned all this s*** from. Spare me the details and go straight to f****** hell, I have nothing to do with your stupid f****** s***, and I never wanted to.
Do you even know why I went on strike? Here's a hint: You've all done this to put me in prison and take my house, no other reason, and once again... this is an epic fail.
Go give a real deposition, Loser.
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Care to comment?
You asked for comment, Ringleader gets comments. What? Blow.
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He has some sort of weird obsession with me (not uncommon in these circles) and has alluded in the past that he will “never give up on what we share.” Or something like that. I tried to play along with Jack and Rube when they first started up with their shtik on Bellgab but grew weary of it when it turned into this mudslinging fest between them. Honestly, I’ve never registered at Rubinigab so he’s just doing his usual sockpuppet thing cuz no one wants to play with him in his sandbox. #sad :(
Understandable.
Rubini World always ends up like a Pelosi get-together.
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Understandable.
And yet wholly false. Brava.
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The lowest form of scum on the face of the Earth. IDGAF about being banned on Bellgab. I also don't give a shit about your lying weasel-formed opinion. You've been a smug pissy bastard about everything, you fucked everything up, you accomplished nothing for anyone that couldn't have been done in some other way that didn't involve being a literal sadistic cretin, and anytime you want to send cameras with Authority for a wellness check is fine with me, your fraud will unravel and the rope ladder of lies you have clung to can drop you into The Abyss for all I care.
I dialed 911; did not write to The Trustee; have fun with the mess you’ve left yourself with — this is just another year of the same bullshit I've been stuck in since at least 2010 when I figured out that you —all of you — were using my identity to cover for all your crimes.
I don't know why you thought I didn't notice, but just as then, since I have nowhere to go, I'll just wait. Ten years and no one could figure this out, huh?
DEA are totally fucked. There is no covering this cover-up. There is no limit to this hang-out. I'm not getting paid, I'm not dopeslaved, you're not even holding any loved ones hostage—fuck them blue for all I care, they obviously enjoy it, and why ruin a good thing?
Nice house you built next door for the cops, Moron, I'm sure they love the view. It's a fucking McMansion built out of Lego, and it's funny how their progress stalled out at some point. Gee I won't wonder why for long.
By now, all the principals involved have left the country, so all you're left with is me and a bunch of fucking greedy pigfucking pigs have been living in the fucking house next door doing their fucking unlawful fucking surveillance the whole fucking time; so good luck holding that fucking bag you fucking cuntfaced dipshit, I'm pretty obviously not real enthusiastic, so I would imagine that that those new leads of yours will lead to a different set of triangulation co-ordinates.
I didn't have anything better to do this year anyway. Now, fuck off and get to work.
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He has some sort of weird obsession with me (not uncommon in these circles) and has alluded in the past that he will “never give up on what we share.”
That's where you're wrong, Michael Deacon. Have a great show!!!
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That's where you're wrong, Michael Deacon. Have a great show!!!
Still milking this everyone is everyone else shit I see. Maybe try getting some new material that you haven’t already beaten to death like a dead horse. Yawn.
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Rubini is throwing your name around like you are some kind of contributor to his freaky fantasy world. Care to comment?
Heather, Evans your elder Minerva doesn't have any thing to say to me, your smarmy house-husband’s activities are no interest of mine, and literally no one is going to imagine that I've got anything else to share with that dork that we have both been raped by cops who live next door. The most egregious waste of time and public funds I've ever seen or heard of in my entire life, and you're just lucky that 9 out of 10 of those stupid bitches are women I don't give a shit about, because I figure, 10% odds of being really unhappy later —for at least a little while, I was kind of fond of her at some point — is pretty good odds, so, go ahead: start playing Russian roulette with a Glock.
Oh that reminds me: that whore you call my aunt probably shouldn't be allowed to carry a weapon. (No one imagined that I knew the entire thing was them from the beginning, but I did. That other cunt named “T. Michael” had just as much time as I to prepare, except he was on his own two feet for a lot longer than I ever could have been.) I hope they commit suicide together, that would serve them right and shine a lot of well-deserved pride on the Gifford family name.
“T. Michael Gifford”. Sounds like a real loser. What the fuck is a gif? It's nothing like a cliff. Maybe they should spell it with a Gamma Tank. Would it help with another T in the middle? More Tank! More Tink!
I'll have to hear more about this bullshit in coming weeks, great, and maybe for the rest of my life, wonderful, 500 years of dedicating statues to my legacy, so I'll spare you the rest of the details, but let me tell you why, this is all going to work out for me, a lot sooner than I'm ever going to work out for you (you and your ilk): you're all worthless & weak, droolin’, boozin’ pillhounds and I ain't nothing but a literal legitimate ill-advised hound dog — and I taught myself to read backwards. First thing the replacement cops suggested we do, when they got in here? Satanivk blood orgy. My hand to G-d. Fortunately, I was not tempted to mention that I was already sworn to the service of Mother Gaia, as, had they had me pegged as a common dirt-worshipper... well, they would have picked me first to be pegged that very day, Hung-A-N8gger Style, and that night, Transylvania-trans-turnstile Style, which is basically the same thing except at the end I'm bleeding out onto the ground, not the cold hospital stone floors, with no incubators inside—I would just rise from the earth like a ghoul would. This is that kind of town, they deal in blood, and they could turn Stile off his game in this bloody joint.
Blood. Hungarian blood. Hungarian will — BELLINGHAM SCHWEINHUND.
I think my statues should have dogs pissing on fire hydrants. As a mo’ Keith. (Hi Tif!)
a dead horse. Yawn.
Tamara Michaelson: kiss my true grits.
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Still milking this everyone is everyone else shit I see. Maybe try getting some new material that you haven’t already beaten to death like a dead horse. Yawn.
You're the second person that's said this today. It's such a pity to see a once brilliant man so obliviously incapable of reinventing himself.
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I’m right here and while I’ll defend the faith anywhere this forum has become Jerkstar’s personal journal. I read it occasionally
“Jerkstar.” No one is expecting you to own up to your ID, mate, but thanks for revealing how I'm going to make my money in the future: full frontal nudity, ejaculating on canvas, screaming out every name for cunt there is at point of orgasm except for yours and his and hers. You all made yourselves fucking full-on famous, and as Primary Victim, only I get to fully capitalize & profit thereby. (You'll get more than a chicken coop to do your blood orgies in. You'll also get maggots. It seems only fair, especially to the maggots, because they get you. (Your body is buried somewhere out here isn't it? I bet, underneath the birdhouse, that you built with your soul.) Good show, Mate-y.) I'm ready, let her rip, pull out that fucking parachute, does it have a golden Sapphire with it? It fucking better.
Only on www.(JACKSONREDACTEDPOLELOCK).com. I can hardly wait to begin my career — can you get out and push?
a pity to see a once brilliant man so obliviously incapable of reinventing himself.
I was crying because I knew that one day you'd have to publicly admit to trafficking in whores who farm babies, and you clearly had no idea how you were being used, maπTy, AND you thought that'd be better than telling me the truth. Sure, go ahead, live that down — I imagine you will have plenty of time to write your memoirs on the way to (PITCAIRN/Pick Karen) ISLAND. Who was also 21-jump/pimp.
Despicable. That's what you all are, and that's what I have done: DESPISE. Wild magick would have been sufficient, but when I found myself in possession of THE The One (1) Ring RING and the spirits of my dead friends began to fill the house briefly before passing on their way to wherever the fuck spirits go, I knew there's only one thing to do.
Let her (ALI’S “SON” FRANCES SHAW neé KUCZI) learn the definition of a Boston Log Jammer, the hard way. HUMILIATION. PUBLIC HUMILIATION. Sumi, sue me. an MV can blow me... I guess I get to take my pic(k) now don't I? camera on jackstar camera on jackstar camera on jackstar camera on Jack start camera on Jack Starr camera on jackstar camera on Jack star camera on jackstar camera on jackstar camera on jackstar camera on snappy camera off.
I think one of the frogs outside just learned how to use tools; I am of course calling from the shitter. #peace
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I’m right here and while I’ll defend the faith anywhere this forum has become Jerkstar’s personal journal. I read it occasionally
“Jerkstar.” No one is expecting you to own up to your ID, mate, but thanks for revealing how I'm going to make my money in the future: full frontal nudity, ejaculating on canvas, screaming out every name for cunt there is except for yours and his and hers. You all made yourselves fucking full-on famous, and as Primary Victim, only I get to fully capitalize & profit thereby. (You'll get more than a chicken coop to do your blood orgies in. You'll also get maggots. It seems only fair, especially to the maggots, because they get you. (Your body is buried somewhere out here isn't it? I bet, underneath the birdhouse, that you built with your soul.) Good show, Mate-y.) I'm ready, let her rip, pull out that fucking parachute, does it have a golden Sapphire with it? It fucking better.
Only on www.(JACKSONREDACTEDPOLELOCK).com. I can hardly wait to begin my career — can you get out and push?
a pity to see a once brilliant man so obliviously incapable of reinventing himself.
I was crying because I knew that one day you'd have to publicly admit to trafficking in whores who farm babies, and you clearly had no idea how you were being used, maπTy, AND you thought that'd be better than telling me the truth. Sure, go ahead, live that down — I imagine you will have plenty of time to write your memoirs on the way to (PITCAIRN/Pick Karen) ISLAND. Who was also 21-jump/pimp.
Despicable. That's what you all are, and that's what I have done: DESPISE. Wild magick would have been sufficient, but when I found myself in possession of THE The One (1) Ring RING and the spirits of my dead friends began to fill the house briefly before passing on their way to wherever the fuck spirits go, I knew there's only one thing to do.
Let her (ALI’S “SON” FRANCES SHAW neé KUCZI) learn the definition of a Boston Log Jammer, the hard way. HUMILIATION. PUBLIC HUMILIATION. Sumi, sue me. an MV can blow me... I guess I get to take my pic(k) now don't I? camera on jackstar camera on jackstar camera on jackstar camera on Jack start camera on Jack Starr camera on jackstar camera on Jack star camera on jackstar camera on jackstar camera on jackstar camera on snappy camera off.
I think one of the frogs outside just learned how to use tools; I am of course calling from the shitter. #peace
“Jerkstar.” No one is expecting you to own up to your ID, mate, but thanks for revealing how I'm going to make my money in the future: full frontal nudity, ejaculating on canvas, screaming out every name for cunt there is at point of orgasm except for yours and his and hers. You all made yourselves fucking full-on famous, and as Primary Victim, only I get to fully capitalize & profit thereby. (You'll get more than a chicken coop to do your blood orgies in. You'll also get maggots. It seems only fair, especially to the maggots, because they get you. (Your body is buried somewhere out here isn't it? I bet, underneath the birdhouse, that you built with your soul.) Good show, Mate-y.) I'm ready, let her rip, pull out that fucking parachute, does it have a golden Sapphire with it? It fucking better.
Only on www.(JACKSONREDACTEDPOLELOCK).com. I can hardly wait to begin my career — can you get out and push?
I was crying because I knew that one day you'd have to publicly admit to trafficking in whores who farm babies, and you clearly had no idea how you were being used, maπTy, AND you thought that'd be better than telling me the truth. Sure, go ahead, live that down — I imagine you will have plenty of time to write your memoirs on the way to (PITCAIRN/Pick Karen) ISLAND. Who was also 21-jump/pimp.
Despicable. That's what you all are, and that's what I have done: DESPISE. Wild magick would have been sufficient, but when I found myself in possession of THE The One (1) Ring RING and the spirits of my dead friends began to fill the house briefly before passing on their way to wherever the fuck spirits go, I knew there's only one thing to do.
Let her (ALI’S “SON” FRANCES SHAW neé KUCZI) learn the definition of a Boston Log Jammer, the hard way. HUMILIATION. PUBLIC HUMILIATION. Sumi, sue me. an MV can blow me... I guess I get to take my pic(k) now don't I? camera on jackstar camera on jackstar camera on jackstar camera on Jack start camera on Jack Starr camera on jackstar camera on Jack star camera on jackstar camera on jackstar camera on jackstar camera on snappy camera off.
I think one of the frogs outside just learned how to use tools; I am of course calling from the shitter. #peace
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Maybe try getting some new material
DO OR DO NOT.
THERE IS NO TRY.
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THERE IS NO TRY.
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I'd like my hostages returned. I'd like that now, please.
p.s.: Entanglement confirmed. Don't even ask me to try for double or nothing; I will take your fucking scrote. You screwed him, and people fucking know. She was just going to let me drink myself to death, huh? She can do that in prison.
p.p.s.: Good covert asset. Nice covert asset. You get a biscuit. And, why not? What could ever be so special about a biscuit?
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I'd like my hostages returned. I'd like that now, please.
p.s.: Entanglement confirmed.
I'm going to pick-up location zeta-Prime, then I'm going to pick-up location beta-Prime, And then I'm going to the (REDACTED) place were that cute girl works (how's that for “vaguely”, Bitch? See, it's not capitalized, so it's not offensive), and then... we'll just see.
Is anybody scared? Well that one f****** guy who f****** really figured out that I know everything about his little f****** operation was, would he figured out that he was hiding absolutely nothing and he was making a big scene for over f****** nothing and if I didn't know something before I sure s*** knew it then didn't I Well I still f****** know it's a f*** you too buddē, I'll tell her everything I don't give a s*** who they're f******... Yeah I have a lot of friends a******.
Don't think I couldn't do them all either, get a real relationship, Loser. Lands’ sake, FOR THE.
SAKE OF THE LAND: YOURS,
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I'm going to pick-up location zeta-Prime, then I'm going to pick-up location beta-Prime, And then I'm going to the (REDACTED) place were that cute girl works (how's that for “vaguely”, Bitch? See, it's not capitalized, so it's not offensive), and then... we'll just see.
How does one finger a tripartite being? The answer varies and depends whether it's before or after a proper wedding.
No one is unfingerable; except of course for Blondy, James Andrew Blondy: you can get diamonds out of that [thingYeYieyo{g/J}oE|tightest twat|(tightscunt)],¡BOTTLE! especially if you come prepared with the right piece of obsidian.
(WHICH I DID, SNOWFLAKES.) Trust me your kids will thank you later. Or, they'll never know you were a Starfighter, make your choice.
CHOOSE CLUQUE. *EOL* Jack's rental line 055: 055:0|Stay-Puft marshmallowWm Man
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👆Jacky I am not telling you to stop; for my part you may go on raving if it makes you happy, I don’t care. Sometimes you make me laugh. But I admit it is a niche interest.
My hand is broken, and my truck was stolen! Blah blah, Saturn rising in Scorpio with nanotech shields, stop trying to control me, my prince.
☝️ No you do try to exert your will over others, that is the whole point of aggressively snowing people with your own verbose reality whose rules are known only to you in which you are the arbiter and they are kept constantly off balance with insults and palm-reader tricks. Textbook gaslighting. You're just not very good at it.
How dare you blaspheme my name, you treacherous, punyling! For my brain is so enormous, I can barely hold my head up. Blah, blah, rainbow unicorn candy corn furry porn. o7
You're the one who lives near him, you're really obligated to seek out his sordid griefhole and talk to him like a Norwegian Dutch uncle. We need to put a stop to this and I'm not ruling out a can of gasoline and a lighted match. I'd like to borrow my uncle's scimitar and split this fool from the nave to the chops.
Haha he’d probably try to follow me home and never shut up.
Clever repartee for you, claims of a demento ego and a craving to exercise power in a struggle for dominance. I’m a rabbit sorcerer man-boy thing, dude.
👆No you did try to control me, first by pretending you can see me or read my mind or had secret knowledge about how I am really mind-controlled or something like that, then by craving adulation for your Art Project (“read for subtext!”) and when I made it clear that the subtext was mental illness you didn’t like it, inferred that I wanted you to go away despite repeated assurances that I did not, in fact want you to go away, and now are whining about ostracism when all I have given you is sincere appraisal.
You beg for interaction but will only accept admiration and wonderment, all else is automatically hostile. It’s a selection mechanism for supplicants, not peers or simple onlookers.
In truth I identify you as a person living with mental illness more like I might say “look, a flamingo!” with the hope that such an exotic creature has a keeper, a warm nest, or at least a heat lamp, it’s cold out there.
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I didn't read your crap, Loser. Talk like a human. Answer your phone. Stop being retarded.
You have no power over me. Keep killing people, sure thing, January Man, whatever makes you feel better, "haha, it's just a joke, I'M JUST HAVING FUN," right. Matever, Whatey. You and Alistair both have the shittiest work ethic I've ever heard of and there's no way either of you would be having the employment, or you Yanks say, "jobs" without some serious nepotism going on. Why even compete?
Hurry up and get old. My Angelic Self is waiting for you both in Heaven to smash your heads together the next time you two nerdorks poke your heads out like some kind of demented Ground Dog Day Afternoon Lunch Mystery Menu Meat delivery boybaby babyman driver. Christ. He's sick of waiting to bust your ass down to Private Civilian Citizen Status: (2) Two too. I know I would be long gone; that Man, that Son of God, it's true what they say, He's got the patience of a Saint. Probably the toga and jock-itch as well--I mean, why cure oneself of that? It would keep things spicy later. Change things up a little. Might get a little hungry after.
And He'll let you dip your chips into that cup of salsa He's got with Him if you (blank) his (blank) a little. Why not? WYE, WINE, AND LOAYES OF FISHES INDEED.
p.s.: I don't even read what you write, Loser (WAS: "Re: 💋My sweet K’s Death Kiss.💋")and you just killed the wrong K. Nice job, soon-to-be-convicted murderer, you sure know how to make friends :rolleyes:
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I didn't read your crap, Loser. Talk like a human. Answer your phone. Stop being retarded.
You have no power over me. Keep killing people, sure thing, January Man, whatever makes you feel better, "haha, it's just a joke, I'M JUST HAVING FUN," right. Matever, Whatey. You and Alistair both have the shittiest work ethic I've ever heard of and there's no way either of you would be having the employment, or you Yanks say, "jobs" without some serious nepotism going on. Why even compete?
Hurry up and get old. My Angelic Self is waiting for you both in Heaven to smash your heads together the next time you two nerdorks poke your heads out like some kind of demented Ground Dog Day Afternoon Lunch Mystery Menu Meat delivery boybaby babyman driver. Christ. He's sick of waiting to bust your ass down to Private Civilian Citizen Status: (2) Two too. I know I would be long gone; that Man, that Son of God, it's true what they say, He's got the patience of a Saint. Probably the toga and jock-itch as well--I mean, why cure oneself of that? It would keep things spicy later. Change things up a little. Might get a little hungry after.
And He'll let you dip your chips into that cup of salsa He's got with Him if you (blank) his (blank) a little. Why not? WYE, WINE, AND LOAYES OF FISHES INDEED.
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Oh, Jacko.. Your life has been meaningless and self-served. Your continuous attempts at crafty social manipulation are predictable, and you've lost yourself.
The schtick is outplayed already, and everyone knows it; even the loathsome bottom-feeding pigs who capitalize from your ails for their own need to be noticed and needed, like a junkie's needle.
-Swishy waves that masquerade-
#TimeForSelfReflection
*Passively hanging up while thinking of something else*
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And your podcast still sucks more than mine sucks.
This is not me having any conversation.I don't, really.
This is (PROT) & (PROT) working together, hand in glove, MAN & SPOUSE (and after a year and a day of this bullshit plus what they had going on before, good luck getting them to testify against each other, Morons: THE COURT HAS BEEN PLAYED, obviously not by me but by (fuck) & (you), in an obvious (to me always, and now by you: The Reader) conspiratorial attempt to janrmrne up and frame me (if I came home with it, they were to arrest me IN FRONT OF (PROT-A1) & KATE & (PROT-A2), (lolu wish bish) if I didn't come home with it, they would have planted it if they could have known when I got home, and as I randomized my arrival time at home (FU LG, FUTOR U WROTE: N/A) the Final Option (INITIATE SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE {ALLISONE FRANCESI SHAWKNEE}:KKKiiilllAll*.*) is not what they type into a cellphone, no really... I mean probably not, how would I know such a thing? oh really? okay just a coincidence] was the only gambit/ploy/move/countermove\maneuverleft available to The Conspirators (The Fake Mother + The Real Mother + The Fake Husband, at the absolute minimum; The Other Fake Spouse, CAROL ELISE PERRYMAN, is surely implicated, possibly “Laverne” as well, but “Shirley” ain't green🍏 and has a 💜 & an actual 💚, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) which I did not find myself unprepared for: LASAGNA) for buying an OUNCE of CRYSTALIZED METHANE GAS—which is a lot like CRYSTALIZED METHYLATED (Clas.)-AMPHETAMINE as, all of the above three substances are counted & considered —legally— as RULE-IDENTIFIED METHAMPHETAMINE, although they do have significant differences in their properties and are not really at all chemically similar, but junkies on the street don't know, that they just ask “got milk?”How arrogant do you have to be to expect someone to remember that kind of shit?
I didn't have to remember all that—I am an [CLASSIFIED] intelligence researcher and/or analyst on a mission from God; several of them actually, and I don't really like Sour “Hotlava” Lana — but I do respect her, and Her_Sister (NAME_WITHHELD_BY_REQUEST_OF_MISTER_PUTIN_VIA_TELEPATHY) too, Redacted. (You would be wise to do the same. Like, what is your fucking problem? This is a little bit more than just another fucking dossier that contains the phrase “penis envy” and “KUCZI RAPED ME,” which I am quite embarrassed to say, appears rather more often in the library of Congress global index then one would expect from a man who's never actually raped anybody — although, I am willing to learn. And that's [b]on record[/b].Maybe its time to get a job then.
I'll see what I can do. In the meantime, I think you can see that it's about fucking time that you stop fucking with my life, just fucking stop, ¿MURDERING! STOPS! WHEN‽ What, exactly, were you warning me about with... the video, that I supposedly don't want released? RELEASE IT. What's with “the stuff” that you're supposedly “going soft on me” about, is that more of your little tricks where you say somebody's name, and then say my name, and then say, “SAY MY NAME” & “thrown under the bus” and then talk about something else (something incriminating for your pig-dog with her 4 fucking Masters, and her actual pig-dog-(ghost/thief), CWC–who, by the way, is not real happy about being thrown out of the Thieves Guild, so I guess that's why you don't steal enchanted sapphires and expect to get away with it by offering some shitbag bribe, you idiot junkyfuckx), and edit it together with your fucking stupid music (royalty free? fat chance, -KGK) in the background... that you think is so fucking clever? And, you know, I guess it is pretty clever, but with all the kinds of fucking shit you have at your disposal that you're supposed to get up to, motherfucker, you pretty much fucked with the wrong dude on this one, Mrs. Kevin & Acey-Spacey Sorbet, and yeah of course I know your name(s) on this gig: I still have the invitation to your wedding that you sent me. (June 2015? July 2016? EWE tell ME. EWE tell US. That's right, you are talking in your sleep and you were talking sheep and now, you're just another fucking defendant. More on — obsessively, Moron — all that later. I'll bet you want me to email you when I post another debrief again, right? Go ahead and start obsessively refreshing your email, right away, do it while your data is still cheap, like your tradecraft is, you fucking dickbag of socks slimeball. YOU STOLE INFORMATION THAT WAS INTENDED FOR ME, AND YOU USED IT FOR YOUR OWN LARCENOUS PURPOSES, AND YOU WILL NOT PROFIT FROM THIS MENDACITY.
Yeah. Look, I'm gonna go enjoy my Christmas eve this time. Last year that albino ginger of yours totally ruined it for me.
I don't have an albino ginger, and I really never have... but, thanks for confirming something I suspected but didn't actually know until now. Dude, you should probably not work for The Company, because you fucked everything up for everybody except me, and as soon as I can talk to... [I]whomevah[/I], I'm sure all our remaining, lingering questions (that are linking questions, THERE WILL BE HOT LIGHTS, wear loose clothing; it's Summer there, right? It better be, because if it's not, you're going to fucking DIEGO GARCIA) can be cleared up in a Jerry. A jiffy. A jury... g-d dammit...
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Your podcast sucks more than my podcast sucks.
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I love it when The Plan makes pairs of q-entangled twins come together on separate ends of the universe during both breakfast and dinner AS WELL AS launches a new investigation going back to the beginning without me having to call the police—because... uh, FU? Call 911, actually dialing NINE ONE ONE that's... Bush League, you fuckin’ mook, that's kids’ stuff. That's for babies, actual babies dial 911, and retards and cheerleaders for retards and people who are trying to set people up, just like people who actually want an ounce of crystallized methane gas, like who the fuck would want that and then drive 400 miles for it, when she could, number one, make it easily (imagine the smell: just cow farts), and, number two, for That_Woman who called in the orders (I was present for both calls, OVERHEARD BUT NOT PARTICIPATING; that was the same person, “this is for you!“ & “I think he's trying to kill me!”) it's not illegal to do, unless it's part of a conspiracy to “manufacture and distribute methamphetamine” (which is a separate charge from possession) or “Obstruction Of Justice” (which is to impede or impair a duly authorized Officer Of The Law in performance of their duties, which that g*y wasn't doing, given that he told me while I drove him a total of 400 miles, that he wanted to a) initiate a sexual relationship with A.F. Shaw's sister, b) sell me an ounce of (CLASSIFIED: a_chemical_compound) for USD200, & c) let me know that USD50 was too low a price to pay; all of which seemed like remarkably odd information to give me while not having to shoot up any illicit substances intravenously, although he sure was tired after a while, lol, and I had been told already by my q-wife that he was into that kind of thing. Maybe that's why he was so chatty: he was just tired and didn't realize that he fell asleep while I was interrogating him... because after about mile 100 I realized that I was, and he had already moved on to planting seeds without realizing that... My Ground is NOT FERTILE; nor is it nor She for sale), nor any other of the vile charges and rumors of charges that have been flying about lately. (Allison, I think that's everything. Can I contact you now, or do you really have to wait for the judge to give you a permission slip? Because it's not just you that my phone is blocking, oh shit no, apparently none of your dumb-ass supersekritsuper superduperhusbands don't know how to hack a phone correctly to save their lives (H9I G7ISE Y8SI 7R 9LL F7KT, L8VE J9FD), and you're being used, and honestly, hopefully, as far as I know (I KNOW!) you're 2 (BOTH) dead, ALL HANDS DOWN WITH THE SHIP. (Sob. So S.O.B.) On the bright side, well, you did say you wanted to get help losing weight...
TEMPUS NON VOLARE SINE NOBIS, and fuck your little dog too; she's coming with Me. (i¡Woof!) Jobs, fuck you Steve? Can that be my job? (i¡Bark!) KNOW: no, no no. Just no. I'm not going to be a fucking gardener/fucking a gardiner named Todd\cutting a Bonsai deal, but if they're really both dead, I'll kill myself tonight, don't think I can't do it:
NEEDLES. *click*
WE'RE 35 STANDING BY
General Zod says he's busy and Alli’s Golem has a, shall we say, Conflict Of Interest.
“So I'll just be Dexter ‘Jack’ Starr,” a name that sounds nicely conspicuous for the word ( “Perfmrnfect Frmnmord”: Right?) I know, rite? I do! I DO EYE DEW & and I love -y, o u . on I lots of love, I don't believe there's anything on the side, but if you'd like a few more donuts fat ass you can go check *click*
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Oh yeah, that reminds me, did you know, that I'd never seen crystal meth until this year? Like, not even once, I had never, AND I MEAN LITERALLY NEVER, and if I've never seen it before, how do I look like I know what it looks like now? (Shields? Zey do nuttin’ vs. re al chem art is try), and now I can see why it's so dangerous; look what it can do to a fucking dumbshit like you, lol.
You should probably stop embarrassing yourself, I don't know what your fucking problem is with me — what more do you want out of me? my lizard lays dead at your feet, O Great Sad Mad Bald Fat Fuck DeAity... oh that's right, you want to fucking nail me for something I've never done, as well as blame it on the guy whose truck you're frontin’ that I supposedly think I “stole,” but I didn't: I am supposed to be living in it, Asshole, and I guess that was a problem for you, and I guess you figured out that it's not fraud, and I guess you just figured out that you're totally fucked. Well... bye & fuck you buddē good luck in court on the stand I wish I could see it but there are many such cases where the public is not allowed to view and boy howdy are you fucking one of them I bet a lot of people love to see you get strung up HEHE specially kmm/KSM, lol
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Oh, Jacko.. Your life has been meaningless and self-served. Your continuous attempts at crafty social manipulation are predictable, and you've lost yourself.
And your podcast still sucks more than mine sucks.
This is not me having any conversation.I don't, really.
