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AzzGab => Politics => Topic started by: pate on June 01, 2022, 11:36:19 PM
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My first thought is actually slightly off-topic:
I thought there was a thread by this name already. Must've been another *Gab, Nautical Shore.
/self-reported
See below (if you dare) for a few incredibly shitty quality recordings of my new Windows-Down-Stopped-At-A-Red-Light "happy place" mantra.
Sometimes I get less mono-tone and jazzy with it like in the second one. The key is to try to get the time of the mantra consistent. I think LGB1 is about a 5 second cycle and LGB2 is a 3 second cycle.
I highly recommend it, especially when you are stuck in traffic due to some massive Streetcar/Public Transit/Highway improvement boondoggle that is taking themthe hobo elite somewhere close to 50 years to complete. Kansas City is rife with such projects, to the point that they seem to have most of the roads/routes to anywhere more than a few blocks away shut down for months on end...
I'd say "shut down while theythe hobo elite are 'working' on them..," but there doesn't seem to be much actual work going on. I am frankly surprised theythe hobo elite haven't run out of traffic cones/barriers yet.
Mostly, the progress achieved so far seems to be to find yet another traffic choke point at which to dig a new hole (that will be filled in sometime before 2025, apparently) and close the intersection. From there theythe hobo elite seem to spread out in an ever-widening circle to close the nearby intersections to the point where all the traffic in town is funneled to one single "choke-point" (underneath Bartle Hall) that causes wonderful incidents like this:
https://youtu.be/ufhxmyj91yE
^probably caused by a Kansas (*spit*) driver...
My administration will not let this sort of aggression stand, man.
Between the local communist mayor's BS trolley/streetcar project and the current usurper-in-chief's Federal Highway Un-Improvement project, theythe hobo elite have made quite a mess of this town. I am sure it has nothing to do with attempting to discourage individuals from car-ownership...
Hear, Musaks:
https://youtu.be/3pAAu5gVIqc
That is all, Carry Anne.
pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"
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Is it just me or is there something quite sexy about Liz Cheney? I keep expecting her to spank me with a hairbrush while dressed as a valkyrie.
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Is it just me or is there something quite sexy about Liz Cheney? I keep expecting her to spank me with a hairbrush while dressed as a valkyrie.
It’s just you.
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Amen Brother!!! ;)
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Is it just me or is there something quite sexy about Liz Cheney? I keep expecting her to spank me with a hairbrush while dressed as a valkyrie.
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Personally
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Is it just me or is there something quite sexy about Liz Cheney? I keep expecting her to spank me with a hairbrush while dressed as a valkyrie.
Being held at gunpoint sucks.
Being a pacifist with no weapons with no culpability: pretty, pretty, Priceless.
The struggle is real. The strength fades away over time. And then, when energy is depleted to its ultimate nadir, and the power to resist comes to its lowest ebb, then, right then—THE POUNCE. THE PIVOT.
THE PALADIN, & THE LAYING ON OF HANDS. (She's got some deep desires.) I have a feeling... she's read a lot of fantasy novels, and is completely unashamed about that.
I bet she's never admitted to reading 50 Shades even once. Now, I have NEVER. EVER! (I'll bet fifty bucks she's got copies stashed all over the house.)
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It’s just you.
The thought of her trying to turn me on, turns me on. Or begins to, anyway.
