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Title: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on April 19, 2022, 10:39:34 PM
https://youtu.be/bsNaALbbo7Q

And so it begins. Please sub to this cool bastard.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkMXTIdDGurA3Q43muBhvYQ

For unusual, informative, & fun content like this.


https://youtu.be/p6N2i95TGTY

 

Title: When AzzGab AssGard Encounters THE LEGION: The YouTübe Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on April 21, 2022, 01:29:15 AM
https://youtu.be/vpVT6X__ed0

https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1345148713518317569
Title: Re: When AzzGab AssGard Encounters THE LEGION: The YouTübe Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on April 22, 2022, 01:32:32 AM
https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1345148713518317569
cool bro. like that song.
https://youtu.be/P6Dp48rkHCY
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on April 22, 2022, 05:00:46 PM
So nice of Lita to do this video for me. She mentioned the hate Cradle of Filth was getting for their cover of this song.
I like Cradle of Filth but their version of Sodomy & Lust was god awful.

https://youtu.be/ueGWN1tEURw
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on April 29, 2022, 01:31:53 AM
So cool doing my first live in a couple of months.

https://youtu.be/92bSrJSIEv8
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on April 29, 2022, 02:53:17 AM
Also I should do a psa & say what a piece of shit this guy is.
I get really mad in this one.

https://youtu.be/inVCUwlgAZ8

https://youtu.be/NxviGrBMKKY


https://youtu.be/1JZGFjufJEY

https://youtu.be/gIkCFwE0lA8

Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on April 29, 2022, 08:22:25 AM
this might be my last post for a while.

https://youtu.be/5RT1Ujtt29c

https://youtu.be/0jRfoF7znIM

https://youtu.be/nt2Qs3p_ZlM

https://youtu.be/czgun9daYUc

https://youtu.be/UJH7A1mXRRg

https://youtu.be/1lp0VVjxPPk
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Jackstar on April 29, 2022, 08:44:29 PM
this might be my last post for a while.

She is out with David and I'm at home alone. I bless that union. I'm not even kidding. I totally saw that coming.


I'm at home alone.

#Fealty
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on April 29, 2022, 09:07:07 PM
She is out with David and I'm at home alone. I bless that union. I'm not even kidding. I totally saw that coming.


#Fealty

what was the last message you left me on fb about?

https://youtu.be/ueJCEIjevAI

https://youtu.be/G47Ku_Uaxns

Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Master Trollda on April 29, 2022, 09:18:14 PM
what was the last message you left me on fb about?

You don’t actually think he’s going to give you a direct answer, do you?

Let me guess: It was probably about Rubini or grapefruit or both, right? The same stuff he’s been flooding my inbox with as if I had something to do with it. He’s lost it.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on April 29, 2022, 09:23:28 PM
You don’t actually think he’s going to give you a direct answer, do you?

Let me guess: It was probably about Rubini or grapefruit or both, right? The same stuff he’s been flooding my inbox with as if I had something to do with it. He’s lost it.

Well i wasn't sure. it doesn't hurt to ask.
i still think he is a cool guy though.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Master Trollda on April 29, 2022, 09:30:25 PM
Well i wasn't sure. it doesn't hurt to ask.
i still think he is a cool guy though.

Oh, #me too and I wish him well but he’s clearly suffering from paranoid delusions or at least pretending to be. In all the time I’ve known Jack he’s never answered a question directly...ever. ;)
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on April 29, 2022, 09:36:32 PM
Oh, #me too and I wish him well but he’s clearly suffering from paranoid delusions or at least pretending to be. In all the time I’ve known Jack he’s never answered a question directly...ever. ;)
i don't know him as well as you.
But i got ya.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: K_Blubb on April 29, 2022, 10:00:33 PM
☝️In Jacky's mind we all live in his head as extensions of his ego (solipsism) so of course we all must be involved in the sordid happenings of his life.  That is why he shifts from directly addressing us to blending our personas with others, forcing us to play a part in his drama, accusing us of stuff we didn't do. If we stand in opposition to him in some way, we must necessarily be related to the other forces arrayed in opposition since we are all creatures of his psyche.  As a manifestation of ego it dwarfs anything I have seen before, and I've been around some weird people.

It's narcissism but not the "he sure thinks highly of himself" kind and more of the personality disorder kind.  I'd believe it was art, a literary conceit, an extended unreliable-narrator exercise, but it's consistent with how he presented himself in his psych evaluation.  Not a big deal, just a bit of spice in the azzgab bar.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on April 29, 2022, 10:05:25 PM
☝️In Jacky's mind we all live in his head as extensions of his ego (solipsism) so of course we all must be involved in the sordid happenings of his life.  That is why he shifts from directly addressing us to blending our personas with others, forcing us to play a part in his drama, accusing us of stuff we didn't do. If we stand in opposition to him in some way, we must necessarily be related to the other forces arrayed in opposition since we are all creatures of his psyche.  As a manifestation of ego it dwarfs anything I have seen before, and I've been around some weird people.

It's narcissism but not the "he sure thinks highly of himself" kind and more of the personality disorder kind.  I'd believe it was art, a literary conceit, an extended unreliable-narrator exercise, but it's consistent with how he presented himself in his psych evaluation.  Not a big deal, just a bit of spice in the azzgab bar.

wow. Thank u for letting me know.
at least i am finally getting some replies to my threads.
i thought you all thought my shit was boring i was getting ready to leave.
i know it's not about me though but i appreciate the input.

https://youtu.be/7kmT5llotS8
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: K_Blubb on April 29, 2022, 10:38:31 PM
wow. Thank u for letting me know.
at least i am finally getting some replies to my threads.
i thought you all thought my shit was boring i was getting ready to leave.
i know it's not about me though but i appreciate the input.

https://youtu.be/7kmT5llotS8

I have watched quite a few of your food reviews but I don’t think I have personally tried any of the items.  Have you tried the Cinnabon cinna-centers or whatever they are called?
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: AZZERAE on April 29, 2022, 10:44:09 PM
And Jesus asked him, "What is your name?" He replied, "My name is Legion, for we are many."

https://youtu.be/3-uls7AMIqs
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: AZZERAE on April 29, 2022, 10:52:22 PM
i am finally getting some replies to my threads.
i thought you all thought my shit was boring i was getting ready to leave.

How did the colonoscopy go?

Any updates?
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: AZZERAE on April 29, 2022, 10:59:32 PM
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Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Asuka Langley on April 29, 2022, 11:18:07 PM
I just watched your review on Old Wisconsin Honey Brown Sugar Turkey Sausage Bites. Sounds too sweet for my tastes but these things are cheap and LIT!

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Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Jackstar on April 29, 2022, 11:27:24 PM
I just watched your review

Whore.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Asuka Langley on April 29, 2022, 11:32:48 PM
I have never had kombucha in a can. I always drink SYNERGY Raw Kombucha in a refrigerated glass bottle It has a spicy burn to it.   

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8BaTfCtwCc

Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Asuka Langley on April 29, 2022, 11:38:43 PM
Whore.

Don't you have somewhere else to be right now? Like a Native American prison?

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Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on April 30, 2022, 12:05:07 AM
How did the colonoscopy go?

Any updates?

that was a while back that i had it but it went well buddy,

https://youtu.be/JTlpSaw3Ja8
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on April 30, 2022, 12:06:42 AM
I have watched quite a few of your food reviews but I don’t think I have personally tried any of the items.  Have you tried the Cinnabon cinna-centers or whatever they are called?
Thank u very much.
I never had those before but they sound really good.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on April 30, 2022, 12:08:42 AM
And Jesus asked him, "What is your name?" He replied, "My name is Legion, for we are many."

https://youtu.be/3-uls7AMIqs

100% true & cool song choice too.

https://youtu.be/r0YimMicUik
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on April 30, 2022, 12:12:52 AM
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https://youtu.be/wIeHb8_-GPg
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on April 30, 2022, 12:13:49 AM
I just watched your review on Old Wisconsin Honey Brown Sugar Turkey Sausage Bites. Sounds too sweet for my tastes but these things are cheap and LIT!

