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AzzGab => Opinion => Topic started by: Jackstar on January 01, 2022, 09:35:33 PM
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Look, look, read, read: at the time, I really didn’t believe that I had any friends at all.
Ooops.
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Got any ground cherries? I’m gonna need a couple
kilos POUNDS.
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NO
I DON’T WANT ANY G-DDAM BANANAS
LEAVE ME ALONE I’M STUDYING FOR CLASS
*SLAM*
https://youtu.be/I0KOy6H-s6w
Still can make out pieces with the opening sewed shut
Yeah, parts of me are slowing down, time is speeding up
Spiders crawling everywhere, infected Japanese
You can tell all your friends you're just a tourist
but you can't understand what they have planned until you try to leave
Feels like I've been here before
Yeah, I don't know anymore
And I don't care anymore
Feels like I've been here befo
Cold and black and infinite, with nothing left to lose
If you try to keep the flies away, the makeup hides the bruise
Her branches are the bones that break, become a perfect line
And no he won't just be a man who's sometimes,
he won't just be a man who's sometimes
Feels like I've been here before
Yeah, I don't know anymore
And I don't care anymore
I think I recognise
Yes, I have been here before
Yeah, I don't care anymore
Don't give a fuck anymore
Yeah I don't care
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BTW, I have heard that your death is a priority for the Dalek race. Don’t worry; I’m on it. You might wanna suspend your MyProduce page, though. I’m just sayin’.
Either way — you are good. Busy. *CIAO*
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Dearest Irving,
Hey dumbass! I ordered ground cherries, and instead you sold me cancer cherries. Check with one of your suppliers and then get a second opinion, because the rest of them are complete assholes. Someone should be able to tell you the truth — and I’m a G-ddam repeat customer, not a Traveling diagnostician.
That being said: HOPE YOU ENJOY THE EGGPLANT, MOTHERFU— *click*
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ARISE, AND BE HEALED.
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Dude, f****** cancer. Did you even go get a blood test yet? I'm telling you, f****** liver function, f****** kidney function, and your f****** cock functioning too, you G-ddam f****** fridge m***********.
I'm not going to give you a click because you wouldn't even know what to do with it if you had it. I'm busy. Also Data saw a straw in your head. Fancy that.
Gentle end of line. The fucking apple maggots get worse every year. I'm telling ya. G-ddam.
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Dearest Irving,
I heard you like having (blank) so I bought a (blank) truck.
Love,
Knigge Emp. Emer.
p.s.: IT'S {GERUND:PROFANE} (BLANK), MOTHERFU—
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SENT
1/16/2022, 10:52 PM
PA
K
KUCZI
Subject: We No Longer Write
From: kuczi@unicorntoday.com >
To: <(PROT)@gmail.com >
NO TEXTS
NO EMAILS
NO WRITTEN COMMS
PERIOD
FOREVER
JUST CALL ME
OR
GO AWAY
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Tell brig I said "Hi!" I miss her.
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Tell brig I said "Hi!" I miss her.
NOW I HAVE VOMIT ON MY SCREEN.
TIME TO PASS OUT WITH A NEEDLE IN MY ARM.
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NOW I HAVE VOMIT ON MY SCREEN.
Just so long as you don't brandish a weapon at me one more goddam time, we're Golden.
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TIME TO PASS OUT WITH A NEEDLE IN MY ARM.
... is it Wednesday already?
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Sup.
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Tell your (blank) daddy to grow the duck up.
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I have no wish explain... how I saved my friend, other than to say that I didn't have to rewind time, sell out to Jews, or let me friend’s mother feel like she had failed. I'm guessing that she was brainwashed into whining to my mother about the money that her whore of a daughter thought that she needed. She didn't. She simply felt taken advantage of. Because she had been.
Well, that happens. What also happens is that people experience unexpected consequences for lying to me. However... she was working, and she literally couldn't tell me the truth, because, she would have been killed.
And she didn't know anyway. So, no need to be hating... and now, I don't know how much of that she's aware of, but, she's not living in a crippled meatsuit about to be sacrificed, and... two other dingbats who deserved that kind of thing way more, had to, I guess, take her place? Interpretation of telemetry becomes difficult at this point.
Because I can see how it was completely inconceivable that I would have been about to do anything about it... so why bother to acknowledge that I was the primary victim? After all, I was just an anchor baby. I didn't even deserve to be there. And my father, wow, what a schlub. He sure pissed everyone off.
Or... did he? I have no idea. And out of respect for everyone... I have chosen to not inquire further. I can guess it was, like: pretty bad.
And now that everyone is closer to fine (don't traffick minor children, IDGAF how much you hated the father, I guarantee you, another Inigo Montoya situation can really ruin your whole lifetime of plans), and no one really knows anything, now is a perfect time to... pretend to have a brain tumor! Again!