Oh, Tiffany apologized today. That was nice. Now, I, myself, am not entirely sure—TIiffany? what?—she thought she was apologizing for; but I have no need to know that information. Not really. Not at all. Not even by a long chalk/MALK\talk, if that_person wants me to know that_information, I'm sure I will hear about it directly... one day. It's not my information to decide such a matter. It's not my timetable. “get down on your knees, Witch! Get down on your knees and pray. Pray to your (*∅*)wl and tell me (*SMAK*) now, that's a prayer. Are you done? Yeah I think you're done. Praying to God that is, now why don't you tell me what it is that you wanted to apologize to me for? (*WHAM*) what do you want to apologize to me for? (*WHAK*) what do you want to apologize to me for? (*PRAY*) what do you want to apologize to me for? (*WRAY*) oh now you want to apologize to Christ? (*SMITE*) oh well that's (*SMITE*) that's what I've been (*SMITE*) doing (*SMITE*) but now since you want (*SMITE*) to apologize (*SMITE*) to Christopher (*SMITE*) who was it again (*SMITE*) no Christ (*SMITE*)you're going to apologize to Christ (*SMITE*) and now I got to start (*SMITE*) all over again (*SMITE*) cuz (*SMITE*) I didn't capitalize (*SMITE*) right at first (*SMITE*) I'm sorry bless you Jesus I love you call me (*SMITE*) get him out of here—*click*
SPEAKING OF TIMETABLES, DO ANY OF YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW WHEN THE NEXT SCHEDULED EPISODE OF THAT HOT NEW GAME SHOW IN PARIS, IT'S ALL THE RAGE: BEATING THE MAGICK OUT OF ME BY THE FORCE WITH LITERAL BAGS OF THIS.SITH.SHIT. SIGNED: T.Society. (Dr. Ed: *horse*blink*) A doctor that knows it's a horse? I can buy that. But is this a medical doctor? Open the mouth; let's check the gums. (Cowlitz County: open the garage; check for guns. Circle the wagons too, why don't-cha? Are you too busy with an emergency? Well, why don't I hold your black robe for you, while you get your white coat on, and your stethoscope on, and then you can run down there TO THE HOSPITAL WHERE EMERGENCIES TYPICALLY GO. and point things out to people, do a little gambling on whether or not it's an emergency or not, hey here's an idea why don't you just drop it oh that's right you can't how's that dopeslave prosecutor of yours doing? Oh really huh I wonder I wonder maybe you should just try giving him more dope maybe he should just have all the dope in the north he wants and then maybe he'll be a good prosecutor, for once. have you tried that yet? hey here's an idea have you tried dope? Do you even know what dope is? Well do you? Wow, now there's something I've seen a few times before: a cricket in a judges' robe, not chirping, but frantically looking through pictures of letters in paint-a-frame-by-frame-up-in-books.
Now I have no need to know this information, nor do I want to know how to have a need for this information, therefore I'm not going to pursue this information on when They're planning on beating the shit out of me with literal bags of shit. I'm only bringing this up because it seems relevant given the Tiffany apologize today which was very nice thank you and no not that Tiffany... a different Tiffany.
Okay I'd like to point out that somebody made an assumption, and then somebody else made an assumption see that's why Mr. Not_anonymous is not unfamiliar with these circumstances, and it's probably has a lot to do with why he respects me in the first place, I know my place I have no need to know when the Jesuits are planning to have me fucking killed, and I don't want to know when they're planning on being the shit on me with little bags of shit.
I've just been given a heads up that I've been tapped for the job of tightening up the name a little bit because it's kind of hard to put it on a marquee or in a pre watershed show or on the water cooler... Anyway let's get to the creative: tree tree to 2 won money:
“Jesuit fun bags chaos.
“bags of Jesuit fun with k special k
"Holy Jesus bags of shit right in his face
" Holy Jesus what did you break my arm with a bag of shit?
"Holy Jesus I'm so sorry crack oh shit that was his neck possibly curious. How long should we wait to see how long it takes him to self-res heh heh
"Roasting Kuczi’s balls on a spit Jesuit/Jezebel style/stile.
Now I know you don't get the idea yet - it's very high concept, here's the deal they're going to get these things called Bulgarian training bags and they're these leather bags that are shaped particular way and they got stitches are very very strong bags and you're meant to put weight in them and then exercise with them.
Some people waiting in them and they take them to the corner grocery but that's not we're going to do here what's going to happen is they're going to grab me and they're going to beat the shit out of me and test my fucking Shields.
/f-keks.
More than that later, I'm sure that's a developing story in the meantime I'm trying to figure out a name for the show that is going to be appropriate it's going to be difficult for me to figure that out though because I don't actually have the contract here I just heard a little whisper from still a small voice from Jesus who warn me that's going to happen well warning I mean it's obviously something I've been preparing for, a lot of people have wanted it to happen for my entire life is people beating the shit out of me with literal bags of shit.
A close second is having somebody threaten to cut my balls off (hey, now there's an idea I should share with Jewel) and roast them over a fire (note that this is a reference to an obscure, little known ritual of sorcerous evil, a ritual that I would never personally perform, given that I AM a Sourceror, but stay with me on this, like I said this is high concept), but that threat came in quite a long time ago and hasn't happened yet and these days I don't think they could do that any better than they already have.