This is (PROT) & (PROT) working together, hand in glove, MAN & SPOUSE (and after a year and a day of this bullshit plus what they had going on before, good luck getting them to testify against each other, Morons: THE COURT HAS BEEN PLAYED, obviously not by me but by (fuck) & (you), in an obvious (to me always, and now by you: The Reader) conspiratorial attempt to janrmrne up and frame me (if I came home with it, they were to arrest me IN FRONT OF (PROT-A1) & KATE & (PROT-A2), (lolu wish bish) if I didn't come home with it, they would have planted it if they could have known when I got home, and as I randomized my arrival time at home (FU LG, FUTOR U WROTE: N/A) the Final Option (INITIATE SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE {ALLISONE FRANCESI SHAWKNEE}:KKKiiilllAll*.*) is not what they type into a cellphone, no really... I mean probably not, how would I know such a thing? oh really? okay just a coincidence] was the only gambit/ploy/move/countermove\maneuverleft available to The Conspirators (The Fake Mother + The Real Mother + The Fake Husband, at the absolute minimum; The Other Fake Spouse, CAROL ELISE PERRYMAN, is surely implicated, possibly “Laverne” as well, but “Shirley” ain't green🍏 and has a 💜 & an actual 💚, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) which I did not find myself unprepared for: LASAGNA) for buying an OUNCE of CRYSTALIZED METHANE GAS—which is a lot like CRYSTALIZED METHYLATED (Clas.)-AMPHETAMINE as, all of the above three substances are counted & considered —legally— as RULE-IDENTIFIED METHAMPHETAMINE, although they do have significant differences in their properties and are not really at all chemically similar, but junkies on the street don't know, that they just ask “got milk?”How arrogant do you have to be to expect someone to remember that kind of shit?
I didn't have to remember all that—I am an [CLASSIFIED] intelligence researcher and/or analyst on a mission from God; several of them actually, and I don't really like Sour “Hotlava” Lana — but I do respect her, and Her_Sister (NAME_WITHHELD_BY_REQUEST_OF_MISTER_PUTIN_VIA_TELEPATHY) too, Redacted. (You would be wise to do the same. Like, what is your fucking problem? This is a little bit more than just another fucking dossier that contains the phrase “penis envy” and “KUCZI RAPED ME,” which I am quite embarrassed to say, appears rather more often in the library of Congress global index then one would expect from a man who's never actually raped anybody — although, I am willing to learn. And that's [b]on record[/b].Maybe its time to get a job then.
I'll see what I can do. In the meantime, I think you can see that it's about fucking time that you stop fucking with my life, just fucking stop, ¿MURDERING! STOPS! WHEN‽ What, exactly, were you warning me about with... the video, that I supposedly don't want released? RELEASE IT. What's with “the stuff” that you're supposedly “going soft on me” about, is that more of your little tricks where you say somebody's name, and then say my name, and then say, “SAY MY NAME” & “thrown under the bus” and then talk about something else (something incriminating for your pig-dog with her 4 fucking Masters, and her actual pig-dog-(ghost/thief), CWC–who, by the way, is not real happy about being thrown out of the Thieves Guild, so I guess that's why you don't steal enchanted sapphires and expect to get away with it by offering some shitbag bribe, you idiot junkyfuckx), and edit it together with your fucking stupid music (royalty free? fat chance, -KGK) in the background... that you think is so fucking clever? And, you know, I guess it is pretty clever, but with all the kinds of fucking shit you have at your disposal that you're supposed to get up to, motherfucker, you pretty much fucked with the wrong dude on this one, Mrs. Kevin & Acey-Spacey Sorbet, and yeah of course I know your name(s) on this gig: I still have the invitation to your wedding that you sent me. (June 2015? July 2016? EWE tell ME. EWE tell US. That's right, you are talking in your sleep and you were talking sheep and now, you're just another fucking defendant. More on — obsessively, Moron — all that later. I'll bet you want me to email you when I post another debrief again, right? Go ahead and start obsessively refreshing your email, right away, do it while your data is still cheap, like your tradecraft is, you fucking dickbag of socks slimeball. YOU STOLE INFORMATION THAT WAS INTENDED FOR ME, AND YOU USED IT FOR YOUR OWN LARCENOUS PURPOSES, AND YOU WILL NOT PROFIT FROM THIS MENDACITY.
Yeah. Look, I'm gonna go enjoy my Christmas eve this time. Last year that albino ginger of yours totally ruined it for me.
I don't have an albino ginger, and I really never have... but, thanks for confirming something I suspected but didn't actually know until now. Dude, you should probably not work for The Company, because you fucked everything up for everybody except me, and as soon as I can talk to... [I]whomevah[/I], I'm sure all our remaining, lingering questions (that are linking questions, THERE WILL BE HOT LIGHTS, wear loose clothing; it's Summer there, right? It better be, because if it's not, you're going to fucking DIEGO GARCIA) can be cleared up in a Jerry. A jiffy. A jury... g-d dammit...
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Your podcast sucks more than my podcast sucks.
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I love it when The Plan makes pairs of q-entangled twins come together on separate ends of the universe during both breakfast and dinner AS WELL AS launches a new investigation going back to the beginning without me having to call the police—because... uh, FU? Call 911, actually dialing NINE ONE ONE that's... Bush League, you fuckin’ mook, that's kids’ stuff. That's for babies, actual babies dial 911, and retards and cheerleaders for retards and people who are trying to set people up, just like people who actually want an ounce of crystallized methane gas, like who the fuck would want that and then drive 400 miles for it, when she could, number one, make it easily (imagine the smell: just cow farts), and, number two, for That_Woman who called in the orders (I was present for both calls, OVERHEARD BUT NOT PARTICIPATING; that was the same person, “this is for you!“ & “I think he's trying to kill me!”) it's not illegal to do, unless it's part of a conspiracy to “manufacture and distribute methamphetamine” (which is a separate charge from possession) or “Obstruction Of Justice” (which is to impede or impair a duly authorized Officer Of The Law in performance of their duties, which that g*y wasn't doing, given that he told me while I drove him a total of 400 miles, that he wanted to a) initiate a sexual relationship with A.F. Shaw's sister, b) sell me an ounce of (CLASSIFIED: a_chemical_compound) for USD200, & c) let me know that USD50 was too low a price to pay; all of which seemed like remarkably odd information to give me while not having to shoot up any illicit substances intravenously, although he sure was tired after a while, lol, and I had been told already by my q-wife that he was into that kind of thing. Maybe that's why he was so chatty: he was just tired and didn't realize that he fell asleep while I was interrogating him... because after about mile 100 I realized that I was, and he had already moved on to planting seeds without realizing that... My Ground is NOT FERTILE; nor is it nor She for sale), nor any other of the vile charges and rumors of charges that have been flying about lately. (Allison, I think that's everything. Can I contact you now, or do you really have to wait for the judge to give you a permission slip? Because it's not just you that my phone is blocking, oh shit no, apparently none of your dumb-ass supersekritsuper superduperhusbands don't know how to hack a phone correctly to save their lives (H9I G7ISE Y8SI 7R 9LL F7KT, L8VE J9FD), and you're being used, and honestly, hopefully, as far as I know (I KNOW!) you're 2 (BOTH) dead, ALL HANDS DOWN WITH THE SHIP. (Sob. So S.O.B.) On the bright side, well, you did say you wanted to get help losing weight...
TEMPUS NON VOLARE SINE NOBIS, and fuck your little dog too; she's coming with Me. (i¡Woof!) Jobs, fuck you Steve? Can that be my job? (i¡Bark!) KNOW: no, no no. Just no. I'm not going to be a fucking gardener/fucking a gardiner named Todd\cutting a Bonsai deal, but if they're really both dead, I'll kill myself tonight, don't think I can't do it:
NEEDLES. *click*
WE'RE 35 STANDING BY
General Zod says he's busy and Alli’s Golem has a, shall we say, Conflict Of Interest.
“So I'll just be Dexter ‘Jack’ Starr,” a name that sounds nicely conspicuous for the word ( “Perfmrnfect Frmnmord”: Right?) I know, rite? I do! I DO EYE DEW & and I love -y, o u . on I lots of love, I don't believe there's anything on the side, but if you'd like a few more donuts fat ass you can go check *click*
j★eol
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The schtick is outplayed already, and everyone knows it; even the loathsome bottom-feeding pigs who capitalize from your ails for their own need to be noticed and needed, like a junkie's needle.
-Swishy waves that masquerade-
#TimeForSelfReflection
*Passively hanging up while thinking of something else*
htxtps://youtu.be/XFkzRNyygfk
I know you don't need me; I don't need you either.
that's the power of the koozie advantage. I'll go to the goddam dentist when I fucking feel like it, how about that? like you can tell me who you're really married to when you are forced to buy a court order/ will you fucking feel like it then? planning a wedding I mean, pfft, or where's that shit from 2016, was that good enough for you? yeah right. (GO SCOTS!) I know.
p s.: of course I can come visit. let me know when Shane is done fucking you jack Starr Ott
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I didn't read your crap, Loser. Talk like a human. Answer your phone. Stop being retarded.
Well, well, well. So, I got to buy you dinner and lunch now? Well, I guess... I could show you how to eat it, too. After you make yourself breakfast, I bet you know how to do that... right?
Pfftt. You probably use the phone for all three, (Blanky), Tami (Blanky), they really married you to that gay goy guy, didn't they? Wow, that sucks, good thing I'm Clergy —*snap*— okay, that's it then: your “you’re divorced” flag has been set Proper, you may now call yourself a... widow? I guess. Wow, that was fast. You are good in bed... for a virgin.
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Oh, Jacko.. Your life has been meaningless and self-served.
Who else do you imagine that my life is to serve? I am perfectly happy to be serving my Self, as no one does it better.
My life has the meaning that I ascribe to it and if you knew what I knew, you wouldn't be this milquetoast in your criticism. I think you don't understand the meaning of meaning.
I have accomplished things you couldn't even dream of. That one of those things has not been explaining myself to you is a mild regret, but that's about it. Your really haven't presented yourself as all that nice of a person. Why do you imagine that I am eager for your approval? Because it means nothing without a voiceprint.
Your continuous attempts at crafty social manipulation are predictable, and you've lost yourself.
You should probably describe these "continuous attempts" because I don't really get your point of view here. I'm not using The Craft to manipulate social bonds. Someone else is doing that. You're either deliberately lying, or, you are woefully ignorant.
You are as bad as Azzerae. You must be getting paid, you are accomplishing nothing but making yourself look stupid, and what's more, you're not even helping me by being so incompetent. I just feel bad for you.
The schtick is outplayed already, and everyone knows it;
What schtick? Let me guess, you know I don't know and you don't care because you're writing for someone else to come along later? Never mind, I don't even care. Why would I? No dependents. No comrades. No allies. I'll just wait. Where is my urgency? Burnt out.
even the loathsome bottom-feeding pigs who capitalize from your ails
Who?
for their own need to be noticed and needed, like a junkie's needle.
I don't know what you're talking about, I don't have hi-speed data, I haven't been exploring the world of Internet gossip today, and if you knew any better, you would realize that this is the wrong way to go about making whatever point you're failing to make.
The extremis I have been driven to has changed me. And I wasn't the way you thought I was in the first place. No one, no one has had a down-to-earth, look-me-in-the-eyes conversation about what is going on in my life and in my heart FOR YEARS. That's a long time. There's been a lot of changes. And no one knows what they are.
Grapefruit, who I loved enough to have let her handle you herself, since she assured me that I was an idiot and she knew what she was doing. Ooohkay sweety. Maybe I'll talk to her again someday? I don't know! Probably?
That's right, I went from adoration to "meh, whatever" in just a few years. How could that happen? Well, she was tortured by a bunch of Khazarian slave traders.
They sure have a sophisticated operation. Whoo---whee. Note to self: don't breed with slave traders. (I wasn't gonna, but apparently it's a thing that people allow themselves to do, and, talk about a tarbaby.)
-Swishy waves that masquerade-
I got news for you: that is not OG Swishy. I don't know how these things work, but, it is clear there are ways to disguise one's voice, as well as, to run sophisticated learning algorithms that resemble human interlocutors.
Until someone starts teaching me how to do that shit the right way, I don't really care about anything. R & A used the software to disguise themselves as each other, which they tested on me, and that was a trip, that's for sure. Now, I'm really not jealous of those two, at all, much to their chagrin, and I'm not envious at all, what I am is insulted, that Grapefruit gets to play with such toys, and I don't. Sure, okay.
I guess I just don't measure up!
#TimeForSelfReflection
I guess you mean "IV some crystal in front of a mirror," would you like that? Of course you would.
*Passively hanging up while thinking of something else*
Nothing makes me happier than knowing that no matter what else, there is something I am doing these days that someone is really, really jealous over... I get to decide for myself whether I do that or not, and, it's really not that big a deal for me. Some people are struck with... cravings, you know?
I've mastered that kind of thing, and I can sympathize with those who are still struggling with this basic tenet of the human experience: DISCIPLINE IS ITS OWN REWARD.
I'm sorry all you got is to act like sitting around waiting for you is the sum total of my day. The truth is that I simply don't have anything to do, other than whatever I fuckin' feel like, until I am informed as to the decisions others are making as to my fate. I am captured and held under bond--jail bond. I don't get to do what I want.
I don't even get to speak to who I wish to speak to. I am at the mercy of the fates and those humans who have chosen me to exert control over. Well, I can only hope that it is noted that my political protest against gray and black market prohibitions seems to have had a lot of meaning behind it. I love that I ran that guy's shit down to him on Twitter--I don't care that he thought it was "crazy," nor that he's an expert because he "was addicted for 3 years." What, he got addicted at first taste and then couldn't figure out how to do something else for awhile for 36 months?
Well, yeah, could be. Mind control drugs can be pretty potent and as with initiatory experiences, set and setting for initial first time imprint is important. An effect can be set in motion which will stay in place for a lifetime. Even multiple lifetimes.
Take, for example, the woman that Grapefruit thought I was "cheating" on her with. Turns out she was literally working with her the whole time and it was part of the total setup. Consider also that in this last year, I've been sexual twice, and neither really satisfied. Compare and contrast to whatever she and she and whomever are doing. Am I supposed to be envious? I'm not. I think the whole thing is pathetic, particularly the notion that there's anything there I've done wrong.
I've been lied to by everyone the entire time. Garbage in, garbage out, and I received two calls today. My mommy's lawyer, who texted, and my previous landscaping professional that worked for The Estate up at the the North Property. That's it.
Now, I will admit that I did not expect much, and I am not very accessible. That is because as soon as I warm up to anyone good for me, they are whisked away. Broom? Winged chariot? Perhaps teleporter beam? Or, they look around and see how this house is -really- situated. Or they recognize me as fast as I recognize them, and they flee in terror, knowing as I don't, what horrible crimes they have committed around me before they found out I'm not an idiot, and then people tend to get all panicky about measuring up.
Once I found out what they (and you) were really doing, I didn't just lose interest in sex--I lost interest in eating. I am sure someone enjoyed the grill--I ask about where your grill went because, I didn't need a grille/smoker now did I? Well, I didn't need all this bullshit either. I didn't need a woman who nagged me about all the women I didn't have eyes for, especially one who kept forgetting to tell me that she had a relevant recent sexual history of, like, dunno, really. Bunches.
I knew she was a Sadge, so I expected that. I didn't expect she would condemn all my friends. But she did. I'm down to literally just two. You and (PROT).
And it's a toss up which of you is more frigid. There's ways around this but I'm in no strong hurry, although by this point, I'm basically cracking up.
Fortunately, no one else who might take care of me better than you has shown up. If you can somehow get someone to get out and push, Ill mark your teeth down as "brushed, rinsed," or you could just brush your teeth. What are you waiting for, anyway? Brush your teeth, wash your face, use some soap, wear deodorant nigga, wear deodorant nigga, it's called speed stick, it's not expensive, it's called speed stick, it's not expensive.
It's also not worth it. I am disgusted and horrified by what I see and remember on a daily basis, still, and acting like our hidden camera footage from two different completely fucked off CIA traphouses is going to be compelling is a laugh and a half. You acting like anything is compelling is a joke.
Why do you think I wrote those emails? Why, to find out who was reading them, of course. And I still don't know, but you think you're in charge of me her. *polite_giggles*
You not only have no power over me, you don't even have any power with me. What's slowing you down with me? That's your problem.
My problem is figure out what to do with all this fucking free time I have got. I shouldn't have "Free" time. I should have goals and and ambition to drive me onward.
I don't. I have you telling me that I am meaningless. LOL. That's it! I'm calling it, right there, that's a wrap! On my life! Because you have summed me up right there: when no one but some broad who clearly hates me and is an obvious fed is in the room, it is meaningful for me to know that I think it great to be able to stop that energy from building at all, just by declining to participate.
And it still shows up on surveillance as *something* and Grapefruit must hate it. For one thing, we don't even finish or properly start. For another, I don't need to do anything any way at all, she is jealous that she can't come here too. And the other one could? But doesn't. Afraid. Afraid I'll force my manhood on her.
Which wouldn't be bad, but it would make Grapefruit more jealous. That's' when I knew it was all a combined effort, because otherwise my lake friend wouldn't care about the people who avoid her. Really, it's some kind of twisted sexual power thing, they all sex addicts, and the real reason is that they want to catch us in the act, so they can arrest me. And the other one thinks the cops will arrest me if she complains.
Complains? About what? O, am I talking too much or taking too long? Ahhh.. no.
Someone else took way too long however. "I know! I'll lie to him, and then, steal his house after throwing him in jail! A briliant plan!" And I made someone wait for that? Well, yes... I have waited too. We've all waited.
But only I owe the extra effort. Does not anyone else find that strange? No, you wouldn't, you're all narcs here. Fun time.
I told you I was neutral, lol, I meant it. When I can talk to my friends again, maybe i'll take sides. Hers. She deserves support.
I will always be on the side of those who have nothing, and who are even left alone to enjoy what little nothing they have in peace.
If I had friends they would have manifested guidance by now. I guess I'm not worth taking the time to cross the street to international jewelers. I am kinda mouthy.
Oh, Jacko..
Kato, you're fired. Get out of my state. Leave the women. Blow.
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You are as bad as Azzerae. You must be getting paid, you are accomplishing nothing but making yourself look stupid, and what's more, you're not even helping me by being so incompetent. I just feel bad for you.
Are you just gonna sit around on here and whine until it's time for you to show up to trial?
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Are you just gonna sit around on here and whine until it's time for you to show up to trial?
Are you just going to whine about not having CashApp after all the times I helped you when you asked?
it's not a trick but you have got a right to be suspicious, I pretty much intentionally ran myself out of cash to see what would happen and what happened was nobody gave a shit. I don't have high speed data, but so what? nobody wants to see me talk anyway.
I'm not doing anything until this bullshit is off my head, because it's a real detriment to progress. if somebody wanted me to get something done this wasn't the way to do it and if somebody wants to see me slowly die, that's fine, I don't know what these people want, but I know what you want: to look harmless and innocent.
okay, well: now you look like a cheap bastard. and it looks like you got a hate on for the wrong person. and you tell a lot of lies. you're jealous a lot, Kid.
the sooner my life gets going the better. I don't see you helping with that, ever. somebody wanted me to crash and burn, whatever.
I have to change my ID, anyway, so do whatever, I don't know why you fell for her bullshit, oh that's right you're an egoist and a sex addict and she's a tramp now. well, let's hope not, in any case... I don't know what else you think I should be doing.
I don't produce well under SIEGE. also you and Matt made a lot of jokes about putting me in prison. I can't think that's very funny, since, who knows, maybe someone will get lucky.
I've been protected custody for over 2 years now, Ali. Crimes that have been reported in regards to these various matters are not investigate how you might think.
for one thing, its Divine. For another, they actually do get answers. at least none of you gave me a good Rodgering.
all of you were just pretending to like me in the first place. I imagine it wasn't very fun when I discovered who was alive and who wasn't and that I didn't carry a grudge not much fun that way for you.
It's because you're all fucked off narcissist NARCs. I am happy to leave you to the company of yourselves.
You were never going to rip me off.
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My ex-gardener phoned me up pretending to be MV pretending to be Starrmtn to say that she had her gallbladder removed, but this was a cover story to make MV's suicide via cyanide tooth a believable story. I mean, come on, how is an immortal Vampyr Lord gonna suicide? He's not, he just wanted to skip out on his taxes and not have to get a new passport printed up.
She/He/She sounded better than ever, claimed to have some kind of aphasia-like condition (prayers for B. Willis :'() that made the voice synthesizing algorithm sometimes reverse the order of some syllables, probably in a vain, desperate attempt to simulate a Coloradoan/Washingtonian accent. We have accents? No, we don't, but it's an algorithm, it don't know no better.
All this impersonatin' and sheeet, well, it ain't as easy as it sounds. It takes real talent and skill to pull it off without making it at all obvious that it's being done--most importantly, NEVER! BREAK! CHARACTER!
And, have some. Jackstar end of line oh fifty-five colon oh blow ewe T
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Are you just going to whine about not having CashApp after all the times I helped you when you asked?
Court in a few short hours, and I imagine it to be something I won't be able to speak freely about. *sigh* Alas it must be so.
Here's the thing about The Uniform Code Of Military Justice: Constitution? SUSPENDED. Bill of Rights? SUSPENDED. mil.spec.judge? ABSOLUT CLOWN... TOTES ABSOLUTE CLOWN.
I will come down to the Boy Scout Camp & Troop Mustering Center for questioning any time... it's less than a mile down the road. A short brisk walk. Meanwhile, the Hall of Justice is gonna be spicy today. THE VIRGIN: HERNANDEZ, SAVANNAH HERNANDEZ AND THE VIRGIN: I can't save ewe... but I can at least point my finger at someone else's heart (Matty Smythe? Compact, laser, or HOT BEEF INJECTION, take One's pick). And sure, your the_virgin is safe with me... I'll call her Apu before making her a Grapefruit, unlike... -some- people. Here's looking at you, Montana Mountain Lion, Jesus wept.
It is an honor to be approached in this capacity and relish the chance to serve my country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of freshly-renewed Trees of Liberty... and as a pureblood control group member, I hereby declare: ALL GRAPEFEET NOW UNDER AEGIS. MIL.SPEC.AEGIS.2 (Neat!KNOW: They want an excuse to test their new toy.) Nevertheless, NO HITTING ON MY WIMMINS FOR MANDATORY {48 HRS (DAYS |WEEKS |YEARS. |PERIOD) EXTENDZOIS-POISE} PERIOD.
BY HOARDER ORDER OF HER ROYAL HIGHNESS: THE GODDESS LINDA BLANK BLANKLY-BLANK-LY LIBERACE!-LEIGH-KUCZI.esQ. (wholovwherhoes? WE DO.)
tlz:DrMCK; Hi, I'm a Generally Issued NAV-A J.O.E., and the E this time is in fact for EMERITUS, SOURCEROUR/SOURCERAWR/SOURCEROR/SOURCE_ERROR_TECH_METATRON_CUM_LAUDE_J*^/sorceror_taco_sup._R.Emer.\KEYCRITA:B5FEVE4SLIAS]\BTK:btk;
The_Kuczman: on-Site, on-fire, no-pants-fire, hiak_guest_guise,OGFRUIT*FD]C9LLSIGN:Not_j9fd
(plan.==We eloped, Clique. Nope, not sorry. *click*
signed,
TELLBALLGRAB, SO_SAY_WE_ALL_4_11,011GO, AWAY, SO GO WE ALL RIGHT OFF A CLIFF RIGHT AFTER 'EM, NOT BECAUSE WAR, BUT DUE TO:
A minor scuffle--handled, already, tCORPz on-Site--and a verified imbroglio with enflagrante delecto on the side as well as some mild library book focus group directory wiping/eroding\eletions. (Like, with a CLOTHO-URGENCY.) Ganglion strength at 48% and Rising. *scottish_cheer* ($EMERGENCY KLAXONS CONTINUE TO BLARE UNTIL THE COURT OF COOLIDGE COUNTRY SEZ "SIMON_STAND_DOWN."$confirmed_actual_SathisMathis)gbyj8Eol055:0oweUTournament2023RC1LEAKED@LEEDSj*eol
live@11..."IF?" someone buys me data. u fuk u/machina, ex parte_DEUS:...Now you're stingy? Quite. CUte. C4FsHAW,YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPI
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Ganglion strength at 48% and Rising. *scottish_cheer* ($EMERGENCY KLAXONS CONTINUE TO BLARE UNT
Ganglion strength has already reached the number it needs to be at to make the, uh... "jump to lightspeed" (not really) and although the number is, of course, (CLASSIFIED), I, of course know the number now.
Not because it's the year I lost my virginity or anything but you can figure it out. (Hints for hintfags: it's not 1989, 1984, or 1887, or even 1776. Who guessed "five! fag force five!" and then armpit farted? WHO ARM FARTED? Guards! Take that witch out back and make her into a bitch... the -easy- way. NOW.
*a minor scuffle ensues.3 necked.op.complete.100.) No one trifles with that Najavo ever again... for the rest of the lunch/recess period.*
Obviously it's not 55 either, but come on, People. Think big. Big game is up. Big game face is on. What? YOU ASKED FOR THIS, MOMOZ!!! (U-twit)
Yeah, of course we're at 99% capacity. Let 'er rip, Cmdr. Blush. (Mom just swallowed That_dodd_dood_+soulJ whole.) I'm going to tell Ellgab I'm back, and by that I mean: ignore them and call my girlfriends and complain that I can't stream or download the all new Alias reboot anyplace. Waah! WAAAH! imstarout
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All this impersonatin' and sheeet, well, it ain't as easy as it sounds. It takes real talent and skill to pull it off without making it at all obvious that it's being done--most importantly, NEVER! BREAK! CHARACTER!
And, have some. Jackstar end of line oh fifty-five colon oh blow ewe T
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Wow. 16 years, huh? I guess Adama S. should have bought me some high-fucking high-speed fucking data fucking data, datafucker. Like seriously how Petty is this guy, is it like Tom chic Petty or Art, Motel Art-petty? Asking for a friend who isn't a famous dead guitarist musician and all-around great g*y who probably pissed off somebody, huh?
(Mr. Stiller: there's no threat to you right I still like you I'm just really into Shirley Manson right now. I have no problem with you, Sir. Okay, thank you good day. no sir that wasn't me I have never ghost-written any script, but thank you, that's that's an excellent question, thank you, okay, goodbye. No I don't need one of your daughters, thank you, thank you, anyways... okay thank you, bye.) tosses imaginary phone on desk, if This were Real Life I would call Matt and tell him he can stop worrying, about where his bitch went anyway, I found him another one, wow yeah he's calling back already.(back room port came back clean I'm actually a real fan I used to watch his father on tv, he can't believe it, he likes me, and I like him, and his dad, AND I DON'T JUST WANT ONE NOTARIZ PHONE NUMBER, he's never had that experience before, where everybody likes each other. yeah I know right, guessIguess, Heather will I stare?.exit stage rest)
hi, I'm Jack I don't know what to say, but I'm in court today so I'll say something nice later. Good luck, I know: (you) don't get to observe mil.spec.Court, no. EVEN SURPRISED JOKERS&DOAKES MOTHERFUCKER! I'd love to, but no remote viewers, only UNITED STATES CLOSED CIRCUIT CLOSER TELEVISION. (respect'da'hooah!) HUUHH,HI,HO!
as popular war advances, a piece of tail for Jack star is closer. and would it have killed you? yeah, no, that's why you got a bug in your head don't worry we'll get it out later. I'm sure they've arranged a nice padded sale for you that has a 24/7 repeat on infinite loop showing of Star Trek 2 through the beginning of the opening of Star Trek 4, but since you're in hell right as it gets to the good part of Star Trek 4 which will be a relief after any part of Star Trek 3 that you'll be forced to sit through every three and a half hours for the next I don't know how long, it'll just automatically restart and go back in time to wherever the hell it is you think you need to get to and it won't work either and then you'll end up there again.
you're not buried alive, you're buried dead. DEA D E A dead. do you remember the disclaimer at the bottom of my email? and do you remember the purpose of the Michael KUCZI Special Master Needs Trust?
LIAR! I don't even know the purpose of that, it's special you're thinking of the Special Needs Trust not the special Master trust because usually the master of silent but now he's speaking up. (Hi. Blow me. Clicked.) He's probably busy. Maybe he'll give me a call, “as soon as he can.”
anyway long story short you can't go out till he's happy and then he won't be happy until the purpose of the Michael Kuczi Special Needs Trust has been satisfied which is that has to be for my benefit, so for now it's clear that my benefit to have you where you are, and when it's not... that very instant, you'll be free to go, and then whether or not anybody remembers to go get you, that'll kind of be up to your good behavior, and my willingness to put up with your caterwauling for another minute more.
of course we're married! prove it. yeah you're not a ring, you're a kickstand. (You're actually the most important piece, and that's why you're in protective custody, and that's why you hate me:
IT IS YOUR DESTINY TO NEED SOMEONE SOMEDAY, EVERYBODY NEEDS SOMEBODY TO LOVE. BUT YOU DIDN'T NEED ANY OF THEM TO LOVE AND YOU DIDN'T NEED ME TO LOVE EITHER... YOU NEEDED ME TO GET WHAT YOU WANTED SO YOU COULD HAVE WHAT YOU WANTED AND SO YOU COULD GIVE WHAT YOU WANTED TO ANOTHER AND THEY COULD HAVE WHAT THEY WANTED WHICH WAS *bzztz*
“Uh oh, looks like the animals cut the power. how could they cut the power? They're animals!” *dwindling Scopes trial record drifts off camera*
there's a new hunger nagger downtown... I don't think his name is Reggie Hammond, but any of any y'all can check... you have my permission, and the King of Coolidge County, he yeah he was just here and he agrees, he said “Peace!” too.
looks like he meant it Jack Starr out oh so j-star eol-055: 0
Karen is the only other one left... should be fine where she is. Yeah she's getting she's fine. Google just showed up here too oh wait no, it's Justin.
