you wrecked it >:(
I saved you from the shipwreck you caused while sleeping on the nincompoop deck, you Padawan-fucking grasshopper, (You).
Shut up you tard I was trying to do something funny and you wrecked it >:(
Welcome back! :)
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Thanks! I am only here on a small Charles Schwab grant to push Transgender and try to get manly American Consurrvative men like you to cut off their wieners as wiener offerings on the altar of the ancient goddess of wieners who demands wieners. Can I interest you in some home gender-reassignment tips from the WEF?
Hogwash; you did nothing of the sort. Now I see you have managed to get impulsive, suggestible bunny in front of a live camera with you doing your smarmy wizard act underneath, just as I predicted a year ago.
And now I have to slog through pages of you swarming everything that moves with your persistent logorrhea in order to find out what is going on, I don't think my mud boots will ever come clean.
"Narcissistic personality without exploitive features" my ass.
stay away from the kids, you sick freaks. >:(
Not sure who's going to teach them macrame then but whatever, you're the big clitty boss.
Macrame is an abomination unto the Lord.
Cool. Dispatch all the fudgepackers to the macrame detention level immediately. Make sure to take all their phones, too, we don't want them calling to any corporeal beings for help with a clove hitch.
No, thank you. Hey, gay it up all you want...just stay away from the kids, you sick freaks. >:(
No we have to get the wieners
Post, damn you, post! >:(
Okay, well — you're back. That is a delight. Go back to having fun with everybody else again. I'll start getting fat again immediately so you have somebody easy to kick around. I don't know if you're out of practice or anything but I don't see why I should make anything difficult for anyone — not after everyone has genuinely been so accommodating to me and my special interstate interests.
Are you interested in Transing? I need scalps.
No we have to get the wieners before they figure out what they're for. Otherwise you get homosexuals who never want to put it away.
No grooming! >:(
But my scrote!
That’s between you and your scrote, scrote.
Just let the gayness evolve naturally, as God intended. No grooming! >:(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qin4o5TXfzw
My dome’s gender is already augmented. What are the scalps for? She left a bunch of her underwear here, maybe we can make do.
Slap a pair on your head the next livestream
might look fetching.
I am only grooming you, honey, my Nubian prince
Better yet, as a face mask to Court next week. Usually I just wear them on myself underneath my clothing, but perhaps I should start stepping out.
That's what's going on under your skirt, sounds plenty Gender Fluid to me!
Say, have you considered chopping off your wiener? I have a Rapid Response Team of licensed mohels from Temple Beth Bupkis on speed dial.
I prefer the term NiggeRRRRRRR Prince.
You’ve got to pronounce the hard R. You’ve got to, mister!
cry like a tubby blue-haired nonbinary.
Jesus, what year is it for you? You and I have to have a conversation about how to have an understanding.
No conversations, I have at least a two-year backlog of your cosmological noodling to catch up on. You gonna trans or what?
No conversations
Whore. Go back to rimming her herpes infested anus while using Swype on the phone (PROT) bought for you while wearing the Nintendo Power Glove you stole from her kid’s lunch box to fill out a police report about how her other kid’s lunch box was stolen. If that doesn't make her come, fuckin’ nothing will.
Gross. I am not in your world.
So... you're telling me there's a chance! #totesconfident(https://data.whicdn.com/images/100692484/original.gif)
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I can't believe you expected me to believe that you married this drooling banjo player. Well, now's your chance to close.
Might as well.
.
Fat, short and desperate for me to trigger the activation of The Thunderdome Protocol is no way to go through life. SUN. Have some caffeine free herbal tea, you ignorant little bitch’s little thug bitch — it might positively effect your revolting B.O. and your persistent inability to follow through on anything relevant, ever.
Go buy yourself a lunch. I hope you choke on it.
I'm doing fine, thanks for asking.
"JEWELED ALIEN" : "SPITZ FIREDUST" : "METHUSULA PROGENY" : "SOYLENT PURPLE HAMBURGLAR" : "TRIUMVIRATE ARCH" : "ASS INDENT SEA" : "PLANK, DON'T RUN"Thanks! I am only here on a small Charles Schwab grant to push Transgender and try to get manly American Consurrvative men like you to cut off their wieners as wiener offerings on the altar of the ancient goddess of wieners who demands wieners. Can I interest you in some home gender-reassignment tips from the WEF?
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"Follow Jesus, Believe."
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Welcome back! BTW: your new Secret Service callsign is LAZARUS.
pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"
My old Chief of SeekRutty that I had to fire mid-KamPain 2020 has gone off the rails and I have yet to find a suitable replacement.
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Have you tried killing yourself yet?
Axing for a fiend.
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Have you tried killing yourself yet?
I simply refuse to communicate with anyone or anything outside the emoji articulation from henceforth.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYSMyWRFY5w
Welcome back, sweetheart. 🖖
Please, do forgive the nincompoop personalities gathering around your ankles, K.
They desire a good whipping from you.
https://youtu.be/u9FKh3UZlUY
🍌 #Hugs&Kisses 🍓
I can't believe you expected me to believe that you married this drooling banjo player. Well, now's your chance to close.
Might as well.
.
Did you see his picture???