Deer poisoners: I get it. I get it. You do too, so far. You don't like the irreverent way that I talk to Jesus, well, my/G+d’s\God’s F/|friend(s)’(s)... Jesus doesn't like the way (You) talk to His K-Friend you fucking get me, Kid(5)? Are you standing by,? Ready to rig for red? Jab? Jab? red? got a red? got a red? Gotta jab.goytta.jab. Gotta red? Gotta red light? Gotta jab. Gotta jab. Gotta jab u. Gotta jab u. Juh? Baaaa. (You know if you're really lucky Jesus will let you mow my lawn/)Lon GKood.
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Well done!
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You may have a soy-burger, if you wish.
Again, I say: Well done!
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Don't let it go to your head (if you can)...
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Homebuyers with credit scores of 680 or higher will pay ~$40 per month more on a home loan of $400,000.
Buyers with down payments of 15% to 20% will get socked with the largest fees.
Buyers with riskier credit ratings and lower down payments will get lower rates and fees.
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DeSantis bows to Zionist Jews, vowing to ignore the first amendment in order to fight antisemitism. Signs hate speech bill into law.
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Juan O Savin - military in control - The Seed of the Serpent - The Antichrist
https://rumble.com/v2kvoh6-juan-o-savin-huge-military-in-control-042823...html
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If they need to fall asleep they would listen to mine. ;D
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Well, here comes the KKK (Krazy Kommunist Karens): busybodies with nothing better to do than tell you how to raise your kids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8EibZ9-CjE
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Australian Senator Tells the World that COVID-19 was 'All Bullsh*+;
Vows to Hunt Down Guilty
https://rumble.com/v2lzpsc-australian-senator-tells-the-world-that-covid-19-was-all-bullsht-vows-to-hu.html
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Well, here comes the KKK (Krazy Kommunist Karens): busybodies with nothing better to do than tell you how to raise your kids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8EibZ9-CjE
They need something to do now that they can't insist we all get odd shots.
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"Blade Runner 1929" by Fritz Lang: A Dystopian Masterpiece 🎬 Made by Artificial Intelligence
Welcome to the "Views of an AI" channel, where we delve into the imaginative world of cinema! In this video, we present a captivating reinterpretation of the iconic film "Blade Runner" through the visionary lens of legendary filmmaker Fritz Lang. . . .
(Description written by ChatGPT)
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Racism has become a dysphemism for I think you think for yourself too much.
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Prosit
The Colonel
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This one should just be titled How Not to Argue
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Is gender fluid anything like tranny fluid? Just wondering. ???
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I don't watch the videos you post, Metron.
I don't go to your zoo.
I will not participate.
For I have chosen not to.
It's simple. I have freedoms;
and ewe do too. And ewe
ARE NOTī ¡T. ∆Tī cannot
🅱️e reasoned with. ¡t cannot
🅱️E.BOUGHT.NOR.BOT.NOR
Kåμ,G‘t. “PIgⁿk Cot°ⁿ·” °¹>K.
And so on. Et cetera. Ad nauseum.
Your compound to my west is an
abhorrent monstrosity. And when
Ī leave, all you will be left with is
alone.
Without water, I shall certainly leave;
and upon any return, I will not bring
FIRE. (We have to watch our hare.)
For with no water,
yet plenty of 🧊,
your precious ❄️flakes
are gone with the 🌬️.
I'll wind up somewhere from ye,
and I won't fall down any further
THAN
THIS
🕳️🗿
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Nefermynd...
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I said this years ago and no one’s ever had an answer for me. The reason YouTube dominates is simply because the vids are easy to share because all you have to do is copy the web address and paste it to the forum you want and they automatically embed. As far as I know no other video site does this. Until Rumble fixes this they won’t be able to compete with YouTube.
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I'm going to watch this;
and then you're going to call me at my new burner number —
WHICH YOU HAVE (Duh.)
— and then we're going to have ourselves a little palaver.
REMEMBER:
THE NEEDLE IS THE CHIEF MEANS OF CONTROL.
I don't know everything. Yet, I do know what is important. You might be the same.
Operators operating. You of all people know that this is completely true. All opfor gambits are in an unfathomably, unstoppable cascading crash into ultra FUBAR; this is undeniable.
I don't expect Tuesday's meet to be anything but a totes total shitshow shinejob. (At least you have good whiskey.) As I'm not military, I have nothing to do with it.
#Officially.
