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AzzGab => Random => Topic started by: Master Trollda on June 09, 2022, 09:29:39 PM
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It gets a bad name but that doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a bad thing. In it’s higher form trolling is an art, exposing hypocrisy, propaganda and robotic, habitual behaviors we can all fall prey to. In it’s higher form trolling is like the Zen master’s stick coming down on our necks and waking us back up to reality and giving is another chance at enlightenment. Jackstar taught me that. Which is why it’s so sad to see what’s become of him. :'(
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In it’s higher form trolling is an art,
Trolling is indiscriminate carpet bombing over a wide broadcast audience, when one is willing to just grab any fish that's willing to hop into the boat. Satire is surgical precision, and her name was Sandra she was pretty nice. We fucking dated. You have obviously been lied to so G-d damn much, I'm beginning to wonder if you have a fucking rifle barrel attached to your earlobe with JB weld compound, just a really sell it to everybody that you're so under duress, seriously, give me a break.
Now, where was i? Oh yeah: trolling. KNOW: not only am I not a troll, I don't troll. Because I don't have to troll. I can go on a boat and point at the fish and the fuckers will hop right in and clean themselves of their own guts for chum left behind on the way out of the water.
What exactly is the concern here with you? Are you sure you're not the Abo? Somebody run a blood test on Miss Purity here: she might be half niglet and half Royal piglet, AND AN AWFUL AVOCADO QUEEN. Yeah, all the same time. Yeah, that shit can happen, and if it does, and it did, then that probably would be my Hitler because my Hitler is not Adolf.
None of this is trolling. The reason why I don't prickly care for being called a troll, is because it's what the CIA uses in place of conspiracy theorist to diminish and label people that are on some kind of stupid fucking blacklist that they got from some asshole that they trusted just cuz you were wearing a white coat and didn't fucking fuck them too fast in the parking lot. Tedious.
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Trolling is indiscriminate carpet bombing over a wide broadcast audience, when one is willing to just grab any fish that's willing to hop into the boat. Satire is surgical precision, and her name was Sandra she was pretty nice. We fucking dated. You have obviously been lied to so G-d damn much, I'm beginning to wonder if you have a fucking rifle barrel attached to your earlobe with JB weld compound, just a really sell it to everybody that you're so under duress, seriously, give me a break.
Now, where was i? Oh yeah: trolling. KNOW: not only am I not a troll, I don't troll. Because I don't have to troll. I can go on a boat and point at the fish and the fuckers will hop right in and clean themselves of their own guts for chum left behind on the way out of the water.
What exactly is the concern here with you? Are you sure you're not the Abo? Somebody run a blood test on Miss Purity here: she might be half niglet and half Royal piglet, AND AN AWFUL AVOCADO QUEEN. Yeah, all the same time. Yeah, that shit can happen, and if it does, and it did, then that probably would be my Hitler because my Hitler is not Adolf.
None of this is trolling. The reason why I don't prickly care for being called a troll, is because it's what the CIA uses in place of conspiracy theorist to diminish and label people that are on some kind of stupid fucking blacklist that they got from some asshole that they trusted just cuz you were wearing a white coat and didn't fucking fuck them too fast in the parking lot. Tedious.
Fuck what the CIA wants! They’re all manical control freaks right out of a Bond novel. I’m reclaiming this term just like black people did with nigger. Yes you are. Yes you do. You just do it better than most, who are just trying to be an asshole for the sake of it...or you used to, anyway. :'(
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Fuck what the CIA wants!
Well, they do want me. But I'm a nun. Habit, convent,
and all night sex with Jesus Christ, every night and everything. (Don't hate me because I sculpted my CV out of platinumized unobtainium, or even because I used all of the possible platinumized unitalian they could ever exist and never was ever going to exist just for me, hate me because I miss capitalized CV, bad punctuation too, on the worst days of punishment by a naughty librarian.) Where has spread about this hasn't it? Yeah also I'm gay and everything else is classified, by God. Now who's so interested? Better not be many, or I have done something wrong, and I'll have to do pennants, oh no oh no I misspelled pennants oh no, oh no there's more pennants coming oh no okay this pen is cycle could get out of hand. (I saw Ali get caught in a paint addiction biofeedback loop once it was nightmare she was starting to fucking seize her up cuz she kept on putting on clothes taking them off putting on a shoot putting on clothes looking like he was weird it was like she was an automatic mannequin. A scary sight, what's being done to our genome is really fascinating except for the way it's being done by extraneous forces, isn't it. I mean we really got to look at our methods and standards for maintaining genetic purity, don't we now? Good, that's why I wrote all these brand new jokes about Hitler. Why we fight: for access to the best medicines of course.
