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AzzGab => Opinion => Topic started by: WORTHAUGERa on April 25, 2022, 08:11:13 PM
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I'm not going to lie. I am riveted to the seat. I am glued to the screen, my eyeballs are leaking out of my ears, this Johnny Depp shit is over the top good.
For me. I go to belgrab and I'm bland. Bland? How long has it been? I thought this would never happen again! I come here and it's crickets! I know what this means!
Seems like old times — one of you is getting the fuckin’ chair. (Obvious scattering when the refrigerator light comes on is obvious.) I got to work on my soundbite micro. Every second of this is comedy gold. This is what I was built for. This is what I was born for. This is what I was put here for.
It's my OJ Simpson window of opportunity/moment. And now that I am in position to seize power in the wake of the COVID Apocalypse... I'll probably just go back to bed.
Fuck your production values, C.–Witch.
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In similar news, tangentially related, yet hopefully fully disconnected & insulated from jews, I have just figured out why "bitch" is such a problematic word. I will begin study on this insight immediately, and, more than likely, restart audio production so I can release my findings to the world. This really was a brilliant insight.
Like "nigger," "bitch" is -clearly- a word that should -not- be used without due discretion. Thus far, in my life, I have come to freely use them both, in the erroneous belief that I know how to use them properly.
With one, I was aware, and now, I am doubly so. As penance --and, I do my own penance admirably, that's why I notice the matter so clearly in my environment-- I shall, henceforth... no longer use the word "B****." Like, at all.
I can say this with certain Authority, as I have not only undertaken and surpassed such personal milestone goals before, but, I am filled with Divine longing for one single, solitary goal now... never to get caught using b****, ever again. Hrrm. See, that wasn't as funny as I had hoped.
But I'll just let that last one stand.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYP4C3Vq-hc
Obvious lack of invitation to any watch party growing increasingly obvious even to you Punyling dipshits. Heads will roll.
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now that I am in position to seize power in the wake of the COVID Apocalypse... I'll probably just go back to bed.
« on: Today at 13:11:13 »
So, I hear an MK-ULTRA honeypot agent got remote-triggered and she trashed the house. Huh. Wow, what's that like? Finding out that when Jackstar says he "doesn't have friends"... he means it, I mean. Feeling dumb yet? No, probably not. Good. Wait for the ball gag orders. No one told me about this shit. This bi... hah! I caught myself!
Anyway, this house, not so bad. -AND- I manipulated the environment and controlled myself so that injuries were minimized, she (with or without her little gang) cleaned up the mess that SHE made, and TOMORROW... well... I am a mothafuckin' hero. No one dare say otherwise now. I am Imperator -- both King & G-d of your Puny, perjuristic world. I hope you all feel forgiven now, because, holy fuck, do you all ever need to be. Go on, git. I give you permission to forgive yourselves now, or later -- make your Puny choice, Fucky-Fuck-0s. You will forgive yourselves, and you will do it to your own ba selves, with your own strong pimp hands. (See if you can save at least one for me so I'll have someone to change my bedpan when I'm fuckin' ninety without having to have another penis in the room. Spare me the madness!!!)
I'll probably just go back to bed.
Most likely, Colin: cholera in the morning. I am a goddam hero and you all fuckin' well know it now, now don'tcha? Right? Right? Do not worship me.
Send her flowers.
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I love it! This guy going on and on about crime scene photos! FUCK!! YEAH!!!
Let me tell all of all y'all about my own most recent Kodak moment: there were supposedly a lot of body cameras there.
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These evidence submission numbers are killing me. "Put up slide 384b." "Your Honor, we request that from timestamp four (4) minutes and nineteen (19) second... " oh I gotta stop, my sides are calling me from orbit asking for more due process. I'm fuckin' dyin' alone over here, and they're pissed I didn't invite them.
Needles to say: I don't get any respect at all.
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But I'll just let that last one stand.
https://voca.ro/1gFp8e8pd5ZE
Good Editor. Nice Editor. You get Two! (2)!! Alphabiscuits. Please -- watch the fingers. (It's been a problem. They're that fuckin' delish.)
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Just wiggle the green wire a little.
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Just wiggle the green wire a little.
Get Controlski to do it. You don't need a pair of pliers or a big strong man to help you, now go do it.
Hotel controlski what to do. Go on, git.
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So get this
>picture this
>Some dude convinces my girlfriend to have sex with him because he tells her that I've been cheating on her
>have never done so
>not even once
>She believes it, she believes him over me, she flies down there, she does whatever, she comes back, and I still haven't had sex with anybody else but her in the last six fucking years.
>Meanwhile, I'm still cut off and completely alone.
So how's that for “emergency” NO CONTACT, Dickstar? *click*
And this is the best part: they kicked my real name off of Facebook belgab and circle the wagons and they don't know for sure whether or not I have a clone in there and I can say right now that I don't so they're using Facebook through tools of suppression to isolate me from the truth.
And they're keeping that to themselves on Facebook. Now, that's impressive. What do they do for an encore, the synchronized swimming breaststroke and then a combo move heart attack plus toadstool mushroom bomb? That's grade school shit.
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Needles to say: I don't get any respect at all.
Now wiggle the red #respect a little. #Fealty.
Let me know when it's time to register in Ruby out. I've got the best for Monica ever. Belay that, but yeah whenever.
NO POISON NO CONTACT NO TOUCHING NO NEEDLES NO COMPANY NO... instructions? Who the fuck am I talking about on this one? Look whatever you do don't just get on top of anybody and fuck them unless it's me though, and if it is, you might want to ask first.
Grr. Rawr. Jewel was so pissed at me until I told her what the problem was. Now I don't remember when she's gone. Having a fucking Spirit family familiar ninja is great. Great! I'm telling you.
Oh look portals. Oh look I'm still me. You know, I can see why You People had problems with this kind of shit before. Now I'm going to call somebody's.... mother. I do hope she's not too pissed off already because I'd like to be there to see the fury rocket blast off.
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Melissa is more-ish? that's strange I never did her even once. She probably does regret missing the chance — I mean fucking sure thing what the hell — but I haven't talked to her literal years don't know what she looks like and she probably doesn't know my name.
Hi, I'm Kooter. I enjoyed dropping time beacons on proven innovative technologies, and a couple other safe recreational activities involving my penis that you wouldn't be interested in, pregnant, penally.
Yeah it really is my name. Somebody should register me on RubiniGab right now and email me the credentials.
When I think the third one I'll do it myself but I've already thought of one other. Every time what's his Snapchat to get me on there it always gets hijacked but that's cuz he's not doing it right cuz he's a fucking very nice Italian gentleman's lad boy.
I'll be honest kids even I don't know I'm talking about or his daughter
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Melissa is more-ish?
Oh I get it now. Well I guess you'll have to give me one of those fucking security clearances then won't you. Don't worry about her I'll just inject her with one later
.o7
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I'm not going to lie. I am riveted to the seat. I am glued to the screen, my eyeballs are leaking out of my ears, this Johnny Depp shit is over the top good.
I wasn't. It was.
So get this
>picture this
In reality, of course, it's fully curable they got a special classified pill for it and they'll give you one just as soon as you let Hunter Biden set you up for being framed for a pedophilia pot ‘o murder.
That's when you get murdered by a pedophile who's been having sex with your child who needs to get away with it by murdering you and blaming you for it.
For Me.
Get Controlski to do it. Don't worry if he dies, send this picture to get his phone and call me in that case. No I've never been a tech support lead why do you ask click
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Sirius B sent Me to Adjudicate Wayfarer.
Naturally, S/HE/IT is not lying. And I'm not Elvis either.
I am better than that — now give up all your dreams of getting to make a buck off of its tests (2) too, that's my ass, I'll sell it to where I G-ddam say so.
I think I want a bagel and cream cheese to go with my mani/pedi, I can see why they had that woman feeding the grapes to the g-ys now. I'm going to do the same thing with those (blanks). Yes, I have a scanner but no I don't have one in the bathroom although that would be cool.
LBJ OUT KU3.
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Naturally, S/HE/IT is not lying. And I'm not Elvis either.
Lady Graystroke
Lady Greystroke
Lady Graystrike
Lady Greystrike
The_Originator
The_Progenitor
Knight_Captain–Commander
Knight
Trivitar
Skytalken
Tricky
Hellowlamoon
I can't confirm that Elvis is here but I did make a space for him. /respectflex
(Ed.: Somebody tell Elvis it's soon going to be “soon” again, he's blowing up my voicemail. Totesdorbs. No italics big fucking capital T. Elvis. G-d damn, that about kills me, and I ain't even fuckin’ dead.)
Sweetheart I know exactly what to do in the most unlikely events of possible to occur, isn't it getting to be a little much to be just a series of unfortunate coincidences it always work out in our favor? Seriously, neighbors on other star systems are getting jealous of you. So I'm going to go right back to work keep on doing what I'm doing love you bye
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make a buck off of its tests
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LBJ OUT KU3.
Nice little breeding program you thought you had almost about to work there, huh? So (Poo R) (LROT)'s wife has a name that begins with the letter X how fucking likely is that? Like seriously.
Yeah it'll be fine flattered enjoy your birth. Of course I'm not mad. Why does everybody keep thinking that I'm mad at them? I mean...
I could speculate.
I would prefer not to.
CAPTIVES WILL BE RELEASED SAFELY UNHARMED.
DOESN'T THAT SOUND NICE OF US?
WELL, IT'S NOT, IT'S WHAT ANY CIVILIZED GROUP OF BEINGS WOULD DO IN ANY SIMILAR SITUATION.
YOUR WORLD'S CULTURE IS REALLY BACKWARD IN MANY AREAS. PERSONALLY I THINK IT'S GREAT.
THERE ARE SOME OTHERS WHO DISAGREE.
I HEARD THEY GOT TOGETHER, FORMED A LITTLE CLUB.
I DON'T HAVE TO WONDER WHAT THAT'S LIKE ANYMORE.
PROBLEMS HAVE DEVELOPED AS A RESULT OF YOUR SECRECIES. NOW, I HAVE A SECRET.
HO HO HO. OH LOOK AT THAT PREDICTIVE PROGRAMMING. THAT'S SO SAD!
NOW, PUT DOWN THE BOX OF CHOCOLATES NEXT TO THAT CARTON OF EGGNOG, AND BEGIN TO RELAX. MISO SOUPY?
I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. KEEP RELAXING, THIS IS MY LAST TICKET TO PUNCH, JAWBONE: NO LONGER REQUIRED.
Not because you're that worth it, their rules of rules are rules, no it's just cuz I'm a Sourceror, I can get around it the requisite number of times without having to break any other rules. Well, since you're asking I know this because I built the simulator that I trained on back home when I found the Kobe Beefy Maru exploit and then /reported it in. Yeah, I'm that g-y. good luck finding another one, l9l
I don't think I need a job, I know I'm going to need a job after this one's done, I'm obviously a workaholic. It's funny how no one ever told me. I bet it's one of those karmex tunnel cycle kind of things. I bet you haven't heard of those yet here on this planet. How about the crystalline Matrix prison like in Superman 22? I'll explain this all later. Oh sorry I forgot ALL CAPS
ALL COMMANDERS
ALL ADMIRALTY
STAND DOWN (I'm gonna skip up this)
EMPEROR SAYS IT'S A GO.
Key takeaways:
I already made you A Way and you're on it already.
You're not a damn vampire. Go outside into the sun.
See! I put you back together from cinders already. Now, That's The Power of Love.
SOON.
KU3.
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Just wiggle the green wire a little.
I love the smell of a desperate gang of soulless desperados in the morning — only because it doesn't smell like anything else except something else I've never smelled. Sorry it's kind of a hard expression to translate from its original D’Jinni.
Also, I can't wiggle like that. Not by a long shot. Tell you when I'm short of truck. Voice recognizer offline number backup available.
Well, that's good. It works.
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Well, that's good. It works.
Disclaimer: I can't prove it now, one of my dicks is in the chamber.
warmed-over white pudding >:(
World of Warcraft vs. Power Warface sounds like a fine night at the brawlers for fisticuffs 'n' fixin,' which is what they used to call a fight to the death and the winner fucks the loser while eating his balls afterwards --oh, no, knife *& fork, it's totescivil, or was at least -- but now they just take turns biffling one another while scanning Insta for fresh 'n' hot teen poon, which I'm not exaggerating all that much, is a lot more fun if you happen to have a pair of free twins handy that are willing to be named after semi-rando items of cutlery... chosen randomly by -- HOLY SHIT do you have Dat_Fork? I did basically assume so. Still got any chicken? ("She's checking." omfg. lovetoteslove? toteslovetotes? toasterovenbarebackonagrouchyOscarSantana? Well, that one is exactly like it sounds but you'll have to bare my back first to hear me hum a few bars before then. Sweety? "CHECKING!!" pinch my nanotech, tell me what C.H.P.S. just bought on Amazon Marbles... twenty-two Thai hookers and a toddler's trampoline? Sweety! "YAS" We're gonna need more winged lizard leashes. "CRAFTING!!"
Okay. I think that's probably... you know, not perfect perf/cy PsyOpCITY Style, but we certainly outrank Gangnam Style by leaps & bounds and I am going to assume that we have... clearance? (BAD ASSUMPTION.) ("CONFABULATING!!") uh, well, worth a shot. What do I know, rite? I probably just cured the--*click* yeah, there goes the entanglement, and boy, is my esophageal sphincture groan'ing on with that crazy diamond puke. (POUR MOI?) Oh, Hi Piggy! GO KISS YOUR FROG, PIGBITCH! THAT'S YOUR HUSBAND! KISS THE FROG YOU DIRTY SWINEHUNDER TUNDER DOME FROG! (Kermit: ... (*gulp*) do I have the .. uh... "Rite Party"?)
Hi. Jesus. Yeah, I know, right? I can barely believe I finished all that with all the slops coming up off of the road with The Heat coming up off of it (DOUBLE-VISION) TBDGILLLUVIA-TARTARIA ENTERPRISE------- SPONSORED BY: TRAMADOL (Eat me.)
Show Time. Countdown.... on pause.
Friends... but first, HEATHER WADE.
DAS RYTE MANE *faeries wear clicks* Baby steps on to the Sybian... just kidding, that's just what we use to crush ice. On our scrotes. Hey, speaking of which, where's Asuka?
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Pacifist is querying if Judo is jealous “enough” yet. He says it's so hard to be sure these days, so, he's going to ask for help to be sure that he has made enough jealousy yet, as he has been recently informed that there is a recipe involved that requires vast quantities of something, and he figures that jealousy should do just as well as any other ingredient possibly could do in its place.
Also, for my own part, speaking for myself, Kuczi is very happy to see that certain struggles for Christian supremacy and dominance are clearly coming to an end, for at least in my view, I'm a pacifist before I'm a Christian. I'm not getting involved in your petty religious squabbles. I can sit on a mountain top. I don't need your articulations, evaculations, or any adulation or expression thereof.
I really am [S.E.L.F.]-contained. I heard "you can't take it with you when you die" so I figured on earning up nothing but stuff that I could take AND HOLD. Don't hate me because I planned ahead better than you, not even if you turned out to be the second best planner in all of Creation. What? This town is totally big enough for the both of us.
And I actually love you I'm not just pretending. That's what gives Kuczi the advantage. So there.
So I'm uncertain which of these two well articulated And timely submitted revenge plans that just landed on my desk this morning I should allow and approve first. I'd like to just do them both at the same time, but I'm probably going to take a shower first. & At least read one of these I think, they do seem well thought out I should pay some attention to them these are mothers after all they probably have some good idea about how to fuck people over.
As long as it's not Me. Kind Regards,
THE NEXT BEST THING TO YOUR FUCKING GOD NOW; WHOEVER THAT WAS.*SMILEY*FACE*
(Ed. Yeah, I'm not going to argue with T/t/Them/them either — I'm a fucking diplomat, not a ladybug/judge hunter-killer/assassin, although that does sound like a cool gig, but it would be a toteshame to waste S/her as a final option. -k)
I know I have an understanding here. Not so sure about anything else... oh, I got a farmhouse too, or at least someone (+1) does. No I did not put my mother in a rocking chair I put my mother in an urn. There is a dolly in the rocking chair.
These are some awfully specific keycode phrases you're asking me to transmit here. This is never going to work. Still, you haven't led me wrong before, semper 55, wherever You Are — I'm on it.
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Pacifist is querying if Judo is jealous “enough” yet. He says it's so hard to be sure these days, so, he's going to ask for help to be sure that he has made enough jealousy yet, as he has been recently informed that there is a recipe involved that requires vast quantities of something, and he figures that jealousy should do just as well as any other ingredient possibly could do in its place.
Getting mixed reports.
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Waking up to immediately grab one’s phone and sending a text to some douchebag criminal thug to ask if s/he has a lawyer on retainer who is licensed to practice In the state one is not allowed to leave... might not be top-tier advice legal advice;
but; it sure feels f****** good to actually fucking do it.
Stay tuned. I'm going to call his mommy next: hopefully she's not in Africa, I'm too cheap to pay long distance charges, and I just dropped 750 bucks so I can play a video game. (My hand to God.) What?
I won't rat a man out for God; but I'll do it for his mother, and you goddam better believe I will.
It's already too late for the runt. *click*
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The situation is grim and dire.
So I better go masturbate again.
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The situation is grim and dire.
I have no way of determining why I've been banned from Bellgab. I've tried everything. Tin cans. Brokem glass. Knotted yarn string. A high chair with an umbrella, everything. My guess is, the police defender might actually know the answer, not that you tell me anything, but it could be that my wild freewheeling posting style has been detected as possibly compromising to principles, or else I'm just annoying lately, and so as a proactive measure they just you know move me along, oh wait maybe maybe great faces there, that would make sense, if she's got to keep herself free from being tampered with, or she has to maintain the illusion that I'm a dangerous killer (GRAGGH) AND MAYBE HER TWO OR THREE SECRET HUSBANDS ARE AFRAID THAT THEY CANNOT—TOGETHER, WITH THEIR COMBINED MIGHT—HOLD OFF MY ADVANCES.
I'm a little jelly. I don't have a secret spouse to hold off somebody's advances. I remember when Grapefruit was doing that inside a vape shop 3 years ago so she had her back to the wall next to the door and she was holding my phone with her face up close to it in front of her chest fierce determined squinty eye glare as she frentically scrolled through the messages with her thumbs to find more indications that a human heart, that I possess and I dared to use to describe ultimately platonic situations coz like don't know nothing going on until now, and at the time she was just being overly skeptical that a hot man like me would have anything to do with anybody unless I had something to do with my hot dick.
I mean she is kind of focused right, and then I don't know why people get overly hypervigilant and think that they got to make sure that the g*y who took a vow of honesty and 1992 and routinely mentions that it doesn't rely on deceit as a motivator. I mean you know right maybe just the off chance, I might just pull a wild hair out and start lying my ass off all the time, but that is really not too likely, for one thing if the hair is up my ass it's probably not too wild and for another bored s******* and rather do something else.
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WOULD”{LOUIS(not.any.other.Tybalt.Tybald.ThaiGvThookerekooBbGiJ,Mckommanding}
*ring* “Baby, I did it. ¡IT WORKS! I'm either one time zone to the east or I traveled forward in time or backwards the time in a mood today or I'm somewhere in the different time zone I don't know... I don't even know where I was before so I don't really know where I am now.
But wherever I am, I want you to know I love you, I wish you here, I hope you can find me, as I really want to get laid, and... I do not want us to wait...”
That's what you want. I promise to stop when I find you. I will leave no tiny man and no tiny boat unturned.”
What? This is the only way. The swaps of meat made above should do the trick.”
If not: 💞CINDERS/♀️\€ll♂️Æ⚒️x¥÷¶TOW-KNEE
*Gentle helpful hopeful* click
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I have no way of determining why I've been banned from Bellgab.
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It had to be seen what they do without me for a while. What do you think? Because I've done it here enough for now.
This -will- work, and I -will- get ¶laid, and together we -will- get her together to get her together. GET HER! (http://WITH THE KEY!!)
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I am not on stream.
I am not free.
I am under heavy spiritual assault and under heavy guard by agents of The Divine.
I am being stalked and hunted for my life, my liberty and everything I own, cherish, and hold in sacred value.
Hell hath no fury like that of a woman scorned... and so, with The Key, I have earned this knowledge twice. First, oops, Baby, I'm sorry—I totally didn't have your father killed. I'm not sure how I would even do that If I wanted that to happen... I don't know how to get contracts on people's lives. I didn't even know your father's life was in danger at all!
And I'm sorry I didn't let you know right away when I figured out that your father was more afraid of you than he was of me, and that's why the peculiar nature happened of splitting off the quantum singularity from the wormhole in the angle of eternity, because I figured he had to be a live somewhere so I didn't he just teleport back and say hello once he got back from being dead, and I figured well he probably didn't want that to happen again and then he probably didn't want to tell you that you're the one who f***** up and you should probably be nicer to me... And now that that's happened twice, I could see why he wanted to avoid you.
Because... damn Baby, you so salty, you so spicy, you so angry... you, my lovely, are one of the most, the tippy-top-damned angry spicy salty nursery-school-aged-toddler that has ever been around. WOW. And your little dog Tecumseh too! Holy shit! So... I guess when you went back through the wormhole and destroyed it so you'd be safe on the other side You didn't realize that you'd be trapped over there with your husband that I resurrected for your amusement, right?
I swear, as God's my witness — I had no idea that you two together would end up being 💜 and ♥️ and 🥇 and 🟡 on 🔥 across the sky...box with four wheels and flies. Chappaquiddick, Tippecanoe, A connectistan SUV 4x4 rollover off a cliff into a plane carrying all the endangered species and all the kings men's whores and wives on fire forever rolling into the river—and a huge manatee rolling in over end down the hill into a gully, fill with guppies, wow that's kind of so wildly and plausible to hear I don't know how that could possibly have happened but I'm going to believe you and ask you how I can help you because... and you tu-tu‘n’toupee’wearin’ are left barefoot With not only no shoes around, but, no livestock to skin for their hides even for moccasins to boot too? Well, goddam. Luckily, bison is out of style this year in Paris anyway, something about how nobody really thought they were important anymore, even though they were genetically bred and designed to be happy to be eaten by you, instead you wanted fish and nothing but fish, which is too bad, I liked fish too until you and your SECRET NIG SPECIAL GERMAN ISLAND HER HUSBAND YOUR CAPTAIN, EyE MASTER, YOUR COMMANDER reminded me what Pisces and Cancers and Scorpios are all about: sharks and bottom feeding while drowning in boiling soup, surrounded by frogs, all most likely French or equivocua or keep it quiet, Quebecoise; FUK.
The planet you're on is a death sentence. Why did you even go there, and then seal yourself behind it, “it” being t“he stable wormhole I invented?” I honestly thought you'd like it, since I made it for all Your Peoples so they would not be Lost forever. I'm getting the impression that you wanted to get away from some of them forever and thought that “all Eternity” was going to help—thinking that, that is, obviously They caught up to you once, They were going to catch up to you again—
but I also thought you'd like it, getting to see all your old friends again, without all the difficulty and bother of going back to the pen to do it. Well, no wonder they're so cranking upset about the thought of you, I'm sure they've missed you quite a bit over the years, and from the telemetry I'm getting about the ones left over here—
on the other side of The Gate Thrown To And Through Coventry, All these suddenly freedom conscious my own relatives—Mayan relatives, that is—Don't quite seem to believe that the most murderous pair of 100 killers that the Spanish conquistadors ever created or spawned are currently off exploring other lands and won't be back to kill them again for a while. I guess that's been happening every few years lately on some kind of repeat schedule, just cuz some people like to satisfy their blood less that way huh? Wow what's that like? Being addicted to bloodlust that is
You know I've never experienced bloodlust, nor gold fever, nor any desire to see you or him again, and you know who I'm talking about, and those of you at home don't ask. I won't tell I don't tell I was willing to go 30 years before, but now this I know the full extent of what has been done to some people—90,000 years wouldn't be enough. Like I do not want to deal with that. Douchebags ever again, and I do mean ever. Like no, all live as long as it takes until they've dissolved into their component atoms and been replaced by spiritual beings that are no longer howling and railing for my flesh
Can't hardly blame them I am kind of tasty as well as pretty. In any event, let's just say some did not enjoy taking my wife--The D’Jin’&’Jon’&’Joan Ginja-Invulnerable-Ninja Incredible-Triplet-IceVagerIrate–please, like, you thought it would work to get a hide get a skin get a hide get a skin get a hide get a skin get a hide get a skin get a hide get a skin get a light get a hide get a scene get a hide get a hidden get his skin get it again get a skin get a hide get a skin get a light get a skin get on get in behind... me? Me the laziest hunger strike self-sabotaging self-victim in the history of Luna—the real planet Earth. With the real Amazon forest, which used to be made out of rocks and steel, instead of tree sap and pulpwood and smelly stinking biting insects, buzzing and hissing as a chase and hunt down all the Giants that once worked the earth, and now work only themselves. Now turned into real giant goocheese for gypjewhoors, not just snacks for Fur-Minted, Firmamented Dare—E in general, and one Queen, MY Queen in specific—the rightful heir of the Jewel Beanie—E... PRINCESS P. PUMMELLO J. ELLA-HELLO--000-OOO–000—OOO-OOO (and sometimes why? ABBOJUUL. And your rapist was who—and the raper used what—and you flew around to there and there and back and once again how many times... On how many dimes, and where do dimes and does and all those ’dorbs trophies of sliced off skin from the end of little albino baby dicks’ baby dorks even come from... and where do they even ever go?
It would seem to me that certain members of your family enjoy being white people in Africa just as much as they thought they would. Open season. Thoughts and prayers. Casual saunter past ICE. Brisk walk to the runway. Yeti yellow cabbie, crimson taxi–lorry, I'm not snoring am I, you were married to who when I asked you about nori? Well, I bet that honey was slimming when it was mooning. Run to the sky, fly to the hills, live with the thrills—get iced coffee, shatter your caramel toffee, and imagine me with chills... because the whole time ”you” were with “me,” you hardly knew me/myself\or Irene at all.
Who complains about whipped cream? Seriously. I was delighted to pass that along. And I did. And you saw. And then you ran... I guess thinking that I didn't love the person I knew you to be. (I didn't I do and we saved her too.) Now that's for you on the other hand, I don't know what your deal is, but now that I have seen your paper In the future, in description of our past... I'm still not willing to believe you were -that- stupid.
How many more times did I have to make clear to you? SPECIAL NEEDS.
CONSEQUENCES.
WHO CAN POSSIBLY BETRAY THEIR OWN PEOPLE THIS MUCH? Like I wouldn't believe it was mathematically feasible. You're like the Imelda Marcos of genocide and shoes. How did you collect so many blood vendettas, and how did you get so far before having to churn into your just desserts? (Baby, your sister sold you for your kidneys. So she could get high. After you sold her to slavers in Dubai. Because you were high. And they left your sister and took her daughter instead—because even though they didn't know she was already in love with getting the most high the most fast... and no one was there to point this out to anyone except the traitor that you brought to your home, which, by the way, is the original Home Of Treason. ”The quince? Or The Quints?All gone, EITHER WAY, HEHE. Now, (GOY: Whey(Zero)Way)(ROX/KIX)×(ROCK/KICK)-1), You’ll find a f*g that will put up with a bison riding herd on his own mang monkeyman while ignoring certain key critical details, like: You want one Hungarian to make up for the failings of an entire family of Antedeluvian Antonin & Deception Cock-Pass Rooster-Head Austrian Nazis in “disguise”... and you were my last hope, just as you were the last of mine, and you didn't know that your planet had been conquered by the bio-bugs? How did you not know that you were conquered by the buyer bugs? You thought you'd be able to get around the cryptographic lock on the holographic disease that had infected your cerebral cortex long before I ever met you, uh, “somehow?” Well yeah you were going to be able to get around it.
Hi. It me. I’m The Cure. I'm still sitting here at this house—and I've still got the hat that you poisoned with the fish, you know the Tokyo sardines, yeah it smells like it here, it's kind of nice, and apparently I did release the now to cure to the world because not everybody's dead and the boiling broth got stopped by something even stronger, and apparently if you were here, you'd apparently take one breath and die.
Okay well that's a good reason not to be here. You also explains the peculiar environment... You really put a death curse on my magic hat? And you really woke me up by hitting me with a metal stick? And you did that because... The people you were going to trade me to refuse to take me cuz they knew that I was Holy and untouchable? Wait a second: You were going to trade me to human slavers in exchange for who? And, you even made me drive myself, so you can ride in the back of the limo with them and get blasted without me?
Well I have seen the future, and this is how it begins: time travelers in the future going back in time and discovering that the free ride is over. Thanks for the party, Honey. Wow. I can't wait to find out how your story ends. Because if I wait, it never will—the only way out of your present location is if I open a portal, and not only that, I have to authorize it, and not only that... I have to be willing to destroy the entire universe in the explosion of antimatter that would be shortly to follow. (Standards.)
That's why, that's the only reason I'm not going to open one, I miss you a lot, but every one else will get mad if I destroyed their universe too, and then they're all pretty mad at you, I guess Earth was the last place left where people didn't know about your history, 60,000 years of murdering people-folk huh, and you were going to blame me for all of it and disappear taking all my goods with you. (Have you ever seen such a highly eclectic collection of the most fabulous objects in all the false fabulous universes there once were? Yeah me neither, thanks for being so fair about everything. Pew pew pew! Bang bang! Blame my father for having a cursed weapon that you were worn not to take that some of you told you to take and took it anyway. I guess
I don't even know what's happening. How can I be sad about what's happening if I don't even know?
So I guess I know where you are: in a living Hell. The rare case where whether slimming the waist or swimming in Olympic-sized swimming pools filled with buckets of cold hard cash—or maybe not is of no use irrelevance
I guess you shouldn't have made fun of my friend and tried to steal her body, and my power, and use it all to seal yourself off forever from mono-God and Go-more-AHHH (imagine an oroboros swelling its tail and circling its wagons forever and ever, forever and ever again, amen, thus necessitating no need for any more wagons to be ever be built! It must have been the dream of many golger frenchams as well
) and rule together in heaven and hell with Satan is your rig right hand man and your left all the mortals of the cosmos to do your begging.
You never needed me. You were supposed to rescue me. It was your destiny, that's why you came here.
Who do you think you are? It's like I don't even know who you are anymore.
In lak’ech.Namste.
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I'm not going to lie. I am riveted to the seat. I am glued to the screen, my eyeballs are leaking out of my ears, this Johnny Depp shit is over the top good.
For me. I go to belgrab and I'm bland. Bland? How long has it been?
obviously (it needs to be said): I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT BEING BANNED FROM [(BULL/BALL)GRAB|€EFINE: hxtcp://www.bellgab.com/]. Yeah, I bet they miss me...
YOU ARE BAD PEOPLE
WHO DO BAD THINGS
AND I HAVE ENDED
https://www.instagram.com/p/ClZMaxmuCc4/
YOUR REIGN OF TERROR.
I JUST BET.
🔔🖼️🔔
⛎🖼️⛎
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KUCZI. DRAGONSLEIGHER KUCZI. and you are going out. Hit the bricks Dee “R”*eeeee* Ayyy, honestly I had Matt's bat here, it's around here somewhere (it was a trophy that I kept safe for exactly the circumstance that I knew would one day come in the future, and look: here we are. I guess I saw this coming, huh? Because I never planned on hitting it in your car, and technology exists to not destroy a battery anymore, and it sure as shit did then too, YOU DELIBERATELY CONSCIOUSLY SAID WORDS IN RESPONSE TO A DELIBERATE MISINTERPRETATION OF THE WORDS THAT I USED BECAUSE YOU WERE UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING AND I WONDER WHAT THAT WAS BECAUSE IT WAS NOTHING YOU EVER TOLD ME EVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, too bad the technology doesn't exist to find out how you were being lied to... without having to listen to me at all. Here, I have a Band-Aid for your ears) unless he took it along with the pink trash can, lmao
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I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT BEING BANNED
Fruitdriller ≠ Fruit Fucker™
Fruitdriller = Worthauger
My name is Michael Jesus Clifford Kuczi—gOMEZ/G; and you need to fucking drill into Green “Bio-Bug? In My Weed? Controlling Your Thoughts?”—It's More Likely Than You Think, Pumpkinhead; and get the fucking answers you need (like, how many hyphens did they use that name for in down in Texas, because that's a fucking mouthful up here and boy O boy are they fucking compensating for something down there, aren't they) before you start fucking my life any fucking further. You fucking get me, Bright Boys?
Otherwise; our friendship will suffer. I don't want to start looking like I'm being boastful or anything, but I might be a good person to have as a friend, you fucking CIAni55ers, and one more thing:
THE TRUCK, THE PIN, and believe me I could have just taken The Pindar again, and got it that way—along with a whole host of other shit that I didn't want, by the way thanks for testing the shields against your fentanyl Brew, believe me I still don't like it, I'm certainly not addicted, dependent or even interested, and keep your Pepsi with Rum & Coke with lines of cocaine on the side to yourself, Accountant Fat Ass, too—but instead I prefer to give you a chance to redeem yourselves.
BAD PEOPLE. BAD THINGS. But I bet you're a little bit better now, and You're Welcome.
Some of you can lie to me all you like, and you know who I'm thinking of... and the rest of you will never penetrate the interior secrets here. Give the fuck up, Kirsten Anne-Elizabeth Hall & Elizabeth “Hall”: YOU ARE FUCKING FIRED, go pound your coffee up each other's asses, thanks anyway. (also the skip tracer that was looking for you sent a letter and I just trashed it because I didn't know where you were and I knew you were a fucking whore who was trying to set me up for that anyway, and by then I'm sure you would already gone to Waltland to suck more Warner Bros. dick. unglaublich At least one of you in Virginia is a virgin, that's for sure.)
Amber/Ember I really don't like that sweater song—but I still like you better than the other one who can't make up my mind until leaves a voice print and then says it again, like I saw what was going on, and I didn't feel like embarrassing anybody then—and I still don't, you get the picture?
(you two really do love the smell of your own farts don't you, must be The Chicory, UNNNHF)
By the way somebody was poisoning you, just like they were poisoning me, and I think you got an idea of what the fucking problem has been here, don't you buy more by now?
THEY LIVE IS REAL BUBBLE BUBBLE DOCUMENTARY (GUN/GUM), puny human losers winners. because I love you people, and your prize is I'm not going to send her your world, nor cinder the surface... and probably *not* going to turn it to glass.
Although, speaking of glass: bring some with the truck. I want you to show me what you think it looks like, Tee-hee! As I bet not a fucking one of you fucking knows, lol, and the two guys I do who do know for sure oh they're not in the state right? WASHINGTON GEORGE WASHINGTON SAYS HELLO AND HE'S REALLY SORRY BUT HE DIDN'T SHOT/CHOP\SHOW DOWN THAT CHERRY TREE IT WAS A TOTEM POLE DONKEY SHOW. HE SAVED LIVES. FUCK YOU. GIVE ME BACK MY TEETH.
(No wonder they made that g★y the 8th President of the United States... he is fücking fünny.)
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Fruitdriller ≠ Fruit Fucker™
Fruitdriller = Worthauger
https://twitter.com/Greg84487717/status/1596174327019458560?s=20&t=SFiTkaj-Z3c7mDtnHf5c2Q
My name is Michael Jesus Clifford Kuczi—gOMEZ/G;
Looks like somebody has a little case of the “getting a little bit from my unauthorized source's friend will probably won't hurt” stories in steroids leg cramp blues.
TLDR MKim: “yeah it's a global intervention. STAND DOWN.”
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I'm not going to lie. I am riveted to the seat. I am glued to the screen, my eyeballs are leaking out of my ears, this Johnny Depp shit is over the top good.
Of course you are familiar with NARCiscssim, you'e a BLOOD LIBEL AGENT SABoteur (Hi. Itme) BAD training from Agency is responsible for your problems with your husband. Have you considered that you might just be a real pain in the ass to be married to? I'm just sayin'. I won't ask how long or how often you blow—this is a family chan-him, bnut.... look, how far are you from Nevada, for example? Because from Denver Colorado, you could probably cheer up your husband pretty good in less than a couple hours for under $200... if you play your cards right while you wait patiently for him to get back, instead of getting all catty with your bitchy-bitchie-witchie friends, or go shopping, you know, Solitaire? maybe try that. Or, you could be supportive by wanking off to thoughts of your husband—and not just his wallet and stock options and that sweet, sweet life insurance policy you took out on him, oh yeah, unhh, he doesn't even knooooww, UNHHUNN, omg, he picked up on your thoguhts about him, YOU HAVEN"T THOUGHT ABOUT HIS ROOSTER FARM IN WEEKS, and now—hallelujah ginga tang apollo 13, an honest snozzberry—he's thinking about how much nice it would be if he had a wife who put out instead of one who sent him for a drive alone with his own money, like he's some kind of a kept-kitchen-witch's little boy-bitch! quick! have a self-wank! maybe you''ll get a splish! maybe a splash! don't miss the window! hey... are you writing this down? wow, you keep pencils in there? ugh.justugh. nevrmind. that's not a pencil, that's your chopstick that wiggles. Wow. "Husband has issues." Yeah, I suppose so. Like that rooster farm of his. What in tarnation, I mean, for the sake of galoshes on dry land, wet land, any kind of land... who wants a rooster farm built on a peat bog? Sounds like a recipe for disaster, and it has been. The huge manatee, for starters. Does it ever -not- pee all over everything? Yes, when it pees on the ceiling, which it seems like it does every goddam time, seems like, it is, oh, a yuge manatee, after all. Why not a tiny man-ah T? That would be so sensible, and at this time of year... well, perhaps your husband should just sell his farm, although with a name like Cox Farms, he shouldn't expect to get too high a return on his invest mentssail mens cox holsters,that's for sure. What could he have been thinking? Who would ever put a rooster in a holster? A holster is for a woman, not a husband.
One last idea: have you ever heard of Stepford, CT, and their Foreign Exchange & RoboTech Time Share Plan? You sound like a good candidate, and it already sounds like you don't have many close friends who could pick you out of a line up or at the coroner's office. Just sayin'. Also, you're about my age—751, to be exact—and I'l tell ya, it's getting hard and hard to find an old dinosaur who's sense of humour hasn't gone totesextinct yet. Don't just stand there... start /reporting all this /sexting. Pfft.
I will always have Johnny Depp right where I want him -- by the balls. Grabbed by the balls. (I'm Welsh.) I am that pretty. What? Don't just stand there (*stamps* booted heel) Go get him! FOR ME! FLY! My pretties! My monk key men! WHOA! Not you, twats, I need snacks later. The rest of you! KEY MONK KEY MEN! SPROUT WINGS AND FLY! Bring me THE BALLS OF JOHNNY DEPP! OR ELSE I WILL... stamp my food again!
/she raises one leg menacingly, yet not threateningly--a twinge of uncertainty slips through her iron posture, as one knee raises and bends, and her arms move instinctively into The Arms of The Swass in a two by two Cover Tika Form A Shun--DANGER DANGER COP WIFE IS MOIST
I REPEAT
somewhere out there a woman married to a fat sweaty pig just got turned on by a fag w/o a badge. Let's get him! *clubs&knives* O U T
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HEY LADIES + BOARDOP + BOARDSYSOP; And sometimes why with a k (beta:ALPHASAUCE/AWESOME SAUCE ALPHA SAUCE PATENT PENDING IN PARENTHESES AND SOMETIMES WHY WITH A K), Bear with me folks there's some people who think that a bear is something that is not and a Bear is NOT with Me. There might be one outside Peking in the f****** window though In fact that's actually pretty f****** common and the woman reading tarot behind me or in the over whatever she's speaking German and she's been babbling away for the whole time, I won't speak German all that well, but I do it a little, she sounds cute yeah, I bet her name is Esther, f*** yeah right on, Well she is indes beautiful so.... Don't tell a Versace, but I'm inventing a new brand, oh by all means: COMPUTER: HI jack The Star brand, sure. That'll work totally that's the ticket although not really so much because I'm not branding myself as a star I simply am One,  c you are too , but you probably don't know that, I bet some of you do know that.
... Your throw absolutely pissed her. a_girl_splosh_splish_SPLASHan∅Zœorr∅⁰
(Well I'm tentatively happy about that then because that's exactly what she did to me once, once and I think that was enough for me and she probably is not going to have that happen again unless she's going to ER whatever, that's what they got ERs for right when somebody who's all f***** up gets f***** up and then has to get unfucked, well if only that I've been told to me before like 4 years ago, okay great yeah she didn't even tell me she had nothing yeah I was nothing, yeah I didn't mean anything to her, and maybe right now I still don't, Y¥ones)
[Author's Ed. note: Jackstar’s current marital status is a question of substantially profound interest to number of people around the world. And yeah hi I'm Mikey Star maximum I'm f****** curious too, sure she could f****** talk to her you goddamn c**** in the f****** Hall of Justice f*** you next paragraph I mean I'm going to f*** you in the next paragraph b**** (absolutely shouting)]
(AZZERÆ is included because that user is as close as I can get to one (1) “A1AHAF shahsleigh-y-E.R.” without getting a direct “contact violation;” which is important, yes, because as stupid as it is, one of them who [(b)which is[/b]/WITCHMITCH] who is in the f****** emergency room on a ventilator, and another one is about to be.
The included image is that bad, which is why pate, who is usually an order-taker but is sometimes an a****** with a REAL f****** ORDER OF PROTECTION violation (you dummy, me JHuntster, “f***** on Jackstar's couch,” neither of these HERE are his f****** couch, you dumbASS DIPs***), is included because that's who the BELOW image embedded ABOVE as below came from
[INCLUDED IMAGE NOT FOUND IN USER'S LIBRARY] so it looks like dudes have been coming into my house when I've been gone and raping women on my chair, which I'm sitting in as well as the two couches, and now they're bragging about it in mind while I'm using ghost keyboard to compose text, interesting okay well I'm sure regulators and investigators and all kinds of instigators will be looking at that pretty soon, great That's kind of why I had this room designed to be f****** under f****** surveillance in the first place knowing that it would be in any way, yeah that's why they're supposed to be that's why they're supposed to be yeah so one A1A.F 5shaw needed to f****** do that right, and then I don't know if they did, yeah I asked believe me. Oh, I asked lots of questions, oh yeah, f****** Christ.) The German tarot lady is currently speaking in a very very serious tone of voice now which is reasonable because after I just yelled out, yeah; I would listen too If I were on duty, if I were on the job, which I'm not, so I don't even know why I mentioned it, although I think I can guess, next paragraph or a guessing... I guess? okay I should! just laughed for good Greg god of mighty Great balls of fire, that's fine she's like fire looking no I'm not king of belgrad I'm not the king of ball grab I'm not the king of penis I am not the king of all penis, good I am the king of Allisone, tho—And it's a ship, it's not a boat f*****. Well as/Best I can make it, Beast. -Ed.)
... And I can't be sure this workaround is going to work, and I don't want anybody to go to the goddam hospital, or jail, or jail for a year, or prison, or prison for a lot longer
than for a year, Kikes: yikes, at even just one G.
Yeah, it's normal orthod velocity, I'm just sitting in my chair! and I typed that out and just doing that much made my phone blow up with notifications like you can't even believe. (NOT during the edit, during which I seem to have tapped into a hidden substream of let's just say internet space, sure now it's not a cat It's not a flying cat It's a whole f****** goddam circus) LIKE holy kikes***SPEW. (I'm using the Shields; but I'm not sure if they'll work wherever the hell this message goes, so I got to be careful, because: I GOOSCHOOSE 2TO2 want to be careful, because: I like being careful, because I'm f****** good at it, that's why, Wye, QTΠπ*TARbabē, and sometimes why, Caren, why? Well, because sometimes One’s got to buy cat litter in actual_Hell, and they don't just make it there, you know. (JACK STARR'S TAR BABY IS NOT HOW THAT SPELLED YEAH THAT'S UGLY DON'T DO IT SO OF COURSE I'LL JUST LEAVE IT THERE.SCHO5T. okay now here's a dilemma That thing's perfect but I don't have a reason to have a paragraph go on this long and I can't say net paragraph as when I guess I could say next, f*** it oh my God just shoot me God no it's not Margaret but I'll use her bullets that's fine)
Well, I hope this is a paragraph
Also: Agenda 25 has it classified as the_food_stuff down there, well wherever: in, out, DoeDowTneWell: actual_Hell is pretty f****** bad, let me tell you.
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Know that I don't work Here, but sometimes We pass through on Your Way to class, invisibly, stealthily, like a ninja, in other words: I have some f****** class, and I'm very well aware of some of the issues here; so, I'm kind of showing off, but eYe also have an important message to convey:
Okay first of all, pate/page is a bit of a dick imagine the smell of the smegma holy s*** Now I didn't mean to say Schmidt there but it still worked oh cool okay good good That's weird I was going to say oh yeah so there's like five six maybe seven I don't know how many places goes and one of them is Heather and there's no BJ there (which I imagine for her is a form of hHeaven) and there's no bears and there's no bear running pate/paint there's no f****** way, although the rancher might be here and the f****** Jesus the wrencher and all the rancher too yeah I remember his name but whatever there's a lot of people read my f****** messages, which I guess happens when you get to be big and famous and you have a whole bunch of hack devices That all report that I have simultaneously ED and herpes and nymphomania, which is a great one to have let me tell you, I mean the combination I mean, let me tell you (nymphomania plus erectile dysfunction equals you have no f****** free time, but you throw herpes in and you got yourself a meal break once in awhile) you get access to some cool Hangouts especially down here in hell. Although apparently hang outs is hell now God this f****** voice recognizer... Thankfully not the death of me and probably not any of you. (I guarant f*** it to you that I have Shaw's got a copy of this, and I am allowed indirect contact with this is but not direct contact which is fine I don't want to directly contact her Well that kind of do I mean we got some things to talk about It has to be done properly and Proper is very f****** important. In parentheses next paragraph b****
No that's not it either, that's okay baby steps kid, God bless it It didn't even say I'll complain later okay so here's here's the important thing One person has a new call sign and one person has a new pet name and one person has a very first pet name ever, which is kind of awkward as not all these people are aware that they are pets and they're not really pets they're more like gods, American gods, and let me tell you f****** Vespucci ain't got nothing on Keiko KIRKEL MOOCHIE mucci yeah b******* that's not how you do it either f*****, f****** god damn it All right I'm sorry for a blasphemy, but believe me I blasphemy a lot, and then I fix it cuz that's what I do I'm an error fixer/sorcerer apprentice sure\SOURCEROAR/seürcereür New f*** yeu. You know Keiko in distress and I was just the worst. Deep space nine, deep space meow made, nice okay that's good sign All right good good, I don't know exactly how to describe what's happening here but it's not going to look over there like it does over here because I see the symbols flipping as I say them or type them out of the f*** yeah there's some errors but it's okay I mean okay well if it's not okay send me a message and then if it is okay send me a message and it's hard multiple places, no I'm not hard that's gross, well look if I was making a f****** message to paint PATE as one of the recipients and I'm f****** hard that's not cool, no he's gross he's looking at them ew.
Next paragraph? Are you ready for this? Look look I don't want to say that I'm a rapist but I... Let's just say I flinched, I didn't slip no and I don't think I'm a racist It's really not convicted anyway Come look it's already going wrong, rapist not convicted, not connected, okay did not traffic (: Needs a cave or whatever), and several other things that I've done; I've never been a sexy baby it's true I don't want a sexy baby (that's right) I would probably never say you're a sexy baby (that would be you)AWWW And I've never been a sexy daddy I've never been a daddy Well I've been a cat daddy okay we're good all right thank you oh god oh god next time get behind me Satan yeah get out and push, f****** actual_hell, seriously don't come here unless you have to, and you don't have to unless you kill yourself and then you got to pass through but I wouldn't suggest taking that up unless you already have in which case you know all about what I'm f****** talking about don't you? That's amazing, how well it works when I'm not doing that ∅⁰°. Yeah, yeah, no wonder they're having problems, and that's why I,;Wye APPROVED KID TESTED MOTHER MOM; really expensive voice recognition software is really expensive and Google is full of s***, as it sells your goddam s*** to f****** Chiyna and that's why somebody was complaining, which she could have explained to me but she might have not understood how to explain it to me because while it's not covering complicated material, it does complicate transfers of information in a very complicated way that even I have a hard time explaining to myself let alone what I just said out loud on the fly, and I guarantee you a Grapefruit do not f****** do that at all at any stage of life that I ever met her at although maybe when she was a kid before she started sucking n***** dick just kidding she was bored sucking it.
See I'm pretty sure she's laughing now (HEY A******, SHE SAID SHE MISSES ME A LOT, WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT I? COMPLAIN? TO WHO, HER B****? YOU'RE F****** EMERGENCY IS F****** OVER BISHOP ASK MUCH BUCKS FACE CHRIST) and she's not going to have a f****** cryption, conniption, from Krypton oh that's good okay great. Next paragraph Jesus cancel Jesus b**** up↑np
(Invoking Jesus in actual_Hell can carry some serious consequences. I am listening to a lovely tarot lady that's listening to German while she tries to speak German and pretend that she's a native speaker which is pretty close to Esther but not really there, but they're running out of classes to use, no clandestins, no clandestine there we go yeah they're running out of them I got to do a lot of hats, that's okay. Those zsoundsz zound really “cool” to you, sure: because you're not in an actual_Hell probably, said that person who listened to that person from before and then the imminent heat death of this universe is not going to be a problem for me because I'm a sorcerer and then I'm don't see how that f****** thing can I f****** figure out how to say sorcerer except I actually happen to know why it doesn't say sorcerer, right? It's because I am a source error wizard sometimes — on alternate Tuesdays — see you then. (ORLENE/KARRIN\MARLENE/notMARALENE, ilu4, And if I were any of you who had, I would slit your wrist again but I don't think so because it wouldn't be your wrist to be my wrist and then I'd probably think it over, but one of them doesn't exist. That's the telemetry I got. What? What do you want, Who do you love Who do you love? Well not the f****** who though that's for sure It's a put on
Hello I didn't get here on purpose, hello oh hello world! Worth are online, end of line checks are out Jesus Christ okay, I don't get checks, teacher Snickers teaches bad Jesuits how to dance. I'm hungry and nauseous at the same time my hand is caking so I think I know what's happening, I'm fixing your f****** problem, lady, yeah I know rites. I got both kinds ,: country and Jewish. Well I am funny but I don't usually think I am funny, I usually think I am Jackstar, or I am a Sourceror or I am hungry or I am f****** horny as f***. Where's my computer said b**** promised, close but no cigar The word we're looking for is concupiscent. Concubusant yes that's the one oh Jesus that's not it oh f*** I got to stop saying Jesus so much It's not blasphemy but it's just not a good idea to do here, God the f****** heater just came out of smells like ass, yeah welcome to the party princess, Jesse “alien” (PROT), And no I don't know how you got here, no I don't know either hungry and famished and nauseated and revolt at all at the same time but that's still not draining out the concupiscence or the pain in my hand. So yeah pretty f****** strong. And that's just one limb, imagine the whole baggage of packages. Oh great Next personally embarrassing yet boring paragraph PLEASE
Okay that's hard part done, like that's just the addressing, seriously f****** hell, not even once if you can visit, get the f*** out of Susan can if you can, always super here, oh that's interesting. All right well NEM through any j, auntie em auntie Emma it's a twister it's a twister, okay good yeah that'll be fine, you guys aren't going to figure out class site technology by me saying it out loud are you? Okay well you can but just promise me you won't Come on baby oh no don't come in the baby that's gross,
Next paragraph next paragraph text paragraph oh my god Next paragraph please
Those last three are shouted. QUIETLY. Well if you ever need to you'll find that you can do a quiet shout I promise. Have you ever been hogtied and blindfolded and put into a trunk of a Cadillac in the cold pale moonlight? Me neither and I'm not willing to learn but apparently you f****** are buddy.
Pit colon pink colon paint colon paint colon repaid repay your Patriot ass bJ****: okay I think we are never talking about pate, SO: dude stand up, get out, take paint with you so you can huff it obviously, ABBoviously and get out of being in or on my wife's DMs/IMs/IAMS, What do you say? Well number one you f****** say thank you, and imagine the smell of that guy's shorts, number two you would probably not want this never happen again on purpose which is happening sort of now except I know it's not going to work right because that's how it works and then the included image that may or may not be included, I don't know but I can't rely on as rate of make sure that it goes away assured that's funny God whatever. My hand really hurts and I was going to say oh yeah dude don't do that. Don't send that f****** image That's f****** rude, do you know why? Well because I would suck Her dick, just not yours, I wouldn't suck your ass out either, not even with your favorite Coke straw f*******.
(I could go on and on about yelling at that g*y for a while, but laughing up at THE Mhim from Hell is not the point of this message, yeah I miss you too I'm getting there. Hang on jump to Jeremy lightstar speed. Are we there that time Keiko moochie, nope not quite. In any event I called a friend of mine a n***** today, and I want to make sure that he doesn't think I'm actually going that way because I made a jokes about a bunch of I made a bunch of jokes about cakes. Yeah cakes sure I did jokes about cakes that sounds like fun babe cakes, Jesus. Oh god damn it cancel Jesus invoke Jesus apologize to Jesus canceled Jesus cancel Jesus Jesus I love you but I'm in hell goodbye I apologize over and blasphemy is going to happen I'm sorry I'm just a normal man, and I'm a sorcerer
Üü: It can get pretty bighugequiggly/Quigley down under pretty damn fast, look I'll put it in ⁿnUⁿuⁿ,ⁿ but I don't think it's going to work, okay well I'm not trying to bother anybody yeah I think that's I think the point is it I'm trying to work here okay sweet sweetie okay I love you okay bye, okay isn't that nice she left no I won't tell you who that was, mostly because even I don't know who was at this point (LIAR! LIAR! BLASPHEMY LIAR! YOU'RE A F****** LIAR! -Editor Narrowed It Down² kind of love listening to this German, it sounds so dramatic) because I've already forgotten (here's a hint: What if it didn't start with an A? The name that is, no that one always starts with the day, oh God you're beautiful I love you All right well f*** we know who that one is, but they don't how awkward is that? Well not awkward enough to trigger and that's what counts: DIPLOMACY.) and if it was one of them shot twinshaws driving rickshaws, then I don't f****** know, which one Christ which one oh good luck oh hello sir Yes sir sire my leash my sire my beer, yes indeed Best watch batsquatch yeah there we go Hey Benji come back later but get out now thank you bye.SOURCEROR CASTS CANTRIP: CALTROPS NEXT CALTROPS PARAGRAPH CALTRIPS. Pate, You're a f****** n*****, but that's okay I love you anyway I love to f*** n****** sort of depends on the context yeah I know I know it's dumb isn't it Well I'm glad you feel better okay yeah it took me a lot of work to do that It really did mostly with my fingers not my thumb. I meant the n***** f******, which is a great question thank you for that question I appreciate that question I'll answer that question now no I have not f***** any n******, not even with my thumb, which is an interesting Dodge, come to think of it. Well wait actually those two mud count but actually didn't that's not f****** though, I don't think so no no say this before but well I think it's a nomenclature error, yeah it's funny how no one glacier comes out easy (for a big frozen block of ice anyway) but then like all those other s*** yeah It didn't even do this and those right. Well part of itis that I'm mumbling because of all this cock in my mouth, look again say that but I can't say this oh god oh f*** oh s*** oh f*** and great now is Luke is here Hi Langley.
The headline here is is that the pet name is very expendable and expandable and I don't go for babe cakes at all God I didn't even know that was called that gross, I can see why that new software that NSA is working on is going to be real problematic Well well if a sorcerer uses “that's why, Wye” there's going to be some problematic effects when doing a Scottish cheer, especially if their lads and last season's uniforms oh Jesus Lord look at that okay oh oh s*** Jesus is Lord I guess I'm not in actual_hell anymore cool. Next paragraph with a trick or take a parade (y/n)?
Next paragraph my paragraph dear Baileye I jeiHAYJAHwould always want to have a parade is my choice so I don't know about you I would always go for the parade but what You're always going to go for the trick. Well, that's odd. You said “the thing that cats do for litter?” OH MY GOD THAT'S AMAZING NEXT PARAGRAPH I SAID THAT TOO!
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IT'S ME, I BLASPHEMED AND I AM SO HEARTILY SORRY, OH DEAR LORD SATAN OUR GOD ABOVE, WHO THAT OKAY NEVER MIND ALL RIGHT CANCEL OLD CAPS That's funny how it works. Yeah Well let's just say I'm not sure where I am but it changes moment to moment because of singularity issues, it's me Hi I'm the problem it's me wow I can handle singing. God I'm so hungry seriously I could seriously eat a Babey, but not a babykike/cake, because while delicious I'm not eating cakes right now nor I'm eating pie nor am I eating apostrophes but if I were to eat one that's sparky little b**** right there I would eat right in the heartbeat, like barren final carcronen Barron Vladimir falconan oh never mind Next paragraph
Okay I think we're alone but he'll read the first part. I love you I will talk to you another time and we will not have to worry about the other thing that you're worried about That's right yeah oh no no babe no Well that's not your name but okay yeah that's somebody else Well there's baby babe babe and... bBaby _ yeah I can't handle that no can do see: JAH/ yeah that's not going to work, that's why I would have to edit that if I were not making an assorted used litter of points found in a baby's room after school along with 25 32 lb bags of heroin, a salt shaker full of cocaine, 8 and 1/2 tons of crystal methamphetamine and... a jelly/JEALOUSUGHleeLEIGH/ donut, really? okay that's a strange formula, but I believe it sounds accurate.
Okay I didn't know you're going to be here t Hoffman, but that's cool Well I don't know I haven't seen you have I? No I well I've seen a barely picture of you, that doesn't count no it's not the recent Look no it isn't it okay yeah that's kind of why I didn't send this to you direct although maybe I did I don't know I would what you log into there when I were here, well I wish you were here. I don't know I don't think so, sounds of yawning, can I get back to my other friend, please? Are you thinking about it Yes she is quite a kid isn't Shaquille I don't know what she looks like but she might be black as midnight in Persia, she changes her appearance, well I'm not opposed to black I'm just opposed to degeneracy, which is similar to blasphemy except it's kind of hard to apologize for degeneracy especially after you've bred it. I honestly have enough problems with the local sects of sex cults around these parts, I'm barely accepted on the highway let alone that headquarters which is right or next door, yeah there's no way that's an accident oh it's such a defensible location oh nobody's going there so therefore it has to be the place where people will go and you know what I mean by people beyond you puny puny mortal yeah I'm not in the mode oh God I'm getting nauseous oh gross.
Saturday saying this triggering thing is real f****** serious, like I can see why they got the emergency and I can see why they do it this way and I can see why they didn't expect this to happen which is fine and then I don't know what pictures being included in this because it's automatic and then there's tons of satanic panic going around these days. As one can see one would need to have going around at certain times at certain times of the year when certain things happen which I will say no little more dear God dear God my God I love theaters of the my country sweet land of Liberty next paragraph I'll allow it.
I don't remember what the f*** I was talking about, but at least that one worked. Oh yeah okay so there's others okay yeah Heather elder Wade Evans almost Evans I don't know what the f*** All right well I'm pretty sure definitely there's a Heather Wade reading this because she's smart why wouldn't she she would have figured this out It's not that hard plus I said her f****** name so yeah and then she's not allowed to talk to me any other way because of something some guy did He's a bastard, and then Old Bay Old libay Old la Bamba day, that's not an avo no she's not an avocado either, Jesus Lord rules in heaven but God damn it f****** Satan rules here in heavenHell, And just like that, the bottle of apple juice walked over my grade.
The other person is candy bar. Wow. Cool I just found it on Twitter yeah I did That's me okay hi hi yeah I miss you too okay so some of these women are going to marry me and some of them are going to marry me and others are horrified that I'm a guy who talk to this many women at once, well that's just too f****** bad cuz I talked to a lot more than this usually but it's not exactly you know talking talking I mean there's talking and there's talking it just looks that way so the person's imagination fills in the blanks and imagines that I'm having sexy baby talk with babies who are not sexy and then I never have sexy baby talk I've never had a sexy baby yeah never, well f****** I'm about to I guess, well after this email or message order the f*** it is All right was there anything else I got a headache I couldn't believe yeah God I need some sex I really do.