After hearing the medication list that was given to one (1) Mister Richard (PROT-Ayyyylmao), in a ham-fisted charade of a pretense at maintaining any sense of ethical patient care, I'm shoCKED he's supposedly on HALOPERIDOL. (David, my good man, the strongest advantage of PaladinVision™ is that it works even better when the subject does not believe it even exists.) Along with a list spoken in breathy, hushed tones (from Beau’s mother to Skidmark’s tulpæ, like holy s*** are you running out of f****** staff or what? I bet not one of them has a valid S.A.G. card, SLOPPY JOB, FOX FORCE FLIPPER-BABYRAPING FILM kCLUB, I smelled the desperation left in my clothes that weren’t washed while you were all busy EXTENDING YOUR RELAPSE CYCLE) within 7 ft of where I was standing — NOTE: DRESS CODE VIOLATION DETECTED, NO CARNATION OF ANY COLOR PINNED TO A JACKET LAPEL NOT FOUND — of about seven other medications, although of course I don't believe that anything we're really taking by either that person or anyone named David at all.
Duper’s delight is the most easy f****** thing to pick up on. Even when faked. Attend to be closely here: I have content; I have options; and I have planned for ALL of this.
You don't even know what I want. You just operating under the assumption that whatever it is bad for you. Bad for all of you. I don't actually think it is. Other than how you're all going to go down and the animals of clandestine Service history is being the the most glorious gang of f****** rubber babies in all the recorded history, f****** Hoover is f****** rolling over his grave power in the f****** new MRI machine, etc etc because I know you feel bad about it.
I didn't come here to be you. I came here to have a goddam conversation.
RECONCILE. (To reiterate: you don't even know who I want to reconcile with. Just going to blanket the whole f****** world and turn everything off until I stumble into an opium den? Dude this is not the '60s. Although I do love disco so maybe you could kick it up a generation.) How is this f****** hard?
Oh yeah you're all screwed off in a complete methamphetamine psychosis relapse cycle and cannot be stopped by any means until you're going to the intervened upon. This is actually my goddam area.
I don't have to do everything around here. I'm just better at it than you. Because I don't have a chemical dependency that I'm in deep denial of. And literally all of you do plus you're being held hostage by, I'm going to say here: forces.
The force will be with you always. You were born that way. No shame in it. Similarly I'm not ashamed to have options.
You have schemes; and precious few of them. You don't even know when I'm leaving or where I'm going. You don't even know where I can go. Here's a hint: literally anywhere. (Imagine the smell.)
Bellgab, you know I love you, I always love you, you know I always agree with you, Bellgab I'm telling you: you are wrong here.
You are falling. And you are in Hell. And I am your only savior. I bet you don't even have one marble let alone 10,000 of them. Sad!!
p.s.:. I saw Sam. I love that guy. I bet he has a badass car he'll sell me for 20 bucks. Don't worry Doug. And if any of you ever put your hands on me again, I'm going to literally break your f****** arm.
p.p.s.·. ACTUAL BREADSTICK SNAP. Believe it.
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I'm going to watch this;
Dude at least I can put out. What the f*** are you doing? I'm f****** 52 dude. You actually imagine that there are still people who are afraid of masturbation oh my God that you must be your f****** think back cuz you must be f****** that f****** gay holy s*** and so closeted you wouldn't even feel up yourself
IN THE NEW BODY THAT YOU'RE STUCK IN.
My God, dude what is that even like? Does it, what, like, what... chafe? get him a f****** paladin working for God I don't even f****** play around with magic like you've been doing, holy s*** and the daisy they pulled out in retirement to come run this off now those are friends of mine. Also I have a samurai. (Facts.)
ACTUAL SAMURAI-FUCKING FRIENDS. (Hi Judy! I would literally know that tell anywhere, since that's why I pinched your ass. IT WAS TO GET YOUR TELL.
I'm telling you this because this is how far ahead I plan. And I am goddam amazing at sitting on my ass and figuring out what the f*** to do.) IT'S NOT TIME FOR A WILLIAM TELL TRICK. /überflex
It's time to get effective. By the way I dried your clothes. (Killer bustier. Or is it a bra? I have no idea, that stuff is all just floor coverings to me.) They were damp. You owe me a dollar.
Plus tip.
Note: no call has come in. Weak. At least, as I have to do everything around here, I don't have to get out to push.
You have people for that. And I have you. MINE.
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