Yes you are. Yes you do. You just do it better than most
Okay you were 17 and you said that you knew me better than I knew myself. No that wasn't true then it's still not true and you should probably divorce yourself in that notion because no one knew that I couldn't fucking breathe, and you didn't know what I was thinking, but I knew what you were thinking, case “The Troll” closed. Can you tell me why this is a big deal to you? Okay, but not necessarily. All right please continue why is this a big deal?
if Jennifer Spurgin is so concerned about a rock she thinks I threw at her that hit her in the forehead at age 7, I don't understand why I didn't get a copy of this report, and it should be stamped in red ink on the top copy page eyes only and nobody does it better.
, who are just trying to be an asshole for the sake of it...or you used to, anyway. :'(
I didn't in fact used to try to be an asshole just for the sake of it and even then I wasn't all that great I was just a lame dumb bully but that's been many many years past. Many I saw Len the other day, and he's doing great... Now that we've had a chance to talk and catch up, the explosion of love that erupted between us when I finally got on the phone with him and I instantly recognize him I was like oh my God yes I'm fine I am not a psychotic sociopathically it's hiding behind a veneer of good grace and bonami no I'm really improved I'm sure that someone like you with access to the extremely detail files that I'm throwing away in the dumpster cuz I don't want to fucking look at him right now yeah I'm sure you want to be certain but I think you're being a little too over certain in some ways.
For example, who insisted on the peacocks? It had to have been an ancestor. And and why wasn't I allowed to care for the peacocks down here? Why was such a thinly veiled and obviously bullshit pretext of choking with both hands and trying to kill somebody used to do all this when it was actually myself being the primary victim and me being incredibly grotesquely inconvenienced and now my health is right down the fucking toilet because some fucking douchebag did fucking things wrong and I'm really stubborn why is this being allowed to happen when if we're the other... oh I know why.
Because I'm a Hungarian, and I can take it. This is child's play. Nevertheless I'm fucking tired. Certain conditions need to be unwound and then certain other people need to get out of the way, whereas other people need to be brought into my way, it's like the hokey pokey except without the references of genocide.
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Yeah also I'm gay
HOTFIX: Hitler's a man manbaby.
HOTFIX: She'll get over it. I can't even fucking imagine the chutzpah anyway, that must be the Roma. Nice try, nice wagon train too. Loaner?
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It gets a bad name but that doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a bad thing. In it’s higher form trolling is an art, exposing hypocrisy, propaganda and robotic, habitual behaviors we can all fall prey to. In it’s higher form trolling is like the Zen master’s stick coming down on our necks and waking us back up to reality and giving is another chance at enlightenment. Jackstar taught me that. Which is why it’s so sad to see what’s become of him. :'(
I sometimes talk of this place or "bellgab." I never give out the name- but I describe it as a bunch of intelligent trolls. That is not derogatory. Much like you- I believe that trolling can be pointless and crude or can be an art form designed to have people ask questions or see a different side.
I believe that most posters here and on Bellgab were trolls of one type or another. Most were smart- most not too easily offended- which is a necessity. Possibly that is why Ellgab made me a little sad. People asking to be censored- people demanding that the "mean troll" not be allowed there (I think that Jack is still banned because he might hurt somebodies feelings?) These were people who were supposed to be somewhat immune to trolling and were supposed to be able to think for themselves and defend their positions.
Possibly you hit it on the head. Nobody (including me) likes having their hypocrisy pointed out publicly. Maybe it is better to hide or demand that others be banished?
*Hey Azz. Can you please ban MT for me? He insulted me once and made me question a deeply held belief. It made me uncomfortable and I would rather only deal with those who lavish praise on me. Thanks. ;)
**Also, Jack has been known to fire a torpedo in my direction. He should be banned as well. And now that Dubb is back- he needs to go. He likes the wrong pipe tobacco and told me openly that I was mistaken on several of my beliefs. Finally, Robert Mugabe was mean once. He should also be banished.
***Come to think of it. Please block everybody but me from posting here. I only want an echo chamber and a place where I can experience "confirmation bias." This is garbage having to deal with others whose opinions are inferior to my own.
Thanks in advance.
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I sometimes talk of this place or "bellgab." I never give out the name- but I describe it as a bunch of intelligent trolls. That is not derogatory. Much like you- I believe that trolling can be pointless and crude or can be an art form designed to have people ask questions or see a different side.
I believe that most posters here and on Bellgab were trolls of one type or another. Most were smart- most not too easily offended- which is a necessity. Possibly that is why Ellgab made me a little sad. People asking to be censored- people demanding that the "mean troll" not be allowed there (I think that Jack is still banned because he might hurt somebodies feelings?) These were people who were supposed to be somewhat immune to trolling and were supposed to be able to think for themselves and defend their positions.
Possibly you hit it on the head. Nobody (including me) likes having their hypocrisy pointed out publicly. Maybe it is better to hide or demand that others be banished?