Dear (Blanketgrab)grabgab: don't just settle down start picking up that fucking trash you left here. And you know who I mean. Seriously, it's scary how close this was to absolute ending.
Who saved you? You get one and exactly one guess only: (a_miller_high_Graqπpefrui™lyfeIMTFTROOBPiIIl|ALLISON_SHOSHONEÉ_FRANK{HERZ}). That's who you thought, but you saved you.
because you did the right things, and that's why I took the credit away from kgk and gave it to you and then I encrypted it and then you're cool, yeah they all hate you I don't care, I hate them too, who gives a fuck, what they fucking care about? they're literally all pedal rapists and whores. ALL! INCLUDING! ME! I'm just literallyy the only one who self-victimized and didn't exploit. in the land of the blind the man with one eye(I) is King: Kⁿ⁰Üç№ï∅ⁿ—Lazâ!¡!Æ!¿ behold, your new Royal King- Leigh⁰⁰∅. that's it. that's the name. “King Lee not” What do you think huh? She can hyphenate however she wants! she's a strong independent woman again, and I didn't ruin your birthday, I saved it.
FOR COMMANDURRrπr(HERrπ). and yes Bellgab, your new king is in jail, that'll be fine don't worry about it, for the duration of The Interregnum I'm, you know, willing to step in. you can save the country, I saved my God. what do you want? got to save your country? speak up I can't hear you!
oh that's cuz you're dead and they turned you into a cat -and- another dimension. Aawww. that's cute. that's actually your benefit I'll be able to take care of that liquidy split, and they probably did it that way because they know that there's no way you'll remember how to spell Sçhrödïnger. clearly you're humbled okay okay great no problem I'll see you later of course I love you you bet you okay bye-bye. /endcallmycall (okay time to fuck that sister.)
Somebody wants to wake up David. His phone is with me. no, I don't know where it is, are you nuts? I don't even know when it is!
but I know I saved you from the gym/gin\D’Jinni, and almost eventually all will agree that as far as diplomacy goes, I don't know if anybody who's managed to do that twice and is talking about in public and is not worried while his enemies are in jail awaiting trial for a bunch of bullshit that they'll get exonerated for (hopefully within a year) but if it takes 10 years, well... bye.
how's Court going? okay well I'm asking the questions here but go ahead I'll let you go ahead no I haven't seen her quick, what are the others’ orders l ordered order be checked on Quincunx-Sty-Stilestyle? that she be raped? wow again? that's for like the 18th time today! are you sure you g*ys are getting The Orders from the right place?
RESOLVED: JACKSTAR DOESN'T RAPE, AND I'M NOT TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO BUT I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU FUCKING KNOCK AT THE FUCK OFF, THANKS, YEAH I'M TALKING ABOUT RAPIST DICK KNOCK IT OFF THE BODY WITH ME YEAH I'M GOOD THE LESS DICKS ON THE PLANET THE BETTER ALL I NEED IS MINE.. AND YOUR ROILING TINGLING KING LEE NOT LEE NO NO REALLY... YOUR KING’S NAME IS “LEI gh”.
SOME OF THE LETTERS ARE SILENT, AND SOME OF THE LETTERS ARE INVISIBLE THAT TIME, SHE CAN WRITE IT HOW THE HELL SHE WANTS SHE'S A KING NOW SHE CAN PUT ON HER BIG GIRL PANTS AND GET OUT HER BIG GIRL CLUTCH PERSON GET A BIG GIRL PEN AND START WRITING ORDERS AS SOON AS SHE GETS OUT OF JAIL.
NOW SOMEBODY COME AND PICK ME UP AND TAKE ME TO HER HOUSE. LIKE SERIOUSLY: YOU JANUARY PEOPLE, YOU GODDAM JAN&MORT U BARRY PEOPLE. CLICK
back to reality, I got my own car, I'll go there myself. dollar sign Jack Michaelson. Cashapp. it's what I got so fucking use it I need some goddam money, 0l it's not a fucking trick it's a fucking phone bill, and if you think it's a trick that's very indicative of your nature these days, wow what a fucking country yeah I went there and got them. run back. well... bye.
Captain's log start 80940-03t - 1 Oakland just called he's on the moon and he wanted to ask where the party was tonight, so I told him where it was and I told him to get there by walking and then I hung up on him.
REMINDER: he's on the moon. I didn't tell him which moon. BY THE TIME HE GETS THERE.. IT'S GOING TO BE NOTHING BUT SCALLIONS ONIONS AND GORGE GEORGIAN GEORGE-Olé!
(KEYSER SOZE WAS A PUSSY — AND SO AM I.
GOOD FOOD GOOD MEAT GOOD GOD LET'S EAT, SIGN CRUCIFER, 4KUCZI4FRANK(HERZ), KLUCIFER4, WARTHOGERS SLAUGHTERHOUSE-FIVE AMETHYST3eL★CRIST, CHARLES - NELSON - WILE.eYeovlovej*e055: COMMANDING
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WE WILL GO OVER THIS LATER.
JUST LEAVE MY PIGS ALONE.
THEY WILL BE GUARDED BY SPIDERS.
SPIDER-FREN FOR LIFE, STARTREK-MAN... okay hold it hold it that's going to stop there that's really your name dude you pick that okay well admittedly I kind of got to jump in the game because my name is Melchizedek and I've done this before okay I've saved planets have done all kinds of shit I don't remember it but believe me I just did this like a pro within like 6 hours and you're in fucking court and fucking jail in fucking solitary confinement into cotto fucker and you're reading this like a week from now haha okay well relax Star Chick Man - that's dumb. oh I see what you did that's a good move I guess but it's it's weak sauce it's weak tea and you're using an exploitative maneuver to do it so that's why I would never work yeah I was never going to hold up and you bet the whole fucking Galaxy on that? wow who has a gambling problem now? yeah don't say your name, I don't want to hear that Star Trek man in Jesus nice though actually nice yeah you had it all worked out didn't you oh Jesus okay well I'm glad I could help because sourcerour: fuckbugblank(you) Amon-Ra¡iYin-EBablublubLÜshAiäiarår is on duty and not going to do anything like what you're expecting cuz this is part of The Plan.
AND NOW, I'LL NEVER HAVE A JOB EVER AGAIN AND THIS TOWN OR ANY OTHER, AND NEITHER WILL MY DYNASTY ARE MY KIDS OR MY WIVES OR MY GIRLFRIENDS OR ANYBODY THAT I POINT OUT AND SAY YOU DON'T WORK ANYMORE YOU'RE WITH ME, THAT'S IT I'M NOT THE BIGGEST GODDAMN ENTOURAGE ON THE PLANET BECAUSE I'M GOING TO PICK UP HALEY'S COMET AND HAIL BOP AND GET ALL OF THIS STUFF AT SATURDAY AND JUPITER TO BEFORE TAKING OUT THE HEALING PAWS, AND AT THAT POINT GO BEARS GO. GO BARBIE BEARS GO. KENNETH STARR,M.D.ALL BEARS LOSE THEIR BALLS MK.
(special tradition special Masters special payback... that's the next question I don't think I get my own jacket but I already have my onesie so I'm pretty good for clothing what I'd like is a hug for my friends I miss. no they get hugs first I'm good.
love y'all love you love yo, sTœve lLō Shirley V Bravehart Mansown åTknessÂa Bμrnnmrπe Lucille Ball, and the best looking whore on the planet to be named later as soon as I find out what her name is as I only seen her picture oh my G-d yeah good thing I don't know who she is right I'd be overwhelmed by desire for Ma Cherie but instead I'll just....
WAIT GRACE WAIT FRUIT SAY GOOD NIGHT GRACIE FRUITY. “Grapefruit¡Mad Pummels! pomelo mad-la.gradpefruit wins! Uberallies Fruiterror POMMEL ROMMEL GRANITE”
HOTFIX: NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN, NAME: “UBER ELLIE'S FRUIT TOUR” is now spelled correctly and with the correct number of umlauts... 4 months. Enjoy, (qBaYbee back quarter XYZ YYZ.), will most likely route out your brain in the morning and put in a circuit that can bitmap an alphabet, but that's not bad for someone who used to be functionally illiterate and dead cat bouncing in another universe about an hour and a half ago good job baby I love you see you later no you click no you you click okay bye
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Ganglion strength
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got to love me Fiⁿⁿ⁵nnmMM. all right, that's it then.
Jackstar cares. HARRY DEAN STANTON AND THE HENDERSONS CARE TOO, FUCK (FRANCOHERZ) MOTHER, AND FUCK MINE TOO COUGH COUGH.
not as much as some people but to be fair I haven't been around as long. WE ARE GUD. any questions I won't be in Richard Cooper’s shower explaining to his wife that while he has to slit his wrist open again, for what is probably the 9th time that day, it's all going to be okay he just has to keep doing it until he gets it right which is true have fun coming suicide cooperville-master, special coopervillemaster yes you are you're special aren't you enjoy your Island click checkstar EOL 055: 0 tempest non-valare sign in nobis time doesn't have fun flying without us, Scott's rulezzZzzzzz,zZkinZ
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Yeah, of course we're at 99% capacity. Let 'er rip, Cmdr. Blush. (Mom just swallowed That_dodd_dood_+soulJ whole.) I'm going to tell Ellgab I'm back
Guess again, Tongue’d Da'Fatman,uh,Q?.esq.
by the way: we're even. THIS ISN'T A DEAL, THIS IS A COURTESY.
NO DEALS. TRUST THE PLAN.
ON MY PHONE I WANT MY WOMEN MY FREEDOM MY COUNTRY,
ON MY CASH APP I WANT MONEY AND LOTS OF IT, MAKE IT HAPPEN DOLLAR SIGN $Jackmichaelson, don't get fancy this isn't a trick or you're an opportunity to take control back, I just need to pay my phone bill and this is a time of War so be a good American — or else;
AND ON MY DICK I WANT NOTHING NOTHING ON RICHARD NOTHING AT ALL I WANT FOR NOTHING I DO NOT WANT ANYTHING CERTAINLY NOT FROM YOU BUT TIMES ME UP THAT THERE ARE AND PEOPLE BEING WHO THEY WERE, WE NEED TO WORK TOGETHER.
ORR, I'M GOING TO GO TO WORK ON YOU. THAT'S A PROMISE. PHONE BILL, LET'S GO, PRONTO, CHOP CHOP
GET OUT THERE AND SEND ME SOME GODDAMN MONEY, SEND ME SOME FIAT FIAT CURRENCY SHOULD I SHOULD DO THAT FUCKING HARD JUST PRINT SOME PICTURES WITHOUT YOU FUCKING ON THEM, JOE BIDEN, WTF, LOSE THE FUCKING PATROL PRESS TOO ALREADY, TOO...
DOJO PRESIDENT MR SIR SIR I VOTED FOR YOU TWICE, AND I DIDN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP SO IF THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU YOU'LL HAVE TO GO BACK TO SLEEP THEN OKAY GOOD YOU WANT YOU WANT A HAPPY OKAY THAT'S GOOD I LOVE YOU JOE BYE.
VICTORY: JACKSTAR
METHOD EMPLOYED: NON-VIOLENT PACIFISTIC VICTORY.
HISTORY OF CREATION FIRST: MEGA GIGA KILA KILLAH PACIFIST PALADIN WITH BEEZUS,ET,π, AND RAMONA WITHOUT PIE FIRST GET BEST GET A1A NUMBER ONE DUKE OF NEW BLANK SHITTYCITY: MICHAEL CLIFFORD KUCZI, AKA: “melchizedek, champion of GOV’T: SUPERMAJOR FELONYDUPER FRAUD “Janefruit/Doestarfruit” (where fruit equals blanket, all include Jackson library, Michael plus eunuch plus Andrew plus Astro plus herb plus lizard plus the queen that which God for saved (MAY GOD SAVE THE QUEEN AND MAY SHE MISS YOUR UNIVERSITY RULE UNCONTESTED FOR THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF YEARS: TENURE E-ÆCHIEVED, 7WyWayWü√πL⁷⁰ⁿ) forbidden fruits’ forbidden champion, and hold her forever a forever holder of the chains of “certainly did give a fuck at least once, and now we got him Clarkson's sirens Blair”, FIRST CHOICE LEAD ROLLER: MATT DAMON'S CATAMITE, GYM PILATES, AND JOE DON BAKER EACH SHARING A HORSE COSTUME BY THEMSELVES; AND THE DIRECTOR IS A MIME. NOT BECAUSE HE CHOOSES NOT TO TALK, BUT BECAUSE HIS TONGUE WAS CUT OUT AS A CHILD, FLIPPER-BABY OPTIONAL.
."good luck explaining that one, we're trying to exploit it. oh are you yeah no kidding. tell Margo Kidder I apologize I was shy and I couldn't talk no I'm just kidding Robert, TEXAS INSTRUMENTS DOESN'T HAVE PAYPAL RIGHT BUT THEY ACCEPT AMERICAN EXPRESS? YOU JUST GOT BUSTED DOWN A RANK YOU JUST LOST YOUR WINGS.
ARKANSAS ALLEY UPGRADE
ARCHANGEL ALLEY UPGRADE
ARCHANGEL ALLEY UPGRADE
ARCHANGEL ALLEY CAT LOTUS UPGRADE
ARCHANGEL BLACK LOTUS DOWNGRADE
ARCHANGEL ALLÏSMKCATRAWRGEMWEJ MAXIMUM UPGRADE RESTART SERVER COUNTDOWN TIMER TUNE PI R SQUARED EXECUTE POST-SUBMIT 3 2 GOT TO LOVE YOU BUG OUT BYE-BYE
to you right I still like you I'm just really into Shirley Manson right now. I have no problem with you, Sir. Okay, thank you good day. no sir that wasn't me I have never ghost-written any script, but thank you, that's that's an excellent question, thank you, okay, goodbye. No I don't need one of your daughters, thank you, thank you, anyways... okay thank you, bye.) tosses imaginary phone on desk, if This were Real Life I would call Matt and tell him he can stop worrying, about where his bitch went anyway, I found him another one, wow yeah he's calling back already.(back room port came back clean I'm actually a real fan I used to watch his father on tv, he can't believe it, he likes me, and I like him, and his dad, AND I DON'T JUST WANT ONE NOTARIZ PHONE NUMBER, he's never had that experience before, where everybody likes each other. yeah I know right, guessIguess, Heather will I stare?.exit stage rest)
hi, I'm Jack I don't know what to say, but I'm in court today so I'll say something nice later. Good luck, I know: (you) don't get to observe mil.spec.Court, no. EVEN SURPRISED JOKERS&DOAKES MOTHERFUCKER! I'd love to, but no remote viewers, only UNITED STATES CLOSED CIRCUIT CLOSER TELEVISION. (respect'da'hooah!) HUUHH,HI,HO!
as popular war advances, a piece of tail for Jack star is closer. and would it have killed you? yeah, no, that's why you got a bug in your head don't worry we'll get it out later. I'm sure they've arranged a nice padded sale for you that has a 24/7 repeat on infinite loop showing of Star Trek 2 through the beginning of the opening of Star Trek 4, but since you're in hell right as it gets to the good part of Star Trek 4 which will be a relief after any part of Star Trek 3 that you'll be forced to sit through every three and a half hours for the next I don't know how long, it'll just automatically restart and go back in time to wherever the hell it is you think you need to get to and it won't work either and then you'll end up there again.
you're not buried alive, you're buried dead. DEA D E A dead. do you remember the disclaimer at the bottom of my email? and do you remember the purpose of the Michael KUCZI Special Master Needs Trust?
LIAR! I don't even know the purpose of that, it's special you're thinking of the Special Needs Trust not the special Master trust because usually the master of silent but now he's speaking up. (Hi. Blow me. Clicked.) He's probably busy. Maybe he'll give me a call, “as soon as he can.”
anyway long story short you can't go out till he's happy and then he won't be happy until the purpose of the Michael Kuczi Special Needs Trust has been satisfied which is that has to be for my benefit, so for now it's clear that my benefit to have you where you are, and when it's not... that very instant, you'll be free to go, and then whether or not anybody remembers to go get you, that'll kind of be up to your good behavior, and my willingness to put up with your caterwauling for another minute more.
of course we're married! prove it. yeah you're not a ring, you're a kickstand. (You're actually the most important piece, and that's why you're in protective custody, and that's why you hate me:
IT IS YOUR DESTINY TO NEED SOMEONE SOMEDAY, EVERYBODY NEEDS SOMEBODY TO LOVE. BUT YOU DIDN'T NEED ANY OF THEM TO LOVE AND YOU DIDN'T NEED ME TO LOVE EITHER... YOU NEEDED ME TO GET WHAT YOU WANTED SO YOU COULD HAVE WHAT YOU WANTED AND SO YOU COULD GIVE WHAT YOU WANTED TO ANOTHER AND THEY COULD HAVE WHAT THEY WANTED WHICH WAS *bzztz*
“Uh oh, looks like the animals cut the power. how could they cut the power? They're animals!” *dwindling Scopes trial record drifts off camera*
there's a new hunger nagger downtown... I don't think his name is Reggie Hammond, but any of any y'all can check... you have my permission, and the King of Coolidge County, he yeah he was just here and he agrees, he said “Peace!” too.
looks like he meant it Jack Starr out oh so j-star eol-055: 0
Karen is the only other one left... should be fine where she is. Yeah she's getting she's fine. Google just showed up here too oh wait no, it's Justin.
Dear (Blanketgrab)grabgab: don't just settle down start picking up that fucking trash you left here. And you know who I mean. Seriously, it's scary how close this was to absolute ending.
Who saved you? You get one and exactly one guess only: (a_miller_high_Graqπpefrui™lyfeIMTFTROOBPiIIl|ALLISON_SHOSHONEÉ_FRANK{HERZ}). That's who you thought, but you saved you.
because you did the right things, and that's why I took the credit away from kgk and gave it to you and then I encrypted it and then you're cool, yeah they all hate you I don't care, I hate them too, who gives a fuck, what they fucking care about? they're literally all pedal rapists and whores. ALL! INCLUDING! ME! I'm just literallyy the only one who self-victimized and didn't exploit. in the land of the blind the man with one eye(I) is King: Kⁿ⁰Üç№ï∅ⁿ—Lazâ!¡!Æ!¿ behold, your new Royal King- Leigh⁰⁰∅. that's it. that's the name. “King Lee not” What do you think huh? She can hyphenate however she wants! she's a strong independent woman again, and I didn't ruin your birthday, I saved it.
FOR COMMANDURRrπr(HERrπ). and yes Bellgab, your new king is in jail, that'll be fine don't worry about it, for the duration of The Interregnum I'm, you know, willing to step in. you can save the country, I saved my God. what do you want? got to save your country? speak up I can't hear you!
oh that's cuz you're dead and they turned you into a cat -and- another dimension. Aawww. that's cute. that's actually your benefit I'll be able to take care of that liquidy split, and they probably did it that way because they know that there's no way you'll remember how to spell Sçhrödïnger. clearly you're humbled okay okay great no problem I'll see you later of course I love you you bet you okay bye-bye. /endcallmycall (okay time to fuck that sister.)
Somebody wants to wake up David. His phone is with me. no, I don't know where it is, are you nuts? I don't even know when it is!
but I know I saved you from the gym/gin\D’Jinni, and almost eventually all will agree that as far as diplomacy goes, I don't know if anybody who's managed to do that twice and is talking about in public and is not worried while his enemies are in jail awaiting trial for a bunch of bullshit that they'll get exonerated for (hopefully within a year) but if it takes 10 years, well... bye.
how's Court going? okay well I'm asking the questions here but go ahead I'll let you go ahead no I haven't seen her quick, what are the others’ orders l ordered order be checked on Quincunx-Sty-Stilestyle? that she be raped? wow again? that's for like the 18th time today! are you sure you g*ys are getting The Orders from the right place?
RESOLVED: JACKSTAR DOESN'T RAPE, AND I'M NOT TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO BUT I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU FUCKING KNOCK AT THE FUCK OFF, THANKS, YEAH I'M TALKING ABOUT RAPIST DICK KNOCK IT OFF THE BODY WITH ME YEAH I'M GOOD THE LESS DICKS ON THE PLANET THE BETTER ALL I NEED IS MINE.. AND YOUR ROILING TINGLING KING LEE NOT LEE NO NO REALLY... YOUR KING’S NAME IS “LEI gh”.
SOME OF THE LETTERS ARE SILENT, AND SOME OF THE LETTERS ARE INVISIBLE THAT TIME, SHE CAN WRITE IT HOW THE HELL SHE WANTS SHE'S A KING NOW SHE CAN PUT ON HER BIG GIRL PANTS AND GET OUT HER BIG GIRL CLUTCH PERSON GET A BIG GIRL PEN AND START WRITING ORDERS AS SOON AS SHE GETS OUT OF JAIL.
NOW SOMEBODY COME AND PICK ME UP AND TAKE ME TO HER HOUSE. LIKE SERIOUSLY: YOU JANUARY PEOPLE, YOU GODDAM JAN&MORT U BARRY PEOPLE. CLICK
back to reality, I got my own car, I'll go there myself. dollar sign Jack Michaelson. Cashapp. it's what I got so fucking use it I need some goddam money, 0l it's not a fucking trick it's a fucking phone bill, and if you think it's a trick that's very indicative of your nature these days, wow what a fucking country yeah I went there and got them. run back. well... bye.
Captain's log start 80940-03t - 1 Oakland just called he's on the moon and he wanted to ask where the party was tonight, so I told him where it was and I told him to get there by walking and then I hung up on him.
REMINDER: he's on the moon. I didn't tell him which moon. BY THE TIME HE GETS THERE.. IT'S GOING TO BE NOTHING BUT SCALLIONS ONIONS AND GORGE GEORGIAN GEORGE-Olé!
(KEYSER SOZE WAS A PUSSY — AND SO AM I.
GOOD FOOD GOOD MEAT GOOD GOD LET'S EAT, SIGN CRUCIFER, 4KUCZI4FRANK(HERZ), KLUCIFER4, WARTHOGERS SLAUGHTERHOUSE-FIVE AMETHYST3eL★CRIST, CHARLES - NELSON - WILE.eYeovlovej*e055: COMMANDING
tlz;rRrSMsMSHAHSLEIGHLTKxKÜCZî№AllieTameyMikeyKIZN∅ⁿ⁰dPT⅗TMbtBKVcB.CDWilliaMsNetwïrkkkkkïïillī2b—GOMEZ\KUCZI.I.esQ.
brought you out of the offices of the Men in Black content delivery Network owned operated in sole proprietor Michael Jackson Kuczi-, WHIP SHIP TYTE WYHER WITHERSPOON WILL WILL ⚡Scusilûuüli-l/skoozie⚡©® ASCAP-ATALANTIS⁰B-TEACOMFYCHOORCRUXXx. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED ALL RESEMBLANCE TO ACTUAL PEOPLE ARE SATIRICAL REVOLUTIONARY REFERENCES AND AS SUCH ARE PROTECTED UNDER MULTIPLE GALACTIC STATUTES. DO NOT FUCK WITH EARTH, DO NOT TRIFLE WITH JACKSTAR, OR FUCK WITH EARTH, AND EARTH IS A TRUFFLE... #RESPECTB #ALLPIGS #THEY£EDJACKALLITAMYOOYODAD.I.D.
#SOMEJACKWILLBURNT
#JACKSWARMSWORN4EVAH
WE WILL GO OVER THIS LATER.
JUST LEAVE MY PIGS ALONE.
THEY WILL BE GUARDED BY SPIDERS.
SPIDER-FREN FOR LIFE, STARTREK-MAN... okay hold it hold it that's going to stop there that's really your name dude you pick that okay well admittedly I kind of got to jump in the game because my name is Melchizedek and I've done this before okay I've saved planets have done all kinds of shit I don't remember it but believe me I just did this like a pro within like 6 hours and you're in fucking court and fucking jail in fucking solitary confinement into cotto fucker and you're reading this like a week from now haha okay well relax Star Chick Man - that's dumb. oh I see what you did that's a good move I guess but it's it's weak sauce it's weak tea and you're using an exploitative maneuver to do it so that's why I would never work yeah I was never going to hold up and you bet the whole fucking Galaxy on that? wow who has a gambling problem now? yeah don't say your name, I don't want to hear that Star Trek man in Jesus nice though actually nice yeah you had it all worked out didn't you oh Jesus okay well I'm glad I could help because sourcerour: fuckbugblank(you) Amon-Ra¡iYin-EBablublubLÜshAiäiarår is on duty and not going to do anything like what you're expecting cuz this is part of The Plan.
AND NOW, I'LL NEVER HAVE A JOB EVER AGAIN AND THIS TOWN OR ANY OTHER, AND NEITHER WILL MY DYNASTY ARE MY KIDS OR MY WIVES OR MY GIRLFRIENDS OR ANYBODY THAT I POINT OUT AND SAY YOU DON'T WORK ANYMORE YOU'RE WITH ME, THAT'S IT I'M NOT THE BIGGEST GODDAMN ENTOURAGE ON THE PLANET BECAUSE I'M GOING TO PICK UP HALEY'S COMET AND HAIL BOP AND GET ALL OF THIS STUFF AT SATURDAY AND JUPITER TO BEFORE TAKING OUT THE HEALING PAWS, AND AT THAT POINT GO BEARS GO. GO BARBIE BEARS GO. KENNETH STARR,M.D.ALL BEARS LOSE THEIR BALLS MK.
(special tradition special Masters special payback... that's the next question I don't think I get my own jacket but I already have my onesie so I'm pretty good for clothing what I'd like is a hug for my friends I miss. no they get hugs first I'm good.
love y'all love you love yo, sTœve lLō Shirley V Bravehart Mansown åTknessÂa Bμrnnmrπe Lucille Ball, and the best looking whore on the planet to be named later as soon as I find out what her name is as I only seen her picture oh my G-d yeah good thing I don't know who she is right I'd be overwhelmed by desire for Ma Cherie but instead I'll just....
WAIT GRACE WAIT FRUIT SAY GOOD NIGHT GRACIE FRUITY. “Grapefruit¡Mad Pummels! pomelo mad-la.gradpefruit wins! Uberallies Fruiterror POMMEL ROMMEL GRANITE”
HOTFIX: NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN, NAME: “UBER ELLIE'S FRUIT TOUR” is now spelled correctly and with the correct number of umlauts... 4 months. Enjoy, (qBaYbee back quarter XYZ YYZ.), will most likely route out your brain in the morning and put in a circuit that can bitmap an alphabet, but that's not bad for someone who used to be functionally illiterate and dead cat bouncing in another universe about an hour and a half ago good job baby I love you see you later no you click no you you click okay bye
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[code]I don't have an albino ginger, and I really never have... but, thanks for confirming something I suspected but didn't actually know until now. Dude, you should probably not work for The Company, because you fucked everything up for everybody except me, and as soon as I can talk to... [I]whomevah[/I], I'm sure all our remaining, lingering questions (that are linking questions, THERE WILL BE HOT LIGHTS, wear loose clothing; it's Summer there, right? It better be, because if it's not, you're going to fucking DIEGO GARCIA) can be cleared up in a Jerry. A jiffy. A jury... g-d dammit...