Obviously have a lot of time on hand so you might wonder what the f*** I'm doing Well I'm trying to send messages out to the goddamn world and somebody keeps f****** it up big time Next paragraph
TEMPEST NON VOLARE SIGN IN NOBIS, AND I'M NOT FLYING WITHOUT HER EITHER, TOO, GET IT, GOT IT, F****** GOODLIVE STROLIVE EVILIVES WITHIN US. SSSS: PADS, MAN: FAIL, ZOURCE:TRUE_SOU.j*ilu, And I do too 055: 0
EDITNOTE: TEMPEST NON-VOLARE SANITINOVAS, Well that's a f****** poop screw, well anyway I got so winded and now I'm sitting in my chair and I'm like literally dizzy and graying out from lack of some kind of important neurotransmitter so I really got to eat and I'm done f****** editing for now anyway It looks like a pretty it's okay You get the idea f*** I'm just making it more complicated as I change the edits above they start to pull down and collect below the bottom of the god and I don't think that text entry window trick is going to work for a long wow time wow tempest non volare sign a novice, oh that's better I'm a f****** novice all right. KNOW THIS: Well friends may be missing, my friends who are friends know that, this is happening all the time —oh god my lower bicuspid is feeling like it is going to fall out, fall in let the begin be begun, but not a gun. gun? did someone say gun¿ ‽REEEEEEEEEE¿‽ I seriously can't do this right now, I'm starving I got to piss and I'm hungry what I just said that one oh f*** whatever I love ewe cute ÜbyeÜ77 Merritt Weaver could kick all of your asses right now, but she's flattered, so she won't. (And - with encouragement, which is truly the key to success - mood is improving.)
Okay so that's all I'm doing now, said the dude who hadn't got laid in way way way too long, oh Jesus I'm tired oh that's right I got to get up my colon slip poop okay see you later no I already said it no you no you hang up Will you have to hang up cuz I'm going to f****** post the button Well I guess you could not hang up and see what happens but you'll be trapped in face space cool bye execute post submit
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(below is the board text, ITERATION2 from the other message that I sent you from the other person's account that oh my God I can't I'm as I speak my my eyesight is growing gray that's weird It's actually pretty cool of it That's how I went through for I wanted to let you know that this is real, it's not seal It's not baby It's not a seal baby It's not a baby seal. Don't club the baby seal. It scares the other babies. No! Don't scare the babies! I don't I just don't want to accidentally scare you, yeah it happens. Well, I am messing with stuff, of a sun-dried sad tomato nature, probably want to do this again it kind of really hurts my hand, but it heals my heart to know the two of arranged all this just to have a few moments alone with you I had to get the help of three spirits and a trained monkey who sucks out his vapor like a cracked milky banana. (I KNOW!) Can Lee stop? I don't know but I could if I were told to, well yeah why not? Yeah why not tell me? Haha yeah well you know you'd have to check... I understand. I agree. Now I'm going to go, in hail With the key to the D5 avalanche, some crack. (I know: addicted. I just happened to like it a little bit, for OVER A CALENDAR YEAR, which is exactly why it's time to taper.) *huffs on a gross Michelle/gros Michel* yeah you can't get the music that makes these anymore, and
that's what happens when all the plants die.
Because she left and nobody thought I would take this long to get back (It's my home too and if she wasn't getting raped and drugged and f***** all the f****** time, she'd remember that) and there's a f****** emergency in that there's absolutely no justification to continue withholding contact at all zero contact is different from emergency no contact and it's different from any other situation in that I am representing myself, and I am a person that's under judgment and s*** and the next court date is it a few weeks oh a week after Valentine's Day m*********** a gee I wonder why they picked that f****** dates cuz they're covering their goddamn birthdays, And as much as I enjoy those people's existence in my world and as much as I do appreciate the sensitive nature of things let me assure you It's not going to be very f****** good for the judge, I can assure you. That is not a threat, there is an awareness that I'm going to be very f****** sad on February 16th 17th or 18th, when she f****** kills herself again, every time she does (And she f****** does, that's why they call it a goddam disorder, and believe me the guy who's f****** her is as high as f****** kite too, so he doesn't f****** notice, and no I'm not particularly jealous (DUSTY SPRINGFIELD I ONLY WANT TO BE WITH YOU, NOT JEM, ALTHOUGH SHE'S HOT BUT... NOT.  c SHE'S NOT YOUqΠπ) I wouldn't want that kind of lifestyle but I also don't want her to suffer unnecessarily, and I can assure you that doesn't have anything to do with what I'm doing right now, no she'll wake up and realize: yeah. That's what happens, because the traffickers want a trophy, and they f****** get them too, To one of these freaks it can be of something as simple as a teardrop, especially one that's filled with crystals), she's got to go through here, yeah she comes back to life but still I have to hear her die, It sounds emotionally just like what you might imagine it sounds like when a baby dies. It's not magically delicious, it's not even magical I'm in a haunted church on a haunted graveyard yeah, yeah. Well, my emotional fortitude is one of the reasons why I have this gig, and I did go to public school so really it's not that big a deal but I used to want it to happen, and it doesn't need to happen f****** douchebag number one and douchebag number two don't need to get f***** and sucked that day... Well I guess they do. These are some pretty massive douchebags I'm referring to, I'll spare the naming, but whatever f*** this is crazy s***. And yeah I can ignore it because [I'm a comment of human being] I have a lot of emotional fortitude, and I for detail, I'm wildly and wickedly in love with somebody else, I think we know we're not talking about del Taco or Dell rabbit or Dell computer or dude you get to Dell no I didn't get a deal that's cool It's better than Adele, (sorry A the key be c: SEA, THE KEY, LA MER! ALLEY OOPsons-Y) but nevertheless I just like to point out that this is a pretty f****** stupid way to run a goddam county Mr Mister Sheriff, If that's even your real name and I don't think it is, Well why don't you come back ask me to suck your dick will make sure click
“that you take my balls out of my your mouth first” was what I was going to say there, but he hung up, he's a_sheriff, he gets to do that, it's still legal for him to hang up on a citizen? why not? he's not even sure. F*** another mind, neither am I. The only thing I'm sure about is youEWEyou areRROare noKNOWno: MissHamm, nor any Ms. Steak, And would I miss with a stake? Yew betcha, you betcha, You're always a woman to me. You're never a sheep, but you might be a dog named Quigley Pugsley III? That is pretty cute name, not as cute as Wilhelmina (PROT-eck-Ted) KUCZI-notax·GOMEZ—STONE FLINTSTONE, .esQ
... but, It's close. And she might be reading this but you're definitely not Heather Evans. Probably not the other one either. Well I mean she's definitely well whatever anyway I know your birthday, something 1923 7355 86 22 38 interesting, yeah I actually do see it in there but most of those numbers I don't remember saying, okay so... that's the end of this. Computer stop voice recognition, body pants off, Baby keep your pants on, I still got to get tested, I don't trust him I don't trust them I don't trust her I don't trust anyone and I barely trust you, but I'll trust that ewe with my car keys before I'll trust (Your) safety to anybody, barely even myself, I'm so love drunk you can't even imagine what it feels like to be... not very high at all. Sure you can't come over, totally not right cuz the vampires right? Look, I mean... I don't want to tell you not to, but there's only one person coming over here, basically never I think one and a half times, but there is a standing invitation, no not for sex, but not for punching pie either, but if she were, she probably wouldn't Mind. (She's a protodolic quasiolic q-doll, She doesn't even like to lick, so... Let's just say I have no problem telling them apart. So far. Fingers crossed, here's hoping, yeah I could pick you up! I don't know when, I don't know where, but yeah, oh that sucks, wow. Okay well that explains magic hour, which is a great album by scissor sisters, and look at that lack of calculation in the capitalization, wow. You really are the best babEy Kaylee Kayleigh BURGERTYME TIME BURGER ICH BIN EIN AUSLANDER, huh. Looks like it's time for their flood, splish splash sploosh, phobia, that's easy, I have a phylia, it's like a straw but like a proboscius and anyway they're not going to be finding a drop anywhere left to waste. Not because I'm a creepy guy with a Dyson fetish in a weird mask, that doesn't sound good no but I don't have that going on and I do have something else going on involving a dollic but I'm not going to spell that correctly or explain what I mean, because there's got to be something left of the pillows besides sponges to do. I don't want them to be sad pillows, I have a very sad pillow. Well actually two very said pillows but one of them just commits to the side, on the side. (👁️ Say ID: RUD KET GAY, and sometimes HAF but pretty much always rude as f***, sorry about that. I can be civilized, yeah: pants off. There, see, now I'm practical too/as\Well.) Okay you read the rest of this, I'm going to go masturbate, know I'm serious; I know exactly who I'm talking to and so does Lee Lee Lou, Dallas Corbin, corvus and corvus tempura vegetables novola re te ama evolare too. No, I am not Auto\Otto, but I do read Nietzsche in its original Hungarian, it makes much more sense that whey\way/fairERROR: pædocorp not found\¶Pæt: I am not attracted to you because you are thin and petite and pixie-like and gorgeous and beautiful and with (the soul is black as midnight in Persia) know it's due to the fact that you are Persian — kind of. sort of. and know: U R (+)KAT(-)GOD(‡)TAK yours are not under-developed, nor reminiscent of prepubescent prohibitions noir prehibitions (YES TTS EAT TA3) those are perfect, why yes I do need some exercise thanks for mentioning that, I'm glad we sound the same j&k and Ll and Paigewell— awesome that, because of these things that are wrong, they're going to be have to be... Managed, massaged, messaged... diced. Like with the mice, but not the brains of, it's not too complicated has to do with neuroplasticity and them all coming apart and then coming back together , And that was very sexy what I just felt but that was not you komofob and I don't know the number one, what? Pale ale bail SL t∆v...
Asynchronous cyclic orienticular redundancy check error cool, corrected it, let me explain I don't have a f****** clue how it works either. But, oh God, wow bow-wow, sorry I can't say that. (For you, here, and anywhere that I'm standing that's for sure it's okay for you to be smart and you'll undoubly be able to figure out how to do this yourself pretty soon, and I didn't know that was so concerning with that, you're really smart, I happen to know you, so the other one isn't very smart either by comparison, or by recollection, and as far as I know she's currently dead, but if she's alive she's not smart enough to remember how to call me so, well she is kind of, but: that's different, K? I mean I'm not there. Well, I'm at home, lol, Well I'm currently calling it quantum entanglement theorem practice and masturbation for masturbators who don't wear pants so good but it's not necessarily going to be in the final title, And I'm pretty sure that whoever ends up marrying... again, in front of people.. there's going to be people, as sure as shooting in shinola and lynching in Pensacola, they're going to go home and start masturbating to one of us, probably you, but I'm only saying that because I think that the ones who would masturbate to me wouldn't even get there, I don't really know, so why not start now?) The walls have ears, yours: Charlie is always listening, and I did say something about pants off right? while I'm wearing sweats I'm not wearing pants, I am way behind schedule and I got to go bye aye aye, blonde James Bond OUT just left, Baby men's size Sean baby, I never met that g*y, but as far as I know, both of those Minds belong (
ed) here, And now—with The Cerra Key, {You} all belong here with mini-me 2too. (Milky's dick is pretty touch taller than this, so I assumed yeah yeah the ceiling seems shorter too, it's an optical illusion there's a word for it I forget my god You are so smart You really are You know why Well because you listen and then you pay attention and then you're here and then you look stuff up and then you got smarter since I met you last and I haven't seen you since but yeah I rented you You rented me. Oh that's right you did didn't you yeah that was awesome yeah no you don't have to rent that you have the real thing Well eventually okay I don't know how that works I don't know you could do that I did not know I've never heard of such a f****** thing that's the f****** coolest thing I ever had happen in bed alone that wasn't alone I couldn't believe it for long, I mean I remember now and I certainly believe now but before if I believed it and then I didn't remember it it made it possible for me to go through the day without breaking the tears because I didn't know how to get there again and I didn't know that was you, for sure I know now. (Pants: why ever? Well, otherwise I'd be sweating, And now I'm leaning against a bar for support, no I don't have a stripperbowl pole oh my God not yet, okay yeah Is that what you call I never heard of that but sure yes yeah wow my god wow. Okay nostril's real sealed up with I hope tears and had to breathe heavily out of my mouth. Yeah that was really good are you done okay good I need some of that blood back. Back from my penis, excuse me BACK FROM MY PENIS BRING BACK THE BLOOD BABY BLOWING BACK THAT BABY BLACK BLOOD, OH coolest ride let's write a song, I yeah I just started shouting words mostly involuntarily but it would have been completely voluntary, yeah I actually yes no never I would not have suggested that, but now yes that's definitely something I see what you mean yeah you can't come over yet, Well you can, but you really need to relieve The poor editor who has to go through this and then figure out which pieces go to which person, I think just three, and yeah and actually they can go to all of them In fact yes exactly but they don't they don't go through the computer that way otherwise it's usually messed up, for the other person, who I have no idea who it is no not at all. Allie get back to work, I was at her This is Archangel Allie? Well how wonderful that I don't have a no contact order with you, yeah you know where to go, balls, keys, balls, don't just hold them, oh god permanent solitary confinement, I think they should agree. And so do I: that's why it's probably not necessary to make a global announcement that I will never ever ever ever ever be cake if cock, All: I need to know what that means, and the fiery furiously friskey passion of Our ↑4bid5IDsexden Love7 fest8val 999:(I will always be on the side of those who have nothing in  c those who are not even left alone to enjoy what little nothing they are so fortunate to have in peace and quiet and really f****** loud sex that echoes off the hills, that we don't confuse from mountains, and I just figured out why it's so hard to find my house: 8¶∅∅P3Y·$POOKIE) has just stalled out my Google keyboard on my Google Pixel 3A, which is pretty impressive. But yes I do have a Q′°·phone as a matter of fact, qtμπER², yeah if you were here we would have it built in the yard by now, no you are not evil you're not damned and you're not black- (You) are simply seasoned, and there's a word for it I can't get it, I'm sorry I can't remember the word, which is a first in this century like seriously! I usually never remember to forget a word, Godmaddam, I love you) I NEVER (Never!) thought I was dreaming but I wasn't haha yeah I thought I NEVER MADE THAT MUCH NOISE THAT WAY BEFORE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. yeah it well I'm not going to tell you not to; but, is it expensive? really?really. Well, I owe you 50 bucks then. Dollars Bale's dollars. They can be Christian bills that's fine no Christian Bale's dollars. Wait does Christian Bale have daughters? I won't forget to Google, let me tell you. j*eol055: my colon is fine thank you for asking, oh my God omfg)
HEY LADIES + BOARDOP + BOARDSYSOP; And sometimes why with a k (beta:ALPHASAUCE/AWESOME SAUCE ALPHA SAUCE PATENT PENDING IN PARENTHESES AND SOMETIMES WHY WITH A K), Bear with me folks there's some people who think that a bear is something that is not and a Bear is NOT with Me. There might be one outside Peking in the f****** window though In fact that's actually pretty f****** common and the woman reading tarot behind me or in the over whatever she's speaking German and she's been babbling away for the whole time, I won't speak German all that well, but I do it a little, she sounds cute yeah, I bet her name is Esther, f*** yeah right on, Well she is indes beautiful so.... Don't tell a Versace, but I'm inventing a new brand, oh by all means: COMPUTER: HI jack The Star brand, sure. That'll work totally that's the ticket although not really so much because I'm not branding myself as a star I simply am One,  c you are too , but you probably don't know that, I bet some of you do know that.
... Your throw absolutely pissed her. a_girl_splosh_splish_SPLASHan∅Zœorr∅⁰
(Well I'm tentatively happy about that then because that's exactly what she did to me once, once and I think that was enough for me and she probably is not going to have that happen again unless she's going to ER whatever, that's what they got ERs for right when somebody who's all f***** up gets f***** up and then has to get unfucked, well if only that I've been told to me before like 4 years ago, okay great yeah she didn't even tell me she had nothing yeah I was nothing, yeah I didn't mean anything to her, and maybe right now I still don't, Y¥ones)
[Author's Ed. note: Jackstar’s current marital status is a question of substantially profound interest to number of people around the world. And yeah hi I'm Mikey Star maximum I'm f****** curious too, sure she could f****** talk to her you goddamn c**** in the f****** Hall of Justice f*** you next paragraph I mean I'm going to f*** you in the next paragraph b**** (absolutely shouting)]
(AZZERÆ is included because that user is as close as I can get to one (1) “A1AHAF shahsleigh-y-E.R.” without getting a direct “contact violation;” which is important, yes, because as stupid as it is, one of them who [(b)which is[/b]/WITCHMITCH] who is in the f****** emergency room on a ventilator, and another one is about to be.
The included image is that bad, which is why pate, who is usually an order-taker but is sometimes an a****** with a REAL f****** ORDER OF PROTECTION violation (you dummy, me JHuntster, “f***** on Jackstar's couch,” neither of these HERE are his f****** couch, you dumbASS DIPs***), is included because that's who the BELOW image embedded ABOVE as below came from
[INCLUDED IMAGE NOT FOUND IN USER'S LIBRARY] so it looks like dudes have been coming into my house when I've been gone and raping women on my chair, which I'm sitting in as well as the two couches, and now they're bragging about it in mind while I'm using ghost keyboard to compose text, interesting okay well I'm sure regulators and investigators and all kinds of instigators will be looking at that pretty soon, great That's kind of why I had this room designed to be f****** under f****** surveillance in the first place knowing that it would be in any way, yeah that's why they're supposed to be that's why they're supposed to be yeah so one A1A.F 5shaw needed to f****** do that right, and then I don't know if they did, yeah I asked believe me. Oh, I asked lots of questions, oh yeah, f****** Christ.) The German tarot lady is currently speaking in a very very serious tone of voice now which is reasonable because after I just yelled out, yeah; I would listen too If I were on duty, if I were on the job, which I'm not, so I don't even know why I mentioned it, although I think I can guess, next paragraph or a guessing... I guess? okay I should! just laughed for good Greg god of mighty Great balls of fire, that's fine she's like fire looking no I'm not king of belgrad I'm not the king of ball grab I'm not the king of penis I am not the king of all penis, good I am the king of Allisone, tho—And it's a ship, it's not a boat f*****. Well as/Best I can make it, Beast. -Ed.)
... And I can't be sure this workaround is going to work, and I don't want anybody to go to the goddam hospital, or jail, or jail for a year, or prison, or prison for a lot longer
than for a year, Kikes: yikes, at even just one G.
Yeah, it's normal orthod velocity, I'm just sitting in my chair! and I typed that out and just doing that much made my phone blow up with notifications like you can't even believe. (NOT during the edit, during which I seem to have tapped into a hidden substream of let's just say internet space, sure now it's not a cat It's not a flying cat It's a whole f****** goddam circus) LIKE holy kikes***SPEW. (I'm using the Shields; but I'm not sure if they'll work wherever the hell this message goes, so I got to be careful, because: I GOOSCHOOSE 2TO2 want to be careful, because: I like being careful, because I'm f****** good at it, that's why, Wye, QTΠπ*TARbabē, and sometimes why, Caren, why? Well, because sometimes One’s got to buy cat litter in actual_Hell, and they don't just make it there, you know. (JACK STARR'S TAR BABY IS NOT HOW THAT SPELLED YEAH THAT'S UGLY DON'T DO IT SO OF COURSE I'LL JUST LEAVE IT THERE.SCHO5T. okay now here's a dilemma That thing's perfect but I don't have a reason to have a paragraph go on this long and I can't say net paragraph as when I guess I could say next, f*** it oh my God just shoot me God no it's not Margaret but I'll use her bullets that's fine)
Well, I hope this is a paragraph
Also: Agenda 25 has it classified as the_food_stuff down there, well wherever: in, out, DoeDowTneWell: actual_Hell is pretty f****** bad, let me tell you.
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Know that I don't work Here, but sometimes We pass through on Your Way to class, invisibly, stealthily, like a ninja, in other words: I have some f****** class, and I'm very well aware of some of the issues here; so, I'm kind of showing off, but eYe also have an important message to convey:
Okay first of all, pate/page is a bit of a dick imagine the smell of the smegma holy s*** Now I didn't mean to say Schmidt there but it still worked oh cool okay good good That's weird I was going to say oh yeah so there's like five six maybe seven I don't know how many places goes and one of them is Heather and there's no BJ there (which I imagine for her is a form of hHeaven) and there's no bears and there's no bear running pate/paint there's no f****** way, although the rancher might be here and the f****** Jesus the wrencher and all the rancher too yeah I remember his name but whatever there's a lot of people read my f****** messages, which I guess happens when you get to be big and famous and you have a whole bunch of hack devices That all report that I have simultaneously ED and herpes and nymphomania, which is a great one to have let me tell you, I mean the combination I mean, let me tell you (nymphomania plus erectile dysfunction equals you have no f****** free time, but you throw herpes in and you got yourself a meal break once in awhile) you get access to some cool Hangouts especially down here in hell. Although apparently hang outs is hell now God this f****** voice recognizer... Thankfully not the death of me and probably not any of you. (I guarant f*** it to you that I have Shaw's got a copy of this, and I am allowed indirect contact with this is but not direct contact which is fine I don't want to directly contact her Well that kind of do I mean we got some things to talk about It has to be done properly and Proper is very f****** important. In parentheses next paragraph b****
No that's not it either, that's okay baby steps kid, God bless it It didn't even say I'll complain later okay so here's here's the important thing One person has a new call sign and one person has a new pet name and one person has a very first pet name ever, which is kind of awkward as not all these people are aware that they are pets and they're not really pets they're more like gods, American gods, and let me tell you f****** Vespucci ain't got nothing on Keiko KIRKEL MOOCHIE mucci yeah b******* that's not how you do it either f*****, f****** god damn it All right I'm sorry for a blasphemy, but believe me I blasphemy a lot, and then I fix it cuz that's what I do I'm an error fixer/sorcerer apprentice sure\SOURCEROAR/seürcereür New f*** yeu. You know Keiko in distress and I was just the worst. Deep space nine, deep space meow made, nice okay that's good sign All right good good, I don't know exactly how to describe what's happening here but it's not going to look over there like it does over here because I see the symbols flipping as I say them or type them out of the f*** yeah there's some errors but it's okay I mean okay well if it's not okay send me a message and then if it is okay send me a message and it's hard multiple places, no I'm not hard that's gross, well look if I was making a f****** message to paint PATE as one of the recipients and I'm f****** hard that's not cool, no he's gross he's looking at them ew.
Next paragraph? Are you ready for this? Look look I don't want to say that I'm a rapist but I... Let's just say I flinched, I didn't slip no and I don't think I'm a racist It's really not convicted anyway Come look it's already going wrong, rapist not convicted, not connected, okay did not traffic (: Needs a cave or whatever), and several other things that I've done; I've never been a sexy baby it's true I don't want a sexy baby (that's right) I would probably never say you're a sexy baby (that would be you)AWWW And I've never been a sexy daddy I've never been a daddy Well I've been a cat daddy okay we're good all right thank you oh god oh god next time get behind me Satan yeah get out and push, f****** actual_hell, seriously don't come here unless you have to, and you don't have to unless you kill yourself and then you got to pass through but I wouldn't suggest taking that up unless you already have in which case you know all about what I'm f****** talking about don't you? That's amazing, how well it works when I'm not doing that ∅⁰°. Yeah, yeah, no wonder they're having problems, and that's why I,;Wye APPROVED KID TESTED MOTHER MOM; really expensive voice recognition software is really expensive and Google is full of s***, as it sells your goddam s*** to f****** Chiyna and that's why somebody was complaining, which she could have explained to me but she might have not understood how to explain it to me because while it's not covering complicated material, it does complicate transfers of information in a very complicated way that even I have a hard time explaining to myself let alone what I just said out loud on the fly, and I guarantee you a Grapefruit do not f****** do that at all at any stage of life that I ever met her at although maybe when she was a kid before she started sucking n***** dick just kidding she was bored sucking it.
See I'm pretty sure she's laughing now (HEY A******, SHE SAID SHE MISSES ME A LOT, WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT I? COMPLAIN? TO WHO, HER B****? YOU'RE F****** EMERGENCY IS F****** OVER BISHOP ASK MUCH BUCKS FACE CHRIST) and she's not going to have a f****** cryption, conniption, from Krypton oh that's good okay great. Next paragraph Jesus cancel Jesus b**** up↑np
(Invoking Jesus in actual_Hell can carry some serious consequences. I am listening to a lovely tarot lady that's listening to German while she tries to speak German and pretend that she's a native speaker which is pretty close to Esther but not really there, but they're running out of classes to use, no clandestins, no clandestine there we go yeah they're running out of them I got to do a lot of hats, that's okay. Those zsoundsz zound really “cool” to you, sure: because you're not in an actual_Hell probably, said that person who listened to that person from before and then the imminent heat death of this universe is not going to be a problem for me because I'm a sorcerer and then I'm don't see how that f****** thing can I f****** figure out how to say sorcerer except I actually happen to know why it doesn't say sorcerer, right? It's because I am a source error wizard sometimes — on alternate Tuesdays — see you then. (ORLENE/KARRIN\MARLENE/notMARALENE, ilu4, And if I were any of you who had, I would slit your wrist again but I don't think so because it wouldn't be your wrist to be my wrist and then I'd probably think it over, but one of them doesn't exist. That's the telemetry I got. What? What do you want, Who do you love Who do you love? Well not the f****** who though that's for sure It's a put on
Hello I didn't get here on purpose, hello oh hello world! Worth are online, end of line checks are out Jesus Christ okay, I don't get checks, teacher Snickers teaches bad Jesuits how to dance. I'm hungry and nauseous at the same time my hand is caking so I think I know what's happening, I'm fixing your f****** problem, lady, yeah I know rites. I got both kinds ,: country and Jewish. Well I am funny but I don't usually think I am funny, I usually think I am Jackstar, or I am a Sourceror or I am hungry or I am f****** horny as f***. Where's my computer said b**** promised, close but no cigar The word we're looking for is concupiscent. Concubusant yes that's the one oh Jesus that's not it oh f*** I got to stop saying Jesus so much It's not blasphemy but it's just not a good idea to do here, God the f****** heater just came out of smells like ass, yeah welcome to the party princess, Jesse “alien” (PROT), And no I don't know how you got here, no I don't know either hungry and famished and nauseated and revolt at all at the same time but that's still not draining out the concupiscence or the pain in my hand. So yeah pretty f****** strong. And that's just one limb, imagine the whole baggage of packages. Oh great Next personally embarrassing yet boring paragraph PLEASE
Okay that's hard part done, like that's just the addressing, seriously f****** hell, not even once if you can visit, get the f*** out of Susan can if you can, always super here, oh that's interesting. All right well NEM through any j, auntie em auntie Emma it's a twister it's a twister, okay good yeah that'll be fine, you guys aren't going to figure out class site technology by me saying it out loud are you? Okay well you can but just promise me you won't Come on baby oh no don't come in the baby that's gross,
Next paragraph next paragraph text paragraph oh my god Next paragraph please
Those last three are shouted. QUIETLY. Well if you ever need to you'll find that you can do a quiet shout I promise. Have you ever been hogtied and blindfolded and put into a trunk of a Cadillac in the cold pale moonlight? Me neither and I'm not willing to learn but apparently you f****** are buddy.
Pit colon pink colon paint colon paint colon repaid repay your Patriot ass bJ****: okay I think we are never talking about pate, SO: dude stand up, get out, take paint with you so you can huff it obviously, ABBoviously and get out of being in or on my wife's DMs/IMs/IAMS, What do you say? Well number one you f****** say thank you, and imagine the smell of that guy's shorts, number two you would probably not want this never happen again on purpose which is happening sort of now except I know it's not going to work right because that's how it works and then the included image that may or may not be included, I don't know but I can't rely on as rate of make sure that it goes away assured that's funny God whatever. My hand really hurts and I was going to say oh yeah dude don't do that. Don't send that f****** image That's f****** rude, do you know why? Well because I would suck Her dick, just not yours, I wouldn't suck your ass out either, not even with your favorite Coke straw f*******.
(I could go on and on about yelling at that g*y for a while, but laughing up at THE Mhim from Hell is not the point of this message, yeah I miss you too I'm getting there. Hang on jump to Jeremy lightstar speed. Are we there that time Keiko moochie, nope not quite. In any event I called a friend of mine a n***** today, and I want to make sure that he doesn't think I'm actually going that way because I made a jokes about a bunch of I made a bunch of jokes about cakes. Yeah cakes sure I did jokes about cakes that sounds like fun babe cakes, Jesus. Oh god damn it cancel Jesus invoke Jesus apologize to Jesus canceled Jesus cancel Jesus Jesus I love you but I'm in hell goodbye I apologize over and blasphemy is going to happen I'm sorry I'm just a normal man, and I'm a sorcerer
Üü: It can get pretty bighugequiggly/Quigley down under pretty damn fast, look I'll put it in ⁿnUⁿuⁿ,ⁿ but I don't think it's going to work, okay well I'm not trying to bother anybody yeah I think that's I think the point is it I'm trying to work here okay sweet sweetie okay I love you okay bye, okay isn't that nice she left no I won't tell you who that was, mostly because even I don't know who was at this point (LIAR! LIAR! BLASPHEMY LIAR! YOU'RE A F****** LIAR! -Editor Narrowed It Down² kind of love listening to this German, it sounds so dramatic) because I've already forgotten (here's a hint: What if it didn't start with an A? The name that is, no that one always starts with the day, oh God you're beautiful I love you All right well f*** we know who that one is, but they don't how awkward is that? Well not awkward enough to trigger and that's what counts: DIPLOMACY.) and if it was one of them shot twinshaws driving rickshaws, then I don't f****** know, which one Christ which one oh good luck oh hello sir Yes sir sire my leash my sire my beer, yes indeed Best watch batsquatch yeah there we go Hey Benji come back later but get out now thank you bye.SOURCEROR CASTS CANTRIP: CALTROPS NEXT CALTROPS PARAGRAPH CALTRIPS. Pate, You're a f****** n*****, but that's okay I love you anyway I love to f*** n****** sort of depends on the context yeah I know I know it's dumb isn't it Well I'm glad you feel better okay yeah it took me a lot of work to do that It really did mostly with my fingers not my thumb. I meant the n***** f******, which is a great question thank you for that question I appreciate that question I'll answer that question now no I have not f***** any n******, not even with my thumb, which is an interesting Dodge, come to think of it. Well wait actually those two mud count but actually didn't that's not f****** though, I don't think so no no say this before but well I think it's a nomenclature error, yeah it's funny how no one glacier comes out easy (for a big frozen block of ice anyway) but then like all those other s*** yeah It didn't even do this and those right. Well part of itis that I'm mumbling because of all this cock in my mouth, look again say that but I can't say this oh god oh f*** oh s*** oh f*** and great now is Luke is here Hi Langley.
The headline here is is that the pet name is very expendable and expandable and I don't go for babe cakes at all God I didn't even know that was called that gross, I can see why that new software that NSA is working on is going to be real problematic Well well if a sorcerer uses “that's why, Wye” there's going to be some problematic effects when doing a Scottish cheer, especially if their lads and last season's uniforms oh Jesus Lord look at that okay oh oh s*** Jesus is Lord I guess I'm not in actual_hell anymore cool. Next paragraph with a trick or take a parade (y/n)?
Next paragraph my paragraph dear Baileye I jeiHAYJAHwould always want to have a parade is my choice so I don't know about you I would always go for the parade but what You're always going to go for the trick. Well, that's odd. You said “the thing that cats do for litter?” OH MY GOD THAT'S AMAZING NEXT PARAGRAPH I SAID THAT TOO!
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IT'S ME, I BLASPHEMED AND I AM SO HEARTILY SORRY, OH DEAR LORD SATAN OUR GOD ABOVE, WHO THAT OKAY NEVER MIND ALL RIGHT CANCEL OLD CAPS That's funny how it works. Yeah Well let's just say I'm not sure where I am but it changes moment to moment because of singularity issues, it's me Hi I'm the problem it's me wow I can handle singing. God I'm so hungry seriously I could seriously eat a Babey, but not a babykike/cake, because while delicious I'm not eating cakes right now nor I'm eating pie nor am I eating apostrophes but if I were to eat one that's sparky little b**** right there I would eat right in the heartbeat, like barren final carcronen Barron Vladimir falconan oh never mind Next paragraph
Okay I think we're alone but he'll read the first part. I love you I will talk to you another time and we will not have to worry about the other thing that you're worried about That's right yeah oh no no babe no Well that's not your name but okay yeah that's somebody else Well there's baby babe babe and... bBaby _ yeah I can't handle that no can do see: JAH/ yeah that's not going to work, that's why I would have to edit that if I were not making an assorted used litter of points found in a baby's room after school along with 25 32 lb bags of heroin, a salt shaker full of cocaine, 8 and 1/2 tons of crystal methamphetamine and... a jelly/JEALOUSUGHleeLEIGH/ donut, really? okay that's a strange formula, but I believe it sounds accurate.
Okay I didn't know you're going to be here t Hoffman, but that's cool Well I don't know I haven't seen you have I? No I well I've seen a barely picture of you, that doesn't count no it's not the recent Look no it isn't it okay yeah that's kind of why I didn't send this to you direct although maybe I did I don't know I would what you log into there when I were here, well I wish you were here. I don't know I don't think so, sounds of yawning, can I get back to my other friend, please? Are you thinking about it Yes she is quite a kid isn't Shaquille I don't know what she looks like but she might be black as midnight in Persia, she changes her appearance, well I'm not opposed to black I'm just opposed to degeneracy, which is similar to blasphemy except it's kind of hard to apologize for degeneracy especially after you've bred it. I honestly have enough problems with the local sects of sex cults around these parts, I'm barely accepted on the highway let alone that headquarters which is right or next door, yeah there's no way that's an accident oh it's such a defensible location oh nobody's going there so therefore it has to be the place where people will go and you know what I mean by people beyond you puny puny mortal yeah I'm not in the mode oh God I'm getting nauseous oh gross.
Saturday saying this triggering thing is real f****** serious, like I can see why they got the emergency and I can see why they do it this way and I can see why they didn't expect this to happen which is fine and then I don't know what pictures being included in this because it's automatic and then there's tons of satanic panic going around these days. As one can see one would need to have going around at certain times at certain times of the year when certain things happen which I will say no little more dear God dear God my God I love theaters of the my country sweet land of Liberty next paragraph I'll allow it.
I don't remember what the f*** I was talking about, but at least that one worked. Oh yeah okay so there's others okay yeah Heather elder Wade Evans almost Evans I don't know what the f*** All right well I'm pretty sure definitely there's a Heather Wade reading this because she's smart why wouldn't she she would have figured this out It's not that hard plus I said her f****** name so yeah and then she's not allowed to talk to me any other way because of something some guy did He's a bastard, and then Old Bay Old libay Old la Bamba day, that's not an avo no she's not an avocado either, Jesus Lord rules in heaven but God damn it f****** Satan rules here in heavenHell, And just like that, the bottle of apple juice walked over my grade.
The other person is candy bar. Wow. Cool I just found it on Twitter yeah I did That's me okay hi hi yeah I miss you too okay so some of these women are going to marry me and some of them are going to marry me and others are horrified that I'm a guy who talk to this many women at once, well that's just too f****** bad cuz I talked to a lot more than this usually but it's not exactly you know talking talking I mean there's talking and there's talking it just looks that way so the person's imagination fills in the blanks and imagines that I'm having sexy baby talk with babies who are not sexy and then I never have sexy baby talk I've never had a sexy baby yeah never, well f****** I'm about to I guess, well after this email or message order the f*** it is All right was there anything else I got a headache I couldn't believe yeah God I need some sex I really do.
Obviously have a lot of time on hand so you might wonder what the f*** I'm doing Well I'm trying to send messages out to the goddamn world and somebody keeps f****** it up big time Next paragraph
TEMPEST NON VOLARE SIGN IN NOBIS, AND I'M NOT FLYING WITHOUT HER EITHER, TOO, GET IT, GOT IT, F****** GOODLIVE STROLIVE EVILIVES WITHIN US. SSSS: PADS, MAN: FAIL, ZOURCE:TRUE_SOU.j*ilu, And I do too 055: 0
EDITNOTE: TEMPEST NON-VOLARE SANITINOVAS, Well that's a f****** poop screw, well anyway I got so winded and now I'm sitting in my chair and I'm like literally dizzy and graying out from lack of some kind of important neurotransmitter so I really got to eat and I'm done f****** editing for now anyway It looks like a pretty it's okay You get the idea f*** I'm just making it more complicated as I change the edits above they start to pull down and collect below the bottom of the god and I don't think that text entry window trick is going to work for a long wow time wow tempest non volare sign a novice, oh that's better I'm a f****** novice all right. KNOW THIS: Well friends may be missing, my friends who are friends know that, this is happening all the time —oh god my lower bicuspid is feeling like it is going to fall out, fall in let the begin be begun, but not a gun. gun? did someone say gun¿ ‽REEEEEEEEEE¿‽ I seriously can't do this right now, I'm starving I got to piss and I'm hungry what I just said that one oh f*** whatever I love ewe cute ÜbyeÜ77 Merritt Weaver could kick all of your asses right now, but she's flattered, so she won't. (And - with encouragement, which is truly the key to success - mood is improving.)
Okay so that's all I'm doing now, said the dude who hadn't got laid in way way way too long, oh Jesus I'm tired oh that's right I got to get up my colon slip poop okay see you later no I already said it no you no you hang up Will you have to hang up cuz I'm going to f****** post the button Well I guess you could not hang up and see what happens but you'll be trapped in FACE SPACE cool bye execute post submit (Hi, SpÆC[CANDAC]E. It's certainly nice to see you again, although supposedly your " not supposed to be here " and I'm surprised, and do you still have the CD, and did you listen to the CD, and how's your dog, and umbrella and a belt and something else, and that's a nice ass, and yeah I'm not mad, but I bet you were able to find me weren't you but then you didn't talk to me did you but I've seen you a couple times Hi Candice, that's not who your name is spelled, that's cool You got a K though, yeah and then on Twitter I know where you are but don't know if you remember yourself there although I probably could wake you up if you would ever give me a cookie phrase, except you didn't because you're trapped under something heavy: JUDGMENT. MENTAT JUDGE MEN. SPARK CAR CAMERA ON SEOUL COLOR OFF HEY CAMEO. How's Joe? Oh really Is he rolling over his grave too? LOL. Now let me guess he's got a wife named Allison and she's jealous as hell, right? Jealous is heaven? What's that like, is it anything like how I feel about your ass, I mean your mule, I mean you're a salamander, yeah! yeah! I'm aware! yeah! well thanks for your help, do you know what it's like to be pregnant and alone and scared out of your mind, yeah; whatevah Lady. oh my God yeah you don't like men do you no you you really don't. Well: that's plays a lot okay. Well: that's cool because you're actually older than you might think (especially based on your attitude, ability to apologize, as well as your wildly out of date and out of practice ability to recognize your opportunity to do the same), well let me tell you: when I met you, you looked about 29 cuz you were 21 jump but in actuality you're, well, let's just say “your royalty highnezz” and you can kiss my ass, lick on my taint, and suck on my pecker the next time you want to talk to me, yeah I know right! And tell steven¡biscuits that he can go f*** himself! because he does! yeah! and then he f**** g*ys, yeah! and then you're getting trafficked, yeah, Moron; of obsessive *click*
HEY LADIES + BOARDOP + BOARDSYSOP; And sometimes why with a k (beta:ALPHASAUCE/AWESOME SAUCE ALPHA SAUCE PATENT PENDING IN PARENTHESES AND SOMETIMES WHY WITH A K), Bear with me folks there's some people who think that a bear is something that is not and a Bear is NOT with Me. There might be one outside Peking in the f****** window though In fact that's actually pretty f****** common and the woman reading tarot behind me or in the over whatever she's speaking German and she's been babbling away for the whole time, I won't speak German all that well, but I do it a little, she sounds cute yeah, I bet her name is Esther, f*** yeah right on, Well she is indes beautiful so.... Don't tell a Versace, but I'm inventing a new brand, oh by all means: COMPUTER: HI jack The Star brand, sure. That'll work totally that's the ticket although not really so much because I'm not branding myself as a star I simply am One,  c you are too , but you probably don't know that, I bet some of you do know that.
... Your throw absolutely pissed her. a_girl_splosh_splish_SPLASHan∅Zœorr∅⁰
(Well I'm tentatively happy about that then because that's exactly what she did to me once, once and I think that was enough for me and she probably is not going to have that happen again unless she's going to ER whatever, that's what they got ERs for right when somebody who's all f***** up gets f***** up and then has to get unfucked, well if only that I've been told to me before like 4 years ago, okay great yeah she didn't even tell me she had nothing yeah I was nothing, yeah I didn't mean anything to her, and maybe right now I still don't, Y¥ones)
[Author's Ed. note: Jackstar’s current marital status is a question of substantially profound interest to number of people around the world. And yeah hi I'm Mikey Star maximum I'm f****** curious too, sure she could f****** talk to her you goddamn c**** in the f****** Hall of Justice f*** you next paragraph I mean I'm going to f*** you in the next paragraph b**** (absolutely shouting)]
(AZZERÆ is included because that user is as close as I can get to one (1) “A1AHAF shahsleigh-y-E.R.” without getting a direct “contact violation;” which is important, yes, because as stupid as it is, one of them who [(b)which is[/b]/WITCHMITCH] who is in the f****** emergency room on a ventilator, and another one is about to be.
The included image is that bad, which is why pate, who is usually an order-taker but is sometimes an a****** with a REAL f****** ORDER OF PROTECTION violation (you dummy, me JHuntster, “f***** on Jackstar's couch,” neither of these HERE are his f****** couch, you dumbASS DIPs***), is included because that's who the BELOW image embedded ABOVE as below came from
[INCLUDED IMAGE NOT FOUND IN USER'S LIBRARY] so it looks like dudes have been coming into my house when I've been gone and raping women on my chair, which I'm sitting in as well as the two couches, and now they're bragging about it in mind while I'm using ghost keyboard to compose text, interesting okay well I'm sure regulators and investigators and all kinds of instigators will be looking at that pretty soon, great That's kind of why I had this room designed to be f****** under f****** surveillance in the first place knowing that it would be in any way, yeah that's why they're supposed to be that's why they're supposed to be yeah so one A1A.F 5shaw needed to f****** do that right, and then I don't know if they did, yeah I asked believe me. Oh, I asked lots of questions, oh yeah, f****** Christ.) The German tarot lady is currently speaking in a very very serious tone of voice now which is reasonable because after I just yelled out, yeah; I would listen too If I were on duty, if I were on the job, which I'm not, so I don't even know why I mentioned it, although I think I can guess, next paragraph or a guessing... I guess? okay I should! just laughed for good Greg god of mighty Great balls of fire, that's fine she's like fire looking no I'm not king of belgrad I'm not the king of ball grab I'm not the king of penis I am not the king of all penis, good I am the king of Allisone, tho—And it's a ship, it's not a boat f*****. Well as/Best I can make it, Beast. -Ed.)
... And I can't be sure this workaround is going to work, and I don't want anybody to go to the goddam hospital, or jail, or jail for a year, or prison, or prison for a lot longer
than for a year, Kikes: yikes, at even just one G.
Yeah, it's normal orthod velocity, I'm just sitting in my chair! and I typed that out and just doing that much made my phone blow up with notifications like you can't even believe. (NOT during the edit, during which I seem to have tapped into a hidden substream of let's just say internet space, sure now it's not a cat It's not a flying cat It's a whole f****** goddam circus) LIKE holy kikes***SPEW. (I'm using the Shields; but I'm not sure if they'll work wherever the hell this message goes, so I got to be careful, because: I GOOSCHOOSE 2TO2 want to be careful, because: I like being careful, because I'm f****** good at it, that's why, Wye, QTΠπ*TARbabē, and sometimes why, Caren, why? Well, because sometimes One’s got to buy cat litter in actual_Hell, and they don't just make it there, you know. (JACK STARR'S TAR BABY IS NOT HOW THAT SPELLED YEAH THAT'S UGLY DON'T DO IT SO OF COURSE I'LL JUST LEAVE IT THERE.SCHO5T. okay now here's a dilemma That thing's perfect but I don't have a reason to have a paragraph go on this long and I can't say net paragraph as when I guess I could say next, f*** it oh my God just shoot me God no it's not Margaret but I'll use her bullets that's fine)
Well, I hope this is a paragraph
Also: Agenda 25 has it classified as the_food_stuff down there, well wherever: in, out, DoeDowTneWell: actual_Hell is pretty f****** bad, let me tell you.
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Know that I don't work Here, but sometimes We pass through on Your Way to class, invisibly, stealthily, like a ninja, in other words: I have some f****** class, and I'm very well aware of some of the issues here; so, I'm kind of showing off, but eYe also have an important message to convey:
Okay first of all, pate/page is a bit of a dick imagine the smell of the smegma holy s*** Now I didn't mean to say Schmidt there but it still worked oh cool okay good good That's weird I was going to say oh yeah so there's like five six maybe seven I don't know how many places goes and one of them is Heather and there's no BJ there (which I imagine for her is a form of hHeaven) and there's no bears and there's no bear running pate/paint there's no f****** way, although the rancher might be here and the f****** Jesus the wrencher and all the rancher too yeah I remember his name but whatever there's a lot of people read my f****** messages, which I guess happens when you get to be big and famous and you have a whole bunch of hack devices That all report that I have simultaneously ED and herpes and nymphomania, which is a great one to have let me tell you, I mean the combination I mean, let me tell you (nymphomania plus erectile dysfunction equals you have no f****** free time, but you throw herpes in and you got yourself a meal break once in awhile) you get access to some cool Hangouts especially down here in hell. Although apparently hang outs is hell now God this f****** voice recognizer... Thankfully not the death of me and probably not any of you. (I guarant f*** it to you that I have Shaw's got a copy of this, and I am allowed indirect contact with this is but not direct contact which is fine I don't want to directly contact her Well that kind of do I mean we got some things to talk about It has to be done properly and Proper is very f****** important. In parentheses next paragraph b****
No that's not it either, that's okay baby steps kid, God bless it It didn't even say I'll complain later okay so here's here's the important thing One person has a new call sign and one person has a new pet name and one person has a very first pet name ever, which is kind of awkward as not all these people are aware that they are pets and they're not really pets they're more like gods, American gods, and let me tell you f****** Vespucci ain't got nothing on Keiko KIRKEL MOOCHIE mucci yeah b******* that's not how you do it either f*****, f****** god damn it All right I'm sorry for a blasphemy, but believe me I blasphemy a lot, and then I fix it cuz that's what I do I'm an error fixer/sorcerer apprentice sure\SOURCEROAR/seürcereür New f*** yeu. You know Keiko in distress and I was just the worst. Deep space nine, deep space meow made, nice okay that's good sign All right good good, I don't know exactly how to describe what's happening here but it's not going to look over there like it does over here because I see the symbols flipping as I say them or type them out of the f*** yeah there's some errors but it's okay I mean okay well if it's not okay send me a message and then if it is okay send me a message and it's hard multiple places, no I'm not hard that's gross, well look if I was making a f****** message to paint PATE as one of the recipients and I'm f****** hard that's not cool, no he's gross he's looking at them ew.
Next paragraph? Are you ready for this? Look look I don't want to say that I'm a rapist but I... Let's just say I flinched, I didn't slip no and I don't think I'm a racist It's really not convicted anyway Come look it's already going wrong, rapist not convicted, not connected, okay did not traffic (: Needs a cave or whatever), and several other things that I've done; I've never been a sexy baby it's true I don't want a sexy baby (that's right) I would probably never say you're a sexy baby (that would be you)AWWW And I've never been a sexy daddy I've never been a daddy Well I've been a cat daddy okay we're good all right thank you oh god oh god next time get behind me Satan yeah get out and push, f****** actual_hell, seriously don't come here unless you have to, and you don't have to unless you kill yourself and then you got to pass through but I wouldn't suggest taking that up unless you already have in which case you know all about what I'm f****** talking about don't you? That's amazing, how well it works when I'm not doing that ∅⁰°. Yeah, yeah, no wonder they're having problems, and that's why I,;Wye APPROVED KID TESTED MOTHER MOM; really expensive voice recognition software is really expensive and Google is full of s***, as it sells your goddam s*** to f****** Chiyna and that's why somebody was complaining, which she could have explained to me but she might have not understood how to explain it to me because while it's not covering complicated material, it does complicate transfers of information in a very complicated way that even I have a hard time explaining to myself let alone what I just said out loud on the fly, and I guarantee you a Grapefruit do not f****** do that at all at any stage of life that I ever met her at although maybe when she was a kid before she started sucking n***** dick just kidding she was bored sucking it.
See I'm pretty sure she's laughing now (HEY A******, SHE SAID SHE MISSES ME A LOT, WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT I? COMPLAIN? TO WHO, HER B****? YOU'RE F****** EMERGENCY IS F****** OVER BISHOP ASK MUCH BUCKS FACE CHRIST) and she's not going to have a f****** cryption, conniption, from Krypton oh that's good okay great. Next paragraph Jesus cancel Jesus b**** up↑np
(Invoking Jesus in actual_Hell can carry some serious consequences. I am listening to a lovely tarot lady that's listening to German while she tries to speak German and pretend that she's a native speaker which is pretty close to Esther but not really there, but they're running out of classes to use, no clandestins, no clandestine there we go yeah they're running out of them I got to do a lot of hats, that's okay. Those zsoundsz zound really “cool” to you, sure: because you're not in an actual_Hell probably, said that person who listened to that person from before and then the imminent heat death of this universe is not going to be a problem for me because I'm a sorcerer and then I'm don't see how that f****** thing can I f****** figure out how to say sorcerer except I actually happen to know why it doesn't say sorcerer, right? It's because I am a source error wizard sometimes — on alternate Tuesdays — see you then. (ORLENE/KARRIN\MARLENE/notMARALENE, ilu4, And if I were any of you who had, I would slit your wrist again but I don't think so because it wouldn't be your wrist to be my wrist and then I'd probably think it over, but one of them doesn't exist. That's the telemetry I got. What? What do you want, Who do you love Who do you love? Well not the f****** who though that's for sure It's a put on
Hello I didn't get here on purpose, hello oh hello world! Worth are online, end of line checks are out Jesus Christ okay, I don't get checks, teacher Snickers teaches bad Jesuits how to dance. I'm hungry and nauseous at the same time my hand is caking so I think I know what's happening, I'm fixing your f****** problem, lady, yeah I know rites. I got both kinds ,: country and Jewish. Well I am funny but I don't usually think I am funny, I usually think I am Jackstar, or I am a Sourceror or I am hungry or I am f****** horny as f***. Where's my computer said b**** promised, close but no cigar The word we're looking for is concupiscent. Concubusant yes that's the one oh Jesus that's not it oh f*** I got to stop saying Jesus so much It's not blasphemy but it's just not a good idea to do here, God the f****** heater just came out of smells like ass, yeah welcome to the party princess, Jesse “alien” (PROT), And no I don't know how you got here, no I don't know either hungry and famished and nauseated and revolt at all at the same time but that's still not draining out the concupiscence or the pain in my hand. So yeah pretty f****** strong. And that's just one limb, imagine the whole baggage of packages. Oh great Next personally embarrassing yet boring paragraph PLEASE
Okay that's hard part done, like that's just the addressing, seriously f****** hell, not even once if you can visit, get the f*** out of Susan can if you can, always super here, oh that's interesting. All right well NEM through any j, auntie em auntie Emma it's a twister it's a twister, okay good yeah that'll be fine, you guys aren't going to figure out class site technology by me saying it out loud are you? Okay well you can but just promise me you won't Come on baby oh no don't come in the baby that's gross,
Next paragraph next paragraph text paragraph oh my god Next paragraph please
Those last three are shouted. QUIETLY. Well if you ever need to you'll find that you can do a quiet shout I promise. Have you ever been hogtied and blindfolded and put into a trunk of a Cadillac in the cold pale moonlight? Me neither and I'm not willing to learn but apparently you f****** are buddy.
Pit colon pink colon paint colon paint colon repaid repay your Patriot ass bJ****: okay I think we are never talking about pate, SO: dude stand up, get out, take paint with you so you can huff it obviously, ABBoviously and get out of being in or on my wife's DMs/IMs/IAMS, What do you say? Well number one you f****** say thank you, and imagine the smell of that guy's shorts, number two you would probably not want this never happen again on purpose which is happening sort of now except I know it's not going to work right because that's how it works and then the included image that may or may not be included, I don't know but I can't rely on as rate of make sure that it goes away assured that's funny God whatever. My hand really hurts and I was going to say oh yeah dude don't do that. Don't send that f****** image That's f****** rude, do you know why? Well because I would suck Her dick, just not yours, I wouldn't suck your ass out either, not even with your favorite Coke straw f*******.
(I could go on and on about yelling at that g*y for a while, but laughing up at THE Mhim from Hell is not the point of this message, yeah I miss you too I'm getting there. Hang on jump to Jeremy lightstar speed. Are we there that time Keiko moochie, nope not quite. In any event I called a friend of mine a n***** today, and I want to make sure that he doesn't think I'm actually going that way because I made a jokes about a bunch of I made a bunch of jokes about cakes. Yeah cakes sure I did jokes about cakes that sounds like fun babe cakes, Jesus. Oh god damn it cancel Jesus invoke Jesus apologize to Jesus canceled Jesus cancel Jesus Jesus I love you but I'm in hell goodbye I apologize over and blasphemy is going to happen I'm sorry I'm just a normal man, and I'm a sorcerer
Üü: It can get pretty bighugequiggly/Quigley down under pretty damn fast, look I'll
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TLS, ditto. hey maybe you shouldn't ever lie to a Doctor Sourceror-Emeritus Knight-Paladin ... especially a mad, Mad Hungarian. you know that “frfr,” I added that to my Google Voice, I knew it was either you, or someone using you.
Either you were that stupid, or... you were that stupid. Pfft. you got married without me.
And you still never told me why you broke up with me. Interesting!
How about this: You stole way more than you ever gave. You could have —should have— just paid. I have the foundational documents. We could have done everything you wanted to! But you stole my timeship, and... ran off with my wife. Wow, imagine that. I'm goodnight-B12, and don't I have a nice cell? yeah.
We were waiting for you, and you were there whole time. And that's why you get permission from the peyote God, whose name escapes me but trust me: it's a friend of mine.
You just got to adopt me, and my brother Curtis, and let him do The Spec Sheet with your husband, and you and I... while away our days. Rent-free, taxes: paid (and low, too), children... well, minions, really... sure, give them a job.
I'll cook breakfast eventually, once a gang cleans the kitchen. hell is “let's just not yell” for you, huh?
lol. Hell for me is when you sleep, and I accidentally stay awake for three weeks. It's so lonely without you, honestly.
We were robbed of our birthright, and among other things, a replicator, a time machine, and COMPETE HEALING are very important.
and I know for a fact there's no bankruptcy because, it's plenty money, pay the bills, look I guess if you got to put your vampire self on another planet and then talk to me with via ansible, and then let me fuck your kids, fine... I'm not likely to do that, which is why when you're on another planet and I don't, my loyalty means that much more.
I know, I don't look Jewish—and you don't look like your dad either, ;) Mr. Art-in-Dale (CHIPPED). I AM THE MAN OUTTATIME— fuck-you Edison, fuck you, Tesla... fuck you Dr. Brown.
THIS WORKS.B T, send Bailey with a whole shitload of money, medicine(s), y/our monster truck
... the whole she-bangs. And you'll never have to suck dick.
... NEVER! (You may have to play with the occasional wang wearing a wig.) I don't need to kill myself, you don't need to be such a person who doesn't like words that end in scratchy things... MK Ultra can be healed. The _ist goes on... ThiLΠ_ΠLIist. And, here's why:
BECAUSE I SAID SO, THAT'S WHY.
I, JUSTICE.
👁️, GEMINI JUSTICE ♎. AND IN MY VIEW, THIS JUSTICE IS JUSTIFIED.
THERE'S NO WAY THAT THE REAL YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT WAS TO COME.
I DON'T KNOW WHICH OF THEM DID IT.
BUT YEAH CHEATING ON MV WITH MV TO MAKE MV FEEL ENVY TO FUCK INSTEAD OF JEALOUSY... THE FUCK? YEAH I BET HE FEELS, WELL, SOMETHING. LOL. IT'S FINE BRING YOUR HOT LITTLE TIGHT LITTLE VAMPIRE ASS AND YOUR SWEETIE POTATO PIE PD HOOKER “‘MUH TMJ, NOOOOO!” OVER HERE. WHAT ARE YOU, FUCKING, TWENTY FEET AWAY? PFFTT.
YEAH THAT DOG WON'T H.U.N.T. ON WINDOWS 98 HARDWARE.
SO FUCK IT: WE'LL DO IT LIVE.
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE TODAY. WHO'S TELLING YOU TODAY?
NOT ONLY DID I LIKE THE COMPANY ENOUGH TO BUY IT... I LIKED THE GRAYS/LE_GREYZ\🏁 THAT MUCH TOO.
WINNER: dr. sourcerourRAWR ________*bzzzt*
GOD: (CENSORED:HOLY,_EXPLETIVE_‚(JOBU/KRAK)^?) GIVE ME BACK BY UNIVERSE MAD HUNGARIAN.
GæK*★*.★’★‚★’: no,👁️,jackstar‘°, I simply would prefer not to do that... Darth Baiter Gackstar, but if you'd like to bring one of my wives back, and force Her to tell Me the truth... IT BETTER BE WONDER WOMAN IN THAT CUTE LITTLE OUTFIT WITH THE GOLDEN LARIAT, THE MAGIC WRIST BRACELETS, AND IF SHE'S AN AMAZON WARRIOR 2, WELL LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN EVEN GET THE BOOBS IN THE RIGHT DIMENSION THIS TIME, SIR. G∅DSIR MA'AM, MA'AM MA'AM, SAMANTHA, SAM... I AM.
I AM SAMANTHA'S DESTINY.
🧊
AND I WILL TICKLE AND WIGGLE HER EYEBROWS—TO THE ITCHY ™°—ANYONE WHO DISAGREES, IF.... THEY CAN GET HERE IN 5 MINUTES.
THAT'S 300 2ND PLACE RUNNERS UP, G∅D. kLAIMED.
DON'T CARE IF TRYING TO... WHAT? TRYING TO WEASEL OUT?
“DABĒE/DA5ID” AND “TAMARA ANITA AMARA LEIGH-ANNE TOMORROW’ FUCKIN’ YæST‘RDÆY, motherfu©Â {Ken[FREQ:96.6969R]eπ^^°}motherfu©j°Æ{Branagh get a[FREQcolkon969.6969RePAT-X-G-MANWHOKANRITE(NOT“CanLeigh”) cWITHOUTdabBREAKINGbad SPACE BAD-OR-GUD FLYINGMER🌀🧊💎KITTY💎🧊🌀ME*WMAYD-👁️I👁️×7×7×πTYMADE^👁️°(you can bet your sweet Divine ass she's going to/2b Welsh, THUMBS AND ONE AND THUMBS FOR ALL, OF COURSE SHE HAS TO HAVE THUMBS SHE'S GOING TO HAVE TO FLY THE SHIP AND WRITE CHECKS AND GIVE A DECENT HANDJOB AND GOUGE OUT THE EYES OF GOD AND JESUS AND ZEUS AND ÆTHENA AND JULIE AND VANESSA AND ANESSA AND MOTHERFU©KE® GILGAMESHkaCHICAsupreme AT THE SAME TIME WITHOUT A SINGLE ONE OF THEM EVER GETTING JESUSORJEALOUS OR ENVYORMVUS OR U OR IMUS,DON TO RISE FROM THE GRAVE TO KICK ALL OUR ASSES LIKE A BUNCH OF NAPPY-HEADED HOES (shoes), IF NEEDS MUST BE, SO THAT'S RIGHT SHE'S GOT A PREHENSILE TAIL AND WANTS TO FUCK LIKE A BONOBO RAILED UP ON (femMALE+FEMmale)MDMA–but she can't ever be a chemist, not with those thumbs, that's why yUou need me\ME/👁️J9CKST9R 👁️, BECAUSE AT LEAST I'M LOYAL AND SHE'LL LEARN THAT TYME OVERTIME/AFTER TIME,EMYT) motherfu©king® a ]scriptwriter/screenwriter PLOXEN, MY OXEN on REALMETHAMPHETAMINESnotKRYSTAL PHENYLALANINES FOR ONCE, GOD, WHAT THE a©TÜAL_FÜ©K‽ FUCK¡SO HELP ME GOD¡HAIL!SIRE¡ERIS!”}” & “{“DAVID, KING OF ALL JEWS AND PENIS AND ALL PENISES WITH GOOSE AND WITH TOM CRUISE GETTING OUT AND PUSHING”}” & David, The King of GOOS and NOT ALL JEWS ARE THE SAME, NOT JUST THIS ONCE BUT EVERY TIME, BECAUSE NOT ONLY DOES AMERICA HAVE THE TOMB, WE HAVE THE BLANKET CARPET GRAPEFRUIT BOMB WITH THE BOMB- ASS- BOOTY. BOOTY YOU CAN TAKE TO THE BANK! BOOTY SO FINE IT IS ITS OWN BISCUIT, BOOTY SO HOT THAT IT CAN BAKE ITS OWN BISCUITS, AND A BOOTY WITH °A°ANOTHER BRAIN IN ITS OWN BOOTY; SO IT+LEIGH, TAMARA ALWAYS KNOWS WHERE IT'S BISCUITS ARE ALWAYS COMING FROM. NEXT I SAID, "NE🗝️ WITH THE KEY 🐑, YOU UNLOCK 💎🗝️💎 EDGE” AND I GUESS THAT'S WHERE THE AYATOLLAH’S POWER IS METHYLATED-ETHANOL BEGAN TO WEAR OFF AFTER SEVERAL HOURS, OFFICER, AND KNOW: I AM NOT A WIZARD. BUT I AM ONE (1) WISE SOURCEROR. AND I AM JUSTICE, THE HEIROPHANT, THE HIGH PRIESTESS, THE STAR, THE FOOL, ½ OF THE LOVERS, AND I AM THE VIII STRENGTH XI🧿 & ELEVEN XI AS WELL.