*Hey Azz. Can you please ban MT for me? He insulted me once and made me question a deeply held belief. It made me uncomfortable and I would rather only deal with those who lavish praise on me. Thanks. ;)
**Also, Jack has been known to fire a torpedo in my direction. He should be banned as well. And now that Dubb is back- he needs to go. He likes the wrong pipe tobacco and told me openly that I was mistaken on several of my beliefs. Finally, Robert Mugabe was mean once. He should also be banished.
***Come to think of it. Please block everybody but me from posting here. I only want an echo chamber and a place where I can experience "confirmation bias." This is garbage having to deal with others whose opinions are inferior to my own.
Thanks in advance.
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I'm sorry. I forgot to refer to you by name as one of the people who needs to be silenced. I'm deeply offended by the "R" word.
(Can you believe that I actually had no idea what the "R" word was for the first several times that I heard somebody refer to is as such? It took me quite awhile to catch onto what word that started with "R" was so offensive that it could not be used in print or on the radio.)
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Retreads: I've seen the new playbook. It is filled with concern after concern after concern: KucziRape
Well there are maybe those who think that that sounds like the new nightmare come to life, surprisingly recent developments have led me to a place of pure and total happiness over rape. Number one, where's the G? Imagine, under the pillow. Number two, must remember to Google how to duck a thrown bust of Pallas Athene. Just think of the karma/dharma one has to go this long for someone to show up–and then and only then–restore the butler's lost soul and then you hear: “feels like Destiny.” Yes, I'm having a vision: she says this to Mother while rappelling down from The Hall Of Records’ roof, a copy of my birth certificate—oh hell, she got the original, notarized & stamped & sealed & two spare puppy dog tails: everything. She coulda spiffed the shine on a trophy s-n-husband with that, but doubtlessly, ended up wrapping up a serving dish.
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Confused. Ignorant. Ashamed. CIA, kick down the instructions.
Okay first of all take a break once in a while, it's important what that means to you. Well if it's difficult for you to figure that out you should probably start looking at your impulse controls probably talk to a therapist probably get some cognitive behavioral therapeutes you'll learn how to fucking do it. Also, and I can't recommend this enough, if you get a chance to look at the highly classified military documents that explain the exact instructions on how to use it correctly, don't keep them don't save them don't copy them don't share with a friend just look at them and then put them away where the fuck that is that's how I saw them; and that's why I'm not in fucking prison. (These days almost any pretext will do, reading forbidden pamphlets, number one on the list.)
Prison it's where they put people who know dangerous things. Costco it's a great place to learn dangerous things so if a person's been to prison it is assumed that that person knows how to do dangerous things. And person hasn't been in prison he might not know anything.
Beginner might know a few things. I imagine after 3 months in prison for some, pick up a lot of you. But here's something you're not going to learn in prison, how to stand up for your rights. Just you try leaning on that dinner bell. Yeah go ahead and bother a screw for something you want to hurry for the near.
Yeah it's not going to happen. Similarly what happened when I went to jail not going to happen very often because they thought they had a live one they thought that they were not going to have to deal with me too much longer and now I'm at home still at home not going anywhere wouldn't mind going somewhere but not going anywhere and I am still a hot ticket in town. I'm not even punched yet. And just as I imagine what happened at the Red Bull area 49 I don't really care about turning that social power into getting laid. You understand, people, that we're fucking 50 years old here, right? Perhaps COVERT IDENTIFICATION NINETEEN.
Personally, I could be—butt won't be, persuaded. It would not be hard. (Okay Newbie: the words you're looking for here are: firm, fierce, fir tree: Pine Sol.) But a funny thing happens when a man's 49 has much money and a woman is 47 and has a bunch of flesh that has been affected by gravity, there's this thing that happens to women especially because they've been designed that way it's the effect of gravity on female tissue is more significant than males probably because God has a sense of humor.
And speaking of senses of humor, I'm going to have to bring back my recording broadcasting session thingy. The world commands it, there's nothing else like it, I can say anything, I can do anything, I can not be anything, but I can be anybody, sort of I had some experiences lately and they've been transcendental. For example I have transcended a boundary that used to exist. I used to give a damn about virginity. And now thankfully I no longer have to. And the reason why is this:
KucziRape
Yep, that's right, they raped it right out of her and they hypnotized her to believe that it was me that did it God only knows he did it I have no idea how many people are around here are capable of rape I'm not really I'm just it's not like okay I've been raped so when I wasn't so bad cuz I did it to myself but I just got the news that somebody down the line got their virginity raped out of them which may have been what they preferred yeah coz like, then she can put that guy in prison, baby.
Hey, that's probably what they're going to do they were going to put me in jail and they were going to no no they were going to put her in jail and they're going to sneak out the back and then they were going to come over and help me clean up the food and then they're going to spray me with scopo and the rape drug and then we're going to have me rape her and they're going to fucking put me in jail for that that's what they're going to do yeah they're going to mess me up cuz she wanted her get over with and then she wanted to be me it's one point and then she's going to finally get over it then she finally gets the rape you always wanted, and then she can go get raped by somebody else, I met that one.