(I am afraid you might reject me now :-[)
One hundred-twelve (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/112_(emergency_telephone_number)),FFSThree Day Weekend, FFSCode: [Select]"JEWELED ALIEN" : "SPITZ FIREDUST" : "METHUSULA PROGENY" : "SOYLENT PURPLE HAMBURGLAR" : "TRIUMVIRATE ARCH" : "ASS INDENT SEA" : "PLANK, DON'T RUN"K_Dubb, Attend:
It is so good to see you alive and well! I had feared for the worst, clearly you had given up the Intar-tubes for Lent: how could I have not realized that? The good things come in threes: first Easter, then my birthday and now your miraculous return!
Now, as to this latest idea of yours: I am having difficulty fitting your "cis/trans-wurst" idea into the MAPA Iinitiative; in short: I don't know if this can be an Official Plank in the MAPA 2024 KamPain, although I am well pleased to see you alive and well.
Perhaps you can form an independent Political Action Committee (with yourself as Kommisar, of course) and run that one to catch the likely small percentage of the multi-vote that might find that to be a Good Idea?
Outside of that, I think it might fit in well in the"Cruel and Unusual"Necessary and Normal Punishments KamPain Planck we already have in the "Platform," as it were.
SiriusLee, aye yam sew pleated two sea yew: eye feel Musaks oar inordinate, here:
https://youtu.be/dPCu8mQZWqU
Anyway your, intra-orthodox (https://www.learnreligions.com/orthodox-easter-overview-700616) return seems to dovetail quite nicely with an actual MAPA goal that I was pondering while performing the sacred Basic Lawn Maintenance during Lent (you may have noticed that I gave up on Stupid People for my Lenten sacrifice): "Follow Jesus, Believe."
I even came up with a nifty trucker-hat design that I think we might use to our advantage to fill the KamPain Coffers:
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I tried to keep it from being overtly religilous so as not to ostracize the fraction of the multi-vote that is atheist. I cannot swear to it, but I think Dr. MD MD might have bought one from one of my un-official KamPain merch online storefronts, Nautical Shore.
We have much to catch up on, and unfortunately the last official online MAPA KamPain HQ was destroyed in some sort of flame-war or something and I have found new digs in what I feel to be a more reliable and inclusive venue. PM me for deets on that, BTW. My old Chief of SeekRutty that I had to fire mid-KamPain 2020 has gone off the rails and I have yet to find a suitable replacement.
Welcome back! BTW: your new Secret Service callsign is LAZARUS.
pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"
hearty
I'm not invited to anything real.
Dear sir, thank you for the hearty welcome!!! I admit I had not considered how to fit Transgender into the MAPA platform but Trans is really hot right now and I thought we might delegate two Trans Ambassadors to reach out to that community and figure out what is going on with them. Since I assume neither of us wishes to sacrifice our weens, @Jacky and @Master_Trollda seemed like logical choices, and the warmth with which the proposal was greeted assures me of its wisdom.
@Jacky is already used to "they/them" since there are already several personalities rattling around in his noggin; he should begin swimming lessons immediately. @Master_Trollda can be our ambassador to the Black Trans Community, which may be small but is really loud for some reason, I honestly don't know what they want but maybe he can calm them down with a Scrabble set for easy pronoun assembly and maybe show them some vidyas.
Yours ever,
kblubb
@Jacky and @Master_Trollda seemed like logical choices
This is like the third time since I got back you have rolled over and shown me your belly, but I can’t help you.
#1) I'm just trying to fit in around here.
#2) I'm training to be a stunt double for "Deathblow VI: What's 'A_Colon'?" and I simplycan'tmustn't miss a chance to practice.
#3) I don't disclose that.
#4) I don't disclose that either.
#5) You should have let me play ball, Alternate Coach.
You should try it for practice.
you want to play chess.
I do play chess. I want you to play chess. There's a difference.
I am not fascinated by you.
I do not want to play chess, chess is boring. I am not fascinated by you.
he should begin swimming lessons immediately.
@Jacky is already used to "they/them" since there are already several personalities rattling around in his noggin
*nonchalant_catcalling*
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Dear sir, thank you for the hearty welcome!!! I admit I had not considered how to fit Transgender into the MAPA platform but Trans is really hot right now and I thought we might delegate two Trans Ambassadors to reach out to that community and figure out what is going on with them. Since I assume neither of us wishes to sacrifice our weens, @Jacky and @Master_Trollda seemed like logical choices, and the warmth with which the proposal was greeted assures me of its wisdom.
@Jacky is already used to "they/them" since there are already several personalities rattling around in his noggin; he should begin swimming lessons immediately. @Master_Trollda can be our ambassador to the Black Trans Community, which may be small but is really loud for some reason, I honestly don't know what they want but maybe he can calm them down with a Scrabble set for easy pronoun assembly and maybe show them some vidyas.
Yours ever,
kblubb
Canadian Mounties Looking for Millions of Dollars in Missing Gold
Muscleman, J
21APR2023
Canada’s national police force is investigating a heist at the country’s busiest airport that may have netted thieves millions of dollars in gold and other valuables. A container was stolen from an airport near Toronto. CTV's John Musselman reports...
my similarly placed phone (in the temporal-sphere)