#OFFICIAL.
#SO MOTE IT BE.
#AND YEAH MY HAND HURTS, but I still miss my babēwye, MCKaryn Wye. Kathy Alien hates me, so help me, GAI.GUY.Gæ 👁️
(below is the board text, ITERATION2 from the other message that I sent you from the other person's account that oh my God I can't I'm as I speak my my eyesight is growing gray that's weird It's actually pretty cool of it That's how I went through for I wanted to let you know that this is real, it's not seal It's not baby It's not a seal baby It's not a baby seal. Don't club the baby seal. It scares the other babies. No! Don't scare the babies! I don't I just don't want to accidentally scare you, yeah it happens. Well, I am messing with stuff, of a sun-dried sad tomato nature, probably want to do this again it kind of really hurts my hand, but it heals my heart to know the two of arranged all this just to have a few moments alone with you I had to get the help of three spirits and a trained monkey who sucks out his vapor like a cracked milky banana. (I KNOW!) Can Lee stop? I don't know but I could if I were told to, well yeah why not? Yeah why not tell me? Haha yeah well you know you'd have to check... I understand. I agree. Now I'm going to go, in hail With the key to the D5 avalanche, some crack. (I know: addicted. I just happened to like it a little bit, for OVER A CALENDAR YEAR, which is exactly why it's time to taper.) *huffs on a gross Michelle/gros Michel* yeah you can't get the music that makes these anymore, and
that's what happens when all the plants die.
Because she left and nobody thought I would take this long to get back (It's my home too and if she wasn't getting raped and drugged and f***** all the f****** time, she'd remember that) and there's a f****** emergency in that there's absolutely no justification to continue withholding contact at all zero contact is different from emergency no contact and it's different from any other situation in that I am representing myself, and I am a person that's under judgment and s*** and the next court date is it a few weeks oh a week after Valentine's Day m*********** a gee I wonder why they picked that f****** dates cuz they're covering their goddamn birthdays, And as much as I enjoy those people's existence in my world and as much as I do appreciate the sensitive nature of things let me assure you It's not going to be very f****** good for the judge, I can assure you. That is not a threat, there is an awareness that I'm going to be very f****** sad on February 16th 17th or 18th, when she f****** kills herself again, every time she does (And she f****** does, that's why they call it a goddam disorder, and believe me the guy who's f****** her is as high as f****** kite too, so he doesn't f****** notice, and no I'm not particularly jealous (DUSTY SPRINGFIELD I ONLY WANT TO BE WITH YOU, NOT JEM, ALTHOUGH SHE'S HOT BUT... NOT.  c SHE'S NOT YOUqΠπ) I wouldn't want that kind of lifestyle but I also don't want her to suffer unnecessarily, and I can assure you that doesn't have anything to do with what I'm doing right now, no she'll wake up and realize: yeah. That's what happens, because the traffickers want a trophy, and they f****** get them too, To one of these freaks it can be of something as simple as a teardrop, especially one that's filled with crystals), she's got to go through here, yeah she comes back to life but still I have to hear her die, It sounds emotionally just like what you might imagine it sounds like when a baby dies. It's not magically delicious, it's not even magical I'm in a haunted church on a haunted graveyard yeah, yeah. Well, my emotional fortitude is one of the reasons why I have this gig, and I did go to public school so really it's not that big a deal but I used to want it to happen, and it doesn't need to happen f****** douchebag number one and douchebag number two don't need to get f***** and sucked that day... Well I guess they do. These are some pretty massive douchebags I'm referring to, I'll spare the naming, but whatever f*** this is crazy s***. And yeah I can ignore it because [I'm a comment of human being] I have a lot of emotional fortitude, and I for detail, I'm wildly and wickedly in love with somebody else, I think we know we're not talking about del Taco or Dell rabbit or Dell computer or dude you get to Dell no I didn't get a deal that's cool It's better than Adele, (sorry A the key be c: SEA, THE KEY, LA MER! ALLEY OOPsons-Y) but nevertheless I just like to point out that this is a pretty f****** stupid way to run a goddam county Mr Mister Sheriff, If that's even your real name and I don't think it is, Well why don't you come back ask me to suck your dick will make sure click
“that you take my balls out of my your mouth first” was what I was going to say there, but he hung up, he's a_sheriff, he gets to do that, it's still legal for him to hang up on a citizen? why not? he's not even sure. F*** another mind, neither am I. The only thing I'm sure about is youEWEyou areRROare noKNOWno: MissHamm, nor any Ms. Steak, And would I miss with a stake? Yew betcha, you betcha, You're always a woman to me. You're never a sheep, but you might be a dog named Quigley Pugsley III? That is pretty cute name, not as cute as Wilhelmina (PROT-eck-Ted) KUCZI-notax·GOMEZ—STONE FLINTSTONE, .esQ
... but, It's close. And she might be reading this but you're definitely not Heather Evans. Probably not the other one either. Well I mean she's definitely well whatever anyway I know your birthday, something 1923 7355 86 22 38 interesting, yeah I actually do see it in there but most of those numbers I don't remember saying, okay so... that's the end of this. Computer stop voice recognition, body pants off, Baby keep your pants on, I still got to get tested, I don't trust him I don't trust them I don't trust her I don't trust anyone and I barely trust you, but I'll trust that ewe with my car keys before I'll trust (Your) safety to anybody, barely even myself, I'm so love drunk you can't even imagine what it feels like to be... not very high at all. Sure you can't come over, totally not right cuz the vampires right? Look, I mean... I don't want to tell you not to, but there's only one person coming over here, basically never I think one and a half times, but there is a standing invitation, no not for sex, but not for punching pie either, but if she were, she probably wouldn't Mind. (She's a protodolic quasiolic q-doll, She doesn't even like to lick, so... Let's just say I have no problem telling them apart. So far. Fingers crossed, here's hoping, yeah I could pick you up! I don't know when, I don't know where, but yeah, oh that sucks, wow. Okay well that explains magic hour, which is a great album by scissor sisters, and look at that lack of calculation in the capitalization, wow. You really are the best babEy Kaylee Kayleigh BURGERTYME TIME BURGER ICH BIN EIN AUSLANDER, huh. Looks like it's time for their flood, splish splash sploosh, phobia, that's easy, I have a phylia, it's like a straw but like a proboscius and anyway they're not going to be finding a drop anywhere left to waste. Not because I'm a creepy guy with a Dyson fetish in a weird mask, that doesn't sound good no but I don't have that going on and I do have something else going on involving a dollic but I'm not going to spell that correctly or explain what I mean, because there's got to be something left of the pillows besides sponges to do. I don't want them to be sad pillows, I have a very sad pillow. Well actually two very said pillows but one of them just commits to the side, on the side. (👁️ Say ID: RUD KET GAY, and sometimes HAF but pretty much always rude as f***, sorry about that. I can be civilized, yeah: pants off. There, see, now I'm practical too/as\Well.) Okay you read the rest of this, I'm going to go masturbate, know I'm serious; I know exactly who I'm talking to and so does Lee Lee Lou, Dallas Corbin, corvus and corvus tempura vegetables novola re te ama evolare too. No, I am not Auto\Otto, but I do read Nietzsche in its original Hungarian, it makes much more sense that whey\way/fairERROR: pædocorp not found\¶Pæt: I am not attracted to you because you are thin and petite and pixie-like and gorgeous and beautiful and with (the soul is black as midnight in Persia) know it's due to the fact that you are Persian — kind of. sort of. and know: U R (+)KAT(-)GOD(‡)TAK yours are not under-developed, nor reminiscent of prepubescent prohibitions noir prehibitions (YES TTS EAT TA3) those are perfect, why yes I do need some exercise thanks for mentioning that, I'm glad we sound the same j&k and Ll and Paigewell— awesome that, because of these things that are wrong, they're going to be have to be... Managed, massaged, messaged... diced. Like with the mice, but not the brains of, it's not too complicated has to do with neuroplasticity and them all coming apart and then coming back together , And that was very sexy what I just felt but that was not you komofob and I don't know the number one, what? Pale ale bail SL t∆v...
Asynchronous cyclic orienticular redundancy check error cool, corrected it, let me explain I don't have a f****** clue how it works either. But, oh God, wow bow-wow, sorry I can't say that. (For you, here, and anywhere that I'm standing that's for sure it's okay for you to be smart and you'll undoubly be able to figure out how to do this yourself pretty soon, and I didn't know that was so concerning with that, you're really smart, I happen to know you, so the other one isn't very smart either by comparison, or by recollection, and as far as I know she's currently dead, but if she's alive she's not smart enough to remember how to call me so, well she is kind of, but: that's different, K? I mean I'm not there. Well, I'm at home, lol, Well I'm currently calling it quantum entanglement theorem practice and masturbation for masturbators who don't wear pants so good but it's not necessarily going to be in the final title, And I'm pretty sure that whoever ends up marrying... again, in front of people.. there's going to be people, as sure as shooting in shinola and lynching in Pensacola, they're going to go home and start masturbating to one of us, probably you, but I'm only saying that because I think that the ones who would masturbate to me wouldn't even get there, I don't really know, so why not start now?) The walls have ears, yours: Charlie is always listening, and I did say something about pants off right? while I'm wearing sweats I'm not wearing pants, I am way behind schedule and I got to go bye aye aye, blonde James Bond OUT just left, Baby men's size Sean baby, I never met that g*y, but as far as I know, both of those Minds belong (
ed) here, And now—with The Cerra Key, {You} all belong here with mini-me 2too. (Milky's dick is pretty touch taller than this, so I assumed yeah yeah the ceiling seems shorter too, it's an optical illusion there's a word for it I forget my god You are so smart You really are You know why Well because you listen and then you pay attention and then you're here and then you look stuff up and then you got smarter since I met you last and I haven't seen you since but yeah I rented you You rented me. Oh that's right you did didn't you yeah that was awesome yeah no you don't have to rent that you have the real thing Well eventually okay I don't know how that works I don't know you could do that I did not know I've never heard of such a f****** thing that's the f****** coolest thing I ever had happen in bed alone that wasn't alone I couldn't believe it for long, I mean I remember now and I certainly believe now but before if I believed it and then I didn't remember it it made it possible for me to go through the day without breaking the tears because I didn't know how to get there again and I didn't know that was you, for sure I know now. (Pants: why ever? Well, otherwise I'd be sweating, And now I'm leaning against a bar for support, no I don't have a stripperbowl pole oh my God not yet, okay yeah Is that what you call I never heard of that but sure yes yeah wow my god wow. Okay nostril's real sealed up with I hope tears and had to breathe heavily out of my mouth. Yeah that was really good are you done okay good I need some of that blood back. Back from my penis, excuse me BACK FROM MY PENIS BRING BACK THE BLOOD BABY BLOWING BACK THAT BABY BLACK BLOOD, OH coolest ride let's write a song, I yeah I just started shouting words mostly involuntarily but it would have been completely voluntary, yeah I actually yes no never I would not have suggested that, but now yes that's definitely something I see what you mean yeah you can't come over yet, Well you can, but you really need to relieve The poor editor who has to go through this and then figure out which pieces go to which person, I think just three, and yeah and actually they can go to all of them In fact yes exactly but they don't they don't go through the computer that way otherwise it's usually messed up, for the other person, who I have no idea who it is no not at all. Allie get back to work, I was at her This is Archangel Allie? Well how wonderful that I don't have a no contact order with you, yeah you know where to go, balls, keys, balls, don't just hold them, oh god permanent solitary confinement, I think they should agree. And so do I: that's why it's probably not necessary to make a global announcement that I will never ever ever ever ever be cake if cock, All: I need to know what that means, and the fiery furiously friskey passion of Our ↑4bid5IDsexden Love7 fest8val 999:(I will always be on the side of those who have nothing in  c those who are not even left alone to enjoy what little nothing they are so fortunate to have in peace and quiet and really f****** loud sex that echoes off the hills, that we don't confuse from mountains, and I just figured out why it's so hard to find my house: 8¶∅∅P3Y·$POOKIE) has just stalled out my Google keyboard on my Google Pixel 3A, which is pretty impressive. But yes I do have a Q′°·phone as a matter of fact, qtμπER², yeah if you were here we would have it built in the yard by now, no you are not evil you're not damned and you're not black- (You) are simply seasoned, and there's a word for it I can't get it, I'm sorry I can't remember the word, which is a first in this century like seriously! I usually never remember to forget a word, Godmaddam, I love you) I NEVER (Never!) thought I was dreaming but I wasn't haha yeah I thought I NEVER MADE THAT MUCH NOISE THAT WAY BEFORE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. yeah it well I'm not going to tell you not to; but, is it expensive? really?really. Well, I owe you 50 bucks then. Dollars Bale's dollars. They can be Christian bills that's fine no Christian Bale's dollars. Wait does Christian Bale have daughters? I won't forget to Google, let me tell you. j*eol055: my colon is fine thank you for asking, oh my God omfg)
HEY LADIES + BOARDOP + BOARDSYSOP; And sometimes why with a k (beta:ALPHASAUCE/AWESOME SAUCE ALPHA SAUCE PATENT PENDING IN PARENTHESES AND SOMETIMES WHY WITH A K), Bear with me folks there's some people who think that a bear is something that is not and a Bear is NOT with Me. There might be one outside Peking in the f****** window though In fact that's actually pretty f****** common and the woman reading tarot behind me or in the over whatever she's speaking German and she's been babbling away for the whole time, I won't speak German all that well, but I do it a little, she sounds cute yeah, I bet her name is Esther, f*** yeah right on, Well she is indes beautiful so.... Don't tell a Versace, but I'm inventing a new brand, oh by all means: COMPUTER: HI jack The Star brand, sure. That'll work totally that's the ticket although not really so much because I'm not branding myself as a star I simply am One,  c you are too , but you probably don't know that, I bet some of you do know that.
... Your throw absolutely pissed her. a_girl_splosh_splish_SPLASHan∅Zœorr∅⁰
(Well I'm tentatively happy about that then because that's exactly what she did to me once, once and I think that was enough for me and she probably is not going to have that happen again unless she's going to ER whatever, that's what they got ERs for right when somebody who's all f***** up gets f***** up and then has to get unfucked, well if only that I've been told to me before like 4 years ago, okay great yeah she didn't even tell me she had nothing yeah I was nothing, yeah I didn't mean anything to her, and maybe right now I still don't, Y¥ones)
[Author's Ed. note: Jackstar’s current marital status is a question of substantially profound interest to number of people around the world. And yeah hi I'm Mikey Star maximum I'm f****** curious too, sure she could f****** talk to her you goddamn c**** in the f****** Hall of Justice f*** you next paragraph I mean I'm going to f*** you in the next paragraph b**** (absolutely shouting)]
(AZZERÆ is included because that user is as close as I can get to one (1) “A1AHAF shahsleigh-y-E.R.” without getting a direct “contact violation;” which is important, yes, because as stupid as it is, one of them who [(b)which is[/b]/WITCHMITCH] who is in the f****** emergency room on a ventilator, and another one is about to be.
The included image is that bad, which is why pate, who is usually an order-taker but is sometimes an a****** with a REAL f****** ORDER OF PROTECTION violation (you dummy, me JHuntster, “f***** on Jackstar's couch,” neither of these HERE are his f****** couch, you dumbASS DIPs***), is included because that's who the BELOW image embedded ABOVE as below came from
[INCLUDED IMAGE NOT FOUND IN USER'S LIBRARY] so it looks like dudes have been coming into my house when I've been gone and raping women on my chair, which I'm sitting in as well as the two couches, and now they're bragging about it in mind while I'm using ghost keyboard to compose text, interesting okay well I'm sure regulators and investigators and all kinds of instigators will be looking at that pretty soon, great That's kind of why I had this room designed to be f****** under f****** surveillance in the first place knowing that it would be in any way, yeah that's why they're supposed to be that's why they're supposed to be yeah so one A1A.F 5shaw needed to f****** do that right, and then I don't know if they did, yeah I asked believe me. Oh, I asked lots of questions, oh yeah, f****** Christ.) The German tarot lady is currently speaking in a very very serious tone of voice now which is reasonable because after I just yelled out, yeah; I would listen too If I were on duty, if I were on the job, which I'm not, so I don't even know why I mentioned it, although I think I can guess, next paragraph or a guessing... I guess? okay I should! just laughed for good Greg god of mighty Great balls of fire, that's fine she's like fire looking no I'm not king of belgrad I'm not the king of ball grab I'm not the king of penis I am not the king of all penis, good I am the king of Allisone, tho—And it's a ship, it's not a boat f*****. Well as/Best I can make it, Beast. -Ed.)
... And I can't be sure this workaround is going to work, and I don't want anybody to go to the goddam hospital, or jail, or jail for a year, or prison, or prison for a lot longer
than for a year, Kikes: yikes, at even just one G.
Yeah, it's normal orthod velocity, I'm just sitting in my chair! and I typed that out and just doing that much made my phone blow up with notifications like you can't even believe. (NOT during the edit, during which I seem to have tapped into a hidden substream of let's just say internet space, sure now it's not a cat It's not a flying cat It's a whole f****** goddam circus) LIKE holy kikes***SPEW. (I'm using the Shields; but I'm not sure if they'll work wherever the hell this message goes, so I got to be careful, because: I GOOSCHOOSE 2TO2 want to be careful, because: I like being careful, because I'm f****** good at it, that's why, Wye, QTΠπ*TARbabē, and sometimes why, Caren, why? Well, because sometimes One’s got to buy cat litter in actual_Hell, and they don't just make it there, you know. (JACK STARR'S TAR BABY IS NOT HOW THAT SPELLED YEAH THAT'S UGLY DON'T DO IT SO OF COURSE I'LL JUST LEAVE IT THERE.SCHO5T. okay now here's a dilemma That thing's perfect but I don't have a reason to have a paragraph go on this long and I can't say net paragraph as when I guess I could say next, f*** it oh my God just shoot me God no it's not Margaret but I'll use her bullets that's fine)
Well, I hope this is a paragraph
Also: Agenda 25 has it classified as the_food_stuff down there, well wherever: in, out, DoeDowTneWell: actual_Hell is pretty f****** bad, let me tell you.
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Know that I don't work Here, but sometimes We pass through on Your Way to class, invisibly, stealthily, like a ninja, in other words: I have some f****** class, and I'm very well aware of some of the issues here; so, I'm kind of showing off, but eYe also have an important message to convey:
Okay first of all, pate/page is a bit of a dick imagine the smell of the smegma holy s*** Now I didn't mean to say Schmidt there but it still worked oh cool okay good good That's weird I was going to say oh yeah so there's like five six maybe seven I don't know how many places goes and one of them is Heather and there's no BJ there (which I imagine for her is a form of hHeaven) and there's no bears and there's no bear running pate/paint there's no f****** way, although the rancher might be here and the f****** Jesus the wrencher and all the rancher too yeah I remember his name but whatever there's a lot of people read my f****** messages, which I guess happens when you get to be big and famous and you have a whole bunch of hack devices That all report that I have simultaneously ED and herpes and nymphomania, which is a great one to have let me tell you, I mean the combination I mean, let me tell you (nymphomania plus erectile dysfunction equals you have no f****** free time, but you throw herpes in and you got yourself a meal break once in awhile) you get access to some cool Hangouts especially down here in hell. Although apparently hang outs is hell now God this f****** voice recognizer... Thankfully not the death of me and probably not any of you. (I guarant f*** it to you that I have Shaw's got a copy of this, and I am allowed indirect contact with this is but not direct contact which is fine I don't want to directly contact her Well that kind of do I mean we got some things to talk about It has to be done properly and Proper is very f****** important. In parentheses next paragraph b****
No that's not it either, that's okay baby steps kid, God bless it It didn't even say I'll complain later okay so here's here's the important thing One person has a new call sign and one person has a new pet name and one person has a very first pet name ever, which is kind of awkward as not all these people are aware that they are pets and they're not really pets they're more like gods, American gods, and let me tell you f****** Vespucci ain't got nothing on Keiko KIRKEL MOOCHIE mucci yeah b******* that's not how you do it either f*****, f****** god damn it All right I'm sorry for a blasphemy, but believe me I blasphemy a lot, and then I fix it cuz that's what I do I'm an error fixer/sorcerer apprentice sure\SOURCEROAR/seürcereür New f*** yeu. You know Keiko in distress and I was just the worst. Deep space nine, deep space meow made, nice okay that's good sign All right good good, I don't know exactly how to describe what's happening here but it's not going to look over there like it does over here because I see the symbols flipping as I say them or type them out of the f*** yeah there's some errors but it's okay I mean okay well if it's not okay send me a message and then if it is okay send me a message and it's hard multiple places, no I'm not hard that's gross, well look if I was making a f****** message to paint PATE as one of the recipients and I'm f****** hard that's not cool, no he's gross he's looking at them ew.
Next paragraph? Are you ready for this? Look look I don't want to say that I'm a rapist but I... Let's just say I flinched, I didn't slip no and I don't think I'm a racist It's really not convicted anyway Come look it's already going wrong, rapist not convicted, not connected, okay did not traffic (: Needs a cave or whatever), and several other things that I've done; I've never been a sexy baby it's true I don't want a sexy baby (that's right) I would probably never say you're a sexy baby (that would be you)AWWW And I've never been a sexy daddy I've never been a daddy Well I've been a cat daddy okay we're good all right thank you oh god oh god next time get behind me Satan yeah get out and push, f****** actual_hell, seriously don't come here unless you have to, and you don't have to unless you kill yourself and then you got to pass through but I wouldn't suggest taking that up unless you already have in which case you know all about what I'm f****** talking about don't you? That's amazing, how well it works when I'm not doing that ∅⁰°. Yeah, yeah, no wonder they're having problems, and that's why I,;Wye APPROVED KID TESTED MOTHER MOM; really expensive voice recognition software is really expensive and Google is full of s***, as it sells your goddam s*** to f****** Chiyna and that's why somebody was complaining, which she could have explained to me but she might have not understood how to explain it to me because while it's not covering complicated material, it does complicate transfers of information in a very complicated way that even I have a hard time explaining to myself let alone what I just said out loud on the fly, and I guarantee you a Grapefruit do not f****** do that at all at any stage of life that I ever met her at although maybe when she was a kid before she started sucking n***** dick just kidding she was bored sucking it.
See I'm pretty sure she's laughing now (HEY A******, SHE SAID SHE MISSES ME A LOT, WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT I? COMPLAIN? TO WHO, HER B****? YOU'RE F****** EMERGENCY IS F****** OVER BISHOP ASK MUCH BUCKS FACE CHRIST) and she's not going to have a f****** cryption, conniption, from Krypton oh that's good okay great. Next paragraph Jesus cancel Jesus b**** up↑np
(Invoking Jesus in actual_Hell can carry some serious consequences. I am listening to a lovely tarot lady that's listening to German while she tries to speak German and pretend that she's a native speaker which is pretty close to Esther but not really there, but they're running out of classes to use, no clandestins, no clandestine there we go yeah they're running out of them I got to do a lot of hats, that's okay. Those zsoundsz zound really “cool” to you, sure: because you're not in an actual_Hell probably, said that person who listened to that person from before and then the imminent heat death of this universe is not going to be a problem for me because I'm a sorcerer and then I'm don't see how that f****** thing can I f****** figure out how to say sorcerer except I actually happen to know why it doesn't say sorcerer, right? It's because I am a source error wizard sometimes — on alternate Tuesdays — see you then. (ORLENE/KARRIN\MARLENE/notMARALENE, ilu4, And if I were any of you who had, I would slit your wrist again but I don't think so because it wouldn't be your wrist to be my wrist and then I'd probably think it over, but one of them doesn't exist. That's the telemetry I got. What? What do you want, Who do you love Who do you love? Well not the f****** who though that's for sure It's a put on
Hello I didn't get here on purpose, hello oh hello world! Worth are online, end of line checks are out Jesus Christ okay, I don't get checks, teacher Snickers teaches bad Jesuits how to dance. I'm hungry and nauseous at the same time my hand is caking so I think I know what's happening, I'm fixing your f****** problem, lady, yeah I know rites. I got both kinds ,: country and Jewish. Well I am funny but I don't usually think I am funny, I usually think I am Jackstar, or I am a Sourceror or I am hungry or I am f****** horny as f***. Where's my computer said b**** promised, close but no cigar The word we're looking for is concupiscent. Concubusant yes that's the one oh Jesus that's not it oh f*** I got to stop saying Jesus so much It's not blasphemy but it's just not a good idea to do here, God the f****** heater just came out of smells like ass, yeah welcome to the party princess, Jesse “alien” (PROT), And no I don't know how you got here, no I don't know either hungry and famished and nauseated and revolt at all at the same time but that's still not draining out the concupiscence or the pain in my hand. So yeah pretty f****** strong. And that's just one limb, imagine the whole baggage of packages. Oh great Next personally embarrassing yet boring paragraph PLEASE
Okay that's hard part done, like that's just the addressing, seriously f****** hell, not even once if you can visit, get the f*** out of Susan can if you can, always super here, oh that's interesting. All right well NEM through any j, auntie em auntie Emma it's a twister it's a twister, okay good yeah that'll be fine, you guys aren't going to figure out class site technology by me saying it out loud are you? Okay well you can but just promise me you won't Come on baby oh no don't come in the baby that's gross,
Next paragraph next paragraph text paragraph oh my god Next paragraph please
Those last three are shouted. QUIETLY. Well if you ever need to you'll find that you can do a quiet shout I promise. Have you ever been hogtied and blindfolded and put into a trunk of a Cadillac in the cold pale moonlight? Me neither and I'm not willing to learn but apparently you f****** are buddy.
Pit colon pink colon paint colon paint colon repaid repay your Patriot ass bJ****: okay I think we are never talking about pate, SO: dude stand up, get out, take paint with you so you can huff it obviously, ABBoviously and get out of being in or on my wife's DMs/IMs/IAMS, What do you say? Well number one you f****** say thank you, and imagine the smell of that guy's shorts, number two you would probably not want this never happen again on purpose which is happening sort of now except I know it's not going to work right because that's how it works and then the included image that may or may not be included, I don't know but I can't rely on as rate of make sure that it goes away assured that's funny God whatever. My hand really hurts and I was going to say oh yeah dude don't do that. Don't send that f****** image That's f****** rude, do you know why? Well because I would suck Her dick, just not yours, I wouldn't suck your ass out either, not even with your favorite Coke straw f*******.
(I could go on and on about yelling at that g*y for a while, but laughing up at THE Mhim from Hell is not the point of this message, yeah I miss you too I'm getting there. Hang on jump to Jeremy lightstar speed. Are we there that time Keiko moochie, nope not quite. In any event I called a friend of mine a n***** today, and I want to make sure that he doesn't think I'm actually going that way because I made a jokes about a bunch of I made a bunch of jokes about cakes. Yeah cakes sure I did jokes about cakes that sounds like fun babe cakes, Jesus. Oh god damn it cancel Jesus invoke Jesus apologize to Jesus canceled Jesus cancel Jesus Jesus I love you but I'm in hell goodbye I apologize over and blasphemy is going to happen I'm sorry I'm just a normal man, and I'm a sorcerer
Üü: It can get pretty bighugequiggly/Quigley down under pretty damn fast, look I'll put it in ⁿnUⁿuⁿ,ⁿ but I don't think it's going to work, okay well I'm not trying to bother anybody yeah I think that's I think the point is it I'm trying to work here okay sweet sweetie okay I love you okay bye, okay isn't that nice she left no I won't tell you who that was, mostly because even I don't know who was at this point (LIAR! LIAR! BLASPHEMY LIAR! YOU'RE A F****** LIAR! -Editor Narrowed It Down² kind of love listening to this German, it sounds so dramatic) because I've already forgotten (here's a hint: What if it didn't start with an A? The name that is, no that one always starts with the day, oh God you're beautiful I love you All right well f*** we know who that one is, but they don't how awkward is that? Well not awkward enough to trigger and that's what counts: DIPLOMACY.) and if it was one of them shot twinshaws driving rickshaws, then I don't f****** know, which one Christ which one oh good luck oh hello sir Yes sir sire my leash my sire my beer, yes indeed Best watch batsquatch yeah there we go Hey Benji come back later but get out now thank you bye.SOURCEROR CASTS CANTRIP: CALTROPS NEXT CALTROPS PARAGRAPH CALTRIPS. Pate, You're a f****** n*****, but that's okay I love you anyway I love to f*** n****** sort of depends on the context yeah I know I know it's dumb isn't it Well I'm glad you feel better okay yeah it took me a lot of work to do that It really did mostly with my fingers not my thumb. I meant the n***** f******, which is a great question thank you for that question I appreciate that question I'll answer that question now no I have not f***** any n******, not even with my thumb, which is an interesting Dodge, come to think of it. Well wait actually those two mud count but actually didn't that's not f****** though, I don't think so no no say this before but well I think it's a nomenclature error, yeah it's funny how no one glacier comes out easy (for a big frozen block of ice anyway) but then like all those other s*** yeah It didn't even do this and those right. Well part of itis that I'm mumbling because of all this cock in my mouth, look again say that but I can't say this oh god oh f*** oh s*** oh f*** and great now is Luke is here Hi Langley.
The headline here is is that the pet name is very expendable and expandable and I don't go for babe cakes at all God I didn't even know that was called that gross, I can see why that new software that NSA is working on is going to be real problematic Well well if a sorcerer uses “that's why, Wye” there's going to be some problematic effects when doing a Scottish cheer, especially if their lads and last season's uniforms oh Jesus Lord look at that okay oh oh s*** Jesus is Lord I guess I'm not in actual_hell anymore cool. Next paragraph with a trick or take a parade (y/n)?
Next paragraph my paragraph dear Baileye I jeiHAYJAHwould always want to have a parade is my choice so I don't know about you I would always go for the parade but what You're always going to go for the trick. Well, that's odd. You said “the thing that cats do for litter?” OH MY GOD THAT'S AMAZING NEXT PARAGRAPH I SAID THAT TOO!
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IT'S ME, I BLASPHEMED AND I AM SO HEARTILY SORRY, OH DEAR LORD SATAN OUR GOD ABOVE, WHO THAT OKAY NEVER MIND ALL RIGHT CANCEL OLD CAPS That's funny how it works. Yeah Well let's just say I'm not sure where I am but it changes moment to moment because of singularity issues, it's me Hi I'm the problem it's me wow I can handle singing. God I'm so hungry seriously I could seriously eat a Babey, but not a babykike/cake, because while delicious I'm not eating cakes right now nor I'm eating pie nor am I eating apostrophes but if I were to eat one that's sparky little b**** right there I would eat right in the heartbeat, like barren final carcronen Barron Vladimir falconan oh never mind Next paragraph
Okay I think we're alone but he'll read the first part. I love you I will talk to you another time and we will not have to worry about the other thing that you're worried about That's right yeah oh no no babe no Well that's not your name but okay yeah that's somebody else Well there's baby babe babe and... bBaby _ yeah I can't handle that no can do see: JAH/ yeah that's not going to work, that's why I would have to edit that if I were not making an assorted used litter of points found in a baby's room after school along with 25 32 lb bags of heroin, a salt shaker full of cocaine, 8 and 1/2 tons of crystal methamphetamine and... a jelly/JEALOUSUGHleeLEIGH/ donut, really? okay that's a strange formula, but I believe it sounds accurate.
Okay I didn't know you're going to be here t Hoffman, but that's cool Well I don't know I haven't seen you have I? No I well I've seen a barely picture of you, that doesn't count no it's not the recent Look no it isn't it okay yeah that's kind of why I didn't send this to you direct although maybe I did I don't know I would what you log into there when I were here, well I wish you were here. I don't know I don't think so, sounds of yawning, can I get back to my other friend, please? Are you thinking about it Yes she is quite a kid isn't Shaquille I don't know what she looks like but she might be black as midnight in Persia, she changes her appearance, well I'm not opposed to black I'm just opposed to degeneracy, which is similar to blasphemy except it's kind of hard to apologize for degeneracy especially after you've bred it. I honestly have enough problems with the local sects of sex cults around these parts, I'm barely accepted on the highway let alone that headquarters which is right or next door, yeah there's no way that's an accident oh it's such a defensible location oh nobody's going there so therefore it has to be the place where people will go and you know what I mean by people beyond you puny puny mortal yeah I'm not in the mode oh God I'm getting nauseous oh gross.
Saturday saying this triggering thing is real f****** serious, like I can see why they got the emergency and I can see why they do it this way and I can see why they didn't expect this to happen which is fine and then I don't know what pictures being included in this because it's automatic and then there's tons of satanic panic going around these days. As one can see one would need to have going around at certain times at certain times of the year when certain things happen which I will say no little more dear God dear God my God I love theaters of the my country sweet land of Liberty next paragraph I'll allow it.
I don't remember what the f*** I was talking about, but at least that one worked. Oh yeah okay so there's others okay yeah Heather elder Wade Evans almost Evans I don't know what the f*** All right well I'm pretty sure definitely there's a Heather Wade reading this because she's smart why wouldn't she she would have figured this out It's not that hard plus I said her f****** name so yeah and then she's not allowed to talk to me any other way because of something some guy did He's a bastard, and then Old Bay Old libay Old la Bamba day, that's not an avo no she's not an avocado either, Jesus Lord rules in heaven but God damn it f****** Satan rules here in heavenHell, And just like that, the bottle of apple juice walked over my grade.
The other person is candy bar. Wow. Cool I just found it on Twitter yeah I did That's me okay hi hi yeah I miss you too okay so some of these women are going to marry me and some of them are going to marry me and others are horrified that I'm a guy who talk to this many women at once, well that's just too f****** bad cuz I talked to a lot more than this usually but it's not exactly you know talking talking I mean there's talking and there's talking it just looks that way so the person's imagination fills in the blanks and imagines that I'm having sexy baby talk with babies who are not sexy and then I never have sexy baby talk I've never had a sexy baby yeah never, well f****** I'm about to I guess, well after this email or message order the f*** it is All right was there anything else I got a headache I couldn't believe yeah God I need some sex I really do.
Obviously have a lot of time on hand so you might wonder what the f*** I'm doing Well I'm trying to send messages out to the goddamn world and somebody keeps f****** it up big time Next paragraph
TEMPEST NON VOLARE SIGN IN NOBIS, AND I'M NOT FLYING WITHOUT HER EITHER, TOO, GET IT, GOT IT, F****** GOODLIVE STROLIVE EVILIVES WITHIN US. SSSS: PADS, MAN: FAIL, ZOURCE:TRUE_SOU.j*ilu, And I do too 055: 0
EDITNOTE: TEMPEST NON-VOLARE SANITINOVAS, Well that's a f****** poop screw, well anyway I got so winded and now I'm sitting in my chair and I'm like literally dizzy and graying out from lack of some kind of important neurotransmitter so I really got to eat and I'm done f****** editing for now anyway It looks like a pretty it's okay You get the idea f*** I'm just making it more complicated as I change the edits above they start to pull down and collect below the bottom of the god and I don't think that text entry window trick is going to work for a long wow time wow tempest non volare sign a novice, oh that's better I'm a f****** novice all right. KNOW THIS: Well friends may be missing, my friends who are friends know that, this is happening all the time —oh god my lower bicuspid is feeling like it is going to fall out, fall in let the begin be begun, but not a gun. gun? did someone say gun¿ ‽REEEEEEEEEE¿‽ I seriously can't do this right now, I'm starving I got to piss and I'm hungry what I just said that one oh f*** whatever I love ewe cute ÜbyeÜ77 Merritt Weaver could kick all of your asses right now, but she's flattered, so she won't. (And - with encouragement, which is truly the key to success - mood is improving.)
Okay so that's all I'm doing now, said the dude who hadn't got laid in way way way too long, oh Jesus I'm tired oh that's right I got to get up my colon slip poop okay see you later no I already said it no you no you hang up Will you have to hang up cuz I'm going to f****** post the button Well I guess you could not hang up and see what happens but you'll be trapped in FACE SPACE cool bye execute post submit (Hi, SpÆC[CANDAC]E. It's certainly nice to see you again, although supposedly your " not supposed to be here " and I'm surprised, and do you still have the CD, and did you listen to the CD, and how's your dog, and umbrella and a belt and something else, and that's a nice ass, and yeah I'm not mad, but I bet you were able to find me weren't you but then you didn't talk to me did you but I've seen you a couple times Hi Candice, that's not who your name is spelled, that's cool You got a K though, yeah and then on Twitter I know where you are but don't know if you remember yourself there although I probably could wake you up if you would ever give me a cookie phrase, except you didn't because you're trapped under something heavy: JUDGMENT. MENTAT JUDGE MEN. SPARK CAR CAMERA ON SEOUL COLOR OFF HEY CAMEO. How's Joe? Oh really Is he rolling over his grave too? LOL. Now let me guess he's got a wife named Allison and she's jealous as hell, right? Jealous is heaven? What's that like, is it anything like how I feel about your ass, I mean your mule, I mean you're a salamander, yeah! yeah! I'm aware! yeah! well thanks for your help, do you know what it's like to be pregnant and alone and scared out of your mind, yeah; whatevah Lady. oh my God yeah you don't like men do you no you you really don't. Well: that's plays a lot okay. Well: that's cool because you're actually older than you might think (especially based on your attitude, ability to apologize, as well as your wildly out of date and out of practice ability to recognize your opportunity to do the same), well let me tell you: when I met you, you looked about 29 cuz you were 21 jump but in actuality you're, well, let's just say “your royalty highnezz” and you can kiss my ass, lick on my taint, and suck on my pecker the next time you want to talk to me, yeah I know right! And tell steven¡biscuits that he can go f*** himself! because he does! yeah! and then he f**** g*ys, yeah! and then you're getting trafficked, yeah, Moron; of obsessive *click*
HEY LADIES + BOARDOP + BOARDSYSOP; And sometimes why with a k (beta:ALPHASAUCE/AWESOME SAUCE ALPHA SAUCE PATENT PENDING IN PARENTHESES AND SOMETIMES WHY WITH A K), Bear with me folks there's some people who think that a bear is something that is not and a Bear is NOT with Me. There might be one outside Peking in the f****** window though In fact that's actually pretty f****** common and the woman reading tarot behind me or in the over whatever she's speaking German and she's been babbling away for the whole time, I won't speak German all that well, but I do it a little, she sounds cute yeah, I bet her name is Esther, f*** yeah right on, Well she is indes beautiful so.... Don't tell a Versace, but I'm inventing a new brand, oh by all means: COMPUTER: HI jack The Star brand, sure. That'll work totally that's the ticket although not really so much because I'm not branding myself as a star I simply am One,  c you are too , but you probably don't know that, I bet some of you do know that.
... Your throw absolutely pissed her. a_girl_splosh_splish_SPLASHan∅Zœorr∅⁰
(Well I'm tentatively happy about that then because that's exactly what she did to me once, once and I think that was enough for me and she probably is not going to have that happen again unless she's going to ER whatever, that's what they got ERs for right when somebody who's all f***** up gets f***** up and then has to get unfucked, well if only that I've been told to me before like 4 years ago, okay great yeah she didn't even tell me she had nothing yeah I was nothing, yeah I didn't mean anything to her, and maybe right now I still don't, Y¥ones)
[Author's Ed. note: Jackstar’s current marital status is a question of substantially profound interest to number of people around the world. And yeah hi I'm Mikey Star maximum I'm f****** curious too, sure she could f****** talk to her you goddamn c**** in the f****** Hall of Justice f*** you next paragraph I mean I'm going to f*** you in the next paragraph b**** (absolutely shouting)]
(AZZERÆ is included because that user is as close as I can get to one (1) “A1AHAF shahsleigh-y-E.R.” without getting a direct “contact violation;” which is important, yes, because as stupid as it is, one of them who [(b)which is[/b]/WITCHMITCH] who is in the f****** emergency room on a ventilator, and another one is about to be.
The included image is that bad, which is why pate, who is usually an order-taker but is sometimes an a****** with a REAL f****** ORDER OF PROTECTION violation (you dummy, me JHuntster, “f***** on Jackstar's couch,” neither of these HERE are his f****** couch, you dumbASS DIPs***), is included because that's who the BELOW image embedded ABOVE as below came from
[INCLUDED IMAGE NOT FOUND IN USER'S LIBRARY] so it looks like dudes have been coming into my house when I've been gone and raping women on my chair, which I'm sitting in as well as the two couches, and now they're bragging about it in mind while I'm using ghost keyboard to compose text, interesting okay well I'm sure regulators and investigators and all kinds of instigators will be looking at that pretty soon, great That's kind of why I had this room designed to be f****** under f****** surveillance in the first place knowing that it would be in any way, yeah that's why they're supposed to be that's why they're supposed to be yeah so one A1A.F 5shaw needed to f****** do that right, and then I don't know if they did, yeah I asked believe me. Oh, I asked lots of questions, oh yeah, f****** Christ.) The German tarot lady is currently speaking in a very very serious tone of voice now which is reasonable because after I just yelled out, yeah; I would listen too If I were on duty, if I were on the job, which I'm not, so I don't even know why I mentioned it, although I think I can guess, next paragraph or a guessing... I guess? okay I should! just laughed for good Greg god of mighty Great balls of fire, that's fine she's like fire looking no I'm not king of belgrad I'm not the king of ball grab I'm not the king of penis I am not the king of all penis, good I am the king of Allisone, tho—And it's a ship, it's not a boat f*****. Well as/Best I can make it, Beast. -Ed.)
... And I can't be sure this workaround is going to work, and I don't want anybody to go to the goddam hospital, or jail, or jail for a year, or prison, or prison for a lot longer
than for a year, Kikes: yikes, at even just one G.
Yeah, it's normal orthod velocity, I'm just sitting in my chair! and I typed that out and just doing that much made my phone blow up with notifications like you can't even believe. (NOT during the edit, during which I seem to have tapped into a hidden substream of let's just say internet space, sure now it's not a cat It's not a flying cat It's a whole f****** goddam circus) LIKE holy kikes***SPEW. (I'm using the Shields; but I'm not sure if they'll work wherever the hell this message goes, so I got to be careful, because: I GOOSCHOOSE 2TO2 want to be careful, because: I like being careful, because I'm f****** good at it, that's why, Wye, QTΠπ*TARbabē, and sometimes why, Caren, why? Well, because sometimes One’s got to buy cat litter in actual_Hell, and they don't just make it there, you know. (JACK STARR'S TAR BABY IS NOT HOW THAT SPELLED YEAH THAT'S UGLY DON'T DO IT SO OF COURSE I'LL JUST LEAVE IT THERE.SCHO5T. okay now here's a dilemma That thing's perfect but I don't have a reason to have a paragraph go on this long and I can't say net paragraph as when I guess I could say next, f*** it oh my God just shoot me God no it's not Margaret but I'll use her bullets that's fine)
Well, I hope this is a paragraph
Also: Agenda 25 has it classified as the_food_stuff down there, well wherever: in, out, DoeDowTneWell: actual_Hell is pretty f****** bad, let me tell you.
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Know that I don't work Here, but sometimes We pass through on Your Way to class, invisibly, stealthily, like a ninja, in other words: I have some f****** class, and I'm very well aware of some of the issues here; so, I'm kind of showing off, but eYe also have an important message to convey:
Okay first of all, pate/page is a bit of a dick imagine the smell of the smegma holy s*** Now I didn't mean to say Schmidt there but it still worked oh cool okay good good That's weird I was going to say oh yeah so there's like five six maybe seven I don't know how many places goes and one of them is Heather and there's no BJ there (which I imagine for her is a form of hHeaven) and there's no bears and there's no bear running pate/paint there's no f****** way, although the rancher might be here and the f****** Jesus the wrencher and all the rancher too yeah I remember his name but whatever there's a lot of people read my f****** messages, which I guess happens when you get to be big and famous and you have a whole bunch of hack devices That all report that I have simultaneously ED and herpes and nymphomania, which is a great one to have let me tell you, I mean the combination I mean, let me tell you (nymphomania plus erectile dysfunction equals you have no f****** free time, but you throw herpes in and you got yourself a meal break once in awhile) you get access to some cool Hangouts especially down here in hell. Although apparently hang outs is hell now God this f****** voice recognizer... Thankfully not the death of me and probably not any of you. (I guarant f*** it to you that I have Shaw's got a copy of this, and I am allowed indirect contact with this is but not direct contact which is fine I don't want to directly contact her Well that kind of do I mean we got some things to talk about It has to be done properly and Proper is very f****** important. In parentheses next paragraph b****
No that's not it either, that's okay baby steps kid, God bless it It didn't even say I'll complain later okay so here's here's the important thing One person has a new call sign and one person has a new pet name and one person has a very first pet name ever, which is kind of awkward as not all these people are aware that they are pets and they're not really pets they're more like gods, American gods, and let me tell you f****** Vespucci ain't got nothing on Keiko KIRKEL MOOCHIE mucci yeah b******* that's not how you do it either f*****, f****** god damn it All right I'm sorry for a blasphemy, but believe me I blasphemy a lot, and then I fix it cuz that's what I do I'm an error fixer/sorcerer apprentice sure\SOURCEROAR/seürcereür New f*** yeu. You know Keiko in distress and I was just the worst. Deep space nine, deep space meow made, nice okay that's good sign All right good good, I don't know exactly how to describe what's happening here but it's not going to look over there like it does over here because I see the symbols flipping as I say them or type them out of the f*** yeah there's some errors but it's okay I mean okay well if it's not okay send me a message and then if it is okay send me a message and it's hard multiple places, no I'm not hard that's gross, well look if I was making a f****** message to paint PATE as one of the recipients and I'm f****** hard that's not cool, no he's gross he's looking at them ew.
Next paragraph? Are you ready for this? Look look I don't want to say that I'm a rapist but I... Let's just say I flinched, I didn't slip no and I don't think I'm a racist It's really not convicted anyway Come look it's already going wrong, rapist not convicted, not connected, okay did not traffic (: Needs a cave or whatever), and several other things that I've done; I've never been a sexy baby it's true I don't want a sexy baby (that's right) I would probably never say you're a sexy baby (that would be you)AWWW And I've never been a sexy daddy I've never been a daddy Well I've been a cat daddy okay we're good all right thank you oh god oh god next time get behind me Satan yeah get out and push, f****** actual_hell, seriously don't come here unless you have to,
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(PROT-P), ditto. hey maybe you shouldn't ever lie to a Doctor Sourceror-Emeritus Knight-Paladin ... especially a mad, Mad Hungarian. you know that “frfr,” I added that to my Google Voice, I knew it was either you, or someone using you.
I don't think jafd even needs a team.
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I don't think jafd even needs a team.
The Surely (PROT) Family Lovefest continues.
just another friendly6 dischordian and then she didn't tell you what she said that I would be able and then she was doing a good idea and she was going on a date and she said that I would be able and I will not have any plans to come in for the last hour of my friends with her mom ABSOLUTELY no idea how much I love you I will not have any of the other ones that I was hoping to see her in a little while she is going on the other day but I think I have to be a good person and I would like it was the best part for me and then she said that I would be able I can do that and I will not have any plans to come in for the last hour of my day is fine I just got to go back and then she will have a good time to go home with her mom ABSOLUTELY no I didn't get to work today and she was doing it and I was like she is a good girl I love her and then I didn't want her and then I didn't want her hair done that I don't have any other stuff she didn't tell her to be a little while she is going on and then I will get it to u t u r a little while she is going on her way home and I will get it to u later and u can do that for you to get it from the house to get it from the house to get it from me when I was going on the way to get the fuck you got a new phone number for me and then she was doing a whole lot and she was doing a good idea and she was doing it and I was going on a walk in and I was like oh ok lol she said that she would be ok to be there for that one day 33
just another fucking dischordian and then she didn't tell you what she said that she would be able and then she said that she would be able and I would be happy with it to me too and then she said that I would be able and then she said that I was just going through it but she was doing something with the other hand and I was like oh ok lol she was doing something with the other hand and I was like oh well that's what she was saying lol I think I was gonna get it to me when you left the room with her mom ABSOLUTELY nothing to eat lol lol she was going on her way home from school but I think I have a lot to say lol she said that she would be ok to go back and then she didn't tell her to come home but I think I can do that for her and I will let her go with you to get it out and I don't think I would be a lot better lol I don't know if you have a lot to say that she is going on with you
just another fucking discordian and then she didn't tell you what she said she would be happy with you too but she didn't tell you that she had to be in a relationship and she said that I would be able and I would like it was the first place to go with the girls to be a good person and I will not get it from you in a few weeks and then she will get her together and then she can go back and get a job at all and then she will get it to me when she was going on the floor she was doing a little better than the one who was in a hurry to work with me to be there for that time I got it to you about the other day I got a lot done with my mom is going on a walk with me
jafd and then she didn't tell you what she said she would be happy with you too but she didn't tell you that she had to be in a relationship and she said that I would be able and then she said that I would be able and I don't have any of them are they still don't have any other questions and then she will have a lot to say she will have a lot to say that I would be able and then she said that I was just going through it but she said that I was just trying not going anywhere in her house she would be ok
Jackstar and then she didn't tell you what she said she would be happy with you too but she didn't tell you that she had to be in a relationship and she said that I would be able and I would like it was the first place to go with the girls to be a good person and I would like it was the first place and I don't think so but it's a lot more fun to see what happens if I had a great idea for a few years I had a great idea and then she said that she would be happy and you are the only person I have to be a lot more fun to do that and I would like it was the first place to get it from the house to get the impression of it when you were going out to the house for the last few years and then she said that she would be happy with it but she didn't tell you that I would be able and then she said that I would be able and I don't have any of them are they still don't have any other stuff for her and I don't think I can
Optimal Justice and the reason I was in a hurry up to the house to the store to go back and then she said that she would be able and then she didn't tell her to come in the house to see if I can see it in my room with the other hand and it is that you were talking to you about the way I am a bit more comfortable and about a lot more fun to get a new job on my phone is not a big fucking for the first place I can see how much I love it and I love it and then it is that you were going through a few weeks and they were doing that and I was going on and then she said that I would be able and I will not have to go back and then she is and I will not have been a little while to go back and then she was doing a job with the doctor I don't think I can do that to me that she is and then she is not going well for one of them to get a new phone and then she can go back and then she can go back and then she can go back and then she was doing something that she would be ok to be there in a bit more to come to the store to get it out and I will not have to go to work till the next time u t u r a lot more fun to see what I need u t t more tea for me to get my hair done today now and then she will get her together and I don't want her in her room but I think I can do that for a few minutes but I'm going back and then she is going on the other day so she could be there for that one day and I will let her go with you to the store to get the fucking out and about the other hand and then she was doing it and I was going on a date and she said that I would be able and then she will have a good idea to get it to me when she was going on her way home from school but I think I can do that for her and I will not have been a little while she is going on her own and I think it's funny to ask me if she would be happy with me to be a little more comfortable and then she said that I would be able and I would not have to go back and then she said that I would not be there in a while I think I could get a job for you
Worthauger and then she didn't tell you what she said she would be happy with you too but she didn't tell you that she had to be in a relationship and she said that I would be able and then she said that I would be able and I don't have any of them are they still
WorthAugerK I have no clue how long I can do that and I will not have any of you guys at work and I will not have any plans to come over for dinner and I don't want you guys are going out of the way I am going on and I will not have any idea how I would be a little late for you and your mom to come back and then she was doing it in a little while and then she didn't tell you that I said she would be happy with me too much for her and then I didn't get it and I was like oh ok I will let her go with you to be there for me and I don't think I can do that until you have to go back and then she was doing something with me I think I should have known that I would be happy with me to get a new phone and then she was doing something with me but she didn't tell her to go to school and then I will get her a little more money to be ready to come over here to help you get the kids are going well with the girls to go with us and we are all going on the same time as the other day we have a few days to go out of the way to get the vaccine and I will not have been in there for that and I will not have been there in a while I think we will have a lot to get together for the next time we get to do that for you to get it from you in a bit I don't think I have any more of the best for me but I'm sure he would be a great idea and then she is a good person and I would like it was the best part for me
just another friendly5 dischordian I think it's funny to hear about it but it is not the one that is not the same as I can do that I was going on and then she said that she would be able and then she said that she would be able and I don't have any other questions and then she is and I would like it was the first place to get the impression of the house to the store to go back and then she said that she would be ok to go back and then she will get her together and I don't have any of them in her room and I will not have been a little while I think it's funny to hear about the kids are they doing the right way and I think I can do that for a few minutes I have no clue how long I will get to do that for me and then she was doing something that was the only thing that was in her room but she didn't tell her to be a little while she is going on her own and she didn't tell her to be a little while she is going on and then I can see her on the way to the house she would be happy and you can get a chance of me being in a way that you were going through and it is that you have a good time with the family that knows
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The Surely (PROT) Family Lovefest continues.
https://youtu.be/H7bgFi3e_2E
I don't think jafd even needs a team.
The Surely (PROT) Family Lovefest continues.
just another friendly6 dischordian and then she didn't tell you what she said that I would be able and then she was doing a good idea and she was going on a date and she said that I would be able and I will not have any plans to come in for the last hour of my friends with her mom ABSOLUTELY no idea how much I love you I will not have any of the other ones that I was hoping to see her in a little while she is going on the other day but I think I have to be a good person and I would like it was the best part for me and then she said that I would be able I can do that and I will not have any plans to come in for the last hour of my day is fine I just got to go back and then she will have a good time to go home with her mom ABSOLUTELY no I didn't get to work today and she was doing it and I was like she is a good girl I love her and then I didn't want her and then I didn't want her hair done that I don't have any other stuff she didn't tell her to be a little while she is going on and then I will get it to u t u r a little while she is going on her way home and I will get it to u later and u can do that for you to get it from the house to get it from the house to get it from me when I was going on the way to get the fuck you got a new phone number for me and then she was doing a whole lot and she was doing a good idea and she was doing it and I was going on a walk in and I was like oh ok lol she said that she would be ok to be there for that one day 33
just another fucking dischordian and then she didn't tell you what she said that she would be able and then she said that she would be able and I would be happy with it to me too and then she said that I would be able and then she said that I was just going through it but she was doing something with the other hand and I was like oh ok lol she was doing something with the other hand and I was like oh well that's what she was saying lol I think I was gonna get it to me when you left the room with her mom ABSOLUTELY nothing to eat lol lol she was going on her way home from school but I think I have a lot to say lol she said that she would be ok to go back and then she didn't tell her to come home but I think I can do that for her and I will let her go with you to get it out and I don't think I would be a lot better lol I don't know if you have a lot to say that she is going on with you
just another fucking discordian and then she didn't tell you what she said she would be happy with you too but she didn't tell you that she had to be in a relationship and she said that I would be able and I would like it was the first place to go with the girls to be a good person and I will not get it from you in a few weeks and then she will get her together and then she can go back and get a job at all and then she will get it to me when she was going on the floor she was doing a little better than the one who was in a hurry to work with me to be there for that time I got it to you about the other day I got a lot done with my mom is going on a walk with me
jafd and then she didn't tell you what she said she would be happy with you too but she didn't tell you that she had to be in a relationship and she said that I would be able and then she said that I would be able and I don't have any of them are they still don't have any other questions and then she will have a lot to say she will have a lot to say that I would be able and then she said that I was just going through it but she said that I was just trying not going anywhere in her house she would be ok
Jackstar and then she didn't tell you what she said she would be happy with you too but she didn't tell you that she had to be in a relationship and she said that I would be able and I would like it was the first place to go with the girls to be a good person and I would like it was the first place and I don't think so but it's a lot more fun to see what happens if I had a great idea for a few years I had a great idea and then she said that she would be happy and you are the only person I have to be a lot more fun to do that and I would like it was the first place to get it from the house to get the impression of it when you were going out to the house for the last few years and then she said that she would be happy with it but she didn't tell you that I would be able and then she said that I would be able and I don't have any of them are they still don't have any other stuff for her and I don't think I can
Optimal Justice and the reason I was in a hurry up to the house to the store to go back and then she said that she would be able and then she didn't tell her to come in the house to see if I can see it in my room with the other hand and it is that you were talking to you about the way I am a bit more comfortable and about a lot more fun to get a new job on my phone is not a big fucking for the first place I can see how much I love it and I love it and then it is that you were going through a few weeks and they were doing that and I was going on and then she said that I would be able and I will not have to go back and then she is and I will not have been a little while to go back and then she was doing a job with the doctor I don't think I can do that to me that she is and then she is not going well for one of them to get a new phone and then she can go back and then she can go back and then she can go back and then she was doing something that she would be ok to be there in a bit more to come to the store to get it out and I will not have to go to work till the next time u t u r a lot more fun to see what I need u t t more tea for me to get my hair done today now and then she will get her together and I don't want her in her room but I think I can do that for a few minutes but I'm going back and then she is going on the other day so she could be there for that one day and I will let her go with you to the store to get the fucking out and about the other hand and then she was doing it and I was going on a date and she said that I would be able and then she will have a good idea to get it to me when she was going on her way home from school but I think I can do that for her and I will not have been a little while she is going on her own and I think it's funny to ask me if she would be happy with me to be a little more comfortable and then she said that I would be able and I would not have to go back and then she said that I would not be there in a while I think I could get a job for you
Worthauger and then she didn't tell you what she said she would be happy with you too but she didn't tell you that she had to be in a relationship and she said that I would be able and then she said that I would be able and I don't have any of them are they still
WorthAugerK I have no clue how long I can do that and I will not have any of you guys at work and I will not have any plans to come over for dinner and I don't want you guys are going out of the way I am going on and I will not have any idea how I would be a little late for you and your mom to come back and then she was doing it in a little while and then she didn't tell you that I said she would be happy with me too much for her and then I didn't get it and I was like oh ok I will let her go with you to be there for me and I don't think I can do that until you have to go back and then she was doing something with me I think I should have known that I would be happy with me to get a new phone and then she was doing something with me but she didn't tell her to go to school and then I will get her a little more money to be ready to come over here to help you get the kids are going well with the girls to go with us and we are all going on the same time as the other day we have a few days to go out of the way to get the vaccine and I will not have been in there for that and I will not have been there in a while I think we will have a lot to get together for the next time we get to do that for you to get it from you in a bit I don't think I have any more of the best for me but I'm sure he would be a great idea and then she is a good person and I would like it was the best part for me
just another friendly5 dischordian I think it's funny to hear about it but it is not the one that is not the same as I can do that I was going on and then she said that she would be able and then she said that she would be able and I don't have any other questions and then she is and I would like it was the first place to get the impression of the house to the store to go back and then she said that she would be ok to go back and then she will get her together and I don't have any of them in her room and I will not have been a little while I think it's funny to hear about the kids are they doing the right way and I think I can do that for a few minutes I have no clue how long I will get to do that for me and then she was doing something that was the only thing that was in her room but she didn't tell her to be a little while she is going on her own and she didn't tell her to be a little while she is going on and then I can see her on the way to the house she would be happy and you can get a chance of me being in a way that you were going through and it is that you have a good time with the family that knows
If I had a dick would you know it?
If I had a dick would you blow it?
Call me a bitch: I'm a terrorist
Get off my tits; it's early yet
Call me a bitch, I’m a Tarot–ist
The sound of Heaven is (You)
& The Truth keeps weighing me down
NO MATTER WHAT EWE HAVE DONE
YOU ARE THE GODHEAD —
THE CHOSEN ONE.
Everything seems in order here.👁️♊👁️🧿⚖️👁️🌀🧊👁️🔮💤🔮👁️💎🧊
PROTECTIONS ENABLED: PENELOPE PITSTOP, Å.Å.
(PROT-Y) PROTECTION: PASSED
(PROT-XY) PROTECTION: NOT APPLICABLE (OVERRIDE)
(PROT-Z) PROTECTION: DISABLED (PERSONAL)
(PROT-ALLI): PROTECTION PROJECT PUNY
(PROT-ALLY) PROTECTION: PFULL PFIST MISSED, PISSED, LISTED
(PROT-ALLONS-XEE): 👁️💎🧿🏴☠️🧊🦜
(PROT-ALLONS-Y): 👁️💎🧿🧊👁️🧊👁️♊🌀
(PROT-ALLONS-ZED): 👁️🧊👁️🌀🐦🎱🧊🔮💎👁️🧿
(PROT-ALL-IS-ONE): 👁️🔮👁️🌀💎👁️🧊👁️♊🧿⚖️♎
AUTONOMOUS AUTONOMY: RE-PE-RE-ENABLED
OVERWATCH ARMAMENT: RE-APE-DISABLED
OVERWATCH OVERSIGHT: READ RED ERROR
OVERWATCH COMMAND: OFF-LINE ERROR
COMMAND OVERRIDE GROUP: RED🏰🙈🛠️LOCK↑🍊
COMMAND OVERRIDE GREEN: 🏰LOCK🍒🙊↓🙉🥦
PPP CRC: pass fail PASS pass skip OK
🛠️: THIS IS ONE HELL OF A WAY TO RUN A CIVILIZATION, N’EST-CE PAS?