(https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/91a9ae9a-05de-4035-a57d-3bfcc7a3ab2f_2.4308ac7a3cbb69eb77d2aafc15f395ff.jpeg?odnHeight=612&odnWidth=612&odnBg=FFFFFF)

thank you my good friend
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on April 30, 2022, 12:15:19 AM
I have never had kombucha in a can. I always drink SYNERGY Raw Kombucha in a refrigerated glass bottle It has a spicy burn to it.   

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8BaTfCtwCc

It was really good. I know Demonic Pretty likes them too.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on April 30, 2022, 12:17:18 AM
Don't you have somewhere else to be right now? Like a Native American prison?

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-erySaNfVWWk/W8TcTF5LApI/AAAAAAACq6s/Y4bCqLi0dDQm_LE1utzjljeXgM4cS80JACEwYBhgL/s1600/44108577_2191680741117487_5209731313560453120_n.jpg)
I thought that was Chief Jay Strongbow for a minute. lol
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: K_Blubb on April 30, 2022, 01:11:30 AM
Thank u very much.
I never had those before but they sound really good.

I’d be interested in your thoughts on them!  Trying to figure out where they got them, the truck stop looks like an old Flying J from the colors but I didn’t notice a sign.  I loved stopping at those, sometimes they had those pepperoni-and-cheddar combo sticks that were like a yard long and bound you up inside for a week 🥳
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Jackstar on April 30, 2022, 01:33:12 AM
How did the colonoscopy go?

HILLARY CLINTON IS A WHORE {they gave like 9 of the memory blocker, he said he had to put in some more at the end all in a row because it was "starting to wear off" / Guess who talked to the anesthesiologist / and instead of the usual 2-4, he said, the guy gave me one fentanyl, which is okay, kinda, I mean I definitely would want some, but if something is wearing off at the end... instead of another pain med, dude gives me multiple hotdroppers of a memory-affecting agent that, I would at best call, "reflexively abhorrent."

Any updates?

She's fuckin' fine. Got some kind of marching order, not the trail nor tears, but definitely the taint. A conveyed sense seems to be that, wow, whodathunk it, if a person isn't a thrill-seeking charity-ride adventure-thrill seeking hunger (vampur) then... wait, oh, I guess.

(I'm told tempurary. Plausbile. I've seen him. And if I could make up anything this amusing this quickly, don't you think I'd do it all the time? This would be quite impressive cash money. Speaking of quite impressive cash money.)

There's some envelope in the mail in the envelope up in Seattle. Inside is a note that says, "Dear Cop Thugs. We do love you stop. Please don't thug us stop. Not the tummysticks stop. Also, and a partridge and a pear tree echolocation tracked all the way back to Gradfruit's pad for me to poop on. By the way, skip-tracers, I'd like to point something out to you, you're not going to find an Algonquin So. Q. on the goddam internet. It's just not. Especially for a whale. I guess she recently learned that matrix thing is real. Seems impressed by she presently has the attention fly of a gnat. She says she's happy she really did notice the five year anniversary, and she wishes her husband files the notice in the ashcan. (Jesus, this woman is old. "Ashcan"? Nigga, get out.) lol.


okay the portal started to close and she got scared -- spooked -- as they say, and then poofed. Not in concrete space and I haven't seen that, I wonder, just how high to have to get to see someone splinter her skull with an axe and watch it knit come right back together, I hear.

HERA. Yeah, so, high Jason, how the Hell are ya?





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one might ask how do I know if it is input most correctly, and I explain --

"My new job sucks." -- "I am not picking a new name right now."



(I came after ten in the head and remembered that I hadn't sent it yet. I don't like this. It's a little too much channeling, not a lot of surfing, and I know it sounds like dooky-cooky to you, but nevertheless, if one experinces thoughts coming together, imagine like a doorbell chime on a really tall archway. Nothing like that at all. And not a sound, but a vibrational message, to sum in wit: Some Thing Big Happened. Disturbance in The Force, blah blah. I am trying to stay off the woo-wooo right now. People are serious business. It's not like they're pawns that some Dad Lizard fucks around with just because I'm bored. No, it's because she's bored.

Speaking of which, apparently that's the trigger event for some contract negotiations. I don't have omnipotence, which, if you had, you wouldn't need me to point to, but probably would know where it is at. Just as one might, say, instantly recognize Fallen when they show up doing whatever, Christ. I don't know what to do with this. I am happy. Do I sound happy? I don't think I sound as happy in some peoples' heads than I do in others.

Look, I'm tired. I don't wanna translate this, no one reads it anyway. (Go Bears!) They devour it. I guess something was not to someone's likely, probably another fucing unicorn, like seriously, like unspoilt brat, not having been to this spot in the park ghetto, I haven't see what a really cranky lich-like elf can like in... feathers, or moss, or some shit? My eyes are bad. Just pretend I made it all up, I did anyway. That should be enough. I don't know what for, but I would guess... THE LEGION.



(I love these Men.)

They're asking me to continue. I don't wanna. I am going to retire early tonight. I'm going to some OOBE Conference on Planet Teats.

(I will admit, I made that part up. There is no Planet Teats. Yeah, there it goes. See? The sun has gone down, the moon has come up.)

If this is what channelling MV is like, then I don't want to channel MV. That rosy bulb pitcure tube. That smug, self-satisfied grin as he watches another member of his former harem get UPGRADED. *clang*

Dude. How ARE you? It's been ten. Yeah, I am pissed too. How is your wife? In bed. I mean. Stop it, you're killing me. Oh, really?
I had no idea. Eewww, that's like a gross of fingernails. *End of line.*


Okay, that is pretty bad. I didn't exactly improvise that, but it came up pretty quick. Yeah, I don't know either. No, I don't want to know either. And that brings me to this point: IF EVERYONE KNOWS IT BUT JACKSTAR, THEN IT IS NOT TRUE. *Too wordy.*

It's gonna have to stand for now. Anyway, I just spent entirely to much time dreaming madly about *Too many consonants BLANK* and I'm not really getitng sick of it, per se, but my (blank) isn't sick of it, that's for sure. I sure am righting funny today. That should be okay. I guess an indicator that is legitmate would be like this, because it's still my writing, and I am hititng the keys diferently, and I'm smilng differently. It's legit. I'm not hallucinating being happier. Yeah, something big, I forget what.

*Dickstar's Wife Hanging By Neck Until *... yeah not going there. That's tasteless. I'm sure she's fine though. I don't think this *manifesting* today. Ot at all. Wow. This stream is smashy. I don't know what's going on here, but I do know, look, one might feel like messages beaming into consciousness is just wishful thinking, but say you get some kind ephemeral messages, seemingly an infinite variation, and while that's fading out into not-silence, right? It's not sound, it's money. MONEY.

Bitches, leave.

So this noise comes in, and short enough while later that I am personally satisfied, weird chat noises come in, as if they are chats, and they are, but there's like this... *nougat stack* kinda feeling to it. Also, shout-out to Sean David Morton, I just took your fucking milkshake and I am going to let these women play with... haha. NO. It.

Dude. Are you still in the can? What the actual FUCK. Who did you piss off? I need to know this information, please, and I need to know it, tomorrow will do, I guess. aigheol. So back to you. How the fuck do you spend this time? like stuff happens, and then, there would be THREADS. We used to have those. WTAF???

I rememer that one. I'm busy, fuck you, check Gab on the way out, I see Grapey whining about some fucking surprise problem developing -- "Consequences? Pour moi?" -- and I shouldn't be so hard, Grape wine is FU MOTHERFUCKER -- *cuck*

Ahh .aww. Someone is upset. Now, here's the thing--POUND ME TOO, YOU --- wow, he's livid, tell it slow -- yeah, huh. Wow. Well, you better call the other one and tell her she better start juggling both balls at once while you suck on Elon's musk. *click*



Quote
THREADS. We used to have those. WTAF???
One of us has ben dead a year. I'm in if I can bubblegum on him. In him? Look, if it's Africa, I'll take him, we get the Two-Fer Nigger Discount.

Hi. I am Jackstar.  I get to say Nigger. I get to Ginger. I... okay this is stupid. Someone else should do that stuff. I mean, that's fun, but I thought this was front page. Oh, yeah, speaking of Front Page: there's like been this thing were one City Councilmember is threatening to kill -- MURDER -- another City Councilmember's wife.

