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Title: Jak Pranks Azz
Post by: AZZERAE on January 07, 2022, 10:21:59 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v1J_pRAUS4U
Title: Re: Jak Pranks Azz
Post by: AZZERAE on January 07, 2022, 10:51:45 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IpIN66z-ovU
Title: Re: Jak Pranks Azz
Post by: AZZERAE on January 07, 2022, 10:53:04 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QAjs7QVccA4
Title: Re: Jak Pranks Azz
Post by: AZZERAE on January 07, 2022, 10:54:09 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0rNSL9YTb4I
Title: Re: Jak Pranks Azz
Post by: AZZERAE on January 07, 2022, 10:59:58 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K_LYCVXgpr0
Title: Re: Jak Pranks Azz
Post by: AZZERAE on January 07, 2022, 11:06:03 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wwdknivAPuE
Title: Re: Jak Pranks Azz
Post by: AZZERAE on January 07, 2022, 11:06:39 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mUoshNw71mo
Title: Re: Jak Pranks Azz
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on January 07, 2022, 11:12:48 PM
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Title: Re: Jak Pranks Azz
Post by: Starr Mountain on January 08, 2022, 07:47:44 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IpIN66z-ovU

What a hassle.  I'll stick with my walker, thank you very much. ;D
Title: Re: Jak Pranks Azz
Post by: Starr Mountain on January 08, 2022, 07:49:36 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QAjs7QVccA4

Oops. :-[
Title: Re: Jak Pranks Azz
Post by: Starr Mountain on January 08, 2022, 07:50:54 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0rNSL9YTb4I

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jak Pranks Azz
Post by: Starr Mountain on January 08, 2022, 07:54:08 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K_LYCVXgpr0

Chair abuse!  Fuck him!!! >:( >:( >:( ( ;D )
Title: Re: Jak Pranks Azz
Post by: Jackstar on January 08, 2022, 07:55:16 AM
Chair abuse!  Fuck him!!! >:( >:( >:( ( ;D )

Your mother.
Title: Re: Jak Pranks Azz
Post by: Starr Mountain on January 08, 2022, 07:59:10 AM
Your mother.

She passed away in 1992.
Title: Re: Jak Pranks Azz
Post by: Laser on March 24, 2022, 06:09:34 AM
Is Jackstar channeling Azzerae or is Azzerae channeling Jackstar?

Master Trollda doesn't sound very much like himself either.
Title: Re: JakPranks Azz
Post by: Jackstar on March 24, 2022, 07:01:29 AM
Is Jackstar channeling Azzerae or is Azzerae channeling Jackstar?

Master Trollda doesn't sound very much like himself either.

Quiet, you. This is no time for critical thinking. Only tears now.

EARL GREY. HOT.
Title: Re: Jak Pranks Azz
Post by: Jackstar on March 24, 2022, 07:34:07 AM
Master Trollda doesn't sound very much like himself either.

I had him replaced with Daniel “ninjashoes” (PROT). I figured it was the least I could do, and did I not wish to... SUFFER ANY CONSEQUENCES!!!


*cue ominous music*
Title: Re: Jak Pranks Azz
Post by: Master Trollda on March 24, 2022, 07:36:00 AM
I had him replaced with Daniel “ninjashoes” (PROT). I figured it was the least I could do, and did I not wish to... SUFFER ANY CONSEQUENCES!!!


*cue ominous music*

Nope. I’m still me. :P
Title: Re: JakPranks Azz
Post by: Jackstar on March 24, 2022, 07:42:42 AM
EARL GREY. HOT.

Azzerae is pretty pissed at me lately. I want you all to know this. He comes by it honestly. I really f***** things up for him again. (What is that even like? Is it like, seeing the tide come in? Is it like, seeing the fog roll in? Is it like seeing your mother's new boyfriend coming by to pick her up? Help me out here. Are there actual klaxons? Do red lights flash while everybody battens down the hashes? You have already taken away my ability to start polls, O Great Deity; what more must I do, to save your bacon yet again?)

That being said, when my fault is not at hand, my sympathy is not usually either. "Warning cool and lifeguard not on duty swimming don't risk” doesn't make for a very readable sign, but I'm pretty sure you know what I mean.

Anyway, I've been asking him questions and he's been not answering them. Not even the usual duck and cover with the triple–b dodge. Now, I know what this means: It means, something went “wrong,” and it's serious, LIKE REALLY JACKSTAR, GO TO DRUNK YOU'RE BED, and he's mad cuz he can't tell me about it. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE AT LEAST HE'S NOT MAD BECAUSE HE'S LOST HIS BEST FRIEND HE'S EVER GOING TO HAVE: ME, JACKSTAR DESTROYER OF DREAMS & POTTED PLANTS SOMEONE PARKED TOO CLOSE TO THE PARKWAY.

I get this a lot lately. Slow, quiet stare. “Conflict Of Interest,” they call it on the other thread.

You know, the one with all the lawyers in it.


ANYWAY I MISS Azzerae, BUT, I'M NOT REALLY TALKING TO HIM RIGHT NOW.


Hence: The Actor. More, after the break.
Title: Re: Jackstar’s Patton, Romell, & Peyton Place Pincher Maneuver (was: “kobold sta
Post by: Jackstar on March 24, 2022, 07:44:24 AM
Nope. I’m still me. :P

Can confirm. I have chocolate.
Title: Re: JakPranks Azz
Post by: Jackstar on March 24, 2022, 07:52:10 AM
Hence: The Actor. More, after the break.

I was just teasing, by the way. Everyone knows you're still (You). Hey, were you paying attention when somebody kidnapped (PROT)’s Mom? I didn't know anything about it, I heard about it later, I had to piece that together, I bet that was hilarious, you k-radtreds get to have all the fun without me >.<




AND, THAT'S WHY THE SURFACE OF YOUR WORLD ISN'T CINDERS YET, STARLINGS. YOU CAN THANK ME LATER, WITH ANYTHING BUT LASAGNA OR CHEESECAKE OR YOGURT MADE FROM APPLE'S MOTHER'S COOZE. THANKS IN ADVANCE
Title: Hungary Pranks Putin
Post by: Jackstar on March 24, 2022, 07:55:42 AM
Azzerae is pretty pissed at me lately.

I asked him a question I didn't know he couldn't answer; and, I'm sticking to it. I'm a naughty diplomat, I should know better. And, that being said: I do.

Also he called me a c***face. I think he's mad cuz later on he realized that's actually not an insult to me, since I'm totally gay and I love c****. And I didn't even call him a retarded schizophagic, I just used that joke, ONCE, and then he said it about himself over and over and over and over.

Undoubtedly totally compensating for something
Title: Hippopotamus Pranks Capetown
Post by: Jackstar on April 19, 2022, 05:11:08 AM
I asked him a question I didn't know he couldn't answer; and, I'm sticking to it. I'm a naughty diplomat

We're still not really conversing. What's he gonna say? "Jack, what you're saying just sounds so unbelievable," "no comment," and a virtually unbroken string of incessantly, invariably scatological non sequiturs are all this kid appears to have safely available in his Make Jack Feel Small Talk Tool Box these days. Reasons.... unclear, at this time. Yawn. Awkward pillow talk at best.
Title: Re: Hungary Pranks Putin
Post by: AZZERAE on May 10, 2022, 07:27:55 AM
I didn't even call [you] a retarded schizophagic...

Its id oriented.
Title: Re: [NAME REDACTED FOR PRIVACY] Pranks [NAME REDACTED FOR PRIVACY]
Post by: AZZERAE on May 10, 2022, 07:40:29 AM
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