More about rape; after the break choke.
Oh by the way, it doesn't really take too much expertise or too much knowledge to learn how to make it so that you just spray it in your face and then one rapes her and she's in love with you in the end! Geronimo! I've seen it happen several times—not in person; not, an invited observer; but, Afternath—but I've seen people mysteriously behave like they're literally spell fucking bound to somebody that was a t’douchebag after just one pull on the trigger thing. Now, I've seen t’douchebagen have sex with somebody, and then not have that happen; but if a person has your background, and if person has like a book if well listed for this way, I wouldn't fucking buy it any other way. Additionally, since these Twat Munchies they think they know me pretty well, if they want to bother me they're going to do the thing that they think is going to bother me the most and they didn't this is well not the least but I don't know you; would have to check the tape.
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Tl;dr Congratulations! Actual (https://youtu.be/4IcGbXyLlHw?t=41).
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**Also, Jack has been known to fire a torpedo in my direction. He should be banned as well.
Oh God, another one? Okay, bend over; I'll do you Virgin Birthday Style *lasagna crash* pardon me, do you have any more glass sheet pans full of lasagna? I'm used to three at once. Standards.
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CRISIS: Mid-Life
I'm not going to lie: I plan to live to at least 500 years of age. Now, note that statement begins with the expression, "I plan." And here I say this: I'm gonna probably make it. It's an attainable goal. It may sound like plumb nuts to realistically conceive of, but according to the telemetry at my disposal, recent advances in biotechnology have made quite impressive strides when it comes the to field of "Humanity, Get Your Collective Act Together."
Speaking of Collective Acts: I present to you: an act so filled with gracious good humour and joyous tidings, it can only be named with the great triple trifecta crown of colons and their assorted colonic humour: The New New Aristrocrats.
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As a token of gratitude and great sentiment for your annual contributions on this year's Tax Day, the Federal Reserve & The IRS send their best wishes and warmest regards with a tribute song for the slaves people!
Love, Uncle Sam 🖕🏼
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It gets a bad name but that doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a bad thing. In it’s higher form trolling is an art, exposing hypocrisy, propaganda and robotic, habitual behaviors we can all fall prey to. In it’s higher form trolling is like the Zen master’s stick coming down on our necks and waking us back up to reality and giving is another chance at enlightenment. Jackstar taught me that. Which is why it’s so sad to see what’s become of him. :'(
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The only thing Jackstar taught me is that spam bots can sometimes be actual living real-life people.
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The only thing Jackstar taught me is that spam bots can sometimes be actual living real-life people.
Then at least you learned something.
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Fuck what the CIA wants!
The Cenobite Intelligence Agency wants what every other directorate of and department with punyling spoor smeared all over the walls of their breakroom wants: the schematics for what is by far, the most celebrated and quintessential fabuleen maginfico area school of effect soulistic and mentalistic discipline I have yet to devise: psychokinetic shielding. (Not gonna lie, don't have the schems on blue pages yet, but it's gonna be easier to find a 5D blueprinter that can blueball blewblow bleublow me without making a goddam operatic 3 hour whine and bitch-fest about the horrors of HPV (she shook Michael Douglas's hand once and now she can't stop thinking, "which one is the one with the clapwarts??" whenever she sees the movie poster for Spartacus, sometimes she's there standing by the marquee hunched over and checking out Kirk's codpiece (really, haven't we all killed a few hours like that? well I did, okay btw, there's Qrystall MAMP, as it turns out, is that how you spell it? Uhm I am really not that interested, but, uhm, I am The Last UniDEAcorn, everyone else is iDead or in iMind) for tiny little tell-tale signs of rickwarts and clapdick and GROYPRASH-NoVi55-ER2, which is that new strain of COVID that absolute whipsaw hosebeast is susceptible to, because, and this is true, Jesus came to her in an asylum and asked her to suck his dick a little, and she winkled up her nose and pulled back her beakface into a sneer and said, "Ewe, gross. Can we get McDonald's first? I want Carl's Junior's dick instead. Can you take me there and then I'll push you out your car door after rifling through your wallet and then call you a