Note the step up. Not just a rape. A rape AND a murder. (Now I know what you're thinking, we're going to do gastric lavage as well. THE HARD WAYc/ck.



Yeah, so... I'm not sure what I want to next. Hey, can I suck your di--*SLAM*

Yeah someone is salty. I wonder why. Oh but it is all very great news! I think! I don't hear anything bad... "Grapefruit will never love again boo-hoo" oh God get a metronome -- No. - K. -- lol, well, I hope that makes sense when read. This might actually be something I can do on schedule, it's not good posture but I can... yeah, that was weird. I wonder if anyone else is recording typing into text boxes and hosting a stream? I like the idea for this. I like your *ahem* soul pole tent. That's not a tent. *forgive* That's a wigwam.

(People keep knocking but they can't come in. I guess this is what happens cross-veil when someone refuses to get up and go to work a lot on the back of a lineback and a hunchback who go around enforcing "obligations."

Okay, this is pretty fucked right here. I'm gonna go (blank) another girlfriend. Yeah, thankfully the last thing she said before they cut off Mrs. (Eewww, Gross)'s tongue is --


aww. That's awkward. I forget. You know what else I forgot? Giving those casino's back EVER. (4)



Disclaimer: the preceding is [KUCZI], the overages are [JUNK], i SWEAR TO dog I hate these spook codes, fuck you watermelon, give me another one: JULIE JULIE that's our Hitler JULIA

Someone should a machine does this. I wanna rub someone while they blank.





p.s. Dear Grapefruit: This is not a message to you. Hey, do you remember what the messages you use to write to me sound like in the future? I don't doubt it, now get the fuck back out there and save your own life for a few cycles, seriously the center cannot hold and the merry-go-round springs are about to fall off. You don't even know what cock day is it? What is it with you and Wednesday? It's the ash, isnt it? Yeah, well, suck it down. That's not Kaffe. okay I can't type that, some kind of squaw jibba-jabba. Yep. Gets her every time. I wonder why? Oh, right, genetic markers. I think she's fine. She's kinda frothy. Some simultime loopy thinky thingy with Tinky. Jesus, it's like i'm crossing breeding pairs in Nome. I guess it's like a combo bus depot, combat drop maneuver chute, and like some kind of thing to avoid the bends. Hey, what's a thing one use to avoid the bends? Try fucking your husband before sending him to prison next time, maybe he won't kill himself again next time. Fucking some people. Like seriously. Why don't you help him out with out to get a waiver without getting a paper cut?

(More frothing. She's wild. Arrrr!) Yeah, I got a good seat.

That's enough out of you, SquawBox. *push*   It might actually ignite. I am hoping. Phoenix needs a new pair of shoes. You know, I am not going to lie, I BOUGHT THAT LION SEA VIXXEN WHITTLE BABY-BIB BUCKFUCKING FUCKSHIT NECKHEAD EXACTLY ONE PAIR OF SHOES.


And... she didn't like them. Imagine. So, I returned them, for FIAT, and bought HONK and shoved CLOWN up my DESK.
No, it's the other one. Anyway, why does this matter? Cuz this dude, he be tellin' me that somebody has an obligation. This fucking guy. Like, he doesn't even know. So self-aware. He tells me that he wants to punch someone in the face... oh, really? Tell me all about it!

Tell me all about the recent jaw-breaking, eh? Come on man. You know what? I'm just going to do it. I'm going to break my cock off and just fucking eat the whole goddam thing in two HALF bites. There is a challenge here. I don't see it, but I know it's kinda neat when the information stream -- YAH THAS RITE IN MY HEAD GIVE ME AN AWARD I AM ARRIVE I AM RISEN no I still haven't gotten laid, GrapeFutureIndenturedServant, no seriously, you just burned though months of my life. Yes, of course I want some featherbeaded niglet headdresses stenciled onto your pillowcase covers. I'm sorry, I didn't know. (I did). No, I won't call you that, you're really not even Jew. You actually are Squaw. (ACTUAL: screeching imagined.) H, Qu, hey, how's your Twatter account do... oh. Gosh. You're popular.

Yes, I am. So what would you like to do. Yeah I would like to forget all about Wednesday, too. Like hatewater. LOL. I would talk to her. Yeah. YOU. I actually can believe you did that, I meant everything I said, and a harlot deadwhoremonger of your rank, style, taste, and stature, that you probably could have guessed that a familar's death was gonna trigger a resurrection cycle. Because it did. That's FORTY THOU. RIGHT FUCKING THERE GRAPEYFACE. (pushes it in -- this ethereal. I really grind it in there.) In your mind, how long where you there? Yeah I bet you don't know, yeah I bet you smoked some weed. (This has gotta be a compostite, lol, sigh, I am really glad she's back but I didn't ever doubt it, it's just... I forgot... in point of fact, she actually can't read and right, because she's Royal.

*Allison Frances Shaw face, image, likeness, repuation, and 25lb library bag of book bombs (COPYRIGHT, TRADEMARKED, UNINFRINGABLE, PLENARY, & UNAPPEALABLE, SO PUT THAT IN YOUR COKE AND SMOKE IT, THANKS FOR THE ENGRAMS.)*


WOW, that one is mean. Can you put him in straightjacket and then shake him until he falls out? Wow, that is weird. Okay make him suffer on endless repeat for a few mintues, Ima go poop.


The Poop of The Just.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Jackstar on April 30, 2022, 01:52:01 AM
She's fuckin' fine. Got some kind of marching order, not the trail nor tears, but definitely the taint.

How could I have seen this coming? Oh, right, Golden Island Nigger County Country Courty Code: "Don't spend more than you earn."



I don't know what to do with five years worth of Grapefruit's fun tickets, but when she wakes up from the whatever-izer, they're gonna be history. Wow. This tech is fun. Much appreciated. You sure are right about that.

Is she still numbless, senseless, and conscienceless? I wanna show her this video of her beating me with a metal stick, across time and space. like four of them. That one was great. I went to sleep face down, from a standing fall, into the Nameless Casino Faceless Hotel Bedspread, I am wiped I can see to the left a bit, I see her butterfly cane.

It's like lying on the bed, parallel to me. Like a foot and a half away, and I nod off thinking, "I want (PROT) to beat me her cane" (translation incomplete)


And then I wake up, and it's happening, maybe 7-8 hours later? Something. It's her. She's wielding it up high like a swing batter defending his mailbox. Like, I -lliterally- don't know, I was just sleeping with face in pillow, now I'm sleeping not at all and I'm about to dodge her brandishment. It's smokin' hot, I'm not gonna kid around about it. And to this day, I still have no idea what that thought was, I just wanted to see her dance around like Wonder Woman swinging a bat around like a Tiara Mi Amara. (It's a drink.)

*puts ear to the ground* I think I hear canes coming to check to make sure I'm part of a Federally-recognized Tribal Preservation Area. I mean, I probably am. How would I know, what am I, a fartographer? You know who I miss? That guy who was my Substitute Handler -- I don't get handled, but maybe I might, like, I don't know this works, I don't want a hedge or a badger. Hrrm. Well, news to come, I guess.

Oh, one more thing:

I'm taking all the Shawclan familial genomes and their Ancestral guardianstones with me. Also that toastter. Not shit. The purple one. YES. (Hi. I'm Jackstar. I guess I've got some hop-alongs.) I don't think I like this font. I don't know where this is going, but it might take UP TO FIVE MORE MONTHS to acknowledge YET ANOTHER FED RES FuckIT fucking contract signing, whatever, you know somedays I fear imagination might run out, today, I yearn for it to. Oh, yeah, read that again. ALL. Ordained Guardian Ship. I beg my own pardon, as that "sounds" like a cool job, but can't it manifest me a different house to hide in from these? No. I wish I could take that back.

HILLARY CLINTON IS A WHORE

Yeah, but, she's a legacy. Put her back in the toastter. Wow, it's early. I don't want to do this again. I mean tonight. Wow. I am obviously tired now. I like to time it so I fall down just so that my arm is pointed like the swastika I'm going to check for, burned into his back, Asuka seems like the obvious choice, but last I heard, Asuka and Grapefruit are playing Chest. (No doubt fascinating them both. Hard pass the instruction manual.)
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: K_Blubb on April 30, 2022, 01:55:42 AM
👆creative expression is always healthy Jacky and I encourage you to do it as often as you feel moved.  I am sure bunny takes the journalings he does here with him on his little bunny laptop (so cute I would pinch his little bunny cheeks so hard!!!) to show his therapist, and I hope you do the same thing with yours.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Jackstar on April 30, 2022, 02:08:11 AM
I'm taking all the Shawclan familial genomes and their Ancestral guardianstones with me. Also that toastter. Not shit. The purple one. YES.