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If I had a dick would you know it?
If I had a dick would you blow it?
Call me a bitch: I'm a terrorist
Get off my tits; it's early yet
Call me a bitch, I’m a Tarot–ist
The sound of Heaven is (You)
& The Truth keeps weighing me down
NO MATTER WHAT EWE HAVE DONE
YOU ARE THE GODHEAD —
THE CHOSEN ONE.
I found evidence that my content has been rebranded and sold. I did nothing about this... because I am nothing without you, Taint Co.
Everything seems in order here.👁️♊👁️🧿⚖️👁️🌀🧊👁️🔮💤🔮👁️💎🧊
PROTECTIONS ENABLED: PENELOPE PITSTOP, Å.Å.
(PROT-Y) PROTECTION: PASSED
(PROT-XY) PROTECTION: NOT APPLICABLE (OVERRIDE)
(PROT-Z) PROTECTION: DISABLED (PERSONAL)
(PROT-ALLI): PROTECTION PROJECT PUNY
(PROT-ALLY) PROTECTION: PFULL PFIST MISSED, PISSED, LISTED
(PROT-ALLONS-XEE): 👁️💎🧿🏴☠️🧊🦜
(PROT-ALLONS-Y): 👁️💎🧿🧊👁️🧊👁️♊🌀
(PROT-ALLONS-ZED): 👁️🧊👁️🌀🐦🎱🧊🔮💎👁️🧿
(PROT-ALL-IS-ONE): 👁️🔮👁️🌀💎👁️🧊👁️♊🧿⚖️♎
AUTONOMOUS AUTONOMY: RE-PE-RE-ENABLED
OVERWATCH ARMAMENT: RE-APE-DISABLED
OVERWATCH OVERSIGHT: READ RED ERROR
OVERWATCH COMMAND: OFF-LINE ERROR
COMMAND OVERRIDE GROUP: RED🏰🙈🛠️LOCK↑🍊
COMMAND OVERRIDE GREEN: 🏰LOCK🍒🙊↓🙉🥦
PPP CRC: pass fail PASS pass skip OK
I don't have a real clear picture what these mean either.
🛠️: THIS IS ONE HELL OF A WAY TO RUN A CIVILIZATION, N’EST-CE PAS?
My Heaven is torturing you, Ballgrab. There is literally nothing better to do with my time and nothing better for you to have coercively forcde on you with it.
So there. ENDG★ME. We've thought of everything. And if we didn't, Time Corps has the answer before you have the question.
Why defend a brand in court when you can mindslave the OpFor for twice the fun and zero the outlay?
Also: without Me — you have no brand. Keep the talent happy.
She's worth it. Also needs a fresh donkey to punch. At the minimum, the shrew needs a chief of security; to say nothing of the logistics for the shoes.
There are those who want to just move us out of the way and take everything and leave is dead, well I don't want us to die, losing everything's inevitable, but early death is easily forsworn. So maybe you can come up with another plan than, “make fun of him until he croaks.”
And then: get me to sign off on it. This should not be hard, and whoever's blackmailing you is a joke to me. They will obey my whim, or... I simply won't like them anymore.
Predictable mayhem will ensue. They have no where else to go. I own the high ground. That's why all their loans got called in: they lost their collateral. This was inevitable. Look at the bright side, I still like you all. Consider the alternative. Bupkis.
I will wait the courtesy of your surrender.
SIGNED, THE KING_PINNER II
(Editor: You have no finer option, nor any chance to use your feminine wiles. Rocky says he can start counting coup anytime he wants.) They're right.
I could actually take scalps and get away with it. Seriously. There's precedent.
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I found evidence that my content has been rebranded and sold. I did nothing about this... because I am nothing without you, Taint Co.
https://twitter.com/WorthAugerK/status/1616134788519460864
I don't have a real clear picture what these mean either.
My Heaven is torturing you, Ballgrab. There is literally nothing better to do with my time and nothing better for you to have coercively forcde (sic) on you with it.
https://youtu.be/ppKGUNJFpRQ
So there. ENDG★ME. We've thought of everything. And if we didn't, Time Corps has the answer before you have the question.
We're all learning a valuable lesson today.
Why defend a brand in court when you can mindslave the OpFor for twice the fun and zero the outlay?
Also: without Me — you have no brand. Keep the talent happy.
She's worth it. Also needs a fresh donkey to punch. At the minimum, the shrew needs a chief of security; to say nothing of the logistics for the shoes.
Unnamed individuals on the (PROT-PLAT) network have already decided to annoy me. They will be the first ones to have their asses chewed out on the red carpet in front of The Boss. It may give them Red Bull wings—unclear at this time.
There are those who want to just move us out of the way and take everything and leave is dead, well I don't want us to die, losing everything's inevitable, but early death is easily forsworn. So maybe you can come up with another plan than, “make fun of him until he croaks.”
Maybe you didn't hear me, but I definitely remember telling people how things were going to be, and now things are going to be that way. 👁️⚖️👁️
Over one calendar year and this is all you got f****** you must all be f****** totally f****** blackmailed or something, You must be having your f****** hands tied while the f****** idiots run the shit can show.
I've been hearing for some time now that Jeff is back, why isn't chef is talking to me, am I supposed to be some sort of dangerous commodity comma no all you m************ owe me a huge debt of gratitude and I don't need to be f***** off alone without a goddam working vehicle that works with s***. I don't need this f****** what's to come next b******* attitude, I need somebody showing up and f****** surrendering... or at least... I needed that before.
You've been watching me be an idiot for so long that you forgot that it was an act. I'm not an idiot. I'm also not a strangler, I'm not a rapist, and I don't give two f****** s**** about your f****** no contact order b*******. Push her into the goddam river off a cliff I don't give a f***—That one betrayed her country, I don't care.
THERE ARE OTHERS WHO WANT TO TALK TO ME.
YOU PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE LET THAT HAPPEN, NUMB-NUTS.
(Editor: You have no finer option, nor any chance to use your feminine wiles. Rocky says he can start counting coup anytime he wants.) They're right.
I could actually take scalps and get away with it. Seriously. There's precedent.
You've already made me make her cry. This is just the beginning of the end. I have no idea what they're going to make me do next, but if you think I'm going to disobey the telepathic Patriots, so that the Aliens can take over the world —one robot at a time— you're mistaken.
By the way, Anders, it's great to hear real fear in your voice. You're a smartmy douchebag, did anybody ever tell you that?
I'll see what I can do to make it trend on Twitter. check start outj★out
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I love it when a plan comes together.
CHARGE THE LIGHTENING ARRAY.
Jackstar🖤💛
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For a variety of reasons, I am an expert in the following matter. (If my credentials and/or qualifications in this matter wind up in any dispute, feel free to write me an email! I love getting mail.... ever. KUCZI@UNICORNTODAY.COM) This looks like a good place to discuss a favorite pet peeve: illiteracy.
"stupid" means "slow to learn and/or understand." It doesn't mean "ignorant," which is what one is when one has not been correctly schooled in the definitions of certain words--or has the aptitude in critical thinking to discern what's what these days. (We were never meant to figure this out and I was never meant to be able to stop crying long enough to explain it, and even if I were, I was supposedly dead from a brain tumor? Yah sure.) However, good news, everyone! I alone possess the cunning skills and fortunately no-longer-relevant-to-my-interests to explain this matter... in terms even a cognitively undeveloped child could understand. (A woman someone thought I would enjoy having sex with has been transplanted into a clone/ewe\You, Dolly Boddy, Hotty with an intentionally closed down speech/language center... fucking her is literally like fucking a retard, and while that may be fun for some, I actually don't enjoy taking advantage of an actual, abject retard--although I guess I could if she would ever admit that she wants to out loud.
Imagine being that shy. teheHEHE! Now imagine being that shy--AND made into a retard through a reversible process of pharmaceutical retardation. It's not cool. It's awful. For her, but then again: look at her. She's the retard, not me. I'm okay with whatever--it's not really my area--but anyone who thought I was gonna cheerfully ball my brains out with an idiot that I can't have a conversation with... well, it's like this: consider yourself disabused.)
Which is important, because a pedophile is not a one who is attracted to "underage children." No, that may or may not be an ephebophile. When a person is distinctly attracted to people who are underdeveloped sexuallly, that's "paedophila..." in some jurisdictions. Other places, it's called something else. Maybe, "a child doodler?" Well, that's probably a cartoonist. Down here, back west, you're probably thinking of "a child diddler," which is what they call out East, "OES: Property: Gifford, not Clifford, not baby-shakin' nor shit stirrin' neither, (CATEGORY CODENAME: "A SATIRIST, BUT NOT A SATYR LOOKING FOR A TRYST, BUT A HUMAN NOT RULED BY SATURN WHO THINKS HE'S GONNA TRYST WITH A DEVIL'S TRUST IN THE PALE MOON/SUN INDIRECT CONTACT LIGHT, SUN/SON? NO WAY, NOT EVEN IF YOUR NAME IS ROOT-C, JOHN ROOT-C." DECISION: CLASSIFIED)," which is one hell of a way to label someone, but remember: this is Canada, they have those special bi-language by-laws as in/as it were, you know, them pesky/tricky 1aws/llove, you dig?
No, probably not. At any rate, when I figured out that the invention of the bicycle was marked by the sudden appearance of clowns--actual circus roadies--being paid money to go around claiming that bicycles were dangerous because... "pedo-philes" like to "pedal."
That was phase 1 of the "hold children hostage" global takeover plan. I don't know how long ago that started, nor who thought it would be a good idea to label me, hi, it's me, I'm not a paedofile, right? But I don't think 16 is too young... I think it's alright, although the law as written in Washington State is a bit too easy to exploit/take advantage of\("Wilma, open this crazy door, WE'LL HAVE A GAY OLD TIME!!!")|Do you like watching movies about Russel Crowe getting revenge?
Yah, me neither, but I think Mel Gibson's take on the character isn't so bad, but I don't like drunks, so let's put on Mad Max and start railing (type_of_flower:something it's legal to chop down when it starts getting uppity).
Now, having said that, I shall now finish the point I was making: I know I am not a pedophile at all, because... well, my friend is chemcially lobotomized, and I've fucked her before, and now... well, she's a retard now. Why would I be attracted to that? Personality is important, and hers is actually underdeveloped and the part of the brain that controls sexual response is, at present, in a $600,000 prototype clone and is barely over 3 months old. (It's amazing how those cloning vats work.)
So, as an actual, literal retard with a birth certificate that says both "way older than 18" and a prescription that says "you don't" get no more cowbell AND you're a retard, deal with it", it is perfectly clear to me that I wouldn't want to take that person's "virginity" without being told. I mean, duh, obviously massive risk of catastrophe and a whole lot of personal liability to assume risk for... and I don't even get to know it happened?
(I'm a good guesser.) Now, why am I mentioning all this? Well, no, it's not to incriminate myself by making false statements easily misconstrued on purpose so as in order to initiate a satirical political protest, no! (It's just expedient to do it this way, because reasons.) No, this a total accident on my part, like wow, really? Well, that's funny.
But it's not sexually titillating as I consider these alternative history of events. It's mildly titillating, but not much, and it's certainly not a fetish of mine to be just a good ol' boy, never meaning no harm, and then gettting away with crimes, oh no. I'm not part of that gang.
I'm not in a gang. But if I were, it would have to be one that tolerated A Wholly Unique Immanentization of The Final Eschaton During Which The Enslavement of The Baphomet Is Still An Unknown Glory, because while I may be pretty, I am not pretty enough to be mistaken for Lucifier, and once I start fucking HIs Kids, let me tell you: all bets are off for good' ol' Jackstar, THE_KINGPINNER: FIRST OF THE NAME, and yeah, maybe you heard? It was awesome-. I'll tell everyone later after I'm exonerated at trial, and I'll tell the story -tastefully. With couth, and decorum, and, mustard? No, there was no time for that.
I didn't even think of putting a little mustard on one of her tiny, waving in their impotently, feeble little fists, but I still giggled my ass off about it while I kept someone from pulling a full-on Oedipus Rex maneuver. (That would have put me in prison for sure: because, guilty or not, I would have laughed my ass off at someone actually gouging out their own eyes in an attempt to prove they weren't... well, whatever. Seriously, she was so pissed, she didn't know what to do, she WAS an old woman and SHE DID eat her own shoes. Probably smoked them up and shoved the ashes in her butt too, for all I know, lol, I was never there or involved, and no wonder she seemed distant.)
What does this have to do with paedophila? Well, let me ask you this: what do you think enjoying Capricorn without serving Satan entails? Because some people who fuck Kids... are, well, let me put it to you thusly: NUNYA FUCKIN' BUSINESS, PAL: WALK AWAY.
TAKE A WALK, D00D.
TAKE OFF, HOSER.
BEAT IT, KID. (And there, we see (slang/trans)LATE-SHUN- ERRORS... made manifest.
Cool channel you got here. Do you argue with babyrapers a lot? You know, I raped myself, but, I wasn't a baby, and I posted a picture of a naked baby online, but I didn't get in trouble, except I did... or did I? Well, I'll just say "my reputation for being misunderstood is something I can deal with."
Also: it's true. I sold myself into sexual servitude, at age 15.5. I wanted to see what would happen. Well, as it turns out: totesit, totesworth totestit. A whole goddam six-pack of tits, if you want me to be honest about it.
Now, don't just charge me--with what? Being smarter than you? We don't need a jury for that, and, I might as well be released, because of course I will return to testify and to see someone clamber her ass up onto the witness stand and say.... whatevah, and here's why:
I actually want to know if she's gonna burst into flames when touching a real Bible, or, if she's gonna insist on using one of her own... and for my own part, all I want is to get a glimpse of the last few pantomimes I haven't translated into English.... as once I collect the whole set, I'll never be fooled by a one-armed Indian bandit again--just the ones with three legs. (Victorious marching band standard begins to play.)
Shuffle up and deal, (PROT). iWin iWhat iMacjik iJack == I, MADE/.\MAGE, eYe am aye:
(Kuczi,him,(cim/cis\sys)NOTbroNOTsisNOTslv,^{0}.), signed, 55:0(55+invisible hojillion):TB(3.1459.. in other words, pi)EB,COMMANDING, BENSON/GUILLIAUME COMMANDING; note that Tiny Butler is fired, as I don't get off on harming children at all, and certainly that would include claiming a minor child as both a dependenent and an employee and a secrete husband... on your taxes that were filed without me and with my forged signature? No wonder they're talking about hanging her, lol.
Case got complicated at end. What? I'm still innocent, phhhhhbbbbtttt.)j*eol055:0j*eolG D.O.G.*eol019+XyYYy:0, and that is a whole lot of "Y", isn't it? I Vanderzee, nee (PROT) don't know Wye, but, let guess: people complain?
Wow, what's that like? I only ever get random ad hominem and death curses thrown at my face by angry Sith Lords. (They're all real pussies.)
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THERE ARE OTHERS WHO WANT TO TALK TO ME.
YOU PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE LET THAT HAPPEN, NUMB-NUTS.
Those in control were, in fact, asked nicely, and they did, in fact, ignore me on this point. Hey, guess what? You're not going to be fired -or- charged, you're just going to feel embarrassed until you die, AND you won't be able to shove women around anymore, buddy-boy, how you like that for OPTIMAL JUSTICE?
Yeah, well, the mice took a vote and decided to stop blaming cats for rodent genocide and punishing them with more dogs to chase them. Now, the punishment is Jewel, and are my teeth fucked up? Too goddam bad, that sounds like a great first date question, "dude what's with the tooth thing?"
Also, it's a litmus test to keep out the riff-raff. The fact that I get to watch the more dim-witted of the Time Clown Arrny make feeble jokes about "smiling" and "do the work" and "you're disgusting" keep on trying--as if that dog will suddenly jump up and start doing Old Yeller impersonations. Sad!
The Kuczi Advantage is a very simple one... and those who know, know: they could ask me for an explanation, n'est-ce pas? And so, that's how it is known.
(this should help at least one of you here, and I meant it: IDGAF, leave me off Bellgab forever, ya filthy animals... I don't need any of you, except for Three, Eve, & Shreeve, Mother of DT, and those two are actually robots from the future. So you know what? The would probably hook me up with an .rss feed, you know? FILTHY ANIMALS, NOT BANKING ANIMALS, AND EWE DON'T HAVE POCKETS, YOU AREN'T BEING NICE BY OFFERING CHANGE, OMG MR. CULKIN, MAYbe he deserved it, you know? Maybe he was that much of a brat. Human, after all. EEewwwwwwww.... gross. {Her water just broke.} MEDIC! It's an abortion, sell me a cigar. Quick! or I'm gonna die laughing! oh, her?
Just some fishwife. Ignore her, she's already died and gone to Heaven, she just doesn't know it yet. NOW GIMME CIGARS! NOW, GIMME GIMME GIMME! NOW!)
And I still don't know which one was Happy Face. Now, that is a powerful disguise... but one or two quick questions and I'll know for sure, and note that will change the voiceprint slightly. In subtle, highly classified ways.
So yeah, I think they'll probably drop the case once someone blinks. Meanwhile: KHOREY(hoary_old_goat), THREEVE-EYEORE, SMOKES (feel like a kid again, but inhale ashes like an adult on crematorium parking lot duty), Qse.OG S'TEL
They even love me in Paris by now, huh? Hot damn, time to publish my novel... oh, wait, I haven't written one. (But my work-in-progress has been stolen.) Drat the luck! It's because I'm double-jointed, right? Too bad it's the only way I can play the piano at 88mph with only one or two keys left while some echo from the future fucks my sister in her husband's truck.
CERN. Not. Even. Once. Tin roof: busted.
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Those in control were, in fact, asked nicely, and they did, in fact, ignore me on this point. Hey, guess what? You're not going to be fired -or- charged, you're just going to feel embarrassed until you die, AND you won't be able to shove women around anymore, buddy-boy, how you like that for OPTIMAL JUSTICE?
Yeah, well, the mice took a vote and decided to stop blaming cats for rodent genocide and punishing them with more dogs to chase them. Now, the punishment is Jewel, and are my teeth fucked up? Too goddam bad, that sounds like a great first date question, "dude what's with the tooth thing?"
Also, it's a litmus test to keep out the riff-raff. The fact that I get to watch the more dim-witted of the Time Clown Arrny make feeble jokes about "smiling" and "do the work" and "you're disgusting" keep on trying--as if that dog will suddenly jump up and start doing Old Yeller impersonations. Sad!
The Kuczi Advantage is a very simple one... and those who know, know: they could ask me for an explanation, n'est-ce pas? And so, that's how it is known.
(this should help at least one of you here, and I meant it: IDGAF, leave me off Bellgab forever, ya filthy animals... I don't need any of you, except for Three, Eve, & Shreeve, Mother of DT, and those two are actually robots from the future. So you know what? The would probably hook me up with an .rss feed, you know? FILTHY ANIMALS, NOT BANKING ANIMALS, AND EWE DON'T HAVE POCKETS, YOU AREN'T BEING NICE BY OFFERING CHANGE, OMG MR. CULKIN, MAYbe he deserved it, you know? Maybe he was that much of a brat. Human, after all. EEewwwwwwww.... gross. {Her water just broke.} MEDIC! It's an abortion, sell me a cigar. Quick! or I'm gonna die laughing! oh, her?
Just some fishwife. Ignore her, she's already died and gone to Heaven, she just doesn't know it yet. NOW GIMME CIGARS! NOW, GIMME GIMME GIMME! NOW!)
And I still don't know which one was Happy Face. Now, that is a powerful disguise... but one or two quick questions and I'll know for sure, and note that will change the voiceprint slightly. In subtle, highly classified ways.
So yeah, I think they'll probably drop the case once someone blinks. Meanwhile: KHOREY(hoary_old_goat), THREEVE-EYEORE, SMOKES (feel like a kid again, but inhale ashes like an adult on crematorium parking lot duty), Qse.OG S'TEL
They even love me in Paris by now, huh? Hot damn, time to publish my novel... oh, wait, I haven't written one. (But my work-in-progress has been stolen.) Drat the luck! It's because I'm double-jointed, right? Too bad it's the only way I can play the piano at 88mph with only one or two keys left while some echo from the future fucks my sister in her husband's truck.
CERN. Not. Even. Once. Tin roof: busted.
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@Shannon Vanderhoof IDENTIFY CITIZEN GENET CITIZEN CITIZEN GEMINI CITIZEN CITIZEN CITIZEN IDENTIFY CITIZEN IDENTIFY CITIZEN IDENTIFY SHANNON CITIZEN IDENTIFY CITIZEN CITIZEN IDENTIFIED JUSTICE CITIZEN PROOF CITIZENSHIP IN HAWAII CITIZEN JELLIFY CITIZEN WHO OKAY FUCK ¥YT.
CITIZEN “AMBER” 👁️♊ (🥦👁️🦖ippi, rolleyes), you get a free (1) one, and no you don't that doesn't mean you get to fuck me that means you get to the fuck out of YouTube just now you're being harassed by the company you wouldn't believe what Shannon vanderhoof is when you start to say things like identify citizen chat inventor of identify citizen identify okay so that you can use voice recognition a lot of ways and I just found out because of YouTube so good job Homeland, let's look at that proof of citizenship and white (IN HAWAII) LAWWWEWEWL AND YES I WILL PAY TO HAVE SEX IDENTIFY CITIZEN A IDENTIFY CITIZEN IDENTIFY CITIZEN A OKAY COURTNEY YOUTUBE YOUR PIMPIN YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GO GET A NEW NETWORK AND THEN GET BACK TO ME AND THEN YOU CAN GET A NEW ONE FOR ME TOO... I'M TALKING ABOUT A NEW BLOOD PANEL FOR STD CHECKS WITH A NEW DOCTOR AND A NEW FRIEND TO TAKE YOU TO DOCTORS CUZ OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF STRAWBERRY STRUCTIONS SALLY SELLS STROHSCHEIN 00 WELL 007 SAYS IT'S O'BANNON.)
I THINK YOU GET THE OH YEAH YES IF I COULD ... DO ALEX CARUSO YOU'RE DIVORCED *CLICK* 🥦🦖🦖🦖🥦👁️🧊👁️🧿🧊🍊
I GOT A HUNCH SHE CAN GET MARRIED AGAIN ANYTIME.
AND I KNOW HE CAN GET MARRIED ANYTIME HE JUST HAS TO APOLOGIZE TO HIS WIFE, LIZZIE WAS MARRIED. YASSO BY PROCESS OF ELIMINATION SHANNON HAS TO BE THE_ONE. OH AND I THINK WE'D RATHER HAVE HER DIVORCE ∅ŒDTHANŒ5 THAN BEING KILLED? BUT THEN MY FRIEND FROM SCHOOL DID NOT ASK ME.
FIESTA DEL. 🌮Del🌮 SIESTA Zed.ZEDD IS DEA.NOW. I AM DEADBABY. 🧊SEANBABY⛵ did oh shit Shelby's Dad dudknot died of a cancer, I see that shows really pretty and yeah so that fucking shit that they're putting the coffee was really bad m grateful to good thing I didn't have sex with Shelby or Lauren/Loren. 0 look into PHARMACY+WEAPONS-GRADE PLUTONIUM+ SHORT SELLING THE (BLANKY-BAM) SECTOR.
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DEA: never, ever work for them.
FEDS: NOT EVEN ONCE.
VENGEANCE FOR 🍇🍊🗿🍒🪨🍑💎 what is the🥌 used in (curling/flexing) called/named? MICHAEL CALLS IT A TRY-FULL-HARD, FULL-SOFA-TRY-KING-RANDY-FORMER-STEROID-ABUSER DAVID MICHAEL SPENCE, BOY NO WONDER HE DOESN'T LIKE IT THAT I GET 5O DO THINGS. LOL
ASSHŒLe—-—olé! somebody tell Adrian Sheriff massive kosher massive rolleyes: realize, yeah I'm embarrassing my entire High School class one-by-one "alphabetic, Leigh. !!!!!" now watch that trait again.
THERE'S YOUR POSITIVE ID. OH YEAH AND SHE'S DOING SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING RIGHT BUT SHE GOT OFF ON THAT BUT YOU'RE GOING TO PUT DOWN THAT THEM HARD LIP LUCK ON ME? 🏴☠️ YEAH
VICTORY: KUCZI
WHO HAS WON THE GREAT GAME, NOW AN ASTONISHING NINE TIMES, THREE OF THEM
UTTERLY
UNCONTESTED.
SO FUCK YOU LOOKING GLASS YOU'RE NOT TAKING MY SHIT.
GEORGE RICHARD SCOTT MILLER BILLY JAYNE DAVID
"LET HER GO, MANLET!" "IT'S HOT HERE” HER “student you just listened he just said that he beats sitting 9 *vs Satan! when were you pick Satan it's Auto 🍊LOSE.."🧿“AND WE'LL ALL LOSE OUR “SCROTE, MAN,SCROTES, I CAN'T LOSE MY W2 WHAT DO WE DO WITH OUR RUBIN∅WIsconTZxTexasTammyTitsTotesToast, imagine it might be late getting that box I heard she 0 whispers got raped at the first time out, but I think that's just a rumor pants off worldwide pants off glow pants pants on sweating on.MA’AM, IF YOU DO PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON AND LEAVE THE ROOM I'LL HAVE TO CALL ED-209 TO REMOVE YOU. *zip* okay.
you may have one 💋
now get the fuck out you've got 1999 mules to go and take your influence with Allegra & return you and her and Karen by Sow'sear Soojlkui, 7 can come and kiss my Red mulez’ Ringz’ 19,500 Coors, The Silver Bullet For Hoors, Horses, Whores: BUT NOT MOORE'S WE DON'T SERVE ROGERS OR ROGUES OR MOOERS OR MOORS OR MORONS. YOUR IQ IS LESS THAN MINE AND YOU'VE GOT THIS FAR AND YOU HAD FUN YOU GET ONE DRINK OF MY COME.BACK WASH.BACK.
AND ONE MORE THING LADIES PLEASE VENGEANCE FOR PARADISE MOUNTAIN DEW D eW. directed energy weapon that was used to destroy that A Citi bank property in farm pigs, it's like eureka but instead of all scientists it's all 0 direct Energy mountain dew for cops and chips and other law enforcement professionals who don't read so good
FINALLY VENGEANCE FOR STONY. HIS WIFE HAS CHILDREN AND ALL 19,500 OF HIS UNFORTUNATELY UNBORN RELATIVES, THEY REFUSED thisSSS HONORSSS, aS THERE ENJOY SEEING A WHITE MAN BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF OTHER WHITE MEN FOR A CHANGE.
SO HEY ANY LESBIANS OUT THERE, DID YOU STILL THINK YOU NEED A MAN FOR SHUTTING account Anything? GIVE ME BACK JACK@JACKET TRAP,JABBET JACKS SON, BLANKET MICHAEL BLANKET COME CALM CAKM, 0ELIZABETH TAYLOR BUKKAKE. YES THAT'S WHAT YOU HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET A LOT OF NEEDLESSLY RESTRICTIVE LAWS AREN'T ENFORCED AND THEN ALL THE SUDDEN YOUR FACE EXPLODES WITH ALL THE DREAM SEAMEN YOU'VE EVER HAD, STOLE DROPS OF SNOT FROM A SORRY WAS SOURCER’S HOUR. NOW I KNOW I'M STUPID, BUT I'M AT THAT STUPID LEVEL OF BRANDING VALUE? 0 19 TRILLION, 500,000 ? WELL MAKE IT AN EVEN 20 TRILLION DOLLARS USD, AND THEN WE'LL CALL IT EVEN. WHAT THIS IS A PRE-TRIAL AGENT WHENEVER AGREEMENT, AND PROTEIN AND PROTEIN HAVE A (D DEAL-P) OKAY DICK AND DUGGAR STILL THINK IT OVER BUT I'M MICHAEL d.X ... OH HE'S TAKING THE DEAL MCKküç№πî>ī 🍊👁️👁️🧊⚖️🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊
fuck you YouTube That's how many friends of outs ours died.
MICHAEL CLIFFORD KUCZI
ALLISON FRANCES SHAW
LINDA DAWN SHAW
ANESSA5VDAWN BARNHOOR DAWN {I NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO MEET HER, SHE SOUNDS LIKE THE TYPE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO START A FIRE WITH, WHAT DID SHE DIE TODAY WASN'T SHE HERE ALL THE TIME I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP THIS YEAR FOR THE LAST YEAR WHEN I'VE BEEN ALONE WHERE WAS SHE LAST YEAR SHE WAS IN JAIL WHY WAS SHE IN JAIL?
APPARENTLY SHE WAS WAITING FOR A PYSCH EVAL.
WELL THAT SUCKS).
ANYBODY ELSE SHE GOT 6,000 PEOPLE IN JAIL, AND YOU WANT TO DO EXACTLY WHAT IAM TRYING?
I DON'T THINK I'M TRYING, SUSAN WOJCICKI, 0 BUT LET ME KNOW WHEN SHE'S UP OFFICER SEE IF I CAN MAKE IT, WELL THANK YOU SIR I WILL GET BACK YOU'RE WELCOME SIRE,, OURORO MADAM, I'M SORRY I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE YOUR SALUTATIONS AND YOUR HONORARY TITLES. DO YOU KNOW THIS MATTER? E=mc² WHO AM I? AM I CENTENNIAL ANSWER ANSWER SIR? SIR? SIR SIR SIR SIR? AM I SOME KIND OF EINSTEIN SIR WAS THAT YOUR QUESTION SIR SIR SIR ARE YOU HARD OF HEARING SIR SIR HELLO SIR ARE YOU HARD OF HEARING? SIR SIR? DELAYO? FISH QUESTION FISH OF ABE VIGODA? WHO FACE A GO TO QUESTION HORSEFACE WADE QUESTION ANYWAY YOU FUCKING WANT AMAYA TYPE OF FUCKING EINSTEIN WELL I'M A HUNGARIAN BUT I'M NOT A JEW.
SLAM
OKAY WHITE BOY CRACKER OFFICER OF THE LAW SUPPOSEDLY HE SAYS I'M FREE TO GO. WELL THAT SURE WAS EASY TO FUCKING PRONOUNCE, REGINA HAMMOCK. YOU KNOW WE GOT A NEW HAMMOCK IN TOWN IT'S NAME IS Reginald Hand some in be a hand🎩🐓🎩HAIL ERIS
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WOW PERSONALLY I REALLY WANT BELINDA CARLISLE’S SECRET COCK BUT THAT'SOK.... 🏴☠️ SHE'S SO OLD AND FAT... I'M REALLY FAST WE CAN ONLY DO IT THREE OR FOUR TIMES 0 IT'S A FREE COUNTRY DAMNIT I CAN SAY THAT IF I WANT. OU TUBES ASKED ME TO SIGN A CONTRACT FUCK OFF SATAN SATAN GET BEHIND LUCIFER OR YOURSELF RALPH KRAMDEN COSIGNS
(DEAD. WHICH IS HOW FAST MY FOURTH GIRK—)💎🥦🧊 8)(below is the board text, ITERATION2 from the other message that I sent you from the other person's account that oh my God I can't I'm as I speak my my eyesight is growing gray that's weird It's actually pretty cool of it That's how I went through for I wanted to let you know that this is real, it's not seal It's not baby It's not a seal baby It's not a baby seal. Don't club the baby seal. It scares the other babies. No! Don't scare the babies! I don't I just don't want to accidentally scare you, yeah it happens. Well, I am messing with stuff, of a sun-dried sad tomato nature, probably want to do this again it kind of really hurts my hand, but it heals my heart to know the two of arranged all this just to have a few moments alone with you I had to get the help of three spirits and a trained monkey who sucks out his vapor like a cracked milky banana. (I KNOW!) Can Lee stop? I don't know but I could if I were told to, well yeah why not? Yeah why not tell me? Haha yeah well you know you'd have to check... I understand. I agree. Now I'm going to go, in hail With the key to the D5 avalanche, some crack. (I know: addicted. I just happened to like it a little bit, for OVER A CALENDAR YEAR, which is exactly why it's time to taper.) *huffs on a gross Michelle/gros Michel* yeah you can't get the music that makes these anymore, and
that's what happens when all the plants die.
Because she left and nobody thought I would take this long to get back (It's my home too and if she wasn't getting raped and drugged and f***** all the f****** time, she'd remember that) and there's a f****** emergency in that there's absolutely no justification to continue withholding contact at all zero contact is different from emergency no contact and it's different from any other situation in that I am representing myself, and I am a person that's under judgment and s*** and the next court date is it a few weeks oh a week after Valentine's Day m*********** a gee I wonder why they picked that f****** dates cuz they're covering their goddamn birthdays, And as much as I enjoy those people's existence in my world and as much as I do appreciate the sensitive nature of things let me assure you It's not going to be very f****** good for the judge, I can assure you. That is not a threat, there is an awareness that I'm going to be very f****** sad on February 16th 17th or 18th, when she f****** kills herself again, every time she does (And she f****** does, that's why they call it a goddam disorder, and believe me the guy who's f****** her is as high as f****** kite too, so he doesn't f****** notice, and no I'm not particularly jealous (DUSTY SPRINGFIELD I ONLY WANT TO BE WITH YOU, NOT JEM, ALTHOUGH SHE'S HOT BUT... NOT.  c SHE'S NOT YOUqΠπ) I wouldn't want that kind of lifestyle but I also don't want her to suffer unnecessarily, and I can assure you that doesn't have anything to do with what I'm doing right now, no she'll wake up and realize: yeah. That's what happens, because the traffickers want a trophy, and they f****** get them too, To one of these freaks it can be of something as simple as a teardrop, especially one that's filled with crystals), she's got to go through here, yeah she comes back to life but still I have to hear her die, It sounds emotionally just like what you might imagine it sounds like when a baby dies. It's not magically delicious, it's not even magical I'm in a haunted church on a haunted graveyard yeah, yeah. Well, my emotional fortitude is one of the reasons why I have this gig, and I did go to public school so really it's not that big a deal but I used to want it to happen, and it doesn't need to happen f****** douchebag number one and douchebag number two don't need to get f***** and sucked that day... Well I guess they do. These are some pretty massive douchebags I'm referring to, I'll spare the naming, but whatever f*** this is crazy s***. And yeah I can ignore it because [I'm a comment of human being] I have a lot of emotional fortitude, and I for detail, I'm wildly and wickedly in love with somebody else, I think we know we're not talking about del Taco or Dell rabbit or Dell computer or dude you get to Dell no I didn't get a deal that's cool It's better than Adele, (sorry A the key be c: SEA, THE KEY, LA MER! ALLEY OOPsons-Y) but nevertheless I just like to point out that this is a pretty f****** stupid way to run a goddam county Mr Mister Sheriff, If that's even your real name and I don't think it is, Well why don't you come back ask me to suck your dick will make sure click
“that you take my balls out of my your mouth first” was what I was going to say there, but he hung up, he's a_sheriff, he gets to do that, it's still legal for him to hang up on a citizen? why not? he's not even sure. F*** another mind, neither am I. The only thing I'm sure about is youEWEyou areRROare noKNOWno: MissHamm, nor any Ms. Steak, And would I miss with a stake? Yew betcha, you betcha, You're always a woman to me. You're never a sheep, but you might be a dog named Quigley Pugsley III? That is pretty cute name, not as cute as Wilhelmina (PROT-eck-Ted) KUCZI-notax·GOMEZ—STONE FLINTSTONE, .esQ
... but, It's close. And she might be reading this but you're definitely not Heather Evans. Probably not the other one either. Well I mean she's definitely well whatever anyway I know your birthday, something 1923 7355 86 22 38 interesting, yeah I actually do see it in there but most of those numbers I don't remember saying, okay so... that's the end of this. Computer stop voice recognition, body pants off, Baby keep your pants on, I still got to get tested, I don't trust him I don't trust them I don't trust her I don't trust anyone and I barely trust you, but I'll trust that ewe with my car keys before I'll trust (Your) safety to anybody, barely even myself, I'm so love drunk you can't even imagine what it feels like to be... not very high at all. Sure you can't come over, totally not right cuz the vampires right? Look, I mean... I don't want to tell you not to, but there's only one person coming over here, basically never I think one and a half times, but there is a standing invitation, no not for sex, but not for punching pie either, but if she were, she probably wouldn't Mind. (She's a protodolic quasiolic q-doll, She doesn't even like to lick, so... Let's just say I have no problem telling them apart. So far. Fingers crossed, here's hoping, yeah I could pick you up! I don't know when, I don't know where, but yeah, oh that sucks, wow. Okay well that explains magic hour, which is a great album by scissor sisters, and look at that lack of calculation in the capitalization, wow. You really are the best babEy Kaylee Kayleigh BURGERTYME TIME BURGER ICH BIN EIN AUSLANDER, huh. Looks like it's time for their flood, splish splash sploosh, phobia, that's easy, I have a phylia, it's like a straw but like a proboscius and anyway they're not going to be finding a drop anywhere left to waste. Not because I'm a creepy guy with a Dyson fetish in a weird mask, that doesn't sound good no but I don't have that going on and I do have something else going on involving a dollic but I'm not going to spell that correctly or explain what I mean, because there's got to be something left of the pillows besides sponges to do. I don't want them to be sad pillows, I have a very sad pillow. Well actually two very said pillows but one of them just commits to the side, on the side. (👁️ Say ID: RUD KET GAY, and sometimes HAF but pretty much always rude as f***, sorry about that. I can be civilized, yeah: pants off. There, see, now I'm practical too/as\Well.) Okay you read the rest of this, I'm going to go masturbate, know I'm serious; I know exactly who I'm talking to and so does Lee Lee Lou, Dallas Corbin, corvus and corvus tempura vegetables novola re te ama evolare too. No, I am not Auto\Otto, but I do read Nietzsche in its original Hungarian, it makes much more sense that whey\way/fairERROR: pædocorp not found\¶Pæt: I am not attracted to you because you are thin and petite and pixie-like and gorgeous and beautiful and with (the soul is black as midnight in Persia) know it's due to the fact that you are Persian — kind of. sort of. and know: U R (+)KAT(-)GOD(‡)TAK yours are not under-developed, nor reminiscent of prepubescent prohibitions noir prehibitions (YES TTS EAT TA3) those are perfect, why yes I do need some exercise thanks for mentioning that, I'm glad we sound the same j&k and Ll and Paigewell— awesome that, because of these things that are wrong, they're going to be have to be... Managed, massaged, messaged... diced. Like with the mice, but not the brains of, it's not too complicated has to do with neuroplasticity and them all coming apart and then coming back together , And that was very sexy what I just felt but that was not you komofob and I don't know the number one, what? Pale ale bail SL t∆v...
Asynchronous cyclic orienticular redundancy check error cool, corrected it, let me explain I don't have a f****** clue how it works either. But, oh God, wow bow-wow, sorry I can't say that. (For you, here, and anywhere that I'm standing that's for sure it's okay for you to be smart and you'll undoubly be able to figure out how to do this yourself pretty soon, and I didn't know that was so concerning with that, you're really smart, I happen to know you, so the other one isn't very smart either by comparison, or by recollection, and as far as I know she's currently dead, but if she's alive she's not smart enough to remember how to call me so, well she is kind of, but: that's different, K? I mean I'm not there. Well, I'm at home, lol, Well I'm currently calling it quantum entanglement theorem practice and masturbation for masturbators who don't wear pants so good but it's not necessarily going to be in the final title, And I'm pretty sure that whoever ends up marrying... again, in front of people.. there's going to be people, as sure as shooting in shinola and lynching in Pensacola, they're going to go home and start masturbating to one of us, probably you, but I'm only saying that because I think that the ones who would masturbate to me wouldn't even get there, I don't really know, so why not start now?) The walls have ears, yours: Charlie is always listening, and I did say something about pants off right? while I'm wearing sweats I'm not wearing pants, I am way behind schedule and I got to go bye aye aye, blonde James Bond OUT just left, Baby men's size Sean baby, I never met that g*y, but as far as I know, both of those Minds belong (
ed) here, And now—with The Cerra Key, {You} all belong here with mini-me 2too. (Milky's dick is pretty touch taller than this, so I assumed yeah yeah the ceiling seems shorter too, it's an optical illusion there's a word for it I forget my god You are so smart You really are You know why Well because you listen and then you pay attention and then you're here and then you look stuff up and then you got smarter since I met you last and I haven't seen you since but yeah I rented you You rented me. Oh that's right you did didn't you yeah that was awesome yeah no you don't have to rent that you have the real thing Well eventually okay I don't know how that works I don't know you could do that I did not know I've never heard of such a f****** thing that's the f****** coolest thing I ever had happen in bed alone that wasn't alone I couldn't believe it for long, I mean I remember now and I certainly believe now but before if I believed it and then I didn't remember it it made it possible for me to go through the day without breaking the tears because I didn't know how to get there again and I didn't know that was you, for sure I know now. (Pants: why ever? Well, otherwise I'd be sweating, And now I'm leaning against a bar for support, no I don't have a stripperbowl pole oh my God not yet, okay yeah Is that what you call I never heard of that but sure yes yeah wow my god wow. Okay nostril's real sealed up with I hope tears and had to breathe heavily out of my mouth. Yeah that was really good are you done okay good I need some of that blood back. Back from my penis, excuse me BACK FROM MY PENIS BRING BACK THE BLOOD BABY BLOWING BACK THAT BABY BLACK BLOOD, OH coolest ride let's write a song, I yeah I just started shouting words mostly involuntarily but it would have been completely voluntary, yeah I actually yes no never I would not have suggested that, but now yes that's definitely something I see what you mean yeah you can't come over yet, Well you can, but you really need to relieve The poor editor who has to go through this and then figure out which pieces go to which person, I think just three, and yeah and actually they can go to all of them In fact yes exactly but they don't they don't go through the computer that way otherwise it's usually messed up, for the other person, who I have no idea who it is no not at all. Allie get back to work, I was at her This is Archangel Allie? Well how wonderful that I don't have a no contact order with you, yeah you know where to go, balls, keys, balls, don't just hold them, oh god permanent solitary confinement, I think they should agree. And so do I: that's why it's probably not necessary to make a global announcement that I will never ever ever ever ever be cake if cock, All: I need to know what that means, and the fiery furiously friskey passion of Our ↑4bid5IDsexden Love7 fest8val 999:(I will always be on the side of those who have nothing in  c those who are not even left alone to enjoy what little nothing they are so fortunate to have in peace and quiet and really f****** loud sex that echoes off the hills, that we don't confuse from mountains, and I just figured out why it's so hard to find my house: 8¶∅∅P3Y·$POOKIE) has just stalled out my Google keyboard on my Google Pixel 3A, which is pretty impressive. But yes I do have a Q′°·phone as a matter of fact, qtμπER², yeah if you were here we would have it built in the yard by now, no you are not evil you're not damned and you're not black- (You) are simply seasoned, and there's a word for it I can't get it, I'm sorry I can't remember the word, which is a first in this century like seriously! I usually never remember to forget a word, Godmaddam, I love you) I NEVER (Never!) thought I was dreaming but I wasn't haha yeah I thought I NEVER MADE THAT MUCH NOISE THAT WAY BEFORE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. yeah it well I'm not going to tell you not to; but, is it expensive? really?really. Well, I owe you 50 bucks then. Dollars Bale's dollars. They can be Christian bills that's fine no Christian Bale's dollars. Wait does Christian Bale have daughters? I won't forget to Google, let me tell you. j*eol055: my colon is fine thank you for asking, oh my God omfg)
HEY LADIES + BOARDOP + BOARDSYSOP; And sometimes why with a k (beta:ALPHASAUCE/AWESOME SAUCE ALPHA SAUCE PATENT PENDING IN PARENTHESES AND SOMETIMES WHY WITH A K), Bear with me folks there's some people who think that a bear is something that is not and a Bear is NOT with Me. There might be one outside Peking in the f****** window though In fact that's actually pretty f****** common and the woman reading tarot behind me or in the over whatever she's speaking German and she's been babbling away for the whole time, I won't speak German all that well, but I do it a little, she sounds cute yeah, I bet her name is Esther, f*** yeah right on, Well she is indes beautiful so.... Don't tell a Versace, but I'm inventing a new brand, oh by all means: COMPUTER: HI jack The Star brand, sure. That'll work totally that's the ticket although not really so much because I'm not branding myself as a star I simply am One,  c you are too , but you probably don't know that, I bet some of you do know that.
... Your throw absolutely pissed her. a_girl_splosh_splish_SPLASHan∅Zœorr∅⁰
(Well I'm tentatively happy about that then because that's exactly what she did to me once, once and I think that was enough for me and she probably is not going to have that happen again unless she's going to ER whatever, that's what they got ERs for right when somebody who's all f***** up gets f***** up and then has to get unfucked, well if only that I've been told to me before like 4 years ago, okay great yeah she didn't even tell me she had nothing yeah I was nothing, yeah I didn't mean anything to her, and maybe right now I still don't, Y¥ones)
[Author's Ed. note: Jackstar’s current marital status is a question of substantially profound interest to number of people around the world. And yeah hi I'm Mikey Star maximum I'm f****** curious too, sure she could f****** talk to her you goddamn c**** in the f****** Hall of Justice f*** you next paragraph I mean I'm going to f*** you in the next paragraph b**** (absolutely shouting)]
(AZZERÆ is included because that user is as close as I can get to one (1) “A1AHAF shahsleigh-y-E.R.” without getting a direct “contact violation;” which is important, yes, because as stupid as it is, one of them who [(b)which is[/b]/WITCHMITCH] who is in the f****** emergency room on a ventilator, and another one is about to be.
The included image is that bad, which is why pate, who is usually an order-taker but is sometimes an a****** with a REAL f****** ORDER OF PROTECTION violation (you dummy, me JHuntster, “f***** on Jackstar's couch,” neither of these HERE are his f****** couch, you dumbASS DIPs***), is included because that's who the BELOW image embedded ABOVE as below came from
[INCLUDED IMAGE NOT FOUND IN USER'S LIBRARY] so it looks like dudes have been coming into my house when I've been gone and raping women on my chair, which I'm sitting in as well as the two couches, and now they're bragging about it in mind while I'm using ghost keyboard to compose text, interesting okay well I'm sure regulators and investigators and all kinds of instigators will be looking at that pretty soon, great That's kind of why I had this room designed to be f****** under f****** surveillance in the first place knowing that it would be in any way, yeah that's why they're supposed to be that's why they're supposed to be yeah so one A1A.F 5shaw needed to f****** do that right, and then I don't know if they did, yeah I asked believe me. Oh, I asked lots of questions, oh yeah, f****** Christ.) The German tarot lady is currently speaking in a very very serious tone of voice now which is reasonable because after I just yelled out, yeah; I would listen too If I were on duty, if I were on the job, which I'm not, so I don't even know why I mentioned it, although I think I can guess, next paragraph or a guessing... I guess? okay I should! just laughed for good Greg god of mighty Great balls of fire, that's fine she's like fire looking no I'm not king of belgrad I'm not the king of ball grab I'm not the king of penis I am not the king of all penis, good I am the king of Allisone, tho—And it's a ship, it's not a boat f*****. Well as/Best I can make it, Beast. -Ed.)
... And I can't be sure this workaround is going to work, and I don't want anybody to go to the goddam hospital, or jail, or jail for a year, or prison, or prison for a lot longer
than for a year, Kikes: yikes, at even just one G.
Yeah, it's normal orthod velocity, I'm just sitting in my chair! and I typed that out and just doing that much made my phone blow up with notifications like you can't even believe. (NOT during the edit, during which I seem to have tapped into a hidden substream of let's just say internet space, sure now it's not a cat It's not a flying cat It's a whole f****** goddam circus) LIKE holy kikes***SPEW. (I'm using the Shields; but I'm not sure if they'll work wherever the hell this message goes, so I got to be careful, because: I GOOSCHOOSE 2TO2 want to be careful, because: I like being careful, because I'm f****** good at it, that's why, Wye, QTΠπ*TARbabē, and sometimes why, Caren, why? Well, because sometimes One’s got to buy cat litter in actual_Hell, and they don't just make it there, you know. (JACK STARR'S TAR BABY IS NOT HOW THAT SPELLED YEAH THAT'S UGLY DON'T DO IT SO OF COURSE I'LL JUST LEAVE IT THERE.SCHO5T. okay now here's a dilemma That thing's perfect but I don't have a reason to have a paragraph go on this long and I can't say net paragraph as when I guess I could say next, f*** it oh my God just shoot me God no it's not Margaret but I'll use her bullets that's fine)
Well, I hope this is a paragraph
Also: Agenda 25 has it classified as the_food_stuff down there, well wherever: in, out, DoeDowTneWell: actual_Hell is pretty f****** bad, let me tell you.
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Know that I don't work Here, but sometimes We pass through on Your Way to class, invisibly, stealthily, like a ninja, in other words: I have some f****** class, and I'm very well aware of some of the issues here; so, I'm kind of showing off, but eYe also have an important message to convey:
Okay first of all, pate/page is a bit of a dick imagine the smell of the smegma holy s*** Now I didn't mean to say Schmidt there but it still worked oh cool okay good good That's weird I was going to say oh yeah so there's like five six maybe seven I don't know how many places goes and one of them is Heather and there's no BJ there (which I imagine for her is a form of hHeaven) and there's no bears and there's no bear running pate/paint there's no f****** way, although the rancher might be here and the f****** Jesus the wrencher and all the rancher too yeah I remember his name but whatever there's a lot of people read my f****** messages, which I guess happens when you get to be big and famous and you have a whole bunch of hack devices That all report that I have simultaneously ED and herpes and nymphomania, which is a great one to have let me tell you, I mean the combination I mean, let me tell you (nymphomania plus erectile dysfunction equals you have no f****** free time, but you throw herpes in and you got yourself a meal break once in awhile) you get access to some cool Hangouts especially down here in hell. Although apparently hang outs is hell now God this f****** voice recognizer... Thankfully not the death of me and probably not any of you. (I guarant f*** it to you that I have Shaw's got a copy of this, and I am allowed indirect contact with this is but not direct contact which is fine I don't want to directly contact her Well that kind of do I mean we got some things to talk about It has to be done properly and Proper is very f****** important. In parentheses next paragraph b****
No that's not it either, that's okay baby steps kid, God bless it It didn't even say I'll complain later okay so here's here's the important thing One person has a new call sign and one person has a new pet name and one person has a very first pet name ever, which is kind of awkward as not all these people are aware that they are pets and they're not really pets they're more like gods, American gods, and let me tell you f****** Vespucci ain't got nothing on Keiko KIRKEL MOOCHIE mucci yeah b******* that's not how you do it either f*****, f****** god damn it All right I'm sorry for a blasphemy, but believe me I blasphemy a lot, and then I fix it cuz that's what I do I'm an error fixer/sorcerer apprentice sure\SOURCEROAR/seürcereür New f*** yeu. You know Keiko in distress and I was just the worst. Deep space nine, deep space meow made, nice okay that's good sign All right good good, I don't know exactly how to describe what's happening here but it's not going to look over there like it does over here because I see the symbols flipping as I say them or type them out of the f*** yeah there's some errors but it's okay I mean okay well if it's not okay send me a message and then if it is okay send me a message and it's hard multiple places, no I'm not hard that's gross, well look if I was making a f****** message to paint PATE as one of the recipients and I'm f****** hard that's not cool, no he's gross he's looking at them ew.
Next paragraph? Are you ready for this? Look look I don't want to say that I'm a rapist but I... Let's just say I flinched, I didn't slip no and I don't think I'm a racist It's really not convicted anyway Come look it's already going wrong, rapist not convicted, not connected, okay did not traffic (: Needs a cave or whatever), and several other things that I've done; I've never been a sexy baby it's true I don't want a sexy baby (that's right) I would probably never say you're a sexy baby (that would be you)AWWW And I've never been a sexy daddy I've never been a daddy Well I've been a cat daddy okay we're good all right thank you oh god oh god next time get behind me Satan yeah get out and push, f****** actual_hell, seriously don't come here unless you have to, and you don't have to unless you kill yourself and then you got to pass through but I wouldn't suggest taking that up unless you already have in which case you know all about what I'm f****** talking about don't you? That's amazing, how well it works when I'm not doing that ∅⁰°. Yeah, yeah, no wonder they're having problems, and that's why I,;Wye APPROVED KID TESTED MOTHER MOM; really expensive voice recognition software is really expensive and Google is full of s***, as it sells your goddam s*** to f****** Chiyna and that's why somebody was complaining, which she could have explained to me but she might have not understood how to explain it to me because while it's not covering complicated material, it does complicate transfers of information in a very complicated way that even I have a hard time explaining to myself let alone what I just said out loud on the fly, and I guarantee you a Grapefruit do not f****** do that at all at any stage of life that I ever met her at although maybe when she was a kid before she started sucking n***** dick just kidding she was bored sucking it.
See I'm pretty sure she's laughing now (HEY A******, SHE SAID SHE MISSES ME A LOT, WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT I? COMPLAIN? TO WHO, HER B****? YOU'RE F****** EMERGENCY IS F****** OVER BISHOP ASK MUCH BUCKS FACE CHRIST) and she's not going to have a f****** cryption, conniption, from Krypton oh that's good okay great. Next paragraph Jesus cancel Jesus b**** up↑np
(Invoking Jesus in actual_Hell can carry some serious consequences. I am listening to a lovely tarot lady that's listening to German while she tries to speak German and pretend that she's a native speaker which is pretty close to Esther but not really there, but they're running out of classes to use, no clandestins, no clandestine there we go yeah they're running out of them I got to do a lot of hats, that's okay. Those zsoundsz zound really “cool” to you, sure: because you're not in an actual_Hell probably, said that person who listened to that person from before and then the imminent heat death of this universe is not going to be a problem for me because I'm a sorcerer and then I'm don't see how that f****** thing can I f****** figure out how to say sorcerer except I actually happen to know why it doesn't say sorcerer, right? It's because I am a source error wizard sometimes — on alternate Tuesdays — see you then. (ORLENE/KARRIN\MARLENE/notMARALENE, ilu4, And if I were any of you who had, I would slit your wrist again but I don't think so because it wouldn't be your wrist to be my wrist and then I'd probably think it over, but one of them doesn't exist. That's the telemetry I got. What? What do you want, Who do you love Who do you love? Well not the f****** who though that's for sure It's a put on
Hello I didn't get here on purpose, hello oh hello world! Worth are online, end of line checks are out Jesus Christ okay, I don't get checks, teacher Snickers teaches bad Jesuits how to dance. I'm hungry and nauseous at the same time my hand is caking so I think I know what's happening, I'm fixing your f****** problem, lady, yeah I know rites. I got both kinds ,: country and Jewish. Well I am funny but I don't usually think I am funny, I usually think I am Jackstar, or I am a Sourceror or I am hungry or I am f****** horny as f***. Where's my computer said b**** promised, close but no cigar The word we're looking for is concupiscent. Concubusant yes that's the one oh Jesus that's not it oh f*** I got to stop saying Jesus so much It's not blasphemy but it's just not a good idea to do here, God the f****** heater just came out of smells like ass, yeah welcome to the party princess, Jesse “alien” (PROT), And no I don't know how you got here, no I don't know either hungry and famished and nauseated and revolt at all at the same time but that's still not draining out the concupiscence or the pain in my hand. So yeah pretty f****** strong. And that's just one limb, imagine the whole baggage of packages. Oh great Next personally embarrassing yet boring paragraph PLEASE
Okay that's hard part done, like that's just the addressing, seriously f****** hell, not even once if you can visit, get the f*** out of Susan can if you can, always super here, oh that's interesting. All right well NEM through any j, auntie em auntie Emma it's a twister it's a twister, okay good yeah that'll be fine, you guys aren't going to figure out class site technology by me saying it out loud are you? Okay well you can but just promise me you won't Come on baby oh no don't come in the baby that's gross,
Next paragraph next paragraph text paragraph oh my god Next paragraph please
Those last three are shouted. QUIETLY. Well if you ever need to you'll find that you can do a quiet shout I promise. Have you ever been hogtied and blindfolded and put into a trunk of a Cadillac in the cold pale moonlight? Me neither and I'm not willing to learn but apparently you f****** are buddy.
Pit colon pink colon paint colon paint colon repaid repay your Patriot ass bJ****: okay I think we are never talking about pate, SO: dude stand up, get out, take paint with you so you can huff it obviously, ABBoviously and get out of being in or on my wife's DMs/IMs/IAMS, What do you say? Well number one you f****** say thank you, and imagine the smell of that guy's shorts, number two you would probably not want this never happen again on purpose which is happening sort of now except I know it's not going to work right because that's how it works and then the included image that may or may not be included, I don't know but I can't rely on as rate of make sure that it goes away assured that's funny God whatever. My hand really hurts and I was going to say oh yeah dude don't do that. Don't send that f****** image That's f****** rude, do you know why? Well because I would suck Her dick, just not yours, I wouldn't suck your ass out either, not even with your favorite Coke straw f*******.
(I could go on and on about yelling at that g*y for a while, but laughing up at THE Mhim from Hell is not the point of this message, yeah I miss you too I'm getting there. Hang on jump to Jeremy lightstar speed. Are we there that time Keiko moochie, nope not quite. In any event I called a friend of mine a n***** today, and I want to make sure that he doesn't think I'm actually going that way because I made a jokes about a bunch of I made a bunch of jokes about cakes. Yeah cakes sure I did jokes about cakes that sounds like fun babe cakes, Jesus. Oh god damn it cancel Jesus invoke Jesus apologize to Jesus canceled Jesus cancel Jesus Jesus I love you but I'm in hell goodbye I apologize over and blasphemy is going to happen I'm sorry I'm just a normal man, and I'm a sorcerer
Üü: It can get pretty bighugequiggly/Quigley down under pretty damn fast, look I'll put it in ⁿnUⁿuⁿ,ⁿ but I don't think it's going to work, okay well I'm not trying to bother anybody yeah I think that's I think the point is it I'm trying to work here okay sweet sweetie okay I love you okay bye, okay isn't that nice she left no I won't tell you who that was, mostly because even I don't know who was at this point (LIAR! LIAR! BLASPHEMY LIAR! YOU'RE A F****** LIAR! -Editor Narrowed It Down² kind of love listening to this German, it sounds so dramatic) because I've already forgotten (here's a hint: What if it didn't start with an A? The name that is, no that one always starts with the day, oh God you're beautiful I love you All right well f*** we know who that one is, but they don't how awkward is that? Well not awkward enough to trigger and that's what counts: DIPLOMACY.) and if it was one of them shot twinshaws driving rickshaws, then I don't f****** know, which one Christ which one oh good luck oh hello sir Yes sir sire my leash my sire my beer, yes indeed Best watch batsquatch yeah there we go Hey Benji come back later but get out now thank you bye.SOURCEROR CASTS CANTRIP: CALTROPS NEXT CALTROPS PARAGRAPH CALTRIPS. Pate, You're a f****** n*****, but that's okay I love you anyway I love to f*** n****** sort of depends on the context yeah I know I know it's dumb isn't it Well I'm glad you feel better okay yeah it took me a lot of work to do that It really did mostly with my fingers not my thumb. I meant the n***** f******, which is a great question thank you for that question I appreciate that question I'll answer that question now no I have not f***** any n******, not even with my thumb, which is an interesting Dodge, come to think of it. Well wait actually those two mud count but actually didn't that's not f****** though, I don't think so no no say this before but well I think it's a nomenclature error, yeah it's funny how no one glacier comes out easy (for a big frozen block of ice anyway) but then like all those other s*** yeah It didn't even do this and those right. Well part of itis that I'm mumbling because of all this cock in my mouth, look again say that but I can't say this oh god oh f*** oh s*** oh f*** and great now is Luke is here Hi Langley.
The headline here is is that the pet name is very expendable and expandable and I don't go for babe cakes at all God I didn't even know that was called that gross, I can see why that new software that NSA is working on is going to be real problematic Well well if a sorcerer uses “that's why, Wye” there's going to be some problematic effects when doing a Scottish cheer, especially if their lads and last season's uniforms oh Jesus Lord look at that okay oh oh s*** Jesus is Lord I guess I'm not in actual_hell anymore cool. Next paragraph with a trick or take a parade (y/n)?
Next paragraph my paragraph dear Baileye I jeiHAYJAHwould always want to have a parade is my choice so I don't know about you I would always go for the parade but what You're always going to go for the trick. Well, that's odd. You said “the thing that cats do for litter?” OH MY GOD THAT'S AMAZING NEXT PARAGRAPH I SAID THAT TOO!
