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AzzGab => Opinion => Topic started by: AZZERAE on February 14, 2022, 03:54:43 PM
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Spread the love.
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Clean sheets.
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The warmth of a pet when they snuggle up with you.
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The feeling of jumping in a cold pool on a sweltering summers day.
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Hot coffee on a cold morning.
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Waking up from a good nap.
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Hugs.
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Friends who get drunk and call each other niggers.
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Siblings who get drunk and make really tasteless off-color jokes about incest.
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Having the personal cell phone numbers of multiple law enforcement officials on my speed dial.
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Owning a shitload of Rush CDs.
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Putting mistaken identity into a blender along with blackmail and pushing the button marked frappé.
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Absinthe.
The Fæ.
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Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, and Alexander Hamilton playing poker every weekend in a lengthy, indeterminate tournament of undetermined, open-ended length to determine who gets to be one of my pallbearers someday.
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Euphemisms.
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Finally being taught how to tie a clove hitch, with a pair of hard, pipe–hittin’ niggas & a blowtorch.
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Invitations.
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Bitchy little hoodrats sending me pissy little SMS messages whining about their lot in life without even getting the facts right, straight, or true.
Like, fucking nothing on target. Go fucking fish.
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Getting hit on fierce.
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Springing traps located adjacent to shopping mall exits.
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Knowing who my people are.
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Mulling over which branch of government to take over next.
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Smash TV.
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Bringing good things to Life.
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Knowing who my people are.
You have people?
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Smash TV.
But not Robotron 2084?
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You have people?
I've been busy.
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But not Robotron 2084?
The money isn't big enough. The prizes aren't big enough. I hate the Hulks.
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Bitchy little hoodrats sending me pissy little SMS messages whining about their lot in life without even getting the facts right, straight, or true.
Like, fucking nothing on target. Go fucking fish.
What would you do without a phone?
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Invitations.
Thats why you're so salty about never getting any.
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Thats why you're so salty about never getting any.
You figured this out now?
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What would you do without a phone?
Disappear off the grid and never look back. Always forward, ever onward—to the next library.
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You figured this out now?
So you're like a real loser!
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Disappear off the grid and never look back.
Off the grid living is for faggots.
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Being immune to name-calling—as well as most forms of cholera.
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The prospect that maybe, just maybe, (PROT) might come back.
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That song I wrote.
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All the other songs I wrote.
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A room equipped with six displays & five speakers.
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Finding old friends in parking lots.
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Sarsaparilla.
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Allies.
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No longer having to sit in one place when I'm waiting for a phone call. I can take the answering machine with me. I do miss those little real tiny itty-bitty cassette tapes though. Those were boss.
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Carrying around Christmas gifts on Valentine's Day while homeless in little black and red collapsible crates. Move over, Santa. I'm cooler.
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So you're like a real loser!
Having been one, it's easy to slip back into the likeness.
Yet, not preferred.
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Petards.
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Dodging.
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Lists.
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Laughing off death threats.
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Jack behind bars.
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Jack behind bars.
You think you know someone, then one day, there's a knock on the door, and it's Azzerae—Lee Intelligence.
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https://youtu.be/L_Ve9h1HNBA
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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Heh-Heh. ;) ;D ;D ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqQ5fI88mhI
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Tales From The Momside
I heard, the first thing Mom did — when she became ArchLich — was gag all the guards at Grimgott’s.
She did not do this so that she could (brape) them all in peace and quiet, no; she did this, so that she did not have to hear all the whinging & complaining about not getting chosen to go first.
Naturally, as ArchLich, she could have just had all their tongues removed, but allegedly... those are good for something.
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I want to recommend some excellent beard oil to the community.
Black Rebel utilizes ostrich oil as their medium, and it's the best feeling and smelling beard oil I've ever used.
There hasn't been a single fragrance applied to my beard thus far that I haven't appreciated.
Be well, IR
(https://i.imgur.com/5M05zEX.png)
If you don't have a beard, put it on your private parts.