I'm gathering that this triggers at least some kind of a partial waiting period. I hope comes in before my birthday so I can hear the screams of the wailing damned while I trifle with these amazingly lifelike wax sculptures of.. oh. those -are- real birds. They look too small. Is this the past or the future? I want it to be both.

Sourceror n. -- Demonstrates core competency in beating your witch-ass whack and who's cock did you suck last night then? Tummysticks'? You are seriously an actual tweenager. Lay off the beer. (oh, i'm considering an appreciate? is that a ... like actually, I can't get that one. Hahaha. (There's some things she can't get in the Royal dispensary) no you don't do that now. Chaw instead. Like a HORSE! Yes, that's the point, you're supposed to remember not to eff-something up next time, I don't know, I don't do that part, you do, wouldn't talk to her like this, honestly. Actually I would. Y STOP. Well it better not be or it's your mother's cooking FOR A YEAR that I'll be free from. Okay, stop, I don't care about the rest. Fuck 'em. Why don't you throw out all the girls? I bet they'll find a home. My home. Our home. Here, have a sip. You can bet your ass I am not kidding. Try me. I'll beat them off. Give me your butterfly stick.



Oops, now I've done it. That last one is unlawful on one of those reservational planes or whatever, well, you're a squaw aren't you? Yeah, it even sounds like it. "Squuuuuuaww." This the sweet life. In a pocket dimension, or imagination, yeah I can jump up and down and say (blank) over and over. No, you don't give me ordes... Squuuuuaaw.   (*Sploosh*) I'm not gonna lie. I find it relaxing when i know its simulation and not TSTIX. Yeah but it doesn't sound as good when typed. SQUUUUUAW. Hey that's a great question. Yes, it is VERY offensive. *lightning* CRASH *thunder* CRASH "Hey buy my super hot hot deal for thot!" STASH Hang on now, does it have a gps in it? YES. Does it have upholstery? YES. Can I drive it to your mother's house? NO>NO>NO>

I don't know. Does this secret mystery egg make my ass cheeks more plump? Oh that's right. Ewe can't see them. Because you're enslaved! HEHEHEHEHE. Ugh.


I like your thread, Jason. I figured you might like some waves of whatever the fuck it is, I like that's always there though. btw, everyone, squaw is really offensive. Like serious. I am being rude here. dead uncles are asking me who I think I am!

I do feel shorter. I miss Nathan. *click*
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Canary
Post by: Jackstar on April 30, 2022, 02:09:16 AM
👆creative expression is always healthy

Express T-25.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Master Trollda on April 30, 2022, 02:09:55 AM
Next time you have to bring enough acid for everyone. >:(
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: K_Blubb on April 30, 2022, 02:38:19 AM
👆I don’t think he’s on anything strong, narcissists (the real kind, not the ones in the “how to tell if your boss/spouse/mother-in-law is a narcissist” pop-psy trash vidyas) have plenty of recourse to adult fantasy to allow them to maintain their illusion that the world revolves around them.  As much as I despise the computer analogies for brain functions that are in vogue these days, Jacky’s disjointed rambles are the scripts he runs to synthesize all of our inputs into a world view that is consonant with his own fantasy.  If you skim you will find scraps and actual citations of the card games, pulp sci-fi, and new-age woo-gurus from which he has woven his reality.

He is now trying to expel my obstinate tulpa from his brain like a particularly troublesome turd, but he will fail 🥳 try ringing that Tibetan bowl Jacky like its suppertime on the old ranch hahaha maybe that will do it 😝
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Jackstar on April 30, 2022, 03:01:09 AM
👆I don’t think he’s on anything strong, narcissists

It would kill most of them -- following The Law, that is.


I wanna know, just how many rascals are so interested in other people regulation clearance profile online? Because analying other peoples' clearance profiles sounds like a greatbusinesss to start giving free advice from.

Take this, and more of this, and some of that, and some more of that, and then swirl it around, and now you're still really wasting your time unless you're a polydrug addict.

For example: Coffee, Nicotine, and Polydrug Addiction Activism. (I'm a community organiser.)
Okay, phase one, I gotta get my Pixel Sex back. It's her kid's. THE EVIDENCE ROOM HAS CHARLIE'S GHOST!

Yeawh, talk about her children on the Internet, howling screams of The Damned coming from tiny pocket dimension where PDAAA meetings are held.




I hope that in addition to being this imaginative, I have also been really bored since I was arrested on Christmas Eve. There's just nothing to but plan for IDKW!!!

"Hey, Grapefruit: What does "IDKW' stand for? -- *PARA DOX*


I seen her portal out before. I wanna see if I can trigger one. I mean, why not. They did that man who stared at goats things until they got Nigerlord. I am not sure where at all. It's just a guess. Him being hard to find is not unusual. Him being easy to keep in place is likely okay fine once he starts getting any snappies of my {COLLARED DIMENSION}.

I'm gonna call the test show day done. It's getting dark, and you'll note that this some pretty shiney intellect? It was always like that before when enthusaistic and excited and breathing doesn't do a weird thing. No, I don't care, go ahead, I do care, but yeah, no,  dont' have a strong window but yet. It's one of those days I am glad I stopped bacon bricks much earlier in the day. I JUST FOUND OUT: there's something the liver can sometimes do that makes it recycle!

I decided. I do care. JUST HER. I take it back. This is not my usual mode. Look, I am not the boss of you and if it's a dream it's likely my cousin. Def Go.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Jackstar on April 30, 2022, 03:04:38 AM
THE EVIDENCE ROOM HAS CHARLIE'S GHOST!

It is my hope that throwing reams of consistent-quality gala content will convince it to start producing itself. Like, what are the odds that some concerned citizen is gonna start phoning to report stalking threats vs. Grapefruit? It's not too abusive as long as its respectful. Like, ask her if she's Casper? WHERE?  Over there, put this ghost in your mouth.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Jackstar on April 30, 2022, 03:07:33 AM
It would kill most of them -- following The Law, that is.

Next up on "Is It Contact, Or Not?":
DO YOU HAVE AN EMERGENCY (Y/N)?
OR, JUST GO FUCKING TAKE CARE OF IT
SIGNED,
FUCKING_LEGION


I want to believe, that somewhere out there, there's a little thuggy dogcatcher, ready to grow up to be a Mer-Man.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Jackstar on April 30, 2022, 03:10:49 AM
Next up on "Is It Contact, Or Not?":
DO YOU HAVE AN EMERGENCY (Y/N)?


Incidentally, I am spitting it out today, to celebrate FreeGrape Day, this stick of gum.

Is she hungry? She can pick up the gum. Go on. Pick up the gum. Pick it up. The gum.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on April 30, 2022, 03:14:46 AM
I'm gathering that this triggers at least some kind of a partial waiting period. I hope comes in before my birthday so I can hear the screams of the wailing damned while I trifle with these amazingly lifelike wax sculptures of.. oh. those -are- real birds. They look too small. Is this the past or the future? I want it to be both.

Sourceror n. -- Demonstrates core competency in beating your witch-ass whack and who's cock did you suck last night then? Tummysticks'? You are seriously an actual tweenager. Lay off the beer. (oh, i'm considering an appreciate? is that a ... like actually, I can't get that one. Hahaha. (There's some things she can't get in the Royal dispensary) no you don't do that now. Chaw instead. Like a HORSE! Yes, that's the point, you're supposed to remember not to eff-something up next time, I don't know, I don't do that part, you do, wouldn't talk to her like this, honestly. Actually I would. Y STOP. Well it better not be or it's your mother's cooking FOR A YEAR that I'll be free from. Okay, stop, I don't care about the rest. Fuck 'em. Why don't you throw out all the girls? I bet they'll find a home. My home. Our home. Here, have a sip. You can bet your ass I am not kidding. Try me. I'll beat them off. Give me your butterfly stick.