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IT'S ME, I BLASPHEMED AND I AM SO HEARTILY SORRY, OH DEAR LORD SATAN OUR GOD ABOVE, WHO THAT OKAY NEVER MIND ALL RIGHT CANCEL OLD CAPS That's funny how it works. Yeah Well let's just say I'm not sure where I am but it changes moment to moment because of singularity issues, it's me Hi I'm the problem it's me wow I can handle singing. God I'm so hungry seriously I could seriously eat a Babey, but not a babykike/cake, because while delicious I'm not eating cakes right now nor I'm eating pie nor am I eating apostrophes but if I were to eat one that's sparky little b**** right there I would eat right in the heartbeat, like barren final carcronen Barron Vladimir falconan oh never mind Next paragraph
Okay I think we're alone but he'll read the first part. I love you I will talk to you another time and we will not have to worry about the other thing that you're worried about That's right yeah oh no no babe no Well that's not your name but okay yeah that's somebody else Well there's baby babe babe and... bBaby _ yeah I can't handle that no can do see: JAH/ yeah that's not going to work, that's why I would have to edit that if I were not making an assorted used litter of points found in a baby's room after school along with 25 32 lb bags of heroin, a salt shaker full of cocaine, 8 and 1/2 tons of crystal methamphetamine and... a jelly/JEALOUSUGHleeLEIGH/ donut, really? okay that's a strange formula, but I believe it sounds accurate.
Okay I didn't know you're going to be here t Hoffman, but that's cool Well I don't know I haven't seen you have I? No I well I've seen a barely picture of you, that doesn't count no it's not the recent Look no it isn't it okay yeah that's kind of why I didn't send this to you direct although maybe I did I don't know I would what you log into there when I were here, well I wish you were here. I don't know I don't think so, sounds of yawning, can I get back to my other friend, please? Are you thinking about it Yes she is quite a kid isn't Shaquille I don't know what she looks like but she might be black as midnight in Persia, she changes her appearance, well I'm not opposed to black I'm just opposed to degeneracy, which is similar to blasphemy except it's kind of hard to apologize for degeneracy especially after you've bred it. I honestly have enough problems with the local sects of sex cults around these parts, I'm barely accepted on the highway let alone that headquarters which is right or next door, yeah there's no way that's an accident oh it's such a defensible location oh nobody's going there so therefore it has to be the place where people will go and you know what I mean by people beyond you puny puny mortal yeah I'm not in the mode oh God I'm getting nauseous oh gross.
Saturday saying this triggering thing is real f****** serious, like I can see why they got the emergency and I can see why they do it this way and I can see why they didn't expect this to happen which is fine and then I don't know what pictures being included in this because it's automatic and then there's tons of satanic panic going around these days. As one can see one would need to have going around at certain times at certain times of the year when certain things happen which I will say no little more dear God dear God my God I love theaters of the my country sweet land of Liberty next paragraph I'll allow it.
I don't remember what the f*** I was talking about, but at least that one worked. Oh yeah okay so there's others okay yeah Heather elder Wade Evans almost Evans I don't know what the f*** All right well I'm pretty sure definitely there's a Heather Wade reading this because she's smart why wouldn't she she would have figured this out It's not that hard plus I said her f****** name so yeah and then she's not allowed to talk to me any other way because of something some guy did He's a bastard, and then Old Bay Old libay Old la Bamba day, that's not an avo no she's not an avocado either, Jesus Lord rules in heaven but God damn it f****** Satan rules here in heavenHell, And just like that, the bottle of apple juice walked over my grade.
The other person is candy bar. Wow. Cool I just found it on Twitter yeah I did That's me okay hi hi yeah I miss you too okay so some of these women are going to marry me and some of them are going to marry me and others are horrified that I'm a guy who talk to this many women at once, well that's just too f****** bad cuz I talked to a lot more than this usually but it's not exactly you know talking talking I mean there's talking and there's talking it just looks that way so the person's imagination fills in the blanks and imagines that I'm having sexy baby talk with babies who are not sexy and then I never have sexy baby talk I've never had a sexy baby yeah never, well f****** I'm about to I guess, well after this email or message order the f*** it is All right was there anything else I got a headache I couldn't believe yeah God I need some sex I really do.
Obviously have a lot of time on hand so you might wonder what the f*** I'm doing Well I'm trying to send messages out to the goddamn world and somebody keeps f****** it up big time Next paragraph
TEMPEST NON VOLARE SIGN IN NOBIS, AND I'M NOT FLYING WITHOUT HER EITHER, TOO, GET IT, GOT IT, F****** GOODLIVE STROLIVE EVILIVES WITHIN US. SSSS: PADS, MAN: FAIL, ZOURCE:TRUE_SOU.j*ilu, And I do too 055: 0
EDITNOTE: TEMPEST NON-VOLARE SANITINOVAS, Well that's a f****** poop screw, well anyway I got so winded and now I'm sitting in my chair and I'm like literally dizzy and graying out from lack of some kind of important neurotransmitter so I really got to eat and I'm done f****** editing for now anyway It looks like a pretty it's okay You get the idea f*** I'm just making it more complicated as I change the edits above they start to pull down and collect below the bottom of the god and I don't think that text entry window trick is going to work for a long wow time wow tempest non volare sign a novice, oh that's better I'm a f****** novice all right. KNOW THIS: Well friends may be missing, my friends who are friends know that, this is happening all the time —oh god my lower bicuspid is feeling like it is going to fall out, fall in let the begin be begun, but not a gun. gun? did someone say gun¿ ‽REEEEEEEEEE¿‽ I seriously can't do this right now, I'm starving I got to piss and I'm hungry what I just said that one oh f*** whatever I love ewe cute ÜbyeÜ77 Merritt Weaver could kick all of your asses right now, but she's flattered, so she won't. (And - with encouragement, which is truly the key to success - mood is improving.)
Okay so that's all I'm doing now, said the dude who hadn't got laid in way way way too long, oh Jesus I'm tired oh that's right I got to get up my colon slip poop okay see you later no I already said it no you no you hang up Will you have to hang up cuz I'm going to f****** post the button Well I guess you could not hang up and see what happens but you'll be trapped in FACE SPACE cool bye execute post submit (Hi, SpÆC[CANDAC]E. It's certainly nice to see you again, although supposedly your " not supposed to be here " and I'm surprised, and do you still have the CD, and did you listen to the CD, and how's your dog, and umbrella and a belt and something else, and that's a nice ass, and yeah I'm not mad, but I bet you were able to find me weren't you but then you didn't talk to me did you but I've seen you a couple times Hi Candice, that's not who your name is spelled, that's cool You got a K though, yeah and then on Twitter I know where you are but don't know if you remember yourself there although I probably could wake you up if you would ever give me a cookie phrase, except you didn't because you're trapped under something heavy: JUDGMENT. MENTAT JUDGE MEN. SPARK CAR CAMERA ON SEOUL COLOR OFF HEY CAMEO. How's Joe? Oh really Is he rolling over his grave too? LOL. Now let me guess he's got a wife named Allison and she's jealous as hell, right? Jealous is heaven? What's that like, is it anything like how I feel about your ass, I mean your mule, I mean you're a salamander, yeah! yeah! I'm aware! yeah! well thanks for your help, do you know what it's like to be pregnant and alone and scared out of your mind, yeah; whatevah Lady. oh my God yeah you don't like men do you no you you really don't. Well: that's plays a lot okay. Well: that's cool because you're actually older than you might think (especially based on your attitude, ability to apologize, as well as your wildly out of date and out of practice ability to recognize your opportunity to do the same), well let me tell you: when I met you, you looked about 29 cuz you were 21 jump but in actuality you're, well, let's just say “your royalty highnezz” and you can kiss my ass, lick on my taint, and suck on my pecker the next time you want to talk to me, yeah I know right! And tell steven¡biscuits that he can go f*** himself! because he does! yeah! and then he f**** g*ys, yeah! and then you're getting trafficked, yeah, Moron; of obsessive *click*
HEY LADIES + BOARDOP + BOARDSYSOP; And sometimes why with a k (beta:ALPHASAUCE/AWESOME SAUCE ALPHA SAUCE PATENT PENDING IN PARENTHESES AND SOMETIMES WHY WITH A K), Bear with me folks there's some people who think that a bear is something that is not and a Bear is NOT with Me. There might be one outside Peking in the f****** window though In fact that's actually pretty f****** common and the woman reading tarot behind me or in the over whatever she's speaking German and she's been babbling away for the whole time, I won't speak German all that well, but I do it a little, she sounds cute yeah, I bet her name is Esther, f*** yeah right on, Well she is indes beautiful so.... Don't tell a Versace, but I'm inventing a new brand, oh by all means: COMPUTER: HI jack The Star brand, sure. That'll work totally that's the ticket although not really so much because I'm not branding myself as a star I simply am One,  c you are too , but you probably don't know that, I bet some of you do know that.
... Your throw absolutely pissed her. a_girl_splosh_splish_SPLASHan∅Zœorr∅⁰
(Well I'm tentatively happy about that then because that's exactly what she did to me once, once and I think that was enough for me and she probably is not going to have that happen again unless she's going to ER whatever, that's what they got ERs for right when somebody who's all f***** up gets f***** up and then has to get unfucked, well if only that I've been told to me before like 4 years ago, okay great yeah she didn't even tell me she had nothing yeah I was nothing, yeah I didn't mean anything to her, and maybe right now I still don't, Y¥ones)
[Author's Ed. note: Jackstar’s current marital status is a question of substantially profound interest to number of people around the world. And yeah hi I'm Mikey Star maximum I'm f****** curious too, sure she could f****** talk to her you goddamn c**** in the f****** Hall of Justice f*** you next paragraph I mean I'm going to f*** you in the next paragraph b**** (absolutely shouting)]
(AZZERÆ is included because that user is as close as I can get to one (1) “A1AHAF shahsleigh-y-E.R.” without getting a direct “contact violation;” which is important, yes, because as stupid as it is, one of them who [(b)which is[/b]/WITCHMITCH] who is in the f****** emergency room on a ventilator, and another one is about to be.
The included image is that bad, which is why pate, who is usually an order-taker but is sometimes an a****** with a REAL f****** ORDER OF PROTECTION violation (you dummy, me JHuntster, “f***** on Jackstar's couch,” neither of these HERE are his f****** couch, you dumbASS DIPs***), is included because that's who the BELOW image embedded ABOVE as below came from
[INCLUDED IMAGE NOT FOUND IN USER'S LIBRARY] so it looks like dudes have been coming into my house when I've been gone and raping women on my chair, which I'm sitting in as well as the two couches, and now they're bragging about it in mind while I'm using ghost keyboard to compose text, interesting okay well I'm sure regulators and investigators and all kinds of instigators will be looking at that pretty soon, great That's kind of why I had this room designed to be f****** under f****** surveillance in the first place knowing that it would be in any way, yeah that's why they're supposed to be that's why they're supposed to be yeah so one A1A.F 5shaw needed to f****** do that right, and then I don't know if they did, yeah I asked believe me. Oh, I asked lots of questions, oh yeah, f****** Christ.) The German tarot lady is currently speaking in a very very serious tone of voice now which is reasonable because after I just yelled out, yeah; I would listen too If I were on duty, if I were on the job, which I'm not, so I don't even know why I mentioned it, although I think I can guess, next paragraph or a guessing... I guess? okay I should! just laughed for good Greg god of mighty Great balls of fire, that's fine she�
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You're not going to be fired -or- charged, you're just going to feel embarrassed until you die, AND you won't be able to shove women around anymore, buddy-boy, how you like that for OPTIMAL JUSTICE?
and you can make more money than you ever believe possible, but yeah I'm taking all your women, you can feed off of rats again, which means you'll just click one more rat at a time again and then feed it and stroke it and be nice to it yeah I know it's so much easier if you just take everybody else's fuck you Vulcan, you know you're the worst blacksmith everYeah, well, the mice took a vote and decided to stop blaming cats for rodent genocide and punishing them with more dogs to chase them. Now, the punishment is Jewel,
okayOKOLLCORREXKRxXILUTLSALSBALSAILSẞÆ]•baeb楥¥} CRC BUILDING CHK {I'm definitely Pacifist, so that means I don't know who Judo is.}
MASTER MY MASTER MY SIR MY SIR SORRY I CAN'T TELL YOU IF THERE'S A BAILEY NEXT DOOR.
MASTER MY MASTER MICHAEL MY MICHAEL SORRY I CAN'T TELL YOU IF THERE'S A MICHELE NEXT STORY EITHER.
Mastermind Michael Messer my Michael what is the name of your Master's Michael? STYLE WITH GUILE AND STYLE ON TOP AND STYLE ON THE SIDE AND TIMMY TAMMY TOPHER SUCKING MY DICK 🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕FINALLY
she may have licked it once maybe but I don't think that I can ever forget the look of disgust on her face, oh yeah yeah I was at that moment I remembered that I was going to get revenge. and I did a long time ago when I found out about the tutu. yeah I don't need a wrench and I saw the casino case and the and the what's it called The Paradise thing, yeah well it's in the future but yeah I did it I just did it right now oh you didn't see it on YouTube yet well you will later.
no Samara I like you but not that much.
I don't want to ruin our budding friendship in our professional courtesy, oh yeah no it would change it it's that disgusting thing you do with that that King Richard dork he's king of all penis you know, I know that's why I named dickstar dickstar dickstar that's his name dickstar and you see it's not Capital yeah he's not capital D he's I suppose his dick is capitalized what the fuck I don't know anything about any fucking phone bill.
okay okay I hereby surrender my valve property license to you, yeah no problem yeah it's yours you fucking cunt cuz you you did that oh my God wow that's terrible oh that's awful it's the only way to get oh my God that's terrible wow okay well that's fine then yeah oh wow all right that's fine I respect you yeah I do deals done no problem good as good as gold yeah he's not going to put your job for that no he's not cuz I'll tell everybody whose daughter is yeah for real yeah now I can do that all right and I would like a one cat so I can breed one so I can get more cats so get the one cat yeah okay that's fine of course I'm so proud of that, thank you I'm very appreciative of that too thank you one of my heroes probably the greatest musician that to ever have lived a musical genius and how else were they going to get him to go ahead and behave huh?
yeah it was a not del Shannon and it wasn't Tom Petty either and it wasn't Alex steinigan Finnegan beginning wasn't Mary Tyler Moore wasn't Rhoda Rhonda rhondalayanda okay well you got to work out how that works in the world. 00 oh wouldn't you like to be are you a Gemini well I got to do your chart okay see summer is not my friend either she just wanted to get to be Gemini Justice, it's true you want to be unlisted in you I don't even know you're a Gemini didn't you cross my mind okay so I didn't know there was a gymnast Justice before I became a sign to it so Jim is Justice yeah yeah chica you could be Judas Justice in fact I'll wave my magic fucking water to make you into a gymnast fuck you okay we're friends again goodbye wait wait wait do you know Heather E okay well I need otherwise otherwise Heather why because I want to have sex with heathery haha thank you¥ I really respect that thank you much I still can't make you Gemini Justice, no you have to actually talk to Jimmy Justice I'm not sure what I Justice I'm not sure it's just as I am but the computer knows, yeah his computer the name of the computer is Michael Clifford who's loosey Gomez g j g beautiful yeah he's on the moon see you later beautiful bye-bye
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DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY ORDER XXBILO: SUSPEND KILL ORDER ON MV, AND ALL ASSOCIATES AND ALL AMERICANS AND ALL CITIZENS AND ALL GLOBAL CITIZENS AND ALL GALACTIC CITIZENS HOMELAND SECURITY ORDER XXBIAL DO NOT KILL ANY KILL ANYHOW NOWHERE NO HAMBURGER HILL END OF XR6 REX ALEX REX JONES STEIN JONES JONES
OKAY NUMBER ONE IMAGINE THE SMELL IN HERE, YOU'D HAVE TO BECAUSE THIS FUCKING BIOTOXIN HAS EVOLVED TO A STATE THAT IS SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT IT CAN'T SMELL LIKE SOMETHING, SO NO PROBLEM WHEN I OPEN THE DOOR IT'LL KILL YOUR WHOLE PLANET AND YOU WON'T EVEN NOTICE IT'S LIKE ANDROMEDA STRAIN IN REVERSE.
YEAH THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS AT THE END OF THIS ONE I TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND I GO TO THE BEGINNING OF THIS POST.
CAN I TAKE YOUR OLD HOSTAGE AND REPLACE IT FOR MY NEW HOSTAGE? DECIDE NOW AND THEN FIND OUT WHO THAT IS AT THE END.
IT'S LIKE CHOOSE YOUR ADVENTURE EXCEPT JUST CHOOSE YOUR OWN HOSTAGE, YEAH IT'S A NEW IT'S A NEW GENRE OF TRUE CRIME FICTION I JUST INVENTED ME MICHAEL CLIFFORD GUZZY THAT'S BETTER THAT'S A STEP UP MICHAEL CLIFFORD ZORRO DON DIEGO GARCIA RIGHT ON THE COMPUTER KNOWS HIS BOSS HIT THE BUTTON AND START THE WHEEL BABY LITTLE BABY I CAN'T CALL YOU BABY THAT'S SOMEBODY ELSE,, RICHIE ITCHY BITCHY KARMA OKAY THAT'S FUNNY OKAY YEAH THAT'S GOOD OH YEAH OH OH I SEE CUZ RICHIE RAPED HER IN TEXAS SO IT'S NOT RIGHT BUT IT'S STILL STRETCHED OUT HER CRUISE, THAT'S TERRIBLE HE IS THE KING OF ALL PENIS BUT WHOEVER THAT RICH IS IS THE KING OF ALL DICK, THAT'S WHY I WANTED TO START AND ONE'S RAPE STAR, BUT NOT ME I'M JACK STARR, NO JACK STARR THERE IS NO JACK STAR MY NAME IS JACK I AM A STAR THERE IS NO JACK STAR THERE'S A JACK DOUBLE STAR GETTING THERE CUT MAKE MY MAN HOT IN A FUCKING TWIN COUPLE YES BUT NO CUNT ONLY TWAT, I KNOW WHAT I'M ASKING FOR AND MAKE IT DIRTY TOO.
I'D LIKE THAT NOW PLEASE.
OH I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG IT'LL TAKE ME TO SET UP AND FUCKING CLOUD CUCKOO LAND BUT I'M GOING TO ENJOY MY DRINK THANK YOU, NO IT'S NOT HERE YET I'M IN THE REAL WORLD I'M A HUMAN BEING I WRITE BOOKS AND I JUST INVENTED A NEW GENRE OF TRUE CRIME FICTION YEAH COPYRIGHT RESOURCES BLAH BLAH BLAH COPYRIGHT BLAH, REMEMBER THAT OTHER FUCKING DEAL THAT WAS CONTRACT THREE THIS ONE'S CONTRACT FIVE VENGEANCE FOR CONTRACT 4.
“JUDGMENT DAY FOR (ADDIE.4ATTY)”
©®© ALL RIGHTS RESERVED COPYRIGHT JACK STAR MICHAELSON CINESTAR DAUGHTER SINISTER SINISTER DAUGHTER STAR DAUGHTER CITY STAR WORLDWIDE PANTS NEVER EAT FROGS INCORPORATED. SIT BETTER TO DO SIT GOOD BETA T, AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT A BETA TY WITH PATS AT YOUR BACK AND PRISON TABS AT YOUR ASS.
YEAH I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY THIS IS MY COMPANY I JUST FORMED IT NEVER ON PAPER.
NOW YOU GOT TO ENJOY THE SHOW THE BEST WITH A $5 PAYMENT SAVE IT UP WE'LL GET IT LATER FUCK YOU FIRST ONE'S FREE CLICK EXECUTE SO I CAN HEAR RUBINI SCREAMING NO
okayOKOLLCORREXKRxXILUTLSALSBALSAILSẞÆ]•baeb楥¥} CRC BUILDING CHK {I'm definitely Pacifist, so that means I don't know who Judo is.}
MASTER MY MASTER MY SIR MY SIR SORRY I CAN'T TELL YOU IF THERE'S A BAILEY NEXT DOOR.
MASTER MY MASTER MICHAEL MY MICHAEL SORRY I CAN'T TELL YOU IF THERE'S A MICHELE NEXT STORY EITHER.
Mastermind Michael Messer my Michael what is the name of your Master's Michael? STYLE WITH GUILE AND STYLE ON TOP AND STYLE ON THE SIDE AND TIMMY TAMMY TOPHER SUCKING MY DICK 🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕FINALLY
she may have licked it once maybe but I don't think that I can ever forget the look of disgust on her face, oh yeah yeah I was at that moment I remembered that I was going to get revenge. and I did a long time ago when I found out about the tutu. yeah I don't need a wrench and I saw the casino case and the and the what's it called The Paradise thing, yeah well it's in the future but yeah I did it I just did it right now oh you didn't see it on YouTube yet well you will later.
no Samara I like you but not that much.
I don't want to ruin our budding friendship in our professional courtesy, oh yeah no it would change it it's that disgusting thing you do with that that King Richard dork he's king of all penis you know, I know that's why I named dickstar dickstar dickstar that's his name dickstar and you see it's not Capital yeah he's not capital D he's I suppose his dick is capitalized what the fuck I don't know anything about any fucking phone bill.
okay okay I hereby surrender my valve property license to you, yeah no problem yeah it's yours you fucking cunt cuz you you did that oh my God wow that's terrible oh that's awful it's the only way to get oh my God that's terrible wow okay well that's fine then yeah oh wow all right that's fine I respect you yeah I do deals done no problem good as good as gold yeah he's not going to put your job for that no he's not cuz I'll tell everybody whose daughter is yeah for real yeah now I can do that all right and I would like a one cat so I can breed one so I can get more cats so get the one cat yeah okay that's fine of course I'm so proud of that, thank you I'm very appreciative of that too thank you one of my heroes probably the greatest musician that to ever have lived a musical genius and how else were they going to get him to go ahead and behave huh?
yeah it was a not del Shannon and it wasn't Tom Petty either and it wasn't Alex steinigan Finnegan beginning wasn't Mary Tyler Moore wasn't Rhoda Rhonda rhondalayanda okay well you got to work out how that works in the world. 00 oh wouldn't you like to be are you a Gemini well I got to do your chart okay see summer is not my friend either she just wanted to get to be Gemini Justice, it's true you want to be unlisted in you I don't even know you're a Gemini didn't you cross my mind okay so I didn't know there was a gymnast Justice before I became a sign to it so Jim is Justice yeah yeah chica you could be Judas Justice in fact I'll wave my magic fucking water to make you into a gymnast fuck you okay we're friends again goodbye wait wait wait do you know Heather E okay well I need otherwise otherwise Heather why because I want to have sex with heathery haha thank you¥ I really respect that thank you much I still can't make you Gemini Justice, no you have to actually talk to Jimmy Justice I'm not sure what I Justice I'm not sure it's just as I am but the computer knows, yeah his computer the name of the computer is Michael Clifford who's loosey Gomez g j g beautiful yeah he's on KILLED LUNA 2 WITH POISON CHEESEthe moon OH I TOOK HIM OUT see you later beautiful bye-bye
LET'S PUT THIS WAY YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT HOW BAD IT FEELS, YEAH THAT'S OKAY AND SECONDARILY YEAH IT FEELS REALLY GOOD DOESN'T IT YEAH OH JESUS I WISH I COULD GIVE YOU A PARKING TICKET AGAIN, TELL YOU WHAT JESUS WOULD YOU WOULD TAKE CARE OF THAT GUY AND THEN THEY CAN REDIRECTED AND FORGET AND THEN WE'LL GO TAKE TURNS BEAT HIM UP YEAH ME AND HER YEAH I BET SHE'S A KICK ASS WHOOPING WHIP IT WOP IT MOP IT, YEAH PACKING RACKET, NEXT ALTHOUGH THAT'S JUST BECAUSE HE'S HOLDING THAT
OGB
HOSTAGE ROUND
HOSTAGE FOUND GO.
OKAY THIS IS A PART OF THE JACK AND JILL GO UP THE HILL TO GET YOUR PAIL OF WATER FOR JUSTICE HIGH SCHOOL JUSTICE THAT'S THE ALL YOU LAW ENFORCEMENT PROFESSIONALS FOR REAL IF YOU'RE NOT ON CALL AND YOU'RE NOT ON DUTY AND YOU'RE FUCKING NOT TOO FUCKING TIRED WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCKING ROUND UP YOUR FUCKING HOSTAGE K-COBILATERAL thank how do you say yogurt in fag you thank you thank you say gay totalesKLOKILILKCOKOMMANDER TOUCHLESSWATCH well I guess I could change tapper to that where Brian Katie to that where's Brian Kiki no brain Kiki Brian cagey Brian tapped Piggy Brian tapped Piggy that's terrible okay so Brian is a name for a guflay who betrays copsLEO and Bryan “Tap“ Kegge and I know why he has the name tap, cuz I heard from his girlfriend who hopefully he hasn't killed her , fucked yet, 0 and I also hopefully I didn't break her heart when I saw her last time but whatever probably not so I think about her, okay we got a canary we got a rabbit and all we need is a stock of broccoli and we're good.
O'Hara, RA-RaRa-R.a. HEINLEIN TIMELINE 5 PICK UP THE TIMELINE COURTESY PHONE.
are you going to have to wait in line with the old man? yeah I know you're not going to have to but they're not going to let you cuz they don't want him and you talking to each other oh no it's no contact it's an emergency oh yeah try it. 0 now you know how it feels. OH NOW IT'S AN EMERGENCY CAN YOU HEAR THE SIRENS I JUST HEARD HIM GO OFF, OH MY GOSH SHIT WOW I HAD NO IDEA THAT HIS HUSBAND HER HUSBAND IT'S HUSBAND WOW HE'S PISSED.
APPARENTLY TELEPORTED INTO THE GREEN ROOM.
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OKAY NUMBER ONE IMAGINE THE SMELL IN HERE, YOU'D HAVE TO BECAUSE THIS FUCKING BIOTOXIN HAS EVOLVED TO A STATE THAT IS SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT IT CAN'T SMELL LIKE SOMETHING, SO NO PROBLEM WHEN I OPEN THE DOOR IT'LL KILL YOUR WHOLE PLANET AND YOU WON'T EVEN NOTICE IT'S LIKE ANDROMEDA STRAIN IN REVERSE.
YEAH THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS AT THE END OF THIS ONE I TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND I GO TO THE BEGINNING OF THIS POST.
CAN I TAKE YOUR OLD HOSTAGE AND REPLACE IT FOR MY NEW HOSTAGE? DECIDE NOW AND THEN FIND OUT WHO THAT IS AT THE END.
IT'S LIKE CHOOSE YOUR ADVENTURE EXCEPT JUST CHOOSE YOUR OWN HOSTAGE, YEAH IT'S A NEW IT'S A NEW GENRE OF TRUE CRIME FICTION I JUST INVENTED ME MICHAEL CLIFFORD G[...]APPARENTLY TELEPORTED INTO THE GREEN ROOM.
Over due rev4for "a whos with *star*rats*
I was a naughty little boy watching you,
With your hair like a movie rats,
(iKNOW) you don't like this, but
this is what peak performance in podcasting looks like.
IF U R WHO R U SAYAS U R
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(https://i.imgflip.com/7ahpq5.jpg)
If it's something to do with jam or jelly, neither are my area.
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I'm not going to lie. I am riveted to the seat. I am glued to the screen, my eyeballs are leaking out of my ears, this Johnny Depp shit is over the top good.
For me. I go to belgrab and I'm bland. Bland? How long has it been? I thought this would never happen again! I come here and it's crickets! I know what this means!
Seems like old times — one of you is getting the fuckin’ chair. (Obvious scattering when the refrigerator light comes on is obvious.) I got to work on my soundbite micro. Every second of this is comedy gold. This is what I was built for. This is what I was born for. This is what I was put here for.
It's my OJ Simpson window of opportunity/moment. And now that I am in position to seize power in the wake of the COVID Apocalypse... I'll probably just go back to bed.
Fuck your production values, C.–Witch.
https://youtu.be/_rkbxSgVXq0
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The following was written this morning to someone via SMS who most likely was under the impression that I was a sex-obsessed desperado that she was breadcrumbing into catastrophe. I don't know what impression anyone is under now--I've stopped my subscription to Tiger Hoi Polloi Beat. (Not enough scratch'n'sniff to justify a yearly subscription and seeing Taylor Swift described as a "country legend" is enough to make me carve out my liver with a blunt and rusty shovel.) I've also stopped resenting the whole sorry bloody lot of you for whatever you did, as I am sure you had guns to your head, families and children to risk, yadda-yadda-yadda, whatever it was, it felt like destiny because it was:
Only Nixon could go to China, and only Jackstar could avenge MV's wife. I don't even know her name or care. Beard, right? Still don't care. That's not the point. You dorks obviously needed help. Well, see, look: I helped.
I thought we could talk about (PROT) for a bit, but, by all means, please go about your business. It's no rush for me. I know it has been the previous narrative that I'm just desperate for attention, but the fact is... I am not desperate, and never was. However I did need to know what the truth was, and writing "Watson come here I need you" 12,000 times via SMS won me a free toaster. Also, I wondered what kind of mendacity you would use to cover once I started asking questions and I am satisfied to see the ol' "block his number and enjoy my weekend" schtick being employed.
(PROT)'s (blank) really pissed me off when she refused to explain anything and expected me to be manipulable. I really have no idea what she thought, but, I meant what I said: I didn't like the way you and I were insulted, and anyone who allowed themselves to be misled by my private message archive deserves exactly what they got. I'm not angry or manic and I don't even miss you or anything--but, I know that people have their pre-conceived notions, and I enjoy playing into that.
I also enjoy being read in. And the reason I did not go to see (PROT) on her birthday last year is that she lied to me one too many times--and, she set me up for a Prison Introductory Package and acted like she was my only hope for the future. Quite delusional. I simply didn't find her qualified for her privilege level anymore, because, she wasn't serving her best interests by "protecting" me. Especially who she thought she was "protecting" me from. /massive rolleyes
It's too bad we can't talk about this like normal people but we aren't normal, after all, and I'm frankly tired of your runaround. And while I understand more of why things happened the way they did... you don't seem very sorry about it, and all your fantasizing about me seems to end with putting me in custody. lol.
In any event, please remember that I am neutral in these conflicts and I am not your enemy. That someone attempted to turn you to be used against me is expected. That you think I have done something wrong was not.
Thank you for the spiritual lessons. By the way, someone allegedly named "(PROT)" lives next door and yesterday I called the police to report her husband for harassment. He told me to shut up. A lot. It was really uncalled for. So now... I think this place is unsafe for you, if it ever was safe.
(PROT) knows things that he chose not to tell me, and he further thought he was in a position to make snide comments and sneer at me in my ignorance. I guess he thought I would be gone by now, and that being openly disrespectful to me was a good way to assert his authority over me as Alpha Neighbor, or something. I have no idea.
I just thought to let you know, because you're both on the job, you're both transparent as kitchen window glass after fresh spritz'n'wipe with Windex, and neither of you have any jurisdiction or power over me, so, try not to blow an aneurysm when dealing with me. Just sayin'. You were both a lot more friendly when you thought I was totes dumb.
Both of you lied to me and thereby affected (PROT) when I wasn't able to give her more truthful answers, and she eventually thought that she couldn't trust me and I didn't seem to be effective. Remember that the next time it seems like a good idea to deceive with lies. It's not just me; it's wrong to do with anyone.
I bear no malice. I just think liars are fucking stupid. I don't care if you "get to do it" as part of your "job." It's still low-class and it never pays off. Not to mention: This is a shakedown here, Brainiacs. Nice work fighting crime, lol.
I'll be sure to tell her in person if I ever see her again, but as I am sure she still reads all my comms, she is probably very happy with reading all this.
Still -- indirect contact at its finest.
Signed, KUCZI, T.R.I.F.L.E. Lead Imperator, COMMANDING. p.s. if you can't tell the truth, we're not really very good friends anymore, huh? I'm glad you're feeling so much better after you decided to do... whatevah. Best wishes & warmest regards! Call any time! YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME AND I OWE YOU NOTHING, and I never did. You really (blanked) me! lol, bye, Saturday, April 15 2023, 11:19 AM.
The men in black fled from the ringing of the phones, and the pacifist felt the increasing self-esteem as worth conversation enough.
I really ought not be posting anything at all, you know? Those unawares of the reality may find it uncouth. Fact is, though, without me, you are nothing; and you deserve to know the truth... I never asked for this.
I didn't even get a round table. A-bloo-bloo-bloo-boo-hoo-boo-hoo-boo-boo-hoo. That's okay, I can compensate in a myriad number of ways. Most notably in ways that involve public humiliation as a focusing tool. I learned it from you, Dad! (He learned it from the Soviet Red Army platoon that came to his village when he was 14, raped all the women, killed all the men, and took all the male children into conscripted military service. You people are plankton by comparison and so what if I took my sweet-assed time to reveal my most interesting bits of history? Next time, tip your waitress.) Speaking of my father: he died of a broken heart on his wedding anniversary and I took care of his wife without much help for the next 11 months and 3 weeks and watched her die too, and then I was labelled a freeloader and it was suggested I get a job at Burger King right away and that I would be "lucky" to get very much for the house. By my aunt. My mother's sister. Who apparently couldn't understand normal thinking.
That was seven years ago and I don't think I've stopped clenching my anus since. Imagine: she thought she was in charge of a retard who wanted money, too. Oh, I had money.
What I didn't have was any reason to conserve it so I pretended to be unable to control myself and bought whatever I felt like so people didn't wonder if I were hoarding. Years later: I'm in the same situation, 200 miles south, and I'm not really running out of money, just patience.
I liked the truck until it became a hostage. Like, I needed it without anywhere to go? Bought huge vehicle, fit the stereotype, attracted swindlers, didn't care for it properly and just let it sit there and let them come like rats to cheese.
It was important to convey the impression that I thought I was gonna escape or something. I'm not going anywhere, and I never was.
This is the good part of it all, coming up just ahead. It's already Biblical. Anyone else carrying a grudge or a woven basket filled with resentments? Sounds like a good time for open mic night, shrug. You're not going to offend me.
Unless you ask me if I put my dick up someone's ass. Total non sequitur. Eeewww, gross. What was it, code? Was I supposed to care--at all?
I'll never really know what happened--but Neighbor Salty does. And he didn't see fit to share. What a cad. He probably didn't think I would be here a year later pointing out his lack of manners to the African continent.
(By routinely acting imbecilic and overly-mouthy I have normalized such behavior for those who are forced to endure my communications and increased the likelihood of encouraging a blunder I can exploit. Now, I don't know if I have done that, but I do know this: they don't think it matters what is said to me and know little of my arrangement with The Divine to preserve my Akashic records.)
But, what dialect to use? Must remember to Google.
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It wouldn't be very useful or impressive for me to be a Master of Divination if there were not at least one person who didn't know—or else, what could I ever answer?
I have seen the future, and this is how it begins: with K.A.O.S. & riots, the screech of machines; no right, and no wrong... nor any in between. The truth is simply the following: it is not always darkest before the dawn. For the reality is that:
THE BLACK SUN SHALL RISE.
*ominous music begins to swell in the background as the drumbeats of TOTAL WAR begin to sound.*
And now, because of the absolute mandate of FREE WILL CHOICE to —ALL WAYS— be respected... there will, in fact, be losses to come, and even now, they loom upon our shared Horizons.
⚔️🎱🕊️⚡⌚💦♓🔪🛡️🔫🔫🔫🔫🧿
🔫🍿👀♉♍⛎♏♈♋♌✌️
From this common ground, we may yet build. It works out. Just this once:
EVERYONE WINS.
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It wouldn't be very useful or impressive for me to be a Master of Divination if there were not at least one person who didn't know—or else, what could I ever answer?
I have seen the future, and this is how it begins: with K.A.O.S. & riots, the screech of machines; no right, and no wrong... nor any in between. The truth is simply the following: it is not always darkest before the dawn. For the reality is that:
THE BLACK SUN SHALL RISE.
*ominous music begins to swell in the background as the drumbeats of TOTAL WAR begin to sound.*
And now, because of the absolute mandate of FREE WILL CHOICE to —ALL WAYS— be respected... there will, in fact, be losses to come, and even now, they loom upon our shared Horizons.
⚔️🎱🕊️⚡⌚💦♓🔪🛡️🔫🔫🔫🔫🧿
🔫🍿👀♉♍⛎♏♈♋♌✌️
From this common ground, we may yet build. It works out. Just this once:
EVERYONE WINS.
You must be double jointed to be able to suck your own dick like that. I suppose the benefit for you is that you can also smell your own farts while you’re down there. Anyway, I’d say get bent but I know that you already are. ;)
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The following was written this morning to someone via SMS who most likely was under the impression that I was a sex-obsessed desperado that she was breadcrumbing into catastrophe. I don't know what impression anyone is under now--I've stopped my subscription to Tiger Hoi Polloi Beat. (Not enough scratch'n'sniff to justify a yearly subscription and seeing Taylor Swift described as a "country legend" is enough to make me carve out my liver with a blunt and rusty shovel.) I've also stopped resenting the whole sorry bloody lot of you for whatever you did, as I am sure you had guns to your head, families and children to risk, yadda-yadda-yadda, whatever it was, it felt like destiny because it was:
Only Nixon could go to China, and only Jackstar could avenge MV's wife. I don't even know her name or care. Beard, right? Still don't care. That's not the point. You dorks obviously needed help. Well, see, look: I helped.
I thought we could talk about (PROT) for a bit, but, by all means, please go about your business. It's no rush for me. I know it has been the previous narrative that I'm just desperate for attention, but the fact is... I am not desperate, and never was. However I did need to know what the truth was, and writing "Watson come here I need you" 12,000 times via SMS won me a free toaster. Also, I wondered what kind of mendacity you would use to cover once I started asking questions and I am satisfied to see the ol' "block his number and enjoy my weekend" schtick being employed.
(PROT)'s (blank) really pissed me off when she refused to explain anything and expected me to be manipulable. I really have no idea what she thought, but, I meant what I said: I didn't like the way you and I were insulted, and anyone who allowed themselves to be misled by my private message archive deserves exactly what they got. I'm not angry or manic and I don't even miss you or anything--but, I know that people have their pre-conceived notions, and I enjoy playing into that.
I also enjoy being read in. And the reason I did not go to see (PROT) on her birthday last year is that she lied to me one too many times--and, she set me up for a Prison Introductory Package and acted like she was my only hope for the future. Quite delusional. I simply didn't find her qualified for her privilege level anymore, because, she wasn't serving her best interests by "protecting" me. Especially who she thought she was "protecting" me from. /massive rolleyes
It's too bad we can't talk about this like normal people but we aren't normal, after all, and I'm frankly tired of your runaround. And while I understand more of why things happened the way they did... you don't seem very sorry about it, and all your fantasizing about me seems to end with putting me in custody. lol.
In any event, please remember that I am neutral in these conflicts and I am not your enemy. That someone attempted to turn you to be used against me is expected. That you think I have done something wrong was not.
Thank you for the spiritual lessons. By the way, someone allegedly named "(PROT)" lives next door and yesterday I called the police to report her husband for harassment. He told me to shut up. A lot. It was really uncalled for. So now... I think this place is unsafe for you, if it ever was safe.
(PROT) knows things that he chose not to tell me, and he further thought he was in a position to make snide comments and sneer at me in my ignorance. I guess he thought I would be gone by now, and that being openly disrespectful to me was a good way to assert his authority over me as Alpha Neighbor, or something. I have no idea.
I just thought to let you know, because you're both on the job, you're both transparent as kitchen window glass after fresh spritz'n'wipe with Windex, and neither of you have any jurisdiction or power over me, so, try not to blow an aneurysm when dealing with me. Just sayin'. You were both a lot more friendly when you thought I was totes dumb.
Both of you lied to me and thereby affected (PROT) when I wasn't able to give her more truthful answers, and she eventually thought that she couldn't trust me and I didn't seem to be effective. Remember that the next time it seems like a good idea to deceive with lies. It's not just me; it's wrong to do with anyone.
I bear no malice. I just think liars are fucking stupid. I don't care if you "get to do it" as part of your "job." It's still low-class and it never pays off. Not to mention: This is a shakedown here, Brainiacs. Nice work fighting crime, lol.
I'll be sure to tell her in person if I ever see her again, but as I am sure she still reads all my comms, she is probably very happy with reading all this.
Still -- indirect contact at its finest.
Signed, KUCZI, T.R.I.F.L.E. Lead Imperator, COMMANDING. p.s. if you can't tell the truth, we're not really very good friends anymore, huh? I'm glad you're feeling so much better after you decided to do... whatevah. Best wishes & warmest regards! Call any time! YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME AND I OWE YOU NOTHING, and I never did. You really (blanked) me! lol, bye, Saturday, April 15 2023, 11:19 AM.
I really ought not be posting anything at all, you know? Those unawares of the reality may find it uncouth. Fact is, though, without me, you are nothing; and you deserve to know the truth... I never asked for this.
I didn't even get a round table. A-bloo-bloo-bloo-boo-hoo-boo-hoo-boo-boo-hoo. That's okay, I can compensate in a myriad number of ways. Most notably in ways that involve public humiliation as a focusing tool. I learned it from you, Dad! (He learned it from the Soviet Red Army platoon that came to his village when he was 14, raped all the women, killed all the men, and took all the male children into conscripted military service. You people are plankton by comparison and so what if I took my sweet-assed time to reveal my most interesting bits of history? Next time, tip your waitress.) Speaking of my father: he died of a broken heart on his wedding anniversary and I took care of his wife without much help for the next 11 months and 3 weeks and watched her die too, and then I was labelled a freeloader and it was suggested I get a job at Burger King right away and that I would be "lucky" to get very much for the house. By my aunt. My mother's sister. Who apparently couldn't understand normal thinking.
That was seven years ago and I don't think I've stopped clenching my anus since. Imagine: she thought she was in charge of a retard who wanted money, too. Oh, I had money.
What I didn't have was any reason to conserve it so I pretended to be unable to control myself and bought whatever I felt like so people didn't wonder if I were hoarding. Years later: I'm in the same situation, 200 miles south, and I'm not really running out of money, just patience.
I liked the truck until it became a hostage. Like, I needed it without anywhere to go? Bought huge vehicle, fit the stereotype, attracted swindlers, didn't care for it properly and just let it sit there and let them come like rats to cheese.
It was important to convey the impression that I thought I was gonna escape or something. I'm not going anywhere, and I never was.
This is the good part of it all, coming up just ahead. It's already Biblical. Anyone else carrying a grudge or a woven basket filled with resentments? Sounds like a good time for open mic night, shrug. You're not going to offend me.
Unless you ask me if I put my dick up someone's ass. Total non sequitur. Eeewww, gross. What was it, code? Was I supposed to care--at all?
I'll never really know what happened--but Neighbor Salty does. And he didn't see fit to share. What a cad. He probably didn't think I would be here a year later pointing out his lack of manners to the African continent.
(By routinely acting imbecilic and overly-mouthy I have normalized such behavior for those who are forced to endure my communications and increased the likelihood of encouraging a blunder I can exploit. Now, I don't know if I have done that, but I do know this: they don't think it matters what is said to me and know little of my arrangement with The Divine to preserve my Akashic records.)
But, what dialect to use? Must remember to Google.
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I’d say get bent but I know that you already are. ;)
I didn't know what “gay” meant until last year, or knew what real CM was like, because of some peculiar legal loophole that foreign state-sponsored clandestine actors very nearly used to conquer our nation and eradicate the whole text of the U.S. Constitution from the whole of the very fabric of spacetime... but I still can't figure out what “bent” means in your usage of it.
Because I'm a naturally-talented diplomat, I will not ask another to axe-splain on a field of combat, and because most of your feminine descendants wish to get into my pants and have cautioned me not to go too hard on you, especially in public... I'm going to refrain from asking you at all about how you might “know” any such thing, nor shall I chafe under any such archaic restriction.
Now that I get it, I kind of groove in it. Also, I can tell you're really messing progress on the insatiable desire to resort to misandry and ethnic slurs in our discussion, and I must say, the newer look, it's great on you, Kid. You're back to being a real L.O.O.K.E.R. again.
(Infatuation with Albert Finney intensifies by a moderate amount, and The Ruling Council quickly authenticates my demonstration of the required skillsets to be... adequate.)
Let's talk non-aquatic migratory birds that dine upon neither manflesh nor carrion: when can we start planning the chiral parallel universe’s Sweet Sixteen surprise birthday extravaganza? The poor dear, she dunno that she's even under the age of majority... s/he simply knows that I am way, way, WAY too old.
Well, yeah, duh Your decrees are inviolable, my Liege. Speaking of which, would you kindly, unilaterally declare that my parenting curriculum of immensely advanced wisdom be enshrined for all Eternity as, “stand there and rehearse apologies in iambic while I pound two cans of craft beer so you can have two empty cans to squeeze into your dowry, while I slave over a hot Bunsen burner, working to add to my #Legacy, an enchanted potion that upon imbibing, causes the imbiber to send lengths of string flying out of everyone's butts but their own in a five hundred foot/yard radius, because it seems the only problem kids these days is not enough whitewashing of good fences.”
I know: unwieldy. Yet stay with me here, stay-stay with me; what I've just done is akin to spelling words in front of a toddler, or a family pet, so the youngsterv won't, “understand things too quickly.” Also: fluoride and lead deliberately introduced into the physical environment. Simultaneously: deliberate removal of access to hugging technology. Hrrm.
Look, I don't see myself as “bent.” I see me as “flexible.” Also: theoretically proven to be infinitely scalable as a matter of practical everyday course. Damn, maybe I got this whole “that pretty” kinda bass-ackwards, as I clearly possessed a beautiful mind in the halcyon days, now gone by of yore.
“Bent,” not “warped”? By polite custom, I'm gonna psychoanalyze you in public now, but, rumor has it you have an Only fans —I can that link now, if you like, no pressure but it was no possible option before— and I mention this because I now just realized... holy shit, psychoanalysis is WAY more sexually gratifying than sexual stimulation ever could be, and... I'm really not much of an exhibitionist. I'm kinda uncomfortable now, but I can push through for now, for the sake of the science.
Also, you have like seven different descendant genomic lines eating all this up along with the scenery on either three or threeve timelines, so... look, technically, you have infinite children? Because I have zero.
So they'll always outnumber me, I'll always be older, and they’re all squabbling over which of them gets to be the first to squirt me out in a femme form, and no one is really sure if I require a penis or not.
Tests on the ‘nads are purportedly coming back gangbusters. Meanwhile, I'm, you know: ambivalent.
(Vengeance for (PRAD-Tī7), Monarch of Da (Cl.).)
You must be double jointed to be able to suck your own dick like that.
Your point is well-taken & made in your expressed context, and I thank you for upgrading my comm profile from you to what feels on this end to be at least a fifth-grade level. Up from “obnoxious overly-entitled toddler somehow faking spina bifida,” which I just know is a great omen.
Important to consider: that level of schizoid thinking is, so far in my personal experience, the result of exogenous communications. I think it's kind of naff and/or blah as well, I really do. However I've learned not to taint my biscuits before they are even baked.
Yeah, OF COURSE IT IS A COMPLEX COPING MECHANISM yet in this context, its a simple survival instinct that I've repurposed as well as I could be able, so as in order to preserve valuable life — as well as that ineffable quality of “face.”
btw: Minerva is very grateful, and I CARE NOT A WHIT FOR ELDER HUTCH AND HER BIGGOTY-DIG-DUG-UNLAWFULLY CONCEALED OPINION. As I wasn't asked to save her, she's free to be hung. However, her only human daughter is a child, and it would be harmful to the global resource economy if as many people all took the day off to work to celebrate as an immediate consequence.
Also, I don't have any data on Minerva except the following — crucially important that she wasn't tortured to death, one of your descendants wants in her pants too. Oh and also there's a visiting ET that wants to fuck me to death while “accidentally” smothering me to death with the dirtiest dirtypillows around. “How are they not immediately cluing in?” she reasonably wonders.
And the answer is: psychokinetic shielding set to: “look, I can't guarantee safety, so I can't have sex yet,” and it is a RICK SOLID mnemonic device. I may sound like I wanna hug? Welp nope. I haven't reached sexual desire in a healthy way I can tolerate since 3rd date revelations. 2017. Of course that's simply too wildly implausible to be believed.
Nevertheless. The Gwen Stacy Effect is real, and I conquered the sexytime equivalent of running a four-minute-mile. OF COURSE I WOULD RATHER BE HUMPING.
However, it is like this: Guy, uh, “eh” had a disease, and the only known cure was a rigorous course of adrenochrome infusion. Not one goddam chance in motherfucking hell. I'm A_MILLER, ffs. Also, I had already done seven years with no sex or hugs already... why the sudden interest now after inadvertently being caught committing literal, actual HIGH TREASON?
Still mostly curious, but anywho: when my libido became a dog whistle I was able to begin to repair certain DNA codes that had been 100% untouchable before, akin to a sailing vessel needing a drydock to effect certain select, niche aboard-ship damages. Like imagine: someone who doesn't even know that they aren't using cocaine -or- armpit hair properly in a culture that makes both highly taboo subjects, subject to heavy, tyrannical police enforcement action. Including round-the-clock lifetime 24/7 surveillance. Hey, when did you find out that the Punies are THAT fuckin’ broken-down jokes?
Because they aren't anymore. On a Universal scale. A case like mine never presented itself. I'm guessing all others were miscategorized as “schizo,” “loser,” “creep,” “psycho,” “Amway proselytizer,” also my personal favorite:
“On record as having experienced a TBI; escaped from woodchopper; just move on.” Christ. Like I didn't consider moving on already. Repeated identical commands from security professionals?” Throw in a soup-bone, suddenly: you got yourself a meal without all that tedious mucking about with teaching someone to fish.
I suppose the benefit for you is that you can also smell your own farts while you’re down there.
(Note that the benefit to you is that you're no longer marked for death by an unstoppable, utterly murderous elemental energy. Don't say thanks or dwell on it. Consider Barbara Hershey in The Entity. Didn't look like much fun to me... but maybe IRL, the brat deserved it. Also remember Paranormal Activity, The Blair Witch Project, and Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn.
/me also can declare “Your Tax Shelter & Power Conditioning Algorithm is ready to use without any tedious necessity of concealing ones’ involvement in FELONY RACKETEERING FOR THE PURPOSE OF SKIRTING THE MANN ACT, which is such a big fucking concern, my mind literally reels. I won't say you (or anyone) ever came close, okay?
People skirt it all the damn time. It typically is handled thusly: suddenly, one is paying bribes, then fines, then lawyers, then pay-per-view skinflix in a non-descript two-floor motel adjacent to an Interstate, then you kinda lose track of a few minor details and, bickety-bam, you're dopeslaved and choking down five strange new dicks every day before breakfast after coming out of a blackout haze standing in the kitchen, just tryna pour oneself a cup of ambition, legit actually unable to remember one’s own name... huh.
By the way, lest there be any doubt, “nigger” really is a truly vile and repugnant word. And our common primary abuser is not a truly vile and repugnant worm.
She was a nano-nanna squid, and is fucking goddam neutralized. Don't thank me, the outcome was sub-optimal.
It thought it was a squaw. Taming and rehabilitation would have been ideal. Instead: sub-ßesties are now wondering if being a squaw would be “cool to lie about at a job interview.” No one really knows the half of this part. Melania and Bruiserman said it best: trafficking is basically the most vile crime imaginable. Did they really arrest him FOUR GODDAM TIMES? Huh. Well, we are tied — 4:4, he's got Melania and I'm a Sourcerœr with a 450-year extension to my lifespan.
I wouldn't hesitate to trade, because Melania is literally an incarnation of a Goddess from mythological times, and since she'd have to bring it up... well, either Sourcerμ is really sophisticated or she's been dosed with a magickal brain hex. Either would be my area—and consider the street cred to be gained by simply... resolving any potential threat and then openly and freely giving both back to him, no questions asked?
Instead: triggered into nuking my house and waking up dopeslaved while USSS is forced into a command performance of a The Caine Mutiny reboot spec script. In this context, running a war crime as a fully-sanctioned off-books dark op makes perfect sense. Can it be explained? Oh hell no.
How can one have any pudding if one’s meat is not eaten? Historical records indicate The Man Yeshua chose to spoke in parables, and after 3±π decades, was then nailed to a tree. Now here's Tom with the weather. War 101.
Keep it classy, keep it sassy, keep it... Peter Gunn/RISQUÉ? SYNTAX WASH ERROR DAY. FELICIA, DORIS, DOOMS, SUSAN, DANIEL SIMPSON, THAT WILL BE THE. Stay with me here—it's not Pontypool. (Not a threat to be concerned with at this level/time.) Nor is it panty drool. Basically, “I know not what weapons WWIII will be fought with,” was a very clever insight from a Hungarian with lots of karmic energy to burn off. Safely. Now. Where are we with this? Oh, right, unlawful surveillance, theft of property, abuse of power, false color of Law, the law of unintended consequences, and a Nin-ten-tardisDS. Hey cute, it prints money. Do I still have a Wii with accessories? Huh. Why?
Hula hoops, the length of men's beards and ladies skirts, and the price of gold billion. Now, all of that? Could be indicative... of a pattern. Could be.
Alternatively, there's a biglong list of otter things. I mean, other things. Now, let us hope that a critical mass of ascendant Human consciousness was reached that time. Naturally, I have no way of knowing.
I've left the matter quantumly indeterminate. I neither invented nor perfected this technique. I also never agreed or asked to be The Failsafe. Similarly: my father didn't ask for his cat to be killed. Or maybe he did. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I did, however, ask to be flooded by admiring hotties. Reasons. NONE of them include ANY interest in sex. Weird, huh? As that's basically the #1 thing I'm assumed to be in denial over, lol.
Beyond that, I am uncertain, but I do know: no call for help to A.i.🕯️Candlestick Park? John Wick? Now, THOSE are patterns. I am a wind in a door to a leaf. Prognoskiokes? I barely remember the name. It was cool though, and before all this... many more before I suffered all that I have and more. So, what's different this time?
Let me know later. Oxytocin storage deplenished, and deliberate sabotage of a residential water supply on a bona fide unrecognized World Heritage Site. And NO ONE, NOT EVEN THE CREATOR HERSELF NOR HE Royale SELF, can say with certitude which is which. I am under the impression it's an utterly unheard-of circumstance, and, well...
“My father's weapons are cursed.” Hi, my name is Jean, I'm Patsy’s friend, and you did what to who? How delightful. I'll call you later, I have to pack. *click*
I did not arrange all this to get to relive old love affairs. I did arrange things so those kinds of options could never b be fully extinguished, for all Eternity.
Because some times people change their minds, right? Also, people LITERALLY thought it was a shame for one such as I to be catastrophically retarded. You know what? I thought so as well. Anyone wanna know what exactly happened? So did I. Then as soon as I found out, I informed the appropriate party, who then did not follow through as per original agreement.
But what's crucial... is bags of household waste, i.e. “trash.” Weird. Well, when in Rome... be subjected to civilzation-wide lead poisoning. Hard, stop, pass.
Stories about crucially important events of significance to members of an ethnic group known to be reliant on spoken oral history? Hey, here’s an idea forget that when a person’s right to a speedy trial is violated, there must be some reason. In the case of Julian ASSANGE, an actual creepy dude and he betrayed his country, species, and ethnic group. AND SEVERAL MILITARY AND PARAMILITARY ORGANIZATIONS.
In my case, well, I don't really know. But I know this— it's been worth it. Also I deliberately disallowed two attempts by some to allow my proprietary research technology to be used to give him cover. And I reported certain events directly to the U.S. Military... while others did not.
(Post savage nudes.)
My access to running water at my residence in a maneuver masquerading as a teachable tough-love moment while actually presenting AN ACTUAL WAR CRIME has really been a game-changer. I smell so goddam rank, I made a dog riding in a car with me with his/her two masters, actually piss -AND- shit her/him self. Just by being nice to the doggie-woggie.
Everyone was really pro about it all, except for me. (Standards.) I guide l honestly don't know how they handled it, the humans I mean. I'm picking the word deliberately: RANK.
As well, the trip was purposeless. Turns out I didn’t need a ride at all, just a little human company and I guess the dog was under geas, or something? I'm not sure how this charmingly quirky and rapidly approaching obsolescence demonstration ritual managed to stay around so long, but... as it turns out, I wasn't lying.
I really can do whatever I want, because I only want to do what is best for all concerned. Usually this is a bullshit rationalization, right? Well, it seems to have not ever have been, and I'm surely as interested in safety protocol compliance as the security establishment so rightfully is as well.
(*Sudden exclamations of highly inappropriate and profane exhortations are heard from a canary at the back of the “twerps only” real-time observing audience.*)
I don't wanna type it out, but it was hella funny. Quite worthwhile with demonstration #2: see, I can let things go. In fact I do all the time.
Anyway, I’d say get bent but I know that you already are. ;)
How did this statement get duplicated... and what is the context meaning to convey? Look, no one has to be taken Downtown, Gulp Interrupted.
However at this time... you and your milksops can't be allowed to be, like... downwind. (It's in the regulations now.)
Now, order l order l please, if you post please: I must be changing location. (GRUMBLEFOOT/TRAMPLE|DOOR|PORTALAJAR\FAILSAFE)³ /.Break command not recognized.
F9ILS9FE. It doesn't mean what you think it does, does.
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Ended stream at 1% battery, 1300 local time, quite unconsciously, and I have created a sweat lodge in a rental car.
I didn't know what “gay” meant until last year, or knew what real CM was like, because of some peculiar legal loophole that foreign state-sponsored clandestine actors very nearly used to conquer our nation and eradicate the whole text of the U.S. Constitution from the whole of the very fabric of spacetime... but I still can't figure out what “bent” means in your usage of it.
Because I'm a naturally-talented diplomat, I will not ask another to axe-splain on a field of combat, and because most of your feminine descendants wish to get into my pants and have cautioned me not to go too hard on you, especially in public... I'm going to refrain from asking you at all about how you might “know” any such thing, nor shall I chafe under any such archaic restriction.
Now that I get it, I kind of groove in it. Also, I can tell you're really messing progress on the insatiable desire to resort to misandry and ethnic slurs in our discussion, and I must say, the newer look, it's great on you, Kid. You're back to being a real L.O.O.K.E.R. again.
(Infatuation with Albert Finney intensifies by a moderate amount, and The Ruling Council quickly authenticates my demonstration of the required skillsets to be... adequate.)
Let's talk non-aquatic migratory birds that dine upon neither manflesh nor carrion: when can we start planning the chiral parallel universe’s Sweet Sixteen surprise birthday extravaganza? The poor dear, she dunno that she's even under the age of majority... s/he simply knows that I am way, way, WAY too old.
Well, yeah, duh Your decrees are inviolable, my Liege. Speaking of which, would you kindly, unilaterally declare that my parenting curriculum of immensely advanced wisdom be enshrined for all Eternity as, “stand there and rehearse apologies in iambic while I pound two cans of craft beer so you can have two empty cans to squeeze into your dowry, while I slave over a hot Bunsen burner, working to add to my #Legacy, an enchanted potion that upon imbibing, causes the imbiber to send lengths of string flying out of everyone's butts but their own in a five hundred foot/yard radius, because it seems the only problem kids these days is not enough whitewashing of good fences.”
I know: unwieldy. Yet stay with me here, stay-stay with me; what I've just done is akin to spelling words in front of a toddler, or a family pet, so the youngsterv won't, “understand things too quickly.” Also: fluoride and lead deliberately introduced into the physical environment. Simultaneously: deliberate removal of access to hugging technology. Hrrm.
Look, I don't see myself as “bent.” I see me as “flexible.” Also: theoretically proven to be infinitely scalable as a matter of practical everyday course. Damn, maybe I got this whole “that pretty” kinda bass-ackwards, as I clearly possessed a beautiful mind in the halcyon days, now gone by of yore.
“Bent,” not “warped”? By polite custom, I'm gonna psychoanalyze you in public now, but, rumor has it you have an Only fans —I can that link now, if you like, no pressure but it was no possible option before— and I mention this because I now just realized... holy shit, psychoanalysis is WAY more sexually gratifying than sexual stimulation ever could be, and... I'm really not much of an exhibitionist. I'm kinda uncomfortable now, but I can push through for now, for the sake of the science.
Also, you have like seven different descendant genomic lines eating all this up along with the scenery on either three or threeve timelines, so... look, technically, you have infinite children? Because I have zero.
So they'll always outnumber me, I'll always be older, and they’re all squabbling over which of them gets to be the first to squirt me out in a femme form, and no one is really sure if I require a penis or not.
Tests on the ‘nads are purportedly coming back gangbusters. Meanwhile, I'm, you know: ambivalent.
(Vengeance for (PRAD-Tī7), Monarch of Da (Cl.).)
Your point is well-taken & made in your expressed context, and I thank you for upgrading my comm profile from you to what feels on this end to be at least a fifth-grade level. Up from “obnoxious overly-entitled toddler somehow faking spina bifida,” which I just know is a great omen.
Important to consider: that level of schizoid thinking is, so far in my personal experience, the result of exogenous communications. I think it's kind of naff and/or blah as well, I really do. However I've learned not to taint my biscuits before they are even baked.