rapist because you really raped me and then when you totally scream back, ''NO I DIDN'T YOU EXTORTIVE JIMMY CRACK CORN MOTHER FUCKER CALIFORNIA WIGGER BIGGER DUMB BUM SMOKESHEEEEEEEW, GROSS, FUCK YOU I DIDNT RAPE YOU, YOU FUCKING CONSENTED HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT I HAD A REALLY NICE TIME I FUCKED YOU AND THREW YOUR ASS OUT SO YOU COULD DRIVE YOUR WHINY LIYING BITCH ASS HOE YOUR SELF YOU HO YOU NEVER REALLY LOVED ME YOU WER ARTIFICIAL AND YOU FUCKED UP ALL MY SHIT FOR NOTHING, BIG JUNKY TITTIE HO BEEGAY FAGYO, IF YOU REPORT ME FOR RAPE I WILL KILL MYSELF AND GO TO HEAVEN AND GET JESUS TO COME BACK WITH ME AND HE WILL MY WITNESS YOU LYING BITCH I WILL ASK YOU IF YOU WANT YOUR COLACA RAPED AND YOU BETTER SAY YES YOU FUCKING LIAR OR ELSE I WON'T PRETEND TO LIKE THE WAY YOU SING ANYMORE YOU SHRIEKING WALRUS AND JIZZAHOUSE HOUND, DIE, DIE, FUCK YOU, I LOVED YOU, AND NOW ITS OVER EXCEPT ON BLUE BRAYU AND DVD, OMG YOU FUCKING LIAR I DIDNT' RAPE YOU, YOU CONSENTED, YOU CONSENTED, WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH, AHHAQHAB OOO BOO HOO, MY LIFE IS OVER *CLICK* MUH CAREER! *CLICK* WAAAAQAAH *PORTAL*"
So what happens here is, she totally blanks that shit out, right? Like wow, where did that come form? One of Lightening Girl's children who apparently can write AND transmit AND fight fires AND not get jealous of her mom, wow, what's that like, (*voices holler in unision* PARCHEESI*), uh, yeah... uhm... and, that one is gone. I'm gonna caulk up that hole real quick I don't want anymore of you following that one home, she's already eaten two, last one.... uh, ah... seem to be playing with it some. Wow. She says she is ready to eat Queen D.A.R.E. anytime and I think that is a very noble and honorable soul, uhm. No, I didn't name her yet she says shes Peneilope which is okay with me, *cough* Uhm, hi Bellgab.
Not. Just. Once. like 17 times. Shields. Yeah I am creeped out too. I have not been quite this insane for sometime. I have a shadow of a 'corn horn coming out of my forehead, yeah. G-d has granted me the experience to discern hallucination from reality and the wisdom to not let Athena burst fully formed from the forehead of Zeus until she learns to clean her room first, and wonder of wonders she says that is "fair," but she is actually only saying to go in there under pretense of cleaning and now she's gonna mack on.. which ever one is my oldest daughter. This is in future astral 5 or 7 or something. I don't have children here. Uhm, I'm about to have a cow here, I'll tell you what.
They’re all manical control freaks right out of a Bond novel.
It's possible that some of these lessons in detachment are really sinking in now that I've started focusing on the earlobes after running out of fingertips. BTW: Fleming was a hack. OMG Mom, yeah. She's swearing up and down, omg lol I'm like, "how do I know this is a true story," and she gives me a look, right? She's fucking dead, she's in... I guess, Scottish Heaven? Wherever Britain dumps its mongoloid fags, ahha, no, they wish Iceland, anyway, Mom says she's not doing it right now, and... you know. The look she gives. Patsy is native Cancer, and she knows I know not to ask, and I just did twice, lol, okay uhm.... totes embarrassment, I guess. Is there a total point of shame at this point? OMG, wow that would be cool if my mother were still around, I would absolutely shoot her with the Methos, if she were still on hospice care, I could shoot her up one arm with battery acid and down the other with Mr. Clean & Drano and then jump up and do The Funky Chicken in stiletto heels, Lionel Richie's ooooh, what a feeling, dancing on the ceiling, and stab those stab-me pumps into her goddam pancreas, yeah? Well.. maybe that is too much heat.
Next time I wank it, I am going to visualize Chelsea Clinton sprouting antenna and housefly wings and the mandibles from the Predator and it will pounce/claim KMM's lying whorish mouth and (this is a direct quote, omg) take her uvula and wrap that around her pelvic floor muscle and cinch it tight like a corset, right, and then one of the mandibles on Chelsea (CLINTON, yes HER, I like her, shut up, I LIKE HER BETTER YOU ARE DEAD TO ME *boo-hooi*), she takes the fang part and slices the floor muscle right down the middle, the ribbons of those Mayflower borne-muscle fiber optic bundles got upgraded last year, CC omg Chelsea is gonna carry a Niggerlord because some of us miss him a lot but he can't rape anymore, or have sex or shoplift. Seanniggerbaby Sealord Chell-Sea-Lord... okay I'm getting out of hand. Chelsea really is just and idle thought, but... well, she alive, I had to put her pack together to get her. I'm glad. Babystarniggre ohh ew te
I’m reclaiming this term just like black people did with nigger.
Bad posture, slumped over with shoulders bowed and leaning on one arm while scooping and stuffin' business cash envelops with scraps of DNA and a little bit of flopsweat beading up along the line of your nose where the cheek zits and the nose canyon blackhead valley are, or, down between your legs?