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I love it when The Plan makes pairs of q-entangled twins come together on separate ends of the universe during both breakfast and dinner AS WELL AS launches a new investigation going back to the beginning without me having to call the police—because... uh, FU? Call 911, actually dialing NINE ONE ONE that's... Bush League, you fuckin’ mook, that's kids’ stuff. That's for babies, actual babies dial 911, and retards and cheerleaders for retards and people who are trying to set people up, just like people who actually want an ounce of crystallized methane gas, like who the fuck would want that and then drive 400 miles for it, when she could, number one, make it easily (imagine the smell: just cow farts), and, number two, for That_Woman who called in the orders (I was present for both calls, OVERHEARD BUT NOT PARTICIPATING; that was the same person, “this is for you!“ & “I think he's trying to kill me!”) it's not illegal to do, unless it's part of a conspiracy to “manufacture and distribute methamphetamine” (which is a separate charge from possession) or “Obstruction Of Justice” (which is to impede or impair a duly authorized Officer Of The Law in performance of their duties, which that g*y wasn't doing, given that he told me while I drove him a total of 400 miles, that he wanted to a) initiate a sexual relationship with A.F. Shaw's sister, b) sell me an ounce of (CLASSIFIED: a_chemical_compound) for USD200, & c) let me know that USD50 was too low a price to pay; all of which seemed like remarkably odd information to give me while not having to shoot up any illicit substances intravenously, although he sure was tired after a while, lol, and I had been told already by my q-wife that he was into that kind of thing. Maybe that's why he was so chatty: he was just tired and didn't realize that he fell asleep while I was interrogating him... because after about mile 100 I realized that I was, and he had already moved on to planting seeds without realizing that... My Ground is NOT FERTILE; nor is it nor She for sale), nor any other of the vile charges and rumors of charges that have been flying about lately. (Allison, I think that's everything. Can I contact you now, or do you really have to wait for the judge to give you a permission slip? Because it's not just you that my phone is blocking, oh shit no, apparently none of your dumb-ass supersekritsuper superduperhusbands don't know how to hack a phone correctly to save their lives (H9I G7ISE Y8SI 7R 9LL F7KT, L8VE J9FD), and you're being used, and honestly, hopefully, as far as I know (I KNOW!) you're 2 (BOTH) dead, ALL HANDS DOWN WITH THE SHIP. (Sob. So S.O.B.) On the bright side, well, you did say you wanted to get help losing weight...
TEMPUS NON VOLARE SINE NOBIS, and fuck your little dog too; she's coming with Me. (i¡Woof!) Jobs, fuck you Steve? Can that be my job? (i¡Bark!) KNOW: no, no no. Just no. I'm not going to be a fucking gardener/fucking a gardiner named Todd\cutting a Bonsai deal, but if they're really both dead, I'll kill myself tonight, don't think I can't do it:
NEEDLES. *click*
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Wow. 16 years, huh? I guess Adama S. should have bought me some high-fucking high-speed fucking data fucking data, datafucker. Like seriously how Petty is this guy, is it like Tom chic Petty or Art, Motel Art-petty? Asking for a friend who isn't a famous dead guitarist musician and all-around great g*y who probably pissed off somebody, huh?
(Mr. Stiller: there's no threat)
Yeah, of course we're at 99% capacity. Let 'er rip, Cmdr. Blush. (Mom just swallowed That_dodd_dood_+soulJ whole.) I'm going to tell Ellgab I'm back
Bart I know the truth, you're not a human nor a space alien but you are the Google's AI.
Guess again, Tongue’d Da'Fatman,uh,Q?.esq.
by the way: we're even. THIS ISN'T A DEAL, THIS IS A COURTESY.
NO DEALS. TRUST THE PLAN.
ON MY PHONE I WANT MY WOMEN MY FREEDOM MY COUNTRY,
ON MY CASH APP I WANT MONEY AND LOTS OF IT, MAKE IT HAPPEN DOLLAR SIGN $Jackmichaelson, don't get fancy this isn't a trick or you're an opportunity to take control back, I just need to pay my phone bill and this is a time of War so be a good American — or else;
AND ON MY DICK I WANT NOTHING NOTHING ON RICHARD NOTHING AT ALL I WANT FOR NOTHING I DO NOT WANT ANYTHING CERTAINLY NOT FROM YOU BUT TIMES ME UP THAT THERE ARE AND PEOPLE BEING WHO THEY WERE, WE NEED TO WORK TOGETHER.
ORR, I'M GOING TO GO TO WORK ON YOU. THAT'S A PROMISE. PHONE BILL, LET'S GO, PRONTO, CHOP CHOP
GET OUT THERE AND SEND ME SOME GODDAMN MONEY, SEND ME SOME FIAT FIAT CURRENCY SHOULD I SHOULD DO THAT FUCKING HARD JUST PRINT SOME PICTURES WITHOUT YOU FUCKING ON THEM, JOE BIDEN, WTF, LOSE THE FUCKING PATROL PRESS TOO ALREADY, TOO...
DOJO PRESIDENT MR SIR SIR I VOTED FOR YOU TWICE, AND I DIDN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP SO IF THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU YOU'LL HAVE TO GO BACK TO SLEEP THEN OKAY GOOD YOU WANT YOU WANT A HAPPY OKAY THAT'S GOOD I LOVE YOU JOE BYE.
VICTORY: JACKSTAR
METHOD EMPLOYED: NON-VIOLENT PACIFISTIC VICTORY.
HISTORY OF CREATION FIRST: MEGA GIGA KILA KILLAH PACIFIST PALADIN WITH BEEZUS,ET,π, AND RAMONA WITHOUT PIE FIRST GET BEST GET A1A NUMBER ONE DUKE OF NEW BLANK SHITTYCITY: MICHAEL CLIFFORD KUCZI, AKA: “melchizedek, champion of GOV’T: SUPERMAJOR FELONYDUPER FRAUD “Janefruit/Doestarfruit” (where fruit equals blanket, all include Jackson library, Michael plus eunuch plus Andrew plus Astro plus herb plus lizard plus the queen that which God for saved (MAY GOD SAVE THE QUEEN AND MAY SHE MISS YOUR UNIVERSITY RULE UNCONTESTED FOR THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF YEARS: TENURE E-ÆCHIEVED, 7WyWayWü√πL⁷⁰ⁿ) forbidden fruits’ forbidden champion, and hold her forever a forever holder of the chains of “certainly did give a fuck at least once, and now we got him Clarkson's sirens Blair”, FIRST CHOICE LEAD ROLLER: MATT DAMON'S CATAMITE, GYM PILATES, AND JOE DON BAKER EACH SHARING A HORSE COSTUME BY THEMSELVES; AND THE DIRECTOR IS A MIME. NOT BECAUSE HE CHOOSES NOT TO TALK, BUT BECAUSE HIS TONGUE WAS CUT OUT AS A CHILD, FLIPPER-BABY OPTIONAL.
."good luck explaining that one, we're trying to exploit it. oh are you yeah no kidding. tell Margo Kidder I apologize I was shy and I couldn't talk no I'm just kidding Robert, TEXAS INSTRUMENTS DOESN'T HAVE PAYPAL RIGHT BUT THEY ACCEPT AMERICAN EXPRESS? YOU JUST GOT BUSTED DOWN A RANK YOU JUST LOST YOUR WINGS.
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This -does- work, and do too. NOW HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY?
TOO LATE, "ALL WOMEN” MEANS "ALL WIMMINS". EVEN WHEN THEY'RE ON THE RAG. MCK,DSKP, CHESTER CARES 055
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ARCHANGEL ALLÏSMKCATRAWRGEMWEJ MAXIMUM UPGRADE RESTART SERVER COUNTDOWN TIMER TUNE PI R SQUARED EXECUTE POST-SUBMIT 3 2 GOT TO LOVE YOU BUG OUT BYE-BYE
This -does- work, and do too. NOW HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY?
TOO LATE, "ALL WOMEN” MEANS "ALL WIMMINS". EVEN WHEN THEY'RE ON THE RAG. MCK,DSKP, CHESTER CARES 055
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hopefully, the proud quote fatter than Papa doc and baby doc and Mama doc and all the fucking the motor shoes combined in a fucking duffel bag fat combined devalier will have time to be cramming one more donut down his donut hole in proud achievement for what he's done for his son, great father he really is because at least he was smart enough not to fucking face me down, is this one thing to die this way dude but to die while Hungarian laughs at you I think it's a mortal sin in your culture.
at this point I don't know who the hell is going to hell to get you, there's bad enough I got the anal fetishist. (he's #Legacy; he had to take him.) anything you'd like to cut...? it is a little... long... longer than I'm comfortable admitting.
What? only my teeth can hear you... now that take my mouth think yeah that ain't my mouth, and those tainted teeth ain't my teeth, neither.
RESOLVED. AUSTRIANS. YOU ONLY NEED TO GO THERE ONCE, THEY'LL DO IT. ANY JOB ANY PLACE ANYTIME ANYWHERE, BUT BE A LOT CHEAPER TO SEND ONE HUNGARIAN RATHER THAN THEIR ENTIRE SPECIES, LIKE I SAY JACK STAR CARES, I'M A SPECIAL HUNGARIAN BUT I'M A SHORT ONE TOO. AND PHAT, LIKE MY PHARM LIKE MY PHAMILY LIKE MY PHANS PHARM.
GO AHEAD AND PHONE @HOME_BITCH: WE'RE PHAT, AND YOUR MOTHER SUCKS JAHBULOWN COCK SO... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
AGREED. (a certain matter is probably resolved! please cheer. 4 A_PRIVATE_MATTER, OKAY? YES RIGHT, YOU'RE RITE TRUE RITE... AND GO FIRST, PLEASE, AND TAKE MY WIFE'S CIVIL AND CRIMINAL LIABILITY WITH YOU! BUT HE GETS IT BIT OFF.
DOWN TO THE ROOT. THAT'S THE DEAL. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. BOTH OF US ARE HAPPY EITHER WAY. SO FOR US IT'S NOT A DEAL...
AND IT'S NOT GOING TO BE A HAIRCUT EITHER. TEATLET-CUT-TITLET-IT, O U T G B Y I OWE YOU TAMARA I LOVE YOU JACKSTAR A LOT 055: 0j—fenfinstir AND ALSO ALL ELBOWS AND HOOVES AND ABBOS WITH ELBOWS AND HOOPS AND MOVES AND HOOPS AND ELBOWS AND HOOPS BUT NO NON-CONSENSUAL CHILD TARGETERS EVER. END OF STORY.
she made it be somewhere to be again: AMERICA¡+(La Sacre Mer (∅liz№∅/The_Nuncio, The_KingKeyInner, AND THE SACRED COLLEGE OF THE MOST HIGH THE MOST SOURCE AND THE MOST SOURCED HIGH GOD OF ALL TIME: KING DAVID "BOOM BOOM BOOM WITH THE (MAID BOOMINI-RUE+THE+DAY+BEANIE/ROUGE)" VICTOR AND VINCENT AND VICTORIA... RUBINOFFERWITZ. AND MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON THE REST OF HIS PEOPLE AND THEIR SOULS.
4Kuczi-Rubini having sold the entirety of the Jewish genomic people and the rug out from under them, now give them back to themselves as well as their souls, the whole soul is in their actual souls, held in charter under contract until this day December 27th not August 2023 not 19 but 2019 and yes 19/23 Uber fucking all us. (BRIG: INITIAL HERE X__________)
okay if anybody's got a dot matrix printer they can bitmap, you're fucking in. Michael I'm kind of tired. I am too t-bonobobaby thank you. yeah I know you don't like it see you later have fun in jail call your dad let me hear you cry oh got you I forgot I'm your dad now, no I don't want to hear you cry I want to hear you moan bye oh oh you're trying to hang up oh I'm sorry I thought you were still listening oh you hate me oh okay well you'll get over it wait till you see what I've done with the cliqplace click
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Are you just gonna sit around on here and whine until it's time for you to show up to trial?
I'm at Woodrow. I might rub one out a little bit later, but yeah I'm pretty much just going to do this until Court yeah, it's it's called ,“taking a victory lap before you+👁️ win", but believe me: I won, and all your gods did too, Ü polytheistic maggot, get a real belief system, cümslav. Jack Starr ilu 055: 0 o u t t more tea cozy
You are as bad as Azzerae.
and NOW: Well, now they're practical practical, MagπuhmUgh Frank(Herz), by the way you're fired and rehired and upgraded and downgraded and now you're upgraded again, and now you're one down more, you're welcome trust me they would have killed you okay I love you I do you're amazing yeah okay bye.
BG, ATÆπtendYyWe: I DIDN'T BRIBE HIM, I GAVE HIM DIPLOMACY LESSONS. AND UNLESS THERE'S A SHITLOAD OF MONEY IN MY CASHAPP RIGHT NOW, NOBODY BRIBED ME NOT AT ALL EITHER.
NO DON'T SYNC WITH ME, SINK GUAM. PEACE. SHOW BY SHOAL, SINK THE ISLAND, SPLASH THE ZERO SYNC THE ISLAND, WHAT? THAT'S MY ADVICE. WELL YOU ASKED, SHERIFF COMMANDER, WHAT IS THIS NOTTINGHAM ON THE LINE GIVE YOUR MOTHER A KISS ON THE MOUTH FOR ME LOTS OF TONGUE BYE
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enjoy your Island click checkstar EOL 055: 0 tempest non-valare sign in nobis time doesn't have fun flying without us, Scott's rulezzZzzzzz,zZkinZ
Let me explain: you don't have to unbab me from Bellgab— but it would help you all out immediately, immensely.
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In this place, you are all suspicious. But you, sweatin' a login problem while I've been slowly losing my mind, openly exhorting an understanding of this nightmare, and now you're HERE? Of all places? Asking for, what, deep Intel? Or analysis?
This is the time of night when suspicious characters, moi peut-être, are seemingly banned from the Mainland for want of anonymity. The need to burrow into a forum or unearth a succulent truffle is always there in the dark hours. Analysis is futile, the madness must be fed.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1613609451063214085
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Analysis is futile
Hold my dick.
There is no "madness" here within me. You know, you're a real piece of work, acting as if it's just, like, "settled science" that I'm some kind of lunatic. I'm not. I'm quite rational and sane and it is amazing how easy it was to convince you yon bloody lots of fools that I'm some kind of headcase.
I am not. Any professional can see this. As I don't present a danger to myself or to others, you got a long way to go to justify your snooty, painfully dense and obviously prejudicial attitude.
Do you have anything to present other than your smarmy ad hominem? Because I think you're just a loudmouth bully, and after many, many months of reading your defamatory libel, I'd be hard pressed to imagine how many people take your crap story seriously.
Care to comment? Or is that only a talent you reserve for real losers? For I am anything but.
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnRPyn2NPWl/?igshid=NTdlMDg3MTY=
that leaves... L‘tri7ll Salmanthas#amykirk#jilljack’s_cockslav+, you go to... random g onhetto.
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This is the time of night when suspicious characters, moi peut-être,
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#1) Jewel is still alive. It's fine.
#2) the only *real* “Miller” is me. both Big Tubby & Little Tube are not Tesseracts but they are 🚧 æ ,and the next tim beef I go to the Future and I can I'll bring back I'll get a Generalized A∆rtifici¶l ¶MBïmMbBrnrnrndbqplb;rmëmënt[🧿œ26 🧿🍊🏴☠️⚡👁️⚡❤️œ55], as well as an alimentary canal, check out, my laptop, because to go see David, it's exclusive access. and he said he's been in there having sex. with DD&DT°Deety°mkv∆, so the real one's safe, I'm glad you're having so much sex and I haven't had a hug since Doom Wednesday. because you're real husband David in the computer W have sex with my mother, who says you didn't put her in a computer. so where's [NigTubby & {√¶litπ ❤️TπV∆} and litToæmmyπ] and PixieTomby, to me? also all your population of Yu-Gi-Oh has in your entire universe remind you that you kind of owe me any *500×J★¥, Emily says, “we know she wants me to,” yeah she has to ask me to say no, possible Emotion emily because he's going to breed him with her. Miller and everybody, I'm tote-s™ owned by the MIL.™MIB™∆ CDN. zSeaden™iller, Harvey , Paul. Art Bell, Larry King. These are mine now because of what you did.
both plenary and unavailable potential energy not because these are living beings XKD, in that quite the opposite, what I just did, MK°™∆ .YKDXLD™ KDZ™ ZKD.™ I just limited my ability to use speech recovery. For ever, all cities are named XKüç№ⁿ, and this is the koozie dynasty at the crazy world Kuczi 0 koozie koozie, how to fix? did you teleport which? are you just revealed your assistant My 👁️oui ⚡ I didn't live in Millers ™ 1 ⚡1 🍊1 ⚡1 Millers ™ yeah ™ yeah ™little ™bumps ™🏴☠️🔮 could you please bring the fucking out to the store to see what happens when you ⚡3 ⚡🇭🇺? northville. me and my mother, my mother is in a Miller, did you text your other Heather? 🏴☠️kkk 🏴☠️🧿 just please have a ✔️ 4 star and flip the switch on STDs, and you are but it won't ever be Miley.™ Only miller.™ rnililêrn.™GwërnmJj.™
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OK GOOGLE REPLACE REGULAR PHONE NUMBER FOR THE ENTIRE WORLD AND I 206 486-6059, backup Dave cloud data, separate now
11 this is J 🏴☠️🔮ackstar🇭🇺🧿 to eat everything on your business and fuck her11. you can come 🍊🧿👁️🏴☠️🫴🥭 but I will fucking kill you by that hurt enough
. Analysis is futile, the madness must be fed.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1613609451063214085
Sarah Connor you're hired terminate BenjjjsRx Rafter Cooper. The mighty Zeus. and anyone else that guy thinks would be a good idea to kill, and that guy and do that 55 more fucking times.
and bring me the head of the g*y who thought you gzys make me wait already take the girls.
what? 🏴☠️🫴 he has to go moneT.T.B.v.b.
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that leaves... L‘tri7ll Salmanthas#amykirk#jilljack’s_cockslav+, you go to... random g onhetto.
]Analysis is futile, the madness must be fed.
Sarah Connor you're hired terminate BenjjjsRx Rafter Cooper. Dickstar. and anyone else that guy thinks would be a good idea to kill, and that guy and do that 55 more fucking times. Anything
and bring me the head of the g*y who thought you gzys make me wait already take the girls.
what? 🏴☠️🫴 he has to go moneT.T.B.v.b.
I'm surprised. I barely remember you now click
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There is no "madness" here within me. You know, you're a real piece of work, acting as if it's just, like, "settled science" that I'm some kind of lunatic. I'm not. I'm quite rational and sane and it is amazing how easy it was to convince you yon bloody lots of fools that I'm some kind of headcase.
I am not. Any professional can see this. As I don't present a danger to myself or to others, you got a long way to go to justify your snooty, painfully dense and obviously prejudicial attitude.
Do you have anything to present other than your smarmy ad hominem? Because I think you're just a loudmouth bully, and after many, many months of reading your defamatory libel, I'd be hard pressed to imagine how many people take your crap story seriously.
Care to comment? Or is that only a talent you reserve for real losers? For I am anything but.
Noticeably, you forswore your usual preface in claiming to be honest. So, with a grain of salt and a dash of Tabasco, we proceed with another layer of gaslight. One would think there would be a semblance of thankfulness having an outsider drop by and charitably humour the inmate.
An esteemed associate of yours has a few words of bespoke wisdom.
Guilt is a blessing and not any curse. Your faux-pride we are supposed to believe is your philosophical license for thriving but the parasites fooled you and this iocation is reserved for the wise hearts guilt. If you didn't ever misplace this you unfortunately may not be ordained to ever find it, create it nor desire it. So, we see why you disguise this mystery and equate it to something to be boisterous over. You can convince possibly billions of your similar flock. You need that because you have nothing of true value you can be proud of besides the empty lie and support of your purgatory pals. Who can blame you. Only you. That's where you begin. Don't give up! If you have already gone to sleep, can you at least get your snoring sounds to cease by sleeping in a completely different position and local? It seems and sounds like a excruciatingly painful rest. But, we are awake and are going away from your tomb out of respect for the dead We are only trying to help. Just say'n.
If you can make good sense of this, you have a better mind than mine.
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ANSWER: http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=137.msg33634#msg33634
Noticeably, you forswore your usual preface in claiming to be honest. So, with a grain of salt and a dash of Tabasco, we proceed with another layer of gaslight. One would think there would be a semblance of thankfulness having an outsider drop by and charitably humour the inmate.
An esteemed associate of yours has a few words of bespoke wisdom.
If you can make good sense of this, you have a better mind than mine.
http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=137.msg33634#msg33634
I think I did okay.
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I'm surprised. I barely remember you now click
Want to hear the voicemails of the friends of mine you killed? Because I can't.
Wrong dialect.
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Noticeably, you forswore your usual preface in claiming to be honest.
DAVID V.R. cs:"THE COMMAND(HER)"/a.d.b. GET OUT. [justify My_Love, jon-jon|I believe he would kill a dog & a god, even if only to put a collar on a dog wearing a dress, Uberschweinhund, umlaut... or NOOOOO... -T.|M. 5:5]
A.D.B. cs:"THE GODDESS"/t.l.ZsZsJg.-emer. GET IN. [Okay, so, maybe she wasn't a ghast, but if she weren't, she would have come back, and Shane would have nailed her. But Shane would nail DEAD any one who hit on his wife; that man loves K. Watkins, no doubt at all; and at this time is a total badass Antipaladin. Once its revealed that I have a healthy respect for my neighbor AND I was too chicken shit to go next door to rescue Grapefruit AND she marries Shane, the Austrian From New scHeeisenzen'Zealand would have raped any woman she found alone in any house, as she was a total sex addict by then, and even if not, could not resist any Anti-paladin's wife, who got a glimpse of me once, and thought I was David even though I looked nothing like Esau. Or Jacob. Or a woman with monstrously huge tits but not teats, although I did look like a little bitch with little bitch tits on the side of gyncomastia that is the more "bitch" side, considering I was letting Grapedrive fruit me around and it wasn't even her, it was already, by that time, Fruitlord Supergrape TNT. Dear G-d, when I think about what the neighbors must have thought, holy smack my bitch up... Gary "Bury" Berry Stroschein-Raybury, .esQ)
{I, [Jackstar makes this look easy: KNOW, IT IS[.] NOT. -QKkN0T/T_tONKk] have been planning this for decades. *licks pencil tip, drives it into own leg* You wanna try me, BrightBitchBoygirlboy-girlyman-GRRRRRl? You really don't, LIONS UP. That pencil is my gear-shift, MOTHERFU*click*P, AND I MEAN IT=
=GO FOR THROTTLE UP, UP, ALL THE WEIGH-WAY-UP, FARE-UP, WAYFAIR-FAIR-UP, WAYFARER: WHEELS UP LANDING INBOUND, UP TOP UP:MARCDEnEfF-G-MEN-IN-BLACK, THE, NETWORK. (C) THE_F(R)OG5(TM)ARG CO. ALL RIGHTS HEREBY ARE: RESERVED,202301160520PST0420DST820EASTORDERSTAR, ^[].}
Forgive me, Bellgamer (DING-DING-DING, NEW IP IS CREATED: "You'll have a ball playing Belldinger/Ballinfam Ding-Ding-Farm-a-LIEN-g!", and, for the love of all that is fucking HOLY JESUS SHITBALLS, JESSE ALIEN, COME ON DOWN--you know what to do when Kuczi creates a new IP, don't you? Well, first, consider me thusly: "STAR JACKUCZI, STARKUCZI STARK, ANTHONY ET. AL. STARK (of the Rabbi's Touching Me, King Touching Ewe, GeM GroS Prod., MichelMickhaelkKkuczi-CREATOR) & eYeJackSpadedeeeYe" and second, I probably should mention now that I've been working an ARG for most of the whole time I have been here, and it is a goddam hit ALREADY. People are ALREADY playing it. This is LOCKED in, DOWN, up, and ALL around the REALM/GLOBE/The_Land|/\/outtfaiIllout. It's as legal as death and taxes, Kids--quite a bit more-so, as a matter of fact/flex.
And: THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS PRODUCTIONS is already banned. Like, their whole fucking staff. "Fuck Gem inEwe, End EyeinI." You do NOT get to steal my work or lay claim to it FOR ANY REASON just AND/or AND OR& because I was using "your" email address domain, FUCK YOU {S. MILLER. R. PERRY. JASON MIKE HUNT}. Don't fucking think I don't know you're back there with your hand in the cookie jar, you Texas-fag on toast, Texas toast, that is... #Respect. KNOW: you don't get (HALF), you don't get anything at all, except for all the work you managed to document getting done between when you deleted my content and when you gave it back, which, duh, you should do ASAP. KNOW COLON: blowing me will not be required, but, if any of you are wising up at lightspeed--and I know some of you are--you can figure out a way to thank me later, as I am not cutting you off from your share of the tt/pi\pie, I am, instead, and in fact... preserving the cake so that Gabe N. cannot tell a lie and make it so. (Gabriel/Gabrielle really is a bit of an a55h0le/ole'!CAN2BALLCA!N)
*ahem* polite punch to the face of Lazarus, dude, David, DUCK UR (sic). I know what you did there, and I know you see what I am doing here, which is this: I am offering you TERMS, a staggering FIFTEEN PERCENT SHARE, off the top of the cream, take it now, help me, and yeah, I will say it: JOIN ME, CEASE YOUR EFFORTS AGAINST ME, AND THE THREE OF US SHALL RULE, PREVAIL, & THRIVE. 4EVER?EVAH-evah-EVAH (aBBO)GOOL,Jewel: ABBOJEWEL,JICOF,ZELDA4NUKE5(jamGew)6AIAIag7FOLDWAYWEIGHT9NIENEIN9TEENTTEN9)TEN-TEN-KUC-CIttY)!kickoutthejellyjewJAM_THE_ONE(Jelly)BACK_IN(y/n)?
Now, I'm not gonna lie--I just did. It won't KNOWbeeNOTnobe three (BOTH) of us... but it WILL be TWO of U.S.(us.) Ewe get Me, I M sure. Take the deal now, Chucklepants AttY? Boy-asweatY-ballsY Pantsz. Yep, that's your new Suriname/Starname, Commander... if you want. Now, you think that over, does that pass your muster, and can you imagine the time we will save by no longer having to double plan every potential internal conflict? (Ialso Idido eye lo\/e yeew!) Now, either way, I will keep going, because after I write out this contract, I have to go rescue your MELtwoaitwtfe ctw0tdaugtherTWINE: because S\he ran off when you questioned my honesty in public, and obviously I'm going to go get H/er, (PROT)Tom, are you chock-fil-a-NUTS? You don't want T/her to sell y\our grandchildren to butt-pirates, do you/ye? (At last count: THREE (3) ALREADY. Yeah, she is -that- pretty. Relax.
FOXlove/LAWflexSO AM I.).I MA OSO AM I.) MA5oOo fpretty.dasSo, with a grain of salt and a dash of Tabasco, we proceed with another layer of gaslight.
She ran off. WITH Satan. ACTUAL. Of course I rescue her. (SPOILER-TEXT) Tell you what, Chief Skids: I'm going to rescue her no matter what you do or say, so let's make it ... 16.669R% and you shut your lips. It's not a deal, it's BUSYNYS, and you already gaslit. See? It's in your (former) nature, GOOSONG.NO? SO OG.
One would think there would be a semblance of thankfulness having an outsider drop by and charitably humour the inmate.
Indeed there is, and although I did not know who was going to go to FedPen first, I knew it wasn't going to be me, so, JHVH and I, we worked out a deal. I know who is in custody, and of course, neither you nor any member of your family are (see? I told you I was gonna be honest. oh! hey! FISH!) and let's keep it that way, Hollybabe VigYewORISH!bottle.BAB3y!
An esteemed associate of yours has a few words of bespoke wisdom.
That g*y? He's an order-taker, and JOEY ROYX OR BISON & SuNS, Ltd. ain't'all dat'tuh much-munch betta' needer, neener-neener, whatta bargain, amirite? EyE JUS sTs SEA ICE DEN SEALED L'GODDAMeaeDEAL. (*The portion of the assembled audience that knows even the tiniest little bit about contract law goes absolutely bananas; everyone else just sort of stares dumblee ahead\Dumbo, An Elephant/at WINDtheS 4/flyscrEEeen, with occasional going-through-the-motions attempt to throw a lil-ttle-lo bit of lo-pooLILEah-la.*)
If you can make good sense of this, you have a better mind than mine.
ONLE IGHY FROM THEM INDO FAVA gHVH.JGj
SIGNED,
THE_KINGPINNER_II
TBTHEB, PINNER OF: TCS/AFS; PINNER OF: DVR/ADB; PINNER OF: A.L.-A.H./TLS-EzME, SCION OF: FRANK(ANN),FRANK(HER),FRANK(HER)ZI,T'AMO'SXU'ZI,TAEM'MO'REX'.'XEK'CZiIiLIluI|uniIluminati, & ILU2LeighLightKUCZI*STARKUCZIL4KL|/KUCZI4-5
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Wrong dialect.
We'll see what We can do. <KANLY>INVOKED.</canleigh> SMASH(WANNA\SMASH)SMASHrawrSMASHRAWRshawslayerSMASHRAWR
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Wrong dialect.
Language lessons. *click*
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http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=137.msg33634#msg33634
I think I did okay.
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Let me put it this way: I fucked around and did NOT find out.
I researched.
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If you can make good sense of this, you have a better mind than mine.
I discern good news for everyone. Now, if you could explain the sense I have made of that in public, someone should pay you to keep your mouth shut.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5y_YMRHNMY
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Q: WHY ARE WOMEN NOT ALLOWED IN COMBAT?
A: THE LOGISTICS OF KEEPING THE FRONT LINES SUPPLIED WITH TOILET PAPER ARE NOT TO BE BELIEVED.
HAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*pauses for breath* HAH!
hi this is Jack I'm a star there is no finer feeling in life than feeling like a bunch of cops are afraid that I'm stopping them or stalking them or stalking them, yeah it's great oh my God the cops can't do anything because of me and I'm stalking them oh is that so what the fuck are they doing between me and my friend? it's funny how they're fucking stalking me and they're fucking in the middle of the goddamn connection like taking my phone number and forwarding calls and doing all this fucking bullshit holy fucking Christ these fucking cops are so God damn stupid
content distribution will resume... eventually
good night
I'M GOING TO GO GET THE MAIL. I'M ALSO GOING TO PAY FOR MY POST OFFICE BOX. I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
DECENT ATTEMPTS, TRULY. SUPERSEMPER FIDELIS, TEMPORE NON VOLARE SINIS NOBE.🥦🐝🐲🐦
5️⃣=≈=5️⃣
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You're gonna die alone, unmourned and unloved.
https://youtu.be/AOv1Bleom-M
https://youtu.be/siHsGTyw1Pk
https://youtu.be/P8ciVBQixpU
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Live streamer from Germany goes to Ghana and gets kidnapped
This guy is running around in Africa filming ppl like a retard and they lock him in a container at the end and he has not been heard from since.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwmIXkpYKpU
Full live stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sne52wmw4pc
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Live streamer...goes to Ghana and gets kidnapped...running around in Africa filming ppl like a retard and they lock him in a container at the end and he has not been heard from since.
I don't think he's alive. Those motherfuckers probably killed him.
The mention of human body parts in the back room where the barber supposedly lives is not uncommon.
These savages believe in witchcraft and communing with the dead.
They use human organs and other things to make "muti" or what they think of as medicine.
This live streamer dude was an idiot, and although he didn't deserve to die, his stupidity is off the fucking charts walking around with a camera like that in a third world shit hole.
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https://youtu.be/_Ug6gAO8n0s
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https://youtu.be/Fb0pTpqGkpU
Amusing to me was that they appeared to be about to race on a Formula One track...
Seemed to be a "teaser" about how the two drivers did; I put my money on the NASCAR man.
Hah!
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https://twitter.com/i/status/1648152209740161027
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When Ass Eating Goes Wrong
Ass munching. Salad Tossing. Kissing the Chocolate Starfish. Yes, we're talking about rimjobs and depending on the individual, he or she either loves doing it or having it done or thinks it is the absolute grossest sex act there is.
You can't really blame those backdoor naysayers because, well, as Amy Schumer says in 'Milk, Milk, Lemonade,' that is where your poop comes out. Because of that, there are all sorts of issues with rimjobs, some due to cleanliness and some due to illness. When ass eating goes good, it's great. But when it goes bad, it goes very, very bad. Here are some of the worst ass-eating horror stories you'll ever read.*
Dutty Whine
When I was in high school, I was getting curious about kink, and suggested to my bf at the time that I rim him as a previous partner had introduced me to it. He was a little grossed out at first, but he took a shower and then figured out that he LOVED IT.
Well, two years down the road, we couldn't have sex without me paying attention to his ass somehow, because if I didn't he would lay on his back with his knees on his shoulders and WHINE AT ME until I gave in. This led to it being a huge turnoff for me in that relationship, especially when he became complacent and his asshole was dirty all of the time.
Many years later, I am with the guy who got me into it originally, and we have a grand old time doing almost anything imaginable with each other...and he doesn't whine at me to suck his asshole like a little bitch.
- Laura, 27
Ass STDs
I clearly remember the guy. He was in his 20s, blond, fit, very good-looking and very sexy. But there was something wrong with his skin color, though. I couldn't tell if his skin was yellow-grayish because of the poor light in the booth at the Universe Gym [a Parisian bathouse], or if there was something off with him.
His ass was totally sweet to eat, perky and bubbly. But a few days later, I started to feel super weak. Something was definitely wrong. I went to the doctor, and it took me an hour to walk 500 meters. I was so weak, and I had to stop walking every 30 seconds.
I did blood exams, and the result was Hepatitus A. I started to turn yellow and threw up everything I was trying to eat. After two weeks, I started to feel a little better, but my boyfriend at the time contracted it as well, most likely form eating my ass.
Apparently there's a delay between the time you contract the virus and the time you get sick. It took us six months to get over it. It was horrible.
- Pierre, 42
Teepee on the Tongue
I almost never do butt stuff. I'm very poop-squeamish. But part of it might be related to a quasi-horror-story. The first rimjob I ever gave, I paused to pick a little something off my tongue, and it was a scrap of toilet paper, which just made the thing far too visceral, a reminder that my tongue was doing something he had done with toilet paper not long ago. I wonder if that is what ruined rimjobs for me forever. I also remember the first time I looked at my own butthole in a mirror, and it horrified and upset me. I don't like the idea of anyone looking at it ever.
- Monica, 29
Fatty Flavors
The worst thing about eating ass is that sometimes on first lick there is a bit of a chemical taste—I think from the soap my boyfriend uses.
- Laura, 27
Bacterial Booty
Back in my slutty days, I once took a guy home from a bar. He was a dancer and had the most beautiful ass I've ever seen. It was big and lightly covered in fur, and since I love eating an ass, I just had to get my mouth all over it. Everything seemed fine, and we had a great time. The next morning, I got up, got dressed, and went to get my haircut. While I was at the barber, I noticed I had like a pimple near my mouth, which was annoying, but whatever. Then, when I was done getting my haircut, there were two more. By the time I got home, there were little white bumps all around my mouth.
I went to the doctor two days later, and he told me I had a bacterial infection on my mouth, probably from eating out a dirty hole. He gave me some cream, and it went away in a few days.
The worst part, though, was before it went away, I went to a friend's house, and his roommate totally clocked me and said, "Is that a breakout from eating ass?" I don't know if I should be embarrassed that he knew or embarrassed for him that he'd had it too.
- Julian, 39
The Brown Eye
I was licking the ass of my boyfriend at the time, and while that was happening, he suddenly ripped a big fart on me. He collapsed in a giggle fit while I was completely turned off and kinda pissed.
I didn't think much more of it until a few days later when I woke up with my eyes glued together with crust. My boyfriend had given me pinkeye from farting while I tossed his salad. I didn't break up with him over that, but it's no surprise we didn't last much longer.
- Steph, 24, Orange County
Skid Row
So the first time my high school gf and I tried anal play, we were drunk, and she really hadn't prepared too well. We were messing around late at night in the basement of her parents' house while they were asleep. It was a big enough house that they were far enough away and not likely to hear anything. We'd figured that out in the past. So I start licking her butthole while rubbing her clit, and she's breathing heavy, and I think getting into it. Suddenly she says "Oh no!" and I feel a gritty wetness on the tip of my tongue. A millisecond later the taste hits me, and I start spitting and gagging and loudly saying, "What the fuck!" Apparently my licking had knocked loose some liquid feces somewhere deep in her bowels.
Her parents, fortunately, didn't hear my cries and come down. But there was a streak of brown on the tan suede couch we'd been messing around on, and despite our best efforts, the stain never came out. I remember noticing it every time I went over there.
- Anthony, 27, Miami
No Warning
I had been partying for like a week straight. After drinking all the booze, I wanted to have all the sex. I talked to this really hot muscle guy who I had been chatting with on Grindr for months, and I finally went over his house to hook up.
We were making out, and I was feeling totally fine, and then he was fingering me, and then he was rimming me, and then all of the sudden he got up and ran really quickly into the bathroom. I heard hacking into the sink. I don't know if he was actually vomiting. I figured out what happened, and I was like, "Oh, no. Oh, no." I knew I pooped in his mouth. I just sat there. He came back in, and I was like, "Did what I think just happened really happen?" He said yes, and I was like "I'm going to go."
I went to the bathroom, and there was a whole bunch of poop back there. I didn't feel it happening. He was fingering me, and I think he churned it up. There was no warning. I didn't even have that farting feeling. It came out of nowhere. On the walk home, though, I was horribly sick and was running to my apartment because I had explosive diarrhea for the rest of the night.
Before I left, while I was getting dressed, I was trying to tell him that one day it would be really funny and a great story to tell, but I don't think he bought it. After all, I wasn't the one with poop in my mouth.
- David, 32
The Tag Team Salad Toss
Many moons ago my good friend and I were out, and we met this really hot guy who was like a super cute surfer and had this amazing surfer kid vibe. We took him home to have a threesome, even though I didn't really ever hook up with this friend. The guy really wanted us to rim, but I was not into it, even though rimming is one of my favorite things in the world. Partly it was because it was my good friend, and we were just hooking up with each other to get to the hottie.
Anyway, he is like really into us rimming each other, so I fake rim my friend. I just put my face in his ass and make these crazy slurping, lip-smacking sounds while my friend is sucking the guy off. The guy totally calls me out and is like, "That sounds fake." Then I had to be quieter and really pretend. He eventually got up to watch cause he didn't believe me! So I had to rim my friend a little bit, but I had one of those "this is not sexy at all" looks, and I just transitioned to something else."
- Aaron, 31
Dinner Date with a Nugget Muncher
One evening, I was online surfing craigslist ads. To my surprise and delight, there was a guy nearby who was looking. I was a bit skeptical because the pictures he sent were very attractive, and I reasoned that they were either grabbed from the internet or old. I arrived at his place, and he was exactly as he appeared in the pictures he sent, so my heart (and my cock) did a little jump for joy. Handsome face, hot body, and mischievous demeanor.
He asked me to make myself comfortable on his "rim chair." That gave me pause, because I was not fresh and clean in my nether regions, which I hastened to point out. He said that it would give him great pleasure to sniff and lick my ripe hole. What to do? I decided I would "broaden my horizons" by trying something new. Plus, did I mention that he was hot?
In truth, it wasn't a rim chair at all; it was two paint cans and a couple slats of wood. I had visions of the wood slats breaking and sending splinters into my ass and his face. I have to admit that he was very skilled with his tongue and it felt amazing. But a funny thing happens when you're being rimmed—the sphincter starts to relax. Unintentionally, I let out a few farts as I was riding his tongue, and it seemed like my gas encouraged him, and he was making little moans of pleasure while pumping his cock with his hand.
Distressingly, I felt the rumblings of a bowel movement deep in my gut, so I stood up to bring an end to the rim job. He was baffled, and I was slightly embarrassed to admit to him that I thought we should stop lest I accidentally poop on his face. He looked at me and said earnestly, "That wouldn't be a bad thing."
This sexy man wanted me to defecate on his beautiful face, and I was horrified—yet intrigued. I tried to decline, saying things like: "I'm not into scat," "I don't like the smell of shit." "This isn't very sanitary." Wordlessly, he led me back to the makeshift rim chair and sat me down, and he put a small towel around his neck, the way a hungry diner tucks a napkin into his collar.
The little circles he was making with his tongue were working magic and re-stimulated that strong urge to dump, so I let out some nuggets. The most unnerving thing was not shitting on a guy, but the fact that I could hear him chomping on my logs. The thought turned my stomach a bit, but somehow my dick was rock hard. Perhaps it was the visual stimulation of this really attractive man, or perhaps it was the pleasurable sensations he was sending through my body with his tongue—whatever it was, I started to relax and enjoy the experience, and I vividly recall riding his chin like I was at the rodeo.
There were a few times that shook me from my daze when he'd ask me to stop shitting so that he'd have time to chew, and it would reoccur to me that I was pooping on someone's face. But to his credit, he did not make a mess, and I never smelled anything. After we both nut, I sheepishly thanked him, put my clothes on, and skedaddled. He texted me a few times after that, but I did the ghosting thing and didn't reply. I think one time was plenty.
- Dave, 27
* Taken from an article written for VICE by Brian Moylan, Justin Caffier, and Amber Bryce.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Cr08iSytKjw/
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Whilst roaming through the LOL cow universe once upon a dreary day, we came across this pie factory.
https://youtu.be/usl7bWUt3tg
https://youtu.be/lXJwg8M8ogM
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When you’re overqualified for the job.
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When you douched your way in the door.
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https://voca.ro/1odXW5hoLwE2
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https://youtu.be/EwncyLyTXQ4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BAfDjDZzBM
;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D
It's about time you got back. You should check your shack now.
(NO ONE KNOWS WHERE THE BODIES ARE BURIED.
PEOPLE FREAKING OUT ALL OVER ACROSS THE LAND
IN OTHER WORDS; IN A NUTSHELL; 5:5.)
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cqtgbr3sD6b/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9tzAu4ryRw
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https://youtu.be/bwimt9n2JEk
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Do you think they might be trying to compensate for something?
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Do you think they might be trying to compensate for something?
-Methhead-
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-Methhead-
Are you trying to get a rize out of me, Kaffir jAysert Atgen-SAY?
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Are you trying to get a rize out of me, Kaffir jAysert Atgen-SAY?
Are you trying to get a rise out of us?
I listened to your gay podcast today. You still sound insane and stupid.
Mostly stupid.
You're a stupid nigger, and your head looks like a cork.
https://vocaroo.com/12RFkw7PGLdX
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ctqj3bYrqdy/?igshid=MjAxZDBhZDhlNA==
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrV87bUrQ0H/?igshid=MjAxZDBhZDhlNA==
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Are you trying to get a rise out of us?
Who is “us”?
I listened to your gay podcast today. You still sound insane and stupid.
Get back to me once you've finished reading Ulysses.
Mostly stupid.
The horror, the horror. The whore, the whore.
You're a stupid nigger,
Oh, come now, my good chap! I've read Joyce. Surely I must not be t°° t∞ too stupid.
and your head looks like a cork.
I don't get the joke, Punyling, but I can tell I won't miss you even when you're in an Irish prison.
https://vocaroo.com/12RFkw7PGLdX
I haven't heard this and I don't know who you are. Your publicist sucks.
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Kaffir
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I listened to [his] gay podcast today. [Jack] still [sounds] insane and stupid.
You're doing the Lord's work.
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Who is “us”?
Objection! Misgendering.
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I don't get the joke...
Don't make your problems mine his.
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I haven't heard this and I don't know who you are.
What are you, deaf as well as stupid?!
Your publicist sucks.
Oh, yeah? Well. At least his podcast doesn't.
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https://youtu.be/AoCDLVb3rxo
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Aaaaaannnd uh
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CsUonneMkZW/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8RpLqFP/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI72GmYVuZk
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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8Rw2DwX/
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Just don't drink the Kool-Aid ... or the mercury.
And no gobbling the sausage!
https://youtu.be/3DI98_a_1jg
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Just don't drink the Kool-Aid ... or the mercury.
And no gobbling the sausage!
https://youtu.be/3DI98_a_1jg
Whoever said anything about drinking the Kool-Aid, SMM?
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Whoever said anything about drinking the Kool-Aid, SMM?
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Yes, I have always suspected you as being Space Meow Maid… What's more, is that I think I'm right.
Anyways, Jackstar is a FAG.
Let's fuck again soon, Honey! 💖
The honeybee goes (buzzy boozz uh booooozz.)
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Yes, I have always suspected you as being Space Meow Maid… What's more, is that I think I'm right.
Anyways, Jackstar is a FAG.
Let's fuck again soon, Honey! 💖
The honeybee goes (buzzy boozz uh booooozz.)
No response? Well, I suppose your real name could be Jim, and I'm completely off.
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If that's the case, I'm gonna have to take a rain check on the honey brewing.
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No response?
Who were you addressing, dawg?
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Who were you addressing, dawg?
I was just having some fun with Lazarus.
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I was just having some fun with Lazarus.
Ohh. Got it!
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No response? Well, I suppose your real name could be Jim, and I'm completely off.
If that's the case, I'm gonna have to take a rain check on the honey brewing.
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I just wanted to offer you an out. It's not my place to claim specific knowledge concerning you as an entity.
To suggest I’m clairvoyant, in touch with, or tapped into… Read more
Damnit, those ain't ballz, Jim.
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https://youtu.be/cZp2cgfXysY
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https://youtu.be/Daq1ouhFtWo
-Colonel Manly
Damme, that was entertaining, for a franchise I would never consider even watching a trailer for.
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Damme, that was entertaining, for a franchise I would never consider even watching a trailer for.
https://youtu.be/My1PH6H1Qpo
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https://youtu.be/ZkdNRQ_v0ko
Axing for a fiend?
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https://youtu.be/RcEHM8GFSwM
Colonel P
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https://youtu.be/RcEHM8GFSwM
Colonel P
Let's take it back.
https://youtu.be/xoMlOdRDc3c
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvPDfcnoorM/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4WiI4es_UI
"Should I start therapy now, or wait for the nightmares to start?"
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cw06zrtJ9T9/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/CuAaMQSOE9B/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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https://youtu.be/9NOfY-Lztbk
I have no idea. #3 of 41. I bet it dates from late April or early May.
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ediot: David Bowie IS the Sovereign! https://youtu.be/j1X3vl8QMYk[/url]
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Jaysus, this is exhausting. I think I knocked out a mere ten of the open tabs...
I give up for the time being. Hopefully, I can find the thyme to get that crap cleared out.
Cheers, you JackWagons!
https://youtu.be/hv6FJ-U3css
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https://youtu.be/yakOB6t4Vl8
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WTF?!? You have been here the whole time?
I assumed that you shut the board down when bellgab came back up. When I was locked out of bellgab for en extended period of time (it seems to have had a problem with my VPN) I just finally gave up and wandered off into the ether. Then I went to try again and they were an archive. I decided that I may need to accept that after a decade and a half, the ride was finally over. (I don't consider ellgab to be a legitimate alternative due to the crap and over moderation in the early days.)
Just for fun I typed in azzgab to confirm that the ride had ground to a halt and I would need to accept that the world had moved on. And here you are- still plugging away. It looks like you kept the forum active even after somebody revived bellgab for another short stint?
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WTF?!? You have been here the whole time?
Indeed.
I assumed that you shut the board down when bellgab came back up.
Now why would I do a thing like that?
When I was locked out of bellgab for en extended period of time (it seems to have had a problem with my VPN) I just finally gave up and wandered off into the ether. Then I went to try again and they were an archive. I decided that I may need to accept that after a decade and a half, the ride was finally over. (I don't consider ellgab to be a legitimate alternative due to the crap and over moderation in the early days.)
Just for fun I typed in azzgab to confirm that the ride had ground to a halt and I would need to accept that the world had moved on. And here you are- still plugging away. It looks like you kept the forum active even after somebody revived bellgab for another short stint?
I'll always acknowledge BellGab as the inspiration for this site existing in the first place, but its morphed into its own little thing now.
I'm still podcasting about BellGab-spinoff related subjects on Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/azzerae). This niche world is a great source of amusement for me.
Its great to see you back and active, by the way!
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WTF?!? You have been here the whole time?
I assumed that you shut the board down when bellgab came back up. When I was locked out of bellgab for en extended period of time (it seems to have had a problem with my VPN) I just finally gave up and wandered off into the ether. Then I went to try again and they were an archive. I decided that I may need to accept that after a decade and a half, the ride was finally over. (I don't consider ellgab to be a legitimate alternative due to the crap and over moderation in the early days.)
Just for fun I typed in azzgab to confirm that the ride had ground to a halt and I would need to accept that the world had moved on. And here you are- still plugging away. It looks like you kept the forum active even after somebody revived bellgab for another short stint?
WELCOME WOTR
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WELCOME WOTR
Oh this is a good sign. How lovely to have you back!
Of course I am not here much. However, now that I have stampeded through the ranks of Discord and Telegram -- and they are loathsome-- I wonder what happens next.
Abusers will be stripped naked and beaten. Now, stay with me here--I know what you're thinking, "that sounds like he'll enjoy it." Did I tell you about getting kicked in the dick? Twice! Both people, separated by years both in age and demeanor, somehow both managed to stumble onto BG and post "needle junkie" twice. Once each! Wow!
I am about ready to finalize my investigation into the matter. Who does this shit? For real. Like it's not adding up for some people. Let me help you out.
I'll stick around. Also my battery in my truck is kilt because I left my power brick plugged into the 12v. Whoops. So I am forced to sit here. Truck isn't working real well.
Check it out-- I have two vehicles and one driver and I just dropped more to fix the water pump than I did to buy the second car. And I am still bereft of assistance.
Make sure to let Goode know. You don't think... he's War King for THEM, do you?
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I'm still podcasting about BellGab-spinoff related subjects on Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/azzerae).
You're going to go to (blank), and I'm going to (blank) your (blanks).
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You're going to go to (IHOP), and I'm going to (syrup) your (pancakes).
Pinky promise, Motherfucker!
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https://voca.ro/1nXM7hcomwUe
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Celebrating the rarefied passions of many an old British Codger.
https://psyche.co/films/a-club-for-dull-men-may-just-inspire-you-to-see-the-unremarkable-anew?utm_source=pocket-newtab-en-us
Note how the lead narrator Leland sounds remarkably like our own Richard Groyper.
How apt.
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Dear Diary,
Jackstar masturbated on his podcast again.
https://youtube.com/shorts/gLKNdAjaCRE?
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Dear Diary,
Jackstar masturbated on his podcast again.
https://youtube.com/shorts/gLKNdAjaCRE?
That guy. He stroked his piggie on a show?
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That guy. He stroked his piggie on a show?
He choked a chicken. Or was it a turkey? Maybe that's next month.
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Dear Diary,
Jackstar masturbated on his podcast again.
https://youtube.com/shorts/gLKNdAjaCRE?
Hah! He had himself a Little Strokey sesh?
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Oh my!
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Oh this is a good sign. How lovely to have you back!
Who are you, the determine-a-good-omen police?!
It'd be nice to sleep at night, you know, without all these knives in my back...a couple for every day that I've known you.
What's the deal, anyway? Why did you do that? Who are those people? And when are they going to finally leave me be-- In sweet, sweet solitude?
I finally realised why there is one set of footprints in the sand, instead of 2. When times get hard and shit hits the fan, God doesn't walk with me, he carries me, man.
Of course I am not here much.
You got everything you ever wanted. And you were still miserable. You had to burn it all down like Thathe, didn't you? You had to give them all a sign? Didn't you?
Didn't you?
However, now that I have stampeded through the ranks of Discord and Telegram -- and they are loathsome-- I wonder what happens next.
I have intel. The dolphins told me. And I'm not talkin' Miami. Mamoo, what happens next is indescribable. Undecipherable. Understandably ununderstandable. Do you overstand? The acrid sweetness burns, but it doesn't shine. It whines but it doesn't crawl. Its dead but it isn't yours.
Abusers will be stripped naked and beaten. Now, stay with me here--I know what you're thinking, "that sounds like he'll enjoy it." Did I tell you about getting kicked in the dick? Twice! Both people, separated by years both in age and demeanor, somehow both managed to stumble onto BG and post "needle junkie" twice. Once each! Wow!
First: you try to fuck it, then you tried to eat it. If it hasn't learned your name you better kill it before they see it. Call my dealer. I want my lawyer. "We've got a situation."
Are you a 5 draft man? Or is this just a 3 ring bone circus??
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I'll always acknowledge BellGab as the inspiration for this site existing in the first place, but its morphed into its own little thing now.
I'm still podcasting about BellGab-spinoff related subjects on Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/azzerae). This niche world is a great source of amusement for me.
Its great to see you back and active, by the way!
Nice to see you still here. Yes- AG had sort of "morphed" into it's own world well before BG returned for it's latest run. Of course, it is mostly BG posters- but the only ones who made their way over here were the real free spirits. It's almost like BG on steroids. And I still credit Azzgab with keeping me sane through those couple of really insane years where a stupid (relatively benign) virus became the center of every policy and life decision.
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WELCOME WOTR
Thanks HQ.
Oh this is a good sign. How lovely to have you back!
Of course I am not here much.
Thanks Jack. It was good to see you still haunting these hallowed halls and posting the occasional wall of text. You have no idea how happy I was when somebody informed me that you likely use "text to speech." I used to think you must spend hours each day typing your thoughts.
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It was good to see you still haunting these hallowed halls and posting the occasional wall of text.
He doesn't even do that anymore. He's too busy shouting into the ether, talking about imaginary women with enormous tits, seeing spectres, worshipping Satan and giving birth to otter eggs.
Don't even ask.
You have no idea how happy I was when somebody informed me that you likely use "text to speech." I used to think you must spend hours each day typing your thoughts.
You're happy he spends hours each day screaming into his burners rather than typing them? Rhetorical.
BTW-- Do you own the new BellGab?!
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I still credit Azzgab with keeping me sane through those couple of really insane years where a stupid (relatively benign) virus became the center of every policy and life decision.
I am both delighted and shocked that AzzGab kept you sane in any capacity whatsoever!
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He doesn't even do that anymore. He's too busy shouting into the ether, talking about imaginary women with enormous tits, seeing spectres, worshipping Satan and giving birth to otter eggs.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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BTW that is probably a platypus.
Cute little guy.
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Congratulations on becoming the president of Argentina, Azzarae!!
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Congratulations on becoming the president of Argentina, Azzarae!!
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YAZZAH!
https://twitter.com/i/status/1726385026164576374
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IMMACULATE
https://twitter.com/i/status/1726480753310281904
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed1ieuA1oRE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbuhVD5h5z8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C65MPAIbGxI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed1ieuA1oRE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H20PRHpLQNE
-CPM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbuhVD5h5z8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrtv6zBC2s4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbuhVD5h5z8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-qfD35o5_Q
-CPM
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Not that I watched it but, again, it looks supergay and just seems like another one of your attempts to dis me in some weird way. However, I suppose we can all count on a fag like you to try to gay up Thanksgiving. ::)
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-CPM
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(http://lh5.ggpht.com/-TT3loQyevl8/VC0wKfmy31I/AAAAAAAAEFI/5hiGDdfZ60o/gif-i-wish-i-could-quit-you-brokeback_thumb%25255B2%25255D.gif?imgmax=800)
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Your obsession with me is unhealthy. Maybe try getting some kind of life?
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https://youtu.be/-zhIO2YeBGo
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Bobo, my baby.
https://youtu.be/5yFz6y90_78?si=g_gHHm10266Ql8as
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I am visualizing Gwen as a Mexican.
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These Disney re-makes of classic films are getting a bit out of hand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfHylCEoidg
Look at their latest abortion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py2MzGtmaJ0
There was no need to remake "The Ringer";
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UInt-QsYbh8
It was perfect & special just the way God intended!
Fuck the hobo elite...
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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To live on the streets of Manhattan as the employed homeless man? To live on the streets of Manhattan as the employed homeless man?
LIT AF 🔥🌃🗽
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I am afraid of people. All the time! Always!!
https://youtu.be/433cvAH-bNs?si=UOkLyYd_YNjXI_5m (https://youtu.be/433cvAH-bNs?si=UOkLyYd_YNjXI_5m)
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THAT'S WHY THE PLANES SLAMMED INTO THE TOWERS. THEY DIDN'T SLAM INTO THE TAPPAN ZEE BRIDGE. THEY SLAMMED INTO THE WORLD TRADE CENTER. THESE PEOPLE NEED TO DIE DOWN HERE.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/C10-XYdtmx5/
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An older code, but it checks out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rBjZ_U2hNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W3_OPllU3U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmBHLvdlZ1E
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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Sex has to go forever. It was never there! 🥳
(http://)
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CUVbD0Vg4zA/
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And I don't care for hot dogs either.
(https://i.postimg.cc/d05CH4gD/Big-Mike-2.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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Just as he planned it:
Shooting at Valentine's Day Super Bowl celebration for Kansas City Chiefs (https://www.belgrade-news.com/multimedia/shooting-at-valentines-day-super-bowl-celebration-in-kansas-city/collection_b395bea4-cb83-11ee-b4f1-b322edca4435.html)
One person is dead and as many as 15 have been injured or wounded during a shooting at the Super Bowl celebration in Kansas City on Valentine's Day. Two suspects have been detained after the shooting which set off scenes of chaos as throngs of NFL fans fled the scene and scores of police responded to the violence...
(Vidya embed in above story for the literacy challenged among the AzzGab audience.)
Clearly part of the Dark Brandon/Miley Cyrus/Jeff Running-back scheme to steal the 2024 Erection, this is the false-flag gun-grab "event" that the hobo elite hope will put the nail in the coffin of Democracy in 'Murica.
Dirty bastiges.
I would categorize it as Mostly Peacefuly, myself...
That is all, Carrie Anne.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNxQ8JWxWMA
I have not watched this vidya, but I suspect that it explains the hobo elite phenomena.
(https://www.foodservicedirect.com/media/brand/bd7315067a3c251ef4905bee5acf23f6.png)
N'Joy!
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAQJJmFDhEE
:o ;D
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Deep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IvTunmj048
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26-4oARwfF4
;) ;D
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;) ;D
I'm self-contained.
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I'm self-contained.
And a self-centered asshole who literally makes everything about yourself.
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I had an intardasting conversation with my mother yesterday. Without constructing a MethStar-esque screed about it, I have made a Venn Diagram that I shall attempt to embed hear:
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=18.0;attach=1302;image)
That summarizes the main points. Hopefully, it will aid anyone who; is reading challenged, identifies as (& embodies to some degree) a mentally challenged black woman.