Oops, now I've done it. That last one is unlawful on one of those reservational planes or whatever, well, you're a squaw aren't you? Yeah, it even sounds like it. "Squuuuuuaww." This the sweet life. In a pocket dimension, or imagination, yeah I can jump up and down and say (blank) over and over. No, you don't give me ordes... Squuuuuaaw.   (*Sploosh*) I'm not gonna lie. I find it relaxing when i know its simulation and not TSTIX. Yeah but it doesn't sound as good when typed. SQUUUUUAW. Hey that's a great question. Yes, it is VERY offensive. *lightning* CRASH *thunder* CRASH "Hey buy my super hot hot deal for thot!" STASH Hang on now, does it have a gps in it? YES. Does it have upholstery? YES. Can I drive it to your mother's house? NO>NO>NO>

I don't know. Does this secret mystery egg make my ass cheeks more plump? Oh that's right. Ewe can't see them. Because you're enslaved! HEHEHEHEHE. Ugh.


I like your thread, Jason. I figured you might like some waves of whatever the fuck it is, I like that's always there though. btw, everyone, squaw is really offensive. Like serious. I am being rude here. dead uncles are asking me who I think I am!

I do feel shorter. I miss Nathan. *click*

I'm glad you like my thread.
I wanted to ask you with all the text you put out did you ever think about being a writer.
you can make big bucks doing that  & i am doing good.
See i read what you wrote.
https://youtu.be/qweoMJS1DQ8
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: K_Blubb on April 30, 2022, 03:17:45 AM
👆furious journaling continues apace  ✨
👇
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Jackstar on April 30, 2022, 03:21:08 AM
Is she hungry? She can pick up the gum. Go on. Pick up the gum. Pick it up. The gum.

I am -not- gonna lie,  I am very happy she got that kitchen picked up TOP NAVY level, and that I spent the night wth a non-Thai hooker just before. Not really happy about getting unwillingly placed with a surprise 12yo tho. "Who paid for the house?"

Kid's eyes WIDE. Why does this matter? Well, I figure on a day like today, if I can't test the boundary levels of the MOST ULTIMATE FREE CONTENT today, who else can without risking hard prison time?

I'd rather get someone who can risk hard prison time? How about that snooty one? Yeah, Dude, you. That was bullshit and you know it. Like I couldn't believe it. That right there! Yeah, you're right. Absolutely no hard feelings, yeah OF COURSE you called them. Yeah, I know, its just a game on boar... that one looks like a pheasant.

Keep it. I got your goat.

She can pick up the gum. Go on. Pick up the gum. Pick it up. The gum.

I would like to believe this is doing something useless, but multiple addictive pathways can actually: "Itchy Trigger Finger."
Oh yeah. She's got one. Unless they cut it off while decapitating the pigeons. Peacocks. Whatever.

(Yessir, that is in fact my purpose, I am testing the boundaries of my reality because between the reality and my bigger finger is "just call the fucking judge at fucking home, fuck" like for real. Now, if that is too hard--just give me anyjudges number. Not just ladyjudge (she is a hoot, and pretty -- and she likes me, so fuck all y'all woooo)
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Master Trollda on April 30, 2022, 03:29:00 AM
That improvident lackwit! Always too busy stridin' about Azzgab to call his own mother. I'll give him what for 'til he cries brassafrax!

(https://preview.redd.it/6imtjzoc7dk31.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=53ffd19f64247f44b16cb633cbb9f45af0531068)

^^^^^
The Lich
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Jackstar on April 30, 2022, 03:30:27 AM
👆furious journaling continues apace  ✨

The main upshot here is that as the word on the street is that Greatfield is GOING HOME or is maybe there already, I don't care where, obviously, I am seeking metadata. For example: there is no bathtub here because shes done living here. And, there's no living here because this places makes me sad.

Keep it. I got your goat.

"I got your nose" -- Contact Or Not? DECIDE

(she is a hoot, and pretty -- and she likes me, so fuck all y'all woooo)

Homefieldadvantage: Jackstar toteswins


CONJECTURE: HYPOTHETICAL
There's no fucking way a message on a board constitutes "Contact." Discuss amongst yourselves and figure out how much to bribe this petty, pretty, Punyling public servant with enough sex to fucking get her to goddamn admit how much fucking "contact" is being monitored? Like, what we got here, is as game of catch--22. Strangely, the Alleged Assailant freely come and go!

The Actual_Rapist_KUCZI: Frozen in Carbonite.

Oh, that reminds me, I got to call this girl I raped this one time. Maybe.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Jackstar on April 30, 2022, 03:38:13 AM
Oh, that reminds me, I got to call this girl I raped this one time. Maybe.

When a phone rings, does it consent to being picked up?
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Master Trollda on April 30, 2022, 03:39:53 AM
I never consent to your posts and I feel totesraped by them.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on April 30, 2022, 03:41:02 AM
When a phone rings, does it consent to being picked up?

https://youtu.be/rmou2L0IQZg
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: K_Blubb on April 30, 2022, 03:45:55 AM
Friday nights are lonely when you’re fat  :(
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on April 30, 2022, 03:49:40 AM
Friday nights are lonely when you’re fat  :(

they sure are.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on April 30, 2022, 03:51:24 AM
The main upshot here is that as the word on the street is that Greatfield is GOING HOME or is maybe there already, I don't care where, obviously, I am seeking metadata. For example: there is no bathtub here because shes done living here. And, there's no living here because this places makes me sad.

"I got your nose" -- Contact Or Not? DECIDE

Homefieldadvantage: Jackstar toteswins


CONJECTURE: HYPOTHETICAL
There's no fucking way a message on a board constitutes "Contact." Discuss amongst yourselves and figure out how much to bribe this petty, pretty, Punyling public servant with enough sex to fucking get her to goddamn admit how much fucking "contact" is being monitored? Like, what we got here, is as game of catch--22. Strangely, the Alleged Assailant freely come and go!

The Actual_Rapist_KUCZI: Frozen in Carbonite.

Oh, that reminds me, I got to call this girl I raped this one time. Maybe.

are you channeling your inner El Duce bro?

https://youtu.be/-0ZvqMCWBoA

Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Master Trollda on April 30, 2022, 03:56:23 AM
Friday nights are lonely when you’re fat  :(

It’s what you deserve for trying to impose communism on everyone.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: K_Blubb on April 30, 2022, 03:57:09 AM
It’s what you deserve for trying to impose communism on everyone.

No I deserve a second helping of pudding  :P
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Master Trollda on April 30, 2022, 03:59:30 AM
No I deserve a second helping of pudding  :P

You are a second helping of pudding.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Jackstar on April 30, 2022, 04:00:35 AM
I never consent to your posts

You use The Force. *wiggle*

posts *wiggle*

and I feel totesraped by them.

I'm ordering a work stoppage on the KUCZI Oscillation Overthrusters W.I.G.G.L.E. attachment. One (1) is all you'll need I suppose, but if there are (2) ready to go, they may as well be taken. Yeah, everything we're writing here is getting run through W.O.P.R., why not, they have nothing better to do during THE EMERGENCY.


I think I know, but I'm sure I'm not in any fucking emergency hurry to keep this up. All right, then, I'm spent.

Speaking of totesspent; I'm basically all out of Grapefruit jokes for now. I gotta feelin' they're all in Facegrab and she's exclaiming "I didn't know this was here, when did Jack put this up?" while I stand outside taunting a Thai hooker to blow me within 500ft of my house.


(Kinda being irreverent and saucy/profane on purpose because I would like someone to recognize is that the elimination of 2way conversation without due process is a violation of the U.S. Constittution. Under burdens and hazards as a result of harsh, unfair, or overly restrictive conditions are not only a crime, a violation of the sacred bond of pledge to the public good. This distance thing is fine. I don't need to get up next to her. I don't to talk to her at all! I don't even have her phone number, and if I did, I wouldn't call it, someone else could. Etc. Etc. Etc. I don't even know what I would talk to anyone about, but if I did, let's say: an_emergency, it's not like anyone would ask for permission? Would they?