Yes you are. Yes you do. You just do it better than most, who are just trying to be an asshole for the sake of it...or you used to, anyway. :'(
Okay hold the phone, right here this part this line, this is the sign you need. This is not enough neuroplasticiity for you right now and then the part of your brain that connects one's anus and TD's (she says has to learn to apologize before coming in... um yeah that's it:
SWAROVSKI ARITHMETHRICS AMP.
Wow I am so goddam tired. I think I just got back from Hell where she consummated. (Paladin.Star) and I do find myself thinking of a nicer ass, I won't actually lie down because muh house, it's vile, omg, Whitley just came by btw. (Hi hi Hi !) That's Anne, she's kind of uhm, yeah, not whore, what's the other one? Okay, I won't say.
I am -not- creepy. This is distinguishing.
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You must need to brush a million times a day with a mouth that sassy..🙄
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Your dick is a sad candle. Good news, everyone! I rescued Faith and kicked Hope out of TD's avatar and, well serious fuck it here, omfg by the way, I smell vile. Like I just scratched my scrote all around my balls, stopping twice to lick on and suck around my whole fist, omg yummy, uhm yeah that is go back to the store, stay there, I don't care I'm surfing that muscledpooner sometime. Soon. Not now, but it can't just be the droogs. (Mama San Tendor on, uhm, look it's imaginary other wise I'd be off some, and then there's something else here and I can calm down quite a lot. She gets nervous too it is really cute because she like doesn't. Well, Starbitch: you goddam do now. (currenlty in her dad's lap (spelling matters here this is crepe surpreme) and dealing with the horrors of creeper biolacation/bilocation, and they are whore-ors indeed. Fuck. I think it's gonna be a cruise. Also I'm gonna reproduce abiolgentically again, because, uhm. when I uhm, yeah, its invisible. Oh yeah if give consent. It'll like be tacky like an art gum eraser and twice as rubbin'.
The only thing Jackstar taught me is that spam bots can sometimes be actual living real-life people.
Get your bitch ass out to the coast and get me some goddam mallie *racks slide* or I'm going to start killing your sister's toteslezzboze one bye one in some alt dmension until you gimme the shit, omg yeah, okay that's nice. Just kinda got a contact high from a demon got loose and is currently floating. Everuybody relax: I'm her Peneilope's Paladin, if something starts eating her just decapitate her and if you miss you can find a way over here. Okay scared now. Knocking over little physical bits. Manifesting on this plane, uhm yeah.
okay so give me a new address I can go to now, uhm, phooey. Also I need a couple millions of dollars, I just did work for it, it doesn't seem like it'll be a hit.
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Is there anyway you can go eat a barrel of your shit and turn into something I'm not embarrassed by when you go into the sky, Spiritjujube? They still capping it. I really am quite bullet train with butter's wild and ace tracks with a Moose.
Albert Camus and Reggie Hammond walk into a bar, named "The Space Age Barn & Smoker Grill For Baby-Back Bitch-Baby back to your dumb bitch ass future, you classless river bottom strumpet with a whorish-bish naughty little fagmouth, oh and by the way, you're pretty fucking far from polydrug addiction clinic testing, and I dindn't appreciate all the yammers about stealing things from me, now I'm taking her and the goose and you actually are done. Badge, service piece, YOUR WEAPON, give it to her, get out. Leave your rocked dmt imma want to assay that, and I mean, i'm gonna fucking slam it on OnlyFans, what? this is my job now, confiscating your shit and slamming it on camera, what, is there someone doing that already? okay, line it up. I have wasted enough time omg a year and a half, yeah, this is happening, YOU ARE FIRED.
Have a drink on me. *click*
You must need to brush a million times a day with a mouth that sassy..🙄
Chrome-molybdenum hardcase pipe only, omfg you are such a tool, could have gotten a Meerschaum but instead you get this meta coffin for alchemy (cool alright), and i don't need to brush, it's easy, I don't suck my own dick or kiss my mother or let her watch anyone doing it -- it ruins the fantasy -- let me explain why it was brush thing, I was supposed to get a pack of gum and show you how to clean it out of your hair after I jerk it back and forth back to where that might suppseod to be, I can't really remember, and I"m getting flashbacks, i am NOT sorry for my choice because I have it on good authority it would have been much worse. /shrug
sassy..🙄
Are you the one that thought I wasn't trying to look at your tits hard enough or are you the Angelic host that can punch its own face hard enough for a man, but feel like mace to a woman? And seriously, bear mace, I died that moment, I dropped it and I got extra lucky, it wasn't nice, but then neither were they.
one droplet, corner of left eye, I thought to myself oh shit oh fug it's gonna bloom like the Klingon moon exploding, it hit the right side of the right eyeball like a goddam freight train they should have put the rest of her whingy people on. Yeah I really do too. I will, you do that for me. I'm not asking my mom, get yours too. k lol bye
There oughta be a law. And there was, 23 Skidoo canceled it, bring it back how? "Suck it's dick a little" That's your answer to everything. I like the heft and reach of your stile. Oh and I Hoover up loads of cocaine now. fr srs. top-tear-duckbag. I don't give a shit, you hear me Dennis Court Menace?"
yeah you do, you suck. :)
Attn: Cowltiz/Coolidge County District Officials, #BISHLEAD; SIR:
I have met the heathen and they are mine. Complexities unfurl and will do so! hidden technology is revealed with gentle wisdom, and I have Prime Creator Energy and someone who's name i forget too. I am exhilirated!