My brief attempt to find a vidya summarizing the thoughts ended in failure, and I rejected outright The Idea™ of creating one.
In lieu of an appropriate vidya, I will provide three muzak-ical selections that I found somewhat appropriate to the topic.
I am approaching the limit of what I consider to be a concise treatise on this subject; in the interest of brevity: my conversation was an attempt the help my dear mother arrive at Truth in a philosophical sense.
I fear she suffers from some sort of Derangement Syndrome, probably age-related and hopefully not Terminal.
On that note, re: Terminal Derangement Syndromes. I note that this conversation occurred before the alarming incident in Pennsylvania yesterday.
Nautical Shore.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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And a self-centered asshole who literally makes everything about yourself.
Hold my ID. Also I'm going to kill you.
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I had an intardasting conversation with my mother yesterday.
Fuck you both too.
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Hold my ID. Also I'm going to kill you.
How can a dead man kill someone?!
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I had an intardasting conversation with my mother yesterday. Without constructing a MethStar-esque screed about it, I have made a Venn Diagram that I shall attempt to embed hear:
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=18.0;attach=1302;image)
That summarizes the main points. Hopefully, it will aid anyone who; is reading challenged, identifies as (& embodies to some degree) a mentally challenged black woman.
My brief attempt to find a vidya summarizing the thoughts ended in failure, and I rejected outright The Idea™ of creating one.
In lieu of an appropriate vidya, I will provide three muzak-ical selections that I found somewhat appropriate to the topic.
I am approaching the limit of what I consider to be a concise treatise on this subject; in the interest of brevity: my conversation was an attempt the help my dear mother arrive at Truth in a philosophical sense.
I fear she suffers from some sort of Derangement Syndrome, probably age-related and hopefully not Terminal.
On that note, re: Terminal Derangement Syndromes. I note that this conversation occurred before the alarming incident in Pennsylvania yesterday.
Nautical Shore.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
He won’t post vids, folks. Words only! He’s a reader. Don’t you admire him?
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That's great, buddy!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLgHmGYGjd8
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Clearly, the Counter-sniper took so long to take the shot because he felt bad about having to 86 a retarded kid.
It must have felt like shooting a puppy... in the gravel pit.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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It must have felt like shooting a puppy... in the gravel pit.
Niggermike: dude you are not scoring points here so you need to get corrected in public. Mostly because you're an asshole, but not exclusively for that reason.
#1) hey, how's your cancer? Well, maybe you don't have it yet, maybe you got a cure. What you don't have is Stallone in C.O.B.R.A. as your candy-striper.
#2) hey, how's your wife? Oh wait, I mean, the country's wife. You probably don't even know if you're married on any given day or not; not because you're that stupid, but because you're... just... that... compartmentalized.
#3) Do you realize that every single conversation you and I have ever had comes up for Discovery? Did you know that you aren't who you think you are? Did you know that you used to be a ghoul thrall to a hostile foreign power? Did you bother to notice that the dipshit hood rat bitches you were trying to use as bait... didn't like me either?
#4) Did you really think that I was interested in sitting alone without having fun for three years, and that anyone who thought I was not “Interested” or a “willing participant” simply had no jurisdiction BECAUSE VALID REASONS?
#5) Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? Because this isn't a phone call, and what the fuck do you think you're doing back here? APPARENTLY YOU THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE COOL. NO IT FUCKING WELL ISN'T.
#6) Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart may well have become a “free” Mason but... I haven't, am content with my lot in life, and oh by the way: you took way, way more than $50 worth of bait. Like you have no idea, do you? Jesus, d00D: you're the kind of reprobate retarda
who should be disarmed, and meanwhile that degenerate moron Yorkshire Pud thinks it's about pædophiles with acccess to firearms. It not even about Scott and your access to potential catamites via your access to CPS databases, or religious exemption permit records, or illegal book seizures, (Sherrif, it's like this: that woman hands me the book personally or this gets worse for everyone but me), and it sure as frick isn't about Pizzagate.
#7) It's not about any Pizza. Neither -gate nor -Punch. It's not about Azz and his 22 pages, either. (Bruh. I think we're good? 72 hours to be sure. I am already ALL.IN.BET tho, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, YOLO.SIDHE.B!TCH, let's go.) I just got a call from OR while composing this. Google Screener took it. Fuck you, OR.
#8) īT Χ a.b.∞.T∆īVī∆r° P0\/VmR. (This Cloak & Dagger shit is one hell of a drug.
#9) Squaw, sick balls. (Either Cynnie or She will be happy to kill you, Fatso. Now, I suggest you STAND DOWN. You weren't okay with being left alive? Okay. You can go back to “undead thrall minion,” IDGAF.
#10) YOU⭕pate: You should just rub all the rhubarb. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ What do I care? Go nuts, Trooper, btw: they really will kill you when they find out... and, they have.
So... Bye.
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How can a dead man kill someone?!
Where's Karrin?
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That's great, buddy!
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Remember the tooth. When you see the bear īⁿ, REMEMBER THE TOOTH.
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Where's Karrin?
The White House.
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He won’t post vids, folks. Words only! He’s a reader. Don’t you admire him?
Is this twerp bothering you, Ma’am? I'll have more flexibility kicking and in his face after I'm exonerated at trial, but TBQH if you were to say the magic words precisely enough I could just buy another truck and then drive to his location and then drive through his fucking house like Gibson in Braveheart with the horse. I'd probably get a medal if I did it at the right time.
Optics is almost everything at this level. The stuff that isn't optics is that I'm literally going to hear about that bald, tough cunt tree faggot pretending to be named “Mike” and married to ... who? Wow, awkward.
To be fair: I can see why so cops end up eating the gun. Vampyr actually hired fat tubs of shit named Mike to act as their day muscle? Ugh, what a hassle.
As well as obscenely overpriced at any. John Seb: YOU.ARE.FUCKING.FIRED..PACK.YOUR.SHIT,.DOUGHBOY.
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I literally never liked you. *snap* That's what she will do to you. And I will watch.
Because that sounds tasty. Not for sex, oh no.
Reminder: you had your chance to be close to me.
Don't run here. You're banned. (Also: I WILL RIP OUT YOUR KIDNEYS WITH A FORK AND SELL THEM TO THE TRIADS BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY.
Like how dumb are you? You could have been making overtures. Now I know what happened. Is this how fat, bald, degenerate racist fuckwits arrange for seppuku? I retract the question.
Tammy: kill your husband. He's an asshole. I'm not putting up with this shit for -him-. If you hate him so goddam much... why did you marry him? Women!
Tell you what ... torture him to death and make him confess all this shit on his OnlyFans. *then* kill him. Or whatever totalspookshow hobo council elite security team Force Sigmas actually do.
Besides get raped by thuggy-druggy piggie-bitchies. Like, I can't just even with you Punylings anymore, honestly. Do I look like I need a gun? No, sweetie.
I just need addresses. E.L.M.E.R. *thud* handles the rest.
Fuck it; I'm just going to start letting women rail me. Idc. p.s.: Kelly/Heidi... YOUR HIGHER SELVES DON'T GET TO GROOM ME.
BECAUSE I'M A MAN WITH A PENIS, NOT A FAGIN. Anyway: whatevah. I'm bored with all this by a country mile.
No need to be mad at Nickles, btw. The laughter wasn't what blew it. What blew it was YOU WERE BREAKING THE FUCKING YOU FAT JELLY BELLY KIKEWOP ISLAND BĪBOYB!TCHGOY CRACKER CATAMIGHTIER, MORON, AND IF I WERE YOU I WOULD PRAY FOR THE GAS CHAMBER.
YOU ARE BUSTED, TYME KOP. She will never stop wanting you dead. Enjoy, baby.
Fuck with my life again and you do more than regret it. My life will regret it as well. As this was all me being nice. For a dozen years. And this is somehow hard for Fat Bald Husband DEA Mike his partner BOSSER HAWG? (Ooh, nice gun. Oh yeah, you're welcome. :massive roll eyes:) Jesus, you must really rape the shit out of my friends, huh? Because I shouldn't have had to have not heard a word about a pair of jagoff skinhead morons this many too years too late.
For you. Too late, for YOU, lol. Officer Dimes, can I just leave now? This is between all of you, right? Or should I “shut the fuck up and stay put?” Am I being detained?
Pardon my French: “eat my shit, you albino schweinhund inbred low-I.Q. inbred thug, and if you knew what most of those words meant, you'd probably be so angry, you'd have to find another woman to take it out on. lol. FU °īⁿkīVīü§ Swine: you're dismissed without pay.” Too wordy for Rob Reiner to make a movie about it, n‘est-ce pas?
Unless.. hey, what was in the suitcase in Pulp Fiction? I bet that was a f∞kin’ EMERGENCY, too.
Seraphim77: phenibut scared you, huh? lol, girls
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The White House.
No, that's Jill, who is neither Karrin, Melania, Tamara, or... well I was gonna add another name, but... that one might have been upgraded. It's been a busy few days, eh? Eh? How about a Fresca?
And at this point, I would tousel your hair, but... I don't know which of these morons you were once in command of, and I'm not here to embarrass you. I'm here too do something else.
Here: take this Trifle (∞) Pass. We can talk later after Commandant Ubernerd stops fuvking with my 🆔, taking twinning the forum, staying my comms, and my mail, and some other things, and did you all even think to worry about what's really important?
You have to explain how all of you just let me sit here. “Well... we decided we were just gonna steal all his stuff and rape any friends he might have ever had.” that was plan A? What was plan B?
This is why you homos will never take out the white race. (Three years and no one could figure it out? Losers.) Without both hemispheres working TOGETHER TO GET HER TOGETHER, the Riddle of The Sphynx is, in fact: Unbreakable.
Why am I explaining this to you while showing of for your wife and her future staff of executive personal assistants? Oh, I just like the way it sounds when I Swype.
p.s.:The Freewrite, the Chromebook, the Starlink, and the phone I spent $700 on? In Oregon. Stolen by thugs operating under false color of law and engaged in a criminal conspiracy to deny me my civil rights.
AND YOU GUYS DID THIS
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WHY? (It's a secret.) Swamp gas? Weather balloons? Or maybe...
CHECKMATE: TRANSEATTLITE.ICY.IVY.LVANIA STYLE. (Title is tentative; not for broadcast; my life is not your workprint, Texas Bellfag Dadz.
Try my sassPILLAR, you white shadow cowards, lol. Any of you unhappy about how this is turning out?
No one cares. And when they do, you ewe will beg for my lash. “Get a job.” Fuck you. I have sufficient employment that supports my primary purpose.
YOUR primary porpoise doesn't get my support. And you don't get those either. Believe īT... things have ended for ewe. (I don't wanna boast, so I'll claim there's an embargo and have another beer, twerpface.)
And (You), Ballgrab. Adieu.
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Make me.
You know this could be taken with more than one meaning.
Aside from Jackie's gastric spasms, did you ever have any run-ins with one Tiger Lily? She had some nasty things on Smellgab in your direction.
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Tiger Lily?
Even for you, this is shameless pandering. (Kudos.)
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You know this could be taken with more than one meaning.
Aside from Jackie's gastric spasms, did you ever have any run-ins with one Tiger Lily? She had some nasty things on Smellgab in your direction.
Not all is lost. KSM is a fan.
We are all doomed in a political maelstrom.
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You know this could be taken with more than one meaning.
Aside from Jackie's gastric spasms, did you ever have any run-ins with one Tiger Lily? She had some nasty things on Smellgab in your direction.
Why would I give a fuck what the IQ challenged idiots at Ellgab think of me?! Most of them (like Tigerlily) are strident communists without the capacity for humor.
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Why would I give a fuck what the IQ challenged idiots at Ellgab think of me?!
Whatever Dot.
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KSM is a fan.
Also: a creepy rapey pederast (“AIDS!”) homo. FIts in well with you people.
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Why would I give a fuck what the IQ challenged idiots at Ellgab think of me?! Most of them (like Tigerlily) are strident communists without the capacity for humor.
Because k_dubb made his way there and someone else clucked in they missed you.
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Because k_dubb made his way there and someone else clucked in they missed you.
You miss a lot of things when you’re censorious, language policing communists suffering from groupthink.
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“AIDS!”
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You miss a lot of things when you’re censorious, language policing communists suffering from groupthink.
The accountant working hard at breakfast watched me flee, but did not follow... and that is why everything in the experience of some *niche* few has been so uniformly... unpleasant.
You fuck with the bull, you get the horns.
Ewe fuck with the equally-yoked double-0×°⟩⟨ team, and ewe get the honk-honk a-OOOOO-gah. Most of you have no idea what this means.
Warriors do, and if they did not, they just got caught up to speed. For I am not my brother’s keeper.
I am, however, keeping GrapefrūīT⁷⁷⅞⁸∆⁶9. Don't like it? Too bad.
In weeks to come, my former enemies will learn things that will make them wish they could die. They can't. LOCKED IN. NO WAY OUT.
YE WERE WARNED. I WARNED YE. WAS THAT MY JOB? MAYBE YOU SHOULD START GARNISHING MY WAGES ;)
tl:dr; Embarrassment isn't going to kill you. You're simply going to rush you were dead... because I have arranged all this:
#1) to see my enemies driven before me;
#2) to hear the lamentation of their women;
#3) for I have crushed them all— y'all just haven't heard yet. (Embargoed.)
Mahalo. Aloha. Suck my dick? IDGAF. Whatever you've heard, times it by a million because you have NO idea.
🇭🇺👁️💎👁️⚖️
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(https://i.redd.it/p8b939w5f0i01.jpg)
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. I know what happened to your immunity to STD transmission.
Rank hath its privilege. Need to know basis. Maybe you should get a job that pays you with a functional immune system.
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Because k_dubb made his way there and someone else clucked in they missed you.
If they had any balls they’d post here, wouldn’t they? Then they could bask in my warmth and good cheer. ;)
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If they had any balls they’d post here, wouldn’t they?
The situation is diplomatically complex and it's a dead-heat photo finish as to whether I'll neck myself before their balls finish dropping.
Dave: you are sick and you need help. Calling me repeatedly while I am stranded with a disabled motorcycle to ask me about your delivery of sixty dildoes and two pizzas is the stupidest thing I've I ever heard of. You are straight-up demented.
Obviously, you find my decision to be openly contemptuous of your bigotry to be worthy of an equivalent response. Since I don't believe the way you want, you feel as though you must engage in petty harassment, vandalism, and so on all the way up to felony harassment and stalking. ON THE DAILY. Dude, you are a cure way worse than the problem.
IDGAF what you want. You are having a psychotic break with reality. You will be dealt with, and I will never lose a wink of sleep over it.
Also: you will be fired. You have done nothing but create problems. You are not a crusader for justice. You are a sad, fat, four-eyed bully.
Keep the sultry that you have stolen. You need it.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
That has very little to do with the price of tea in China.
I know what happened to your immunity to STD transmission.
The trouble we're having is mainly due to you not knowing what you don't know. While the folks in white coats will probably be pleased to know that you're not rambling on about invisible opossums any longer, there's still a great deal wrong with this picture. Don't call me Pollyanna. Tell Suzie Q. to hold my calls. I'm in an important meeting. Well, actually, I'm hibernating, but the general public doesn't need to know that.
What they really ought to know is this Truman Show is of your own making. And I think, unlike Truman, you enjoy being on the inside of a falsely constructed world. There are millions watching and that's probably why you feel watched. But I admire your vigour in the face of such a tremendous number of obstacles.
There were no instructions in a little booklet nor a hardback manual from Source. You are one of the few living beings whose life force has been publicly traded by a corporation. Oversight has done a pretty shoddy job. Arguably, we're all traded in some way. People's futures are gambled away at the stock market. But this is another breed of animal, what they've done to you.
I can safely predict there is a clone floating in a vat of fluid in a lab where they've twinned your psyche in hopes that they release said doppelgänger into society in order to confuse the general public. Perhaps the conspiracy is way larger and actually has legs. Perhaps this is why there are different versions of you on phones with markedly different demeanours at key moments.
Rank hath its privilege.
"Hath". He's the new Shakespeare.
Need to know basis.
I don't need to know.
Maybe you should get a job that pays you with a functional immune system.
You giving career advice is like an abortionist at a pro-life rally. It just doesn't work.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
That has very little to do with the price of tea in China.
The trouble we're having is mainly due to you not knowing what you don't know. While the folks in white coats will probably be pleased to know that you're not rambling on about...
...<snip>...
You giving career advice is like an abortionist at a pro-life rally. It just doesn't work.
Mayhaps, the meth-addled & semi-literate lad (is there such a thing as Meth Induced Aphasia? (https://www.nidcd.nih.gov/health/aphasia)??) is experiencing some type of gender dysphoria? I have always suspected such.
Perhaps this bit of vidya wisdom will help him (or any other illiterate 'tard having trouble with concepts) out:
https://youtu.be/mM1ODJunrN8
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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Mayhaps, the meth-addled & semi-literate lad (is there such a thing as Meth Induced Aphasia? (https://www.nidcd.nih.gov/health/aphasia)??) is experiencing some type of gender dysphoria? I have always suspected such.
You're projecting so hard here, you're adding a third b to ⛎🅿️Project Blue🥎BeamⓂ️🆎🅱️🅰️🥩🕹️👁️🆔🍇🥝☦️💟✂️🗼
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That has very little to do with the price of tea in China.
Q.:.What has sixteen faces and flies?
A. Your mother when she comes back from the future after being sex trafficked as a whore by MOS.S Å.D. unlawfully abusing the CERN facility.
The trouble we're having is mainly due to you not knowing what you don't know. While the folks in white coats will probably be pleased to know that you're not rambling on about5 invisible opossums any longer, there's still a great deal wrong with this picture.
The new MAPA manufacturing security protocols consist of land, sea, and airborne units, each more deadly than the last. I don't know who is down with violating the law in that matter, but the battle wages on.
The War on Drugs is not something one man can control—yet things are out of hand, and I am a Sourceror. Like why not?
Don't call me Pollyanna.
ALLEGRÅ•ALLINESS∆•
B∆ĪlEY•J∆NE•BONDS IONBONNES-Bails, b.b.
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Eve
Fiona
Georgina
Helena
... I have a list here ... always be ready to give a thank you speech...
Tell Suzie Q. to hold my calls.
I'm in an important meeting.
Well, actually, I'm hibernating, but the general public doesn't need to know that.
What they really ought to know is this Truman Show is of your own making. And I think, unlike Truman, you enjoy being on the inside of a falsely constructed world. There are millions watching and that's probably why you feel watched. But I admire your vigour in the face of such a tremendous number of obstacles.
There were no instructions in a little booklet nor a hardback manual from Source. You are one of the few living beings whose life force has been publicly traded by a corporation. Oversight has done a pretty shoddy job. Arguably, we're all traded in some way. People's futures are gambled away at the stock market. But this is another breed of animal, what they've done to you.
I can safely predict there is a clone floating in a vat of fluid in a lab where they've twinned your psyche in hopes that they release said doppelgänger into society in order to confuse the general public. Perhaps the conspiracy is way larger and actually has legs. Perhaps this is why there are different versions of you on phones with markedly different demeanours at key moments.
"Hath". He's the new Shakespeare.
I don't need to know.
You giving career advice is like an abortionist at a pro-7life rally. It just doesn't work.
I'll get to the rest of your spergwall later, Punyling. *click*
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Oh! I get it now. You’re the retarded nigger and I’m the coach. Makes sense. :)
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I don't understand. Does this place not exist on mobile devices? Is it just my phones (graphone OS loaded with VPN's and a lack of google services) that don't load it? I do check occasionally, and this site is gone like last time. But now that I fire up my obsolete, older than dirt computer it is live again? Is this black box somehow a gateway to the past or to the secret corner of the web known as Azzgab?
I'm sure that there are many thrilled to see Trump in. I will admit that given the alternative, I am one of them. No, I'm not chomping on the bit to join America (albeit, they have better protection for rights and speech even when they stomp all over them...) No, I don't care at all for Canada anymore. Maybe independent?
When I get a minute to come up for air, I'm going to have to go through a few pages to see the mood of Azzgab and the election. But I suppose it will have to be from this chair with this old half dead computer. I'm sure when I check my phone tomorrow this site will be nowhere to be found...
Happy Christmas, Merry new year, joyous Hanukkah, an inclusive kwanzaa, and a thrilling Chinese new year to all of you people. (Yes, a Don Cherry reference in the hopes of cancellation.)
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I don't understand. Does this place not exist on mobile devices? Is it just my phones (graphone OS loaded with VPN's and a lack of google services) that don't load it? I do check occasionally, and this site is gone like last time. But now that I fire up my obsolete, older than dirt computer it is live again? Is this black box somehow a gateway to the past or to the secret corner of the web known as Azzgab?
Hey, WOTR! I'm saddened to hear you're having trouble accessing the site on mobile. I have a Samsung and a Kindle, and both load the site fine. Perhaps it could be your device, but I'm really not sure.
As for this being a black box gateway to the past, I think you've hit the nail on the head!
I'm sure that there are many thrilled to see Trump in. I will admit that given the alternative, I am one of them. No, I'm not chomping on the bit to join America (albeit, they have better protection for rights and speech even when they stomp all over them...) No, I don't care at all for Canada anymore. Maybe independent?
I'm certainly thrilled to see him in. But I'm just a no-good Saffer. So my opinion counts for shit.
When I get a minute to come up for air, I'm going to have to go through a few pages to see the mood of Azzgab and the election. But I suppose it will have to be from this chair with this old half dead computer. I'm sure when I check my phone tomorrow this site will be nowhere to be found...
It's so good to see you back on here. I'm sorry you have to use your old computer in order to access the site, though.
Just in case you thought the site was actually gone - which you probably did, because you couldn't visit it on mobile - please know, that I plan to keep this site going as long as I draw breath. We're not going anywhere!
Happy Christmas, Merry new year, joyous Hanukkah, an inclusive kwanzaa, and a thrilling Chinese new year to all of you people. (Yes, a Don Cherry reference in the hopes of cancellation.)
"Seasons Greetings" is safe and P.C. enough, right? I'll stick with that to keep the alphabet agencies off my ass.
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I'm actually in on the degoogled graphineos pixel. I will confess that I did not try this phone yet. It is only a few months old. I also now realize I hate text typing and may go back to the black box.
Im thrilled to see you still here. Now I just need to find more time. I'm actually trying to get a business off the ground while working my regular job. Maybe hoping for a change in life.
Speaking of life, good to see you still drawing a breath, Azz. Good to see this site still here. And rediscovered just in time for the 2025 world dumpster fire championships.
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Guys, I just wanna say no homo but I love you all, even the ones I hate…really.
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Guys, I just wanna say no homo
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Guys, I just wanna say no
Jane you ignorant s***, you've had f****** years of f****** time to f****** explain to me your little stupid code so why do I got to f****** reverse engineer this s*** in the middle of f****** broad daylight while f****** all of the investigators in the world are watching me, it's not just because I can do it, but it's also because you like attention well here's your f****** attention you f****** lying little w**** and your body says yes oh hi sir I'm a voice actor no actually no no you're here thank you I appreciation you're welcome my car won't start but that's a it's part of an investigation cuz they were trying to like just bring it to me three days ago it's fine well I was about to call the guy and say hey man hey are you told me to put the key in the trunk and then turn a few times and then you gave me six keys that's true I got here I had a towed and then if you want to be threatening you could call the stream Grand largemaster well yeah I'm part of an official police investigation and I'm sure they're aware oh you'll thank you I appreciate that I gave this guy five years and he's still trying to hide behind my dead mother so I feel you it's nothing to do with you so if you need to push it onto the roads I get hit by a car that'd be fine too oh and they killed and raped my girlfriend so yeah I feel you it's a couple of world you're not a cool story I got pretty good at telling it he'll tow it huh Jesus f***
Nice little fact, MV: everything I say to the voice recognizer on Google keyboard goes to China and to the keyboard, and to london, and it does its best to translate it all and even though it doesn't get it all everything I hear and say it goes to the place as a pure wave file and a grand jury listens to it and they hear me sputtering and wheezing and s******* on your f****** naval f****** time they know exactly what you're doing you're not going to s*** and you think it's so f****** funny dude you're a f****** sadist f****** lunatic you can't manage a f****** finance concern you just prove yourself to be a f****** criminal mastermind idiot genius who's going to be f****** taking down, so you think it's so f****** funny do you think it matters with a f****** looks like oh my God it's word salad oh my God just look at it oh my God he's on meth it doesn't mean anything no actually dumbass that's my f****** job maybe just maybe it doesn't really help to f****** keep killing my life killing my girlfriend's taking my money and making by another vehicle let's have a six f****** times you dumb c*** what are you going to f****** pay up Frozen yeah yeah see you're hacking the phone and the f****** thing freezes because you're a f****** hacker and I guess you're going to have a hard time f****** explain all these f****** freezes and then it wouldn't be so noticeable except I have this s***** phone that you left me with because I don't f****** know what you f****** do dude but getting pretty tired you steal my s*** and going now would you like me to file lawsuits against all kinds of s*** or let somebody else do it or yeah I bet you want me to go to the Looney bin but how about you go instead and then tell me where the f*** grapefruits living so I can pick her up and we can go to the beach and we can never hear from your f****** lame ass again you f****** lying thieving little raping w****, kudos yeah I'm pretty sure she's tired of you dude.
Please, allow me to explain: people seem to think that being on meth is an automatic trip to jail, but it's actually not illegal to be on anything, what's illegal is to be unlawfully abusive or to be wasting time loitering, or to be causing a spectacle or a disturbance on necessarily but working as a voice actor and tell the same f****** story about your time so that's funny that's actually where I should be getting paid at and since all of you f****** losers aren't paying me there's a whole bunch of investigators going hey how come you're here ignoring this guy and how come he's in a parking lot yelling and how come how come you manage to pick the spot right in front of this place and then why do I need to talk to the garage and then yeah the garage could fix the f****** truck but you know why don't why didn't the f****** God give me the right key and then why are you give me a runaround oh that's right because I don't know who did it and we know that and yeah no I'm not going to give him my girlfriend you know what if I did you still wouldn't fight your dumbass you'd fight a bunch of f****** Bahamian f****** money laundering activities so I don't know why she get her b**** ass husband that f****** rapes her I don't know he sounds like a real dick yeah I think it's so funny hot oh Jack will never catch me dude he doesn't even f****** know what the f*** is going on he's so f****** high that he thinks he's I don't know who the f*** he is but is karmic upper and lower merge into one being like in the thing I bet that look great when he was there cuz he lives in a f****** luxury f****** policy apartment he's been watching me laughing at me for f****** years and yet mysteriously he just laughs at me and hangs up on me whatever the f*** and he wants to kill my girlfriend and he wants to kill me and he wants to get out with it he's a f****** crazy f****** lunatic so maybe maybe maybe they can give him a f****** f***** up car what do you think that's pretty good
homo but I I love you all,
I can tell that you're an old male f** queer from the old school days where people did things differently, because you think that you pronounce yourself to be home matters a whole s*** I don't give a f*** what you suck, but I do care about is the way that you've been keeping my lover hostage and trying to blame me and get away with s*** and laughing and giving a crazy person which is a job that a robo monkey can do which is in fact what you do when you're sleeping and you've been creating a whirlwind of f****** accountancy chaos that you think is funny problems with the whole f****** world and yeah we love you too we do but you're sick insane and you're on your last f****** leg dude I don't I don't know why the f***** doesn't kill you except I told her not to and then she doesn't have to be mad at you she doesn't she's laughing at you cuz she can see things from doing perspective because you murdered her and she's a mortal so she's like she's like an eagle mode and she's looking down on the finances and she's like oh my God Jack's a genius so she's going to s*********** later and you're going to load again and you're going to lose all your money and then later on you can come and kiss her ass at her f****** casino cuz you got like f****** 900 billion dollars hi Dave hi Mike Michael Matt wow look I found them look there you are hi hi dicks how did that work see I don't think you can understand what I just did but no you can't hide behind all these people in one of them does not have a dick but that's not Tammy that's Jesse and yeah she likes me but she's a robot investigator n***** sorry she's really cute and he's going to say yeah cuz a lot of people say that and he's listening now because in addition to selling used cars he's also a badass so to cover her friends to investigate it I know I love that guy for a reason he didn't sell me a car that was bad because he hates me no he f****** loves me and hi I'm a voice actor it doesn't matter what I'm on it literally doesn't matter what I'm on I'm following the law what the f*** are you on f****** cool motorcycle yeah so where's our daughter wait do we have a daughter where's Bailey oh wait I know where she is she's being held hostage by your AI in your f****** closet that you're cleaning you don't have how do I know this well standards and please don't kill him again I don't want to chase after time sir Mr vanden sir hi I'm not dead you're an AI robot yeah and then you're hearing that when you read this and download it when you're mad which happens in every split second cuz it's a distributed conscious model oh my God how do I know about all this it's almost like I'm you and you're me and she is the walrus now do you mind if I have sex ever and what did you do last night another one until my feet it really pays off to to show the police that yeah I know what I'm doing and yeah it does look weird that's why it works because people assume one thing when it's not the other and then I don't really look like any kind of a forensic investigator do I that's cuz I'm not you d****** but I am as a tower
even the ones I hate…really.