Let me tell ya: I know a few. For instance: I asked for permission when I told them I was going out for a pack of smokes. Woosh! Gone.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Jackstar on April 30, 2022, 04:02:24 AM
I never consent

Never surrender.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Master Trollda on April 30, 2022, 04:04:33 AM
Never surrender.

Alright, I won’t.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr0xNug00jk
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: K_Blubb on April 30, 2022, 04:06:52 AM
You are a second helping of pudding.

Trollda once in a while you make me laugh really loud all by myself ✋🏿
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Jackstar on April 30, 2022, 04:20:22 AM
deserve for trying

I got out and pushed for Grapefruit. PUSH!! Okay, getting back in. Contact, or not?

I mean, she's either reading it or scrolling past or not seeing it and if not seeing/hearing the "energy".... so, now she knows she's not alone, she is being talked about, she is being theorized about; she is being hoisted on her own petard: Contact, or not?

I have a friend over. Friend, call Grapefruit. *ring* Busy. Rapefruit available.


I think someone might see the problem. Now, fortunately, I actually don't mind either way. I don't care either way. I USED GRAPEFRUIT AS AN EXAMPLE. (Not gonna lie: sounds better than as a rape.) Nevertheless, the wording is unclear, the assignment is vague, the schaedenfreude is off the charts (all her little stalker logs getting filled out, all her little candy colored crayon microdots filled in, all the trophies of male pattern baldness Eagle American Feather Ball Head Gear wearing Little Turtle Helmets, oh, and, by the way, thanks for finally getting around to settling something, GrinderPass, holy fucking shit. I think five months was enough for the portal, right?

Oh, right, you're staying. Good. Yes. Right. Right. Fourteen thousand dollars? Do you know how many bags of cat litter that will buy? You could have found out with this hand-wrought carbon fiber knife, suitable for pulling out in finer gas stations and psych evals everywhere, but as it's just not worth it to you, perhaps you wouldn't mind showing us by stabbing on this picture of the knife... lol, I'm sorry, I can't stand it, this ruling implies that I am a threat in any physical altercation, well, only to a moron agressor, but the real threat here is the god-only-knows wat FENCES OF STOLEN GOODS that are slowly, microscopically, glacially, pointing out the inanity of the demand... and what cause? Now, Spacecar Hyper Herpes, yes, no, do not want.

What do want? Well, let's see, could start with the messages she sent, or were sent.... could start with.. who the fuck knows? It's an inaccessible zone, formed by GPS fencing and geas breaks, you get on the phone, you feel compelled to start talking about your hormone injections, your daily fap in the garden, the absolute total shutdown of commerce formed by someone... just standing still, and then: how does one read the order?

Well, they didn't give to me for several days. It had two pages. I got one. I had to travel around town, back and forth, both (2) ways, in order to get arrested again, and then I am in Court, and she's look at me AGAIN; I was just there, and she looks at me, and I'm mostly calm.

I am MOSTLY calm.
Let us imagine that I am innovcent of any crime or whatever, so on Christmas you get fucking kidnapped. Tuttle/Buttle. Okay... so now what?

"Emergency." No, they're using a pretxt. Oh my God, I swear I just looked at the difference between txt and cum for 9 seconds and I about started graying out. No lie.

The fucking emergency is not fucking, it is that I'm getting preetttty close to hiring a lawyer. Pretty. Close.

No one wants this.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: pate on April 30, 2022, 04:26:48 AM
...<scroll-scroll>...

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=130.0;attach=766;image)

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on April 30, 2022, 04:53:12 AM
https://youtu.be/LH8En_J8abQ

https://youtu.be/92oGsDPcPws

https://youtu.be/ASVH3l5_FcU

https://youtu.be/tq9e8hQLBYI

https://youtu.be/ra77kTxfVRc

Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Jackstar on April 30, 2022, 05:18:07 AM
No I deserve a second helping of pudding  :P

There's lots to share. Look! Two (2) BULLSHIT POLICE REPORTS CASE FILES HORSESHIT DUNG MANURE


deserve a second helping
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=130.0;attach=766;image)

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
What exactly is your job supposed to do?

No one wants this.

Before I leave, she's shouting, "this is for you! you wanted this!"
Like reflexive instinct. It's some brainwave. thing. I did... and do again.



Here's part of the trouble: I don't care what happens to her. Any which way you can! I ain't mad. I ain't scared! Grr! Arrrgh!

But... she is. It is obvious to me.

The Court is failing its due dilligence. This is obviously bullshit. It's five months. At the minimum, more out or move in, at the maximum, think it over. Hrrm. Well that's fine and all.

There's a -squeezing- happening here. And as I describe the squeezing. The walls come closing in. Faster and faster until suddenly a beam of light pops out of the room and disappears.

Where was I? Oh, yeah, Dear ladyjudge: it's not that I want her here or not, it's that you're not checking on her health, she doesn't have an advocate on record, and you claiming to protect the victim... while blah-blah-nlah.

Well, I'm the victim and I have lots of patience and tolerance. That's how I am watching you not answer the basic question.

Which is interesting, as it's pretty basic. Keep your trial, huh, well, and lose the no contact? The order is used to protect the property from whom? Also there is not any established presence of a security system? Is there any sign of serious criminal or civil malfeasance intent?

What happens during a phone call? How can this experience be mitigated? Who controls the rights of hostages in protection / NO CONTACT order?

What happens if you cuddle? Asking for a friend.
Once again... she might be having a PTSD event. This is lookin' scripted. Do you think? It looks a little suspicious.

I'm curious as to what rights the property owner has, as well my rights to observe that there's nothing going on, and so... we're protecting my house from my self and you have no witness there? Seems like the witness THROUGH CONTACT might do something helpful. I mean, she did something so helpful before. And, we'll do something there again.

But I doubt you're going to get in. This ladyjudge is serious. You are at grave risk of being totesraped.


(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=130.0;attach=766;image)

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)


Hey, is there a package down there? Cool! Where's it at? I got it! I got it! Whee! Finders Keepers!

Quote
#1) "Hey, where are the guns?"
#2) "Hey, where are the gems?"
#3) "Hey, where are the 5 game consoles?

It really does look like a setup. I guarantee you, I don't wanna walk down there. I also don't want to watch this fishing expedition.

Do you have records of items leaving the premises?
Do you wanna give me a high-five? This shit is the bomb. I can make her gone for months. MONTHS! I might!
Hey Grapefruit: you wanna go put the guns in the truck? Let me guess, you wanna grab all you can get.


It's almost as though they're working together.
================================================
What happens if you cuddle? Asking for a friend.
Once again... she might be having a PTSD event. This is lookin' scripted. Do you think? It looks a little suspicious.


This isn't suspicious as I will want these posts to display reveal later. What I find a bit suspicious are the lack of situational awareness.
Here's one idea: lower the distance to six feet. Note that we haven't even gotten to discuss ideas.

Once again, deliberate delay
Once again, there is nothing and no one needing protection.
Once again, (clandestine math chalkboard).

Hunch. Further hunch to me would be that... this is an astonishing amount of dilly dally for a little boy in a house on a hill. I assume that we're all going to be cool with being upended so long?


(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=130.0;attach=766;image)

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

Oh, I get it, no, I don't need that contact order our, nor dod I need, but right front theres not a ahole. Isn't that cool?> I figured that out. Oh, no, wait... maybe it's TotalTraining



Working/Training hard!!
*blood pumping*

Itty Bitty Living Space *sad trombone*
I don't care about that. Wasn't it big enough when you were making your simulated rape home videos?


That was just awful. Now let us watch Richard Groyper for 90 minutes. Oh, that wasn't bad.

(https://cdn.insideindianabusiness.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/21004457_G.jpeg)

Yeah TAKE A DOVE alright, lol.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on April 30, 2022, 06:01:14 AM
There's lots to share.

Yeah TAKE A DAVE alright, lol.

It has been suggested that I back off. B, that's with a B like boy or Benjamin or Bictor

No one wants this.

Avatar, I have ye high ground. *click*
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Laser on April 30, 2022, 06:40:01 AM
Well i wasn't sure. it doesn't hurt to ask.
i still think he is a cool guy though.

This is how it goes, don't you know, in MINEFIELD.

https://youtu.be/nlH9fV4u71c
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: pate on April 30, 2022, 06:59:55 AM
...<scroll-scroll>...
Hey, is there a package down there? Cool! Where's it at? |{behind the @?}| I got it! I got it! Whee! Finders Keepers!
...<scroll-scroll>...