I mean, it might actually happen. Alas: wash day. Nothing clean. Nice night for a wok filled deep with cooking out and saute/fry his package in it, and if theyre home then.. oh. Just rods then.
btw rodknee that's creepy. Sigh. High AF. Jasyon he gone. Hep prison. PRISON.
he shoudl have taken my genome, no luck, just paint by numbers, wow hungry. tee-hee[/code]
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Your dick is a sad candle. Good news, everyone! I rescued Faith and kicked Hope out of TD's avatar and, well serious fuck it here, omfg by the way, I smell vile. Like I just scratched my scrote all around my balls, stopping twice to lick on and suck around my whole fist, omg yummy, uhm yeah that is go back to the store, stay there, I don't care I'm surfing that muscledpooner sometime. Soon. Not now, but it can't just be the droogs. (Mama San Tendor on, uhm, look it's imaginary other wise I'd be off some, and then there's something else here and I can calm down quite a lot. She gets nervous too it is really cute because she like doesn't. Well, Starbitch: you goddam do now. (currenlty in her dad's lap (spelling matters here this is crepe surpreme) and dealing with the horrors of creeper biolacation/bilocation, and they are whore-ors indeed. Fuck. I think it's gonna be a cruise. Also I'm gonna reproduce abiolgentically again, because, uhm. when I uhm, yeah, its invisible. Oh yeah if give consent. It'll like be tacky like an art gum eraser and twice as rubbin'.
Get your bitch ass out to the coast and get me some goddam mallie *racks slide* or I'm going to start killing your sister's toteslezzboze one bye one in some alt dmension until you gimme the shit, omg yeah, okay that's nice. Just kinda got a contact high from a demon got loose and is currently floating. Everuybody relax: I'm her Peneilope's Paladin, if something starts eating her just decapitate her and if you miss you can find a way over here. Okay scared now. Knocking over little physical bits. Manifesting on this plane, uhm yeah.
okay so give me a new address I can go to now, uhm, phooey. Also I need a couple millions of dollars, I just did work for it, it doesn't seem like it'll be a hit.
Is there anyway you can go eat a barrel of your shit and turn into something I'm not embarrassed by when you go into the sky, Spiritjujube? They still capping it. I really am quite bullet train with butter's wild and ace tracks with a Moose.
Albert Camus and Reggie Hammond walk into a bar, named "The Space Age Barn & Smoker Grill For Baby-Back Bitch-Baby back to your dumb bitch ass future, you classless river bottom strumpet with a whorish-bish naughty little fagmouth, oh and by the way, you're pretty fucking far from polydrug addiction clinic testing, and I dindn't appreciate all the yammers about stealing things from me, now I'm taking her and the goose and you actually are done. Badge, service piece, YOUR WEAPON, give it to her, get out. Leave your rocked dmt imma want to assay that, and I mean, i'm gonna fucking slam it on OnlyFans, what? this is my job now, confiscating your shit and slamming it on camera, what, is there someone doing that already? okay, line it up. I have wasted enough time omg a year and a half, yeah, this is happening, YOU ARE FIRED.
Have a drink on me. *click*
Chrome-molybdenum hardcase pipe only, omfg you are such a tool, could have gotten a Meerschaum but instead you get this meta coffin for alchemy (cool alright), and i don't need to brush, it's easy, I don't suck my own dick or kiss my mother or let her watch anyone doing it -- it ruins the fantasy -- let me explain why it was brush thing, I was supposed to get a pack of gum and show you how to clean it out of your hair after I jerk it back and forth back to where that might suppseod to be, I can't really remember, and I"m getting flashbacks, i am NOT sorry for my choice because I have it on good authority it would have been much worse. /shrug
Are you the one that thought I wasn't trying to look at your tits hard enough or are you the Angelic host that can punch its own face hard enough for a man, but feel like mace to a woman? And seriously, bear mace, I died that moment, I dropped it and I got extra lucky, it wasn't nice, but then neither were they.
one droplet, corner of left eye, I thought to myself oh shit oh fug it's gonna bloom like the Klingon moon exploding, it hit the right side of the right eyeball like a goddam freight train they should have put the rest of her whingy people on. Yeah I really do too. I will, you do that for me. I'm not asking my mom, get yours too. k lol bye
There oughta be a law. And there was, 23 Skidoo canceled it, bring it back how? "Suck it's dick a little" That's your answer to everything. I like the heft and reach of your stile. Oh and I Hoover up loads of cocaine now. fr srs. top-tear-duckbag. I don't give a shit, you hear me Dennis Court Menace?"