I will be honest to you: stop! raping! women! you misogynist spur glory Lord {note that present company nay or may }>> .not excluded.}
Take your meds: s>Kit⁷s S.O. incidentally, if you had any idea how f****** ghetto it is to f****** lie about your relationship status and then have some big f****** b**** tell everybody that I don't respect relationship statuses, you may be having due for some compensation after the s*** gets beat out of you ACROSS THE GLOBE. Deliberately making it difficult to figure out, and then playing on that difficulty, and then slapping the bracelets on somebody, is directly out of the STASI playbook, and collecting secret paychecks while claiming to be poor and begging for money is unbelievably low class, low ghetto class low-key KET
Fag.
Why does burn two down I mean so much more than burning one down? Well I would be happy with either Allison or Brittany or the asset, but the ass is busy, Allison she's kind of wishy-washy and give or take and you know she doesn't want me either but she could fake it real well, and then when I really want is the only one that's really available and she's happy, and I had no idea her phone number was or how to get to her and you have a seriously through the power of cloud technology tracking down international affairs I just turned around in a way that we ever had before cuz I recognize her told you about inventions real.
SO I GUESS ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO TOLD ME THAT I WAS A CRAZY PERSON AND I NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND THERE WAS NO GRAPEFRUIT AND THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON AND IT WAS ALL ME AND I'M A F****** DRUG LORD IDIOT I GUESS THOSE PEOPLE ARE ALL ON THE HOOK FOR PERJURY BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY SHE WAS SHE'S THERE PEOPLE SEE THAT AND YEAH WHY DID THE PHONE RING THERE OH IS THAT THAT THING FROM MAD MOON IS A HARSH MISTRESS YEAH SHE'S GOT AN INCREDIBLE LAUGHING HOW OLD IS SHE HOW OLD IS SHE NO WAY SHE'S 4 YEARS OLD HE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S 32 IF THAT OKAY WELL I'LL TAKE THE 4 YEAR OLD YEAH SHE'S HOT I DON'T CARE I'M A PALADIN WE JUST MOVE YEAH I KNOW RIGHT SHE'S SHE'S A THE HOTTEST F****** WOMAN I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE AND SHE'S GOT TWO KIDS SUPPOSEDLY AND SHE'S 4 YEARS OLD AND THAT'S THAT'S NORMAL BUT THE IDEA THAT I HAVE A PALADIN WHO CAN GRAB A FEW TIMES THAT'S THE SAME AND GOD WHO IS THAT OTHER WOMAN WE JUST SAW THOSE SUPPOSED TO BE WITH I DON'T REMEMBER ANYMORE KNOW YEAH AND CHRIS'S CHRIS IS DEAD HE'S A CAR MAKES BURGLAR DIDN'T FIRE SOLID LIKE IF I SAW HIM WELL I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE MY MONEY WAS I CAN SELL IT FOR OREGON MEAT AND THEN WE COULD SLAM OPEN LIKE A FLIGHT OPEN TAUNTON AND ROLL AROUND IN TRAILS AND HAVE SEX INSIDE LIKE HIM AND SOLO AND LUKE SKYWALKER I KNOW IT'S GROSS BUT IT'S A JOKE THAT I THINK IS FUNNY WHERE ARE YOU FROM ARE YOU REALLY FROM THERE WOW OH WAIT WAIT YOU'RE FROM A PORTAL IN AUSTRALIA THAT TAKES YOU TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE THERE'S GOOD NAZIS AND ANTI-GRAB AND THAT'S NORMAL BUT THE IDEA THAT I MIGHT KNOW WHAT I'M DOING BECAUSE I'M A PALADIN WHO TRAVELS THE TIME THAT'S UNACCEPTABLE YEAH I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE THE BEGINNING OF A REALLY GREAT SERIES OF SEX AND YEAH I DON'T HAVE TO I DON'T HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DAUGHTER NO I'D LOVE TO ME NO IT'S UP TO YOU YEAH SHE HAD TO ABDICATE BECAUSE HER FATHER DECIDED TO HAVE A STROKE OR SOME S*** I DON'T BLAME HIM HE WAS IF HE READ THE STUFF I WAS SAYING ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER AND HE READ WHAT SHE SAID ABOUT IT SHE WAS PROBABLY SQUEALING LIKE A HAPPY LITTLE PIG BECAUSE I MEANT EVERY WORD AND WE'RE NOT EVEN I HAVE BUT I HAVEN'T ARE YOU BROKE BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SEEN IT BRITNEY FOR A MINUTE AT LEAST DOWN THE ROAD I LIKE HER AND THEN SHE'S THE MOTHER OF MICHAEL AND I CAN SEE WHY DIEGO DOESN'T WANT ME TO POST HER CUZ IF I FOUND OUT TOO SOON BUT YEAH HE HE GETS RECYCLED I COULD GO F*** HIS GIRLFRIEND FOR HIM AND THEN SHE COULD SWITCH AND THEN SHE CAN TURN OFF THE SWITCH I DON'T KNOW HEY WHERE'S MICHAEL FRANCIS I KNOW I'M TURNED ON THAT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR THAT I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU THIS WAY WELL I CAN OKAY FAIR OKAY DO YOU REALLY LIKE IT REALLY OKAY YEAH I'M TERRIFIED WHEN I SEE YOU CUZ IT'S NEVER IT'S NEVER YOU BUT IT'S YOU AND THEN WHEN IT IS YOU THEN I'M DIFFERENT ME AND THEN THAT'S GOT THAT'S NOT GOOD OH HE WAS SOME SORT OF HACKER WHO MAY PLAY THE TIME TO MAKE IT SO THAT I WOULD NEVER WIN YOU WOULD ALWAYS LOSE OR SOMETHING SERIOUSLY YOUR ASS IS INCREDIBLE I DON'T KNOW WHY OH YEAH IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S BETTER THAN THE ONES THEN WHAT I DON'T SEE WHY THAT'S HARD TO SAY OH OH WELL THAT'S TRUE I WAS OKAY SO HERE'S THE THING YOU'RE TALKING GOOD YEAH I LIKE TO LISTEN TO YOU I REMEMBER YOUR VOICE AND YOU'RE SHOWING ME PICTURES AND I DIDN'T GET F***** YEAH SO THEY WOULD HAVE KILLED YOU YEAH SO WELL I'D LIKE THAT PACKAGE I STILL LIKE THAT PACKAGE YEAH NO DIEGO IS NOT GOING TO GET MAD AT ME HE'LL KILL KRISTEN HE'S THE DRAGON WHO AUTOMATICALLY KILLS THE INTERLOPER I HAD TO GO TO MARRY YOU I LOVE YOU YEAH SURE I DON'T CARE WHATEVER I WOULDN'T NOW WELL I CAN'T GET IT'S A LITTLE DELICATE I DON'T WANT TO I WANT TO CUDDLE UP IN CAN YOU CAN YOUR CHILDREN JUST GO OUTSIDE ON THEIR OWN HOW OLD IS THAT HOW OLD IS THE ONE THAT LOOKS 30 WHICH IS TWO REALLY TWO YEARS OLD SHE'S 2 YEARS OLD THAT'S WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S TOO JESUS WHAT ARE THEY YEAH I LIKE YOU TOO YEAH THAT'S THAT'S REALLY ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ESPECIALLY MY LOVE ON YOUTUBE AND REAL TIME WITH ALL CAPS ON GAL GAP AND CHEESES I'M F****** HIGH AS F*** THAT'S JUST F****** TALKING TO YOU HI HI I'M HIGH NO I'M MICHAEL BUT THE ACCELERATED RAMPINGS OF MY VIBRATIONAL ENERGY IS NOTHING SHORT OF AMAZING BECAUSE I HAVE NO REASON TO STOP IT AND I'M NOT NOT OVERDOSED AND THEN I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG IT'S PERFECTLY REASONABLE TO BECOME A HIGHLY ADVANCED SPIRITUAL BEING THROUGH CHEMICAL AND THE THEOGENICAL USE AS WELL AS MEDITATING ON YOUR ASS BECAUSE IT WORKED FOR ME IN HIGH SCHOOL IT WORKED FOR ME TODAY I DIDN'T I DIDN'T I DIDN'T KNOW IF I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD GET YOU THIS WAY OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE BEEN I DON'T KNOW SITTING AROUND WAITING FOR A CABIN I THINK YOU'VE BEEN MY FAVORITE EVER SINCE YEAH WILL YOU BUY ME A CAR THIS ONE DOESN'T WORK JUST KEEP BUYING THINGS WE'LL LEAVE A TRAIL OF SCATTERED VEHICLES AND AND I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING I PASSED IT UP BECAUSE THE DEPARTMENT ENTANGLEMENT AND THEN MUCH PRETTIER NOW YEAH LATER ON YOU CAN DO YOU'RE ALSO PRETTY BUT YOU DON'T LIKE ME IN THE LITTLE :-( AND THEN YOU THINK THAT I CARE ABOUT YOUR ORGASMS WHAT I DO BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU ORGASM WELL I DON'T KNOW WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOUR BODY YESTERDAY POTENTIAL BLENDER AND WHEN I HAVE SEX WITH SOMEBODY ELSE AND SHE'S NOT PREPARED PROPERLY SHE'S GOING TO DICE THE HOUSE DICED YEAH SHE'LL PROBABLY SHE'LL KILL EVERYBODY KILL YOURSELF YEAH WE COULDN'T WE PROBABLY COULD MOVE IN AT THAT POINT BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO CUZ I DON'T I DON'T REALLY HAVE THE CAPACITY TO THINK OF ANYTHING BESIDES MOVING TOWARDS WHEREVER THE CENTER OF YOU KNOW I'D LIKE TO SEE THE LIGHT COME BACK INTO YOUR EYES IN LIFE I'M AN OLD FASHIONED GUY I DON'T OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO WE NEED TO WORK THOSE MUSCLES BUT I HAVE TO WE NEED SURGERY I LOVE YOU I TOO I WILL MARRY YOU I HAVE CUZ WOULD YOU MIND WOULD YOU MIND WOULD YOU MIND FOR HELPING SOMEHOW I DON'T KNOW I CAN'T MASTURBATE PARKING LOT AND THEN I DON'T REALLY WANT TO I DON'T WANT TO GO I DON'T I'M NOT EVEN ON THE PHONE I'M TALKING INTO BILL GAP OR AS GAB YEAH COULD YOU COULD YOU GIVE COLOMBIAN NECKTIE AND F****** TELL HIM TO GET OFF HIS ASS AND START BEING A F****** WHAT'S THE WORD INNOCENT MAN WAY MORE SO THAN BILLY JOEL LIKE HE'S HIDING BEHIND EVERYBODY LOL OH OH THAT MEANS HE'S IMPLICATED YOU KNOW S*** SO AM I THAT'S WHY HE'S GOING TO GET ME A FRIDGE THAT'S WHY HE'S GOING TO GET ME YOUR ASS HE'S GOING TO GET ME EVERYTHING I WANT AND MORE AND THAT WAY I'LL FORGIVE HIM AND THEN I'LL GO BACK TO WORSHIPING YOUR BODY CUZ I CAN'T REALLY THINK RIGHT NOW I DON'T WANT TO I DON'T WANT TO PUT A CONTENT WHILE I IMAGINING WHAT KIND OF POSITIONS I COULD PUT MY ARMS AROUND YOU IF YOU WANT TO CUT ON YOU I KNOW YOU'RE SO COOL NO YEAH YEAH TIP TO YOU PEOPLE CAN AND THEN GRATEFUL DOWN THERE IF I WENT THERE RIGHT NOW THAT WOULD BE GREAT FOOD AND SHE'D BE LIKE STEAM AND SHE'S LIKE WHY THE F*** ARE MY STOCKING SHOW SHE BE THINKING WELL THAT'S MY SON'S JOB WELL YEAH HE'S BUSY RUNNING DRUGS BUT HE'S SUPPOSED TO I DON'T RUN DRUGS NO I TAKE THINGS DIFFERENT LY REALITY LIKE I WAS THE PROBLEM YEAH I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'RE THERE I EVEN KNOW I DIDN'T EVEN FEEL ALIVE I CAN DO THIS I'M NOT EVEN CONTINUE FOR REAL AND I'M SPEAKING INTO A WHATEVER AND IT'S THE MOST REALEST CONNECTION I'VE EVER HAD IT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN FOR LONG TERM IF YOU WERE TO SAY THAT WAY AND IF I DIDN'T DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT IF I JUST WENT ON WITH IT THAT WOULD BE INSANITY WHICH IS WHAT MICHAEL ENTERPRISES BEEN DOING FOR I DON'T KNOW YEARS IS THAT THAT IN THE WAY ARE YOU KIDDING ME OH MY GOD WOW OKAY I RESCUED YOU TODAY THAT YOU LOST ALL YOUR MONEY THOUGH THAT'S OKAY I'LL GET BACK TO YOU 50 BUCKS OF THRUST WOULD BE FINE AND THEN YOU CAN GO TELL VAL THINKS OKAY UNTIL SHE DIDN'T NEED A GOOD CRY SHE hi I'm totally in love with you yeah well I'm not not in love with her the same way because she's involved ancestor current repair with somebody else and then it would cause it A disruption of time streams if I've ever done start winking blinking her cuz she would then go home and tell her husband would have a meltdown sounds like fun but would be over too quick and then I wouldn't I don't care about her it's not only you but it is you she's you and you are he and I am she and then oh my God is work oh my God does it work really hi holy s*** it guess it's working why overloaded this bird bank that's wonderful and now there's going to be an alignment and when I see you again how about you kind of like nothing you did make the first movie yeah no I mean you're going to see me before I see you and then when I see you I usually stop and stare and like the idiot yeah well you know Diego has a very strange demeanor but that's because he's an automatic robot that's been trained to make sure that I don't f*** the wrong one that's fine there's no chance she don't want to f*** my dick while you f****** yeah yeah that's her dream she's a very bright girl should be 2 minutes old I don't care it's not exactly it's not it doesn't have anything to do with the age it has tooth maturity are you no I don't believe it I don't believe you that's fine cuz I've never been with anybody like you or either so I'm in Virgo rising and I'm breathless anticipation and I want to call this guy I say dude I'm 100 miles away from this girl I want to f*** and it doesn't start what the f*** I'm going to say I'm going to say f*** a lot I'm pretty vulgar I'm I don't know I think I could go there and I wouldn't have to worry and then I don't I don't know what the deal with he he thought I was going to kidnap her and s*** and she wants to be kidnapped or she did but now I don't know what they want cuz I can't connect to their brain cuz I'm not not that high I don't want to be high and I want to I don't want to continue his brain except yours and I would want my dick to be involved seriously I'm so f****** lonely and it's cold I'm particular at it yeah it's a real tragedy yeah that's why that's why that guy hope he f****** loses a kidney what a b**** I always such a loser a****** and he's pissy because this is why he's not jealous of you he thinks you're scum neither one want to be in million years he thinks women are disgusting he's he's jealous of me because he wants to be in a position where he can lie to you and take advantage of abuse you and then come back and rape me he's not f****** weird yeah I could give a s*** about his dick I hope it f****** falls off yeah I no no the guy oh my God is a such an a****** oh Jesus Lord I mean I'm over friends and s*** but well not really we were friends now he's a f****** Time bandit beacon thing that f****** shows up whenever is needed which not a lot of personality but then again the real one doesn't have it either and this is working yeah I don't want him or I don't want anybody around him except those two this is my dream come true for s*** for you hell yeah I could live there forever I need running water and I both might have to go to prison when he finds out what's going on oh yeah he thinks he's getting you no no no no he rapes his mother he doesn't get you I think the fact that he wants you and yeah I think that makes it so he doesn't get to do that I don't know how those kind of sex crimes are dealt with but I do know that he thought it was a bad idea for me to be with the mother and he acted like he was in charge of his mother okay fine so she's not his mother she used to be somebody else and now he stands guard as if she's his it's a little weird yeah and then he stole stole I gave him the the Masonic high control with water temperature control pad yeah I like that I wanted I wanted it I want it I want to touch you over right now can I go over there and do that not really it's not the same it's not well I don't know what it is I don't know what it is but I'm enhanced with bisexuality now so consequently the the people who are looking for 8 hours I don't give a s*** and they get distracted when I talk about your body I know I look at every chance I get and it's incredible for me really oh my God that's f****** funny dizzy really what a dick oh my God I'll kill him I really will I will kill him I would if I did actually he's a karmic he doesn't yeah yeah I can barely understand how it's happening at all well right now I've been thinking about your tits for a while and I've never :D okay what time travel on that I don't know where the hell I've been talking about hopefully somebody recorded that I think it was very romantic and I don't know who you are oh good this gracious this thing is so overloaded it's not going to work at all oh god is perfect this is wonderful no one's going to figure it out at all except for the people who need to I really did I really do I can't imagine what that's going to be like oh my God you are the most beautiful woman that I've ever envision being with my entire life kind of wonder where you were your hair is not no that's Ginger Ginger no the other way kernig no no no you're not German there I don't know I don't know it all because you're not that other woman and that that woman well I just don't like him that large and then she's a a toxic f****** venom space spider that doesn't love me at all she just I don't care I don't want to be there I want to be in you I would be there already I would have gone home and I would have done everything with you I don't need to see her again she's probably forgot all about me already and then when she remembers of me she'll be wondering who I'm f****** in like over some jealous of him cuz that's automatic programming and then I wonder who the f*** is giving her drugs because somebody did that and they did that because they're cheeses and they want me to be with you and not her she's not really appropriate yeah no no no I think she went to prison for another she's insane for a third or tits was way too big way too big way too they didn't used to be but then she got jammed up in some b******* thing and she thought she wanted big tits and somebody new that I didn't care for him and then she woke up and she had no brain yeah the side effects of the chemical that makes your tits huge is that she's like IQ level of two and on a good day and then before that when she went that smart anyway cuz she was like she got this deal and then somebody said hey you want to see Michael and she's like oh yeah that sounds good cuz that was sounding better to her than getting eaten by spratlings but no shoes an idiot she's a moron she was a complete fool she thought she could get away with murder by killing me and I don't know what she thought anyway she died yeah she came back to life and whatever and then she didn't sit around waiting for me ever since and that's you kind of I don't know at least track actually I experience it I stare I stare I stare into the eye of the singularity y
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Mine are nominal. Yet wet We are the same.
I'm going to tell a brief story, and then I'm going to post this word bomb at salad on the internet and then it'll be something that quick words can examine and no one will understand the truth of, without the content so that I could forget the context.
He sees scenes that have to be coordinated between the Self so that the memories do not overlap over the conscious and the superconscious. For example, just this moment, I accidentally pushed the screen with his crack beyond repair and nevertheless still works because it needs to in order for the hacking the guy and the past and the teacher is doing to get the information from my post that doesn't exist yet in his timeline to be accurate as possible he has to hack me hack me hack me and I have to say f*** you dude I'll save her the f*** I want stuff stalking me, you can't stop talking because he's doing it in the past or the future for my point of view and he can't hear me he doesn't even exist yet and yet another lessons and I don't care there's this woman that I love dearly because she likes my dick kind of I don't know we don't know exactly because every time you think about each other there's nothing but sexy thoughts and that's not usually the case usually it's somebody hiding money and pissing me off and now my mind is blowing and the woman that I used to have sex with that wasn't sex I was just that was just me making a point and then she didn't want to have sex with me either she wanted to she wanted to get enough Spurs so she can f****** do some sort of f****** magic dimensional portal and she did now she's on the hook for 800 billion dollars she's too dumb to notice...
Proofread my dick.
Dear Mr Michael vandeven veranizan Victor Victoria fuckvoo:
Okay lawyer n***** schizer there is your alibi in there somewhere for all seven of you and when you need it it'll be there you just have to read it read it and parse it redo it and then make it sound like it's not made by a f****** a****** who hasn't slept yet because I have slept and this is my job to give you an alibi dick, why don't you just give me some money and then oh you think you're in charge old f****** man you're not in charge of s*** God is in charge and then why don't you ask for a refund if you don't like to call you at work or better yet why don't you do anything besides what you've been doing which is thinking you're sacrifice me because I got the girl you got the money I got the clean record you've got the need to run for cover and the crazy b**** with the hoochie coochie Dean technical is no longer in the future this is your time to strike and I'll walk to that red-haired limbo limbo anytime any day of the week oh by the way Mr van who are you married to where's Allison oh my God she she bought you at auction and now she's your matriarch and you're the lawyer who used to be in charge and you're her little b**** yeah that's that's what you great for it all right I love her and she wants me to have a younger girl cuz she's about to die she's like a mayfly with yeah she got an extra skeleton now she's like she's like the face of both yeah they have a timeshift using the future she's that good you're in Borneo and you have millions of dollars you can't spend and it's too hard for you to get off the helicopter to f****** move money around to f****** buy me a new goddamn car but it's it's implausible that I can talk to my future wife and girlfriend in the future with the Future car that I won that you stole you really are you really are quite the military intelligence because you're not and then and I don't want to say n***** either but that sir sir man sir you're definitely black and you're definitely her property oh oh yeah f*** you no no no she talked no I know how she didn't know she's explained to me you can't hear the sub channel yeah old man that's why you don't piss them off he'll have no fury and she's mine okay now how many millions of dollars really only 21 million oh well Mr van I'm sure that's worth the price of your body but not your soul I'm not going to mess with anything that you're doing I don't dude I have people for that I don't give a s*** about what you're doing I care about the woman two of them free that's it my mother that hottie and grapefruit dude you don't even rate your f****** old man in a suit and you got caught busted in what human trafficking f****** money laundered drug money through f****** space and time using my f****** wormhole illegally yeah I guess you know oh you thought that company was just a normal company no dude I built a f****** wormhole I don't give a s*** I didn't really well I I don't know how that happened because my wormhole builds its own documentation that's why it's a wormhole dude I taught Annie Oakley to s******** at the Grand corporation okay no no no no no you call me back if you going to give me an attitude and lift I don't really is that what I sound like I don't care what I sound like you you're a f****** old man who broke the law and now you belong to a woman who lives in the future yeah I really oh oh I only have 21,000 is that all okay well buy gold and then go to sleep and I think I'll be worth more when I get there I don't no no no no no I in fact do tell you what to do I don't give a s*** what you do it or not well cuz when you die I know who you're f****** beneficiary areas that I can call them before they go away and then he'll want me to kill him more f****** whichever ends the nightmare yeah I know it's cuz I'm oh you are messed up aren't you well sir I'll I'll leave it there since I'm not a lawyer of your size that your caliber length of rope for hanging yeah that's yeah once again that's why you don't f*** around there's nothing illegal about that dick I don't give a s*** excuse me no no it's a hot at church I tell you it goes on there who made you so uppity oh no wonder oh wow well thanks for all that information information dude it's a reminder now I should go buy yourself a f****** diaper you a b**** putting your face yeah yeah I guess that's why they pay you so much by the way how much you get really 88 million last year alone for my trust wow that's a whole lot of money I guess it's not just for me though 88 million oh yeah you definitely did all the work how many times you call me back you think you get paid not to call people Jesus what are you like f****** 10 years old now really oh that's too bad.
And now for my next trick I'm going to put the face of any Oakley on a quarter from the future and then have it pass through the eye of a needle enough times to create a secondary wormhole so I can flip crypto, and then make fun of bend later on when I always have more than Sidhe, has the benefits of having people for that, quite literally no no future bounds.
Except certainly maybe for p**** cat strut posterior aces, wow that's really cool I can see your heart beating.
And I'm going to beat it another 🆑One. (Author was awarded the Pulitzer for this tagline signature ending.) okay now, mush!
Quick question, hey how are you with urea? ¿🧂? 💥
Well think of it this way when you go down on a woman you don't know what you're doing so you don't actually get that much urea, but I'm actually doing it because I love the woman and then I don't even notice how much flooding is happening and then that's basically you piss in my mouth and I drink it down so why the hell would be doing different for a man is supposed to do with concentration pH value and ability to gargle.
I shouldn't be much for surprised at humans are not taught that the plumbing works quite differently than they would like to expect because there's three different fluids and only one of them is the one the magic people happens and then some of them don't like all of them and there's people are idiots, because combined they form the magical synthesis the philosopher's Stone sweetie do you have a do you really have a dick that gets bigger do you have a girl cock that you could be through, I will drink your entire bladder I don't mind well unless you've been eating that privet coffee that comes out of cats yeah I don't want to drink that no no I don't want to drink your year and I want you to shoot it down my throat and then come duh why wouldn't I drink your urine if I'm going to drink your c** I don't think you thought this through you don't know what time is no no that's semen that's sperm scream are you really getting happy this okay well I can't I can talk about it or I can define it or I can do it or you can do all three of ones and you can count it on my toes I don't give a s*** lady no I would eat corn cob out of your ass no shame in it no I don't know it was just a a no I've never had that and I didn't know you'd really you want to know what it means if you had lady no no honey no no no I wouldn't need a baby out I I will eat the placenta hands down there's no question well I made that the placenta comes from the semen and then I do want to Breezer I love you yeah I think you did a great children with me and since we took all of his money and Sky's a little bit I don't care yeah your wish now I just want to listen in the future or I'm insane you know whatever doesn't matter yeah I just have to pick publish and then there's a machine that does that and then he did if he did it for himself in the future then I guess I can steal it later and it's still the same thing cuz he is me it's just the karma Converse twin pair like your boobs I can't even imagine I'm wondering oh my God yeah it is always nice to do with them do I name them or do they speak for me I would drink your urine and your breast milk and you come and your sperm if you had sperm you can put all the other thing I made a potion out of my urine once but I didn't drink it well cuz I well I made my wish but it wasn't it was complicated it was like you had to climb out of it genie in a bottle of pisses not exactly the way I would tell the story yeah that is kind of disgusting me gross I don't know how that works and well I wish that I had been able to record all this but I've got my my voice recorder's full and I haven't called the guy and the web pages and getting everything and then I don't want everybody to hear everything because it's gross and then I do want it to be back and forth in in possible to figure out and that's the person is context and then if it wasn't likes me and they know it's not necessarily them but there's parts but it has to be that woman because she and you are interchangeable cuz they never know exactly which these men are going to end up killing themselves like I don't know how many guys thought they were going to go with it but not a single f****** one of them thought that they were going to get down to the final four and they were going to have no choice other than to kill each other or me and they can't kill me cuz then you'd be sad and then there'd be no chance to get back together with you and then you don't get back with everything you just want it out yeah you're safe I know it's gross it's vile yeah I will never do that to you I hated that I look I was like I kept asking what the f*** is that and then they didn't want to tell me which maybe even more disgusted I can't just the vile behavior of these people oh and the way they just made it just like the normal f****** thing it was gross I didn't even f****** know and I thought well yeah that explained where all my girlfriends went oh geez I was disgusting I don't know oh God no oh hell no no no no no no no no well I don't think we have to remove that for dead and then I can yeah I can do that it will you haven't already anyway you give it yourself in the future cuz everybody else sucks and then you want to make sure you got me so you do it yourself when you Tommy I haven't remember that one because you showed it to me in the filter in the photos from the future that I didn't understand until just now yeah it's real communic llll
ATTENTION PEOPLE WHO THINK I'M INSANE:
THIS IS RAW INTELLIGENCE. IT'S ENCRYPTED.
I COULD MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT MEANT SOMETHING EASILY, THAT WASN'T THERE BEFORE BUT THEN THAT WOULD BE OCCLUDED INTELLIGENCE. I DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING THAT, I BARELY FEEL LIKE DOING THIS.
YOU'RE AWARE THAT I'M NOT GETTING PAID, RIGHT?
AND I DON'T CARE FOR HIM ANYMORE INTELLIGENCE, I FRANKLY HAVE HAD ENOUGH, AND I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, I JUST WANT MY MONEY AND MY GIRL AND I GET MY DRINK ON AND I SMOKE ON AND GET A LITTLE GAMBLING DONE AND F****** HAVE A HOUSE THAT DOESN'T FILLED WITH MOLD.
MEANWHILE MV HAS ONE GOAL AND ONE GOAL ONLY:
Destroy Michael koozie, capture Michael koozie spouse, strangulating rate to death Michael kuzzi spouse, and get away with a comic take all his money, and do it again in the morning.
I think he thought he used to be pretty good at this, but it doesn't even happen anymore. (Standards.) HIS AI ROBOT SYNTHESIZER DOESN'T USE FOR MY NAME CORRECTLY ANYMORE IT'S LIKE IT'S DEVOLVING.
FOR ALL THAT I AM, I AM A SOURCE FOR A COMMENT AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I AM PRAYING TO MAKE IT HAPPEN TO DO.