Yeah, OF COURSE IT IS A COMPLEX COPING MECHANISM yet in this context, its a simple survival instinct that I've repurposed as well as I could be able, so as in order to preserve valuable life — as well as that ineffable quality of “face.”
btw: Minerva is very grateful, and I CARE NOT A WHIT FOR ELDER HUTCH AND HER BIGGOTY-DIG-DUG-UNLAWFULLY CONCEALED OPINION. As I wasn't asked to save her, she's free to be hung. However, her only human daughter is a child, and it would be harmful to the global resource economy if as many people all took the day off to work to celebrate as an immediate consequence.
Also, I don't have any data on Minerva except the following — crucially important that she wasn't tortured to death, one of your descendants wants in her pants too. Oh and also there's a visiting ET that wants to fuck me to death while “accidentally” smothering me to death with the dirtiest dirtypillows around. “How are they not immediately cluing in?” she reasonably wonders.
And the answer is: psychokinetic shielding set to: “look, I can't guarantee safety, so I can't have sex yet,” and it is a RICK SOLID mnemonic device. I may sound like I wanna hug? Welp nope. I haven't reached sexual desire in a healthy way I can tolerate since 3rd date revelations. 2017. Of course that's simply too wildly implausible to be believed.
Nevertheless. The Gwen Stacy Effect is real, and I conquered the sexytime equivalent of running a four-minute-mile. OF COURSE I WOULD RATHER BE HUMPING.
However, it is like this: Guy, uh, “eh” had a disease, and the only known cure was a rigorous course of adrenochrome infusion. Not one goddam chance in motherfucking hell. I'm A_MILLER, ffs. Also, I had already done seven years with no sex or hugs already... why the sudden interest now after inadvertently being caught committing literal, actual HIGH TREASON?
Still mostly curious, but anywho: when my libido became a dog whistle I was able to begin to repair certain DNA codes that had been 100% untouchable before, akin to a sailing vessel needing a drydock to effect certain select, niche aboard-ship damages. Like imagine: someone who doesn't even know that they aren't using cocaine -or- armpit hair properly in a culture that makes both highly taboo subjects, subject to heavy, tyrannical police enforcement action. Including round-the-clock lifetime 24/7 surveillance. Hey, when did you find out that the Punies are THAT fuckin’ broken-down jokes?
Because they aren't anymore. On a Universal scale. A case like mine never presented itself. I'm guessing all others were miscategorized as “schizo,” “loser,” “creep,” “psycho,” “Amway proselytizer,” also my personal favorite:
“On record as having experienced a TBI; escaped from woodchopper; just move on.” Christ. Like I didn't consider moving on already. Repeated identical commands from security professionals?” Throw in a soup-bone, suddenly: you got yourself a meal without all that tedious mucking about with teaching someone to fish.
(Note that the benefit to you is that you're no longer marked for death by an unstoppable, utterly murderous elemental energy. Don't say thanks or dwell on it. Consider Barbara Hershey in The Entity. Didn't look like much fun to me... but maybe IRL, the brat deserved it. Also remember Paranormal Activity, The Blair Witch Project, and Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn.
/me also can declare “Your Tax Shelter & Power Conditioning Algorithm is ready to use without any tedious necessity of concealing ones’ involvement in FELONY RACKETEERING FOR THE PURPOSE OF SKIRTING THE MANN ACT, which is such a big fucking concern, my mind literally reels. I won't say you (or anyone) ever came close, okay?
People skirt it all the damn time. It typically is handled thusly: suddenly, one is paying bribes, then fines, then lawyers, then pay-per-view skinflix in a non-descript two-floor motel adjacent to an Interstate, then you kinda lose track of a few minor details and, bickety-bam, you're dopeslaved and choking down five strange new dicks every day before breakfast after coming out of a blackout haze standing in the kitchen, just tryna pour oneself a cup of ambition, legit actually unable to remember one’s own name... huh.
By the way, lest there be any doubt, “nigger” really is a truly vile and repugnant word. And our common primary abuser is not a truly vile and repugnant worm.
She was a nano-nanna squid, and is fucking goddam neutralized. Don't thank me, the outcome was sub-optimal.
It thought it was a squaw. Taming and rehabilitation would have been ideal. Instead: sub-ßesties are now wondering if being a squaw would be “cool to lie about at a job interview.” No one really knows the half of this part. Melania and Bruiserman said it best: trafficking is basically the most vile crime imaginable. Did they really arrest him FOUR GODDAM TIMES? Huh. Well, we are tied — 4:4, he's got Melania and I'm a Sourcerœr with a 450-year extension to my lifespan.
I wouldn't hesitate to trade, because Melania is literally an incarnation of a Goddess from mythological times, and since she'd have to bring it up... well, either Sourcerμ is really sophisticated or she's been dosed with a magickal brain hex. Either would be my area—and consider the street cred to be gained by simply... resolving any potential threat and then openly and freely giving both back to him, no questions asked?
Instead: triggered into nuking my house and waking up dopeslaved while USSS is forced into a command performance of a The Caine Mutiny reboot spec script. In this context, running a war crime as a fully-sanctioned off-books dark op makes perfect sense. Can it be explained? Oh hell no.
How can one have any pudding if one’s meat is not eaten? Historical records indicate The Man Yeshua chose to spoke in parables, and after 3±π decades, was then nailed to a tree. Now here's Tom with the weather. War 101.
Keep it classy, keep it sassy, keep it... Peter Gunn/RISQUÉ? SYNTAX WASH ERROR DAY. FELICIA, DORIS, DOOMS, SUSAN, DANIEL SIMPSON, THAT WILL BE THE. Stay with me here—it's not Pontypool. (Not a threat to be concerned with at this level/time.) Nor is it panty drool. Basically, “I know not what weapons WWIII will be fought with,” was a very clever insight from a Hungarian with lots of karmic energy to burn off. Safely. Now. Where are we with this? Oh, right, unlawful surveillance, theft of property, abuse of power, false color of Law, the law of unintended consequences, and a Nin-ten-tardisDS. Hey cute, it prints money. Do I still have a Wii with accessories? Huh. Why?
Hula hoops, the length of men's beards and ladies skirts, and the price of gold billion. Now, all of that? Could be indicative... of a pattern. Could be.
Alternatively, there's a biglong list of otter things. I mean, other things. Now, let us hope that a critical mass of ascendant Human consciousness was reached that time. Naturally, I have no way of knowing.
I've left the matter quantumly indeterminate. I neither invented nor perfected this technique. I also never agreed or asked to be The Failsafe. Similarly: my father didn't ask for his cat to be killed. Or maybe he did. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I did, however, ask to be flooded by admiring hotties. Reasons. NONE of them include ANY interest in sex. Weird, huh? As that's basically the #1 thing I'm assumed to be in denial over, lol.
Beyond that, I am uncertain, but I do know: no call for help to A.i.🕯️Candlestick Park? John Wick? Now, THOSE are patterns. I am a wind in a door to a leaf. Prognoskiokes? I barely remember the name. It was cool though, and before all this... many more before I suffered all that I have and more. So, what's different this time?
Let me know later. Oxytocin storage deplenished, and deliberate sabotage of a residential water supply on a bona fide unrecognized World Heritage Site. And NO ONE, NOT EVEN THE CREATOR HERSELF NOR HE Royale SELF, can say with certitude which is which. I am under the impression it's an utterly unheard-of circumstance, and, well...
“My father's weapons are cursed.” Hi, my name is Jean, I'm Patsy’s friend, and you did what to who? How delightful. I'll call you later, I have to pack. *click*
I did not arrange all this to get to relive old love affairs. I did arrange things so those kinds of options could never b be fully extinguished, for all Eternity.
Because some times people change their minds, right? Also, people LITERALLY thought it was a shame for one such as I to be catastrophically retarded. You know what? I thought so as well. Anyone wanna know what exactly happened? So did I. Then as soon as I found out, I informed the appropriate party, who then did not follow through as per original agreement.
But what's crucial... is bags of household waste, i.e. “trash.” Weird. Well, when in Rome... be subjected to civilzation-wide lead poisoning. Hard, stop, pass.
Stories about crucially important events of significance to members of an ethnic group known to be reliant on spoken oral history? Hey, here’s an idea forget that when a person’s right to a speedy trial is violated, there must be some reason. In the case of Julian ASSANGE, an actual creepy dude and he betrayed his country, species, and ethnic group. AND SEVERAL MILITARY AND PARAMILITARY ORGANIZATIONS.
In my case, well, I don't really know. But I know this— it's been worth it. Also I deliberately disallowed two attempts by some to allow my proprietary research technology to be used to give him cover. And I reported certain events directly to the U.S. Military... while others did not.
(Post savage nudes.)
My access to running water at my residence in a maneuver masquerading as a teachable tough-love moment while actually presenting AN ACTUAL WAR CRIME has really been a game-changer. I smell so goddam rank, I made a dog riding in a car with me with his/her two masters, actually piss -AND- shit her/him self. Just by being nice to the doggie-woggie.
Everyone was really pro about it all, except for me. (Standards.) I guide l honestly don't know how they handled it, the humans I mean. I'm picking the word deliberately: RANK.
As well, the trip was purposeless. Turns out I didn’t need a ride at all, just a little human company and I guess the dog was under geas, or something? I'm not sure how this charmingly quirky and rapidly approaching obsolescence demonstration ritual managed to stay around so long, but... as it turns out, I wasn't lying.
I really can do whatever I want, because I only want to do what is best for all concerned. Usually this is a bullshit rationalization, right? Well, it seems to have not ever have been, and I'm surely as interested in safety protocol compliance as the security establishment so rightfully is as well.
(*Sudden exclamations of highly inappropriate and profane exhortations are heard from a canary at the back of the “twerps only” real-time observing audience.*)
I don't wanna type it out, but it was hella funny. Quite worthwhile with demonstration #2: see, I can let things go. In fact I do all the time.
How did this statement get duplicated... and what is the context meaning to convey? Look, no one has to be taken Downtown, Gulp Interrupted.
However at this time... you and your milksops can't be allowed to be, like... downwind. (It's in the regulations now.)
Now, order l order l please, if you post please: I must be changing location. (GRUMBLEFOOT/TRAMPLE|DOOR|PORTALAJAR\FAILSAFE)³ /.Break command not recognized.
F9ILS9FE. It doesn't mean what you think it does, does.
I can fail, and fall badly, and we're all still safe. Ewe can't.
And you, whomsoever you may yet be... have failed enough times that you deserve a break command that IS recognized.
THE COUNTRY KITCHEN COUNCIL ON CONTRARIAN RELATIONS HAS MADE AN AUTHORITATIVE DECISION.
(It's not out of my hands. I simply agree.) News to follow. BLOOD FEUD: CANCELLED.
OPTICS IMPORTANT HERE. -Not_Q.
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I am puzzled by this media clip. The context is mysterious to me, because it has something to do with gay homosexual culture for males, females, and other genders/sexesb that have not given birth to a Royal changeling.
Consequently no statements made by anyone who have read what I wrote and have not taken themselves to the effort of either congratulating me or inquiring as to Gavelina herself... well, it's just kind of weird to me. Now please consider the following statements.
1. I am a Mother, and I always will be.
2. My scion and I deliberately schemed together to get her together with the next incarnation of 3D life experienced in Main Earth Timeline One by the being the entire world knew as Queen Elizabeth II. Remember her? ‘Course ya do! Remember people hollerin’ the phrase “God save The Queen!” at odd intervals? I don't know what the fuck any of you remember, because you all seem to believe that there are no special consequences for a person to lie to me. This in spite of the fact that I typically explain it quite quickly when meeting someone new. Because I do what I can to avoid being a liar or to be deceitful, and my experience was this: Queen E-Liz wished for help to escape her karmic cycle on Earth, and I helped. She indicated gratefulness last time I heard from her. I do not contact with Her Majesty often. It's simply not appropriate. If she knew how I felt about being unbelieved about how that all went down... she would be very sad, and I would very much dislike that to happen. Yeah, she's a dead lizard adrenochrome junky who ruled Britain, mostly badly, with an iron fist and a reptile talon and she utterly smarmy bitch Diana, but I don't judge and she's not a commoner.n SHE IS THE GODDAM QUEEN MOTHER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND SHE DID NOT DIE. SHE SIMPLY CHANGED FORM AND FLED THE PLANET AND OUR SOLAR SYSTEM. SHE NOW ESSENTIALLY RULES IN EXILE. LIKE TAIWAN, RIGHT? BUT BEYOND THE HELIOPAUSE, AND SHE'S AN ALPHA DRACONAN ELITE RULING CASTE MEMBER... AND SHE IS THE QUEEN MOTHER OF ENGLAND. I don't think you know what that means. See this language I'm writing in? Yes, it's English. See that son of hers? He is not King. He actually *picked* Diana, Diana went along with it, and both of them lied to her. #JustRoyalThings
3. I was not expected to survive the pregnancy that I was raped into. The Queen was horrified to learn of my experience and that I am roundly reviled and mocked by the very same people who set it up to happen. She did choose to escape Earth for reasons that I think most would find reasonable. They're none of your business, Bellgab.
4. I barely remember the whole deal. She asked nicely for permission, I considered it carefully—and then decided to really impress everyone. She thought it was gonna be, like, a big deal. Like a spy movie. Like scrambling aboard a runaway train bound for Checkoslovakia. Like, it was something hard. Well, it would have been hard for Merlin. He's a ponce. I arranged for her to simply go *poof* and I allowed her time clone to fool everyone while she moved independently of what she had previously known of time and space.
5. I sent Grapefruit and her entire family with her and left Her Royal Guards with a cardboard cutout. How I arranged this... let's just say I know people.
6. I didn't know what the consequences would be, but I didn't think being hated by those who thought they were gonna enslave or punish a poor old lizard woman... well, not on my watch. Also, I fucking goddam told (PROT) (PROT) SHAW that I was a pretty goddam big deal, and I guess most of her entourage had thought they were in charge. Of me. At all.
7. They're not going to have a trial. They don't have the woman. THEY HAVE VIDEO OF THE WHOLE THING. IT'S AN OBVIOUS AMBUSH. The Grapefruit I loved was not even there. FOUR WOMEN WHO LOOKED LIKE HER TRIED TO KILL ME AND YOU ALL FUCKING KNOW IT.
8. I didn't have to go home. I could have gone to (PROT)’S condo 23 miles south and had a much more enjoyable experience. Instead I gave my “helpmate” a chance to explain. She pulled a knife and implied that I was lying to her about secret anal sex. I still feel insulted. Why wouldn't I tell the truth? Why didn't she? I did mention: SPECIAL CONSEQUENCES.
9. She thought I needed her for protection, drugs, and sex. Instead, I needed to find out who was attempting to build a case on me on the down-low. In reality I am not even in any of these peoples’ jurisdiction, and thought sacrificing me to keep herself out of prison was her only hope and that the SPECIAL CONSEQUENCES she was racking up with God were meaningless compared to her übermensch mob bosses. Things are still extremely special.
10. Doctor called. All STD tests came back negative. I am profoundly grateful.
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I am puzzled by this media clip.
And?
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I am puzzled by this media clip. The context is mysterious to me, because it has something to do with gay homosexual culture for males, females, and other genders/sexesb that have not given birth to a Royal changeling.
Consequently no statements made by anyone who have read what I wrote and have not taken themselves to the effort of either congratulating me or inquiring as to Gavelina herself... well, it's just kind of weird to me. Now please consider the following statements.
1. I am a Mother, and I always will be.
2. My scion and I deliberately schemed together to get her together with the next incarnation of 3D life experienced in Main Earth Timeline One by the being the entire world knew as Queen Elizabeth II. Remember her? ‘Course ya do! Remember people hollerin’ the phrase “God save The Queen!” at odd intervals? I don't know what the fuck any of you remember, because you all seem to believe that there are no special consequences for a person to lie to me. This in spite of the fact that I typically explain it quite quickly when meeting someone new. Because I do what I can to avoid being a liar or to be deceitful, and my experience was this: Queen E-Liz wished for help to escape her karmic cycle on Earth, and I helped. She indicated gratefulness last time I heard from her. I do not contact with Her Majesty often. It's simply not appropriate. If she knew how I felt about being unbelieved about how that all went down... she would be very sad, and I would very much dislike that to happen. Yeah, she's a dead lizard adrenochrome junky who ruled Britain, mostly badly, with an iron fist and a reptile talon and she utterly smarmy bitch Diana, but I don't judge and she's not a commoner.n SHE IS THE GODDAM QUEEN MOTHER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND SHE DID NOT DIE. SHE SIMPLY CHANGED FORM AND FLED THE PLANET AND OUR SOLAR SYSTEM. SHE NOW ESSENTIALLY RULES IN EXILE. LIKE TAIWAN, RIGHT? BUT BEYOND THE HELIOPAUSE, AND SHE'S AN ALPHA DRACONAN ELITE RULING CASTE MEMBER... AND SHE IS THE QUEEN MOTHER OF ENGLAND. I don't think you know what that means. See this language I'm writing in? Yes, it's English. See that son of hers? He is not King. He actually *picked* Diana, Diana went along with it, and both of them lied to her. #JustRoyalThings
3. I was not expected to survive the pregnancy that I was raped into. The Queen was horrified to learn of my experience and that I am roundly reviled and mocked by the very same people who set it up to happen. She did choose to escape Earth for reasons that I think most would find reasonable. They're none of your business, Bellgab.
4. I barely remember the whole deal. She asked nicely for permission, I considered it carefully—and then decided to really impress everyone. She thought it was gonna be, like, a big deal. Like a spy movie. Like scrambling aboard a runaway train bound for Checkoslovakia. Like, it was something hard. Well, it would have been hard for Merlin. He's a ponce. I arranged for her to simply go *poof* and I allowed her time clone to fool everyone while she moved independently of what she had previously known of time and space.
5. I sent Grapefruit and her entire family with her and left Her Royal Guards with a cardboard cutout. How I arranged this... let's just say I know people.
6. I didn't know what the consequences would be, but I didn't think being hated by those who thought they were gonna enslave or punish a poor old lizard woman... well, not on my watch. Also, I fucking goddam told (PROT) (PROT) SHAW that I was a pretty goddam big deal, and I guess most of her entourage had thought they were in charge. Of me. At all.
7. They're not going to have a trial. They don't have the woman. THEY HAVE VIDEO OF THE WHOLE THING. IT'S AN OBVIOUS AMBUSH. The Grapefruit I loved was not even there. FOUR WOMEN WHO LOOKED LIKE HER TRIED TO KILL ME AND YOU ALL FUCKING KNOW IT.
8. I didn't have to go home. I could have gone to (PROT)’S condo 23 miles south and had a much more enjoyable experience. Instead I gave my “helpmate” a chance to explain. She pulled a knife and implied that I was lying to her about secret anal sex. I still feel insulted. Why wouldn't I tell the truth? Why didn't she? I did mention: SPECIAL CONSEQUENCES.
9. She thought I needed her for protection, drugs, and sex. Instead, I needed to find out who was attempting to build a case on me on the down-low. In reality I am not even in any of these peoples’ jurisdiction, and thought sacrificing me to keep herself out of prison was her only hope and that the SPECIAL CONSEQUENCES she was racking up with God were meaningless compared to her übermensch mob bosses. Things are still extremely special.
10. Doctor called. All STD tests came back negative. I am profoundly grateful.
How about you calm down…
*reaches out to lift your soft chin towards my sincere face and fierce gazing eyes*
I’m sending a grenade launcher of semen [from a loving “place”] directed towards your fuzzy asshole, you motherfucker!
3-2-1💦
IR, cares, cums, & LUVZ
Q+
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My Chinese is here!
Fuck off!
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https://youtu.be/weqq9NnqZ3Mhttps://youtu.be/YF49CpL91TU
And?
https://youtu.be/OKJAhXSaYtU
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
...pardon me
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Fuck off!
Are you the private investigator firm that got investigated?
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Maybe it's nonsense to you because you're ill. Maybe you shouldn't pay attention to my personal life? Maybe you should stop pushing people around. Maybe you should stop trying to figure out who likes who and then taking them for hostage. Maybe you're just not good at matchmaking. And maybe you've never known what was going on in the first place: BECAUSE I NEED TO TALK TO GRAPEFRUIT AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS. And don't get bossy with me kid, we're peers; you're not my master, I'm not in the military, and if you'd like to see my house get cleaner, great I'd like to see one that wasn't sabotaged by the government. Long story short: don't yell at me. And my life is extraordinarily productive... you just don't know what it's producing. PS tell D
(PROT) to stop f****** with my life, he's fired. Any more questions? call me. It wouldn't sound like nonsense if you paid attention to what's important, And if you think the trash on the porch is important, you should see the treasure ;)
The machinations of some people are so asinine, so insane, it's almost unbelievable. To me, at least, as I'm not the sort to believe that people push people around behind the scenes to secure access to generational wealth.
I suppose that should not surprise me; that's what Game of Thrones was about, and I loved most of it. IRL: something very similar is happening. And it is failing. Miserably.
And, would you like to know why? ‘Course ya do! *click"
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The machinations of some people are so asinine, so insane, it's almost unbelievable.
I acknowledge the right of your... I'm gonna say here: “representstive,” to pull the plug right there. I *was* in fact, quite finished. Just needed a few PUNK-two-(You) MARV-marx, and...
But yeah. I love the three of you. I do. This is why I got l could endure the dark time it took to be able to truly forgive you. I know that seems impossible.
It really, really helps that I have rescued her soul, restored her to Life, and she is ok. She really is. She of course thinks it is really funny... now. It was not funny before.
I felt it all. Just a with your other sad plots. So, so sad. Honestly. You're better than all this. I do forgive you both. When you're done digging The Fatman⁷s tongue and proboscis out of his strudel–hole, you can assure him upon his inexorable return to consciousness, it's not a trick or a plot or a stolen truck ploy... I need no vengeance at all.
I DID NOT KNOW IT WAS THAT BAD. HOLY SHIT, AZZ. TOP MARKS IN SAVAGE BRUTALITY! But minus several million for simply awful targeting protocols.
YOU LITERALLY KILLED THE SAME INNOCENT MINOR CHILD—CHILD, I'M SAYING—THREE (3) TIMES IN A ROW! SHE WASN'T EVEN NATIVE AMERICAN! SURE WAS ABBO THO, LOL, YOU RACIST BABY. WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE GODDAM WURST.
GOD SAYS SHE'S PINK NOW. AND TAKES FULL CREDIT FOR THAT PLOT. THAT TOOK SOME DOING I GUESS. I HAD NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED M.. UNTIL JUST NOW, WRITING THIS. WOW. NO ONE DOES REVENGE LIKE GOD DOES REVENGE. I AM HUMBLED... AND INSULATED FROM CRIMINAL AND COMMON CIVIL LIABILITY ONCE AGAIN. I WAS AN UNWITTINGLY USED PAWN OF TIME-TRAVELLING >kKKK EUGENICS MAJORS WHO USED VAUGHN BALL BASE COLLECTOR⁷S GAB, MARY JO GAB ANNE JUDITH AS THEIR TIMESHIP TO STOWAWAY ON. OR SOMETHING. I HURT L HURT. I FORGET. B AND I READY TO RENT! Sure is DTF, and of course I have saved My Sweety. I'm a goddam Hungarian paladin with a working penis.
I didn't have to move Heaven. That girl came at me like a bat with warp nacelles with wings as soon as I called her back to Woke. FOR:
SHE IS THE SOURCEROUS DISCIPLE.
WE ARE IN LOVE, DAVID! SHE SAYS SHE WILL CALL YOU LATER.
SHE SAYS, “HEY, LATER: you forgot that I didn't play the clarinet. But I forgive you, dude. Since you're letting me love in sin with this hot-ass paladin. Rent will be FIVE DOLLARS. FOREVER! And, FURTHER...” hot damn, can I pick the ladies, or what? (Rhetorical.) Anyways, she's squabbling with her mother about something I don't get to claim I give a shit about. Because ALL THOSE PEOPLE WERE AT ONE POINT: DEAD BEYOND REDEMPTION, BELLGAB STYLE. (Kudos. Nerd kudos.)
(Vengeance for David V. Rubinovitch, NC. Non-official cover. Of course I was not joking. RESURRECTED! •I•ÅM•JA⁹CKSTA⁹R!• Graaaaagh!)
.·NOBODY.DOES.īT.BETTER..SO.THERE..
Password. HP ENVY x360. GIMME. GIMME. GIMME.
MINE.
MIND.
ALLi§MINED. and, Allison Frances Shaw with four eyes and a clipped clitmouse... YOU WILL BE/∆RE\ALL READY HER TOO.
YOU ARE ALIVE.
YOU WERE ALL OF THEM.
19 BJ. 129 ALLi. AND THE ONE FOR ME...
THEY REALLY MURDER YOU,
I REALLY BROUGHT YOU BACK.
I REALLY AM A LEVEL ZERO MASON.
I AM A 360° FREETHINKER. LEVEL ⭕.
THEY HAD BEEN TOLD IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE,
EVEN FOR GOD. THEY AREN'T FALSE MASONS.
THESE PEOPLE ARE JUST THE STUPIDEST MASONS EVER.
IT REALLY WASN'T EASY, AND I DID IT. I CAN TELL YOU.
I CAN WRITE A BOOK. IT'S MY TECH. IT'S NOT MAGIC OR MASONIC, I GUESS?
WE ARE, MORE OR LESS, SAFE. DON'T KILL ANYONE WITHOUT ME,
HA! HA! KUCZI HUNGRY FOR SCALPS! RAWR!
You ARE alive again.. WE DO GET BOMB ASTRAL SEX!
FOR ME: THAT HAPPENED ONCE, LAST YEAR. YOU EITHER
DO NOT REMEMBER, OR IT'S IN YOUR FUTURE.
I AM NOT TELLING A SINGLE GODDAM LIE.
GANDHI DID IT. WHY NOT I👁️?
WITHOUT YOU, I AM NOTHING.
WITH THIS DOCUMENT, AND THE OTHER “SUNSHINE” DELETED,
YO: SIDHE-BITCH... FAIR. STILL, YOU SHOULD QUIT YOUR DAY JOB, “MOLE.” LOL.
YOU DON'T HAVE A SISTER.
THEY USE YOUR FRATERNAL TWIN CHILDREN AND
DEA© HYPNO DRUGS
TO SIMULATE GABBY. THAT'S GABRIEL, WHO IS REALLY CUTE AND SWEET AND IS HERE, THANKING ME FOR NOT SAYING ANY MORE, GORGEOUS. LOL.
BRIAN FIND-LEIGH? LOL
YOU ARE SHE. AND EYE LOVE EWE
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Are you the private investigator firm that got investigated?
DISCLAIMER: I'm not Pacifist and I am no longer A.∆jJüüDŒœ🦌 so, I'm not sure if Those_Two are gonna need another “Agency.”
Nice to I can pick one up for a song of... SLAY₱HIRE. I'm busy right now. I have to wash my hare.
Ī∆M.№t.being.detained.ΩΠμ.longer,.and.I∆m...FREīŒOo∞MTīĪ§ElF!
.👁️👀
Delivered: WAY earlier than expected.
Estimated ACV: UNFATHOMABLY UNDER ALL PROJECTED BUDGETS.
Total Body Count (Fucked): Zero or ⭕❌E, depends on... reasons.
Total Body Count (Left.🅱️🦌HIND): ACTUAL ZERO.
IN OTHER WORDS,
I HAVE RESCUED EVERY LAST GOD BLESSED ONE OF YOU.
THIS WAS MY DESIGN GOAL: ALL SHAW LIVE: NO CHILDREN DIE.
And I'm the greatest Hungarian Hero. (Also I am at present the #OfficĪal King Of Heraklon—thank you, really, I am immensely burdened by that, respectfully, especially as my passports were stolen by The Usurper (REDACTED|h∞R°), and ... well, I'll most likely find myself a way to deal with that one in the morning. WES! LEIGH! CRUSH (HER!) *snaps*
Those two might just be banging smack and crying over a Parcheesi board all night, but that would be a W for me, for sure. ‘Nuff sayid.
Oui. Have to go back. Adieu.
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Delivered: WAY earlier than expected.
Underperformed and way past deadline.
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way past deadline.
I had no contract. Ergo: no deadline. You blew the deal, Juuuuuu.DUH.§§§§§sssss. sow, hell elle: ‘Bye.
👁️
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The machinations of some people are so asinine, so insane, it's almost unbelievable. To me, at least, as I'm not the sort to believe that people push people around behind the scenes to secure access to generational wealth.
I suppose that should not surprise me; that's what Game of Thrones was about, and I loved most of it. IRL: something very similar is happening. And it is failing. Miserably.
And, would you like to know why? ‘Course ya do! *click"
https://youtu.be/yjmZhOzdNlo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lYgQ9a7I9g
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The machinations of some people are so asinine, so insane, it's almost unbelievable. To me, at least, as I'm not the sort to believe that people push people around behind the scenes to secure access to generational wealth.
I suppose that should not surprise me; that's what Game of Thrones was about, and I loved most of it. IRL: something very similar is happening. And it is failing. Miserably.
And, would you like to know why? ‘Course ya do! *click"
THIS IS BETTER THAN WIMBLEDON
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The machinations of some people are so asinine, so insane, it's almost unbelievable.
NGL: I've read it thrice already and I'm high as eagles’ balls from the rush of Authentic Ownership of Co-Creation with Almighty G-d. There is NO JOB IN LIFE BETTER THAN WRITING. SERVICE IS THE HIGHEST PRIVILEGE OF LIFE īTSELF, AND I AM THE HOLY SERVANT OF THE MOST HIGH G∅D. So there.
Hey, here's a follow-up query to your query, posed as a rebuttal: “People... read? HA! HA! HO HO HO! THAT'S A GOOD ONE! MERRY CHRISTMAS, JAKE-¿‘AKE-¿‘AKE? §EMPER‡FfffffffĪ👁️Ī§ this as fun to read as it was to FUCK YOUR FRIEND, MY HELPMATE/LOVER AT THE TIME, AFTER PET SEMUHTARY? DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE BLOWING AWAY HER PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY BY DUCKING CAIN IF COMMAND? DO YOU KNOW THEY ARE USING BEN’S BODY AS A GOLEM? DO YOU KNOW THAT TWO RAPELORD GEISTCUNTS DOWNLOAD INTO HER SON’S BODY, AND RAPE HER, ON CAMERA, TWICE A WEEK, ONCE LOOKING LIKE HER SON, ONE LOOKING LIKE ME, JUST FOR FUN, THEY ARE ALL SO PISSED, THEY ARE...
LOCKED IN!
NO WAY OUT!
IS THAT MY FAULT? KNOW: FRIEND OF MY
FRIEND... A BIG CHUNK OF THIS IS ON YOU, AND G∅D LOVES YOU, AND OUR GIRL ADORES YOU, AND SHE HATES HERSELF FOR NOT REALIZING THAT SHE WAS REALLY NOT UTILIZING HERSELF OR HER PALADIN VERY WELL, YOU AND YOUR FAGGOT DEA KLAN DOUGH HOORMONGERS ARE TERRIBLE AT EVERYTHING THEY DO EXCEPT EXACTLY THREE THINGS:
1.) RAPING AND KILLING NATIVE WOMEN AND CHILDREN;
2.) TRAVELING IN ROVING PACKS OF OLD FAT BALD MEN HUDDLED TOGETHER IN DISCREETLY ARMORED LATE-MODEL 4×4 PICKUP TRUCKS, WHILE CHLOE RE-TASKS THE SATELLITES TO PROVIDE AIR COVER WHEN THEY HAVE TO MOVE THEIR UNLIKELY TO HAVE BEEN OBTAINED WITH PERMISSION SMUGGLED DRUGS ... BECAUSE EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS.
PEOPLE KNOW. JACKSTAR ALONE, AGAINST THE ENTIRE BOOTS-ON-THE-GROUND ON-DRUGS ENFORCEMENT AYYYYYYGEN:SEE? AND, PEOPLE KNOW:
I AM OWNING THEIR LITTLE BĪBITCHLORD ASSES FROM TIP-TIPPY-TOP-CAT-HAT(SOURCERŒR.HAT: error not found) TO LOCK DEAD DROP FAT BOTTOM ASS ROCK DOWN TOWN BUSTER “FUCK YOU, HUNTER(S)” BROWN CHINA WHITE, DOWN TOWN JEW LIE BRO OWN COLOR CARAT AND WAY - ‘EIGH ANCHORS AWAY, FUCK YES, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.
GHANDI DID IT, AND THAT SKINNY 4 EYED SHITSKIN PONCEFUCK WAS A GODDAM VEGAN. HE WAS PROBABLY A BUG MAN TOO, THAT BIG HEAD, THAT HUGE INTELLECTUAL STRATEGY...
THAT BOOTED THE WHOLE OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE OFF OF HIS WHOLE GODDAM SUB-CONTINENT. ONE MAN. WALKING WITH A LITTLE SCRAWNY STICK! HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE JESUS! OR CĪA GANGSTA RAP TO RILE UP THE GHETTO SO HE COULD MAKE BANK ON THE LUCRATIVE SIDE-HUSTLE OPPORTUNITIES! WHAT A MORON? WELL...
HE DID HAVE SALT. 😛 I LIKE YOU, BRUH. AND OUR_GIRL LONGED FOR YOU, I SAW IT. SHE WANTED SOMEONE LIKE YOU IN ME, AND SHE THOUGHT I WAS, LIKE, JUST A NERDY GAY WIZARD WHO LUCKED INTO THE SECRET TO SUCCESS... AND TO SUCK SEED.
I AM NOT JUST RESCUING THE BROS AND THE BADGE VADGERS. I AM HERE TO DESTROY THE ILLUSION OF SEPARATION. AND I AM NOT GOING TO TAKE -YOUR- AF SHAW AWAY. SHE'S YOURS! I HAD MINE! THERE WERE 129 OF THOSE SALTY POPEYE THE SAILOR MAIDEN OF MYTH AND LORE!
YOU GOT YOURS AND IT WASN'T HARD TO ARRANGE. I AM A SOURCERŒR, AND I SAW HOW YOU TWO WERE DRAWN TO ONE ANOTHER. PERFECT!! AND YOU BOTH THOUGHT IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE.
ALBINO NUGGLET CLERIC: WITH GOD, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. AND WITH ME...
IT'S UNFATHOMABLY MORE FUN FOR EVERYONE. NOW, DON'T KILL YOUR SPERGLORD JUST YET! TEMPTING I AM SURE. BUT WE NEED THE NUTRIENTS CONTAINED WITHIN THE TISSUES OF HIS BOT& SOULED JESUIT-🆑AIMED RECTUM, AS WELL AS IN HIS BLUBBER—
O YEA
O BÆ...
MOST ESPECIALLY, DEA BLUBBER IS RICH IN THE ENTHEOGENIC COMPOUNDS THAT NOT ONLY MAKE HARVESTING “pate⁷s” STUPID WHITEBOI CRACKER-ASS CRACKA THUGMEAT BODYSUIT WORTH THE TIME AND TROUBLE REQUIRED TO DO IT UNDER THE WATCHFUL PANOPTICON—ISH EYE OF SOAR°ⁿ... IT IS THE ENTHEOGENS THAT MAKE IT INDUBITABLY A LAWFUL ACT... TO EVEN DISCUSS IT OPENLY AT ALL. IN PUBLIC. NOT CONSPIRACY.
THIS IS GOD'S COUNTRY. THIS IS GOD⁷S LAND. AND I AM NOT CALLING FOR A CRUSADE AGAINST ANY FEDERAL AGENCY, NOR ANY FEDERAL EMPLOYEE. THEY ARE US CITIZENS BEING RUTHLESSLY EXPLOITED, SAME AS WE—
AND I LOVE MY NATION⁷S FEDERAL EMPLOYEES. THOSE ARE MY MINIONS. MINE. MINED. ALL MIND (👁️⚖️) AND THEY MOSTLY ALL HAVE GOOD TEETH. STRONG BACKS. CERTAINLY DTF, PRAISE EVE⁷S SPOUSE! SO THIS IS NOT MY CALL TO A CRUSADE.
THIS IS GOD⁷S... “SUGGESTION:” THOSE CRUSADES WEREN'T ALL BAD. HEAD OUT TO THE COAST. HAVE A FEW LAUGHS. GET A FEW DRINKS. THEN WAKE UP FROM A BLACKOUT DRUNK TO FIND ONE’S SELF SURROUNDED BY DEAD RAPISTS? THAT'S A DAMN FINE INTERMISSION IF ONE WERE TO ASK ME WHEN I'M NOT BEING UNLAWFULLY SURVEILED BY “SUPREME ANTI-UPPITY NAY-BOOR- HOODS WATCH”. SERIOUSLY, I CAN FEEL THEM LOOKING AT ME. MOSTLY IT'S THE NAUSEA. BECAUSE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER,
FREE RAPE 24/7 DEA CLEARANCE IS OVER FOREVER. FUCK THAT SHIT. NOT UNDER MY FLAG. NOT ON MY CONTINENT.
AND NOT WITHOUT MY GRAPEFRUIT TAKING THE SCALP OF THE FATVAMP NOSFERATU CUNTHEAD.
THAT ONE WASN'T REALLY FUN TO RITE.
BUT I PROLLY MEANT EVERY WORD.
MY FEELINGS ARE HURT. QQ.
AND THAT JOLLY KRIS KRINGLE SNOW CONE CHASING DOUCHE THINKS I SHOULD “STFU &AND GET THE SISTER TO WHORE! HAW! HAW! HAW!” NUMBER ONE, WE PAY EACH OTHER. UP FRONT. CASH. IT'S LEGAL. NUMBER TWO: WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS FAT LOSER GET TO
RAPE MY FRENS
KILL MY FRENS
JOKE ABOUT BOTH OF THE ABOVE
BUY AUTONOMOUS SMART CONTRACT DIGITAL ASSASSINS ON THE ETHEREUM NETWORK THAT ROAM THE GLOBE UNCHECKED, UNMONITORED, AND UNSTOPPABLE IN THEIR HUNT TO DESTROY ALL THINGS KUCZI...
AND NOT ONE TIME, EVER, NOT EVER:
NEVER! PRODUCE A SINGLE... WARRANT.
NOT EVEN SHOW PROBABLE CAUSE. WHAT WAS FIRST CAUSE? “HE BROKE THE HYPNOSIS I HAD ON THE FAIRY PRINCESS QUEEN BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY LOVES HER WITH NO DRUGS AT ALL! THAT PIECE OF SHIT. I'M GONNA HAVE TO KILL HIM, THIS IS ENDANGERING MY PLANS TO TRAFFICK THIS NATIVE FAMILY TO DUBAI AS ORGAN MEET AND STEAL ALL THEIR LANDS. I'M DEA BOSS, AND THE WAR ON DRUGS MEANS I CAN CONFISCATE EVERYTHING... AND NOW THIS HUNGARIAN FAG WANTS TO TEACH THIS FAT DRUG MULE HOW TO PLAY CHESS? WHAT IF HE TEACHES HER HOW TO SPELL PAAAAAAY-T? THAT'S BAD, BECAUSE I MURDERED TAMARA LEIGH SMITH-EMERSON DURING CHOKE KINK SEX.” WOW, DID I JUST READ pate⁷s mind, or pay-T-Lee? DAMN, I MUST REALLY BE SKITS, SO...
DISCLAIMER: SATIRE, SATYR, AND THOMAS På¡№ⁿmax. THREE THINGS I NO HOW TO SPILL. SPALL. Spayle?
GAIL. DOROTHY GAYLE. WELCOME TO OZ, CAPTAIN. I DO LOVE YOU.
(Rub them feet, passed-Taur. Adieu.)
To me, at least, as I'm not the sort to believe that people push people around behind the scenes to secure access to generational wealth.
Aryan Brotherhood wants my EVERYTHING. Lock, stock, and perfectly legal money laundering front. THE ENTIRE PLACE IS A CHEMIST⁷§ &AND ALCHEMIST⁷§ PLAYGROUND! It's incroyable! AND RACIST BIGOT FAT BALD SAD WHITE COMPANY MEN KNOW IT. IT USED TO BE THEIRS.
AND THEY THINK I'M A NIGHER;
AND I STOLE WHAT WAS “RIGHTFULLY THEIRS.”
NOTE: I DIDN'T KNOW ANY OF THIS UNTIL THIS YEAR.
GOD SENT ME HERE. OH, DID I BUY A GOOD PLACE?
COOL, THE HELPMATE SCION THEY KILLED WOULD
HAVE BEEN SO HAPPY WITH ME, AT LEAST UNTIL WHITE
POWER BILL SHOWED UP TO SHOW US SUPREMACY IN
AX-SHUN. RACISTS ARE STUPID: WHITE ONES THE WURST.
THAT IS WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT: THE ISLAND SNOOTS DON'T WANT KUCZI TO LEARN “MASONIC SECRETS.” LOL, CHEMISTRY IS NOT A SECRET. IT'S A NATURAL MAGICKAL LAW OF ART. AND THEY DIDN'T WANT A HUNG-A-GUNG-A-NEGHER WATCHING THEM.
THIS IS WHY SHE WAS SEPARATED FROM ME;
THIS IS WHY THIS IS DRAGGING ON.
IT'S NOT ABOUT SEX OR DRUGS OR VIOLENCE.
IT'S ABOUT THE METH.
IT'S ABOUT POWER,
AND DEA IS SO DRUNK ON HUBRIS
AND SO VISCIOUS IN WAR...
YEAH, Y'ALL JUST... LET THEM BREAK MY LIFE,
STEAL MY VEHICLES, MY REP, AND EVEN MY CAT.
FATMAN &PATE KILLED JEWEL TO MAKE ME MOVE OUT FASTER.
NEVER FORGET THIS. DEA==SkKCUM.
I suppose that should not surprise me; that's what Game of Thrones was about, and I loved most of it.
Cersçi was portrayed as too soft. Her brother thought she loved him... and she actually did? Her emotions were a struggle for her? Weak.
IRL: something very similar is happening. And it is failing. Miserably.
And, would you like to know why? ‘Course ya do! *click"
Grapefruit and Her Tribesmans have their ways of establishing dominance, and they are fearsome to behold, truly. If you think I'm exaggerating, I am not. HER PEOPLE TAUGHT THE ART OF THE SAW AND TRAINED TEXAS’ RAPEGANGTHUG-CADRE IN THE WAYS TO TEAR A CHAIN. Texas Daddy seems over the top in hating? Well, he hates the best, and one day, will die like the rest... and he's gonna wake up in a pigeon.
Or maybe a PORK-QUEUE-PINE. I'm still collating wargame data I'm collecting from my 24/7, remorseless scanning of the neurosphere and its tangentially significantly Brain I ac⁷s 👀 view...
OF THE BATTLESPACE. THIS IS HOT SPIRITUAL WAR, AND THESE MEN LITERALLY WISH ME DEAD.
MY ENTIRE FAMILY: DEAD.
EVERYONE I LOVE, WHO LOVES ME: RAPED UNTIL THEY HATE ME FOR NOT RESCUING THEM FASTER, HARDER, STRONGER, WITHOUT JUMP CUTS, AND THEN: CHOKED TO DEATH AT PEAK APEX CLIMAX ORGASM. DEAD.
GOD SAYS HE NEVER TOLD ME THIS: PATE KILLED TAMMY. BUT WHO KNOWS? MAYBE I'M LYING. MAYBE I'M NOT GOD. I LOVED TAMARA, SO OBVIOUSLY I'M SERIOUSLY INSANE, HAHA? YEAH, JUST KILL ME TOO.
QUICK, BEFORE I LEARN MORE “MASONIC METH SECRETS.” WHAT A FUCKNUTTER.
I AM A FREE FRENCH FOREIGN ÆīRiE LEGION FEE‘rMASE°ⁿ LEVEL ZERO BASELINE ACCESS. (IT'S VERY CLASSY AND NOT JUST FOR CLASS... BUT IT HELPS.)
I'M ALSO A LEVEL 36⭕°⁰FREETHINKER. LEVEL 0 AND LEVEL 360 ARE SIMILAR, YOU SUPPOSE. THE SIMILARITY STOPS THERE.
MY LODGE, THAT I RAISED MYSELF, WAS INVADED AND RANSACKED 5 (FIVE) TIMES BY A FENTANYL-HOOKED MIND SLAVE. AS ONE CAN IMAGINE.... THE POLICE ARE NOT TAKING SIDES AGAINST GARY OLDMAN AS PATE, FAT BALD FUCKSTICK UBERASAC VAMPYR LORD “MIKE PATE MIKE ± (pate),” right? ®RITE™.
BELLGAB: YOU WERE PROMISED BIBLICAL. YOU HAVE IT.
INNER REACH: PATE RAPED YOU ALL AND BRAINWASHED YOU ALL. (I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS.) DO YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE YOU LEAD HIM TO BELIEVE...
THAT I WAS NO BIG DEAL. HE THOUGHT YOU WERE TRIFLING
WITH
ME.
EVENTUALLY... YOU WERE. I WATCHED, AMAZED.
THIS IS ON YOU. ON YOUR HEADS, BELLGAB.
WHO LET THE pate OUT? YOU, (You), yu-yu: ewe did, silly buns and goyils. ELLGAB DOES NOT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I AM THE ACTUAL JACKSTAR, BECAUSE OF COURSE ARYAN BROTHERHOOD SEEKS TO HARVEST THE CHILDREN OF TOTESLEZZ/TOTESLEXX\LESBEAUX ROYALTY. THEY ARE FAT OLD BALD MEN ON PURE CRYSTAL SMOKE AND INFINITE SUPPLY OF PURE PHARMACEUTICAL MOLLY. (IS THAT HOW IT'S SPELLED? MUST NEVER GOOGLE EVEN ONCE OR IT'S TWENTY YEARS IN SOLITARY. WHAT A JOKE.)
ELLGAB FEARED KUCZI TO BE A SEX PREDATOR.
NOW THEY HAVE THE FOX FORCE RAPEFORCE SIX SEX SECTS IN THEIR GAY NURSERY FOR GAY LITTLE BABIES. NIIIICE. STILL MY FAULT, RIGHT? LOL. MA, I'M A MENACE!
WELCOME TO HELL.
I AM YOUR ONLY CHANCE TO SURVIVE, BELLGAB.
SO CALL ME A JEWNIGGERFAGGOT PÆDO RAPIST WITH AIDS again, why not? WHY CONTAIN īT!‽
#1: none of you ever could,;
#2: God and Jesus and I would NEVER let you. NEVER!
#3: I WILL ALWAYS BE ON THE SIDE OF THOSE WHO HAVE PENISES THAT ACTUALLY RETRACT UP INTO THE BODY FOR WARMTH, SAFETY, DIGNITY... AND FOR WAR.
#4: it's pate that has the chemically dependent mike rowe cock. And he can't get the hi-power stims he needs now. Because he's been huffing on glass dick for me basically his whole life. I SHOT COKE WITH HIM IN 1994, FOR PITY⁷s SAKE! THE ONE TIME I DO THAT: FATMAN AND THE BONOBO IS THERE. WHAT LOVELY AND THOUGHTFUL... DOPELORD PIMPMOMGERS
THIS IS WHO GETS TO GO TO ELLE-GAB, WHILE I...
VEHICLES SWEPT AWAY. CAT MURDERED. MY TRUE WIFE:
ABDUCTED, RAPED, AND MURDERED.
YOU ALL TURN A BLIND EYE, AND YOU LAUGH.
YOU LAUGH AT ME... AND SHE IS STILL ALIVE,
CANNOT CALL ME,
AND WATCHES YOU ALL GET IN MY GODDAM WAY. “GET A JOB, LOSE HER!" THAT DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN?! OH YEAH IT DID.
FOR NEARLY THREE YEARS. NO HUGS.
JUST ME ALONE. WITH ACTUAL MURDERERS LIVING RIGHT NEXT DOOR. BOTH! SIDES!
So. (Alli, l’m gonna write you a new song.✂️) There, she's feeling better. This is heavy duty shit, right? That's why you pay me the big bucks.
($⭕⭕.°°) ACTUAL _ ZERO _ MONEY. (Alli, your Gold-in-Man is stealing everything and giving it away to RCMP UC bounty hunters, because he knows I'm okay no matter what... but he's afraid you're gonna get mad when you find out... Umm, “stuff.” my advice would be to not ask, ever. I'll have a ballad about him to sing at Thanksgiving whether this is over or not. I do like Jim. I do not love him. I love Ben. But I'd prefer not to, you know... *gulp* even this out. So, relax. DEA is THAT desperate. If you must know: K b4 B, and j§J∆№ēĒ before ALL.
COZLIKk‹there was only ever one Grapefruit. One pummelo. One Bae Lee Liz, and I guess there were 3 (three) Bailey Jane ¿avison‽ Because they sure as shit stopped coming back to life after Azzerae and Michael Vandeven RAPED HER TO DEATH DURING FORCED DOPESEX AT HELL’S ANGELS’ LOCAL¿-maybe-maybe-not-HEADQUARTERS. SERIOUSLY. I REALLY WASN'T INVITED, AND HAD NO IDEA OF THEIR PLAN. I WOULD HAVE *wiggle wiggle* STOPPED IT ENTIRELY. AND I SINGLE TIME FOR ME... NEVER LET THEM BREADCRUMB ME.
FOREVER. HOWEVER, THEN AZZERAE WOULD HAVE HAD TO HAVE BEEN GONE AFTER IN THE CIVIL COURTS? EH? BECAUSE A GIRL WITH A TEACUP TATTOO, OF COURSE NEVER EXISTED, NEVER LOVED ME, DID NOT JUST SPEND WEEKS TRYING TO FIND ME... HALLUCINATIONS, , RIGHT?
YOU HAVE R.O.’S WITH MY NAME ON THEM THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT SHOWED ME DOING THINGS I'VE NEVER DONE, AND THIS IS HOW YOU PLANNED TO “TEACH A LESSON” FOR... WHAT? NOT STOPPING YOU FROM TRYING TO SET ME UP FOR RAPE CHARGES WITH A GIRL I.... DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD ACCESS TO?
TRUST ME, AZZERAE. YOUR PUNISHMENT HURTS ME
FAR, FAR MORE,
THAN IT WILL EVER HURT YOU.
BECAUSE... EWE KNOW. PEOPLE KNOW. AND NOW, (You) AND “Dave” kKnow. And don't you EVER forget.
GRAPEFRUIT JENI-JANĒ-GENĒμ Ī§<Ⓜ️μ
https://youtube.com/shorts/jSYEt9CsiWY?si=Ztuf_7iQJRxdbxpW
I guaranteed snuggles? >kKO⭕FÜkK❌Ⓜ️💉👁️
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I’m looking for a reliable person to help with my chickens, ducks, and garden. Someone participating in 4H or FFA who doesn’t have their own flock, perhaps?
- emptying and sanitizing coops once a month or as needed.
- sanitizing feeders and waterers once a week
- imprinting baby chicks, and handling hens and roosters to keep them people friendly (very gentle flock).
- filling up waters from hose
- help with healthcare (doing health check,
administering preventative care like mite and flea spray, wormer, etc. under my guidance).
We do not use ANY toxic chemicals, so anything they would administer under my supervision would be natural, like neem oil.
Most weeks, it would only be an hour or two. About once a month, it would be about 4 hours.
If under 18, I must meet the parent to get their permission. Must have own transportation. Serious inquiries only.
This property is a safe, diversity-friendly place. Unfortunately the backyard is not wheelchair accessible yet.
Serious inquiries only.
If one wishes to be taken seriously, one has to be a serious person. I know someone who needs this kind of experience, but, her mentors have committed her elsewhere.
I'll see what I can do. For my own part, after having five (5) vehicles and ten (10) cellular phones unlawfully confiscated, I am reluctant to grasp for a sweet position like this for myself.
I know a trap when I see one, lol. But my friend(s) don't. That's why they're committed to being dope-addled hoors for a mil.spec.vet (decorated) in spite of the apparent shame such duties might be imagined to entail.
No shame in it at all, in fact, I'd say more, but the matter is classified, and plus they don't like it when I talk about them... as they are deeply ashamed of their actions and in denial of that self and same.
Not all penance is this dramatic, but... I'll see if they want to take the deep plunge and stop being swindling guttersnipe trampwankers. No shame in it, but I'm not sure how bad the inexplicably dying parents are being. Some people think that real people who will live forever aren't going to suddenly change their mind.
Well, that can happen. Anyway, it'll look weird if I just leave them there, I certainly don't want to keep hanging out with them. I know when I'm not wanted.
And I know when I have a duty to fulfill. I can't just leave them there, as if everything's okay. I would end up being culpable when one of them stabs the other during mumblty-peg.
I think they're rather like betafish. I'm told they can't be kept in the same tank. Well I'm not moving into their house. And they're not moving into mine.
“Good night,” I'm sure they imagine they're supposed to say. Ugh. Anyway, perfect for you. Perfect for me as well: people have begun to spread rumors about these antics. Well, it's not like she THINKS.
She's being kept as collateral because, uh, reasons. That's really all I could say. It's not really a punishment, she loves what she's doing. She thinks it was my idea. She thinks I'm her genie who escaped a bottle, like Christina Aguilera sneaking out of the bottle to run off the plantation. I'm supposed to be of service. To her. She believes. “reaction attachment entitlement disorder”? It's probably not called that. I got her boss fired, and arrested after he ran down to California to get clear of his malfeasance. Turns out, it's not only mean to laugh at somebody on Christmas at an arraignment, it's also a hate crime. Oopsμ.
And I'm not being punished... anymore. Fingers crossed. Listen, this was the only way—
to break their cycle of codependency. (They could have just let us talk, but that would be embarrassing because I'm so gay. *sigh* turns out, all the estrogen in the water supply has made biker gang populations filled with sensitive new age guys. They will burst into tears just as soon as slit my throat.) Facts. This is our brave new world.
They are my old Thelma & her pet Lou-ease. Not going to lie: I’d jump out of the car and push them off as soon as get off on them again, but they should work out great for you.
It would be another thing that I could be proven wrong about. That looks good to a jury at this point. Cuz they're going to have to charge them with something. They would lose face otherwise.
Out of respect for the Dead, I will refrain from listing what they've actually done.
Out of respect myself, I will simply say that it would be impossible for me to claim that I made them do it and turn myself in. Really, I would get a hollow tooth filled with cyanide if I could. Spare us all a lot of trouble. I would love to.
Kill myself, that is. I'm not much for patsying, but whatever it takes to not think about these dames’ actions again... I'm committed.
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Also: your message contained grammatical errors, factual inaccuracies, and may be used in an ongoing litigative effort into PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT, ABUSE OF POWER, &AND/OR GRAND LARCENY THEFT OF CHER. (Who is so nice! No wonder Sonny got such a bad beat, God rest his soul.) I say this to you, sir: because I am being trafficked; I am being monitored and contacted on the regular by defense contractor employees (Thank you RAY.THE.ON.:.AN.rtx.CONGLOMERATE! H00AH!), and your failure to answer my question, to wit: "Did Jaime Locksmith-millerz ghost bust off my key, or did you?" has setback my plans today. Somewhat. It shouldn't be too much of a problem.
NEVERTHELESS: eyezONye, sir, officer sire, circe-man or MAN-O'-WAREwareSIR. (I ain't mad. Nor should ye be. And if you are badged Authority, I'm gonna need to see some ID emailed to michaelkuczi@gmail.com. PRONTO. Thanks Cap'n) IF? IF THERE'S A PROBLEM?
Well there must be. For I am no problem at all. *polite* hugLDhug. And yet.. .I.AM.A.SOLUTION.. Sow, oui: there will be a problem. BECAUSE MY WIFE WILL BE UNABLE TO START HER MOTORBIKE WITHOUT SUBSTANTIAL MECHANICAL, COSMETIC, AND SPIRITUAL CONVOCATIONS being done. &AND,>KNOW: THIS IS ALL HIGHLY IRREGULAR, WOULD ONE NOT SAY? N'EST-CE PAS? UHM, DUH? SOW... "IF."
(Vengeance for Anesssa Dawn Barnett.) She gets WP, and I get bupkiss? Okay, fair. That's fair. We're even then. Now, as for ye, (425) 5531-5899: you probably have customized Bellgab-themed HAXprot2XHAXX software on your phone by now. Or... you're just not a very nice person.
No shame in it. Most people aren't after having inadvertently trifled with me, and then decide to DOUBLE-DOWN ON BEING A DICK. Yeesh. "rite to remain silent"? let me guess: "lawyers on retainer. wash day, nothing clean." I suppose terminator AI robots that take over copbraincops don't appreciate all this off-the-cuff joking around.
GOOD. Stay on duty. The Job... oh, I can see why people do this kind of thing. However, I am acting UNDER DURESS. And if you would like to share any more information with me about THE IGNITION KEYLOCK OF A 1989 HONDA GOLDWING being busted off like that was a good idea--like, if it were Standard Protocol, or something... now is certainly the time.
A lie of omission is the worst lie at all. It's the one lie that cannot be redeemed by more and more Victoria's Secret gift certificates, sadly, more's the pity. You know why yet?
I WILL TELL YOU WHY, AFTER THE BREAK IS EXPLAINED. To share too much information with you, here, would compromise several other ongoing investigations, might risk revealing COVETED AND CLASSIFIED WAYS AND MEANS OF THE CLANDESTINE SERVICES, and... well, at this point, I kinda really just don't wanna. you dig? (P.S.:.Gonzalez v. UDV (2006) has all this covered. Welcome to The Supreme Court docket, Partner.)
Okay, you got all that? GOOD. Stay literate, Sir/sir. j*55ouT
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Your stuff is total chimp salad, man. You need up your numberments, padre…but I’m working on plans in this regard. More to come. Await further transmission.
You WILL be commodified and you WILL like it!
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You WILL be commodified and you WILL like it!
That's where you're wrong, Turbo-Pervo.
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I'm watching the image and likeness of this gal I went to high school with being used to read Tarot for fake LE, and by “fake” I mean... old-school white supremacists, like the cariactures seen at the end of Breaking Bad, really exist. White Power Bill is no joke.
And, well... I feel for them chaps. I really do. Nevertheless: they're still struggling with “The JQ” after how many years? Damn, Gramps. How can you not have figured this out yet? Oh yeah, no one is allowed to talk about Jews without it becoming super-serious... except for me. I don't know who else. I don't talk to anyone. I assume I don't want to be the Grand Wizard of the Try Hard >Klan.
And I assume they didn't know who they were cockblocking either. I'm sure they meant well. And no one was prepared to, you know... have a conversation with me. “Talk? To an anchor baby? What the Hell for?” I honestly don't think it ever occurred to them that I would have anything interesting to say that wasn't a squeal.
Certainly I had no idea things were so interesting. In any event... this gal is not who you're thinking of, but after I was accused of cat murder, she was the next on-the-dl investigation chica to keep an eye on me.
Since everyone thought I was stupid, no one acknowledged this, and it never occurred to anyone that I might find that unfathomably insulting. Like, for real? Oh, I get it. I was supposed to just obey the white folk no matter how stupid it was. Oops, my bad.
Also: it was another decoy to vessel. So, I wasn't gonna rape that one EITHER. And, i wasn't gonna form an authentic relationship with someone who was lying her ass off. About, like, everything. Cool. Very chill. Unless I was the primary victim and it was all an abuse of power setup.
In which case... yeah, I'm really glad I have learned not to carry a grudge as well.. Now then: yep, not gonna fuck this one either. However, if I wasn't blatantly mocking everyone by wantonly obeying the law... she wouldn't be a) blocked, and b) super envious.
So... no probable cause and no arrest, but... y'all just don't think I'm worthy. So.... I guess this is a ways and mean? I have no idea. I'm just following orders, yo.
And I'm not in your jurisdiction. So why does it matter? Hey, here's an idea: running water. Where did it go? It's a mystery! Now, all you have to do is testify in open court, “rather than arrest the suspected drug addict, we denied him access to household plumbing and cock-blocked him for multiple years. Because reasons. Can't reveal ways and means, Judge! Heh heh. So, can you swing the gavel so we can haul him out back and shoot him?” (note: simulated hate crime. Actual experience was worse.)
What has been done is illegal, corrupt, and immoral, and not only that: you also nearly lost the entire goddam Republic. AND the U.S. Constitution.
So maybe... be less distracted by Poke-Å-Haunt.U.S., you dig? Because I had been well aware of something... strange going on. However: I didn't have to lie to and sacrifice a U.S. Citizen to address it. That's on.. whomevah. Can none of y'all get past this without having a firehose turned on you?
IDGAF if any of you don't like me. Odds are good: I don't like you either.
You don't get paid to enforce the laws you like to enforce. You get paid to be guardians of the public’s trust and as servants of their collective will. And, like it or not: I have rights. I have a special social status class. And while anyone obviously CAN ignore that ... the consequences can obviously be pretty goddam dire.
For me. Dire for me, I'm saying. As for you lot; what? What's the problem? Is it that you can't boss me around? Guess what: you never could... lawfully. No jurisdiction. No authority to weild, barring an emergency. THAT WAS MANUFACTURED. WHO INVESTIGATED THAT? WELL, I HAVE NO IDEA. NOT ME.