Attn: Cowltiz/Coolidge County District Officials, #BISHLEAD; SIR:
I have met the heathen and they are mine. Complexities unfurl and will do so! hidden technology is revealed with gentle wisdom, and I have Prime Creator Energy and someone who's name i forget too. I am exhilirated!
I mean, it might actually happen. Alas: wash day. Nothing clean. Nice night for a wok filled deep with cooking out and saute/fry his package in it, and if theyre home then.. oh. Just rods then.
btw rodknee that's creepy. Sigh. High AF. Jasyon he gone. Hep prison. PRISON.
he shoudl have taken my genome, no luck, just paint by numbers, wow hungry. tee-hee[/code]
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Also I'm gonna reproduce abiogenetically again, because, uhm. when I uhm, yeah, its invisible. Oh yeah if give consent. It'll like be tacky like an art gum eraser and twice as rubbin'.
Attn: Cowltiz/Coolidge County District Officials, #BISHLEAD; SIR:
I have met the heathen and they are mine. Complexities unfurl and will do so! hidden technology is revealed with gentle wisdom, and I have Prime Creator Energy and someone who's name i forget too. I am exhilirated!
I mean, it might actually happen. Alas: wash day. Nothing clean. Nice night for a wok filled deep with cooking out and saute/fry his package in it, and if theyre home then.. oh. Just rods then.
btw rodknee that's creepy. Sigh. High AF. Jasyon he gone. Hep prison. PRISON.
he shoudl have taken my genome, no luck, just paint by numbers, wow hungry. tee-hee
There is a Dahl-Ek here. It is your basic nightmare. Little spindly arms and legs and wings silhouettes, waving like a louse knitting a sweater and getting its freak on. It really is quite alarming. I mean it is just plain scary looking and then there's like hills and bumps and valleys. And there are smaller, like, okay, you seen From Beyond. This. It is exactly this. I feel one on my left foot, it's kinda huggin' on it like a scarab beetle, with wings of its carapace wrapped around the top part of the ankle top. Like, mummifying it. But's it's an embrace. Feels like smaller limbs holding the upper body in alignment so the lower doesn't just fly off, eew just ewe. My wrists and joints seem to be kinda working now, um, look, I'm checking them out. If you like spiderwebs, you already signed a waiver. I think my ass is getting fat so, please dont give up, keep gnawing at that knuckle, begging for a piece of that total warp bubble.
Okay. Here we are then. *deep breath*
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENISSSSSSSSS
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There is a Dahl-Ek here. It is your basic nightmare.
Okay, for real: they strive against me for consumption of my essence. Like, psychic combat. So far, I am winning--I did orgasm, after all, go (CLAS.)--but I can see already it is angling for more than Berek Jazz Half-hand.
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENISSSSSSSSS
It does -not- have one of these. Rockstar supremacy remaining unchallenged. Number of tentacles with pigeons roosting on the ends of them, unclear at this time.
I don't know if Art did scads of the real thing. I don't do this way, this long, ever before, so I do not expect it to get out of hand, but there are... several more, lining up. No guarantees but I would like to mention that one is Trollda and is welcome to front of line and sister has to take over the birdhouse shitsoul plaza, because someone must. and I am so glad, I'm sorry we struggled, uhm... D killed you. sort of. like he got frustrated. He's devastated.
Also: he can't stop fucking. some feedback loop. go figure, chemistry defense system. He's gonna slow down and those muscular slabs of... muscles, no wait, that's foam core, anywway, he slows down enough, K-hole him in a calf, then K-hole him in the other calf, and then he can do that thing he likes to do, what's it called, uh.... oh yeah:
APOLOGIZE, MORTAL. RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR!
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Okay, for real: they strive against me for consumption of my essence. Like, psychic combat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPHfBZWUSNE
I can't believe I had to kick her all the way past the Heliopause to get her to come back around to split that ass in two. WORTH ITGER
I'm not sure how to put this but most of you hate each other, which is awesome, and, uh... yeah we can get a steel cage constructed. yeah. uhm. ther house is catastrophe. First one to sterilize it can, uhm... okay, I can't commoditize my seedlots, can I?
I booted her. The... hum. THE TEAT TATTLER. I get the knife thing. I have one. ONE. My knife has a name. Did she give it one? "GERBER" okay so baby's first knife, no, I'm going out in the morning dig around for the huntsmans's knife, like it is a bad ass one, and... the last time I looked for it a robo-Dep showed up, eyes rollling white, and... well, I really shoud have just portaled him back, lol. Didn't know I could.
Sure am I glad I'm competent. I feel sane. I also feel my jizz running down one leg. But, which leg? No body's perfect. (I didn't actually forsee my routine nourishment habit being such a big deal. I wonder if I taste differernt before? I mean, you have a soul now, so that's bound to tang it up some.) 321