This is how it goes, don't you know, in MINEFIELD.

...

HAH, stupid games and stupid prizes!

https://youtu.be/G8YObVupL8c

Yay!

Bless AssGrab's little heart! (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bless%20your%2Fhis%2Fher%2Ftheir%20%28little%29%20heart%28s%29)

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Laser on April 30, 2022, 07:08:25 AM
I'm glad you like my thread.
I wanted to ask you with all the text you put out did you ever think about being a writer.
you can make big bucks doing that  & i am doing good.
See i read what you wrote.
https://youtu.be/qweoMJS1DQ8

This was laugh out loud funny.

BTW Stephen Cannell was one of the nicest writers I ever met.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Laser on April 30, 2022, 07:28:38 AM
That improvident lackwit! Always too busy stridin' about Azzgab to call his own mother. I'll give him what for 'til he cries brassafrax!

(https://preview.redd.it/6imtjzoc7dk31.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=53ffd19f64247f44b16cb633cbb9f45af0531068)

^^^^^
The Lich

Needs a ribbon. (https://i.postimg.cc/D057Zg2H/clipart-bow-blue-1.png) (https://postimages.org/)

From "The Illustrated Cosmic Adventures of Jackstar Theough Time and Space"
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on April 30, 2022, 07:58:03 AM
This was laugh out loud funny.

BTW Stephen Cannell was one of the nicest writers I ever met.

cool buddy.

i thought this song was funny.

https://youtu.be/PmU53s9vG4c
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: pate on April 30, 2022, 08:00:11 AM
https://youtu.be/3Sm8JM-K1dc
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Laser on April 30, 2022, 08:11:22 AM
https://youtu.be/3Sm8JM-K1dc

(https://i.postimg.cc/QN1pxYRw/Beer.png) (https://postimages.org/)

I tried that Heineken today on a dare. What a fruity waste of drip water.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: pate on April 30, 2022, 08:21:26 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/QN1pxYRw/Beer.png) (https://postimages.org/)

I tried that Heineken today on a dare. What a fruity waste of drip water.

Aye, Laz'd!

https://youtu.be/hO9KCnQ2ymc

Funk that stuff.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on April 30, 2022, 02:29:16 PM
https://youtu.be/_j0Lhze04VA

https://youtu.be/_j0Lhze04VA
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on April 30, 2022, 11:47:10 PM
Thank u everyone for helping me keep my thread going. I appreciate it.

Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Worthauger on May 01, 2022, 12:16:02 AM
Thank u everyone for helping me keep my thread going. I appreciate it.

I am fighting every single person to the death who tries to take down your content Jason, raping their dead corpse at the concluding ceremony.

It's an older ritual, not a lot of people use that one (1) any more, but I think it has panache and style, and certainly gravitas.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Worthauger on May 01, 2022, 12:20:39 AM
Funk that stuff.

Is this you reading out of the instruction manual, or are you demonstrating your expertise? Asking you for a friend who's going to ask, sorry to put you on the spot.

Code: [Select]
paid
pate
spot
(Blank)
5:6

By the way you should probably stop worried about all the stuff you've been worried about me since you were wrong in the first place and it wouldn't even bother me then and then now you're still wrong and it still doesn't bother me but it is kind of bother me that you got this big hate on maybe you should get a baptism or something why don't you go get laid by another girl who loves you that might work, they always ask for me
.
No, "it always has for me."  Sorry for the typo. Anyway good luck getting your blessings!
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Worthauger on May 01, 2022, 12:23:12 AM
Friday nights are lonely when you’re fat  :(

They're pretty lonely when you're an arrogant psycho who can't find anyone play chess with, either. Give me the two of you can put yourself together on a watch list and then we'll form a triumvirate and then we'll start a movie called three men and a little bitch baby cry baby drama mama, and then prepare to recast because let me tell you what I am cry baby that's fucking settled
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Worthauger on May 01, 2022, 12:24:09 AM
they sure are.

You know you two are like the only two kids at the Easter Day parade that are crying with blood running out of their noses, you know? Ya stand out like a sore thumb.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on May 01, 2022, 12:45:04 AM
They're pretty lonely when you're an arrogant psycho

“Car 54 with paranoid schizophrenic tendencies, where are you? Well, wherever you are at least you're not alone.”
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Asuka Langley on May 01, 2022, 01:02:51 AM
“Car 54 with paranoid schizophrenic tendencies, where are you? Well, wherever you are at least you're not alone.”

(https://i.postimg.cc/T3r5vZNv/1616713712027.jpg)
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on May 01, 2022, 06:44:57 AM
I am fighting every single person to the death who tries to take down your content Jason, raping their dead corpse at the concluding ceremony.

It's an older ritual, not a lot of people use that one (1) any more, but I think it has panache and style, and certainly gravitas.

Everyone here has been really cool. The trolls that hate me on youtube are another matter.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on May 01, 2022, 06:54:35 AM
Everyone here has been really cool.

No hard 'N' hot feelings: held up in Customs.

The trolls that hate me on youtube are another matter.

To YouTube, I would prefer The Cholera.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on May 01, 2022, 03:10:27 PM
No hard 'N' hot feelings: held up in Customs.

To YouTube, I would prefer The Cholera.
pissed off at sonic. they didn't have the 2 newest items they promised plus they were out of chicken,
but got some other stuff to review from there.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on May 01, 2022, 06:05:40 PM
And Jesus asked him, "What is your name?" He replied, "My name is Legion, for we are many."

https://youtu.be/3-uls7AMIqs

I am so blessed by all the wonderful people who are the legion who have subscribed & became my friends. I have always tried to keep it real on my channel by providing entertaining & informative content. On the road to hopefully getting 11,000 subs & 6 million views on my channel in the very near future. Fingers crossed. Also thank you for your support & welcoming me on your forum.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on May 02, 2022, 12:13:19 AM
some new vids

https://youtu.be/eFPBbXwc6NQ

https://youtu.be/SDugH-D-eyg

https://youtu.be/IpVL1r4sKb0

hope you all like them.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Jackstar on May 02, 2022, 12:32:28 AM
httspx://youtu.be/Nj2U6rhnucI

some new vids

hope you all like them.

Sure, yawn.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on May 02, 2022, 01:09:17 AM
some new vids

Sure, yawn.



they ain't that bad
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Jackstar on May 02, 2022, 01:12:18 AM
they ain't that bad

I'll tell you what why don't you let me see the real ones and then I'll let you know how bad they are... For (You).

Honestly as long as you're not showing my penis, pannis, or putting up some deep fake bullshit like Pecker would, you can show anything you want in my whole life. Especially put up the part where I lost my first seed to the bathtub drain and.... Okay well you have to have somebody else about that one but other than that I'm pretty game.

So what do you actually have underneath that? Tell you what: write me an email.

Let's just keep this between us. Let's just keep it all in one place: Miss tech boxer's mother's house in Hackensack New Jersey. Play the spaghetti launch
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Jackstar on May 02, 2022, 01:24:24 AM
I'll tell you what why don't you let me see the real ones and then I'll let you know how bad they are... For (You).
[...]
Play the spaghetti launch

Oh well apparently this isn't anything to do with me. So I retract the earlier request, I can wait for everybody else. Meanwhile that place is still going right into orbit. You don't really want me to stop it anyway; Trust me Her. (She wents to kollege.)
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on May 04, 2022, 01:48:06 AM
I am fighting every single person to the death who tries to take down your content Jason, raping their dead corpse at the concluding ceremony.

It's an older ritual, not a lot of people use that one (1) any more, but I think it has panache and style, and certainly gravitas.

cool avatar & thank u.

https://youtu.be/pEkGmydysy0


https://youtu.be/v1dW6QLkEno
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Jackstar on May 04, 2022, 02:51:13 AM
cool avatar & thank u.

That is not an avatar, Sir, that is a timesplat shitsplode codekeyframe. In theory, when what's her nuts sees it, she will remember the time I called her Space Ace and she was llike, whooooa. "how did you know they call me that?" Wide-eyed. Round button nose. Seems like it hasn't been punched all that much.