I didn't want revenge. I didn't want taboo sex. I wanted ANSWERS. Well, I have them. And I, for one... am glad that I can easily not explain how it all happened.
It's super embarrassing. Especially the way I handed everyone their own lunch back to them after showing them how to eat it and filling up their own hat with my own shat if it out.
I know that sounds crude and uncivilized. Good. The real story is even rise, and I don't want these people to obsess over it. A lot of police officers commit suicide, I've read.
And I can see why: it's a great way to spy on your daughter before telling her, “hey btw sweety, we're oinkers, we don't actually die if we're on duty... we got a system, us Lions. It's a secret. So stop secretly hiring Polish massage therapist. I saw you. While I was a ghost. You get it? I'm your father, and I'm immortal, and... no, you can't buy life insurance on me. But I can but it on you.
Because reasons.” okay, its not like that at all. Anymore. And it never was. Allegedly. I didn't know what it was like, and it is not my intention to cause there to be more depressed police.
How were they supposed to know that suicide was a bad idea when it came to travelling through time? All they had to do was... oh, never mind. That part is actually a secret. Also I know nothing of what they were doing when they decided they were in charge of who got real drugs, and who didn't. Maybe they became M.D.s when they came back from Heaven? Who am I to say? I'm just a patsy⁷s anchor baby. What do I even know at all, besides my civil rights?
And how to not betray my country after becoming addicted to Magick Fentanyl, but that's a really niche, edge-case scenario, and really only made a difference while the country was being attacked... by, like... soccer moms selling dime bags, or whatever it was. I forget.
It's probably just something I made up for attention, right? Oh, totally. I'm happy to not fill in the blanks. Because I am really embarrassed.
For them. Who? Well, MENSA, for starters. How smart could they be? Pfft.
Maybe it's a secret. Oh yeah, and about that: I'm a Level Zero Deputy Secrets Paladin. It means I decide what has to be secret, and what the Chinese already know, so, like... why bother? Oh, right.
Can't be letting wimmins and the darkies know too much, right bros? They come before plowshares, right? RITE.
Stop panicking. You're all gonna be okay. You already are okay. And Masonic Security remains unbreakable.
So: don't sacrifice it to Jews again. Or whatever it was. Obviously not that. That was a joke. I thought it was funny.
Like, your little handshakes. That's funny. Uhm... Yeah, for sure. Gotta make sure someone can be trusted. Because... Business is serious, and Sirius is business. Okay, good talk.
I am not a threat unless you're gonna rather be dead then embarrassed, and I have no wish to breed your daughters. Until they want one, and people tell her “no.” At that point, she becomes eligible for magick Hungarian triplets! Maybe. I don't know. I'm still thinking this over.
tl:dr; no sense of humor, but, you know what's best for me and you and everyone, huh? Wow, what do the Knights of Columbus know then? Like, the same things, but without being effective?
NGL: IDGAF. Namastμ
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I am happy that i can be helpful to Life, The Universe, and ... a rag-tag crew of caboose-hopping >KC-clowns — who look ridiculous, BY DESIGN.
I do not hold that against them, nor do I need to know more aboutv why that is. I can respect them without more discussion, interrogation, or ... conversation.
That's why i get this gig, and none of you knowing any of this, or what it means, is why you know — YOU KNOW — that it's not *for* ewe.
I don't mean to be rude. it is what it is. I have no wish to make it worse, and sow: I won't.
I will stand by idly and watch people make it worse for themselves, though. Free will choice, aka “The Prime Directive,” applies here. ẞ¡g TīĪVĪīÊ!
I love my life and all within īT. That includes all of you adorable twerps. I don't mean to condescend.
But, yeah. Some of you fucked up pretty large. No shame in it; mistakes are how we all learn.
Not everyone makes a cottage industry out of it; or sells out their own species in order to make a clean, quick buck. (Jews do; sow... DO NOT BE A JEW. KTHX.) Hate is deeply self-destructive, you know?
Tech that tricks people into destroying themselves ... ought not be too-too illegal then, eh? Man proposes; G-d disposes.
i am here to own Leígì-h help. ¹⁴⁸°‰forVV∅i\!—•′`;G,‘`•— ĪLŪ,ilμ👁️♥️🧿💚👀❤️🔥💋🐏🐑🐏🐑🐑
The inherent challenges in maintaining Operational Security while communicating in quasi-public are always going to be a part of Life. Why does the human eye distinguish more shades of 🍏 than any other colour?”
Because... there is a predator;
that seeks to feed upon Humanity.
And that will *NEVER* change.
Eternal vigilance of the price of l🗽ĪBERTY. ←point∅(blank)_____•..7••⁷∞⁷|§ī⁷