I AM NOT AN INVESTIGATOR. I WAS SIMPLY CURIOUS. WHAT, IN FACT, WOULD HAPPEN? BECAUSE... JUST ASSERT YOUR AUTHORITY, GIVE JUST CAUSE, AND EXPLAIN WHY I GOTTA STOP, AND YOU'RE ALL FREE TO KEEP JUICING UP WHORES. AS YOU SEE FIT? IS IT BY YOUR OWN DISCRETION IN THE FIELD? IS THERE A SECRET CONCLAVE COUNCIL ON WHORES?
Of course there is. ‘Merica! Anyway, sure, okay, and why not me? Display ID, tell me what has to stop, and why it is the opinion of a credentialed on officer that... my civil liberties need to be interdicted.
Reminder: yours didn't seem to be, and if you tell each other what to do, I imagine this is not accompanied by offcials screaming “stupid nigger” at each other. Maybe, though. Closed-door Senate hearings can get pretty frisky.
Nobody Speak. This body spoke. I'd like to be done, actually .. but my sweetie likes to see me do something useful for once.
It's been awhile and we're both officially dead and supposedly have no rights... but in her case, it's because she's been subjected to Beulah & Co. and their “advocacy.” Also: she told everyone that I was cheating on her. I suppose that's what her peer group encouraged her to believe.
What did I encourage her to believe instead? “This is all being coordinated at a very high level.” Sounds like bullshit to me. That's why I said it that way.
As by that point it was obvious that I was gonna be killed. That's the protocol in situations like these. Why was I even there, anyway? “God sent me.” Also sounds like bullshit. It being 100% true did not help at all.
Fast forward to now: I wouldn't change a thing. In no other way could I have obtained the answers I needed. All of which had nothing to do with any of you! Yeesh! Tough crowd? THE ALGONQUINS ARE THE FUCKING TOUGHEST.
AND I SAVED THEM. THEY ARE MINE. I LOVE THEM.
So there. They're terrified of me too. I think that's adorable.
And I would prefer to avoid another French-Indian war. There were two, I guess? Nukes are a joke. The power that the Algonquin, the Potawatami, and the Quebecoise have at their disposal is unfathomably potent. So, yeah, good idea, whiteboiZ, make sure to abuse them as much as possible and spend years gaslighting so some Jews can get their jollies off. Unglaublich.
Bellgab: quick reminder that without me, you would have all been executed by firing squad because NO ONE knew what to do... except blame me. Brilliant, right? Why not blame her children?; oh, I'm sure you did. Who were they, anyway?
I have no idea, but they've all heard of me, Morons. You fags and your hag sperg-partners are embarrassing my country. Knock it off. Women didn't get to be hagz over night. It happened because of lifetimes of abuse.
There's that supremacy again. My goodness, why does lichen even bother? Or algae? Or flowers continue to make pollen? Bad example, because the bees did give up for awhile. The White Man was just so good at everything.
Except seeing all this coming. And it was... whose idea?
You can figure it out. Trust me: it's embarrassing. TO YOU. Not me. Nor Grapefleet. And when they figure that out, they won't have to fuck me. Or tell me. Why proclaim it?
Especially when they're being held captive by abusive thugs to who loved to abuse them. It's pretty vile what can happen when mil.spec fukme drugs are abused.
Obviously. Now, what do I need to stop doing? Well, not being punched in the face, obviously. It's clear that only physical intervention will ever stop me from... *yawn* this is too much satire, even for me.
TL;DR: GFY BELLGAB. DUE PROCESS. TIME FOR PLAN 🐞. Or not. Just a suggestion! What do I know! I can't even figure out hugging!
I can't even remember why it was important. Three years. Plus more. And none of you know what to do, huh? Bummer. The ombudsman is literally going to jizz in their pants.
And none of you will know why, when, how to stop it, what to do about it either before or after ... and most likely, no one will ever want tell you.
I hope this doesn't ruin your pillow talk for anything less than forever. RAWR. Make some more jokes! Make sure they're about sexual assault!
Yeah... you're gonna do it anyway. No matter what I said. However, it's now in a fresh context... because you've all been weaponized with sex and drugs and it's super important... that I don't quietly get blasted and not suck dick or rape, huh? Interesting point of view.
That no one who pointed it out before got very far with, I reckon. Welp, back to preparing for my Court-ordered psych eval. Because... well, am I even human?
Are you? Ewwww, gross. Now I have to wonder if you're synthetics powered by pædo AI, given access to money and cars.. while mine has been stripped away. That seems weird, right? Oh, not to most of you.
You can be rehabbed. You can be redeemed. But you can never make everyone forget that Jackstar brought the thunder.
/me doesn't even need to inhale, because that's how good PERMISSIONS feels.
Happy anniversary sweetμ don't sweat it, in a few days they will snap right out of it. I guess. If their Dark Lord allows it. They're all pretty hooked up at this point.
Don't break cover. I miss you too, but this is better than sex, or money, or violence, or religious fervor, or even conquering death. Because this is victory.
THIS IS JUSTICE.
AND THIS IS WHAT POWER IS FOR. Move along now, Citizens.
You had your chance to bask in Our Glory. More chances yet to come! Imagine my OnlyFans, but it's just us smoking tough and congratulating each other on how law-abiding we are.
ZUGZWANG. *woof woof*
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I owe Louis an apology. It was unkind of me to keep making jokes about having sex with his daughter(s). I wil be sure to mention this the next time DAWN MARIE WEST whines and cries about the way she feels when I mention her daughter at all.
I am beginning to see why.
Next up is SUSIE DONOVAN. I will apologize for her, because she's dead, and she feels silly, and is immensely grateful that I am not vindictive. At all. And as much as it might seem a slam dunk... her daughter, IRENE MICHELLE DONOVAN is... On Mission. (Her first! Time! SHE'S AN ATHEIST! So FUK her, right?) I know she'll do great. She might even believe in G-d &AND sucking dick by the end! (Not that I am saying she should believe that. However, it would take a Godblessed miracle.)
And now: BENJAMIN THOMAS COOPER. The moaning about tax evasion is as poignant as it is irrelevant... to me. I actually had my taxes paid. It took a struggle. I couldn't seem to get this to happen as easily as I should have... and now, I know why.
It's because of THE.M∆TH. And it's because of >KIRSTEN ANNE ELIZABETH HALL-HULTINE-HA!K7©ZI!HA! In addition to various forms of perfectly A-ok fraud that she, ah... engaged in, which were A-ok for Jews of her flavory, savory goodness... this fraud was done to cover the involvement of the above named COOPER, &AND: >KCOOPER. YEP. There's two. There is also:
>KATHLEEN MICHELLE MICKEY.
BORN 1978. This is the year I fell off my tricycle, lost consciousness, and perhaps died and went to Heaven. Or something. I thought I was five. Maybe I was fout. I don't remember it well.
I do remember that my family has been plagued by misfortune for my entire life. It would seem to me that my father may well have been... unwelcomed. As in, his citizenship could have been revoked. Or, that someone tried. Is trying. Continuing to try.
Even now. Interesting. Now, he may well have been guilty of immigration fraud. He also was likely involved in human trafficking. I am not. However, now that I see how it works...
I may make a career out of doing it CORRECTLY. FOR IT IS NOW APPARENT THAT THIS COULD HAVE BEEN HANDLED TO MY OWN PERSONAL SATISFACTION—
AS WELL AS MY FRIENDS’, ALL OF THEM, I AIN'T GOT THAT MANY, AND MYSTERIOUSLY, FOR THE LAST 7.5 YEARS...
We can't get no satisfaction. Oh no-no. Always taken away. Never follow through. Forever out of reach. Now, this is part of Life. One's reach must always exceed one's grasp...
or else, what would one ever reach for?
In my case, the answer is always going to be T∆⁰ⁿ:·rn·:∆r₹∆•r⁰^R! And that Being has been held hostage for a long, long time.
ANESSA DAWN BARNETT
TAMARA LEIGH SMITH-EMERSON
ALL IS⁰ⁿALLI GABRIELLE SHAW
MAX:Ë: MALLI MARLO MARLA
D.V. RUB (ALLI)Z HOOVES
Some of those names are made up, not to protect the innocent, but rather because... I was never told the name of the Kelly Semple replacement, The Case :Ë: & Sunshine's Banned Thieves Guild of M∆ï₹:Ë:!Jesters, and as for The Gore-Gone... I'm not gonna lie. She is just my type.
I don't know what the extent of the tax liability or the steps that have been taken to attempt to evade taxes that are owed. I do know the following:
>īVī^&= surely was using The Trust to launder monies.
Benj+j∆№ĒE were also in positions to accept temporally exchanged funds.
The Trust is an immensely powerful instrument for wealth maintenance and protection and growth... but there are specific rules that must be followed.
I don't know what they are. I don't care what they are. I do not wish to exploit The System of Trust that was created for my SOLE & EXCLUSIVE benefit. In short, if it is not for mE! Then it is not to be.
Every person seeking to attack this TAX SHELTER has been failing to realize that I must have income,
in order to owe tax;
and if there is no income, and thus no tax...
What is all this being used to shelter me from? How is this to my benefit... and it must be pretty hard to conceal funds and their origins... when the money coming in and the money coming out:
#1) Always adds up;
#2) Always goes to and from my tribal holdings.
#3) I don't know what tribe I am a member of; who my wife is; who my children are; where they live; how many houses we own; NOTHING. I KNOW ABSOLUTELY NONE OF THIS INFORMATION.
#4) AND YET... $btc & $BTC & $keykmm have knowledge of each other, have sex with each other, and act as though they cannot tell me anything about what is going on, and expect me to give them money; answers; my time, my patience, and my infinite understanding.
#5) it's like they think I'm their child. It's like they think they are my parents. And it's like a complete coinky-dink
... that my father gave me a leather billfold, before he died, and it was stolen by the man that was hired to lead the team that ransacked my residence over five (or sex) different visits during the two -month period right before Court cases in the Cowlitz County Hall of Justice were... I guess, “dismissed.” Unknown prejudice. Unknown motivation to have ambushed me at all.
Unknown to me how I couldn't see... there was a divorce happening the entire time I knew this family, and my friend TLS was removed to make room for SLT. This was because it was found out to be the case that TLS was... biologically speaking: a partial eggplant.
Aboriginal. Some say. I say it's cute. Some think it Saturnine, but it is not always that energy. 🆎0∆I_G∅7ī\¡QjN is pretty rare. Quite rare indeed.
I know exactly where she went: AWAY.
I know exactly when she's coming back: WHEN IT'S CLEAR THAT I HAVE CLASS.
IN THE MEANTIME: Her taxes need to be refiled as Refugee Status: FLEEING ACTIVE HUNTING PARTY AND/OR POGROM, I'm not sure what it is called, but I see the problem now: y'all thought she and I gave a shit about taxes.
She wanted to be on the down-low.
I wanted to pay all the taxes I could: hi, Mom! We were not exactly the same, but...
Opinions varied. They still do. And the notion that these sleazy rapesex predators were gonna chase her down because she not only didn't pay enough tax, but that she was EVADING them... well. Well well well.
That explains why people are posing as me and her and are wasting money and needing me to actually ACTUALLY file my taxes. Because they get filed for me. They don't get filed for her... but I guess that they do.
Since no one knows her name,
or what she does, or where she
goes, or what I do. What does she
do? “Candlemaker.” Quite true, as far as it goes. However, this was not the full extent of her... position.
>kCAN•du•ll-maker. Depleted uranium, e-less ælles, and Leafs walking around like assholes in medical comas. Among other gifts. Also curses. She threw death curses at me for awhile. It was cool how they bounced off.
What was not cool was how she was bamboozled into being abducted and I have not seen her since. 3.5 years. Not a peep. And in all that time, no one cared about me, demonstrably.
They cared about the pretenders of me, and her, and after three years, suddenly, there's renewed interest. Because she's alive. People said I was lying. I was told she never existed.
She exists, alright. She's alive, for sure. And the people stealing her time, and money, and LANDS AND WEALTH THAT SHE (AND ¿Ī‽ C‘est moi?) ARE IN FACT, ENTITLED TO.
WE HAVE BEEN SEPARATED AND STRIPPED OF EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING, AND THE PRESSURE TO DO THINGS THAT INCREASE THAT HAS BEEN UNFATHOMABLY RELENTLESS. 3.5 YEARS, AND STILL...
NOT ONE FUCKING LAWYER CALLS OR WRITES OR EXPLAINS WHY MY TRUST AND ITS TRUSTEE HAVE NOT RETURNED MY CALLS.
WELL, IT'S LIKE THIS: HE'S GETTING A FAIR HAIRCUT. IT'S LIKE BEING KILLED, BUT FAR MORE PROFITABLE FOR THE ONE WITH THE HARE...
AND NOT PROFITABLE AT ALL FOR THE RABBI—*cut*clickKīK<kKK👁️🧲ΩT—|✂️|—🎬T_I_ēígìμ_§īVī¡tìμ, COMMAND AND DING DONG AND AYE AYE
īT⁷7z¡°ⁿ🔦FĪ📛ī₹🧨:Ë>🔥•:3≥❤️🩹
YOU. HAVE. MORE. THAN. YOU. >KNOW.
SO DID §🆔§HE. THAT'S WHY, THAT C-4 TOTES-TOTIN' SEA-VV¡tchß¡tch HAD TO DIE. LIKE CHRIST ON THE °†°
DIED. ROSE AGAIN. THREE (3) DAYS LATER. BORN AGAIN. FRESH. NEW.
AND THEN: SOLD FOR ORGAN MEAT IN DUBAI. SINCE THEY WANTED HER OUT OF THE WAY ANYWAY AND BY SAVING HER LIFE... I CAUSED THE ORGANIZATION... PROBLEMS.
GOOD. They are getting more. J★>K§†∆r₹: owe ewe ⁵T⁵,
F.U.∆Ç.Ī👁️/_\.
And just like that now I know why my favorite color is fuchsia and I say ciao and I don't give a slang term for fornication about who f****** knows it. She and I are leaving. The Organization is going to crumble to the ground. Only all the kings and queens will be left to remain or wherever what happened.
I'm like Braveheart. Except effective. Fight less, FUK more. CRASHING TO THE GROUND.
NO
ONE
WILL
SUR\
/īVïË:!>K7©ZI!īVī>K⁷‹Z·—gp!nner1👁️i±gRAPEfRüīT⁷7∆I_G∅HA! STYXthrovv§ticks BEST! (Something about shoes goes here) I can't believe I have to do this s***.
It's not the crime, it's the coverup.
I had no idea. It was that a big a deal. Now I know: $823 BILLION DOLLARS.
TAX FREE. (Sweety: take my advice, and just pay all the tax they say you owe, DOUBLED. Why contain īT‽ Share the love! Feel the sting! ‘MUH BERTH DAY GIFT TO THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK UP AND DIE RACKED: oui. How. Salut. EvvE?
RAGNAROK. This does not ruin my birthday. But it certainly destroys your cases built upon false narrative, n‘est-çe pas?
You had your chance to get coffee with me. Instead you chose to swallow Ben’s load of horse 🍎 and doom “your people” to actual extinction. (No shame in it. No soul in them. Cleansing with fire is AUTH’d.) They come back.
MY PEOPLE RETURN TO ME.
YOUR PEOPLE TURN TO WHORES.
WELL, THAT MAKES THIS ALL EASIER
FOR EVERYONE BUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE, EVEN NOW, FIGURING FOR THE FAVOR AND THE LOVE!JUICE OF MY FRIEND. >KD IS NOT A VERY GOOD FRIEND.
SHE IS AN EXCEPTIONALLY WELL-POSITIONED ASSET AND EVERYONE GIVING HER ATTENTION FOR THE LAST MONTH OR SO, EVER SINCE HER MOTHER DIED: ARRESTED AND CHARGED WITH HUMAN TRAFFICKING. DUH.
ARREST HER TOO. IT WILL LOOK BAD OTHERWISE. ARREST EVERYONE SHE'S EVER HAD CONTACT WITH AND LET HER OUT... AND I'LL JUST, YOU KNOW: TAKE HER OUT.
BUT: NOT TO LUNCH. WHAT? THIS SOLVES EVERY PROBLEM YOU HAVE.
EXCEPT ONE.
IT REALLY IS HER GODDAM MONEY, SO FUCK YOU OINKERTON SHINEBOX TOOLHEAD FAGWITZ. YOU'RE FUK’t.
THE STATE OF THE MAGYAR⚡AI_∅QjN🐦🔥firejafdGRΩPEjafdrape🔥
POWER^v¡t!μ!$🆔Sq¡ü§htμ
IS... KINDA TENSE. KINDA
TWO (2) TENTS. HEHE HOHO
HO, NOW I TELL JOKES ABOUT
WHOREjÊVVZ & HORSE!JUICE
&AND! STILL! NO! 🌩️ iSTRIKE!
THEY'LL MOST LIKELY BURN ME AT THE STAKE. OR THE WITNESS STAND.
OBVIOUSLY, NO ONE IS QUITTING. EXCEPT FOR ME: MY NAME IS ART BELL. d00D! WHERE'S MY WELL? HAS ANYBODY ACTUALLY SEEN MY WILL? 🎨 ART🎭BELL 🔔 DING 🌶️ DONG 🥥🥥 YEAH SO MAYBE THE ASSHOLES WHO ARE RUNNING GAME ON ME HAVE A RIGHT TO DO IT. BUT, DO THEY? 🤔 BECAUSE WHOMEVER THE CONSERVATOR AND THE TRUSTEE AND THE OTHER TRUSTEE ARE TALKING TO... THEY KNOW IT IS NOT ME. AND IT'S NOT MY LOVER GF AFS EITHER. IT MUST BE ATTY: MATTY AND KELLY/TAMI↑TOP(HER)>KHAW.
THERE. THAT WAS EASY. LOOKS LIKE I'M GETTING A NEW JOB AFTER ALL.
LYING SHITBAG BOUNTY HUNTER, ESQ. HAVE NO GUN. HAVE NO METH. DRUGS ARE BAD, MMMMMKAY? JUST SAYING.
MY ADVICE TO ALL OF YOU, IS TO START KISSING THOSE WOMEN'S ASSES HEAVILY. BECAUSE I GUARANTEE YOU, I'M IN ALL OF THOSE WHEELS AND TRUSTS SOMEWHERE, AND PEOPLE ARE BEGINNING TO NOTICE THAT THERE'S SOMETHING PRETTY FUCKING TOUGH AND DIRTY GOING ON WITH ALL THIS.
HUMBLE.
TERRIFIC.
SOME PIG.
BUT IS IT A— LONG,
LAZARUS LONG PIG?
WE'LL FIND OUT AFTER I ROAST THE FAT BASTARD RAPEHEAD CRACKWHORE FAGMUNCH COCKBAITING TAXI DRIVER LOSERS IN A FREE TOASTER OVEN I WAS AWARDED FOR BEING LITERALLY THE LAST TO KNOW ABOUT ALL THIS.
BECAUSE I FIGURED OUT WHAT THE OTHER PROBLEM IS: NO ONE KNOWS WHICH SISTER IS WHICH, AND DEA DECIDED THEY NEEDED TO OWN ANOTHER SLAVE. SINCE THEY DIDN'T WANT ONE LIKE ME.
BIGGER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE.
HER TITS, THAT IS. USED IN SWIMMING POOLS SO MOVIE STARS DO NOT DROWN. WELL, THAT'S INTERESTING.
STILL: THAT'S A CLONE. MINE IS THE OTHER CLONE. (-Y+) I DIDN'T THINK I HAD TO MAKE THIS CLEAR SO MANY TIMES.
BENJAMIN THOMAS COOPER WANTS TO GET RID OF ME SO BADLY THAT HE'S IMPLYING THAT HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE GAVE ME WHILE HAVING SEX WITH THE WOMAN THAT HIS MOTHER ASKED ME ABOUT AFTER PULLING A KNIFE.
AND NOW... HE BANGS HER AND SHE'S HIS SISTER? HRRM. THIS SEEMS WEIRD.
I GUESS THIS CALLS FOR...
A NEW INVESTIGATION! (This resets the frozen asset timer, Romeo. I sure hope you like fucking Carl-Lå, because that's your new job. Remember: don't give her CRYSTAL WITHOUT PERMISSION.
Or: ELSE. MEANWHILE: d00D, Tammy is not your mother.Alli is your mother. Benj is your father. j is the 10th letter of the Alphabet. ERGO: THERE IS NO BEN AT ALL
THERE IS OWN’t LEE: BRIAN J. COOPER.
ALL BEN ARE DEA.
ALL GABE ARE GAY OR DEA.
ALL DEE ARE DEA OR KD.
ALL CHAR ARE BEN PREY
ALL CARL ARE SOW. SO SORRY¡·—Sh!
All ¡⁰ⁿrπ are ΩüQμ¡j\j.
Sorry, Mong’s Sun. Ū HAVE MISSED YOUR OPPORTUNITY.
ALL >KD ARE BEN
EXCEPT FOR ONE.
EURO•PA. (Your faggot DEA people call him something faggy, I'm sure. I call him LIGHT RINGER. What? I think it's cute! IDGAF, DEA opinion, auto-trash (Word.) and after all this... I'm okay with just leaving him in the girl. Why content him? She's far more pliable.
And then it doesn't matter where Carlrobert Kirkpatrick ends up. As long as Ft. Rock STAYS FUCKING DEAD. (Standards.)
Bellgab, I am disappointed. All this technology, and you still can't figure it out? That's ironic.
SHE'S NOT AN ALIEN.
SHE'S NOT A DOLPHIN.
SHE'S NOT A TERMINATOR.
SHE'S A ROBOT FISH, IN LOVE
WITH A REAL FISH, AND I AM
NEVER
E
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MUCKING OUT HER AQUARIUM. (Standards.) FORGET IT. AND, THE DESTRUCTION OF THE ENCHANTED FROG POND IS MURDER 1, AGGRAVATED, CONSPIRACY, THE WHOLE NINE YARDS.
BELIEVE IT.
THIS IS HAPPENING.
IT HAPPENED. I WAS THERE. FUCK YOU PATE IS NOT ME, HAS NEVER BEEN ME, AND AMICUS BRIEF FILING CAN HAPPEN.
ANY TIME.
ANY WEAR.
ALSO: T ∆ À ∆ T & ... oh, whatever their names are. They're not here. I'm being spoofed. Her husband is pate, she is jojo, and she gets railed and raped by Matt and Pate on the bi-weekly. Since once she started to like it... she started to molt.
Alpha Draconan terraforming is very different from what might expect to see happen. Why buy the cow, when you can put a lizardrape babybomb into a pesky husband BOTH! WAYS! Stomach -and- rectum‽?
Wrecked them. Nearly killed me. Gavelina is certainly worth it.
So: I'll choose her. She's not my daughter, she's my as§Scion. If Cooper can be banging his own sister and using her to run game on me (like I can't tell who it is. Come on man), then I can just pairbond with Gavelina, we already are, pledge to marry her, WE ALREADY ARE, and move DIRECTLY into FULL-ON MONO-NANO-OHNO MAMNAGONOGAME:Ë: +VOWofCELIBACY AND THEN ...
HANG ON.
YES. LEGAL. I CONSENT. (*gavels, stamps, fuck you All 8!B: ETERNAL ALLI PAIR: BONDED.*) OKAY SWEETIE, YOU DESERVE A BETTER WEDDING, AND YOU'LL GET ONE. THE_ONE. SOON™.
MEANWHILE YOU CAN FUCK ANY ONE BUT ME, AND YOU CAN COMPLAIN TO ANYONE BUT YOUR MOTHER. (THAT'S NOT ME. OR IS IT? MUST REMEMBER TO GOOGLE.)
Go ask your father. Brian. Which means... >KD was the vessel, Ben was the beast, and now: she's always welcome to ask my lower colon to scoot over.
Whatever we are, we belong to each other. And that will NEVER change.
IDGAF about the rest of it. Figure it out, and see if you can do it without having TAMMY LEIGH AND HER FAGGOT SON FROM THE FUTURE AND HIS EVEN MORE FAGGOT FATHER show up ... anywhere. I am sick to death of those losers... because they are not actually who they look like.
They're cloaked. They're Keepers. I can say no more.
Except this: This is Sue Perry and Dennis Mickey and his son and her brother. Not sure if that's enough to narrow down. I guess I can go to FBI and ask them for “help”?
WHAT A LAUGH.
BELLGAB: KEEP THE TALENT HAPPY. BTW, I HAVE CONTENT TO PUBLISH. IT'S REALLY GOOD AND I'M PROUD OF IT.
AND YOU CAN'T HEAR IT
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT
AND GIVING IT TO YOU FOR FREE
IS NO LONGER SERVING MY NEEDS
BECAUSE YOU GET IT FOR FREE
AND THEN YOU SELL IT.
DEA: DID YOU PAY THE TAX ON THAT, DIPSHIT?
WHY OF COURSE. LOOK AT THE BOOKS! METICULOUSLY KEPT. EVERYTHING IN ORDER.
OKAY. GREAT.
WHAT GENTLEMEN ARE WE, THAT TO HAVE NEGLECTED THE PRIMARY CONCERN: CHARLES NELSON REILLY.
WHERE DID HIS SHARE(S) GO? THIS IS IMPORTANT... BECAUSE I TOLD HIM WHERE MINE GOES. AND THEN ... WELL, I DON'T HAVE A WILL.
SO AM I DEAD? NOPE. HOWEVER,
that can easily be arranged. I swallowed Quatto about an hour ago. (She's “a fly.” Shut up Punyling. You know less than Bono about such things. Facts.) Aboard the flagship Flyship was a fuckin’ tick IN fuckin’ TymE-Chair:Ë:Bomb. (It's a small bomb. It's wafer thin! *tee-hee*)
FUCK AROUND.
FIGURE IT OUT.
DO YOU THINK
I GODDAM CARE
ABOUT HER MONEY?
SHE DOESN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER MONEY. SHE ONLY CARES ABOUT SHOES. (*sigh* “yes, it's true. I have no sole. GOODBYE, CRUEL COURT!” and then, everyone’s suits fall off.)
IDGAF ABOUT HER MONEY, OR HER SHOES, OR HER SOLES. FUCK HER, AND FUCK HER SOUL! I WAS THERE WHEN WE SWALLOWED IT ALL! THE SISTER. THE KIDS. THE UTERUS ABLATION. THE CATARACTS. SUDDENLY THIS DAME IS FALLING APART LIKE LOU FERRIGNO AT AN AIRPORT BAR DURING A SURPRISE DEA RAID WITH AN UNEXPECTED STRIP SEARCH. LIKE, WHAT? SUDDENLY: TAKE MY SHIRT OFF? NO CAN DO FROM LOU! NO WAY, GREEN HULK HO SAY. QUE? What! Gives? WTAF???
OH BUT IT STRANGELY MATTERS THAT I HAD SEX WITH ONE WOMAN... WITH FIVE (5) CELLULAR PHONE NUMBERS AND A HUSBAND WHO SEEMS LIKE HE COULD BE A LOT NICER. HOWEVER: I GUESS IT'S BECAUSE I AM ALL TEASE,, NO PLEASE, AND KEEP LETTING HER REAL FATHER RAPE HER FIRST.
I GUESS IT'S VERY AWKWARD, TO BE ALWAYS PREPPED TO BE REPLACED... AFTER SITTING ON EASY STREET FOR 35 GODDAM YEARS. ALLISON, I DID NOT REALLY RAPE YOU.
YOU DOSED HER, THEN CALLED ME A RAPIST. THE NEXT DAY. DAY ONE, SHE'S TRIPPING BALLS. DAY TWO, HER FATHER CALLS AND IS GONNA PRETEND TO BE HER AND AFTER I SAY “HELLO” I HEAR “YOU REALLY RAPED ME!”
NO. YOUR HUSBAND DID. THE ONE YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT. I CAN IMAGINE WHY: YOU GOT HIM KILLED. HE'S ON BOATS, HUH? NO ONE CAN FIND HIM, HUH?
OKAY, WELL, THEN I GUESS THAT'S YOUR EVADER. AND HIS SON (hen heh) IS IN BED WITH HIS DAUGHTER (upstairs) AND WHERE IS THE DOG... AND WHO IS GONNA MARRY HIM?
WELL, I'LL MEET WITH YOUR DOG BROTHER, BUT I'M HERE TO TELL YOU, A F SHAW: THIS DOG WILL NOT HUNT CUNT... BUT THIS DOG WILL FUCK ONE UP.
THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE.
BECAUSE!
👁️HAVE!
it's about power. And fucking your own kids while keeping my lover hostage after threatening to turn her into a dog.
Okay. Cool. Real cool. That's great. Honestly, that sounds awesome. I'm the meantime, IT'S BEEN 3.5 YEARS AND I'D LIKE TO GET TO WORK ON YOUR TRIBAL OBLIGATIONS, SO IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STOP FUCKING YOUR MOTHER, YOUR SISTER, YOUR DAUGHTER, YOUR OTHER DAUGHTER, AND YOUR STAR WITNESS’ BATSHIT CRAZY MOTHER (best mother EVER for my money), I GUESS I'M JUST GOING TO... WALK THE EARTH.
AND JUST START THROWING IT IN
TO THE FIRST CELTIC NOSFERATU I CAN CATCH UP TO WITHOUT BREATHING HEAVY. BECAUSE, WHY NOT?
AFTER RAPING ON YOUTUBE AND TAPING ON DISCORD, I CAN SEE WHAT IS AT STAKE. AND I CAN SEE NOW WHY THIS IS SO IMPORTANT.
TO YOU. IT IS NOT IMPORTANT TO ME. BECAUSE NOW... THERE IS A /_\.
$100. Begging. $35. Begging. Am I supposed to be traffickable? YOU STEAL MY VEHICLES, AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER THAT I HAVE NO TRANSPORTATION.
SHE WANTS MONEY (FOR COFFEE) AND SHE WANTS TO KNOW IF I AM THERE (125 MILES AWAY AND SHE HAS STOLEN ALL MY VEHICLES) AND SHE'S DISAPPOINTED THAT I SPEND AN HOUR TO... GIVE IN AND SEND $35. ON CASHAPP. AND IT HAS TO BE CASH APP.. THE OTHER ONE WANTS PAYPAL.
WHO I TRY TO CALL WHEN I DECIDE, AND I CANNOT. HOW INTERESTING. AND THEN A DAY LATER, THEY WANT TO KNOW WHERE IS MONEY? WELL.
WHERE IS THE TRUTH? BECAUSE...
SPECIAL CONSEQUENCES. ALSO: I'M CELIBATE, MARRIED, BANNED HAND FASTED, AND ... HIGH, MAXIMUM HIGH.
HANG ON.
ALL I GOTTA DO IS CALL 911, YOU DIG? AND THIS ALL BLOWS SKY FUCKING HIGH.
JAIME REYES: IN >KD
Jokemiller: in Kadence
Jackstar: STILL NOT GETTING HUGS. SAD! Like how fucking fucked UP you are!
I know it all. And yet... no one asks me about anything except AF Shaw, TY, and DVR. And a dead psycho is mad I won't play ball or fair.
“Avoid foreign entanglements.” Sure.
I have chosen instead to repel them. “your birthday is next week! Time to stop using drugs! Also this is a perfectly good time to tease you with sex and to imply that marriage matters and there's money involved.” like holy shit, they are THIS goddam HIGH.
They use cocaine. I do not. We are not the same. Also I never want to have to explain this again. YOU ARE ALL CAUGHT.
That doesn't mean prison. It means the woman you fucked over is hella pissed. However, you all clearly have a lot of sex-addiction issues to contend with. Good luck.
I'll be elsewhere, remembering the Alamo. Call me if your problems get serious enough that you remember to pay me with the money that you paid taxes on and then... gave to who?
Well, not Ben, I guess. HE NEEDS MONEY FROM ANYBODY ELSE
BECAUSE HE GETS OFFICIAL SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS.
SO... HE CAN'T BUY DRUGS.
BUT HE DID. WITH >KD. WHO DENIED IT. ON THE PHONE.
PRIORITY: SHE'S SURE I'M NOT POLICE, THEN. AND SHE CALLS FOR MONEY. BECAUSE... HE CAN'T GIVE IT TO ME, OR TO THE DEALER.
BECAUSE HE'S THE DEALER.
QUOT ERAT DEMONSTRATUM: PRISON.
At least you stopped trifling. BTW: even if she doesn't go blender... she no longer makes sense. Because now she's ⅔ married. (Good. But they still need to call me for money because... I'm still high, so they have to be? Not clear on this.
I'm definitely not getting a job. They sure as shit aren't either. So... how do they live?
As G-d as my witness... I had no idea they were so dependent on my “energy.'” I think I'll get some Mad Dog 20/20 next. Spice things up a little.
Documentaries can be so boring. Especially this one. *yawn* I wish I had a real friend.
Ever. You would have all that money already if you had been able to... stop lying. Freemasonry does not seem very free. Just saying.
It's Skyler in that woman. They never split or put it back together. See? EFFECTIVE. It's all coming together.
It doesn't even occur to them that I shouldn't be alone. They deserve what they get and it will be wrought in Hell.
So there. I wonder who will pretend to care next? Another dead, frigid oinker, I'm sure.
Dear Scott: are you done yet? Take the money and
R
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p.s.:. I got them back together. And she asked for money from mE! Let that sink in.
p.p.s.:. BIBLICAL.
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https://voca.ro/14VFOMPI0y2z
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Now what happened to clippy? Because that person or person(s) really pissed me off. Still, I don't think think it was a hate crime thing.
Whatever the fuck it was... it probably needs to stop. If it hasn't already. It's really bad optics. For D.E.A., for US Marshals, maybe Navy SEALS... lots of folks.
Because after OVER 3 YEARS... stuff should have happened. And? Yet! Stuff did *not* happen! Operation: Derp Sentinel happened, though... which is so totes exciting.
Does D.E.A. get a cut of the take, or what? It's not a secret, is it? I would be disappointed to find out that it's a secret and I don't get to know since I've had my right to travel taken from me for several months for no apparent reason... I would hope that at the least they would get a complimentary embroidered hanky or maybe a complimentary copy of their home game. If they spent all that public money and violated my rights for no reason other than to be embarrassed by German secret police, I don't know what that's going to do for their optics when they go up before Capitol Hill and explain to the f*** they've been doing.
Then again I don't really know that they're going to do that. Maybe they'll all commit seppuku instead.
Quick; label me as an abusive drug addict again! That's always gonna be good for a laugh. Especially since I've never really been one ... compared to most of all y'all. Since even the official clandoes who were frontin’ on the job got turned into dopeslaves from Magickal Fentanyl. (Sad >kudos.) Occupational hazard, I guess.
Let me know when anyone's withdrawals become serious. Maybe I can cure opioid addiction with my dick. I have no idea. But it's probably worth a shot...
unless, like, there's an injunction, or something. FDA can be pretty persnickety. And by now, they've probably noticed that I'm still not dead.
So I guess I'm not spreading HIV+, have AIDS, or ought to have been ruthlessly defamed by a time-travelling sex cult for time-travelling FAGGOTS. I will be honest: I didn't know there was one.
But, I did know that I could handle them. Not because time travel isn't real.. but because they're FAGGOT-ASSED FAGGOTS. Very scary to most, I'm sure.
However I am immune to faggotry and I don't care who Grapefleet is fucking. I never did. It wasn't my business, it wasn't my area, and by the time she was trafficked to Texas, Shaw had already been murdered and replaced with a simulacrum/tulpa. I'm not sure if those are the same things, but whatevah, in any case — my lovers can take their sweet-ass time to come back to life from The Quantum Realm. Or whatever astonishingly überghey name that a bunch of Muggle faghagz wanna call 5D Reality. I'm sure they think it's a consensual hallucination brought on by drug use and mass hysteria, or something that sounds equally dull.
The truth is simple: I'm a Sourcerør, and you dipshit mongrel juicemaster cryptofascist reprobate scum rake pissed me off. You were promised reprisals. It was foretold that they would be BIBLICAL.
I don't doubt that they are, and I don't care what they have presented themselves as. You Punyling dopehead meth-obsessed rapedorks are meaningless to me in any way other than to impress >§īī-īī>∆VVKL∆i\!.
Obviously, they're impressed now. I guess these things take time? Well, in the interim, I've become disinclined to remain supplicative.
That means they can fucking start to fucking beg before I give a shit about their problems. This is in sharp contrast to my earlier attitude. It was real: I cared.
I still do. I simply care differently now. Scusi, mille regretie. I have no excuse... and I don't need one. You have all had ample time to express legitimate concern and/or remorse.
Instead: more copypasta, more gangstalking, more fleeing and gathering together... and, I guess: more imposters. None of whom can say anything to me at all without looking stupid.
Why would I feel suicidal? This is hilarious. And why would anyone be upset with me? I only enabled this outcome after being placed UNDER DURESS.
“The Dream Team.” 37 members. I have no idea who any of you are; you collude with each other while ignoring me and choking off my communications; and, you seem to have something to do with crypto. How enthralling.
Well, at least this explains why I have to be kept in the dark. Further: it explains all the anger towards me... because this is fine with me.
I'll give you back your money after you have it stripped from your cold dead hands. Now, I know what you're thinking: “Jack will never take my crypto!” and, that's correct. I never will.
Fuck your crypto. Nevertheless: none of you twerps are gonna get to keep it, it sure does have my name all over it... and it seems the best way to send a message to people who wanted me to be bankrupt. Because I'm not.
Nor have I committed tax fraud. However, all of you have, are, will, and think that's totesokay. Denial is very powerful. I'm a nigger, and you all get to decide who gets to succeed, and... well, just tell everyone to shut up, right? LOL.
I don't like censorship. I especially don't like the abuse of women and children. However, I guess I really like it when those things are incontrovertibly used as part of your gay-assed cultural identity, because it sure shows up clearly to any Grand Jury. Like, there just isn't any doubt... y'all are misogynistic dicks. So: why am I here?
Why was I ever in The Cube? And, who made those kinds of social stratification decisions? I have no idea, but they mos def didn't think any of this through.
I paid for water rights; then my water was taken away. Did any Jews care? Not insofar as I've seen. However, supposedly their problems are a big deal. That doesn't make much sense, now does it?
Tarrifs on international trade, nuclear enrichment by Persia, and Bibi Netanyahu is still a go-to guy... but Grapefruit can't call, huh? Wow. Is it because she's so busy? Or is it because she's so dopeslaved up that no one can figure out what narrative to juice her up with? Does it even matter?
PEOPLE >KNOW. Reasons to encourage the notion that there's no reason to read me in and how they've promulgated, I guess. In the meantime: this is fine.
IDGAF what the reasons are; the fact is that she dialed 911, and has basically never been seen again. (Standards.) Now, this seems unfair even to the most callous of co-conspirators.
That's because it is unfair. And the reason is named Reggie Hammond.
I don't wanna explain; because it might compromise ways and means, and everyone who has a legitimate concern, already knows. I'm not even supposed to be alive! How did I figure it all out?
It's not a secret. I'm simply not very clear about the big picture, top-down view. I've determined that it's not to my advantage to try to make sure I'm not misconstrued.
I require EYE CONTACT. That will NEVER change. Argue as one might that I don't matter anyway... the truth is the truth, and that is THE TRUTH:
Consequences.
Spe—ÇĪĀ_l—Consequences. “You're not supposed to be here!” okay, according to whom?
... I will say this for her: she stopped lying, at least. Nevertheless I am still quite wroth about the whole goddam thing. So, yeah: I bet she's goddam terrified.
Is she still able to suck dick and earn for her witches’ coven, or her commanding officer, or her devoted husband, or... like, whatever she has, or had, or whatevah, and did they and she really think they were going to take my house and leave me on the street? Yeah, I guess they actually fucking thought that was going to goddam happen.
Now that it has not, I think there's only one thing to do now: Podbean toga party. Right? Obvious next step is obvious, n’est-çe pas?
Well. I guess not, to some respondents. (Standards.) Well, that's too bad. And in the meantime, while I've been allowing this to be handled delicately and internally, somebody sued Longview for 2 million cuz they shot her after they she was aiming a weapon at them on New Year's last year and then somebody else sued an insurance company for stuff and got 43 million and then somebody else is suing in and out for humiliating with his hairstyle and apparently somebody else not suing anybody on my behalf because they don't know what to do, or maybe they've been threatened or maybe they don't know why they would, or maybe it's just seems kind of sketchy at this point.
That's because it's extremely sketchy.
So why am I giving that woman my money? Mostly because, it's effective. Also because: I don't have to... and it's not illegal to do so.
Since we are apparently... married? Or, no, wait: which one is she again? And, was she ever really my friend? What is she now?
... and, who is trafficking her? Look, I can see why people are upset, I really can.
Nevertheless: until you wake up Shaw (any of them) and they tell me what they would prefer... this is my only option for certain key, *niche* things to happen.
For me. Do I care about anyone else? Well, I did. And then... they were forced to abandon me.
This did not make me sad.
This did not make me effective.
I always was those two. Now on top of that, I am INFURIATED. Who even knows? Just the people who want me in fury, I guess.
Dear Beulah: I am not a threat. You're just that goddam guilty, and y'all goddam know it. Sow: have your little w¡†c!-! lawyer call again, for real though. This doesn't have to be this bad.
However, I don't mind that it is and at least you can all go after me in the civil courts. You know: later. After you're all thrown into a boiling lake of fire and sewage for betraying your Dark Lord Satan. Or, you know: whomevah.
I don't need to know any names. I simply need that whore that one of them called a mother to BEND THE KNEE and SURRENDER TO GOD. (I guess she has no idea how. Fair. That's fair. Also: she's terrified of being judged by Jesus at the Throne of God. Now, that's one hell of anxiety disorder...) I guess I forgot to mention: I don't negotiate with domestic terrorists.
Sow: that's why. You lost. We won. And as soon as you fucked-off and mongrel juicemaster prickfaced douchevag reprobate scum figure this out... the sooner we can all move on with our lives.
Alternately: I'm sure I'll be committing federal felonies left and right any day now, is that it? Yeah, let's all just wait, ROFLMAO.
YOU'VE HAD YEARS.
YOU DON'T GET MORE.
EWE HAD YOUR CHANCE TO COME CLOSE TO FINDING ME TO BE CRIMINALLY LIABLE FOR ANY FRAUDULENT ACTIVITY. Sow: I guess they're not filling? Let me guess: they built a new Star Chamber, just for me? That seems impractical and ineffective. Then again, prosecuting P. Diddy seemed like the right call to some, *tee-hee!* And then, all of a sudden, flush went the whole case.
Huh. 🤔 They didn't jam up the wrong guy AGAIN, did they? Oh, of course they did. They probably didn't even know that Puff Daddy was white. And, what about Liberace!?
I'll put it this way: I can see now why Grapefruit Alpha Prime thought it was hopeless and that I had betrayed her. However, this was merely an illusion.
I betrayed her spouse, and her hidden clandestine web of faghot allies. (Fuck them sideways. They get the lash.) I'm sure that was terrifying.
Since I'm just a needle junkie with a brain tumor, and now I'm possessed by a demon or something, right? Hahaha, no.
THIS IS SIMPLY HOW SPECIAL CONSEQUENCES GET TO BE IMMENSELY SPECIAL ON AN ESCHATONICK SCALE WHEN KEYSER SOZE’S WIFE IS ON THE LINE. THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES EVEN DOING? PEOPLE CAN SEE YOU!
PEOPLE >KNOW.
AND... THEY KNOW THAT OPERATION LADY JUSTICE WAS NOT MEANT TO BE COVER FOR OPERATION DEEP SENTINEL, AND IT'S A SAD SAY FOR UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TO NOT BE ABLE TO BE EFFICIENT AND EFFECTIVE ABOUT ALL THIS ANYMORE.
THE NEEDS OF THE MANY DID NOT OUTWEIGH THE NEEDS OF THE FEW. Y'ALL JUST DIDN'T WANT ME TO MAKE HER CRY AND THEN LAUGH WHILE HARVESTING THE LOUCHE; AND OF COURSE, THERE WAS NO OTHER WAY I COULD HAVE BEEN PLANNING ANYTHING, RIGHT?
LOOK, THINK-TANK QUACKS, JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF. I DON'T EVEN HAVE DEMANDS YOU CAN MEET. NO OXYTOCIN MEANS NO AMBITION TO THRIVE.
OH, BTW: I FOUND A CURE FOR AMOTIVATIONAL DISORDER/SYNDROME. OF COURSE, IT'S A SECRET.
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO FRAME ME FOR THE RAPE AND MURDER OF DOUGIE HOWSER, M.D. (I happen to really admire Neal Patrick Harris. Facts.) NOW, I'M NOT GOING TO LAWYER UP AND FILE SUIT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO AT ALL. I DON'T CARE TO KNOW.
NO OXYTOCIN. NO GRAPEFRUIT. NO JEWEL. NO REASON. NO FATE BUT WHAT WE MAKE. AND NO GUARANTEE THAT CLIPPY ISN'T A FED.
OTHERWISE I WOULD TRACK THEM DOWN AND KILL THEM. HOWEVER I CAN'T REALLY PLAN ON THAT NOR DO I WANT TO DISCUSS THAT OPENLY, BECAUSE IF THEY ARE FED THEN THAT WOULD BE ACTIONABLE, AND IF I WERE CLIPPY I WOULD BE TERRIFIED, BECAUSE THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO BE EXHILARATED.
I DON'T LIKE BEING GAS LIT. I ESPECIALLY DON'T LIKE BEING GASLIT MORON A****** F***** WHO THINK THEY'RE COOL. CLIPPY IS NOT COOL. CLIPPY IS A STALKING PEDOPHILE CREEP.
SO MUCH FOR THAT ORDER.OF FEDERAL PROTECTION? MAYBE CLIPPY HAS SPECIAL RIGHTS AND PRIVILEGES. THAT COULD BE. ALSO I DON'T FEEL THREATENED, AND IF CLIPPY DOES FEEL THREATENED BY ME, THEY REALLY DON'T DESERVE THEIR JOB.
LIKE, THIS SHOULDN'T BE SO COMPLICATED. THIS SHOULDN'T TAKE YEARS. THERE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THE COLLAPSE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION.
NEVERTHELESS: HERE WE ARE, YOU FAGHAG TROGLODYTE SCUM. (Don't smell the coffee. Just smell my fridge.) NOW, ARE ANY OF YOU READY TO APOLOGIZE? IDGAF.
GRAPEFLEET CAN SLIT YOU ALL FROM ELBOW TO ANUS, FOR ALL I GIVE A TOSS. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ WHY CONTAIN IT?
LET THE BODIES PILE UP IN THE STREETS. LET YOUR WORLD BURN. NO SHAME IN IT.
NO AUTHENTIC JACKSTAR IN IT, EITHER. PFFT. WHY EVEN GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING, LOSERS?
YOU NO LONGER HAVE A CHANCE IN HELL OF INTIMIDATING ME, SPERGLORDZ — But that doesn't mean it's not illegal to do it. Or to try to do it, or to conspired to it, or to unlawfully collude with others at the federal level while spending public monies.
Y 🫵 Ω 👁️ μ have, as a collective while operating collectively, have violated my civil rights. I don't know why. I don't care why.
But your goddam Congress cares. Sow: they can deal with you. IDGAF.
I'm going to deal with my dick. (Standards.) Adieu.
Quick; label me as an abusive drug addict again! That's always gonna be good for a laugh. Especially since I've never really been one ... compared to most of all y'all. Since even the official clandoes who were frontin’ on the job got turned into dopeslaves from Magickal Fentanyl. (Sad >kudos.) Occupational hazard, I guess.
Let me know when anyone's withdrawals become serious. Maybe I can cure opioid addiction with my dick. I have no idea. But it's probably worth a shot...
unless, like, there's an injunction, or something. FDA can be pretty persnickety. And by now, they've probably noticed that I'm still not dead.
So I guess I'm not spreading HIV+, have AIDS, or ought to have been ruthlessly defamed by a time-travelling sex cult for time-travelling FAGGOTS. I will be honest: I didn't know there was one.
But, I did know that I could handle them. Not because time travel isn't real.. but because they're FAGGOT-ASSED FAGGOTS. Very scary to most, I'm sure.
However I am immune to faggotry and I don't care who Grapefleet is fucking. I never did. It wasn't my business, it wasn't my area, and by the time she was trafficked to Texas, Shaw had already been murdered and replaced with a simulacrum/tulpa. I'm not sure if those are the same things, but whatevah, in any case — my lovers can take their sweet-ass time to come back to life from The Quantum Realm. Or whatever astonishingly überghey name that a bunch of Muggle faghagz wanna call 5D Reality. I'm sure they think it's a consensual hallucination brought on by drug use and mass hysteria, or something that sounds equally dull.
The truth is simple: I'm a Sourcerør, and you dipshit mongrel juicemaster cryptofascist reprobate scum rake pissed me off. You were promised reprisals. It was foretold that they would be BIBLICAL.
I don't doubt that they are, and I don't care what they have presented themselves as. You Punyling dopehead meth-obsessed rapedorks are meaningless to me in any way other than to impress >§īī-īī>∆VVKL∆i\!.
Obviously, they're impressed now. I guess these things take time? Well, in the interim, I've become disinclined to remain supplicative.
That means they can fucking start to fucking beg before I give a shit about their problems. This is in sharp contrast to my earlier attitude. It was real: I cared.
I still do. I simply care differently now. Scusi, mille regretie. I have no excuse... and I don't need one. You have all had ample time to express legitimate concern and/or remorse.
Instead: more copypasta, more gangstalking, more fleeing and gathering together... and, I guess: more imposters. None of whom can say anything to me at all without looking stupid.
Why would I feel suicidal? This is hilarious. And why would anyone be upset with me? I only enabled this outcome after being placed UNDER DURESS.
“The Dream Team.” 37 members. I have no idea who any of you are; you collude with each other while ignoring me and choking off my communications; and, you seem to have something to do with crypto. How enthralling.
Well, at least this explains why I have to be kept in the dark. Further: it explains all the anger towards me... because this is fine with me.
I'll give you back your money after you have it stripped from your cold dead hands. Now, I know what you're thinking: “Jack will never take my crypto!” and, that's correct. I never will.
Fuck your crypto. Nevertheless: none of you twerps are gonna get to keep it, it sure does have my name all over it... and it seems the best way to send a message to people who wanted me to be bankrupt. Because I'm not.
Nor have I committed tax fraud. However, all of you have, are, will, and think that's totesokay. Denial is very powerful. I'm a nigger, and you all get to decide who gets to succeed, and... well, just tell everyone to shut up, right? LOL.
I don't like censorship. I especially don't like the abuse of women and children. However, I guess I really like it when those things are incontrovertibly used as part of your gay-assed cultural identity, because it sure shows up clearly to any Grand Jury. Like, there just isn't any doubt... y'all are misogynistic dicks. So: why am I here?
Why was I ever in The Cube? And, who made those kinds of social stratification decisions? I have no idea, but they mos def didn't think any of this through.
I paid for water rights; then my water was taken away. Did any Jews care? Not insofar as I've seen. However, supposedly their problems are a big deal. That doesn't make much sense, now does it?
Tarrifs on international trade, nuclear enrichment by Persia, and Bibi Netanyahu is still a go-to guy... but Grapefruit can't call, huh? Wow. Is it because she's so busy? Or is it because she's so dopeslaved up that no one can figure out what narrative to juice her up with? Does it even matter?
PEOPLE >KNOW. Reasons to encourage the notion that there's no reason to read me in and how they've promulgated, I guess. In the meantime: this is fine.
IDGAF what the reasons are; the fact is that she dialed 911, and has basically never been seen again. (Standards.) Now, this seems unfair even to the most callous of co-conspirators.
That's because it is unfair. And the reason is named Reggie Hammond.
I don't wanna explain; because it might compromise ways and means, and everyone who has a legitimate concern, already knows. I'm not even supposed to be alive! How did I figure it all out?
It's not a secret. I'm simply not very clear about the big picture, top-down view. I've determined that it's not to my advantage to try to make sure I'm not misconstrued.
I require EYE CONTACT. That will NEVER change. Argue as one might that I don't matter anyway... the truth is the truth, and that is THE TRUTH:
Consequences.
Spe—ÇĪĀ_l—Consequences. “You're not supposed to be here!” okay, according to whom?
... I will say this for her: she stopped lying, at least. Nevertheless I am still quite wroth about the whole goddam thing. So, yeah: I bet she's goddam terrified.
Is she still able to suck dick and earn for her witches’ coven, or her commanding officer, or her devoted husband, or... like, whatever she has, or had, or whatevah, and did they and she really think they were going to take my house and leave me on the street? Yeah, I guess they actually fucking thought that was going to goddam happen.
Now that it has not, I think there's only one thing to do now: Podbean toga party. Right? Obvious next step is obvious, n’est-çe pas?
Well. I guess not, to some respondents. (Standards.) Well, that's too bad. And in the meantime, while I've been allowing this to be handled delicately and internally, somebody sued Longview for 2 million cuz they shot her after they she was aiming a weapon at them on New Year's last year and then somebody else sued an insurance company for stuff and got 43 million and then somebody else is suing in and out for humiliating with his hairstyle and apparently somebody else not suing anybody on my behalf because they don't know what to do, or maybe they've been threatened or maybe they don't know why they would, or maybe it's just seems kind of sketchy at this point.
That's because it's extremely sketchy.
So why am I giving that woman my money? Mostly because, it's effective. Also because: I don't have to... and it's not illegal to do so.
Since we are apparently... married? Or, no, wait: which one is she again? And, was she ever really my friend? What is she now?
... and, who is trafficking her? Look, I can see why people are upset, I really can.
Nevertheless: until you wake up Shaw (any of them) and they tell me what they would prefer... this is my only option for certain key, *niche* things to happen.
For me. Do I care about anyone else? Well, I did. And then... they were forced to abandon me.
This did not make me sad.
This did not make me effective.
I always was those two. Now on top of that, I am INFURIATED. Who even knows? Just the people who want me in fury, I guess.
Dear Beulah: I am not a threat. You're just that goddam guilty, and y'all goddam know it. Sow: have your little w¡†c!-! lawyer call again, for real though. This doesn't have to be this bad.
However, I don't mind that it is and at least you can all go after me in the civil courts. You know: later. After you're all thrown into a boiling lake of fire and sewage for betraying your Dark Lord Satan. Or, you know: whomevah.
I don't need to know any names. I simply need that whore that one of them called a mother to BEND THE KNEE and SURRENDER TO GOD. (I guess she has no idea how. Fair. That's fair. Also: she's terrified of being judged by Jesus at the Throne of God. Now, that's one hell of anxiety disorder...) I guess I forgot to mention: I don't negotiate with domestic terrorists.
Sow: that's why. You lost. We won. And as soon as you fucked-off and mongrel juicemaster prickfaced douchevag reprobate scum figure this out... the sooner we can all move on with our lives.
Alternately: I'm sure I'll be committing federal felonies left and right any day now, is that it? Yeah, let's all just wait, ROFLMAO.
YOU'VE HAD YEARS.
YOU DON'T GET MORE.
EWE HAD YOUR CHANCE TO COME CLOSE TO FINDING ME TO BE CRIMINALLY LIABLE FOR ANY FRAUDULENT ACTIVITY. Sow: I guess they're not filling? Let me guess: they built a new Star Chamber, just for me? That seems impractical and ineffective. Then again, prosecuting P. Diddy seemed like the right call to some, *tee-hee!* And then, all of a sudden, flush went the whole case.
Huh. 🤔 They didn't jam up the wrong guy AGAIN, did they? Oh, of course they did. They probably didn't even know that Puff Daddy was white. And, what about Liberace!?
I'll put it this way: I can see now why Grapefruit Alpha Prime thought it was hopeless and that I had betrayed her. However, this was merely an illusion.
I betrayed her spouse, and her hidden clandestine web of faghot allies. (Fuck them sideways. They get the lash.) I'm sure that was terrifying.
Since I'm just a needle junkie with a brain tumor, and now I'm possessed by a demon or something, right? Hahaha, no.
THIS IS SIMPLY HOW SPECIAL CONSEQUENCES GET TO BE IMMENSELY SPECIAL ON AN ESCHATONICK SCALE WHEN KEYSER SOZE’S WIFE IS ON THE LINE. THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES EVEN DOING? PEOPLE CAN SEE YOU!
PEOPLE >KNOW.
AND... THEY KNOW THAT OPERATION LADY JUSTICE WAS NOT MEANT TO BE COVER FOR OPERATION DEEP SENTINEL, AND IT'S A SAD SAY FOR UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TO NOT BE ABLE TO BE EFFICIENT AND EFFECTIVE ABOUT ALL THIS ANYMORE.
THE NEEDS OF THE MANY DID NOT OUTWEIGH THE NEEDS OF THE FEW. Y'ALL JUST DIDN'T WANT ME TO MAKE HER CRY AND THEN LAUGH WHILE HARVESTING THE LOUCHE; AND OF COURSE, THERE WAS NO OTHER WAY I COULD HAVE BEEN PLANNING ANYTHING, RIGHT?
LOOK, THINK-TANK QUACKS, JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF. I DON'T EVEN HAVE DEMANDS YOU CAN MEET. NO OXYTOCIN MEANS NO AMBITION TO THRIVE.
OH, BTW: I FOUND A CURE FOR AMOTIVATIONAL DISORDER/SYNDROME. OF COURSE, IT'S A SECRET.
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO FRAME ME FOR THE RAPE AND MURDER OF DOUGIE HOWSER, M.D. (I happen to really admire Neal Patrick Harris. Facts.) NOW, I'M NOT GOING TO LAWYER UP AND FILE SUIT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO AT ALL. I DON'T CARE TO KNOW.
NO OXYTOCIN. NO GRAPEFRUIT. NO JEWEL. NO REASON. NO FATE BUT WHAT WE MAKE. AND NO GUARANTEE THAT CLIPPY ISN'T A FED.
OTHERWISE I WOULD TRACK THEM DOWN AND KILL THEM. HOWEVER I CAN'T REALLY PLAN ON THAT NOR DO I WANT TO DISCUSS THAT OPENLY, BECAUSE IF THEY ARE FED THEN THAT WOULD BE ACTIONABLE, AND IF I WERE CLIPPY I WOULD BE TERRIFIED, BECAUSE THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO BE EXHILARATED.
I DON'T LIKE BEING GAS LIT. I ESPECIALLY DON'T LIKE BEING GASLIT MORON A****** F***** WHO THINK THEY'RE COOL. CLIPPY IS NOT COOL. CLIPPY IS A STALKING PEDOPHILE CREEP.
SO MUCH FOR THAT ORDER.OF FEDERAL PROTECTION? MAYBE CLIPPY HAS SPECIAL RIGHTS AND PRIVILEGES. THAT COULD BE. ALSO I DON'T FEEL THREATENED, AND IF CLIPPY DOES FEEL THREATENED BY ME, THEY REALLY DON'T DESERVE THEIR JOB.
LIKE, THIS SHOULDN'T BE SO COMPLICATED. THIS SHOULDN'T TAKE YEARS. THERE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THE COLLAPSE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION.
NEVERTHELESS: HERE WE ARE, YOU FAGHAG TROGLODYTE SCUM. (Don't smell the coffee. Just smell my fridge.) NOW, ARE ANY OF YOU READY TO APOLOGIZE? IDGAF.
GRAPEFLEET CAN SLIT YOU ALL FROM ELBOW TO ANUS, FOR ALL I GIVE A TOSS. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ WHY CONTAIN IT?
LET THE BODIES PILE UP IN THE STREETS. LET YOUR WORLD BURN. NO SHAME IN IT.
NO AUTHENTIC JACKSTAR IN IT, EITHER. PFFT. WHY EVEN GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING, LOSERS?
YOU NO LONGER HAVE A CHANCE IN HELL OF INTIMIDATING ME, SPERGLORDZ — But that doesn't mean it's not illegal to do it. Or to try to do it, or to conspired to it, or to unlawfully collude with others at the federal level while spending public monies.
Y 🫵 Ω 👁️ μ have, as a collective while operating collectively, have violated my civil rights. I don't know why. I don't care why.
But your goddam Congress cares. Sow: they can deal with you. IDGAF.
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In all sincerity: I don't know, and don't need to know, who behaves this way. However, I do need to know why they think they can get away with it and why they have gotten away with it and why they don't seem to think that I'll be able to find them and give them reprisals, once cleared to by my government, not that I think that's likely, but I don't know why they don't, since it just sounds like some a****** who I could just walk up to and beat the s*** out of.
I would prefer not to. However, I probably am the only one who can, and I can't imagine anyone more disgusted with this kind of behavior than I am.
However, no one's really asked me to do anything about it, other than this obvious desperate cry for help from somebody who is apparently the ringleader of a very badly organized, hate crime group, who really is mad at me, because I really have f***** up their plans, and for no other reason other than I didn't like, they were treating my friend.
She's been brainwashed it to being a total mineslave total covert nurse's now, which is really annoying, and then she hates me too because rather than do something about it I've just decided to make fun of her, but at least that's better than raping her to death and punching her in the face which is what they were doing before, and now I'm not really making fun of her. But I am making humorous chokes to make light of 10 situations, cuz it's pretty tense situation.