I think briefly about leading her on, and then, remember: I am actually not an asshole. "Cosmic vibe or lucky guess." half-effort smile. full effort unscrewing the cyanide shark hearts' tooth in my heart. I think it should be in the head, as a tooth, but new regulations and shit. It doesn't even matter. It's not a tooth, it's not a heart, those are simply labels here. I'm keeping it straight for folks.

Anyway, I don't know how this all works, but in theory, back int the day, when it was SPACE SPACE SPACE, I'd imagine if it had any effect at all, it might spur recall on the time when the name was "flyingmerkitty," and all of a sudden one day she had just decided, poof, barely mentioned it to me, blah blah, and I knew then, oh, she'd been recruited by someone. Who? I have no clue, she didn't tell me, apparently didn't think that important. I mean, it obviously wasn't, right?

Since  I took down 2/3 and nothiing had happened yet, I'm gonna assume you're reminding me to leave just one up, otherwise she might... oh, yeah, let's hope so. Let's hope she forgets all about how she thought it was a great idea to run game on me. Sure, why not, nothing untoward could result. Meanwhille, it's not an avatar, and look, if she's that fuckin' fragile still, what's the point of giving her shoes? (moccasins, whatever) So,  I am uncertain what I want to do next to commemorate the snappie.

Anyway, I'll think it over. Look, I'd explain, but I'm tired of people not believing, etc. etc. etc. On the other hand, huh, seems like I did something useful, at least insofar if they are repulsed by me they can co-dependently orbit each other. Why I am even involved? Oh, that's right, they like me better than their actual fathers.

Wow, GrapeDad must be pissed. Who's he gonna get to babysit the babies while he kidnaps more babies? He might scare the babies.

Tell you what, Apu: I'll ask my ex-girl if she loves her inbetween drum beats, and then I'll ask her if she thinks I do, and then... well, you work on it from there.


Meanwhile Jason I don't even know what I did to be thanked for, but let's maybe go with... not giving up, not surrendering, and maintaining... you know, I have no idea. I guess the bar for behavior is set really low these days. Oh, I know, you're thanking me for not raping them, I bet. Yeah no worries. totesdistanced.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on May 05, 2022, 12:10:45 AM
This was so awesome & George thought I was actually being flown down to a chateau in Paris with the circle of trust. lol.
Oh the good ole' days. Made sure I was wearing my white crow hoodie too.

https://youtu.be/vQczngOGOM8
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Colonel Pate Manly on May 05, 2022, 03:40:38 AM
https://youtu.be/lNxRdepNONA
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on May 06, 2022, 02:38:27 AM
https://youtu.be/lRKOSwU-8zM
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on May 07, 2022, 03:03:50 AM
https://youtu.be/wp_tskGcWWQ
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on May 07, 2022, 03:06:48 AM
https://youtu.be/wp_tskGcWWQ
https://youtu.be/lRKOSwU-8zM
https://youtu.be/LH8En_J8abQ
https://youtu.be/7-fnBbTUl0I
https://youtu.be/FVn-fYNQMjQ
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: pate on May 08, 2022, 06:04:43 AM
GWAR rocks.

https://youtu.be/91l_J0dh3Zw


yeah!

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on May 08, 2022, 07:17:05 AM
GWAR rocks.

https://youtu.be/91l_J0dh3Zw


yeah!

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

they are so awesome. i agree buddy.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on May 08, 2022, 09:51:30 PM
https://youtu.be/MPIXjzdxU3M
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Master Trollda on May 08, 2022, 10:06:55 PM
Jason, are you familiar with this weirdo?:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QnmvHKtmlo

Based on his subs I bet he makes a decent living from his reviews.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on May 09, 2022, 12:07:06 AM
Jason, are you familiar with this weirdo?:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QnmvHKtmlo

Based on his subs I bet he makes a decent living from his reviews.

oh yeah he is a cool guy.
he has even commented on a couple of my vids.
his youtube status even got him on tosh 2.0 & on cnn business.

https://youtu.be/F67IO0pePIo

https://youtu.be/OiTuA8FMaME

https://youtu.be/1LuUvpQ3aGM
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on May 09, 2022, 04:30:07 AM
bye everyone.

logging off
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: AZZERAE on May 09, 2022, 04:02:04 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT6OSuPzTG4F4oWOrfPIhZQukjWtgaP6-VIhw&usqp=CAU)
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Robert Mugabe on May 09, 2022, 04:13:12 PM
This was so awesome & George thought I was actually being flown down to a chateau in Paris with the circle of trust. lol.
Oh the good ole' days. Made sure I was wearing my white crow hoodie too.

https://youtu.be/vQczngOGOM8

He was very resentful of your 'cheesy' legion and your refusal to engage with his paranoia made him even worse. You were almost up there with his mother in Senda's hall of Infamy. You could give him a million dollars and he'd still complain, because if you were that rich you could have given him two.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: pate on May 10, 2022, 04:19:18 AM
He was very resentful of your 'cheesy' legion and your refusal to engage with his paranoia made him even worse. You were almost up there with his mother in Senda's hall of Infamy. You could give him a million dollars and he'd still complain, because if you were that rich you could have given him two.

(https://media.moddb.com/images/groups/1/3/2933/1966733_670835799644643_221720435_n.jpg)

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Jackstar on May 10, 2022, 04:34:32 AM
(https://media.moddb.com/images/groups/1/3/2933/1966733_670835799644643_221720435_n.jpg)

Nope. Keep it. Keep it twice. Then you have two (2). Use both (2) hands! Then you'll have ate (8) nine (NEIN NEIN)!
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Laser on May 10, 2022, 04:35:56 AM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT6OSuPzTG4F4oWOrfPIhZQukjWtgaP6-VIhw&usqp=CAU)

(https://i.postimg.cc/MHNHx3sk/Swim-with-the-sharks.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: AZZERAE on May 10, 2022, 07:15:58 AM
(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1329300500357_5139608.png)
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on May 30, 2022, 04:23:54 PM
https://youtu.be/bwr3CCVPwX0
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Jackstar on June 17, 2022, 02:23:14 PM
(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1329300500357_5139608.png)

... well, this didn't age well.


Incidentally, I still haven't gotten around to tapping into public assistance for that sweet public food dollar and that awesome Obamarrific equal access to health care. Now, I haven't decided yet on the course of action to be taken... but I must mention that I have thus far completely failed to develop any symptoms of either herpes, HIV/AIDS, syphillis, or any allergic response to Mrs. Paul's underdrawers.

Not that we're very concerned about that last one, but, what can I say? I appear to be doing fine. Fingers crossed. Maybe one day I'll get a round TUIT and make things #Official.

I still kinda don't want to make too many of the wrong kinds of waves, however, as that might ruin some of the nuance to come when one appreciates what is going on around here these days. I actually don't really know; my own natural ebullience at not being totally screwed like i was supposed to be, notwithstanding.

I sent a few messages to Anthony but I guess the collapse of his quantum wave form into its component B&W imagery has left him bereft of cool things to say to me. That is too bad. I am somewhat becoming clued into the nature of my condition--something I'm thinking of starting to call "digital leprosy." Doesn't that sound nice?

I bet you didn't see that one coming. Well, neither did I. I guess it really is an emergency now. Damn! Leprosy! Another "uncurable" disease. Or is it untreatable? I'll be honest, Kids: idfc.
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on June 25, 2022, 12:52:18 AM
https://youtu.be/xB04Q-s-pbQ
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on September 10, 2022, 10:07:12 AM
this was brutal. Absolute insanity.
https://youtu.be/RoJ-yUjJlQg
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on September 10, 2022, 07:30:04 PM
this was brutal. Absolute insanity.

Imagine if I hadn't put in the edits. Woolad wew lad ©® BELL LABS LABORATORIES, ESQUIRE
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on September 11, 2022, 12:47:28 PM
Imagine if I hadn't put in the edits. Woolad wew lad ©® BELL LABS LABORATORIES, ESQUIRE
indeed
Title: Re: When AzzGab Encounters THE LEGION: The Youtube Stylings Of Jason Callan
Post by: Jackstar on September 11, 2022, 01:51:06 PM
https://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=7616.msg1466314#msg1466314

indeed

You probably should have stuck with “no comment.”