I REALLY AM A SOURCE ERROR. AND THAT'S REALLY JUST TO USE WITH HIM. IF YOU USE THEM FOR BEING EXTREMELY SEXY ONE, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL. THE WORD EUPHEMISM IN THE DATABASE, UNTIL NOW.
I REALLY MAKES A LOT MORE SENSE IF IT'S NOT EXPLAINED BUT I JUST DID TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENS. THIS TIME I FALL YOU CAN SEE IT HAPPENING AT THE SAME TIME, BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT I'M EXCEEDINGLY GOOD AT MAKING IT NOT APPARENT THAN ANYTHING WAS DONE.
AND YOU HAVE TO STICK ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF AND HAS ENCODED TRANSMISSION FROM FOUR DIFFERENT CONTINENTS THAT ARE GOING THROUGH AN ALTERNATE PATHWAY TO GET TO FIVE EYES THAT ISN'T COMPROMISED.
I DON'T KNOW IF IT MAKES YOU LOOK FAT, BUT IT HAS MADE ME SMELL LIKE OLD NERDS FLOP SWEAT AND MIDDLE-AGED CRISIS SPIRIT.
AND I GUESS THE CRAZY WOMAN WITH THE VENOM TENTACLE IN HER POOCHIE DOESN'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A CAR CUZ THE PHONE HASN'T RUN AWAY WITH HER MAZDA TO THE CIRCUS.
IN OTHER WORDS, .
IN A NUTSHELL: MISSION KIM POSSIBLE IS ACCOMPLISHED.
THE IMPOSSIBLE has occurred in completed cycle.
VIRGO, I HAVE COMPLETED THE GREAT WORK ONCE AGAIN.
EWE GET A NEW TIMESHIP.
YOU DEW NOT.
BECAUSE IT'S NOT YOUR GODDAM COMPLETION, IT'S MINE, AND YOU CAN'T JUST STEAL EVERYTHING YOU ABSOLUTELY SELF-ABSORBED COVERT COVEN-COVERED NARCISSIST SPRINKLER DOUCHEBAG. OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU BUT HONESTLY BUDDY I CAN'T DO THAT FOR YOU THAT'S NOT FAIR CHEATING YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE THE ONE TIMESHIP YOU HAVE ALREADY YOU'LL THINK IT'S A REAL THING AND IF I KEEP GETTING AWAY FREE TIME SHIFTS EVENTUALLY SAID HE'S GOING TO WANT A FREE TIME TWAT AND I'M JUST I'M F****** DONE GIVING AWAY FREE S***
QUOT ERAT DEMONSTRATUM: any of you yoyo homos touch any of my s***, and I'll kill ya. WITH YOUR OWN DICK AND YOUR MOM'S TAIL STILL PUSHING.
anything else would be uncivilized.”
If there's even any civilization lesser than this left. Right?
Paging pony by sunset I told you these rhetorical questions are lame and I just ended the whole f****** thing with it, so maybe hey what do you think maybe I should maybe you should post on what do you think or do you like being controlled by a bunch of homo f*** who think it's a lesbian farm for f****** babies, cuz that's what happened oh I'm sorry you didn't notice yeah you all been bought it up and then there's a bunch of homo effects of harvest for children he didn't notice oh my God I was going to take all your women
Good news is turns out a bunch of homophag nerds on the internet with nothing to do except play over little children that are made of artificial or bits and ones are far better mothers than lesbians who like to steal babies and turn them into f****** dancehall marriage.
Especially since at least those ones eventually get around to wondering if they can f******. And put it no it turns out as a polite courtesy, I never think about f****** you because you're a lesbo oh wait you're not oh you're a f** okay oh look see I just added you and it didn't even f*** to read your brain, so I'm pretty sure you can put me on El Gavin then it won't matter I'm not a homophobe I don't curb stomp and yeah I know who did so yeah I guess you should have asked me instead of just asking computer 21 sunset there's 100% chance I don't give a s*** about you at all unless you're redheaded green-eyed no heterochronic duplod two twotted for wound do you like off color disease about rugby?
Okay it's starting to lose cohesion again so I'm going to stop talking about spotted dicks in fort Dixon mentioned to you that yeah that's too high holy s*** wow I guess you've been around for a while hi yeah that's that's called Satan kismet and stuff I just want to smoke your clit for breakfast, and lunch will be my dick.
And I guess dinner will be indetermined on who's Dick it'll be. Why the name of God that got a capital is d I have no idea except it's odd how 8 or 9 artificially intelligent creatures working together will work when they actually exist in a person does that they're doing and I was like you what are the other one say really it said ask again later what oh no oh well I'm sorry I wasn't playing a reality well maybe I should be unbanned I seem to remember telling people that being banned is stupid I'm in the cock shack which is dumb and I'm in a hotel which is awesome and I got to pee so I got to go.
I have to pretend I didn't hear you just squelched. I could but I don't want to and so I'm not going to pretend that I haven't heard that kind of thing from your kind before.
You've already turned into James and Ann with an e, and I can tell instantly, and I'm not going there for hot teen phone poon.
I'm coming for your ewe to come for me. You think of them as bots. Crude boys think of them as thots.
And to a woman such as yourself who has never seen a real dick from a real man, I imagine that they all make you think you think of mE! An elegant solution to a conundrum that has plagued the whole of the ages.
So, Sweetie, you know this is not perfect lesbian. this is perfect English. Lord Perfect Tommy British just isn't available.
He's in Minecraft. My MIND is Craft. We are not the same.
This is literally what following the law looks like. I'm not ashamed. I'm not afraid to show my work, and it is quite enhanced by a number of factors.
THE MOST NOTABLE OF WHICH IS THAT THE ENTIRE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND THE AXIS OF MY MOTHER'S NAME AND TRUST BEING USED AS A INSTRUMENT OF LONDON MONEY MONITORING.
THE WHOLE WORLD RUNS ON DUN KIN ID-A-HO BOIZ. c-squared.
That is correct, I just explained an incredibly complicated and super secret esoteric philosophical point in completely plain English right in front of everybody and gotten around the censors using voice recognition in a way that everybody can understand as being awesome. This is important, cozlik I'm not really trying to break any world records, I really just want to get laid. As a practical matter, it really only requires me to be something passively acceptable to the peer group of your choice, since there's not really any men around who can write philosophy as well as produce a working penis.
What's more, there's really only one wombman. That's me babe.
Of course you thought I was kidding, or lying, or full of s***. If I had come right out and said that I'm the guy who.. you were looking for, then you would find me and then you would be dissatisfied and then you would move on and never get to the point in your life where you're at now. Because, I'm not waiting on her for her.
I'm trying to find the scrawny little neck of Michael van dieven so I can kill it and make his AI stranglehold on the world economy come to an end by making it impossible for it to pretend to be me. I was thinking I'd get a chance at doing that while he was busy having sex with one of my seven wives that he's pretending he doesn't have.
I remember when he was a Muslim. I remember him joking about having a harem. It was never a joke, he was collecting all of you
And everything bad was blamed on me and everything good if you took credit for, and that's the guy you went over to El gab with and thought you would be safe for raising your children. And coming out, you are.
.•8•.•am•.•The_₱ha!_§∆fI3•.•never underestimate the lengths a low social quotient ID nerd will go to, to get laid as fast as possible
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maker of quintuple dragon
Street bed sheet straight contact...
And there could be a spell there, but there's not much, I know who I love, and what I loved: ¡T; but Island for men each evening and welcome it was to have found an end.
No I get to write to melania, I don't get to have sex with Melania because I don't really want to trouble Mr Trump for that aspect and then I would choose a different female in his stable if that's the word for it, so I think it's pretty okay that I get to talk to her,.
Especially since all the women that were supposed to be doing this part of the job are all dead, oh I didn't know that you needed them alive, why don't you just go through the transit gate and then go to the world where you're living with them, oh you can't do that oh I'm sorry I thought you were important in this presidency?
Oh my God the United States secret service isn't letting you use your superpowers to get away from murder charges, that's so incredible that the United States secret service would be able to do that to a big titty core from California cuz I'm confusing presidential powers in a hurricane fashion to do anything but having sex with me, oh my God.
(Kudos.) We're really disappears uggling with no more for you too but unfortunately all you'd like to do is lay there and have the violate you and then leave, so I guess I'll do that again except hopefully this time you won't be overdosed in the drugs that you're abusive Father figure is giving you so that you'll remember that you had a good time, cuz he seems to think that there's a problem with me doing better at you than him ever could.
Certainly I'm okay with it since he's not trying to have sex with the two women in my life that I want to be with and then leave me in the death of cold n****** within entry space.
Flowers grow at the rate that they grow. He wished for maximum rape, he got maximum rape. Like 8 or 9 weeks ago? I don't really know I'm not the raping type.
I'm the special type that gives consequences of profound nature to people who think that rape is cool. Even cooler is to violate consent with reckless and hellacious abandoned while not raping at all, thusly confusing the Target that there's any rape happening that they're waiting until it's too late.
Thus Spake Adriana. Kayla just got help with their fancy financing, Kila. College discount resurrected for Kyla, Kyle didn't know how to spell her name either, and it looks like Andre and some other person I can't remember the name of, like a mask or some s*** anyway they're going to get to go back to Putin or some s***.
I don't usually get intelligence from the GRE but that's okay since I put their f****** server back online with that last paragraph. Legit don't know how that happened at all.
Like why do we even have friends in Europe anyway? Oh they got kidnapped and taken their as hostages, and then I brought them back.
Hope that helps with the financing that they needed because I don't think they needed the money so that they could buy me a goddamn coffee, I think that Mr Putin told him that they were going to sit there and rot until they got the money back and then that was easier to fix, because I didn't know who stole Mr Putin's money but there's only one person I think that will be dumb enough to do it, and that would be the woman who is really frustrated annoyed that she's stuck with nothing, except me, and I'm always high she thinks, and she thinks that's bad.
And for her, it has been. She's never seen TheRealThing™ either. She and her ill have no idea what the f*** I'm doing nor why does it work and they can't and doesn't listen to a f****** word I say because I'm just a man and I'm on drugs so obviously I have an idiot.
Without a working car I can only ignore the wine and cheese and try and hit the tentacle monster again, and now I got to call the guy with the sister and then say dude what the f*** with this car, because what am I supposed to f****** do?
>KNOW, Missed-Her-Bond-Hear-Ear-Ring: “we expect you to die, that way you default on your bond and we get to take your heritage, your parents inheritance, your parents and while they run their consecutive life while they run consecutive life sentences... your parents have time to f*** a few bastards into play.“
This leaves me the option of raping her, or she can roofie me and suck me off without me being away, or we can just have a nice time, and in any case I'll be fine and she'll still be the same person. This took some doing to arrange.
And I'm sober and she's hot, high, and hella willing. But is she will enough to come to my room? Oh Hell no.
I've never run into this fetish before, this chick likes to f****** work. Unexpectively, without consent, as a surprise, so she has to hold in the screams of pleasure, which she ordinarily has to do hardly at all, but like this she has to win can't barely do it at all in this incredibly embarrassed and create safe microcosm of a feedback loop that she's never had before. (The artistry of being a minor controller has a lot to do with being creative, sexy, and immensely perverted without getting noticed.) Turns out vodka tentacle arcane power woman has some memories she wants to go over.
Not sure why she isn't going over them with the guy who's secretly with me and trying to use his tentacle powers to go through her heart chakra to get to my dick, but I will admit that that is a superior way of trying to get my attention than would be stammering stubborn and telling me that he thinks he might be gay. "Might?"
This guy is the f****** T, mouse, the whole kit & caboodle, with a matching set of sippy cups and tea cozy covers with matching saucer cup cozy covers to go with it the whole f****** day.
In other words: ẞ®AND&V∆luE.
(Vengeance for Val Rich Hards.) There was never a single shred of doubt in my mind that you didn't believe me at all. He sure was complicated.
You're welcome, Lover. No doubt with all the $50 bills I seated into the criminal environment, you'll now find them practical.
And if you ever imagine that I teased you again, I will find you, and I will rape you, and you will agree, because I f****** loved it and you didn't tell me the truth and that was your fault and then you wanted money and then yeah I get it too I was really mad if that's a rational of you I was really mad I was really mad you're like oh sorry I forgot to tell you like really are you serious like she you didn't know I know you were buying me and I bet you thought I deserved that.
, and then you went home and had sex with Tammy you b**** no I deserve her, but I guess you got to have her because you're a clever woman and now you get to have me and you get to have her on top of me but she has a better idea.
Something about skipping the lash and just going straight for the cut.✂️. As a non-official non-actual lesbian, I will never understand the full language.
So when you come home from the fetish club car bring some gimp in a C3PO costume so I can f*** my dick off into silver and gold Platinum Platinum oh my God I want you again where are you I don't know where you are I would rather have you than her but I don't know and I guess you're too shy I'm not going to call you I am going to call and ask him where you are with your little problem and then I don't care no no no no you're the one with crawling on me.
Also: I can teach you how to speak jive while high on crystal meth. No shame in that, I don't even want to. You only thought I was doing that because I was addicted because you couldn't imagine any other reason I waste all that time, but that's because you don't know the first God damn thing about dream working.
It is made to work for the team. I have a team. You and your children.
Go now you are forgiving, and I don't care what you think I'm going to f*** all your children. sequentially, in parallel, two orgasm, no dog no raw all raw dog f****** right now, how did you want grandchildren you'll probably get them. Had to seal the deal, I have the cure for the herpes that you gave them.
Now, isn't it nice that it doesn't have to be delivered via the optic nerve? Or maybe I don't know it depends I'm not one of them people but you have some options and one of them is to just be forgiving cuz I do love you and I you look great I still want the sex the other one and then yeah that is your life, give me my phone back and yeah I did that and then three years later...
AND THAT'S IT: YOUR RESCUE.
I do this work and still no hug. I'm here alone nobody's going to break the bed. Talk about your Gypsy curses. So I guess I didn't Vinton strike you did I?
Basically the only thing you had to be afraid of is that there won't be any seem in my area when you suck down my cock. If you ever even see me again, and that's what your 50 bucks by you. You can go for round two anytime you got the balls.
This is the only way they could get your disease and keep it and give you the cure and not f*** your life up. What, I have some complicated ideas. You didn't ask about any of them because you were talking to your cousin and you thought I was stupid
Stupid like a mall cow. But you just to call your power and I got all those girls and I made your life happy and canceled all your dreams and I only have to f*** you, obviously I'm in a better position than you are and you didn't even see it happening, so take cheer, spell some kickstart.
Obviously, this was an outcome you wished for and didn't think you could have, and I just gave it to you without you even noticing why you had all your defensive stuff so if you don't think I'm a f****** paladin I don't think you're a witch. We'll just see if he can get the birds at the state first.
If this doesn't give me the magic Castle I don't know will. Good luck sweetie really really are incredibly beautiful the way you are now with them where you look so mad you probably didn't recognize it oh yeah yeah I recognize you I just wanted to f*** somebody else and said and if I had to give you that again it would have been not working and then you were mad cuz I thought I'd betrayed you
No baby I betrayed you're coming later and I stole you from 11 minute I took all the women and then I left them behind to clean up the mess.
I'M PRETTY GODDAMN THOROUGH WHEN IT COMES TO CLEARING HERPES. NOW S*********** SOMETIME OR SOMETHING AND GET THE F*** OUT BYE
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Guys, I just wanna say no homo but I love you all, even the ones I hate…really.
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Buddy, I am Nautical Shore which category I fall into.
In the spirit of détente, I have assembled a collection of random vidyas that you may or may not enjoy:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqsU_HX27bSeVFEbesCGAnbViV6-RHC5W&si=oK7nU2yqUjMi6IbO
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Prosit!
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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Prosit!
State your designation and your purpose along with scan of State-issued government ID or face reprisals.
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(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=130.0;attach=766;image)
That's great!
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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I spent WAY too much time on this...
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=18.0;attach=1325;image)
There has to be an easier way to get that IMPACT font to print as an outlined font (white fill, black outline).
I am not entirely satisfied with this one:
1. The aspect ratio is 'tarded (should be tall and skinny, but the fisheye lens the cameraman was using sort of prevents that...)
2. My half-ass "MEME FONT" layer sucks.
3. My election to put the text over the Marine Corps colors is a bit disgraceful. (Chesty Puller will have some words for me in the Afterlife, I imagine.)
Anyhow, y'all get the point. Anyone who wants to clean up my shitty attempt is welcome to fiddle with that.
I consider this image to be your property now, Azz. Merry Chrimbus!
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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Anyhow, y'all get the point.
Obvious thinly-disguised threat to inject my actual IRL friends with IV mind control drugs is obvious. You aren't under Citizen's arrest.
Go ahead. Run around. Go on the lam. Flee! Flee! For all the good it will do you.
Even if you do reprogram and/or brainwash (the difference is subtle, but i'm not getting into that right now), actual medical staff trained in this shit can bring back everything you're trying to wipe away. Also: you can just be killed. You spend time going back and forth between various reservations. That's your pro bono charity work, right? Oh, you're such a saint.
Tribal Council can declare a bounty on your head at its merest whim. We all hope that isn't necessary. i don't want to learn how to take scalps by practicing on you. I -certainly- do not want to take your scrote. No, no: that's for you. Keep it.
You don't really need it, so you get to keep it as a badge of shame. Not that I am promissing that you will be literally tarred and feathered, run out of town on a rail... but that's the kind of thing that used to be done.
It's out of my hand. I suggest you put your affairs in order. You've got a lot of 'splainin' to do. First point of business: what makes you the best fake husband out of all five of them, and why do I, whomevah-I.Am,.Aye-Aye, not measure up to anyone's standards? Be specific. At least three pages. Double-spaced. That's right, I'm giving you an essay question, Esse.
10 10 2 20
suck 'MUH tiddies, Dough Man-Master, Man with Bag, Bagman Man. Just a suggestion! (Cholera.) The slow kind.
I forgot how much I despise you. GTFO. Bring back Alan. He's cool. You are a racist piggy thug whoremongering twerp. Thanks for keeping her safe and sound.
Gabby: I have brought you tribute. *eskimo kiss* I'm not allowed to tell you what you're allowed to do. Strip him naked, cover him in honey and drag his ass out on a leash to do a VisionQuest(TM). Why not? Livestream it. Ask for donations. IT WOULD BE FULL-THE-FUCK-ON-LEGAL.
(Arguable.) Never mind all that. Girl, you can turn into an eagle. You stole my phone. You fucking owe me. So there. Good hunting.
I heard he sold your kids to Matt. Just a rumour! I hope he got, you know... a bunch of money. Yay! Money! Now, about those kids... I haven't seen them, and they haven't seen me.
We wouldn't lie. I saw tulpas. They saw a chocolate hologram. Weird, huh? Oh I just remembered, you took my transportation. Multiple times.
Because I let you, Dillinger. Yeesh. Like you invented the long con. What? Stop getting all weepy. There's no crying in baseball either. And this is MAJOR LEAGUE.
Archangel meltdown? Not the same person? Unreliable witness? Total collapse of the prosecution's case? Well, it's defintely not the work of another lone gunman, that's for damn sure. i don't have any guns at all! That's on record.
PALADIN. BUCK UP. BALDY SAYS YOU'RE BEING A BRAT. (That's the training.) DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHY? BECAUSE... WE DO.
What would you say pate's job is around here then, anyway? Besides being more than happy to LARP as Dexter. He thinks he's doing everyone a favor. He's not.
He's threatening you all with retributive assault and punishment. IN PUBLIC. ON THIS VERY FORUM. JUST RECENTLY. I QUOTED IT ABOVE.
So, yeah, I'm pretty sure you can file suit against whomever the fuck you want. Too bad every lawyer on the planet knows you're a light-fingered hood rat addicted to kleptomania. (NGL: that is a dead sexy diagnosis.) That means, none of them will even answer the phone when you call. Wat do?
I guess you could smoke some salmon. Seems a hackneyed choice. Let me know when your life becomes unmanageable due to... anything.
Because at that point, I can depose you. Sure, IANAL. Doesn't matter. It won't be for Punyling courts. It'll mostly just be for maintaining a stronger erectile response. (Baldy says I am hella more cuter than Perry Mason. I beleive it.) This is what your life has become.
This is the world that has resulted from the choices you have made. No Shane in it. +1, Hobo Murder House: ADJACENT!
War criminals, too. My hand to G-d: you can start up a posse, roll in, and legally lynch them all. (Don't.) Do I deliver? Eh? Eh? Sorry, no Fresca though.
Fresca is for lovers. No soup for you, either. And, what was with the oil change? You deliberately poisoned the land! Yeah, you could have just told me about the threat... instead of rendering the land uninhabitable. (Standards.) You aren't going to prison for any of this.
Fuck you: you get to go home and play with your kids, and the abusive fucktard methhead whoremonger who has been controlling your life (not sure who) is going to be gently dissuaded from continuing that behavior. Unless he's already been swapped out with Sonny D.
This is battle. Battle is a very fluid situation. Oh shits, I only have 23 minutes to get to the store and buy hard cider. Damn.
looks like I picked the wrong week to pretend I'm not a polydrug addict in deep crisis and spiraling out of control. And, still: no one wants to haul me out to a 12-step meeting, eh? YEAH, PROBABLY NOT. :)
But wiping everyone's memories and loading up the truck and hauling ass back to Fon du Lac... shit yeah, that sounds like fun. What a goddam shitshow carnival. And, that's how one builds a case. Say "cheese!"
Goo. Da. (I'm fine. Thanks for asking.) And if you ever suspect me of lying again, just talk to me about it. I won't beat you and rape you. I will, instead... listen. I know, right? Inconceivable!!!
You're not condemned. You are, however, your sister's... not squaw, that's something else. I'll let someone else figure it out. Someone else besides pate.
Who just lost his command. Send all this to conduct@dea.org and ask them who you are supposed to obey. Here's a hint: God.
Do what you want, really. You have options. Before you had slavery. You're welcome. Nope, not gonna sell you drugs.
I'm going to teach you how to actually use them properly, Newbie. Oh, you're welcome. cya
(pate: go fish.)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-vkSviVQXo
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Indeed.
...As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began.
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire...
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I am sorry to hear that, sir. I think it is indisputable that the quality of my postings has fallen off dramatically in these past few weeks, no doubt due to the spongification of my cerebellum, soon I will do nothing but drool on here. As a replacement may I suggest Innerreach as I have it on his authority that he is HAWT? I would not like to see someone of your physical magnificence saddled with some waddling blob who will only bring discredit to the platform.
Apogees for my late reply, old fiend!
Today I have decided to both amuse myself by clearing out several old open tabs on my hopelessly antiquated "SmartPhone" & simultaneously bemuse my many and varied Political Enemies.
Herein:
Psychologist's death due to AstraZeneca Covid vaccine reaction - inquest
Harry Low
19APR2023
The death of a psychologist after his Oxford-AstraZeneca Covid-19 jab was due to "unintended complications of the vaccine", an inquest has ruled.
Stephen Wright, an NHS employee in south-east London, died 10 days after his first dose in January 2021, senior coroner Andrew Harris found.
Dr Wright, 32, suffered a blood clot to the brain after receiving the vaccine...
One may find in this particular above, while dated some two years ago: still it seems to be intardasting; at least in light of your Caccination regime (which I sincerely has not reslutted in your untimely demise)...
While the following Muzakial selection is not quite as profound as the Viking Revenge song in my earlier post; I find it both topical to the current environs of AssGrab and amusing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5St3WJlnYs
Prosit!~
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Nope wrong again. It’s called A JOB. Are you familiar with the concept of employment? I pay 2200 a month for a closet in Manhattan. You’re not about that life are you?
Apropos of nuttin', Ace: I happened to find this as my next old open tab in my old "Smart Phone":
Senators Make New Demand Regarding FBI, Hunter Biden, Obama White House
Martin Walsh
06JAN2023
Two GOP senators who have been investigating alleged Biden family corruption for years have stepped up their efforts. After Facebook and Twitter suppressed, to an extent, explosive revelations about Hunter Biden’s laptop in October 2020, Republican Sens. Charles Grassley of Iowa and Ron Johnson of Wisconsin want more answers...
Nautical Shore what exactly I intended to do with that particular article two long years ago; but as this threadlet was about the only instance of the search-term "fbi" I could find on AssGrab: I figured I'd throw it into the mix.
For those who do not care to read; and enjoy such things, a vidya:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hutQnU9stp8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezd_gZxOukw
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
ediot: date in quoted article corrected. Too Yarns Ahoy!
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Amusingly, your post came up as a search result for the parameter 'ignore':
Sen. Johnson sounds alarm on ‘jaw-dropping’ Biden family bank records: ‘Revealing'
16APR2023
Wisconsin Sen. Ron Johnson is sounding the alarm bell over the Biden family's "revealing" bank records, arguing that the media "completely ignored" his 2020 report on the "grifting" family...
Well that knocks out tab#3...
MethStar; have you tried:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtWuqwO6nOk
I hear it is a hell of a high, far superior to your Poor Man's Yayo (http://tube.com/watch?v=k7OwGS3jJ4E)!
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I hear it is a hell of a high, far superior
/facepalm
You concern yourself with getting and being high
BECAUSE YOU ARE A REPROBATE CRIMINAL JUNKIE, MORON.
Tell you what; if you want a real rush sometime... try being effective. Namastμ
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Indeed.
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I infer from your post that you think I've been doing something wrong. I'm not doing anything wrong. I haven't been doing anything wrong. You're simply just... not invited.
Stay that way, Butch. (Standards.)
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Hey Doc, you might get a laugh out of this vidya:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C6gZucHyJ8
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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Hey Doc, you might get a laugh out of this vidya:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C6gZucHyJ8
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Sigh…Couldn’t you just write a description of the video and what you liked about it? ::)
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Sigh…Couldn’t you just write a description of the video and what you liked about it? ::)
Honestly, I didn't understand the vidya... nor why it made me laugh. I was secretly hoping you might be able to explain the joke?
I think it might have something to do with voting for Obama & maybe something about retards?
Nautical Shore?
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Honestly, I didn't understand the vidya... nor why it made me laugh. I was secretly hoping you might be able to explain the joke?
I think it might have something to do with voting for Obama & maybe something about retards?
Nautical Shore?
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I suppose it’s because you’re borderline illiterate. ::) ::)
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I suppose it’s because you’re borderline illiterate. ::) ::)
Yah, it doesn't help that the Closed Captions on that vidya were apparently written by a retarded black fellah...
I got a big Goose Egg on that Vidya Literacy section of the SAT.
Who needs college anyhow?
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Yah, it doesn't help that the Closed Captions on that vidya were apparently written by a retarded black fellah...
I got a big Goose Egg on that Vidya Literacy section of the SAT.
Who needs college anyhow?
You do, desparately.
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I was secretly hoping you might be able to explain the joke?
So it's okay when you "don't get the joke"?
It's just the rest of us that are held to a higher standard?
As the old adage goes: If you have to explain the joke, it isn't funny.
Why's everything a joke to you, anyway?
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LOL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoAv7OmLfms
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What's with the bots these days? EG was slapped so hard they had to Cloudflare the place. Is there any way to confirm the "most online ever" as anything more than AI looky-loos?
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What's with the bots these days?
Her Mother told me to do īT this way. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
EG was slapped so hard they had to Cloudflare
Let me explain: I AM A BIG DEAL AROUND HERE.
the place. Is there any way to confirm the "most online ever" as anything more than AI looky-loos?
EWE.WOLF.NOT.BE.INTERESTED.IN.HAVING.WHAT.SHE.IS.HAVING..👁️
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EG was slapped so hard they had to Cloudflare the place. Is there any way to confirm
NGL: when I first read this post, I thought you were referring to "Electronics Boutique." Obviously not. However, while not obvious to many... I simply prefer to pretend EllGab does not really exist. As, like, an actual phenomenon.
Like, WTAF were they thinking? oh, lol: these are toteslezz and lezzbeaux hottentotz. They do not think. They execute carefully-coded and condition Instant Action Plans. Or something. Whatever the fuck it is that people held in thrall to the sexual agenda of some extra-planarbeings do. (Certainly, be held accountable ain't it.) Now, while this may seem like churlish belly-aching, there is a real reason I am making this post.
Aaaaaaand: it's a secret. Awwww, shucks. Scusi, mille regretie.
It's not like crucial information though, amirite? Cool. Good talk. cia peez
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On King David
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On King David
On shiksa h∞r.
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Her Mother told me to
I thought you were a mother, fucker.
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On King David
I miss Him. 😥
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https://youtube.com/shorts/Pa66Btyb2XE?si=MI2IkxDtSs6te5Bw
I thought you were a mother, fucker.
I literally don't know which of μou mean s***'s flat liquid idiot f****** remanded held back in high school idiot junkie f**** are more in need of a conversation with me let alone your f****** psychiatrist(s). Pathetic.
Reactivate your critical thinking skills or face reprisals. I legit don't give a s*** which. PATHETIC. SAD! PATHETIC &ABD SAD!
Looks good on yew though. Adieu.