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AzzGab => Esoterica => Topic started by: WORTHAUGERa on May 01, 2022, 07:03:42 PM
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Hi. My name is Michael Jesus Clifford Kuczi-GOMEZ. (I know, sigh, obviously I would have preferred "Sue." Even -just- "Sue." lol) The story of how I got that particular name hung on me is one for a separate thread, and if I had my way about it, it'd be happening ten hojjiion doors down the line on the spacetime timeline superhighway.
Which, by the way, exists. And, before Jackstar, my name was Kooter.
Go on. Clap. Do it. No, really. I'll wait. Yes, not only did people call me Kooter, I actually introduced myself as such. No, really. REALLY.
I daresay not a one of you would have ever had the sack to pull that one off, amIrite? No, I'm just very, very clever about shielding my tactics from prying eye-balls. /shrug. Look, God made me this way, you wanna complain, you know what to do. (Calling me "a cunt" is a great place to start. No, really.)
Anyway, having established this historical fact (HELLO OMAHA, SHUT DOWN THE PROTECTION GRID, THIS ONE'S TOO COLD TO FRY WITH ALL THE HEAT COMING OFF THE ROAD RIGHT NOW. ABORT, ABORT, CANCEL HIS PARDON, HE DESERVES TO BE FUCKED TO DEATH--*skill-kill-sputch*), and, that's quite enough out of him, Jesus, what a Fed up Fed loser. Like, he really just lost, huh? Well.. did he actually -lose- anything this time? SAVE S/HE/IT.
More... after the break. (the rescue-a-bet expands. Greatflex.)
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For the record, I don't think you're a chode and I don't think that you're allowed to tell me the name of the chode that told you to start messaging me then; and I didn't get the impression that it was you, otherwise I would have been more interested in picking up the phone.
So between us, you could just say that I had Focus Assistant enabled.
Also I keep getting poisoned with stuff, and I keep shrugging It off. It's possible I may be a long lost Rasputin scion. Fortunately for me I saw this coming and that's why I registered as ordained clergy in 1997.
totesreal. totesimmunity to several items, not the least of which is any concerns about whether I'm using needles or not, except... You know I really prefer not to use it at all unless it's necessary, and then when it's necessary if it's necessary for somebody to disagree with me it is then necessary for us to have a necessary discussion about necessary discussions over necessary boundaries.
And when I say us I don't mean you and I, I mean, several other people.
My this is complicated, isn't it?
So anyway I'll just tell you I'm just not going to use them cuz I get a real charger I tell the truth if something nobody believes me also they're not really necessary
I'm not into that kind of technology. my mother was, she used needles her whole life. And believe me if I want to become needle dependent I know how to do it.
I also know how to avoid that. I think I should teach it to the natives in the hills? Well here's the thing, that would kind of be, against treaty.
Similarly she couldn't teach me how to make butter either, and then apparently she couldn't tell me why.
Either because she didn't think she had to or because she didn't think she was supposed to. Trust me, she was supposed to.
And that, in a nutshell is how we got here today. None of this is on me, and all of you need to stop blaming me for things, and stuff that got blamed on me needs to be unblamed and then people need to be undebriefed.
Obviously I can't do any of that. I've got to get started washing my hair. And, do you know why? I'll tell you why.
BECAUSE I'M THE GODDAMN BENEFICIARY AND I TOLD YOU THAT IT'S GOING TO FUCKING BENEFIT ME AND EVEN IF I'M FUCKING WRONG BY FUCKING ARGUE WITH ME YOU HAVE WASTED EVERYONE'S TIME SO THAT'S NOT TO MY BENEFIT SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING UNWIND REWIND GO BACK PICK UP AND FUCKING DO THE GODDAMN JOB YOU WERE FUCKING MEANT TO BE DOING.
NO THIS DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH SEX. WHO DO YOU THINK I'M TALKING TO? BECAUSE I'M FUCKING SCREAMING AT MAJORETTE DAMES WHO THINK THEY KNOW THE WAY THEY GET THE CHAIN OF COMMAND OF THIS COUNTRY.
WELL AT LEAST WE KNOW WHO WON THE RAT RACE./GRIN
YEAH I GOT TO GO TO BED FOR YOU BUT IF YOU DON'T WAIT IN LINE IT'LL LOOK SUSPICIOUS.
WE'LL DISCUSS THIS LATER THIS IS HOPEFULLY A TIMELINE THAT WON'T PAN OUT.
I DON'T LIKE THE CURTAINS.
CIAO BABY!!
5U3.
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>picture this
>a bag of dicks
>one glance only; "fine, I'll have what she's halving."
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D5 standing, uh, kinda by