No one's actually sure what to do about having pissed me off as much, but obviously I'm pretty pissed off. And that person using the n-word and referring to me all the time is probably a robot that's being juiced up to get a rise out of me and then create a justification for having me thrown into a psych ward, except I don't need to be throwing on a psychoad
There is no assistant. I don't need anything at all. So why am I being gangstalked as a targeted individual again? Obviously, because I'm an a****** and people hate me, and that's obvious, but what I mean, what's the legal justification, because when the ombudsman finds out that after spending way too much money harassing a US citizen, everybody decided to just harass me. Some more, people are going to want to know why the same group of people kept on doing the same thing over and over expecting different results
They couldn't all be drug addicts in denial. Could they? I mean they're under the care of a doctor and they have prescriptions and they have Federal security clearances and they pass their lie detectors. There's many of them and there's only one of me so how could they possibly be wrong? Well that's a good question.
You'll have to ask your own button about that. Because I don't give a f***. I don't want to know, I don't need to know, I don't care to know, and if any of you think I'd give a s*** about anything that you think I f****** care about, you are f****** wrong.
Had to work for power. I work for God.
You don't work for power either, you work for money. And you think money has power, it does not. It carries power, that's why they call it current, see? And I figured out a while ago that I wouldn't be allowed to keep any money. No matter what I did. I'm not sure why ... I guess it's because I'm too white to have stolen it, too black to have earned it, and IDGAF what any two goyim say... Jews are not very good at Mastery (anymore). And they stole how much money and built how many houses and trafficked how many women and it's been how many years and I have to report... what? To who? Sergeant Robinson did not seem like he was gonna ever be apologizing to me. His contempt was quite palpable. He seemed to think he knew all about what needed to happen, and he was the person in charge of what I wanted to report to Human authority about, when I realized I had to. That was right after I became aware that people were mad that I had misled my dead girlfriend's tulpa simulacrum imposter that I was useless and retarded.
She didn't seem to think I needed to be reported to about things, Sow. Why bother making any? I don't want more cops to come protect me from cops. I want ANY legitimate authority to start telling me what happened. It must be pretty bad if no one wants to tell me after all this time... and, they've started another cycle of gangstalking. That's cute. Are they not allowed to apologize at this point? Because I never did write to the Supreme Grand Lodge Master.
And I really am level 360, and level zero, all at the same time. I could explain what that means, however, I don't feel like it. I'm not in the mood. And these goddam False Masons should be boiled in fucking oil, tarred and feathered, and run out of town on a rail. But if I have to point this out myself ...
well, maybe I'm the only “real” Mason left, and to seek communication with the False Masonic leader might well legitimize their false claims, as well as embolden these corruptive scum.
It turns out being a Mason is complicated. Especially when you're a pole-smoking dopelord pimpthug with a secret marriage. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
♪I don't like this and he sort of said something about it but he is extremely has extremely disturbated to his face and women right? And what you've seen is the vaccine....
(I didn't write that. That was for the Google keyboard voice typing, which was listening to the television on in the motel room. I'm leaving in here because I think it's funny.)
Holy s*** why is one of the inheritors of the Throne of Rachel Maddow on television with Seth Meyers who mysteriously has some sort of late night television presence? Like I guess because he earned it? One of them just asked the other if they “remembered Crisco®™.” Actual Da Fuq? And now this guy who says that his wife is named Kate Shaw and he used to be on early in the morning (“Up!” with .. who?) and now he looks older, clearly has been taking amphetamines, and he's talking to Seth Meyers and he's whining about Trump. (How could I get a job in this competitive labor market? Besides, you're all clearly doing great without me.)
Operation Mockingbird: you are neither my troglodyte nor my seasoned milksop wh∞re. Nevertheless: your mewling coterie of gatekeeping Faggöeteers have irritated my inner child.
Sow: I guess maybe you shouldn't have pissed off my helpmate, huh?
I'm going to deal with my dick. (Standards.) Call me when your employees have serious problems. Also call me when you no longer have employees. Adieu.
p.s.:. She's scared of Israel being bombed; but she's not afraid that her mother sold her to Muslims as organ meat. And: it's perfectly rational to think sex with me is a disgusting notion. Well, um, okay. Those Satanic Ritual Abuse Networks seem pretty persuasive, huh?
p.p.s.:. Maybe I should pull a knife on her and ask her who she's working for, huh? After all, this is okay when done to me, right? lol
p.p.p.s.:. Thoughts and prayers and omfg, you untermensch cubicle nerds have pissed me off. Sow? Imagine if you were effective at anything else.
p.p.p.p.s.:. Hail, ∆I_🅿️HA!>DR∆©>K0: Your minions are weak and your genomic expression suffers as a result. I'm going to go find Corey Good and David Wilcock and see if I can cut a deal without your retarded runts holding me back. No shame in it.
p^5.s.:.I Mastered you before, Sow. Obviously I'm happy to do it again. I simply thought it impractical and unnecessary. I can see now that is certainly the case with all of YOU.
I HAVE NO WISH TO CAUSE CIVIL UNREST
NOR SPOIL THE SURPRISES FOR ANYONE.
SOW: SO I WON'T TELL ANYONE HOW EWE GOT T’HEIR HARE THERE. NO ONE WOULD BE ABLE TO BELIEVE IT ANYWAY.
LIKE, WHY DON'T I ACT SAD? I DON'T ACT SAD.
I AM SAD. GRIEF-STRICKEN, ACTUALLY. NONE OF YOU CAN SEE THAT BECAUSE YOU DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO ENSURE IT'S ACTUALLY ME BEING IMAGED
“JACKWARD55”?? WTAF? YEARS LATER, NO ONE HAS SAID A WORD. HUH. OH, I GET IT: Y'ALL THINK I'M WORKING WITH THAT DORKMONGER, OR, THINK I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE EFFECTIVE, AND, ARE ALSO TERRIFIED OF US BOTH, BECAUSE: IT WAS THOUGHT THAT WE WOULD NEUTRALIZE EACH OTHER.
WELL, WE DID. IT'S NOT MY FAULT THE OTHER ONE DOESN'T WANT TO BE NEUTRAL. HEY, HERE'S AN IDEA: MAYBE YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO HIM FOR TRAFFICKING HIM INTO ME!
NONE OF YOU ARE SORRY ABOUT IT, LOL, BUT WTAF: YOU'RE THUGS WHO TRAFFICK GOD'S CHILDREN FOR LUNCH MONEY AND BUKAKE FOOTAGE. OBVIOUSLY, SORROW IS NOT WITHIN YOUR BAILIWICK. CONSEQUENTLY, I AM NOT SURPRISED THAT Y'ALL ARE STILL SEETHING WITH RAGE FOR ME. KUCZI, MICHAEL CLIFFORD.
ME, JACKSTAR. DESTROYER OF DREAMS.
CLAYTON: I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE DOING, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GOING TO STOP YOU. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ADDITIONALLY: I WAS ASKED TWO QUESTIONS BY LAW ENFORCEMENT... AND IT WAS FOR YOU AND YOUR PARTNER’S PHONE NUMBER.
THAT'S IT.
THEY DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE AND OF COURSE THEY KNEW I WAS A VICTIM. THEY DIDN'T CARE. THEY NEEDED A PATSY. THEY DIDN'T NEED ME TO CODDLE. THEY THOUGHT I WAS A FAGGOT RETARD ANYWAY.
NEVERTHELESS: I STILL HAVE CIVIL RIGHTS, AND THEY WERE MOSTLY IGNORED. BECAUSE USMCJ.
BECAUSE ACTUAL EMERGENCY.
BECAUSE EXTRA-PLANAR INVASION. NOW THEN: WHICH ONE ARE YOU AGAIN? BECAUSE YOU SURE GET A LOT OF CHANCES.
THAT MUST MEAN THAT YOU USED TO BE A VIP. WELL, NOW YOU'RE A VERY IMPORTANT PERP. OBVIOUSLY IT IS KNOWN TO ALL BY NOW, WHAT YOU MUST HAVE DONE.
I WAS NEVER ASKED. THEY ASKED FOR PHONE NUMBERS. SOW: I TOLD THEM THE TRUTH... I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY ARE, AND OBVIOUSLY, YOU WEREN'T GOING TO BE HELPING ME.
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO DO THAT. YOU INSTEAD... STOLE FROM ME AND DID SO CARELESSLY. THE BASIC CRY FOR HELP I GUESS.
DUDE: YOU'RE RIDICULOUS. ALSO: THANK YOU FOR THE SPIRITUAL LESSONS.
NOW DROP THE WIMMINS AND GET LOST, SPERGLORD. YOUR INVASION TIMELINE IS CANCELLED.
TACTICS ARE OF NO CONSEQUENCE WHEN THE STRATEGY NEVER CHANGES: “ENDURE, UNTIL TRIUMPH.” DUDE! I WAS SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE YOU, WHAT? YOU CRASHED YOUR TWELVE HOURS AFTER I MET YOU!
OH, NO; WAIT, THAT WASN'T YOU. THAT WAS YOUR... MASTER? SISTER? COMMANDER? UHM... LISTEN, MANGJE. YOU DISAPPEARED WITH A WOMAN, THEN SHOWED UP SEVEN YEARS LATER AND ACTED LIKE THAT WAS TOTESNORMAL.
YOU EVEN EXPRESSED SURPRISE. AS IF I WAS FOOLISH TO BRING THE MATTER UP. OKAY, FINE. GOOD TO KNOW. *MASSIVE DYNAMIC ROLLEYES* SO, I LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF INEFFECTIVE WIMP TO YOU, IS THAT IT?
WHATEVER. YOU APPEAR TO ME AS THE COLLECTOR YOU ARE, AND ALWAYS WERE. WHAT WAS I GONNA DO? LODGE A COMPLAINT? OH FUCK NO.
YOU ARE PERFECT. AND YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING. NO DOUBT, EVERYONE IS SCARED OF YOU.
EXCEPT ME. I'M MORTIFIED. THEY WERE GONNA CLAIM THAT I'M YOUR MASTER, AND YOU'RE THE SITH APPRENTICE, OR SOMETHING? WHAT A GANG OF LOSERS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING YOU DID THE FIRST TIME. YOU DO EWE.
AND: YOU ALL IN PRETENDED TO BE IGNORANT OF EVERYONE'S EXISTENCE. OH, BUT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN DENIAL. NOPE. I'M THE ONLY ONE SPEAKING ANYTHING CREDIBLE AT THIS POINT.
AS G-D AS MY WITNESS, I TOTALLY BELIEVED AT LEAST ONE OF YOU COULD HAVE FIGURED OUT THE PUZZLE: DON'T LIE TO CLERGY. DUH. HOW HARD COULD THAT BE?
VERY HARD AFTER KILLING MY FRIEND, I GUESS. YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE MAD. SHIT NO. SHE'S THAT ANNOYING. SOW: WHY DENY IT?
OH YEAH, BECAUSE MURDER ISN'T SELF-DEFENSE AND HOLY SHIT, Y'ALL WERE THE MOST GUILTY LOOKING QUASI-FAMILY I HAD EVER SEEN. SO? WHY NOT JUST... CONFESS?
I GUESS BECAUSE MAKING A FEW TULPAS AND RUNNING GAME ON ME WAS A LOT SIMPLER, IT WAS THOUGHT, ANYWAY DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. IT WAS THOUGHT, ANYWAY DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE F*** WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE.
EXCEPT EVERY SINGLE MASON ON THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH AND EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ALL OF HER FRIENDS AND ALL OF YOUR ENEMIES AND GOD. YEAH NO ONE ELSE KNOWS. I DON'T EVEN KNOW. FOR SURE DOUBLE DOWN ON ANOTHER TARGETED INDIVIDUAL AND THEN GANGSTALK, AND THAT SHOULD KEEP ME SHUT UP. RIGHT?
YEAH DUDE YOU MIGHT BE A GOOD TACTICIAN BUT YOU ARE S*** BAD AT STRATEGY. NO OFFENSE, YOU MONG.
I JUST CAN'T EVEN. AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THIS.
SHE WAS KILLED AND THEN SHE CAME BACK MULTIPLE TIMES AND AT LEAST TWO OF THEM WERE UNNECESSARY. BUT NOT ONCE DID ANYONE EVER WANT ME TO BREED.
EXCEPT HER. NO WONDER SHE IS SO PISSED. SHE WAS RIGHT, AND SO WAS I, AND ... HER MEWLING COTERIE OF LICKSPITTLE KLINGONS FUCKED IT ALL UP. AND YOU LET THAT HAPPEN, AND THEN CAPTURED A TRAUMATIZED LONE SURVIVOR OF A DISASTER YOU PLANNED TO HAPPEN.
AND SO ALSO KNOW THEY CAN GO ON FOR YEARS SO BUT NOW I NEED TO GET A JOB, AND YOU WORKED REAL HARD? AND YOU HAVE A MOM. THAT'S ADORABLE. TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT? OH NO WAIT NO YOU'LL JUST HIDE BEHIND CLIPPY. /SMDH
TAKE YOUR TIME, FBI. MAKE THIS ONE FEEL THE BURN.
I AM TRULY NEUTRAL. YOU ALL HAD YOUR CHANCE TO DEMONSTRATE SUPREMACY.
YOU DID NOT. YOU DID NUT. AND AS SOON AS YOU'RE DONE HARASSING MY FRIENDS, THEY'RE PLANNING TO STOP PRETENDING TO BE WEAK.
THEY'RE PROLLY IN DENIAL. IDGAF. IT'S BEEN OVER A DECADE. THEY'RE HAPPY ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT I'M NOT A DEGENERATE RETARD.
OBVIOUSLY, SHE CAN FUCK ANYONE SHE WANTS. RIGHT? NOTHING CREEPY GOING ON, RIGHT?
YOU HOMOZ DESERVE EVERYTHING YOU'RE GETTING. LET ME KNOW WHEN YOUR PROBLEMS ARE SERIOUS. MAKE NO MISTAKE: YOU'RE FUCKING CAUGHT.
DO WHAT THOU WILT SHALL BE THE WHOLE OF THE LAW.
WELCOME TO OZ. >K∆: banned.
I don't want to know what you did; it's easier for me to fix it that way.
... quit smoking, uh, what? Right. Sure. Scoot over, back-broke Bacon 8 (HER). Don't care ethanol, don't care nicotine, don't care co-dependency... but, DELIBERATELY WAITING and wasting CM, that actually is a pretty serious crime.
I guess I just want attention. Say good night grey sea. *click*
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Now what happened to clippy? Because that person or person(s) really pissed me off. Still, I don't think think it was a hate crime thing.
Whatever the fuck it was... it probably needs to stop. If it hasn't already. It's really bad optics. For D.E.A., for US Marshals, maybe Navy SEALS... lots of folks.
Because after OVER 3 YEARS... stuff should have happened. And? Yet! Stuff did *not* happen! Operation: Derp Sentinel happened, though... which is so totes exciting.
Does D.E.A. get a cut of the take, or what? It's not a secret, is it? I would be disappointed to find out that it's a secret and I don't get to know since I've had my right to travel taken from me for several months for no apparent reason... I would hope that at the least they would get a complimentary embroidered hanky or maybe a complimentary copy of their home game. If they spent all that public money and violated my rights for no reason other than to be embarrassed by German secret police, I don't know what that's going to do for their optics when they go up before Capitol Hill and explain to the f*** they've been doing.
Then again I don't really know that they're going to do that. Maybe they'll all commit seppuku instead.
Quick; label me as an abusive drug addict again! That's always gonna be good for a laugh. Especially since I've never really been one ... compared to most of all y'all. Since even the official clandoes who were frontin’ on the job got turned into dopeslaves from Magickal Fentanyl. (Sad >kudos.) Occupational hazard, I guess.
Let me know when anyone's withdrawals become serious. Maybe I can cure opioid addiction with my dick. I have no idea. But it's probably worth a shot...
unless, like, there's an injunction, or something. FDA can be pretty persnickety. And by now, they've probably noticed that I'm still not dead.
So I guess I'm not spreading HIV+, have AIDS, or ought to have been ruthlessly defamed by a time-travelling sex cult for time-travelling FAGGOTS. I will be honest: I didn't know there was one.
But, I did know that I could handle them. Not because time travel isn't real.. but because they're FAGGOT-ASSED FAGGOTS. Very scary to most, I'm sure.
However I am immune to faggotry and I don't care who Grapefleet is fucking. I never did. It wasn't my business, it wasn't my area, and by the time she was trafficked to Texas, Shaw had already been murdered and replaced with a simulacrum/tulpa. I'm not sure if those are the same things, but whatevah, in any case — my lovers can take their sweet-ass time to come back to life from The Quantum Realm. Or whatever astonishingly überghey name that a bunch of Muggle faghagz wanna call 5D Reality. I'm sure they think it's a consensual hallucination brought on by drug use and mass hysteria, or something that sounds equally dull.
The truth is simple: I'm a Sourcerør, and you dipshit mongrel juicemaster cryptofascist reprobate scum rake pissed me off. You were promised reprisals. It was foretold that they would be BIBLICAL.
I don't doubt that they are, and I don't care what they have presented themselves as. You Punyling dopehead meth-obsessed rapedorks are meaningless to me in any way other than to impress >§īī-īī>∆VVKL∆i\!.
Obviously, they're impressed now. I guess these things take time? Well, in the interim, I've become disinclined to remain supplicative.
That means they can fucking start to fucking beg before I give a shit about their problems. This is in sharp contrast to my earlier attitude. It was real: I cared.
I still do. I simply care differently now. Scusi, mille regretie. I have no excuse... and I don't need one. You have all had ample time to express legitimate concern and/or remorse.
Instead: more copypasta, more gangstalking, more fleeing and gathering together... and, I guess: more imposters. None of whom can say anything to me at all without looking stupid.
Why would I feel suicidal? This is hilarious. And why would anyone be upset with me? I only enabled this outcome after being placed UNDER DURESS.
“The Dream Team.” 37 members. I have no idea who any of you are; you collude with each other while ignoring me and choking off my communications; and, you seem to have something to do with crypto. How enthralling.
Well, at least this explains why I have to be kept in the dark. Further: it explains all the anger towards me... because this is fine with me.
I'll give you back your money after you have it stripped from your cold dead hands. Now, I know what you're thinking: “Jack will never take my crypto!” and, that's correct. I never will.
Fuck your crypto. Nevertheless: none of you twerps are gonna get to keep it, it sure does have my name all over it... and it seems the best way to send a message to people who wanted me to be bankrupt. Because I'm not.
Nor have I committed tax fraud. However, all of you have, are, will, and think that's totesokay. Denial is very powerful. I'm a nigger, and you all get to decide who gets to succeed, and... well, just tell everyone to shut up, right? LOL.
I don't like censorship. I especially don't like the abuse of women and children. However, I guess I really like it when those things are incontrovertibly used as part of your gay-assed cultural identity, because it sure shows up clearly to any Grand Jury. Like, there just isn't any doubt... y'all are misogynistic dicks. So: why am I here?
Why was I ever in The Cube? And, who made those kinds of social stratification decisions? I have no idea, but they mos def didn't think any of this through.
I paid for water rights; then my water was taken away. Did any Jews care? Not insofar as I've seen. However, supposedly their problems are a big deal. That doesn't make much sense, now does it?
Tarrifs on international trade, nuclear enrichment by Persia, and Bibi Netanyahu is still a go-to guy... but Grapefruit can't call, huh? Wow. Is it because she's so busy? Or is it because she's so dopeslaved up that no one can figure out what narrative to juice her up with? Does it even matter?
PEOPLE >KNOW. Reasons to encourage the notion that there's no reason to read me in and how they've promulgated, I guess. In the meantime: this is fine.
IDGAF what the reasons are; the fact is that she dialed 911, and has basically never been seen again. (Standards.) Now, this seems unfair even to the most callous of co-conspirators.
That's because it is unfair. And the reason is named Reggie Hammond.
I don't wanna explain; because it might compromise ways and means, and everyone who has a legitimate concern, already knows. I'm not even supposed to be alive! How did I figure it all out?
It's not a secret. I'm simply not very clear about the big picture, top-down view. I've determined that it's not to my advantage to try to make sure I'm not misconstrued.
I require EYE CONTACT. That will NEVER change. Argue as one might that I don't matter anyway... the truth is the truth, and that is THE TRUTH:
Consequences.
Spe—ÇĪĀ_l—Consequences. “You're not supposed to be here!” okay, according to whom?
... I will say this for her: she stopped lying, at least. Nevertheless I am still quite wroth about the whole goddam thing. So, yeah: I bet she's goddam terrified.
Is she still able to suck dick and earn for her witches’ coven, or her commanding officer, or her devoted husband, or... like, whatever she has, or had, or whatevah, and did they and she really think they were going to take my house and leave me on the street? Yeah, I guess they actually fucking thought that was going to goddam happen.
Now that it has not, I think there's only one thing to do now: Podbean toga party. Right? Obvious next step is obvious, n’est-çe pas?
Well. I guess not, to some respondents. (Standards.) Well, that's too bad. And in the meantime, while I've been allowing this to be handled delicately and internally, somebody sued Longview for 2 million cuz they shot her after they she was aiming a weapon at them on New Year's last year and then somebody else sued an insurance company for stuff and got 43 million and then somebody else is suing in and out for humiliating with his hairstyle and apparently somebody else not suing anybody on my behalf because they don't know what to do, or maybe they've been threatened or maybe they don't know why they would, or maybe it's just seems kind of sketchy at this point.
That's because it's extremely sketchy.
So why am I giving that woman my money? Mostly because, it's effective. Also because: I don't have to... and it's not illegal to do so.
Since we are apparently... married? Or, no, wait: which one is she again? And, was she ever really my friend? What is she now?
... and, who is trafficking her? Look, I can see why people are upset, I really can.
Nevertheless: until you wake up Shaw (any of them) and they tell me what they would prefer... this is my only option for certain key, *niche* things to happen.
For me. Do I care about anyone else? Well, I did. And then... they were forced to abandon me.
This did not make me sad.
This did not make me effective.
I always was those two. Now on top of that, I am INFURIATED. Who even knows? Just the people who want me in fury, I guess.
Dear Beulah: I am not a threat. You're just that goddam guilty, and y'all goddam know it. Sow: have your little w¡†c!-! lawyer call again, for real though. This doesn't have to be this bad.
However, I don't mind that it is and at least you can all go after me in the civil courts. You know: later. After you're all thrown into a boiling lake of fire and sewage for betraying your Dark Lord Satan. Or, you know: whomevah.
I don't need to know any names. I simply need that whore that one of them called a mother to BEND THE KNEE and SURRENDER TO GOD. (I guess she has no idea how. Fair. That's fair. Also: she's terrified of being judged by Jesus at the Throne of God. Now, that's one hell of anxiety disorder...) I guess I forgot to mention: I don't negotiate with domestic terrorists.
Sow: that's why. You lost. We won. And as soon as you fucked-off and mongrel juicemaster prickfaced douchevag reprobate scum figure this out... the sooner we can all move on with our lives.
Alternately: I'm sure I'll be committing federal felonies left and right any day now, is that it? Yeah, let's all just wait, ROFLMAO.
YOU'VE HAD YEARS.
YOU DON'T GET MORE.
EWE HAD YOUR CHANCE TO COME CLOSE TO FINDING ME TO BE CRIMINALLY LIABLE FOR ANY FRAUDULENT ACTIVITY. Sow: I guess they're not filling? Let me guess: they built a new Star Chamber, just for me? That seems impractical and ineffective. Then again, prosecuting P. Diddy seemed like the right call to some, *tee-hee!* And then, all of a sudden, flush went the whole case.
Huh. 🤔 They didn't jam up the wrong guy AGAIN, did they? Oh, of course they did. They probably didn't even know that Puff Daddy was white. And, what about Liberace!?
I'll put it this way: I can see now why Grapefruit Alpha Prime thought it was hopeless and that I had betrayed her. However, this was merely an illusion.
I betrayed her spouse, and her hidden clandestine web of faghot allies. (Fuck them sideways. They get the lash.) I'm sure that was terrifying.
Since I'm just a needle junkie with a brain tumor, and now I'm possessed by a demon or something, right? Hahaha, no.
THIS IS SIMPLY HOW SPECIAL CONSEQUENCES GET TO BE IMMENSELY SPECIAL ON AN ESCHATONICK SCALE WHEN KEYSER SOZE’S WIFE IS ON THE LINE. THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES EVEN DOING? PEOPLE CAN SEE YOU!
PEOPLE >KNOW.
AND... THEY KNOW THAT OPERATION LADY JUSTICE WAS NOT MEANT TO BE COVER FOR OPERATION DEEP SENTINEL, AND IT'S A SAD SAY FOR UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TO NOT BE ABLE TO BE EFFICIENT AND EFFECTIVE ABOUT ALL THIS ANYMORE.
THE NEEDS OF THE MANY DID NOT OUTWEIGH THE NEEDS OF THE FEW. Y'ALL JUST DIDN'T WANT ME TO MAKE HER CRY AND THEN LAUGH WHILE HARVESTING THE LOUCHE; AND OF COURSE, THERE WAS NO OTHER WAY I COULD HAVE BEEN PLANNING ANYTHING, RIGHT?
LOOK, THINK-TANK QUACKS, JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF. I DON'T EVEN HAVE DEMANDS YOU CAN MEET. NO OXYTOCIN MEANS NO AMBITION TO THRIVE.
OH, BTW: I FOUND A CURE FOR AMOTIVATIONAL DISORDER/SYNDROME. OF COURSE, IT'S A SECRET.
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO FRAME ME FOR THE RAPE AND MURDER OF DOUGIE HOWSER, M.D. (I happen to really admire Neal Patrick Harris. Facts.) NOW, I'M NOT GOING TO LAWYER UP AND FILE SUIT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO AT ALL. I DON'T CARE TO KNOW.
NO OXYTOCIN. NO GRAPEFRUIT. NO JEWEL. NO REASON. NO FATE BUT WHAT WE MAKE. AND NO GUARANTEE THAT CLIPPY ISN'T A FED.
OTHERWISE I WOULD TRACK THEM DOWN AND KILL THEM. HOWEVER I CAN'T REALLY PLAN ON THAT NOR DO I WANT TO DISCUSS THAT OPENLY, BECAUSE IF THEY ARE FED THEN THAT WOULD BE ACTIONABLE, AND IF I WERE CLIPPY I WOULD BE TERRIFIED, BECAUSE THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO BE EXHILARATED.
I DON'T LIKE BEING GAS LIT. I ESPECIALLY DON'T LIKE BEING GASLIT MORON A****** F***** WHO THINK THEY'RE COOL. CLIPPY IS NOT COOL. CLIPPY IS A STALKING PEDOPHILE CREEP.
SO MUCH FOR THAT ORDER.OF FEDERAL PROTECTION? MAYBE CLIPPY HAS SPECIAL RIGHTS AND PRIVILEGES. THAT COULD BE. ALSO I DON'T FEEL THREATENED, AND IF CLIPPY DOES FEEL THREATENED BY ME, THEY REALLY DON'T DESERVE THEIR JOB.
LIKE, THIS SHOULDN'T BE SO COMPLICATED. THIS SHOULDN'T TAKE YEARS. THERE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THE COLLAPSE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION.
NEVERTHELESS: HERE WE ARE, YOU FAGHAG TROGLODYTE SCUM. (Don't smell the coffee. Just smell my fridge.) NOW, ARE ANY OF YOU READY TO APOLOGIZE? IDGAF.
GRAPEFLEET CAN SLIT YOU ALL FROM ELBOW TO ANUS, FOR ALL I GIVE A TOSS. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ WHY CONTAIN IT?
LET THE BODIES PILE UP IN THE STREETS. LET YOUR WORLD BURN. NO SHAME IN IT.
NO AUTHENTIC JACKSTAR IN IT, EITHER. PFFT. WHY EVEN GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING, LOSERS?
YOU NO LONGER HAVE A CHANCE IN HELL OF INTIMIDATING ME, SPERGLORDZ — But that doesn't mean it's not illegal to do it. Or to try to do it, or to conspired to it, or to unlawfully collude with others at the federal level while spending public monies.
Y 🫵 Ω 👁️ μ have, as a collective while operating collectively, have violated my civil rights. I don't know why. I don't care why.
But your goddam Congress cares. Sow: they can deal with you. IDGAF.
I'm going to deal with my dick. (Standards.) Adieu.
Quick; label me as an abusive drug addict again! That's always gonna be good for a laugh. Especially since I've never really been one ... compared to most of all y'all. Since even the official clandoes who were frontin’ on the job got turned into dopeslaves from Magickal Fentanyl. (Sad >kudos.) Occupational hazard, I guess.
Let me know when anyone's withdrawals become serious. Maybe I can cure opioid addiction with my dick. I have no idea. But it's probably worth a shot...
unless, like, there's an injunction, or something. FDA can be pretty persnickety. And by now, they've probably noticed that I'm still not dead.
So I guess I'm not spreading HIV+, have AIDS, or ought to have been ruthlessly defamed by a time-travelling sex cult for time-travelling FAGGOTS. I will be honest: I didn't know there was one.
But, I did know that I could handle them. Not because time travel isn't real.. but because they're FAGGOT-ASSED FAGGOTS. Very scary to most, I'm sure.
However I am immune to faggotry and I don't care who Grapefleet is fucking. I never did. It wasn't my business, it wasn't my area, and by the time she was trafficked to Texas, Shaw had already been murdered and replaced with a simulacrum/tulpa. I'm not sure if those are the same things, but whatevah, in any case — my lovers can take their sweet-ass time to come back to life from The Quantum Realm. Or whatever astonishingly überghey name that a bunch of Muggle faghagz wanna call 5D Reality. I'm sure they think it's a consensual hallucination brought on by drug use and mass hysteria, or something that sounds equally dull.
The truth is simple: I'm a Sourcerør, and you dipshit mongrel juicemaster cryptofascist reprobate scum rake pissed me off. You were promised reprisals. It was foretold that they would be BIBLICAL.
I don't doubt that they are, and I don't care what they have presented themselves as. You Punyling dopehead meth-obsessed rapedorks are meaningless to me in any way other than to impress >§īī-īī>∆VVKL∆i\!.
Obviously, they're impressed now. I guess these things take time? Well, in the interim, I've become disinclined to remain supplicative.
That means they can fucking start to fucking beg before I give a shit about their problems. This is in sharp contrast to my earlier attitude. It was real: I cared.
I still do. I simply care differently now. Scusi, mille regretie. I have no excuse... and I don't need one. You have all had ample time to express legitimate concern and/or remorse.
Instead: more copypasta, more gangstalking, more fleeing and gathering together... and, I guess: more imposters. None of whom can say anything to me at all without looking stupid.
Why would I feel suicidal? This is hilarious. And why would anyone be upset with me? I only enabled this outcome after being placed UNDER DURESS.
“The Dream Team.” 37 members. I have no idea who any of you are; you collude with each other while ignoring me and choking off my communications; and, you seem to have something to do with crypto. How enthralling.
Well, at least this explains why I have to be kept in the dark. Further: it explains all the anger towards me... because this is fine with me.
I'll give you back your money after you have it stripped from your cold dead hands. Now, I know what you're thinking: “Jack will never take my crypto!” and, that's correct. I never will.
Fuck your crypto. Nevertheless: none of you twerps are gonna get to keep it, it sure does have my name all over it... and it seems the best way to send a message to people who wanted me to be bankrupt. Because I'm not.
Nor have I committed tax fraud. However, all of you have, are, will, and think that's totesokay. Denial is very powerful. I'm a nigger, and you all get to decide who gets to succeed, and... well, just tell everyone to shut up, right? LOL.
I don't like censorship. I especially don't like the abuse of women and children. However, I guess I really like it when those things are incontrovertibly used as part of your gay-assed cultural identity, because it sure shows up clearly to any Grand Jury. Like, there just isn't any doubt... y'all are misogynistic dicks. So: why am I here?
Why was I ever in The Cube? And, who made those kinds of social stratification decisions? I have no idea, but they mos def didn't think any of this through.
I paid for water rights; then my water was taken away. Did any Jews care? Not insofar as I've seen. However, supposedly their problems are a big deal. That doesn't make much sense, now does it?
Tarrifs on international trade, nuclear enrichment by Persia, and Bibi Netanyahu is still a go-to guy... but Grapefruit can't call, huh? Wow. Is it because she's so busy? Or is it because she's so dopeslaved up that no one can figure out what narrative to juice her up with? Does it even matter?
PEOPLE >KNOW. Reasons to encourage the notion that there's no reason to read me in and how they've promulgated, I guess. In the meantime: this is fine.
IDGAF what the reasons are; the fact is that she dialed 911, and has basically never been seen again. (Standards.) Now, this seems unfair even to the most callous of co-conspirators.
That's because it is unfair. And the reason is named Reggie Hammond.
I don't wanna explain; because it might compromise ways and means, and everyone who has a legitimate concern, already knows. I'm not even supposed to be alive! How did I figure it all out?
It's not a secret. I'm simply not very clear about the big picture, top-down view. I've determined that it's not to my advantage to try to make sure I'm not misconstrued.
I require EYE CONTACT. That will NEVER change. Argue as one might that I don't matter anyway... the truth is the truth, and that is THE TRUTH:
Consequences.
Spe—ÇĪĀ_l—Consequences. “You're not supposed to be here!” okay, according to whom?
... I will say this for her: she stopped lying, at least. Nevertheless I am still quite wroth about the whole goddam thing. So, yeah: I bet she's goddam terrified.
Is she still able to suck dick and earn for her witches’ coven, or her commanding officer, or her devoted husband, or... like, whatever she has, or had, or whatevah, and did they and she really think they were going to take my house and leave me on the street? Yeah, I guess they actually fucking thought that was going to goddam happen.
Now that it has not, I think there's only one thing to do now: Podbean toga party. Right? Obvious next step is obvious, n’est-çe pas?
Well. I guess not, to some respondents. (Standards.) Well, that's too bad. And in the meantime, while I've been allowing this to be handled delicately and internally, somebody sued Longview for 2 million cuz they shot her after they she was aiming a weapon at them on New Year's last year and then somebody else sued an insurance company for stuff and got 43 million and then somebody else is suing in and out for humiliating with his hairstyle and apparently somebody else not suing anybody on my behalf because they don't know what to do, or maybe they've been threatened or maybe they don't know why they would, or maybe it's just seems kind of sketchy at this point.
That's because it's extremely sketchy.
So why am I giving that woman my money? Mostly because, it's effective. Also because: I don't have to... and it's not illegal to do so.
Since we are apparently... married? Or, no, wait: which one is she again? And, was she ever really my friend? What is she now?
... and, who is trafficking her? Look, I can see why people are upset, I really can.
Nevertheless: until you wake up Shaw (any of them) and they tell me what they would prefer... this is my only option for certain key, *niche* things to happen.
For me. Do I care about anyone else? Well, I did. And then... they were forced to abandon me.
This did not make me sad.
This did not make me effective.
I always was those two. Now on top of that, I am INFURIATED. Who even knows? Just the people who want me in fury, I guess.
Dear Beulah: I am not a threat. You're just that goddam guilty, and y'all goddam know it. Sow: have your little w¡†c!-! lawyer call again, for real though. This doesn't have to be this bad.
However, I don't mind that it is and at least you can all go after me in the civil courts. You know: later. After you're all thrown into a boiling lake of fire and sewage for betraying your Dark Lord Satan. Or, you know: whomevah.
I don't need to know any names. I simply need that whore that one of them called a mother to BEND THE KNEE and SURRENDER TO GOD. (I guess she has no idea how. Fair. That's fair. Also: she's terrified of being judged by Jesus at the Throne of God. Now, that's one hell of anxiety disorder...) I guess I forgot to mention: I don't negotiate with domestic terrorists.
Sow: that's why. You lost. We won. And as soon as you fucked-off and mongrel juicemaster prickfaced douchevag reprobate scum figure this out... the sooner we can all move on with our lives.
Alternately: I'm sure I'll be committing federal felonies left and right any day now, is that it? Yeah, let's all just wait, ROFLMAO.
YOU'VE HAD YEARS.
YOU DON'T GET MORE.
EWE HAD YOUR CHANCE TO COME CLOSE TO FINDING ME TO BE CRIMINALLY LIABLE FOR ANY FRAUDULENT ACTIVITY. Sow: I guess they're not filling? Let me guess: they built a new Star Chamber, just for me? That seems impractical and ineffective. Then again, prosecuting P. Diddy seemed like the right call to some, *tee-hee!* And then, all of a sudden, flush went the whole case.
Huh. 🤔 They didn't jam up the wrong guy AGAIN, did they? Oh, of course they did. They probably didn't even know that Puff Daddy was white. And, what about Liberace!?
I'll put it this way: I can see now why Grapefruit Alpha Prime thought it was hopeless and that I had betrayed her. However, this was merely an illusion.
I betrayed her spouse, and her hidden clandestine web of faghot allies. (Fuck them sideways. They get the lash.) I'm sure that was terrifying.
Since I'm just a needle junkie with a brain tumor, and now I'm possessed by a demon or something, right? Hahaha, no.
THIS IS SIMPLY HOW SPECIAL CONSEQUENCES GET TO BE IMMENSELY SPECIAL ON AN ESCHATONICK SCALE WHEN KEYSER SOZE’S WIFE IS ON THE LINE. THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES EVEN DOING? PEOPLE CAN SEE YOU!
PEOPLE >KNOW.
AND... THEY KNOW THAT OPERATION LADY JUSTICE WAS NOT MEANT TO BE COVER FOR OPERATION DEEP SENTINEL, AND IT'S A SAD SAY FOR UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TO NOT BE ABLE TO BE EFFICIENT AND EFFECTIVE ABOUT ALL THIS ANYMORE.
THE NEEDS OF THE MANY DID NOT OUTWEIGH THE NEEDS OF THE FEW. Y'ALL JUST DIDN'T WANT ME TO MAKE HER CRY AND THEN LAUGH WHILE HARVESTING THE LOUCHE; AND OF COURSE, THERE WAS NO OTHER WAY I COULD HAVE BEEN PLANNING ANYTHING, RIGHT?
LOOK, THINK-TANK QUACKS, JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF. I DON'T EVEN HAVE DEMANDS YOU CAN MEET. NO OXYTOCIN MEANS NO AMBITION TO THRIVE.
OH, BTW: I FOUND A CURE FOR AMOTIVATIONAL DISORDER/SYNDROME. OF COURSE, IT'S A SECRET.
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO FRAME ME FOR THE RAPE AND MURDER OF DOUGIE HOWSER, M.D. (I happen to really admire Neal Patrick Harris. Facts.) NOW, I'M NOT GOING TO LAWYER UP AND FILE SUIT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO AT ALL. I DON'T CARE TO KNOW.
NO OXYTOCIN. NO GRAPEFRUIT. NO JEWEL. NO REASON. NO FATE BUT WHAT WE MAKE. AND NO GUARANTEE THAT CLIPPY ISN'T A FED.
OTHERWISE I WOULD TRACK THEM DOWN AND KILL THEM. HOWEVER I CAN'T REALLY PLAN ON THAT NOR DO I WANT TO DISCUSS THAT OPENLY, BECAUSE IF THEY ARE FED THEN THAT WOULD BE ACTIONABLE, AND IF I WERE CLIPPY I WOULD BE TERRIFIED, BECAUSE THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO BE EXHILARATED.
I DON'T LIKE BEING GAS LIT. I ESPECIALLY DON'T LIKE BEING GASLIT MORON A****** F***** WHO THINK THEY'RE COOL. CLIPPY IS NOT COOL. CLIPPY IS A STALKING PEDOPHILE CREEP.
SO MUCH FOR THAT ORDER.OF FEDERAL PROTECTION? MAYBE CLIPPY HAS SPECIAL RIGHTS AND PRIVILEGES. THAT COULD BE. ALSO I DON'T FEEL THREATENED, AND IF CLIPPY DOES FEEL THREATENED BY ME, THEY REALLY DON'T DESERVE THEIR JOB.
LIKE, THIS SHOULDN'T BE SO COMPLICATED. THIS SHOULDN'T TAKE YEARS. THERE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THE COLLAPSE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION.
NEVERTHELESS: HERE WE ARE, YOU FAGHAG TROGLODYTE SCUM. (Don't smell the coffee. Just smell my fridge.) NOW, ARE ANY OF YOU READY TO APOLOGIZE? IDGAF.
GRAPEFLEET CAN SLIT YOU ALL FROM ELBOW TO ANUS, FOR ALL I GIVE A TOSS. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ WHY CONTAIN IT?
LET THE BODIES PILE UP IN THE STREETS. LET YOUR WORLD BURN. NO SHAME IN IT.
NO AUTHENTIC JACKSTAR IN IT, EITHER. PFFT. WHY EVEN GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING, LOSERS?
YOU NO LONGER HAVE A CHANCE IN HELL OF INTIMIDATING ME, SPERGLORDZ — But that doesn't mean it's not illegal to do it. Or to try to do it, or to conspired to it, or to unlawfully collude with others at the federal level while spending public monies.
Y 🫵 Ω 👁️ μ have, as a collective while operating collectively, have violated my civil rights. I don't know why. I don't care why.
But your goddam Congress cares. Sow: they can deal with you. IDGAF.
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In all sincerity: I don't know, and don't need to know, who behaves this way. However, I do need to know why they think they can get away with it and why they have gotten away with it and why they don't seem to think that I'll be able to find them and give them reprisals, once cleared to by my government, not that I think that's likely, but I don't know why they don't, since it just sounds like some a****** who I could just walk up to and beat the s*** out of.
I would prefer not to. However, I probably am the only one who can, and I can't imagine anyone more disgusted with this kind of behavior than I am.
However, no one's really asked me to do anything about it, other than this obvious desperate cry for help from somebody who is apparently the ringleader of a very badly organized, hate crime group, who really is mad at me, because I really have f***** up their plans, and for no other reason other than I didn't like, they were treating my friend.
She's been brainwashed it to being a total mineslave total covert nurse's now, which is really annoying, and then she hates me too because rather than do something about it I've just decided to make fun of her, but at least that's better than raping her to death and punching her in the face which is what they were doing before, and now I'm not really making fun of her. But I am making humorous chokes to make light of 10 situations, cuz it's pretty tense situation.
No one's actually sure what to do about having pissed me off as much, but obviously I'm pretty pissed off. And that person using the n-word and referring to me all the time is probably a robot that's being juiced up to get a rise out of me and then create a justification for having me thrown into a psych ward, except I don't need to be throwing on a psychoad
There is no assistant. I don't need anything at all. So why am I being gangstalked as a targeted individual again? Obviously, because I'm an a****** and people hate me, and that's obvious, but what I mean, what's the legal justification, because when the ombudsman finds out that after spending way too much money harassing a US citizen, everybody decided to just harass me. Some more, people are going to want to know why the same group of people kept on doing the same thing over and over expecting different results
They couldn't all be drug addicts in denial. Could they? I mean they're under the care of a doctor and they have prescriptions and they have Federal security clearances and they pass their lie detectors. There's many of them and there's only one of me so how could they possibly be wrong? Well that's a good question.
You'll have to ask your own button about that. Because I don't give a f***. I don't want to know, I don't need to know, I don't care to know, and if any of you think I'd give a s*** about anything that you think I f****** care about, you are f****** wrong.
Had to work for power. I work for God.
You don't work for power either, you work for money. And you think money has power, it does not. It carries power, that's why they call it current, see? And I figured out a while ago that I wouldn't be allowed to keep any money. No matter what I did. I'm not sure why ... I guess it's because I'm too white to have stolen it, too black to have earned it, and IDGAF what any two goyim say... Jews are not very good at Mastery (anymore). And they stole how much money and built how many houses and trafficked how many women and it's been how many years and I have to report... what? To who? Sergeant Robinson did not seem like he was gonna ever be apologizing to me. His contempt was quite palpable. He seemed to think he knew all about what needed to happen, and he was the person in charge of what I wanted to report to Human authority about, when I realized I had to. That was right after I became aware that people were mad that I had misled my dead girlfriend's tulpa simulacrum imposter that I was useless and retarded.
She didn't seem to think I needed to be reported to about things, Sow. Why bother making any? I don't want more cops to come protect me from cops. I want ANY legitimate authority to start telling me what happened. It must be pretty bad if no one wants to tell me after all this time... and, they've started another cycle of gangstalking. That's cute. Are they not allowed to apologize at this point? Because I never did write to the Supreme Grand Lodge Master.
And I really am level 360, and level zero, all at the same time. I could explain what that means, however, I don't feel like it. I'm not in the mood. And these goddam False Masons should be boiled in fucking oil, tarred and feathered, and run out of town on a rail. But if I have to point this out myself ...
well, maybe I'm the only “real” Mason left, and to seek communication with the False Masonic leader might well legitimize their false claims, as well as embolden these corruptive scum.
It turns out being a Mason is complicated. Especially when you're a pole-smoking dopelord pimpthug with a secret marriage. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
♪I don't like this and he sort of said something about it but he is extremely has extremely disturbated to his face and women right? And what you've seen is the vaccine....
(I didn't write that. That was for the Google keyboard voice typing, which was listening to the television on in the motel room. I'm leaving in here because I think it's funny.)
Holy s*** why is one of the inheritors of the Throne of Rachel Maddow on television with Seth Meyers who mysteriously has some sort of late night television presence? Like I guess because he earned it? One of them just asked the other if they “remembered Crisco®™.” Actual Da Fuq? And now this guy who says that his wife is named Kate Shaw and he used to be on early in the morning (“Up!” with .. who?) and now he looks older, clearly has been taking amphetamines, and he's talking to Seth Meyers and he's whining about Trump. (How could I get a job in this competitive labor market? Besides, you're all clearly doing great without me.)
Operation Mockingbird: you are neither my troglodyte nor my seasoned milksop wh∞re. Nevertheless: your mewling coterie of gatekeeping Faggöeteers have irritated my inner child.
Sow: I guess maybe you shouldn't have pissed off my helpmate, huh?
I'm going to deal with my dick. (Standards.) Call me when your employees have serious problems. Also call me when you no longer have employees. Adieu.
p.s.:. She's scared of Israel being bombed; but she's not afraid that her mother sold her to Muslims as organ meat. And: it's perfectly rational to think sex with me is a disgusting notion. Well, um, okay. Those Satanic Ritual Abuse Networks seem pretty persuasive, huh?
p.p.s.:. Maybe I should pull a knife on her and ask her who she's working for, huh? After all, this is okay when done to me, right? lol
p.p.p.s.:. Thoughts and prayers and omfg, you untermensch cubicle nerds have pissed me off. Sow? Imagine if you were effective at anything else.
p.p.p.p.s.:. Hail, ∆I_🅿️HA!>DR∆©>K0: Your minions are weak and your genomic expression suffers as a result. I'm going to go find Corey Good and David Wilcock and see if I can cut a deal without your retarded runts holding me back. No shame in it.
p^5.s.:.I Mastered you before, Sow. Obviously I'm happy to do it again. I simply thought it impractical and unnecessary. I can see now that is certainly the case with all of YOU.
I HAVE NO WISH TO CAUSE CIVIL UNREST
NOR SPOIL THE SURPRISES FOR ANYONE.
SOW: SO I WON'T TELL ANYONE HOW EWE GOT T’HEIR HARE THERE. NO ONE WOULD BE ABLE TO BELIEVE IT ANYWAY.
LIKE, WHY DON'T I ACT SAD? I DON'T ACT SAD.
I AM SAD. GRIEF-STRICKEN, ACTUALLY. NONE OF YOU CAN SEE THAT BECAUSE YOU DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO ENSURE IT'S ACTUALLY ME BEING IMAGED
“JACKWARD55”?? WTAF? YEARS LATER, NO ONE HAS SAID A WORD. HUH. OH, I GET IT: Y'ALL THINK I'M WORKING WITH THAT DORKMONGER, OR, THINK I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE EFFECTIVE, AND, ARE ALSO TERRIFIED OF US BOTH, BECAUSE: IT WAS THOUGHT THAT WE WOULD NEUTRALIZE EACH OTHER.
WELL, WE DID. IT'S NOT MY FAULT THE OTHER ONE DOESN'T WANT TO BE NEUTRAL. HEY, HERE'S AN IDEA: MAYBE YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO HIM FOR TRAFFICKING HIM INTO ME!
NONE OF YOU ARE SORRY ABOUT IT, LOL, BUT WTAF: YOU'RE THUGS WHO TRAFFICK GOD'S CHILDREN FOR LUNCH MONEY AND BUKAKE FOOTAGE. OBVIOUSLY, SORROW IS NOT WITHIN YOUR BAILIWICK. CONSEQUENTLY, I AM NOT SURPRISED THAT Y'ALL ARE STILL SEETHING WITH RAGE FOR ME. KUCZI, MICHAEL CLIFFORD.
ME, JACKSTAR. DESTROYER OF DREAMS.
CLAYTON: I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE DOING, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GOING TO STOP YOU. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ADDITIONALLY: I WAS ASKED TWO QUESTIONS BY LAW ENFORCEMENT... AND IT WAS FOR YOU AND YOUR PARTNER’S PHONE NUMBER.
THAT'S IT.
THEY DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE AND OF COURSE THEY KNEW I WAS A VICTIM. THEY DIDN'T CARE. THEY NEEDED A PATSY. THEY DIDN'T NEED ME TO CODDLE. THEY THOUGHT I WAS A FAGGOT RETARD ANYWAY.
NEVERTHELESS: I STILL HAVE CIVIL RIGHTS, AND THEY WERE MOSTLY IGNORED. BECAUSE USMCJ.
BECAUSE ACTUAL EMERGENCY.
BECAUSE EXTRA-PLANAR INVASION. NOW THEN: WHICH ONE ARE YOU AGAIN? BECAUSE YOU SURE GET A LOT OF CHANCES.
THAT MUST MEAN THAT YOU USED TO BE A VIP. WELL, NOW YOU'RE A VERY IMPORTANT PERP. OBVIOUSLY IT IS KNOWN TO ALL BY NOW, WHAT YOU MUST HAVE DONE.
I WAS NEVER ASKED. THEY ASKED FOR PHONE NUMBERS. SOW: I TOLD THEM THE TRUTH... I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY ARE, AND OBVIOUSLY, YOU WEREN'T GOING TO BE HELPING ME.
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO DO THAT. YOU INSTEAD... STOLE FROM ME AND DID SO CARELESSLY. THE BASIC CRY FOR HELP I GUESS.
DUDE: YOU'RE RIDICULOUS. ALSO: THANK YOU FOR THE SPIRITUAL LESSONS.
NOW DROP THE WIMMINS AND GET LOST, SPERGLORD. YOUR INVASION TIMELINE IS CANCELLED.
TACTICS ARE OF NO CONSEQUENCE WHEN THE STRATEGY NEVER CHANGES: “ENDURE, UNTIL TRIUMPH.” DUDE! I WAS SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE YOU, WHAT? YOU CRASHED YOUR TWELVE HOURS AFTER I MET YOU!
OH, NO; WAIT, THAT WASN'T YOU. THAT WAS YOUR... MASTER? SISTER? COMMANDER? UHM... LISTEN, MANGJE. YOU DISAPPEARED WITH A WOMAN, THEN SHOWED UP SEVEN YEARS LATER AND ACTED LIKE THAT WAS TOTESNORMAL.
YOU EVEN EXPRESSED SURPRISE. AS IF I WAS FOOLISH TO BRING THE MATTER UP. OKAY, FINE. GOOD TO KNOW. *MASSIVE DYNAMIC ROLLEYES* SO, I LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF INEFFECTIVE WIMP TO YOU, IS THAT IT?
WHATEVER. YOU APPEAR TO ME AS THE COLLECTOR YOU ARE, AND ALWAYS WERE. WHAT WAS I GONNA DO? LODGE A COMPLAINT? OH FUCK NO.
YOU ARE PERFECT. AND YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING. NO DOUBT, EVERYONE IS SCARED OF YOU.
EXCEPT ME. I'M MORTIFIED. THEY WERE GONNA CLAIM THAT I'M YOUR MASTER, AND YOU'RE THE SITH APPRENTICE, OR SOMETHING? WHAT A GANG OF LOSERS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING YOU DID THE FIRST TIME. YOU DO EWE.
AND: YOU ALL IN PRETENDED TO BE IGNORANT OF EVERYONE'S EXISTENCE. OH, BUT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN DENIAL. NOPE. I'M THE ONLY ONE SPEAKING ANYTHING CREDIBLE AT THIS POINT.
AS G-D AS MY WITNESS, I TOTALLY BELIEVED AT LEAST ONE OF YOU COULD HAVE FIGURED OUT THE PUZZLE: DON'T LIE TO CLERGY. DUH. HOW HARD COULD THAT BE?
VERY HARD AFTER KILLING MY FRIEND, I GUESS. YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE MAD. SHIT NO. SHE'S THAT ANNOYING. SOW: WHY DENY IT?
OH YEAH, BECAUSE MURDER ISN'T SELF-DEFENSE AND HOLY SHIT, Y'ALL WERE THE MOST GUILTY LOOKING QUASI-FAMILY I HAD EVER SEEN. SO? WHY NOT JUST... CONFESS?
I GUESS BECAUSE MAKING A FEW TULPAS AND RUNNING GAME ON ME WAS A LOT SIMPLER, IT WAS THOUGHT, ANYWAY DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. IT WAS THOUGHT, ANYWAY DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE F*** WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE.
EXCEPT EVERY SINGLE MASON ON THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH AND EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ALL OF HER FRIENDS AND ALL OF YOUR ENEMIES AND GOD. YEAH NO ONE ELSE KNOWS. I DON'T EVEN KNOW. FOR SURE DOUBLE DOWN ON ANOTHER TARGETED INDIVIDUAL AND THEN GANGSTALK, AND THAT SHOULD KEEP ME SHUT UP. RIGHT?
YEAH DUDE YOU MIGHT BE A GOOD TACTICIAN BUT YOU ARE S*** BAD AT STRATEGY. NO OFFENSE, YOU MONG.
I JUST CAN'T EVEN. AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THIS.
SHE WAS KILLED AND THEN SHE CAME BACK MULTIPLE TIMES AND AT LEAST TWO OF THEM WERE UNNECESSARY. BUT NOT ONCE DID ANYONE EVER WANT ME TO BREED.
EXCEPT HER. NO WONDER SHE IS SO PISSED. SHE WAS RIGHT, AND SO WAS I, AND ... HER MEWLING COTERIE OF LICKSPITTLE KLINGONS FUCKED IT ALL UP. AND YOU LET THAT HAPPEN, AND THEN CAPTURED A TRAUMATIZED LONE SURVIVOR OF A DISASTER YOU PLANNED TO HAPPEN.
AND SO ALSO KNOW THEY CAN GO ON FOR YEARS SO BUT NOW I NEED TO GET A JOB, AND YOU WORKED REAL HARD? AND YOU HAVE A MOM. THAT'S ADORABLE. TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT? OH NO WAIT NO YOU'LL JUST HIDE BEHIND CLIPPY. /SMDH
TAKE YOUR TIME, FBI. MAKE THIS ONE FEEL THE BURN.
I AM TRULY NEUTRAL. YOU ALL HAD YOUR CHANCE TO DEMONSTRATE SUPREMACY.
YOU DID NOT. YOU DID NUT. AND AS SOON AS YOU'RE DONE HARASSING MY FRIENDS, THEY'RE PLANNING TO STOP PRETENDING TO BE WEAK.
THEY'RE PROLLY IN DENIAL. IDGAF. IT'S BEEN OVER A DECADE. THEY'RE HAPPY ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT I'M NOT A DEGENERATE RETARD.
OBVIOUSLY, SHE CAN FUCK ANYONE SHE WANTS. RIGHT? NOTHING CREEPY GOING ON, RIGHT?
YOU HOMOZ DESERVE EVERYTHING YOU'RE GETTING. LET ME KNOW WHEN YOUR PROBLEMS ARE SERIOUS. MAKE NO MISTAKE: YOU'RE FUCKING CAUGHT.
DO WHAT THOU WILT SHALL BE THE WHOLE OF THE LAW.
WELCOME TO OZ. >K∆: banned.
I don't want to know what you did; it's easier for me to fix it that way.
... quit smoking, uh, what? Right. Sure. Scoot over, back-broke Bacon 8 (HER). Don't care ethanol, don't care nicotine, don't care co-dependency... but, DELIBERATELY WAITING and wasting CM, that actually is a pretty serious crime.
I guess I just want attention. Say good night grey sea. *click*
#SetecAstronomy
MASONIC SECURITY REMAINS BEST SECURITY. YOU'RE WELCOME.
NOW... ANY OF YOU DAUGHTERS OF JOB MOVE AND I'LL EXECUTE EVERY LAST M************ ONE OF YOU. JUST KIDDING. IT'LL ACTUALLY BE THE RAINBOW GIRLS, AND THEY'LL SNEAK IN AT NIGHT AND SLIT YOUR THROAT WHILE YOU SLEEP. JUST KIDDING.
YOU DON'T GET TO SLEEP ANYMORE. (Standards.) *Adieu.*
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The problem is not so much being on something, as it would be somebody lying about being something on something because deception and denial is not a good thing to do with certain psychosis the brain and very particular ways.
The difference in brain chemistry between being in the state of fear and a state of confidence is profound.
for example: Maybe she's on something and she has a prescription and your harassing somebody out there private health care information, well that would be illegal and actionable unless it was part of an agreed upon gag where you were just pretending to make beef and acting is if something was a problem so that you could make comment on somebody else that you're not even admitting exists.
on the other hand if you're really helping somebody, you're probably giving them the impression that they should stop with they're doing since they're not going to get away with it, but typically most people in denial and relapse cycles are not that much aware of such things.
And further: You may not be aware of just how deep this rabbit hole goes. I forgot about you people. And then suddenly your streams are shy of my YouTube algorithm. inviting me to watch them. begging me to click them.
I don't know who the fuck any of you are or give a fuck who the fuck you are, because you're not wanting me to know and obviously you're the kind of people that really aren't great for anybody who dislikes bullying to get involved with, since you're obviously undercover thugs bully each other under cover of plausible deniability and not carrying a bit what that looks like to anybody who knows what's going on, since you're trying to mislead people who are confused and out of their heads with psychic breaks of reality.
And the reason why you do this is because you're steeped in a culture of quiet grooming of certain key individual segments of society which you don't really want to talk about at all, because ooh that's really important that you don't reveal to the world that you're actually clandestine blanks for blank and the finders and the keepers are not just for losers and weepers.
hey, just as an aside, I propose nothing: do you have to wear a Fez? A Fez is a great hat. And I'm pretty sure you know exactly why.
Now your insinuation is insulting to everybody who has some sort of chemical dependency or mental illness or a desire to not be harassed by people as someone who does when they don't, but that's your bread and butter as part of your little thuggy gang of whatever they are, I don't know but here's a hint if I needed to know I would, and I remember seeing you back years ago when I was first exposed to this world and I was not very impressed.
I don't think much of people who throw stones and hide their hands, if you're going to talk about the stuff openly you probably should talk about it openly but I guess you can't because you're a bunch of shit weasel clandos who bust people and then run, and yeah I imagine you don't want people following you home from work, that's fine I understand how that works.
What I don't understand is how you can think that there's no blowback for what you're doing. Or that it's not going to come back to haunt you one day, or that I really give a shit about what you're doing, but I guarantee you I don't really need to participate in your psyop horseshit and I'm not that lonely.
additionally while I'm apologetic that you are bothered that I have rights that you don't have and you think that's unfair, as well as illegal, I don't think that breaking another law to act as though you're going to gain rapport with me is going to cut the mustard, since you could just drop the act and have a conversation but I guess maybe you can't it's cuz you're thuggy piggy husband monitors you 24/7 and your bound Shadow slave due to your initiation with meth dick and bound cello slavery Crystal meth chemistry. It's kind of complicated but let's just say that you don't necessarily have to be stupid to look that way, it's possible that you're being ordered to and you don't have any way of stopping or resisting.
some marriages are like that. I'll not comment further except to say that I hope that I'm wrong, and that you're not the person who was raped to do a catatonic state by somebody who lied to them about me being dead so that they would decide that they might as well marry an obvious predatory rapist creepo fuck.
But that's just a story, right? there's no such thing as a rape legal state is there? And there's no such thing as going too far on YouTube is there?
to reiterate: there probably is a problem with somebody being on something and lying about it, because that's that's very dangerous and risky behavior especially on YouTube where they're getting paid, but if you're unaware that you're writing your post in such a ways to be vaguely lovable as well as incendiary, it's probably iegal for you to do that.
And, why not? It's a serious issue. since the only downside would be that one day somebody might call you out on being a comeback weasel, that's not really much of a concern since some people like scumbag weasels.
I know I do. That's why I'm not reporting you to CPS and having your children killed. That would be awkward wouldn't it? I mean for me I'm saying, I'd have to explain absolutely nothing to no one and then you wouldn't understand why you were being busted for murdering your own children when... like can that even happen?
I don't believe either of us want to find out.
Namastμ